Speaker 1: Hello, me, Me, me, me, me, me.
Speaker 2: Me and me.
Speaker 1: I think I feel like I sound really good today.
Speaker 2: Okay, you too, Marie honestly says, you know, I'm in
Speaker 2: the streets.
Speaker 1: Okay, I am in these voiceover streets.
Speaker 3: You don't sound like a bohemian raspitty rhapsody rhapsody.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're drassy rasp raspby.
Speaker 2: No, yeah you don't.
Speaker 1: You don't sound as horse as usually.
Speaker 2: Ah, okay, that's what I But I still feel like
Speaker 2: there's like a little bit of like gravel there, you know,
Speaker 2: like a little pebble, a little unbreak hungry. I like
Speaker 2: there's a little of that. It's sexy, thank you. You
Speaker 2: need just a little bit, just a little dash, Okay.
Speaker 2: But you sound a little horse also, I do a
Speaker 2: little a little morning voice.
Speaker 3: Maybe because I've been screaming at them badass kids outside
Speaker 3: of my fucking window. Are the kids out? Yeah, everybody's out.
Speaker 3: Kids are out, parents are out.
Speaker 2: I need everybody to stay to ass in the house
Speaker 2: is too much listen, suns out, kids out. Okay, that's
Speaker 2: what you do when it's nice out. You put your
Speaker 2: kids on the street and then don't let them come back.
Speaker 2: Inside until the sun goes down. I don't want to
Speaker 2: see nobody's kids. I don't care how nice it is.
Speaker 2: I just don't. It's not about you, Sydney. Think of
Speaker 2: the community.
Speaker 3: We don't have no community. Well, we actually have a
Speaker 3: community garden. So that's probably why that sounds gross.
Speaker 2: In Bushwick, I wouldn't trust those fruits or those vegetables.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, we got a little spice. We got
Speaker 3: a little time. Ye got a little time, a little mint?
Speaker 2: Can we talk about time? Yeah? Why is it time?
Speaker 2: And it's spelled t h y m e. It's time?
Speaker 1: Somebody black did it? Somebody somebody white?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: Well, the age is silent, but it's time like t
Speaker 1: I m E. Yeah. I don't know.
Speaker 3: It doesn't I don't get it, but I don't really
Speaker 3: use it for anything. Is this seasoning that you should
Speaker 3: be using?
Speaker 2: I feel like my mom uses it and I don't
Speaker 2: know where, but it always makes stuff taste better? Really? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, so should I be throwing it on? I feel
Speaker 3: like she puts it in rice, beef, patty and cheese.
Speaker 2: Okay, See that's not I said rice. You said something else.
Speaker 2: I mean, I can see how you confuse beef patty
Speaker 2: with rice. It's basically the same thing. Sidney, How are you?
Speaker 3: I'm feeling good, you know, I feel like good things
Speaker 3: are happening coming things of that sort.
Speaker 1: You look really great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're giving me casual like Terry Richardson photo shoot vibes,
Speaker 2: like my nipples are bad.
Speaker 5: Hard, nipples are hard. The shirt isn't real thin. Shirt
Speaker 5: is real thin and it's white. My nipples are hard.
Speaker 5: For the guests, now, I wanted to feel.
Speaker 2: Like real Hampton's in here, you know, honestly, are you
Speaker 2: wearing an espadrill?
Speaker 1: Do you have on a wedge sand not today?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, do you have a straw bag?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: Actually, but I have a mint?
Speaker 2: That's not the same. People That feels very jitny. People
Speaker 2: in the Hamptons don't wear backpacks.
Speaker 1: This is like a drawstick string type situation.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, but they don't wear backpacks in the
Speaker 2: in the Hamptons' you'd be surprised.
Speaker 1: It is a label on it. They'll definitely be wearing it.
Speaker 2: Sis. They do like Gucci backpack. They do like a
Speaker 2: straw If you drop it too fast, it will break bag.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Oka like a circle Chanel.
Speaker 2: Do they use woven bag or or that blue Mendale's
Speaker 2: brown bag? Do they use that?
Speaker 1: I think that all poor people do that. Poor people
Speaker 1: reuse bags.
Speaker 4: Yo.
Speaker 2: I used to do. My mother would used to be.
Speaker 2: My mother used to put my things in a blue
Speaker 2: Mendale's big bag when I would go to high school.
Speaker 3: And she's like, people are gonna think you have money
Speaker 3: with this. I'm like, no, they're gonna think I'm four. Yeah,
Speaker 3: only poor people do that.
Speaker 2: No, But she's like, no, this is like a prestigious
Speaker 2: place to shop. So how long would you use bag
Speaker 2: for oh Man sis till it was like increased and wrinkle.
Speaker 2: I've been taping the handles.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I feel like your mom lied to you. I
Speaker 1: was like, Ramona, you're doing a lot.
Speaker 2: She's like, this is a status a status item, like
Speaker 2: a brown paper bag. My mom had like a black
Speaker 2: canvas Lord and Taylor bag. Oh yeah, And I felt
Speaker 2: like money when I had that one. The toats.
Speaker 1: I had never been to Lord and Taylor in my life.
Speaker 3: Why would you you were young? Taylor's for an old
Speaker 3: as woman.
Speaker 2: Trying to get some business work clothes, trying to get
Speaker 2: a blazer with a shoulder pad, Oh my god, a
Speaker 2: work blazer. I think I just called blazers. No, it's
Speaker 2: there's a difference between a blazer and a work blazer.
Speaker 1: What's a casual blazer? A casual blaze.
Speaker 3: There's a blazer that you're like, oh, you know, I
Speaker 3: want you to think that I'm doing things in the day,
Speaker 3: but I'm not. And then there's the blazer that no,
Speaker 3: I've been I've been by the fax machine for weeks.
Speaker 2: That's just a blazer. It's different type of blazer.
Speaker 3: Son.
Speaker 2: Okay, well you guys sound off in the in the
Speaker 2: comments or send us a message. Is there something with
Speaker 2: a different types of blazer? One blazer pocket is real,
Speaker 2: the other one is it's sown shut. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 2: casual blazer, Sidney, What the hell.
Speaker 1: Are you an expert in?
Speaker 5: This is?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, girl, trusting my instincts. Okay, trusting my
Speaker 3: instinct good one. So I'm you know, I was at
Speaker 3: home doing a lot of work or whatever, and I
Speaker 3: was like, oh, you know what, I want.
Speaker 2: To just like make my way down down to Rainbow.
Speaker 2: I want to go to Rainbow. And I was like,
Speaker 2: I want to go to you sing the song on
Speaker 2: the way to Rainbow. I was like, I'm gonna go
Speaker 2: to Rainbow. But I was like, shut up with a
Speaker 2: face one should I get done? I was like, I
Speaker 2: am going to the city. Maybe I should. I was
Speaker 2: like yeah, but it's like, I'm just going to Rainbow.
Speaker 1: Why am I doing that?
Speaker 2: I shouldn't do it, but go into the city to
Speaker 2: go to Rainbow. I didn't even know that there were
Speaker 2: rainbows in Manhattan there. I thought that was like a
Speaker 2: Brooklyn queen step Nyland thing, Bronx department stores every versus Wow. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I was, I trust my instincts.
Speaker 3: I was like, no, girl, get done. You're going to listen,
Speaker 3: You're going out of your house.
Speaker 1: Be ready.
Speaker 2: You never know your neighborhood. It might be a casting director.
Speaker 2: You never know.
Speaker 1: Okay, be prepared.
Speaker 2: Sure. So I had like a little boot on, I
Speaker 2: have my face, a little little dewey look. You no
Speaker 2: makeup makeup? Oh? I love a no makeup makeup, like,
Speaker 2: just eyebrows like everything else.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm just gonna do my eyebrows.
Speaker 2: Brows done.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, uh huh.
Speaker 3: So right when I fucking get on the train, I'm
Speaker 3: feeling good about how I look or whatever, and Then
Speaker 3: I look up and somebody I hooked up with seven
Speaker 3: years ago was on the train seven years seven years ago?
Speaker 2: Where was I? You know why? Wait? Hold on?
Speaker 1: You know why?
Speaker 3: I know exactly seven years ago because he told me.
Speaker 3: Because I had no ID, I would didn't remember him
Speaker 3: at all. This man was inside me and I could
Speaker 3: not place the time.
Speaker 2: I was like, where were we at your house? My
Speaker 2: house in a basement, where were we?
Speaker 1: But he was like, yeah, don't you remember.
Speaker 3: I was like no, you know how terrible it is
Speaker 3: if you're like I don't know that you've been inside me,
Speaker 3: but you definitely have been inside me.
Speaker 1: And you know where I used to He's like, yeah.
Speaker 2: You live you used to live on A one twenty seventh.
Speaker 2: Then I was like, oh shit, you was in my house? Sis, Well,
Speaker 2: how did he look? People? People want to know he
Speaker 2: looks all right, He looked okay, but like I looked
Speaker 2: amazing okay, and you were going to rainbow. But he
Speaker 2: didn't know that. He didn't know that. But I was
Speaker 2: just like, fuck man, Like I thought, after seven years,
Speaker 2: the person you had sex.
Speaker 1: Is dead, Like they don't shouldn't be alive anymore.
Speaker 3: I shouldn't be able to see you walking freely in
Speaker 3: You shouldn't be doing well after me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're without me.
Speaker 2: But imagine if I want to like bare face, straggly, dusty,
Speaker 2: musty going to Rainbow. Oh my god. He was like,
Speaker 2: you be looking straggly or dusty. I mean you'd be musty,
Speaker 2: but you don't be dusty.
Speaker 1: But I'm so glad that I looked good.
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, somebody was telling me that you do comedy.
Speaker 2: Now who is this somebody? Who are these others? I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: Girls.
Speaker 3: You know, as soon as you get on the Timeout magazine,
Speaker 3: you out here.
Speaker 1: People know who you are.
Speaker 2: Shout out to David Goldberg. Yeah. I was just like, oh,
Speaker 2: why are you on this train, dude.
Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, I live in Bushwick. I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: you have to move, you have to. I can't just
Speaker 3: see another person that has been inside me.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: I hate New York. It's too much.
