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Speaker 1: One full hour. It starts right now, you know, give

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Speaker 1: or take a couple of minutes. Yeah, we're around there,

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Speaker 2: Is not my thing, but we're around you all right.

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Speaker 1: Ay'sburg and Jeffrey in the morning, and we had a

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Speaker 1: lot of fun for you, and including the story about

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Speaker 1: how Jose accidentally pranked a homeless person. That keep emphasizing

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Speaker 3: We've got some catching cheater stories.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we got laser stories as well, and we've got

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Speaker 1: your comments.

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Speaker 4: The best part of it all really exactly and one

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Speaker 4: from Who's Sue's about this?

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Speaker 2: Who said, I love every segment.

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Speaker 4: I tell my youngest granddaughter, who we adopted to listen

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Speaker 4: to win Brooks Bucks to learn about events and history.

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Speaker 2: I love you guys.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how much she'll learn, but she will

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Speaker 1: have a lot of useless facts in that brain.

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Speaker 3: She'll learn the wrong answers.

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Speaker 5: I see a lot of right answers. Very much.

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Speaker 6: I's gonna have fun regardless.

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Speaker 5: He goes, thank you, Jose. Let's get this full show

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Speaker 7: It is time once again to shine a low watted

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Speaker 7: spotlight on Brooke and Jeffery's hero of the week.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we just have a flashlight.

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Speaker 7: It's just a big lighter.

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Speaker 8: At this point, today's hero isn't even human. It's a

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Speaker 8: six month old puppy named Iron.

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Speaker 6: Iron.

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Speaker 5: What kind of puppy?

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Speaker 6: Iron?

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Speaker 8: Iron loves three things in this world, getting belly rubs

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Speaker 8: from unlicensed massage parlors, licking peanut butter off of his

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Speaker 8: every week Iron's owner, a twenty two year old guy

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Speaker 8: so that the pump can spot him on the bench press.

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Speaker 7: No way, those dumbbells are mine.

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Speaker 5: That's the smell of interesting.

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Speaker 8: Now, what's the gym's official policy on bringing dogs there?

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Speaker 8: Iron's owner says, quote.

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Speaker 7: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: I don't know, don't even check matter.

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Speaker 8: The employees never say anything, so I'm guessing it's fine.

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Speaker 5: This is my baby.

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Speaker 8: Did Iron get off his leash one time and interrupt

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Speaker 8: another gym member, causing them to drop a weight onto themselves,

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Speaker 5: I have a feeling you're not gonna say no.

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Speaker 7: Maybe, okay, that may have happened.

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Speaker 6: Imagine trying to bend or squad a whole bunch of.

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Speaker 2: Sorry at least the person do at some.

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Speaker 1: Point, can we just not bring dogs everywhere? I hate

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Speaker 7: Okay, but that's an interesting question.

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Speaker 8: But I think the more important question that nobody seems

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Speaker 1: Who's a good boy almost hurt someone severely?

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Speaker 8: I don't know if, oh boy so, even though he

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Speaker 5: Yeah, there you go.

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Speaker 7: Iron is still our hero of the week.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, stick with it?

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Speaker 8: Yes, okay, So let's honor Iron by getting into the

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Speaker 8: shock collar question of the day with the runner up

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Speaker 8: Hero of the week, Digital Jake, who has marked the

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Speaker 9: Did you are I win it? One week?

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Speaker 7: What's going on?

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Speaker 9: As radio hosts? The four of you are around music

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Speaker 9: almost constantly. It plays on speakers all over the office.

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Speaker 9: It runs in the studio in between talk breaks and

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Speaker 9: You've even met some of the biggest artists in the industry,

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Speaker 9: like when Alexis spoke with Grammy nominated singer Lizzo from

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Speaker 9: Yeah, And we have spoke with other legit superstars and

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Speaker 9: band One that was a prank, two that was another actor. Yeah, yikes.

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Speaker 8: Have we ever actually talked to a legitimate artist on

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Speaker 7: Are they all just pray?

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Speaker 5: The only time I have is before I started working here.

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Speaker 5: It sounds like the show real radio station.

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Speaker 9: The show sounds pretty gullible when it comes to music artists.

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Speaker 9: So will you fall for it again when we do

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Speaker 9: a special music trivia edition of the One and Done

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Speaker 9: Shock Collar Question of the Day, Jose, I first, Since

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Speaker 9: you interviewed one Republic, You're gonna go first, Jose. While

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Speaker 9: Miley Cyrus made the song globally popular, wrecking Ball was

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Speaker 9: first offered to the producers of the Hangover movie franchise,

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Speaker 1: There's no way come on doing who's got a Mike

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Speaker 1: Tyson impersonation. I came in, let go wrecking ball.

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Speaker 6: Okay, hold on. That doesn't make sense to me because

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Speaker 6: I'm thinking it wasn't a popular song. I just would

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Speaker 5: Kind relates right, like he's a wrecking ball.

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Speaker 6: He may be like Mama, Sid knock you out and

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Speaker 6: then you would punch the guy, you know, like something

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Speaker 6: that's already been established. So I'm gonna say this.

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Speaker 9: Is false, so false, and this is.

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Speaker 7: False.

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Speaker 9: It was offered to Beyonce first, Beyonce said no, and

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Speaker 5: It doesn't sound like.

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Speaker 9: Hose You're safe to Brook?

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Speaker 5: Okay Brook.

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Speaker 9: Known for being a one hit wonder, the band Chumba

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Speaker 9: Wumba had a hugely popular song called tub Thumping. Most

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Speaker 9: people don't know. The group came up with their name

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Speaker 9: after getting drunk one night and watching Star Wars The

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Speaker 9: Empire Strikes Back. The drummer was so wasted he couldn't

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Speaker 9: pronounce Chewbacca's name and called him Chumba Wumba? Is that

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Speaker 6: Nobody? That song?

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Speaker 5: I loved when it came out.

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Speaker 2: I get knocked down again.

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Speaker 1: I honestly remember reading something crazy about their name or

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Speaker 5: Remember which, and I don't remember what the article said

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Speaker 6: But it was like a fun fact.

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Speaker 1: Oh. I don't know that they feel like Star Wars

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Speaker 9: Good Brooks said true, and that is.

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Speaker 10: The good.

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Speaker 9: They just made the name up to sound unique. Brook's

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Speaker 9: getting shocked.

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Speaker 2: I got knocked down.

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Speaker 9: Alexis. Before her music career took off as a child,

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Speaker 9: Billie Eilish had a guest role as Cecilia Halbert, the

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Speaker 5: Do you know what her parents did?

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Speaker 3: I think that that's a good look, right, because well

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Speaker 3: The age of it, like if it would even line up.

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Speaker 3: There should be a baby when The Office was still coming.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I just don't know if her parents were

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Speaker 3: She doesn't seem like she was like grew up as

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Speaker 9: Jake Alexis said false, and that is.

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Speaker 11: False.

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Speaker 9: Although Billy Eilis, she is a huge office super fan.

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Speaker 6: She would have loved it.

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Speaker 9: Jose and Alexis are safe. Brooke is getting shocked over

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Speaker 9: to Jeffrey. CDs are still an incredibly popular format to

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Speaker 9: purchase music in Japan. In fact, sixty percent of all

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Speaker 6: They could be like hipsters where they're like, oh, we

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Speaker 5: Maybe they're just like I love it when a song skips.

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Speaker 7: The danger in it. Yeah, like U is it higher

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Speaker 8: I think it is pretty high, but I don't think

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Speaker 8: it's sixty. I'm gonna say it's slightly lower.

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Speaker 7: It's higher.

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Speaker 9: And records it's actually seventy percent of all music in

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Speaker 8: Wow, Brooke and I are going to be taking this today.

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Speaker 8: And somebody wanted to hear Wrecking Ball by Miley Cyrus.

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Speaker 7: I came in like a wracking ball.

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Speaker 6: I never hit so hard in love. Why is that?

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Speaker 7: All I wanted was to break your walter?

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Speaker 6: Don't break my walls?

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Speaker 7: Guys, Oh that's your shot collar question of the day.

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Speaker 7: We got your phone Tawn coming up in just a few.

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Speaker 11: Minutes, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 8: It's no secret I love me some chocolate muffins, of course.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we know that.

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Speaker 8: I eat them for breakfast, for second breakfast. A few

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Speaker 8: times I've woken up in a random bakery underneath a

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Speaker 8: big pile of chocolate buffers.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, bro, I think you got a problem.

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Speaker 7: Did not even know how I got there. It was

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Speaker 6: That's a good.

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Speaker 8: I was touched when I came home from work the

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Speaker 8: other day and all of my friends and family were

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Speaker 8: there waiting to surprise me.

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Speaker 7: Was it my birthday?

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Speaker 6: Was it Okay?

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Speaker 8: They called it a muff intervention. I guess it is

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Speaker 8: like a fancy, fun way of saying muffin convention.

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Speaker 5: No, I've never heard.

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Speaker 7: I had a muffin party throne just for me before

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Speaker 2: I don't think people were as direct with you.

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Speaker 7: They were all so great too. Everybody took turns going

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Speaker 7: have affected them and how much they love me and

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I can't believe I'm saying this after

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Speaker 9: Excited I am.

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Speaker 5: We finished Harry Potter.

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Speaker 2: What's not just that? It's like what I've gone through

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Speaker 6: Can we get peace?

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Speaker 7: This is the book Hagrid.

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Speaker 3: I was dog sitting for Brook last weekend.

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Speaker 12: Thank you.

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Speaker 4: And yeah, you're strict with your dog using it everything.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I go to put it away because you're coming

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Speaker 6: And you guys know her husband is Scott's long eye.

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Speaker 7: He's obsessed with So do you set fire to the house.

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Speaker 7: What's the plane because it's the middle of.

