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Speaker 1: Thank you, Mr Rappaport, Thank you. Disruption. I guess I

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Speaker 1: all sorts of people. So if you're in l A,

419
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Speaker 1: you should look up the Largo and um, there's some right,

420
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:25,159
Speaker 1: it's on Lasianniga, and like it's super hiss was it

421
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:28,320
Speaker 1: super hipster there? It always feels like a really hip place.

422
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:30,720
Speaker 1: It's a it's sort of a hit place. Yeah, it's

423
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:32,879
Speaker 1: like a lot of young people and but no, I

424
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Speaker 1: mean it was. It's fucking cool. Have you ever been

425
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:38,000
Speaker 1: to the Largo? I can't remember if I have. It's

426
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Speaker 1: really cool. It's like a little tiny theater and and uh,

427
00:22:41,119 --> 00:22:44,160
Speaker 1: but Fred Armison was so fucking funny and his stand

428
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:47,000
Speaker 1: up is he's just so funny. He's a funny dude.

429
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:49,679
Speaker 1: But that was really cool. Have you been Have you

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Speaker 1: been watching anything? Is there anything that's been sticking out

431
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:58,120
Speaker 1: to you? Um, well, obviously just my housewives, great weekend housewives.

432
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:02,560
Speaker 1: But we have the NBA started, The fucking NBA started,

433
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:05,240
Speaker 1: which is great, And the Lakers are suffering. They're going

434
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:07,560
Speaker 1: to suffer this season unless they make a change, which

435
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:12,960
Speaker 1: is great. Lebron James through his entire roster and the

436
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,960
Speaker 1: coaching staff and the management under the bus after the

437
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:19,480
Speaker 1: first game, which I always love, I always like I

438
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:22,080
Speaker 1: knew he didn't eat didn't wait usually wait till January

439
00:23:22,119 --> 00:23:25,399
Speaker 1: started talking that ship. He started talking that ship after

440
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:31,040
Speaker 1: game one, which was awesome. Um, the Warriors got their rings,

441
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:36,159
Speaker 1: they got their championship rings. Draymond Green and Jordan Pool,

442
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:39,080
Speaker 1: everything seems to be hunky dorry. To quote the Great

443
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:42,200
Speaker 1: Cathy Hilton. Some people might be like, what do you mean,

444
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:44,320
Speaker 1: the Great Cathy Hilton? What do you mean hunky Dorry?

445
00:23:44,359 --> 00:23:46,840
Speaker 1: And others listening will be like, I really appreciate that,

446
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:50,960
Speaker 1: Michael Rappaport. But things seem to be great between Draymond

447
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:55,359
Speaker 1: Green and Jordan Pool of the Golden State Warriors. Like

448
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:58,159
Speaker 1: I said, they seemed to be hunky dory. Um, so

449
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:00,520
Speaker 1: I was watching that um out of you A little

450
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:04,639
Speaker 1: health update on me, Michael Rapports. So there's always fucking something,

451
00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:06,840
Speaker 1: and again, things could be way worse, just like things

452
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:09,880
Speaker 1: could be way worse than me having a flying coach.

453
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,920
Speaker 1: I get it. So last week I told you guys

454
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:20,600
Speaker 1: about my squeamish. I said it right, squeamis Oh, squeamis squeamish?

455
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,800
Speaker 1: Is it squeamish? I got like, squeamish is like where

456
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:24,360
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, I'm a little squeamish. I don't want

457
00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:29,520
Speaker 1: to think about someone bleeding. It's squeam, miss squeam muss

458
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:36,480
Speaker 1: interesting squeamis carcinoma. So anyway, I've had the stitches in

459
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,640
Speaker 1: for a week. They don't seem to be healing as

460
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:45,600
Speaker 1: fast as they should. So my wife, Dr. Rappaport is

461
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:48,480
Speaker 1: what she should be called. She said, I think it's infected.

462
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:50,560
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't think you're wrong about that.