Speaker 2: It's so big, but so small it is. It's only
Speaker 2: swallow when you have sex with people. So you gotta
Speaker 2: be a nun. Marie. That's why I think you want
Speaker 2: to hold it up.
Speaker 3: Make sure you go like check your look at the
Speaker 3: map and then see where you want to plan out
Speaker 3: where you're gonna get.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I feel like for the rest of the host Atennial,
Speaker 2: it just needs to be off the same train line
Speaker 2: as mine. Like it's gonna be like I'll take the
Speaker 2: Q into the city or the B into the city.
Speaker 2: But I just I don't want to transfer trains for Dick.
Speaker 2: But imagine you.
Speaker 3: Being on the train and three of your penises is
Speaker 3: on the same car.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's not good.
Speaker 2: With faces or name sis, I will pretend I don't
Speaker 2: see them because I don't remember that.
Speaker 1: Oh, but they're gonna come up to you and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be like, we where.
Speaker 2: You live on Ocean Avenue. Now, I'm gonna be like,
Speaker 2: I don't have any money, any change, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm listening to my music. Sorrybody. Well, we had a
Speaker 2: show last night and this guy was like, cause, you
Speaker 2: know again, I can't remember people's faces. And this guy
Speaker 2: came up and was like, have you guys started yet?
Speaker 2: And I was like no, And I couldn't place him,
Speaker 2: but he looked familiar to me.
Speaker 1: And I think it was the dude who came.
Speaker 2: To the first show and was like, you have until
Speaker 2: five pm to chext me. Or I want to ask
Speaker 2: somebody else out. I think it was that creepy white
Speaker 2: man that came to the show last night, stayed for
Speaker 2: a moment and then left because he didn't stay for
Speaker 2: the whole thing. And I was like, is this the man?
Speaker 2: I don't know? Girl a band from my vagina?
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's why we need security at all times.
Speaker 1: You know who we are.
Speaker 2: We in time My magazine shout out to David Gilbert.
Speaker 6: Marie.
Speaker 2: What were you an expert in this week? What was
Speaker 2: I an expert in this week? Honestly, I was an
Speaker 2: expert at bringing my family together to see a mediocre movie?
Speaker 1: What movie was it?
Speaker 2: Quiet Place?
Speaker 3: I feel some type of way that I wasn't invited
Speaker 3: to this family gathering.
Speaker 2: Well, you're not related to his bye blood. I am related,
Speaker 2: though you didn't come out of my mom or my
Speaker 2: aunt's the hyena. Yeah but Jean, but your mom loves
Speaker 2: me as if I was a daughter. Yeah, my mom
Speaker 2: just likes all her kids. She don't know.
Speaker 1: She likes us as a friend. You're so Haitian, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Honestly, that's I'm okay. My mom probably might like you
Speaker 2: more than like my sisters. Oh my god, I can't
Speaker 2: wait to come over. I have that black ricega. Wow.
Speaker 1: So y'all, y'all went to the movies, and.
Speaker 2: The movies I like set it all up.
Speaker 1: We went, We did a matinee.
Speaker 2: We're all in a group chat together that I had
Speaker 2: to mute because they beat John. I know you're listening, y'all.
Speaker 2: Just be y'all be texting too much. And my siter
Speaker 2: was like, what's the move? Because I hate planning stuff
Speaker 2: for groups of people, But the reviews for this movie
Speaker 2: have been so good, so I went. We went to
Speaker 2: see it at eleven fifteen in the morning.
Speaker 1: We get to this theater.
Speaker 2: There's three other people there, and my brother's like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be as loud as I want to be.
Speaker 1: He got there like a cool ten minutes late. But
Speaker 1: your brother is loud.
Speaker 3: He is like, it doesn't matter if there's three people
Speaker 3: or five hundred people, He's gonna be loud.
Speaker 2: He was like putting all he was performing yesterday. And
Speaker 2: then my cousin was like, I gotta jump on a
Speaker 2: call for work and he went out into the hall.
Speaker 2: We could hear the whole conversation because the movie was
Speaker 2: called a quiet place.
Speaker 1: It's there's no talking in the movie. And he's like, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: well what's her?
Speaker 2: Okay, what's help, Brian, I'm a beat, like loud screaming.
Speaker 2: Would you go see that movie? You should have saw
Speaker 2: I Feel Pretty? That's what I want to see. Oh no,
Speaker 2: let's go see that. Okay, Well only if we can, madinated, Yeah,
Speaker 2: let's do it.
Speaker 1: You want to do it? Only if you pay for me, Damn, Marie,
Speaker 1: we have to take the money out the Patreon.
Speaker 2: Speaking of I Feel pretty, Yes, today is gore job scours.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. She's iconic. She is everything that you
Speaker 2: will want in a performer and a friend, yes, okay,
Speaker 2: and maybe a lover. In a lover maybe, Oh.
Speaker 1: I could see her in the bedroom. Okay.
Speaker 3: I feel like you're the type of person to keep
Speaker 3: like an off the shoulder shirt on while you're having sex,
Speaker 3: real classy, just like clavicles and vagiant. But she like
Speaker 3: she peels the whole thing down from the shoulders. She
Speaker 3: doesn't go over the head, It just goes down and
Speaker 3: then you touch her.
Speaker 2: Don't touch me. Not there, not there, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I'm not here.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: Our guest today is a comedian is also a singer, an.
Speaker 1: Activist, philanthropist. Yes, sister, a daughter, a mother, and a dad.
Speaker 3: Give it up for our sorority expert Catherine Cohen.
Speaker 1: God, I'm so thrilled to be here this voice.
Speaker 7: Wait, I was motioning earlier because I wanted to know
Speaker 7: why someone told you they had to text you by
Speaker 7: five pm.
Speaker 2: Okay, So this guy came to the show. We thought
Speaker 2: he was rich, right, We just thought he.
Speaker 1: Had because he had marrols on.
Speaker 2: He had on Mars like an ugly but that's like
Speaker 2: it's a white man, Jordan's pretty much okay, So it's like.
Speaker 1: An ugly hiking sneaker that white men wear casually.
Speaker 4: I understand, where are you going exactly?
Speaker 1: So we thought he had money.
Speaker 2: I gave him my number, and then after I give
Speaker 2: him my number, he like reaches behind the couch and
Speaker 2: pulls out like art supplies, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: he's an artist's he had a knapsack. But he had
Speaker 2: been texting me. He had been calling me. He called
Speaker 2: me a couple of times and I'm like, who now
Speaker 2: calls in twenty eighteen, Like that's gross. Obviously he's a killer.
Speaker 2: And he he sent me a text and was like, uh,
Speaker 2: let's go out. And I was like I had a
Speaker 2: responded and he was like, you haven't to five pm
Speaker 2: to respond or I'm going to ask somebody else. Okay,
Speaker 2: you should have been asked somebody else. I was concerned.
Speaker 2: But I think he was at the show last night
Speaker 2: and just like oh my god, hey Mary, and I'm
Speaker 2: like hi, and I'm like do I know? Oh no,
Speaker 2: I love you, shady, bitch.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: You can't remember, but you watched your shady So even
Speaker 2: if you did remember, you would still act like that.
Speaker 4: You know. This morning, I was scrolling through Insta and
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, that person's cute, so I click
Speaker 4: on him. I was like, oh, I've had sex with him.
Speaker 4: So people really come back to haunt you in ways
Speaker 4: you aren't ready.
Speaker 2: For follow this person on Instagram still, you know, if you.
Speaker 7: See someone like what's there? You kind of click on
Speaker 7: their pace. No no, no, you're just sort of scrolling
Speaker 7: through the feed. Maybe they're a friend of a friend.
Speaker 4: Of a friend.
Speaker 1: I get lost and you're really in it.
Speaker 2: You're in it?
Speaker 4: Oh god, right off the bat, revealing the crazy.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, listen, such a great voice
Speaker 1: does any you.
Speaker 7: Know, I was gonna say, I could also be I'm
Speaker 7: also an expert on vocal health.
Speaker 4: You're mentioning, I've been through it. What vocal I mean?
Speaker 2: Are there peas there?
Speaker 7: So in college I had a vocal polyp, which is
Speaker 7: like a blister on your vocal cords. So I had
Speaker 7: to go to vocal therapy.
Speaker 2: Blister like herpes?
Speaker 4: No her I mean, I'm such a hypochondric. I once
Speaker 4: was having this meltdown with my singing teacher.
Speaker 7: I was like scared that I was going to get
Speaker 7: HPV in my throat because I obviously have it down below.
Speaker 2: Does it Does it shift to the throat?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 7: I was like just feverishly in the deep dark circles
Speaker 7: of web MD, being like, what if this happens where
Speaker 7: I'm not allowed to do that anymore.
Speaker 4: I was allowed to go on that website.
Speaker 2: It should be blocked.
Speaker 4: It's not allowed.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Anyways, I had a so I did vocal therapy, and
Speaker 7: then this past summer I had a vocal hemorrhage.
Speaker 4: All of this so disgusting.
Speaker 7: That is where your vocal cord it's almost like a bruise,
Speaker 7: but it like starts bleeding a little bit because you like,
Speaker 7: and I got it from coughing.
Speaker 4: When I was driving on a road trip from I
Speaker 4: was it was just sort of a perfect storm of
Speaker 4: being dehydrated, exhausted.
Speaker 1: I was so molly.
Speaker 7: And I have to say that I was sort of coughing.
Speaker 7: I acknowledged that I was coughing in a way that
Speaker 7: was because I wanted someone to say, are you okay?
Speaker 2: So you were fake coffee.
Speaker 4: I was sort of over coughing. And the Lord, the
Speaker 4: good Lord, was like, no, bitch, was like, here's going
Speaker 4: to get it on you. So what happens, wouldn't it?
Speaker 7: So that's crazy when you that basically it's almost better
Speaker 7: because you don't have to do therapy. You basically just
Speaker 7: have to not talk for an entire week. So I
Speaker 7: did a week of silence this summer week.
Speaker 2: Can you do that?
Speaker 1: Remember when I thought I had a bronchitis and.
Speaker 4: I just kept screaming, Marie, that hurts me to hear.
Speaker 2: I just kept screaming. I was like, I'm going to
Speaker 2: do all these shows.
Speaker 4: Oh my god. Yeah.
