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That's Brooklyn dot robin Hood dot com. 0:01:16.160 --> 0:01:23.320 Start dot up, not up, Brooklyn Boy, start up, Brooklyn 0:01:23.360 --> 0:01:33.240 buys dot data. They're making noise. Data up episode. This 0:01:33.319 --> 0:01:37.480 is the Brooklyn Boys podcast. On Valentine's Day, We're I'm 0:01:37.520 --> 0:01:40.319 wearing red because I'm that guy today, and I'm wearing 0:01:40.360 --> 0:01:42.959 blue because I'm not that guy. Because you're feeling blue 0:01:43.240 --> 0:01:45.640 now because I don't. I don't own red or is 0:01:45.680 --> 0:01:49.200 it someone you just blue? You don't have any red 0:01:49.240 --> 0:01:54.000 in your closet? No, why Brody? Not one? Ri tasty 0:01:54.040 --> 0:01:56.000 and I have freckles and I looked terrible and red. 0:01:56.200 --> 0:01:59.600 I gotta say that I I don't have any green 0:01:59.640 --> 0:02:02.120 in my So when it comes time for St. Patrick's Day, 0:02:02.200 --> 0:02:04.680 I'm fucked the I chat. I'm a Jets fan, so 0:02:04.720 --> 0:02:07.840 I just wear a Jet shirt or Jets jerseys football Jets, 0:02:07.840 --> 0:02:11.120 not hockey Jets. Right. Oh, Gandhi's in here. Gandy walked in. 0:02:11.720 --> 0:02:13.400 What are you trying to be quiet for? Well, you're not. 0:02:13.520 --> 0:02:15.800 We don't pay you. So do we talk? Start up? Startup? 0:02:16.160 --> 0:02:19.000 We're making noise. We're talking about were the broken boys. 0:02:19.000 --> 0:02:20.639 We make a noise, so make noise with us once 0:02:20.639 --> 0:02:23.320 you talk about we just opened up the show just now. 0:02:23.480 --> 0:02:26.560 About why Brodie's not wearing red? Yeah, because it's Valentine's Day. 0:02:26.720 --> 0:02:28.480 I did eat chocolate though, so I feel like I'm good, 0:02:28.600 --> 0:02:32.400 okay here in okay. Um. What do you think about 0:02:32.440 --> 0:02:36.560 couples that dress up at night on in red or 0:02:36.639 --> 0:02:40.120 pink at Valentine's dinner? Because I see a lot of that. 0:02:40.320 --> 0:02:42.679 When I see couples that are dressed the same in general, 0:02:42.840 --> 0:02:46.600 I hate them. I just really hate it. Disney World. 0:02:46.880 --> 0:02:49.120 I've never been, so you know they all wear the 0:02:49.120 --> 0:02:51.520 same T shirt. You don't do that. I don't do that. 0:02:51.960 --> 0:02:54.200 I don't do like, oh, it's the Robinson family trip 0:02:54.240 --> 0:02:57.080 to Disney World. It's you know, it's cute on other people. 0:02:57.120 --> 0:02:59.120 I just wouldn't do it, but you wouldn't. Watching couples 0:02:59.120 --> 0:03:01.600 at Valentine's Day? Why not they out to dinner? They're 0:03:01.639 --> 0:03:03.480 in love, they're not married. I'll tell you that much 0:03:04.600 --> 0:03:10.120 that that ship wears off. Can I ask, as a 0:03:10.120 --> 0:03:12.960 married couple, are you guys into sending nudes or do 0:03:12.960 --> 0:03:18.080 you never do that? Dude? They send clothes First, First 0:03:18.120 --> 0:03:20.120 of all, if I want to stay married, I'm not 0:03:20.160 --> 0:03:21.880 sending a nude of this. Get out of here. She 0:03:21.880 --> 0:03:23.440 already knows if she's working with a Second of all, 0:03:23.440 --> 0:03:25.560 my wife and I am married longer than sexting, so 0:03:26.000 --> 0:03:30.680 we've we don't sext. So you've out sexted sexting, presext 0:03:30.760 --> 0:03:34.080 you presexted. Yeah, we used to send like a beeper pages. 