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Speaker 1: Jubles phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with d

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Speaker 1: uy is no laughing matter. Trust Jubles friends at one

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Speaker 1: eight hundred dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense,

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Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred d uy away.

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Speaker 1: Proud supporters of Kubules phone taps one eight hundred duy away.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for calling Zelli. This is Connor. How going

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Speaker 1: to help you? Hello? The kids are trying to sleep?

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Speaker 1: EXCUSALI can you talk quieter? Yes? All right, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I'm confused. I work at a daycare and the kids

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Speaker 1: are napping. Oh but I want to order lunch. Do

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Speaker 1: you guys deliver? Oh? Yeah, we do deliver. Can you

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Speaker 1: just talk a little lower please? All right? Yes, please

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Speaker 1: you deliver? Okay, yes, what would you like I'd like

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Speaker 1: it if you could keep your voice down so you

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Speaker 1: don't wait the kids. I'd really like that. Okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: it's okay. Yeah, that's better. Thank you. What kind of

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Speaker 1: sandwiches do you have? We got pretty much anything you want.

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Speaker 1: I mean, hambustra. Don't don't go go back to sleep.

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Speaker 1: It's okay, finish your nap, go back to sleep. Okay, Sorry,

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Speaker 1: you almost walk a get up. Sorry, I'm just do

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Speaker 1: me a favorite. Talk a little quieter. These little ales

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Speaker 1: are really good at hearing. Okay, sorry, we can make anything.

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Speaker 1: You work anything? Yeah anything? Okay, you talk quieter? Please,

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Speaker 1: Now we can't make wherever you work? Okay, now I

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Speaker 1: can't hear you. Can you find the middle? What what'd

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Speaker 1: you say? I said find the middle? Or what do

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Speaker 1: you deaf? Find the middle? I can't get much quiets.

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Speaker 1: Can you just step outside? Are you crazy? Step outside?

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Speaker 1: I need to watch these kids. Okay, okay, we want

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Speaker 1: to eat, I quiet, whatever we need. I want a

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Speaker 1: turkey sandwich, okay, play one on it, brovolone cheese, lettuce, tomato,

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Speaker 1: and choco sauce. Yeah you say you want chocolate sauce

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Speaker 1: on the sandwich. Yes, chocolate sauce on the sandwich. Why

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Speaker 1: do I have to keep repeating myself? I'm sorry, we

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Speaker 1: don't We don't have to talcolate sauce. You don't have

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Speaker 1: chocolate sauce? Are you kidding me? I'm sorry? Yeah, we

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Speaker 1: don't have chalcolate sauce. Sir? Why'd you make me yell?

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Speaker 1: I've never had anyone word chocolazaus When I saywich before

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Speaker 1: I get hurt. It. First of all, I can't believe that,

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Speaker 1: because chocolate sauce is very common on turkey sandwiches. But

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Speaker 1: if you're being loud, and if you wake up one

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Speaker 1: of these kids, I'm gonna come down there, and after

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Speaker 1: all these preschoolers watches, I shove a bag out of

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Speaker 1: your you got it, you will shove a back in

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Speaker 1: right up there. My apologies. You're gonna get your order. Okay,

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Speaker 1: just please keep it down. Yeah, we don't have to talcolate,

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Speaker 1: do but we just shoush quieter, we have chocolate. Quieter, okay, quieter, listen.

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Speaker 1: Imagine the sound of like a spider taking a pan

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Speaker 1: into a tiny cup of cotton balls. Don't that's how quiet? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't have chocolates off. I can't no, I can't

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Speaker 1: understand a word you're saying. Okay, sir, I'm sorry. Maybe

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Speaker 1: maybe you should order somewhere out there. Okay, damn it,

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Speaker 1: you just woke them up. I really think you yourself. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: if you weren't talking loud, I wouldn't have wolcome up,

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Speaker 1: all right, guys, everybody up, Yeah, you guys can get up. Apparently,

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Speaker 1: mister sandwich guy on the phone doesn't care about your

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Speaker 1: children's well being, sir, kids care about Put on your shoes.

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Speaker 1: Put on your shoes. We're going down to the sandwich

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Speaker 1: place to kick the sandwich guys. Sir, I've never had

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Speaker 1: the galerie. Get your brass knuckles. Put your brass knuckles on.

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Speaker 1: We're going down there to kick the sandwich guys. That.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry he woke you up. This is ridiculous. Are

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Speaker 1: you serious right now? Are you really? Are you serious?

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Speaker 1: You're talking so damn loud. Won't call these preschoolers up,

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Speaker 1: and now we got to come down there and beat

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Speaker 1: the living crap out of yet. All right, first of all,

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Speaker 1: you are yelling, and second of all, I don't think

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Speaker 1: that you should be in charge of children with a

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Speaker 1: temper like that. So thank you, sir. I'm sorry. Well, no, yeah,

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Speaker 1: before you go, I gotta tell you it's a prank

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Speaker 1: phone call. Geez, wait, this is I'm confused. Are you

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Speaker 1: serious or not? Yes? Well, no, I don't I don't know. Now,

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Speaker 1: I don't know how to answer that. This is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the morning doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you and your co worker Jeremy set

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Speaker 1: you up. Oh my god. He said that you guys

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Speaker 1: usually have a slow period around this time. We wanted

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Speaker 1: me to mess with you. Oh my god. You just

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Speaker 1: really really freaked me out. Oh my god. All right,

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Speaker 1: everybody's staring at me. I was like whispering on the

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Speaker 1: phone from the last six you're being too loud, Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Sorry,