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Speaker 1: What is your favorite profanity free insult? It's the Jewel Show.

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Speaker 1: I personally like, you're the reason shampoo has instructions. I

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Speaker 1: would have heard if somebody said that to you. R.

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Speaker 1: I guess it takes some actual thought. It's definitely an insult,

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Speaker 1: also a direct intact on your intelligence. And now I'm

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Speaker 1: then reread the instructions on my shampoo as weird. I

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Speaker 1: you haven't figured it out yet, I guess not. I

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Speaker 1: don't know, but like literally it's because I started using

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Speaker 1: So it says like leave it in there for three minutes,

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Speaker 1: or maybe I'm just stupid, but that's probably what it is.

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Speaker 1: and you're probably gonna want to insult somebody today, and

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Speaker 1: finding a way to creatively rip someone isn't easy. That's

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Speaker 1: why there's a list going viral right now of the

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Speaker 1: top insults that people use that don't include swear words.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's what I always say to people online when

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Speaker 1: be like, hey, if you're gonna try to insult me,

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Speaker 1: So here's some of the funny ones from the list

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Speaker 1: of most creative insults that don't include swear words that

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Speaker 1: you can use today on right, You're impossible to underestimates

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Speaker 1: saying there's like there's no level of like disappointment that

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Speaker 1: you could hear the conversation. Yeah, being said in a

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Speaker 1: very condescending way. Okay, yeah, help, the rest of your

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Speaker 1: you were just told to f off by that person,

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Speaker 1: right exactly. Here's another one of the top insults that

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Speaker 1: from this list that's going viral as an outsider. What's

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Speaker 1: your view on intelligence? Yeah, okay, I get that. One's

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Speaker 1: a very good one. Or here's another one. You're the

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Speaker 1: these are just what people are like on this list

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Speaker 1: But here's a list that's going viral on the internet,

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Speaker 1: So there you go, Alex, next time you're upset at me,

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Speaker 1: Everyone makes mistakes, but you're really abusing that privilege of mistake.

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Speaker 1: on demand, it's another Jebil phone frame day mornings, it's

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Speaker 1: hello Aries, you're an Aries. Hello, Hello, I'm good. Thank

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Speaker 1: you for asking I'm sorry. Sometimes I get ahead of myself.

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Speaker 1: My name is Aquarius and I work for the Psychic Network.

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Speaker 1: And your friend Kara booked a reading with me for

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Speaker 1: you over the phone. Oh oh yeah, that's right. She

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Speaker 1: it's now, so nice to meet you. My name is

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Speaker 1: Aquarius and I am the lead psychic here at the

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Speaker 1: Psychic Network. And how are you doing today? I'm doing well.

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Speaker 1: I knew that, didn't I. That's a fun psychic joke

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Speaker 1: for you. So she said that you have a specific question,

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Speaker 1: college graduation in a minute. Yeah, that's my question. I

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Speaker 1: like you a lot, especially since your favorite number is

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Speaker 1: give you a little example of my abilities. You're wondering,

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Speaker 1: will he kiss you? Oh no, I'm not. I apologized.

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Speaker 1: law school? Yes? Did you say Electrician school? Oh? No,

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Speaker 1: I was a saying electricity. I can feel it from

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Speaker 1: the spirit plane. Wanting to answer your question of will

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Speaker 1: you or you graduate? Yeah? Last qui and there week ago.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to the spirit plane, Danielle. I'm headed there.

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Speaker 1: I'm headed there to get your information. I'm making my

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Speaker 1: way up to the spirit plane. A quirls, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: what on the spirit plane? Got a dayton Ne Brenna.

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Speaker 1: We're talking about Danielle and it's not about danny life.

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Speaker 1: It's about law school and if she'll graduating. Steve. I'm sorry, Danielle,

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Speaker 1: I need you to give me a moment. I'm on

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Speaker 1: the spirit plane. Hi, Steve, how's your afternoon going? One

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Speaker 1: Danielle is one of my spirit guides. Steve um. Danielle

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Speaker 1: your question. Yes, what is it? He is not going

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Speaker 1: my god, you're talking about your own date again. Can

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Speaker 1: can move on? Oh? Yes, you failed? What what do

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Speaker 1: you mean? I failed? Just just like that. Yes, the

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Speaker 1: information that I'm getting where I'm seeing here is a

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Speaker 1: bright red F on a piece of paper. Wait a minute,

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Speaker 1: Oh no, there's a stick or a frownie face sticker

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Speaker 1: I mean, what are you doing? I guess you're correct.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that because I'm not a psychic at all. Am.

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Speaker 1: I don't What the hell are you? Why are you called?

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Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from The Jewil Show doing a

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Speaker 1: that was so stupid. I'm going to kill her. Yes,

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Speaker 1: it was Wake Up every Morning with Jewil Phone Franks

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show on Demand, First Date follow up, Sitting

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Speaker 1: I mean, if your heart desires. Oh God, I keep

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Speaker 1: That song, I actually jot know that song. Maybe you

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Speaker 1: All right? Are you to one for everybody for next Christmas?

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Speaker 1: I'm giving you all a Lowrider Oldies CD A CG.

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Speaker 1: thank you. But unless if it's messy, then you get

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Speaker 1: Did you guys lick sauces off of each other fingers?

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Speaker 1: We didn't, like we kissed on a cheek okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: a shirt of mine because I had a little party

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Speaker 1: to go to. I was ironing and no one else

421
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Speaker 1: was home at the time. I was ironing my shirt,

422
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Speaker 1: put the iron down on our stove, and our stove

423
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,960
Speaker 1: was an electric stove, so it wasn't gas. It was

424
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Speaker 1: like electric, you know, it was flat. And then we

425
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:43,800
Speaker 1: had all this other stuff around the stove and this

426
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Speaker 1: mat and I left. That's when eventually my parents went

427
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Speaker 1: back to see the house. You know, we got calls

428
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Speaker 1: from the neighbors. It was a whole thing. Oh, I

429
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:57,040
Speaker 1: realized that I never turned the iron off. They did

430
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Speaker 1: tell us was that they could figure out that the

431
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Speaker 1: fire starts get in the kitchen. Oh wow, now I

432
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Speaker 1: would they had no idea. I guess like no, because

433
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:10,960
Speaker 1: in my head, I was like, why cause any other

434
00:24:11,359 --> 00:24:15,199
Speaker 1: stress or upset when they're just accepting the fact that

435
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:17,920
Speaker 1: it was some sort of gas you know guy? Yeah,

436
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:23,080
Speaker 1: why and I'm sure you guys got new house. I

437
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:27,000
Speaker 1: kind of just figured why why tell them and stir

438
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:30,720
Speaker 1: things up? So this day, I'm now thirty two years old,

439
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Speaker 1: I never told them. You know, there is truth that's

