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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season fifty nine, Episode

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Speaker 1: two of Judge Leeze eight Guys, the podcast where we

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Speaker 1: take a deep dive into America's and the world sometimes

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Speaker 1: shared consciousness, using the headline, box office reports, TV rating clues,

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Speaker 1: kinding on Google with social media. It's Tuesday, November seven,

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Speaker 1: two thousand eighteen. My names Jack O'Brien, A kay I

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Speaker 1: like pleasure spiked with pain and music. Is my Jack O'Briant.

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Speaker 1: It's my Jack O'Brien courtesy of Hannah Saltus, and I'm

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Speaker 1: fair to be joined as always by my co host,

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Speaker 1: Mr Miles Gray. Welcome tomorrow, logo. This is my Judgements

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Speaker 1: number two, so no reading can wake him up for

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Speaker 1: the policy reading. Okay, well, that was born out of

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Speaker 1: I still can't get over it, but it's so good.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't have your name in it, so I'll just

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Speaker 1: say it's my os up Gray so much. H Well,

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Speaker 1: we're thrilled to be joined by the very funny writer

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Speaker 1: Alison Stevenson. So I mean, you know, yeah, life and ship. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: life and ship. I can say yeah, yeah, yeah. Really

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Speaker 1: well actually I can't say fun. You can say say ship. Though.

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Speaker 1: How was your Thanksgiving? Your whole past week? Everything about

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Speaker 1: your life? You know, I'm not much of a Thanksgiving person,

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Speaker 1: So I did not do anything. There you go, So

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Speaker 1: on Thanksgiving? Yeah? Kind of like my little tradition, like

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Speaker 1: diarrhea basically yeah, yeah, me too. Doesn't stop us though.

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Speaker 1: Diarrhea is a form of self care because on the

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Speaker 1: toilet ye holiday. Alison. We're gonna get to know you

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Speaker 1: a little bit better, but first we are going to

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Speaker 1: take our listeners through what we're talking about today. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna talk a little bit just check in with the

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Speaker 1: box office because there was some Bafo bio over the weekend.

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Speaker 1: Bafa Bo. We're gonna talk about Milania returning with the

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Speaker 1: fire Christmas decorations. She she did it last year and

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Speaker 1: just kind of check back in with the Mueller thing,

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Speaker 1: because there there seems to be some thing's a bruin

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Speaker 1: on that front. We're gonna talk about how the Trump

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Speaker 1: administration took advantage of the slowest news day of the

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Speaker 1: year to slide in their report on how climate change

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Speaker 1: is going for America. We're gonna talk about what's going

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Speaker 1: on down at the border. It's a fucking mess. But

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Speaker 1: we're going to talk about just how various conservatives are

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Speaker 1: justifying that to themselves and each other. And of course

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Speaker 1: we have to check in with Jerry Springer because his

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Speaker 1: show may be over, but make way for the honorable

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Speaker 1: Judge Jerry, And if we have time, we will do

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Speaker 1: a Google trend skim at the end. But first, Allison,

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Speaker 1: I also should have said you're a you're a comedian too.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why I just said, right, But we

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Speaker 1: like to ask our guests, what is something from your

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Speaker 1: search history that was revealing about who you are? UM?

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Speaker 1: I don't I think this is revealing about who I am,

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Speaker 1: but it is the most recent thing I searched, so

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say it. I just looked up. It

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Speaker 1: was like Frankie Minias doesn't remember Malcolm in the middle. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And then I because I heard that, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: And someone was like, you know, he doesn't remember Malcolm

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Speaker 1: That he his Twitter sometimes slips into like Colonel Kurtz

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Speaker 1: What is something you think is overrated? This is something

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Speaker 1: not trying to be like the Beatles, I'm just gonna

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Speaker 1: say the Beatles get the fun out. You know. It's

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Speaker 1: I bristle against people. And they're like the greatest man

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Speaker 1: I'm like, well, maybe to you, and I get that's

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Speaker 1: Just like the status they've achieved of like God's I

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Speaker 1: Why they just stepped out? Yeah, and they weren't doing

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Speaker 1: okay for the rest of my life. While worshiping the Monkeys, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: say white chocolate? Oh okay, yeah, go on. I feel

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Speaker 1: white chocolate. Hate the Beatles love white chocolate. I mean,

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Speaker 1: too much about it. What is your you know what

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Speaker 1: in that old vine clip that reverses for three people.

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Speaker 1: But then I had, you know, like Magnum ice cream bars.

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Speaker 1: consists of cocoa, butter, sugar, and milk solids. And his character, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: people who didn't. Who didn't, and he didn't ask them

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Speaker 1: if they didn't, So wow, okay, just go after the

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Speaker 1: people that did. That's fair, all twelve of my intern right. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but it does seem like I don't know people in

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Speaker 1: the know, and I'm going to include the president on

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Speaker 1: that because he is the president and the subject of

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Speaker 1: this report. But Hunt, there seems to be some something bubble.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot cooking. Alan Derschwitz, who has always been

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Speaker 1: on the President's side when it comes to this report,

431
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Speaker 1: came out and said, I think the report is going

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Speaker 1: to be devastating to the president, and I know that

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Speaker 1: the president's team is already working on a response to

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Speaker 1: the report. He said that on the This Week yesterday

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Speaker 1: with George Stephanopolis. So I think people are vaguely aware

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Speaker 1: that Mueller has his report about to drop, and it's

437
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Speaker 1: not going to be good for the president. It's gonna

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Speaker 1: make the story of Addie don even look looks it

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Speaker 1: will make that look to him. But yeah, Like, because

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Speaker 1: there are other people around the the Muller investigation that

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Speaker 1: are also like just saying all kinds of stuff, like

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Speaker 1: Jerome Corsi, who was like the former DC bureauci for

443
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Speaker 1: in full Wars and birth conspiracy theorist and John Carry

444
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Speaker 1: swift boat guy like he's out here like doing on

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Speaker 1: One America News, which is like the fucking even zanier

446
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Speaker 1: non news thing for right wingers. They were like, like,

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Speaker 1: we can exclusively report that Jerome Corsi is going to

448
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Speaker 1: like rich checked his plea deal with Mueller and then

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Speaker 1: sue him and then also drop a book about his

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Speaker 1: quote Gestapo style tactics. Uh. Wow, okay, so that can't be.

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Speaker 1: I mean clearly that man is in a tail spin.

452
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Speaker 1: Like the idea that he's going to have a book

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Speaker 1: or something that's gonna exonerate him. I'm not sure what's

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Speaker 1: going on there. Then George Popadopolis he had to go

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Speaker 1: to jail Monday, uh, and was like asking, like in

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Speaker 1: the last minute, he tried to like you know, push

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Speaker 1: back and be like, yo, I actually shouldn't be going

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Speaker 1: to jail, and the judge was like see him Monday. Man,

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Speaker 1: you're going, And I don't care what you think the

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Speaker 1: law is, but you are going. So yeah, we'll see.

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Speaker 1: And then also there's gonna be a report that Mueller

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Speaker 1: puts out on Manafort's cooperation. It was a status report,

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Speaker 1: so we'll know just how cooperative and uh, you know,

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Speaker 1: easy to work with Mr Manafort has been. Oh that'll

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Speaker 1: be interesting. Yeah, so there could be Oh, who knows

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Speaker 1: what's gonna happen. Yeah. But one thing I also did

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Speaker 1: read is that the like as more and more people

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Speaker 1: leave the White House, especially for like General Counsel for

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Speaker 1: the White House. They're like, oh, man, like the White

470
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Speaker 1: House is so horribly ill prepared for, like the coming

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Speaker 1: subpoenas and all these other things Democrats are about to

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Speaker 1: to go ham on in terms of investigating and things

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Speaker 1: like that. So this can't be add that to the

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Speaker 1: pile of the Mueller Report coming out soon. Maybe yeah,

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Speaker 1: you almost makes it's gonna be like on SoundCloud or

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Speaker 1: exactly Lincoln Bio Lincoln Bio. It does seem like Muller

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Speaker 1: is using sort of the I don't know, like the

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Speaker 1: recording artist timing thing where you go silent for a

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Speaker 1: while and then people are like, oh, ship, no, I

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Speaker 1: can't wait to find out, like what yeah. Yeah, By

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Speaker 1: the way, just speaking about people, like stories coming out

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Speaker 1: from behind the scenes of the White House. The story

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Speaker 1: wherein somebody asks Trump how much he thinks the Joint

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Speaker 1: Chiefs of Staff Chairman Earns and he says five million

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Speaker 1: dollars was one of my favorite things from over the week.

