Speaker 1: Second Date, up Dated move Over, Monopoly and Charades naked Twister,
Speaker 1: because the hot new game everyone is going to be
Speaker 1: playing is Tinder Swipe night. We always talk about dating
Speaker 1: trends on our show, and maybe you guys have seen
Speaker 1: this one on social media.
Speaker 2: I have it.
Speaker 1: But apparently you can launch the dating apps on your
Speaker 1: TV and enjoy swiping on people's profiles as your friends
Speaker 1: come and watch and help you pick out who they
Speaker 1: think you should date.
Speaker 2: Guy, can we can we have a show game night
Speaker 2: and go through it nice enough to the blue connection
Speaker 2: over to my house? Oh yeah, do you.
Speaker 1: Want us to help you find your side piece to
Speaker 1: cheat on your husband with.
Speaker 2: These two's profiles?
Speaker 1: Oh for Alexis and Jose that could be fun. But
Speaker 1: one of our listeners, Tanya, actually did this the other
Speaker 1: night and apparently it sort of worked out for her
Speaker 1: because she needs our health today. But Tanya, welcome to
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 3: Thank you. I'm super excited to be here.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, So your friends are the one that
Speaker 4: swiped right on the person you went out with.
Speaker 3: So basically I got together with eight of my friends. Okay,
Speaker 3: we divided our friend group into two teams, so then
Speaker 3: like each team would look at the TV together and
Speaker 3: we would kind of look at the dating app and
Speaker 3: we would swipe left or swipe right as a group.
Speaker 2: But how do you win?
Speaker 3: At the end of the night, Whoever matches with the
Speaker 3: most amount of people, they got a little reward. So
Speaker 3: we put together like a little wine basket.
Speaker 4: But if you're just trying to get matches, what did
Speaker 4: that make your friends swipe on the desperate day?
Speaker 2: Can you lower your standards for the purpose of this game?
Speaker 2: I would want to win, so I would just.
Speaker 3: Be Our only rule is that you cannot swipe right
Speaker 3: three times in a row at okay, okay, even if
Speaker 3: you choose two in a row that you really like,
Speaker 3: if the third is cuter, more successful, more perfect, fifth,
Speaker 3: it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I used your two.
Speaker 1: The Hemsworth's brother came up on number swipe left on him.
Speaker 2: It wasn't Chris, so you.
Speaker 3: Can see why it would be fun, right, So.
Speaker 2: Did you get a d M by the end of
Speaker 2: the night from one of these guys?
Speaker 3: Actually I got three messages from three separate guys.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 3: The first guy immediately told me that he wants money
Speaker 3: from me, and.
Speaker 1: That's you okay, get rid of Guy number one.
Speaker 5: Yes, okay.
Speaker 3: So Guy number two immediately told me that he would
Speaker 3: love to take me to Slovakia, and he went into
Speaker 3: more details that again extremely creepy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Brook almost at her honeymoon in Slovakia.
Speaker 2: I've actually heard this beautiful place.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but I guess depends on which Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: that's right. Okay, So you moved on from guy number two,
Speaker 1: who is guy number three.
Speaker 3: His name was Keith.
Speaker 2: Oh god, and at this point, Keith could say anything.
Speaker 1: Right. At this point, Keith is married with seven children,
Speaker 1: but he's a keeper, right, okay.
Speaker 3: Okay, So that's why I'm reaching out. Because he asked
Speaker 3: me out on a date and he was really quirky,
Speaker 3: like I thought at first he would just be kind
Speaker 3: of like basic, like a lot of the guys play
Speaker 3: it pretty conservatively on a first date. But this guy
Speaker 3: was like, you know what, let's be spontaneous. I'm going
Speaker 3: to take you out, but for meet me at the Walmart.
Speaker 4: And you agreed to this because it was better than Slovak,
Speaker 4: a little bit better now I think they have Yeah, wait,
Speaker 4: what you actually did this?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I did.
Speaker 3: At this point, I was like, okay, I'm going to
Speaker 3: take a risk. We're going to get together, and we
Speaker 3: meet up at Walmart. He looks handsome, he smells great,
Speaker 3: he's got duct tape and a shovel.