440
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,040
Speaker 1: saying like what people don't know? I want to hurt them,

441
00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:42,080
Speaker 1: you know exactly? Yeah, wow, please tell me. He just

442
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:44,640
Speaker 1: sits with me all the time. I mean I can't

443
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:46,919
Speaker 1: even tell you how many times, like random things will

444
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:48,680
Speaker 1: then make me speak of it and be like, oh

445
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:51,320
Speaker 1: my god, I'm holding this huge secret from my family

446
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:54,960
Speaker 1: that like I did it. Like I burn't walk around

447
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,520
Speaker 1: knowing that you almost burned your entire house down. I

448
00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:01,000
Speaker 1: always probably killed your family nobody, Yeah, thank goodness. I

449
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 1: mean nobody was home, so if somebody was home, it

450
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Speaker 1: wouldn't have burned the entire Yeah. So actually, really you're

451
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Speaker 1: actually right. Do you have a sister or a brother

452
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Speaker 1: or anything? Yeah? I do, So it shouldn't be like, well,

453
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Speaker 1: thank god nobody was home, as like, well, if he

454
00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:18,080
Speaker 1: would have been home, he would have stopped it. You

455
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,840
Speaker 1: can always place blame on someone else. It's elfish, not

456
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:22,440
Speaker 1: your fault. It's his fault for not being home. You

457
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:26,600
Speaker 1: could have stopped the fire, did absolutely nothing. Please please

458
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:33,120
Speaker 1: tell me you became a firefighter after this definitely knives.

459
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:36,160
Speaker 1: That would have been like the ultimate Superhero origin story. Right,

460
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:39,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm so scarred by coming home and

461
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:42,880
Speaker 1: seeing like the images and then all our stuff getting

462
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:47,679
Speaker 1: ruined and knowing that it was me. Well, thank you

463
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:49,880
Speaker 1: for telling us your dirty little secret, and also for

464
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:54,080
Speaker 1: letting us sing a little baby sharks. Thank you? What's

465
00:25:54,160 --> 00:26:00,359
Speaker 1: your dirty Little Secret? The Jewel Show on demand to

466
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:02,800
Speaker 1: the i n N, The Idiot News Network where idiots

467
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:05,240
Speaker 1: aren't just in the news, they report the news. Or

468
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Speaker 1: Tuesday Make twenty five, twenty twenty one, I'm Jebel Fresh

469
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:12,600
Speaker 1: and Charlie is gonna buy a new Lamborghini. Who about

470
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:14,840
Speaker 1: that in just a second, But first let's meet the idiots.

471
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,080
Speaker 1: I'm Alex Fresson. If you caught any of Little NASA

472
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:19,920
Speaker 1: SNL performance over the weekend, you'll understand why. I wasn't

473
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Speaker 1: sure if I was at his Vegas residency or if

474
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Speaker 1: this is just a normal SNL performance, since I've never

475
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Speaker 1: even watched an episode of it and I'm English evan,

476
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Speaker 1: and Kim Jong Un of North Korea has taken his

477
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Speaker 1: dictatorship to a whole new level. All right, we'll find

478
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Speaker 1: out about those stories in just a second. But for

479
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Speaker 1: your lead story of the day, remember the Charlie bit

480
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Speaker 1: my finger kid? Yes? Who oh, iconic continuing to make

481
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Speaker 1: money off of that video. I don't know if you

482
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:57,879
Speaker 1: have heard of NFTs. Yes, And NFT is basically a

483
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Speaker 1: way to like buy a video or write to a

484
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Speaker 1: video so that no one else can use it and

485
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:02,960
Speaker 1: not like you have to go find it on the

486
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,680
Speaker 1: internet for a copyright. Basically you want it and nobody

487
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:07,040
Speaker 1: can change it nothing. Well, the NFT for that video

488
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:11,200
Speaker 1: just sold for seven hundred and sixty thousand dollars. Oh wow,

489
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:14,199
Speaker 1: that's a lot. Yeah, Charlie bit me kid. They've just

490
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:17,000
Speaker 1: made almost a million dollars off of the NFT for

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Speaker 1: that video. Years and years and years later. I know

492
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Speaker 1: I figured it'd be more than really, you thought it'd

493
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Speaker 1: be more? Yeah? Sure, Oh my gosh, well. And that's

494
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Speaker 1: so crazy though, because it's like literally a video the

495
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Speaker 1: pairs just took called an iPhone. It's nothing more. It's amazing.

496
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:30,600
Speaker 1: It shows that you can make money off of anything

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Speaker 1: these days. That's like one of the first things that

498
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Speaker 1: ever went by roll. I feel like, yeah, that was

499
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Speaker 1: like one of the first videos on YouTube, I think, right, well,

500
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Speaker 1: and that's why I'm surprised that only one for seven

501
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Speaker 1: hundred and sixty thousand dollars. I feel like it would

502
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,480
Speaker 1: go for a couple of million because it's so iconic.

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Speaker 1: It's first of moral videos. Ever. Isn't it sad that

504
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:48,320
Speaker 1: that's iconic? Yeah? That is all the things that have

505
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 1: happened as far as entertainment goes, right, all the TV

506
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,200
Speaker 1: shows and movies that have been written, and people will

507
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 1: spend hours and hours working on all that stuff. And

508
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:06,159
Speaker 1: this is what people will remember when humanity has gone.

509
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:18,400
Speaker 1: Oh Johnny John, he didn't actually, you know what, I'm

510
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:22,040
Speaker 1: glad that's gonna be waiting. This is the i n N,

511
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:24,359
Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news,

512
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:26,800
Speaker 1: they report the news. For our next story of the day,

513
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:29,760
Speaker 1: we're sending on over the Alex Free was on location

514
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Speaker 1: in New York City, Vegas. I guess maybe pulling up.

515
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 1: But so Little nas X performed. Is that is New

516
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Speaker 1: York where SNL is cool? Yeah, yes, New York is alright.

517
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:44,880
Speaker 1: Little Masax performed on SNL over the weekend. Not sure

518
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Speaker 1: if you guys saw any of that video, yes I

519
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:54,920
Speaker 1: did not. Okay, Well, his pants his cross ripped. Oh yeah,

520
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 1: by accident, yeah, by accident, and he just was like

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Speaker 1: oh and he put his hand over his crotch and

522
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 1: it was like the last forty five seconds of him performing. So,

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00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 1: I mean, it wasn't that long, but that's my story.

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00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 1: Was the Little naxes Little naz X. I mean, there

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Speaker 1: wasn't a bulge and he was wearing some pretty tight pants.