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Speaker 1: Million dollars. He just assumes everyone's like a billion there

487
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Speaker 1: around him, and that was probably him thinking of like

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Speaker 1: a low number. How did that guy just someone on

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Speaker 1: the spot, like, hey, how much the Joint chiefs Chief

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Speaker 1: of Staff John Kelly has told others about watching TV

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Speaker 1: with Trump and asking the president how much the chairman

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Speaker 1: of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Ferns Trump guest five

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Speaker 1: million dollars, according to people who were told the story

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Speaker 1: by Kelly, startling the chief of Staff, Kelly responded that

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Speaker 1: he made less than two hundred thousand dollars. The president

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Speaker 1: suggested he get a large raise and noted the number

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Speaker 1: of stars on his uniform. Oh a star for a

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Speaker 1: million dollars. Look at all those stars. Guy deserves at

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Speaker 1: least four. Yeah, isn't there five? We're not more, but yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's just not a This is the So someone quizzed

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Speaker 1: him basically like, you're like a president, how much do

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Speaker 1: you think he makes? Well? Kelly comes off as like

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Speaker 1: an annoying asshole in the story too, because you have

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Speaker 1: you ever been like talking to somebody and they ask

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Speaker 1: you a question that you think they're like genuinely curious

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Speaker 1: about but they know the answer just so you were

507
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:11,120
Speaker 1: just like quizzing me, right, you man? But instead Trump

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Speaker 1: just started talking about all the shiny things on the

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Speaker 1: guy's uniform because that's how his mind works. He's like

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Speaker 1: that one the American flag. Yeah there like uh. So

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Speaker 1: it's always fun to look at the news cycle over

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Speaker 1: the long Thanksgiving holiday because, first of all, the news

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Speaker 1: is we we talked on today's episode. I think about

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Speaker 1: how the news media has these stories that they just

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Speaker 1: like rerun every year. On one of them is like

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Speaker 1: Black Friday Stampede. And one of the other things you'll

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Speaker 1: see is that people try to just like, you know,

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Speaker 1: offload a bad news story, sort of like Indy DeFraine

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Speaker 1: leaking dirt from his like pant leg and hush an like,

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Speaker 1: you know, quietly, like don't don't look over here. I

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00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:12,720
Speaker 1: was gonna say, Leslie Nielsen and naked gun. Three. So

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Speaker 1: the Trump administration decided to take advantage of that slow

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Speaker 1: news day to inform us of our impending doom. They

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Speaker 1: dropped a one thousand, six d and fifty six page

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Speaker 1: National Climate Assessment, which is they only did because it's

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Speaker 1: required by Congress. Obviously, waste of paper, right, and it's

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Speaker 1: just it's not very promising. It's you mean, because it's

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Speaker 1: a real assessment of climate. Yes, uh, And I don't

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Speaker 1: know if we can keep acting surprised I mean somebody

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Speaker 1: even speculated in the New York Times article about this

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Speaker 1: that this could have some legal precedent or or some

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Speaker 1: sort of legal implications for the administration, because now you

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Speaker 1: have clear evidence that they know about this. If they

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Speaker 1: continue with policies where it's right, you're not doing the

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Speaker 1: bare minimum to help prevent problems that are actually hurting Americans.

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Speaker 1: Like that's somewhat of a dereliction of duty. You know,

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Speaker 1: they have this incredibly detailed report to point to at

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Speaker 1: least in the in courtrooms going forward. Well, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: mean I think the Pentagon warrant w Bush like fourteen

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Speaker 1: years ago there, like, hey, this will fuck the world,

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Speaker 1: right strategic Yeah, I mean we talked before who you

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Speaker 1: know who else dropped news the day before Thanksgiving was

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Speaker 1: Facebook also admitting there, like, yeah, a lot of the

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Speaker 1: stuff you read in that New York Times piece was true.

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Speaker 1: So we did direct them to take the sorrow single

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Speaker 1: on trying to defend our fucking negligence as a company.

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Speaker 1: Uh So, Yeah, I guess that's just a note to

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Speaker 1: anybody just if you want to announce something, just just

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Speaker 1: put that out down on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving? Right,

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean, I think people are probably familiar

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Speaker 1: with the very straightforward repercussions of climate change, like the

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Speaker 1: hurricanes and the flooding from the hurricanes, and but there's

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Speaker 1: also they point to in this report, you know, flooding

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Speaker 1: from thunderstorms and like things that aren't like huge national

555
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:20,720
Speaker 1: news stories, but that are still you know, smaller weather

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Speaker 1: events that are still going to cost people, you know,

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Speaker 1: over the course of the next couple of years, hundreds

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Speaker 1: of billions of dollars. Like basically, you know, it keeps

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Speaker 1: getting worse and worse. Where it used to be twenty

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Speaker 1: five years from now, We're all fucked, and then earlier

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Speaker 1: this year it became twelve years from now, We're all fucked.

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Speaker 1: And then this reports like, actually, we're all kind of

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Speaker 1: all currently we're being fucked. That sensation that you feel, right,

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Speaker 1: so uh. And one of the stories that has been

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Speaker 1: pointed to as like a less straightforward thing is just

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Speaker 1: the conflict in Syria was at least partially caused by drought.

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Speaker 1: Drought caused by a potentially climate change. So I mean,

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Speaker 1: there's going to be all sorts of national security issues

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Speaker 1: that we I don't think I'm gonna go out and

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Speaker 1: say it. I don't think this president is taking it

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Speaker 1: seriously enough. Oh whoa, what the fun jack? I have?

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Speaker 1: Just I'm up to here with this guy, I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you what. Well. It's also funny is when you hear

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Speaker 1: people like on the right too. I think it was

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Speaker 1: Rick Santorum's whack ass being like, oh, it'll like dealing

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Speaker 1: with climate change will devastate the economy, and you're like, okay, capitalism,

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Speaker 1: what are we Like you're saying, let's put that off

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Speaker 1: and then we'll just shrivel up and die and fires

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Speaker 1: and floods or whatever. When you can't just do the

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Speaker 1: bare minimum to try and like get ahold of this thing. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I love all those tweets I saying that conservat I

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Speaker 1: think even Trump tweeted it that was just like the

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Speaker 1: coldest winter, elb warming my ass or whatever. God's global

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Speaker 1: warming now? Yeah, global colding. Yeah, I was just in

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Speaker 1: a meat freezer. Where's global warm right now? That? So,

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Speaker 1: another thing that has been going down over the weekend

587
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Speaker 1: is just the fucking mess at the border. The caravan

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00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 1: the doesn't stop. I know. Yeah, the caravan finally arrived

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Speaker 1: or at least part of it. Yeah. Well, and there

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Speaker 1: are a lot of people just currently at the border,

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Speaker 1: specifically at the San a Cedra border crossing, where there

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Speaker 1: I think something like five thousand people camped out near

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Speaker 1: the sports complex and they're all trying to apply for

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Speaker 1: asylum because the administration is like, if you're gonna do it,

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Speaker 1: you do it the right way and you present yourself

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Speaker 1: at a point of entry and apply for asylum there.

