1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:03,400 Speaker 1: Sometimes it's hard to face the truth about yourself. Yes, 2 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:05,600 Speaker 1: it is. It's the Jewels Show. That's the name of 3 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:07,760 Speaker 1: the show, not the truth about yourself. But it is 4 00:00:07,800 --> 00:00:10,200 Speaker 1: the Jewels Show, and it's hard to face reality. And 5 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:13,280 Speaker 1: do you have a friend who's always late to things? Oh? Dear, 6 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:18,040 Speaker 1: if you said no, guess what you're that friend. Thank 7 00:00:18,040 --> 00:00:20,600 Speaker 1: you for joining us a little late. But they just 8 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:23,440 Speaker 1: did a survey. Seven out of ten groups of friends 9 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:26,760 Speaker 1: say that they have a person who's pretty much always late. Okay, 10 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:28,760 Speaker 1: new to survey, but less than a quarter of people 11 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:31,680 Speaker 1: are willing to admit that they are that friend. Weird. Well, 12 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:34,040 Speaker 1: I'm definitely willing to admit I'm late to pretty much everything. 13 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:36,720 Speaker 1: But I think it's because I've surrounded myself in life 14 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:39,400 Speaker 1: with people who are also late, so I think that's normal. 15 00:00:39,479 --> 00:00:40,800 Speaker 1: So you're just fine with being late to work all 16 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:45,599 Speaker 1: the time? Well that LEAs now that you bring it up. Yes, not, 17 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:49,040 Speaker 1: It just happens by accident. It happens by accident. Don't 18 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:51,480 Speaker 1: leave your house at the same time every day. I do, 19 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:53,600 Speaker 1: but then I encounter things on the way, Like you 20 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:56,240 Speaker 1: don't you don't learn from that and leave ten to 21 00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:58,720 Speaker 1: fifteen minutes earlier. See that would be a great idea. 22 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:01,520 Speaker 1: Well that just it's not that's for you. You're like, 23 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:03,600 Speaker 1: I can work there if I can leave this time, 24 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:06,080 Speaker 1: but I cannot leave ten minutes earlier. Real quick, let's 25 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:08,000 Speaker 1: go a little information because I understand what you're saying. Also, 26 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,920 Speaker 1: I want to highlight something that English haven't just said. 27 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:12,880 Speaker 1: He said, you said that you leave the house pretty 28 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:17,040 Speaker 1: much the same time, but then things happen on the way. Yeah, traffic, 29 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:20,039 Speaker 1: here we go, ENGL seven yep. Run down a list 30 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:23,319 Speaker 1: of why it's so impossible to get to work on time. 31 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:25,640 Speaker 1: What are the things that happened to you when you 32 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:27,680 Speaker 1: leave the house. Because Alex and I drive to work 33 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:30,240 Speaker 1: pretty much every morning together since we're married, and it's 34 00:01:30,319 --> 00:01:33,559 Speaker 1: usually the same commute every time. Okay, well one time 35 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:35,880 Speaker 1: I couldn't find my keys for my car, and then 36 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:37,640 Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, if I had woken 37 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:39,480 Speaker 1: up five minutes earlier, this wouldn't be a problem and 38 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:41,080 Speaker 1: I would get there on time. But because I can't 39 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:43,120 Speaker 1: find my keys, I'm going to be a little bit late. 40 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:46,800 Speaker 1: That's just one example. What are some other issues? Another 41 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,640 Speaker 1: way is there was like one time, though a lot 42 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:52,960 Speaker 1: of rain, but then everyone's going slower, right, But they 43 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,000 Speaker 1: do then, So you have to plan with with weather. 44 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:57,400 Speaker 1: You might shifting to twenty minutes earlier, yeah, if it 45 00:01:57,440 --> 00:01:59,320 Speaker 1: was real bad weather, but normally a little bit of 46 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:03,120 Speaker 1: rain doesn't blow it down. That though, you can check 47 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:04,840 Speaker 1: the weather and you can see when you like, when 48 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:06,480 Speaker 1: you get up, you can look out the window because 49 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:08,519 Speaker 1: that day the bright or sign of your dark and gray. 50 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:10,400 Speaker 1: So that day though, I ran out of Wi Fi, 51 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:12,520 Speaker 1: so I couldn't but you can just look out the window. 