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Speaker 1: Oh dear, he definitely is little Naza. Sorry about that,

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Speaker 1: Little Naz even little or no. So yeah, that's all

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Speaker 1: I have. Sending it back to you, all right. As

529
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:28,840
Speaker 1: soon as the i n N the Idiot News network

530
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:31,880
Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news, they report our

531
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 1: next period that they let send on over to English

532
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 1: evans currently in North Korea. Yeah. If I don't come back,

533
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 1: I'm dead, Okay, So the North Korean dictator Kim Jong

534
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 1: un has canceled something ridiculous. He decided to cancel mullets

535
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Speaker 1: and skinny jeans. I didn't think they were allowed in

536
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:55,960
Speaker 1: North Korea. No, that's specific haircuts. In North Korea, they

537
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Speaker 1: have those approved haircuts and they're basically all his haircut. Yeah. Yeah,

538
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:02,400
Speaker 1: But the funny thing is too he wants to get

539
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:05,000
Speaker 1: rid of skinny jeans and mullets too, like because he

540
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:08,280
Speaker 1: doesn't want the kids of North Korea to end up

541
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Speaker 1: being American in their behavior, because he thinks that he

542
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 1: might lose his power. Yeah, it's kind of a weird situation. Okay,

543
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:19,000
Speaker 1: So that's how they're gonna do it by skinny jeans.

544
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:20,840
Speaker 1: So I'm just like imagining like wherever they get a

545
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 1: haircut in North Korea. I don't even think they have

546
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:27,680
Speaker 1: like salons, but they just have like a like pictures

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00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:30,600
Speaker 1: of the haircut wall, Like, Okay, which one do you want?

548
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 1: Number twelve? Yeah, it's so weird. Yeah, do you want

549
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 1: the Kim Jong un hair on Monday or Tuesday, on

550
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:41,240
Speaker 1: the week or Wednesday. It's just based on the different

551
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:42,720
Speaker 1: days of the week, how his hair looks like you

552
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 1: I have wanted a picture, We'll cut it for you.

553
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:48,280
Speaker 1: What's skinny jeans and mullets? That is very American though,

554
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,520
Speaker 1: if you think about it. Oh so, it's like Joe Exotic,

555
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:53,640
Speaker 1: got it kind of? That's it. He's canceling Joe Exotic.

556
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,640
Speaker 1: He doesn't want any of us people looking like Joe

557
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:58,160
Speaker 1: Exotic because he thinks it's gonna make North Korea to America.

558
00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:01,720
Speaker 1: Too many tigers. It's perfect sense. You're about to lose

559
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 1: your job, lady, And that means the I n N.

560
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:06,040
Speaker 1: Let's come to an inn for the day. Oh worry,

561
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:11,320
Speaker 1: we'll do it again the same time. Lose yo job.

562
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:18,760
Speaker 1: You're about to lose yo job. About to lose yo jobs? Remember?

563
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:21,200
Speaker 1: Oh nothing? And that was the i n N, the

564
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,640
Speaker 1: idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news,

565
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:26,560
Speaker 1: they report the news. Tune in tomorrow, same time for

566
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:32,400
Speaker 1: another hardy, hard hitting report from the I n N News.

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Speaker 1: Did you Bill Show Mornings? That's one? Hello, Hi, this

568
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:46,080
Speaker 1: is Pete Eakins calling from bank. I was looking for Mary. Yes,

569
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:50,040
Speaker 1: this is Mary. Hi Mary, how are you? I'm calling

570
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Speaker 1: today because there's some charges on your account. I needed

571
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 1: to go over if you have a moment. Uh, yeah,

572
00:31:56,160 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 1: it's something going on. What's what's wrong? Oh? I was

573
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 1: just there's just some charges that I was kind of

574
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:06,040
Speaker 1: concerned about on your account, and so I wanted to

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00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 1: kind of verify those and make sure those are your charges. Sure, yeah,

576
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 1: I mean does it look like somebody stole my card?

577
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 1: Is everything? Okay? Well, I guess that's what I was

578
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 1: trying to find out. So there's just a few charges.

579
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:28,480
Speaker 1: I noticed a daily charge for coffee. Is that yours? Yeah? Yeah,

580
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 1: I go to every day, yes, m every day. I

581
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 1: mean is it a large charge? Um? Well, I mean

582
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:37,920
Speaker 1: it seems like a standard. I just wanted to see

583
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 1: if that was, in fact you that was going to

584
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 1: buy coffee every single day. Yeah, okay, not very financially

585
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 1: wise decision. I don't think. Is my account overdrawn or something? No,

586
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:57,200
Speaker 1: everything is fine with your account. It looks like there

587
00:32:57,280 --> 00:33:00,120
Speaker 1: was also recent purchases at a mall. Have you been

588
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:05,680
Speaker 1: shopping recently? Yeah? I went shopping the other day. Why okay? Well,

589
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 1: I just noticed a few charges on there along with

590
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:10,200
Speaker 1: a daily coffee charge that looked like you might have

591
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:14,240
Speaker 1: done some done some shopping yesterday. And was that necessary shopping?

592
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:16,720
Speaker 1: Was it something that you absolutely needed or could you

593
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 1: have gone without spending that money. I don't really think

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00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:23,880
Speaker 1: I have to explain that to you. Well, okay, I am.

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00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:26,720
Speaker 1: I am with the bank, and I'm just, you know,

596
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:28,920
Speaker 1: try to go over these charges to maybe help you out.

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00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 1: I don't know if you realize how this stuff adds up.

598
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:35,080
Speaker 1: I mean, coffee every single day, shopping whenever you feel

599
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 1: like it. I mean, you're not exactly a Kardashian, are you. Wow? Wow,

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Speaker 1: Really you're being a little judgmental. Oh, I don't think

601
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Speaker 1: I'm being judgmental at all. I'm just calling to help

602
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 1: you out a little bit with your financial situation. Well,

603
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:56,480
Speaker 1: I didn't ask for this call. I didn't ask for

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Speaker 1: a financial planner. I'm just fine with my finances and

605
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 1: very fiscally responsible. Hey, all right, I know, are you

606
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 1: going to be fine when you're on the street? Are

607
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 1: you kidding me? Well? No, I believe it's a valid question.

608
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:13,720
Speaker 1: I just asked if you were going to be fine,

609
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:15,279
Speaker 1: you know, when you're on the streets and you they

610
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 1: don't give out free to the homeless. Oh oh my god,

611
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:22,440
Speaker 1: shut shut the up. Shut the up. You're you're going

612
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:24,879
Speaker 1: to be the one laughing when I call your your

613
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 1: supervisor or somebody there at that stupid bank, and have

614
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:30,520
Speaker 1: you fired. We'll see who's going to be homeless. Then

615
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:37,600
Speaker 1: what what? What? What's that? You think? You're so smug?

616
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:41,319
Speaker 1: Like you think? Who do you think you are? What

617
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:45,239
Speaker 1: you're you're such a journ Well that is true. I'm

618
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 1: also not from the bank, So there's that. M h

619
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Speaker 1: what do you mean you're not from the bank? Who?

