WEBVTT - "The Sorority Expert" with Catherine Cohen 0:00:01.280 --> 0:00:06.240 Hello, me, Me, me, me, me, me. 0:00:05.360 --> 0:00:07.400 Me and me. 0:00:07.800 --> 0:00:10.200 I think I feel like I sound really good today. 0:00:10.360 --> 0:00:13.640 Okay, you too, Marie honestly says, you know, I'm in 0:00:13.680 --> 0:00:14.400 the streets. 0:00:14.520 --> 0:00:16.520 Okay, I am in these voiceover streets. 0:00:16.600 --> 0:00:20.520 You don't sound like a bohemian raspitty rhapsody rhapsody. 0:00:20.840 --> 0:00:23.400 I don't know what you're drassy rasp raspby. 0:00:23.920 --> 0:00:26.000 No, yeah you don't. 0:00:26.960 --> 0:00:29.800 You don't sound as horse as usually. 0:00:29.880 --> 0:00:32.680 Ah, okay, that's what I But I still feel like 0:00:32.680 --> 0:00:35.239 there's like a little bit of like gravel there, you know, 0:00:35.320 --> 0:00:41.519 like a little pebble, a little unbreak hungry. I like 0:00:41.520 --> 0:00:43.879 there's a little of that. It's sexy, thank you. You 0:00:43.960 --> 0:00:46.640 need just a little bit, just a little dash, Okay. 0:00:46.640 --> 0:00:49.440 But you sound a little horse also, I do a 0:00:49.440 --> 0:00:51.040 little a little morning voice. 0:00:51.800 --> 0:00:54.520 Maybe because I've been screaming at them badass kids outside 0:00:54.520 --> 0:00:58.480 of my fucking window. Are the kids out? Yeah, everybody's out. 0:00:58.600 --> 0:01:00.000 Kids are out, parents are out. 0:01:00.200 --> 0:01:02.000 I need everybody to stay to ass in the house 0:01:02.080 --> 0:01:05.040 is too much listen, suns out, kids out. Okay, that's 0:01:05.040 --> 0:01:07.039 what you do when it's nice out. You put your 0:01:07.120 --> 0:01:09.360 kids on the street and then don't let them come back. 0:01:09.400 --> 0:01:12.120 Inside until the sun goes down. I don't want to 0:01:12.160 --> 0:01:14.560 see nobody's kids. I don't care how nice it is. 0:01:14.640 --> 0:01:18.440 I just don't. It's not about you, Sydney. Think of 0:01:18.520 --> 0:01:19.560 the community. 0:01:19.959 --> 0:01:21.560 We don't have no community. Well, we actually have a 0:01:21.560 --> 0:01:24.200 community garden. So that's probably why that sounds gross. 0:01:24.200 --> 0:01:29.360 In Bushwick, I wouldn't trust those fruits or those vegetables. 0:01:29.480 --> 0:01:31.200 Oh my god, we got a little spice. We got 0:01:31.200 --> 0:01:35.520 a little time. Ye got a little time, a little mint? 0:01:36.040 --> 0:01:39.000 Can we talk about time? Yeah? Why is it time? 0:01:39.120 --> 0:01:42.880 And it's spelled t h y m e. It's time? 0:01:43.480 --> 0:01:46.680 Somebody black did it? Somebody somebody white? 0:01:47.280 --> 0:01:47.360 Like? 0:01:47.400 --> 0:01:50.440 Well, the age is silent, but it's time like t 0:01:50.680 --> 0:01:52.840 I m E. Yeah. I don't know. 0:01:52.880 --> 0:01:55.640 It doesn't I don't get it, but I don't really 0:01:55.720 --> 0:01:59.000 use it for anything. Is this seasoning that you should 0:01:59.040 --> 0:01:59.559 be using? 0:02:00.000 --> 0:02:02.200 I feel like my mom uses it and I don't 0:02:02.280 --> 0:02:06.080 know where, but it always makes stuff taste better? Really? Yeah? 0:02:06.240 --> 0:02:08.880 Okay, so should I be throwing it on? I feel 0:02:08.880 --> 0:02:12.320 like she puts it in rice, beef, patty and cheese. 0:02:12.600 --> 0:02:15.440 Okay, See that's not I said rice. You said something else. 0:02:16.040 --> 0:02:18.079 I mean, I can see how you confuse beef patty 0:02:18.120 --> 0:02:22.239 with rice. It's basically the same thing. Sidney, How are you? 0:02:22.600 --> 0:02:27.680 I'm feeling good, you know, I feel like good things 0:02:27.720 --> 0:02:30.720 are happening coming things of that sort. 0:02:30.960 --> 0:02:31.840 You look really great. 0:02:32.040 --> 0:02:36.720 Yeah, you're giving me casual like Terry Richardson photo shoot vibes, 0:02:37.480 --> 0:02:38.400 like my nipples are bad. 0:02:38.480 --> 0:02:42.880 Hard, nipples are hard. The shirt isn't real thin. Shirt 0:02:42.960 --> 0:02:45.760 is real thin and it's white. My nipples are hard. 0:02:45.760 --> 0:02:50.239 For the guests, now, I wanted to feel. 0:02:50.000 --> 0:02:52.640 Like real Hampton's in here, you know, honestly, are you 0:02:52.639 --> 0:02:53.520 wearing an espadrill? 0:02:53.600 --> 0:02:55.680 Do you have on a wedge sand not today? 0:02:55.919 --> 0:02:56.079 No? 0:02:56.400 --> 0:02:57.880 Okay, do you have a straw bag? 0:02:58.160 --> 0:02:58.480 No? 0:02:58.800 --> 0:02:59.920 Actually, but I have a mint? 0:03:00.520 --> 0:03:03.480 That's not the same. People That feels very jitny. People 0:03:03.480 --> 0:03:04.920 in the Hamptons don't wear backpacks. 0:03:06.240 --> 0:03:08.560 This is like a drawstick string type situation. 0:03:08.639 --> 0:03:10.280 Yes, yes, yes, but they don't wear backpacks in the 0:03:10.400 --> 0:03:12.560 in the Hamptons' you'd be surprised. 0:03:12.840 --> 0:03:15.520 It is a label on it. They'll definitely be wearing it. 0:03:15.560 --> 0:03:17.840 Sis. They do like Gucci backpack. They do like a 0:03:17.919 --> 0:03:21.600 straw If you drop it too fast, it will break bag. 0:03:22.120 --> 0:03:25.359 You know what I mean? Oka like a circle Chanel. 0:03:26.440 --> 0:03:29.720 Do they use woven bag or or that blue Mendale's 0:03:29.880 --> 0:03:31.160 brown bag? Do they use that? 0:03:31.200 --> 0:03:35.280 I think that all poor people do that. Poor people 0:03:35.320 --> 0:03:36.200 reuse bags. 0:03:36.320 --> 0:03:36.440 Yo. 0:03:36.560 --> 0:03:38.560 I used to do. My mother would used to be. 0:03:39.360 --> 0:03:42.240 My mother used to put my things in a blue 0:03:42.320 --> 0:03:44.880 Mendale's big bag when I would go to high school. 0:03:44.920 --> 0:03:46.480 And she's like, people are gonna think you have money 0:03:46.480 --> 0:03:49.280 with this. I'm like, no, they're gonna think I'm four. Yeah, 0:03:49.520 --> 0:03:50.480 only poor people do that. 0:03:50.560 --> 0:03:53.200 No, But she's like, no, this is like a prestigious 0:03:53.520 --> 0:03:56.040 place to shop. So how long would you use bag 0:03:56.080 --> 0:03:59.880 for oh Man sis till it was like increased and wrinkle. 0:04:01.120 --> 0:04:02.840 I've been taping the handles. 0:04:06.120 --> 0:04:08.760 Honestly, I feel like your mom lied to you. I 0:04:08.800 --> 0:04:11.320 was like, Ramona, you're doing a lot. 0:04:11.480 --> 0:04:15.320 She's like, this is a status a status item, like 0:04:15.360 --> 0:04:19.000 a brown paper bag. My mom had like a black 0:04:19.120 --> 0:04:22.799 canvas Lord and Taylor bag. Oh yeah, And I felt 0:04:22.800 --> 0:04:24.679 like money when I had that one. The toats. 0:04:25.360 --> 0:04:27.279 I had never been to Lord and Taylor in my life. 0:04:27.320 --> 0:04:30.799 Why would you you were young? Taylor's for an old 0:04:30.960 --> 0:04:32.000 as woman. 0:04:32.520 --> 0:04:36.480 Trying to get some business work clothes, trying to get 0:04:36.480 --> 0:04:39.200 a blazer with a shoulder pad, Oh my god, a 0:04:39.240 --> 0:04:43.120 work blazer. I think I just called blazers. No, it's 0:04:43.320 --> 0:04:45.599 there's a difference between a blazer and a work blazer. 0:04:45.640 --> 0:04:47.880 What's a casual blazer? A casual blaze. 0:04:47.920 --> 0:04:50.040 There's a blazer that you're like, oh, you know, I 0:04:50.080 --> 0:04:52.120 want you to think that I'm doing things in the day, 0:04:52.320 --> 0:04:54.680 but I'm not. And then there's the blazer that no, 0:04:54.760 --> 0:04:57.120 I've been I've been by the fax machine for weeks. 0:04:57.360 --> 0:05:00.360 That's just a blazer. It's different type of blazer. 0:05:00.480 --> 0:05:00.680 Son. 0:05:00.839 --> 0:05:02.880 Okay, well you guys sound off in the in the 0:05:02.880 --> 0:05:05.640 comments or send us a message. Is there something with 0:05:05.760 --> 0:05:08.480 a different types of blazer? One blazer pocket is real, 0:05:08.600 --> 0:05:12.480 the other one is it's sown shut. Yeah, it's a 0:05:12.480 --> 0:05:15.279 casual blazer, Sidney, What the hell. 0:05:15.160 --> 0:05:15.840 Are you an expert in? 0:05:15.920 --> 0:05:16.040 This is? 0:05:16.160 --> 0:05:21.000 Oh my god, girl, trusting my instincts. Okay, trusting my 0:05:21.080 --> 0:05:25.680 instinct good one. So I'm you know, I was at 0:05:25.680 --> 0:05:27.599 home doing a lot of work or whatever, and I 0:05:27.640 --> 0:05:28.960 was like, oh, you know what, I want. 0:05:28.839 --> 0:05:31.839 To just like make my way down down to Rainbow. 0:05:32.279 --> 0:05:34.000 I want to go to Rainbow. And I was like, 0:05:34.040 --> 0:05:35.760 I want to go to you sing the song on 0:05:35.800 --> 0:05:39.880 the way to Rainbow. I was like, I'm gonna go 0:05:39.920 --> 0:05:42.760 to Rainbow. But I was like, shut up with a 0:05:42.800 --> 0:05:45.320 face one should I get done? I was like, I 0:05:45.360 --> 0:05:49.400 am going to the city. Maybe I should. I was 0:05:49.400 --> 0:05:51.159 like yeah, but it's like, I'm just going to Rainbow. 0:05:51.200 --> 0:05:51.919 Why am I doing that? 0:05:52.040 --> 0:05:54.040 I shouldn't do it, but go into the city to 0:05:54.080 --> 0:05:55.920 go to Rainbow. I didn't even know that there were 0:05:56.000 --> 0:05:58.640 rainbows in Manhattan there. I thought that was like a 0:05:58.720 --> 0:06:06.600 Brooklyn queen step Nyland thing, Bronx department stores every versus Wow. Anyway, 0:06:07.279 --> 0:06:09.240 I was, I trust my instincts. 0:06:09.279 --> 0:06:12.080 I was like, no, girl, get done. You're going to listen, 0:06:12.240 --> 0:06:13.400 You're going out of your house. 0:06:13.880 --> 0:06:14.400 Be ready. 0:06:14.520 --> 0:06:17.160 You never know your neighborhood. It might be a casting director. 0:06:17.200 --> 0:06:17.880 You never know. 0:06:18.080 --> 0:06:19.920 Okay, be prepared. 0:06:20.040 --> 0:06:22.080 Sure. So I had like a little boot on, I 0:06:22.120 --> 0:06:25.479 have my face, a little little dewey look. You no 0:06:25.560 --> 0:06:28.760 makeup makeup? Oh? I love a no makeup makeup, like, 0:06:29.120 --> 0:06:30.720 just eyebrows like everything else. 0:06:31.040 --> 0:06:32.400 I was like, I'm just gonna do my eyebrows. 0:06:33.279 --> 0:06:34.080 Brows done. 0:06:34.160 --> 0:06:36.960 Yeah, okay, uh huh. 0:06:37.000 --> 0:06:40.600 So right when I fucking get on the train, I'm 0:06:40.600 --> 0:06:43.160 feeling good about how I look or whatever, and Then 0:06:44.000 --> 0:06:48.120 I look up and somebody I hooked up with seven 0:06:48.200 --> 0:06:52.800 years ago was on the train seven years seven years ago? 0:06:52.920 --> 0:06:54.880 Where was I? You know why? Wait? Hold on? 0:06:55.040 --> 0:06:55.520 You know why? 0:06:55.640 --> 0:06:58.240 I know exactly seven years ago because he told me. 0:06:58.760 --> 0:07:00.920 Because I had no ID, I would didn't remember him 0:07:00.960 --> 0:07:03.960 at all. This man was inside me and I could 0:07:04.000 --> 0:07:05.440 not place the time. 0:07:06.560 --> 0:07:08.640 I was like, where were we at your house? My 0:07:08.720 --> 0:07:11.200 house in a basement, where were we? 0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:14.640 But he was like, yeah, don't you remember. 0:07:14.720 --> 0:07:19.240 I was like no, you know how terrible it is 0:07:19.360 --> 0:07:22.240 if you're like I don't know that you've been inside me, 0:07:22.320 --> 0:07:23.880 but you definitely have been inside me. 0:07:24.520 --> 0:07:26.440 And you know where I used to He's like, yeah. 0:07:26.280 --> 0:07:28.720 You live you used to live on A one twenty seventh. 0:07:28.760 --> 0:07:33.960 Then I was like, oh shit, you was in my house? Sis, Well, 0:07:34.000 --> 0:07:36.200 how did he look? People? People want to know he 0:07:36.280 --> 0:07:39.040 looks all right, He looked okay, but like I looked 0:07:39.040 --> 0:07:42.480 amazing okay, and you were going to rainbow. But he 0:07:42.480 --> 0:07:44.600 didn't know that. He didn't know that. But I was 0:07:44.680 --> 0:07:47.600 just like, fuck man, Like I thought, after seven years, 0:07:47.600 --> 0:07:48.720 the person you had sex. 0:07:48.720 --> 0:07:51.000 Is dead, Like they don't shouldn't be alive anymore. 0:07:51.600 --> 0:07:54.000 I shouldn't be able to see you walking freely in 0:07:54.320 --> 0:07:56.280 You shouldn't be doing well after me. 0:07:57.040 --> 0:07:58.760 Yeah, you're without me. 0:07:58.800 --> 0:08:03.560 But imagine if I want to like bare face, straggly, dusty, 0:08:03.800 --> 0:08:06.200 musty going to Rainbow. Oh my god. He was like, 0:08:06.240 --> 0:08:09.000 you be looking straggly or dusty. I mean you'd be musty, 0:08:09.040 --> 0:08:10.080 but you don't be dusty. 0:08:11.320 --> 0:08:12.920 But I'm so glad that I looked good. 0:08:13.240 --> 0:08:15.760 He's like, oh, somebody was telling me that you do comedy. 0:08:15.800 --> 0:08:18.360 Now who is this somebody? Who are these others? I 0:08:18.400 --> 0:08:18.800 don't know. 0:08:19.240 --> 0:08:19.960 Girls. 