52 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:15,359 Speaker 1: You have a cell phone that operates off a cell tower, correct, 53 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:19,800 Speaker 1: so you don't need WiFi. Okay, that's the crazy stuff 54 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:21,800 Speaker 1: that happens to English Evan when he leaves the house. 55 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:25,080 Speaker 1: All of a sudden, the world just goes Yeah, weather 56 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:29,160 Speaker 1: goes crazy. There's wildfires on the freeway, Traffic is stopped, 57 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:31,320 Speaker 1: and you can't get a hold of anybody because the 58 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:36,160 Speaker 1: WiFi in the world ran out. And now aliens have 59 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:39,320 Speaker 1: also blocked the entrance to work and are threatening to 60 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:41,480 Speaker 1: shoot you with something that will wipe your memory clean 61 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:43,840 Speaker 1: so that you'll forget even what time you start the 62 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:45,680 Speaker 1: next day. I wish you guys can help me with it, 63 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:48,000 Speaker 1: but it's just what are you talking about? We have 64 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,840 Speaker 1: we've tried. Okay, so you have a start time, right, 65 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:53,120 Speaker 1: a hard start time, yes, to be here right, So 66 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:55,040 Speaker 1: as long as you're here by that time, I don't 67 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:56,359 Speaker 1: care because it's not like right when we have to 68 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:58,519 Speaker 1: go on air. Um, so you know that's fine. But 69 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:02,560 Speaker 1: then like you go for then our executive producer Brad 70 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:05,280 Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna haven't start coming six forty five. 71 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:08,079 Speaker 1: Oh okay. Oh so his start time keeps getting earlier. 72 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:10,760 Speaker 1: Right by the way, According to this survey, they say 73 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:13,440 Speaker 1: that most people don't count someone as officially late until 74 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:18,160 Speaker 1: after thirteen minutes. That's late late. Wow, So I've been larly. 75 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:23,680 Speaker 1: I think seven is like oh great, wow, I'm early 76 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:25,360 Speaker 1: most of the time. You got some legal so now 77 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:27,760 Speaker 1: you don't even admit that you're late. What's Brad that 78 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:31,720 Speaker 1: our executive produce, Brad is here earlier or late? Always 79 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:34,040 Speaker 1: late late. It's sixteen minutes late on time, Brad is 80 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:37,400 Speaker 1: thirteen minutes later on time. Absolutely, that's like an hour late. 81 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:39,840 Speaker 1: Well that's actually I you know, you're actually not as 82 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:42,400 Speaker 1: bad even then. The jewel jewels late to everything is 83 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:44,800 Speaker 1: an hour late to everything. I'm not kidding work for 84 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:48,960 Speaker 1: some reason, he can show you know on time. That's true, 85 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:51,560 Speaker 1: that's actually a true good point. But the thing that 86 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:55,480 Speaker 1: is weird because everything else we do notoriously late for everything. Really, 87 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:58,920 Speaker 1: I didn't even realize that until recently. What I'm accepting it. Yeah, 88 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:01,840 Speaker 1: I mean I know o'clock. No, I thought I was 89 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:04,640 Speaker 1: actually pretty on time to most things. Yeah, I before 90 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:06,360 Speaker 1: I was the person who was like, I'm not late, 91 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:08,440 Speaker 1: and then I'm like, oh wait, I'm like fifteen to 92 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:10,600 Speaker 1: twenty minutes late most of the the time. So yeah, I'm late. 93 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:12,400 Speaker 1: If we could go through your text messages and see 94 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:14,520 Speaker 1: how many sorry I'm gonna be late tex that you 95 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:19,440 Speaker 1: sent to every single person I met with in the past. Yeah, 96 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:22,200 Speaker 1: I know, I'm admitting that I'm late all the time. Okay, 97 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:25,479 Speaker 1: we got two people in the room that admit it, right, Alex, 98 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:30,400 Speaker 1: I usually am like a minute or too late. In 99 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:32,160 Speaker 1: other words, we're all late all the time.