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Speaker 1: Yeah that's nice. We love function. Yes, well, so do

421
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Speaker 1: you think that's Is it wearing af a little or

422
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:13,600
Speaker 1: is it going to be like that for a while.

423
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,920
Speaker 1: It's still going and I feel like I had about

424
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,960
Speaker 1: ten cups of coffee because I'm but right now, wow

425
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:23,040
Speaker 1: like a rocket. Oh my god. I always say, if

426
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:26,719
Speaker 1: you watch those old Batman series shows where the Batmobile

427
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:29,040
Speaker 1: takes off and it has that big ring of fire

428
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:34,160
Speaker 1: coming out the back, yes that's Alex's butt. Sorry Alex batmobile,

429
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,520
Speaker 1: but I'm so sorry, Alex. Well, all right, well, thanks

430
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:39,000
Speaker 1: for sharing with the ten million people that your ass

431
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:43,159
Speaker 1: is on fire? All right? Love you. I want to

432
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,560
Speaker 1: see how many times today people say, how's your ass? Alex?

433
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:51,159
Speaker 1: Are you doing though? Okay, don't eat, don't eat the

434
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:56,359
Speaker 1: brown snow as they say, buy Alex. I'll so bonny

435
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:59,320
Speaker 1: just happened to you? Before absolutely, so I was. I

436
00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:01,600
Speaker 1: was right before soccer game and the inside of my

437
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:03,680
Speaker 1: thigh was not feeling right. So I'm like, let me

438
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:05,320
Speaker 1: just put some icy hot on this and see how

439
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:08,840
Speaker 1: it goes. Who That icy hot crept straight up and

440
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:12,280
Speaker 1: I was so confused and overwhelmed for like twenty thirty minutes.

441
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:17,000
Speaker 1: It was terrible confused. Yeah, what's going on? I think

442
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:18,800
Speaker 1: it says on the bottle that you're not supposed to

443
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:23,000
Speaker 1: put it that close to certain things because it creeps up. Yeah,

444
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:26,119
Speaker 1: I know, but you apply it. You don't expect it

445
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:28,600
Speaker 1: to creep into another promise. Ye, but it does. The

446
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:30,840
Speaker 1: heat moves because I do it to my kids all

447
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:32,320
Speaker 1: the time, and I say, no, we cannot put it

448
00:24:32,359 --> 00:24:35,760
Speaker 1: over there because we'll have some problems. Exactly, icy hot

449
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:38,960
Speaker 1: stay in your own let you know, freezing cold, then

450
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:40,879
Speaker 1: burning hot. Then I'm like, what is happening? Get me

451
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:42,720
Speaker 1: out of here. Let's let's go around the room. Let's

452
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:44,119
Speaker 1: do two of these today. Let's do an early one

453
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:46,119
Speaker 1: right now. It's a surprise around the room. Can you

454
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:48,359
Speaker 1: guys just come up with something real quick? Yep? Yeah, Gandhi,

455
00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:52,520
Speaker 1: we'll start with you. What's going on? Okay? So yesterday

456
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:55,320
Speaker 1: I actually had to look up an insult that somebody

457
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:58,520
Speaker 1: left me on one of my comments, and what I did,

458
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:01,840
Speaker 1: even though it's extreme rude, it made me laugh so hard.

459
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:03,680
Speaker 1: And this guy has been doing it for so long.

460
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:06,600
Speaker 1: He said, how can you ever talk about working out

461
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:08,119
Speaker 1: or being in shape or anything like that when you

462
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 1: have neck furtters? So I was like, what's a neck furter? What?

463
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:14,640
Speaker 1: I looked up? A neck further. It's hot dog neck

464
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:17,880
Speaker 1: when your neck rolls into little like frankfurters. So it's

465
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:21,639
Speaker 1: a neck further and he's pointing that out on you.

466
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,920
Speaker 1: And then I spent like twenty minutes vending my head

467
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Speaker 1: back and forth to see if I had neck furtters

468
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,919
Speaker 1: for real, because I was like, wait a minute, I

469
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:31,160
Speaker 1: have hot dogs coming up on my neck. What's happening?

470
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:33,560
Speaker 1: So thanks guy, whoever you are. You're trying to be mean,

471
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:40,040
Speaker 1: but you made me laugh. I have neck furtus. No,

472
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Speaker 1: I don't think you do. I looked it up. It's

473
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:43,720
Speaker 1: like the back of the back rolls like the hot

474
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:46,080
Speaker 1: dogs in the back. Yeah, Froggy, what's up with you today?

475
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:48,640
Speaker 1: We're having a disagreement in my house. It's not really

476
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:50,439
Speaker 1: a full fledged fight. Yet, but you know, things do

477
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:56,000
Speaker 1: escalate sometimes. M Valentine's Day is on a Sunday this year,

478
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 1: so I said, you know what, Sundays, they're not great

479
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Speaker 1: because we have to work the next day and some

480
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:02,639
Speaker 1: of the set and the other. But I want to

481
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:05,399
Speaker 1: go to dinner on Saturday night. Lisa says, no, we

482
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:08,720
Speaker 1: need to go on Valentine's Night. Valent swines, when you

483
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,919
Speaker 1: cheat on your spouse is the night that you go

484
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:14,439
Speaker 1: the day before. So we're going to dinner on Valentine's Night,

485
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 1: but I would like to go to night before. So

486
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 1: I'm losing this battle. And I'm sure there's other people

487
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:22,520
Speaker 1: going through this in their relationship as well. Huh see,

488
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:24,960
Speaker 1: I would rather go the night before or the night after.

489
00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:27,120
Speaker 1: It's always too well maybe not this year, but it's

490
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:29,680
Speaker 1: normally too busy. And I'm like, who cares? As long

491
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:31,639
Speaker 1: as you know you're not cheating, what does it matter?

492
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:35,760
Speaker 1: People think? Wait? Ant do I not agree with Lisa

493
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:39,880
Speaker 1: for once? Hold us stop the press the problem here.

494
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:42,160
Speaker 1: I don't know, she's your Valentine, you take you should

495
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,120
Speaker 1: take her out when she wants to go. We're going

496
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:52,400
Speaker 1: Valentine's Night, good, good going, smooth move xlax. Scary birthday boy?

497
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,760
Speaker 1: What's on your mind today? I could not get enough

498
00:26:54,840 --> 00:27:00,440
Speaker 1: of watching Doggie in the snow race track. Oh yeah,

499
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:03,280
Speaker 1: in that fun people just blow snow like three you know,

500
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:05,240
Speaker 1: the snow blower around in a big circle, and the

501
00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:07,399
Speaker 1: dogs just run around like crazy. I think it's the

502
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:11,159
Speaker 1: equivalent of the red laser for the cat. You know,

503
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,879
Speaker 1: they go absolutely bombers for it. But I love to

504
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:16,480
Speaker 1: see the dogs like they're in their happiest moments ever

505
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:21,320
Speaker 1: running around this snow race track. Oh what's that? What

506
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,640
Speaker 1: are those things that scientists build, the super colliders where

507
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:25,720
Speaker 1: they go in circles really fast. Oh like the Adam

508
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:29,320
Speaker 1: Smasher thing. Yes, it's for dogs. I love that. Check

509
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:32,160
Speaker 1: that video out. Hey Danielle, what's up? So my son

510
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:35,159
Speaker 1: made something called oub leg, which you take like, um,

511
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:37,960
Speaker 1: you know this this powdery stuff I think corn starch

512
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 1: and it makes the substance is kind of like um,

513
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 1: like a clay or whatever, and you can mold it

514
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:44,399
Speaker 1: and he MUSHes it with his fingers and he was

515
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 1: so excited because he's like, Mom, I made the oub

516
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:49,440
Speaker 1: leg when you weren't home the other day. Um, so

517
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:51,800
Speaker 1: you know it's a little bit messy, but I cleaned

518
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:54,720
Speaker 1: it all up, cleaned it all up. I am finding

519
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 1: oo blag all over the fricking house. And he's like, then,

520
00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 1: I do a great job. And I'm like, come come here, child,

521
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,480
Speaker 1: let me show you. It is like in the cabinets

522
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 1: and in the crevice over here and on the floor.

523
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:08,639
Speaker 1: I'm like, um, yeah, you did a great job. No.

524
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:11,159
Speaker 1: I don't want to yell at him, but though, oh gosh,

525
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:14,320
Speaker 1: oh Blake gets everywhere. It's discovering. It's in parents that

526
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:16,399
Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about. If your kids make

527
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:20,040
Speaker 1: oh blake. Hopefully he's out of that phase. No, it's

528
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:22,639
Speaker 1: still in it. Oh my god, straight name, Why are

529
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:25,720
Speaker 1: you sniffing your under arms? Well? I had to use

530
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:28,320
Speaker 1: Heathers deodorant this morning because I can't find mine. I

531
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:31,120
Speaker 1: left it at the hotel apparently, So yeah, yeah, I'm

532
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:35,560
Speaker 1: I smell like linen onions linen. No, not yet, that'll

533
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:37,479
Speaker 1: be later. All right, what's you're around the room? So

534
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:39,520
Speaker 1: I wanted to I mentioned this a few seconds ago.

535
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 1: I wanted to thank Valerie at Westchester Medical Center for

536
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 1: warming up the gel for my ultrasound. All you ultrasound

537
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:48,240
Speaker 1: texts out there, please just take that little extra step

538
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 1: in and get at least room temperature. Did they see

539
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:53,560
Speaker 1: the baby? Uh no, No, My kidneys, I guess are

540
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:56,080
Speaker 1: in really good shape though, So I mean, that's good.

541
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:59,200
Speaker 1: We'll come hang out with me for a couple of weeks. Well,

542
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 1: thank you for the warm Gela, proclaimed Nate Ali on

543
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 1: line twenty four, in response to Alex's phone call about

544
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,600
Speaker 1: his butt being on fire because it is icy hot

545
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:13,200
Speaker 1: dripped down there? What's going on, Alley? So? I actually

546
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 1: had to go in for a CT scan a couple

547
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:17,080
Speaker 1: of days ago, and the tech is like, you know,

548
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:19,080
Speaker 1: you're going to feel a warm sensation. It's going to

549
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:21,239
Speaker 1: make you feel like you're peeing. I was like, and

550
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 1: I told him. I was like, oh, well that's really uncomfortable.

551
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:26,120
Speaker 1: And he goes, well, at least you're not a male.

552
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 1: It makes him feel like they're peeing. And they also

553
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:32,040
Speaker 1: have a fiery butt hole. Oh god, that's good. That's good.

554
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on? What'd you say? I've had a

555
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:43,200
Speaker 1: couple of those done? I hate delay. Hold on, traffic cop,

556
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 1: Hold on, Froggy, go right ahead, caller. Are you there? Ali?

557
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:48,520
Speaker 1: Go ahead? What are you saying? Yes? I'm still here.

558
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:51,720
Speaker 1: He was saying that he had to have one done

559
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:54,240
Speaker 1: a couple of years ago himself, and he's like, yeah,

560
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 1: the peeing sensation happened, and then all of a sudden,

561
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:01,360
Speaker 1: you're butt holes on fire. Hold that thought, alley hole,

562
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:03,800
Speaker 1: I thought, Froggy, talk about your butthole on fire. Go

563
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:06,680
Speaker 1: that's exactly what happened. So when I went, she told

564
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:08,239
Speaker 1: me that. She said, you're gonna feel a little bit

565
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:10,000
Speaker 1: like you peed your pants, but you didn't, she said,

566
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 1: but then you're gonna feel a warm sensation somewhere else,

567
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,640
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, like whoa, you could getting

568
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:18,400
Speaker 1: warmer and warmer and warmer, like whence it's gonna stop,

569
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,720
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden your buttholes on fire. It

570
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:22,680
Speaker 1: doesn't go away, but it does take a few minutes.

571
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,600
Speaker 1: We can we okay, back to your alley, and Froggy,

572
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:28,160
Speaker 1: you can answer this too. What's the difference between having

573
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 1: a butthole that's on fire and the one that's just

574
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:36,200
Speaker 1: it feels like the heat's kind of creeping in. I mean,

575
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:39,000
Speaker 1: you feel like there's flame shooting out of your butt. Alley,

576
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 1: I didn't have that sensation. I'm a girl, so I

577
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:46,240
Speaker 1: lept out on that one. Yeah, so just the warm,

578
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:50,480
Speaker 1: keying sensation. It literally feels like you're just kind of

579
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:52,600
Speaker 1: trickled a little bit and you didn't quite make it

580
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:56,200
Speaker 1: to the bathroom. But it went away after like thirty seconds.

581
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:58,320
Speaker 1: But he's like, yeah, the warm buttholes last for a

582
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:00,880
Speaker 1: little longer than that. I think I would like to

583
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:04,440
Speaker 1: experience this. Oh yes, Danielle. We've never none of us

584
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:07,240
Speaker 1: have ever had a butthole on fire, really, so we

585
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 1: really don't know when the field well hold on. When

586
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:11,440
Speaker 1: Great te worked here, we caught his on fire a

587
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:15,840
Speaker 1: couple times, That is true. Would you like to experience

588
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:18,040
Speaker 1: that one more time? No, but I do. I have

589
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:19,880
Speaker 1: to have another one April twenty second. I'm going for

590
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 1: another CT scan and then I do. It's one of

591
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 1: those feelings where it's warm and then it's warmer and

592
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 1: then it's hot and it and you're like, okay, when

593
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:29,920
Speaker 1: does the temperature stop going up? So it does feel

594
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:33,960
Speaker 1: like it's on fire? Okay, Wow, there you have it, Ali,

595
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 1: thanks for calling, Thanks for the warning. I secretly do

596
00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 1: you have a great day. Okay, I'm running. I'm like

597
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:46,680
Speaker 1: traffic cop talking about buttholes on fire. This is where

598
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 1: my life has turned into. Oh look, Scary got his

599
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 1: birthday coffee with the candle that's up. Happy birthday, Happy birthday,

600
00:31:57,200 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 1: Happy birthday. Yea, thank you, I love Delay. It's a problem.

601
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:09,800
Speaker 1: The problem is the candle wax has tripped down into

602
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 1: the freaking coffee split. Just take off the top and

603
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:25,040
Speaker 1: it'll collagulate on top. You just screw it off. Yes, scary, scary,

604
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 1: happy birth Thank love you, producer, straight age. Let's get

605
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:32,920
Speaker 1: into the daniel Reports. They go here, Yes, Danielle, give

606
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 1: us some headlines. What's going on? All right? So Amy

607
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 1: Polar and Tina Fey will return as your host for

608
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:40,080
Speaker 1: the seventy eighth Golden Glows, but they will be bicoastal.

609
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:42,440
Speaker 1: Amy will be in the Beverly Hills Hilton An Tina

610
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 1: will be in New York City at the Rainbow Room.

611
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:48,360
Speaker 1: There's no more information about what's going to go down.

612
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:50,920
Speaker 1: Um today, we do find out who the nominees are,

613
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 1: but we don't know if it'll be in person or

614
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 1: remote or virtual or what for the actual show. So

615
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 1: I'll keep you posted on that. Jeopardy is getting some

616
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:01,160
Speaker 1: more guest hosts taking over for the late Alex Trebek,

617
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 1: Savannah Guthrie, Anderson Cooper. Guess who I'm most excited about,

618
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:10,240
Speaker 1: Doctor Oz. Our doctor is gonna be in there, so cool. Yeah,

619
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:12,480
Speaker 1: I'm so excited about that guy. He can do well.

620
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:14,840
Speaker 1: He will. Yeah. I don't know if you saw this yesterday,

621
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:17,360
Speaker 1: but Rita Aura flew to Australia to be the judge

622
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,000
Speaker 1: on their version of the Voice and I really hope

623
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:22,280
Speaker 1: they put enough time aside for filming, because as soon

624
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:26,120
Speaker 1: as you land in Australia, you are taken by security

625
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 1: to a mandatory fourteen day quarantine. It is arranged by them.

626
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:35,480
Speaker 1: They transport you, the accommodations are arranged and it's overseen

627
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 1: by border officials. They don't joke around in Australia. They

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Speaker 1: is your house smell like this morning? I know yesterday

670
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Speaker 1: we were talking about what your house smelled like growing up.

671
00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:08,120
Speaker 1: Froggy was back back in pork products. Mine was bacon,

672
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:14,919
Speaker 1: sandal wood and curry. At Gandhi's house, that's me. What

673
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:16,720
Speaker 1: was it? What did your house smell like growing up? Danielle?

674
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:19,640
Speaker 1: Like many products? No, I don't even remember. And Grandma's

675
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 1: house smells Scary's house like garlic. This morning, my house

676
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:29,120
Speaker 1: smells like syrup. Yeah, this one of my house smells

677
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:30,960
Speaker 1: like steak. I had a nice steak I had, but

678
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:32,360
Speaker 1: you know it's so cold outside you have to do

679
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,160
Speaker 1: it inside. So I got smoke. Ever, it smells good.

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Speaker 1: What about you, frog? What's your house smell like? Chocolate

681
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 1: chip cookies? Kaid came home last night. My son's very strange.