620
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 1: Who the hell are you? Oh? This is actually a

621
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:55,400
Speaker 1: jewel from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you.

622
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Speaker 1: M Oh my go, oh my god, are you kidding me? Oh?

623
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Speaker 1: Your sister Jenna set you up. Oh my god. She

624
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:11,399
Speaker 1: told me to get coffee every day and recently went

625
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 1: shopping and just wanted me to give you about it. So,

626
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 1: oh my god. I was about ready to switch bank

627
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:21,080
Speaker 1: first there, Well I wouldn't switch banks. Sounds like they

628
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 1: have some very wise financial people there, Yeah, and some

629
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:29,600
Speaker 1: really nosy ones that thought into your business. Wake up

630
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:32,759
Speaker 1: every morning with jubil phone pranks, we say mornings on

631
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:39,120
Speaker 1: the twenties The Jewbil Show on demand, It's time four

632
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:41,719
Speaker 1: of the Roses only on The Jewbil Show. If you've

633
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:45,279
Speaker 1: ever been around a cat and heat before, it's disturbing.

634
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:49,239
Speaker 1: It is, okay, they make all these weird noises, yea,

635
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:54,239
Speaker 1: at all hours of the night. They rubbed themselves on everything.

636
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:56,440
Speaker 1: And because I used to have a cat, I know

637
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,959
Speaker 1: even look at you like you'd be willing to cross

638
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,319
Speaker 1: species lines, like what's that, big boy? I'm in the

639
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:03,959
Speaker 1: lining room right now, You're like, dude, you're a cat.

640
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:06,759
Speaker 1: Like whatever, I'm in heat. They are disgusting when they're

641
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:09,719
Speaker 1: in It is weird. It is super weird. And it

642
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:11,879
Speaker 1: was very weird as a cat owner. But apparently Miley,

643
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:13,239
Speaker 1: who's on the phone for a war the Rose to

644
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 1: Catch a Cheater right now, thinks that her husband Marcus

645
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:19,360
Speaker 1: might be cheating with a cat. What or did I

646
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:22,880
Speaker 1: read your email wrong? Miley? Okay, you definitely read my

647
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:25,600
Speaker 1: email wrong. All right, well, thank god, good. Yeah, I

648
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:29,239
Speaker 1: guess that's that's better. Actually, So tell us why you

649
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:32,279
Speaker 1: think your husband is cheating on you. So the other

650
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 1: day we were getting ready for work and I noticed

651
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:38,040
Speaker 1: some scratches on his back. Oh, oh, that's all right.

652
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:42,240
Speaker 1: And they weren't your scratches, no one. They definitely weren't

653
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 1: my scratches. Were they his scratches? Yeah? I asked him

654
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:49,719
Speaker 1: about it, but his excuse um didn't really make me

655
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 1: feel much better. He said it was from his friend's

656
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:55,000
Speaker 1: cat that he just got when he was saying out

657
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:59,399
Speaker 1: his house on his back. Come on, so he how

658
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:01,759
Speaker 1: does that work? He said, it was from his friend's cat. Like,

659
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 1: your friend's cat came over to your house. Yeah, he

660
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:05,960
Speaker 1: got him on the back in the middle of the

661
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:09,200
Speaker 1: night a house. Well no, I mean, he said he

662
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:11,600
Speaker 1: was hanging out with his friend the other day. But

663
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 1: what really didn't make much sense to me is his

664
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:16,840
Speaker 1: friend has mentioned before that he was allergic to cats.

665
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 1: So for me, that just doesn't add up. Okay, well,

666
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:21,960
Speaker 1: and he's a full proof wight to find out if

667
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:23,759
Speaker 1: it does add up. Does you a friend? Does his

668
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,480
Speaker 1: friend have a cat? Well, he said it was a

669
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:30,040
Speaker 1: new cat. I've never seen it. That is weird. So

670
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 1: he has scratches on his back and he blames it

671
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:35,160
Speaker 1: on his friend. Does he hang out with his dude

672
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:38,080
Speaker 1: all the time. Yeah, they hang out together all the time,

673
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,160
Speaker 1: their best friend. Okay, so he hangs out with the

674
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:43,440
Speaker 1: dude all the time, and he blames it on him

675
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 1: suddenly getting a cat and that's why I scratched on

676
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 1: his back and You've never known this dude to have

677
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:51,640
Speaker 1: a cat at all. No, has there been anything else

678
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:53,480
Speaker 1: that he's done that you think he might be cheating?

679
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:57,520
Speaker 1: So yeah, the other day I was checking the mail

680
00:37:57,560 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 1: and his credit card statement came in, so I was

681
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:01,719
Speaker 1: getting a little suspicious, so I just opened it up

682
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:03,960
Speaker 1: just to check, and there was a purchase of a

683
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:07,919
Speaker 1: cat on there. Did he purchased a cat? Nope? There

684
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:10,920
Speaker 1: was a charge from a hotel that was down a

685
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:13,719
Speaker 1: couple of xits away. Okay, Well, any good cheatter would

686
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 1: know that they're billing needs you paperless? Yeah for sure,

687
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:20,480
Speaker 1: I like always no does know how to cheat, which

688
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:27,360
Speaker 1: well's not nervous. Um um dang it um. So you

689
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:30,600
Speaker 1: said there was a charge from a hotel for like

690
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:32,439
Speaker 1: a room or was it like a couple of bucks

691
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 1: like he stopped. I don't know why you'd stopped at

692
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:36,920
Speaker 1: a hotel to get a soda or something, but I

693
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:38,800
Speaker 1: mean you could no, it was like around one hundred

694
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,919
Speaker 1: and fifty Okay, And you said that the hotel chain,

695
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 1: like there's a hotel buy you guys. Yeah, it's about

696
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:49,960
Speaker 1: four exits away off the highway. Okay, I mean that's

697
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:51,759
Speaker 1: weird unless you went to a hotel. He went to

698
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:54,399
Speaker 1: that hotel with him? Like, did it have a date

699
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:56,719
Speaker 1: on there or did you ask him about it? I

700
00:38:56,760 --> 00:39:00,520
Speaker 1: haven't asked him about it yet. Okay, Well, how about this,

701
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:03,120
Speaker 1: we'll see if we can find out if he's cheating.

