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Speaker 1: Ah, were going down to the church. You know church people.

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Speaker 1: I love pranking them. We're going down to the church.

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Speaker 1: Right here is a church fee, church feed church all right, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we got feed. We got church feed. What you ain't

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Speaker 1: gonna do and be coming up in church late? You know,

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Speaker 1: you'll pay a late fee if I got If I

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Speaker 1: catch you coming in here late, you're gonna pay a fee.

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Speaker 1: All right, y'all gonna get yourself together when y'all come

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Speaker 1: into the House of the Lord.

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Speaker 2: Let's go catch Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach us

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Speaker 2: the church. Hey, you got her? Hey? How you doing?

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Speaker 2: This is? This is brother Glenn from the church.

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Speaker 3: Hey, brother Glenn, how you doing.

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Speaker 2: I'm good, I'm good, I'm real good. Did you enjoy

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Speaker 2: service boring?

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Speaker 3: Oh? I enjoyed it past the past brought it down?

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Speaker 2: Yes, Oh my god. That was a word for me,

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Speaker 2: right right, right right?

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Speaker 3: So what do I owe the pleasure of this call?

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Speaker 2: I wanted to give you some information that the that

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Speaker 2: the church has come up with, and we wanted to

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Speaker 2: let you know what was going on before next Sunday.

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Speaker 3: I didn't interrupt, No, no, I actually I may sound

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Speaker 3: a little a little off, a little bit I'm trying

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Speaker 3: to get getting ready for my little Davis, my little darlings,

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Speaker 3: and I'm trying to your voice sounds so familiar to me.

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Speaker 3: It just sounds so familiar, trying to place that voice.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, you've seen me at the church quite a

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Speaker 2: few times.

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Speaker 3: I think I have I'm just trying to place it.

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Speaker 3: I can't place it right.

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Speaker 2: Now, but well, nevertheless, I just wanted here's what's going

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Speaker 2: on now. You're aware that for the last the last

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Speaker 2: six Sundays, you've been actually coming into service late. Have

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Speaker 2: you realized that.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I know, I'm sorry about that, but you know, yes,

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Speaker 3: I have. I have my reasons though.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, well here's what's going on. The officials at

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Speaker 2: the church have gotten together and this is what they've

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Speaker 2: decided on, is that anybody who is late starting next Sunday,

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Speaker 2: there would be a fifteen dollar charge for that for

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Speaker 2: coming in and disrupting services. Fastest tired of service being

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Speaker 2: disrupted by people walking in late.

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Speaker 3: That that could not come at a word time. I

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Speaker 3: don't have fifteen dollars to give, don't. I don't have it.

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Speaker 3: Oh look, I'm sorry, I'm sorry that were late. I

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Speaker 3: am we are doing our best. I have three kids.

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Speaker 3: I have three young kids, two seven and nine, and

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Speaker 3: they are a handful, and we do the best that

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Speaker 3: we can to get the church on time. And and

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Speaker 3: to tell you when we get there, it's doing praise

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Speaker 3: and worship. I mean, Pats ain't even preaching yet.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, sir, I know it's not pass is not up yet,

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Speaker 2: but he's he's stating that people coming in. It just

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Speaker 2: seems very disruptive to the service that's going on. That's

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Speaker 2: so Nevertheless, like I said, this is a warning call,

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Speaker 2: you know, to let you know that if you are

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Speaker 2: late on next Sunday, then they will be charging you

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Speaker 2: fifteen dollars a late charge and actually you won't be

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Speaker 2: fifty dollars.

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Speaker 3: I can't even get in church with we Look, okay, look,

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Speaker 3: I don't I don't owe nothing. I don't owe you

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Speaker 3: no explanations. But I need to tell you something. We are,

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Speaker 3: me and my kids for the last few Sundays that

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Speaker 3: we've been late. It's because my car broke down. We

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Speaker 2: Okay, I mean, and I understand, I understand outside civilitized

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Speaker 3: But why are you called if you understand? Why are

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Speaker 3: you calling me about fifteen dollars? If you understand what

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Speaker 3: I'm going through?

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Speaker 2: Well I didn't that first of all. I didn't know

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Speaker 2: what you were going Why are you raising your voice

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Speaker 2: at me? Why are you? Did you just raise your

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Speaker 3: You know what? You know what I think? You're raising

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Speaker 3: your voice at you? How dare you call me about this?

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Speaker 3: About a feat? And I'm there at church. I got

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Speaker 3: the way they should go, just like the Bible say.

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Speaker 3: And you know why I gotta do this and why

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Speaker 3: I'm lated why we got to catch the bus? Do

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Speaker 3: you understand why that is?

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Speaker 2: Brother Glenn, No, I do not.

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Speaker 3: That is because they they Daddy is ain't.

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Speaker 2: And yes it's Tracy. You got to calm down a

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Speaker 3: Ooh, Jesus help me. Jesus help me, Jesus.

