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Speaker 1: Intro. What would you talk about on your on your

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Speaker 1: podcast minute morning show. We have a new crew fifteen

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Speaker 1: minute morning show. What everyone else doesn't know. I told

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Speaker 1: them that the fifteen minute morning show was canceled. Then

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Speaker 1: I invited new people into the studio today. That's rude.

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Speaker 1: It is rude, But really the morning show is actually

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Speaker 1: recording some stuff post show. So you have myself, Garrett,

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Speaker 1: along with Diamond, Ali and Sam holding it down for

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Speaker 1: your fifteen minute morning show today. So first off, how's

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Speaker 1: everybody feeling? I'm sleepy? All right? First, Diamond walks in

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Speaker 1: this morning into the studio. Hi you, good morning, and

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Speaker 1: normally she's Hi, hey, good morning. So I took it

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Speaker 1: upon myself to become Diamond and then said done. She

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Speaker 1: wasn't don't talk to me. What's wrong? Dimond? What's wrong?

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Speaker 1: What could be wrong with you? By the way, I'm

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Speaker 1: noticing that you have some diva tendencies like what like

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Speaker 1: you just walked into the studio and just said, this

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Speaker 1: chair is not fitting for my career. Yeah it was

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Speaker 1: a little too low, you know, I keep myself high. Alright, alright,

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Speaker 1: so what why are you tired? Diamond? I thought there

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Speaker 1: was hold on let's play a game. Why is Diamond tired?

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Speaker 1: So we're going to start with Sam, Sam take out

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Speaker 1: random guests. If it's not sexual, I'm immediately disinterested. Why

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Speaker 1: is Diamond tired? Sexual? Ali? Why is Diamond tired? She

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Speaker 1: was out partying? Out partying does have a lot of

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Speaker 1: faith in me. I'm gonna go. She was feeling sick.

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Speaker 1: Feeling sick? All right, hold on, Diamond, why are you tired? Okay,

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Speaker 1: So let me tell you last night, I thought there

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Speaker 1: deal with rodents. Why did you take that? Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: that's a part of the story so much. So I'm

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Speaker 1: while I would hear so I was like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I I can't, my nerves are too bad. So I'm

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Speaker 1: like freaking out. I called my mom, like I don't

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Speaker 1: by the way. So I'm like, I don't know what

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Speaker 1: out millennials yourself? I'm sorry, do you think you're gonna

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Speaker 1: be eating alive by? And I'm scared. I don't do

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Speaker 1: I don't do rodents at all. I don't even do squirrels,

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Speaker 1: So it freaks me out. So my mom is like, well,

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Speaker 1: if you're not going to leave the room, Diamond, then

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Speaker 1: I like started dozing off and going back to sleep,

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Speaker 1: and then I heard the noise, but you know what

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Speaker 1: every time they came back from commercial. Hold on, Andrews, here, everyone,

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Speaker 1: you loser for messing up my store right here? Wow?

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Speaker 1: Help us all? Hi, Diamond all, good morning Champaign. All right,

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Speaker 1: so hey, we're telling a story why Diamond's tired the TV?

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Andrew? We're all signing Elvis's book.

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Speaker 1: That's why you're here. This is not right for friends so, Andrew,

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Speaker 1: have you ever been so scared of something in your

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Speaker 1: to help you get through that said situation. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: Diamond had a mouse in her room. No, no, I thought,

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Speaker 1: and her mom walked her through it. Wait, so what

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Speaker 1: So like every time the specific show would come back

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Speaker 1: where are you? Where are you? What did I do?

