1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:03,560 Speaker 1: Jubiles Dirty little Secret. Time for your dirty little secret. 2 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:06,320 Speaker 1: Text in at four one six one and then type 3 00:00:06,519 --> 00:00:08,600 Speaker 1: on your phone, Hey, I have a dirty little secret. 4 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:10,479 Speaker 1: Then text it to us. Yeah. And then if we 5 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:12,320 Speaker 1: get that text and we decide to check out your 6 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:14,040 Speaker 1: dirty little secret and it's good enough to make it 7 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:15,920 Speaker 1: on the show, then you make it on the show. People, 8 00:00:15,920 --> 00:00:17,160 Speaker 1: we're here to do a little secret, and you can 9 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:19,759 Speaker 1: say whatever you want because everybody remains anonymous. We don't 10 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:21,480 Speaker 1: even ask what your name is. That's why everybody gets 11 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:24,079 Speaker 1: a fake anonymous nickname. And on the phone right now, 12 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:26,239 Speaker 1: I don't have like a random name in my head. 13 00:00:26,239 --> 00:00:28,280 Speaker 1: So we'll just go around the room. I'll say a word, 14 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:30,080 Speaker 1: then Alex Fresh will say a word, and then English 15 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:31,760 Speaker 1: even I'll say a word, and that'll be the name 16 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:34,240 Speaker 1: of the caller on the phone. So the person on 17 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:39,479 Speaker 1: the phone right now is quad shot Potato, Quad shot potato, 18 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:42,800 Speaker 1: quat shot potatoes. That sounds delicious, all right, quad shot potato. 19 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:45,440 Speaker 1: What's up? How are you hey? I'm good? How are 20 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:48,159 Speaker 1: you good? That's a new drink to order at Starbucks, 21 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:50,400 Speaker 1: quads shot Potato. I want to order that later and 22 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:51,720 Speaker 1: just watch them look at me like, I don't know 23 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:53,280 Speaker 1: what that is. Yeah, am I gonna be fired because 24 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:56,520 Speaker 1: I don't know something on that secret menu? Anyway, what's up? 25 00:00:56,520 --> 00:01:01,040 Speaker 1: You have a dirty little secret? Yeah, So bought a 26 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:03,040 Speaker 1: new house and she bought it in my neighborhood. She's 27 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:05,880 Speaker 1: like a block over from my house, and I've got 28 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:08,040 Speaker 1: a key to the house. We're super close, Like we're 29 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:10,959 Speaker 1: really close sisters. We're like Irish twins. Just what those 30 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:14,440 Speaker 1: are Irish twins? Like, yeah, we're like we are blood sisters, 31 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:17,399 Speaker 1: but we're like eighteen months apart. Right. Our parents got 32 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:18,880 Speaker 1: busy at a certain time of year and it was 33 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,080 Speaker 1: like within the two year period, right, so they call 34 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:24,319 Speaker 1: it Irish twins. Okay, Way, we're super super tight. She's 35 00:01:24,319 --> 00:01:27,080 Speaker 1: thought this house around the block for me, and so 36 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:29,120 Speaker 1: I've got a key to her house, like her emergencies 37 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:30,960 Speaker 1: in case something ever happens, Right, someone's got to have 38 00:01:30,959 --> 00:01:34,520 Speaker 1: a key. Right. So I've decided I like to play pranks, 39 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:37,479 Speaker 1: and so I've decided that you know how the ultimate 40 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:44,720 Speaker 1: prankster is, mister. I thought you were gonna say Steve 41 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:49,840 Speaker 1: oh Well from Jack Olmen else. Yeah, anyway, so you 42 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:52,920 Speaker 1: like to play pranks on your sister. I do, but 43 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,880 Speaker 1: it's getting out of control. And this is where my 44 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:58,080 Speaker 1: dirty little secret comes in. Right. So, my sister thinks 45 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:00,520 Speaker 1: that her new house that she just moved into is 46 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:04,600 Speaker 1: haunted to the point where she's like having it staged. 