682
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:42,360
Speaker 1: He came home last night from work at ten o'clock.

683
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,359
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm gonna bake the cookies. I'm like, it's

684
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:47,279
Speaker 1: ten o'clock at night, right, Yeah, you can go to bed.

685
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:49,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna bake them. So while we're trying to fall asleep,

686
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 1: smells like fresh baked chocolate chip cookies. So I've been

687
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:56,080
Speaker 1: eating them this morning. He thought he's gonna be very disappointed.

688
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:59,879
Speaker 1: Twelve twenty four cookies that he's made. Oh, there's quite

689
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:05,480
Speaker 1: a you missing. Oh man, that's good. What is your

690
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 1: house smell like growing up today? I mean waking up today?

691
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:11,400
Speaker 1: Waking up? Oh, smells like that burnt wood smell. You

692
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:17,799
Speaker 1: have construction going structs. Uh oh, poor Uncle Johnny. We

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Speaker 1: have Uncle Johnny on well hello, way, hello, lady, Uncle

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00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:26,959
Speaker 1: Johnny don't even have he's ringing too bakes a time boil,

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00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:32,360
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny, bananas water you crazy and you gave the

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Speaker 1: show has a lady. It's hard to believe, but Johnny's

697
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Speaker 1: down four Uncle john Uncle Johnny, Yeah, Uncle Johnny, Uncle Johnny,

698
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Speaker 1: what is your house smell like this morning? This morning,

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Speaker 1: I'm making a chicken pot pie with with with hailipino

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Speaker 1: and cheddar, biscuits on top, covered in three cheeses and

701
00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 1: baked in the oven. Is it my good? You're making

702
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:04,960
Speaker 1: that this morning? Well, I'm I'm starting it. I started

703
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:08,520
Speaker 1: it yesterday and I'm finishing it up the rest of

704
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 1: the biscuits and things today. That sounds awesome. And uh,

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Speaker 1: happy birthday, scary, Thank you, Johnny. I got your nice

706
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Speaker 1: text with Sad. I hope that Alex's asses doesn't burn

707
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:27,919
Speaker 1: too much. There you go listening, I'm wishing everyone well

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Speaker 1: birthdays and asses. So Uncle john Yeah, go ahead, bad

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Speaker 1: answer you Yeah. So everyone's asking how you're feeling. They

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Speaker 1: want an uncle Johnny update. So, uh, you sound like

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00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:41,280
Speaker 1: you're doing well? Right. Yes, I I'm feeling much better,

712
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:46,239
Speaker 1: looking out at the show and everything. I've got a

713
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 1: few doctors appointments next week and I'm gonna have everything

714
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:52,200
Speaker 1: straight down up talk to them and we're gonna see.

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00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 1: I think I'm doing better. We'll get there. Okay, good.

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00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 1: I can't wait till you're feeling better so we can

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00:38:57,120 --> 00:39:00,239
Speaker 1: have you back out for a nice weekend. Okay, Okay, yeah,

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00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:03,680
Speaker 1: that's fabulous. I'll make the martinis. Okay, well, maybe we don't.

719
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Speaker 1: Maybe we should cut back on our martinis a little bit,

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Speaker 1: just a little. Yeah. Well, look, we love you, Uncle Johnny.

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Speaker 1: It's so great to hear from you today. Thank you.

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00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 1: I love listening to you guys. I miss you all.

723
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:20,279
Speaker 1: I just want this epidemic to get over so we

724
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Speaker 1: could all get back in the studio and look at

725
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 1: one another. I know, I forgot what we look like.

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00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 1: I forgot what I look like. Uncle Johnny. Have a

727
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,880
Speaker 1: beautiful day to day. Good luck with that chicken potpie.

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00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:32,880
Speaker 1: That sounds scrumptious. Thank you, I'll take a picture. Oh

729
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:35,479
Speaker 1: you do all right, Love you guys, have a great day.

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Speaker 1: Love you, Uncle Johnny, we'll talk to you soon. There

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Speaker 1: you go. The thing was Uncle Johnny. It's nice to

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Speaker 1: hear from him, very very nice to hear from him.

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Speaker 1: All Right. So several years ago, a lot of us

734
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:48,240
Speaker 1: on the show we went to see this off Broadway

735
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:52,480
Speaker 1: show called In and of Itself and I was told, well,

736
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Speaker 1: it's a little bit of magic. There's some mentalist stuff

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00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:57,799
Speaker 1: going on and a lot of storytelling. I'm like, oh,

738
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Speaker 1: I love a magic show. It was like, bye bye,

739
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 1: it's not a magic show. There's magic in it, but

740
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:06,879
Speaker 1: the magic is actually woven into the storytelling. And we

741
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,719
Speaker 1: went into this theater and I'm not gonna tell you

742
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:12,640
Speaker 1: what happened getting into the theater. There's something you do

743
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:14,440
Speaker 1: to participate as you walk in, and then you sit

744
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:16,640
Speaker 1: down and you sit to the show, and I will

745
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:20,480
Speaker 1: tell you the pacing of the show is very deliberate.

746
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:24,480
Speaker 1: It's in no hurry. There's a lot of silence, but

747
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:27,720
Speaker 1: there's a lot of thought and it's so deeply written,

748
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 1: and this guy performed it so beautifully. And then he

749
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:33,560
Speaker 1: does use magic. He uses uh, some mentalist tricks. I

750
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:36,640
Speaker 1: don't feel, not tricks, but mentalist procedures. I don't know.

751
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:40,360
Speaker 1: How do you describe what he did? I mean, you know,

752
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 1: he's like a magician, but he's not. He's more than that.

753
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:47,800
Speaker 1: He's he like it's a it's not. Is it mind trick? Maybe?

754
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:50,480
Speaker 1: I don't know. He uses a lot of slide of hand. Yeah,

755
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:52,920
Speaker 1: and then he but he also has a few things

756
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:54,839
Speaker 1: that will blow your mind. I don't want to give

757
00:40:54,840 --> 00:41:00,400
Speaker 1: anything away. Yeah. Uh, if you have an evening to

758
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 1: be nice and quiet and dedicate an hour and a

759
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 1: half to this show it's on Hulu, do it. It's different.

760
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 1: It's more different than anything you've ever seen. Scottie b

761
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:13,759
Speaker 1: and his wife Amy watched it last night, and I

762
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:15,520
Speaker 1: didn't know if you would like it or not. Did

763
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:18,160
Speaker 1: you enjoy it? As it started, I was like, what

764
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:21,440
Speaker 1: is this? And then as it progressed, I was really

765
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:24,400
Speaker 1: sucked into it and I cried a lot. It was great.

766
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:26,719
Speaker 1: I really loved it. You have to have patience for it,

767
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:29,960
Speaker 1: you really do. You cannot. Like Scotty said in the beginning,

768
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:32,640
Speaker 1: he was kind of like, you gotta give it the

769
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:35,880
Speaker 1: time it deserves. Believe me, very true. It's like if

770
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:39,080
Speaker 1: you're if you're walking through a forest and rather than

771
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:41,160
Speaker 1: running through the forest, down the trail, you stop and

772
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:42,839
Speaker 1: you'll look at a flower and you'll kind of figure

773
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:44,279
Speaker 1: out what it's all about. Then you look up a

774
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:46,520
Speaker 1: tree and you take your time, and you take your

775
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:50,359
Speaker 1: time with this show, and it will it will. It'll

776
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:52,959
Speaker 1: teach you some stuff about yourself. And my good friend

777
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,839
Speaker 1: Kim watched it last night and she's like, I don't

778
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:59,880
Speaker 1: even know who I am. I've got it's so good.

779
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:03,200
Speaker 1: So yeah, Gandhi, I definitely think of you with the

780
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:06,200
Speaker 1: show again. It's on Hulu. It's called In and of Itself.

781
00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 1: It was actually produced by Steve Colbert and his wife.

782
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 1: Oh uh, they were the executive producers. Yeah, anyway, so

783
00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:16,480
Speaker 1: make sure you check that out. What else are we

784
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:18,400
Speaker 1: to get into here? Straightenate? Who are you talking to?

785
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:23,040
Speaker 1: I'm talking to he? Hang on? What's your name? Don't

786
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:27,279
Speaker 1: even know who you were talking about? Yes, Bob on

787
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:29,960
Speaker 1: twenty four met us at that that show In and

788
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:35,560
Speaker 1: of Itself? Oh oh, let's go, let's go talk to Bob. Uh, Hello, Bob, Hey,

789
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:37,800
Speaker 1: good morning you guys. Bob. And how long ago was

790
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 1: it when we all saw each other at that show

791
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:43,120
Speaker 1: In and of Itself off Broadway? Oh gosh, I kind

792
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:44,560
Speaker 1: of lost track of time. But I want to say

793
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:46,600
Speaker 1: it's been about like two and a half three years.

794
00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:51,520
Speaker 1: That was when um uh, that was before that was

795
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:54,359
Speaker 1: pre Gandhi. Yeah, very much, so about four years ago.

796
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,440
Speaker 1: So do you remember how moved you were in that

797
00:42:56,440 --> 00:43:00,319
Speaker 1: show when you saw it? Oh? Yes, yeah, I had

798
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:04,080
Speaker 1: never seen anything like it. And it's almost impossible to

799
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:06,839
Speaker 1: describe to people what they're going to experience, right, and

800
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:10,480
Speaker 1: so you couldn't really give a proper synopsis to let

801
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 1: them know what to expect, but just tell them to

802
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:14,920
Speaker 1: go in with an open mind. It's sort of a

803
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:17,279
Speaker 1: magic show, but not quite. It just feels a lot

804
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 1: deeper and more emotional than that. Yeah, no, it is,

805
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:23,839
Speaker 1: and you do have to adjust to the pacing because

806
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:29,359
Speaker 1: it takes its time. Anyway, Wait, who did Bob? Who

807
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:30,880
Speaker 1: are you with at the show? When we met you,

808
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:35,200
Speaker 1: I came alone and then I recognized you and went

809
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 1: up and said hi, do you before the show started,

810
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:44,560
Speaker 1: when we were all picking out our labels from the wall? Yeah? Absolutely, Yeah?

811
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:48,120
Speaker 1: Remember you were you were the ringmaster? Oh I was?

812
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:52,279
Speaker 1: Because I couldn't remember who I was. Yes, Oh I

813
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:54,800
Speaker 1: don't remember. I don't remember either. I don't remember what

814
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:56,040
Speaker 1: I tell you. I don't want to give away too

815
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:58,960
Speaker 1: much stuff. You know what I'm saying. But Bob, it's

816
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:02,960
Speaker 1: great talking to the paint in the sea. You have

817
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:07,279
Speaker 1: a good memory. I didn't remember that. She reminds us

818
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:12,120
Speaker 1: every day, Bob, Bob, it's so good talking to you.

819
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:13,879
Speaker 1: It is on Hulu, so if you want to share

820
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 1: it with your friends, tell them to go watch it.

821
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:19,520
Speaker 1: I watched it yesterday. Again. It's fabulous. Yes, I already am.

822
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:21,960
Speaker 1: I'm telling everybody I know about it. All right, thank you, Bob,

823
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:23,440
Speaker 1: have a great day. Thanks for listening to us all

824
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:26,600
Speaker 1: these years. We appreciate it. Absolutely. Always my pleasure to

825
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:28,360
Speaker 1: take care of you guys, all right, take care. The

826
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:32,120
Speaker 1: show again is called in and of Itself now scary.

827
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:35,440
Speaker 1: So you're thinking, we went to see another show. It

828
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:39,520
Speaker 1: was played Union Square and they they it was a

829
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:44,520
Speaker 1: crazy art art installation show. What's it called Della Guarda?

830
00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:48,320
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, oh that was so good too. So after

831
00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:51,040
Speaker 1: the show was over, we walked outside and there was

832
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:54,800
Speaker 1: a gentleman there with his girlfriend. She was much younger,

833
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:56,680
Speaker 1: and we knew that they were dating. She was younger

834
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:58,440
Speaker 1: than him, which is fine. I date someone who was

835
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:01,160
Speaker 1: younger than me. I'm used to it. Whatever. So Scary

836
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:04,359
Speaker 1: you walked up to them and said what I said, Hey,

837
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:06,759
Speaker 1: what's your name? Oh? I said, oh, what's your daughter's name?

838
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:10,880
Speaker 1: That's not my daughter, that's my girlfriend. I just assume

839
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:14,359
Speaker 1: I made this assumption because she was like decades younger

840
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:17,560
Speaker 1: than I'm like, oh my god, is this a sugar daddy.

841
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:21,839
Speaker 1: I didn't know what was going on, so I was like, oh,

842
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:24,160
Speaker 1: they were such a nice couple. And we actually had

843
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:26,640
Speaker 1: run into them since then at some other venue or

844
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:30,320
Speaker 1: a restaurant. But Scary was mortified, like, oh my god,

845
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:33,200
Speaker 1: you gotta be careful, Scary, never assume a woman is pregnant,

846
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:36,560
Speaker 1: and never assume a woman is a guy's daughter, or

847
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:38,440
Speaker 1: a guy is a woman's daughter, or a guy is

848
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:41,799
Speaker 1: a guy's son or whatever. Yeah, you know, I'm yes,

849
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:45,440
Speaker 1: it was terrible, the wrong question to ask. Scary. Scary

850
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:47,319
Speaker 1: has this way and heavy birthday. By the way, it

851
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:50,319
Speaker 1: is Scary's birthday. Can we tell the story again? My

852
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:52,279
Speaker 1: favorite story? Maybe Brodie should tell? Is he on the

853
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 1: line always? Yeah, Scary, I mean Brodie, Yes, sir By Brodie,

854
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:05,920
Speaker 1: tell our favorite birth boys story about no hands. Oh oh, Okay.

855
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:09,319
Speaker 1: So we were doing an event, a singles event at

856
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:12,719
Speaker 1: South Street Seaport in Manhattan, and we were doing a

857
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:16,279
Speaker 1: contest where listeners would win prizes and they had to

858
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 1: u pick up I think hot dogs with their mouths

859
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:23,879
Speaker 1: and their hands behind their back. That was the trick.

860
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 1: You couldn't use your hands right. And so Scary was

861
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:28,880
Speaker 1: the MC because he's the first guy to run to

862
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:33,640
Speaker 1: a microphone, he volunteered to host host a thing and uh,

863
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:37,800
Speaker 1: one of the contestants he thought was cheating and trying

864
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 1: to bring his arms back around and use his hands.

865
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:43,960
Speaker 1: So he pointed at the guy and screamed, hey, no hands.

866
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:47,759
Speaker 1: But the sad thing was this gentleman was actually born

867
00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:55,320
Speaker 1: without hands. So bad, it was so embarrassing. I was,

868
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:58,480
Speaker 1: and you wanted the whole crowd to turn against this guy.

869
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:05,600
Speaker 1: Hey no hands, nod And it was echoing through the

870
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:08,880
Speaker 1: seaport of area. No hands, and there were there were

871
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:12,840
Speaker 1: a thousand people watching Scary screaming no hands to this contestant,

872
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:15,279
Speaker 1: and then we all realized he had no hands. He

873
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:19,879
Speaker 1: had no hands. Did he apologize, No, we just moved on.

874
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:25,600
Speaker 1: We just got the game over. Scary, I must make

875
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:27,480
Speaker 1: a correction. It was not a hot dog eating contest.

876
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:29,640
Speaker 1: It was called it was a clam eating contest. It

877
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:35,240
Speaker 1: was called eat that to eat hot dogs the boys.

878
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 1: By the way, I do have a picture of Scary

879
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:40,120
Speaker 1: yelling at the guy. Now I'll share it with the

880
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:43,359
Speaker 1: Morning Show. I'm not going to post it. Aure that's

881
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:46,719
Speaker 1: not fair fair to share with Is this the same

882
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:49,280
Speaker 1: event where we let that girl up on the stage

883
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:51,440
Speaker 1: and she had the short, short skirt and we basically

884
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:55,839
Speaker 1: saw her clam we saw everything. I don't remember that.

885
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:59,800
Speaker 1: I don't recall that. I think that was the same event.

886
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:05,600
Speaker 1: We would never ever offer that entertainment. We don't do that.

887
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:07,960
Speaker 1: We don't even talk about We don't even like to

888
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 1: recall them. Oh sorry, I take him back, Rais you

889
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:14,359
Speaker 1: whispering it? Nate? I said, R I mean, doesn't Nate

890
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:17,440
Speaker 1: has a Ryan Seacrest story that's along the same lines,

891
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:19,480
Speaker 1: which is also hysterical. Well, yeah, it was. It was

892
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 1: American idol. Oh yeah, never forget that. Yeah, okay, I

893
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 1: remember Intestine was had an amazing voice, but walked out

894
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:28,799
Speaker 1: and he was blind and Ryan goes to give him

895
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:31,160
Speaker 1: a high five, and well he can't see to give

896
00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:35,080
Speaker 1: high five, So I didn't get the high five left hanging.

897
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 1: That one turned into a meme like, no matter how

898
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 1: bad your day is, at least not Ryan Seacrest trying

899
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:45,920
Speaker 1: to high five a blind guys. What a day anyway?