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Speaker 1: Er has that? And greatest man that ever lived? The

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Speaker 1: paid myself. It's okay, you're talking to the microphone. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I just don't stop. I had a really bad moment

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Speaker 1: with my alarm at my parents house. What happened? I

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Speaker 1: So I'm in my parents house, it's dark, the night

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Speaker 1: I didn't lock the back door. So being home alone,

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Speaker 1: You don't see that in movies though, because they're always

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Speaker 1: covered when they're coming out of the shower. So you

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Speaker 1: you did something that you normally don't see you. You

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Speaker 1: for robbing your own house in the nude, That's what

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Speaker 1: would have happened. Fla. We have a naked man outside

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Speaker 1: drop it. Truly a blessed moment. Was that your lowest

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Speaker 1: lowest moment ever? Probably be There's been way worse. Well,

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Speaker 1: so we so we asked our friend Ali to come

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Speaker 1: really done much of that. So Ali got to go

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Speaker 1: to the post Molon concert list I did. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: it was so good. First of all, guys, I heard

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Speaker 1: I went back there looking for him, and guess what,

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Speaker 1: Go hey, Drake was at the show by Andrew. He

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Speaker 1: was he exactly did the show? Did you see him? No,

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Speaker 1: but his friends were there and they were like, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're here with Drake, right, yeah, yeah, and like blah

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Speaker 1: blah blah, So you know what happened. No, definitely definitely

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Speaker 1: was not there. No, it definitely happened. He was, definitely,

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Speaker 1: but doesn't matter who cares if he wasn't there When

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Speaker 1: was pretty cool. But I think if you're Drake's friends, uh,

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Speaker 1: you're more just like friends from growing up in you know, jobs,

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Speaker 1: he connections, He has you use his name wherever you go.

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Speaker 1: Guaranteed he wasn't at the post Malone show, and he could.

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Speaker 1: They convinced him, just like Scary Jones does. He does

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Speaker 1: it all the time. We know it drops Elvis's name.

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Speaker 1: They dropped Drake's name to get themselves backstage at the point.

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Speaker 1: me Drake was at the show, right, I hope. So

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Speaker 1: I just do that for things that you don't need

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Speaker 1: to do that, like Scaries will make a reservation of

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Speaker 1: Applebee's and still include his name in the restaurant. From

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Speaker 1: the same page. I was about to say, Applebeast did that.

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Speaker 1: It's it's it's it's from time to time, from time

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Speaker 1: to time. Post Malone show was I'm really tired this

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Speaker 1: commercial breaks. Now outside is low. But post Malone was

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Speaker 1: he had legit fireworks backstage. It was like it was

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Speaker 1: It was like Asian fusion. It was so good. And

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Speaker 1: like they said, four thousand pieces of like garlic bread

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Speaker 1: Olive Garden? And that's what. But that's a big freezer,

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Speaker 1: Let's be honest. Freezers from like the cartoons where you

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, what would everyone's food be if they

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Speaker 1: got to request backstage dining? Like, you know, what would

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Speaker 1: your food be if you were headliningly I think, I

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Speaker 1: think you eat chilies, chili, I love chilies. I would

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Speaker 1: I would want a large platter of the Beyond beef

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Speaker 1: Ali's going backstage and not going I need It's actually hurt.

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Speaker 1: It's really good. It's good, and it looks like you

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Speaker 1: of a bitch. Sam has been lying to us this

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Speaker 1: whole fucking time. Look at her eating this meat. All right,

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Speaker 1: let's let's play games. So Halloween, by the way, mine

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Speaker 1: had been Wendy's. Uh yeah, you guys were talking about

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Speaker 1: in the drive through. It wasn't at it was at Wendy's.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't because of Wendy's. Let's just put it was

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Speaker 1: happening well before the order. Is that really many years

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Speaker 1: around the corner and obviously known for costumes and candy.

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Speaker 1: So I ask everyone the country was surveyed, what do

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Speaker 1: you think the number one candy in the world is? Okay?

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Speaker 1: I think it's Reese's. Okay, Reese's. Let's let's get the

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Speaker 1: jeopardy going. Alright, Reese's, Sam's, Reese's all Eminem, Eminem's Snickers.

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Speaker 1: All right, so repeat champion many years in there, we

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Speaker 1: all turn it off. Many years in a row. Reese's

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Speaker 1: Peanut butter Cups have one like the people say Reese's

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Speaker 1: Peanut butter Cups are their favorite Halloween candy number two,

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Speaker 1: not Eminem. Sorry, what did you say? I said? I

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Speaker 1: thought Snickers is number two with eight percent? And then

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Speaker 1: where do I fall? Eminem Zalely third with eleven and

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Speaker 1: then a sad two percent to tea pops Hey. We

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Speaker 1: got the top three, the top three forgot to pops

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Speaker 1: worth thing at all. I'm gonna be candy corn. But

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Speaker 1: that's like seasonal, not like have you tried candy corn?

