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Speaker 1: everybody's that time stile with a strawberry letter my good friend,

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Speaker 1: Shirley Strawberry, thank you, junior. Subject my love life took

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Speaker 1: an early and ugly turn. Dear Stephen, Shirley, I have

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Speaker 1: for most of my life, and I finally figured out why.

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Speaker 1: I am a twenty eight year old man, never married,

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Speaker 1: my job. My problem is that I'm a arting to

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Speaker 1: When I meet women, I feel like I should tell

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Speaker 1: the guys on the show for accepting that they're not handsome,

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Speaker 1: I am ready to date online and I need a

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Speaker 1: hasn't worked at all. I am in shape, but I

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Speaker 1: her profile and the picture she posted did not look

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Speaker 1: I show up to meet the woman, she is disappointed.

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Speaker 1: I'm well groomed, I keep my hair cut, and I

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Speaker 1: This is hurting my self esteem to a degree. Do

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Speaker 1: to be something I'm not. I hope you can offer advice. Well,

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Speaker 1: There are plenty of men who are unattractive, who have

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Speaker 1: I mean, this is according to you. You have all

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Speaker 1: You have a leadership position at work. What's wrong with that?

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Speaker 1: You're well groomed. Women love that you're well dressed. We

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Speaker 1: And you said you're likable. Don't know, Okay, you know

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Speaker 1: what he put in the letter. As always, plenty of women,

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Speaker 1: don't sound like a confident guy. You don't sound confident.

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Speaker 1: trying to figure life out. Uh. You sure you checked

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Speaker 1: of all, brother, listen to me. I'm read I'm talking

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Speaker 1: get out of denial you've been saying on most of

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Speaker 1: get back into it right after this. You're listening Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, come on, let's recap

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Speaker 1: today's strawberry letters. Subject my love life can ugly turn?

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Speaker 1: Now me being an unattractive man. I have to tell

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Speaker 1: Figured out why here twenty eight year old man, never

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Speaker 1: I'm not hideous. Okay, let's stop right here because you

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Speaker 1: You've heard this before. You've heard it somewhere. You've heard

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Speaker 1: get ye. No, no, no, somebody said it to him.

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Speaker 1: Somebody said he's hideous. Still. Yeah, that's why he's trying

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Speaker 1: now listen to me, dog, you can still be Okay,

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Speaker 1: but I don't have the characteristics that attract women. You

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Speaker 1: way better than your ugly ass. When I meet women,

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Speaker 1: just to pique their entriest. Okay, that's good. Most dudes

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Speaker 1: do that anyway. I as soon that they know I'm

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Speaker 1: fix you watching your shoes. Ugly dudes got to dress

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Speaker 1: nice you can't be ugly and dress regular. You if

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Speaker 1: My mama told me nine, listen to me, You're not

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Speaker 1: That's right, So now what is your tea? As you

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Speaker 1: Timmy looked like a damn turner. I haven't seen that boyfriend.

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Speaker 1: hard time facing yourself. It's because your ass is ugly.

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Speaker 1: But you got to look your uplassing that man. Go man,

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Speaker 1: I'm strong, I'm good with I'm everything. A woman looking

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Speaker 1: manhood is a mental state. Ain't got nothing to do

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Speaker 1: but I'm a likable guy. I've been on one day

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Speaker 1: and you gotta act like they missing something. We gotta

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Speaker 1: part three of this Strawberry Letters subject my love life

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Speaker 1: Subject Yeah, Part four. They my love life took an

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Speaker 1: kill that's not that's not a cute. Only Chance is

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Speaker 1: Now let's stop this. Jay Z not cute. Let's stop.

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Speaker 1: comedians Jonathony Brown, George wass sending in a tank, Earthquake,

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Speaker 1: Mike is killed Mike. I'm not cute, Not Mike like

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Speaker 1: he is not Joe torre yea tor Oh Lord, stop

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Speaker 1: Morning shall coming up at tournay minutes after the hour.

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Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: Guys out of the Strawberry Letter. Today we were talking

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Speaker 1: about I'm just an unattractive guy. Then you got into

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Speaker 1: cute men. You're trying to make Kevin Kevin Hart, Kevin

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Speaker 1: That's y'all want to go to that? A bunch of

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