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Speaker 1: And there's a couple of problems with that. Yeah, five

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Speaker 1: thousand people who are trying to do that, and right

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Speaker 1: now the agents at the border are processing less than

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Speaker 1: like a hundred a day, So do the math on

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Speaker 1: that and tell me that you don't have people trying

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00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:00,520
Speaker 1: to figure out what the funk is going on. So

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00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 1: there was people protesting about how just slowly they're like

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Speaker 1: processing asylum claims and things like that, and that protest

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00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 1: turned into this showdown between the border patrol and some

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Speaker 1: people who tried to cross the border like breach a

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Speaker 1: like a weak point in the border on Sunday, and

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Speaker 1: they fired some tear gas at them, like into Mexico,

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Speaker 1: the US border patrol, and then like the gas was

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Speaker 1: like carried down wind and like you had a bunch

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00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:27,920
Speaker 1: of they were like awful images of like like parents

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Speaker 1: running with like shoelist kids, like clearly choking on like

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Speaker 1: all the tear gas and things like that. And this

614
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,279
Speaker 1: is like one of these really fucking it's just a

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Speaker 1: ship situation because the Trump administration says, hey, you have

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Speaker 1: to come through a proper point of entry, but they're

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00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:46,439
Speaker 1: not even like according to the laws that the US has,

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00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 1: like under the US laws, if you make it to

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Speaker 1: US soil, you are entitled to ask for asylum. So

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Speaker 1: you can't even even if you didn't across at a

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Speaker 1: point of entry. So they're changing the rules constantly, trying

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00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:00,960
Speaker 1: to make it harder and harder. These people who are

623
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Speaker 1: not again here to fucking take over your aunt's lake

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00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:07,879
Speaker 1: house in Minnesota or fucking get your free US slow

625
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,400
Speaker 1: up the WiFi in your neighborhood. People who are fleeing

626
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:14,960
Speaker 1: violence and just lack totally lack of economic opportunity. Some

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00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:18,120
Speaker 1: people who are coming from Honduras are like sort of

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Speaker 1: like business owners who are just could not stand the

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Speaker 1: violence in their country, so they're not you know, again,

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Speaker 1: this is a situation where typically the US was a

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Speaker 1: place of refuge for people and now it's just like

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Trump's talking about trying to completely shut

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Speaker 1: the border down, which legally he cannot do. And even

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Speaker 1: Fox News just told had to tell him, They're like, illegally,

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Speaker 1: can't just shut the border down, p Mr President. But

636
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 1: they also have some pretty hot takes on the tear

637
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:47,000
Speaker 1: gas that was being shot at people on Fox and Friends.

638
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:48,920
Speaker 1: I think it was a guest of their's said that

639
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:51,480
Speaker 1: the tear gas is all good because all natural, and

640
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:53,839
Speaker 1: I think that there is it's so natural you could

641
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:56,680
Speaker 1: eat it. Yeah you put Yeah, let's just hear this

642
00:37:57,160 --> 00:38:00,239
Speaker 1: this hot take. There was a small whole they were

643
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 1: able to puncture through the border wall and they hurled

644
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 1: also some rocks, et cetera at the border patrol agents

645
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:11,920
Speaker 1: and then they fired the tear gas. Is that warranted? Absolutely?

646
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:16,680
Speaker 1: And to clarify, the type of deterrent being used is

647
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:22,080
Speaker 1: o ce pepper spray. It's literally water pepper with a

648
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:26,719
Speaker 1: small amount of alcohol for evaporation purposes. It's natural. You

649
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:30,880
Speaker 1: could actually put it on your nachos and eat it. Right.

650
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:35,000
Speaker 1: Let's see that. Yeah, let's see that challenge. We really

651
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:37,799
Speaker 1: should feed this see that, Gop. I want to see

652
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:44,840
Speaker 1: all y'all is Ronald Colburn, who is Border Patrol Foundation founder,

653
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 1: um and just to have to state the obvious, and

654
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 1: I wish that our world wasn't where you had to

655
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:56,440
Speaker 1: state the obvious. But the chemicals that combine with the

656
00:38:56,560 --> 00:39:01,240
Speaker 1: pepper can cause adverse cardiac, respiratory, and logical effects, including

657
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 1: a rhythmi isn't sudden death? That is especially true of

658
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:08,600
Speaker 1: children who come into contact with pepper spray. I mean,

659
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:12,000
Speaker 1: you probably knew pepper spray was bad, but just it's

660
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:15,279
Speaker 1: I feel like at a at a certain point, the

661
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:17,719
Speaker 1: only thing to do is just take each of these

662
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:20,359
Speaker 1: arguments one at a time and just kind of bat

663
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:23,600
Speaker 1: them down. Well, yeah, because I mean all people on

664
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:26,120
Speaker 1: the right are trying to do is rationalize what, like

665
00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:29,399
Speaker 1: why everything is okay? Why you can treat these people

666
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:34,440
Speaker 1: like this rationalist pepper spray? Yeah, as a nacho topping, all,

667
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:36,920
Speaker 1: what what are these nachos that you're eating where you're

668
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:40,880
Speaker 1: gonna put pepper? Even the idea of like just putting pepper,

669
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Speaker 1: because I think he was trying to get at that, like, oh,

670
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 1: you know, like how you pepper your nachos? Like pepper?

671
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:52,719
Speaker 1: Someone comes around some fresh ground pepper on your Yes,

672
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Speaker 1: But I know, I actually brought my own CS guess

673
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:56,920
Speaker 1: that I'm going to spray on it. Please wear a

674
00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 1: gas mask. A Lissa Milano tweeted, you tear guest women

675
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:04,360
Speaker 1: in children swipe, and Tommy Lauren twote bum Rushing the

676
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:08,120
Speaker 1: border is a choice and has consequences. Watching the USA

677
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:13,360
Speaker 1: finally defend our borders was the highlight of my Thanksgiving weekend.

678
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:18,239
Speaker 1: Prayer hands, prayer hands, prayer hands. And then there was

679
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Speaker 1: Breaking News Live showing a report, uh U S military

680
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Speaker 1: helicopters are currently heavily patrolling the US Mexico border near

681
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Speaker 1: the border city of Tijuana as illegal immigrants try to

682
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Speaker 1: storm the U. S border, And uh there's a picture

683
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Speaker 1: of a person from the caravan or you know, an

684
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Speaker 1: immigrant who's quote trying to storm the border who is

685
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Speaker 1: in a wheelchair, And Derek Hunter from The Daily Collar tweeted,

686
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Speaker 1: I'm sure the guy in the wheelchair will be net

687
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 1: positive to the economy and then shut it down. So yeah,

688
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:59,840
Speaker 1: they're like, the proudly unsympathetic, unempathetic response to this is just,

689
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 1: you know, it's nice. It's like getting an ice bath

690
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:06,279
Speaker 1: of just conservative shittiness like that gets us back into

691
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:09,720
Speaker 1: the new cycle. Right, Yeah, we're too comfortable over the weekend.

692
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:13,279
Speaker 1: I guess uh. It's it's funny because no one can

693
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 1: ever acknowledge what these people are fleeing. We can only

694
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:19,960
Speaker 1: sort of frame this as the barbarians at the gates,

695
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:22,360
Speaker 1: so to speak, of his people trying to break in,

696
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:25,480
Speaker 1: mash the gates up, breach the border. And I think

697
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Speaker 1: even the Mexican officials, like it was maybe at thirty

698
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,239
Speaker 1: at the most people who were actually part of like

699
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 1: trying to breach the actual border or whatever. There were

700
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 1: people sort of like in this dry riverbed part where

701
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 1: a lot of the sort of showdown was happening. But

702
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:43,319
Speaker 1: it's never acknowledging what the situation is that these people

703
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:46,279
Speaker 1: are fleeing. It's always just like they're trying. They're coming

704
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 1: for whatever, our our lake houses are jobs, whatever. Not. Hi,

705
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:52,560
Speaker 1: have you ever had a child and had to worry

706
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:54,040
Speaker 1: about like what their future is going to be, Like

707
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:56,080
Speaker 1: you had daughters, you had to worry about sexual violence

708
00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:58,400
Speaker 1: or people getting killed in gang violence and things like that,

709
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:00,799
Speaker 1: and your only option is too fun can leave your home?