0:03:35.400 --> 0:03:38.000 Oh it's true, like back in the day of so 0:03:38.040 --> 0:03:39.800 back if you had a pager, did you guys used 0:03:39.800 --> 0:03:42.839 to feel her nipples with morse code? Like, okay, it's 0:03:42.840 --> 0:03:46.119 brail you idiots. Sorry, you are dumb as a ship 0:03:46.760 --> 0:03:52.920 with morse code is like a walkie talkie thing. Hey Stevie, 0:03:52.920 --> 0:04:02.440 wonder you're blind me and I'll send help. You know 0:04:02.440 --> 0:04:06.120 what I meant? You know sign language when you hold 0:04:06.200 --> 0:04:08.640 up a sign and hope they say it love and 0:04:08.680 --> 0:04:11.280 I'm already filled filled with hate. I'm love with you. 0:04:12.080 --> 0:04:14.800 It's okay, don't apologize. BacT. When they were beepers and 0:04:14.800 --> 0:04:17.599 you couldn't send a text message, you would send like 0:04:17.640 --> 0:04:19.160 my wife and I would send four or five eight 0:04:19.160 --> 0:04:21.279 to each other, which on the letters of the phone 0:04:21.320 --> 0:04:23.040 was I LU, which was I love you, so I 0:04:23.080 --> 0:04:24.640 would send four or five eight and she'd send back 0:04:24.640 --> 0:04:26.839 four or five eight to and I love you too. Now, Ganda, 0:04:26.960 --> 0:04:28.479 did you did you know about this in the world, 0:04:29.000 --> 0:04:32.080 because I had. I used to spill out boobies b 0:04:32.240 --> 0:04:33.760 O O B I E s. You used to turn 0:04:34.200 --> 0:04:36.839 it's nine zero zero, but you have to turn your 0:04:36.880 --> 0:04:40.440 your page upside down. It's it's the block numbering. You 0:04:40.440 --> 0:04:47.200 could also spell shell oil shell. Yes. No, I'm like, hey, honey, 0:04:47.279 --> 0:04:49.960 shell oil. You know what I'm saying. That pump that gas. 0:04:50.160 --> 0:04:51.640 But you just have to Yeah. I used to have 0:04:51.760 --> 0:04:54.120 numbers also that represented certain things that you want to 0:04:54.160 --> 0:04:58.080 do you on Robin send dudes. No, we don't. I 0:04:58.120 --> 0:05:00.880 don't put my nudes out there because plus I'm afraid. 0:05:01.080 --> 0:05:03.159 I'm very afraid leave your face that. You can always 0:05:03.160 --> 0:05:07.839 deny it, can't. You have like very identifiable marks theory. 0:05:08.000 --> 0:05:11.200 I do have a birthmark. Oh where is it? Do 0:05:11.240 --> 0:05:13.080 you want me to show you? I don't think I 0:05:13.080 --> 0:05:17.719 want to see that. I mean it, I mean, let's 0:05:17.720 --> 0:05:19.720 have a question about birthmarks with Gandhi. But you go first. 0:05:19.720 --> 0:05:22.520 It's in the sensitive spot. But so so someone would 0:05:22.520 --> 0:05:26.560 be able to be like, yeah, that forehead. What is 0:05:26.560 --> 0:05:29.560 the sensor spot? Well, you're the insensitive spot on me, right. 0:05:29.880 --> 0:05:32.200 I have a question. So a birthmark on on a 0:05:32.279 --> 0:05:34.839 on a pasty white guy like me or scary like 0:05:34.880 --> 0:05:37.000 I have a brown like a little like a puzzle 0:05:37.040 --> 0:05:40.320 piece on my on my knee. Yes, but you are brown, 0:05:40.400 --> 0:05:42.599 I am. So would a birthmark be darker or would 0:05:42.600 --> 0:05:45.159 it be a white spot? It depends on the breath pigment. 0:05:45.279 --> 0:05:48.159 It's not a lack of pigment. Typically, sometimes it just 0:05:48.200 --> 0:05:50.280 depends on the brown person. So some people have like, 0:05:50.640 --> 0:05:53.960 well the court addresses you. Okay, okay, my birthmark. See 0:05:53.960 --> 0:05:55.440 this little thing right on the side of my mouth, 0:05:55.880 --> 0:05:59.760 a little scar. That's what color my birthmarks? This is 0:05:59.800 --> 0:06:06.120 a are on my face. That's no thanks. Everyone thinks 0:06:06.120 --> 0:06:08.400 it's something different. It's a chicken pox scar. I go 0:06:08.440 --> 0:06:13.040 with it. It is certainly cooties nice. Yes, so you 0:06:13.080 --> 0:06:16.880 don't have a puzzle piece like Prodie? Where's your puzzle piece? Yeah? 0:06:16.920 --> 0:06:19.960 I still can't figure him out. Look at him. There 0:06:20.040 --> 0:06:23.640 isn't it. I remember showing me that when we first 0:06:23.680 --> 0:06:27.120 met you. Nice legs, You're that's my only redeeming feature. 