0:08:20.120 --> 0:08:22.720 You know, as soon as you get on the Timeout magazine, 0:08:23.160 --> 0:08:23.840 you out here. 0:08:24.520 --> 0:08:25.520 People know who you are. 0:08:25.560 --> 0:08:30.360 Shout out to David Goldberg. Yeah. I was just like, oh, 0:08:30.240 --> 0:08:32.640 why are you on this train, dude. 0:08:32.760 --> 0:08:35.440 He's like, yeah, I live in Bushwick. I was like, oh, 0:08:35.520 --> 0:08:39.400 you have to move, you have to. I can't just 0:08:39.440 --> 0:08:42.200 see another person that has been inside me. 0:08:42.400 --> 0:08:42.800 Oh. 0:08:42.880 --> 0:08:44.440 I hate New York. It's too much. 0:08:44.480 --> 0:08:47.240 It's so big, but so small it is. It's only 0:08:47.320 --> 0:08:50.280 swallow when you have sex with people. So you gotta 0:08:50.280 --> 0:08:52.839 be a nun. Marie. That's why I think you want 0:08:52.840 --> 0:08:53.480 to hold it up. 0:08:53.679 --> 0:08:57.320 Make sure you go like check your look at the 0:08:57.320 --> 0:08:59.280 map and then see where you want to plan out 0:08:59.320 --> 0:09:00.000 where you're gonna get. 0:09:00.440 --> 0:09:02.520 Honestly, I feel like for the rest of the host Atennial, 0:09:02.720 --> 0:09:05.000 it just needs to be off the same train line 0:09:05.040 --> 0:09:07.560 as mine. Like it's gonna be like I'll take the 0:09:07.679 --> 0:09:10.080 Q into the city or the B into the city. 0:09:10.120 --> 0:09:12.480 But I just I don't want to transfer trains for Dick. 0:09:12.600 --> 0:09:13.559 But imagine you. 0:09:13.559 --> 0:09:16.080 Being on the train and three of your penises is 0:09:16.120 --> 0:09:17.040 on the same car. 0:09:17.280 --> 0:09:19.040 Oh my god, that's not good. 0:09:18.840 --> 0:09:21.360 With faces or name sis, I will pretend I don't 0:09:21.360 --> 0:09:23.040 see them because I don't remember that. 0:09:23.160 --> 0:09:24.959 Oh, but they're gonna come up to you and I'm 0:09:24.960 --> 0:09:26.640 gonna be like, we where. 0:09:27.720 --> 0:09:32.520 You live on Ocean Avenue. Now, I'm gonna be like, 0:09:33.880 --> 0:09:38.000 I don't have any money, any change, I don't know. 0:09:38.040 --> 0:09:41.160 I'm listening to my music. Sorrybody. Well, we had a 0:09:41.200 --> 0:09:44.720 show last night and this guy was like, cause, you 0:09:44.720 --> 0:09:46.720 know again, I can't remember people's faces. And this guy 0:09:46.720 --> 0:09:48.760 came up and was like, have you guys started yet? 0:09:48.800 --> 0:09:52.200 And I was like no, And I couldn't place him, 0:09:52.400 --> 0:09:53.840 but he looked familiar to me. 0:09:54.440 --> 0:09:56.720 And I think it was the dude who came. 0:09:56.559 --> 0:09:59.959 To the first show and was like, you have until 0:10:00.080 --> 0:10:02.120 five pm to chext me. Or I want to ask 0:10:02.160 --> 0:10:05.960 somebody else out. I think it was that creepy white 0:10:06.040 --> 0:10:08.520 man that came to the show last night, stayed for 0:10:08.559 --> 0:10:11.079 a moment and then left because he didn't stay for 0:10:11.080 --> 0:10:14.280 the whole thing. And I was like, is this the man? 0:10:14.320 --> 0:10:16.760 I don't know? Girl a band from my vagina? 0:10:16.840 --> 0:10:19.640 I don't know. That's why we need security at all times. 0:10:19.679 --> 0:10:20.319 You know who we are. 0:10:20.520 --> 0:10:24.359 We in time My magazine shout out to David Gilbert. 0:10:26.200 --> 0:10:26.520 Marie. 0:10:27.200 --> 0:10:29.640 What were you an expert in this week? What was 0:10:29.679 --> 0:10:33.560 I an expert in this week? Honestly, I was an 0:10:33.559 --> 0:10:37.959 expert at bringing my family together to see a mediocre movie? 0:10:38.000 --> 0:10:38.640 What movie was it? 0:10:40.040 --> 0:10:41.040 Quiet Place? 0:10:42.200 --> 0:10:44.400 I feel some type of way that I wasn't invited 0:10:44.440 --> 0:10:45.480 to this family gathering. 0:10:45.640 --> 0:10:48.359 Well, you're not related to his bye blood. I am related, 0:10:48.440 --> 0:10:50.240 though you didn't come out of my mom or my 0:10:50.280 --> 0:10:54.280 aunt's the hyena. Yeah but Jean, but your mom loves 0:10:54.320 --> 0:10:56.600 me as if I was a daughter. Yeah, my mom 0:10:56.679 --> 0:10:58.199 just likes all her kids. She don't know. 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:04.320 She likes us as a friend. You're so Haitian, it's ridiculous. 0:11:04.400 --> 0:11:08.200 Honestly, that's I'm okay. My mom probably might like you 0:11:08.280 --> 0:11:11.320 more than like my sisters. Oh my god, I can't 0:11:11.320 --> 0:11:15.199 wait to come over. I have that black ricega. Wow. 0:11:15.280 --> 0:11:16.520 So y'all, y'all went to the movies, and. 0:11:16.960 --> 0:11:18.400 The movies I like set it all up. 0:11:19.400 --> 0:11:20.760 We went, We did a matinee. 0:11:20.800 --> 0:11:22.400 We're all in a group chat together that I had 0:11:22.440 --> 0:11:25.560 to mute because they beat John. I know you're listening, y'all. 0:11:25.640 --> 0:11:28.320 Just be y'all be texting too much. And my siter 0:11:28.520 --> 0:11:30.520 was like, what's the move? Because I hate planning stuff 0:11:30.520 --> 0:11:33.240 for groups of people, But the reviews for this movie 0:11:33.280 --> 0:11:35.800 have been so good, so I went. We went to 0:11:35.840 --> 0:11:38.120 see it at eleven fifteen in the morning. 0:11:38.880 --> 0:11:39.680 We get to this theater. 0:11:39.800 --> 0:11:42.840 There's three other people there, and my brother's like, oh, 0:11:42.880 --> 0:11:44.319 I'm gonna be as loud as I want to be. 0:11:44.800 --> 0:11:46.800 He got there like a cool ten minutes late. But 0:11:46.920 --> 0:11:48.200 your brother is loud. 0:11:48.520 --> 0:11:50.880 He is like, it doesn't matter if there's three people 0:11:51.200 --> 0:11:53.240 or five hundred people, He's gonna be loud. 0:11:53.320 --> 0:11:55.839 He was like putting all he was performing yesterday. And 0:11:55.880 --> 0:11:57.559 then my cousin was like, I gotta jump on a 0:11:57.640 --> 0:11:59.480 call for work and he went out into the hall. 0:11:59.559 --> 0:12:03.640 We could hear the whole conversation because the movie was 0:12:03.720 --> 0:12:04.600 called a quiet place. 0:12:04.679 --> 0:12:08.559 It's there's no talking in the movie. And he's like, yeah, okay, 0:12:08.600 --> 0:12:09.160 well what's her? 0:12:10.000 --> 0:12:15.480 Okay, what's help, Brian, I'm a beat, like loud screaming. 0:12:15.520 --> 0:12:18.080 Would you go see that movie? You should have saw 0:12:18.559 --> 0:12:22.040 I Feel Pretty? That's what I want to see. Oh no, 0:12:22.800 --> 0:12:25.880 let's go see that. Okay, Well only if we can, madinated, Yeah, 0:12:25.960 --> 0:12:26.400 let's do it. 0:12:26.520 --> 0:12:30.120 You want to do it? Only if you pay for me, Damn, Marie, 0:12:30.440 --> 0:12:31.760 we have to take the money out the Patreon. 0:12:32.559 --> 0:12:37.959 Speaking of I Feel pretty, Yes, today is gore job scours. 0:12:38.360 --> 0:12:41.120 Oh my god. She's iconic. She is everything that you 0:12:41.160 --> 0:12:43.960 will want in a performer and a friend, yes, okay, 0:12:44.080 --> 0:12:45.960 and maybe a lover. In a lover maybe, Oh. 0:12:45.880 --> 0:12:48.040 I could see her in the bedroom. Okay. 0:12:48.280 --> 0:12:50.240 I feel like you're the type of person to keep 0:12:50.520 --> 0:12:53.280 like an off the shoulder shirt on while you're having sex, 0:12:56.320 --> 0:13:00.400 real classy, just like clavicles and vagiant. But she like 0:13:00.760 --> 0:13:04.559 she peels the whole thing down from the shoulders. She 0:13:04.600 --> 0:13:07.000 doesn't go over the head, It just goes down and 0:13:07.080 --> 0:13:07.720 then you touch her. 0:13:08.040 --> 0:13:12.360 Don't touch me. Not there, not there, no, no, no, 0:13:12.520 --> 0:13:13.079 I'm not here. 0:13:13.880 --> 0:13:14.160 Okay. 0:13:14.400 --> 0:13:14.520 Uh. 0:13:15.600 --> 0:13:20.640 Our guest today is a comedian is also a singer, an. 0:13:20.640 --> 0:13:26.840 Activist, philanthropist. Yes, sister, a daughter, a mother, and a dad. 0:13:28.720 --> 0:13:32.640 Give it up for our sorority expert Catherine Cohen. 0:13:34.679 --> 0:13:36.959 God, I'm so thrilled to be here this voice. 0:13:37.200 --> 0:13:39.319 Wait, I was motioning earlier because I wanted to know 0:13:39.600 --> 0:13:42.160 why someone told you they had to text you by 0:13:42.360 --> 0:13:42.959 five pm. 0:13:43.080 --> 0:13:45.040 Okay, So this guy came to the show. We thought 0:13:45.080 --> 0:13:46.680 he was rich, right, We just thought he. 0:13:46.640 --> 0:13:47.880 Had because he had marrols on. 0:13:48.200 --> 0:13:50.920 He had on Mars like an ugly but that's like 0:13:51.240 --> 0:13:54.400 it's a white man, Jordan's pretty much okay, So it's like. 0:13:54.400 --> 0:13:57.640 An ugly hiking sneaker that white men wear casually. 0:13:57.679 --> 0:13:59.880 I understand, where are you going exactly? 0:14:00.360 --> 0:14:01.600 So we thought he had money. 0:14:01.640 --> 0:14:03.079 I gave him my number, and then after I give 0:14:03.120 --> 0:14:05.959 him my number, he like reaches behind the couch and 0:14:06.040 --> 0:14:09.320 pulls out like art supplies, and I was like, oh, 0:14:09.800 --> 0:14:14.480 he's an artist's he had a knapsack. But he had 0:14:14.480 --> 0:14:17.200 been texting me. He had been calling me. He called 0:14:17.240 --> 0:14:18.440 me a couple of times and I'm like, who now 0:14:18.600 --> 0:14:22.080 calls in twenty eighteen, Like that's gross. Obviously he's a killer. 0:14:22.480 --> 0:14:25.400 And he he sent me a text and was like, uh, 0:14:25.640 --> 0:14:27.480 let's go out. And I was like I had a 0:14:27.560 --> 0:14:29.400 responded and he was like, you haven't to five pm 0:14:29.800 --> 0:14:32.120 to respond or I'm going to ask somebody else. Okay, 0:14:32.960 --> 0:14:36.040 you should have been asked somebody else. I was concerned. 0:14:36.080 --> 0:14:37.760 But I think he was at the show last night 0:14:37.960 --> 0:14:40.640 and just like oh my god, hey Mary, and I'm 0:14:40.720 --> 0:14:43.720 like hi, and I'm like do I know? Oh no, 0:14:44.360 --> 0:14:45.520 I love you, shady, bitch. 0:14:45.720 --> 0:14:46.360 I love it. 0:14:46.520 --> 0:14:48.720 You can't remember, but you watched your shady So even 0:14:48.760 --> 0:14:50.960 if you did remember, you would still act like that. 0:14:51.680 --> 0:14:55.400 You know. This morning, I was scrolling through Insta and 0:14:55.480 --> 0:14:57.560 I was like, oh, that person's cute, so I click 0:14:57.640 --> 0:15:00.800 on him. I was like, oh, I've had sex with him. 0:15:02.440 --> 0:15:04.440 So people really come back to haunt you in ways 0:15:04.480 --> 0:15:05.280 you aren't ready. 0:15:05.080 --> 0:15:08.720 For follow this person on Instagram still, you know, if you. 0:15:08.760 --> 0:15:10.680 See someone like what's there? You kind of click on 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:13.640 their pace. No no, no, you're just sort of scrolling 0:15:13.680 --> 0:15:15.240 through the feed. Maybe they're a friend of a friend. 0:15:15.120 --> 0:15:15.560 Of a friend. 0:15:16.400 --> 0:15:18.160 I get lost and you're really in it. 0:15:18.280 --> 0:15:18.640 You're in it? 0:15:19.080 --> 0:15:21.760 Oh god, right off the bat, revealing the crazy. 0:15:21.520 --> 0:15:24.360 Oh no, no, no, no, listen, such a great voice 0:15:25.080 --> 0:15:26.840 does any you. 0:15:26.800 --> 0:15:28.320 Know, I was gonna say, I could also be I'm 0:15:28.360 --> 0:15:29.840 also an expert on vocal health. 0:15:30.160 --> 0:15:35.680 You're mentioning, I've been through it. What vocal I mean? 0:15:36.240 --> 0:15:37.920 Are there peas there? 0:15:38.200 --> 0:15:40.920 So in college I had a vocal polyp, which is 0:15:41.000 --> 0:15:42.880 like a blister on your vocal cords. So I had 0:15:42.880 --> 0:15:43.840 to go to vocal therapy. 0:15:44.840 --> 0:15:46.480 Blister like herpes? 0:15:47.120 --> 0:15:51.880 No her I mean, I'm such a hypochondric. I once 0:15:52.000 --> 0:15:53.960 was having this meltdown with my singing teacher. 0:15:54.000 --> 0:15:55.480 I was like scared that I was going to get 0:15:55.600 --> 0:15:59.280 HPV in my throat because I obviously have it down below. 0:16:02.840 --> 0:16:04.640 Does it Does it shift to the throat? 0:16:04.800 --> 0:16:04.840 No? 0:16:05.120 --> 0:16:05.160 No. 0:16:05.320 --> 0:16:08.600 I was like just feverishly in the deep dark circles 0:16:08.600 --> 0:16:10.960 of web MD, being like, what if this happens where 0:16:11.000 --> 0:16:12.240 I'm not allowed to do that anymore. 0:16:12.640 --> 0:16:13.800 I was allowed to go on that website. 0:16:13.840 --> 0:16:14.560 It should be blocked. 0:16:14.800 --> 0:16:15.560 It's not allowed. 0:16:15.680 --> 0:16:15.840 Yeah. 0:16:15.880 --> 0:16:18.240 Anyways, I had a so I did vocal therapy, and 0:16:18.320 --> 0:16:21.000 then this past summer I had a vocal hemorrhage. 0:16:21.360 --> 0:16:22.800 All of this so disgusting. 0:16:23.320 --> 0:16:26.080 That is where your vocal cord it's almost like a bruise, 0:16:26.120 --> 0:16:28.120 but it like starts bleeding a little bit because you like, 0:16:28.280 --> 0:16:29.560 and I got it from coughing. 0:16:30.040 --> 0:16:36.080 When I was driving on a road trip from I 0:16:36.360 --> 0:16:39.400 was it was just sort of a perfect storm of 0:16:39.480 --> 0:16:41.120 being dehydrated, exhausted. 0:16:42.960 --> 0:16:43.760 I was so molly. 0:16:44.200 --> 0:16:46.160 And I have to say that I was sort of coughing. 0:16:46.880 --> 0:16:50.600 I acknowledged that I was coughing in a way that 0:16:50.880 --> 0:16:53.080 was because I wanted someone to say, are you okay? 0:16:53.640 --> 0:16:55.320 So you were fake coffee. 0:16:55.560 --> 0:16:58.000 I was sort of over coughing. And the Lord, the 0:16:58.080 --> 0:17:00.600 good Lord, was like, no, bitch, was like, here's going 0:17:00.640 --> 0:17:03.440 to get it on you. So what happens, wouldn't it? 0:17:03.680 --> 0:17:07.720 So that's crazy when you that basically it's almost better 0:17:07.760 --> 0:17:09.320 because you don't have to do therapy. You basically just 0:17:09.400 --> 0:17:12.480 have to not talk for an entire week. So I 0:17:12.560 --> 0:17:14.600 did a week of silence this summer week. 0:17:15.560 --> 0:17:16.080 Can you do that? 0:17:17.560 --> 0:17:19.080 Remember when I thought I had a bronchitis and. 0:17:19.080 --> 0:17:22.040 I just kept screaming, Marie, that hurts me to hear. 0:17:22.320 --> 0:17:24.000 I just kept screaming. I was like, I'm going to 0:17:24.040 --> 0:17:25.600 do all these shows. 