47 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:07,600 Speaker 1: Like she's not thinking it's haunted. Okay, it's like what 48 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:09,200 Speaker 1: you do to like take away negative energy. It's what 49 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:11,120 Speaker 1: they have, like the smoke and stuff, isn't it. Yeah 50 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:13,400 Speaker 1: that's cool. Yeah yeah, Like they burnt sage and they 51 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:14,960 Speaker 1: do all the corners of the house and get up 52 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:17,880 Speaker 1: at evil spirits and whatnot. And she is really freaked out. 53 00:02:17,919 --> 00:02:20,480 Speaker 1: She thinks that her house is haunted. Okay, and I'm 54 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:24,040 Speaker 1: guessing and you know that it's not. Well, I don't 55 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:26,400 Speaker 1: know if it's haunted or not, but let's just say 56 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:29,800 Speaker 1: I've been adding some fuels with the fire. What have 57 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:33,000 Speaker 1: you been doing? So I go into her house when 58 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,840 Speaker 1: she's not home, and I know she's not going to 59 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:36,520 Speaker 1: be back for a while, and I'll just kind of 60 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:39,360 Speaker 1: move some stuff around that I know, like she won't 61 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:41,679 Speaker 1: recognize right away, but later in the day maybe she'll 62 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:44,760 Speaker 1: be like, huh, that's not where I love. That is 63 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:47,000 Speaker 1: something that it goes to would do. Yeah, they would. 64 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:49,399 Speaker 1: I don't know if you had a flower pot, right, 65 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:52,160 Speaker 1: you just move a flower pot to a different table. Yeah, 66 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:53,960 Speaker 1: so I moved like little things around like you were saying, 67 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,600 Speaker 1: like a flower pot, right. But in particular, there's like 68 00:02:56,639 --> 00:02:59,480 Speaker 1: this one thing that she always talks about that it 69 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:05,760 Speaker 1: happened by the quote unquote ghost. Okay, yeah, it's totally me. 70 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:08,480 Speaker 1: So she has one of those pillows, you know, those 71 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:10,640 Speaker 1: sequin pillows where you can like wipe it down, and 72 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:14,760 Speaker 1: it's one thing you wipe it up, and it's so 73 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:17,360 Speaker 1: she has one on her couch and she is like 74 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:20,240 Speaker 1: obsessive compulsive about pushing it down. She likes to have 75 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:22,840 Speaker 1: the sequins down. It's silver, and she likes the silver 76 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:26,239 Speaker 1: matches her room. So when I go over there, I 77 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:29,160 Speaker 1: automatically push it up and it comes like a red heart. 78 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:33,000 Speaker 1: He said. So every day she's coming home, she knows 79 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:36,360 Speaker 1: she's pushing the sequence down, and she comes home, they're 80 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:39,440 Speaker 1: up and there's like a red and she's like, I 81 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:41,440 Speaker 1: don't know what the hell is going on. Ghost is 82 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:43,280 Speaker 1: fringing me out, Like I don't know what to do. 83 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:47,160 Speaker 1: Your sister's going to move out of a house soon. Yeah, 84 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:49,320 Speaker 1: pretty much. I mean, this is why she's been like 85 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:51,920 Speaker 1: staging her house. I'm like, she's not to the point 86 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:53,480 Speaker 1: where she wants to call an exorcist. But you know 87 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:55,280 Speaker 1: one of those TV shows that they have the people 88 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:57,360 Speaker 1: that cut your house and like check her ghost she 89 00:03:57,480 --> 00:04:00,000 Speaker 1: seriously looked into that. You should have her. You should 90 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:03,160 Speaker 1: have her, like have someone out like a ghost investigator, 91 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:05,200 Speaker 1: and then go in there and then hide in the 92 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:07,400 Speaker 1: closet so they find you. And that's the way you 93 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:11,120 Speaker 1: reveal it. We should pose as the ghost team that 94 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:13,520 Speaker 1: goes to this house. That'd be awesome. Yes, we'll hire 95 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:16,520 Speaker 1: and we'll like act like it's super yeah. Yeah, so 96 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:18,880 Speaker 1: like it's really freaking around. And here's the thing. I 97 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:21,240 Speaker 1: think it's so hysterical. I'm not going to stop doing. 98 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:23,760 Speaker 1: Yeah that's good stuff. Yeah it is definitely. That's a 99 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:25,880 Speaker 1: great brank. Do not stop it. Make it's them on 100 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:27,920 Speaker 1: video too. Ye, hilarious to watch. Thank you for your 101 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:33,320 Speaker 1: dirty little secret. You're welcome. What's your dirty little secret?