0:06:27.800 --> 0:06:29.719 Oh and my eyes. I'm trying to think what else 0:06:29.760 --> 0:06:32.400 I have on me? That's like, I guess I have 0:06:32.480 --> 0:06:35.480 like a bruise on an a scar, a permanent scar. 0:06:36.040 --> 0:06:39.200 It's on the right knees. Okay, oh, look, that's the 0:06:39.240 --> 0:06:44.040 only part of my body that can dance. By the way, 0:06:44.040 --> 0:06:46.760 that was your nickname in high school, wasn't it. It 0:06:46.880 --> 0:06:49.920 was so Yeah, So we don't send dudes, but you do. 0:06:50.440 --> 0:06:53.039 I noticed I have a fan of it. Yes, yeah, 0:06:53.040 --> 0:06:55.320 Ghani sends the nudes. But that begs the question, scary 0:06:55.320 --> 0:06:57.159 you've never sent the nude because I know your girlfriend 0:06:57.160 --> 0:07:01.279 has got How do you know? You're shut up? Okay, 0:07:01.320 --> 0:07:03.160 I'll tell you how I know your girlfriend has sent nudes. 0:07:03.520 --> 0:07:06.400 Number one, I know you would appreciate them and your girlfriends. 0:07:07.160 --> 0:07:10.520 Your girlfriend is a very accommodating girlfriend, and she's smoking hot, 0:07:10.800 --> 0:07:12.400 And I feel like, I feel like, if you look 0:07:12.440 --> 0:07:15.160 like your girlfriend, you would send a nude pictures. Are 0:07:15.160 --> 0:07:19.800 you saying if I had the reciprocal I would send 0:07:19.840 --> 0:07:21.320 it and go no need to send one back? Scary 0:07:21.360 --> 0:07:24.320 that I would send like I don't return receipt. I'm 0:07:24.400 --> 0:07:28.080 just really really crazy about that stuff because I just 0:07:28.120 --> 0:07:30.600 feel like, God forbid, my phone gets stolen or something. 0:07:31.000 --> 0:07:33.160 I just don't want it. After Jeff Bezos, do you 0:07:33.160 --> 0:07:35.400 think people are looking to hack your phone? Wait a second, 0:07:36.400 --> 0:07:38.800 asked the question about Jeff Bezos. He's the richest man 0:07:38.840 --> 0:07:40.160 in the world. And by the way, Bill Gates was 0:07:40.160 --> 0:07:43.080 on Stephen Colbert last night at the time of this taping, 0:07:43.360 --> 0:07:45.400 and they introduced him as the second richest man in 0:07:45.400 --> 0:07:48.640 the world, and I felt like, oh, poor bastard that 0:07:48.800 --> 0:07:50.600 used to be the richest. Wait for the divorce. He's 0:07:50.600 --> 0:07:53.320 back on top. No yeah, right, well no, uh well 0:07:53.360 --> 0:07:55.320 yeah because Bezos, no Bezos even cut in half. I 0:07:55.320 --> 0:08:03.960 think he's still number one, right way. Yeah, yeah, it's 0:08:03.960 --> 0:08:06.000 the broken boys in the big show. This is turning 0:08:06.040 --> 0:08:09.400 into the fifteen minute morning show. Is awesome. We were 0:08:09.440 --> 0:08:11.680 just talking about sending news because Scary said he and 0:08:11.720 --> 0:08:13.520 his girlfriend don't and I don't understand it because she 0:08:14.080 --> 0:08:16.960 Mr Recap Danielle took a boobshot of herself today. She 0:08:17.120 --> 0:08:20.600 shut her phone down her shirt and snapped it and 0:08:20.640 --> 0:08:24.520 said that the show. Yeah, Tell is getting aroused because 0:08:24.520 --> 0:08:26.760 he threw fucking shirt and it and then now we 0:08:26.800 --> 0:08:28.840 have to mark the six place. He's like, hey, look 0:08:28.840 --> 0:08:31.720 what I sent to Mr six one seven her man 0:08:32.120 --> 0:08:35.040 who's off to the And so she took her phone 0:08:35.080 --> 0:08:37.600 and angled it so only Danielle could see it and 0:08:37.640 --> 0:08:39.560 scars like, well I can't see it. Look, let do 0:08:39.559 --> 0:08:42.600 you see that ship? Yeah? So what was it? And 0:08:42.640 --> 0:08:44.440 what did