WEBVTT - Simp Story with Charles Johnson

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<v Speaker 1>We do have a simple story we received via Instagram.

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<v Speaker 1>This is from a guy and we need your He

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<v Speaker 1>needs your advice basically, so it says, what's up A

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<v Speaker 1>J and Tam Bam. I need your advice on my

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<v Speaker 1>current situation. I have a girl, but I just started

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<v Speaker 1>back dealing with my baby mom on the side. Our

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<v Speaker 1>son is three. I've been with my girlfriend for about

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<v Speaker 1>two years, and honestly I love her and want to

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<v Speaker 1>marry her. My child's mom and I have always been

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<v Speaker 1>really good friends. The relationship just didn't work out. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't even begin to tell you how we started back fucking,

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<v Speaker 1>but it happened. She knows the ins and out of

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<v Speaker 1>my current relationship because again, we were friends. The other day,

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<v Speaker 1>my BM asked me for five dollars on top of

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<v Speaker 1>what I already pay in child support, and I told

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<v Speaker 1>her I didn't have it, but I did tell i'd

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<v Speaker 1>have to see. Last night, I get a text from

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<v Speaker 1>her saying she wants to have a sit down with

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<v Speaker 1>me and my girl to discuss what's going on. I

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<v Speaker 1>never gave her the money, and now I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>she's on some bullshit. I really want to tell my

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<v Speaker 1>girl at this point because I can't risk her finding

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<v Speaker 1>out from anyone else. What y'all think. I should definitely

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<v Speaker 1>tell your girl off the rep got to Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna. It's gonna blow up in your face regarding

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<v Speaker 1>if you don't, So you better go ahead and save

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<v Speaker 1>yourself and tell your girl. Go ahead, tell them the

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<v Speaker 1>situation because I feel like she's trying to store them anyway. Liken,

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<v Speaker 1>you tell me, you gotta see you want to have

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<v Speaker 1>a sit down when you don't want to get the money.

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<v Speaker 1>Eight bro, I already seen that, So will go ahead

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<v Speaker 1>and tell her because if you don't, she is that baby.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm about to tell her regardless she's just waiting on

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<v Speaker 1>the right time, for the right moment or the right money,

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<v Speaker 1>not sick or something not being't gonna. It's about to

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<v Speaker 1>tell it all. If there is no text thread that

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<v Speaker 1>exists between you and the baby mama talking about Lincoln

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<v Speaker 1>and talking about how good the dick us deny deny brother,

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<v Speaker 1>she ain't got mad because we're happy she got to

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<v Speaker 1>break us up. Don't you see what she's doing. You're

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<v Speaker 1>a nigga, tell me you're a girl that quick. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to tell the brothers to communicate what it's good

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<v Speaker 1>and be honest so they can get that shot out

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<v Speaker 1>of the way. And look at me, nigga, dude, though

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like you the bot, the reason I'm another voice,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to get saving from from being hurt in

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<v Speaker 1>the long run. In the long run, your baby Mom's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna tell her regardless of something happen. You might not

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<v Speaker 1>think this is a good incident, but it's the perfect

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<v Speaker 1>red flag incident for you to realize, Hey, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>this is something gonna happen. Mhm. He definitely needs to

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<v Speaker 1>just tell her and shook on her. It's just hard.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just her so bad to tell it. You dog

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<v Speaker 1>it just right. When you like two people at the

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<v Speaker 1>same time and you really gen literally like two people

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<v Speaker 1>and you can't you can't control your feelings. She she

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<v Speaker 1>just got that baby mama, Cuchi. That's that sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on over there. I don't know if he

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<v Speaker 1>liked her married, And that's probably why your baby mama

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<v Speaker 1>playing with you now, because now you're sucking herself. Of course,

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<v Speaker 1>like you got a child with this person. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>like you could just turn these feelings off and act

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<v Speaker 1>like you don't sunk with him. Real, it's now y'all

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<v Speaker 1>back having sex. You got that emotional connection. I doubt

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<v Speaker 1>they're using the conden right and now, Like because you

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<v Speaker 1>you know, pillow talk probably with your baby mama even

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<v Speaker 1>before they started working, Like maybe y'all had conversations and

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<v Speaker 1>she knows your relationship because he did say that. She

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<v Speaker 1>probably also knows that you want to marry her one day.

