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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand Jewils Dirty Little Secret. Time

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Speaker 1: for your dirty little secret. If you have a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret to tell us, you can always email the

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Speaker 1: show on air at the Jewelshow dot com. And remember

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Speaker 1: you can tell us whatever you want, anything in the

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Speaker 1: dirty Little Secret. Because we don't even ask what your

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Speaker 1: name is. Everybody remains anonymous. So on the phone right

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Speaker 1: now to tell us a dirty little secret, no idea

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Speaker 1: what their name is. So I'll say a word, Alex

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Speaker 1: Freyash will say a word, and then English seven will

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Speaker 1: say a word and that will be the name of

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Speaker 1: the person on the phone. So on the phone right now,

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Speaker 1: is ducky fond your anus? Ducky fond yours? It's yournus, No,

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Speaker 1: it's your anus either way. So what are we talking about?

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Speaker 1: Your butt? You're in the fund? Is yeah, duck Yeah? Meaningful, beautiful.

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Speaker 1: So I've got my dirty little secret to tell you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I go for it. This is awkward. I don't know

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Speaker 1: why it's awkward, right, I think you guys did this.

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Speaker 1: Who made this awkward? Evan, I'm gonna say the fond

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Speaker 1: made it awkward. I don't even care about your dirty

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Speaker 1: little all right, what's your what's your dirty little secret. Alright,

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Speaker 1: So I love to do pub crawls with my friends,

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Speaker 1: and when I do it, I like to drink it

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Speaker 1: every single pub that we do. The problem is I

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Speaker 1: try to go hardcore on that. But I got absolutely

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Speaker 1: obliterated recently and I do not remember pretty much. I

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Speaker 1: think the last thing I remember is maybe around the

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Speaker 1: seventh pub, and then from that point I woke up

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Speaker 1: in some woman's house that I didn't know. It was

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Speaker 1: awkward to me, yeah, because I just I like to

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Speaker 1: remember things. But I don't even perform well drunk, so

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Speaker 1: I don't know ebody does at that point. Listen, I

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Speaker 1: used to drink a lot, right every day on the

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Speaker 1: friends hang out, drink a ton blackout all the time,

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Speaker 1: and I always just considered it, Hey, nothing happened, nothing

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Speaker 1: bad happened. I sure hope nothing happened. Because when I

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Speaker 1: woke up and I looked, she must have been seventy.

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Speaker 1: She definitely was a grandma seventy. I saw pictures with

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Speaker 1: little kids in the house. Are you thirty? Oh boy,

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Speaker 1: that's quite a nice gap, my friend, it's not a cougar.

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Speaker 1: What is that that's older than it is? A great

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Speaker 1: grandma that's a saber tooth tiger. That's like how that's

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Speaker 1: just a little bit younger than Evan's mother's mother where

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Speaker 1: he lives and in her basement. Please help this joke,

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Speaker 1: I say as much as possible, dude. Yeah, hey, is

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Speaker 1: it like a stroke of look that she called in?

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you know that, but English Evan

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Speaker 1: lives in his grandma's basement, as Alex likes to put it,

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Speaker 1: his mother's mother's basement. Yes, would you like to hang

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Speaker 1: out with Evan someday? Maybe you can. May I may

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Speaker 1: already have been there, I'm not completely sure. What does

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Speaker 1: she look like? She had full white hair, and it

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Speaker 1: was pretty long, and she had very very big lips, like, oh, Michael,

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Speaker 1: so did you wake up in? Woke up naked? I

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Speaker 1: tried to get what I could and I got it

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Speaker 1: out of it. I woke up and she was over

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Speaker 1: in the bathroom, and she didn't realize that I'd woke

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Speaker 1: it up. So I just tried to as quietly as

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Speaker 1: I could collect my things and get out of it.

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Speaker 1: You probably didn't even need to be quiet. I can't

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Speaker 1: hear that. I mean, that's true, but I kind of

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Speaker 1: need a little bit of advice on this too, because well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I got a steady girlfriend and I don't

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Speaker 1: know if I should tell her yo, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I mean I did not see that coming. She's cool, man,

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Speaker 1: So here's what you want. If you want some advice,

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Speaker 1: I'll give you some real advice. And I don't know

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Speaker 1: if you remember where the house is or whatever. I don't.

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Speaker 1: I doubt you have her Instagram because seventy spid doesn't

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Speaker 1: have one. I think you need to get ahold of

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Speaker 1: that lady go back. I know. I think he needs

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Speaker 1: to find out if he did. Why would he need

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Speaker 1: to do that? I think we can tell his girlfriend

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Speaker 1: because it's a different story if he did, right, why

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Speaker 1: so that you can see if you regardless if he

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Speaker 1: did or not, he was in the girl's bed, then

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Speaker 1: I don't I would, I think, be honest. So how's

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Speaker 1: he going to find her? Like you said, she's so?

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Speaker 1: Where is she? How? Maybe because it's a local bingo hole.

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Speaker 1: That's exactly what I was gonna su I think make

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Speaker 1: better decisions in the future. And maybe, Man, I hate

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Speaker 1: saying this, but I don't say anything, but I feel

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Speaker 1: like you should. But also like seventies. Just that adds

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Speaker 1: a whole few different wrinkles. If you want to with

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Speaker 1: your girlfriend and she's a normal female, don't tell your girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: I'll just make sure I get STD tested and then

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Speaker 1: just not worry about it. Yeah, I don't worry. He

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Speaker 1: didn't get her pregnant menopause