you tell him in the text when you 0:08:44.480 --> 0:08:47.080 show um? So what I sent him was he was 0:08:47.160 --> 0:08:49.440 late for something that we were doing, and I was like, 0:08:49.679 --> 0:08:51.680 hurry the funk up, And then I sent him that 0:08:51.720 --> 0:08:54.120 and then guess who got there? Yea, he showed up. 0:08:54.160 --> 0:08:56.920 What were you guys for doing? Going to dinner? I 0:08:57.000 --> 0:09:00.440 was like, hello, sirr, we have reservations, sent him a 0:09:00.440 --> 0:09:03.640 picture of like the menu is something from? That was me? Yeah, 0:09:06.040 --> 0:09:12.160 spicy Indian curry in a hurry. You shouldn't say. You 0:09:12.200 --> 0:09:15.720 should have said curry up, that's gonna curry up. I 0:09:15.720 --> 0:09:20.839 should have done that and say that your girlfriend doesn't 0:09:20.840 --> 0:09:24.240 ever send you anything, No, because I've never said anyone 0:09:25.080 --> 0:09:28.040 let me jog my memory. I have never had any 0:09:28.080 --> 0:09:31.360 relationship in my life ever had anyone send me just 0:09:31.720 --> 0:09:38.040 pictures and say hey, thinking about you, like we sell 0:09:38.080 --> 0:09:39.960 them and I are not together like in um, like 0:09:40.000 --> 0:09:42.679 if I'm away with the show or something, He'll sometimes say, hey, 0:09:42.720 --> 0:09:44.160 send me a little something before I go to you 0:09:44.200 --> 0:09:46.280 go to bed, and then I like, I said, we'll 0:09:46.320 --> 0:09:48.600 do it even at home, Like I'll be upstairs in 0:09:48.600 --> 0:09:51.200 the bedroom and he'll be downstairs working and we'll text 0:09:51.240 --> 0:09:53.600 each other pictures. I love that. I love that you 0:09:53.760 --> 0:09:55.559 scared that your pictures are gonna get out of here. 0:09:55.760 --> 0:09:58.959 And I told Gandhi because I had the cloud. You know, 0:09:59.000 --> 0:10:00.600 I don't care about the cloud. I care about when 0:10:00.600 --> 0:10:03.640 my kid takes my phone and he's like, I delete, delete, 0:10:03.679 --> 0:10:07.160 delete again again again. I'm just I know I'm dating myself. 0:10:07.200 --> 0:10:10.480 But when my girlfriend in college, which he was in college, 0:10:10.840 --> 0:10:16.760 she sent me pictures Garrett here now too. It was 0:10:16.840 --> 0:10:20.160 before digital photos, so she had pictures developed and then 0:10:20.280 --> 0:10:23.040 mailed me the pictures from college. But they were like 0:10:23.080 --> 0:10:25.200 they would like, they were pretty pictures in a nice dress. 0:10:25.320 --> 0:10:27.600 Was like, she's looking really good at that picture. But 0:10:27.640 --> 0:10:29.480 it was was clothing you can't go to like a 0:10:29.520 --> 0:10:31.400 little Kodak little hot. Now back in the day, you 0:10:31.400 --> 0:10:33.040 got a little a little hot and get your picture developed. 0:10:33.240 --> 0:10:36.719 You don't want that pictures, Garrett. Do you and your 0:10:36.760 --> 0:10:41.199 wife send each other nasty fix? Let's not beautiful around 0:10:41.200 --> 0:10:44.840 the room. Dan yelled, do you think either one or both? Yes? Both. 0:10:44.960 --> 0:10:49.000 I think I'm gonna say that Ali has sent Ali 0:10:49.400 --> 0:10:52.800 whose Garrett's wife sent Garrett pictures, but Garrett does not 0:10:52.840 --> 0:10:55.640 send them back at any point in the relationship. This 0:10:55.720 --> 0:10:58.839 is how they're both very good looking. I'm gonna say, yeah, 0:10:58.880 --> 0:11:02.720 they do it. I'm gonna say, yes, both attractive by 0:11:02.720 --> 0:11:05.560 the way, Gret, I'm gonna say because I feel like 0:11:05.600 --> 0:11:08.280 Ali is a little bit on the shy side and 0:11:08.320 --> 0:11:10.240 like not like boom, look at my boobs. I think 0:11:10.280 --> 0:11:13.520 she's very like conservative, and