0:17:25.440 --> 0:17:27.000 Oh my god. Yeah. 0:17:27.040 --> 0:17:29.119 So I did a full week of silence. I was 0:17:29.400 --> 0:17:31.760 an absolute delight to be with. I was just sort 0:17:31.800 --> 0:17:36.159 of I instead of laughing I would just clap and 0:17:36.200 --> 0:17:38.320 I would just nod so emphatically that I was like 0:17:38.400 --> 0:17:40.320 hitting my head on the surfaces left and right. 0:17:40.480 --> 0:17:41.280 Did you write notes? 0:17:42.040 --> 0:17:42.240 Yeah? 0:17:42.640 --> 0:17:45.000 I downloaded this really funny app where like this British 0:17:45.000 --> 0:17:46.320 woman says what you type. 0:17:46.400 --> 0:17:47.119 So it's just like. 0:17:48.280 --> 0:17:51.400 Marie, I thought we should do that for a day. 0:17:51.920 --> 0:17:53.040 I was a week. 0:17:53.200 --> 0:17:53.360 Yeah. 0:17:53.400 --> 0:17:55.200 I was out with my boyfriend, Thank you so much 0:17:55.359 --> 0:17:58.320 to the fans, and I said thing like I'm glad 0:17:58.359 --> 0:18:00.800 we're having fun even though I can't I can't speak, 0:18:01.160 --> 0:18:03.600 and it was like, I'm glad we are having fun 0:18:04.000 --> 0:18:05.800 even though I cannot. 0:18:05.520 --> 0:18:09.720 Spake this little thing soever. It's like even though I 0:18:09.880 --> 0:18:11.000 cannot spake. 0:18:11.160 --> 0:18:12.360 Orunds like the sex doll. 0:18:12.800 --> 0:18:14.359 Yeah, sort of, what's the app? 0:18:15.080 --> 0:18:15.320 This was? 0:18:15.440 --> 0:18:17.680 It's just some sort of like text to speech app. 0:18:17.880 --> 0:18:19.480 Okay, but I want the British lady. 0:18:19.480 --> 0:18:22.840 I think the default is a British. 0:18:22.520 --> 0:18:25.080 Woman and you can maybe maybe change. 0:18:26.200 --> 0:18:27.680 So you have a man, so you didn't have to 0:18:27.720 --> 0:18:28.439 go through that alone. 0:18:29.400 --> 0:18:30.080 No, I couldn't. 0:18:30.119 --> 0:18:31.800 I can't imagine going through it alone. If you didn't 0:18:31.800 --> 0:18:35.200 have I would have gone completely crazy. I also had 0:18:35.320 --> 0:18:37.560 this sort of wealthy friend whose parents have a home 0:18:37.640 --> 0:18:40.280 in summer home in Connecticut, summer home, and I called her. 0:18:40.320 --> 0:18:42.280 I was like, I need to go there. So I 0:18:42.359 --> 0:18:43.200 went with her parents. 0:18:43.280 --> 0:18:45.200 She didn't come. It was me and her parents. A 0:18:45.240 --> 0:18:46.719 weekend of silence in the country. 0:18:47.359 --> 0:18:48.240 Damn, Mary, that. 0:18:48.359 --> 0:18:52.160 Is some Caucasian day. Do we have anybody we could 0:18:52.200 --> 0:18:53.600 just call up and be like, I need to get 0:18:53.640 --> 0:18:55.960 away for I don't have a single friend with a 0:18:56.040 --> 0:18:59.159 summer home. No summer they barely have. Everyone that I 0:18:59.240 --> 0:19:01.320 know who has a home lives in that hall. Yeah, 0:19:01.640 --> 0:19:06.080 with other people, Yeah, several roommates. So let's talk about 0:19:06.400 --> 0:19:07.600 let's talk about sororities. 0:19:07.680 --> 0:19:09.000 Right where I'm coming from? 0:19:09.119 --> 0:19:09.520 Where did you go? 0:19:10.680 --> 0:19:15.639 So I went to Princeton, Godly, let me tell you this. 0:19:15.840 --> 0:19:18.600 So that's actually not why I'm an expert, although I 0:19:18.680 --> 0:19:20.960 want so. Here I'll walk you through it. So I'm 0:19:21.000 --> 0:19:24.360 from Texas originally, So that's why I know like the sorority, 0:19:24.480 --> 0:19:27.879 sorority sort of scene. Then when I went to Princeton, 0:19:28.000 --> 0:19:32.080 they have sort of an unofficial sorority system. Okay, but 0:19:32.160 --> 0:19:35.320 they also have this thing called eating clubs. What it's 0:19:35.359 --> 0:19:36.960 sort of cuckoo. Let me walk, Let me walk. Every 0:19:37.400 --> 0:19:42.280 everybody's so you have it's basically this street with these 0:19:42.320 --> 0:19:44.320 like ten big houses that are these sort of co 0:19:44.600 --> 0:19:46.320 ed frats where you eat your meals and where all 0:19:46.359 --> 0:19:48.960 the parties are. So that's like the real core of 0:19:49.119 --> 0:19:51.680 like the social scene there. And then on top of that, 0:19:51.880 --> 0:19:54.960 there are these sort of like gentle fraternity sororities that 0:19:55.080 --> 0:19:57.400 aren't officially recognized by the university. 0:19:57.920 --> 0:19:58.320 Gentle. 0:19:58.400 --> 0:20:01.399 I've never heard of fraternity or sorority as gentle. 0:20:01.440 --> 0:20:03.880 They're kind of like these lame there's sort of lame 0:20:04.040 --> 0:20:06.680 versions of sororities. I was basically in one for like 0:20:06.960 --> 0:20:09.000 a year and then sort of teetered. 0:20:08.760 --> 0:20:14.560 Off, okay and club Yeah, gentle, So how dry was it? 0:20:15.240 --> 0:20:17.160 No? No, No, everyone was drunk all the time. 0:20:17.400 --> 0:20:18.680 Oh, everybody was drunk all the time. 0:20:18.760 --> 0:20:20.520 Yeah, But it was like, you know, you'd go to 0:20:20.600 --> 0:20:22.879 an event. I would go maybe like once every two months. 0:20:22.920 --> 0:20:25.320 It wasn't like these are my sisters, this is my life, 0:20:25.600 --> 0:20:28.240 whereas when you're at ut or whatever in the South, 0:20:28.320 --> 0:20:30.159 it's like this is my family. 0:20:30.359 --> 0:20:33.040 I never leave this house. It's just completely crazy. 0:20:33.119 --> 0:20:34.960 Well, you said that you knew a lot about are 0:20:35.080 --> 0:20:37.720 in Texas, Well, how are those sororities like like in 0:20:37.800 --> 0:20:38.240 the movies. 0:20:38.880 --> 0:20:40.080 It's it's like in the movies. 0:20:40.160 --> 0:20:42.159 Like, so my friends from home who were going to 0:20:42.240 --> 0:20:45.320 these big state schools were prepping for their rush week. 0:20:45.720 --> 0:20:47.240 So what is it? What is a rush week? 0:20:47.680 --> 0:20:49.320 So when you get on campus, like the week before 0:20:49.320 --> 0:20:51.359 school starts, you basically have a week where you go 0:20:51.440 --> 0:20:55.000 to all these events for different sororities to see which 0:20:55.040 --> 0:20:56.840 one you want to join, and then you go through 0:20:56.840 --> 0:20:58.720 the rush process, which is I guess, like a series 0:20:58.760 --> 0:21:02.200 of like interviews, an event and determined and hazeing determine 0:21:02.200 --> 0:21:03.880 if you're worthy of being. 0:21:04.000 --> 0:21:06.960 A surthy Wow, Marie, did you do that? 0:21:07.040 --> 0:21:07.920 When you no? 0:21:08.080 --> 0:21:10.960 But my roommate Holly did. Oh yeah, she pledged and 0:21:11.119 --> 0:21:12.320 she her rush week. 0:21:12.400 --> 0:21:14.040 She first of all, I feel like she didn't shower 0:21:14.119 --> 0:21:17.280 for like the entire Oh my god, she had no time. 0:21:17.880 --> 0:21:20.560 And she they would make her do like really dumb 0:21:20.640 --> 0:21:24.160 stuff like stay up late and go to the supermarket 0:21:24.320 --> 0:21:29.240 to buy uh, what's the cereals that have letters alphabet 0:21:29.440 --> 0:21:31.639 alphabets or something, And they had to like spell stage 0:21:32.800 --> 0:21:35.160 that's something. They had to like smell something out. 0:21:35.520 --> 0:21:37.399 She had to spell something out with like all the 0:21:37.800 --> 0:21:38.600 o's or something. 0:21:39.119 --> 0:21:41.960 And the girls had gone to the Schoopermarket the supermarkets 0:21:41.960 --> 0:21:44.720 around campus and bought all the alphabet cereal except for 0:21:44.840 --> 0:21:47.119 one box. So all the girls that were rushing were like, 0:21:47.720 --> 0:21:49.439 like fighting for this box of cereal. 0:21:49.800 --> 0:21:50.840 What that said? 0:21:50.960 --> 0:21:53.639 I don't know. She was doing a lot of cocaine too, Okay, okay, 0:21:53.680 --> 0:21:56.920 you did. She didn't shower for a week, and I 0:21:56.960 --> 0:21:59.040 would see her and she'd be like, I have it. 0:21:59.480 --> 0:21:59.800 I have it. 0:22:00.160 --> 0:22:03.359 Been to bed in several days and I was like, Holly, 0:22:03.760 --> 0:22:04.800 you look crazy. 0:22:04.920 --> 0:22:06.919 And then she like she do a bump and going 0:22:07.000 --> 0:22:11.840 class and then she she crossed over or whatever, and 0:22:11.920 --> 0:22:14.440 she was like, this is great. I love my sisters. 0:22:14.480 --> 0:22:15.960 And I was like, they sound like they have used 0:22:16.000 --> 0:22:16.960 you for a week. Yeah. 0:22:17.440 --> 0:22:19.000 I feel like one of the craziest things about getting 0:22:19.000 --> 0:22:21.760 into one of those sororities too, is you have a 0:22:21.880 --> 0:22:25.400 lums of the sorority write letters like letters of recommendation. 0:22:25.520 --> 0:22:27.080 Is if you're like applying to college again. 0:22:28.320 --> 0:22:30.440 So my mom was in a sorority and she'll have 0:22:30.680 --> 0:22:32.720 tons and of the people every year ask her to 0:22:32.800 --> 0:22:36.080 like write them these letters. Being like Chloe will make 0:22:36.119 --> 0:22:38.800 an amazing sister, Like I've known her since she was 0:22:38.840 --> 0:22:42.240 a child. She should be in the family. It's just wild. 0:22:42.520 --> 0:22:44.960 What sit wait is your Your mom's still close with 0:22:45.040 --> 0:22:46.600 her sisters, her sorority sisters. 0:22:47.000 --> 0:22:49.879 I think maybe she sees them like once every few years. 0:22:50.640 --> 0:22:53.000 She works all the time. She doesn't. She's not really 0:22:53.160 --> 0:22:56.160 like you said to your mother, what she she works? Oh, 0:22:56.320 --> 0:22:58.959 she's like you have business, bitch, No mother works. 0:22:59.160 --> 0:22:59.959 What is your mom's name? 0:23:00.400 --> 0:23:05.120 My mom's name is Lisa, Okay, Lisa do She works 0:23:05.160 --> 0:23:05.880 in oil and gas. 0:23:06.000 --> 0:23:08.720 She was a treasurer oil and guests. 0:23:08.760 --> 0:23:10.399 Catherine, are you the richest person that's ever sat on 0:23:10.440 --> 0:23:14.200 this couch? I feel like oil and gas. That doesn't 0:23:14.240 --> 0:23:15.320 make any sense. 0:23:15.480 --> 0:23:17.120 Catherine, she got abu dabi money. 0:23:17.280 --> 0:23:19.080 I don't know the full extent of what she does, 0:23:19.160 --> 0:23:21.800 but I know that she's always flying around, okay, lots 0:23:21.840 --> 0:23:24.280 of money. So when she's not doing that, she's just 0:23:24.440 --> 0:23:26.359 at home on the couch, chilling alone. She doesn't want 0:23:26.359 --> 0:23:26.840 to see anyone. 0:23:27.680 --> 0:23:32.360 Frank went flyer miles. So she has near a cashmere snuggie. 0:23:33.200 --> 0:23:35.680 Your mom doesn't lounge in like poor people clothes. 0:23:35.800 --> 0:23:37.840 She lounges in this pair of pajamas that I got 0:23:37.880 --> 0:23:40.000 her like six years ago, that she wears like every day. 0:23:40.119 --> 0:23:41.440 Isn't that the cutest you ever heard? 0:23:41.560 --> 0:23:44.440 Yeah, but they're like probably Prada like pajamas. 0:23:44.600 --> 0:23:45.600 They're from anthro. 0:23:46.800 --> 0:23:49.400 Anthropology is that she's pretty much Prada. 0:23:49.400 --> 0:23:53.320 Pretty much tag light on their website. Pretty much Prada. 0:23:55.520 --> 0:23:58.119 Okay, so your mother got adjacent. Your mother grew up 0:23:58.200 --> 0:23:59.480 in the sorority, so. 0:23:59.600 --> 0:24:02.280 She Yeah, she's from Houston as well. That's where I 0:24:02.280 --> 0:24:02.600 grew up. 0:24:02.680 --> 0:24:04.800 But you don't have a twang. No no, no, no, no, 0:24:06.160 --> 0:24:08.159 you went this vocal coach that you went to. 0:24:08.480 --> 0:24:10.280 Well, Houston is such a big city, so it's not 0:24:10.480 --> 0:24:13.800 all like, it's not super twangy. But also, my dad's 0:24:13.840 --> 0:24:18.120 from New Jersey, so I have influence that Northeast vibe. 0:24:18.400 --> 0:24:22.280 Yeah, he's like Jewish like affluent. I feel the affluent 0:24:22.520 --> 0:24:25.600 from your voice. Oh yeah, fluenza. 0:24:25.840 --> 0:24:26.480 Oh my god. 0:24:28.000 --> 0:24:31.280 So I wanted to know, like what what drew you 0:24:31.400 --> 0:24:34.800 to like, oh, the joining one. Yeah, because you got 0:24:34.920 --> 0:24:36.879 to be a certain type of person to want that 0:24:37.359 --> 0:24:38.200 well lifestyle. 0:24:38.320 --> 0:24:39.760 Yeah, because I felt like I wanted to be a 0:24:39.840 --> 0:24:42.880 delta and then I was like, no, I don't want 0:24:42.920 --> 0:24:44.600 to do it. It looks like a lot of work. 0:24:44.920 --> 0:24:46.800 Yeah. I think the main thing was just where I 0:24:46.880 --> 0:24:48.959 grew up, like every single person was in one. 0:24:49.040 --> 0:24:50.360 So I just went to school. I was like, oh yeah, 0:24:50.480 --> 0:24:52.120 I'll join one. And it's a great way to meet 0:24:52.119 --> 0:24:53.240 people when you don't know anyone. 0:24:54.000 --> 0:24:56.640 But then once you is, you don't know anybody when 0:24:56.640 --> 0:24:57.720 you get there, I know. 0:24:57.880 --> 0:25:00.480 But then like when you join a group, then you 0:25:00.560 --> 0:25:02.639 automatically have people being like this is the thing to 0:25:02.720 --> 0:25:04.960 go tours. When you're a freshman kind of scrambling, you're like, 0:25:05.160 --> 0:25:06.680 we're gonna go to the dining hall for like the 0:25:06.720 --> 0:25:08.800 cookie night, and that's where I want to be. 0:25:09.800 --> 0:25:11.400 I want to be at like the party at the club. 0:25:12.680 --> 0:25:13.200 At the club. 0:25:13.760 --> 0:25:16.440 When I first started college, I have like a Von 0:25:16.600 --> 0:25:18.720 Dutch hat on, I had converse. 0:25:19.000 --> 0:25:21.840 I looked so cool. Those white people didn't know what 0:25:21.960 --> 0:25:23.560 to do. They were like, we need you, you know. 0:25:23.680 --> 0:25:29.480 I met seniors immediately the first Von Dutch but like 0:25:30.080 --> 0:25:32.200 and that Von Dutch trucker hat. They were like you, 0:25:33.040 --> 0:25:35.960 we need you at the party now we know we 0:25:36.320 --> 0:25:38.640 know you're going to do ninety nine apples and bananas 0:25:38.680 --> 0:25:41.160 at the same day. I don't remember ninety nine apples. 