1
00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:03,760
Speaker 1: My mother destroyed her wedding photos by changing something in

2
00:00:03,880 --> 00:00:05,120
Speaker 1: all the pictures.

3
00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:06,760
Speaker 2: The question is what is that thing?

4
00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:10,200
Speaker 1: When's that thing? Just removing the husband that would be

5
00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:12,799
Speaker 1: that would be something and putting in her work husband.

6
00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:18,560
Speaker 3: Oh damn, she shows violence today.

7
00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:20,919
Speaker 1: Hey, she you know makes her work is her priority.

8
00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:21,560
Speaker 2: That is true.

9
00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:24,000
Speaker 1: She is giving everything to the business, all to her

10
00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:26,639
Speaker 1: career and her co workers. Oh. Yes, serve in that

11
00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:28,760
Speaker 1: booty straight to the office.

12
00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:29,000
Speaker 3: There.

13
00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,240
Speaker 1: It is a cog in the machine, being a cog

14
00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:35,640
Speaker 1: in the machine and letting the machine just oil her up.

15
00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:39,519
Speaker 1: Oh yep, love, that COG's got to be oiled all right.

16
00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:43,280
Speaker 1: For as long as I've known my husband, my mother

17
00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:46,200
Speaker 1: in law has had a weird habit of complaining about

18
00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:50,120
Speaker 1: everything he owns or does. As a relationship progressed, she

19
00:00:50,159 --> 00:00:52,880
Speaker 1: began to do the same to me. It usually starts

20
00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:56,320
Speaker 1: with a compliment. Oh, that's a nice chair. It's a

21
00:00:56,400 --> 00:01:02,040
Speaker 1: nice chair, Carrie. So this is Carrie our guests. She's back,

22
00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:06,840
Speaker 1: she's back, guest Hall of Famer. That's a popular man

23
00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:11,720
Speaker 1: brought her indeed, cool chair? Carry sis. Oh guess what's coming?

24
00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:15,040
Speaker 1: Not a compliment, which is immediately followed by her whining

25
00:01:15,319 --> 00:01:18,679
Speaker 1: to my husband, I never got to buy such nice chairs.

26
00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:21,240
Speaker 1: I always had to spend my money on you and

27
00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:26,160
Speaker 1: your brother. Oh yeah, if only I could afford these

28
00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:28,560
Speaker 1: these trappings of wealth.

29
00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:32,400
Speaker 3: Indeed, why buy you diapers when I can buy myself

30
00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:34,080
Speaker 3: a throne fit for the queen?

31
00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:36,720
Speaker 1: I would have done that too, But uh, if we

32
00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:39,600
Speaker 1: weren't for you, medaling killed, that's true. Yeah, freaking kids.

33
00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:40,800
Speaker 4: Dude was goddamn kids.

34
00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:46,840
Speaker 1: Goddamn kids wear condoms sponsored by You're welcome. It got

35
00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:50,160
Speaker 1: one hundred times worse when we moved in together. He

36
00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:54,040
Speaker 1: dared to move thirty minutes away from her, his mother

37
00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:57,400
Speaker 1: in law, or his mother a thousand times worse. When

38
00:01:57,400 --> 00:02:00,200
Speaker 1: we got married back in May, the woman wanted us

39
00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:03,000
Speaker 1: to book a smaller venue because her own wedding was

40
00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:06,080
Speaker 1: just so tet tiny and she didn't want to be

41
00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:07,040
Speaker 1: showed up by your son.

42
00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:11,320
Speaker 3: How dare you have an extravagant wedding, a more extravagant

43
00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:11,840
Speaker 3: wedding than mine?

44
00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:14,200
Speaker 1: What your wedding to be exactly like mine? So it's

45
00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:15,840
Speaker 1: almost like I'm marrying my son.

46
00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:19,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I love that.

47
00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:22,520
Speaker 1: Oedipus is that you? Where are my current coos at baby,

48
00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:27,600
Speaker 1: and a million and a million times worse this month

49
00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:30,120
Speaker 1: when we told her I was pregnant. And for those

50
00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:34,079
Speaker 1: math gurus out there, it's one hundred times one thousand

51
00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:39,680
Speaker 1: times a million. That is one hundred ten billion, ten billion,

52
00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:48,440
Speaker 1: what times worse times a thousand times is one hundred

53
00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:52,240
Speaker 1: thousand and then a million. That's five zeros added to

54
00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:58,160
Speaker 1: a million, which has six zeros, so that's one hundred million. Oh,

55
00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:00,600
Speaker 1: it would be nice if you had a naw actual birth,

56
00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,840
Speaker 1: she said. You know, both of mine had to be

57
00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:06,040
Speaker 1: s sections because of all the complications I had. Lady,

58
00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:10,320
Speaker 1: I'll pull myths along. Why are you talking about freaking birth?

59
00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:12,600
Speaker 3: You're tell me how I'm delivering my own baby.

60
00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:16,760
Speaker 1: Baby, b jeez, you need chill.

61
00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:18,120
Speaker 2: Oh.

62
00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:20,840
Speaker 1: She basically tries to guilt trip her son and daughter

63
00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:24,200
Speaker 1: in law out of having nicer things than her. I

64
00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:27,080
Speaker 1: never let it bother me, but I've noticed my dear

65
00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:30,600
Speaker 1: husband has been getting more upset with this lately, which

66
00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,239
Speaker 1: I hope he would get upset with it in the past.

67
00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:38,120
Speaker 3: Please please, this is egregious, my guy, egregious Harry.

68
00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:43,120
Speaker 1: What would you do if, all right, you are the

69
00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:46,920
Speaker 1: wife of your lovely dear husband what we do.

70
00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:49,520
Speaker 5: Okay, cool, Dear.

71
00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:51,880
Speaker 1: Husband could also be dead husband, but I think he's

72
00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:54,880
Speaker 1: a long wand worce husband. No way, that would be

73
00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:57,960
Speaker 1: a spoiler. That would be a spoiler. Okay, lovely dear

74
00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:02,160
Speaker 1: husband and mother in law's like I have a tinier

75
00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:05,760
Speaker 1: wedding because I had a tiny wedding. What do you say?

76
00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:07,040
Speaker 4: I go, no contact.

77
00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:08,279
Speaker 5: That's my moment.

78
00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:12,600
Speaker 3: Where I'm like, we came to play ladies and gentlemen wedding.

79
00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:15,360
Speaker 4: I want to, you know, have my special day.

80
00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:18,680
Speaker 6: My mom's gonna be like no, like mine was like small,

81
00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:20,960
Speaker 6: so you should do yours like small too.

82
00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:24,560
Speaker 1: No, mine was really crappy. I want yours to be

83
00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:25,159
Speaker 1: crappy too.

84
00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:27,640
Speaker 4: No, that's not happening, not on my watch.

85
00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:28,320
Speaker 2: Here we go.

86
00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:33,760
Speaker 1: Well, let's see what happened on Ope's watch. So okay.

87
00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:37,120
Speaker 1: A couple of weeks ago, I noticed she'd stop whining

88
00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:40,240
Speaker 1: about our dog. She's whondering about everything, this lady. When

89
00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:42,680
Speaker 1: I asked dear husband, he told me mother in law

90
00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:45,840
Speaker 1: had stepped on doggie crap while they were out on

91
00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:49,720
Speaker 1: a walk. Her favorite heels got dirty. She cleaned them up,

92
00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:53,520
Speaker 1: but was still clearly disgusted. Apparently, that's all it took

93
00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:56,160
Speaker 1: for her to stop commenting on how she could never

94
00:04:56,279 --> 00:05:00,560
Speaker 1: have dogs because father in law hated them. I'm confused

95
00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:01,160
Speaker 1: on that sentence.

96
00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:04,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, So she stopped.

97
00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:06,640
Speaker 1: Whining about our dog, which I guess she was whining about.

98
00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,960
Speaker 1: He told my mother in law. He told me that

99
00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:12,800
Speaker 1: mother in law had stepped in poop, dog poop and

100
00:05:12,839 --> 00:05:15,800
Speaker 1: the favorite heels got dirty. She was disgusted after that,

101
00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:20,080
Speaker 1: and that's when she stopped talking about never having dogs.

102
00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:22,520
Speaker 1: Apparently that's all it took for her to stop commenting

103
00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:24,520
Speaker 1: and how she could never have dogs because father in

104
00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:27,760
Speaker 1: law hated them. Apparently, Riley said that sentence will make

105
00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:31,160
Speaker 1: sense in a second. So I had an idea. Throughout

106
00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:33,760
Speaker 1: this past month, I've been finding new ways to invoke

107
00:05:33,839 --> 00:05:36,479
Speaker 1: her disgust before she gets the chance to make my

108
00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:40,080
Speaker 1: husband feel guilty for ever being a child. She likes

109
00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:42,920
Speaker 1: my dress, thanks my grandma died in it.