710
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:03,239
Speaker 1: No no, no, Yeah, it's like coming from this like

711
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:06,600
Speaker 1: if you want to leave your home, the place you're from,

712
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 1: Like you're obvious there's obvialy something going on that you

713
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:12,239
Speaker 1: need to get away from. Like people don't like I'm

714
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 1: sure they're not, like, yeah, I get to like leave

715
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 1: my home country. Like it's not a stoked thing. It's

716
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:20,880
Speaker 1: like I gotta I have to do this. I literally

717
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:22,960
Speaker 1: have to do this, and to not see that, and

718
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,839
Speaker 1: I just think that it's like a fun thing. That's

719
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:27,479
Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, they just want to live here. Okay,

720
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:29,600
Speaker 1: Well that's a comfort of not having any sort of

721
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:33,480
Speaker 1: any realistic existential threat to you, like like like the

722
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 1: closest thing and be like, there weren't enough steam punkers

723
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:37,880
Speaker 1: in my town in Idaho, so I had to move

724
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 1: to Seattle, right, yeah, exactly. I left a bad situation

725
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:47,399
Speaker 1: and those people who fled I would live with more

726
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:51,880
Speaker 1: steampunkers in Seattle are the people who the conservatives all hated,

727
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:56,479
Speaker 1: and fuck you, don't don't move to my town. Also,

728
00:42:56,680 --> 00:43:00,560
Speaker 1: just to dismantle some of the excuses that services are

729
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:02,799
Speaker 1: using to go to sleep at night, they've been talking

730
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:06,600
Speaker 1: about how Mexico offered them asylum but they refused to

731
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:10,200
Speaker 1: accept the asylum. That offer of asylum was made on

732
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 1: a quote rural stretch of highway where the caravan was

733
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:16,040
Speaker 1: blocked by over a hundred cops dressed him riot gear,

734
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:19,840
Speaker 1: And there was no guarantee that they wouldn't immediately be

735
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:24,680
Speaker 1: deported after asylum was granted. So it wasn't just the

736
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:27,800
Speaker 1: term asylum. You'd be like, okay, asylum and you have

737
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:30,840
Speaker 1: to go. It wasn't a great offer that everybody on

738
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:33,880
Speaker 1: the right is making it out to be. And also,

739
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 1: these are people who are fleeing violence, like you said,

740
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:41,720
Speaker 1: and Mexico has had a history. People have fled Mexico

741
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:45,600
Speaker 1: because of how you know, certain groups like lgbt Q

742
00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:50,320
Speaker 1: people are treated, or people with indigenous heritage. Uh. So

743
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 1: Mexico is also not the ideal location to be granted asylum.

744
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:57,920
Speaker 1: So come to the US where some right wing terrorists

745
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:02,440
Speaker 1: will kill you, but we're not. We're mostly okay. Uh.

746
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:06,440
Speaker 1: And then officers in Mexico encourage asylum seekers to give

747
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:09,520
Speaker 1: up on their applications and just get deported. They openly

748
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:12,400
Speaker 1: mocked people's fears of violence and actively discourage them from

749
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:15,200
Speaker 1: seeking protection. Uh. There's also the why don't they just

750
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:19,440
Speaker 1: enter legally? Because I mean, the clear answer to this

751
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:21,920
Speaker 1: is they must just like breaking the law or something,

752
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 1: because yeah, no, it's uh, they are trying to seek

753
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:30,320
Speaker 1: asylum through the proper channels, and Fox just completely focuses

754
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:32,880
Speaker 1: on the people who are trying to storm the border,

755
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 1: like it was like a scene from The Walking Dead,

756
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:40,200
Speaker 1: but it's actually that's a very very small portion of

757
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:44,160
Speaker 1: the caravan. It was like five people held a peaceful

758
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:46,360
Speaker 1: protest out of the eight thousand people in the caravan,

759
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:50,640
Speaker 1: and then like a group of a couple like, yeah,

760
00:44:50,719 --> 00:44:53,600
Speaker 1: like just broke off. Well yeah, and then they get

761
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:55,879
Speaker 1: like I was saying, like why don't they apply? It's

762
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:58,960
Speaker 1: because the Trump administration is just basically trying to end

763
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:02,440
Speaker 1: the practice granting people asylum completely. So they're like, okay,

764
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:05,520
Speaker 1: well then not just we'll ignore the laws that say

765
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:07,319
Speaker 1: if you get to the US then you can apply.

766
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 1: It's like, well, now you have to do it through

767
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 1: this very narrow channel. And even then there's such a

768
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:14,440
Speaker 1: backlog that I think they're it's less than a hundred

769
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:17,319
Speaker 1: summer saying less than forty or maybe forty a day.

770
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 1: So yeah, and the reason some of these people are

771
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:24,759
Speaker 1: desperate enough to you know, storm the border is that

772
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:28,840
Speaker 1: they're being held in like soccer stadiums with two bathrooms

773
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:33,719
Speaker 1: for thousands of people, and they're just terrible, you know,

774
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:37,759
Speaker 1: circumstances that they're living in and they have children with them,

775
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:42,120
Speaker 1: and it's a humanitarian crisis. And then there's obviously the

776
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:45,359
Speaker 1: argument about pepper spray that we already explained why it's

777
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:50,480
Speaker 1: not totally correct at least again. I look, there's anybody

778
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:53,440
Speaker 1: from Fox that really wants to do the CS Nacho challenge,

779
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 1: put them pull up? You know what I mean? Is

780
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:57,960
Speaker 1: that safe? Pull up? I want to set a whole

781
00:45:58,040 --> 00:46:01,960
Speaker 1: Nacho's bellground day, fucking gas that ship, right, and let's

782
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 1: see how how fucking tough your insights are. Right? Oh

783
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:09,120
Speaker 1: my goodness, someone will do it. I can't wait till

784
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:13,400
Speaker 1: I have a feeling can be baited into it. You're like,

785
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 1: oh yeah, i'll show you. Actually, but I don't even

786
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:18,040
Speaker 1: know if they would upload the video because it would

787
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:20,400
Speaker 1: be taking such a massive l on the internet, right,

788
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:23,839
Speaker 1: and it also maybe possibly be dying, so that makes

789
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:26,320
Speaker 1: it hard to upload the video. But it's all natural

790
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:29,920
Speaker 1: from something all natural. I don't know. That's the question,

791
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:32,919
Speaker 1: isn't it all right? We're gonna take another quick break.

792
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:45,759
Speaker 1: We'll be right back and we're back, and so is

793
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:52,200
Speaker 1: Jerry Springer. Baby. Yes, I mean, look, it was some

794
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:54,880
Speaker 1: dark days ahead because as we all know, I mean,

795
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:56,439
Speaker 1: I don't know about you guys. I have Google Alert

796
00:46:56,480 --> 00:47:01,279
Speaker 1: set up for Jerry Springer. But after fucking seasons, I

797
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 1: cannot believe it had twenty seven seasons. Uh. The CW

798
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 1: basically stopped ordering new episodes. Uh. And so the former

799
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:13,000
Speaker 1: it wasn't even mayor of Cincinnati, he was Cleveland or Cleveland,

800
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:15,360
Speaker 1: I forget it says he was born at the Highgate

801
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:20,160
Speaker 1: Tube station. On his Wikipedia he was born. Yes, he

802
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 1: was Cincinnati mayor anyway, after all that, he uh, yeah,

803
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,560
Speaker 1: the season is ending, So the Jerry Springer shows ending. Uh.

804
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:28,560
Speaker 1: And we all know Steve Wilcos he had to leave.

805
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:30,799
Speaker 1: He had his own show, you see Wilco Show, which

806
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 1: is another flaming pile of American garbage. But this one

807
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:38,000
Speaker 1: is now. The new show will be called Judge Jerry,

808
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 1: and I mean, you guys are aready get where he's going.