I think Garrett's very respectful, 0:11:13.720 --> 0:11:15.400 and I feel like they do not send pictures to 0:11:15.400 --> 0:11:16.680 each other, and I feel like if they did, they 0:11:16.679 --> 0:11:20.920 wouldn't say it. Right here ahead, winner of guessing how 0:11:20.960 --> 0:11:25.240 he sext to each other is well be right back 0:11:25.280 --> 0:11:35.360 after this. Yeah, yeah, that Garrett. You've never seen a 0:11:35.440 --> 0:11:38.760 d of course, given her the D they have two kids, exactly, 0:11:40.760 --> 0:11:44.480 You've you've never sent a picture. No, she has a 0:11:44.559 --> 0:11:49.680 birthmark that's too identifiable if you're not together and you're 0:11:49.720 --> 0:11:51.679 like thinking about you, do you know what I mean? 0:11:51.720 --> 0:11:57.760 Like never, I've never in my life I've sent pictures 0:11:57.800 --> 0:12:05.960 of scary to people. So that comte that I told 0:12:06.000 --> 0:12:10.040 you when we dated it were no digital phone codes. 0:12:10.120 --> 0:12:14.360 That's right, we sent I sent her four or five, 0:12:14.600 --> 0:12:17.720 which was I L you don't remember, welcome to smart peep. 0:12:17.800 --> 0:12:19.960 And then all of a sudden, smart peep, Welcome to 0:12:20.000 --> 0:12:22.560 smart peep. And then you put your code. All the 0:12:22.600 --> 0:12:25.959 time we spelled boobies and shelled oil and hello this Hello. 0:12:26.040 --> 0:12:28.079 You could do hello. It was like the dirtiest thing 0:12:28.080 --> 0:12:30.720 you could page your text someone. I don't really, you 0:12:30.800 --> 0:12:33.520 really couldn't. There was no like F me now now 0:12:34.120 --> 0:12:39.680 you had to use code with the time numbers. Six 0:12:39.840 --> 0:12:43.920 nine means well, I think we got that. You could 0:12:43.640 --> 0:12:45.360 you like now you could like d t F. You 0:12:45.360 --> 0:12:48.600 could put like a four for the D in your case, 0:12:48.960 --> 0:12:50.760 you like an eight for the day. I know, but 0:12:50.840 --> 0:12:52.640 you could spell out, you know, d T F if 0:12:52.640 --> 0:12:54.400 that was a thing like then, but it wasn't. You 0:12:54.400 --> 0:12:57.079 could say like like I want to you know, F 0:12:57.240 --> 0:12:59.240 you you you'd forgot the letters. I think you guys 0:12:59.280 --> 0:13:01.280 should go home for all Time's day and send your 0:13:01.360 --> 0:13:04.080 ladies some some scandals picks. See what happens, tell us 0:13:04.120 --> 0:13:07.400 how it goes, not gonna happen. I know, maybe that 0:13:07.960 --> 0:13:12.120 my camera my phone automatically shuts off. It would spark 0:13:12.280 --> 0:13:16.400 some I don't know Valentine's Day, she wanted to see it, 0:13:16.440 --> 0:13:20.880 she could see it. I'm much scary, though, I don't 0:13:20.880 --> 0:13:24.559 see scary taking a dick pick of himself. He said, no, 0:13:26.520 --> 0:13:29.080 you'll sold this, Dr fat Laws. Now you can see 0:13:29.120 --> 0:13:33.080 your pans. Now it looks bigger now, right, do you always? Yes? Doctor, 0:13:33.559 --> 0:13:36.520 you gain the optical inch when you exact lose weight, 0:13:36.600 --> 0:13:42.320 you lose likes larger penis filter that you could use. Yeah, 0:13:42.600 --> 0:13:49.960 puke's rainbows. Usually i'd be nervous about what is that? Super? 