110
00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:47,159
Speaker 2: That's legend. Ooh, I like this because.

111
00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:51,120
Speaker 1: Her compliments always follow a just deprecation, right, So if

112
00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:53,520
Speaker 1: you'd be like when as soon as you replied to

113
00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:56,800
Speaker 1: the compliment with like a terrible thing, she won't keep going.

114
00:05:57,240 --> 00:05:57,839
Speaker 2: That's true.

115
00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:01,440
Speaker 1: That's a genius being a hater. Likes our couch, thanks

116
00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:04,320
Speaker 1: the dog puked in it last night. She likes her

117
00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:07,440
Speaker 1: new car. Thanks, your future grandchild was conceived in the

118
00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:07,920
Speaker 1: back seat.

119
00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:11,919
Speaker 4: Oh no, she likes.

120
00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:12,760
Speaker 1: My vinyl collection.

121
00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:13,440
Speaker 2: Thanks.

122
00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:17,960
Speaker 1: Wait till you see my nickelback LPs. Just that's treacherous.

123
00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:21,360
Speaker 1: I don't have nickelback. LP's point is it's working. Mother

124
00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:23,800
Speaker 1: in law has complained less this month than she has

125
00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:27,039
Speaker 1: in six years since I met my dear husband. Is

126
00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:30,359
Speaker 1: it because she thinks we're gross? Maybe? But honestly, I

127
00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:35,640
Speaker 1: don't care, and there is an updates. There is an updates.

128
00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:40,159
Speaker 1: But what do you think about basically having your mother

129
00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:43,640
Speaker 1: in law complain less? But the cost is making your

130
00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:46,360
Speaker 1: mother in law think you're a piece of gross trash.

131
00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:48,640
Speaker 4: I run with it personally.

132
00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:54,080
Speaker 6: I own that because I don't want my mother in

133
00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:57,120
Speaker 6: law inserting herself and her opinion into everything I did.

134
00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:59,800
Speaker 1: Exactly. The only person you want inserting themselves into you

135
00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:11,840
Speaker 1: is your husband. Yeah, yeah, Amen, Amen's sister sitten spitten. Okay,

136
00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:16,720
Speaker 1: so here's the update. I'm seventeen weeks pregnant, all right,

137
00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:19,720
Speaker 1: So that pregnancy has gone along. It was two months

138
00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:22,880
Speaker 1: said we're going to do more math here seventeen divided

139
00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:23,440
Speaker 1: by four.

140
00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:26,960
Speaker 2: For a twelve little more than four months. Four point

141
00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:27,480
Speaker 2: two months.

142
00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:30,080
Speaker 1: There we go. From the very beginning, mother in law

143
00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:32,680
Speaker 1: was convinced her first grand baby was going to be

144
00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:33,160
Speaker 1: a girl.

145
00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:34,920
Speaker 3: Oh no, I know where.

146
00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:37,480
Speaker 2: This, I know where this ends.

147
00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:39,800
Speaker 5: I see you know what's going to happen.

148
00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:42,200
Speaker 1: Okay, do you not know what's going to happen? Karen?

149
00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:45,480
Speaker 5: I have a feeling, but I don't really know.

150
00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,400
Speaker 2: Keep going, suspense is real.

151
00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:54,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. Literally days after we announced I was expecting,

152
00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:58,000
Speaker 1: she gave us two packs of pink onesies and started

153
00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:03,760
Speaker 1: referring to my barely developed blob child as Laura, my blobfish.

154
00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:05,120
Speaker 4: She's a very good.

155
00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:08,240
Speaker 1: Writer, amazing writer. Yes, and also I'm totally calling my

156
00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:10,000
Speaker 1: fetus baby a blob child.

157
00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:12,440
Speaker 2: Oh yes, when I your future wife is going to

158
00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:12,880
Speaker 2: love that.

159
00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:15,040
Speaker 1: She's gonna love that. She's gonna love that. You're gonna

160
00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:17,400
Speaker 1: be on the same page. Actually, you know, I'm gonna

161
00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:19,080
Speaker 1: do like I'm gonna pull out Michael Jackson. Instead of

162
00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:21,360
Speaker 1: naming my baby Blanket, I'll name it blob.

163
00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:23,800
Speaker 2: Wow. That's why I stand out.

164
00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:25,400
Speaker 1: How's blanket doing these days?

165
00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:28,040
Speaker 2: It's a great question from them.

166
00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:30,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't hear much. I heard, you know, but

167
00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:34,120
Speaker 1: he's warm and fuzzy whatever, that's true. Yeah, yeah, that's good.

168
00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:39,960
Speaker 1: Apparently the name she wanted for the daughter she never

169
00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:43,000
Speaker 1: had and called my ninety four year old grandmother just

170
00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:46,480
Speaker 1: to confirm boys aren't common in my paternal family. So

171
00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:48,440
Speaker 1: she's hoping, she's hoping for a girl.

172
00:08:48,559 --> 00:08:50,839
Speaker 3: She's out here like doing the path like, oh, you've

173
00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:54,320
Speaker 3: you've had ten girls and five boys, Like that's gonna make.

174
00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:57,520
Speaker 1: Anything the genetic testing. Oh no, she's just like that

175
00:08:57,720 --> 00:09:01,120
Speaker 1: son of you know, that son of mine. Total disappointment.

176
00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:04,839
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh.

177
00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:08,400
Speaker 1: She's been pestering us about a gender reveal party since

178
00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:11,320
Speaker 1: the start of my second trimester, and through a small

179
00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:13,000
Speaker 1: tantrum when we told.

180
00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:17,079
Speaker 6: Her, oh, we're not gonna have one, as they should.

181
00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:19,920
Speaker 1: They should have a gender revealed party.

182
00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,920
Speaker 5: No, no, no, as they should, like shutting it down.

183
00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,559
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, shut that ship down brings a plane out

184
00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:25,000
Speaker 1: of the sky.

185
00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:26,240
Speaker 2: That's the only way.

186
00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:29,800
Speaker 1: I love my gender reveal parties to be as mercilessly

187
00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:35,760
Speaker 1: destructive as possible. If you aren't starting a national forest fire,

188
00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:38,320
Speaker 1: you're not revealing. It's not bombastic enough.

189
00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:42,520
Speaker 4: That's incredible.

190
00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:46,880
Speaker 1: She's been rude about every decision we made about the baby.

191
00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:50,520
Speaker 1: She hated all our boy and girl names, criticized our

192
00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:53,560
Speaker 1: nursery ideas, and has been incessant on me having a

193
00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:55,319
Speaker 1: natural birth.

194
00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:56,680
Speaker 4: She doesn't like blob.

195
00:09:58,160 --> 00:10:02,040
Speaker 1: She doesn't like she. You know, blob is a great name,

196
00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:04,360
Speaker 1: and I feel like mother in law is really missing

197
00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:05,400
Speaker 1: out on an opportunity.

198
00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:08,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, you feel I feel like you're being personally here.

199
00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:09,240
Speaker 1: Rap her name a little blob.

200
00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:10,240
Speaker 2: Blah blah blah.

201
00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:16,000
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Think of all the rap like

202
00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:19,040
Speaker 1: the the the like my name is a little blob.

203
00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:20,040
Speaker 7: I'm not a bob.

204
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:24,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hop up like a little frog, me and

205
00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:25,440
Speaker 1: the Krug and a mob.

206
00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:28,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, a little slob.

207
00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:32,160
Speaker 4: My name's Bob. Just kidding. Its blob.

208
00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,720
Speaker 3: Zachie made a song out of makes a song.

209
00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:36,760
Speaker 2: Please.

210
00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:39,080
Speaker 3: He takes our random stuff and you'll just create a

211
00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:40,440
Speaker 3: song and music video out of it.

212
00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:41,320
Speaker 2: I'm excited to.

213
00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:43,720
Speaker 1: Be rude about every decision we made about the baby.

214
00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:47,000
Speaker 1: She hated all our boy and girl names, criticized our

215
00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:49,839
Speaker 1: nursery ideas, and has been insistent on me having a

216
00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:54,400
Speaker 1: natural birth. Okay, we already read that, uh, which I

217
00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:57,760
Speaker 1: probably will have anyway. But both her deliveries were C sections,

218
00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:00,880
Speaker 1: So I have no idea where that's coming from. What

219
00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:03,000
Speaker 1: it seems like what she's trying to do, she's trying

220
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:07,839
Speaker 1: to relive her entire life through you, literally like vicarious. Yeah,

221
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:10,360
Speaker 1: but in the past she's like, I had a tiny wedding.