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Speaker 2: I saw where it was and I was like, I

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Speaker 5: He won't notice.

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Speaker 2: You know, he's going to hear this and he's gonna.

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Speaker 5: It's all right, I'll blame the kids.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what you're always supposed to do. I should

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Speaker 5: Sure, Yeah, Jeffrey, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 8: I hired a dog trainer to come to my house

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Speaker 8: To It is helpful because whenever he does a bad behavior,

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Speaker 7: But instead of no. She specifically wants me to yell

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Speaker 6: I won't stop that.

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Speaker 2: And if you're yelling like that, it looks like you.

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Speaker 5: And I'm glad that he gave the training three days.

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Speaker 7: What's been on theirs.

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Speaker 8: And someone said, how do I ask a girl if

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Speaker 7: That's from Jaden. Oh, ja, Jaden, have you been out

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Speaker 5: Because a question she's just asking her out.

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Speaker 7: Well, no, he's asking her to be my girlfriend.

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Speaker 8: If you're worried she might freak out, then it's probably

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I think that these like ten, it's going to

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, maybe not a thirty year old Jane.

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Speaker 7: Whatever, don't ask, just tell her then we're boyfriend girlfriend Now.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, well, I'm giving me go to a different show.

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Speaker 8: Seventy five nine two says what's on my mind is

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Speaker 8: I want to congratulate Brook for a very successful career

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Speaker 7: I've been listening to her since i was ten years old.

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Speaker 7: I'm now fifty three.

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Speaker 6: Sweet remembers when there was not a text board.

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Speaker 8: I'm making our team listening on your radio show on

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Speaker 7: Wish some luck go North Butler golf team.

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Speaker 2: Okay, South Butler, it's too loud.

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Speaker 7: Okay, this is golf. Remember you got to keep it quiet.

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Speaker 7: In the morning, you ever had that moment where you're

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Speaker 7: One of those things where you have to rush home,

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Speaker 5: It's always fine.

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Speaker 2: Does it really bothered me?

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Speaker 8: Or maybe you think, oh my god, did I forget

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Speaker 7: You race to the field and you find out, oh,

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Speaker 8: of Busted coming up right after this. Sneaky husbands, two timing,

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Speaker 8: live live, bad boyfriends.

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Speaker 11: And even worse girlfriends.

457
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Speaker 8: They thought they could get away with it, but now

458
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:36,200
Speaker 8: they're about to get busted. Are you interested in trying

459
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:40,160
Speaker 8: out some light infidelity but you don't know where to start.

460
00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:43,240
Speaker 8: You could go on Amazon and buy the book Cheating

461
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:46,040
Speaker 8: for Dummies for fourteen ninety nine plus shipping and handling

462
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:49,320
Speaker 8: the deal. Or you could just listen to this segment

463
00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:52,639
Speaker 8: for free and hear how real life cheaters did it

464
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:56,439
Speaker 8: and got busted for it. We've got a few listeners

465
00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:58,600
Speaker 8: ready to tell us how they caught their dumb exes

466
00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:02,440
Speaker 8: stealing home, starting with Eric Erica, tell us how you

467
00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:04,040
Speaker 8: busted your significant.

468
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:06,159
Speaker 13: Other So I can laugh about this now because it's

469
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:09,400
Speaker 13: my ex boyfriend. But he was out with his guy

470
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:11,359
Speaker 13: friends one night and I got a text from his

471
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:14,240
Speaker 13: buddy and it's a picture of my boyfriend in a

472
00:21:14,359 --> 00:21:14,960
Speaker 13: jail cell.

473
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:19,840
Speaker 5: Oh wait, did he cheat with another inmate?

474
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:23,879
Speaker 13: Well, I was like freaking out because I was like,

475
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,800
Speaker 13: what happened? And his friend replied saying, like he got

476
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:29,040
Speaker 13: in trouble, but everything's gonna be okay and he's going

477
00:21:29,119 --> 00:21:29,920
Speaker 13: to get out tomorrow.

478
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:32,920
Speaker 7: Scary, weird.

479
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:36,240
Speaker 13: But here I'm super smart because I have his location

480
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:39,320
Speaker 13: on my phone, my iPhone.

481
00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:43,399
Speaker 5: It means super paranoid or do you mean super smart?

482
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:49,800
Speaker 13: Well both, I guess. Yeah, So I have dot and

483
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:51,680
Speaker 13: I find out that he's at a strip club.

484
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Speaker 2: They have jails at strip clubs.

485
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:00,320
Speaker 6: Everywhere.

486
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:04,240
Speaker 13: So I go down there and sure enough, he is

487
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:04,880
Speaker 13: in the back.

488
00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:08,399
Speaker 7: You went, oh, absolutely, he's in the back of the

489
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:09,000
Speaker 7: strip club.

490
00:22:09,359 --> 00:22:11,560
Speaker 13: He's in the back of strip club in a locked cage.

491
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:15,680
Speaker 13: So that was correct. Get in with by a woman

492
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:18,359
Speaker 13: who was dressed up as Geppetto from Pinocchio.

493
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Speaker 14: Oh my god.

494
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:23,360
Speaker 2: She's like, remember they have the donkeys in the cages.

495
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Speaker 8: To that strip club. No, br the way, I am

496
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:36,520
Speaker 8: interested in where It's like, let's go to Jared. Jared,

497
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:38,480
Speaker 8: tell us how you busted your significant other.

498
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:41,720
Speaker 15: Well, I was going on a little vacation with my

499
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:46,440
Speaker 15: girl to meet her parents. Yeah, yeah, it was, It

500
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:48,720
Speaker 15: really was. It was in her hometown, so it was

501
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:51,240
Speaker 15: out of town. And we go and we get there

502
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:54,520
Speaker 15: and she's like, my dad's you know, he's really conservative,

503
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:56,840
Speaker 15: so you know, we can't really share the same room.

504
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,159
Speaker 15: He's pretty old school like that.

505
00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:00,000
Speaker 9: And I was like, okay, okay, that happened.

506
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:04,719
Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, we're like my parents were very like conservative Christians,

507
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:05,240
Speaker 15: so I get it.

508
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:06,520
Speaker 9: Yeah, you know, I was.

509
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:09,520
Speaker 15: She was in her old you know room from when

510
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:11,680
Speaker 15: she was a kid, and I was in the guest room.

511
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:16,760
Speaker 15: But one night, I'm feeling a little daring, a little dangerous.

512
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:20,040
Speaker 7: So if you rest him.

513
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:28,280
Speaker 1: Before, oh okay, I mean we've all been there before, right, Yeah,

514
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:29,360
Speaker 1: the middle.

515
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:33,320
Speaker 15: Of tonight, why what happens? Well, so I uh tiptoe

516
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:37,440
Speaker 15: to her room in the most cartoon fashion. Yeah, I

517
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:39,920
Speaker 15: give a little single finger tap tap on the door.

518
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:43,560
Speaker 15: She has an answer. I'm thinking she's probably asleep, you know,

519
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:46,840
Speaker 15: so I'll sneak in here, wake her up. I opened

520
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Speaker 15: the door.

521
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Speaker 7: She's not asleep.

522
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:51,640
Speaker 15: She's wide awake and in bed with somebody else.

523
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:55,840
Speaker 2: Wait, what what who would be in the house besides.

524
00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:01,240
Speaker 15: She's It was her old high school ex boyfriend.

525
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:05,959
Speaker 5: Who he already knew how to sneak into her bedroom.

526
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:08,200
Speaker 9: Guy came in.

527
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:09,639
Speaker 15: He came in through the window.

528
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,280
Speaker 2: A lot of practice proved.

529
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:14,160
Speaker 7: He kind of earned that. Man.

530
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:17,560
Speaker 8: Let's hear from Lexi, Lexi, tell us how you busted

531
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:18,399
Speaker 8: your significant other.

532
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:21,040
Speaker 14: All right, So I started dating a guy.

533
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:25,600
Speaker 16: First mistake mistake number one D from the get go.

534
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,560
Speaker 14: And when he invited me over to his house for

535
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:30,800
Speaker 14: the first time, you know, he wanted to give me

536
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:31,600
Speaker 14: a tour.

537
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:35,480
Speaker 13: It was like three floors and then on the top floor,

538
00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:37,520
Speaker 13: one room was locked.

539
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:42,080
Speaker 14: Weird, So that piqued my interest. So I tried to

540
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:45,920
Speaker 14: open it and he got like all flushed and panicky.

541
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Speaker 5: Weird.

542
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:49,120
Speaker 7: Maybe is like parents or is it his house?

543
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:50,000
Speaker 5: You know it's his house.

544
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 7: Okay, that is weird.

545
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:54,359
Speaker 5: It's weird. I'm worried that someone's behind the door that

546
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:55,159
Speaker 5: we need to rescue.

547
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:55,960
Speaker 7: Yeah, what was going on?

548
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:59,919
Speaker 16: Yeah, well, I guess like whoever was behind the door

549
00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:02,920
Speaker 16: heard me trying to open it, because the door suddenly

550
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:08,200
Speaker 16: like burst open. It was a giant panda.

551
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:18,119
Speaker 6: What a talented just eating bamboo, I'm to me.

552
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:21,119
Speaker 16: I thought it was like a giant stuff panda, but

553
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:24,560
Speaker 16: then the panda put their head off, and it was

554
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:25,680
Speaker 16: a person inside.

555
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:31,880
Speaker 1: It was like a furry type person, a mascot.

556
00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:33,160
Speaker 5: Maybe it was a mascot.

557
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,680
Speaker 16: Well, like it was his best friend who was inside

558
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:40,000
Speaker 16: this giant panda, and he was shocked to see me.

559
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:45,040
Speaker 16: And it turns out they were both like underground furry.