809
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:45,880
Speaker 1: The show will have Jerry Springer quote slide from the

810
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 1: stage too, behind the bench using law in order to

811
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:53,520
Speaker 1: settle disputes. At least they accurately portrayed how he moves,

812
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:57,120
Speaker 1: which is just sliding along on a trail of slime. Yeah. Right,

813
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 1: But I mean it would be interesting what kind of

814
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:03,840
Speaker 1: fake conflicts they had cook up in this show, considering

815
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:07,560
Speaker 1: how it wasn't all of the Jerry Springer show fake basically,

816
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:09,719
Speaker 1: or they could find people with enough problems and they

817
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 1: could just embellish on the show. I think it was

818
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:15,400
Speaker 1: just very embellished. I think those were real problems that

819
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:18,719
Speaker 1: they escalated. Oh yeah, I mean, I'm my you know,

820
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 1: my husband doesn't know that the baby is his brother's.

821
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 1: Is a common theme on this show and in life

822
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 1: right or like early on, like like every episode with

823
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:35,399
Speaker 1: some weird problematic, transphobic episode. What yeah, not a woman, right?

824
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:38,279
Speaker 1: So I don't know what this show end up doing.

825
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:41,480
Speaker 1: Uh but you know, he's got a liberal streak to him,

826
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:44,359
Speaker 1: so maybe think something less wacky. I'm just wondering if

827
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:47,520
Speaker 1: they're still going to be physical altercations, what are they

828
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:50,640
Speaker 1: going to keep that going? I mean, that's one thing

829
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:53,680
Speaker 1: these Judge shows are missing. Yeah, because no one acts

830
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:57,359
Speaker 1: up in Judge Judy's court because she's too she will

831
00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:01,360
Speaker 1: fucking destroy you with her words. There are great supercuts

832
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:05,840
Speaker 1: of Judge Judy just vaporizing people rhetorically. But yeah, I

833
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:07,840
Speaker 1: don't know. I think it's going to be mostly trial

834
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:11,439
Speaker 1: by combat and trial by word deal. Uh, those Middle

835
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:15,480
Speaker 1: Ages ways of determining whether you just fight each other

836
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:18,040
Speaker 1: to the day and if you don't die, then you

837
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:21,960
Speaker 1: are innocent, um and you get to be uh the

838
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 1: king of Judge Jerry's court. But you know, good luck

839
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:27,560
Speaker 1: to him. This is an NBC venture, So I maybe

840
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 1: one day we'll be on that show and we can

841
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:32,120
Speaker 1: have a dispute settled. Right, it's a great idea. Okay, great,

842
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:35,160
Speaker 1: well let's try and book that. Jack, you and I.

843
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:37,200
Speaker 1: Let's great, we have to create a books the Jerry

844
00:49:37,239 --> 00:49:42,279
Speaker 1: Springer Judge Jerry Show. Yeah, I mean brilliant people clearly

845
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:46,120
Speaker 1: to podcast hosts argue over the name of their show.

846
00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:51,600
Speaker 1: They fight over a Casper mattress, Judge Jerry. When the

847
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 1: deal came through, I was promised the king size mattress

848
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:59,080
Speaker 1: and Jack took that. So what say you? It's also

849
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:02,279
Speaker 1: playing that Jerry has any sort of like what he

850
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:07,239
Speaker 1: says will actually get be in effect. You you win,

851
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:10,160
Speaker 1: Like what's going to go from there? Right? Judge Judy

852
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:13,640
Speaker 1: is an actual like Judge like a very successful, like

853
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:18,160
Speaker 1: hard nosed, you know, person from the legal profession, and

854
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:20,839
Speaker 1: Judge Jerry, they're just gonna be like, no, fucky man.

855
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:24,439
Speaker 1: He's got a j d from Northwestern Oh my bad. Yeah,

856
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:28,480
Speaker 1: and he was a political campaign advisor to RFK. But

857
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:32,080
Speaker 1: Judge Judy had a long and distinguished legal career before

858
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:34,680
Speaker 1: she decided to become a billionaire. Oh yeah, yeah yeah.

859
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:37,560
Speaker 1: I mean her money is so long, I know it

860
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:40,439
Speaker 1: will your eyes will roll back in your head. Yeah

861
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:44,640
Speaker 1: is that true? Still? Oh yeah, okay, yeah, And she's

862
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:47,120
Speaker 1: like the deal, the last deal she signed was some

863
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:50,640
Speaker 1: kind of astronomical like he's like, good for you, Judge Judy.

864
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I'm like, really, I really want

865
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 1: her to do well, and she really is doing alright.

866
00:50:57,719 --> 00:51:01,520
Speaker 1: Guess let's check in with Google tray search. Um, what

867
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:05,239
Speaker 1: was trending? What is trending over? What are you all

868
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:09,359
Speaker 1: talking about? So yesterday cyber Monday was obviously trending. Did

869
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:14,120
Speaker 1: you guys cyber any Monday? Up? Nope? No, cool, No

870
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:20,000
Speaker 1: thought about it. But the closest thing I bought over

871
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:22,880
Speaker 1: the weekend was a portable battery pack to charge my

872
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:25,399
Speaker 1: phone with because it was really cheap. That's pretty dope.

873
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:28,799
Speaker 1: But that's about the level of excitement in my life. Yeah,

874
00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:32,080
Speaker 1: I need one of those. Actually, oh really, well look

875
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:35,239
Speaker 1: you should should agree to do a secret Santa Jack.

876
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 1: But he said no, I got a leaf blower. That's

877
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:41,719
Speaker 1: my big thing. You did plugging leaf blower? Yeah for

878
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:45,680
Speaker 1: for a backyard. Yeah you're gonna use it? Yeah, okay,

879
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 1: hell yeah, I have some real dad ships. I am

880
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:53,040
Speaker 1: turning into the daddi ist. Dad. Did you order some

881
00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:58,000
Speaker 1: khaki shorts to start with a brown belt and a

882
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:01,000
Speaker 1: white polo? You can talk right in there with saknes

883
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:04,319
Speaker 1: or no A via sneakers. A couple of days ago,

884
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:07,920
Speaker 1: and NB A Young Boy was trending, and that is

885
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:10,840
Speaker 1: a rapper's name. What's Who's NBA young Boy? He's a

886
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:14,359
Speaker 1: rapper who uh was rumored to have been shot three

887
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:18,360
Speaker 1: times over the long weekend and who has responded to

888
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:21,360
Speaker 1: those rumors thing I wasn't shot. My name is the

889
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:26,040
Speaker 1: NBA Young Boy. Uh. I just like, I think that's

890
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:30,000
Speaker 1: my favorite new rapper name that I've heard. Dummy Boy

891
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:34,080
Speaker 1: also trending. Also, that's actually Takashi six nine new album.

892
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:38,440
Speaker 1: Oh it is yeah, ah man, he's in jail. He

893
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:41,800
Speaker 1: can't do any press for that. Huh, what a wasted album?

894
00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:45,480
Speaker 1: Does any update on him? Is he trending today? Is

895
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:48,160
Speaker 1: he does he safe in jail? He's the child molester? Right?

896
00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:50,239
Speaker 1: He was in a video where I think someone was

897
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:53,040
Speaker 1: having sex with a thirteen year old or something, which

898
00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:56,759
Speaker 1: is like very anyway. Yeah, so that's what that's and

899
00:52:56,800 --> 00:53:00,320
Speaker 1: he only got probation for that. Yeah, I mean, come on,

900
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:02,680
Speaker 1: I mean, get a good lawyer. We've all showed up

901
00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:09,200
Speaker 1: in time your background of a video or somebody's you know,

902
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:14,920
Speaker 1: uh having sex with okay, okay and a young boy.

903
00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:19,800
Speaker 1: Let he without through the first stone. I don't know

904
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:25,800
Speaker 1: this one. A lot of NBA stuff tweeting or trending.