222
00:11:10,559 --> 00:11:13,680
Speaker 1: You have a tiny wedding, you know. Yeah, but I

223
00:11:13,679 --> 00:11:17,079
Speaker 1: guess she's like, I had a boy, you have a girl.

224
00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:20,680
Speaker 1: I had what she wants. Yeah, this instance what I

225
00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:22,840
Speaker 1: did and when I want your true, true true.

226
00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:25,520
Speaker 5: She's like a sports mom without the sports Yeah.

227
00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:26,480
Speaker 2: It's like you know what I mean.

228
00:11:26,559 --> 00:11:30,360
Speaker 1: I want my little Johnny to be the gymnast that

229
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:30,959
Speaker 1: I never was.

230
00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:33,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, do.

231
00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:35,520
Speaker 2: Another blackflip, Jimmy, do it?

232
00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:39,400
Speaker 1: You know I broke my back in the ninety eight Olympics.

233
00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:41,720
Speaker 1: I was never able to flip again. So I had

234
00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:43,280
Speaker 1: you so you could fulfill my dream.

235
00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:44,199
Speaker 5: Exactly.

236
00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:46,720
Speaker 1: I want to meet one of those sports moms.

237
00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:50,000
Speaker 3: They could probably train you up real good, john Yeah,

238
00:11:50,559 --> 00:11:51,480
Speaker 3: Olympic sports.

239
00:11:51,800 --> 00:12:03,000
Speaker 1: Sorry nothing nothing, mommy, No. Anyway, I became clear that

240
00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:06,520
Speaker 1: she wholeheartedly thought I'd only gotten pregnant to make her

241
00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:11,120
Speaker 1: grandma anyway. Neither me or dear husband cared about our

242
00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:14,760
Speaker 1: baby sex, but we spontaneously decided to find out during

243
00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:19,960
Speaker 1: my latest ultrasound this week. And guess what, y'all, what

244
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:33,640
Speaker 1: is it? John say it? It is not a girl.

245
00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:35,679
Speaker 2: We've always wanted always. We're over the moon.

246
00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:39,200
Speaker 1: When we got home. I called my mom, she's excited.

247
00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:42,520
Speaker 1: I called my dad, he's surprised. I called my sister.

248
00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:49,280
Speaker 1: She's happy. Everyone's happy, everyone, everyone carry, Everyone's happy. Everyone's

249
00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:59,760
Speaker 1: up except is My dear husband called his mom. Someone

250
00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:02,760
Speaker 1: put that poor injured dolphin out of its misery. For

251
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:05,640
Speaker 1: the love of Christ, I swear I could hear her band,

252
00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:08,000
Speaker 1: she wailing from across the room.

253
00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:13,200
Speaker 2: It's not a.

254
00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:22,240
Speaker 1: God. The phone wasn't even on speaker. Tony character in

255
00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:25,120
Speaker 1: Hereditary had less of a breakdown. If you've seen her Meditary.

256
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:29,679
Speaker 1: That movie is scary. Have you seen that movie? Yeah, dude,

257
00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:33,880
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, yeah, No, John hasn't seen any movies.

258
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:38,880
Speaker 1: It's scary, dude, Like in the first John's never going

259
00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:44,960
Speaker 1: to see it. Girl gets beheaded instantly, Oh dear instantly.

260
00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:49,240
Speaker 1: Bro hardcore hardcore freaking bowling ball down.

261
00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:51,079
Speaker 4: The plot twist it's like no one.

262
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:53,280
Speaker 1: Is expecting it, no one's expecting it, and she just dies.

263
00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:59,120
Speaker 1: Damn dear husband. Let her cry and scream incoherently. I'm

264
00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:05,920
Speaker 1: pretty sure she was by Laura. Laura, you killed her,

265
00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:07,360
Speaker 1: You kill there.

266
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:10,320
Speaker 4: Give me cringeing.

267
00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:14,400
Speaker 1: Ringe, bro cringe for about a minute before he told

268
00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:16,320
Speaker 1: her to call him back when she's calling her, and

269
00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:20,080
Speaker 1: then click he hung up on her.

270
00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:24,200
Speaker 3: Good, I am someone's gonna to tell her that she

271
00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:26,400
Speaker 3: needs to chill.

272
00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:30,480
Speaker 1: The fuck out out, chill out. If she put like

273
00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:34,040
Speaker 1: half as much energy to being a fucking nuisance as

274
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:37,160
Speaker 1: she did to being a good grandmother, she would be

275
00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:41,720
Speaker 1: grandmother of the year one mother Teresa, grandmother's that's right,

276
00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:44,240
Speaker 1: Pope Francis, of grandmother's.

277
00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:48,400
Speaker 3: But instead she's being number one grandma Karen. Yeah, she's

278
00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:49,440
Speaker 3: gunning for that spot.

279
00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:52,040
Speaker 1: I know, I know. I'm embarrassed on behalf of her.

280
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:55,920
Speaker 1: Yea honestly early grave. That's what I'm hoping for.

281
00:14:56,800 --> 00:15:00,960
Speaker 4: Wow, I expect, but.

282
00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:10,560
Speaker 1: I'm kidding, I'm kidding, all right. He was devastated. I

283
00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:12,920
Speaker 1: think that up until this point he hadn't registered how

284
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:16,560
Speaker 1: obsessed his mom was with us having a girl. He

285
00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:18,720
Speaker 1: just thought she was excited to find out the sex.

286
00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:22,560
Speaker 1: He was so excited to tell her to I managed

287
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:25,560
Speaker 1: to cheer him up, and we told a couple more people.

288
00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:28,160
Speaker 1: We told his brother, who was very happy for us.

289
00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:30,160
Speaker 1: Some of our friends didn't even know we were pregnant,

290
00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:32,680
Speaker 1: so we included the sex in our announcement. And the

291
00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:34,960
Speaker 1: next day we were going over our boy names to

292
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,920
Speaker 1: figure out which one worked best with our last names.

293
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:43,560
Speaker 1: And that's when mother in law crawled out from her

294
00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:45,960
Speaker 1: dirty cavern and gold his back.

295
00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:49,640
Speaker 4: Don't pick up the call?

296
00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:56,360
Speaker 1: What's that one? There? Beowolf like the what's what's the monster?

297
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:58,560
Speaker 1: And BeO Wolf called it's like the mother.

298
00:15:58,640 --> 00:15:59,480
Speaker 2: It's not Beolf?

299
00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:04,960
Speaker 1: No? No, oh is it boolf Wolf? Is the dude? Riley?

300
00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:06,360
Speaker 4: Isn't that a movie?

301
00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:08,440
Speaker 1: It's also a book. It's like a it's like an

302
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:11,520
Speaker 1: ancient poem, like a Nordic poem, like written in like

303
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:17,440
Speaker 1: five hundred Grendel. Yeah, I'm imagine anyway, that's a deep cut.

304
00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:20,720
Speaker 1: No one's gonna get that. We were both hoping she'd apologized

305
00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:23,320
Speaker 1: for her tantrum, which she did.

306
00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:27,960
Speaker 3: Oh you got.

307
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,160
Speaker 4: My facial reaction was.

308
00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:33,520
Speaker 2: Like, oh no.

309
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:37,400
Speaker 1: From her actions, are you kidding me? No. Instead, she

310
00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:40,920
Speaker 1: immediately started going on about dozens of articles she'd read

311
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:46,960
Speaker 1: about how often ultrasounds were in accurate NOS qualifications based

312
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,280
Speaker 1: on what university she'd gone to.

313
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:51,479
Speaker 4: You know what I call that copium?

314
00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:52,600
Speaker 1: Copium?

315
00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:56,000
Speaker 4: Have you heard of the term copium? She's coping. She's

316
00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:57,840
Speaker 4: coping so hard.

317
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:02,320
Speaker 6: Ship did look looking for like ways to kind of

318
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:07,200
Speaker 6: like justify her perspective that it's a girl, she's it's copium.

319
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:11,280
Speaker 1: She's smoking her own craziness. She is copium packing her

320
00:17:11,359 --> 00:17:14,560
Speaker 1: veins with that packing dude, she's in like one of

321
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:18,239
Speaker 1: those old opium dems back in like like what what

322
00:17:18,359 --> 00:17:20,760
Speaker 1: was that like seventeen.

323
00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:22,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know what you're talking about.

324
00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:23,600
Speaker 2: Whatever.

325
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:26,399
Speaker 1: They fought the words about the opium war back in

326
00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:28,480
Speaker 1: the good old days. But you could smoke opium no

327
00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:34,080
Speaker 1: poumpium every day. Great, great, Yeah, we're going to use that.