Speaker 1: In comparison, at Walmart, I should meet my date's there.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you look great. Yeah, I mean it's an
Speaker 1: unusual choice.
Speaker 3: The date was not buying his groceres at Walmarts.
Speaker 1: That's not crazy.
Speaker 3: So he was like, well, we're just going to pick
Speaker 3: up something fun for us to do while we're at
Speaker 3: dinner together. And we picked up an or a gami kit,
Speaker 3: Like it's going to make sense at the next location.
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, all right, scavenger to meet him.
Speaker 4: He couldn't have just gone on his own.
Speaker 3: Her credit card to pay for so, yeah, exactly. I
Speaker 3: was skeptical at first, but it was kind of fun
Speaker 3: walking down the aisles of a store with a stranger
Speaker 3: seeing what he liked.
Speaker 1: What I like have very different definitions, but that's okay.
Speaker 2: So where did you guys go to dinner?
Speaker 3: We went to a local sushi spot in Japanese.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: It was honestly so much fun. Like I was laughing
Speaker 3: and laughing and laughing because like we're trying to make
Speaker 3: these little animals and little flowers and we're both just sailing.
Speaker 2: Just look, I mean you sound like you're glowing right now. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean you do.
Speaker 1: We were all skeptical when you were saying, like Walmart
Speaker 1: day like mysteries.
Speaker 2: I'm sure he was living in the RV in the.
Speaker 1: Parking, but this is all sounding actually really good. So
Speaker 1: tell us how did the night end?
Speaker 3: We kissed, and it was one of those things where
Speaker 3: I was like, I texted my friends after I was like, wow,
Speaker 3: Chinger date white night. Really uh it really like works.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 3: I haven't heard from him and it's been over a week.
Speaker 3: I'm just kinda confused, you know.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, we're gonna come back. We're gonna call Keith
Speaker 1: for you. You're a animal folding Walmart loving raw sushi
Speaker 1: eating hunk of a man, ye description, and we're gonna
Speaker 1: try and get you your second date update right after.
Speaker 2: This thank you.
Speaker 1: Second date update. It's the classic Walmart Origami sushi date man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: super played out. That was very unique, and that's exactly
Speaker 1: what Tanya did on her date night with Keith. But
Speaker 1: here's my question, because I can see, like Brooks said, Tanya,
Speaker 1: you were glowing. It seems like having drinks, eating sashimi,
Speaker 1: folding swans. When you told us the story, you were
Speaker 1: even laughing as you were telling.
Speaker 2: It to It was like she was reliving it in
Speaker 2: her mind.
Speaker 1: But here's my concern. Maybe you were having such a
Speaker 1: good time that after a couple of drinks you decided
Speaker 1: to confidently lean over and say to Keith, guess what,
Speaker 1: I didn't just pick you off of Tinder. Six of
Speaker 1: my drunken girlfriends did too during a big swipe night.
Speaker 1: Details I'm trying.
Speaker 2: To would guys care? Would it be flattered though that
Speaker 2: you made the top cut?
Speaker 1: Like? I would be more flattered, like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: not just you girls. I would feel like a fish
Speaker 1: in a fish bowl, being like all of my girlfriends chose.
Speaker 4: You all they're talking about anyway.
Speaker 1: You know, as a guy, it can feel weird to
Speaker 1: hear that, Tanya, did that come up during the first
Speaker 1: date at all?
Speaker 3: Not at all? No?
Speaker 4: Okay, so you don't probably want us to bring it
Speaker 4: up during this call, that.
Speaker 3: Doesn't I mean, at this point he'll probably find out
Speaker 3: a lot of things just because it's on the radio.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be one more thing hopefully that we laugh about. Right, Okay,
Speaker 3: I just said we can.
Speaker 1: See both good and bad in knowing that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and he's a quirky guy and he feels like
Speaker 4: a guy that can roll with the punches.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe he likes that you put your faces into
Speaker 1: a program to see what your babies would look like
Speaker 1: in ten years. But we'll see, he just made that
Speaker 1: up as a joke. I do not say that. I
Speaker 1: won't say anything. I'll just ask him why he's not
Speaker 1: calling you back? There? Another doll. We'll keep it basic.