463
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:54,840
Speaker 1: Call the doctor, bopapappa ba. I go to see the

464
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:58,399
Speaker 1: doctor the other day. He says it's possibly infected. I go,

465
00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:01,160
Speaker 1: what the funk man? And I explained in my history

466
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,160
Speaker 1: and he goes, you know, and I tell him I said,

467
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:06,479
Speaker 1: I have a compromised immune system because if everything you

468
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:10,040
Speaker 1: guys know pneumonia the ull sort of collide is the

469
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:15,240
Speaker 1: lung issues, the inflammation right, and the fucking remickade that

470
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:18,520
Speaker 1: fucking medicine that I took. I have a compromised immune system.

471
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:24,439
Speaker 1: He goes, I think this is possibly um infected. The

472
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:27,399
Speaker 1: stitches might be infected. I go, fucking ship, here we

473
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:29,679
Speaker 1: go again. I'm gonna they're gonna have to chop my

474
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:32,600
Speaker 1: fucking hand off. When I have to chop your hand off,

475
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:36,920
Speaker 1: but you do need to take some antibiotics. I go, fuck,

476
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 1: it's like Fred Flintstone vitamins for me, antibiotics because they

477
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:44,800
Speaker 1: think it's infected. So I started another thing of antibiotics

478
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:47,720
Speaker 1: to hopefully make sure I don't lose my fucking hand,

479
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:50,920
Speaker 1: which isn't healing as fast as a normal person because

480
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 1: of my compromised immune system. So I'm dealing with that ship,

481
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:59,119
Speaker 1: you know. And I full transparency. I'm a left handed person,

482
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:02,119
Speaker 1: but I right with my right hand. I brush my

483
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:03,959
Speaker 1: teeth in my right hand. I do a lot of

484
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:06,560
Speaker 1: things in my right hand, and it's very tender. Let's

485
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:10,920
Speaker 1: just say the word tender right out again. All things considered,

486
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 1: first world, you seem like you don't give a fuck, Dean.

487
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:19,679
Speaker 1: I could use my hand here, and you're like, I mean, like, like,

488
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,320
Speaker 1: do you not a doctor? Man? Like? I mean, I

489
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:24,080
Speaker 1: feel for you like I feel for you. I mean,

490
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Speaker 1: it sounds like you've got some kind of carcinoma thing,

491
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 1: and and that I am. Yeah, I mean sounds like

492
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Speaker 1: I got some carcinoma thing. No, you do. You were

493
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Speaker 1: diagnosed with the squeam is car squeams. Yeah, it's that's

494
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:41,280
Speaker 1: what I said, squeam is the squeam is, Yeah, I'm

495
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Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, squeamish. I no, squeam squeamiss, That's

496
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:51,480
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, squeam miss I and carcinoma, squeam miss carcinoma.

497
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:54,440
Speaker 1: I'm very empathetic towards that. Actually, no, you don't seem empathetic.

498
00:26:54,520 --> 00:27:01,520
Speaker 1: And my doctor, my, my, what about us? It's so

499
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:05,880
Speaker 1: many doctors. The reality is is that they it was cancerous.

500
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,800
Speaker 1: The squeam is carsonoma cannot be benign. So I've been

501
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:15,840
Speaker 1: I've been miss not miss, gendering, misdiagnosing, mis explained. So

502
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:18,320
Speaker 1: essentially what they cut out was a little piece of

503
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:21,480
Speaker 1: cancer and and it hasn't spread. I don't have I

504
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 1: don't want. When you use that word, there's thousands of

505
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:26,560
Speaker 1: different forms of cancer. They cut out what I have.

506
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:31,639
Speaker 1: But my doctor, doctor Schultz, she's she's like an aunt,

507
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,080
Speaker 1: she's like a like an older Jewish. She goes, you

508
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:38,280
Speaker 1: can't say benign, squeam is carsonoma. There's no such things. Squeak,

509
00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 1: squeam is carsonoma is cancerous. There's no such thing beign.

510
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:44,119
Speaker 1: She's going off on me. She gets my wife on

511
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:46,840
Speaker 1: the phone, she's going off on her. I'm like, okay, okay,

512
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:49,440
Speaker 1: we're not doctor. Do I see that? And we're scared enough.

513
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:51,399
Speaker 1: You don't gotta fucking make us feel bad about it.