560
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:51,639
Speaker 7: Okay, did you confront him about that?

561
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:54,680
Speaker 14: Well? I was like, dude, what the heck is going on?

562
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:59,520
Speaker 16: And he then confessed this like whole thing was a

563
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:01,840
Speaker 16: plan to convince me to join them.

564
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:05,919
Speaker 2: Oh what were you going to be a cute little pig.

565
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:08,720
Speaker 14: All of them?

566
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Speaker 5: What would you choose?

567
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:09,840
Speaker 2: Funny?

568
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 5: That's like literally the least free animal in between the

569
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 5: two pans.

570
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:18,119
Speaker 16: I don't know what his plan was after that. It

571
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:20,399
Speaker 16: was just a whole situation was messed up. I literally

572
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:22,159
Speaker 16: doubled backs out of the house.

573
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:25,240
Speaker 8: And just ran, okay, well you know what they say,

574
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:28,160
Speaker 8: Well the girlfriends away, the pandas will play. I've heard

575
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:31,040
Speaker 8: that our text board at seven eight, five nine too.

576
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:32,560
Speaker 8: If you have a funny story about how you caught

577
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:34,680
Speaker 8: your ex cheating, you could be on the next edition

578
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,600
Speaker 8: of Busted Phone Tabs coming.

579
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:39,240
Speaker 11: Up next Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.

580
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Speaker 8: Imagine you work in an office with forty other people

581
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 8: on your team and your boss is out sick, and

582
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:47,280
Speaker 8: they say you're in charge.

583
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:49,120
Speaker 7: Pretty cool?

584
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:52,800
Speaker 9: Yeah, oh man, pretty cool.

585
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:54,880
Speaker 8: Until they say, oh yeah, also, you have to fire

586
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:58,600
Speaker 8: three people today, So good luck, because that's what I'm

587
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:00,680
Speaker 8: about to tell one lady who's filling in.

588
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,400
Speaker 7: Will she give the acts to one of her best

589
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:04,160
Speaker 7: friends at work?

590
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:06,639
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I just wanted them to get along

591
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:07,439
Speaker 2: lunch period.

592
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:09,600
Speaker 7: Okay, you'll find out how it goes in your phone.

593
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:10,479
Speaker 7: Tap right now.

594
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:13,840
Speaker 11: Another on the twenties.

595
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:18,000
Speaker 14: Hello, this is Mandy.

596
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:20,680
Speaker 7: Oh I'm serious, Harry, and the Henderson stands the test

597
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:22,680
Speaker 7: of time. It's just as funny now as it was

598
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:23,440
Speaker 7: twenty years Hello.

599
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:25,560
Speaker 14: Hello many.

600
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:26,399
Speaker 7: Is this Mandy?

601
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:27,360
Speaker 11: Yeah?

602
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:29,000
Speaker 7: Is this Mark up and Corporate?

603
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:31,600
Speaker 14: Oh hi Mark, how are you?

604
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:32,240
Speaker 7: I'm good?

605
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:34,560
Speaker 8: Yeah, I know your supervisor Tanya has been out the

606
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:37,200
Speaker 8: last couple of days. She's sick, and you've been kind

607
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 8: of filling in, right, yeah, yeah, No, we hear a

608
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:42,879
Speaker 8: lot of positive things.

609
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:45,720
Speaker 14: Oh all right, well thank you?

610
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:46,920
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean not really.

611
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:48,920
Speaker 8: I just know that's the right thing to say when

612
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:51,239
Speaker 8: people do that. So I don't know if you're doing

613
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:53,720
Speaker 8: great or horrible, but we do appreciate you doing something.

614
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:57,080
Speaker 14: I can say that, thank you, I think.

615
00:27:57,560 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 8: Anyway, the reason for my call is we were gonna

616
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:03,760
Speaker 8: have Tanya do this, but since she's out, you're gonna

617
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:05,679
Speaker 8: need to fire three employees today.

618
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:10,880
Speaker 7: Huh, You're gonna need to fire three people and really

619
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:12,879
Speaker 7: doesn't matter who, just choose whoever.

620
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:17,120
Speaker 14: So I'm just filling in for her, like I'm sure

621
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:20,040
Speaker 14: she could do that when she gets back. That's really no.

622
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:21,359
Speaker 7: We need it done today.

623
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:23,720
Speaker 8: And so since you're filling in for just knock that

624
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:26,159
Speaker 8: out for us. I have a squash game, so I

625
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:26,680
Speaker 8: got to run.

626
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:28,719
Speaker 14: Just get in touch with her and just let her

627
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 14: do it.

628
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:31,760
Speaker 7: Well, no, she's sick. I can't do that. That's your job.

629
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 14: Now, Well I've never done this before. You think that

630
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:40,000
Speaker 14: maybe somebody higher up, like yourself or somebody else in

631
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:42,720
Speaker 14: corporate can do this because like I'm.

632
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:46,720
Speaker 8: Okay, Well no, like that would be awkward. I don't

633
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:47,720
Speaker 8: want those people to hate me.

634
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 14: I don't want them to hate me.

635
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 8: Family, I know, I know, but you'll you'll get over it,

636
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 8: all right, So can you just do it in the

637
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:58,000
Speaker 8: next hour, please, and report back to me when you're done.

638
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,200
Speaker 14: No, no, no, no, no, don't hang up. Don't hang

639
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 14: up listening. I cannot do this. Okay, you can't.

640
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,720
Speaker 7: I'm telling you you can do this. I'm giving you

641
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 7: full permission. I don't even care who it is. Oh no, no,

642
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 7: it can even be Raymond. I think that would be

643
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:16,160
Speaker 7: a great first choice, Raymond.

644
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:19,040
Speaker 14: I couldn't lunch with Raymond every day?

645
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 7: Well yeah, I mean you could still go to lunch

646
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 7: with him, just afterwards. Don't let him back in the building.

647
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,600
Speaker 14: No, I'm sorry, there's no way I can do this.

648
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:28,680
Speaker 8: Look, Mandy, I don't want to say that your job

649
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:30,880
Speaker 8: is on the line here, but I need somebody to

650
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:35,240
Speaker 8: do this. Come on, I understand you. You're feeling uncomfortable.

651
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:37,080
Speaker 8: I can help you do this. We can practice.

652
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:39,320
Speaker 16: Are you serious?

653
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:42,480
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm serious. I believe in you, Mandy. Okay, I'm

654
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 8: gonna be Raymond.

655
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:45,800
Speaker 7: You be you. This is just practice.

656
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:49,920
Speaker 14: I'm so stressed. Ou Okay, fine, week, As long as

657
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:52,920
Speaker 14: this is just practice, I'll try to do it all right.

658
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:58,480
Speaker 7: Just practice. Here we go, three, two, one go.

659
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 14: Raymond?

660
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:06,720
Speaker 17: Hey, I know, Hey, hold on, I'm almost finished with

661
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:08,120
Speaker 17: my pocket pool session.

662
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:10,480
Speaker 11: Oh with them?

663
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 6: Just one?

664
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 7: Okay?

665
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:14,480
Speaker 2: Yeah?

666
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:15,960
Speaker 7: Sorry, what do you need? Mandy?

667
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 14: Raymond doesn't sound like that at all.

668
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,280
Speaker 7: Yeah, Mandy, I know he doesn't sound like that. I'm

669
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:24,640
Speaker 7: just trying to get you off your game. Okay, stay focused,

670
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:25,360
Speaker 7: fire me.

671
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:29,760
Speaker 14: I'm trying. Okay, you're talking in a weird voice. I

672
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 14: am trying.

673
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 7: Okay, try harder, go.

674
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 14: Raymond. I want I want you to know that things

675
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:39,800
Speaker 14: aren't working out right now.

676
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:43,560
Speaker 17: Uh, You're darn right, they're not working out. I've been

677
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:46,200
Speaker 17: trying to get late with Marcy from accounting for almost

678
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:46,880
Speaker 17: a year now.

679
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:48,840
Speaker 5: No play whatsoever.

680
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 14: He wouldn't say that.

681
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 7: No, Mayby. They'll say anything to try and get out

682
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:54,720
Speaker 7: of it. Okay, you gotta stay strong, don't fall for it.

683
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:59,080
Speaker 14: Fine, Raymond, you need to clean out your desks. You're fired.

684
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:00,840
Speaker 7: What'd you say to me?

685
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 14: Okay, that's not appropriate, Raymond.

686
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 16: I know that we are.

687
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 7: Friends, but not a very good friend.

688
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:09,600
Speaker 6: Martin.

689
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:12,480
Speaker 16: I'm only trying to cover from Andy. I'm in corporates

690
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 16: making me do this.

691
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 14: I am sorry.

692
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:16,760
Speaker 17: Oh yeah, okay, fine, Yeah, I'll clean out my desk

693
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:18,480
Speaker 17: right after I tell you. This is a prank phone

694
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 17: call from Brook and Jeffrey.

695
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:21,560
Speaker 11: What.

696
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:25,720
Speaker 8: I'm sorry, Mandy, this is just a joke. What I'm

697
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:28,320
Speaker 8: not in corporate. My name is Jeffrey from the radio

698
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:29,680
Speaker 8: show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

699
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:39,280
Speaker 7: Who did this, Raymond? You're coworker, Raymond.

700
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:41,160
Speaker 9: He set you up. Get out.

701
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:43,760
Speaker 7: I'm serious. He's the one that came up with this

702
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:44,360
Speaker 7: whole idea.

703
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:50,280
Speaker 14: I need to change my shirt. Oh my goodness, I'm

704
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 14: profusely sweating right now.

705
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 7: Yeah, tell me more about what's going on with your shirt?

706
00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:59,400
Speaker 14: You are the old eagle.

