1 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:18,640 Speaker 1: Okay, let's do a little name dropping. Past weekend, I 2 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:22,119 Speaker 1: was in the Hamptons. It is not Labor Day weekend, 3 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:23,800 Speaker 1: it's the weekend before, but like this is when everyone's 4 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:26,159 Speaker 1: trying to jam their summer in. And a lot of 5 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:29,520 Speaker 1: influencers happened to be in the Hamptons last weekend, and 6 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:32,760 Speaker 1: Alex Cooper from Call Her Daddy is one of them, 7 00:00:33,479 --> 00:00:35,360 Speaker 1: and I guess she had a whole weekend extravaganza and 8 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:38,280 Speaker 1: I was invited to her party at a hotel called 9 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:41,080 Speaker 1: The Breakers, not to be confused with the Breakers from 10 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:43,560 Speaker 1: pom Beach. Couldn't be further from the Breakers from pom Beach. 11 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:47,080 Speaker 1: This is like a cute, little beachy bungalow looking hotel 12 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:49,560 Speaker 1: and they had a pool and a lot of cute 13 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:53,720 Speaker 1: branding and carbone and I guess Bamboo is the restaurant, 14 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:56,160 Speaker 1: and it was super cute. And Montalk's gotten a bad 15 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:58,880 Speaker 1: rap as if it's like really gone down because they 16 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:01,680 Speaker 1: have influencers and because they have bottle service, but they 17 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:03,880 Speaker 1: and they have round swamp and they have expensive things, 18 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:07,039 Speaker 1: but they also still have water and boats and cuteness 19 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:10,440 Speaker 1: and beat checks and Montalk has pancake pancake houses and 20 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:13,000 Speaker 1: ice cream stores and it's the highs, the lows, the mediums, 21 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:15,560 Speaker 1: and it's still cool. So she had a party and 22 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:18,520 Speaker 1: I went, and is it weird? I kind of don't 23 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:20,640 Speaker 1: mind being the old girl at the club, Like I 24 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:22,720 Speaker 1: still somehow fit in, which is weird because I think 25 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:25,000 Speaker 1: I'm not going to fit in, but like I just 26 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:27,240 Speaker 1: fit in. I don't know why. So I show up 27 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:30,440 Speaker 1: and girls are screaming, which was super ego boosting, and 28 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:35,640 Speaker 1: I it was. It was packed packed, a zoo hit 29 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:38,520 Speaker 1: in the corner my gaze found me Simon Hawk, who 30 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:40,600 Speaker 1: uh is a friend that I've known for years. I 31 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:43,520 Speaker 1: talked about him on here. He owns part of and 32 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:48,040 Speaker 1: runs Lemmy Courtney Kardashian's company. He's handsome, he lives in 33 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:51,160 Speaker 1: mon Talk. He's slightly bougie. He's friends with a bunch 34 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:53,400 Speaker 1: of gays. One's cuter than the next. He had like 35 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:57,040 Speaker 1: all different style gays, like one who is like sleeveless, 36 00:01:57,080 --> 00:02:01,520 Speaker 1: like muscles and Latin, like another one who looks like 37 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:05,280 Speaker 1: like a straight gay in like a Levi's, faded Levi's 38 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:07,560 Speaker 1: and a T shirt like a rock T shirt. I 39 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:09,520 Speaker 1: loved him. I wanted to sleep with him. I like 40 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:12,840 Speaker 1: wanted him to turn He's like so cute. That's my style, 41 00:02:12,919 --> 00:02:16,200 Speaker 1: like the boyish charm, like a cuter Brian Adams. Like 42 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:18,320 Speaker 1: I was just into him and like all the games. 43 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:20,560 Speaker 1: So I found my gaze at Alex Cooper's party. And 44 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:22,160 Speaker 1: I'll tell you something, when you find a good group 45 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:24,440 Speaker 1: of gays, they really do protect you. It's happened to 46 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:29,359 Speaker 1: me before. It happened once at the night before Oscar's 47 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:32,280 Speaker 1: party at Kevin ey Vane's, the owner of CIA. I 48 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:35,840 Speaker 1: went there and I had a gigantic martini, so big 49 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:38,600 Speaker 1: like a swimming pool, and I was having anxiety because 50 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:39,840 Speaker 1: I was about to launch a talk show that I 51 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:42,080 Speaker 1: didn't want to launch but had to pretend I wanted to. 52 00:02:42,639 --> 00:02:44,560 Speaker 1: And I was in this party and like the gaze 53 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:46,280 Speaker 1: found me, and I was like, listen to me. You 54 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:48,080 Speaker 1: have to hold my hands and sit with me until 55 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,600 Speaker 1: I'm capable of walking through this room because every single 56 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:53,040 Speaker 1: person is George Clooney and Madonna, and I can't make 57 