Speaker 7: So I did a full week of silence. I was
Speaker 7: an absolute delight to be with. I was just sort
Speaker 7: of I instead of laughing I would just clap and
Speaker 7: I would just nod so emphatically that I was like
Speaker 7: hitting my head on the surfaces left and right.
Speaker 1: Did you write notes?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I downloaded this really funny app where like this British
Speaker 7: woman says what you type.
Speaker 4: So it's just like.
Speaker 2: Marie, I thought we should do that for a day.
Speaker 1: I was a week.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I was out with my boyfriend, Thank you so much
Speaker 7: to the fans, and I said thing like I'm glad
Speaker 7: we're having fun even though I can't I can't speak,
Speaker 7: and it was like, I'm glad we are having fun
Speaker 7: even though I cannot.
Speaker 4: Spake this little thing soever. It's like even though I
Speaker 4: cannot spake.
Speaker 1: Orunds like the sex doll.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sort of, what's the app?
Speaker 2: This was?
Speaker 4: It's just some sort of like text to speech app.
Speaker 1: Okay, but I want the British lady.
Speaker 2: I think the default is a British.
Speaker 4: Woman and you can maybe maybe change.
Speaker 2: So you have a man, so you didn't have to
Speaker 2: go through that alone.
Speaker 4: No, I couldn't.
Speaker 7: I can't imagine going through it alone. If you didn't
Speaker 7: have I would have gone completely crazy. I also had
Speaker 7: this sort of wealthy friend whose parents have a home
Speaker 7: in summer home in Connecticut, summer home, and I called her.
Speaker 4: I was like, I need to go there. So I
Speaker 4: went with her parents.
Speaker 7: She didn't come. It was me and her parents. A
Speaker 7: weekend of silence in the country.
Speaker 1: Damn, Mary, that.
Speaker 2: Is some Caucasian day. Do we have anybody we could
Speaker 2: just call up and be like, I need to get
Speaker 2: away for I don't have a single friend with a
Speaker 2: summer home. No summer they barely have. Everyone that I
Speaker 2: know who has a home lives in that hall. Yeah,
Speaker 2: with other people, Yeah, several roommates. So let's talk about
Speaker 2: let's talk about sororities.
Speaker 4: Right where I'm coming from?
Speaker 2: Where did you go?
Speaker 7: So I went to Princeton, Godly, let me tell you this.
Speaker 7: So that's actually not why I'm an expert, although I
Speaker 7: want so. Here I'll walk you through it. So I'm
Speaker 7: from Texas originally, So that's why I know like the sorority,
Speaker 7: sorority sort of scene. Then when I went to Princeton,
Speaker 7: they have sort of an unofficial sorority system. Okay, but
Speaker 7: they also have this thing called eating clubs. What it's
Speaker 7: sort of cuckoo. Let me walk, Let me walk. Every
Speaker 7: everybody's so you have it's basically this street with these
Speaker 7: like ten big houses that are these sort of co
Speaker 7: ed frats where you eat your meals and where all
Speaker 7: the parties are. So that's like the real core of
Speaker 7: like the social scene there. And then on top of that,
Speaker 7: there are these sort of like gentle fraternity sororities that
Speaker 7: aren't officially recognized by the university.
Speaker 1: Gentle.
Speaker 2: I've never heard of fraternity or sorority as gentle.
Speaker 7: They're kind of like these lame there's sort of lame
Speaker 7: versions of sororities. I was basically in one for like
Speaker 7: a year and then sort of teetered.
Speaker 3: Off, okay and club Yeah, gentle, So how dry was it?
Speaker 4: No? No, No, everyone was drunk all the time.
Speaker 1: Oh, everybody was drunk all the time.
Speaker 7: Yeah, But it was like, you know, you'd go to
Speaker 7: an event. I would go maybe like once every two months.
Speaker 7: It wasn't like these are my sisters, this is my life,
Speaker 7: whereas when you're at ut or whatever in the South,
Speaker 7: it's like this is my family.
Speaker 4: I never leave this house. It's just completely crazy.
Speaker 2: Well, you said that you knew a lot about are
Speaker 2: in Texas, Well, how are those sororities like like in
Speaker 2: the movies.
Speaker 4: It's it's like in the movies.
Speaker 7: Like, so my friends from home who were going to
Speaker 7: these big state schools were prepping for their rush week.
Speaker 2: So what is it? What is a rush week?
Speaker 7: So when you get on campus, like the week before
Speaker 7: school starts, you basically have a week where you go
Speaker 7: to all these events for different sororities to see which
Speaker 7: one you want to join, and then you go through
Speaker 7: the rush process, which is I guess, like a series
Speaker 7: of like interviews, an event and determined and hazeing determine
Speaker 7: if you're worthy of being.
Speaker 1: A surthy Wow, Marie, did you do that?
Speaker 2: When you no?
Speaker 1: But my roommate Holly did. Oh yeah, she pledged and
Speaker 1: she her rush week.
Speaker 2: She first of all, I feel like she didn't shower
Speaker 2: for like the entire Oh my god, she had no time.
Speaker 2: And she they would make her do like really dumb
Speaker 2: stuff like stay up late and go to the supermarket
Speaker 2: to buy uh, what's the cereals that have letters alphabet
Speaker 2: alphabets or something, And they had to like spell stage
Speaker 2: that's something. They had to like smell something out.
Speaker 1: She had to spell something out with like all the
Speaker 1: o's or something.
Speaker 2: And the girls had gone to the Schoopermarket the supermarkets
Speaker 2: around campus and bought all the alphabet cereal except for
Speaker 2: one box. So all the girls that were rushing were like,
Speaker 2: like fighting for this box of cereal.
Speaker 4: What that said?
Speaker 2: I don't know. She was doing a lot of cocaine too, Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: you did. She didn't shower for a week, and I
Speaker 2: would see her and she'd be like, I have it.
Speaker 2: I have it.
Speaker 1: Been to bed in several days and I was like, Holly,
Speaker 1: you look crazy.
Speaker 2: And then she like she do a bump and going
Speaker 2: class and then she she crossed over or whatever, and
Speaker 2: she was like, this is great. I love my sisters.
Speaker 2: And I was like, they sound like they have used
Speaker 2: you for a week. Yeah.
Speaker 7: I feel like one of the craziest things about getting
Speaker 7: into one of those sororities too, is you have a
Speaker 7: lums of the sorority write letters like letters of recommendation.
Speaker 4: Is if you're like applying to college again.
Speaker 7: So my mom was in a sorority and she'll have
Speaker 7: tons and of the people every year ask her to
Speaker 7: like write them these letters. Being like Chloe will make
Speaker 7: an amazing sister, Like I've known her since she was
Speaker 7: a child. She should be in the family. It's just wild.
Speaker 2: What sit wait is your Your mom's still close with
Speaker 2: her sisters, her sorority sisters.
Speaker 4: I think maybe she sees them like once every few years.
Speaker 4: She works all the time. She doesn't. She's not really
Speaker 4: like you said to your mother, what she she works? Oh,
Speaker 4: she's like you have business, bitch, No mother works.
Speaker 1: What is your mom's name?
Speaker 4: My mom's name is Lisa, Okay, Lisa do She works
Speaker 4: in oil and gas.
Speaker 2: She was a treasurer oil and guests.
Speaker 3: Catherine, are you the richest person that's ever sat on
Speaker 3: this couch? I feel like oil and gas. That doesn't
Speaker 3: make any sense.
Speaker 1: Catherine, she got abu dabi money.
Speaker 7: I don't know the full extent of what she does,
Speaker 7: but I know that she's always flying around, okay, lots
Speaker 7: of money. So when she's not doing that, she's just
Speaker 7: at home on the couch, chilling alone. She doesn't want
Speaker 7: to see anyone.
Speaker 2: Frank went flyer miles. So she has near a cashmere snuggie.
Speaker 2: Your mom doesn't lounge in like poor people clothes.
Speaker 7: She lounges in this pair of pajamas that I got
Speaker 7: her like six years ago, that she wears like every day.
Speaker 4: Isn't that the cutest you ever heard?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they're like probably Prada like pajamas.
Speaker 4: They're from anthro.
Speaker 1: Anthropology is that she's pretty much Prada.
Speaker 4: Pretty much tag light on their website. Pretty much Prada.
Speaker 1: Okay, so your mother got adjacent. Your mother grew up
Speaker 1: in the sorority, so.
Speaker 4: She Yeah, she's from Houston as well. That's where I
Speaker 4: grew up.
Speaker 1: But you don't have a twang. No no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you went this vocal coach that you went to.
Speaker 7: Well, Houston is such a big city, so it's not
Speaker 7: all like, it's not super twangy. But also, my dad's
Speaker 7: from New Jersey, so I have influence that Northeast vibe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like Jewish like affluent. I feel the affluent
Speaker 3: from your voice. Oh yeah, fluenza.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: So I wanted to know, like what what drew you
Speaker 3: to like, oh, the joining one. Yeah, because you got
Speaker 3: to be a certain type of person to want that
Speaker 3: well lifestyle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I felt like I wanted to be a
Speaker 2: delta and then I was like, no, I don't want
Speaker 2: to do it. It looks like a lot of work.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I think the main thing was just where I
Speaker 4: grew up, like every single person was in one.
Speaker 7: So I just went to school. I was like, oh yeah,
Speaker 7: I'll join one. And it's a great way to meet
Speaker 7: people when you don't know anyone.
Speaker 1: But then once you is, you don't know anybody when
Speaker 1: you get there, I know.
Speaker 7: But then like when you join a group, then you
Speaker 7: automatically have people being like this is the thing to
Speaker 7: go tours. When you're a freshman kind of scrambling, you're like,
Speaker 7: we're gonna go to the dining hall for like the
Speaker 7: cookie night, and that's where I want to be.
Speaker 4: I want to be at like the party at the club.
Speaker 4: At the club.
Speaker 2: When I first started college, I have like a Von
Speaker 2: Dutch hat on, I had converse.
Speaker 3: I looked so cool. Those white people didn't know what
Speaker 3: to do. They were like, we need you, you know.
Speaker 2: I met seniors immediately the first Von Dutch but like
Speaker 2: and that Von Dutch trucker hat. They were like you,
Speaker 2: we need you at the party now we know we
Speaker 2: know you're going to do ninety nine apples and bananas
Speaker 2: at the same day. I don't remember ninety nine apples.
