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Speaker 1: I used sign language to impress my deaf girlfriend's parents.

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Speaker 1: But little did I know I said.

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Speaker 2: The unspeakable, you know, for for people that don't speak,

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Speaker 2: saying the unspeakable.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's not good, that's not good. She never want

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Speaker 1: to speak the unspeakable, just want to sign the unspeakable.

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Speaker 1: That's right. A few days ago, my girlfriend and I

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Speaker 1: got caught being intimate. Oh god, were they hugging? Were

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Speaker 1: they kissing? Or were they rod dogging? Dog style?

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Speaker 2: Vaginal?

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Speaker 1: Her mom heard us in the bedroom and banged on

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Speaker 1: the door, and in response, I banged my girlfriend harder. Wait, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm kidding. I'm kidding now. My mom heard us in

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Speaker 1: the bedroom and banged on the door. My girlfriend heard

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Speaker 1: nothing because she's deaf. I did my best to communicate

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Speaker 1: what was happening, but I was in a compromising position

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Speaker 1: at the time. By the time my girlfriend and I

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Speaker 1: were on the same page, theage was done. Her mom

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Speaker 1: heard it all nice. Guesterday, my girlfriend sent me a

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Speaker 1: message to inform me that her parents wanted to have

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Speaker 1: a discussion with the two of us regarding recent events.

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Speaker 1: Oh how old God. I agreed to meet them at

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Speaker 1: their house towards the end of the day. This is

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Speaker 1: what I expected to happen. One uncomfortable conversation with parents

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Speaker 1: about my shenanigans with their daughter. Two awkward apology from me.

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Speaker 1: Three parents accepting my apology and encouraging my girlfriend and

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Speaker 1: I to practice safe sex, even though no sex at

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Speaker 1: all would probably be their preference. Four I use what

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Speaker 1: I've learned in sign language to tell the parents how

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Speaker 1: much I love their daughter and hopefully make them like

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Speaker 1: me more. Five wholesome ish ending. Wow, that sounds like

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Speaker 1: a dream scenario. So one through three happened as expected,

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Speaker 1: but I managed to fuck up four and five. Oh,

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Speaker 1: this is what happened. I've been learning sign language on

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Speaker 1: an on and off basis for months now. I'm nowhere

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Speaker 1: near good enough, but my girlfriend and I thought it

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Speaker 1: might arm her parents if I made a small gesture

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Speaker 1: in sign language to show how much I cared about her.

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Speaker 1: It sounded like an excellent suggestion on paper, but I

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Speaker 1: was worried that I would fuck it up because my

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Speaker 1: sign language skills kind of suck. Right, my girlfriend encouraged

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Speaker 1: me to learn something simple like I'm in love with

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Speaker 1: your daughter or I love your daughter to the parents. However,

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Speaker 1: due to the stress of the parents confronting us and

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Speaker 1: the pressure to avoid saying the wrong things, including the

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Speaker 1: sign language part. I became overwhelmed and this communicated the

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Speaker 1: sign for daughter and accidentally signed I loved you whrror.

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Speaker 2: See this is so great because is he talking about

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Speaker 2: the daughter?

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Speaker 1: Is he so sorry? I bespoke I love your horror.

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Speaker 1: Ah all this communication there. No. I knew the sign

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Speaker 1: had something to do with touching the side of the

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Speaker 1: cheek or chin, so I did what I thought made

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Speaker 1: sense instead of aborting the mission. When I forgot that

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Speaker 1: fucking sign instant regret, my girlfriend buried her face in

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Speaker 1: her hands. I could tell she was laughing. Her parents

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Speaker 1: didn't have the same reaction. The two of them looked

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Speaker 1: at me like I was a poop demon in dogma.

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Speaker 1: I have no idea what that is. I had no idea.

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Speaker 1: It was an appropriate sign when happened, but it was

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Speaker 1: obvious I did something wrong. It was the complete opposite

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Speaker 1: of a wholesome ending. My girlfriend video called me afterwards

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Speaker 1: to show me the difference between daughter and horror and

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Speaker 1: sign language to tell me I should probably avoid her

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Speaker 1: parents for the time being because I'm not their favorite person.