900
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:48,279
Speaker 1: Thank you? Brodie's good talking to you, loving you. What's

901
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:51,719
Speaker 1: on your mind while you're here? Anything good? Uh? No?

902
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:53,600
Speaker 1: I was trying to figure out what my house smells like,

903
00:48:53,719 --> 00:48:56,160
Speaker 1: because you were asking everyone what the house smells like,

904
00:48:56,680 --> 00:49:01,160
Speaker 1: and michail smells like cauliflower. Okay, there you go. That's

905
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:05,799
Speaker 1: kind of a farty smell. Yeah, my wife grilled up

906
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:08,759
Speaker 1: a roasted some cauliflower like two days ago and it

907
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:11,320
Speaker 1: still smells up the whole house. Oh, langers, it's langering,

908
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 1: all right. Please hold we love you, Brodie. Hold on,

909
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:16,360
Speaker 1: let's get into the three things we need to know

910
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:18,600
Speaker 1: from gone day, and then after that we take a

911
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:21,000
Speaker 1: break and we're back with your one thousand dollars free

912
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 1: money phone tap, So hang out, all right, Gandhi, it's

913
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 1: all you. What's going on? All right? An investigation is

914
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 1: underway after one of the deadliest shootings in FBI history

915
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:32,319
Speaker 1: took place yesterday in Sunrise, Florida. Officials confirmed that two

916
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:34,920
Speaker 1: FBI agents were shot and killed while serving a warrant

917
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:38,600
Speaker 1: early yesterday morning. Three others were also injured. The warrant

918
00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:41,560
Speaker 1: was part of a case related to violent crimes against children.

919
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:44,319
Speaker 1: The Bureau also says the suspect, who has not been

920
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:47,200
Speaker 1: named yet, reportedly died from self inflicted gunshot wounds. As

921
00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:49,440
Speaker 1: well as for the agents who were killed as soon

922
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:51,560
Speaker 1: as they approached the door. They have been identified as

923
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:55,719
Speaker 1: Special Agents Daniel Elfin and Laura Schwarzenberger. President Biden is

924
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:59,520
Speaker 1: offering his condolences to the agents. Today. World Health organization

925
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:02,880
Speaker 1: Investing have been visiting the Wuhan Institute of Virology in

926
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:05,480
Speaker 1: China today. The lab has been at the center of

927
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:08,759
Speaker 1: some speculation about where COVID nineteen originated. The team is

928
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:10,879
Speaker 1: in Wuhan, where the illness was first detected in late

929
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:14,360
Speaker 1: twenty nineteen, and they've spent the week so far visiting hospitals,

930
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:18,440
Speaker 1: research centers, and the wet market linked to the first outbreak. Meanwhile,

931
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:20,840
Speaker 1: Feiser is now planning to make an early delivery of

932
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:23,479
Speaker 1: two hundred million doses of the COVID vaccine by May.

933
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:27,319
Speaker 1: That's two months earlier than initially estimated. The company also

934
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:29,960
Speaker 1: says they would possibly send out two billion doses globally

935
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,000
Speaker 1: by the end of the year. So far, more than

936
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:34,600
Speaker 1: one hundred and four million vaccines have been delivered in

937
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:38,600
Speaker 1: sixty six countries around the world. And finally, All to

938
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:41,759
Speaker 1: Beauty is taking on a twenty five million dollar initiative

939
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:44,120
Speaker 1: to double black owned brands on its shelves by the

940
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:46,920
Speaker 1: end of twenty twenty one. The company plans to invest

941
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:50,000
Speaker 1: in media campaigns highlighting black women and is welcoming Tracy

942
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:53,839
Speaker 1: Ellis Ross as the Diversity and Inclusion Adviser. Employees will

943
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:57,200
Speaker 1: also receive training against implicit bias as well, and CEO

944
00:50:57,239 --> 00:50:59,319
Speaker 1: Mary Dillon says that the beauty industry ought to be

945
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:02,200
Speaker 1: leading as it plays a role in shaping what society

946
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:06,840
Speaker 1: sees as beautiful and desirable things we love at all. Right,

947
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:08,799
Speaker 1: taking a break, You're one thousand dollars free money phone

948
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:12,520
Speaker 1: tap from Impractical Jokers and True TV. Coming up after this,

949
00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:17,440
Speaker 1: This is Elvis Grand in the morning show You Got

950
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 1: any Money? Yeah, we got some money thanks to our

951
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:23,560
Speaker 1: friends at True TV. Where Tomorrow night at ten o'clock

952
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:26,200
Speaker 1: East Coast time on True TV, it's the season nine

953
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:30,120
Speaker 1: premiere of Impractical Jokers. We love them, Yeah, we do.

954
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:32,839
Speaker 1: We grew up listening to them. Wait, they go up

955
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:37,440
Speaker 1: listening to us. Yeah. Anyway, Joe Gatto, of course is

956
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:39,600
Speaker 1: sending us a thousand dollars every day to give you

957
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:41,480
Speaker 1: with the free money phone tap, and that's what we're

958
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Speaker 1: doing today. Um it's another seat. I can't believe Season

959
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Speaker 1: nine the premiere. Like I said, tomorrow night on True TV.

960
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:52,760
Speaker 1: I love them. They think you know, pardon me, hiccup, congratulations.

961
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:54,879
Speaker 1: I mean they've they're hitting out of the park every

962
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:57,160
Speaker 1: single season. All right. People love that show. And it's

963
00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:59,279
Speaker 1: one of those shows that's always on when you walk

964
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:01,799
Speaker 1: into a place that's showing shows. And I always like

965
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:03,279
Speaker 1: to say, I know, I know some of those guys.

966
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:05,840
Speaker 1: I know them. I'm that person. Let's get into it.

967
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:08,640
Speaker 1: You are that person. Let's get into it. The Impractical

968
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:12,279
Speaker 1: Jokers season premiere tomorrow night on True TV. Thanks to them,

969
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:13,840
Speaker 1: you're running a thousand dollars if you can call her

970
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 1: one hundred right now at one eight hundred two four

971
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:19,280
Speaker 1: two zero one hundred. All right, who does the phone tap? Scary?

972
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:24,120
Speaker 1: I do? Birthday boy, Here we go, Elvis, Elvis durand

973
00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:26,920
Speaker 1: the Elvis durand phone tap. All right, Scary, what is

974
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:29,560
Speaker 1: your phone tap all about? Cynthia emailed us, wanting to

975
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 1: phone tap her husband John, who's obsessed with shoveling snow

976
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:34,799
Speaker 1: as soon as it falls and no matter how much

977
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:37,600
Speaker 1: or little is out there. He's neurotic about his property.

978
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:39,839
Speaker 1: And last time they had a storm up north, they

979
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:41,799
Speaker 1: came by with the plows pushed all the snow back

980
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:44,040
Speaker 1: in front of his property. He's filed a complaint with

981
00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:46,759
Speaker 1: snow removal people and he has not heard back. So right,

982
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:49,520
Speaker 1: guess who I'm gonna be. Let's head up north, as

983
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 1: you call it, for a little a snow stap, a

984
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:56,160
Speaker 1: snow tap. Here ayont's listening to Scary's phone tap. We're

985
00:52:56,200 --> 00:53:00,640
Speaker 1: going on. You're not gonna believe it's truck. And he

986
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:03,160
Speaker 1: keeps going around the block again and again and again.

987
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:05,000
Speaker 1: He's going over the same traces in the car gets

988
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:07,640
Speaker 1: all covered up again. He just went passed again. Now

989
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:11,400
Speaker 1: he's the same truck, same truck, same truck, saying, right, God,

990
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:14,200
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know you work so hard.

991
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:16,120
Speaker 1: I mean you've he's been out there for Trella's up

992
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:17,840
Speaker 1: the guy, Okay, I want to talk to him. I

993
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:20,040
Speaker 1: want to right this one. Okay, so let him go?

994
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:22,920
Speaker 1: All right? All right, all right? Who him? He's coming

995
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:25,160
Speaker 1: down the seat coming again? Go go go go. I'm

996
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:27,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk to I want to. I want to

997
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:30,160
Speaker 1: right right. I am so sick a cleaning up that

998
00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:37,760
Speaker 1: bab good bone? Now what do you want of langency? Here?

999
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:41,560
Speaker 1: What an emergency? What's going on? Hey? You hear me? Hey? Talk?

1000
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 1: What did I do? What? What's going on? What do you?

1001
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:45,560
Speaker 1: What do you a? Hello? Is it your hey? Can

1002
00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:49,759
Speaker 1: you hear me? What do you day? Bruno? Bruno? What matter? You?

1003
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:50,960
Speaker 1: Are you the guy? Are you the guy that you?

1004
00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:52,480
Speaker 1: Is this your route? You do you do? You work

1005
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 1: this route regularly? Yeah? I'm tired a filing a dozing

1006
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:58,680
Speaker 1: complaints with the Pope of the the Sanitation and never getting

1007
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:01,560
Speaker 1: an ass up. Okay to me, now you're the one. Hey,

1008
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:03,480
Speaker 1: you listen to what I have to say? Bruno? Okay,

1009
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:06,480
Speaker 1: you have been covering my car every time you plow

1010
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:11,040
Speaker 1: the neighborhood. I am tiring a shoveling, insulting my driveway

1011
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:13,520
Speaker 1: and then have you pile that in front of my

1012
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:15,440
Speaker 1: house like I get out of my house? Do you

1013
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:17,799
Speaker 1: know you almost got me suspended. But you know what,

1014
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:20,000
Speaker 1: you should be suspended. You son him a bitch. You

1015
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,520
Speaker 1: have no right to cover my driveway like this. I'm

1016
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:25,200
Speaker 1: so sick or you doing it because you live on

1017
00:54:25,239 --> 00:54:27,080
Speaker 1: the right side of the street and the plow blades

1018
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:29,120
Speaker 1: face to the right. If there's snow in the street,

1019
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:31,239
Speaker 1: it's going on your property. You son him a bitch.

1020
00:54:31,239 --> 00:54:33,200
Speaker 1: I'm on my way right now. I'm gonna be fifteen minute.

1021
00:54:33,239 --> 00:54:35,239
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kick your ass. That's just four storm's worth

1022
00:54:35,239 --> 00:54:37,319
Speaker 1: of slush and snow and ice. And this car has

1023
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:39,239
Speaker 1: been sitting here the whole time. So I want you

1024
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:42,600
Speaker 1: to move the car that I say powers put in

1025
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 1: my car out after you've buried it, and you've done

1026
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:46,719
Speaker 1: it from the fall time this morning? Are you talking

1027
00:54:46,719 --> 00:54:49,120
Speaker 1: about every car on my street? He's got stuck bec

1028
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:51,160
Speaker 1: you know, people keep throwing snow into the middle of

1029
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:53,960
Speaker 1: the street. I'm coming by with my plow. I'm sorry

1030
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,759
Speaker 1: if your car is in the way, but I gotta

1031
00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:57,400
Speaker 1: tell you right now, i gotta remove the rest of

1032
00:54:57,400 --> 00:54:59,719
Speaker 1: this snow so your car's gonna get there. Have the right.

1033
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,520
Speaker 1: You don't have the right to do that to people

1034
00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:04,160
Speaker 1: who live in this neighborhood. You know what, I have

1035
00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:06,000
Speaker 1: a right, okay, and you don't have a right to

1036
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,759
Speaker 1: complain to my superiors about the job I'm doing. Are

1037
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:09,920
Speaker 1: you I want to talk to you in the I'm

1038
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:11,719
Speaker 1: gonna get it ten minutes. Get my wife on the phone. Now,

1039
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:14,399
Speaker 1: write you guys up here, take your phone. I gotta

1040
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:17,360
Speaker 1: get back to work. Oh he's really pissed off. Where's

1041
00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:20,879
Speaker 1: it going? Oh my god, you just got to snow

1042
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:23,680
Speaker 1: because the snow just this of luck and he's pushing

1043
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:26,160
Speaker 1: it back up the street. What he's pushing it all

1044
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:29,960
Speaker 1: back into the street. He's to put you back. Oh

1045
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:37,719
Speaker 1: here it comes out, hang on back. I think he

1046
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:39,680
Speaker 1: wants to talk with the trap RaSE you don't have

1047
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:42,720
Speaker 1: you gotta call. I want to look for all the police. Okay,

1048
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:47,239
Speaker 1: all right, I'm telling my guy, Yeah, you know what,

1049
00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:50,160
Speaker 1: suck it. I'm gonna be in five minutes. You keep

1050
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:54,480
Speaker 1: them back, I'm gonna be a back for one hundred dollars.

1051
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:57,040
Speaker 1: I'll dig your call right out for you. Why am

1052
00:55:57,040 --> 00:55:59,680
Speaker 1: I talking to you? Took my wife on the phone, right, guys,

1053
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:07,839
Speaker 1: you've been phone tapped. You've been phone tapped, John, Thank

1054
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:11,040
Speaker 1: you John. It's scary. Jones on The Morning Show. You

1055
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:15,000
Speaker 1: know you love me, John, you love me, you love

1056
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:25,719
Speaker 1: your wife. I can't believe you didn't. I can't thank you.

1057
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:28,960
Speaker 1: Birthday boys, Scary. You're welcome today's one thousand dollars free

1058
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:31,880
Speaker 1: money phone tap, let's go talk to Corby online eighteen.

1059
00:56:32,239 --> 00:56:35,480
Speaker 1: Hey Corby, welcome to the show. Oh my gosh, I

1060
00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:40,600
Speaker 1: actually got through you woll see you have you have

1061
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:42,279
Speaker 1: figured out how to get through the system and you

1062
00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:43,839
Speaker 1: became called on one hundreds, So that means you win

1063
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:48,040
Speaker 1: a thousand dollars. Oh my gosh, that is so awesome.

1064
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:51,120
Speaker 1: Um that that is amazing. My wife and I just

1065
00:56:51,239 --> 00:56:54,959
Speaker 1: bought a house, so we need that for decorating. Yeah,

1066
00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:59,239
Speaker 1: there you go. That'll be gone within fifteen minutes. Yeah,

1067
00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:01,000
Speaker 1: at least, at least we were part of your life

1068
00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:03,560
Speaker 1: for fifteen minutes. Corby, congratulations on the new house for

1069
00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:07,799
Speaker 1: your family, your thousand dollars on the way. Impractical Jokers

1070
00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:10,240
Speaker 1: is going to be premiering for US season nine tomorrow

1071
00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:12,240
Speaker 1: night on True TV, and thanks to them, a thousand

1072
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:15,680
Speaker 1: dollars on the way. Okay, okay, Can I tell you

1073
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:18,880
Speaker 1: guys that I absolutely love listening to you, like all

1074
00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:21,439
Speaker 1: the time, and I honestly can't believe I got through.

1075
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:25,000
Speaker 1: Thank you, Corby. It's a pleasure to me. Look, someone

1076
00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:32,240
Speaker 1: likes us. We got one. Yeah, we're not that bad. Corby. Hey,

1077
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:34,280
Speaker 1: so what you You just bought a house. Are you

1078
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:37,600
Speaker 1: guys renovating it and doing some work on it? No,

1079
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:41,600
Speaker 1: actually we bought it. It It was already renovated. COVID actually

1080
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:44,880
Speaker 1: helped with the rates and everything, so it was a

1081
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:49,400
Speaker 1: good time to buy. Thank you, Cove the best. Wait

1082
00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:52,600
Speaker 1: a second, didn't mean that, but well, congratulations. The reason

1083
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:56,320
Speaker 1: I bring this up is I know that uh Straightenate

1084
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:59,840
Speaker 1: and his fiance Heather are they have contractors committed their

1085
00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:01,680
Speaker 1: house because they bought a fix her upper, as you

1086
00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:04,720
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, and they're having some issues over there.

1087
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:07,920
Speaker 1: Uh a whole much second, Corby, money is on the way.

1088
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:13,560
Speaker 1: Don't don't go away. Okay, congratulations, it's a pleasure meeting you. Yeah.

1089
00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:17,800
Speaker 1: So so you have contractors that come in, Yeah, and

1090
00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:20,960
Speaker 1: so they listen to Heather and don't listen to you.

1091
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:25,160
Speaker 1: I think they were in cahoots together because it's like,

1092
00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:28,360
Speaker 1: I don't have a voice in any suggestion that she makes.

1093
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:30,400
Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, that's a really good idea. So either

1094
00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:34,880
Speaker 1: I have extremely bad taste or she's like texting them

1095
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:37,520
Speaker 1: on the side and getting you know, them to agree

1096
00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:40,960
Speaker 1: with her exactly yesterday. It's probably the bad taste thing. No,

1097
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:44,000
Speaker 1: I have pretty good taste. I make out Hale Navy

1098
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:46,560
Speaker 1: for the island. I know, I know my colors. But

1099
00:58:46,640 --> 00:58:50,080
Speaker 1: I think yesterday she was even giving signals during the

1100
00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:54,440
Speaker 1: electrical walkthrough so that they agreed with her. Yep. And

1101
00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:58,800
Speaker 1: I just think she's just right, and they maybe she

1102
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:00,640
Speaker 1: has a better eye and better vision. And I know

1103
00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:03,000
Speaker 1: this happens in the Danielle's house where she's not even

1104
00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:05,240
Speaker 1: allowed to talk to people who are doing renovations. Yes,

1105
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:08,960
Speaker 1: shout out to Eric who did our renovations. He's awesome.