702
00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 1: We'll call him from that hotel. What's what's the name

703
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:10,759
Speaker 1: of the hotel? Chaine? Okay, we'll call him from there,

704
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:12,840
Speaker 1: and I'll just make up. We know he paid with

705
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:14,919
Speaker 1: a credit card, right, we know that there's a charge

706
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 1: that on there. I'll just say that we had a

707
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:22,280
Speaker 1: breach with our credit card system and it was hacked,

708
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:25,359
Speaker 1: and he to be more compromised, because you know, when

709
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 1: that happens, they have to let you know no matter what. Yeah,

710
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:28,760
Speaker 1: And I'll be like, you know, there's nothing to worry about,

711
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:30,640
Speaker 1: but you know, just to let you know it did happen,

712
00:39:30,719 --> 00:39:33,280
Speaker 1: and then maybe offer him flowers to send to somebody

713
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:35,719
Speaker 1: as a I'm sorry, and see if he sends him

714
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:38,719
Speaker 1: to you or to someone else. All right, So I'm good,

715
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:42,239
Speaker 1: We'll not good? All right, Well we'll do that. Next,

716
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,439
Speaker 1: we'll play a song come back, and then we'll find

717
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:46,440
Speaker 1: out if he is cheating on you or if his

718
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:50,399
Speaker 1: buddy got a new cap. Sounds like the first All right,

719
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 1: I don't want to be rude here, but is your

720
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:59,800
Speaker 1: husband a smart man? No? Not really. All there's not

721
00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:02,480
Speaker 1: a rip, you know, like he could be great in

722
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:04,719
Speaker 1: all other departments. But he said that you think he's

723
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:06,719
Speaker 1: cheating on you because of some scratches that were on

724
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:09,440
Speaker 1: his back, and when you asked him about them, he

725
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:11,600
Speaker 1: blamed it on his friend that he spends a lot

726
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 1: of time with getting a new cat, which sounds weird

727
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:17,000
Speaker 1: because that dude has never had a cat before and

728
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:19,680
Speaker 1: just seems convenient. And then he had a charge on

729
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 1: his credit card from a hotel a few eggits away

730
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 1: on the freeway. I mean, if you're trying to cheat,

731
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:27,160
Speaker 1: that's a really easy way to get caught. Yeah. I

732
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 1: mean I already knew it wasn't the brightest, But if

733
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:34,840
Speaker 1: he was actually cheating on me and this was his excuse,

734
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:39,080
Speaker 1: then he's clearly an idiou. Yeah, yeah, for sure. All right, Well,

735
00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:40,759
Speaker 1: I'm going to pretend to be from the hotel because

736
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:42,240
Speaker 1: we know that there was that charge on his credit

737
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:45,680
Speaker 1: card and say that our system was compromised and some

738
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:47,840
Speaker 1: credit card numbers were taken. His wasn't. But we have

739
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:50,120
Speaker 1: to let him know anyway, and to apologize. We're gonna

740
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:52,279
Speaker 1: send some flowers to someone's specialist life. See what name

741
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 1: he gives us. Yes, is there any way that you

742
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:58,880
Speaker 1: could maybe include a cat somehow? I could. Yeah, I couldn't.

743
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:00,719
Speaker 1: I'll see if I can do that. Thank you. All right,

744
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:22,560
Speaker 1: let's I'm up to the challenge. All right, here we go. Hello. Hi,

745
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:25,440
Speaker 1: my name is Job and I'm calling from the I

746
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:32,399
Speaker 1: was looking for Marcus. Yeah, this is hi Marcus. How

747
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:34,879
Speaker 1: you doing. Um? I hope you have a few moments

748
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:38,840
Speaker 1: to speak with me. I need to inform you about something. Um. Okay,

749
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:44,200
Speaker 1: our records have that you recently stayed at our hotel. Yes,

750
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:48,440
Speaker 1: we have to call everybody that stayed on our premises.

751
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:51,440
Speaker 1: I have to let them know that our credit card

752
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:55,160
Speaker 1: system was breached and there were some credit card numbers

753
00:41:55,160 --> 00:42:00,800
Speaker 1: that were compromised. No, before you freak out, your information

754
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 1: was not one of the ones that was stolen. But

755
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:06,640
Speaker 1: I have to call everybody who stayed here and let

756
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:09,200
Speaker 1: them know that it did happen legally. So I'm just

757
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:12,919
Speaker 1: letting you know that that happened. All right, Well, thank you, Benny.

758
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:17,200
Speaker 1: Anyway to apologize for even having to make this phone call.

759
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:21,120
Speaker 1: We would like to offer you a little gift, a

760
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:24,359
Speaker 1: free night stay whenever you might want it, and um,

761
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:26,719
Speaker 1: some flowers to send to somebody special in your life

762
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 1: if you'd like them. Oh, okay, that's that's cool. I guess, um,

763
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:35,440
Speaker 1: would you like to send some flowers to anybody? You

764
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 1: know what? No? I can't. Yeah, no, I'm good, thank you.

765
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:43,200
Speaker 1: Oh no you can though it's free. No, no, no,

766
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:47,080
Speaker 1: I'm not interested. All right? Oh hey, um, before you go,

767
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:49,960
Speaker 1: I do have to ask you and a couple other

768
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 1: things if you don't mind, just legal obligations. Yeah, well

769
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 1: what is it? Um? Okay, So it's it's just about

770
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:02,319
Speaker 1: the whole credit card things. So I just need um

771
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:06,040
Speaker 1: one more thing from you. So you stayed here and

772
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:10,880
Speaker 1: did anybody with you buy anything on the premises at

773
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:16,879
Speaker 1: all other than yourself? Uh no, I don't think so. Okay,

774
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:21,799
Speaker 1: So but you did stay with someone else? Correct? Oh yeah,

775
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 1: is there any way that I could also get a

776
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:27,920
Speaker 1: hold of that person because I have to. Um, Like

777
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:29,160
Speaker 1: I said, it's the legal thing. I just have to

778
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:31,840
Speaker 1: let them know that there were some other people on

779
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 1: the premises. It was a whole thing with credit card scanners,

780
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:36,719
Speaker 1: and they might have had their card scanned. And I

781
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:38,680
Speaker 1: thought I had a name down on the registry, but

782
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:41,120
Speaker 1: I don't. Is there any way that I could get

783
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 1: a name from you of who you stayed with? Yeah?

784
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:49,759
Speaker 1: The name is Bobby Whitfield. Bobby Whitfield. And is there

785
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:51,719
Speaker 1: any way I could get a phone number? Are you

786
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:58,520
Speaker 1: kidding me? Really? What's what? What's going on? Oh? That

787
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 1: is your wife, remember, Miley? Yeah, that's not the name

788
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:07,920
Speaker 1: you said though, right, Yeah, I mean he said was

789
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:16,239
Speaker 1: actually his his friend's wife. Oh my god? Whoa? Yeah,

790
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:19,720
Speaker 1: I guess you were at his friend's house. Basically, Marcus,

791
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:22,360
Speaker 1: this is Jewel from the Jewel Show. This is Alex,

792
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 1: this is Evan. Yeah, so it's the entire Jewel Show.