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<v Speaker 1>How how would that make the baby mama feel? I

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<v Speaker 1>want to know, Like, at what point if he told

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<v Speaker 1>her he wanted to marry to married a girlfriend? When

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<v Speaker 1>did they started sucking? Because if they started sucking shortly there,

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<v Speaker 1>I just wanted that power move exactly. I'll be like,

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<v Speaker 1>see if you can steal a guy just because you

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<v Speaker 1>see he moving on to some ship that guys do

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<v Speaker 1>that too. I sat you first, say what guys do that?

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't gonna if I see you with another man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna let you be. I want you to be happy. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Know what happened was this chicken talking? The chick who

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<v Speaker 1>I was talking to? She came and I'll tell me.

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<v Speaker 1>I went to Darren and Burpie's uh coming show. She

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<v Speaker 1>came and I'm standing riverside Darren, and she came and

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<v Speaker 1>spoke to Darren and Burpie and then walked off like

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<v Speaker 1>midway through this chicken balls, I was like a text.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, what damn like, you're just gonna speak

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<v Speaker 1>to the Burton And there you see me righting with

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<v Speaker 1>stop oh and this is this and this, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>get the fuk out of here. You know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>It was dark and there you know you've seen me

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<v Speaker 1>right you was you was sucking hurt and she did that. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I want we used to fun. But oh she was

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<v Speaker 1>with a guy at that their joint. Maybe she told

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<v Speaker 1>her maybe she was honest about her past relationships or

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<v Speaker 1>who she was dealing to it and your name came

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<v Speaker 1>up and he was like, but not I ever speak

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<v Speaker 1>to that. Look, I don't got any trouble she was

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<v Speaker 1>talking to. You're gonna speak to those two guys, don't speak.

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<v Speaker 1>Did she give them hugs or just hugs? Like she

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't hug you, She couldn't give you a You could

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<v Speaker 1>get me the piece, SI, it's COVID give you a

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<v Speaker 1>little elbow the head U. I don't understand that. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't stand that. That linkage all day every day. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's weird. Maybe she know the nigga she went and

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<v Speaker 1>maybe she know he retarded, so maybe she knew like

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<v Speaker 1>she couldn't even play with him like that, Like maybe

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<v Speaker 1>he knew at y'all fucking boy and she can't even

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<v Speaker 1>acknowledge you in that way to appease him. That's that

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<v Speaker 1>could be what it is. Or maybe y'all ended foul

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<v Speaker 1>and she don't funk with you no more. So she

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<v Speaker 1>made did you go first? Yeah, because you say you

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<v Speaker 1>cut people off with no explanation. She was doing too much.

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<v Speaker 1>She's doing too much? Who did that mean? She was

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<v Speaker 1>just being extra extra with everything. She was a security

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<v Speaker 1>guard at the prison. She used to pull up to

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<v Speaker 1>your house with a flash, like, nigga, I know you

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<v Speaker 1>went near when she was bringing in Contrabad. What you

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<v Speaker 1>mean you certain people might say some stuff that throw

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<v Speaker 1>red flags at you, and you'd be like, man, this

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<v Speaker 1>is mother might be a little weird to throw it

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<v Speaker 1>off or something like that. Then she might do something

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<v Speaker 1>that add on to that red flag. You just see,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I'm saying. It was kind of like that.

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<v Speaker 1>It was kind of like that. I think anybody who

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<v Speaker 1>want to work in the prison is a weirdo, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>why you want to be in jail with these niggas

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<v Speaker 1>all day? Mamma works in the jail. I do not listen,

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<v Speaker 1>because you'll be a jail too. Motherfucker's work like twelve

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<v Speaker 1>hour ships, Like you're fucking jail too, laughing the heart

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<v Speaker 1>being jail all day with these fucking random asks niggas Like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't my mother help them? Your mama, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know she works in jail. Well, she doesn't work in

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<v Speaker 1>one jail. She goes to different jails and helps them

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<v Speaker 1>with drug abuse. Okay, that's different though I'm talking about CEOs.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not talking about like people trying to help, like

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<v Speaker 1>CEOs ain't trying to know, like they're in their power

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<v Speaker 1>tripping off the inmates and ship like that, like y'all

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<v Speaker 1>want to control ship and y'all regular life and y'all

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<v Speaker 1>getting off when you're grown as fucking men and women

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<v Speaker 1>in prison and y'all in jail with them because you

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<v Speaker 1>don't have no weapon. Y'all just in jail with them

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<v Speaker 1>until you're getting paid to be there. No, that's the difference.

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<v Speaker 1>How much money these motherfucker's ain't getting paying no bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of money to be up in the prison with the niggers.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why they're be in there doing I llegal ship

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<v Speaker 1>because they salary in enough, kind of like teachers for