707
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 11: Wake Up every morning was Boone Tabs weekday mornings on

708
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 11: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

709
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:12,080
Speaker 8: Where is the last place on Earth you'd expect to

710
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:17,000
Speaker 8: meet an attractive single person the shuffleboard court of a

711
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 8: Caribbean cruise or a Civil War reenactment group.

712
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:26,680
Speaker 7: Maybe that's getting What about a Monday morning in this

713
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:32,680
Speaker 7: radio studio is a pretty sight.

714
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 8: But one of our listeners met a woman somewhere far

715
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:39,320
Speaker 8: more shocking. I mean, the fact that you met anyone,

716
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:42,520
Speaker 8: let alone a cute woman at this particular place is

717
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:46,000
Speaker 8: just insane. And then he somehow swung it into a date.

718
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 8: It's just unbelievable. You're gonna hear it in your second

719
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 8: date update. Right after this second date update, date. I

720
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:57,480
Speaker 8: feel like we hear this a lot from our male

721
00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:00,200
Speaker 8: listeners telling us about how hard it is to be

722
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:03,560
Speaker 8: a dude on the dating apps because you can match

723
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:07,520
Speaker 8: with forty women, send out forty messages, and never hear

724
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:08,880
Speaker 8: a word back from.

725
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:09,400
Speaker 7: Any of that.

726
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 1: I mean, how many times can you write sub girl

727
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 1: and nobody else?

728
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:14,960
Speaker 5: That is so disappointing, Jeff.

729
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:16,600
Speaker 7: That's a lot of letters to type.

730
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 17: More do what I do.

731
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:19,760
Speaker 6: It's a bunch of games to be super fun.

732
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 8: Yeah, obviously it's easy to blame Brook for this because

733
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:28,480
Speaker 8: we all know if she was still single and on

734
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 8: the dating apps, she'd be messaging back every dude who

735
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:33,360
Speaker 8: even glanced at her profile.

736
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:35,000
Speaker 6: I've been a.

737
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:36,120
Speaker 2: Problem, honest to god.

738
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 1: Would not have had time for a full time job

739
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:42,720
Speaker 1: if the dating apps had been around when I was single.

740
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 7: Because she is a charity dater and a generous that

741
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 7: is correct. But apparently there's another.

742
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:52,480
Speaker 8: Option out there for single men to consider that's even

743
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 8: better than the apps, and that's where our listener Caleb

744
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 8: is at right now.

745
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:58,280
Speaker 7: So Caleb, welcome to the show.

746
00:33:58,960 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 10: Hey, thank you guys.

747
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 5: Wait, like is as in it's a physical place?

748
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 7: Not really sure?

749
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 8: He just said he found another option, an alternative to

750
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 8: the dating apps that he likes even better. So, Caleb,

751
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:12,359
Speaker 8: I really am interested to find out what you're doing

752
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:12,719
Speaker 8: right now.

753
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:16,920
Speaker 10: Okay, Well, a little bit of backstory is I started

754
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 10: off on dating apps, and yeah, it is a real

755
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:23,720
Speaker 10: challenge for guys. I heard like one percent of guys

756
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 10: match with anybody.

757
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:28,360
Speaker 5: What only one percent of men get matches?

758
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:30,040
Speaker 7: Wow, it's higher than I would have thought.

759
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 5: So that's still that's pretty wild.

760
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:35,919
Speaker 10: Whether or not it is true, I have to clear

761
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,840
Speaker 10: that's my experience. So I realized, Okay, I just got

762
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:39,959
Speaker 10: to get out in the real world.

763
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:41,880
Speaker 5: Okay, So a.

764
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 10: Couple of weeks ago, I found this TV on craig list.

765
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:47,280
Speaker 10: Looked like it was in a really.

766
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:49,719
Speaker 5: Good shape, okay, and I bought it, and you bought

767
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:50,320
Speaker 5: a TV.

768
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:53,399
Speaker 10: Yep, needed to be cleaned up. Took it home. Turned

769
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,840
Speaker 10: that it was an Arby's digital menu.

770
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:58,120
Speaker 6: Oh I've seen this happen.

771
00:34:58,239 --> 00:34:59,560
Speaker 2: Wait, I don't get it.

772
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 6: So you you know when they print like the when

773
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:03,360
Speaker 6: you go into an Arby's and the menu is on

774
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:06,279
Speaker 6: a flat screen. After like six years, they just sell

775
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 6: them and they get rid of them because they're old.

776
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:10,919
Speaker 1: They're not actually TV screens. They're like they can only

777
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 1: show the Rby's menus.

778
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:17,200
Speaker 7: It's oh they look like an RB's menu.

779
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:20,719
Speaker 1: It's so no matter what you're watching, you can still

780
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:23,840
Speaker 1: kind of see the outline of the over the.

781
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:24,320
Speaker 5: Time of it.

782
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:27,600
Speaker 8: Can you still smell the RBS that seeped into the

783
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:28,719
Speaker 8: like electronics?

784
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:30,839
Speaker 6: God, I just want to number two so bad right now?

785
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 1: Armies need screensavers, No, but most rustlers, like like J Box,

786
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:36,960
Speaker 1: that makes sense.

787
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:37,759
Speaker 6: You just sell them.

788
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:39,920
Speaker 5: So you actually now you're watching Arby's.

789
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:43,480
Speaker 10: The heck I am. I tried to contacting the guy

790
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:45,840
Speaker 10: again because I wanted to get my money back. He

791
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 10: completely blocked me. Of course.

792
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:51,400
Speaker 12: Yeah, so I was so.

793
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:53,440
Speaker 10: Pissed I decided to take this thing. I didn't even

794
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:54,920
Speaker 10: want to send it on the curb. Actually took it

795
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 10: to the dump. What belong?

796
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 7: Okay?

797
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:56,960
Speaker 6: Nice?

798
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:57,320
Speaker 5: Okay.

799
00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:00,880
Speaker 10: While it was there, it turns out there's this lovely

800
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:05,080
Speaker 10: young woman right there who is well, you shut out.

801
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:08,759
Speaker 5: Your big hack is to meet women at the dunk.

802
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 10: Look at you can't argue with results.

803
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:19,080
Speaker 7: Okay, Yeah, it's a good dating hack. I guess meeting women.

804
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:21,640
Speaker 7: I'm assuming she's just visiting the dump, but she doesn't

805
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:22,120
Speaker 7: live there.

806
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:23,919
Speaker 6: Yeah, she's a order.

807
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:26,920
Speaker 10: No, no, she was quite lovely.

808
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, how do you strike up a conversation with her?

809
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:31,800
Speaker 11: Like?

810
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:32,319
Speaker 9: Man?

811
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:33,280
Speaker 5: Nice garbage?

812
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,560
Speaker 10: Actually, she asked me, why are you throwing away his

813
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 10: brand new television?

814
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 5: A big flatster, Dudeen, my mom goes to the dump.

815
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 5: She often brings.

816
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:49,800
Speaker 2: Stuff home, a free for all. Anything you want that

817
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:50,560
Speaker 2: love it.

818
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:52,440
Speaker 6: People like literally gold here and good free stuff.

819
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:54,879
Speaker 7: Okay, so you like gave her your old TV.

820
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:59,120
Speaker 10: Oh no, I wasn't gonna let anybody have that. Okay,

821
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:01,799
Speaker 10: she asked about it. That was my opening to tell

822
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 10: her the story She thought was just completely hilarious.

823
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,879
Speaker 5: Did you love a woman who will laugh at your pain?

824
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:11,160
Speaker 14: Right?

825
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 1: Then?

826
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:17,800
Speaker 10: She also needed some help, so then I started helping

827
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:21,360
Speaker 10: her at theater trucks and we ended up just really connected.

828
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 10: So I got her number.

829
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 5: Wait, is the dumb the only date?

830
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 2: Because then you were being used?

831
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:29,759
Speaker 11: Yeah?

832
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:32,719
Speaker 10: No, not at all. No, No, I got her number

833
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 10: and I called her after So.

834
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:37,960
Speaker 6: That would have been fun.

835
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:40,840
Speaker 10: Well, if we went to Arby's, I'm gonna known exactly

836
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:41,399
Speaker 10: what I wanted.

837
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:44,440
Speaker 7: Where'd you go?

838
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:47,520
Speaker 10: We went out just for a couple of drinks and

839
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:53,120
Speaker 10: oh my gosh, she is so cool. She Yeah, she's

840
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:55,719
Speaker 10: no basically the first person I met in real life

841
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:57,680
Speaker 10: in like the last decade.

842
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 5: Oh my god, you.

843
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:01,920
Speaker 7: Mean that you can go out with like you've come

844
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:03,480
Speaker 7: in contact with other humans.

845
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:05,440
Speaker 6: Sounds like you have a roofle of dolls and you're.

846
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:12,319
Speaker 5: Like, so you had a great time.

847
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 7: Oh we did.

848
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 10: Oh my goodness, she cleaned up so nice.

849
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:20,080
Speaker 1: I mean, I will say, if you're attracted to a

850
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:23,839
Speaker 1: woman in her dump attire, you're gonna find her hot,

851
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:25,399
Speaker 1: like hot hot.

852
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:27,960
Speaker 8: Yeah, it sounds like it's the first woman that he's

853
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:29,719
Speaker 8: like spoken to in ten years.

854
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 5: So it does sound like the hermit that it's a

855
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:34,440
Speaker 5: pretty low.

856
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 10: Bar you can say, Oh you want. All I'm going

857
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:39,239
Speaker 10: to say is I was at the dump getting rid

858
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:41,440
Speaker 10: of something, and I managed to get a cute woman's

859
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:41,959
Speaker 10: phone number.

860
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:47,239
Speaker 1: So okay, Yeah, so you thought that there would be

861
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 1: another hangout when you guys were done with drinks and everything.