328
00:17:37,359 --> 00:17:37,719
Speaker 2: Okay.

329
00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:43,679
Speaker 1: We were both hoping she'd apologize for a tantrum. Instead

330
00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:48,320
Speaker 1: she made okay. A screaming match started between her and

331
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:51,280
Speaker 1: my dear husband. He was telling her off for reacting

332
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:54,080
Speaker 1: the way she did. She was trying to defend herself

333
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:57,040
Speaker 1: and failing miserably, like claiming it.

334
00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:59,200
Speaker 2: Was our fault. Oh of course.

335
00:18:00,119 --> 00:18:02,520
Speaker 1: Did you have sex like two minutes earlier and then

336
00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:03,040
Speaker 1: have a girl?

337
00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:04,560
Speaker 2: How? How dare you?

338
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:07,560
Speaker 1: Why did you keep the uterus warm for three days

339
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:09,280
Speaker 1: and then cold for the next three days?

340
00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:11,920
Speaker 2: I read it online. I watched you online. You said

341
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:12,800
Speaker 2: that that's you.

342
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,560
Speaker 1: You didn't you get a female baby. If you do that,

343
00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:17,320
Speaker 1: you have the choice. You had the choice and you

344
00:18:17,359 --> 00:18:20,320
Speaker 1: denied me. Yeah, yeah, you didn't put the cold compress

345
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,200
Speaker 1: on the uterus.

346
00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:23,120
Speaker 3: Grandma, Grandma, Karen deserves a girl.

347
00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:25,760
Speaker 1: Have you heard that? By the way, what about like

348
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:29,080
Speaker 1: keeping uh your like belly cold for a day and

349
00:18:29,119 --> 00:18:31,600
Speaker 1: then warm for another day or something, and then it's

350
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,280
Speaker 1: like more likely to be a boy slash girl?

351
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:33,840
Speaker 2: Really?

352
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:37,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, people do that. I think people do that. Hey,

353
00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:39,480
Speaker 1: put in the comments if you've heard that is a thing,

354
00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:41,479
Speaker 1: and let us know what the actual thing is so

355
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,040
Speaker 1: I can have a baby girl.

356
00:18:43,119 --> 00:18:46,960
Speaker 3: That sounds like a seaweed of pregnancy tips the seaweed

357
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:47,760
Speaker 3: sea moss.

358
00:18:49,119 --> 00:18:52,240
Speaker 6: Curious because like every time, like a woman, or like personally,

359
00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:54,120
Speaker 6: when I have like my period or anything, I'll put

360
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:56,359
Speaker 6: like warm hot likes.

361
00:18:57,320 --> 00:19:00,480
Speaker 4: I'm curious. Now, that's like a legitimate thing you putting?

362
00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:03,560
Speaker 6: Does putting warm compressed on my stomach, make it more

363
00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:04,800
Speaker 6: likely that I'll have like.

364
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:09,480
Speaker 5: One type of kid girl or something I want to know.

365
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:10,760
Speaker 2: I can't imagine.

366
00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:14,639
Speaker 3: So but all feelings, no facts, put in the comments for.

367
00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:28,880
Speaker 8: You, alright, So.

368
00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:36,679
Speaker 1: She was by claiming, but she was claiming it was

369
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:39,160
Speaker 1: our fault that we knew how much this meant to her,

370
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:41,920
Speaker 1: and that we ruined her day by blind sighting her

371
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:45,680
Speaker 1: the way we did. And of course there my favorite part.

372
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:50,920
Speaker 1: There's there's more. There's more, ladies and gentlemen, mother in law,

373
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:54,040
Speaker 1: and you tell me now, you couldn't wait until the

374
00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:59,120
Speaker 1: gender reveal, dear husband. Mom, for the tenth time, we

375
00:19:59,119 --> 00:20:01,840
Speaker 1: weren't going to ju to reveal. And after some back

376
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,880
Speaker 1: and forth, it turns out she thought we were going

377
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:10,360
Speaker 1: to throw a surprised gender reveal party on just or her.

378
00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:12,240
Speaker 5: She's like living in.

379
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:19,520
Speaker 1: That copium. Yeah, she is fucking blazed to the max.

380
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:26,200
Speaker 1: Freaking opium is heroin, right, I think it is. It's

381
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:32,959
Speaker 1: the opium plant made with heroin. There could smoke it too, Riley, Riley,

382
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:39,879
Speaker 1: it's president drug expert. Oh yeah, hair power of Google,

383
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:43,280
Speaker 1: Power power chatg you bet dude. We're in the twenty

384
00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:47,560
Speaker 1: first century, we're twenty twenty four. Is it related to heroin?

385
00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:50,320
Speaker 1: Is it related? How is it related to heroin? I

386
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:53,520
Speaker 1: think they're both opiates. I want to say, this is

387
00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:56,200
Speaker 1: a this is a podcast where we learn things about

388
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:59,880
Speaker 1: the world. Okay, yeah, you can't hear Riley. But opium

389
00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:07,399
Speaker 1: is chemically yeah, opium is chemically processed to produce heroin. Okay,

390
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:16,680
Speaker 1: copium heroin? All right, so yeah, right, not gonna do that.

391
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:20,760
Speaker 1: So mother in law eventually did apologize for upsetting us. Wow,

392
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:24,320
Speaker 1: and there's no butt. There's no but no butt.

393
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:27,280
Speaker 2: She just did apologize. Just kidding.

394
00:21:27,359 --> 00:21:30,200
Speaker 1: There's a bar, That's what I like.

395
00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:32,240
Speaker 4: I was like, no, I'm not buying that.

396
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:35,440
Speaker 1: You are in the strip club. There are butts everywhere

397
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:39,080
Speaker 1: in this story. But still made it very clear she

398
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:42,480
Speaker 1: was disappointed. We don't care. She lives half an hour

399
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:44,280
Speaker 1: away and hates driving to our place, so it's not

400
00:21:44,359 --> 00:21:47,320
Speaker 1: like we'll see her much when'till the baby's here. We're

401
00:21:47,359 --> 00:21:50,320
Speaker 1: still pissed, but we're used to that. Feeding the kraken

402
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:51,240
Speaker 1: never helps.

403
00:21:53,359 --> 00:21:55,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's not wrong.

404
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:59,680
Speaker 1: So in conclusion, we're having a son, and if we

405
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:03,919
Speaker 1: ever have a daughter, we won't be naming it Laura.

406
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:08,080
Speaker 1: And guess what, y'all, not only is there an edit,

407
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:11,120
Speaker 1: but there is a juicy update.

408
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:13,040
Speaker 4: How does it get.

409
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:17,560
Speaker 1: Worse it was? And this is reason this is October twentieth. Okay,

410
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:22,760
Speaker 1: so just quick at it before we go into the juicy, juicy, juicy, juicy, juicy,

411
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:26,120
Speaker 1: juicy update. To clarify, mother in law was never expecting

412
00:22:26,119 --> 00:22:30,640
Speaker 1: a girl and never experience any pregnancy losses. She always

413
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:33,600
Speaker 1: wanted a girl, but had two sons instead. Laura was

414
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,919
Speaker 1: a name she always wanted to give her daughter, not

415
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,200
Speaker 1: the name of a child she lost. I'd be more

416
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:40,720
Speaker 1: sympathetic if she was grieving, but that's not the case.

417
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:44,720
Speaker 1: She's just a bitch. I added that bitch part. Okay,

418
00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:48,560
Speaker 1: so here's the update. This post takes a little bit,

419
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:51,679
Speaker 1: you know, it's it's a it's a little bit later

420
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:54,680
Speaker 1: in the relationship. They were pregnant. Now they're going to

421
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:59,760
Speaker 1: get married, right? Really? Yeah? So, I twenty seven female,

422
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:02,440
Speaker 1: have been with my husband twenty nine mail for seven years.

423
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:05,000
Speaker 1: I remember that early in a relationship. One of the

424
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:09,560
Speaker 1: things he expressed insecurity about was his nose, specifically about

425
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:14,320
Speaker 1: its width. It was thick with three's sick with three

426
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:25,760
Speaker 1: teas since C's and casing. He never wanted surgery, but

427
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:28,199
Speaker 1: thinks his nose is too big for his face. I

428
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:30,080
Speaker 1: never thought that was true, and for a long time

429
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:32,080
Speaker 1: I wonder where he'd gotten that idea from.

430
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,000
Speaker 2: Oh here, don't you wonder?

431
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:41,840
Speaker 1: Wonder who complains about everything? Where could it be them?