793
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:27,439
Speaker 1: And your wife Miley on the phone because she thought

794
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:29,160
Speaker 1: you might be cheating on her. And it turns out

795
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:37,959
Speaker 1: that you were at a hotel recently with your friend's wife. Yeah. Um, yeah,

796
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:45,359
Speaker 1: heaby Molly you there? What do you think you're smart

797
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:50,080
Speaker 1: enough to figure that one out? Right? Listen? Uh? Maybe

798
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:54,600
Speaker 1: this was Um yeah, I can understand why you feel

799
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:58,759
Speaker 1: awkward right now? Yeah, Marcus, so not only are you

800
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:01,719
Speaker 1: cheating on your wife, you're all so I can't figure

801
00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:04,000
Speaker 1: out how to explain it. Stabbing his friend in the

802
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:10,640
Speaker 1: back too, yeah, and his wife in the front. That

803
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:14,800
Speaker 1: was a double wammy. This is only this only happened

804
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:17,400
Speaker 1: one time. I don't even know what the hell I

805
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:22,000
Speaker 1: was thinking. So you're admitting it. Well, we were just

806
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 1: hanging out. We were just we were just hanging out

807
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 1: for a second, and then in a hotel room. What

808
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 1: were the scratches on your back from? And don't try

809
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 1: to hit me with her fingernails or her tone nails.

810
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:41,920
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, listen, I'm sorry. I uh, where are

811
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:45,319
Speaker 1: you right now? Can we talk really quick? But you guys,

812
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:47,560
Speaker 1: are you perfect opportunity to talk right now and you're

813
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:50,319
Speaker 1: on the phone. We didn't mind. Yeah, we're good. We

814
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:58,440
Speaker 1: can hang out. Yeah, I don't want to thee. I

815
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:01,320
Speaker 1: can we just meet? Can we just meet up really quick?

816
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:03,880
Speaker 1: Just meet me like a park really quick and we

817
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 1: could talk. Maybe you could bet that hotel. He's really

818
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:08,680
Speaker 1: good at meeting up really quick. Yeah, you're good at

819
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:14,320
Speaker 1: meeting up. Just say what you have to say. Maybe,

820
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 1: I'm I'm sorry, but what what happened only happened once,

821
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:24,880
Speaker 1: and it was just like an accident. I didn't mean

822
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:30,400
Speaker 1: to an accident. You slipped and fell into a hotel

823
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:35,400
Speaker 1: room with your friend's wife and use your credit card. Yeah, okay,

824
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:39,359
Speaker 1: all right, guys, please I just maybe can we just

825
00:46:40,239 --> 00:46:41,719
Speaker 1: can you just call me up? I can we talk

826
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:46,480
Speaker 1: about this party? Please? No, I'm good. I'll just call

827
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:48,080
Speaker 1: your friend. We need to. I need to let him

828
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:50,000
Speaker 1: know what's going on. Now, you can go ahead and

829
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,480
Speaker 1: stay at Bobby's house. I'm going to go talk to Keith.

830
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:58,840
Speaker 1: Who's Keith. That's that's her husband. Stay at her house,

831
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:01,239
Speaker 1: at her house, except I'm gonna tell her husband that

832
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:04,120
Speaker 1: you've been cheating. I should go, well, yeah, I should,

833
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:08,200
Speaker 1: all right, Marcus, Well, good luck to you finding a

834
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:10,760
Speaker 1: place to sleep tonight. All right, yeah, all right bye,

835
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 1: it's like, okay, but you guys later. Thanks Chipper Miley,

836
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:17,279
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry you had to find that out. That

837
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Speaker 1: it's terrible, fatter late than ever. Yeah, it was like

838
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:28,880
Speaker 1: a total a hole. Yeah yeah, yeah, well trust your

839
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 1: gun next time. I mean, this time it was obviously true.

840
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:34,680
Speaker 1: So you'll find somebody that won't cheat on you, that'll

841
00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:36,600
Speaker 1: tree you good. You'll be happy with Yes, you will.

842
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:38,359
Speaker 1: And maybe they have a cat who knows or not?

843
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:42,759
Speaker 1: All right, well, good luck, okay, all right, thank you.

844
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:47,000
Speaker 1: The Jewel Shows were of the roses. The Jewel Show

845
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 1: on demand, everybody, what it is time? My name is

846
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:55,319
Speaker 1: Henry Kimba Bug, and it's time to beats a Britt. Yeah, yeah,

847
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 1: we've been good. Now. It's the only American game show

848
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 1: that has a British guy answering trivia questions that starts

849
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:14,360
Speaker 1: off with a weird German dance intro. I really regret

850
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:16,279
Speaker 1: me and on the phone right now to beat the

851
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:19,719
Speaker 1: brit is Jesse. Jesse. What's up many, Jesse? Are you

852
00:48:19,719 --> 00:48:23,000
Speaker 1: ready to see if you can beat Zee Britt? I

853
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:29,359
Speaker 1: am ready, Jesse? What do you think of my intellect? Um? Ok? Yeah,

854
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:33,040
Speaker 1: well I think he thinks that you're pretty good, but

855
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 1: you lose a lot. All right, let's beat the bird.

856
00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 1: English Evan is leaving the studio and the door is closed.

857
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:39,720
Speaker 1: English Evan is in the other studio. Jesse. The game's

858
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 1: played like this. You have thirty seconds to answer as

859
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:43,759
Speaker 1: many questions as possible. If you don't know one, Jesse

860
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:45,719
Speaker 1: passed and you have to beat English Evan outright to win.

861
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:51,319
Speaker 1: Are you ready? Yeah? Okay, here we go, Jesse. Your

862
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 1: time all starts now. What is it called when a

863
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:58,839
Speaker 1: person gets their eyebrows filled in with permanent makeup? Uh?

864
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:02,480
Speaker 1: Permanent chest? In Idaho? What age are you allowed to

865
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 1: get a tattooed with your parents? Consent? Seventeen. During the

866
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:08,640
Speaker 1: seventeenth century, Isaac Newton discovered color? Which color was the

867
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:12,440
Speaker 1: first to be seen on earth? Blue? What is a

868
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:17,160
Speaker 1: waning gibbus? That the top two highest grossing animated films

869
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:19,640
Speaker 1: of all time we're released in twenty nineteen, and both

870
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:22,200
Speaker 1: happens to be sequels to name one of them. You

871
00:49:22,239 --> 00:49:24,279
Speaker 1: can still have a tar all right? You got that

872
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:27,359
Speaker 1: in on time, and your time is up, Jesse. How'd

873
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:29,120
Speaker 1: you feel about that? We're gonna bring you a seven

874
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:31,879
Speaker 1: back in the studio. Not too good? Not too good?

875
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:35,080
Speaker 1: All right? It's okay, Well, Jesse, now's the time to

876
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:37,239
Speaker 1: give us a little bit of you. Give us some

877
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:39,359
Speaker 1: of you, Jesse. You have an interesting tidbit about your

878
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:40,759
Speaker 1: life that you'd like to share with the audience so

879
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:44,640
Speaker 1: they can root for you. I've actually met Jubil before.

