Speaker 1: Okay, let's do a little name dropping. Past weekend, I
Speaker 1: was in the Hamptons. It is not Labor Day weekend,
Speaker 1: it's the weekend before, but like this is when everyone's
Speaker 1: trying to jam their summer in. And a lot of
Speaker 1: influencers happened to be in the Hamptons last weekend, and
Speaker 1: Alex Cooper from Call Her Daddy is one of them,
Speaker 1: and I guess she had a whole weekend extravaganza and
Speaker 1: I was invited to her party at a hotel called
Speaker 1: The Breakers, not to be confused with the Breakers from
Speaker 1: pom Beach. Couldn't be further from the Breakers from pom Beach.
Speaker 1: This is like a cute, little beachy bungalow looking hotel
Speaker 1: and they had a pool and a lot of cute
Speaker 1: branding and carbone and I guess Bamboo is the restaurant,
Speaker 1: and it was super cute. And Montalk's gotten a bad
Speaker 1: rap as if it's like really gone down because they
Speaker 1: have influencers and because they have bottle service, but they
Speaker 1: and they have round swamp and they have expensive things,
Speaker 1: but they also still have water and boats and cuteness
Speaker 1: and beat checks and Montalk has pancake pancake houses and
Speaker 1: ice cream stores and it's the highs, the lows, the mediums,
Speaker 1: and it's still cool. So she had a party and
Speaker 1: I went, and is it weird? I kind of don't
Speaker 1: mind being the old girl at the club, Like I
Speaker 1: still somehow fit in, which is weird because I think
Speaker 1: I'm not going to fit in, but like I just
Speaker 1: fit in. I don't know why. So I show up
Speaker 1: and girls are screaming, which was super ego boosting, and
Speaker 1: I it was. It was packed packed, a zoo hit
Speaker 1: in the corner my gaze found me Simon Hawk, who
Speaker 1: uh is a friend that I've known for years. I
Speaker 1: talked about him on here. He owns part of and
Speaker 1: runs Lemmy Courtney Kardashian's company. He's handsome, he lives in
Speaker 1: mon Talk. He's slightly bougie. He's friends with a bunch
Speaker 1: of gays. One's cuter than the next. He had like
Speaker 1: all different style gays, like one who is like sleeveless,
Speaker 1: like muscles and Latin, like another one who looks like
Speaker 1: like a straight gay in like a Levi's, faded Levi's
Speaker 1: and a T shirt like a rock T shirt. I
Speaker 1: loved him. I wanted to sleep with him. I like
Speaker 1: wanted him to turn He's like so cute. That's my style,
Speaker 1: like the boyish charm, like a cuter Brian Adams. Like
Speaker 1: I was just into him and like all the games.
Speaker 1: So I found my gaze at Alex Cooper's party. And
Speaker 1: I'll tell you something, when you find a good group
Speaker 1: of gays, they really do protect you. It's happened to
Speaker 1: me before. It happened once at the night before Oscar's
Speaker 1: party at Kevin ey Vane's, the owner of CIA. I
Speaker 1: went there and I had a gigantic martini, so big
Speaker 1: like a swimming pool, and I was having anxiety because
Speaker 1: I was about to launch a talk show that I
Speaker 1: didn't want to launch but had to pretend I wanted to.
Speaker 1: And I was in this party and like the gaze
Speaker 1: found me, and I was like, listen to me. You
Speaker 1: have to hold my hands and sit with me until
Speaker 1: I'm capable of walking through this room because every single
Speaker 1: person is George Clooney and Madonna, and I can't make
Speaker 1: a fool of myself. And like, the gays will protect you.
Speaker 1: I have to say, a gaggle of gaze is like
Speaker 1: none other. So I kind of clung to them and
Speaker 1: apted them and left this party after meeting Alex, taking
Speaker 1: a picture, giving her a gift and piecing out and
Speaker 1: meeting this guy that I went out with on honestly, like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck? One? Our fourth date? But each date
Speaker 1: being eight hours? Doesn't that feel like the sixth date?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like, is a date that's eight hours?
Speaker 1: Does account is more than one date? I think it
Speaker 1: has to write like one date is what three hours long?
Speaker 1: Two and a half hours? Yeah, like you're talking, you're
Speaker 1: bring a meal. Like if you see someone for an hour,
Speaker 1: that's not a date, that's a that's a that's an abort,
Speaker 1: that's a get me the fuck out of here. But
Speaker 1: if you have a three hour date, like that's a date.