432
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,680
Speaker 1: I met his mother and all my doubts went out

433
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:47,880
Speaker 1: the window. I don't hate her, but this woman complains

434
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:49,560
Speaker 1: about everything, as we heard about in the last post,

435
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:54,200
Speaker 1: and she seems particularly interested, and she seems particularly interested

436
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:57,399
Speaker 1: in criticizing her sons. Barely anything about my husband or

437
00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:59,720
Speaker 1: his older brother is good enough for her, and if

438
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:02,760
Speaker 1: it is, she is quick to imply that they don't

439
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:06,159
Speaker 1: deserve it. According to my brother in law, that behavior

440
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:09,000
Speaker 1: didn't start until father in law passed about eight years ago,

441
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:13,160
Speaker 1: so they don't usually hold against her. Okay, that's understanding,

442
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,080
Speaker 1: But to me, it seems like she legitimately doesn't want

443
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,600
Speaker 1: her children to be happy because she ain't happy.

444
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:21,800
Speaker 5: It's like you have the origins of a villain's story.

445
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:29,000
Speaker 1: I know no one can be happy Grandma Karen. Most

446
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:32,159
Speaker 1: times we talked to her, my husband most times we

447
00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:36,040
Speaker 1: talked to her, my husband ends up devastated. She constantly

448
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:39,280
Speaker 1: complains about me, his job, are apartments, and his appearance.

449
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:42,480
Speaker 1: She has on more than one occasion, suggested you get

450
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:43,200
Speaker 1: a nose job.

451
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:44,440
Speaker 2: Fuck God.

452
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:47,080
Speaker 5: What kind of mother says that to their child?

453
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:54,400
Speaker 1: A mean mom? A mean mom. Oh boys, guess what.

454
00:24:54,640 --> 00:25:01,440
Speaker 1: I have a bro date with my friend Jeremy. We

455
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:06,199
Speaker 1: went to Weespa. Oh, very nice, excited love that. Have

456
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:10,760
Speaker 1: you been to either of you? No, that's great. Korean Spa.

457
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:11,399
Speaker 1: It's awesome.

458
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:12,240
Speaker 4: That's awesome.

459
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:15,600
Speaker 1: It's so sick. Huh okay, Tom, Yeah, yeah, it's fire.

460
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:18,639
Speaker 1: You can three dollar twenty for thirty dollars twenty four hours.

461
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:21,479
Speaker 1: You can say they're twenty. My friends have fallen asleep there.

462
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:26,000
Speaker 1: I've fallen asleep there. It's great. Anyway, that tends to

463
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,199
Speaker 1: upset him. I always tried to shut that down as

464
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:31,679
Speaker 1: quickly as possible. We got married in early May. The

465
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:34,520
Speaker 1: photos were ready about two months later, and we created

466
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:37,760
Speaker 1: a shared album on Google Photos for our friends and family,

467
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:38,920
Speaker 1: including mother in law.

468
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:42,000
Speaker 4: Pause, real quick, yep, this is such a random question.

469
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:43,320
Speaker 4: Because I've never gotten married.

470
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:43,920
Speaker 2: I don't know.

471
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,399
Speaker 5: It doesn't really take two months for the photos to

472
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:47,840
Speaker 5: like come out.

473
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:48,159
Speaker 2: Sorry.

474
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:52,600
Speaker 6: That is like the one takeaway from the story photosho,

475
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:54,000
Speaker 6: Like if.

476
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:55,119
Speaker 4: I'm getting married, I come.

477
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:59,000
Speaker 3: On photos like you know instantly, right, Yeah, we have

478
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:01,000
Speaker 3: a resident wedding for twographer.

479
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:01,720
Speaker 1: What do you think?

480
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:02,600
Speaker 2: What's the estimation?

481
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:06,600
Speaker 1: Okay, so he said they get booked on the weekends

482
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:10,080
Speaker 1: and then they're editing through the week days. If they're

483
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,040
Speaker 1: doing a bunch of weddings, they can get like backed

484
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:12,800
Speaker 1: up in the queue.

485
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:17,560
Speaker 3: So give us an estimate. What's what's what's reasonable? Riley?

486
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:18,560
Speaker 3: For six weeks in average?

487
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:19,040
Speaker 1: A good one?

488
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:19,479
Speaker 2: Okay?

489
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:21,520
Speaker 1: Noted? Interesting?

490
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:23,000
Speaker 5: I learned something new today.

491
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:26,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like, hey, here's like like I edited like

492
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:30,200
Speaker 1: three or four and then I want them Amazon Prime Photos. Yeah,

493
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:33,600
Speaker 1: THEYD one day or less, ship it straight to my door.

494
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:39,720
Speaker 1: I got pregnant during our honeymoon. Can't recommend dubri dubrov

495
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:42,680
Speaker 1: Nick enough. What's dubriv what's Dubrovnick?

496
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:47,800
Speaker 2: Is that a place? What's that? Where is it? Riley?

497
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:56,679
Speaker 1: It's in Italy, Croatia, Croatia, Croatia, Croatia's dope, dude. I've

498
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:59,600
Speaker 1: heard the cliff jumping is amazing and apparently if you

499
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 1: go there instantly knocked up according to the story.

500
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,800
Speaker 2: Wait a second, what is this war? Yeah?

501
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:08,280
Speaker 3: I got a few.

502
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:13,400
Speaker 1: Around there. Hey, I got a few sons and daughters

503
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:19,960
Speaker 1: over there, blob one blood. I visit every once in

504
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 1: a while. They're doing great. I haven't seen them in

505
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:25,320
Speaker 1: the years, but I send money over there. I talked

506
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 1: to them on the phone, and they see daddy on

507
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:32,960
Speaker 1: the show. Their subscribers subscribe, Yeah, subscribe. Yeah, come on.

508
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:36,000
Speaker 1: We released daily thirty minute today. That was more than

509
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:40,320
Speaker 1: most people spend with their dads. So you're yeah, exactly, Yeah,

510
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:44,800
Speaker 1: I'm providing them great parents. You're literally giving them advice

511
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:48,200
Speaker 1: on how to live the best life. Dude, you watched Okay,

512
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 1: op enough, you become the best human.

513
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 4: Ever intelligence just like you through the.

514
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 1: Roof Block one two. I may not be around, but

515
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:03,159
Speaker 1: just know if you speak English and not Croatian or

516
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 1: whatever they speak over there, just know your daddy loves you,

517
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:09,359
Speaker 1: but not enough to be with you.

518
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:11,680
Speaker 2: Tear up, tearing enough.

519
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:16,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're welcome. I'm the best daddy out there, daddy.

520
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:19,400
Speaker 1: If you want me to be your daddy, there we go.

521
00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:25,000
Speaker 1: I got pregnant and I'm now twenty four weeks along.

522
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 1: We've had problems with mother in law concerning my pregnancy.

523
00:28:28,359 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 1: We're having a boy and she had a breakdown because

524
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,960
Speaker 1: she wanted a girl. So that's like a little backstory

525
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,880
Speaker 1: from the last episode that forced us to put her

526
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:39,959
Speaker 1: on an info diets, which I love that cutting some

527
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 1: information out. Maybe that was two months ago and she

528
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:46,360
Speaker 1: has since improved her behavior because of that. We said

529
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 1: yes when she invited us to go to a mall

530
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 1: near her. We were shopping for baby clothes last Saturday,

531
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:53,960
Speaker 1: and my husband had an emergency at work and ended

532
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,239
Speaker 1: up not coming, but we still managed to have a

533
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 1: good time, so I guess they went baby shopping clothes

534
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:02,480
Speaker 1: stuff with the mother in law. When we were done,

535
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 1: she invited me back to her place.

536
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:09,360
Speaker 7: Okay, I haven't been there in a while, and I

537
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 7: quickly saw she'd gotten some of our wedding pictures up

538
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:15,400
Speaker 7: on the wall, and I instantly noticed something was wrong

539
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 7: with them, but I couldn't pinpoint what it was yet

540
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 7: she like photoshopsun mother in law saw what I was

541
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:27,640
Speaker 7: looking at and proudly announce that.

542
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 1: I got someone to fix his nose.

543
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 6: No, oh, my gosh, she didn't even do it herself.

544
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:49,640
Speaker 1: Come up with some sim this terrible She like puts

545
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:56,719
Speaker 1: like a Pinocchio nose. It looks like, aka, she just

546
00:29:56,720 --> 00:30:04,280
Speaker 1: posted Kate Upton's nose. I don't know. By two thousand

547
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:10,560
Speaker 1: and eight, Carls Junior brain is coming on from that. Dude,

548
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:13,800
Speaker 1: that just Riley, do you remember that commercial two thousand

549
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:15,880
Speaker 1: and like eight Kate Upton Super Bowl ad?

550
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 2: Remember that? I don't remember that?

551
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 1: Was it hard?