Speaker 1: Here we go, the dollar's number right now. Hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: we're looking to speak with Keith.
Speaker 5: Who is this?
Speaker 1: Is this Keith?
Speaker 5: This is Keith?
Speaker 1: Because you know during this thing that we're doing, is
Speaker 1: I'm the one who asked questions? Is a radio show
Speaker 1: called Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: In the Morning A little aggressive?
Speaker 1: Well, I'm taking charge. I'm intimidated by Keith.
Speaker 2: You're intimidated.
Speaker 1: He's got a masculine voice, and I'm.
Speaker 2: Scared it's a beta malef.
Speaker 1: Okay, Keith, listen to me. We're radio show. We want
Speaker 1: to ask you about your dating life.
Speaker 5: Well, okay, how can I help I guess?
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I'm still a little scared. We're honestly just
Speaker 1: asking because one of our listeners went out on a
Speaker 1: date with you the other night and had a really
Speaker 1: good time, and now she's a little bit confused. Why
Speaker 1: there hasn't been a second date yet. Oh you know
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a little complicated.
Speaker 1: Really, this is Tanya.
Speaker 2: Right, as complicated as ogami.
Speaker 5: I told you about the Ogami.
Speaker 3: Huh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I couldn't believe that you said meet me at
Speaker 4: a Walmart parking lot and she agreed.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, So, like I was just trying to feel
Speaker 5: out the vibes, like if someone's like you, noil Walmart,
Speaker 5: like too low brow, Like that's probably not the person
Speaker 5: I want to date, you.
Speaker 2: Know, it's more about meeting a stranger.
Speaker 1: But Tanya sounded like she was into the idea, So
Speaker 1: that sounds like a good thing. Why wouldn't you be
Speaker 1: getting back to her?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I kind of have like another relationship situation going
Speaker 5: on right now.
Speaker 2: Like how serious?
Speaker 1: Well then why did you ask her?
Speaker 2: Like you're dating other people or you're.
Speaker 5: No, it's not other people, it's just it's this girl.
Speaker 5: I know we're through.
Speaker 1: Work, you're dating someone at your work.
Speaker 5: Well, I wouldn't say dating. We haven't gone on a
Speaker 5: date before.
Speaker 1: Oh you're just okay, Now I'm confused. What what now?
Speaker 4: It sounds like the opposite, just looking up?
Speaker 1: What does that mean?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: No, we haven't done anything physical.
Speaker 1: Have you spoken with this girl.
Speaker 5: In a professional way, like I'll send her email, correspondence
Speaker 5: and anything simple hello and goodbye.
Speaker 4: You're just saying that you have a crush on someone
Speaker 4: at your workplace, is what it sounds like.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's like an emotional, one sided relationship, like
Speaker 5: I would I want to cheat on her, you know, emotionally.
Speaker 2: Let's not put relationship. You don't want to cheat on her?
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, because you know we're in a relationship, but she.
Speaker 2: Doesn't know that, doesn't like you back.
Speaker 1: Have you talked to her? Do you know how she
Speaker 1: feels about this?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 5: No, no, I have Relationship is a very strong word
Speaker 5: that you used at the very beginning there. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: Is this all?
Speaker 4: Is this all like trying You're trying to get out
Speaker 4: of going on a date with Tanya?
Speaker 2: Like, are you trying to Are you making stuff up
Speaker 2: on the floor?
Speaker 5: Oh no, no, Tanya was great?
Speaker 1: Are you accusing him of making up a fake emotional girlfriend.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's plausible because like you're all over the board,
Speaker 4: like you don't want to cheat.
Speaker 6: On her, but then you isn't that how feelings are?
Speaker 5: They're messy. It's like someone from work.
Speaker 6: I'm not trying to get in trouble with h Like
Speaker 6: it's so complicated than you.
Speaker 1: But you don't.
Speaker 3: You don't know.
Speaker 1: Why don't you just ask her out on a date
Speaker 1: if you really are that indo her and see what
Speaker 1: she says.
Speaker 2: Are we talking about Tanya the girl?
Speaker 1: Why don't you ask a girl out at work if
Speaker 1: you're really that into her?
Speaker 5: I guess I could. I guess you.