862
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 10: I really thought so. I mean, it's not like the

863
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 10: craiglist guy who just completely blocked me. You know, she uh,

864
00:38:56,800 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 10: she's still responding. I just think you guys to help

865
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:04,040
Speaker 10: me out and seeing if she's willing to go out

866
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:05,600
Speaker 10: with me again. It doesn't seem like it.

867
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:09,080
Speaker 7: Okay, well, yeah, we want to step in and help

868
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:11,440
Speaker 7: you out. We'll come back. We're gonna call this garbage

869
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:13,320
Speaker 7: gal and see if we can get.

870
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:15,680
Speaker 2: Her to agree Landfill queen.

871
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:20,280
Speaker 8: Okay, whatever it is, we'll hopefully get her to answer

872
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 8: and get you a second date update right after.

873
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 7: This thank you second date update.

874
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:29,799
Speaker 8: You know, Caleb was just on with us telling us

875
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 8: how hard of a time he's been having matching online

876
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:35,640
Speaker 8: with women in his area and if the call doesn't

877
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:39,960
Speaker 8: go well today, I do have an alternative option for him.

878
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:43,040
Speaker 8: Oh you do, because I saw a news article where

879
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:48,560
Speaker 8: South Korea is offering foreign men thirty six thousand dollars

880
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:52,400
Speaker 8: cash to move there and marry a local woman.

881
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:56,359
Speaker 5: Do you'll get the money after the marriage or well.

882
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 8: The money plus they'll give you all the used RBTV

883
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:03,760
Speaker 8: screens that you can handle, due South Korean Arby's.

884
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:04,480
Speaker 7: Are the best.

885
00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:10,000
Speaker 5: I actually believe that. Yes, oh my god, that sounds

886
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:10,359
Speaker 5: so good.

887
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 8: But before Caleb considers moving continents, he did meet a

888
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 8: woman here in real life, and Brook, you're probably the

889
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:19,920
Speaker 8: best person to say how it happened, since your parents

890
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,280
Speaker 8: conceived you at the dump so tell his story.

891
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:28,279
Speaker 5: Did we call that the Dufort mall where I'm from? No,

892
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:30,200
Speaker 5: they met at the dump. That's kind of the end

893
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:30,880
Speaker 5: of the story there.

894
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,840
Speaker 2: I don't know what what did you want me to

895
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:34,400
Speaker 2: add to it?

896
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 7: You romanticized it so well, Brooke, Thank you.

897
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:38,439
Speaker 11: Yeah.

898
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:41,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean she was hauling stuff, he was hauling stuff.

899
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:43,839
Speaker 1: They're both throwing things into the big pile.

900
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:45,759
Speaker 8: The bottom line is he was able to turn that

901
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:49,960
Speaker 8: meet up into a first date officially, but after that

902
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:53,719
Speaker 8: she's been kind of avoidanty and Caleb, did we miss

903
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:54,319
Speaker 8: anything there?

904
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 7: Was that romantic enough for you?

905
00:40:57,960 --> 00:40:59,800
Speaker 10: I felt like it was a little more romantic?

906
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:03,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, did you reach over and take the smudge

907
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:04,920
Speaker 1: dirt off of her face?

908
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:07,839
Speaker 6: Because he's.

909
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:11,200
Speaker 7: Wait a second, that's not dirt.

910
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:16,880
Speaker 6: No, this is getting more romantic.

911
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:22,759
Speaker 7: Yeah, guys, let's just call Rebecca for you keep going. Yeah,

912
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 7: because we could go all day with this. I'm just

913
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 7: going to dial your number right now, Thank you very much. Okay,

914
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 7: shut up and let me talk. Here we go. Hello,

915
00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:42,759
Speaker 7: Hey is this Rebecca? I?

916
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:48,839
Speaker 8: Yes, Hi, Uh my name is Jeff from a radio

917
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 8: show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

918
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:52,840
Speaker 5: I got it done there, Oh.

919
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:58,560
Speaker 12: I don't know, but that sounds okay.

920
00:41:58,920 --> 00:41:59,319
Speaker 15: I guess.

921
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:02,920
Speaker 6: Wow, that's exactly the best description of it.

922
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:06,520
Speaker 7: Okay, Revec the Who Show, Good morning, we've all been

923
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:07,279
Speaker 7: wanting to talk to you.

924
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:12,920
Speaker 12: Well, I don't like to be on public radio, but

925
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:13,360
Speaker 12: you know.

926
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 7: This isn't public radio. Brook listens to that trash.

927
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:18,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, definitely commercial radio.

928
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 8: We're doing a segment here, Rebecca is called a second

929
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:25,360
Speaker 8: Date Update, and we're trying to help out one of

930
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:29,080
Speaker 8: our listeners reconnect with you after you've gone out once before.

931
00:42:29,239 --> 00:42:30,320
Speaker 7: His name is Caleb.

932
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:36,480
Speaker 12: Uh Caleb, Yes, Yes, I'm.

933
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 5: Dying to hear your like meet cute story.

934
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:42,280
Speaker 7: Well, we're pretty sure we know the story, Brooke, because

935
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:43,239
Speaker 7: I know we know the.

936
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 1: Story, but I want to hear what she thought when

937
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:48,000
Speaker 1: she saw him and the dump, Like that's so unexpected.

938
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:54,280
Speaker 13: I actually really like him, so interesting.

939
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:56,719
Speaker 1: And okay when you're at the dumper, when you guys

940
00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:59,239
Speaker 1: were at drinks, he was so interesting, like.

941
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:02,200
Speaker 13: Books jump me.

942
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 12: He seems interesting.

943
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 13: And then I was like, I don't really go out

944
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:09,720
Speaker 13: with then that I meet at.

945
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 7: The dump, But well that's refreshing, thank god.

946
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:12,960
Speaker 9: I don't know.

947
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:14,640
Speaker 5: I bet there's a lot of them though.

948
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:17,720
Speaker 8: But let's let's just back things up for you, Rebecca,

949
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:21,480
Speaker 8: because here's what we know from Caleb. He told us

950
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 8: the story and said, you two met at the dump,

951
00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:28,440
Speaker 8: you had a connection there, talked about use TVs and whatnot,

952
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:30,920
Speaker 8: and then he ended up asking you out and you

953
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,240
Speaker 8: went out for drinks and had a nice time together.

954
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:34,920
Speaker 7: That we did, okay.

955
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:38,160
Speaker 1: He said he was so impressed with how cool you were. Like,

956
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:39,880
Speaker 1: I thought that was a really nice compliment.

957
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:43,600
Speaker 12: That is really nice, and like I was like that

958
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:44,600
Speaker 12: at first too.

959
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:46,040
Speaker 13: I totally was.

960
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 8: Okay, So clearly something has changed, at least on your

961
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 8: end since your meetup. Could you maybe help us understand

962
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:56,120
Speaker 8: what that would be so we could pass the information

963
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:58,200
Speaker 8: to him because he's totally confused.

964
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 12: So after my date with Caleb the next day, and

965
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:07,600
Speaker 12: went on the dating app and guess who I see it?

966
00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:08,520
Speaker 12: I see Caleb?

967
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:13,040
Speaker 7: Okay, his profile came up.

968
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:14,680
Speaker 11: What it's weird?

969
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:15,520
Speaker 2: I feel like you just matched.

970
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:19,120
Speaker 7: And then you're like, hey, yeah, if anything, it could

971
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:20,680
Speaker 7: be a sign that he popped up for you.

972
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:23,080
Speaker 5: Even the algorithm wants you to be together.

973
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:24,879
Speaker 1: Yeah.

974
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:27,959
Speaker 12: I thought it was so great because then I would

975
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:31,800
Speaker 12: be able to find out more about him. I just

976
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 12: kept on reading about him and reading more and more,

977
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:37,759
Speaker 12: and the more I read about him, it's just like,

978
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 12: the more boring he seems like. He just doesn't.

979
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:48,440
Speaker 3: Boring answers, you know.

980
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:52,040
Speaker 12: The branded answers like I go to the gym, I love.

981
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:54,959
Speaker 2: Like, But why would that matter?

982
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:58,040
Speaker 7: Said, You've already gone out with him, you know what

983
00:44:58,239 --> 00:44:59,479
Speaker 7: he's like in real life.

984
00:44:59,719 --> 00:45:02,279
Speaker 1: So and it also explains why he was having such

985
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:03,720
Speaker 1: a hard time on the dating apps.

986
00:45:03,719 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 5: He is a terrible profile.

987
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:05,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't watch.

988
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:08,200
Speaker 2: Anyone that does serious answers me.

989
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 10: My profile is not horrible.

990
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:16,400
Speaker 8: Oh okay, Well Caleb was supposed to wait, but I

991
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:18,880
Speaker 8: guess I need to tell you, Rebecca that that's Caleb

992
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:19,719
Speaker 8: on the other line.

993
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 7: He's been listening to this conversation.

994
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:22,719
Speaker 5: What a not boring thing to do?

995
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:24,880
Speaker 7: He's assertive.

996
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:28,759
Speaker 12: Wow, you know.

997
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:34,760
Speaker 10: Sorry, I'm so, I don't understand. How are you worried

998
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:38,960
Speaker 10: about my profile when we went out on like one

999
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:39,719
Speaker 10: and a half each.

1000
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:41,720
Speaker 15: That doesn't make any sense.

1001
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:43,760
Speaker 10: I don't I'm not sure I understand what's.

1002
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:46,839
Speaker 12: Going on here, your boring profile.

1003
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 10: It just stuck with me.

1004
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 2: Oh no, what was the most boring part of it?

1005
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:54,759
Speaker 7: We probably shouldn't recap it.

1006
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:55,960
Speaker 5: I don't know.

1007
00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:57,600
Speaker 7: I think we want to bring it back.