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:55,000 Speaker 1: a fool of myself. And like, the gays will protect you. 58 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:56,840 Speaker 1: I have to say, a gaggle of gaze is like 59 00:02:56,919 --> 00:02:59,120 Speaker 1: none other. So I kind of clung to them and 60 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:04,120 Speaker 1: apted them and left this party after meeting Alex, taking 61 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:06,920 Speaker 1: a picture, giving her a gift and piecing out and 62 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:10,520 Speaker 1: meeting this guy that I went out with on honestly, like, 63 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:13,600 Speaker 1: what the fuck? One? Our fourth date? But each date 64 00:03:13,639 --> 00:03:17,079 Speaker 1: being eight hours? Doesn't that feel like the sixth date? 65 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:19,200 Speaker 1: I don't know, Like, is a date that's eight hours? 66 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:21,600 Speaker 1: Does account is more than one date? I think it 67 00:03:21,639 --> 00:03:24,640 Speaker 1: has to write like one date is what three hours long? 68 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,920 Speaker 1: Two and a half hours? Yeah, like you're talking, you're 69 00:03:26,919 --> 00:03:29,760 Speaker 1: bring a meal. Like if you see someone for an hour, 70 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:31,880 Speaker 1: that's not a date, that's a that's a that's an abort, 71 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:33,480 Speaker 1: that's a get me the fuck out of here. But 72 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:35,160 Speaker 1: if you have a three hour date, like that's a date. 73 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:37,840 Speaker 1: So this is it's called each day two dates. So yeah, 74 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:41,920 Speaker 1: on my eighth date, Girl Math Girl Math, I told 75 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:43,840 Speaker 1: this guy to meet me at Crow's Nest, which he 76 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,920 Speaker 1: was like a ninja. He did so quickly, and I 77 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:49,760 Speaker 1: liked it, like I am, I'm a fucking pain in 78 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:53,560 Speaker 1: the ass princess. And if he was super delayed, even 79 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:56,119 Speaker 1: though I asked him to get out off his ass 80 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:57,960 Speaker 1: an hour and a half early, I would have been 81 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,360 Speaker 1: irritated and he just flaugh. He just flew there. He 82 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:02,320 Speaker 1: just like got on the concord and flew there. I 83 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:04,400 Speaker 1: loved it. So when on the date he came in 84 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:07,960 Speaker 1: a little toasty from the party he was at before. 85 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:10,040 Speaker 1: But what was cool was he could hang because we 86 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:13,920 Speaker 1: went after this dinner date to Surflage where the gaggle 87 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,080 Speaker 1: of gays was and he totally hung. But I was 88 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:18,279 Speaker 1: laughing because it was at Surfledge, which is like the 89 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:20,840 Speaker 1: hype hip thing, and I was like, let's just do 90 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:22,800 Speaker 1: this this summer. And here's my advice to you. If 91 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:24,440 Speaker 1: you ever want to go to the hot restaurant or 92 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:26,520 Speaker 1: the club that you know you're not getting into or something, 93 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:29,359 Speaker 1: just go early just to say you could participate or 94 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:32,280 Speaker 1: stay longer. Like we, I didn't want to deal. I 95 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:34,320 Speaker 1: know the owner. I messaged her on Instagram, but she 96 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:36,800 Speaker 1: said but she wasn't there, and like, I'm not going 97 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:39,719 Speaker 1: to make a reservation person, And I don't like to 98 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:41,960 Speaker 1: be shackled. I don't like to make a reservation then 99 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,880 Speaker 1: not show up. I don't like to tell someone I'm 100 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:45,800 Speaker 1: going to be somewhere then not show up. I like 101 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:47,839 Speaker 1: to show up at the last minute. So the only 102 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:50,880 Speaker 1: recourse that I have in life is being early, and 103 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:53,120 Speaker 1: it's just a great tool to just be early, Like 104 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:55,880 Speaker 1: just go somewhere early. It's still going to feel good. 105 00:05:07,839 --> 00:05:09,760 Speaker 1: So we show up at the Surflage I want to say, 106 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:13,719 Speaker 1: like eight thirty, and there are people out there. It's busy, 107 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:17,720 Speaker 1: but it's not mock five midnight, like packed crazy one 108 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:19,760 Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning. So we walk up to the 109 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:21,760 Speaker 1: front and I was just like, hey, jama, I know, 110 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:24,240 Speaker 1: and they looked at me like who cares. Everyone knows her. 111 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:27,120 Speaker 1: And we got in jem pop and I'm standing with 112 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:29,279 Speaker 1: this guy and we had already been at a restaurant 113 00:05:29,279 --> 00:05:31,400 Speaker 1: where I was being attacked. It was like doing a 114 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:33,760 Speaker 1: personal appearance. And that was what it was like at 115 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:37,119 Speaker 1: Alex Cooper's, you know, because I'm very famous for chicken salad, 116 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:40,960 Speaker 1: cottage cheese and tabiko, caviar and lipgloss and all these things. 