552
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:23,120
Speaker 2: Yeah? Riley remembers the brand?

553
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:24,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember.

554
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,560
Speaker 2: Here's the bikini she was wearing.

555
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:29,480
Speaker 1: Dude, Kate, Kate Upton, how has she been? She was

556
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:31,200
Speaker 1: she in like any movies or anything?

557
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 2: I don't know.

558
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 1: We did we did, we did, We totally did. Righty,

559
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:39,520
Speaker 1: we're continuing at the story. Come on and look up

560
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:45,400
Speaker 1: Kate Upton later right personal time. Yeah, yeah, you have

561
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:48,120
Speaker 1: some youth time, you can go do it right. In

562
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:51,680
Speaker 1: other words, she gave her son a photoshop nos job.

563
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:59,800
Speaker 1: Ah y, that is Ikey. That is that is Ikey.

564
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 1: That is Ikey. You were Ikey on his wedding pictures.

565
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:08,200
Speaker 1: I'm I'm baffled. I couldn't believe it. I never thought

566
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 1: she'd stoop so low. It wasn't even a good nose job.

567
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 1: It was so bad that my husband's face didn't look real.

568
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 1: It's not that he looked like a Kendall and not

569
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:30,240
Speaker 1: in the hot Ryan Goslings literally clipped Ryan Goslings. Now, yeah,

570
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:32,440
Speaker 1: katee Upton's because it didn't look good enough. Didn't fed

571
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 1: put on Ryan Goslings.

572
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:37,680
Speaker 3: And she's like, yeah, that's good enough, like a piece

573
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:38,280
Speaker 3: of plastic.

574
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:41,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, Oh my goodness, I wonder who she hired.

575
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:48,000
Speaker 1: There's someone off five. Her mother in law must have

576
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:50,920
Speaker 1: seen how mad I got, because she instantly tried to

577
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 1: defend herself. She tried to make the point that her

578
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:57,040
Speaker 1: son deserved to look his best on his wedding debt

579
00:31:57,640 --> 00:32:00,000
Speaker 1: and should have been and I should have convinced him

580
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 1: get a real nose job before ceremony.

581
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:05,560
Speaker 2: Wow, how does this.

582
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:06,960
Speaker 4: Son put up with this?

583
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 6: That's the real question, Because if I walked into my

584
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 6: room and my mom had like photoshops in my nose,

585
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 6: I would have like gone score.

586
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I'm like, Mom, where do you think I

587
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:19,200
Speaker 1: got it from? Oh?

588
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:21,480
Speaker 2: I got it from.

589
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:26,640
Speaker 1: It's either you or the dude you chose.

590
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 2: So come on, damn go off sis.

591
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 5: Isn't her husband dead?

592
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:30,960
Speaker 2: Yes?

593
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:38,720
Speaker 1: I made up an excuse to leave but I could

594
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:41,160
Speaker 1: tell she knew the real reason. She's been calling and

595
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 1: texting me almost every day since, and I've been ignoring her,

596
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:48,600
Speaker 1: as you said, but she's always either apologizing, accusing me

597
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:51,280
Speaker 1: of overacting, or begging me not to tell my husband

598
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:53,560
Speaker 1: I love. That's how like the like the Three Horsemen

599
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:58,920
Speaker 1: of the Apology Apocalypse. It's like she's like like like

600
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 1: just ebbing and flowing between. She's ever flowing between like

601
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry to you should be sorry to like,

602
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 1: come on, what are you doing? Please take She's like

603
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:13,280
Speaker 1: going through the Four Horsemen Apology Apocalypse. Dude, cycling through.

604
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 3: I feel like an acting class over there. That was

605
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:16,440
Speaker 3: that was impressive.

606
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 1: There, thank you, thank you, thank you. Amo joining the

607
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:23,880
Speaker 1: ground Wings actually actually not, but my sister is that's

608
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 1: like the improv troup.

609
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:26,000
Speaker 2: Yeah.

610
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't want me to join an improp for

611
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 5: a while.

612
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:30,600
Speaker 1: You should told, I mean you, you and my sister

613
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 1: would actually get along really well. I think you guys

614
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:35,440
Speaker 1: would be very very when you're gonna meet her in December. Yeah,

615
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:41,600
Speaker 1: but she so do you know who you know Ken Appeal?

616
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:42,160
Speaker 4: Yes?

617
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 1: So, my friend, my mom and dad are friends with Keegan. Yeah,

618
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:51,640
Speaker 1: and he was part I believe of groundlings or has

619
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 1: a connection there. So I think he's going to try

620
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:54,480
Speaker 1: to get Sophia.

621
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 2: In Wow, crazy pretty good.

622
00:33:56,880 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 1: She's pretty good, so I think anyway. I know it

623
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 1: seems trivial, but I'm outraged, and the more I think

624
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 1: about it, the more disgusted I get. I could never

625
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,760
Speaker 1: imagine doing something like that to my child. I haven't

626
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:13,200
Speaker 1: told my a husband yet, mostly because we've both been

627
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:16,399
Speaker 1: busy with work this week, but also because I have

628
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:18,399
Speaker 1: no idea how to How do you even?

629
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:19,360
Speaker 2: I would?

630
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:23,600
Speaker 1: All right, Carrie, Yeah, you are armed with the information

631
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:27,759
Speaker 1: that your mother in law has done a photoshop nos

632
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:32,239
Speaker 1: job on your wedding photos to your husband. You get

633
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,759
Speaker 1: home to your husband, all right, Yeah, he's had a

634
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:38,720
Speaker 1: long day of work, sitting on the couch, and you say, husband,

635
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:40,759
Speaker 1: I have something to tell you. I need to tell you.

636
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:43,440
Speaker 5: So do you want me to?

637
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:45,319
Speaker 1: Like? What do you say? What do you say?

638
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:48,239
Speaker 6: All play the husband and you tell me so, here's

639
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:49,680
Speaker 6: the thing, this actually happened to me.

640
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:52,160
Speaker 5: I'd be so livid. I'd be so mad.

641
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 6: I usually I'm a pretty rational person, Okay, like I think,

642
00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:59,799
Speaker 6: you know, in situations where things get awry, I can

643
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:02,319
Speaker 6: hit handle it. I can calm down, I can process it.

644
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:06,560
Speaker 6: But if you're like photoshopping my husband's beautiful face my

645
00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:11,000
Speaker 6: husband and like putting an ugly like replacement of a

646
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:14,800
Speaker 6: nose that doesn't fit him, I would just tell it.

647
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 5: I would blurt it out. I don't even know if

648
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 5: I could blurt it out, but would blurt.

649
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:19,440
Speaker 4: Out, she fucked up your nose.

650
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:22,560
Speaker 3: What do you mean, like my nose?

651
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 2: Like what are you talking about? Like what happened?

652
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 6: I don't know.

653
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 5: She paid someone to like fuck up your nose.

654
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:36,920
Speaker 2: It's someone to my nose? How many eye?

655
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:47,359
Speaker 6: And after that they can see the child, and then

656
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:48,840
Speaker 6: the whole story continues.

657
00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 1: And then she's like, let's photoshop that.

658
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

659
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 1: The photoshop scheme goes deep. It goes to the grandchildren.

660
00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:01,880
Speaker 1: The baby comes out with his no and she's like, these,

661
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:05,680
Speaker 1: I got a guy who can fix his picture. I

662
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 1: got a guy. Let me tell you, God, if you

663
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 1: want Ken's nose and a baby, I know a person.

664
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:11,799
Speaker 2: Jeez.

665
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:15,600
Speaker 1: His mother was finally starting to be a better person

666
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:17,719
Speaker 1: around him and his brother, and I know it will

667
00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 1: break his heart to find out about this. I don't

668
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:22,440
Speaker 1: know what to do. I have to tell him, but

669
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:25,440
Speaker 1: I can't figure out how. I know he loves his

670
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:27,880
Speaker 1: mother and I don't want to damage whatever relationship they

671
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:31,160
Speaker 1: still have. Mother in law also mentioned she intended to

672
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:34,799
Speaker 1: send the improved pictures to some of her relatives, So

673
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 1: I have to find a way to shut that down.

674
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:40,440
Speaker 1: So how can I tell my husband his mother photoshopped

675
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:43,799
Speaker 1: his face on our wedding pictures? More importantly, what would

676
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 1: be the most peaceful way to do that? And ladies

677
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:51,239
Speaker 1: and gentlemen, there are one more thick, juicy update to

678
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:55,319
Speaker 1: come up on a silver bladder directly towards you. But

679
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 1: I ask all of you guys, like, what would you

680
00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:00,440
Speaker 1: say to your husband? How would you tell him his

681
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:03,319
Speaker 1: mom gave him a phototop nose job? And Carrie does

682
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:06,160
Speaker 1: anything about that last bit of the story? Scream out

683
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 1: to you as like, I don't know anything you would

684
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 1: you would change about your response previously till.