880
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:47,680
Speaker 1: Oh you have? I'm sorry. Yeah, I was in his

881
00:49:47,719 --> 00:49:50,840
Speaker 1: whole family and you as well. I ant server at

882
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:56,160
Speaker 1: his cousin's birthday party. Oh that's right cool. Yeah, sorry

883
00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:58,000
Speaker 1: about being a down or two because a lot of

884
00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,799
Speaker 1: people when they meet me, they expect that I'm going

885
00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 1: to are you like wacky, like freaking out, and that

886
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:05,239
Speaker 1: is there. I'm so mellow. My heart barely beats most

887
00:50:05,239 --> 00:50:07,000
Speaker 1: of the time. So when people meet me in person,

888
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:12,960
Speaker 1: they're like, wow, that guy big let down. See exactly

889
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:16,799
Speaker 1: all right, Jesse the British Man is back in studio. Oh,

890
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 1: that's so cute. He's going to attempt to answer questions

891
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 1: and see how he does. And we'll see if you

892
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:25,640
Speaker 1: can beat the Zebritt. Here we go English Heaven, Your

893
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:28,920
Speaker 1: time starts. What is it called when a person gets

894
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:33,000
Speaker 1: their eyebrows feld in with permanent makeup tattooing in Idaho?

895
00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:34,600
Speaker 1: What age are you allowed to get a tattooed with

896
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 1: your parents? Consent? Sixteen. During the seventeenth century, Isaac Newton

897
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:40,160
Speaker 1: discovered color. Which color was the first to be seen

898
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:43,279
Speaker 1: on Earth? Red? What is a waning gibbus? Don't know?

899
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:46,839
Speaker 1: We'll talk to highest grossing animated films of all time.

900
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:49,120
Speaker 1: We're released in twenty nineteen and both happens to be

901
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:51,399
Speaker 1: a sequel Name on one of them frozen. How many

902
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:53,520
Speaker 1: inches does your hair have to be to donate it

903
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:58,600
Speaker 1: to Locks of Love? Eight? All right up, English, hen

904
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:01,640
Speaker 1: that was an exciting round. My waxing give us is

905
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:04,399
Speaker 1: feeling pretty good about it. Let's see how you guys

906
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:07,600
Speaker 1: did and send it on over to the scoreboarding. Oh,

907
00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:13,640
Speaker 1: my waning give us needs wax. Let's send our over

908
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:18,360
Speaker 1: to our scoreboard. Our executive user Bradsley Nolan. Um, really

909
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:22,840
Speaker 1: I don't okay? All right, Jesse, you got zero correct Jesse.

910
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:26,640
Speaker 1: But Evan, if I have to grade pretty hard, I

911
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:30,000
Speaker 1: think you probably got zero correct as well. Wait hold on,

912
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:33,759
Speaker 1: really yeah yeah, not even one? Zero to zero tie

913
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 1: one people yelling in their cars right now. Well we're

914
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:43,759
Speaker 1: not that hard. Tie technically goes to the house. So

915
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 1: English Evan does win right now, But remember he can

916
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:50,080
Speaker 1: always screw up and piss Alex off and negative negative

917
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:51,880
Speaker 1: points and then you win, Jesse, So so you know

918
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:54,279
Speaker 1: you've probably won, so I hope is not lost. Let's

919
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:56,040
Speaker 1: go over the answers. All right, what does it call

920
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:59,919
Speaker 1: when a person gets her eyebrows filled in with permanent makeup? Microbleeding? Yeah? Never?

921
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:02,920
Speaker 1: In Idaho? What age are you allowed to get a

922
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:07,600
Speaker 1: tattoo with your parents Consent fourteen. During the seventeenth century,

923
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:09,200
Speaker 1: I was like new and discovered color. Which color was

924
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:11,440
Speaker 1: the first to be seen in earth? Pink? That's weird.

925
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:14,520
Speaker 1: It was in the Sahara Desert. What is a waning

926
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:22,279
Speaker 1: gibbus a moon phase? What's a laxing gibbosa? The top

927
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:24,680
Speaker 1: two highest grossing animated films of all time or releasing

928
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:26,759
Speaker 1: tales of nineteen and both happened to be sequels. Name

929
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:29,640
Speaker 1: one of them, The Lion King two and Frozen two.

930
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:33,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, two different movies and they were I

931
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:36,000
Speaker 1: said animated. He said Avatar, which is the highest grossing

932
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:37,920
Speaker 1: film of all time. So I know why you said that.

933
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:39,440
Speaker 1: He should get a half a point for that, I

934
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:41,960
Speaker 1: think so. The last question that I have is how

935
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:43,520
Speaker 1: many inches does your hair have to beat at donate

936
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:46,080
Speaker 1: to Locks of Love? Ten inches? Oh? Are so close

937
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:51,799
Speaker 1: us at eight? So yeah, Jesse, you want zero? Jesse.

938
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,400
Speaker 1: It's amazing you pulled out a victory. It's terrible, but

939
00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:56,799
Speaker 1: that's okay, Jesse. Kay. Jesse called back in another time

940
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:59,799
Speaker 1: and check in, and before being the brute, I'm gonna

941
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:01,520
Speaker 1: send you a Jewils show sticker or a few or

942
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:03,080
Speaker 1: some swag. So hang on the line. I'll get rumfo.

943
00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:07,279
Speaker 1: Oh isn't that nice? Jesse yep, Jesse, congratulations. Yeah you

944
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:09,640
Speaker 1: did it, you did the impossible and you beat the

945
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:15,799
Speaker 1: brit yep, all right, we'll send you show sticker. Thank

946
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:17,560
Speaker 1: you for playing. And we play Beat the brit every

947
00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:20,080
Speaker 1: single Tuesday and Thursday at this time. So join us

948
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:24,120
Speaker 1: next time we beat ze Britt The Jubils Show on

949
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:29,400
Speaker 1: demand Jubils Dirty Little Secret on the New Hits of

950
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:31,879
Speaker 1: one oh six point one on the phone right now,

951
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:36,760
Speaker 1: literally one of the biggest things in Hollywood. Really yeah,

952
00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:38,399
Speaker 1: one of the biggest things in Hollywood. On the phone

953
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:40,440
Speaker 1: right now. It's time for your dirty little secret. Remember,

954
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:42,080
Speaker 1: if you have a dirty little secret, you can tell

955
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:44,480
Speaker 1: us anything. Just text in at four one oh six

956
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:46,320
Speaker 1: one and let us know you got a dirty secret.