117 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:44,120 Speaker 1: And we were in like just the bar, and I thought, 118 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:46,279 Speaker 1: this is cute and cool and we'll just dance, and 119 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:48,360 Speaker 1: I was I couldn't walk two inches. I mean, I 120 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:52,200 Speaker 1: never ever think I'm someone until I go somewhere because 121 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:55,280 Speaker 1: nobody in my my dogs don't care who I am. 122 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:59,000 Speaker 1: They really don't. And like Laaney, my housekeeper, doesn't care 123 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:01,200 Speaker 1: at all, like she actually I can't keep her around 124 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:02,960 Speaker 1: here long enough to hang out with me, so like 125 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:05,840 Speaker 1: I don't. And the guy's doing my lawn and stuff, 126 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:07,640 Speaker 1: they don't give a shit like most people. The Federock's 127 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:10,160 Speaker 1: best person, they definitely don't care. They bring all these 128 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:12,280 Speaker 1: boxes and they'd rather, like my fame level go down 129 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:13,719 Speaker 1: a notch. You don't have to bring all this shit, 130 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,600 Speaker 1: this influencer shit. So like, I don't go out a lot, 131 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:19,120 Speaker 1: so when I do, I'm like, oh my god, I'm Madonna, 132 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:21,960 Speaker 1: I'm justin Bieber, I'm the Beatles. I mean, it's wild, 133 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:25,360 Speaker 1: it's crazy. So I show up at Surflage and we're attacked. 134 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:27,560 Speaker 1: And this poor guy who's just out with me as 135 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:31,240 Speaker 1: just a person. Several people went up to him at 136 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:33,400 Speaker 1: different spots, one in front of me and one when 137 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:35,600 Speaker 1: he was at the bathroom by himself, threatening his life, 138 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:37,679 Speaker 1: saying if he doesn't treat me well, if he doesn't 139 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:40,479 Speaker 1: take care of me, they just assume we're engaged like people, 140 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:42,080 Speaker 1: just like if you don't fucking take care of her, 141 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:44,800 Speaker 1: we'll come and will kill you like this poor guy 142 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:48,400 Speaker 1: is so sufficiently traumatized and terrified. He did nothing wrong. 143 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:51,120 Speaker 1: He's just a person, and they're just like we're they're 144 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:52,960 Speaker 1: just punishing him for all of the sins of my 145 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:56,280 Speaker 1: exes and my bad choices. They're like, you motherfuck her. 146 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:59,120 Speaker 1: If you fuck with her, we will come. We will 147 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:01,960 Speaker 1: rip your skin off and douse you with tabasco sauce. 148 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:04,320 Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, want to get a drink. So we're 149 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:07,240 Speaker 1: in gen pop now with him being like shredded like 150 00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:10,960 Speaker 1: a rotisserie chicken. And then Simon Huck, one of my 151 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,720 Speaker 1: gaggle of gays who came over here, finds me and 152 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:16,120 Speaker 1: he's type A. He's November fifth, I'm November fourth. He's 153 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:19,080 Speaker 1: scorpio to the tee, like like can't chill He's like 154 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:21,480 Speaker 1: my dog smalls, he just can't fucking chill out. He 155 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:25,320 Speaker 1: just we're just built differently. Like he probably gets really 156 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:27,960 Speaker 1: wound up when it's lightning and thunder, Simon, does you 157 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,280 Speaker 1: know what I mean? He just can't. He probably can't 158 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:32,160 Speaker 1: handle it. So like he and he has like secondhand 159 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:35,360 Speaker 1: embarrassment or second hand stress. So he sees me just 160 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:37,240 Speaker 1: like out at the bar, just in the wild. He 161 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:39,560 Speaker 1: looks at me, excuse me, what are you doing? What 162 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:41,600 Speaker 1: do you think? What do you mean? Oh, you're just 163 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:46,800 Speaker 1: you just decided at surflage Saturday night and like peak 164 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:50,280 Speaker 1: season August, like right before Labor Day, You're gonna free 165 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:53,880 Speaker 1: style it. You're just fucking freestyling. You have no contact nothing. 