0:13:51.480 --> 0:13:56.160 Wasn't that your sister's name? Heya, and they call it 0:13:56.200 --> 0:14:05.640 wasn't funny? You're laughing? And of course on the bus 0:14:05.679 --> 0:14:08.600 in school, everyone just like pretty Gaia and like, if 0:14:08.640 --> 0:14:12.520 you know Prea, she is the most timid, shy, sweet 0:14:12.640 --> 0:14:23.400 human being, like absolutely Paia unfortunate. So what were you saying, Garrett? No, 0:14:23.480 --> 0:14:25.600 I just don't see you taking ever, really taking a 0:14:25.680 --> 0:14:28.480 pick like that. Ever. I want you to surprise Robin 0:14:30.600 --> 0:14:34.120 at work. I don't see home or something. Not to 0:14:34.160 --> 0:14:37.400 say that. I don't envision you taking a picture. That's 0:14:37.400 --> 0:14:39.160 what I'm saying. I'm just saying you in general, I 0:14:39.200 --> 0:14:41.760 can't picture. It's weird. How I even say it'll still 0:14:41.760 --> 0:14:45.480 come out wrong. So it's okay. I just I'm it's 0:14:45.520 --> 0:14:48.200 not who I am, and that's what I'm trying to sing. Also, 0:14:48.360 --> 0:14:50.480 I think that there should be a serious disclaimer here. 0:14:50.520 --> 0:14:52.200 We're talking about sending it to people that you're in 0:14:52.200 --> 0:14:56.160 a relationship with, who have already gone drop on the train, 0:14:56.320 --> 0:14:59.080 which has happened to be repeatedly. I think it's hilarious, 0:14:59.120 --> 0:15:02.880 But also I'm like, oh, you don't know you send 0:15:02.960 --> 0:15:08.240 dick picks around on the train. No, So especially when 0:15:08.280 --> 0:15:11.040 it's somebody you don't know, hello, then they could just 0:15:11.080 --> 0:15:12.760 like throw it out there in I do. I had 0:15:12.840 --> 0:15:17.280 forward immediately, I got Gandhi's garden. There's no there's no 0:15:17.280 --> 0:15:27.520 strubbery your girlfriend. I don't don't. I just I'm embarrassed 0:15:27.520 --> 0:15:30.480 to do it. I can't. I gotta tell you ask? 0:15:30.880 --> 0:15:33.560 Can you? Can you at least send her a text message? 0:15:33.640 --> 0:15:37.680 Worded text message? Would you? What would you say or 0:15:37.760 --> 0:15:40.120 do if I send you a picture of me like 0:15:40.800 --> 0:15:43.080 but but but not send anything? But I'm just curious 0:15:43.320 --> 0:15:45.000 she'd be happy with it. I don't think she would. 0:15:45.760 --> 0:15:48.800 You do you say hey? Funny conversation on the podcast 0:15:48.800 --> 0:15:52.800 today my co workers on the Brooklyn Boys episode seventy three. 0:15:52.840 --> 0:15:55.280 I think we're on I think it's seventy four. They 0:15:55.320 --> 0:15:57.920 did not believe we didn't introduce you. I'll look it up. 0:15:58.400 --> 0:16:07.160 Don't text Unt Thanky. By the way, hold on last 0:16:07.160 --> 0:16:09.560 week we were talking about Gandhi. We're like, oh, guys, 0:16:09.800 --> 0:16:11.640 let Gandhi know what she needs to listen to this episode. 0:16:11.920 --> 0:16:14.000 But then later Gandhi walked in, so we had her 0:16:14.000 --> 0:16:15.520 on the episodes. We're like, you don't need to tell her. 0:16:15.640 --> 0:16:17.680 But people as they were listening, We're tweeting her to listen, 0:16:18.560 --> 0:16:20.360 and then they were like, oh, yeah, too late. We 0:16:20.400 --> 0:16:22.400 heard it too late. So I got two tweets from everyone, 0:16:22.400 --> 0:16:24.360 Oh my god, listen to the Brooklyn Boys. Oh you're 0:16:24.400 --> 0:16:27.880 on the Brooklyn list. You're on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. 0:16:27.880 --> 0:16:35.600 Who's this? What's up? Hey, Brian? What's up? Man? Not much, Fren, 0:16:35.680 --> 0:16:37.840 what's going on? Guys? You texted us and we texted 0:16:37.880 --> 0:16:40.240 you back. You have we have We have a room 0:16:40.240 --> 0:16:43.200 full of people today, buddy. Yeah, So Gandhi's here, Danielle's here, 0:16:43.280 --> 0:16:50.000 and Garrett. None of the full house no, no needson 0:16:50.040 --> 0:16:52.400 to go. Now. Brian has a story about getting free dessert, 0:16:52.440 --> 0:16:54.520 which I have not heard yet because you texted us. 0:16:54.560 --> 0:16:58.960 So what happened? Where are you? Where you from? I'm 0:16:59.000 --> 0:17:02.240 from Lancaster, p A nine on man. Well, thanks for 0:17:02.800 --> 