957
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:48,719
Speaker 1: Be like, hey man, dirty secret. We'll be like hey man,

958
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:51,520
Speaker 1: you tell it. And also we will never ask what

959
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:54,040
Speaker 1: your name is. That's why you can remain anonymous. That's

960
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:55,719
Speaker 1: why you can say whatever you want because nobody will

961
00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:57,279
Speaker 1: know who you are. So everybody gets a fake name

962
00:53:57,520 --> 00:53:59,160
Speaker 1: and on the phone right now to tell us a

963
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:06,560
Speaker 1: dirty little secret Kylie Jenner's lips literally the biggest thing Inywood. Yeah,

964
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:11,000
Speaker 1: I guess you're right. Yeahs up, I guess one of

965
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:15,640
Speaker 1: the three Wed Wisdom two things. What's up Kylie Jenner's lips? Hey,

966
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:19,520
Speaker 1: first of all, loves the nickname, thank you, super pleased

967
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:26,040
Speaker 1: with it. Yeah. So my dirty little secret is one

968
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:31,279
Speaker 1: of my professors my school. Um, he has this old dog,

969
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:34,520
Speaker 1: and you know, he just loves to take the dog everywhere, like, well,

970
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:37,160
Speaker 1: bring him to class all the time, no big deal.

971
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:40,719
Speaker 1: He literally just like lays in his spot all day

972
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:46,439
Speaker 1: with my professor. Um, he's just super chill dog, you know. Yeah,

973
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:48,960
Speaker 1: I picture that, like, you know, the professor's doing his

974
00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:52,960
Speaker 1: thing and he's got gray hair like the dog, just

975
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:54,440
Speaker 1: like the dog. Yeah, and the dog just kind of

976
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:56,479
Speaker 1: lays there. They're both kind of wearing glasses. I feel

977
00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:58,680
Speaker 1: like the dogs glasses too. That's yeah. I could totally

978
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:00,320
Speaker 1: picture the dog just next to the de ask on,

979
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:03,080
Speaker 1: like just laying there, just chilling reading a book. Yeah,

980
00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:07,200
Speaker 1: the most college thing ever with him the same age.

981
00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:12,279
Speaker 1: You know, he's got a dog that hangs out. Yeah.

982
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:17,239
Speaker 1: So you know, um, for one of my last classes, um,

983
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:21,480
Speaker 1: there in his class, I decided to play a little

984
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:25,799
Speaker 1: prank on the dog, which I know sounds crueler than

985
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:33,840
Speaker 1: it actually was. Well, it depends. So I got a

986
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:39,760
Speaker 1: laser pointer and during class I started kind of shining

987
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:43,120
Speaker 1: it at the dog, but just very discreetly, just to

988
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:44,960
Speaker 1: try to kind of rile the dog up, you know,

989
00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:51,360
Speaker 1: and you know, yeah, for sure started getting up. He

990
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:55,240
Speaker 1: was barking, going in circles trying to change that, and

991
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:57,720
Speaker 1: when the professor would look up, I would obviously stop,

992
00:55:57,880 --> 00:56:00,920
Speaker 1: but um, he had no idea. Yeah, and then you

993
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:04,239
Speaker 1: know how, and then the professor was just like what

994
00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:07,560
Speaker 1: is going on, Like, oh my gosh, my dog is

995
00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:14,120
Speaker 1: going seamile, I don't know what's happening, like nuts, He

996
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:16,400
Speaker 1: was like trying to eat it, you know, so it

997
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:18,799
Speaker 1: looks like he was eating nothing in the air, you

998
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:22,600
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Think the dog is going crazy

999
00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:26,040
Speaker 1: because it's an whole dog exactly. So you would just

1000
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:28,279
Speaker 1: like shine it on the floors to get embarking and

1001
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:30,719
Speaker 1: like up and like to interrupt the class or what

1002
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:35,280
Speaker 1: just okay exactly, Like that's actually all dogs and cats

1003
00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:40,839
Speaker 1: go crazy when they set that. Seeing this dog like

1004
00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:44,920
Speaker 1: really move to walk from one place to the next,

1005
00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:49,160
Speaker 1: and then plot back down. So what the heck? Yeah

1006
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:51,200
Speaker 1: you doing So the rest of the class were in

1007
00:56:51,239 --> 00:56:54,480
Speaker 1: on the joke as well. Um yeah no. Originally the

1008
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:57,640
Speaker 1: class had no idea, but after a while they caught

1009
00:56:57,680 --> 00:57:01,320
Speaker 1: on um and then you know, nobody was mad. Everybody

1010
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:03,719
Speaker 1: kind of liked it because it was wasting class time.

1011
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:08,120
Speaker 1: Like a show. Want you to bring in the laser

1012
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:10,439
Speaker 1: point of every day a picture your professor just trying

1013
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:12,960
Speaker 1: to calm down the dog, like, not knowing what's going on.

1014
00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:14,960
Speaker 1: You guys are just watching the dog run back and

1015
00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:20,680
Speaker 1: forth all excited. You just start doing it again. Yeah, yeah,

1016
00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:24,400
Speaker 1: that's what I kept happening. It was hilarious. It's amazing.

1017
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:28,360
Speaker 1: So did he ever find out? He never found out.

1018
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:32,240
Speaker 1: He's listening now I doubt he's listening. I don't think

1019
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:34,480
Speaker 1: your college professor who like brings his old dog to

1020
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:37,760
Speaker 1: class listens to the show. Yeah, not exactly. And then

1021
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:39,760
Speaker 1: he realizes that his dog isn't doing it anymore, and

1022
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:43,320
Speaker 1: it's like, huh, what happened to him that day? You

1023
00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:44,760
Speaker 1: might think about it for the rest of his life,

1024
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:46,840
Speaker 1: be like, I wonder what got into my dog that day?

1025
00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:52,160
Speaker 1: It was so weird that professor he can figure it out. Well,

1026
00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:54,280
Speaker 1: thank you for telling us you dirt a little secret?

1027
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:59,680
Speaker 1: Yeah for sure. What's your dirty little secret? Did you

1028
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:03,880
Speaker 1: show on demand online and insult us all you want,

1029
00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:05,440
Speaker 1: because that's what people like to do sometimes. At the

1030
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:07,320
Speaker 1: Jewels Show, you can follow each of us individually. I

1031
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:10,160
Speaker 1: met Jewel Fresh, I met Evan on the radio. Wait

1032
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:18,919
Speaker 1: what boom? I'm at Evan on the radio, the real one.

1033
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,080
Speaker 1: And we never like to break the news to you,

1034
00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:24,640
Speaker 1: so we'll just let America's favorite family do it for

1035
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:28,040
Speaker 1: us because it's hard. It's just hard to think about

1036
00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:34,800
Speaker 1: the hand it is. It's been the most amazing chapter

1037
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:37,560
Speaker 1: of my life. It has. And we'll see you later.

1038
00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:38,720
Speaker 1: By It's a Jewel Show.