905
00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:29,400
Speaker 1: Dwight Howard there was a big story where that I

906
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:32,080
Speaker 1: think ended up being a hoax, but it it was

907
00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:37,799
Speaker 1: basically his former girlfriend, who is a trans woman, came

908
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:41,040
Speaker 1: out and alleged that he had abused her when they

909
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:45,000
Speaker 1: were in a relationship, and that gave NBA Twitter the

910
00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:50,640
Speaker 1: opportunity to just be incredibly problematic. Yeah, it was interesting.

911
00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:52,399
Speaker 1: I thought there was going to be a thing where

912
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:56,400
Speaker 1: we had like a star athlete kind of be outed

913
00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:59,200
Speaker 1: and see how how he dealt with it in the world,

914
00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:01,880
Speaker 1: dealt with it. But it looks like this might be

915
00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:05,000
Speaker 1: a hoax because the person who outed him apparently did

916
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:08,719
Speaker 1: the exact same thing to Playboy CARDI last year, like

917
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:12,920
Speaker 1: around this time. Wow, homophobic hip hop fans? Do you

918
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,880
Speaker 1: believe it? What can we do? Wait? What was the

919
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:19,200
Speaker 1: thing with Tiger was playing Phil Mickelson? I saw that training.

920
00:54:19,239 --> 00:54:21,400
Speaker 1: Did they just do like a weird trick match or

921
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:25,040
Speaker 1: something like a charity game or something? It was it

922
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:28,320
Speaker 1: was a pay per view. They tried to boxing a

923
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:31,319
Speaker 1: five golf They did one on one Tiger Woods versu.

924
00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:36,880
Speaker 1: Phil Mickelson where the winner would win nine million dollars. Oh,

925
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,040
Speaker 1: that's why I saw memes of Tiger Woods looking at

926
00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:41,399
Speaker 1: up like literally a mountain of cash, and he said

927
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:44,759
Speaker 1: that feeling when you lose nine million dollars. Yeah yeah wait,

928
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:48,040
Speaker 1: so oh my wow, golf. Come on now, going on,

929
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:51,000
Speaker 1: how many people have paid for that ship? Nobody? I

930
00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:54,160
Speaker 1: think a lot of people initially paid for it, and

931
00:54:54,239 --> 00:54:58,239
Speaker 1: then there were technical difficulties and the parent company had

932
00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:00,640
Speaker 1: to just turn that whole ship down. Oh and just

933
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:03,799
Speaker 1: make it free. Yeah, just real funded almost everybody's money.

934
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:09,879
Speaker 1: So that's a bad day for them. Did anybody watch

935
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:13,320
Speaker 1: any football over the weekend? Michigan, VERUS, Ohio State? No.

936
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:15,600
Speaker 1: I saw that L s U, Texas A and M

937
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:18,240
Speaker 1: game go to like nine overtimes yea, or just towards

938
00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:19,560
Speaker 1: the tail end of that. And I was the first

939
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:22,000
Speaker 1: time I've watched college football in a long time, and

940
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:24,000
Speaker 1: I didn't know what was going on. You know how

941
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:27,200
Speaker 1: people like make fun of fans of sports by being like, oh,

942
00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:29,960
Speaker 1: you root for the laundry. You just like, you cheer

943
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:32,960
Speaker 1: for a team even though the player like leaves the team,

944
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:35,759
Speaker 1: but all you care about is like the logo on

945
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:39,400
Speaker 1: the thing. I literally root for Michigan because of the laundry.

946
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:41,960
Speaker 1: I just like their uniforms. And I've always rooted for

947
00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:44,359
Speaker 1: them ever since the Fab five. Always been a big

948
00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:47,040
Speaker 1: Wolverine fan, Always been a big Wolverine fans. I mean,

949
00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:48,960
Speaker 1: if you're a fan of it, if you're actually a

950
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:50,960
Speaker 1: fan of a team or a club, it's because you

951
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:54,319
Speaker 1: actually like the team and not the players in it, right, Yeah,

952
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:57,840
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, And I've just heard that logic attacked

953
00:55:57,920 --> 00:55:59,919
Speaker 1: by people being like, oh, you're just fan of the lawn.

954
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:04,359
Speaker 1: Well yeah, my laundry is looking great. I know you're

955
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:06,719
Speaker 1: just a fan of the tattoo on your hand. Yeah, well,

956
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:09,680
Speaker 1: what are you gonna do? Yeah? Well, those are a

957
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:11,840
Speaker 1: couple of things that jumped out of me from the trend.

958
00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:15,040
Speaker 1: I have to ask one thing. Because it was a

959
00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:17,000
Speaker 1: long weekend and everybody had a lot of time. Did

960
00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:19,959
Speaker 1: anybody watch movies over the weekend that I actually watched

961
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:23,320
Speaker 1: something new because I finally saw Stars Born. Oh wow,

962
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:27,480
Speaker 1: And I didn't realize Lady Gaga is in the movie.

963
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:31,439
Speaker 1: That was really to this a bit that you told

964
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:33,799
Speaker 1: me you were doing the whole the whole movie was Yeah,

965
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:36,200
Speaker 1: I was pissing off her majesty. We're watching with some friends.

966
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:38,680
Speaker 1: Shout out to Jason and injury. But I was like, way,

967
00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:43,800
Speaker 1: so is that? Well, that's Lady Gaga? Dumn. That was

968
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:46,200
Speaker 1: although Bradley Cooper some a lot of people had to

969
00:56:46,239 --> 00:56:49,120
Speaker 1: take of like, yeah, Bradley Cooper was like whatever. I

970
00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:51,920
Speaker 1: didn't think he was bad, but I guess his character

971
00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:53,920
Speaker 1: could have been played by I think any actor, Like

972
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:55,720
Speaker 1: I didn't feel like it was something that only Bradley

973
00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:59,200
Speaker 1: Cooper could have played. His ultimate decision, his character is

974
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:02,120
Speaker 1: most important decision. I will say it feels unearned, but

975
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:04,759
Speaker 1: I thought I thought his performance was pretty cool, maybe

976
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:07,759
Speaker 1: just because I've seen him be so different that he

977
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,640
Speaker 1: like I was, like, man, he really changed his voice, right,

978
00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:16,080
Speaker 1: that's pretty like anybody can tell no, see nice trash myself?

979
00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:19,280
Speaker 1: You're no, Bradley. Did you see stars? No? I haven't

980
00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:21,480
Speaker 1: seen it. Do you care to? Um? Is there any

981
00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:25,040
Speaker 1: no gravity? Did you not know that? Lady? Well, now

982
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:29,120
Speaker 1: to check it out. I feel like they should have

983
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:32,040
Speaker 1: led with that. Yeah. I should have definitely promoted that more.

984
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:34,280
Speaker 1: I thought it was just Bradley Cooper like a solo show.

985
00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:38,520
Speaker 1: It was his life story. Also shout to Angela, the

986
00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:42,000
Speaker 1: drag queen was in the movie, very heavily featured, and

987
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:46,440
Speaker 1: they they called her so Angela, So yes, Hallelujah, Hallel.