514
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:53,440
Speaker 1: Like we're already freaked out by the word. Now you're

515
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:55,399
Speaker 1: telling us it's not benign, and now you're angry at

516
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:57,159
Speaker 1: me for saying it's not benign. I mean, what the

517
00:27:57,200 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 1: fuck exactly? I got enough going on. I'm in Austin.

518
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:04,320
Speaker 1: I mean, coach, I got an infection in my hand.

519
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:08,439
Speaker 1: I got enough fucking going on. Right, you need we

520
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:10,080
Speaker 1: need to put you in like a bubble boys suit,

521
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,240
Speaker 1: Like we need to have you in a bubble Boys thinking.

522
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:16,000
Speaker 1: I need to bubble boy up right, put something around

523
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,239
Speaker 1: you because I'm I don't I mean, I don't want

524
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:19,119
Speaker 1: to shake your hand. It's not anything personal. I just

525
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 1: like don't want to you know, you know, to tell it,

526
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 1: tuppies are in those little suits. You need to have

527
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:27,200
Speaker 1: something like that for you. Well, Halloween's around the corner,

528
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 1: so you should be good. Podcast Now. I know you're

529
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:47,920
Speaker 1: a big Halloween guy. You love Halloween. It's your favorite

530
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 1: holiday to celebrate. You always get dressed up you're big

531
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 1: on your costumes. Um, are you planning on going to

532
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:57,640
Speaker 1: a Halloween party? Two? My friend me and me go,

533
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,760
Speaker 1: I got nothing. I got nothing on deck out. But

534
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 1: but I really don't there's I don't have. I usually

535
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:05,360
Speaker 1: picked my costume like the day of. I leave everything

536
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 1: to the last minute. I don't really give a ship

537
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:10,680
Speaker 1: this year because last year you were Kurt Cobaine. I

538
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:12,560
Speaker 1: was Kurt Cobain. That was a big hit and I

539
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:15,040
Speaker 1: put that together very last minute. That was really fun

540
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:18,440
Speaker 1: to do. Um, the Kurt Cobain one was that was great.

541
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 1: And uh, this year, I don't really have too many ideas.

542
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:24,760
Speaker 1: But um, don't you know. No, But I would say Thanksgiving,

543
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 1: it might be my favorite holiday. I wouldn't say Halloween.

544
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:30,800
Speaker 1: Halloween is a close second. But Thanksgiving. Why why Thanksgiving?

545
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 1: I never heard you mentioned Thanksgiving. But love thanks I

546
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,720
Speaker 1: love Excuse me, I hear you, excuse me, I hear

547
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:40,640
Speaker 1: you yapping about Halloween every year. I sold the T shirt,

548
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:45,480
Speaker 1: the fake Kurt Cobain T shirts, the iconic fake Kurt

549
00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:49,640
Speaker 1: Cobain T shirts last year, butter soft Kurt Cobain T shirts.

550
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:55,560
Speaker 1: I don't see any Deans Thanksgiving T shirts being said. No, No,

551
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 1: I just love Thanksgiving dinner. Like sometimes they order like

552
00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 1: a Thanksgiving dinner on like a summer night in August.

553
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:04,720
Speaker 1: Just I love that like just I love that food.

554
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 1: But no, October is an interesting time for me. I've

555
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,920
Speaker 1: dated a lot of people whose birthdays are at the

556
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:12,840
Speaker 1: end of October, all scorpios. They're all really fucking toxic

557
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:15,520
Speaker 1: and crazy. And my ex girlfriend, her birthday is coming

558
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:16,880
Speaker 1: up in a few days, and it just it just

559
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:20,760
Speaker 1: brings a lot of reminders of not pleasant times. And

560
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 1: so I don't love the month of October as much

561
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:25,800
Speaker 1: as I used to. But um, I don't. Yeah, I

562
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:28,720
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't, Okay, Okay. One thing I love

563
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 1: that happened earlier today is that Smudge Bannon Stephen the

564
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:40,800
Speaker 1: human infection. Bannon got sentenced to four months in jail

565
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:46,600
Speaker 1: for not showing up to court, uh defying the January

566
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:50,280
Speaker 1: six committee. Now four months is, in my opinion, four

567
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 1: years too little. But I've said this before. I dislike

568
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 1: Steve Bannon and what he represents and his just his face.