1008
00:45:57,520 --> 00:46:01,719
Speaker 12: Up so brand did it was like the same thing

1009
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:04,480
Speaker 12: like that guy's the week, say go to the gym.

1010
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:09,560
Speaker 7: I mean, I think that's like the generic thing that

1011
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:13,799
Speaker 7: people just want to like be mass appeal, just hot.

1012
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:15,440
Speaker 13: Hey guys, I'm still here.

1013
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 10: Everyone's talking about my crappy profile.

1014
00:46:17,719 --> 00:46:20,360
Speaker 1: Was I don't think you should take offense to it,

1015
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:23,680
Speaker 1: Like my husband has like this one really cute guy

1016
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:26,239
Speaker 1: friend and his dating profile makes him look like a

1017
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:31,239
Speaker 1: total loser, but in real life he's awesome and maybe

1018
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 1: that's you.

1019
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 7: Yeah. I mean I've heard of people like not wanting to.

1020
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:38,240
Speaker 8: Go out before the date because of a burn profile,

1021
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:42,520
Speaker 8: but not after. You should know him by this point, Rebecca,

1022
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 8: Like you've hung out with him?

1023
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1024
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:45,960
Speaker 5: Were you bored when you hung out?

1025
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:51,400
Speaker 6: No, that's funny.

1026
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:52,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, you see the.

1027
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 12: Disconnect, right, you know, it's just the last thing that

1028
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 12: stuck with me.

1029
00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 14: It really was.

1030
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 7: It's burned in like the RB's menu on that TV screen.

1031
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 7: Just can't get rid of it.

1032
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,239
Speaker 6: You're perfect for each other if you don't even know it.

1033
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:09,480
Speaker 8: Yes, I mean we need to step back where I

1034
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:12,640
Speaker 8: think we're jumping in too much. Let's re establish the

1035
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:16,040
Speaker 8: connection that you two had with each other. Caleb, talk

1036
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:18,319
Speaker 8: to Rebecca and light that spark back up.

1037
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:22,960
Speaker 10: Rebecca, this is so backwards for the way this kind

1038
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:27,640
Speaker 10: of thing always happened. We met in person, we were together,

1039
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:30,800
Speaker 10: we had a great time together both times that we

1040
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:33,480
Speaker 10: saw each other, and then the last thing you did

1041
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:35,520
Speaker 10: was see my profile and decide you don't want to

1042
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:38,000
Speaker 10: see me. Come on, sweetie, come.

1043
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:38,440
Speaker 9: On, Rebecca.

1044
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:44,720
Speaker 8: Sweet Oh god, did you say sweety a lot inside

1045
00:47:44,719 --> 00:47:45,360
Speaker 8: of your profile?

1046
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 7: I'm looking for my sweetie.

1047
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 11: All right.

1048
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:55,040
Speaker 8: We're running out of time here, so at this point

1049
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:58,120
Speaker 8: I just have to offer Rebecca, we'll send you out

1050
00:47:58,239 --> 00:48:00,720
Speaker 8: one more time with Caleb and we'll.

1051
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:01,359
Speaker 7: Pay for the date.

1052
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:02,920
Speaker 5: God, I'm having such a hard time.

1053
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 7: Just don't look at his profile before you answer. Just

1054
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:07,279
Speaker 7: go off of what's in your heart right now.

1055
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:11,080
Speaker 12: I can't get over it.

1056
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:14,520
Speaker 9: I just can't, are you?

1057
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:16,480
Speaker 11: That is so funny?

1058
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:18,480
Speaker 10: The dating apps screw me.

1059
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:20,239
Speaker 16: I didn't even meet you want the dating app?

1060
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:22,000
Speaker 2: You need to go.

1061
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:23,120
Speaker 5: Delete that profile.

1062
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:26,360
Speaker 7: Yeah, you need the dump from now, But don't forget.

1063
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:31,960
Speaker 8: South Korea wants you six thousand dollars start a family

1064
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 8: over there.

1065
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 1: Tame us in your pictures of Arby's in South Korea

1066
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:35,759
Speaker 1: because I want to.

1067
00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:36,800
Speaker 2: See what they have on the venue.

1068
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:39,360
Speaker 10: You know, I know you guys are joking, but I

1069
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:40,719
Speaker 10: am seriously considering it.

1070
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:43,520
Speaker 7: Rooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1071
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:45,440
Speaker 8: How many people do you think heard this and went

1072
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:49,120
Speaker 8: right onto their dating profiles and started making alterations to

1073
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:54,000
Speaker 8: sound less boring caused it took it off. I don't

1074
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 8: know how you make it sound sexier. I don't work out.

1075
00:48:57,520 --> 00:48:59,839
Speaker 8: I'm a professional calorie and sin rate.

1076
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:04,040
Speaker 5: I mean, honestly, that would be more attractive.

1077
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:07,000
Speaker 6: I already said it on my bio. It's I do say,

1078
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:07,760
Speaker 6: big foodie.

1079
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:09,560
Speaker 8: I mean, who would have thought to me, cute at

1080
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:11,759
Speaker 8: a city dump would not work out?

1081
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:15,799
Speaker 5: I actually did. I actually thought that this was going

1082
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:16,560
Speaker 5: to be a home run.

1083
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:19,320
Speaker 2: Really yeah, dump, But now I want to go.

1084
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:22,640
Speaker 5: But the smell is overwhelmed.

1085
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:24,400
Speaker 2: Why Yeah, You're never.

1086
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:26,440
Speaker 5: Gonna know what that person smells like until.

1087
00:49:26,239 --> 00:49:29,279
Speaker 7: You get them out of That could work to your benefit, though,

1088
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:31,440
Speaker 7: Maybe do like a little speed dating event at a

1089
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:34,759
Speaker 7: city dump. Alexis organized walk, I'll just stay in the

1090
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:37,719
Speaker 7: trunk of my car. But I get it.

1091
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 8: The dating world can feel like you're in a dump.

1092
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:41,640
Speaker 8: So if you want some help getting pulled out of it,

1093
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:44,239
Speaker 8: email the show. We'll call the person who's not calling

1094
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:46,160
Speaker 8: you back and go check out all of our second

1095
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:48,200
Speaker 8: dates wherever you get your podcasts at Brook and.

1096
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:50,560
Speaker 11: Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1097
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:55,480
Speaker 7: Did you know cops aren't the only ones wearing body

1098
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:56,720
Speaker 7: cameras these days?

1099
00:49:58,160 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 5: Do you have one on right now?

1100
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 10: On them?

1101
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:03,080
Speaker 7: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1102
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:06,480
Speaker 8: Because if you haven't heard, Marshals and TJ Max have

1103
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 8: started equipping their employees with body cams as they're working

1104
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:12,080
Speaker 8: the retail floor.

1105
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:14,440
Speaker 6: Please tell me it's for a reason, like to shame

1106
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:17,440
Speaker 6: the customers. So you guys can see how rude you

1107
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:17,920
Speaker 6: are to us.

1108
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:19,759
Speaker 2: We're gonna post these videos on market.

1109
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:21,919
Speaker 5: I guess it'd be shoplifters.

1110
00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:27,560
Speaker 8: Yeah, one of the goals to catch shoplifters, but not

1111
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:31,440
Speaker 8: so they could confront them, just to make them think twice, like,

1112
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:33,920
Speaker 8: oh no, I'm being recorded not just by the cameras

1113
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:35,879
Speaker 8: in the ceiling, but by all the workers here too.

1114
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:40,560
Speaker 8: Probably shouldn't steal from the giant bin of discount laingerrect Yeah,

1115
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:44,440
Speaker 8: but the other benefit is it helps the company spy

1116
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:47,719
Speaker 8: on their workers to make sure that they're providing good

1117
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:51,839
Speaker 8: customer service to everybody that we'll say, we went through.

1118
00:50:51,719 --> 00:50:54,840
Speaker 6: Your footage in seven hours. Was in the bathroom on

1119
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:55,400
Speaker 6: your phone?

1120
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:57,279
Speaker 7: And maybe spying is kind of a harsh word. It's

1121
00:50:57,320 --> 00:50:59,560
Speaker 7: more like quietly eavesdropping on their day.

1122
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:02,160
Speaker 5: Turn it off, though, because it seems like that would

1123
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:02,760
Speaker 5: be privacy.

1124
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:05,040
Speaker 11: Yes, totally.

1125
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:06,919
Speaker 7: And they're not alone either.

1126
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:11,480
Speaker 8: Thirty five percent of US retailers say they're researching body

1127
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:13,160
Speaker 8: cameras now for their employees.

1128
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:16,480
Speaker 6: I want a bodycams drop it on me.

1129
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:17,680
Speaker 2: Why would you want that?

1130
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:20,120
Speaker 7: Because it's cool. People can look at me and they

1131
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:21,799
Speaker 7: can see the menu I'm looking at right now because

1132
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:23,239
Speaker 7: I'm looking at what I'm in order for dinner. I

1133
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:27,400
Speaker 7: could picture jose and Brook bodycamming each other in the workplace.

1134
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:28,400
Speaker 1: I'm not.

1135
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:34,719
Speaker 7: Yeah, whatever it is, we'd have more content for our

1136
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:36,680
Speaker 7: social media at Brook and Jesson.

1137
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,399
Speaker 6: Body can't put it wherever you want.

1138
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:42,800
Speaker 7: If I had won, the company would say, Jeff, we

1139
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:45,000
Speaker 7: keep getting video of your legs. What's going on? I'd

1140
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:46,000
Speaker 7: be like, yeah, they look great.

1141
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:49,279
Speaker 5: I'm just looking down at your legs all day.

1142
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:51,480
Speaker 7: Let me get you want to sell those videos.

1143
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:51,960
Speaker 9: That's right hand.