0:25:41.560 --> 0:25:46.120 The liquor Nod went to Princeton. They're drinking. 0:25:46.160 --> 0:25:49.120 They don't drink that she's drinking like Gean martiniz or something. 0:25:49.160 --> 0:25:50.920 No, we drank just everything inside. 0:25:51.320 --> 0:25:53.320 It was. There was no ninety nine apples in there. 0:25:53.400 --> 0:25:57.240 There's no black people there. That's why she sat there there. 0:25:57.640 --> 0:26:02.520 They're there, how many if you can count them? Because 0:26:02.560 --> 0:26:07.440 she literally was like there was Charles and shitake s 0:26:09.119 --> 0:26:12.119 all right, what did you want to Prinison for? 0:26:13.200 --> 0:26:13.320 Uh? 0:26:13.680 --> 0:26:14.320 For kicks? 0:26:14.640 --> 0:26:15.080 For fun? 0:26:15.240 --> 0:26:15.760 For kicks? 0:26:17.080 --> 0:26:19.800 My major was English, so for nothing? 0:26:20.240 --> 0:26:22.200 Yeah, literally to hang out. 0:26:22.359 --> 0:26:24.440 You really went to college for for fun? 0:26:24.760 --> 0:26:24.960 Yeah? 0:26:25.080 --> 0:26:26.560 When I got in, I was like, oh, I can 0:26:26.680 --> 0:26:28.600 relax because I was such a psycho in high school 0:26:28.640 --> 0:26:30.000 about like my grades and stuff. 0:26:30.080 --> 0:26:31.560 So when I got I was like, I'm just going 0:26:31.640 --> 0:26:33.560 to enjoy myself. That's what I did. 0:26:35.119 --> 0:26:38.200 First of all, I want to know how wait, how 0:26:38.320 --> 0:26:40.480 great were your grades to get into Princeton. 0:26:41.440 --> 0:26:44.760 They had to be amazing, just the top, just the top. 0:26:45.119 --> 0:26:48.680 Like casually, I was the most obnoxious person you've ever 0:26:48.840 --> 0:26:50.560 met in your life. Like in all my classes, I 0:26:50.720 --> 0:26:52.520 was just like in the front, like and if I 0:26:52.520 --> 0:26:54.000 didn't understand me, I would just make this face. 0:26:54.000 --> 0:26:57.359 They'd be like explain it, like I was. You would 0:26:57.400 --> 0:26:58.760 not have liked me at all like. 0:27:00.640 --> 0:27:00.919 No one. 0:27:01.000 --> 0:27:04.040 No, I was not did you work the lesses? No? 0:27:04.200 --> 0:27:05.399 Perfect vision? But thank you? 0:27:05.600 --> 0:27:07.760 Oh my god. I just I feel like you were 0:27:07.840 --> 0:27:10.520 in the front row with like fake glasses, just like yes, 0:27:10.840 --> 0:27:12.080 just to look smarter. No. 0:27:12.160 --> 0:27:14.600 I was just like sort of chubby, like hair tied 0:27:14.720 --> 0:27:18.280 back in my uniform, like with a scrudge, like a thief. 0:27:18.400 --> 0:27:21.359 Yeah it was. And then you came and then you 0:27:21.520 --> 0:27:24.680 became this and I tried to blossom. No, you definitely 0:27:25.000 --> 0:27:26.320 blossop's it. 0:27:26.400 --> 0:27:28.479 Takes time, you know. I feel like, were you always 0:27:28.600 --> 0:27:29.359 like hot and cool? 0:27:29.640 --> 0:27:30.879 No, bitch serious. 0:27:30.960 --> 0:27:33.119 The reason why I have personality and funny is because 0:27:33.119 --> 0:27:36.359 I used to be like a ragged Oh I saw dust. 0:27:36.720 --> 0:27:38.639 I saw a picture you posted of young you and 0:27:38.720 --> 0:27:40.480 you look fifty years older than you are. 0:27:40.920 --> 0:27:48.720 Damn no, wow? Did you podcast and read it? 0:27:49.760 --> 0:27:54.200 It was like, don't you think? I mean, you look 0:27:54.280 --> 0:27:57.800 so young and wow, she said you looked fifty years 0:27:58.080 --> 0:27:58.800 older than you. 0:27:59.080 --> 0:28:01.560 Feel like, that's that's right there. 0:28:01.760 --> 0:28:03.360 I was. I was trying to give you a compliment. 0:28:04.280 --> 0:28:05.680 Can't we take a step, But she didn't say fifty 0:28:05.760 --> 0:28:06.080 years old. 0:28:06.119 --> 0:28:09.480 She said, fifty years older. You look now so like eighty. 0:28:12.280 --> 0:28:13.199 I look eighty. 0:28:13.720 --> 0:28:15.680 Fuck you bitch. I feel like it was the bifocals. 0:28:15.920 --> 0:28:18.160 I mean, you look at cool eighteen now and then 0:28:18.240 --> 0:28:20.679 you looked, you know, fifty years older than that pure 0:28:20.680 --> 0:28:21.359 Well it's forty. 0:28:22.720 --> 0:28:25.960 That urban life is like it wears and tears on 0:28:26.040 --> 0:28:30.480 the children, you know, like you you're working kids hardcore 0:28:31.200 --> 0:28:33.920 with that urban lifestyle. And when I say urban, it's 0:28:34.080 --> 0:28:37.760 just like the city, like city life, but you're in 0:28:37.800 --> 0:28:39.760 the city now and you look younger. 0:28:39.880 --> 0:28:42.320 She's saying, because I don't do shit, that's what it is. 0:28:42.600 --> 0:28:45.880 I don't have a moist drive, she uses, I do 0:28:46.120 --> 0:28:49.400 use the thank you guys. Shows up at the show 0:28:49.520 --> 0:28:52.440 and like a tailored outfit head to toe. It was 0:28:52.520 --> 0:28:53.040 made for her. 0:28:54.040 --> 0:28:56.560 She'll show up in a boot that's a don't listen 0:28:56.560 --> 0:28:58.480 to Marie first of all. Yeah, but just both come 0:28:58.520 --> 0:29:01.680 in with a sequence catsuit fun. Yeah, yes, that's for 0:29:01.840 --> 0:29:02.440 certain shows. 0:29:02.520 --> 0:29:03.720 That's for like my show. 0:29:03.880 --> 0:29:07.080 You show up to a regular show in a like 0:29:07.720 --> 0:29:10.320 like a dress blazer, a dressy blazer. 0:29:10.600 --> 0:29:12.760 Well, I feel like it's important to put your best 0:29:12.880 --> 0:29:15.240 foot forward, even if your shoe is from Rainbow. 0:29:15.400 --> 0:29:16.840 I really feel like it's important. 0:29:16.840 --> 0:29:17.560 Couldn't agree more. 0:29:17.760 --> 0:29:18.640 I'm not doing laundry. 0:29:18.720 --> 0:29:19.720 That much laundry for the week. 0:29:19.840 --> 0:29:22.000 I'm not I'm not getting me in new clothes. You're 0:29:22.000 --> 0:29:23.520 getting me in repeated outfits. 0:29:24.240 --> 0:29:27.920 Iywear, I just rewaar But you always look good, Catherine, 0:29:27.960 --> 0:29:30.160 Thank you always you always look well put together. 0:29:30.520 --> 0:29:32.600 It always looks like you thought about the look. 0:29:33.360 --> 0:29:35.400 I do a lot of H and M. Had to 0:29:35.520 --> 0:29:39.560 tell and then maybe like a fun statement piece, Oh. 0:29:40.960 --> 0:29:43.080 And what our statements? Like a bib necklace? 0:29:43.240 --> 0:29:45.400 Maybe something you'd find it a thrift, you know what 0:29:45.440 --> 0:29:48.200 I mean, Like one of those expensive resale shops, like 0:29:48.280 --> 0:29:50.640 a brooch, like something's old, but it's like eighty dollars, 0:29:50.720 --> 0:29:52.000 but you're like, it's cool. 0:29:51.840 --> 0:29:52.520 Though, I'm gonna buy it. 0:29:52.720 --> 0:29:55.680 MM to do a lot of I like that. 0:29:55.880 --> 0:29:57.720 Yeah, cool leather jackets. 0:29:58.000 --> 0:30:01.920 Yes. So what is your summertime? Like time style? 0:30:02.120 --> 0:30:03.840 I don't love the summer. I have to be clear 0:30:03.880 --> 0:30:04.200 about that. 0:30:04.520 --> 0:30:07.280 Really, I really feel like you would thrive in the summer. 0:30:07.440 --> 0:30:10.920 My thighs they rub together so much, and it's. 0:30:10.840 --> 0:30:14.160 Just so they sell these bands. They're supposed to like 0:30:14.240 --> 0:30:16.360 put on your thighs. That like is supposed to know 0:30:16.440 --> 0:30:17.040 that's sad. 0:30:17.280 --> 0:30:19.800 I just like to do a little deodorant swipe or something. 0:30:20.000 --> 0:30:24.400 Yeah together. Yeah, I just don't. 0:30:24.440 --> 0:30:27.040 I don't like being hot, Like I get really moody 0:30:27.160 --> 0:30:28.520 and difficult. 0:30:29.160 --> 0:30:29.720 I can't see you. 0:30:30.120 --> 0:30:31.680 One of those people are like, can I speak to 0:30:31.760 --> 0:30:32.280 the manager? 0:30:32.480 --> 0:30:32.640 Oh? 0:30:32.840 --> 0:30:34.760 Yeah, I'm always crying on the train because I'm like, 0:30:34.800 --> 0:30:35.640 how is it this slow? 0:30:35.680 --> 0:30:36.160 I'm just like. 0:30:39.800 --> 0:30:41.440 When Steve and I get on the train, he knows, 0:30:41.560 --> 0:30:44.720 oh it's ripped out my ear. He knows that I'm 0:30:44.800 --> 0:30:46.840 sitting and he's not, and he's just he. 0:30:46.840 --> 0:30:47.640 Should always be that. 0:30:47.760 --> 0:30:50.360 Yeah, he's a man. Well, when you guys go out 0:30:50.400 --> 0:30:52.920 on dates and it's like the booth or the chair, 0:30:53.000 --> 0:30:54.520 do you ask where he want to sit or do 0:30:54.600 --> 0:30:55.560 you just sit where you want to sit? 0:30:55.760 --> 0:30:58.080 No, I get add to it. I want do you 0:30:58.240 --> 0:31:00.040 look like you do what you want? I think it 0:31:00.120 --> 0:31:03.960 might be that sorority life? Yeah, low key, I know. 0:31:04.360 --> 0:31:04.840 I uh. 0:31:05.360 --> 0:31:07.400 I just I want to know more about you as 0:31:07.480 --> 0:31:10.479 a girlfriend at this point. Oh really, did you did 0:31:10.560 --> 0:31:13.320 you date while you were in the sorority? Yes, we 0:31:13.480 --> 0:31:14.000 talk about it. 0:31:14.240 --> 0:31:16.320 Okay, this is a good story. Messi's story. 0:31:16.520 --> 0:31:16.840 Please. 0:31:17.320 --> 0:31:18.520 Yeah I had. 0:31:20.240 --> 0:31:22.120 I'm a I'm a horrible girlfriend, but no, I had 0:31:22.160 --> 0:31:26.080 this amazing boyfriend for a while in college. 0:31:25.880 --> 0:31:27.040 And why was he amazing? 0:31:27.120 --> 0:31:30.960 He had like money in his like a nice hot 0:31:31.520 --> 0:31:34.640 tall checking the boxes, you know what I mean? Yes, 0:31:34.840 --> 0:31:40.280 So I took him to the Theta formal. It's like 0:31:40.360 --> 0:31:44.040 an event where it doesn't sound fun at all. They 0:31:44.080 --> 0:31:45.880 get you, they pick you up on campus and like 0:31:45.960 --> 0:31:48.240 a bus and they take you to this like Sculpture 0:31:48.320 --> 0:31:50.120 Garden where they had this party set up with like 0:31:50.680 --> 0:31:52.600 open bar and a dance floor and sta. 0:31:52.680 --> 0:31:53.800 So, what was the sorority that you were in? 0:31:53.920 --> 0:31:58.480 It was called Theta Theta? What's the colors black and gold? 0:31:59.320 --> 0:32:00.120 Black and go? 0:32:02.600 --> 0:32:02.800 Yeah? 0:32:03.640 --> 0:32:07.120 So I take him to the formal. We have fun, 0:32:07.200 --> 0:32:09.560 We get really drunk on the way home. The bus 0:32:09.720 --> 0:32:12.200 like gets lost from the sculpture Garden to campus. 0:32:13.480 --> 0:32:17.080 Sounds like scary movie, the opposite of that. 0:32:19.160 --> 0:32:19.400 Lost. 0:32:20.000 --> 0:32:24.760 Everybody pulled. Everyone's gonna die. He's like, City's like orgy 0:32:24.880 --> 0:32:29.800 bug Ye kind of whip it out, whip them titties 0:32:29.880 --> 0:32:33.200 are yo, no flash, everybody. 0:32:33.600 --> 0:32:35.960 This does not go that way. I'm like, I have 0:32:36.080 --> 0:32:38.280 to pee. I've had like a hundred sotas. 0:32:38.320 --> 0:32:41.720 I'm like I have to pee so bad, And I'm like, 0:32:42.080 --> 0:32:43.880 does anyone have something I can pee in like I'm 0:32:43.920 --> 0:32:47.240 not gonna make it. So this sweet man has this 0:32:47.360 --> 0:32:49.600 like plat finds like this plastic cup on the floor, 0:32:49.800 --> 0:32:52.000 your boyfriend, my boyfriend, little solo cook. 0:32:52.400 --> 0:32:52.560 Yeah. 0:32:53.200 --> 0:32:57.040 Well, so I start peeing in the solo cup. It's broken. 0:32:57.200 --> 0:32:59.520 There's a know, it was like one of those plastic 0:32:59.560 --> 0:33:01.840 those clear plastic cups. It like kind of like splits. 0:33:01.920 --> 0:33:06.880 Sometimes you have to stop, like the cup's broken. 0:33:06.680 --> 0:33:10.000 So I have to stop, you know, you can't. 0:33:11.840 --> 0:33:12.680 Always coming out. 0:33:12.760 --> 0:33:15.400 It don't stop because it's out. 0:33:15.640 --> 0:33:18.760 So I then proceed to hold it. We finally get 0:33:18.760 --> 0:33:21.960 back to campus. I've already developed the UT. I like 0:33:22.040 --> 0:33:25.280 it's too late. But then because we're so drunk, I'm like, 0:33:25.480 --> 0:33:28.280 let's have shower sex. Oh, so then we have like 0:33:28.360 --> 0:33:30.720 I have sex on this UTI, and the next morning 0:33:30.760 --> 0:33:32.920 I'm just like so much. 0:33:34.600 --> 0:33:36.000 Everything's broken when. 0:33:36.200 --> 0:33:39.440 You develop a UTI that fast from not. 0:33:39.680 --> 0:33:43.080 Something happened, not from not being and then immediately like 0:33:43.200 --> 0:33:43.880 having sex. 0:33:44.600 --> 0:33:47.280 It was just so messy. Okay, it was messy. 0:33:47.320 --> 0:33:48.920 And then the next morning I'm like I have to 0:33:49.000 --> 0:33:52.720 go to the student health center whatever. But then that 0:33:52.880 --> 0:33:54.720 night I had to like sing in this concert, but 0:33:54.800 --> 0:33:57.959 I was so uncomfortable that I was like sprinting from 0:33:58.000 --> 0:33:59.560 the bathroom in between songs. 0:33:59.640 --> 0:34:00.440 It was just terrible. 0:34:00.960 --> 0:34:01.640 It's a U T I. 0:34:01.680 --> 0:34:04.440 It just it just hurts when you pee, but you 0:34:04.520 --> 0:34:06.040 also feel like you have to pee all the time. 0:34:07.440 --> 0:34:08.040 That happened to me. 0:34:08.680 --> 0:34:10.239 I got one U T I. 0:34:10.560 --> 0:34:13.080 Yeah, I only had got bad the one time, so 0:34:13.280 --> 0:34:13.799 that's all I. 0:34:15.960 --> 0:34:17.520 Up like less bad other times. 0:34:17.680 --> 0:34:20.240 So everything down here for me is it's just broken. 0:34:20.880 --> 0:34:21.000 Yo. 0:34:21.080 --> 0:34:23.640 I had one time because I was I was a 0:34:23.760 --> 0:34:26.120 junior and I hooked up with a freshman. 