685
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 6: I'm completely in agree with what she's saying, well how

686
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:19,239
Speaker 6: she's reacting. I mean, there's no other way you can

687
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 6: like possibly go around this in a pretty rational way.

688
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:27,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think just his mom's crazy. Yeah, rip the

689
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 1: grenade out, throw it in, and you know, duck for cover.

690
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 4: I think the mom likes her daughter.

691
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:36,520
Speaker 6: Are the daughter's a good question to show her the

692
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:38,759
Speaker 6: photo interesting to her?

693
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:44,239
Speaker 1: Well, it didn't seem like she said anything against her specifically.

694
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:48,000
Speaker 3: That is actually a very good point because usually it's like, oh,

695
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:49,359
Speaker 3: they hate the daughter in law.

696
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:52,239
Speaker 1: But I think she's she does hate the daughter in law.

697
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:54,960
Speaker 1: I think she just like just being her insane self.

698
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:57,440
Speaker 1: I think she just around her. I think she probably

699
00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:01,680
Speaker 1: has I think what she is if she's super particular.

700
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 1: My mom's not this bad, but my mom is a

701
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 1: very particular woman. Yeah, and she she has an opinion

702
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:14,120
Speaker 1: about how everything should be. Not this bad. But I think, like,

703
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 1: take a less self aware person and saying like a

704
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:24,600
Speaker 1: heightened level level of particularness, and I could see this happening.

705
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 1: I don't know if she has bad intentions. Actually, I

706
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:31,759
Speaker 1: just think she's delusional and doesn't understand what do you think?

707
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 1: And selfish. She's probably selfish.

708
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,640
Speaker 3: Of all the cases we've ever heard, this is the

709
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:41,080
Speaker 3: strongest for that case. Yeah, although I mean she's completely

710
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,520
Speaker 3: self centered, that's for sure. She is making trying to

711
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:47,240
Speaker 3: make the world revolve around what she wants. Yes, but

712
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:50,240
Speaker 3: maybe she doesn't have malicious intent, it is possible.

713
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:53,279
Speaker 1: I would love to know what Carrie thinks as well,

714
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 1: But I also don't think I don't think she has

715
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:56,280
Speaker 1: malicious intent.

716
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:57,920
Speaker 4: No, I don't think she.

717
00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:00,279
Speaker 6: Has malicious intent at all, because if she did, she

718
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:03,200
Speaker 6: would not be telling the daughter in law any of this.

719
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:05,319
Speaker 1: She was like excited, Yeah, tell her.

720
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:06,760
Speaker 4: So I think she's a little goofy.

721
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 1: I think she's goofy.

722
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 6: She's a little goofy goofy, you know, like she's still

723
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:15,120
Speaker 6: making dumb decisions and being super annoying and obviously that

724
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:16,240
Speaker 6: would get on my nerves.

725
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:17,839
Speaker 4: But it's like, I don't know.

726
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,719
Speaker 6: I I don't want to say this, but I think

727
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 6: she's she thinks she's doing what's right for kids.

728
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:24,600
Speaker 4: Even though it's wrong.

729
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:29,040
Speaker 2: She's deluded herself into thinking that. Yeah she is.

730
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:31,759
Speaker 1: Also, I love also righty, I think there's a little

731
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 1: clicking on your send. Are you hearing that?

732
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:33,279
Speaker 2: Right?

733
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:38,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a little clicking on your end? Perfect done. Also,

734
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:41,560
Speaker 1: I love I love using goofy in that context.

735
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:42,760
Speaker 8: I think.

736
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:45,799
Speaker 1: I think how I use goofy is great, and I'm

737
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:48,399
Speaker 1: going to start using a goofy to describe people that

738
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:49,839
Speaker 1: I maybe like a.

739
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:55,240
Speaker 6: Little less quirky because it's not at random.

740
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:58,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, although I use like, I actually use goof as

741
00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:01,880
Speaker 1: like a as a positive attribute, like when I was

742
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:04,720
Speaker 1: like when I talk to friends about like oh, like

743
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:08,279
Speaker 1: like who are you trying to date? The goof meter

744
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:11,560
Speaker 1: has to be high, like we want to date someone

745
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:13,560
Speaker 1: who has a little bit of but both like my

746
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 1: female and male friends is like goofy level has to

747
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,000
Speaker 1: be like a little bit there. Yeah, but you would

748
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 1: you would you call that a quirky level?

749
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:22,640
Speaker 4: Mmm, we're getting into like goofy.

750
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:29,960
Speaker 1: Keep going, keep going? All right? Update? So hey dudes,

751
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:34,800
Speaker 1: I'm back. Thanks so Pete, Thank you everyone, Thank you

752
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:36,960
Speaker 1: everyone who took time to offer me advice on my

753
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 1: last post. First of all, I want to clarify that

754
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:42,439
Speaker 1: not telling my husband what his mother did was never

755
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:42,920
Speaker 1: an option.

756
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:43,799
Speaker 6: Yep.

757
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:45,840
Speaker 1: She wouldn't remove the pictures from her house unless I

758
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:49,080
Speaker 1: either told him or threatened her. Had I done the ladder,

759
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:51,759
Speaker 1: she could use that against me in the future, or

760
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 1: even implied I agreed with her. Plus, he was bound

761
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:56,400
Speaker 1: to find out at some point, and I knew it

762
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 1: would be better if it came from me. I asked

763
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:02,040
Speaker 1: how to do it, not whether I should so I

764
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:05,840
Speaker 1: sat him down last Saturday and broke the news. I explained,

765
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:08,200
Speaker 1: I really want to see these pictures, like so bad,

766
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:12,239
Speaker 1: so bad. I explained what the pictures were and mother

767
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 1: in law's excuses for them. I also showed him the

768
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:17,799
Speaker 1: text she'd sent my I also showed him the text

769
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:21,120
Speaker 1: she'd sent me since my visit. The whole conversation, I

770
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 1: was calm and straightforward, but I made it very clear

771
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:28,160
Speaker 1: that not only did mother in law's actions completely discuss me,

772
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 1: but I never agreed with her about his appearance. He's

773
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:37,239
Speaker 1: the most gorgeous man I've ever met. Oh, you love

774
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 1: to hear it? That's so cute. That's so cute. I

775
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:44,239
Speaker 1: love your big ass nose. Op, that's we love it.

776
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:47,960
Speaker 1: More nose to kiss.

777
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:48,040
Speaker 3: Me?

778
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:55,640
Speaker 1: Let me stick a tongue on that. I'm going And

779
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 1: there's absolutely nothing wrong with his nose. I also made

780
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 1: sure to point out that the photoshop knows made him

781
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:08,920
Speaker 1: look like a front facing Phidias from God needs to

782
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:11,439
Speaker 1: get her eyes checked if she really thought it looked good.

783
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 1: I thought the news would hurt him, and I was right.

784
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:17,719
Speaker 1: He didn't cry or anything, but I could see it

785
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:20,080
Speaker 1: in his face in all of those nots.

786
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 3: I mean, your own mother thinks you're so ugly. She

787
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:25,960
Speaker 3: has a photoshop your face that's so sad fucked.

788
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:30,000
Speaker 1: Maybe it reminds her of her, Maybe it reminds her

789
00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:36,640
Speaker 1: of his dad, that maybe his dad's And she's like,

790
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:40,160
Speaker 1: I see your father, your late father in that nose

791
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:41,400
Speaker 1: Handah brings up memory.

792
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:46,319
Speaker 2: He needs to go to therapy.

793
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:51,359
Speaker 1: The odd but common combination of disappointment and acceptance in

794
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:54,120
Speaker 1: his face. He knew his mother wouldn't change, but still

795
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:57,799
Speaker 1: had some hope. It was almost heartbreaking to watch, But

796
00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 1: for the first time in a while, he seems to

797
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:02,839
Speaker 1: believe me when I said his nose was normal. He

798
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 1: told me that now he knew just how ridiculous mother

799
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:07,759
Speaker 1: in law was willing to be. Her opinion meant a

800
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:10,719
Speaker 1: lot less to him. So even though he's hurt, he

801
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:13,799
Speaker 1: feels stronger than ever. As many of you suggested, I

802
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:17,000
Speaker 1: told him that he was free to approach the situation. However.

803
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:19,240
Speaker 1: He pleased with that. Yeah.

804
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 6: She totally could have been like, yeah, you should totally

805
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:22,680
Speaker 6: ignore her forever.