1106
00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:11,600
Speaker 1: But yes, oh, Sheldon had a talk with Eric ahead

1107
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:14,000
Speaker 1: of time that I was not supposed to be trusted

1108
00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:17,440
Speaker 1: because his taste is better than mine, and to be honest,

1109
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:21,280
Speaker 1: it is. But he at one point Eric took me

1110
00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:22,760
Speaker 1: aside and he goes, hey, I want to get your

1111
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:24,720
Speaker 1: opinion on this too, but I'm not supposed to. And

1112
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:26,920
Speaker 1: I go, what do you mean you're not supposed there

1113
00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:30,360
Speaker 1: he goes, well, I was told just to come to Sheldon. See,

1114
00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:34,120
Speaker 1: there's a reason if you're a contractor, there's a million

1115
00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:36,680
Speaker 1: one moving parts and someone has to be the go

1116
00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:38,840
Speaker 1: to person into decisions. If you get caught in the

1117
00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:42,960
Speaker 1: middle between a fighting couple over the door knob, then

1118
00:59:42,960 --> 00:59:45,400
Speaker 1: you're in trouble. Yeah. Probably you know what I'm saying, right, Yeah,

1119
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:47,040
Speaker 1: So I have to say this really quietly because this

1120
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:49,560
Speaker 1: is awake. But I oh boy, he's listening, so we

1121
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:54,000
Speaker 1: you know, she Candy, she's listening to the radio. She

1122
00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:57,320
Speaker 1: can hear you. Maybe not. Frend of Oars did our

1123
00:59:57,840 --> 01:00:00,280
Speaker 1: master bathroom in the house we lived in before this one,

1124
01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:03,080
Speaker 1: and Lisa found this tile that she liked, and I

1125
01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:05,320
Speaker 1: think it's the ugliest tile in the history of tile.

1126
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:08,200
Speaker 1: So I told him to tell her that they didn't

1127
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:10,040
Speaker 1: have it. It It was out of stock and it was

1128
01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:11,640
Speaker 1: gonna be months before we could get it, so we

1129
01:00:11,640 --> 01:00:14,640
Speaker 1: have to find another one. It worked. Oh my gosh.

1130
01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:16,440
Speaker 1: That's what you gotta do. Sometimes you have to do

1131
01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:20,000
Speaker 1: things like that. Yeah, sometimes you have to lie. I

1132
01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:22,840
Speaker 1: love always whispering. He's on the radio, but he's whispering

1133
01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:25,480
Speaker 1: like someone's not going to tell her later. Yeah, exactly,

1134
01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:29,040
Speaker 1: Like I'm not going to text her in five minute

1135
01:00:29,120 --> 01:00:33,240
Speaker 1: I love it, accuse her of choosing the most the

1136
01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:38,320
Speaker 1: world's ugliest tile of all time? Right bad? What color

1137
01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:40,680
Speaker 1: is it? Puce? No one was like an accent tile

1138
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:42,720
Speaker 1: that had these terrible colors in it. I'm like, this

1139
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:44,640
Speaker 1: is awful. We're never gonna match this, and it's gonna

1140
01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:46,360
Speaker 1: kill the value of the bathroom. We're not doing it.

1141
01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:49,040
Speaker 1: Shelson says that Sheldon says that about me. He says,

1142
01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:51,240
Speaker 1: what happens when you bring something home? I go, what

1143
01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:53,960
Speaker 1: you mean? He goes, like pillows or this or that,

1144
01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:57,200
Speaker 1: It goes back because it doesn't fit or it doesn't match.

1145
01:00:57,240 --> 01:00:59,760
Speaker 1: He goes, when you do renovations with the house, you

1146
01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:03,720
Speaker 1: can't and send it back. It's a tattoo, it's perfect,

1147
01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:05,640
Speaker 1: so you rip it up. Michael in line twenty four,

1148
01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:07,919
Speaker 1: he's a contractor. Let's go to a contractor and let's

1149
01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:11,560
Speaker 1: see what's going on. Hey, Michael, welcome to the show. Hi,

1150
01:01:11,680 --> 01:01:15,160
Speaker 1: how are you doing well? Doing well? So you're a contractor,

1151
01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:18,160
Speaker 1: you know exactly what we're talking about. So when you

1152
01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:22,200
Speaker 1: let's let's say a husband and wife, they they they

1153
01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:24,240
Speaker 1: sign on the did a line with you for you

1154
01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:26,760
Speaker 1: to renovate their house. Who do you listen to the most?

1155
01:01:28,880 --> 01:01:32,800
Speaker 1: I do tile bathroom. So, uh, we always tend to

1156
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:35,040
Speaker 1: listen to the wife more because she has, you know,

1157
01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:37,680
Speaker 1: the say I guess you know, yeah, you guess right.

1158
01:01:39,120 --> 01:01:41,880
Speaker 1: But I would assume it's good for you to align

1159
01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:44,680
Speaker 1: with either one but not both, because you don't want

1160
01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:46,600
Speaker 1: to be stuck in the middle of them bickering. Right,

1161
01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:50,600
Speaker 1: I'm sure you've seen that. Yeah, yeah, So sometimes we

1162
01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:53,200
Speaker 1: just kind of let them take the nights to think

1163
01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:55,560
Speaker 1: of thinking over it and tell us in the next day.

1164
01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:59,000
Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, some people have vision and some people don't,

1165
01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:00,600
Speaker 1: and you just want to get into get the job done,

1166
01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:02,040
Speaker 1: and get out because you have other houses to go to.

1167
01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:04,240
Speaker 1: You've got more work to do, so to sit there

1168
01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:07,720
Speaker 1: and listen to oh my god. Well, let me ask

1169
01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:11,040
Speaker 1: you a question during COVID whatever during this past year,

1170
01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:13,760
Speaker 1: with all the renovations you've been doing or the twork

1171
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:15,600
Speaker 1: you've been doing, have you seen any new trends that

1172
01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:17,640
Speaker 1: we should be paying attention to, Like what are people

1173
01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:22,680
Speaker 1: doing now that they didn't used to do anything? A

1174
01:02:22,680 --> 01:02:25,080
Speaker 1: lot of people are renovating. It seems like it seems

1175
01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:28,120
Speaker 1: like people are gonna sell or move, you know what

1176
01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:30,280
Speaker 1: I mean. And it seems like a lot of people

1177
01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:33,680
Speaker 1: are renovating to be ready to sell. Yeah, it is.

1178
01:02:33,480 --> 01:02:35,720
Speaker 1: It's so important to be ready to go. That's the house.

1179
01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:38,080
Speaker 1: That's the thing about a house. Whatever you do to

1180
01:02:38,120 --> 01:02:40,800
Speaker 1: your house, think about, well is this going to make

1181
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:42,800
Speaker 1: me money when I sell it? And will people buy

1182
01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:45,920
Speaker 1: it with this here? And this open floor concept seems

1183
01:02:45,960 --> 01:02:47,880
Speaker 1: to be like a big thing right now, But I

1184
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:49,960
Speaker 1: feel like, what's going to happen when that's not the

1185
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:54,720
Speaker 1: big thing? I guess Ye're good. Listen, thank you so

1186
01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:57,760
Speaker 1: for you a contractor's perspective, Michael. Stay safe and don't

1187
01:02:58,120 --> 01:03:00,720
Speaker 1: drive a nail through your thumb or anything. Oh no,

1188
01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:03,240
Speaker 1: thank you. I listened to you guys all the time.

1189
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:05,600
Speaker 1: I really appreciate the work you guys do all the

1190
01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:08,200
Speaker 1: time for everyone. Thank you, Michael. Now, actually you're doing

1191
01:03:08,240 --> 01:03:12,480
Speaker 1: tile work, so watch out for coulk all right, Okay,

1192
01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:20,280
Speaker 1: he's like, yeah, I've heard that. Keep an eye on

1193
01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:24,240
Speaker 1: the calm. So there where what are we doing? Even?

1194
01:03:24,240 --> 01:03:25,640
Speaker 1: I just woke up and realized we're all the air.

1195
01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:28,120
Speaker 1: I'm still laughing at your reference of the color pieces.

1196
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:33,400
Speaker 1: So funny to me. Pierce is a great color, controversial

1197
01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:36,360
Speaker 1: of all the colors. All we were talking to Michael,

1198
01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:38,760
Speaker 1: the door opened here to the studio, and she said,

1199
01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:43,720
Speaker 1: so the tile wasn't out of stuck. T we're on

1200
01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:51,840
Speaker 1: the air. You gotta close the door in the Are

1201
01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:54,880
Speaker 1: you ready to go? All right? Danielle's coming on in. Also,

1202
01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:58,640
Speaker 1: we need to play a game. Uh, where's the music?

1203
01:03:58,680 --> 01:04:00,920
Speaker 1: Press the music? We're not doing a game here, we're

1204
01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:03,520
Speaker 1: doing the Danielle thing. But we Brody has given us

1205
01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:08,280
Speaker 1: the choice of two games. Either we can play You're wrong, yeah,

1206
01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:11,720
Speaker 1: or we can play Florida. Man. So text now you

1207
01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:13,680
Speaker 1: can now use the word wrong or the word Florida

1208
01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:15,920
Speaker 1: text to fifty five one hundred. Let us know which

1209
01:04:15,960 --> 01:04:18,240
Speaker 1: game you want to play tomorrow. It's gonna be so

1210
01:04:18,320 --> 01:04:21,560
Speaker 1: much fun. It's the Disney Music game from Gandhi. Yeah.

1211
01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:23,840
Speaker 1: I didn't wait, Yeah, I did this one just for Danielle.

1212
01:04:23,880 --> 01:04:27,560
Speaker 1: I haven't earned my whole time painting, okay, perfect, can't wait?

1213
01:04:27,560 --> 01:04:29,160
Speaker 1: All right, Danielle, what do you have going on? All right? So,

1214
01:04:29,280 --> 01:04:31,840
Speaker 1: yesterday I almost had a heart attack when Jeff Bezos

1215
01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:35,200
Speaker 1: decided to step down as CEO of Amazon, because I

1216
01:04:35,280 --> 01:04:39,240
Speaker 1: was like, wait a minute, what's gonna change. This is

1217
01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:41,720
Speaker 1: not good. Now. He's staying on his executive chair of

1218
01:04:41,760 --> 01:04:44,200
Speaker 1: the board. He plans to focus his energies and attention

1219
01:04:44,240 --> 01:04:47,400
Speaker 1: on new products and early initiatives, so he still will

1220
01:04:47,440 --> 01:04:49,320
Speaker 1: be around. I'm sure if he doesn't like what he's seeing,

1221
01:04:49,480 --> 01:04:53,200
Speaker 1: he'll step in. So Aj from the Backstreet Boy says

1222
01:04:53,240 --> 01:04:56,640
Speaker 1: that he was almost brainwashed by the Church of Scientology.

1223
01:04:56,960 --> 01:04:59,479
Speaker 1: He said he paid the location in Hollywood, have visited

1224
01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:02,120
Speaker 1: back in two thousand and two. He was curious about it.

1225
01:05:02,360 --> 01:05:04,520
Speaker 1: He said he ended up locked in a room watching

1226
01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:07,440
Speaker 1: a short film multiple times before they'd let him go,

1227
01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:09,560
Speaker 1: and he said he felt like it was part of

1228
01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:13,440
Speaker 1: a brainwashing technique. So I thought that was interesting. The

1229
01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:15,520
Speaker 1: Grammys are postponed. You know. They were supposed to take

1230
01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:18,320
Speaker 1: place January thirty first, didn't happen. Now at the end

1231
01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:21,520
Speaker 1: of March, so Variety said, it's going to be very different.

1232
01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:24,520
Speaker 1: Instead of the show taking place inside the Staples Center

1233
01:05:24,560 --> 01:05:27,560
Speaker 1: in Los Angeles, it will be the outdoor area of

1234
01:05:27,640 --> 01:05:31,000
Speaker 1: the La Convention Center. The Staple Center will actually be

1235
01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:33,880
Speaker 1: the backdrop. There will be no audience, but there will

1236
01:05:33,960 --> 01:05:37,880
Speaker 1: be a live red carpet. They'll be live and prerecorded performances,

1237
01:05:37,920 --> 01:05:39,480
Speaker 1: and a bunch of other stuff as well, because you

1238
01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:42,960
Speaker 1: know they have to keep it safe. Nominees for the

1239
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:46,640
Speaker 1: fifty second annual NAACP Image Awards or out. Netflix gets

1240
01:05:46,680 --> 01:05:50,680
Speaker 1: a total of fifty one nominations from television and film. Yes,

1241
01:05:50,760 --> 01:05:56,280
Speaker 1: Bridger ten is on there, the Duke of Hastings. Who

1242
01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:59,640
Speaker 1: can be this spatman? Nobody, not even my husband, My goodness.

1243
01:06:00,680 --> 01:06:03,840
Speaker 1: March twenty seventh is when the awards will go down.

1244
01:06:04,080 --> 01:06:06,640
Speaker 1: The Kids Choice Award nominees are out. Two Stranger Things

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Speaker 1: leading the pack with four nominations, High School Musical, the

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Speaker 1: series Henry Danger. They all have great, great nominations. March

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Speaker 1: is when that's gonna go down. It will be virtual.

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Speaker 1: But they are still promising Slime because you cannot have

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Speaker 1: the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards without Slime, So that will happen.

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Speaker 1: Milwaukee Summerfest got pushed back due to COVID. Was supposed

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Speaker 1: to happen June. It's gonna happen in September. Dan and

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Speaker 1: Shay they have a new song coming out to Friday.

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Speaker 1: I keep thinking tomorrow's Friday. I've been one day ahead

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Speaker 1: all week, so tomorrow is not Friday. Tomorrow is Thursday,

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Speaker 1: so glad you Exit will be out on Friday. And

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Speaker 1: it's basically for their friends and family to tell them

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Speaker 1: how grateful they are. The Goldbergs On television tonight. Super

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Speaker 1: Bowl's greatest commercial is the mass Dancer Chicago med fire Pete.

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Speaker 1: They're all on a little Riverdale for you. Netflix gives

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Speaker 1: you Firefly Lane. If you've read the book by Kristin Hannah,

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Speaker 1: which is amazing, you're excited for the show like I am.

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Speaker 1: And Hulu in and of itself, we just talked about it.

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Speaker 1: It's a little magic, it's a little mind manipulation, it's

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Speaker 1: a lot of other things. Check it out if you

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Speaker 1: get a chance. And that is my Danielle report. Thank

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Speaker 1: you Danielle. All Right, the votes you're in? Are you

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Speaker 1: guys looking at our text? D know? Well, it's either

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Speaker 1: Florida man or you're wrong. It looks like Florida Man

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Speaker 1: could be winning this. Can anyone else see there? All

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Speaker 1: the text? It looks like that looks like Florida, Florida, Florida. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: Florida Man. We'll play Florida Man all the way. We'll

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Speaker 1: do that. Let's do it next after this. Hey, Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Katy Perry. I'm Sean Mendez. Elvis Duran, Elvis

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Speaker 1: Duran and the Morning Show Duran in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: isn't afraid to say what he thinks. I think he's

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Speaker 1: very entertaining. He is a great leader, He's awesome, funny,

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Speaker 1: he just makes my morning. All we want to do

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Speaker 1: is just go to brunch with him. He's psychic, Dudu.

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Speaker 1: I want to see you naked, Patrick in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: So we got lots to get to. We have to

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Speaker 1: play the Florida Man Game. As a matter of fact,

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Speaker 1: brand new Florida Man Game from Dave Brody. We actually

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Speaker 1: have a story that's in the news today, featured on

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Speaker 1: today's Florida Man Game. We'll get to that in a minute.

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Speaker 1: Let's go around the room. Danielle, what's on your mind today?

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Speaker 1: All right. So it was on the phone with my

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Speaker 1: mom the other day, and the entire time she could

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Speaker 1: tell I was preoccupied. And she said, Danny, what's the matter?