Speaker 2: The liquor Nod went to Princeton. They're drinking.
Speaker 1: They don't drink that she's drinking like Gean martiniz or something.
Speaker 4: No, we drank just everything inside.
Speaker 2: It was. There was no ninety nine apples in there.
Speaker 2: There's no black people there. That's why she sat there there.
Speaker 2: They're there, how many if you can count them? Because
Speaker 2: she literally was like there was Charles and shitake s
Speaker 2: all right, what did you want to Prinison for?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: For kicks?
Speaker 4: For fun?
Speaker 2: For kicks?
Speaker 4: My major was English, so for nothing?
Speaker 2: Yeah, literally to hang out.
Speaker 1: You really went to college for for fun?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 7: When I got in, I was like, oh, I can
Speaker 7: relax because I was such a psycho in high school
Speaker 7: about like my grades and stuff.
Speaker 4: So when I got I was like, I'm just going
Speaker 4: to enjoy myself. That's what I did.
Speaker 3: First of all, I want to know how wait, how
Speaker 3: great were your grades to get into Princeton.
Speaker 2: They had to be amazing, just the top, just the top.
Speaker 7: Like casually, I was the most obnoxious person you've ever
Speaker 7: met in your life. Like in all my classes, I
Speaker 7: was just like in the front, like and if I
Speaker 7: didn't understand me, I would just make this face.
Speaker 4: They'd be like explain it, like I was. You would
Speaker 4: not have liked me at all like.
Speaker 5: No one.
Speaker 2: No, I was not did you work the lesses? No?
Speaker 4: Perfect vision? But thank you?
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I just I feel like you were
Speaker 2: in the front row with like fake glasses, just like yes,
Speaker 2: just to look smarter. No.
Speaker 4: I was just like sort of chubby, like hair tied
Speaker 4: back in my uniform, like with a scrudge, like a thief.
Speaker 2: Yeah it was. And then you came and then you
Speaker 2: became this and I tried to blossom. No, you definitely
Speaker 2: blossop's it.
Speaker 4: Takes time, you know. I feel like, were you always
Speaker 4: like hot and cool?
Speaker 2: No, bitch serious.
Speaker 3: The reason why I have personality and funny is because
Speaker 3: I used to be like a ragged Oh I saw dust.
Speaker 7: I saw a picture you posted of young you and
Speaker 7: you look fifty years older than you are.
Speaker 1: Damn no, wow? Did you podcast and read it?
Speaker 2: It was like, don't you think? I mean, you look
Speaker 2: so young and wow, she said you looked fifty years
Speaker 2: older than you.
Speaker 1: Feel like, that's that's right there.
Speaker 4: I was. I was trying to give you a compliment.
Speaker 1: Can't we take a step, But she didn't say fifty
Speaker 1: years old.
Speaker 2: She said, fifty years older. You look now so like eighty.
Speaker 1: I look eighty.
Speaker 2: Fuck you bitch. I feel like it was the bifocals.
Speaker 7: I mean, you look at cool eighteen now and then
Speaker 7: you looked, you know, fifty years older than that pure
Speaker 7: Well it's forty.
Speaker 3: That urban life is like it wears and tears on
Speaker 3: the children, you know, like you you're working kids hardcore
Speaker 3: with that urban lifestyle. And when I say urban, it's
Speaker 3: just like the city, like city life, but you're in
Speaker 3: the city now and you look younger.
Speaker 2: She's saying, because I don't do shit, that's what it is.
Speaker 4: I don't have a moist drive, she uses, I do
Speaker 4: use the thank you guys. Shows up at the show
Speaker 4: and like a tailored outfit head to toe. It was
Speaker 4: made for her.
Speaker 2: She'll show up in a boot that's a don't listen
Speaker 2: to Marie first of all. Yeah, but just both come
Speaker 2: in with a sequence catsuit fun. Yeah, yes, that's for
Speaker 2: certain shows.
Speaker 1: That's for like my show.
Speaker 2: You show up to a regular show in a like
Speaker 2: like a dress blazer, a dressy blazer.
Speaker 3: Well, I feel like it's important to put your best
Speaker 3: foot forward, even if your shoe is from Rainbow.
Speaker 1: I really feel like it's important.
Speaker 4: Couldn't agree more.
Speaker 2: I'm not doing laundry.
Speaker 1: That much laundry for the week.
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not getting me in new clothes. You're
Speaker 2: getting me in repeated outfits.
Speaker 3: Iywear, I just rewaar But you always look good, Catherine,
Speaker 3: Thank you always you always look well put together.
Speaker 1: It always looks like you thought about the look.
Speaker 4: I do a lot of H and M. Had to
Speaker 4: tell and then maybe like a fun statement piece, Oh.
Speaker 1: And what our statements? Like a bib necklace?
Speaker 7: Maybe something you'd find it a thrift, you know what
Speaker 7: I mean, Like one of those expensive resale shops, like
Speaker 7: a brooch, like something's old, but it's like eighty dollars,
Speaker 7: but you're like, it's cool.
Speaker 4: Though, I'm gonna buy it.
Speaker 2: MM to do a lot of I like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, cool leather jackets.
Speaker 2: Yes. So what is your summertime? Like time style?
Speaker 4: I don't love the summer. I have to be clear
Speaker 4: about that.
Speaker 2: Really, I really feel like you would thrive in the summer.
Speaker 4: My thighs they rub together so much, and it's.
Speaker 1: Just so they sell these bands. They're supposed to like
Speaker 1: put on your thighs. That like is supposed to know
Speaker 1: that's sad.
Speaker 4: I just like to do a little deodorant swipe or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah together. Yeah, I just don't.
Speaker 4: I don't like being hot, Like I get really moody
Speaker 4: and difficult.
Speaker 2: I can't see you.
Speaker 1: One of those people are like, can I speak to
Speaker 1: the manager?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm always crying on the train because I'm like,
Speaker 4: how is it this slow?
Speaker 2: I'm just like.
Speaker 7: When Steve and I get on the train, he knows,
Speaker 7: oh it's ripped out my ear. He knows that I'm
Speaker 7: sitting and he's not, and he's just he.
Speaker 1: Should always be that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a man. Well, when you guys go out
Speaker 2: on dates and it's like the booth or the chair,
Speaker 2: do you ask where he want to sit or do
Speaker 2: you just sit where you want to sit?
Speaker 4: No, I get add to it. I want do you
Speaker 4: look like you do what you want? I think it
Speaker 4: might be that sorority life? Yeah, low key, I know.
Speaker 3: I uh.
Speaker 2: I just I want to know more about you as
Speaker 2: a girlfriend at this point. Oh really, did you did
Speaker 2: you date while you were in the sorority? Yes, we
Speaker 2: talk about it.
Speaker 4: Okay, this is a good story. Messi's story.
Speaker 2: Please.
Speaker 4: Yeah I had.
Speaker 7: I'm a I'm a horrible girlfriend, but no, I had
Speaker 7: this amazing boyfriend for a while in college.
Speaker 2: And why was he amazing?
Speaker 7: He had like money in his like a nice hot
Speaker 7: tall checking the boxes, you know what I mean? Yes,
Speaker 7: So I took him to the Theta formal. It's like
Speaker 7: an event where it doesn't sound fun at all. They
Speaker 7: get you, they pick you up on campus and like
Speaker 7: a bus and they take you to this like Sculpture
Speaker 7: Garden where they had this party set up with like
Speaker 7: open bar and a dance floor and sta.
Speaker 2: So, what was the sorority that you were in?
Speaker 4: It was called Theta Theta? What's the colors black and gold?
Speaker 2: Black and go?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 7: So I take him to the formal. We have fun,
Speaker 7: We get really drunk on the way home. The bus
Speaker 7: like gets lost from the sculpture Garden to campus.
Speaker 2: Sounds like scary movie, the opposite of that.
Speaker 1: Lost.
Speaker 2: Everybody pulled. Everyone's gonna die. He's like, City's like orgy
Speaker 2: bug Ye kind of whip it out, whip them titties
Speaker 2: are yo, no flash, everybody.
Speaker 4: This does not go that way. I'm like, I have
Speaker 4: to pee. I've had like a hundred sotas.
Speaker 7: I'm like I have to pee so bad, And I'm like,
Speaker 7: does anyone have something I can pee in like I'm
Speaker 7: not gonna make it. So this sweet man has this
Speaker 7: like plat finds like this plastic cup on the floor,
Speaker 7: your boyfriend, my boyfriend, little solo cook.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Well, so I start peeing in the solo cup. It's broken.
Speaker 7: There's a know, it was like one of those plastic
Speaker 7: those clear plastic cups. It like kind of like splits.
Speaker 7: Sometimes you have to stop, like the cup's broken.
Speaker 4: So I have to stop, you know, you can't.
Speaker 2: Always coming out.
Speaker 1: It don't stop because it's out.
Speaker 7: So I then proceed to hold it. We finally get
Speaker 7: back to campus. I've already developed the UT. I like
Speaker 7: it's too late. But then because we're so drunk, I'm like,
Speaker 7: let's have shower sex. Oh, so then we have like
Speaker 7: I have sex on this UTI, and the next morning
Speaker 7: I'm just like so much.
Speaker 4: Everything's broken when.
Speaker 2: You develop a UTI that fast from not.
Speaker 7: Something happened, not from not being and then immediately like
Speaker 7: having sex.
Speaker 4: It was just so messy. Okay, it was messy.
Speaker 7: And then the next morning I'm like I have to
Speaker 7: go to the student health center whatever. But then that
Speaker 7: night I had to like sing in this concert, but
Speaker 7: I was so uncomfortable that I was like sprinting from
Speaker 7: the bathroom in between songs.
Speaker 4: It was just terrible.
Speaker 2: It's a U T I.
Speaker 4: It just it just hurts when you pee, but you
Speaker 4: also feel like you have to pee all the time.
Speaker 1: That happened to me.
Speaker 2: I got one U T I.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I only had got bad the one time, so
Speaker 4: that's all I.
Speaker 2: Up like less bad other times.
Speaker 4: So everything down here for me is it's just broken.
Speaker 2: Yo.
Speaker 3: I had one time because I was I was a
Speaker 3: junior and I hooked up with a freshman.