0:34:25.880 --> 0:34:27.400 And he rabbit penis. 0:34:27.640 --> 0:34:27.960 It was. 0:34:30.400 --> 0:34:30.719 God it. 0:34:30.800 --> 0:34:33.360 I was like, why would you ever have sex with 0:34:33.600 --> 0:34:36.719 anybody this age? I said, throw them all away in 0:34:36.800 --> 0:34:39.960 the trash, throw them away. It was like, and I 0:34:40.040 --> 0:34:43.920 didn't know how to say, like this is garbage. But 0:34:44.040 --> 0:34:45.879 there was definitely a time where I looked at. 0:34:45.880 --> 0:34:49.440 Him like, dude, just hurry up. You were a junior 0:34:49.480 --> 0:34:52.000 and he was a freshman. Way, I don't know, did 0:34:52.080 --> 0:34:56.080 he dutch? I don't know, girl, I was just like 0:34:56.480 --> 0:34:59.480 in a bad place. I had to be in a 0:34:59.520 --> 0:34:59.919 bad place. 0:35:00.000 --> 0:35:04.239 I was having sex with a freshman, honestly, and like 0:35:04.400 --> 0:35:07.319 he looked like he could play basketball, but also look 0:35:07.480 --> 0:35:08.120 like he could. 0:35:07.960 --> 0:35:09.279 Just be watching basketball. 0:35:09.600 --> 0:35:14.759 Almost. I never hooked up with somebody who was younger 0:35:14.800 --> 0:35:18.880 than me really, like because Marie's been twenty one for like, oh, 0:35:19.080 --> 0:35:21.560 it's just something that it's just a preference of mine. 0:35:21.600 --> 0:35:23.520 Like I just I feel like I never hooked because 0:35:23.520 --> 0:35:26.360 I lost my virginity when I was on my eighteenth birthday, 0:35:26.360 --> 0:35:29.480 So seventeen eighteen, thank you so much, so just a 0:35:29.520 --> 0:35:32.359 couple of years ago. And the dude that I lost 0:35:32.400 --> 0:35:32.560 it to. 0:35:32.719 --> 0:35:35.200 Was like, I don't know, he's like twenty four or 0:35:35.280 --> 0:35:37.320 something like that, he was thirty. 0:35:37.400 --> 0:35:39.680 She's lying, no, he was young. But I'm saying that, 0:35:39.840 --> 0:35:42.960 like I don't have the I don't have the experience 0:35:43.000 --> 0:35:44.920 of hooking up with an eighteen year old because I 0:35:44.960 --> 0:35:46.960 don't know what double like. 0:35:47.160 --> 0:35:49.640 But I feel like the sex is all bad. It's 0:35:50.120 --> 0:35:54.200 so like traumatizing. I was traumatized. I was like, I 0:35:54.520 --> 0:35:56.880 never want to have any type of penis like this 0:35:57.160 --> 0:35:57.680 ever again. 0:35:58.600 --> 0:35:58.799 Jack. 0:35:58.880 --> 0:36:00.799 And now I'm a lesbian, so it's great, Yea, It's 0:36:00.840 --> 0:36:02.560 like I literally will never have that. 0:36:02.719 --> 0:36:05.840 I mean, but you got you skipped like ten years 0:36:05.920 --> 0:36:09.880 of like thanks for sexual wow, like you were you 0:36:10.000 --> 0:36:15.280 were working these streets. Shut the fuck up. Okay, thank you, Catherine. 0:36:15.320 --> 0:36:16.800 Were you working these streets? 0:36:16.840 --> 0:36:17.000 Oh? 0:36:17.120 --> 0:36:20.680 Yes, let's talk about it's all over the place. I 0:36:20.719 --> 0:36:22.960 feel like it's hard to tell. You can't always know 0:36:23.800 --> 0:36:25.439 if someone's going to be good at sex. 0:36:26.120 --> 0:36:28.920 No, And sometimes you're surprised in a good way. 0:36:28.960 --> 0:36:32.280 You're like, oh my god, you yeah, And then sometimes 0:36:32.320 --> 0:36:35.400 it's it's so easy to be better than this. 0:36:36.280 --> 0:36:36.480 Yeah. 0:36:36.560 --> 0:36:38.880 But even if they are good, then they start talking 0:36:38.920 --> 0:36:43.839 and you're like, oh, man, to talk some of them, 0:36:44.000 --> 0:36:45.400 just the conversation. 0:36:45.200 --> 0:36:46.320 Of the things that oh. 0:36:47.680 --> 0:36:49.720 No, no, no, no, no, no no, it's not worth. 0:36:51.440 --> 0:36:56.040 Conversations. I know these business blazers. I guess we're gonna talk. Well. 0:36:56.080 --> 0:36:59.239 I hooked up with this girl that was like, I 0:36:59.320 --> 0:37:01.279 thought she was cool. I thought she was hot. 0:37:01.440 --> 0:37:03.719 And then she came back to my place and I 0:37:03.760 --> 0:37:06.320 could tell like she was nervous, and I was like, listen, 0:37:06.600 --> 0:37:08.080 I'm not the best at this either. 0:37:08.160 --> 0:37:10.479 It's okay, like we don't need to like act cool. 0:37:10.960 --> 0:37:13.879 But then she started talking like throughout the whole thing, 0:37:13.920 --> 0:37:15.000 and I was like, okay, but. 0:37:15.080 --> 0:37:16.719 What was she saying. Was she like asking you if 0:37:16.760 --> 0:37:20.080 you liked it or if it was like it was 0:37:20.200 --> 0:37:23.640 like dirty talk slash conversational talk. 0:37:23.840 --> 0:37:26.000 No, what kind of conversational talk. 0:37:26.120 --> 0:37:28.759 It was kind of like so like I felt like 0:37:28.840 --> 0:37:30.880 tonight was really good, right, and I was like what 0:37:31.880 --> 0:37:37.560 it was like, No, come on, no fish? 0:37:37.960 --> 0:37:39.000 I was like, no, thank you. 0:37:39.560 --> 0:37:42.760 Just can we just quietly do this and be awkward 0:37:43.000 --> 0:37:44.759 and just be in the awkwardness and that's it. 0:37:44.880 --> 0:37:46.439 But I feel like if you're having sex with a woman, 0:37:46.920 --> 0:37:49.960 you're going to be talking to them because women are like, 0:37:50.520 --> 0:37:55.840 what are you thinking about right now? No, how are 0:37:55.880 --> 0:38:01.759 you feeling? Are you gonna callmulator? No, it's not like that. 0:38:01.840 --> 0:38:05.520 I think she just was very weird and awkward. 0:38:05.560 --> 0:38:07.600 But also we were really drunk, so it was kind 0:38:07.600 --> 0:38:09.359 of like it was what was attracting you to her 0:38:09.440 --> 0:38:10.080 in the first place. 0:38:11.280 --> 0:38:11.960 Yellow shots? 0:38:13.080 --> 0:38:15.560 Okay, yellow shots? Did you have a lot of that sorties? 0:38:15.600 --> 0:38:17.320 Did you have like just drinks so you were just like, 0:38:17.360 --> 0:38:18.239 what the fuck am I doing? 0:38:18.640 --> 0:38:18.839 Yeah? 0:38:18.920 --> 0:38:22.440 All kinds of bowls full of punches. 0:38:23.400 --> 0:38:27.319 Because balls are bad because you could get like her 0:38:27.400 --> 0:38:30.759 piece from that, oh god, because yeah, because you're like 0:38:31.400 --> 0:38:34.760 sharing it's like a big it's like a big bowl 0:38:35.080 --> 0:38:35.800 of drink. 0:38:35.680 --> 0:38:36.960 That people a bowl. 0:38:37.160 --> 0:38:39.320 No, I thought a bowl. I thought they were like 0:38:39.440 --> 0:38:41.640 you were scooping the cup into the bowl. 0:38:41.680 --> 0:38:44.520 You were just drinking out the bowl, thinking like a 0:38:44.600 --> 0:38:47.040 fish bowl, like you know how for apples in there? 0:38:47.160 --> 0:38:49.960 You have like several straws. Oh no, not that, that's 0:38:50.000 --> 0:38:53.359 what I'm thinking. She's not talking about Dallas bdq's okay, Yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:38:53.360 --> 0:38:53.839 that's what I thought. 0:38:53.880 --> 0:38:54.760 It's a house party. 0:38:54.800 --> 0:38:59.160 There's bowls of punch dunk, and you were okay with 0:38:59.239 --> 0:39:01.759 these balls even though there's like people, there's predators out 0:39:01.800 --> 0:39:03.960 there doing like I was so dumb. 0:39:04.280 --> 0:39:07.439 I don't remember. I don't remember. I just wanted people 0:39:07.520 --> 0:39:09.200 to like me. I just wanted people to want to 0:39:09.560 --> 0:39:11.719 hook up with me. I was doing it all. I 0:39:11.880 --> 0:39:14.680 wasn't this you know, confident, just the. 0:39:16.680 --> 0:39:17.080 That you are. 0:39:17.239 --> 0:39:19.680 Yes, no, no, no. So my question is, did you 0:39:19.800 --> 0:39:23.040 ever like go to a party where you did too 0:39:23.239 --> 0:39:25.000 much and woke up one day and you were like, 0:39:25.480 --> 0:39:27.440 because we've all been to parties when you drink too much, 0:39:27.440 --> 0:39:29.520 and then you're like, well, what happened? Did you ever 0:39:29.640 --> 0:39:30.279 do that? 0:39:30.840 --> 0:39:31.759 Like at a sorority party? 0:39:31.840 --> 0:39:33.880 Refers that was like every weekend in college. 0:39:34.680 --> 0:39:35.400 And then you look and. 0:39:37.480 --> 0:39:39.520 After I, yess, I've done that all the time. 0:39:40.960 --> 0:39:43.520 Oh well, actually, what's interesting, So because I'm this is 0:39:44.160 --> 0:39:47.960 dark since I'm from Houston and I was went to 0:39:48.040 --> 0:39:50.000 these like Christian schools and I got really into my 0:39:50.080 --> 0:39:52.560 youth group, and I was like, I went to this 0:39:52.680 --> 0:39:55.759 like evangelical camp in Arkansas, and I was convinced I 0:39:55.880 --> 0:39:58.560 was like saving myself for marriage growing up. 0:39:58.640 --> 0:39:59.080 I'm sorry. 0:39:59.520 --> 0:40:01.719 It actually was good because. 0:40:01.480 --> 0:40:05.480 That meant that throughout college I was kissing everyone, but 0:40:05.560 --> 0:40:08.600 I wasn't always spending the night until I got the 0:40:08.640 --> 0:40:11.480 boyfriend and then everything went out the window. But I 0:40:11.520 --> 0:40:14.680 think it protected me even though it also stunted my growth. 0:40:15.360 --> 0:40:17.799 Hmmm. I don't think that you gotta just I didn't 0:40:17.800 --> 0:40:19.400 go through a whole phase in college. I don't think 0:40:19.440 --> 0:40:22.279 that you have to bang everybody in college. I don't 0:40:22.280 --> 0:40:23.760 think it stunted your growth. 0:40:24.440 --> 0:40:27.200 No, I just mean like it meant like the shame 0:40:27.520 --> 0:40:29.359 and everything that you have to get over once you're 0:40:30.000 --> 0:40:34.240 when you've been raised in that environment, it had. 0:40:34.160 --> 0:40:37.480 No shame, none shame. I think I still kind of 0:40:37.520 --> 0:40:38.040 had some shame. 0:40:38.120 --> 0:40:39.320 I think so too, Marie. 0:40:39.880 --> 0:40:42.960 Let's dive in. Yeah, I mean, were you raised religious? 0:40:43.320 --> 0:40:47.440 Yeah, my parents are pretty religious, so religious, extra religious, 0:40:48.280 --> 0:40:50.879 so Mauric shouldn't even be my friend with my gay ass, 0:40:51.080 --> 0:40:52.880 Like I'd be like sitting in her girlfriend and my 0:40:52.920 --> 0:40:53.480 mom's like her. 0:40:53.440 --> 0:40:57.920 Girlfriend, Like my mom, do you talk about like sex 0:40:57.960 --> 0:40:58.800 stuff on stage? 0:40:59.160 --> 0:41:01.719 No sex at all? Girl. 0:41:01.840 --> 0:41:05.160 We literally this is four years of like us being 0:41:05.520 --> 0:41:07.080 almost together almost every day. 0:41:07.760 --> 0:41:10.440 We finally divulged a little bit. 0:41:10.640 --> 0:41:12.680 I still don't know ship. Yes, it's because this is 0:41:12.719 --> 0:41:15.759 my whole year. It's the whole you need that. But 0:41:15.880 --> 0:41:18.360 I'm just going through my whole face and it's not 0:41:18.440 --> 0:41:21.480 even really a whole phase. It's real dry. I'm like 0:41:22.080 --> 0:41:23.400 to get through you I do. 0:41:23.600 --> 0:41:25.480 Cydny's like, well, it's gonna get warm out so you 0:41:25.560 --> 0:41:27.239 can just people are gonna go nuts. 0:41:27.239 --> 0:41:29.880 I'm excited for the summer because I feel like that 0:41:30.080 --> 0:41:32.200 you're gonna just be going on dates. And then there's 0:41:32.360 --> 0:41:34.640 like the frying pan. You've ever been to the frying pan? 0:41:34.719 --> 0:41:38.480 Where's it's It's on the West Side Highway and it's like. 0:41:40.239 --> 0:41:41.280 It's on the highway. 0:41:42.600 --> 0:41:45.520 It's it's like the pier. It's by the pier. 0:41:45.680 --> 0:41:48.640 It's like a it's like a docked boat and you 0:41:48.719 --> 0:41:52.680 can have like oyster Yeah, and then like a whole 0:41:52.680 --> 0:41:54.680 bunch of people like after where people go and like 0:41:54.800 --> 0:41:55.880 people have like white. 0:41:55.760 --> 0:41:58.279 Wine and beers and it's a it's a cool place 0:41:58.360 --> 0:42:01.360 to be the boat like oysters and get drunk on 0:42:01.560 --> 0:42:04.719 and meet people and be packed. There's like a way 0:42:04.880 --> 0:42:06.600 some people like wait to get on this day. It 0:42:06.719 --> 0:42:08.319 was the last time you went to the frying pan, dude, 0:42:08.320 --> 0:42:10.000 because it might have been two thousand and eight, for 0:42:10.080 --> 0:42:11.760 all we know, it could have been before the recession. 0:42:11.840 --> 0:42:17.160 Honestly, I think I went when I was wearing no 0:42:17.320 --> 0:42:19.040 juicy couturs wetpants. 0:42:20.440 --> 0:42:23.880 You went to the West Side Highway in a juicy 0:42:23.960 --> 0:42:24.680 guitar shoa. 0:42:25.760 --> 0:42:28.480 But it was so many people and so many dudes, 0:42:28.520 --> 0:42:30.520 and I was like, Marie, I really feel like you 0:42:30.560 --> 0:42:31.319 could thrive here. 0:42:32.080 --> 0:42:34.239 Yeah, but that was like mad years ago. I still 0:42:34.280 --> 0:42:35.280 feel like it's Catherine. 0:42:35.280 --> 0:42:37.479 I mean, you're you're in a relationship, but I feel 0:42:37.520 --> 0:42:40.480 like we can take this trip and just like see 0:42:40.560 --> 0:42:41.320 what's out there for me. 0:42:41.440 --> 0:42:42.080 I would love to. 0:42:43.000 --> 0:42:44.600 I want to pick some I don't want to pick 0:42:44.640 --> 0:42:45.880 somebody for you, but I just want you. 0:42:46.000 --> 0:42:47.600 I also don't want you to pick somebody for me. 0:42:48.200 --> 0:42:49.840 She's gonna be like, look at him, he's all his 0:42:49.960 --> 0:42:52.800 teeth and I'm gonna be like, but he's also a 0:42:52.960 --> 0:42:54.360 small person, Like. 0:42:54.480 --> 0:42:56.640 To have a ho face, you have to want that face. 0:42:57.120 --> 0:42:58.239 You can't force it. 0:42:59.120 --> 0:43:00.880 She's not forcing it. I think you've forced me. Oh, 0:43:00.920 --> 0:43:03.880 I don't force anything. No, I feel like you know 0:43:04.120 --> 0:43:06.560 you're I feel like you're easing into it. But you're 0:43:06.640 --> 0:43:11.759 also picky as hell. What I feel like? What? That's good? 0:43:11.880 --> 0:43:12.319 That's good. 0:43:12.440 --> 0:43:13.360 You gotta be picky. 