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Speaker 1: And I said, I can't find my phone. Oh Daniel,

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Speaker 1: she said, um, you're you're on your phone. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: oh my gosh, I do I swear to gosh. I

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Speaker 1: do this all the time, spend so much time looking

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Speaker 1: for the thing that I'm already doing. It's so stupid. Yeah. Amen, yeah, Daniel,

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Speaker 1: You're not alone. God, what's up with you today? Speaking

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Speaker 1: of phones, I would like to give a producer, Sam

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Speaker 1: a shout out for giving me a heart attack during

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Speaker 1: the show this morning. You guys didn't know this was happening,

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Speaker 1: but she accidentally facetimed me while we were on the air,

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Speaker 1: and my first thought was Sam is dying and she's

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Speaker 1: trying to get a hold of me. So I scooted

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Speaker 1: out of the frame as far as I could go

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Speaker 1: to try and answer it. She didn't answer, which gave

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Speaker 1: me another little pang of heart attack, and then she said, sorry,

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Speaker 1: but dialed you. Damn it. Sam. Maybe she was having

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Speaker 1: sex and she went on the phone in the middle

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Speaker 1: of it. Was that it Sam were you having sex

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Speaker 1: that was one hundred percent on your mind. Today, I

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Speaker 1: am here with your reminder to do that chore that

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Speaker 1: you've been putting off because it is so doable and

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Speaker 1: you have to You just keep pushing it off, because

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Speaker 1: today is laundry day for me, guys. And when I

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Speaker 1: say laundry day, I'm telling you I have two Santa

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Speaker 1: Claus sized sacks sitting in the office because they don't

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Speaker 1: even fit my hamper anymore. I'm running out of clothes.

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Speaker 1: I'm just wearing things that don't match or look like

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Speaker 1: they work at all together, and I just I'm not

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Speaker 1: doing my freaking laundry. So today I'm doing it. Do

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Speaker 1: that thing you've been putting off. It's not going to disappear.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to ever start that project because then

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Speaker 1: I'll have to finish it. You know what. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: be fun. I'm going to say no, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: reject you around the room. I'm not going to start

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Speaker 1: that project today. I can't wait to hear what it

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Speaker 1: is later. I'm texting scary birthday boy, what's up with

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Speaker 1: you today? And going down that rabbit hole that everyone

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Speaker 1: happens to everybody on their birthday, and that is to

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Speaker 1: individually answer every single text message, and it is throwing

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Speaker 1: me off my game and it's not even done o'clock

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Speaker 1: in the morning. Don't do it. You can't. But I

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Speaker 1: can't do the blanket thing on social media where it's

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Speaker 1: like I want everybody for all the wishes. You can

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Speaker 1: do that. Why do you want to put yourself under

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Speaker 1: that pressure on your birthday? Don't do that because because

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Speaker 1: I don't want people to get butt hurt, so I

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Speaker 1: have to do that's their probably, that's their butt the turning.

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Speaker 1: Don't you don't worry about people getting scary. Go ahead,

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Speaker 1: take the rest of the day off so you can

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Speaker 1: just go say thank you, it's your day man, right right, Froggy,

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Speaker 1: what's up with you? You know, we all hurt ourselves

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Speaker 1: in dumb ways. And just now we have one of

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Speaker 1: those love sacks where like the giant big like just

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Speaker 1: round blob and the dogs lay on all the time,

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Speaker 1: and so it was really like flat like a pancake

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Speaker 1: from them laying on in us all playing on it.

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Speaker 1: I was trying to fluff it, and I was picking

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Speaker 1: it up and turning it and throwing it. I just

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Speaker 1: pulled my back out doing it stupid. The dogs will

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Speaker 1: never understand what you've done for them. We hurt ourselves

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Speaker 1: in the dumbest way. Last time it was brushing my teeth.

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Speaker 1: This time it was fluffing love sack time sounds by

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Speaker 1: the way, the sack, Oh my god, it's turning. What's

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Speaker 1: up with you? Oh Elvis? To the guy that has

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Speaker 1: been throwing stuff in my dumpster, I got you, you

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Speaker 1: son of a bitch. Looking at he left a footprint

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Speaker 1: last night that is coming in size nine. I did

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Speaker 1: the measurements. I can't tell the brand. You gotta go

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Speaker 1: measure your neighbor's feet. What are you gonna to get

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Speaker 1: this guy? If you saw the night stock or you

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Speaker 1: know that's how they caught him that documentary on the night,

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Speaker 1: that's true. I gotta find out the name, the brand

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Speaker 1: of the shoe. I think it might be a Timberland

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Speaker 1: look at it. Yeah, but he'll put that boot in

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Speaker 1: your ass if you, if you, if he gets mine

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Speaker 1: up his first, I love him a very large woman. Also,

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Speaker 1: it's true, whatever big woman throwing crap in your dumpster,

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Speaker 1: you got him. You got him exactly where you want him, right,

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Speaker 1: son of him? Nay hot on the trail. Hey, happening

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Speaker 1: as we do our show uh in Homestead, Florida at

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Speaker 1: the hospital, little Zaiale Camacho is about to be born

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Speaker 1: into this world of ours. Zo you're getting You're just

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Speaker 1: in time at the end of a pandemic. Your time.

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Speaker 1: You couldn't be better. So that's all fabulous. And yes,

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Speaker 1: the line of the day is I've fluffed the love sack.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Let's go talk to Cecilia. Line three as

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Speaker 1: we play the Florida Man Game? Can you hi? Guys? Well,

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Speaker 1: hello lady, what do you do in Cecilia? What's your

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Speaker 1: day all about? What do you do? Um? Well, I

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Speaker 1: just got to the parking lot of my work. What

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Speaker 1: do you do? So I'm gonna so I'm gonna sit

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Speaker 1: here and talk to you guys. I'm a hospital administrator

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Speaker 1: at a children's hospital. Very important. We have the most

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Speaker 1: interesting listeners are the most interesting, fabulous, great jobs, and

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Speaker 1: you're one of them. Thank you for playing a Florida

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Speaker 1: Man game. When's the last time you're in Florida? When's

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Speaker 1: the last time you're down there? Um twenty nineteen, we

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Speaker 1: took my son on his first vacation and we went

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Speaker 1: to Clearwater Beach. Beautiful there, you'll be back. So now,

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Speaker 1: I promise we'd love I hope, so, I hope. So

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Speaker 1: all right, Well, as you know, if you go to

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Speaker 1: your Google and you just type in Florida man, you

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Speaker 1: will see a billion and one stories. News stories come

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Speaker 1: over with the strangest, strangest premise. These stories, I mean,

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Speaker 1: Florida men in Florida are just they're they're a breed

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Speaker 1: of their own. Don't we all agree in that? Absolutely? Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna read you some of these headlines, Cecilia,

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Speaker 1: and you tell me whether or not these Florida man

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Speaker 1: stories are from true stories or not? Okay, what do

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Speaker 1: we have to give her? We don't even we gotta

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Speaker 1: give herself. We'll give you twenty dollars for everyone you get, correct, Okay?

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Speaker 1: Oh Jesus, talking to you guys was enough. Okay, you

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Speaker 1: get nothing, absolutely nothing, all right, Okay, here we go.

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Speaker 1: Naked Florida man arrested after trying to steal the famous

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Speaker 1: hot dogs shaped Oscar Meyer ween hermobile. True or false? Oh?

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Speaker 1: The ween Hermobile. That sounds like something somebody on Florida

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Speaker 1: would do. But do they go down there? Um? I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna say that's true. That's Florida man. That's false. Believe

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Speaker 1: it or not. In answer to your question, Yes, the

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Speaker 1: wiener goes down there all right, everywhere, I know where

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Speaker 1: Where are we? Okay? Florida man headline number two True

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Speaker 1: or false. Florida man, recently named Paramedic of the Year

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Speaker 1: accused of helping to steal COVID nineteen vaccine. True or false. Oh,

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Speaker 1: that's that's gotta be true. It is true. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: he forged a vaccine screening and consent forms to help

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Speaker 1: cover up the theft of three vials containing ten doses

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Speaker 1: each of the moderna vaccine. There you go, all right,

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Speaker 1: you have twenty dollars big money. All right, here we go.

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Speaker 1: Florida man accused. Okay, Florida man accused of sex crimes,

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Speaker 1: cuts ankle monitor, starts a go fund me to flee

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Speaker 1: the country. Two or false. Oh jeez um, that sounds

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Speaker 1: like a beach. True, but it is it is. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The guy started to go fund me fundraiser entitled trying

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Speaker 1: to be Free. Yeah, he wrote, He actually wrote in

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Speaker 1: the ad he needed money to flee the country. Dumbas

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Speaker 1: all right, you got forty dollars we're on a roll.

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Speaker 1: Here we go headline. Florida man arrested on Easter Sunday

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Speaker 1: for killing an alligator, cutting it up, and using it

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Speaker 1: as bait to draw in an army of forty five alligators.

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Speaker 1: True or false? Um didn't like alligators in Florida, So

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say that's false. It's false. You're correct. There

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Speaker 1: you go, you're two for sixty dollars. Okay, this actually

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Speaker 1: is in the news today. Man with Florida tattoo I

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Speaker 1: basically gave it away. Man with Florida tattoo on his

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Speaker 1: face calls nine one for a ride home. Oh, I

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Speaker 1: you know, I think I saw that that might be true.

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Speaker 1: It is true. Happened a few days ago. You should

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Speaker 1: see this guy's picture. A man with a Florida tattoo

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Speaker 1: on his forehead between his eyes arrested for calling nine

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Speaker 1: one one twice to get a ride home in the

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Speaker 1: suburb of Tampa. He's been charged with a misuse of

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Speaker 1: nine one one system, possession of marijuana, and for having

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Speaker 1: tattoos stayed of Florida between his eyes. And finally, let's

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Speaker 1: go for the hundred. You're ready to go Florida Florida

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Speaker 1: man wanted by police was arrested while streaming live video

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Speaker 1: of himself escaping on a jet ski. True or false?

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Speaker 1: Oh that definitely sounds like something from I'm Florida Todo.

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01:17:45,400 --> 01:17:50,880
Speaker 1: Yes it is. He was wanted for violation or promation,

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01:17:51,040 --> 01:17:53,679
Speaker 1: live streamed his own arrest on social media while trying

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01:17:53,720 --> 01:17:55,519
Speaker 1: to escape on a jet ski. He wanted the world

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Speaker 1: to see him fail and he did. Wow. Sci one

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars, thanks for playing Florida man. I hope you

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Speaker 1: have a great day. Thanks. Oh, thank you guys. You

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01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:08,479
Speaker 1: guys make mike commute so so much better. I drive

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Speaker 1: from Massachusetts to Connecticut every day. It's amazing to have

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Speaker 1: you guys in the morning. Well, thank you for listening.

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Speaker 1: How long we've been listening to our show? Probably, like

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Speaker 1: I'd say, easily ten years, if not more, I'll take it.

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Speaker 1: We've been here for a quarter of a century, twenty

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Speaker 1: five years. I've been doing the show and it's been great.

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Speaker 1: But today's the last show. Thanks for listening. Laura Man

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01:18:33,200 --> 01:18:35,880
Speaker 1: quits his radio show. All right, hold on, Cecilia, we're

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Speaker 1: gonna get one hundred dollars to your asap. Okay, thank

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Speaker 1: you so much. Have a wonderful day, guys. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's get into the three things we need

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01:18:43,600 --> 01:18:47,280
Speaker 1: to know from Gandhi. Gandhi, what's going on? The government

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Speaker 1: will start distributing coronavirus vaccination kids directly to pharmacies starting

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Speaker 1: in February eleventh. The first phase will be limited to

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Speaker 1: sixty five hundred pharmacies because of limited supplies, but it

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Speaker 1: will be followed by gradual expansion to available site. More

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Speaker 1: than one hundred thousand Americans sadly have died from the

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01:19:02,920 --> 01:19:07,679
Speaker 1: coronavirus infection since New Year's Day alone. Data released yesterday

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01:19:07,720 --> 01:19:11,120
Speaker 1: evening shows one hundred and one thousand, three hundred seventeen

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01:19:11,240 --> 01:19:14,680
Speaker 1: COVID nineteen deaths since January first. That number accounts for

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01:19:14,760 --> 01:19:16,720
Speaker 1: more than a fifth of all pandemic deaths here in

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Speaker 1: the US. Since the first was confirmed less than a

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Speaker 1: year ago, COVID nineteen has now killed more than four

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Speaker 1: hundred and forty six thousand Americans. House Republicans will meet

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01:19:24,680 --> 01:19:27,479
Speaker 1: today to decide what to do about Representatives Liz Cheney

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Speaker 1: and Marjorie Taylor, Green Republicans, lawyer to loyal to Donald Trump,

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01:19:32,240 --> 01:19:34,679
Speaker 1: want Cheney removed from her leadership posts because she voted

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Speaker 1: to impeach him. Meanwhile, Taylor Green is under fire for

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01:19:37,640 --> 01:19:40,439
Speaker 1: her continued claims that the election was stolen from Trump

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01:19:40,640 --> 01:19:43,559
Speaker 1: and for spreading numerous conspiracy theories that even Mitch McConnell

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01:19:43,680 --> 01:19:46,240
Speaker 1: is calling looney. And finally, we talked about this a

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Speaker 1: little bit earlier today. But how crazy would it be

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01:19:49,080 --> 01:19:52,280
Speaker 1: to wake up this year from having been in a

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01:19:52,360 --> 01:19:54,760
Speaker 1: coma almost all of last year. That's happening to a

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01:19:54,840 --> 01:19:57,519
Speaker 1: teenager in the UK. He was in a ten month coma,

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01:19:57,600 --> 01:20:00,519
Speaker 1: had no idea a pandemic even hit. In fact, he

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01:20:00,600 --> 01:20:03,960
Speaker 1: actually went through COVID twice while he was in the hospital.

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Speaker 1: He is slowly beginning to recover after an accident that

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Speaker 1: caused brain damage. He's also started responding to other people,

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01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:11,400
Speaker 1: but the family says they are in no rush to

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Speaker 1: tell him all the things that he missed and those

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Speaker 1: are your three things. Cannot imagine. I wonder that it

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Speaker 1: was it cryogenics where they freeze you, yes, yea, and

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Speaker 1: they bring you back later. Yes. I think in the

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Speaker 1: real cryogenics world, I think they cut your head off

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01:20:26,400 --> 01:20:28,080
Speaker 1: and freeze it. Right, they just keep your head? How

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01:20:28,120 --> 01:20:32,639
Speaker 1: does that work? Well? Right? Actually? Well, Disney's on ice head.

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01:20:32,840 --> 01:20:42,080
Speaker 1: Yeah right, that's a little different. No, I don't know.

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01:20:42,240 --> 01:20:45,040
Speaker 1: Look up cryogenics. Can we google that up? Yeah? Yeah.

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01:20:45,040 --> 01:20:47,840
Speaker 1: So I'm wondering if they could suspend us from life

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01:20:48,000 --> 01:20:51,240
Speaker 1: until everything's perfect, we'd never come back. They never thought

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Speaker 1: us out. The rumor was that Walt Disney used cryogenics,

1510
01:20:55,479 --> 01:20:58,120
Speaker 1: but I looked I don't think snopes and urban legend,

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Speaker 1: I don't think that's true. Do we know he could

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Speaker 1: be right there on the Main Street, USA? Could you

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Speaker 1: imagine watching us? I wouldn't be survived. I'll have another

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01:21:08,280 --> 01:21:13,599
Speaker 1: scoop of chunky Walt. Can you imagine being the manager

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Speaker 1: of the ice cream store on Main Street, USA in

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Speaker 1: Disney World and you show up. You're like, hey, where's

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01:21:17,439 --> 01:21:20,000
Speaker 1: Walt Disney's body? Oh god, we served it to a

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Speaker 1: birthday party. Oh my god. Oh. This says that the

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Speaker 1: whole body is preserved. Oh good. It says as soon

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01:21:26,040 --> 01:21:27,960
Speaker 1: as possible after death, the body is put in an

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01:21:28,040 --> 01:21:30,080
Speaker 1: ice bath, the blood is removed, and the body is

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01:21:30,120 --> 01:21:32,640
Speaker 1: pumped full of a solution designed to preserve organs. It

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01:21:32,720 --> 01:21:36,120
Speaker 1: remains packed in ice as it shipped to the Crownics facility,

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Speaker 1: where the body is cooled by nitrogen gas, bringing the

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01:21:38,320 --> 01:21:41,200
Speaker 1: temperature down to minus one hundred and ten degrees celsius.

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01:21:41,240 --> 01:21:42,800
Speaker 1: But they keep your whole body. There's got to be

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01:21:42,840 --> 01:21:47,400
Speaker 1: an easier way. Yeah, all right, let's take it right.

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01:21:47,479 --> 01:21:50,000
Speaker 1: We'll be back after this. How are you doing? This

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01:21:50,160 --> 01:21:53,080
Speaker 1: is Wendy Williams. What's up? Y'all? On Beyonce? What's going on?

1530
01:21:53,280 --> 01:21:56,960
Speaker 1: This is Drake and you're listening to Elvis during the

1531
01:21:57,080 --> 01:21:59,880
Speaker 1: morning show. Scupper matches all the cash back you've earned

1532
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Speaker 1: it the end of your first year. It's like they're

1533
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Speaker 1: cramming a full year's worth of cash into one of

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Speaker 1: those little cash shaped birthday cards. Cash Back match only

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Speaker 1: match Discover something Brighter. Shout out to coaster Boy Josh

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Speaker 1: making our show sound really good. We love you, Josh. Hey,

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01:22:19,479 --> 01:22:22,280
Speaker 1: um coming up. I think we got to get into

1539
01:22:22,360 --> 01:22:26,240
Speaker 1: some sound with Garrett. Also, I think we should do

1540
01:22:26,320 --> 01:22:28,640
Speaker 1: some time traveling musically. You guys, you guys want to

1541
01:22:28,640 --> 01:22:30,760
Speaker 1: take a trip, yes, and yeah, all right, all right,

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01:22:31,320 --> 01:22:33,080
Speaker 1: and uh, I don't know what else you want to do?