Speaker 1: So this is it's called each day two dates. So yeah,
Speaker 1: on my eighth date, Girl Math Girl Math, I told
Speaker 1: this guy to meet me at Crow's Nest, which he
Speaker 1: was like a ninja. He did so quickly, and I
Speaker 1: liked it, like I am, I'm a fucking pain in
Speaker 1: the ass princess. And if he was super delayed, even
Speaker 1: though I asked him to get out off his ass
Speaker 1: an hour and a half early, I would have been
Speaker 1: irritated and he just flaugh. He just flew there. He
Speaker 1: just like got on the concord and flew there. I
Speaker 1: loved it. So when on the date he came in
Speaker 1: a little toasty from the party he was at before.
Speaker 1: But what was cool was he could hang because we
Speaker 1: went after this dinner date to Surflage where the gaggle
Speaker 1: of gays was and he totally hung. But I was
Speaker 1: laughing because it was at Surfledge, which is like the
Speaker 1: hype hip thing, and I was like, let's just do
Speaker 1: this this summer. And here's my advice to you. If
Speaker 1: you ever want to go to the hot restaurant or
Speaker 1: the club that you know you're not getting into or something,
Speaker 1: just go early just to say you could participate or
Speaker 1: stay longer. Like we, I didn't want to deal. I
Speaker 1: know the owner. I messaged her on Instagram, but she
Speaker 1: said but she wasn't there, and like, I'm not going
Speaker 1: to make a reservation person, And I don't like to
Speaker 1: be shackled. I don't like to make a reservation then
Speaker 1: not show up. I don't like to tell someone I'm
Speaker 1: going to be somewhere then not show up. I like
Speaker 1: to show up at the last minute. So the only
Speaker 1: recourse that I have in life is being early, and
Speaker 1: it's just a great tool to just be early, Like
Speaker 1: just go somewhere early. It's still going to feel good.
Speaker 1: So we show up at the Surflage I want to say,
Speaker 1: like eight thirty, and there are people out there. It's busy,
Speaker 1: but it's not mock five midnight, like packed crazy one
Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning. So we walk up to the
Speaker 1: front and I was just like, hey, jama, I know,
Speaker 1: and they looked at me like who cares. Everyone knows her.
Speaker 1: And we got in jem pop and I'm standing with
Speaker 1: this guy and we had already been at a restaurant
Speaker 1: where I was being attacked. It was like doing a
Speaker 1: personal appearance. And that was what it was like at
Speaker 1: Alex Cooper's, you know, because I'm very famous for chicken salad,
Speaker 1: cottage cheese and tabiko, caviar and lipgloss and all these things.
Speaker 1: And we were in like just the bar, and I thought,
Speaker 1: this is cute and cool and we'll just dance, and
Speaker 1: I was I couldn't walk two inches. I mean, I
Speaker 1: never ever think I'm someone until I go somewhere because
Speaker 1: nobody in my my dogs don't care who I am.
Speaker 1: They really don't. And like Laaney, my housekeeper, doesn't care
Speaker 1: at all, like she actually I can't keep her around
Speaker 1: here long enough to hang out with me, so like
Speaker 1: I don't. And the guy's doing my lawn and stuff,
Speaker 1: they don't give a shit like most people. The Federock's
Speaker 1: best person, they definitely don't care. They bring all these
Speaker 1: boxes and they'd rather, like my fame level go down
Speaker 1: a notch. You don't have to bring all this shit,
Speaker 1: this influencer shit. So like, I don't go out a lot,
Speaker 1: so when I do, I'm like, oh my god, I'm Madonna,
Speaker 1: I'm justin Bieber, I'm the Beatles. I mean, it's wild,
Speaker 1: it's crazy. So I show up at Surflage and we're attacked.
Speaker 1: And this poor guy who's just out with me as
Speaker 1: just a person. Several people went up to him at
Speaker 1: different spots, one in front of me and one when
Speaker 1: he was at the bathroom by himself, threatening his life,
Speaker 1: saying if he doesn't treat me well, if he doesn't
Speaker 1: take care of me, they just assume we're engaged like people,
Speaker 1: just like if you don't fucking take care of her,
Speaker 1: we'll come and will kill you like this poor guy
Speaker 1: is so sufficiently traumatized and terrified. He did nothing wrong.
Speaker 1: He's just a person, and they're just like we're they're
Speaker 1: just punishing him for all of the sins of my
Speaker 1: exes and my bad choices. They're like, you motherfuck her.
Speaker 1: If you fuck with her, we will come. We will
Speaker 1: rip your skin off and douse you with tabasco sauce.