Speaker 2: Don't even have interested?
Speaker 1: He's no.
Speaker 5: But that's the thing, Like it would be devastating if
Speaker 5: she said no, It would crush me.
Speaker 1: Well, then it's fine. Then you get an emotional rebound
Speaker 1: girl to emotionally rebound.
Speaker 2: That's what we're gonna say that Tanya.
Speaker 1: Is well, Tanya could be your emotional friend with benefits.
Speaker 2: I don't know. We need to check with her. I
Speaker 2: don't know if she'd be cool with that.
Speaker 1: Let's just ask her right now because I gotta let
Speaker 1: you know. Tanya is on the other line, listening. Your
Speaker 1: emotional friend with benefits wants to Tanya has been listening. Yes,
Speaker 1: Tanya has been there, the only woman.
Speaker 2: You've actually gone out with in person.
Speaker 3: I have a quick question, hi, Keith. Seeing not a
Speaker 3: question for Keith, though, it's a question for Jeff. Oh,
Speaker 3: why would you encourage Keith to ask out somebody from
Speaker 3: his work when you know I called in to try
Speaker 3: to get your support.
Speaker 1: No, I am one hundred percent on your set. I
Speaker 1: asked a question, why wouldn't you ask out somebody if
Speaker 1: you liked that? Okay, it was more of a philosophical
Speaker 1: Jeff philosophic It made sense in my hands.
Speaker 3: You heard him, Jeff, you heard the answer. You're the
Speaker 3: one that asked, well, why haven't you asked her out yet?
Speaker 3: And he was like, oh, yeah, well maybe I should.
Speaker 1: Exactly, I'll be honest, the question backfired on me, So
Speaker 1: it did go the way you know.
Speaker 3: It really seemed to have backfired on me.
Speaker 1: Jeff, Well, let me get back on track here and
Speaker 1: ask Keith another question. Why don't you go out on
Speaker 1: another date with this great woman that you already have
Speaker 1: been out on one date with? Why not do that?
Speaker 1: That seems like a great ideas to life coach Jeff.
Speaker 2: Oh god, the two of you two together.
Speaker 5: To be honest, you kind of convinced me to ask
Speaker 5: out my coworker.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, thank god.
Speaker 1: Okay, can we just go back to set That way
Speaker 1: easier of a concept to me.
Speaker 4: Listen, Keith, this is you're you're living in a fantasy
Speaker 4: world because you don't want to get hurt. That's what
Speaker 4: you're doing. You're creating this protective bubble. What you need
Speaker 4: to do is drop that. Okay, this person that you've
Speaker 4: made up in your mind doesn't exist, go with the
Speaker 4: real thing.
Speaker 1: She doesn't. She does exist, but the relationship is.
Speaker 3: Single and I am interested, Keith.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you said to yourself Keith that you had a
Speaker 1: great time and she's the type of girl you've actually
Speaker 1: been looking for.
Speaker 6: Honestly, I'm just really confused because a few minutes ago
Speaker 6: you were all trying to convince you to ask out
Speaker 6: my work friend I mean girlfriend, and now now you're
Speaker 6: trying to convince you to ask you I I'm just
Speaker 6: so confused.
Speaker 1: Keith. Here's the bottom line is we're running out of time,
Speaker 1: and the whole goal of this phone call is to
Speaker 1: get you to go out on one more or date
Speaker 1: with Tanya. Yeah, the real woman that you went to
Speaker 1: sushi with the other night. Will you see her one
Speaker 1: more time? And we would pay for it.
Speaker 5: Come on, Keith, Okay, Tanya, I need to ask you
Speaker 5: a question first, out.
Speaker 1: Of time okay, okay, ask me make it fast?
Speaker 5: Will you move in with me?
Speaker 1: W how did he get hurt?
Speaker 4: Swipe?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 3: Hilarius? Hilarious, He's so funny.
Speaker 1: I told you he lived in the van, anybody, he
Speaker 1: wasn't serious. He wasn't serious.
Speaker 5: I wasn't.
Speaker 1: God, we're gonna send you out on another day. No
Speaker 1: one gets a choice, all right.
Speaker 5: Broaking Jeffrey in the morning,