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01:22:33,240 --> 01:22:34,720
Speaker 1: Is any what else is on the list of things

1544
01:22:34,760 --> 01:22:37,920
Speaker 1: we need to get done? Today straight name you just

1545
01:22:38,040 --> 01:22:43,240
Speaker 1: I'm cereal, okay, gotta be all right? Um oh um,

1546
01:22:44,800 --> 01:22:49,320
Speaker 1: I had something. Oh god, brain fart every day now

1547
01:22:49,360 --> 01:22:55,800
Speaker 1: and my fart brain is brain farting you. I don't

1548
01:22:55,800 --> 01:22:58,120
Speaker 1: know what I'm start hearing so many voices. What was that?

1549
01:22:58,160 --> 01:23:00,080
Speaker 1: Gandhi said, do you want me to guess? But I

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01:23:00,160 --> 01:23:02,120
Speaker 1: think you were going to say. What was I going

1551
01:23:02,200 --> 01:23:04,880
Speaker 1: to say? Did it have anything to do with videos

1552
01:23:04,960 --> 01:23:06,840
Speaker 1: that we were posting online and things that are happening

1553
01:23:06,840 --> 01:23:09,920
Speaker 1: online right now? No, dang it, No, Froggy, your turn.

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01:23:10,840 --> 01:23:14,439
Speaker 1: Your brain farts smell bad. They stink? God, oh man,

1555
01:23:14,920 --> 01:23:18,720
Speaker 1: what a question? No? Can I have a buzzer for

1556
01:23:18,800 --> 01:23:25,120
Speaker 1: a dad joke? It was? It was a bad dad joke.

1557
01:23:26,680 --> 01:23:29,960
Speaker 1: Uh oh my gosh. Did you hear about Jenny's ice

1558
01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:32,320
Speaker 1: cream coming up with that everything bagel flavor? I don't

1559
01:23:32,320 --> 01:23:36,320
Speaker 1: know how. Oh god, it's ice cream with chunks of garlic,

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01:23:36,400 --> 01:23:41,479
Speaker 1: salt onions there and then no thanks savory. I've had

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01:23:41,520 --> 01:23:44,280
Speaker 1: savory ice cream before and it wasn't awful. It could

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01:23:44,360 --> 01:23:45,720
Speaker 1: be good. I mean I did. I don't know if

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01:23:45,720 --> 01:23:47,240
Speaker 1: you guys do. I did my French fries in my

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01:23:47,280 --> 01:23:49,880
Speaker 1: frosty when I have a chance to salt, and it's

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01:23:49,960 --> 01:23:52,880
Speaker 1: so good. The same time, I'm not I'm not awful

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01:23:53,120 --> 01:23:56,040
Speaker 1: with sweet and savory together. Oh if you cannot do

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01:23:56,120 --> 01:24:00,439
Speaker 1: that in my house because my husband's British. I know

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01:24:00,520 --> 01:24:03,439
Speaker 1: British people who do get into savings. Not him. He's like,

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01:24:03,560 --> 01:24:09,240
Speaker 1: that's disgusting. He's just weird. Were the weird ones? Yeah,

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01:24:09,600 --> 01:24:12,920
Speaker 1: he's the weird one. Hello, Yeah, what straight names. I've

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01:24:12,960 --> 01:24:15,800
Speaker 1: been to England. That food is not that great. That's true,

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01:24:16,000 --> 01:24:21,800
Speaker 1: see her. When you've gone to England, you've gone as

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01:24:21,840 --> 01:24:24,479
Speaker 1: a tourist, so you've eaten it all. Probably the spots

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01:24:24,560 --> 01:24:26,479
Speaker 1: that you get trapped in Danyelle. They went to the

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01:24:26,520 --> 01:24:28,120
Speaker 1: places that they have like the pictures on the menu

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01:24:28,160 --> 01:24:30,280
Speaker 1: out in front of the restaurant. You have to go.

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01:24:30,760 --> 01:24:32,920
Speaker 1: You have to go with the British person because the

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01:24:33,000 --> 01:24:35,679
Speaker 1: food is completely different. When you actually go with the breast,

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01:24:35,840 --> 01:24:37,640
Speaker 1: it's much better. I will tell you, Nate, when I

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01:24:37,720 --> 01:24:40,800
Speaker 1: was a kid, that food in London was not where

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01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:43,320
Speaker 1: and not where it is now. There are some fantastic,

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01:24:43,680 --> 01:24:47,639
Speaker 1: fantastic restaurants in London. So that's that. That is a bad,

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01:24:47,840 --> 01:24:50,280
Speaker 1: bad blanket statement you made there. Shame on you. Shame.

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01:24:50,640 --> 01:24:53,080
Speaker 1: Sorry I was with you for a second, Nate, I'm

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01:24:53,120 --> 01:24:56,519
Speaker 1: turning on you now. Speaking of Gaudis, some of the

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Speaker 1: best Indian food in the world is in London. See,

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Speaker 1: I know people say that, but I don't know if

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01:25:00,920 --> 01:25:03,479
Speaker 1: I agree with that. Well, my parents always are like, no,

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Speaker 1: no way, because we have a very good bit of

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01:25:05,960 --> 01:25:07,840
Speaker 1: British friend and he always tells us that the food

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01:25:07,880 --> 01:25:10,800
Speaker 1: in Britain is better than the Indian food. And that's

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01:25:10,840 --> 01:25:15,000
Speaker 1: a dang at the time. I will defer to you

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01:25:15,080 --> 01:25:19,120
Speaker 1: on that, but Indian that's the first time I actually

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01:25:19,200 --> 01:25:22,240
Speaker 1: had Indian food, and it was insane. And then when

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01:25:22,280 --> 01:25:24,519
Speaker 1: I came back here, I was like, oh, this isn't

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01:25:24,560 --> 01:25:27,680
Speaker 1: as good as what we had there, Danielle, here's an equivalent. Yeah,

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01:25:27,800 --> 01:25:33,920
Speaker 1: let's say you're scary living in Italian American Brooklyn, right,

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01:25:34,280 --> 01:25:37,439
Speaker 1: and you invite your family over from Puglia, right and

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01:25:37,520 --> 01:25:39,640
Speaker 1: from Italy, and oh my god, I'm gonna take you

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01:25:39,680 --> 01:25:41,639
Speaker 1: to the best Italian restaurant New York City. They're gonna

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01:25:41,640 --> 01:25:43,760
Speaker 1: sit down and eat that Italian American food. Go, what

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01:25:43,880 --> 01:25:46,639
Speaker 1: the f is this? Yeah, yeah, that's not the same. Nope.

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01:25:46,680 --> 01:25:50,200
Speaker 1: So it's like, you know, we we've Americanized. We have

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01:25:50,240 --> 01:25:52,360
Speaker 1: our own American Italian, which is not what they serve

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01:25:52,439 --> 01:25:54,040
Speaker 1: over there, right, so I could be the same with

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01:25:54,120 --> 01:25:56,719
Speaker 1: Indian in London. I don't know. Yeah, even Chinese food.

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Speaker 1: Chinese food in England was amazing, It was amazing. Well,

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Speaker 1: London is a very different it's an international city. Like yeah, anyway, Um,

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Speaker 1: did anyone get hurt during the snow storm up in

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01:26:08,160 --> 01:26:13,800
Speaker 1: the northeast here's I was shoveled, alex it but that's

1611
01:26:13,840 --> 01:26:16,599
Speaker 1: because of the icy hot dripped down to his bone hole.

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01:26:16,640 --> 01:26:20,080
Speaker 1: But anywhere, So I was out shoveling the sidewalk yesterday,

1613
01:26:20,120 --> 01:26:23,400
Speaker 1: and you really, you know, shoveling snow, you work out

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01:26:23,479 --> 01:26:26,240
Speaker 1: the same muscles that are near your heart, so you

1615
01:26:26,240 --> 01:26:27,720
Speaker 1: don't know if you're having a heart attack, you're just

1616
01:26:28,000 --> 01:26:30,400
Speaker 1: or you're just pulling muscles, right, because the way the

1617
01:26:30,439 --> 01:26:32,880
Speaker 1: body has to contort and move this way. So I

1618
01:26:33,000 --> 01:26:35,880
Speaker 1: had I may have had a heart attack yesterday. That's

1619
01:26:35,920 --> 01:26:39,479
Speaker 1: not good, stressful. We're expecting more snow this weekend. Scary

1620
01:26:39,600 --> 01:26:42,479
Speaker 1: is that it's true. The latest weather models are showing

1621
01:26:42,680 --> 01:26:45,120
Speaker 1: that the storm is supposed to hit to the south

1622
01:26:45,200 --> 01:26:47,960
Speaker 1: of US, so we may just get a dusting to

1623
01:26:48,200 --> 01:26:51,920
Speaker 1: very little on Sunday, Sunday night into Monday. I do

1624
01:26:52,080 --> 01:26:54,240
Speaker 1: not think it's going to be the storm that we

1625
01:26:54,360 --> 01:27:01,400
Speaker 1: just had. Oh God, no, pleas, no thing. Garrett, you

1626
01:27:01,439 --> 01:27:03,920
Speaker 1: have some sound for us? Yes, all right, live from

1627
01:27:03,960 --> 01:27:05,360
Speaker 1: the kitchen of Garrett. What do you have going on?

1628
01:27:05,840 --> 01:27:08,439
Speaker 1: All right, let's start with this. So yesterday obviously Groundhog

1629
01:27:08,560 --> 01:27:12,120
Speaker 1: Day and Al Roker very mad at punksatani Phil and

1630
01:27:12,520 --> 01:27:16,080
Speaker 1: we got to listen to his rant from yesterday. It's ridiculous.

1631
01:27:16,320 --> 01:27:22,439
Speaker 1: Why it's snowing and punks other than TV lights. There's

1632
01:27:22,479 --> 01:27:24,240
Speaker 1: no way he's seeing I don't want to. You can

1633
01:27:24,360 --> 01:27:28,160
Speaker 1: question the integrity. I will question any time. And I

1634
01:27:28,240 --> 01:27:30,200
Speaker 1: ask you a question we didn't plan. What is his

1635
01:27:30,439 --> 01:27:34,519
Speaker 1: like his his his record like this? It is generally right? Okay?

1636
01:27:34,880 --> 01:27:36,720
Speaker 1: How to the last? I think it's one hundred and

1637
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Speaker 1: twenty five years. He's seen the shadow one hundred and

1638
01:27:40,720 --> 01:27:44,240
Speaker 1: five times. He's not seen it twenty times? Okay, okay,

1639
01:27:44,400 --> 01:27:48,360
Speaker 1: see odds of that? Getting mad over a roadent. Can

1640
01:27:48,400 --> 01:27:53,320
Speaker 1: I just tell you something, the groundhog seeing its shadow thing?

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01:27:54,120 --> 01:27:56,479
Speaker 1: I really wouldn't go with that, you know what I'm saying.

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01:27:58,280 --> 01:28:02,080
Speaker 1: When do you start to believe it, then, oh, don't

1643
01:28:02,120 --> 01:28:04,840
Speaker 1: go with that. All right, so let's move over to

1644
01:28:05,080 --> 01:28:08,920
Speaker 1: this streamer. He was recording himself playing and he has

1645
01:28:09,120 --> 01:28:11,439
Speaker 1: his child right next to him, and listen to his

1646
01:28:11,640 --> 01:28:15,439
Speaker 1: child's first words. I don't get this. She's not saying loser.

1647
01:28:18,000 --> 01:28:22,040
Speaker 1: You got a lot of saying you are so talkative.

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01:28:28,000 --> 01:28:29,360
Speaker 1: I don't know if he was calling his dad a

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01:28:29,439 --> 01:28:31,960
Speaker 1: loser or who his dad was playing a loser, but

1650
01:28:32,080 --> 01:28:34,400
Speaker 1: either way, you hear that a lot if if you're

1651
01:28:34,400 --> 01:28:36,960
Speaker 1: a gamer. So all right, let's talk about some Super

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01:28:37,000 --> 01:28:40,400
Speaker 1: Bowl commercials. We will see this coming Sunday. Froggy will

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Speaker 1: not see them because he will be at the game actually,

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Speaker 1: so make sure you'll record these commercials. Frog. Let's let's

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Speaker 1: start with Dolly Parton. We were talking about her and

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Speaker 1: she changes her song nine to five to five to

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Speaker 1: nine to help out Square space. Look at five. You've

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Speaker 1: got passion division does it? And the whole idea is

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Speaker 1: obviously about, you know, side hustle. So after you do

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Speaker 1: your nine to five, five to nine, it's all about

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Speaker 1: So there's that. Now, we were talking about the Cheetos

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Speaker 1: commercial with Mila Kunez, Ashton Kutcher and Shaggy And let's

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Speaker 1: just play a couple of seconds of this. Did you

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01:29:23,479 --> 01:29:26,920
Speaker 1: steal my Cheetos? Again? Just tell them it was you,

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Speaker 1: but I cut you with the counter. It wasn't me

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Speaker 1: sucking on the sofa. Oh no, you even the show?

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Speaker 1: Oh no me? All right, that's great. I even cut

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Speaker 1: you on camera access to your snock to sleep behind

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Speaker 1: your bucket. Daughter keeps before, I haven't seen the commercial.

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Speaker 1: This is my favorite, all right now. Also, you could

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Speaker 1: win some money while watching some of these commercials on

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Speaker 1: Sunday during the Super Bowl, like the Mountain Dew commercial

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Speaker 1: with John Cena thirty three, thirty four, thirty five. Hi,

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Speaker 1: I'm John Cena, and I know how to count. In fact,

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Speaker 1: knowing how to count could change your life. On Super

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Speaker 1: Bowl Sunday, Mike, help you win one million dollars if

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Speaker 1: our new watermelon flavor. Okay in our commercial. I like

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Speaker 1: your commercial that gives you an assignment. Yes, so you

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Speaker 1: can win a million dollars. Then, on the other hand,

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Speaker 1: so you win a million dollars to a Mountain Dew

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Speaker 1: you can win eight dollars from Miller Light if you

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Speaker 1: type in this website for the commercial. Let me type

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Speaker 1: www dot This Miller Light marketing stunt will distract you

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Speaker 1: this uro when the mikeelob Ultra commercial airs on that

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Speaker 1: sacred Sunday in February when everyone is watching football, and

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Speaker 1: we will give you free Miller Light, which not only

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Speaker 1: has more taste than Michelobo but also has only one

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Speaker 1: more calorie. And you will actually burn that by typing

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Speaker 1: you get it? Did you get to the RL? It's

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Speaker 1: still going. I don't go that's the whole point. My gosh,

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Speaker 1: eight bucks, that's crazy. Yeah, never minds. To save myself

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Speaker 1: doing that, I'll buy you in the Lord of Light

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Speaker 1: at this year. Thank you and that. Yeah, that's it. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm still typing in the website. Okay, thank you, Garrett.

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Speaker 1: You're a good American, Garrett, Thank you so much. All Right,

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01:31:28,120 --> 01:31:29,519
Speaker 1: we have to make a choice here, and we're gonna

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01:31:29,560 --> 01:31:31,479
Speaker 1: we can do both. But do we time travel first?

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01:31:31,520 --> 01:31:35,120
Speaker 1: In do Danielle or do Danielle in time travel, Danielle.

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01:31:36,479 --> 01:31:39,800
Speaker 1: There we go, Danielle. Yeah, Okay, Okay Danielle. And then

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01:31:39,960 --> 01:31:41,680
Speaker 1: and then we're gonna hop in the time machine and

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01:31:41,760 --> 01:31:44,160
Speaker 1: we're gonna you're gonna love it. We're gonna make it

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01:31:44,240 --> 01:31:46,519
Speaker 1: really loud. We're gonna we're gonna sing and dance and

1707
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Speaker 1: get happy. I'm really cool unicorns and we love it

1708
01:31:50,240 --> 01:31:53,000
Speaker 1: all right. So you guys remember that justin Timberlake Britney

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01:31:53,040 --> 01:31:55,680
Speaker 1: Spears denim on denim outfit in two thousand and one

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Speaker 1: that they wore the American Music Awards well. In a

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Speaker 1: recent interview, since timber Lake admits he regrets the outfit.

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Speaker 1: He said he'd skip that outfit if the Internet would

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01:32:05,800 --> 01:32:08,880
Speaker 1: forget about it. But you know I love it. That

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Speaker 1: will never happen. We've been in lockdown for almost a year.