569
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:04,280
Speaker 1: I suggested this man goes to Keels and gets himself

570
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:09,400
Speaker 1: a large industrial size bottle of the Blue a stringent

571
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 1: from Keels to fix whatever the fuss going on with

572
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:15,000
Speaker 1: his face. That's not gonna work. This guy looks like

573
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 1: he's decomposing. I mean that, there's only so much the

574
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 1: Keels can do for that face. It's a start. It's

575
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:23,680
Speaker 1: just like the four months in in in jail or

576
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:27,400
Speaker 1: a start. It's a start. That blue stringent and a

577
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:30,960
Speaker 1: deep cleanse, maybe some sort of mask and get his

578
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:34,160
Speaker 1: fucking some exfoliating cream and something to fit, because he

579
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:38,800
Speaker 1: looks like shit, like death. I mean really, I mean god,

580
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:40,360
Speaker 1: I mean he looked like ship years ago. I just

581
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:43,960
Speaker 1: I God, he's looking It's it's not good. It's not good.

582
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 1: It's not a good look. It's not I wouldn't. I mean,

583
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 1: he's just getting photographed in public, and I would just

584
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,840
Speaker 1: be like a total reclusive I would be you know what,

585
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:52,560
Speaker 1: Maybe he wants to go to prison so no one

586
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 1: could take more pictures of him. Maybe, like him going

587
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:57,400
Speaker 1: to prison for four months is a smart move, because

588
00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:59,120
Speaker 1: you know he's not gonna eat well in there. Maybe

589
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 1: he could detox himself from top to bottom because he

590
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 1: looks like shite. He looks like shite. And and although

591
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 1: it's only four months and it might get cut down.

592
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 1: It's even shorter. It one day in the whoscu uh

593
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:19,080
Speaker 1: in prison in lockdown is a start of hopefully many

594
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:23,719
Speaker 1: money more sentencings for him, uh yuck Mouth, Rudy Giuliani

595
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:27,240
Speaker 1: and of course the big dog dick stain, Donald Trump,

596
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:30,080
Speaker 1: who inevitably will not wind up in prison even for

597
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:34,959
Speaker 1: a day. But they got Sticky Steve the infection Bannon,

598
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 1: Steve the washcloth Bannon. They got him, and uh, it's

599
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 1: definitely something worth doing a little dance, if not a

600
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:45,720
Speaker 1: little celebration. He looks like what COVID if if COVID

601
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:49,840
Speaker 1: nineteen had a face, it would be Steve Bannon. You know,

602
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 1: have you ever seen anybody with athletes foot on their feet? No,

603
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 1: I've seen like Mr Deed's. You know when he's got

604
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 1: that black foot. That's kind of like a similar thing.

605
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:00,320
Speaker 1: You know, like when he's like he had that that

606
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:03,080
Speaker 1: black foot from like Mr Deed's and he could like

607
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:04,520
Speaker 1: you could take a fire poker and he's like, I

608
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 1: don't feel anything. He could smack him with a fire poker.

609
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:09,240
Speaker 1: It's kind of like that. It's like that black mold.

610
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 1: He looks like he's got athletes foot on his face.

611
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 1: He looks like he has that black foot. I've never

612
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:20,760
Speaker 1: heard of anybody having the gout on their face, but

613
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:24,680
Speaker 1: he looks like his face has the gout it self.

614
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 1: Steve band it looks like straight dog shit. What else

615
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 1: is going on in the world of the Young shooter. Uh,

616
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:35,440
Speaker 1: you're deep in a relationship. You're like, how is that going?

617
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:38,200
Speaker 1: It's it's going well. I mean, everything has been going well.

618
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:42,360
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, I'm like, fucking almost three months

619
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 1: in here. I I that's nothing. I know, but it

620
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 1: feels like a lot longer and nothing. It's it is nothing.