Speaker 2: And he rabbit penis.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 2: God it.
Speaker 3: I was like, why would you ever have sex with
Speaker 3: anybody this age? I said, throw them all away in
Speaker 3: the trash, throw them away. It was like, and I
Speaker 3: didn't know how to say, like this is garbage. But
Speaker 3: there was definitely a time where I looked at.
Speaker 1: Him like, dude, just hurry up. You were a junior
Speaker 1: and he was a freshman. Way, I don't know, did
Speaker 1: he dutch? I don't know, girl, I was just like
Speaker 1: in a bad place. I had to be in a
Speaker 1: bad place.
Speaker 2: I was having sex with a freshman, honestly, and like
Speaker 2: he looked like he could play basketball, but also look
Speaker 2: like he could.
Speaker 1: Just be watching basketball.
Speaker 2: Almost. I never hooked up with somebody who was younger
Speaker 2: than me really, like because Marie's been twenty one for like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's just something that it's just a preference of mine.
Speaker 2: Like I just I feel like I never hooked because
Speaker 2: I lost my virginity when I was on my eighteenth birthday,
Speaker 2: So seventeen eighteen, thank you so much, so just a
Speaker 2: couple of years ago. And the dude that I lost
Speaker 2: it to.
Speaker 1: Was like, I don't know, he's like twenty four or
Speaker 1: something like that, he was thirty.
Speaker 2: She's lying, no, he was young. But I'm saying that,
Speaker 2: like I don't have the I don't have the experience
Speaker 2: of hooking up with an eighteen year old because I
Speaker 2: don't know what double like.
Speaker 3: But I feel like the sex is all bad. It's
Speaker 3: so like traumatizing. I was traumatized. I was like, I
Speaker 3: never want to have any type of penis like this
Speaker 3: ever again.
Speaker 2: Jack.
Speaker 1: And now I'm a lesbian, so it's great, Yea, It's
Speaker 1: like I literally will never have that.
Speaker 2: I mean, but you got you skipped like ten years
Speaker 2: of like thanks for sexual wow, like you were you
Speaker 2: were working these streets. Shut the fuck up. Okay, thank you, Catherine.
Speaker 2: Were you working these streets?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 7: Yes, let's talk about it's all over the place. I
Speaker 7: feel like it's hard to tell. You can't always know
Speaker 7: if someone's going to be good at sex.
Speaker 4: No, And sometimes you're surprised in a good way.
Speaker 7: You're like, oh my god, you yeah, And then sometimes
Speaker 7: it's it's so easy to be better than this.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But even if they are good, then they start talking
Speaker 3: and you're like, oh, man, to talk some of them,
Speaker 3: just the conversation.
Speaker 1: Of the things that oh.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no, no no, it's not worth.
Speaker 2: Conversations. I know these business blazers. I guess we're gonna talk. Well.
Speaker 1: I hooked up with this girl that was like, I
Speaker 1: thought she was cool. I thought she was hot.
Speaker 2: And then she came back to my place and I
Speaker 2: could tell like she was nervous, and I was like, listen,
Speaker 2: I'm not the best at this either.
Speaker 1: It's okay, like we don't need to like act cool.
Speaker 1: But then she started talking like throughout the whole thing,
Speaker 1: and I was like, okay, but.
Speaker 2: What was she saying. Was she like asking you if
Speaker 2: you liked it or if it was like it was
Speaker 2: like dirty talk slash conversational talk.
Speaker 4: No, what kind of conversational talk.
Speaker 3: It was kind of like so like I felt like
Speaker 3: tonight was really good, right, and I was like what
Speaker 3: it was like, No, come on, no fish?
Speaker 2: I was like, no, thank you.
Speaker 3: Just can we just quietly do this and be awkward
Speaker 3: and just be in the awkwardness and that's it.
Speaker 2: But I feel like if you're having sex with a woman,
Speaker 2: you're going to be talking to them because women are like,
Speaker 2: what are you thinking about right now? No, how are
Speaker 2: you feeling? Are you gonna callmulator? No, it's not like that.
Speaker 1: I think she just was very weird and awkward.
Speaker 2: But also we were really drunk, so it was kind
Speaker 2: of like it was what was attracting you to her
Speaker 2: in the first place.
Speaker 1: Yellow shots?
Speaker 2: Okay, yellow shots? Did you have a lot of that sorties?
Speaker 1: Did you have like just drinks so you were just like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck am I doing?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: All kinds of bowls full of punches.
Speaker 3: Because balls are bad because you could get like her
Speaker 3: piece from that, oh god, because yeah, because you're like
Speaker 3: sharing it's like a big it's like a big bowl
Speaker 3: of drink.
Speaker 2: That people a bowl.
Speaker 1: No, I thought a bowl. I thought they were like
Speaker 1: you were scooping the cup into the bowl.
Speaker 2: You were just drinking out the bowl, thinking like a
Speaker 2: fish bowl, like you know how for apples in there?
Speaker 2: You have like several straws. Oh no, not that, that's
Speaker 2: what I'm thinking. She's not talking about Dallas bdq's okay, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what I thought.
Speaker 1: It's a house party.
Speaker 2: There's bowls of punch dunk, and you were okay with
Speaker 2: these balls even though there's like people, there's predators out
Speaker 2: there doing like I was so dumb.
Speaker 7: I don't remember. I don't remember. I just wanted people
Speaker 7: to like me. I just wanted people to want to
Speaker 7: hook up with me. I was doing it all. I
Speaker 7: wasn't this you know, confident, just the.
Speaker 4: That you are.
Speaker 2: Yes, no, no, no. So my question is, did you
Speaker 2: ever like go to a party where you did too
Speaker 2: much and woke up one day and you were like,
Speaker 2: because we've all been to parties when you drink too much,
Speaker 2: and then you're like, well, what happened? Did you ever
Speaker 2: do that?
Speaker 1: Like at a sorority party?
Speaker 4: Refers that was like every weekend in college.
Speaker 1: And then you look and.
Speaker 4: After I, yess, I've done that all the time.
Speaker 7: Oh well, actually, what's interesting, So because I'm this is
Speaker 7: dark since I'm from Houston and I was went to
Speaker 7: these like Christian schools and I got really into my
Speaker 7: youth group, and I was like, I went to this
Speaker 7: like evangelical camp in Arkansas, and I was convinced I
Speaker 7: was like saving myself for marriage growing up.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: It actually was good because.
Speaker 7: That meant that throughout college I was kissing everyone, but
Speaker 7: I wasn't always spending the night until I got the
Speaker 7: boyfriend and then everything went out the window. But I
Speaker 7: think it protected me even though it also stunted my growth.
Speaker 2: Hmmm. I don't think that you gotta just I didn't
Speaker 2: go through a whole phase in college. I don't think
Speaker 2: that you have to bang everybody in college. I don't
Speaker 2: think it stunted your growth.
Speaker 7: No, I just mean like it meant like the shame
Speaker 7: and everything that you have to get over once you're
Speaker 7: when you've been raised in that environment, it had.
Speaker 2: No shame, none shame. I think I still kind of
Speaker 2: had some shame.
Speaker 1: I think so too, Marie.
Speaker 4: Let's dive in. Yeah, I mean, were you raised religious?
Speaker 2: Yeah, my parents are pretty religious, so religious, extra religious,
Speaker 2: so Mauric shouldn't even be my friend with my gay ass,
Speaker 2: Like I'd be like sitting in her girlfriend and my
Speaker 2: mom's like her.
Speaker 4: Girlfriend, Like my mom, do you talk about like sex
Speaker 4: stuff on stage?
Speaker 2: No sex at all? Girl.
Speaker 3: We literally this is four years of like us being
Speaker 3: almost together almost every day.
Speaker 1: We finally divulged a little bit.
Speaker 2: I still don't know ship. Yes, it's because this is
Speaker 2: my whole year. It's the whole you need that. But
Speaker 2: I'm just going through my whole face and it's not
Speaker 2: even really a whole phase. It's real dry. I'm like
Speaker 2: to get through you I do.
Speaker 4: Cydny's like, well, it's gonna get warm out so you
Speaker 4: can just people are gonna go nuts.
Speaker 2: I'm excited for the summer because I feel like that
Speaker 2: you're gonna just be going on dates. And then there's
Speaker 2: like the frying pan. You've ever been to the frying pan?
Speaker 1: Where's it's It's on the West Side Highway and it's like.
Speaker 4: It's on the highway.
Speaker 2: It's it's like the pier. It's by the pier.
Speaker 3: It's like a it's like a docked boat and you
Speaker 3: can have like oyster Yeah, and then like a whole
Speaker 3: bunch of people like after where people go and like
Speaker 3: people have like white.
Speaker 2: Wine and beers and it's a it's a cool place
Speaker 2: to be the boat like oysters and get drunk on
Speaker 2: and meet people and be packed. There's like a way
Speaker 2: some people like wait to get on this day. It
Speaker 2: was the last time you went to the frying pan, dude,
Speaker 2: because it might have been two thousand and eight, for
Speaker 2: all we know, it could have been before the recession.
Speaker 3: Honestly, I think I went when I was wearing no
Speaker 3: juicy couturs wetpants.
Speaker 1: You went to the West Side Highway in a juicy
Speaker 1: guitar shoa.
Speaker 3: But it was so many people and so many dudes,
Speaker 3: and I was like, Marie, I really feel like you
Speaker 3: could thrive here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that was like mad years ago. I still
Speaker 2: feel like it's Catherine.
Speaker 3: I mean, you're you're in a relationship, but I feel
Speaker 3: like we can take this trip and just like see
Speaker 3: what's out there for me.
Speaker 4: I would love to.
Speaker 1: I want to pick some I don't want to pick
Speaker 1: somebody for you, but I just want you.
Speaker 2: I also don't want you to pick somebody for me.
Speaker 2: She's gonna be like, look at him, he's all his
Speaker 2: teeth and I'm gonna be like, but he's also a
Speaker 2: small person, Like.
Speaker 4: To have a ho face, you have to want that face.
Speaker 4: You can't force it.
Speaker 2: She's not forcing it. I think you've forced me. Oh,
Speaker 2: I don't force anything. No, I feel like you know
Speaker 2: you're I feel like you're easing into it. But you're
Speaker 2: also picky as hell. What I feel like? What? That's good?