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01:32:12,320 --> 01:32:14,960
Speaker 1: A lot of people haven't been going anywhere. Mila Kunis

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01:32:15,000 --> 01:32:17,639
Speaker 1: and Ashton Kutcher are running out of ideas to keep

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01:32:17,680 --> 01:32:20,519
Speaker 1: their children entertained. So she said she has a secret

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Speaker 1: to share. It's called happy trash. She gives them recyclables

1719
01:32:25,200 --> 01:32:28,679
Speaker 1: that they can play with so they can make a robot,

1720
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Speaker 1: or they can make a house out of things that

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Speaker 1: you recycle and it's called happy Trash, so cute idea.

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Speaker 1: As long as the happy trash is clean, I'm all

1723
01:32:36,280 --> 01:32:39,600
Speaker 1: good with it. Billie Eilish gives us another look at

1724
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Speaker 1: her Apple TV Plus documentary Billy Eilish The World's a

1725
01:32:43,680 --> 01:32:45,960
Speaker 1: Little Blurry. There's a new trailer out and in it

1726
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Speaker 1: she meets Justin Bieber for the first time, and you

1727
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Speaker 1: guys know how excited she was about that because she

1728
01:32:52,880 --> 01:32:55,760
Speaker 1: grew up loving Justin Bieber. February twenty six is when

1729
01:32:55,800 --> 01:32:57,760
Speaker 1: you can see that. Like I said on Apple TV Plus,

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01:32:58,120 --> 01:33:00,760
Speaker 1: Amy Bowler and Tina Fey will turn as host for

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Speaker 1: the seventy eighth Golden Globes, but this year will be

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Speaker 1: by coastal Amy will be at the Beverly Hills Hilton

1733
01:33:05,960 --> 01:33:07,320
Speaker 1: and Tina will be in New York City at the

1734
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Speaker 1: Rainbow Room. No more information about the award show, but

1735
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Speaker 1: we do know that the nominees will be announced today.

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Speaker 1: There is a movie version of Wicket on the way,

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Speaker 1: the Broadway show Wicket and John Chew will be directing it.

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Speaker 1: He's the guy that did Crazy Rich Asian, so that

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Speaker 1: means it's probably going to be fantastic. Can't wait for that.

1740
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Speaker 1: Rata Aura flew to Australia to judge their version of

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Speaker 1: the voice, and as soon as she got there, she

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01:33:34,000 --> 01:33:37,560
Speaker 1: was taken to a mandatory fourteen day quarantine. It is

1743
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Speaker 1: no joke. In Australia. Armed police officers take you to

1744
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Speaker 1: where you need to stay. They totally get you the hotel,

1745
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Speaker 1: they get you. The transportation and Border Patrol agents check

1746
01:33:51,280 --> 01:33:53,520
Speaker 1: on you to make sure you are doing this quarantine

1747
01:33:53,920 --> 01:33:56,559
Speaker 1: anybody who comes into the country. So if you're gonna

1748
01:33:56,600 --> 01:33:58,639
Speaker 1: go to Australia, just so you know, you better book

1749
01:33:58,640 --> 01:34:00,960
Speaker 1: a lot more vacation time. So do you get like

1750
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Speaker 1: two weeks free lodging going to Australia, because that's all

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Speaker 1: I'm getting from the Yeah, basically cool, if that's if

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Speaker 1: that's yeah, yeah, The Goldberg super Bowl Greatest commercials on tonight,

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Speaker 1: The Mass Singer, You've Got Chicago Medfire MPD, don't forget

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Speaker 1: Riverdale and Firefly Lane on Netflix. That's a brand new one.

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Speaker 1: Check it out, all right, Birthday boy, that's hopping the

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Speaker 1: time machine. Let's time travel. Here we go, Hey Time,

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Speaker 1: Oh my God, run dmc oh and Arrowsmith love this,

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Speaker 1: come on. Let's time travel, turn it up, love it,

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Speaker 1: love it, Time traveling. You know what. I wish you'd

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Speaker 1: play in the next couple of days when any time

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Speaker 1: travel girl, I'll house you. You're in my hut, now hut.

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Speaker 1: You know what? All right, time traveling all the way.

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Speaker 1: We got to take a break. We're back after this. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm a brand new listener. I love you guys, Thank

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01:35:14,760 --> 01:35:20,719
Speaker 1: you so much the show. All right, let's talk about it. Audible.

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Speaker 1: Danielle loved listening to the meaning of Mariah Carey sings.

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Speaker 1: She sings. You don't get that when you're reading the book.

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Speaker 1: She sings doing it cool. Also, Dolly Parton's song teller

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Speaker 1: there's Joan Jetty wanted to hear Joan jet You're like, no, wait,

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Speaker 1: we don't want to hear Joan jet And what happens

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Speaker 1: We hear joan Jet of Fun doing the time travel

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Speaker 1: with the music right, Yeah, it makes me really happy.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I don't hear those songs a lot,

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Speaker 1: and they bring back some energy. We'll play some more.

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Speaker 1: We'll get it. We'll get it, no problem. We were

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Speaker 1: talking earlier about the show on Hulu called In and

1804
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Speaker 1: of Itself. I don't know if you're listening earlier, but

1805
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Speaker 1: I just want to remind you it's on Hulu. They're

1806
01:37:19,800 --> 01:37:21,080
Speaker 1: not paying us to tell you. We're just telling you

1807
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Speaker 1: because we saw this show and it was on off Broadway.

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Speaker 1: On off Broadway, that makes sense, right. It really is

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Speaker 1: a life changing show. Google. Let to see if it's

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Speaker 1: something you're interested in, because it definitely has a slower

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Speaker 1: pace and it's a very deliberately paced show. But it's

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Speaker 1: I watched yesterday. I was in tears. It was just

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Speaker 1: really great. Birthday boys scary, yes, So what have you done?

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01:37:41,400 --> 01:37:44,519
Speaker 1: What's been the headline of your birthday so far? Getting

1815
01:37:44,680 --> 01:37:50,320
Speaker 1: a Duncan black coffee with a candle in it, Scott,

1816
01:37:50,720 --> 01:37:54,439
Speaker 1: So I appreciate it. I'm detoxin right now, so that

1817
01:37:54,680 --> 01:37:56,960
Speaker 1: is what I can have, a black coffee. So that

1818
01:37:57,080 --> 01:37:58,840
Speaker 1: was very nice. How are you doing anything with your

1819
01:37:58,880 --> 01:38:01,880
Speaker 1: little lady tonight. I'm not doing anything with my little lady.

1820
01:38:05,479 --> 01:38:08,280
Speaker 1: The little lady, the little lady. I got nothing. I'm

1821
01:38:08,320 --> 01:38:11,920
Speaker 1: staying I'm staying home. I can't really eat indoor dinings

1822
01:38:11,920 --> 01:38:15,040
Speaker 1: closed in the in the five Burrows until Valentine's Day

1823
01:38:15,080 --> 01:38:18,280
Speaker 1: when they finally reopen that. Uh, you know, and I

1824
01:38:18,320 --> 01:38:20,040
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm not doing anything really, I really have

1825
01:38:20,160 --> 01:38:23,519
Speaker 1: no plans today. First birthday ever where I have zero.

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01:38:23,800 --> 01:38:26,479
Speaker 1: That's okay, you're not alone, You're not alone. I mean,

1827
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Speaker 1: this was Alex's. This was a benchmark birthday for him

1828
01:38:29,640 --> 01:38:31,840
Speaker 1: this year, and we didn't do anything. Yeah, I had

1829
01:38:31,840 --> 01:38:36,360
Speaker 1: a birthday. So we're we're doubling up next year this

1830
01:38:36,520 --> 01:38:38,280
Speaker 1: year if we can, and we're gonna make it twice

1831
01:38:38,280 --> 01:38:41,160
Speaker 1: as special. We have reasons to celebrate. And ever, like

1832
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Speaker 1: I always say, if you ever find a reason to celebrate,

1833
01:38:42,960 --> 01:38:45,200
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter if it's something tiny, take it, do it,

1834
01:38:45,400 --> 01:38:49,680
Speaker 1: celebrate it. Um. I don't know. About a week ago,

1835
01:38:49,720 --> 01:38:52,080
Speaker 1: I remember complaining to you guys that I wasn't sleeping

1836
01:38:52,160 --> 01:38:54,479
Speaker 1: all that. Well, yes, I will tell you the last

1837
01:38:54,520 --> 01:38:57,760
Speaker 1: two or three nights I've been deep sleeping. It's been

1838
01:38:57,840 --> 01:39:01,000
Speaker 1: pretty great. Huh, what are you doing that's differently anything

1839
01:39:01,560 --> 01:39:04,679
Speaker 1: your diet at all? No, I don't know, not really,

1840
01:39:04,760 --> 01:39:09,000
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think earlier I don't know things.

1841
01:39:09,040 --> 01:39:14,040
Speaker 1: It's because I shoveled the driveway yesterday. I slept like

1842
01:39:14,120 --> 01:39:17,080
Speaker 1: a baby last night because I showed the driveway. Oh man,

1843
01:39:17,240 --> 01:39:20,760
Speaker 1: I should do that every day. Do babies sleep I

1844
01:39:20,840 --> 01:39:23,439
Speaker 1: mean that term, I don't get it. Well, they look

1845
01:39:23,560 --> 01:39:27,320
Speaker 1: peaceful when they ask someone who knows there, let's ask,

1846
01:39:27,439 --> 01:39:30,400
Speaker 1: let's ask Danielle she had a baby? Or yes, they

1847
01:39:30,520 --> 01:39:32,519
Speaker 1: do well. I mean, you know a lot of times

1848
01:39:32,560 --> 01:39:35,680
Speaker 1: they wake up every two hours or more. But when

1849
01:39:35,760 --> 01:39:38,680
Speaker 1: they do sleep peacefully and soundly, you can see that

1850
01:39:38,920 --> 01:39:40,640
Speaker 1: they have that little breathing thing that they do. Like

1851
01:39:40,720 --> 01:39:42,080
Speaker 1: every once in a while you watch them and you

1852
01:39:42,160 --> 01:39:46,719
Speaker 1: see them go and they're just in a deep zone.

1853
01:39:46,920 --> 01:39:49,240
Speaker 1: They're just out. Oh, Nate, I didn't mean to cut

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01:39:49,280 --> 01:39:55,000
Speaker 1: you off. You were Mommy's plaining children. I know what

1855
01:39:55,160 --> 01:39:57,360
Speaker 1: babies look like, and they he'll have some soon because

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01:39:57,360 --> 01:40:02,960
Speaker 1: you know he's getting married. Well, this is kind of

1857
01:40:03,000 --> 01:40:04,439
Speaker 1: interesting because I know you know what you listen to

1858
01:40:04,520 --> 01:40:07,080
Speaker 1: our show, you hear you use the term brain fart

1859
01:40:07,200 --> 01:40:10,160
Speaker 1: a lot or you know me, I do most of

1860
01:40:10,200 --> 01:40:11,800
Speaker 1: the talking here, and so I'll be in the middle

1861
01:40:11,800 --> 01:40:15,160
Speaker 1: of sentences and I won't remember the last half of

1862
01:40:15,200 --> 01:40:16,840
Speaker 1: the sentence. I'm like, where did that go? So I

1863
01:40:16,960 --> 01:40:20,080
Speaker 1: kind of wonder and like, am I slipping? Is dementia

1864
01:40:20,120 --> 01:40:24,320
Speaker 1: setting sitting in Maybe? But a recent study has found

1865
01:40:24,400 --> 01:40:27,080
Speaker 1: that a third of us are walking around with the

1866
01:40:27,160 --> 01:40:30,639
Speaker 1: same symptoms as concussions due to stress and lack of sleep.

1867
01:40:30,800 --> 01:40:32,360
Speaker 1: I think, gone, you brought this up to the other day,

1868
01:40:32,400 --> 01:40:35,240
Speaker 1: did you not? Yeah? And I absolutely believe that's true.

1869
01:40:35,240 --> 01:40:36,760
Speaker 1: And I think all those things that you and Nate

1870
01:40:36,840 --> 01:40:39,000
Speaker 1: were just talking about go hand in hand. We have

1871
01:40:39,240 --> 01:40:43,280
Speaker 1: been exercising less, we're sitting around a lot, and all

1872
01:40:43,320 --> 01:40:45,400
Speaker 1: those things have to do with your mental state. Whether

1873
01:40:45,479 --> 01:40:48,040
Speaker 1: you realize that or not. Exercise does help your brain

1874
01:40:48,120 --> 01:40:50,160
Speaker 1: as well as your body. And we've all just kind

1875
01:40:50,200 --> 01:40:52,920
Speaker 1: of been rotting for a year. So keep in mind,

1876
01:40:53,000 --> 01:40:57,120
Speaker 1: we have COVID, we have politics. Add to that the

1877
01:40:57,240 --> 01:41:01,360
Speaker 1: fact that you're not getting enough sleep, sufficient sleep, mental

1878
01:41:01,439 --> 01:41:06,479
Speaker 1: health problems, stress, all sorts of symptoms, the same symptoms

1879
01:41:06,560 --> 01:41:11,960
Speaker 1: as Gandhi was saying, as a concussion, there's the doctors

1880
01:41:12,040 --> 01:41:15,200
Speaker 1: call it. I think PCs was his post concussion syndrome.

1881
01:41:16,000 --> 01:41:21,719
Speaker 1: Like headaches, dizziness, anxiety, insomnia. People don't really people aren't

1882
01:41:21,880 --> 01:41:27,599
Speaker 1: so fast to uh connect anxiety and that kind of thing,

1883
01:41:28,120 --> 01:41:31,679
Speaker 1: connect that to physical problems, right, like lack of sleep absolutely,

1884
01:41:32,479 --> 01:41:35,160
Speaker 1: first of all, when I suffer for anxiety and it's

1885
01:41:35,200 --> 01:41:37,559
Speaker 1: the worst at night for me, and I will lay

1886
01:41:37,600 --> 01:41:39,840
Speaker 1: in the bed and you start thinking of things that

1887
01:41:40,000 --> 01:41:42,640
Speaker 1: sometimes you know they technically don't make sense, but to

1888
01:41:42,760 --> 01:41:45,160
Speaker 1: you it makes sense. And I'll like, I'll stare at

1889
01:41:45,200 --> 01:41:47,320
Speaker 1: the ceiling fan and I'll go, oh, that ceiling fans

1890
01:41:47,320 --> 01:41:50,000
Speaker 1: about to fly off and fly across the room. But

1891
01:41:50,080 --> 01:41:52,400
Speaker 1: it keeps you up. It just keeps you up and

1892
01:41:52,520 --> 01:41:56,600
Speaker 1: you can't sleep. It's it's it's something. Uh, what's that

1893
01:41:56,680 --> 01:41:58,879
Speaker 1: Scary Scary is freaking out on his birthday. You shouldn't

1894
01:41:58,880 --> 01:42:01,960
Speaker 1: be freaking out on your birthday. So apparently there's a

1895
01:42:02,040 --> 01:42:06,200
Speaker 1: guy in it in corporate in another city far away

1896
01:42:06,840 --> 01:42:11,040
Speaker 1: that said, Hey, hey, raj who's our local engineer. I'm

1897
01:42:11,120 --> 01:42:13,880
Speaker 1: noticing a person by the name of Scary Jones needs

1898
01:42:13,920 --> 01:42:16,640
Speaker 1: to update the swaptware on his laptop. Who is this

1899
01:42:16,760 --> 01:42:19,080
Speaker 1: person and can we get him new software? Which leads

1900
01:42:19,120 --> 01:42:22,240
Speaker 1: me to the question, how the hell does this guy

1901
01:42:22,479 --> 01:42:26,320
Speaker 1: sitting in Kentucky or wherever know about me and my laptop?

1902
01:42:26,720 --> 01:42:29,400
Speaker 1: And what else is he watching? And for everybody listening

1903
01:42:29,880 --> 01:42:33,200
Speaker 1: at their companies, are you being watched by Big Brother?

1904
01:42:33,360 --> 01:42:35,880
Speaker 1: By your company IT people? And what what are people doing?

1905
01:42:35,920 --> 01:42:38,599
Speaker 1: It on your laptop? Is it's not an iHeart laptop,

1906
01:42:38,880 --> 01:42:41,360
Speaker 1: it's my laptop. You have a VPN on it. I'm

1907
01:42:41,479 --> 01:42:43,599
Speaker 1: on the I'm on the I heeart. No, Well that's

1908
01:42:43,640 --> 01:42:47,280
Speaker 1: how that's that's how they give you. That's crazy. He's

1909
01:42:47,360 --> 01:42:49,560
Speaker 1: looking into all of our pictures. Think about what you

1910
01:42:49,640 --> 01:42:51,840
Speaker 1: guys have on your laptops right now. I know they

1911
01:42:51,880 --> 01:43:00,439
Speaker 1: know that you're visiting that website doing Granny intrep. I

1912
01:43:00,520 --> 01:43:02,519
Speaker 1: never gave it a second thought, but that is true.