0:43:13.440 --> 0:43:15.240 I mean, I don't want to sleep with a troll 0:43:15.680 --> 0:43:16.160 for years. 0:43:16.239 --> 0:43:19.960 I know, I'm like, I don't need to go there. 0:43:21.160 --> 0:43:21.880 We've done it for. 0:43:21.920 --> 0:43:25.279 Both, for everyone. Honestly, it's as a friend. I feel 0:43:25.320 --> 0:43:28.920 like you've you've been through it just being my friend, Katherine. 0:43:28.960 --> 0:43:30.640 What's the grossest person you ever hooked up? 0:43:30.680 --> 0:43:30.719 Like? 0:43:30.880 --> 0:43:32.239 Whoa, yeah, let's do that. 0:43:34.000 --> 0:43:35.920 Oh god, there's so many. I'm trying to think, like 0:43:36.080 --> 0:43:40.399 what a good story would be to tell I picked 0:43:40.480 --> 0:43:43.320 up with someone like in the bathroom of a hotel 0:43:43.600 --> 0:43:48.600 that like I classy, No, it wasn't Who's hotel? That 0:43:48.960 --> 0:43:51.640 it was my twentieth birthday. 0:43:51.440 --> 0:43:55.160 So you were in wait classy classy? 0:43:55.760 --> 0:43:58.800 No, I wish it was. Don't remember. That's why I 0:43:59.520 --> 0:44:01.279 I have no no memory of it. 0:44:01.480 --> 0:44:03.879 Well, I think the thing about memory is like when 0:44:03.920 --> 0:44:06.719 you get when you get older, you lose it, and 0:44:06.920 --> 0:44:08.799 it's sometimes it has nothing to do with just a drink, 0:44:08.840 --> 0:44:12.600 and it's just you wouldn't remember anything exactly. She was twenty. 0:44:12.800 --> 0:44:16.160 There's sober time that was like three years ago exactly, 0:44:16.280 --> 0:44:16.560 thank you. 0:44:17.560 --> 0:44:21.399 So honestly, it's just I'm bad at memory, like right now, 0:44:21.760 --> 0:44:24.480 like anything that happened in college, it had to be 0:44:25.239 --> 0:44:27.560 so prominent that I that that's the only way I 0:44:27.600 --> 0:44:28.120 can remember. 0:44:28.320 --> 0:44:28.800 I can't. 0:44:29.120 --> 0:44:32.000 Yeah, I can't remember what happened last week, bitch, Like 0:44:32.040 --> 0:44:33.840 how the hell am I supposed to remember from like 0:44:34.120 --> 0:44:34.920 when I was twenty. 0:44:35.239 --> 0:44:37.279 I also like I'm not good at having sex in 0:44:37.400 --> 0:44:40.160 like fun places. It's like, no, I want to be 0:44:40.239 --> 0:44:42.279 laying down, like I'm not going to come if I'm 0:44:42.360 --> 0:44:43.960 like standing against a wall. 0:44:44.120 --> 0:44:46.600 I don't sitting on the sink. No. So I feel 0:44:46.640 --> 0:44:49.400 like in this bathroom, I was like trying to like lay. 0:44:49.320 --> 0:44:51.440 On the floor, lay on the floor. 0:44:51.680 --> 0:44:55.240 The hotel bathroom, Catharine. 0:44:55.120 --> 0:44:57.200 It's all where I feel like I was better than 0:44:57.280 --> 0:44:59.080 that I was young. 0:44:59.360 --> 0:45:04.000 Your mother in gas and oil, okay, gas and oil. 0:45:04.160 --> 0:45:08.400 I hope no one listens to everyone is listening. Literally everybody, 0:45:08.520 --> 0:45:11.959 thousands of people. Catherine, you're here for sorority. I feel 0:45:12.000 --> 0:45:13.320 like there's some more stories. 0:45:13.360 --> 0:45:15.719 I feel like I'm unraveling. What's the What was the 0:45:16.080 --> 0:45:18.799 pledge process like for your Let. 0:45:18.760 --> 0:45:22.320 Me remember mine was really mild. It was just like 0:45:23.280 --> 0:45:26.000 people giving me cupcakes and me getting people cupcakes. 0:45:26.160 --> 0:45:26.440 That's it. 0:45:27.120 --> 0:45:29.560 I had to wear like this crazy penguin costume one 0:45:29.680 --> 0:45:33.200 night when we went out, and I that was I famous, 0:45:33.320 --> 0:45:35.440 like made out with someone on this pool table in 0:45:35.520 --> 0:45:37.920 this penguin costume and like everyone saw and was like 0:45:38.080 --> 0:45:38.800 laughing about it. 0:45:38.880 --> 0:45:41.160 But I didn't know they were laughing at me. Anyways, 0:45:41.200 --> 0:45:42.080 that guy's gay now, so. 0:45:42.239 --> 0:45:48.359 Oh my god, I was gay. Was like, hey, sir, 0:45:48.920 --> 0:45:52.440 you know and you were like hi, and he was like, 0:45:52.600 --> 0:45:57.000 oh why. But I don't understand about sorties and fraternities. 0:45:57.080 --> 0:46:00.160 Why is what is the hazing process about? Why it 0:46:00.239 --> 0:46:04.000 about humiliating people? Why would you want to bring people 0:46:04.080 --> 0:46:07.160 in by humiliating them because it's funny to us? 0:46:07.440 --> 0:46:07.600 Is it? 0:46:07.880 --> 0:46:09.959 If I'm already in it and I've already been hazed, 0:46:09.960 --> 0:46:11.600 and I'm gonna haze the crap out of you? Okay? 0:46:11.640 --> 0:46:14.200 I want to make this clear I don't think anyone 0:46:14.239 --> 0:46:15.600 should be in a sorority or a fraternity. 0:46:15.640 --> 0:46:17.520 I think they're insane. I think they're so stupid. 0:46:18.000 --> 0:46:21.560 I think that people without interests want to meet people 0:46:22.200 --> 0:46:25.000 and they find that doing shitty things will bring them together, 0:46:25.600 --> 0:46:27.320 which I think if you go through a shared experience, 0:46:27.400 --> 0:46:27.960 maybe it does. 0:46:28.280 --> 0:46:31.479 But it's based on nothing. It's based on no true 0:46:31.560 --> 0:46:32.240 part of yourself. 0:46:32.280 --> 0:46:32.719 But it's all. 0:46:32.880 --> 0:46:36.400 But they they're really big on like the sisterhood, the brotherhood. 0:46:36.520 --> 0:46:39.480 Like what I I'm I don't get it. 0:46:39.760 --> 0:46:40.760 People just want to belong. 0:46:41.160 --> 0:46:43.399 Well, what are the benefits of being in a sorority? Yeah, 0:46:43.480 --> 0:46:45.879 what's the benefits? It's like after college, it's like you'll 0:46:45.880 --> 0:46:47.560 get a job because yeah. 0:46:48.000 --> 0:46:50.120 Also, and it's like what, no, I think if you're 0:46:50.120 --> 0:46:52.520 in like a big legit one, then you do have 0:46:52.600 --> 0:46:56.680 connections like, oh, the governor of Texas or whatever. It 0:46:56.800 --> 0:46:59.600 was like in my fraternity, so I can get a job. 0:46:59.680 --> 0:47:01.279 Like I think there are a lot of connections like that. 0:47:01.719 --> 0:47:03.680 Yeah, but if I text the governor, or, if I 0:47:03.840 --> 0:47:06.120 send a letter or an email to the governor of Texas, 0:47:06.120 --> 0:47:07.920 and I'm like, oh, I was in this frat or 0:47:08.000 --> 0:47:11.359 the sorority, he's gonna be like, cool, let me write 0:47:11.400 --> 0:47:11.919 you a letter. 0:47:12.400 --> 0:47:16.480 Probably they take it so seriously down there. Really, that's 0:47:16.560 --> 0:47:18.120 crazy the world. 0:47:18.640 --> 0:47:20.520 I don't I don't even talk to anybody from college. 0:47:20.600 --> 0:47:22.479 I speak to one guy, and every time I speak 0:47:22.480 --> 0:47:24.640 to me, he's like, remember that time in your dorm 0:47:24.680 --> 0:47:26.759 when you got drunk and were listening to Mariak, Like 0:47:26.840 --> 0:47:28.560 he remembers things that I'm like, I think you make 0:47:28.680 --> 0:47:30.880 that up. Every time we speak he says something and 0:47:30.920 --> 0:47:32.160 I'm like, that's not a real memory. 0:47:32.239 --> 0:47:35.319 I'm meeting up with my friend from college. Her name 0:47:35.400 --> 0:47:38.440 is Amanda, Amanda David. 0:47:39.760 --> 0:47:39.880 Name. 0:47:39.960 --> 0:47:43.439 Yeah, it's about to be her birthday. I haven't seen 0:47:43.480 --> 0:47:46.560 her in years. I'm going to her birthday party. And 0:47:46.920 --> 0:47:50.360 this was like a near dear friend. She was like 0:47:50.920 --> 0:47:55.400 basically Marie level type friend. And she had a baby 0:47:56.440 --> 0:47:57.440 and that's when she fell off. 0:47:57.520 --> 0:47:58.160 She disappeared. 0:47:58.280 --> 0:47:59.239 Yeah she's dead to us. 0:47:59.239 --> 0:48:00.960 Sorry, man, Well not no, no, no, no, no no no. 0:48:02.960 --> 0:48:05.319 I think it was because I was in another phase 0:48:05.440 --> 0:48:08.360 too in my life, because sometimes you don't even have 0:48:08.480 --> 0:48:10.279 to have a kid or a boyfriend for people to 0:48:10.480 --> 0:48:11.560 just like split. 0:48:11.840 --> 0:48:12.600 Now you have a kid. 0:48:12.680 --> 0:48:15.000 We not really cool, but it's fascinating how people kind 0:48:15.040 --> 0:48:17.600 of just they just die, separate. 0:48:17.680 --> 0:48:19.200 They have a baby, and it's like, oh my god, 0:48:19.239 --> 0:48:21.000 remember Valerie, she's like dead. 0:48:21.080 --> 0:48:24.759 Now when you have a baby, you die and then 0:48:24.800 --> 0:48:28.520 you are reincarnated as a babysitter for fifty to sixty years. 0:48:28.520 --> 0:48:30.640 Oh that's what it is, Gatherine. 0:48:30.800 --> 0:48:32.600 You become a full ten babysitter and you don't have 0:48:32.640 --> 0:48:32.919 a life. 0:48:33.000 --> 0:48:34.080 Are you excited about that? 0:48:34.280 --> 0:48:34.800 Absolutely? 0:48:34.840 --> 0:48:37.040 Not look like a baby. 0:48:37.239 --> 0:48:39.560 Yeah. Actually, the only reason I wanted to have a 0:48:39.680 --> 0:48:42.719 kid is to reason one, because I wanted to see 0:48:42.760 --> 0:48:43.920 a little version of myself. 0:48:44.480 --> 0:48:46.000 You don't need to see brother. 0:48:46.480 --> 0:48:49.279 We have a version of your brother, who's a little vert. 0:48:49.280 --> 0:48:50.840 He's bigger than me and he's older than me. 0:48:50.920 --> 0:48:52.560 But I need a little version, like a little one 0:48:52.600 --> 0:48:54.160 that's like that does like the same things that I do, 0:48:54.239 --> 0:48:55.239 doesn't necessarily look like. 0:48:55.280 --> 0:48:58.120 Me, just like like a clown, right or a clown, 0:48:58.960 --> 0:49:01.440 a clown clown. So that's that was one of That 0:49:01.640 --> 0:49:02.800 was one of the reasons why I wanted to have 0:49:02.840 --> 0:49:03.080 a kid. 0:49:03.080 --> 0:49:05.000 And then the second reason is because my mother likes 0:49:05.120 --> 0:49:07.680 children and she I thought she'd be a cool grandma. 0:49:07.760 --> 0:49:10.000 Oh she would be, but like it's not because like 0:49:10.080 --> 0:49:12.600 I want to procreate. Like it's not because I'm like, oh, 0:49:12.640 --> 0:49:14.040 there's a burning desire in me. 0:49:14.160 --> 0:49:16.480 To even imagine you fucking pregnant. 0:49:16.520 --> 0:49:20.080 Ory, I would be so much traumatic funny. 0:49:20.160 --> 0:49:22.160 I go on training, like I need to sit down. 0:49:22.280 --> 0:49:27.479 I'm like three days pregnant, and you would be yelling 0:49:27.719 --> 0:49:31.000 everybody everybody pregnant. You were like, no, man, we'd be 0:49:31.040 --> 0:49:32.960 like you. It'd be like, it looks like you just 0:49:33.040 --> 0:49:33.880 had a big lunch. 0:49:33.840 --> 0:49:36.720 And like there's are twins in here, the twins. 0:49:37.160 --> 0:49:40.400 I feel like if I have kids, it'll be because 0:49:40.719 --> 0:49:42.680 like like in a Kylie Jenner way, it's like I 0:49:42.800 --> 0:49:45.239 have everything in the world. What more could I want? Oh, 0:49:45.440 --> 0:49:47.520 I'll have a kid, like for fun, like as a joke, 0:49:47.560 --> 0:49:50.200 as a twin year old. Okay, yeah, she already has 0:49:50.239 --> 0:49:50.799 the whole world. 0:49:50.840 --> 0:49:51.640 And like different thing. 0:49:52.000 --> 0:49:53.440 I'm climbing the laddery. You know. I want to be 0:49:53.440 --> 0:49:54.960 a big success and once I'll be. 0:49:55.000 --> 0:49:59.640 Like, Okay, you're on your way, Catherine. You're doing bonner 0:50:00.120 --> 0:50:01.160 is freaking summer. 0:50:01.320 --> 0:50:02.200 Thank you big. 0:50:02.440 --> 0:50:04.400 So for the listeners, what's Bonnaroo? 0:50:04.920 --> 0:50:06.200 It's a festival. It's like it's a. 0:50:06.239 --> 0:50:08.439 Music that's a big music festival, like in the middle 0:50:08.480 --> 0:50:08.960 of Tennessee. 0:50:09.560 --> 0:50:10.200 You're singing. 0:50:10.880 --> 0:50:12.279 I'm gonna sing. 0:50:12.360 --> 0:50:14.279 And they have a comedy tent now, which I think 0:50:14.360 --> 0:50:16.719 is a newsh thing. So I'll do yeah songs and 0:50:16.800 --> 0:50:21.560 stand up When is Bonnaroo June seventh through tent is gonna. 0:50:21.320 --> 0:50:22.600 Be hot as fuck. 0:50:23.360 --> 0:50:27.520 You're gonna be your little curls, your little baby hair. 0:50:27.640 --> 0:50:29.120 The other reason why I like summer is because my 0:50:29.200 --> 0:50:30.319 hair gets so big. 0:50:30.440 --> 0:50:32.600 It's just your hair is beautiful, though, what's the problem 0:50:32.640 --> 0:50:33.480 with big hair caper? 0:50:34.160 --> 0:50:36.040 It's hard to do it. We are out here thriving. 0:50:36.280 --> 0:50:39.279 I need in my hair, my pone tail. Your hair 0:50:39.320 --> 0:50:40.839 does look am I think I'm gonna break it all 0:50:40.880 --> 0:50:42.879 down this summer and do like a tapered wig. 0:50:43.320 --> 0:50:46.719 Oh like a like a tapered like a short hair, 0:50:46.960 --> 0:50:49.319 like a short wig. You're gonna do a short way. 0:50:49.560 --> 0:50:53.520 I'm gonna do a short let's brush the shoulders, you 0:50:53.920 --> 0:50:57.040 all under the ears, like you're gonna do like Angela Bassett, 0:50:57.200 --> 0:50:59.439 like when she cut all her hair off. I'm waiting 0:50:59.480 --> 0:51:01.239 to exhale and yet, no, no, no, it's gonna do that. 0:51:01.280 --> 0:51:02.719 It's gonna be a different cut. It's gonna be I'm 0:51:02.719 --> 0:51:05.080 gonna final photo and i'mna attach it to this episode. 