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Speaker 2: Okay, listen, here's the deal. All I can do is

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Speaker 2: tell you this. I hope you can make it. Maybe

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Speaker 2: you can catch it earlier bus, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 2: and get that a little earlier. But I'm just stating

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Speaker 2: the facts that as of next Sunday. If you come

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Speaker 2: in late, it's fifteen dollars late fee, and that's what

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Speaker 3: You know what, Well, maybe next Sunday I just won't

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Speaker 3: be there. How about that? You know I'm already working

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Speaker 3: six days a week. The only day I have office Sunday.

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Speaker 3: I'm breaking my back. Do you know I work two jobs.

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Speaker 2: I work two.

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Speaker 3: Jobs, and they always trying to take money out of

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Speaker 3: and I'm always tired. I get two hours of sleep

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Speaker 3: and then now the church wants to dump another fifteen

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Speaker 3: dollars charging me for being at church. Well that's what

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Speaker 3: I'm supposed to do.

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Speaker 2: But you're coming in late though, Sister Tracy.

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Speaker 3: You know what, you know what, late ain't bad. Okay,

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Speaker 3: I might be delayed, but I ain't denied, and I'm

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Speaker 3: getting there the best way that I know how. For oh,

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Speaker 3: a car, because they daddy ain't doing nothing nothing for them.

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Speaker 3: Do you understand what I'm saying to you? I need

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Speaker 3: to understand Diddy number one, it's what hit Daddy for two,

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Speaker 3: And Daddy number three, she decided to go ahead and

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Speaker 3: about seven months.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 3: He knows we struggling. He had to nerve to take

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Speaker 3: my wallet too. You don't even understand what I'm going through.

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Speaker 3: You don't even understand that I'm trying to make a

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Speaker 2: There is one one thing, Sister Tracy, that the Church

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Speaker 2: wants you to know before next Sunday that you definitely

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Speaker 3: One more thing does the church want me to know?

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Speaker 3: It's I fifteen dollars.

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Speaker 2: The Chase just wants you to know that this is

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Speaker 2: nephew towm me from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Your

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Speaker 2: sister Patrece got me to prank phone call you.

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Speaker 3: I am gonna walk You know I ain't got time

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Speaker 3: for that. You know I ain't got time for that.

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Speaker 3: Oh for trees.

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Speaker 2: You sister got you, all right?

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Speaker 3: I got something for her? How about that?

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Speaker 2: She told what she said she taked my sister carpros down.

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Speaker 2: She says, she got these kids, she op me are

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Speaker 2: struggling and struggling, and she's trying to make it. But

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Speaker 2: you gotta give a hard time. She just wanted, she wanted,

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Speaker 2: she wanted you to put she wanted to put a

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Speaker 2: smile on your face.

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Speaker 3: What she well, you want being settled out, I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: have to say she did.

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 3: Wow, Now that I know you, y'all were joking, And

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Speaker 3: now I know this is nephew Tommy.

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Speaker 2: Hey, I gotta ask you something, Baby, what's the baddest

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Speaker 2: and I mean the baddest radio show in the land,

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Speaker 2: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Babies, there we go, folks.

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Speaker 1: Is that nephew? It's that ignorant, It's that stupid. It's

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Speaker 1: that nephew. All right, and you just heard earlier who

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Speaker 1: is more ignorant? Bill Bellamy and the Nephew will be

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Speaker 1: August twenty night, Friday night. But well, Auditorium, Birmingham, Alabama.

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Speaker 1: It is week zero, comedy jam, it is week zero.

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Speaker 1: Of course, they got the big football games, Valdosta State

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Speaker 1: against Clarke, Atlanta University, West Alabama against Fort Valley, and

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Speaker 1: that's all going down Saturday night, but on Friday night,

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Speaker 1: it's where the stupidity starts. And that's where you want

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Speaker 1: to start. You want to start with stupidity, streight, ignorance.

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Speaker 1: That's how you start a labor day weekend. All right?

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Speaker 2: All minds clapp with that, Yes, yes, yes, yes.

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Speaker 1: And it's not sixty some outfifth, it's like four or five.

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Speaker 1: You know that was an exagerate. I didn't know you

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Speaker 1: changed that many times. I never did that, you know,

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Speaker 1: I got different. Yeah, I got that from Patty the Bill.

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Speaker 1: You do that a lot. Yeah, the Megan stars do that.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I was like, oh, you

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Speaker 1: got that from Patty LaBelle Okay, yeah, yeah, you knew

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Speaker 1: you'd have done it. You know what I'm saying. I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: were moving across this country.

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Speaker 2: That's me. I'm not Friday Night.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: If you don't, if you're not in the city of Birmingham.

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Speaker 2: Then you'll catch me. I'm ready to love. I'll be

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Speaker 2: there on the own network.

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Speaker 1: Okay, and we're coming up on one hundred and fifty episodes.

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Speaker 1: So hey, hey, hey, come on, Okay, what you got Yeah, baby,

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Speaker 1: that's cool.

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Speaker 2: Nephew.

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Speaker 1: Congratulations, Yeah he got ten times. But don't worry about

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Speaker 1: me though, dog Please think, do you know? I tell

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Speaker 1: people all the time it's hard to catch somebody still

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Speaker 1: running though.

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Speaker 2: You're listening. Hardy Morning Show