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, want to get a drink. So we're
Speaker 1: in gen pop now with him being like shredded like
Speaker 1: a rotisserie chicken. And then Simon Huck, one of my
Speaker 1: gaggle of gays who came over here, finds me and
Speaker 1: he's type A. He's November fifth, I'm November fourth. He's
Speaker 1: scorpio to the tee, like like can't chill He's like
Speaker 1: my dog smalls, he just can't fucking chill out. He
Speaker 1: just we're just built differently. Like he probably gets really
Speaker 1: wound up when it's lightning and thunder, Simon, does you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? He just can't. He probably can't
Speaker 1: handle it. So like he and he has like secondhand
Speaker 1: embarrassment or second hand stress. So he sees me just
Speaker 1: like out at the bar, just in the wild. He
Speaker 1: looks at me, excuse me, what are you doing? What
Speaker 1: do you think? What do you mean? Oh, you're just
Speaker 1: you just decided at surflage Saturday night and like peak
Speaker 1: season August, like right before Labor Day, You're gonna free
Speaker 1: style it. You're just fucking freestyling. You have no contact nothing.
Speaker 1: I'm like yeah, He's like, what are you nuts? So
Speaker 1: he like escorts us to our table where I got
Speaker 1: to be a v bitch and Talia, one of the
Speaker 1: matchmakers who comes on my dating podcast, is sitting next
Speaker 1: to me, so she gets to like see my date
Speaker 1: in the wild and like assess that. I feel like
Speaker 1: I was on a reality show, Like hey, matchmaker, come
Speaker 1: on my date with me. So that was like fun,
Speaker 1: It was alive. It was alive. The whole night was
Speaker 1: like very alive. I felt like a real g I
Speaker 1: felt really excited. It was super fun. Then we went
Speaker 1: to another party. I am so Madonna. We had the
Speaker 1: best time. And then the Sunday was like the total juxtaposition.
Speaker 1: It was Brennan and I at home and cooking and
Speaker 1: relaxing and snuggling. And when I got home Saturday night
Speaker 1: from that whole crazy night, I crawled into bed and
Speaker 1: Brim was in the bed with my doggies, Like it's
Speaker 1: just so good to like go have fun and then
Speaker 1: crawl into your bed and your child is in your bed,
Speaker 1: like she's so sweet. And then the next day we
Speaker 1: did a whole mommy and me day and I went
Speaker 1: paddling and made breakfast and we hung out, and then
Speaker 1: we went on a romantic dinner just the two of us,
Speaker 1: and we went for ice cream and we laughed, and
Speaker 1: I will tell you a little secret. She told me
Speaker 1: that as a result of different changes in my personal life,
Speaker 1: that I'm a different person. That I'm much happier, that
Speaker 1: I'm more motivated, that I'm more alive, that I'm just
Speaker 1: more positive, that I'm just a different person. So she
Speaker 1: noticed that. She's like, I know, you were like a
Speaker 1: little depressed and just not yourself. And I'm not going
Speaker 1: to get into specific details about what she said, but
Speaker 1: she just said, you're so much happier. Because we saw
Speaker 1: a bunch of fans and I was like so positive
Speaker 1: and so nice, not that I'm always nice, but like
Speaker 1: extra nice, Like Hi, we I'm me to come to
Speaker 1: your house and organize your closet and make dinner for you,
Speaker 1: like going me extra mile. So she's like, that's what
Speaker 1: I'm like, was that weird? She's like it was weird.
Speaker 1: So anyway, I'm happy. I'm just happy I had a
Speaker 1: great weekend. I'm closing out the summer with a bang,
Speaker 1: and I'm thrilled and I feel like I'm making a
Speaker 1: meal out of it. I'm also I have these staging
Speaker 1: rods in my closet, and this is what I do
Speaker 1: when we're at the witching hour now and it's the
Speaker 1: end towards like the new season, or it's like warm
Speaker 1: going into chill. All my like warm like flowery and
Speaker 1: whites and anything sandily and anything cute that will like
Speaker 1: look stale and expired the minute we hit September fifteenth.
Speaker 1: That's all like on deck. It's on these staging rods,
Speaker 1: like we're gonna wear you, We're getting used out of you.
Speaker 1: They're like vegetables that are going bad in the fridge.
Speaker 1: It's like I'm wearing you. So now today I'm wearing
Speaker 1: like a raggedy ann floral dress. Like tonight I'll wear
Speaker 1: another outfit. I'm fully on like use up expiring vegetable outfits.
Speaker 1: Every day. So if you see me flexing my outfits,
Speaker 1: it's because I'm not going into another season having not
Speaker 1: warm my shit, So do better.