806
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:25,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's just like, hey, this is your mom. Yeah,

807
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:28,920
Speaker 1: do what what you need to do. Yeah, but I

808
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:31,719
Speaker 1: don't want to be around his mother anymore. Most importantly,

809
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:33,960
Speaker 1: I don't want her around our son or any other

810
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:36,319
Speaker 1: kids we might have, not only because of the guilt

811
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:39,160
Speaker 1: tripping tantrums that have become her standard behavior, but also

812
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,759
Speaker 1: because of the way she treats people she's supposed to love,

813
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 1: Like what if she gives you know, the kid's body

814
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 1: dysmorphia by saying something about this, especially from a kid

815
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:51,560
Speaker 1: A kid yea, yeah, yeah, you know job Jimmy.

816
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:52,320
Speaker 2: Yeah.

817
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:54,279
Speaker 1: I know she loves her family, but I doubt she

818
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 1: knows how love works. If she's willing to treat her

819
00:43:57,080 --> 00:43:59,200
Speaker 1: sons like this, I fully expect her to be even

820
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 1: worse ye who were grandchildren. In the end, my husband

821
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:06,640
Speaker 1: and I decided we're going with low contact with my

822
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:09,280
Speaker 1: mother in law until the holidays. Some of his relatives

823
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 1: are throwing a party the week before Christmas and she'll

824
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:14,000
Speaker 1: be there. We thought about skipping it, but he has

825
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:17,040
Speaker 1: cousins he hasn't seen in years coming for the party.

826
00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 1: He's been looking forward to seeing them for months and

827
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:21,600
Speaker 1: it doesn't feel fair to let mother in law ruin

828
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:25,880
Speaker 1: his excitement. After the holidays, we'll decide how to proceed. Regardless,

829
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,719
Speaker 1: she won't be allowed to see our son at the

830
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:31,359
Speaker 1: hospital when he's born, dang, and once you bring him home,

831
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:33,840
Speaker 1: she won't be left alone with a baby. It doesn't

832
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:36,880
Speaker 1: matter how much he tries to improve. That is not

833
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:38,759
Speaker 1: something we're willing to budge on.

834
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:39,600
Speaker 2: Wow.

835
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:41,920
Speaker 1: In spite of everything, my husband doesn't want to cut

836
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:44,960
Speaker 1: ties with his mother, and I understand that even if

837
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 1: you wanted to, he can't go fully contact. He can't

838
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:49,640
Speaker 1: go fully no contact without cutting off the rest of

839
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:52,440
Speaker 1: his maternal family as well, which he is firmly against.

840
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:55,440
Speaker 1: What works best for now is to treat her like

841
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:59,920
Speaker 1: Domino's pizza. She exists, and that's fine. We're not getting

842
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:01,920
Speaker 1: involved until she actually improves.

843
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:04,399
Speaker 4: I'm going to disagree with that.

844
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 1: Lava cakes is insane.

845
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:10,440
Speaker 3: Do you get it?

846
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:14,239
Speaker 1: You get the cakes are nuts? You you order those

847
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 1: at midnight when they're hot, and Riley.

848
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:22,120
Speaker 2: Give us the sign?

849
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:23,120
Speaker 1: What is it?

850
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 2: The no responsors?

851
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:29,360
Speaker 1: No responsors? There is I get into sexual about these

852
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:33,040
Speaker 1: lava cakes. I also decided to tell some of my

853
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:36,560
Speaker 1: own family about this, and everyone I've talked to agrees

854
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:38,960
Speaker 1: that mother in law went over the line. My father

855
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:41,879
Speaker 1: is a narcissist who I'm mostly low contact with due

856
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:45,920
Speaker 1: to his entitled behavior. Oh oh, he's father, not the

857
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 1: father in law who's dead. Most recently, he tried to

858
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:51,920
Speaker 1: make me disinvite his ex from my wedding so he

859
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:53,239
Speaker 1: could bring his mistress.

860
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:53,840
Speaker 2: Yikes.

861
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:59,160
Speaker 1: God, a whole other side of drama to this story

862
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:02,160
Speaker 1: with the dad that we're not even seeing the sequel.

863
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:09,880
Speaker 1: The sequel and his mistress, and even he was offended

864
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:14,000
Speaker 1: on my husband's behalf. And if even my mediocre respect

865
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,840
Speaker 1: your elder's father thinks your children are right about you

866
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:21,440
Speaker 1: being an asshole, you've probably gone too far. Yeah, we

867
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 1: talked to my brother in law and he's the one

868
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:25,239
Speaker 1: who informed mother in law of our decision. She didn't

869
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:25,680
Speaker 1: take the news.

870
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:25,919
Speaker 2: Well.

871
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:28,400
Speaker 1: She's now trying to call both me and my husband

872
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:32,000
Speaker 1: and keeps texting apologies and promises to take the pictures down.

873
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:37,719
Speaker 1: Guess what we're ignoring. Her brother in law visited her

874
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:40,719
Speaker 1: today and apparently the pictures are gone. She believed that

875
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:43,480
Speaker 1: was enough for us to forgive her, but he clarified

876
00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:46,440
Speaker 1: that there's still a lot of work needs to be done.

877
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:49,719
Speaker 1: Before anyone calls it dramatic. This isn't just about photoshop.

878
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:52,279
Speaker 1: This is about the damage she caused in both her

879
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:55,520
Speaker 1: sons lives. This is about the damage she's caused in

880
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:58,480
Speaker 1: both of her son's lives. I was abused in a

881
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:01,839
Speaker 1: similar fashion of my teens by my dad's ex, and

882
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:04,120
Speaker 1: I refuse to allow my child to grow up believing

883
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:08,960
Speaker 1: he's anything less than beautiful. And guess what same goes

884
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:09,960
Speaker 1: for my husband.

885
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:11,480
Speaker 2: That's all.

886
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:15,680
Speaker 1: Again, Thank you, guys.

887
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:23,279
Speaker 2: Carrie, shut the fuck up, got too much to handle. Here,

888
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 2: here's some water.

889
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 6: Wow.

890
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:29,279
Speaker 1: Yeah. The two parenting styles me telling, carry the fuck

891
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:34,399
Speaker 1: up and then John Yeah that's right.

892
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:37,720
Speaker 2: Wow.

893
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:40,000
Speaker 1: Wow. Well I feel I mean, like, how do we

894
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:43,919
Speaker 1: feel about where this all like shook out? Carrie feels

895
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:46,920
Speaker 1: like she asked the cough some more. She has to

896
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:50,040
Speaker 1: cough out terrible. She's sick of this story and we

897
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:52,480
Speaker 1: need to wrap it up. This is a long one too.

898
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:53,080
Speaker 1: How long is.

899
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:57,240
Speaker 2: Yeah? This? Dude?

900
00:47:57,840 --> 00:47:59,480
Speaker 1: I was pretty engaged actually the whole time.

901
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:01,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was. It was good.

902
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:05,800
Speaker 1: It flew by, Yeah, yeah, carry I see the tears.

903
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:07,840
Speaker 1: The tears are coming, The tears are coming.

904
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:09,480
Speaker 4: I'm good.

905
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 1: I don't think you're good. Carrie is dying. Carrie is

906
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:15,480
Speaker 1: dying because of this story.

907
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:18,279
Speaker 4: I think it's the weather. I think it's the weather.

908
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 6: I genuinely think it's yeah, and everything.

909
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, California do be dry. So how do we feel?

910
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 1: How do we feel where everything left off.

911
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:29,120
Speaker 6: I'm proud of her for taking a stand yep, and

912
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 6: I think she made the right decision with her husband

913
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:36,240
Speaker 6: to kind of go low contact.

914
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:36,440
Speaker 2: Yeah.

915
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:38,760
Speaker 4: I understand it's really hard for the husband.

916
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:39,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's his family.

917
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, and he probably has a different dynamic with his family.

918
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:47,480
Speaker 4: Like, it's hard, But I think I think they made

919
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 4: the right choice.

920
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:51,720
Speaker 1: Yeah. I feel like everything ended up where it should

921
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:55,160
Speaker 1: be and as best it could be, as best as

922
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:58,200
Speaker 1: it could be given who his mother in law is.

923
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:01,920
Speaker 1: But Opie, I'm sorry I had to deal with all this,

924
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:03,640
Speaker 1: but I think you dealt with it. Well, how do

925
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:05,440
Speaker 1: you guys think op dealt with it? I would be

926
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:10,279
Speaker 1: really curious to hear your guys' thoughts. This was just

927
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:14,200
Speaker 1: one story. Guess what, there's another juicy story in this episode. So, uh,

928
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:17,239
Speaker 1: we're gonna go on and skid out all over to it.

929
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:18,680
Speaker 1: Let's do it, Let's do it.