621
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:53,720
Speaker 1: Three months is nothing in a relationship. No, no, I know,

622
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,720
Speaker 1: and I've been in you know, three plus four year

623
00:33:56,800 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 1: relationships in the past, but it's everything has been a man,

624
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:03,000
Speaker 1: everything has been going very well. So all right, well

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Speaker 1: we're we're happy about that. We're very happy about that. Now.

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Speaker 1: I've talked at this point at nauseam about Kookie Kanye West.

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Speaker 1: As of this I Am Rapports Stereo podcast, He's continued to, uh,

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Speaker 1: you know, break the code about ju Manati. How he

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Speaker 1: found out about ju Manati? I have no idea um.

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Speaker 1: He also has had ties severed from Balenciaga. Adidas is

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Speaker 1: running the paperwork up the flagpole, um to see what

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Speaker 1: they're gonna do with them. Do you know that Adidas

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Speaker 1: has a long You know, Adidas is a German history,

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Speaker 1: a German company. Yeah, they they have um a past,

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Speaker 1: which I'm gonna jump into at some point, not today.

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Speaker 1: But I wanted to just hear what your last words

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Speaker 1: on Kuki Kanye West is because I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: discuss him anymore. Yeah, I'm done. I'm done talking about

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Speaker 1: unless he says are things about the Jewish people right,

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Speaker 1: and I mean it's fucking disgraceful. I mean, the guy

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Speaker 1: is crazy. He needs to be taking his medication. It's

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Speaker 1: I can't imagine what his family's he's thinking about him,

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Speaker 1: Kim Kardashi and all those people. But I hate talking

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Speaker 1: about it. I hate just like putting more and more

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Speaker 1: attention on it. What he said has been fucking crazy,

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Speaker 1: and he's he's a fucking lunatic. I love his music

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Speaker 1: so much. It's such a bummer. I love his music,

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Speaker 1: but I mean, I can't listen to anything this fucking

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Speaker 1: guy says about anything. What's one of your favorite Kanye

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Speaker 1: I know I would say one of them could be

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Speaker 1: like all falls down, like what a classic? What a banger?

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Speaker 1: You're saying that you giving me up? And yeah, I

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Speaker 1: know what was it? Yeah? Giving me up? And it

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Speaker 1: falls down? Oh man, I promise. She's so self conscious.

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Speaker 1: She has no idea what she's doing in college. That

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Speaker 1: major that she major did, don't make no money, but

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Speaker 1: she won't drop out. Her parents will look at her funny. Now,

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Speaker 1: tell me that ain't in succur. The cons up to

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Speaker 1: school seems so sucurb some more three years they picked

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Speaker 1: a career. She's like it, I'll just stay down her

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Speaker 1: and do her and something like that. You know, but man,

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Speaker 1: that's that's a great tune. Something like that. You know,

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Speaker 1: that's what the funk I'm talking about. You know what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. That's why people go, were's the young shooter

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Speaker 1: because you bring that kind of fucking energy. She's so

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Speaker 1: precious with the peer pressure. Couldn't afford a car, so

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Speaker 1: she named a daughter Alexis you remember all that I mean,

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Speaker 1: then she cut it all off. Now she looked like

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Speaker 1: Eve and she's been dealing with some isssues that you

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Speaker 1: can't believe single black female. I think at the retail.

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Speaker 1: You know, man, it's so good man, but like I

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Speaker 1: can't give him that right now. It was like I loved,

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Speaker 1: I love genius. Let's just fucking move on from the

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Speaker 1: crazy bastard anyway. Alright, Dean, Well, really fun man, really

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Speaker 1: fun talking to you today, man, really a great, great

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Speaker 1: way to start my morning, getting into kill with you.

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Speaker 1: We thank you for having me. Look, did I No?

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Speaker 1: I'm saying thank you for having me on? What would

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Speaker 1: you want to say? Anything else? Now? I think that's it?

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Speaker 1: You sure, Yeah, that's it. That's it. I just wanted

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Speaker 1: to say thanks. I appreciate you, and we appreciate you.

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Speaker 1: We appreciate you being on the Iron Rapport stereo podcast

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Speaker 1: part time sometime co host with the most uh come

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