1144
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:54,160
Speaker 7: We're are do laser stories.

1145
00:51:54,440 --> 00:52:02,239
Speaker 8: Next, it's the radio segment that's trying to team up

1146
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:04,960
Speaker 8: with the plastic Surgeons of America to get rid of

1147
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:06,040
Speaker 8: wrinkles forever.

1148
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:08,200
Speaker 9: Wow, how do you do that?

1149
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:14,239
Speaker 7: Start him young with baby botox. No more laughlines or

1150
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:17,600
Speaker 7: furrowed brows when they're angry. Now you can say my

1151
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:23,240
Speaker 7: baby's happy. You just can't tell with laser stories.

1152
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:24,399
Speaker 6: Imagine it just kills.

1153
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:28,240
Speaker 5: Also gives you sprinkles.

1154
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:31,440
Speaker 8: Read weird news stories around the glove, just like everyone

1155
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:34,360
Speaker 8: else does, except we've got a laser. Those are the

1156
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:37,600
Speaker 8: cocon mel and cuties. Just this first laser stories out

1157
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:41,160
Speaker 8: of Indiana. Two days ago, a thirty nine year old

1158
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:43,880
Speaker 8: man named bo Burchell was sitting in his car when

1159
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:46,120
Speaker 8: he saw a delivery truck full of beer and liquor

1160
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:50,839
Speaker 8: pull up right by where he was part. He thought

1161
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:54,440
Speaker 8: to himself something along the lines of if I stole that.

1162
00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:57,680
Speaker 7: Truck, I could open up my own liquor store and

1163
00:52:57,880 --> 00:53:01,440
Speaker 7: sell off all of that booze to off my drug debts.

1164
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:05,600
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, good thing, he's not an attic.

1165
00:53:05,719 --> 00:53:07,400
Speaker 5: Oh wait, the drug debts.

1166
00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:11,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's that line of thinking made sense to him,

1167
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:12,560
Speaker 7: so he did it.

1168
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:19,560
Speaker 8: Yo successfully stole that truck along with a skid steerloader,

1169
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:23,960
Speaker 8: and spent hours dismantling the security systems and GPS devices

1170
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:24,479
Speaker 8: on both.

1171
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:27,800
Speaker 2: I always feel like you could do that.

1172
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:29,320
Speaker 5: You could really do anything.

1173
00:53:29,719 --> 00:53:31,359
Speaker 6: Yeah, put somebody else.

1174
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:31,640
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1175
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 8: Unfortunately you also have to hide the vehicles from being spotted,

1176
00:53:36,719 --> 00:53:38,440
Speaker 8: and Bow was not able.

1177
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:38,600
Speaker 12: To do that.

1178
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:39,919
Speaker 2: Well, they're pretty big, Jeff.

1179
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:43,360
Speaker 8: Police found the delivery truck in a field behind a club,

1180
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:47,160
Speaker 8: and Bow was discovered hiding underneath a nearby bush and

1181
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:48,520
Speaker 8: was promptly arrested.

1182
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:51,400
Speaker 1: Was literally just pulling it up behind a club as

1183
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:52,600
Speaker 1: if it was a food truck.

1184
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:54,359
Speaker 5: That was his plan.

1185
00:53:54,719 --> 00:53:57,960
Speaker 7: Seems like a pretty smart business decision, you mad, I.

1186
00:53:58,040 --> 00:53:58,799
Speaker 2: Probably had there.

1187
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:02,960
Speaker 6: I always the club. I always wanted another cut you off.

1188
00:54:03,239 --> 00:54:05,759
Speaker 8: He hadn't gotten around to selling the alcohol for the

1189
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:09,440
Speaker 8: drugs part yet, so luckily everything was still inside. He

1190
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:13,120
Speaker 8: was then booked on several preliminary felony theft charges and

1191
00:54:13,239 --> 00:54:15,880
Speaker 8: told officers he's really mad at the voice in his

1192
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:16,920
Speaker 8: head that made.

1193
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:17,200
Speaker 7: Him do it.

1194
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:17,840
Speaker 1: That's it.

1195
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:20,440
Speaker 7: If anyone should go to jail, it's that voice.

1196
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:21,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, have anything to do with me.

1197
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:25,320
Speaker 8: This next Laser story is out of the open roads.

1198
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:28,080
Speaker 8: If you're looking for a fun road trip in the

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00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:30,960
Speaker 8: next few months. A new attraction just opened in the

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00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:34,040
Speaker 8: small town of Williams, Arizona, on Route sixty six.

1201
00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:36,319
Speaker 5: I love a good small town visit. What do we got, jazz?

1202
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:38,520
Speaker 8: Most people who visit are already on their way to

1203
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:41,880
Speaker 8: Grand Canyon. Yeah, and we know that already. This summer,

1204
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:44,480
Speaker 8: this attraction is going to be packed because who wouldn't

1205
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:47,320
Speaker 8: want to visit the world's largest poop museum?

1206
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:50,840
Speaker 11: My kids?

1207
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:52,080
Speaker 2: My kids would love it.

1208
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:55,000
Speaker 5: It's so amazing.

1209
00:54:55,239 --> 00:54:56,520
Speaker 7: It's not just any poop.

1210
00:54:56,680 --> 00:54:59,640
Speaker 8: It's specifically fossilized dinosaur poop.

1211
00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:02,320
Speaker 6: That's different.

1212
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:05,279
Speaker 2: Can you imagine the size of pilots from?

1213
00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:05,400
Speaker 1: Like?

1214
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:06,320
Speaker 14: I don't.

1215
00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:09,200
Speaker 7: You don't have to imagine. You can go there and

1216
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:12,840
Speaker 7: actually see it because they have over eight thousand pieces

1217
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:17,960
Speaker 7: in their collection, including the largest t rex turd ever found.

1218
00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:23,520
Speaker 8: Wow, largest prehistoric corn kernel everything fast your eyes on

1219
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:24,680
Speaker 8: that two foot long?

1220
00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:28,799
Speaker 5: Guys, Really, dude, I'm fascinating.

1221
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:32,520
Speaker 2: Are you kidding? Just to stand next suit.

1222
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:37,719
Speaker 6: Humans profile picture of being heard a big turd in

1223
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:38,520
Speaker 6: like a museum.

1224
00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:41,680
Speaker 8: The good news is the museum is free, so if

1225
00:55:41,719 --> 00:55:45,160
Speaker 8: you're passing through. Won't cost you anything. Just getting a

1226
00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:48,160
Speaker 8: picture in front is reason enough to stop. Because it's

1227
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:50,919
Speaker 8: got the perfect name. The guy who opened it named

1228
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:52,319
Speaker 8: it the Poosium.

1229
00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:55,359
Speaker 2: It's going to be Turtosaurus.

1230
00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:58,319
Speaker 6: I'm gonna Georist pull over to use the bathroom there

1231
00:55:58,360 --> 00:55:58,600
Speaker 6: on their.

1232
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:05,000
Speaker 8: His next laser story is out of Chicago. Americans can

1233
00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:09,400
Speaker 8: turn literally anything into an alcoholic beverage. Here's the proof,

1234
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:12,040
Speaker 8: because the hot new drink for summer is a shot

1235
00:56:12,239 --> 00:56:13,800
Speaker 8: with a dead cicada in it.

1236
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:19,320
Speaker 2: Is this kind of like when you get the tequila

1237
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:20,200
Speaker 2: with a worm in it.

1238
00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:24,520
Speaker 7: It's like that, but cicadas, you know, they came out recently.

1239
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:28,080
Speaker 8: But a place called Noon Whistle Brewing is serving cicada

1240
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:32,440
Speaker 8: in few shots of Chicago's famous malort a wormwood liqueur

1241
00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:36,840
Speaker 8: that's been compared to citrus flavored gasoline tasty. All of

1242
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:39,960
Speaker 8: that sounded so delicious to me, and that's before you

1243
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:42,840
Speaker 8: even add the cicada to it. They claim the natural

1244
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,680
Speaker 8: flavor of the bug adds a lot, and that it's

1245
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:49,240
Speaker 8: reminiscent of succulent lobster swimming in gas.

1246
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:55,359
Speaker 1: Wowis But everyone could think of the one friend they'd

1247
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:55,880
Speaker 1: go out with it.

1248
00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:56,840
Speaker 5: Would actually take this.

1249
00:56:57,840 --> 00:56:59,600
Speaker 2: It's awesome, it's so good above it.

1250
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:02,520
Speaker 7: Cicada shouts sell for five dollars each, but if you

1251
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:04,759
Speaker 7: really want one, they're easy enough to make at home.

1252
00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:08,120
Speaker 7: Someone posted a YouTube video this weekend of people drinking

1253
00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:09,040
Speaker 7: them at a tailgate.

1254
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:14,000
Speaker 5: Okay, let's not like jungle juice but more jungly.

1255
00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:17,080
Speaker 7: Yeah, this story is out of kids, corners.

1256
00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:21,640
Speaker 8: Don't get on your Alexa's bad side, because she's apparently

1257
00:57:21,760 --> 00:57:23,480
Speaker 8: got a lot of pull with your children.

1258
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:24,160
Speaker 5: Really.

1259
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:27,080
Speaker 8: I say that because a new joint study by researchers

1260
00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:31,000
Speaker 8: in Sweden, Germany and Australia found little kids trust robots

1261
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:32,280
Speaker 8: more than adults.

1262
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:32,560
Speaker 7: Now.

1263
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:38,080
Speaker 8: They had kids age three to six watch videos of

1264
00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:42,880
Speaker 8: robots and humans labeling different objects and sometimes mislabeling them,

1265
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:45,240
Speaker 8: and in the end, the kids were more likely to

1266
00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:47,480
Speaker 8: trust the robot and think the humans were the ones

1267
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:48,360
Speaker 8: who were the liars.