988
00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:49,720
Speaker 1: I only watched a movie by the name of Rules

989
00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:53,040
Speaker 1: of Engagement that was on So I finally got cable

990
00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:57,640
Speaker 1: after after moving a few weeks ago and just went

991
00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:01,160
Speaker 1: into a you know, just watching whatever shitty movie was

992
00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:04,560
Speaker 1: on on Start at like eleven o'clock at night, And

993
00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:08,080
Speaker 1: Rules of Engagement was it in which Tommy Lee Jones

994
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:14,280
Speaker 1: defends Samuel L. Jackson for like slaughtering a group of

995
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:17,840
Speaker 1: people in Yemen, I believe. And it is the most

996
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,680
Speaker 1: islamophobic movie I've ever seen. And I assumed it was

997
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:23,760
Speaker 1: like in response to September eleven, but it was like

998
00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:26,960
Speaker 1: a year before September eleven. They're just like, yeah, you're

999
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:30,640
Speaker 1: gonna want some justification for why. I thought you were

1000
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:34,120
Speaker 1: talking about the David Spade show Rules of Engagement. Now, yeah,

1001
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:37,600
Speaker 1: I've seen I've already seen that show. Yeah, I can't

1002
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:41,120
Speaker 1: believe that she was on for six years. Uh. Super

1003
00:58:41,120 --> 00:58:44,440
Speaker 1: producer around Hosni watched a ton of movies, like an

1004
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:48,320
Speaker 1: impressive number of movies, and she said the Crimes of

1005
00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:57,800
Speaker 1: Grindele mild. I think I nailed that. Yeah, Candle Candle

1006
00:58:57,880 --> 00:59:02,600
Speaker 1: would Candlewood was hard to follow on Edibles was the

1007
00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:08,400
Speaker 1: her most cogent critique of the movies she watched over

1008
00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:10,360
Speaker 1: the weekend. Yeah, I heard that not many people were

1009
00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:12,720
Speaker 1: feeling that one, The Robin Hood one. I think when

1010
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:15,360
Speaker 1: you go see The Robin Hood one, I'm a little curious.

1011
00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:16,960
Speaker 1: I think I need to see it. I think I

1012
00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:18,440
Speaker 1: need to go And I like to be in a

1013
00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:20,680
Speaker 1: movie and get so angry at the movies. It's a

1014
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:22,960
Speaker 1: good feeling. I don't know. It's a chase I feel.

1015
00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:25,720
Speaker 1: I think it's better to go on rot Tomatoes. Okay,

1016
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:32,479
Speaker 1: and just pointed to on Rotten Tomatoes for Robin Hood.

1017
00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:37,080
Speaker 1: What what is it on Metacritic? It's like three. Don't know.

1018
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:40,080
Speaker 1: It's hard for me to hate a movie, Like a

1019
00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:41,640
Speaker 1: movie has to do a lot for me to like

1020
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:44,040
Speaker 1: hate it. Or don't you ever watch a terrible movie

1021
00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:46,080
Speaker 1: and just turn it off? You're like, okay, now you are.

1022
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:48,720
Speaker 1: Now you're pushing me too far. I can't believe any

1023
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:53,920
Speaker 1: of this Ford Okay, you know, like they try. I

1024
00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:55,560
Speaker 1: don't know. It's hard for me to be like this.

1025
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,200
Speaker 1: I to walk I've never really walked out. I would

1026
00:59:58,200 --> 01:00:00,520
Speaker 1: think I've only walked out of two movies my whole life. Oh,

1027
01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:02,960
Speaker 1: even if it's bad, I'm like, I'll just like, well,

1028
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:04,640
Speaker 1: a movie I pay for, I'm not gonna walk out

1029
01:00:04,680 --> 01:00:08,320
Speaker 1: of Would you walk out of? Safe Haven? Actually wrote

1030
01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:10,480
Speaker 1: about walking out of that one, which was it's like

1031
01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:14,920
Speaker 1: a Nicholas Sparks joint. You know, it's like it's so

1032
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:17,360
Speaker 1: bad it wasn't a safe Wait, so how did you

1033
01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:18,840
Speaker 1: what took you to the point where you go? I

1034
01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:21,959
Speaker 1: cannot physically be in the same space as this film.

1035
01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:23,920
Speaker 1: I think it was my state of mind. I was

1036
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:27,160
Speaker 1: really hungover and like I was just meant like I

1037
01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:30,080
Speaker 1: wanted to go into like a cheesy rom com sort

1038
01:00:30,120 --> 01:00:33,720
Speaker 1: of romantic movie kind of being like I just need

1039
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:36,880
Speaker 1: this right now, because like every sparks and then it

1040
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:40,000
Speaker 1: just made everything worse. Instead of being like the sort

1041
01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:43,000
Speaker 1: of heart flattery like oh maybe love is out there

1042
01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:46,120
Speaker 1: or whatever, it was like fuck this and walk out.

1043
01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:51,160
Speaker 1: It was so bad. It was like there's a you know,

1044
01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:53,000
Speaker 1: I don't want to give too much away. I think

1045
01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:56,200
Speaker 1: people can I get just do it. It starts off

1046
01:00:56,360 --> 01:00:58,800
Speaker 1: kind of almost feeling like it's like a like a

1047
01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:03,800
Speaker 1: crime thriller where this woman's town. It's starting to spoil

1048
01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:12,840
Speaker 1: spoiler alert. There are opening credits, um, but it's like

1049
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:14,920
Speaker 1: you feel like it's like a crime thriller and this

1050
01:01:15,120 --> 01:01:17,120
Speaker 1: woman is escaping town and you're like why she did,

1051
01:01:17,720 --> 01:01:19,400
Speaker 1: and then she ends up in this little town and

1052
01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:21,920
Speaker 1: meets this guy and they fall in love, and then

1053
01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:24,200
Speaker 1: you finally find out why she was escaping, and like

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Speaker 1: she's supposedly wanted for murder, but it's just her crazy

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Speaker 1: alcoholic ex husband who's trying to find her and he

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Speaker 1: works for the cops and he's like framing her for

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Speaker 1: murder so she can get her back home. And then

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Speaker 1: this whole time, she has like a friend who she

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Speaker 1: meets in this town, and you find out at the

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Speaker 1: end that this friend is the ghost of her new

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Speaker 1: boyfriend's ex dead white what I just locked out that

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Speaker 1: on that on that summary, they just like packed every

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Speaker 1: like plat twist into that movie. It was like it

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Speaker 1: was very chump shamal And then it turned out she

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Speaker 1: was also dead, And turns out I was dead to

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Speaker 1: right on the inside. Yeah, Godzilla only movie I've ever

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Speaker 1: walked up and I was with genre no and Matthew Roderick.

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Speaker 1: Ye oh, come on, come on, Jack. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what the funk I was expecting. I think it's because

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Speaker 1: it's in the same genre as my favorite movie, Jaws,

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Speaker 1: and so I go in with higher expectations than has

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Speaker 1: Like Jaws, it's a monster movie. I guess My FIRS

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Speaker 1: seven is so like based in Japanese culture. I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 1: it's just a guy, like I'll just habitually see every

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Speaker 1: Godzilla movie. Yeah, Japan ripped off Jaws first, that I know,

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Speaker 1: And I apologize to you every day for that. But

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Speaker 1: the thing that really got me is because of the

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Speaker 1: Taco Bella promotion with Chalupa's, you had to get the

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Speaker 1: z to one a million dollars at Godzilla with every

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Speaker 1: Chalupa you bought, never get the fun I have Goddilla

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Speaker 1: could never didn't say that's good enough, No, that's good enough, man,

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Speaker 1: you win. Yeah, it's because it's what is a boardwalk

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Speaker 1: basically of like game pieces, where like that's the one

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Speaker 1: for McDonald's. If you ever want to get the full

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Speaker 1: like board you would never get boardwalk at that story. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: did you know the story behind that? The dude who

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Speaker 1: was like in charge of security for that was scamming

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Speaker 1: the whole thing and like he basically was giving out

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01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:28,120
Speaker 1: the winning pieces to his friends and family and they

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01:03:28,160 --> 01:03:29,520
Speaker 1: were cutting him in and they were cutting him in.