0:51:05.160 --> 0:51:06.920 Are you gonna look Are you gonna look like? 0:51:07.120 --> 0:51:08.759 Uh, I'm gonna look really like you're in front of 0:51:08.800 --> 0:51:09.640 the desk. 0:51:09.800 --> 0:51:12.120 You're gonna be front office manager. 0:51:12.880 --> 0:51:14.960 Listen. You think it's gonna be maybe it'll be like 0:51:15.000 --> 0:51:18.120 a blunt short, Bob. I'm gonna get a mushroom cut 0:51:18.160 --> 0:51:20.160 for the summer. I love, thank you so much. 0:51:20.520 --> 0:51:21.719 What would you call this cut you have? 0:51:22.480 --> 0:51:23.399 It's a long bat. 0:51:24.200 --> 0:51:25.160 I'm gonna say that's a lob. 0:51:25.320 --> 0:51:28.040 It's packaged hair girl, that's what it's called. So also 0:51:28.120 --> 0:51:29.400 was at our show last night and he was like, 0:51:29.560 --> 0:51:31.440 is that the same week that city swearing or does 0:51:31.480 --> 0:51:34.440 she have a collection of those wigs? And I was like, 0:51:34.760 --> 0:51:36.360 it's a different week. It's thirty dollars. 0:51:36.600 --> 0:51:38.080 How many weeks do you have? Oh? 0:51:38.200 --> 0:51:41.759 Too many? Oh so hundreds many weeks? So many? 0:51:41.840 --> 0:51:45.040 And I spent so much money. So hopefully, you know, 0:51:45.239 --> 0:51:46.920 we could do some things where we can get some 0:51:47.120 --> 0:51:51.080 like quality hair. Yeah, I would love anybody who's listening 0:51:51.160 --> 0:51:57.520 who has that hair plug, not hair plugs, hair neck 0:51:58.080 --> 0:51:58.800 I would love it. 0:51:58.960 --> 0:51:59.600 That's what I want. 0:51:59.719 --> 0:52:03.080 I mean, you should be sponsored, but we should be sponsored. 0:52:03.120 --> 0:52:06.160 Catherine I feel like you have people in your sorority or. 0:52:06.560 --> 0:52:08.160 People that you know they sell hair. 0:52:09.360 --> 0:52:11.520 Yeah, I'll go through my phone book, see. 0:52:11.320 --> 0:52:13.919 Which are the theate is sell hair. Now, I feel 0:52:13.920 --> 0:52:16.080 like you have a rolodex of things too. 0:52:17.160 --> 0:52:20.000 Unfortunately, though, I basically like left my sorority after my 0:52:20.040 --> 0:52:22.200 freshman year, so I don't have those bonds anymore. 0:52:22.320 --> 0:52:23.239 But why did you leave? 0:52:24.040 --> 0:52:28.200 Because it was I didn't really like it. I'm glad 0:52:28.239 --> 0:52:30.440 that you were put your foot down and you were like, no, No, 0:52:30.560 --> 0:52:33.399 I started meeting like the theater people and fell into 0:52:33.520 --> 0:52:37.320 my a cappella group, and I found community and other places. 0:52:38.239 --> 0:52:40.480 Well, I think when I think of sororities that are fun, 0:52:40.520 --> 0:52:43.160 I don't think Ivy League colleges have fun. 0:52:43.280 --> 0:52:45.239 So no, it was just the way to meet people 0:52:45.280 --> 0:52:48.640 when I first stepped on campus. So you used I 0:52:48.800 --> 0:52:53.200 used them for sure. Free cupcakes at passes to. 0:52:53.239 --> 0:52:56.759 Clubs, free cupcakes was like your Hays. 0:52:56.480 --> 0:52:58.640 Week that Yeah, well, I told you it was gentle. 0:52:58.680 --> 0:52:59.920 It wasn't like a real sorority. 0:53:00.080 --> 0:53:04.080 Princeton do better, That's all I gotta say to Princeton. 0:53:04.239 --> 0:53:06.080 I feel like when I think sorority, I think like 0:53:06.440 --> 0:53:10.080 Sarah Michelle Geller in Cruel Intentions. Oh my god, meets 0:53:10.520 --> 0:53:14.040 like everything that was happening in Legally Blonde. Wait was 0:53:14.120 --> 0:53:17.960 she yes, she was, but wait she was in she 0:53:18.040 --> 0:53:20.840 was like they went to like a boarding school or 0:53:20.880 --> 0:53:22.200 something or a private school. 0:53:23.239 --> 0:53:25.400 Were they in high school? They were? 0:53:25.920 --> 0:53:28.520 They were high school? Were so grown? 0:53:28.800 --> 0:53:30.239 That movie like ruined my life? 0:53:30.320 --> 0:53:32.719 Yeah, they were doing coke and Anal I was like, yo, 0:53:32.840 --> 0:53:40.000 white rich people are why everyone everybody constantly because she 0:53:40.200 --> 0:53:42.319 was Sarah Michelle Geller was like a virgin or something 0:53:42.400 --> 0:53:42.560 like that. 0:53:42.719 --> 0:53:45.280 But she threw out the entire movie. 0:53:45.560 --> 0:53:46.960 But I think it was like butts X. 0:53:47.040 --> 0:53:48.399 With her violent teacher or whatever. 0:53:48.960 --> 0:53:49.200 That was. 0:53:50.760 --> 0:53:53.560 Blair and here's Blair. 0:53:53.760 --> 0:53:56.920 That was an iconic movie though, Yes, but how far amazing? 0:53:57.080 --> 0:53:58.479 How far has Somelma Blair fallen? 0:53:58.560 --> 0:54:00.600 She played Chris Jenner in the O. J. Simpson. 0:54:01.000 --> 0:54:02.360 Oh my god, I forgot about that. 0:54:02.880 --> 0:54:05.520 That's that was the rudest role you could possibly give 0:54:05.600 --> 0:54:06.319 some I was like. 0:54:06.480 --> 0:54:10.880 What Chris Jenner? I mean, she looked like her but amazing. 0:54:11.080 --> 0:54:11.920 I really enjoyed, but. 0:54:13.480 --> 0:54:17.800 Looks much better than I said. Well, good for y'all acting. 0:54:17.880 --> 0:54:19.000 But it was young Chris Janner. 0:54:19.120 --> 0:54:21.000 Yeah, this is before the Michael. 0:54:20.719 --> 0:54:24.160 Jackson faced you don't think, Yeah, she looks fine. 0:54:24.280 --> 0:54:25.920 She had a mushroom cut, like a long like what 0:54:26.000 --> 0:54:28.320 I'm gonna have for the summer, stop it, but like 0:54:28.360 --> 0:54:32.279 a little like like a little sideburn curled piece. So 0:54:32.600 --> 0:54:35.080 after that you leave the sorority? How do you leave? 0:54:35.160 --> 0:54:36.520 You just say I'm not coming back and live in 0:54:36.600 --> 0:54:37.200 here with you guys? 0:54:37.719 --> 0:54:39.480 Or do you there was there are no, there wasn't 0:54:39.520 --> 0:54:41.480 a house. I wasn't really that. You don't even have 0:54:41.520 --> 0:54:46.239 a damn I'm you're so I would know. I was 0:54:46.320 --> 0:54:48.279 barely involved and I just world of like stopped going 0:54:48.320 --> 0:54:48.680 to the event. 0:54:48.800 --> 0:54:49.440 So it was casual. 0:54:49.680 --> 0:54:52.160 Okay, Well you know what, it made you a better person, 0:54:52.400 --> 0:54:52.920 you know what I mean? 0:54:52.960 --> 0:54:57.960 I feel like, yeah, yo, Catherine, your top in the 0:54:58.120 --> 0:55:01.600 top ten people in comedy that I, oh my, genuinely enjoy. 0:55:01.880 --> 0:55:02.320 Same to you. 0:55:02.480 --> 0:55:04.880 Every time we still want to stage. You're always singing. 0:55:05.200 --> 0:55:06.359 Do you have a little song for us? 0:55:06.480 --> 0:55:06.719 Maybe? 0:55:06.840 --> 0:55:08.640 Oh my god, I actually have some new songs. I 0:55:08.680 --> 0:55:14.480 gonna be debuting at my Caroline show, which you're yes, Tuesday. 0:55:14.120 --> 0:55:16.720 First Tuesday first, so next Tuesday. 0:55:17.000 --> 0:55:20.520 Yeah, I have a new song. I have a few ones. 0:55:20.600 --> 0:55:25.000 One is about wanting to go to events. I'll just 0:55:25.000 --> 0:55:28.480 sing in the chorus really quickly, and then events, so on, 0:55:28.600 --> 0:55:31.760 I go to events. Please invite me to your events. Events, events, 0:55:31.760 --> 0:55:35.399 so one, I go to events, Take me to your events. Scene. Yes, 0:55:37.600 --> 0:55:39.719 keep it simple. That's sort of a talk one. 0:55:39.880 --> 0:55:42.279 Yeah, but I feel like that's the song for us 0:55:42.360 --> 0:55:43.880 for the summer, for the. 0:55:44.040 --> 0:55:46.480 Song We're going to the rusty pan. What's it called, 0:55:49.080 --> 0:55:50.879 We're going to the dirty flirting for Marie. 0:55:51.280 --> 0:55:54.880 Yeah, we're gonna be wearing community flirting, going to the Hampton. 0:55:55.120 --> 0:55:57.080 I don't like anes Pa drove. 0:55:57.200 --> 0:55:59.319 Nobody likes it, so why are they every way? 0:55:59.320 --> 0:55:59.480 Wait? 0:55:59.480 --> 0:56:05.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait list wait a minute, wait, what's 0:56:05.120 --> 0:56:08.560 wrong with an Esper drill. Let's talk about it real quick. 0:56:08.760 --> 0:56:11.080 What's why it feels dated? 0:56:11.120 --> 0:56:12.160 It feels out of touch? 0:56:12.600 --> 0:56:14.640 Dad? Then I just googled drill. I wanted to make 0:56:14.680 --> 0:56:15.320 sure we're talking. 0:56:15.200 --> 0:56:17.960 About so I want. I love a wedge. I love that. 0:56:19.560 --> 0:56:19.799 Drill. 0:56:20.040 --> 0:56:22.200 Drill implies like the ropey size, right. 0:56:22.280 --> 0:56:26.120 Yeah, like that these things like it has like the 0:56:27.280 --> 0:56:31.120 bracelet on you like, mom, But then you could get 0:56:31.160 --> 0:56:34.920 an es drill wedge. Wow, even worse. 0:56:36.200 --> 0:56:39.760 I have Espra drill Jimmy chees and they're Jimmy Choo's. 0:56:40.080 --> 0:56:40.800 You said it twice. 0:56:40.880 --> 0:56:44.600 We know that they're Jimmy Jimmy Somewhere you have Jimmy Choo's. 0:56:45.200 --> 0:56:49.640 There Jimmy chooes shoes and they're Espra drills, and there 0:56:49.640 --> 0:56:51.400 are Jimmy Choo's. They're Jimmy cheese. 0:56:52.160 --> 0:56:55.439 I'm trying to so for the Jimmy choose, I'm trying 0:56:55.480 --> 0:56:57.480 to think why I don't like them. I think it's 0:56:57.480 --> 0:57:00.640 because I picture sort of like these Texas at the 0:57:00.719 --> 0:57:01.960 country club with them, and. 0:57:01.960 --> 0:57:04.799 I used a wrong type of women you talking about 0:57:04.840 --> 0:57:07.319 with them when I have the Espra drills on. These 0:57:07.320 --> 0:57:09.239 are what you have on is these eSPI drills right here, 0:57:09.920 --> 0:57:15.040 because those are Espra drills are so Chanell released a 0:57:15.160 --> 0:57:17.320 line of Espip duals like two years ago that everybody 0:57:17.440 --> 0:57:19.080 was running out to get and they just it was 0:57:19.160 --> 0:57:23.480 like a black leather like shoe with like the woven 0:57:23.600 --> 0:57:26.240 bottoms and they were like one thousand dollars. 0:57:26.320 --> 0:57:28.800 It's insane for a summer shoe. 0:57:30.240 --> 0:57:33.160 My roll never over one hundred dollars for a pair 0:57:33.160 --> 0:57:36.120 of shoes or for any any clothing thing unless it's 0:57:36.120 --> 0:57:40.240 something like crazy that you have to have stable piece coat, 0:57:40.640 --> 0:57:43.000 a coat, or maybe like a dress for a cocktail 0:57:43.080 --> 0:57:43.760 dress or something. 0:57:43.920 --> 0:57:45.840 If you do, I'll spend hundred dollars on a dress 0:57:45.840 --> 0:57:47.720 for a cocktail event and then bring it back after 0:57:47.800 --> 0:57:50.360 the event. Yeah, take all the bits. I'll spend three 0:57:50.440 --> 0:57:52.120 hundred dollars on a cocktail dress. 0:57:52.200 --> 0:57:52.720 Bring it back. 0:57:52.880 --> 0:57:55.440 But for a playful trend shoe, I'm not going over 0:57:55.480 --> 0:57:56.040 one hundred. 0:57:56.440 --> 0:57:58.120 Not a summer shoe a season. 0:57:58.360 --> 0:58:01.760 The red. I got my red boots seventy that's okay, you. 0:58:01.840 --> 0:58:03.840 Know, seventy dollars red boots. Girl? 0:58:04.000 --> 0:58:05.120 Did you order the ones I sent you? 0:58:05.920 --> 0:58:06.080 Oh? 0:58:06.320 --> 0:58:11.240 No, I'm sorry, I'm my money ain't right the way 0:58:11.920 --> 0:58:12.160 I say. 0:58:13.120 --> 0:58:15.640 The red is already wearing off from where my feet 0:58:15.840 --> 0:58:19.000 like rub and yeah, I guess I like hit my 0:58:19.040 --> 0:58:19.960 own feet when I walk. 0:58:20.280 --> 0:58:22.800 Is it a patent leather red boot? 0:58:22.880 --> 0:58:22.920 No? 0:58:24.080 --> 0:58:26.040 Okay, okay. I have a pair of red boots that 0:58:26.080 --> 0:58:28.120 we got from Buffalo Exchange. It was with me. They 0:58:28.160 --> 0:58:29.760 were eighteen dollars red boots. 0:58:29.960 --> 0:58:31.360 Oh yeah, I love the Beacon's closet. 0:58:31.840 --> 0:58:33.040 They're red boots and like. 0:58:33.200 --> 0:58:35.520 I wear I barely wear them, but when I wear them, 0:58:35.520 --> 0:58:38.120 I'm like eighteen dollars. Every time I step down, I'm like, 0:58:38.240 --> 0:58:39.680 eighteen eighteen dollars. 0:58:39.800 --> 0:58:42.680 That's it. Yeah, I feel like I don't want to spend. 0:58:42.760 --> 0:58:45.160 I want people to send me things. 0:58:45.480 --> 0:58:47.840 You have a podcast, that's what it's for, exactly. 0:58:48.040 --> 0:58:49.080 You guys need to hook side. 0:58:49.400 --> 0:58:51.640 We were, we were just on the podcast. They sent 0:58:51.760 --> 0:58:55.600 that dude a fucking suit case suitcase away Away. 0:58:55.840 --> 0:58:59.840 You know you, okay Away needs to sponsor this meat away. 0:59:00.040 --> 0:59:01.840 You need Casper, You need Casper? 0:59:01.960 --> 0:59:02.560 Where are you? 0:59:02.800 --> 0:59:05.440 You know you don't need What if I hear one 0:59:05.480 --> 0:59:07.720 more ad for pooperri on a podcast? 0:59:07.840 --> 0:59:10.760 What's that poopery? What's poopery? 0:59:10.840 --> 0:59:14.400 It's always just spray for when you when you ship. 0:59:14.400 --> 0:59:17.080 It's like when you when you blow up, it's not 0:59:17.320 --> 0:59:20.080 that bad. You need to order something online to fix it. 0:59:20.240 --> 0:59:24.320 Just leave the room, let match k just let them 0:59:24.360 --> 0:59:26.080 match and then throw the match in the toilet. That's 0:59:26.800 --> 0:59:28.680 when you taco bell. You gotta blow up the whole 0:59:29.080 --> 0:59:32.240 whole bathroom. You gotta just put the whole thing on fire. 0:59:32.360 --> 0:59:33.480 I don't like the pirie. 0:59:34.320 --> 0:59:36.400 So I'm really excited about our summer plans. Like what 0:59:36.560 --> 0:59:38.440 else you guys have lined up? 0:59:38.800 --> 0:59:42.640 Honestly, I just I'm gonna wear like denim breefs, not 0:59:42.760 --> 0:59:46.480 even shorts denim. And then I got a lot. 0:59:46.560 --> 0:59:47.320 I got a couple. 