Speaker 4: That's good.
Speaker 2: You gotta be picky.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't want to sleep with a troll
Speaker 1: for years.
Speaker 4: I know, I'm like, I don't need to go there.
Speaker 4: We've done it for.
Speaker 2: Both, for everyone. Honestly, it's as a friend. I feel
Speaker 2: like you've you've been through it just being my friend, Katherine.
Speaker 2: What's the grossest person you ever hooked up?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 2: Whoa, yeah, let's do that.
Speaker 7: Oh god, there's so many. I'm trying to think, like
Speaker 7: what a good story would be to tell I picked
Speaker 7: up with someone like in the bathroom of a hotel
Speaker 7: that like I classy, No, it wasn't Who's hotel? That
Speaker 7: it was my twentieth birthday.
Speaker 2: So you were in wait classy classy?
Speaker 4: No, I wish it was. Don't remember. That's why I
Speaker 4: I have no no memory of it.
Speaker 2: Well, I think the thing about memory is like when
Speaker 2: you get when you get older, you lose it, and
Speaker 2: it's sometimes it has nothing to do with just a drink,
Speaker 2: and it's just you wouldn't remember anything exactly. She was twenty.
Speaker 2: There's sober time that was like three years ago exactly,
Speaker 2: thank you.
Speaker 3: So honestly, it's just I'm bad at memory, like right now,
Speaker 3: like anything that happened in college, it had to be
Speaker 3: so prominent that I that that's the only way I
Speaker 3: can remember.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't remember what happened last week, bitch, Like
Speaker 3: how the hell am I supposed to remember from like
Speaker 3: when I was twenty.
Speaker 7: I also like I'm not good at having sex in
Speaker 7: like fun places. It's like, no, I want to be
Speaker 7: laying down, like I'm not going to come if I'm
Speaker 7: like standing against a wall.
Speaker 4: I don't sitting on the sink. No. So I feel
Speaker 4: like in this bathroom, I was like trying to like lay.
Speaker 2: On the floor, lay on the floor.
Speaker 1: The hotel bathroom, Catharine.
Speaker 2: It's all where I feel like I was better than
Speaker 2: that I was young.
Speaker 6: Your mother in gas and oil, okay, gas and oil.
Speaker 6: I hope no one listens to everyone is listening. Literally everybody,
Speaker 6: thousands of people. Catherine, you're here for sorority. I feel
Speaker 6: like there's some more stories.
Speaker 4: I feel like I'm unraveling. What's the What was the
Speaker 4: pledge process like for your Let.
Speaker 7: Me remember mine was really mild. It was just like
Speaker 7: people giving me cupcakes and me getting people cupcakes.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 7: I had to wear like this crazy penguin costume one
Speaker 7: night when we went out, and I that was I famous,
Speaker 7: like made out with someone on this pool table in
Speaker 7: this penguin costume and like everyone saw and was like
Speaker 7: laughing about it.
Speaker 4: But I didn't know they were laughing at me. Anyways,
Speaker 4: that guy's gay now, so.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I was gay. Was like, hey, sir,
Speaker 2: you know and you were like hi, and he was like,
Speaker 2: oh why. But I don't understand about sorties and fraternities.
Speaker 2: Why is what is the hazing process about? Why it
Speaker 2: about humiliating people? Why would you want to bring people
Speaker 2: in by humiliating them because it's funny to us?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 2: If I'm already in it and I've already been hazed,
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna haze the crap out of you? Okay?
Speaker 7: I want to make this clear I don't think anyone
Speaker 7: should be in a sorority or a fraternity.
Speaker 4: I think they're insane. I think they're so stupid.
Speaker 7: I think that people without interests want to meet people
Speaker 7: and they find that doing shitty things will bring them together,
Speaker 7: which I think if you go through a shared experience,
Speaker 7: maybe it does.
Speaker 4: But it's based on nothing. It's based on no true
Speaker 4: part of yourself.
Speaker 2: But it's all.
Speaker 3: But they they're really big on like the sisterhood, the brotherhood.
Speaker 3: Like what I I'm I don't get it.
Speaker 4: People just want to belong.
Speaker 2: Well, what are the benefits of being in a sorority? Yeah,
Speaker 2: what's the benefits? It's like after college, it's like you'll
Speaker 2: get a job because yeah.
Speaker 7: Also, and it's like what, no, I think if you're
Speaker 7: in like a big legit one, then you do have
Speaker 7: connections like, oh, the governor of Texas or whatever. It
Speaker 7: was like in my fraternity, so I can get a job.
Speaker 7: Like I think there are a lot of connections like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but if I text the governor, or, if I
Speaker 2: send a letter or an email to the governor of Texas,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, I was in this frat or
Speaker 2: the sorority, he's gonna be like, cool, let me write
Speaker 2: you a letter.
Speaker 7: Probably they take it so seriously down there. Really, that's
Speaker 7: crazy the world.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't even talk to anybody from college.
Speaker 2: I speak to one guy, and every time I speak
Speaker 2: to me, he's like, remember that time in your dorm
Speaker 2: when you got drunk and were listening to Mariak, Like
Speaker 2: he remembers things that I'm like, I think you make
Speaker 2: that up. Every time we speak he says something and
Speaker 2: I'm like, that's not a real memory.
Speaker 3: I'm meeting up with my friend from college. Her name
Speaker 3: is Amanda, Amanda David.
Speaker 4: Name.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's about to be her birthday. I haven't seen
Speaker 3: her in years. I'm going to her birthday party. And
Speaker 3: this was like a near dear friend. She was like
Speaker 3: basically Marie level type friend. And she had a baby
Speaker 3: and that's when she fell off.
Speaker 4: She disappeared.
Speaker 2: Yeah she's dead to us.
Speaker 4: Sorry, man, Well not no, no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 3: I think it was because I was in another phase
Speaker 3: too in my life, because sometimes you don't even have
Speaker 3: to have a kid or a boyfriend for people to
Speaker 3: just like split.
Speaker 2: Now you have a kid.
Speaker 7: We not really cool, but it's fascinating how people kind
Speaker 7: of just they just die, separate.
Speaker 1: They have a baby, and it's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: remember Valerie, she's like dead.
Speaker 7: Now when you have a baby, you die and then
Speaker 7: you are reincarnated as a babysitter for fifty to sixty years.
Speaker 2: Oh that's what it is, Gatherine.
Speaker 4: You become a full ten babysitter and you don't have
Speaker 4: a life.
Speaker 1: Are you excited about that?
Speaker 4: Absolutely?
Speaker 1: Not look like a baby.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Actually, the only reason I wanted to have a
Speaker 2: kid is to reason one, because I wanted to see
Speaker 2: a little version of myself.
Speaker 1: You don't need to see brother.
Speaker 2: We have a version of your brother, who's a little vert.
Speaker 1: He's bigger than me and he's older than me.
Speaker 2: But I need a little version, like a little one
Speaker 2: that's like that does like the same things that I do,
Speaker 2: doesn't necessarily look like.
Speaker 1: Me, just like like a clown, right or a clown,
Speaker 1: a clown clown. So that's that was one of That
Speaker 1: was one of the reasons why I wanted to have
Speaker 1: a kid.
Speaker 2: And then the second reason is because my mother likes
Speaker 2: children and she I thought she'd be a cool grandma.
Speaker 2: Oh she would be, but like it's not because like
Speaker 2: I want to procreate. Like it's not because I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: there's a burning desire in me.
Speaker 1: To even imagine you fucking pregnant.
Speaker 2: Ory, I would be so much traumatic funny.
Speaker 1: I go on training, like I need to sit down.
Speaker 2: I'm like three days pregnant, and you would be yelling
Speaker 2: everybody everybody pregnant. You were like, no, man, we'd be
Speaker 2: like you. It'd be like, it looks like you just
Speaker 2: had a big lunch.
Speaker 1: And like there's are twins in here, the twins.
Speaker 7: I feel like if I have kids, it'll be because
Speaker 7: like like in a Kylie Jenner way, it's like I
Speaker 7: have everything in the world. What more could I want? Oh,
Speaker 7: I'll have a kid, like for fun, like as a joke,
Speaker 7: as a twin year old. Okay, yeah, she already has
Speaker 7: the whole world.
Speaker 1: And like different thing.
Speaker 4: I'm climbing the laddery. You know. I want to be
Speaker 4: a big success and once I'll be.
Speaker 1: Like, Okay, you're on your way, Catherine. You're doing bonner
Speaker 1: is freaking summer.
Speaker 4: Thank you big.
Speaker 1: So for the listeners, what's Bonnaroo?
Speaker 2: It's a festival. It's like it's a.
Speaker 4: Music that's a big music festival, like in the middle
Speaker 4: of Tennessee.
Speaker 1: You're singing.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna sing.
Speaker 7: And they have a comedy tent now, which I think
Speaker 7: is a newsh thing. So I'll do yeah songs and
Speaker 7: stand up When is Bonnaroo June seventh through tent is gonna.
Speaker 1: Be hot as fuck.
Speaker 2: You're gonna be your little curls, your little baby hair.
Speaker 4: The other reason why I like summer is because my
Speaker 4: hair gets so big.
Speaker 1: It's just your hair is beautiful, though, what's the problem
Speaker 1: with big hair caper?
Speaker 2: It's hard to do it. We are out here thriving.
Speaker 2: I need in my hair, my pone tail. Your hair
Speaker 2: does look am I think I'm gonna break it all
Speaker 2: down this summer and do like a tapered wig.
Speaker 1: Oh like a like a tapered like a short hair,
Speaker 1: like a short wig. You're gonna do a short way.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do a short let's brush the shoulders, you
Speaker 2: all under the ears, like you're gonna do like Angela Bassett,
Speaker 2: like when she cut all her hair off. I'm waiting
Speaker 2: to exhale and yet, no, no, no, it's gonna do that.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be a different cut. It's gonna be I'm
Speaker 2: gonna final photo and i'mna attach it to this episode.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna look Are you gonna look like?
Speaker 2: Uh, I'm gonna look really like you're in front of
Speaker 2: the desk.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be front office manager.
Speaker 2: Listen. You think it's gonna be maybe it'll be like
Speaker 2: a blunt short, Bob. I'm gonna get a mushroom cut
Speaker 2: for the summer. I love, thank you so much.