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Speaker 1: I've tried it. I love candy corn. I love those candies.

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Speaker 1: I hated it at first, so growing up I always

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Speaker 1: thought it was like just I didn't taste it. I

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Speaker 1: looks disgusting. They're freaking marshmallows pretty much. Not really, the

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Speaker 1: mixture gets to me. I'll take two bites and I'll

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Speaker 1: because you bite into that, it's like a stale marsy Pan.

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Speaker 1: That's how we described the texture. It's stale marcy pan.

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Speaker 1: You don't know what marsy Pan is. No one, I'm alone.

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Speaker 1: What is that? Oh my god, my grandpa used to

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Speaker 1: never tried watermelon before, and now you have to describe watermelons.

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Speaker 1: I gotta hate watermelon, but but I just mean, this

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Speaker 1: it to you. People. It's really sugary and it's kind

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Speaker 1: of chewy, but not really like you bite through it.

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Speaker 1: It's almost like a sugar dough. I don't know how

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Speaker 1: to tell. Yeah, it's not. Are much softer and they're like, marshmallowy,

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Speaker 1: this is not this has a density to it. No, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I gotta I'll try and find some good marzipan.

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Speaker 1: Most of its crap. You know, my grandpa got that

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Speaker 1: good ship he had really Yeah, that Italian new where

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Speaker 1: like everyone knows but doesn't. God, apparently it's ma I've

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Speaker 1: never felt more alone in my life. Feel free to

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Speaker 1: hit Sam up if you are a Marsa Pan fan

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Speaker 1: one on an island. I need to find you, guys,

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Speaker 1: some fucking Marca Pan right now? Where do I find you? Know?

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Speaker 1: It's funny that when we were trying to describe it

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Speaker 1: does a phone work? Well? You you you push like

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Speaker 1: it's hard trying to describe things when you like use

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Speaker 1: the first time. He goes, what's what's a drive through? Oh?

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Speaker 1: That's ok And I'm like, well, the car goes through.

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Speaker 1: four years old, but he's also an alien because he

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Speaker 1: so you know, Marsa Pan is going to be on

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Speaker 1: the list if I go home today and he goes,

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Speaker 1: I was listening to the podcast, Dad, what's Marca Pan?

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Speaker 1: I'm screwed, But he's going to be advanced because you

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Speaker 1: guys don't even know what it is yet. It says

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Speaker 1: it's okay. So it said the main ingredients are sugar

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Speaker 1: and almond meal, but that doesn't describe the taste. I

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Speaker 1: feel you guys are allergic to a lot. Between the

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Speaker 1: two of you and Derek, it probably has gluten in it.

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Speaker 1: So again, I am. That's why we don't know saying

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Speaker 1: whatever you know where my Italians at. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I'm so upset. It's Sam. Let her know that you

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Speaker 1: two love Marsavan Grandpa Santo. I'm thinking of you. You

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Speaker 1: know what's going to happen? What? No, it's gonna pop

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Speaker 1: up like there's gonna be Instagram ads from Marsa Pan now,

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Speaker 1: all because we've been talking about it. Now I want

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Speaker 1: to get only hit me up if you have Marsa

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Speaker 1: Pan and it's good, none of that bullshit. And I

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Speaker 1: challenge anyone who is listening to this right now as

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Speaker 1: you are getting ready for work, school, whatever, wherever we're

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Speaker 1: going in in the day, and you're eating Marsa Pan,

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Speaker 1: as you're listening listening to us talk about Marsa Pan,

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Speaker 1: send us that picture. It's Marsa Pa. It's a thing,

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Speaker 1: is it? Marsa Pana? Marci Pan, Marzi Pani, not Marcy Pan.

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Speaker 1: That's a girl. Fifteen minute Morning Show