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Speaker 1: It's an amazing story that they're going to make a

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Speaker 1: movie about, uh fairly soon and I'm going to walk

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Speaker 1: out on that fucking movie because it should have been me. Yes, well, guys,

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Speaker 1: this has been a blast. Wow truly has Alison? Where

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01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:50,640
Speaker 1: can people find you? Follow you? Oh? I'm on Twitter

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01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:54,320
Speaker 1: and on Instagram at just about glad that's where you

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01:03:54,360 --> 01:03:57,400
Speaker 1: can find me. And is there a tweet that you've

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Speaker 1: been enjoying? Yeah, I saw. I'm organizing a strip show,

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01:04:03,360 --> 01:04:06,520
Speaker 1: a body positive strip show that I want people to

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Speaker 1: come to if you live in l a. Where is

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Speaker 1: it at. It's at DAFT Creative Studios in Echo Park,

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Speaker 1: Echo Park, Filipino Town. Uh. And yeah, it's just gonna

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01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:18,280
Speaker 1: be like this huge, Like we're gonna have a bunch

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Speaker 1: of body positive plus size girls stripping and it's gonna

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Speaker 1: be a fun time. There's vendors music. It's gonna be

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Speaker 1: a big Do you like a permit for that? Um? Oh,

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Speaker 1: my bad? Big hot does in all the time in

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Speaker 1: l A Is We'll be walking around. There will be

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Speaker 1: like a student film being shot on the street and

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Speaker 1: I'll walk up and be like, hey, let me see

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Speaker 1: those permits. Who's the producer out of got a permit? Oh?

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Speaker 1: You don't? Okay? Should I call film l A right now?

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Speaker 1: All right? Cool? It's cool. Move. Uh wait, what's this

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Speaker 1: show called. It's called Thick Strip. There you go. When's

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Speaker 1: it at? December four, eight pm? Fift dollars? It's Friday. Yeah,

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01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:04,720
Speaker 1: you're you don't got anything to do the next Day,

1117
01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:07,760
Speaker 1: you can come get drunk. Spent a lot of money

1118
01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:12,400
Speaker 1: before Christmas, you know, just ye, it'll be good, it'll

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01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:15,120
Speaker 1: be fun. I want people to come. I mean, if

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Speaker 1: all these deals people are getting on Cyber Monday, you'll

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Speaker 1: have money left over, exactly any extra singles This episode

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Speaker 1: of sponsored by Cyber Monday Day. In general, the tweet

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Speaker 1: you've been enjoy Yeah, you know there's this tweet that

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Speaker 1: I liked. Um, it's kind of It's from at Rachel

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Speaker 1: and Ladies. If he never text you back, always interjects

1126
01:05:45,720 --> 01:05:50,200
Speaker 1: with unsolicited advice, read your personal documents, constantly tries to

1127
01:05:50,240 --> 01:05:55,400
Speaker 1: help you format paragraphs. Is a sentient paper clip. He's

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Speaker 1: not your man. He's clipping the Microsoft word as system clip.

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Speaker 1: H Miles. Yeah, where find Oh wow, I want to

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Speaker 1: tell you guys. I can be found on Twitter and

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Speaker 1: Instagram at Miles of Gray. You can also find us

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Speaker 1: doing a live show at UCB Sunset Thursday. Well, hey,

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Speaker 1: there's still wait list. You can still get on the

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01:06:19,880 --> 01:06:21,760
Speaker 1: waitlist because people flake, you know, so I'm not going

1135
01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:24,520
Speaker 1: to discourage people. I want to jam this thing out

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Speaker 1: the back doors. I just mentioned that it was sold out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah well yeah, well yeah, well do we flex, but okay,

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Speaker 1: you know I want the fire Marshal will come through.

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Speaker 1: Do you guys get a permit for Hey, whoa were?

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Speaker 1: There will be some stripping also and also also if

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Speaker 1: you were in Chicago on Saturday, December one, we will

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Speaker 1: be in Chicago at Chicago Theater Works for our live

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Speaker 1: show and it'll be you know, it'll be a fun time.

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Speaker 1: We'll have one of y'all up, maybe be the third

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01:06:51,800 --> 01:06:53,600
Speaker 1: chair now I keep saying maybe you will be. We

1146
01:06:53,640 --> 01:06:56,360
Speaker 1: will have somebody come one person I guess technically the

1147
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Speaker 1: fourth chair because we will have an official third person,

1148
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Speaker 1: but you will give us over under a myth and

1149
01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:04,600
Speaker 1: if it's garbage, prepare for to be eviscerated by the

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Speaker 1: panel of three. Also, they're both our live shows. You

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Speaker 1: said also on Saturday our live show, like you put

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Speaker 1: emphasis on a weird one. Okay, it's like the first

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01:07:13,160 --> 01:07:14,800
Speaker 1: one was not our live show. I just want to

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Speaker 1: make sure we have to go on Judge Jerry. I

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Speaker 1: just want people to know we sold out the Thursday show,

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01:07:19,880 --> 01:07:23,520
Speaker 1: so no big deal. Uh. What's a tweet? Tweet I

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01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:27,120
Speaker 1: like always comes from Reductress and there are two of them.

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01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:30,600
Speaker 1: One is a woman holding your cell phone. It says

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01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:33,680
Speaker 1: a woman thinking of what to say after starting instant story,

1160
01:07:35,120 --> 01:07:38,800
Speaker 1: what you gonna do? And another one for all you

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Speaker 1: lazy ass boyfriends out there, it says, how to be

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01:07:41,680 --> 01:07:44,480
Speaker 1: impressed by the little things he does, because he definitely

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01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:49,160
Speaker 1: won't do big things. All right. You can find me

1164
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Speaker 1: on Twitter at Jack under Squirrel Brian. A tweet I've

1165
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Speaker 1: been enjoying is from the very funny comedian Mark Little,

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Speaker 1: Mark Mark Little on Twitter. Uh. He tweeted, As a child,

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Speaker 1: I was intrigued by Rudolph, the overlooked reindeer underdog turned

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Speaker 1: champion of the skies. As an adult, I have put

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Speaker 1: aside such childish interests and turned my attention to Vixen.

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Speaker 1: Why did you name that one reindeer? Vixen? Santa? What

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01:08:12,800 --> 01:08:15,560
Speaker 1: the hell is going on? Man? You're good? And then uh,

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Speaker 1: he is Santa naming reindeer dasher, fast dancer, nimble, prancer,

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Speaker 1: A bit much Vixen. I want to suck this reindeer

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01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:28,519
Speaker 1: fast cupid. This reindeer will help get Vixen to fuck me.

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01:08:28,760 --> 01:08:32,799
Speaker 1: Donor who cares Blitz and who cares Rudolph ship anyway,

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01:08:32,920 --> 01:08:35,800
Speaker 1: Mark Little is very funny dude, I like that observation.

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Speaker 1: Why did he call one of the reindeers vixen? Uh?

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Speaker 1: You can follow us on Twitter at daily zeigeis for

1179
01:08:42,520 --> 01:08:44,839
Speaker 1: at the Daily Zeigeist on Instagram. We have a Facebook

1180
01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:47,840
Speaker 1: fan page and a website, Daily zigeys dot com. We

1181
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:51,080
Speaker 1: posted our episodes and our footnote we link off to

1182
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Speaker 1: the information that we talked about in today's episode, as

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01:08:53,240 --> 01:08:54,840
Speaker 1: well as the song right out on. You can also

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01:08:54,920 --> 01:08:59,839
Speaker 1: find that information in the show notes shy nights miles.

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Speaker 1: What song are we going to ride out? We are

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01:09:02,400 --> 01:09:05,679
Speaker 1: going to ride out on a track by Leatherette little

1187
01:09:05,760 --> 01:09:09,519
Speaker 1: sample based music here. A song is called Lang said

1188
01:09:10,040 --> 01:09:12,679
Speaker 1: and I like it because it has that Bobby called

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Speaker 1: Weell sample from Skies and limiting you, that notorious b

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Speaker 1: I G. P's Ring one twelve song. But it's just

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Speaker 1: a little rework of that and it's just a little

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01:09:22,760 --> 01:09:26,080
Speaker 1: nice easy beat to you know, get the get the

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Speaker 1: get the week roll. We've got a lot of got

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Speaker 1: a lot of work to do do we ever? All right,

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Speaker 1: We're gonna ride out on that. We will be back

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Speaker 1: tomorrow because it is a daily podcast and won't talk

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Speaker 1: to you, that's fine. The b all and