1913
01:43:02,640 --> 01:43:05,160
Speaker 1: We could always say show prep for everything. We really

1914
01:43:05,240 --> 01:43:09,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, really, I've been watching so many murder documentaries

1915
01:43:09,160 --> 01:43:11,000
Speaker 1: lately and they always go like, oh and then right

1916
01:43:11,040 --> 01:43:13,920
Speaker 1: before he searched temperature of a car blah blah, And

1917
01:43:14,040 --> 01:43:16,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, man, if they look through my search history,

1918
01:43:16,080 --> 01:43:17,880
Speaker 1: this is going to be terrible, especially the day I

1919
01:43:17,960 --> 01:43:19,559
Speaker 1: was trying to tell Nate how to catch a person

1920
01:43:19,640 --> 01:43:23,559
Speaker 1: outside of poster bad day. Yeah, what's that, Nate? Yeah, God,

1921
01:43:23,640 --> 01:43:25,800
Speaker 1: you just said. Earlier this week, we played the game

1922
01:43:25,880 --> 01:43:29,479
Speaker 1: porn star Yankee Candle Company said on my search history

1923
01:43:29,520 --> 01:43:31,479
Speaker 1: on this work computer, I got a ton of different

1924
01:43:31,520 --> 01:43:34,960
Speaker 1: porn stars. I mean, I know. But then the it

1925
01:43:35,320 --> 01:43:37,600
Speaker 1: guy in Cleveland was like, this guy is searching for

1926
01:43:37,800 --> 01:43:44,120
Speaker 1: Yankee Candle show, which is much more suspective searching porn.

1927
01:43:44,479 --> 01:43:46,200
Speaker 1: We gotta take a break. We'll be back after this.

1928
01:43:47,200 --> 01:43:56,920
Speaker 1: This show in the morning show. It's in the morning show. Sorry,

1929
01:43:57,560 --> 01:44:02,120
Speaker 1: are you eating? You chewing? It's really dangerous to have

1930
01:44:02,200 --> 01:44:05,360
Speaker 1: your kitchen right upstairs, you know what I'm saying. Same.

1931
01:44:06,160 --> 01:44:08,600
Speaker 1: Last night's steak was so delicious, so I pulled a

1932
01:44:08,600 --> 01:44:11,519
Speaker 1: little Peter Luga sauce on there. You know, broad you

1933
01:44:11,600 --> 01:44:16,720
Speaker 1: just sent us a a video in our slack room

1934
01:44:16,760 --> 01:44:19,879
Speaker 1: that we're watching with each other, the huge snow snowball

1935
01:44:19,960 --> 01:44:22,360
Speaker 1: fight that happened in the city yesterday. Did you guys

1936
01:44:22,360 --> 01:44:26,280
Speaker 1: see this? No New Yorkers had just they're fed up,

1937
01:44:26,800 --> 01:44:28,639
Speaker 1: like screw it. They all went out to the park.

1938
01:44:28,720 --> 01:44:30,720
Speaker 1: It looks like Washington Square Park, I'm not quite sure,

1939
01:44:31,520 --> 01:44:34,559
Speaker 1: and they're having this massive snowball fight. This is how

1940
01:44:34,640 --> 01:44:38,040
Speaker 1: we should solve our world's problem. Yes, oh, I would

1941
01:44:38,080 --> 01:44:40,040
Speaker 1: be so down for a snowball fight. That'd be amazing.

1942
01:44:40,479 --> 01:44:43,519
Speaker 1: Eggs always a fan of throwing eggs. You're wasting eggs

1943
01:44:43,560 --> 01:44:45,960
Speaker 1: at that point, but snow plenty of it. Or a

1944
01:44:46,080 --> 01:44:50,200
Speaker 1: dance off, a good dance offs, dance off. Yes, I

1945
01:44:51,200 --> 01:44:54,559
Speaker 1: could see President Biden and President Putin doing a little

1946
01:44:54,640 --> 01:45:01,519
Speaker 1: dance off. If I'll break a hip, it's over my goodness. Anyway.

1947
01:45:02,120 --> 01:45:05,960
Speaker 1: I'm looking outside. The snow is coming down again. Yeah,

1948
01:45:06,200 --> 01:45:09,840
Speaker 1: my car was completely covered again this morning. I'm like, no,

1949
01:45:11,040 --> 01:45:12,920
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not gonna be like it was yesterday

1950
01:45:13,000 --> 01:45:16,080
Speaker 1: but today before, but here it comes. What are you

1951
01:45:16,080 --> 01:45:18,280
Speaker 1: gonna do? I'm so jealous. You guys are getting all

1952
01:45:18,320 --> 01:45:20,400
Speaker 1: the lovely snow. And Danielle was telling me about this

1953
01:45:20,439 --> 01:45:23,240
Speaker 1: beautiful walk she took yesterday in the snow over here,

1954
01:45:23,320 --> 01:45:25,360
Speaker 1: it's like eleven degrees. I just want to die. I

1955
01:45:25,400 --> 01:45:27,960
Speaker 1: don't even want to go outside because my long shrink immediately.

1956
01:45:28,240 --> 01:45:31,080
Speaker 1: It was actually warm yesterday. Here. I thought I was

1957
01:45:31,240 --> 01:45:35,000
Speaker 1: on zipping my coat as we were walking. Robin and Danielle. Sorry,

1958
01:45:37,760 --> 01:45:42,720
Speaker 1: today I'm zipping your coat. Hey. Today is February fourth, right, third, third,

1959
01:45:43,160 --> 01:45:48,840
Speaker 1: tomorrow then is thank a mailman day? Oh yay, And

1960
01:45:48,960 --> 01:45:51,360
Speaker 1: of course mailman, well we have a we have a

1961
01:45:51,400 --> 01:45:53,360
Speaker 1: lot of women who are delivering mail as well. So

1962
01:45:55,200 --> 01:45:59,120
Speaker 1: this started in seventeen seventy five, this thing called the

1963
01:45:59,280 --> 01:46:03,080
Speaker 1: mail service in America. The Second Continental Congress established the

1964
01:46:03,160 --> 01:46:07,000
Speaker 1: first organized mail service in America in seventeen seventy five.

1965
01:46:07,080 --> 01:46:10,000
Speaker 1: Prior to the service, people relied on friends, merchants, private

1966
01:46:10,040 --> 01:46:14,080
Speaker 1: messengers to carry their letters. The system often unreliable back

1967
01:46:14,120 --> 01:46:17,360
Speaker 1: from the day, particularly because the British Postal Inspectors intercepted

1968
01:46:17,400 --> 01:46:23,400
Speaker 1: confidential messages. Bad breat's bad anyway. Our first Postmaster General

1969
01:46:23,880 --> 01:46:28,760
Speaker 1: Benjamin Franklin who established many of the conventions we are

1970
01:46:28,840 --> 01:46:32,160
Speaker 1: customed to today. He such as a standardized rate chart

1971
01:46:32,200 --> 01:46:34,840
Speaker 1: based on weight and distance for your packages. Before stamps

1972
01:46:34,880 --> 01:46:38,200
Speaker 1: were invented, the center could pay the postage in advance

1973
01:46:38,360 --> 01:46:40,799
Speaker 1: or leave it for the recipient to pay upon arrival.

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01:46:43,000 --> 01:46:44,960
Speaker 1: In the past two centuries, the postal Service has grown

1975
01:46:45,000 --> 01:46:47,840
Speaker 1: and changed dramatically, but it's mission of promoting free and

1976
01:46:47,920 --> 01:46:52,040
Speaker 1: open communication remains the same. So everyone working with our USPS,

1977
01:46:52,120 --> 01:46:54,320
Speaker 1: we love you. We know it's been a rough year.

1978
01:46:55,400 --> 01:46:57,519
Speaker 1: We're still with you. I still love walking into my

1979
01:46:57,560 --> 01:46:59,840
Speaker 1: post office and saying high to Jim and Cathy. Hey, Jimmy,

1980
01:47:00,760 --> 01:47:05,600
Speaker 1: it's pretty cool. So to tomorrow is make love to

1981
01:47:05,720 --> 01:47:11,960
Speaker 1: a mailman date. Oh that changed, let's get weird. It's true?

1982
01:47:12,760 --> 01:47:14,400
Speaker 1: Uh is it true? What's this text or saying that

1983
01:47:14,680 --> 01:47:17,400
Speaker 1: speaking of dance off, they're not doing that in the Olympics.

1984
01:47:18,560 --> 01:47:21,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're having breakdancing in the Olympics, I believe.

1985
01:47:21,280 --> 01:47:23,400
Speaker 1: So yeah, well, let me double check on that. But

1986
01:47:23,439 --> 01:47:25,479
Speaker 1: Illy and Jerry, let me let me get ready for

1987
01:47:25,560 --> 01:47:31,320
Speaker 1: the Olympics. Was it Allie and Jerry's there's no stopping us? Yeah,

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01:47:31,360 --> 01:47:32,840
Speaker 1: there would be huge. Let me just hear a little

1989
01:47:32,840 --> 01:47:34,360
Speaker 1: bit of it. I know we're righting late. This is

1990
01:47:34,400 --> 01:47:36,439
Speaker 1: one of my favorite breakdancing songs of all time. I've

1991
01:47:36,479 --> 01:47:38,920
Speaker 1: never I've never spun on my back like a like

1992
01:47:39,000 --> 01:47:41,439
Speaker 1: a turtle. But I think they took it away from

1993
01:47:41,520 --> 01:47:45,320
Speaker 1: us because you're claiming last time. What explain that to me?

1994
01:47:45,840 --> 01:47:48,439
Speaker 1: Sometimes the music just goes away, you know, we play

1995
01:47:48,560 --> 01:47:51,560
Speaker 1: music and then it disappears. No stopping us. Let me

1996
01:47:51,600 --> 01:47:54,640
Speaker 1: see if it's in the system. Hold on. So breakdancing

1997
01:47:54,760 --> 01:47:56,360
Speaker 1: is going to be added to the Olympics. In twenty

1998
01:47:56,400 --> 01:47:58,759
Speaker 1: twenty four. It got the official approval in twenty twenty

1999
01:47:58,800 --> 01:48:01,720
Speaker 1: to become an Olympic sport. It's all it's good. Yeah,

2000
01:48:02,479 --> 01:48:05,400
Speaker 1: they took Allie and Jerry away. No, it's called Breaking.

2001
01:48:05,800 --> 01:48:07,760
Speaker 1: There's no stopping us. That is the name of this

2002
01:48:07,800 --> 01:48:14,719
Speaker 1: own Breaking. I like how it starts, play scary keyboard. Alie,

2003
01:48:14,800 --> 01:48:22,240
Speaker 1: meet Jerry, Jerry, meet Allie. Let's late, right, mate, Nate?

2004
01:48:22,320 --> 01:48:25,000
Speaker 1: Are we late? I can't hear you. I can't hear

2005
01:48:25,080 --> 01:48:29,000
Speaker 1: l I can't hear Nate. N We're okay, We're okay.

2006
01:48:29,560 --> 01:48:36,240
Speaker 1: Is this from Breaking? Two? Electric Bugaloo? I didn't come

2007
01:48:36,280 --> 01:48:39,040
Speaker 1: on scary? Come on? Are we time traveling again? It

2008
01:48:39,200 --> 01:48:42,840
Speaker 1: feels like, oh my god, my passports running out of

2009
01:48:42,920 --> 01:48:52,320
Speaker 1: space for stamps. All right, we gotta turn it off.

2010
01:48:54,479 --> 01:48:56,280
Speaker 1: I don't want them to know we played an entire song.

2011
01:48:56,479 --> 01:48:58,599
Speaker 1: You know, the people that own our show, they don't

2012
01:48:58,600 --> 01:49:03,800
Speaker 1: even listen, so but they get reports about the music

2013
01:49:04,120 --> 01:49:06,680
Speaker 1: we play. Right, So I'll get a call from Tom

2014
01:49:06,720 --> 01:49:09,720
Speaker 1: Palmer later. I see you played Breaking, ain't and we'll

2015
01:49:09,720 --> 01:49:14,280
Speaker 1: stopping us by Allie and Jerry during Is that really

2016
01:49:14,360 --> 01:49:19,320
Speaker 1: within the confines of our format? People? I'm telling you

2017
01:49:19,680 --> 01:49:21,360
Speaker 1: we should go to our own show somewhere. Let's do

2018
01:49:21,400 --> 01:49:26,360
Speaker 1: it and Jerry all the time. Do we do three

2019
01:49:26,400 --> 01:49:30,320
Speaker 1: things yet? No? God, We're about to three things from Gandhi,

2020
01:49:30,360 --> 01:49:32,559
Speaker 1: your phone tap, from Birthday Boys, Scaries on the way, Ganda,

2021
01:49:32,600 --> 01:49:34,839
Speaker 1: your reverse. What's going on? All right? Members of Congress

2022
01:49:34,880 --> 01:49:37,040
Speaker 1: can pay their respects to fall in US Capital Police

2023
01:49:37,040 --> 01:49:39,880
Speaker 1: officer Brian sick Nick Today. Officer sick Nick died a

2024
01:49:40,000 --> 01:49:42,679
Speaker 1: day after being injured defending the capital during the January

2025
01:49:42,760 --> 01:49:45,240
Speaker 1: sixth riot. His body is lying in honor at the

2026
01:49:45,280 --> 01:49:48,799
Speaker 1: Capitol Rotunda. A congressional tribute will be limited to invited

2027
01:49:48,880 --> 01:49:52,200
Speaker 1: guests only due to COVID nineteen. A ceremonial departure will

2028
01:49:52,280 --> 01:49:54,479
Speaker 1: follow at noon before he is laid to rest at

2029
01:49:54,600 --> 01:49:58,680
Speaker 1: Arlington National Cemetery. Recently release data shows more than one

2030
01:49:58,720 --> 01:50:01,720
Speaker 1: hundred thousand Americans have died from COVID nineteen since New

2031
01:50:01,800 --> 01:50:06,479
Speaker 1: Year's Day. JOHNS. Hopkins University data says one hundred one thousand,

2032
01:50:06,560 --> 01:50:10,880
Speaker 1: three hundred seventeen coronavirus infection deaths have happened since January first.

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01:50:11,160 --> 01:50:12,800
Speaker 1: That accounts for more than one fifth of all the

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01:50:12,880 --> 01:50:15,439
Speaker 1: pandemic deaths in the US since the first start of

2035
01:50:15,479 --> 01:50:18,720
Speaker 1: the pandemic almost a year ago. COVID nineteen has killed

2036
01:50:18,760 --> 01:50:21,519
Speaker 1: more than four hundred and forty six thousand Americans so far.

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Speaker 1: And finally, a story for our lovely videoographer Dianna. We

2038
01:50:26,560 --> 01:50:28,639
Speaker 1: know she loves Harry Styles. Well, have you guys seen

2039
01:50:28,720 --> 01:50:32,479
Speaker 1: this man who was arrested recently in Pennsylvania If you haven't,

2040
01:50:32,720 --> 01:50:36,760
Speaker 1: he looks exactly like Harry Styles. He's been booked on

2041
01:50:37,040 --> 01:50:39,639
Speaker 1: charges that he took a part in an armed robbery

2042
01:50:39,760 --> 01:50:43,240
Speaker 1: last month where marijuana and cash were stolen. But just

2043
01:50:43,520 --> 01:50:46,160
Speaker 1: like the convict before you guys remember Jeremy Meeks, the

2044
01:50:46,200 --> 01:50:49,200
Speaker 1: convict with the super popular mug shop, this guy is

2045
01:50:49,200 --> 01:50:51,719
Speaker 1: starting to go viral now because he looks like Harry Styles,

2046
01:50:51,760 --> 01:50:55,080
Speaker 1: and Dianna needs to go jump on that. You know what,

2047
01:50:55,560 --> 01:50:57,360
Speaker 1: you can be an armed robber all you want if

2048
01:50:57,360 --> 01:51:02,080
Speaker 1: you look like Harry Styles. That's why you come on up.

2049
01:51:02,120 --> 01:51:05,000
Speaker 1: Here's my address, All right, your phone tap after this.

2050
01:51:06,280 --> 01:51:08,479
Speaker 1: I want to be part of the next conversation. We're

2051
01:51:08,560 --> 01:51:12,800
Speaker 1: watching everything you text. Now you're on the radio talking

2052
01:51:12,840 --> 01:51:16,479
Speaker 1: about it, which is my favorite thing ever. Rates apply

2053
01:51:16,640 --> 01:51:20,720
Speaker 1: and at least Rand in the morning show. Hey, it's

2054
01:51:20,720 --> 01:51:23,040
Speaker 1: scary Jones. State Farm is the real deal when it

2055
01:51:23,080 --> 01:51:25,559
Speaker 1: comes to car and home insurance. They for personalized service

2056
01:51:25,640 --> 01:51:27,920
Speaker 1: and an award winning, easy to use mobile app, just

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Speaker 1: part of what makes their rates so surprisingly great. So

2058
01:51:30,680 --> 01:51:32,960
Speaker 1: when you want the real deal, like a good neighbor,

2059
01:51:33,120 --> 01:51:36,160
Speaker 1: State Farm is there, Danielle Tebe. What are we watching?

2060
01:51:36,320 --> 01:51:39,679
Speaker 1: I say, Chicago medfire or a PD or Riverdale till tomorrow,

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01:51:39,720 --> 01:51:40,719
Speaker 1: State peacide. Everybody