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Speaker 1: At the moment. Guess I'm never gonna make a good

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Speaker 1: impression now. Wow.

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Speaker 2: I mean you might have to throw in the towel

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Speaker 2: on that one, buddy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's over. It's over for you sons,

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Speaker 1: that's fat. I actually have a very similar story really. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So I had this girlfriend like four years ago. She

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Speaker 1: was two years older than me, and she was graduating.

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Speaker 1: Yeah coolger mommy. And she was graduating and all of

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Speaker 1: her like friends and family were there, and she came

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Speaker 1: like her parents didn't seem religious, but they were like

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Speaker 1: they were kind of like in your face Christian but

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Speaker 1: not really practicing, you know where it's like like the

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Speaker 1: virtue signaling kind of Christian. I don't go to church

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Speaker 1: or anything, but like they like, you know, well, well

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Speaker 1: we'll call you out, you know, for for being gay

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Speaker 1: and shit, right, you know, the Westboro Baptist Church kind

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Speaker 1: Christians there we go. Maybe that was too harsh, you

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Speaker 1: know what I mean. Right, anyway, they're having this dinner

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Speaker 1: or whatever for for the graduation at this like airbnb

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Speaker 1: little party, and I was completely broke at the time.

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Speaker 1: I had no money. I was what I was a

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Speaker 1: junior sophomore in college, right, so I had zero funds,

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Speaker 1: but I was tutoring a little bit, so I like

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Speaker 1: I had a little bit, like basically nothing. And so

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Speaker 1: she had always wanted to like go to Vegas, and

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Speaker 1: so I was like, oh, like for her, you know,

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Speaker 1: for her graduation, Like for a graduation, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: take her somebody she's never been. I'm going to get

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Speaker 1: you know, us a place to stay in Vegas and

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Speaker 1: two plane tickets over there, right, yeah. And I thought

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Speaker 1: it was like a super cute present and all that, right,

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Speaker 1: and and so I kind of like, like I make

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Speaker 1: an announcement. I'm going to do a speech. I have

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Speaker 1: this whole speech written of like like you know how

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Speaker 1: much she means to me, and I love like, you know,

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Speaker 1: having all these new experiences with her, and where we

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Speaker 1: were about to travel to Europe, but as a little

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Speaker 1: trip beforehand. I just wanted, you know, I was like,

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Speaker 1: to show how much you mean to me. I got

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Speaker 1: us two tickets to Las Vegas and a place to stay. Right.

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Speaker 1: I thought that was fine, But to a extremely conservative parents,

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Speaker 1: she's like, you're fucking our daughter and the whole tell him.

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Speaker 2: You're taking her to the city of Sin, to sin, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: And so they hated me, and they basically what they saw.

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Speaker 1: My parents didn't see like this at all. But to this,

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Speaker 1: to this family, what it sounded like was uh, basically

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Speaker 1: be saying I'm fucking this this this girl to her

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Speaker 1: whole family. Yeah. Oh dude, that's rough. Oh and also

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Speaker 1: small side story, I went camping with her, posted a

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Speaker 1: picture of us camping and then they commented like, why

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Speaker 1: are you advertising our your sex life with our daughter

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Speaker 1: on Instagram? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Oh, I remember you telling me that I would literally

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Speaker 2: I would not know what to do with myself. I would.

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Speaker 1: I cried. I cried, dude, I was. I was. I

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Speaker 1: felt so bad because it's like also like I'd like

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Speaker 1: saved all this money to take her on this trip

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Speaker 1: and then to like instantly be like you did bad.

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Speaker 1: I was like, I was heartbread. Did you did you

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Speaker 1: end up taking it or no? I cancel the trip?

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Speaker 2: Did you get your money back?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, but yeah I was. I was bummed. Sure

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Speaker 1: that's rough. Yeah that's rough, but but you know what

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Speaker 1: else is rough? On? What is sam? Hopefully your stories

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Speaker 1: that you're gonna submit to our slash Oko p show

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Speaker 1: could hear your your blissfully sad stories. Give it to us. Also,

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Speaker 1: who is still listening?

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Speaker 2: Like, that's a great question we have. We have high

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Speaker 2: on on the podcast.

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Speaker 1: People, people, people like people listen. We appreciate it, We

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