0:17:05.200 checking in with us. Hey, hey, Brian, before you get 0:17:05.200 --> 0:17:07.439 into the free dessert story for Scary, we're talking in 0:17:07.480 --> 0:17:11.000 the room. Uh do you envision Scary sending a picture 0:17:11.000 --> 0:17:17.520 of himself to his girlfriend like a naked a nudy man? 0:17:17.640 --> 0:17:20.119 I don't really think about that, but now I can't. 0:17:21.600 --> 0:17:23.720 I can't see him doing that. You know me, You 0:17:23.760 --> 0:17:25.600 know my personality, you know the kind of person I 0:17:25.680 --> 0:17:27.879 am right, I'm gonna be honest. Knowing your personality, I 0:17:27.880 --> 0:17:33.600 completely thought you would send a deepen we're talking about that. 0:17:34.200 --> 0:17:39.000 I don't see Scary doing that. You're married, yes, I am. 0:17:39.119 --> 0:17:41.080 Would you send that to your wife? A picture of 0:17:41.080 --> 0:17:48.080 Scary penis? She doesn't want to believe me? No, no, 0:17:48.280 --> 0:17:53.399 she wouldn't want that, but she might be interested in mine. Yeah, Scary, 0:17:53.440 --> 0:17:56.159 we're talking what you're saying. Scary Scary didn't believe his 0:17:56.200 --> 0:17:59.040 girlfriend would be into it. So do you do you 0:17:59.080 --> 0:18:02.359 send them back and forth? I don't, but maybe that 0:18:02.520 --> 0:18:04.399 maybe there's something new I should be trying. I don't know. 0:18:07.240 --> 0:18:10.760 He sounds just like Harry Conna Jr. So we're all 0:18:10.760 --> 0:18:13.679 wearing red except for Brody and Gandhi. I'm in my 0:18:13.720 --> 0:18:20.359 best Valentine's Day black woman blue. Yeah, so, Brian, so 0:18:20.680 --> 0:18:22.800 tell us what happened, what went wrong? And where were 0:18:22.840 --> 0:18:26.639 you all? Right? So? I was ordering flowers for for 0:18:26.760 --> 0:18:29.520 my wife for Valentine's Day. This was last week. I 0:18:29.560 --> 0:18:31.719 tried to get you know, the orders in early, and 0:18:32.000 --> 0:18:34.200 the charge of my card was pending for a while. 0:18:34.760 --> 0:18:37.159 Um and then when it did post, it posted us 0:18:37.160 --> 0:18:44.160 double the price. So so so I called. I called 0:18:44.160 --> 0:18:46.800 the flower company up and I spoke to them and 0:18:46.800 --> 0:18:48.840 they had me on hold, and then I actually got 0:18:48.840 --> 0:18:52.320 disconnected and I had to call back and hold for 0:18:52.359 --> 0:18:54.639 another ten minutes. I foindly. I got to speak to 0:18:54.640 --> 0:18:56.760 an associate and I explained to them. I said, hey, 0:18:56.960 --> 0:18:59.720 you know, I got charged double. You know, they apologized 0:18:59.760 --> 0:19:01.439 and they said that they'll fix the charge. But I 0:19:01.440 --> 0:19:08.440 remember what Brodie said, even it's not even you need 0:19:08.440 --> 0:19:11.760 that tattoo. You got your free dessert. Yeah, So I 0:19:12.080 --> 0:19:14.439 told him, I said, I've been inconvenience. I said, I've 0:19:14.440 --> 0:19:17.440 been an inconvenience once by having my checking account on 0:19:17.600 --> 0:19:20.760 balanced by them posting a you know, a double charge, 0:19:20.800 --> 0:19:22.760 plus you had to make this phone call. Your time 0:19:22.840 --> 0:19:26.320 is worth money for exactly. So, so they gave me 0:19:26.400 --> 0:19:29.400 fifty percent off the flowers that originally ordered, and they 0:19:29.440 --> 0:19:32.400 gave me a guaranteed morning delivery, which I just got 0:19:32.440 --> 0:19:37.679 confirmation that my wife received this morning at work. So 0:19:37.800 --> 0:19:40.720 you need to tell me you convinced them that because 0:19:40.760 --> 0:19:43.040 you got disconnected and you had to make the phone 0:19:43.040 --> 0:19:48.000 call in the first place, that warranted free dessert. Absolutely, 