Speaker 4: What would you call this cut you have?
Speaker 1: It's a long bat.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say that's a lob.
Speaker 2: It's packaged hair girl, that's what it's called. So also
Speaker 2: was at our show last night and he was like,
Speaker 2: is that the same week that city swearing or does
Speaker 2: she have a collection of those wigs? And I was like,
Speaker 2: it's a different week. It's thirty dollars.
Speaker 4: How many weeks do you have? Oh?
Speaker 2: Too many? Oh so hundreds many weeks? So many?
Speaker 3: And I spent so much money. So hopefully, you know,
Speaker 3: we could do some things where we can get some
Speaker 3: like quality hair. Yeah, I would love anybody who's listening
Speaker 3: who has that hair plug, not hair plugs, hair neck
Speaker 3: I would love it.
Speaker 2: That's what I want.
Speaker 4: I mean, you should be sponsored, but we should be sponsored.
Speaker 1: Catherine I feel like you have people in your sorority or.
Speaker 2: People that you know they sell hair.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll go through my phone book, see.
Speaker 2: Which are the theate is sell hair. Now, I feel
Speaker 2: like you have a rolodex of things too.
Speaker 7: Unfortunately, though, I basically like left my sorority after my
Speaker 7: freshman year, so I don't have those bonds anymore.
Speaker 2: But why did you leave?
Speaker 4: Because it was I didn't really like it. I'm glad
Speaker 4: that you were put your foot down and you were like, no, No,
Speaker 4: I started meeting like the theater people and fell into
Speaker 4: my a cappella group, and I found community and other places.
Speaker 2: Well, I think when I think of sororities that are fun,
Speaker 2: I don't think Ivy League colleges have fun.
Speaker 7: So no, it was just the way to meet people
Speaker 7: when I first stepped on campus. So you used I
Speaker 7: used them for sure. Free cupcakes at passes to.
Speaker 2: Clubs, free cupcakes was like your Hays.
Speaker 4: Week that Yeah, well, I told you it was gentle.
Speaker 4: It wasn't like a real sorority.
Speaker 2: Princeton do better, That's all I gotta say to Princeton.
Speaker 2: I feel like when I think sorority, I think like
Speaker 2: Sarah Michelle Geller in Cruel Intentions. Oh my god, meets
Speaker 2: like everything that was happening in Legally Blonde. Wait was
Speaker 2: she yes, she was, but wait she was in she
Speaker 2: was like they went to like a boarding school or
Speaker 2: something or a private school.
Speaker 4: Were they in high school? They were?
Speaker 2: They were high school? Were so grown?
Speaker 4: That movie like ruined my life?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they were doing coke and Anal I was like, yo,
Speaker 3: white rich people are why everyone everybody constantly because she
Speaker 3: was Sarah Michelle Geller was like a virgin or something
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 2: But she threw out the entire movie.
Speaker 1: But I think it was like butts X.
Speaker 4: With her violent teacher or whatever.
Speaker 2: That was.
Speaker 4: Blair and here's Blair.
Speaker 2: That was an iconic movie though, Yes, but how far amazing?
Speaker 1: How far has Somelma Blair fallen?
Speaker 2: She played Chris Jenner in the O. J. Simpson.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I forgot about that.
Speaker 1: That's that was the rudest role you could possibly give
Speaker 1: some I was like.
Speaker 2: What Chris Jenner? I mean, she looked like her but amazing.
Speaker 2: I really enjoyed, but.
Speaker 1: Looks much better than I said. Well, good for y'all acting.
Speaker 4: But it was young Chris Janner.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is before the Michael.
Speaker 1: Jackson faced you don't think, Yeah, she looks fine.
Speaker 2: She had a mushroom cut, like a long like what
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have for the summer, stop it, but like
Speaker 2: a little like like a little sideburn curled piece. So
Speaker 2: after that you leave the sorority? How do you leave?
Speaker 2: You just say I'm not coming back and live in
Speaker 2: here with you guys?
Speaker 7: Or do you there was there are no, there wasn't
Speaker 7: a house. I wasn't really that. You don't even have
Speaker 7: a damn I'm you're so I would know. I was
Speaker 7: barely involved and I just world of like stopped going
Speaker 7: to the event.
Speaker 4: So it was casual.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well you know what, it made you a better person,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: I feel like, yeah, yo, Catherine, your top in the
Speaker 3: top ten people in comedy that I, oh my, genuinely enjoy.
Speaker 4: Same to you.
Speaker 2: Every time we still want to stage. You're always singing.
Speaker 2: Do you have a little song for us?
Speaker 1: Maybe?
Speaker 7: Oh my god, I actually have some new songs. I
Speaker 7: gonna be debuting at my Caroline show, which you're yes, Tuesday.
Speaker 2: First Tuesday first, so next Tuesday.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have a new song. I have a few ones.
Speaker 4: One is about wanting to go to events. I'll just
Speaker 4: sing in the chorus really quickly, and then events, so on,
Speaker 4: I go to events. Please invite me to your events. Events, events,
Speaker 4: so one, I go to events, Take me to your events. Scene. Yes,
Speaker 4: keep it simple. That's sort of a talk one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I feel like that's the song for us
Speaker 2: for the summer, for the.
Speaker 7: Song We're going to the rusty pan. What's it called,
Speaker 7: We're going to the dirty flirting for Marie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna be wearing community flirting, going to the Hampton.
Speaker 4: I don't like anes Pa drove.
Speaker 1: Nobody likes it, so why are they every way?
Speaker 7: Wait?
Speaker 2: Wait, wait, wait, wait list wait a minute, wait, what's
Speaker 2: wrong with an Esper drill. Let's talk about it real quick.
Speaker 2: What's why it feels dated?
Speaker 4: It feels out of touch?
Speaker 1: Dad? Then I just googled drill. I wanted to make
Speaker 1: sure we're talking.
Speaker 4: About so I want. I love a wedge. I love that.
Speaker 2: Drill.
Speaker 4: Drill implies like the ropey size, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like that these things like it has like the
Speaker 2: bracelet on you like, mom, But then you could get
Speaker 2: an es drill wedge. Wow, even worse.
Speaker 1: I have Espra drill Jimmy chees and they're Jimmy Choo's.
Speaker 2: You said it twice.
Speaker 4: We know that they're Jimmy Jimmy Somewhere you have Jimmy Choo's.
Speaker 2: There Jimmy chooes shoes and they're Espra drills, and there
Speaker 2: are Jimmy Choo's. They're Jimmy cheese.
Speaker 7: I'm trying to so for the Jimmy choose, I'm trying
Speaker 7: to think why I don't like them. I think it's
Speaker 7: because I picture sort of like these Texas at the
Speaker 7: country club with them, and.
Speaker 2: I used a wrong type of women you talking about
Speaker 2: with them when I have the Espra drills on. These
Speaker 2: are what you have on is these eSPI drills right here,
Speaker 2: because those are Espra drills are so Chanell released a
Speaker 2: line of Espip duals like two years ago that everybody
Speaker 2: was running out to get and they just it was
Speaker 2: like a black leather like shoe with like the woven
Speaker 2: bottoms and they were like one thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: It's insane for a summer shoe.
Speaker 7: My roll never over one hundred dollars for a pair
Speaker 7: of shoes or for any any clothing thing unless it's
Speaker 7: something like crazy that you have to have stable piece coat,
Speaker 7: a coat, or maybe like a dress for a cocktail
Speaker 7: dress or something.
Speaker 2: If you do, I'll spend hundred dollars on a dress
Speaker 2: for a cocktail event and then bring it back after
Speaker 2: the event. Yeah, take all the bits. I'll spend three
Speaker 2: hundred dollars on a cocktail dress.
Speaker 1: Bring it back.
Speaker 4: But for a playful trend shoe, I'm not going over
Speaker 4: one hundred.
Speaker 2: Not a summer shoe a season.
Speaker 4: The red. I got my red boots seventy that's okay, you.
Speaker 2: Know, seventy dollars red boots. Girl?
Speaker 4: Did you order the ones I sent you?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, I'm sorry, I'm my money ain't right the way
Speaker 2: I say.
Speaker 7: The red is already wearing off from where my feet
Speaker 7: like rub and yeah, I guess I like hit my
Speaker 7: own feet when I walk.
Speaker 2: Is it a patent leather red boot?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay. I have a pair of red boots that
Speaker 2: we got from Buffalo Exchange. It was with me. They
Speaker 2: were eighteen dollars red boots.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I love the Beacon's closet.
Speaker 2: They're red boots and like.
Speaker 3: I wear I barely wear them, but when I wear them,
Speaker 3: I'm like eighteen dollars. Every time I step down, I'm like,
Speaker 3: eighteen eighteen dollars.
Speaker 2: That's it. Yeah, I feel like I don't want to spend.
Speaker 2: I want people to send me things.
Speaker 1: You have a podcast, that's what it's for, exactly.
Speaker 4: You guys need to hook side.
Speaker 2: We were, we were just on the podcast. They sent
Speaker 2: that dude a fucking suit case suitcase away Away.
Speaker 7: You know you, okay Away needs to sponsor this meat away.
Speaker 7: You need Casper, You need Casper?
Speaker 2: Where are you?
Speaker 7: You know you don't need What if I hear one
Speaker 7: more ad for pooperri on a podcast?
Speaker 2: What's that poopery? What's poopery?
Speaker 7: It's always just spray for when you when you ship.
Speaker 7: It's like when you when you blow up, it's not
Speaker 7: that bad. You need to order something online to fix it.
Speaker 2: Just leave the room, let match k just let them
Speaker 2: match and then throw the match in the toilet. That's
Speaker 2: when you taco bell. You gotta blow up the whole
Speaker 2: whole bathroom. You gotta just put the whole thing on fire.
Speaker 2: I don't like the pirie.
Speaker 7: So I'm really excited about our summer plans. Like what
Speaker 7: else you guys have lined up?
Speaker 2: Honestly, I just I'm gonna wear like denim breefs, not
Speaker 2: even shorts denim. And then I got a lot.
Speaker 1: I got a couple.
Speaker 2: I got a couple like long, kind of flowy, you know,
Speaker 2: like kimono situations, situations. I love that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to do I want to do moreers.