0:59:47.560 --> 0:59:52.440 I got a couple like long, kind of flowy, you know, 0:59:52.560 --> 0:59:54.800 like kimono situations, situations. I love that. 0:59:55.160 --> 0:59:58.000 Yeah, I want to do I want to do moreers. 0:59:58.160 --> 0:59:59.280 I want to do a little Wuners. 1:00:00.880 --> 1:00:01.040 Yeah. 1:00:01.080 --> 1:00:02.760 I call him wers because I'm an adult. 1:00:03.000 --> 1:00:08.560 Okay, thank you. Winner sounds like babies. No, that's one's ease, winner, mature, 1:00:08.760 --> 1:00:11.600 that's not just call it a ropper. That's what I'm 1:00:11.720 --> 1:00:12.320 calling winner. 1:00:12.800 --> 1:00:14.760 So shorts pants. 1:00:15.360 --> 1:00:20.440 I actually just really want to be healthier this summer. 1:00:20.560 --> 1:00:24.120 So what I mean no barbecues. We barely go to 1:00:24.360 --> 1:00:28.640 barbecue is healthy? I like a cookout. I like I 1:00:28.800 --> 1:00:32.720 live for a cookout like rice on a paper plate. Yes, 1:00:32.960 --> 1:00:37.040 Little Catherine, we're going to Newark to go to this barbecue, 1:00:40.320 --> 1:00:45.800 to go to the airports paint. We're going to Newark 1:00:46.000 --> 1:00:48.720 and Gordon baker Bone is going to have a cookout 1:00:48.760 --> 1:00:50.800 for us because he was our cookout expert. Yes, and 1:00:50.920 --> 1:00:53.880 we're going sounds awesome. I feel like you can us 1:00:53.920 --> 1:00:58.160 Newark roll through. But he has these brisket bacon burgers. 1:00:58.680 --> 1:00:59.919 So that's why we're going. 1:01:00.360 --> 1:01:03.280 I love meat NonStop. I want anyone with the backyard 1:01:03.360 --> 1:01:06.760 to invite us over to grill. I'll bring fancy sausages 1:01:06.800 --> 1:01:08.240 to grill with a nice mustard. 1:01:08.320 --> 1:01:08.960 I'll bring it all. 1:01:09.000 --> 1:01:10.160 Oh, a nice mustard. 1:01:10.680 --> 1:01:12.400 I feel like you're a really good I could see 1:01:12.440 --> 1:01:13.080 there's a good host. 1:01:13.280 --> 1:01:15.720 I love to host. Thank you for noticing. 1:01:16.320 --> 1:01:18.120 And I've been at your apartment. It's real nice. 1:01:18.240 --> 1:01:20.120 I know about we need a backyard. Yeah, we don't 1:01:20.160 --> 1:01:20.680 have backyard. 1:01:20.760 --> 1:01:21.880 What are your plans for the summer? 1:01:23.760 --> 1:01:26.400 So I'm gonna wear warm colors like I'm just some 1:01:26.520 --> 1:01:29.160 color blockings, like an orange crop top with like a 1:01:29.320 --> 1:01:34.040 magenta mini skirt, shoes with like a yellow sandal. I 1:01:34.120 --> 1:01:37.320 have my eye on these platform yellow sandals from Camper. 1:01:37.840 --> 1:01:40.920 I don't even know what that is. Is that the 1:01:40.920 --> 1:01:45.840 summertime camper camper sounds like hunter camoes. 1:01:47.000 --> 1:01:49.160 And my plan is to be on a lot of rooftops. 1:01:49.280 --> 1:01:51.920 Yes, but that's everyone's plan. Everything that's boring, Okay. So 1:01:52.080 --> 1:01:55.800 I love spicy skinny margaritas. 1:01:55.680 --> 1:01:59.280 A spicy scal oh I do love, Yes, I love 1:01:59.320 --> 1:02:03.920 a but what's the skinna margarita? It's where no sugar mix. 1:02:04.000 --> 1:02:04.959 There's no simple syrup. 1:02:05.320 --> 1:02:07.240 Yeah, it's just like soda tequila. 1:02:07.480 --> 1:02:09.040 Yeah, no, I need that. 1:02:09.240 --> 1:02:11.560 I want to get some, but I don't want the mix. 1:02:11.640 --> 1:02:13.280 It gives me a headache. I'm fragile. 1:02:13.400 --> 1:02:16.240 Yeah, yeah, I feel like classy ladies like you guys 1:02:16.360 --> 1:02:18.880 should not have sugar in your dock. No, no, what 1:02:19.520 --> 1:02:22.520 I eat bread dry? I don't even put I put 1:02:22.600 --> 1:02:24.439 sugar on my bread. That's how much I like bread 1:02:24.480 --> 1:02:24.960 and sugar. 1:02:25.080 --> 1:02:28.840 If I eat bread, I immediately gain twenty to thirty pounds. 1:02:29.240 --> 1:02:32.960 Catherine, ever reason I hear you speak what I'm like. 1:02:33.040 --> 1:02:35.840 You're your first of all, your body is incredible, Thank you, 1:02:36.280 --> 1:02:37.920 and I try and tie care. 1:02:38.040 --> 1:02:40.640 I couldn't even see twenty extra pounds on you. 1:02:41.440 --> 1:02:42.360 I'll show you. 1:02:42.360 --> 1:02:44.720 A picture, Okay, you know we want to see it. 1:02:44.880 --> 1:02:48.120 Yeah anyway, Yeah, this summer. You know I love a jog. 1:02:48.520 --> 1:02:50.360 Oh you know what, I'm obsessed with swimming? 1:02:51.560 --> 1:02:51.920 Swimming. 1:02:51.960 --> 1:02:54.640 Where do you swim? So where you have friends with 1:02:54.720 --> 1:02:55.720 pools that you holding. 1:02:55.520 --> 1:02:55.960 Out on us? 1:02:56.160 --> 1:03:00.320 No, it's a combination of borrowing my brother's car, going 1:03:00.440 --> 1:03:03.240 upstate and access to a card. 1:03:03.560 --> 1:03:05.480 You guys gotta come. So we're hanging out we're going 1:03:05.560 --> 1:03:06.720 upstate this we're gonna do it. 1:03:07.000 --> 1:03:09.640 We're gonna have a little cabin. Oh my god, I 1:03:09.680 --> 1:03:10.680 don't do cabins. 1:03:11.240 --> 1:03:12.520 No, we don't have to stay the night. We can 1:03:12.600 --> 1:03:13.240 just go for the day. 1:03:13.240 --> 1:03:13.560 But we can. 1:03:13.720 --> 1:03:15.760 We could do one night airbnb in sort of like 1:03:15.800 --> 1:03:16.720 a country home. 1:03:17.160 --> 1:03:19.000 A country home that means wrap around porch. 1:03:19.280 --> 1:03:20.680 If you split it with people, you know, you can 1:03:20.720 --> 1:03:21.440 get a nice place. 1:03:21.960 --> 1:03:25.040 M I like something that's already just set up, you know, 1:03:25.440 --> 1:03:25.840 I'll do it. 1:03:25.960 --> 1:03:26.840 I'll do some fu. 1:03:28.960 --> 1:03:30.040 I want to go to. 1:03:31.560 --> 1:03:32.200 The woods. 1:03:32.560 --> 1:03:35.000 I'll do a little trailer. Hey, I'll be in a trailer. 1:03:35.160 --> 1:03:38.880 I don't mind. Okay, Sydney, you're on drugs. 1:03:39.040 --> 1:03:42.440 Yes I am, Catherine. I feel like I learned so 1:03:42.560 --> 1:03:43.080 much about you. 1:03:43.280 --> 1:03:45.080 Oh my god, I could do this all day. Yeah. 1:03:45.240 --> 1:03:45.880 Anything that you. 1:03:45.960 --> 1:03:49.160 Feel like you didn't say that people should know, either 1:03:49.240 --> 1:03:55.120 about pledging or sororities or gross sex in hotels or espadrials. 1:03:55.160 --> 1:03:57.000 Really anything, is there anything that you want to say? 1:03:57.040 --> 1:04:00.480 I think just you really got to do. Make you 1:04:01.200 --> 1:04:04.080 alone happy and good things will come wait you alone, 1:04:05.240 --> 1:04:07.440 like you by yourself. I mean, don't worry about what 1:04:07.560 --> 1:04:08.520 makes other people happy. 1:04:08.600 --> 1:04:09.840 Okay, Ooh, it is hard. 1:04:10.240 --> 1:04:11.720 Little, that's not that hard. 1:04:12.600 --> 1:04:13.240 It's not hard for me. 1:04:14.360 --> 1:04:16.919 Sydney is compassionate. 1:04:16.920 --> 1:04:18.200 If you're a people pleaser, I. 1:04:18.240 --> 1:04:21.400 Am a people's people I've always been like that, and 1:04:22.080 --> 1:04:26.240 it's billed over into my adulthood and now I'm like, 1:04:26.400 --> 1:04:29.560 I'm really getting older and it's like I care about 1:04:30.280 --> 1:04:34.680 people and their feelings when I don't have the capacity, 1:04:34.720 --> 1:04:38.440 I don't have any room to actually care about people anymore. 1:04:38.800 --> 1:04:41.200 I care so much, but I'm like, dude, I only 1:04:41.280 --> 1:04:43.560 have this much room in my heart. Is like a 1:04:43.600 --> 1:04:44.880 little bit. Is this too much? 1:04:45.120 --> 1:04:45.160 No? 1:04:45.280 --> 1:04:47.280 I think with what we're doing, especially if you have 1:04:47.320 --> 1:04:51.360 to take such good care of yourself basically mentally, you 1:04:51.440 --> 1:04:53.400 don't have time to do with other people's shit. 1:04:54.000 --> 1:04:54.640 I don't have time. 1:04:54.800 --> 1:04:56.680 And you're giving to them in your performance. 1:04:56.880 --> 1:05:01.080 Okay, that's the gift. Talk to them. It's a gift. 1:05:01.120 --> 1:05:04.440 Every time you get show up looking amazing, you make 1:05:04.480 --> 1:05:05.600 them laugh, you charm. 1:05:06.200 --> 1:05:07.240 That's you're giving love. 1:05:09.240 --> 1:05:09.600 Catherine. 1:05:09.640 --> 1:05:11.040 I really I feel like you have the voice to 1:05:11.080 --> 1:05:13.280 do like meditation, Like God, I know I want you. 1:05:13.480 --> 1:05:15.040 I love doing voiceover, so please hire me. 1:05:15.240 --> 1:05:19.200 O yes, Catherine at an audition the other day, I 1:05:19.240 --> 1:05:19.480 loved it. 1:05:19.600 --> 1:05:21.200 I was like, oh, hey girl. She was like hey. 1:05:22.240 --> 1:05:23.520 They both were like hello. 1:05:25.200 --> 1:05:27.840 Hello. What was that for McDonald's or something? 1:05:27.960 --> 1:05:29.920 I don't know. I didn't book, did you also did not. 1:05:31.400 --> 1:05:33.360 I'm in a dry spell, so I would love to bug. 1:05:34.400 --> 1:05:36.280 You've done a lot, right, I've. 1:05:36.160 --> 1:05:38.080 Done a lot of you. Oh yeah, I'm ready for more? Baby? 1:05:38.560 --> 1:05:38.880 What have you? 1:05:39.000 --> 1:05:40.800 Where can we hear your voice? What ads? 1:05:41.440 --> 1:05:45.320 Right now? I did it? One for ship razors, care 1:05:45.480 --> 1:05:47.720 free liners, the pads. 1:05:47.840 --> 1:05:49.080 Oh, I love a pantyliner. 1:05:49.480 --> 1:05:52.440 Honestly, I feel like I would like to use them, 1:05:52.480 --> 1:05:54.920 but I don't. But are you supposed to? It's a 1:05:54.920 --> 1:05:55.880 penny liner every day? 1:05:56.080 --> 1:05:58.320 That's insane. I would never use that use. 1:05:58.520 --> 1:06:01.560 I think it's like your fast day. Your period when 1:06:01.600 --> 1:06:04.640 it's secretion is just not as white as it should be. 1:06:05.200 --> 1:06:09.280 It's not as white as what were you say right there? 1:06:09.680 --> 1:06:13.720 When are not? Your period comes out brown? No, no, no, 1:06:13.920 --> 1:06:18.640 I mean the secretion is the moisture that like mm hmm, 1:06:19.520 --> 1:06:24.720 you got land. Our next guest he's probably lost on 1:06:24.840 --> 1:06:27.880 coming after me. You just line us is a double 1:06:27.960 --> 1:06:29.560 hitter right here? Doubleheader? 1:06:30.640 --> 1:06:32.640 So carefree hick. 1:06:34.000 --> 1:06:35.720 Yeah, those are the only ones that are on right now. 1:06:35.880 --> 1:06:37.400 I did a bunch of ola but I don't know 1:06:37.440 --> 1:06:37.880 if there's. 1:06:37.720 --> 1:06:42.960 So that's nice, you know, Catherine, she did a bunch 1:06:43.000 --> 1:06:45.320 of ol A commercials. That's great. 1:06:45.400 --> 1:06:47.400 But I need my next big campaign. So I'm ready 1:06:47.480 --> 1:06:47.920 and willing. 1:06:48.400 --> 1:06:50.320 I auditioned to be the voice of Mabeline. 1:06:50.640 --> 1:06:51.320 Yeah, how is that? 1:06:52.000 --> 1:06:52.840 I don't think I got it. 1:06:53.920 --> 1:06:54.760 Well you'll find out. 1:06:54.920 --> 1:06:57.840 I I. 1:06:59.440 --> 1:07:02.440 Got to be and I got there late, and then 1:07:02.640 --> 1:07:03.360 I was hungry. 1:07:03.400 --> 1:07:03.960 So where was it? 1:07:04.960 --> 1:07:05.400 Which one? 1:07:06.200 --> 1:07:10.320 It was at this place on Fifth Avenue and I 1:07:10.440 --> 1:07:11.600 show up and I would. 1:07:11.400 --> 1:07:15.240 Sound Lounge, Sound Lounge, Sonic Lounge, something like that, all 1:07:15.280 --> 1:07:15.760 those places. 1:07:15.840 --> 1:07:18.360 And I was walking by the kitchen and I saw 1:07:18.360 --> 1:07:20.200 a bunch of bananas, so I grabbed one and I 1:07:20.280 --> 1:07:22.160 was eating it, and then women came out and said 1:07:22.160 --> 1:07:23.720 my name for me to go in next, and I 1:07:23.800 --> 1:07:25.480 threw half of the banana away and she was. 1:07:25.480 --> 1:07:26.760 Like, oh, you didn't have to do that, we can 1:07:26.920 --> 1:07:27.320 skip you. 1:07:27.920 --> 1:07:31.000 And I was like, I was like, uh no, it's fine. 1:07:31.040 --> 1:07:32.160 I got that banana from here. 1:07:32.440 --> 1:07:34.880 Yeah, and she was like those are for the class 1:07:35.160 --> 1:07:38.360 pay to be Wait really, yes, I always think about that. 1:07:38.560 --> 1:07:40.880 I'm like, can I take this at you? 1:07:41.000 --> 1:07:41.600 I just take them. 1:07:41.840 --> 1:07:43.680 Yeah, and then she gave me like really bad direction. 1:07:43.960 --> 1:07:46.360 Oh I hate that, so I don't think I got it. Okay, 1:07:46.400 --> 1:07:49.080 you doing? You're being truthful? All right, are we all? 1:07:49.480 --> 1:07:49.720 Yeah? 1:07:49.960 --> 1:07:52.320 Let's wrap this up. Thank you so much for having me. 1:07:52.480 --> 1:07:54.480 Love you guys, people who are listening where they can 1:07:54.520 --> 1:07:54.800 catch you. 1:07:56.000 --> 1:07:56.840 When is this coming out? 1:07:57.240 --> 1:07:58.600 Probably this tomorrow? 1:07:58.800 --> 1:07:59.200 Oh great? 1:07:59.280 --> 1:08:04.000 So first Caroline seven thirty pm, Sydney hosts Bang Bang 1:08:04.480 --> 1:08:07.120 with guests Pat Reagan and Irene Pharaoh. 1:08:07.040 --> 1:08:10.080 Love Merrow, Yes and the Young Girls. 1:08:10.200 --> 1:08:11.920 The big one that I want y'all to get tickets 1:08:12.000 --> 1:08:16.080 to is Joe's Pub June twenty, first first day of summer. 1:08:16.560 --> 1:08:18.840 Come come, it's gonna be singing. It's gonna be you 1:08:19.080 --> 1:08:20.920 have a full band, full band. 1:08:21.080 --> 1:08:22.479 Oh my god, that's god. 1:08:23.080 --> 1:08:23.639 That'll be great. 1:08:24.280 --> 1:08:27.320 Thank you guys for beautiful. 1:08:26.960 --> 1:08:28.439 Voice oh so sexy. 1:08:28.680 --> 1:08:29.679 Bye guy bye