1268
00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:50,000
Speaker 5: I mean, who is doing it wrong?

1269
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:50,240
Speaker 11: Though?

1270
00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:51,320
Speaker 6: Were they right?

1271
00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:53,720
Speaker 7: They would both they would both be wrong and both

1272
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:56,000
Speaker 7: be right. You're just trying to who would the kids

1273
00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:56,840
Speaker 7: trust more?

1274
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:57,240
Speaker 1: God.

1275
00:57:57,400 --> 00:57:59,959
Speaker 8: Kids were also more forgiving of robots when they found

1276
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:03,080
Speaker 8: they'd labeled something wrong, and more likely to think the

1277
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:07,400
Speaker 8: humans were doing it on purpose, because.

1278
00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:09,200
Speaker 1: When my kids Alexa get something wrong, there is some

1279
00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:11,160
Speaker 1: anger that comes to that child's mouth.

1280
00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:13,080
Speaker 11: Yeah.

1281
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:17,280
Speaker 8: Researchers also ask them who they prefer to learn from

1282
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:18,480
Speaker 8: and share their secrets with.

1283
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,120
Speaker 7: Most of the kids said robots for both.

1284
00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:24,640
Speaker 2: That's not a good chigne.

1285
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:26,920
Speaker 5: Do you feel that if you put your kid in

1286
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:29,919
Speaker 5: this study and then that's the result. We wait a minute.

1287
00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:33,160
Speaker 8: Some of the older children more likely to trust humans

1288
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:36,320
Speaker 8: once the robots were shown to be unreliable. But they

1289
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:39,720
Speaker 8: found that your toddler probably thinks that robots never lie,

1290
00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:41,960
Speaker 8: or at least not as much as you do.

1291
00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:42,439
Speaker 9: Wow.

1292
00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:45,200
Speaker 5: That is they used to think that adults never lied.

1293
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:47,480
Speaker 5: So we've changed from their kids are.

1294
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:50,400
Speaker 8: Getting too smart. Now we should actually do our own study.

1295
00:58:50,640 --> 00:58:55,880
Speaker 8: Who would you trust more, Brook or a turtle? We

1296
00:58:56,000 --> 00:59:00,560
Speaker 8: just need to rustle up twelve children head under the

1297
00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:03,200
Speaker 8: local elementary school and asked to borrow a dozen kids

1298
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:06,800
Speaker 8: for an experiment. We'll have them back by lunch, we swear.

1299
00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:09,160
Speaker 8: And that's how means Laser Stories has come to an

1300
00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:11,080
Speaker 8: end for the day. We'll do it again, same time

1301
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:12,040
Speaker 8: on Friday.

1302
00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:14,440
Speaker 11: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1303
00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:24,960
Speaker 7: We have a real life superhero on the phone with

1304
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:29,960
Speaker 7: us right now. Her name is Kate from Snowhomes super

1305
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:32,000
Speaker 7: k and she is a stay at her.

1306
00:59:32,080 --> 00:59:37,120
Speaker 8: Mother to four kids, an eight year old and three

1307
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:40,200
Speaker 8: sixteen year olds who she.

1308
00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:41,760
Speaker 7: Took from another house.

1309
00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:44,000
Speaker 6: Kidnapped it.

1310
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:47,480
Speaker 8: I mean they are adopted, so technically they were taken

1311
00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:50,400
Speaker 8: from someone else, but in a good way.

1312
00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:51,920
Speaker 7: He brought in to her family.

1313
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:54,360
Speaker 1: Hey, if a sixteen year old are listening to this,

1314
00:59:54,680 --> 00:59:55,440
Speaker 1: I apologize.

1315
00:59:55,560 --> 00:59:59,120
Speaker 7: She is super Mom battling the forces of evil aka

1316
00:59:59,320 --> 00:59:59,920
Speaker 7: Brook Today.

1317
01:00:00,360 --> 01:00:01,160
Speaker 9: Welcome to the show.

1318
01:00:01,960 --> 01:00:02,920
Speaker 12: Thank you, thank you.

1319
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:05,160
Speaker 14: I'm happy I can be here for you.

1320
01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:05,520
Speaker 6: Guys.

1321
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:09,280
Speaker 5: In one word, how would you describe sixteen year olds

1322
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:09,640
Speaker 5: right now?

1323
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:13,320
Speaker 9: Irol ah in one phrase?

1324
01:00:14,120 --> 01:00:17,120
Speaker 7: If you want to, Mom, thank you for keeping the

1325
01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:20,439
Speaker 7: word radio appropriate. I know something that's worse.

1326
01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:21,840
Speaker 6: We appreciate them.

1327
01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:23,840
Speaker 8: We're gonna send the evil villain and Brook out of

1328
01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:25,960
Speaker 8: the studio. While that happens, you know the game works. Kate,

1329
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:28,240
Speaker 8: you got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.

1330
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:29,720
Speaker 8: If you don't know when, you could say past. But

1331
01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:31,720
Speaker 8: you have to beat her outright to win. Are you ready?

1332
01:00:32,160 --> 01:00:33,120
Speaker 7: I'm ready? Let's go.

1333
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:34,200
Speaker 10: Luck.

1334
01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:37,760
Speaker 8: Your time starts now. Today is national Yo Yo Day.

1335
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:41,439
Speaker 8: Which country has the most yo Yo World champions all time?

1336
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:48,240
Speaker 7: China? What are the residents of Maine call themselves Manians?

1337
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:54,840
Speaker 8: What single letter represents a strikeout in baseball? Two continents

1338
01:00:54,880 --> 01:00:57,200
Speaker 8: have never hosted the Olympics? Antarctica?

1339
01:00:57,400 --> 01:00:58,160
Speaker 7: And where else?

1340
01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:01,240
Speaker 10: Oh?

1341
01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:02,200
Speaker 11: Uh?

1342
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:02,720
Speaker 7: India?

1343
01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:07,920
Speaker 8: The novel The Great gas The novel The Great Gatsby

1344
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,400
Speaker 8: was set in which decade.

1345
01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:11,439
Speaker 9: New York?

1346
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:15,120
Speaker 14: Sorry, the decade the thirties.

1347
01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:22,400
Speaker 7: We will accept that answer just because you're superhero. No,

1348
01:01:22,520 --> 01:01:22,920
Speaker 7: I get it.

1349
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:24,800
Speaker 8: You have a lot going on in that household. It

1350
01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:28,440
Speaker 8: sounds like we're gonna bring it. We don't know that

1351
01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:30,400
Speaker 8: until we get the answers. But I see on my

1352
01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:33,080
Speaker 8: phone screen here the interesting fact you gave us about

1353
01:01:33,160 --> 01:01:35,400
Speaker 8: you is that you're born and raised in Washington and

1354
01:01:35,480 --> 01:01:36,960
Speaker 8: you're a pinball junkie.

1355
01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:40,280
Speaker 14: I actually I won an amateur tournament.

1356
01:01:40,560 --> 01:01:44,920
Speaker 13: Oh my god, I was a pinball wizard for a minute.

1357
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:47,640
Speaker 5: What's your trick?

1358
01:01:47,960 --> 01:01:49,920
Speaker 7: That's the secret to being good at pinball?

1359
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Speaker 13: You gotta lock the balls, baby?

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Speaker 5: What does that mean?

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Speaker 11: Wow?

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Speaker 5: I mean multi multi ball.

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Speaker 7: We have very similar to the game, but just for

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Speaker 7: different arenas.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to the game.

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Speaker 6: Jeffery is always locking.

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, let's focus on some trivia here, Brooke, you ready,

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Speaker 7: Your time starts now.

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Speaker 8: Today is National Yo Yo Dang. Which country has the

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Speaker 8: most yoyo World champions all time?

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Speaker 5: Japan?

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Speaker 7: What do the residents of Maine call themselves?

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Speaker 5: Main In's what?

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Speaker 10: See?

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Speaker 7: What single letter represents a strikeout?

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Speaker 9: In baseball? S?

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Speaker 8: Two continents have never hosted the Olympics? Antarctica and where

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Speaker 8: else pass The novel The Great Gatsby was set in

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Speaker 8: which decade? Okay, let's see how you guys did. There

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Speaker 8: is a little bit rough for a second.

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Speaker 5: It's obviously k I'm just really disappointed at myself.

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Speaker 7: Off. We'll see. We'll see for sure when we go

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Speaker 7: to the scoreboard with Jose your head up.

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Speaker 5: Your head down, let your hair down.

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Speaker 6: Yay, you did great, you're superhero, but you got super

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Speaker 6: zero's and Brook obviously with the win, and you got

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Speaker 6: too great over that.

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Speaker 7: Oh no, let's go over the answers for everybody. Today

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Speaker 7: is National Yo Yo Day.

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Speaker 8: The country with the most yo yo champions all time

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Speaker 8: is Japan, over seventy five world titles. Residents of Maine,

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Speaker 8: we got some interesting answers on that one. They call

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Speaker 8: themselves Mayners.

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Speaker 6: I wanted to be Manians.

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Speaker 10: I wanted maniac.

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Speaker 7: Did the single letter representing a strikeout in baseball?

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Speaker 9: Is Kay?

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Speaker 8: Two continents that have never hosted an Olympics are Antarctica

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Speaker 8: and Africa.

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Speaker 5: Really, they've never hosted, not the Olympics.

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Speaker 8: The novel The Great Gatsby was set in the nineteen twenties,

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Speaker 8: and that was all the questions that we got through.

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Speaker 8: So Kay, Brooke, bestig you today, but we're gonna hook

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Speaker 8: you up with some Brook and Jeffrey swag.

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Speaker 7: Wo super Mom. Thank you so much for playing. We'll

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Speaker 7: be back same time

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Speaker 11: Tomorrow, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.