166 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:56,360 Speaker 1: I'm like yeah, He's like, what are you nuts? So 167 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:59,400 Speaker 1: he like escorts us to our table where I got 168 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:03,080 Speaker 1: to be a v bitch and Talia, one of the 169 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:06,520 Speaker 1: matchmakers who comes on my dating podcast, is sitting next 170 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:08,920 Speaker 1: to me, so she gets to like see my date 171 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:11,440 Speaker 1: in the wild and like assess that. I feel like 172 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:14,080 Speaker 1: I was on a reality show, Like hey, matchmaker, come 173 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:16,280 Speaker 1: on my date with me. So that was like fun, 174 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:18,400 Speaker 1: It was alive. It was alive. The whole night was 175 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:21,480 Speaker 1: like very alive. I felt like a real g I 176 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:24,440 Speaker 1: felt really excited. It was super fun. Then we went 177 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:27,320 Speaker 1: to another party. I am so Madonna. We had the 178 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:32,400 Speaker 1: best time. And then the Sunday was like the total juxtaposition. 179 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:34,360 Speaker 1: It was Brennan and I at home and cooking and 180 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:37,600 Speaker 1: relaxing and snuggling. And when I got home Saturday night 181 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:40,120 Speaker 1: from that whole crazy night, I crawled into bed and 182 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:42,400 Speaker 1: Brim was in the bed with my doggies, Like it's 183 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:43,960 Speaker 1: just so good to like go have fun and then 184 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,200 Speaker 1: crawl into your bed and your child is in your bed, 185 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:49,160 Speaker 1: like she's so sweet. And then the next day we 186 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:51,120 Speaker 1: did a whole mommy and me day and I went 187 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:54,040 Speaker 1: paddling and made breakfast and we hung out, and then 188 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:56,319 Speaker 1: we went on a romantic dinner just the two of us, 189 00:08:56,960 --> 00:08:59,200 Speaker 1: and we went for ice cream and we laughed, and 190 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:02,040 Speaker 1: I will tell you a little secret. She told me 191 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:06,199 Speaker 1: that as a result of different changes in my personal life, 192 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:09,000 Speaker 1: that I'm a different person. That I'm much happier, that 193 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:11,240 Speaker 1: I'm more motivated, that I'm more alive, that I'm just 194 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:14,520 Speaker 1: more positive, that I'm just a different person. So she 195 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:16,920 Speaker 1: noticed that. She's like, I know, you were like a 196 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:20,000 Speaker 1: little depressed and just not yourself. And I'm not going 197 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:21,880 Speaker 1: to get into specific details about what she said, but 198 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:25,080 Speaker 1: she just said, you're so much happier. Because we saw 199 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:27,240 Speaker 1: a bunch of fans and I was like so positive 200 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:29,840 Speaker 1: and so nice, not that I'm always nice, but like 201 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:31,400 Speaker 1: extra nice, Like Hi, we I'm me to come to 202 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:33,600 Speaker 1: your house and organize your closet and make dinner for you, 203 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:36,880 Speaker 1: like going me extra mile. So she's like, that's what 204 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:38,880 Speaker 1: I'm like, was that weird? She's like it was weird. 205 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:41,560 Speaker 1: So anyway, I'm happy. I'm just happy I had a 206 00:09:41,559 --> 00:09:44,160 Speaker 1: great weekend. I'm closing out the summer with a bang, 207 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:47,040 Speaker 1: and I'm thrilled and I feel like I'm making a 208 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:49,840 Speaker 1: meal out of it. I'm also I have these staging 209 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:51,480 Speaker 1: rods in my closet, and this is what I do 210 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:53,440 Speaker 1: when we're at the witching hour now and it's the 211 00:09:53,559 --> 00:09:56,520 Speaker 1: end towards like the new season, or it's like warm 212 00:09:56,520 --> 00:10:00,040 Speaker 1: going into chill. All my like warm like flowery and 213 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:03,200 Speaker 1: whites and anything sandily and anything cute that will like 214 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:06,680 Speaker 1: look stale and expired the minute we hit September fifteenth. 215 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,439 Speaker 1: That's all like on deck. It's on these staging rods, 216 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:11,360 Speaker 1: like we're gonna wear you, We're getting used out of you. 217 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:14,200 Speaker 1: They're like vegetables that are going bad in the fridge. 218 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:17,360 Speaker 1: It's like I'm wearing you. So now today I'm wearing 219 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:21,160 Speaker 1: like a raggedy ann floral dress. Like tonight I'll wear 220 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:26,920 Speaker 1: another outfit. I'm fully on like use up expiring vegetable outfits. 221 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,360 Speaker 1: Every day. So if you see me flexing my outfits, 222 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:33,040 Speaker 1: it's because I'm not going into another season having not 223 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:36,000 Speaker 1: warm my shit, So do better.