0:19:48.000 --> 0:19:51.480 even not even well, Brian, I gotta ask you. You 0:19:51.520 --> 0:19:55.240 said they gave you a fifty off discount. Did they 0:19:55.280 --> 0:19:57.760 take away the the first charge because you said you 0:19:57.840 --> 0:20:01.159 got double charged? Yeah, so they took away to second 0:20:01.200 --> 0:20:03.400 charge and he took away the first charge and reposted 0:20:03.440 --> 0:20:07.600 it with what's the name of this flower company? I 0:20:07.600 --> 0:20:13.359 gotta be honest, Brian, before the Brooklyn Boys podcast, how 0:20:13.400 --> 0:20:17.000 would you have handled this? You know what? I probably 0:20:17.040 --> 0:20:19.080 would have just fought just to get the second charge 0:20:19.080 --> 0:20:21.520 off and would have ended it there. But uh, you know, 0:20:21.600 --> 0:20:24.439 like I said, even not even I'm a slice, I'm 0:20:24.480 --> 0:20:27.520 a Slice for Life. My wife Slice for Life, she 0:20:28.119 --> 0:20:31.400 actually just finished all seventy two episodes. You bought caught 0:20:31.480 --> 0:20:35.879 up you listen to Order? She listened to her. Hey, 0:20:35.920 --> 0:20:38.240 I call her listening out of order right today, listen 0:20:38.280 --> 0:20:42.280 to order. So I guess you just answered that question 0:20:42.320 --> 0:20:44.040 because we didn't know if this was number seventy three 0:20:44.040 --> 0:20:47.160 and number seventy four. But I guess it's number seventy three. Yeah, 0:20:47.320 --> 0:20:50.600 number seventy three. So so my wife, Allison, I guess, Garrett, 0:20:50.640 --> 0:20:53.680 my wife's name is also Allison. Wait are you married 0:20:53.720 --> 0:21:01.840 to my wife? Flowers sent her something interesting, so happy. 0:21:01.920 --> 0:21:04.560 Valentin's dight to my wife, and she's when she's listening. 0:21:04.720 --> 0:21:07.560 And I love you guys. I'm so glad. I'm so 0:21:07.600 --> 0:21:10.480 oddered to be talking to all of you, Brody, Scary, 0:21:11.040 --> 0:21:20.440 Danielle to for a long time. I really appreciate and 0:21:20.760 --> 0:21:23.640 Gandhie your great, great addition. I'm loving it all you guys. 0:21:23.720 --> 0:21:27.400 Keep up with the great work. Love you, thank you, 0:21:27.080 --> 0:21:32.000 Love You's a good day. This is so cool because 0:21:32.080 --> 0:21:34.240 I listened to the podcast, Like I know, I worked 0:21:34.240 --> 0:21:36.159 with these guys every day, right, So it's kind of stupid. 0:21:36.520 --> 0:21:38.919 But when you listen to the podcast and I'm not 0:21:39.000 --> 0:21:41.399 actually on the show. You become a fan, so I'm 0:21:41.440 --> 0:21:44.960 kind of like fan girling a little bit. Like it's 0:21:45.440 --> 0:21:49.439 it's so weird. It's like, Danielle, you work in the 0:21:49.480 --> 0:21:52.560 same room with them for four hours, you can find 0:21:52.640 --> 0:21:56.520 the same chair, and you're not as excited. I've never 0:21:56.560 --> 0:21:59.679 seen you like this because like you know what, like 0:21:59.720 --> 0:22:07.480 you was saying, don't Texas, what's the next thing that 0:22:07.600 --> 0:22:10.480 Danielle wants to accomplish? Like we're living out her dream 0:22:10.560 --> 0:22:15.320 right now. I'll sign a T shirt for you. I 0:22:15.359 --> 0:22:18.520 will send you invisible. I will send you we got 0:22:18.560 --> 0:22:20.760 a new winter one, will send you the Invisible. We're 0:22:20.760 --> 0:22:22.560 not okay? So I had a problem. Since you guys 0:22:22.560 --> 0:22:24.600 are here, I was gonna ask scary, but I okay. 0:22:24.600 --> 0:22:26.600 So a number of episodes ago, you guys, listen to you. 0:22:26.640 --> 0:22:28.399 I've heard the story ready. My friend Jeff and I 0:22:28.440 --> 0:22:31.000 went to the movies and I have the fen Dango app, 0:22:31.080 --> 0:22:33.760