Speaker 3: I want to do a little Wuners.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I call him wers because I'm an adult.
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you. Winner sounds like babies. No, that's one's ease, winner, mature,
Speaker 2: that's not just call it a ropper. That's what I'm
Speaker 2: calling winner.
Speaker 4: So shorts pants.
Speaker 1: I actually just really want to be healthier this summer.
Speaker 2: So what I mean no barbecues. We barely go to
Speaker 2: barbecue is healthy? I like a cookout. I like I
Speaker 2: live for a cookout like rice on a paper plate. Yes,
Speaker 2: Little Catherine, we're going to Newark to go to this barbecue,
Speaker 2: to go to the airports paint. We're going to Newark
Speaker 2: and Gordon baker Bone is going to have a cookout
Speaker 2: for us because he was our cookout expert. Yes, and
Speaker 2: we're going sounds awesome. I feel like you can us
Speaker 2: Newark roll through. But he has these brisket bacon burgers.
Speaker 2: So that's why we're going.
Speaker 7: I love meat NonStop. I want anyone with the backyard
Speaker 7: to invite us over to grill. I'll bring fancy sausages
Speaker 7: to grill with a nice mustard.
Speaker 4: I'll bring it all.
Speaker 2: Oh, a nice mustard.
Speaker 1: I feel like you're a really good I could see
Speaker 1: there's a good host.
Speaker 4: I love to host. Thank you for noticing.
Speaker 2: And I've been at your apartment. It's real nice.
Speaker 4: I know about we need a backyard. Yeah, we don't
Speaker 4: have backyard.
Speaker 2: What are your plans for the summer?
Speaker 7: So I'm gonna wear warm colors like I'm just some
Speaker 7: color blockings, like an orange crop top with like a
Speaker 7: magenta mini skirt, shoes with like a yellow sandal. I
Speaker 7: have my eye on these platform yellow sandals from Camper.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what that is. Is that the
Speaker 2: summertime camper camper sounds like hunter camoes.
Speaker 4: And my plan is to be on a lot of rooftops.
Speaker 7: Yes, but that's everyone's plan. Everything that's boring, Okay. So
Speaker 7: I love spicy skinny margaritas.
Speaker 2: A spicy scal oh I do love, Yes, I love
Speaker 2: a but what's the skinna margarita? It's where no sugar mix.
Speaker 1: There's no simple syrup.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just like soda tequila.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I need that.
Speaker 7: I want to get some, but I don't want the mix.
Speaker 7: It gives me a headache. I'm fragile.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I feel like classy ladies like you guys
Speaker 2: should not have sugar in your dock. No, no, what
Speaker 2: I eat bread dry? I don't even put I put
Speaker 2: sugar on my bread. That's how much I like bread
Speaker 2: and sugar.
Speaker 4: If I eat bread, I immediately gain twenty to thirty pounds.
Speaker 1: Catherine, ever reason I hear you speak what I'm like.
Speaker 3: You're your first of all, your body is incredible, Thank you,
Speaker 3: and I try and tie care.
Speaker 1: I couldn't even see twenty extra pounds on you.
Speaker 4: I'll show you.
Speaker 1: A picture, Okay, you know we want to see it.
Speaker 4: Yeah anyway, Yeah, this summer. You know I love a jog.
Speaker 4: Oh you know what, I'm obsessed with swimming?
Speaker 2: Swimming.
Speaker 1: Where do you swim? So where you have friends with
Speaker 1: pools that you holding.
Speaker 2: Out on us?
Speaker 7: No, it's a combination of borrowing my brother's car, going
Speaker 7: upstate and access to a card.
Speaker 4: You guys gotta come. So we're hanging out we're going
Speaker 4: upstate this we're gonna do it.
Speaker 2: We're gonna have a little cabin. Oh my god, I
Speaker 2: don't do cabins.
Speaker 4: No, we don't have to stay the night. We can
Speaker 4: just go for the day.
Speaker 2: But we can.
Speaker 4: We could do one night airbnb in sort of like
Speaker 4: a country home.
Speaker 1: A country home that means wrap around porch.
Speaker 4: If you split it with people, you know, you can
Speaker 4: get a nice place.
Speaker 1: M I like something that's already just set up, you know,
Speaker 1: I'll do it.
Speaker 2: I'll do some fu.
Speaker 1: I want to go to.
Speaker 2: The woods.
Speaker 1: I'll do a little trailer. Hey, I'll be in a trailer.
Speaker 2: I don't mind. Okay, Sydney, you're on drugs.
Speaker 1: Yes I am, Catherine. I feel like I learned so
Speaker 1: much about you.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I could do this all day. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Anything that you.
Speaker 2: Feel like you didn't say that people should know, either
Speaker 2: about pledging or sororities or gross sex in hotels or espadrials.
Speaker 2: Really anything, is there anything that you want to say?
Speaker 4: I think just you really got to do. Make you
Speaker 4: alone happy and good things will come wait you alone,
Speaker 4: like you by yourself. I mean, don't worry about what
Speaker 4: makes other people happy.
Speaker 1: Okay, Ooh, it is hard.
Speaker 4: Little, that's not that hard.
Speaker 2: It's not hard for me.
Speaker 1: Sydney is compassionate.
Speaker 4: If you're a people pleaser, I.
Speaker 3: Am a people's people I've always been like that, and
Speaker 3: it's billed over into my adulthood and now I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm really getting older and it's like I care about
Speaker 3: people and their feelings when I don't have the capacity,
Speaker 3: I don't have any room to actually care about people anymore.
Speaker 2: I care so much, but I'm like, dude, I only
Speaker 2: have this much room in my heart. Is like a
Speaker 2: little bit. Is this too much?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 7: I think with what we're doing, especially if you have
Speaker 7: to take such good care of yourself basically mentally, you
Speaker 7: don't have time to do with other people's shit.
Speaker 2: I don't have time.
Speaker 4: And you're giving to them in your performance.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's the gift. Talk to them. It's a gift.
Speaker 7: Every time you get show up looking amazing, you make
Speaker 7: them laugh, you charm.
Speaker 4: That's you're giving love.
Speaker 2: Catherine.
Speaker 1: I really I feel like you have the voice to
Speaker 1: do like meditation, Like God, I know I want you.
Speaker 4: I love doing voiceover, so please hire me.
Speaker 1: O yes, Catherine at an audition the other day, I
Speaker 1: loved it.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, hey girl. She was like hey.
Speaker 4: They both were like hello.
Speaker 2: Hello. What was that for McDonald's or something?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I didn't book, did you also did not.
Speaker 4: I'm in a dry spell, so I would love to bug.
Speaker 2: You've done a lot, right, I've.
Speaker 4: Done a lot of you. Oh yeah, I'm ready for more? Baby?
Speaker 4: What have you?
Speaker 2: Where can we hear your voice? What ads?
Speaker 4: Right now? I did it? One for ship razors, care
Speaker 4: free liners, the pads.
Speaker 1: Oh, I love a pantyliner.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I feel like I would like to use them,
Speaker 2: but I don't. But are you supposed to? It's a
Speaker 2: penny liner every day?
Speaker 4: That's insane. I would never use that use.
Speaker 3: I think it's like your fast day. Your period when
Speaker 3: it's secretion is just not as white as it should be.
Speaker 1: It's not as white as what were you say right there?
Speaker 2: When are not? Your period comes out brown? No, no, no,
Speaker 2: I mean the secretion is the moisture that like mm hmm,
Speaker 2: you got land. Our next guest he's probably lost on
Speaker 2: coming after me. You just line us is a double
Speaker 2: hitter right here? Doubleheader?
Speaker 1: So carefree hick.
Speaker 4: Yeah, those are the only ones that are on right now.
Speaker 4: I did a bunch of ola but I don't know
Speaker 4: if there's.
Speaker 2: So that's nice, you know, Catherine, she did a bunch
Speaker 2: of ol A commercials. That's great.
Speaker 4: But I need my next big campaign. So I'm ready
Speaker 4: and willing.
Speaker 1: I auditioned to be the voice of Mabeline.
Speaker 4: Yeah, how is that?
Speaker 2: I don't think I got it.
Speaker 4: Well you'll find out.
Speaker 2: I I.
Speaker 1: Got to be and I got there late, and then
Speaker 1: I was hungry.
Speaker 2: So where was it?
Speaker 4: Which one?
Speaker 2: It was at this place on Fifth Avenue and I
Speaker 2: show up and I would.
Speaker 7: Sound Lounge, Sound Lounge, Sonic Lounge, something like that, all
Speaker 7: those places.
Speaker 2: And I was walking by the kitchen and I saw
Speaker 2: a bunch of bananas, so I grabbed one and I
Speaker 2: was eating it, and then women came out and said
Speaker 2: my name for me to go in next, and I
Speaker 2: threw half of the banana away and she was.
Speaker 4: Like, oh, you didn't have to do that, we can
Speaker 4: skip you.
Speaker 2: And I was like, I was like, uh no, it's fine.
Speaker 1: I got that banana from here.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and she was like those are for the class
Speaker 7: pay to be Wait really, yes, I always think about that.
Speaker 7: I'm like, can I take this at you?
Speaker 2: I just take them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then she gave me like really bad direction.
Speaker 4: Oh I hate that, so I don't think I got it. Okay,
Speaker 4: you doing? You're being truthful? All right, are we all?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Let's wrap this up. Thank you so much for having me.
Speaker 1: Love you guys, people who are listening where they can
Speaker 1: catch you.
Speaker 4: When is this coming out?
Speaker 2: Probably this tomorrow?
Speaker 4: Oh great?
Speaker 7: So first Caroline seven thirty pm, Sydney hosts Bang Bang
Speaker 7: with guests Pat Reagan and Irene Pharaoh.
Speaker 1: Love Merrow, Yes and the Young Girls.
Speaker 7: The big one that I want y'all to get tickets
Speaker 7: to is Joe's Pub June twenty, first first day of summer.
Speaker 2: Come come, it's gonna be singing. It's gonna be you
Speaker 2: have a full band, full band.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's god.
Speaker 2: That'll be great.
Speaker 4: Thank you guys for beautiful.
Speaker 2: Voice oh so sexy.
Speaker 1: Bye guy bye