WEBVTT - Second Date Update Classic: Tinder Date Swipe Night

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<v Speaker 1>Second Date, up Dated move Over, Monopoly and Charades naked Twister,

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<v Speaker 1>because the hot new game everyone is going to be

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<v Speaker 1>playing is Tinder Swipe night. We always talk about dating

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<v Speaker 1>trends on our show, and maybe you guys have seen

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<v Speaker 1>this one on social media.

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<v Speaker 2>I have it.

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<v Speaker 1>But apparently you can launch the dating apps on your

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<v Speaker 1>TV and enjoy swiping on people's profiles as your friends

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<v Speaker 1>come and watch and help you pick out who they

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<v Speaker 1>think you should date.

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<v Speaker 2>Guy, can we can we have a show game night

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<v Speaker 2>and go through it nice enough to the blue connection

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<v Speaker 2>over to my house? Oh yeah, do you.

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<v Speaker 1>Want us to help you find your side piece to

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<v Speaker 1>cheat on your husband with.

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<v Speaker 2>These two's profiles?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh for Alexis and Jose that could be fun. But

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<v Speaker 1>one of our listeners, Tanya, actually did this the other

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<v Speaker 1>night and apparently it sort of worked out for her

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<v Speaker 1>because she needs our health today. But Tanya, welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you. I'm super excited to be here.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, So your friends are the one that

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<v Speaker 4>swiped right on the person you went out with.

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<v Speaker 3>So basically I got together with eight of my friends. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>we divided our friend group into two teams, so then

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<v Speaker 3>like each team would look at the TV together and

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<v Speaker 3>we would kind of look at the dating app and

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<v Speaker 3>we would swipe left or swipe right as a group.

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<v Speaker 2>But how do you win?

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<v Speaker 3>At the end of the night, Whoever matches with the

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<v Speaker 3>most amount of people, they got a little reward. So

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<v Speaker 3>we put together like a little wine basket.

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<v Speaker 4>But if you're just trying to get matches, what did

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<v Speaker 4>that make your friends swipe on the desperate day?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you lower your standards for the purpose of this game?

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<v Speaker 2>I would want to win, so I would just.

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<v Speaker 3>Be Our only rule is that you cannot swipe right

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<v Speaker 3>three times in a row at okay, okay, even if

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<v Speaker 3>you choose two in a row that you really like,

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<v Speaker 3>if the third is cuter, more successful, more perfect, fifth,

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<v Speaker 3>it doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I used your two.

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<v Speaker 1>The Hemsworth's brother came up on number swipe left on him.

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't Chris, so you.

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<v Speaker 3>Can see why it would be fun, right, So.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you get a d M by the end of

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<v Speaker 2>the night from one of these guys?

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<v Speaker 3>Actually I got three messages from three separate guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>The first guy immediately told me that he wants money

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<v Speaker 3>from me, and.

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<v Speaker 1>That's you okay, get rid of Guy number one.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>So Guy number two immediately told me that he would

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<v Speaker 3>love to take me to Slovakia, and he went into

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<v Speaker 3>more details that again extremely creepy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Brook almost at her honeymoon in Slovakia.

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<v Speaker 2>I've actually heard this beautiful place.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, but I guess depends on which Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right. Okay, So you moved on from guy number two,

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<v Speaker 1>who is guy number three.

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<v Speaker 3>His name was Keith.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, and at this point, Keith could say anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Right. At this point, Keith is married with seven children,

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<v Speaker 1>but he's a keeper, right, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So that's why I'm reaching out. Because he asked

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<v Speaker 3>me out on a date and he was really quirky,

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<v Speaker 3>like I thought at first he would just be kind

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<v Speaker 3>of like basic, like a lot of the guys play

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<v Speaker 3>it pretty conservatively on a first date. But this guy

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<v Speaker 3>was like, you know what, let's be spontaneous. I'm going

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<v Speaker 3>to take you out, but for meet me at the Walmart.

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<v Speaker 4>And you agreed to this because it was better than Slovak,

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<v Speaker 4>a little bit better now I think they have Yeah, wait,

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<v Speaker 4>what you actually did this?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>I did.

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<v Speaker 3>At this point, I was like, okay, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 3>take a risk. We're going to get together, and we

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<v Speaker 3>meet up at Walmart. He looks handsome, he smells great,

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<v Speaker 3>he's got duct tape and a shovel.

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<v Speaker 1>In comparison, at Walmart, I should meet my date's there.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure you look great. Yeah, I mean it's an

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<v Speaker 1>unusual choice.

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<v Speaker 3>The date was not buying his groceres at Walmarts.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>So he was like, well, we're just going to pick

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<v Speaker 3>up something fun for us to do while we're at

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<v Speaker 3>dinner together. And we picked up an or a gami kit,

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<v Speaker 3>Like it's going to make sense at the next location.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, okay, all right, scavenger to meet him.

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<v Speaker 4>He couldn't have just gone on his own.

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<v Speaker 3>Her credit card to pay for so, yeah, exactly. I

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<v Speaker 3>was skeptical at first, but it was kind of fun

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<v Speaker 3>walking down the aisles of a store with a stranger

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<v Speaker 3>seeing what he liked.

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<v Speaker 1>What I like have very different definitions, but that's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So where did you guys go to dinner?

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<v Speaker 3>We went to a local sushi spot in Japanese.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>It was honestly so much fun. Like I was laughing

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<v Speaker 3>and laughing and laughing because like we're trying to make

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<v Speaker 3>these little animals and little flowers and we're both just sailing.

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<v Speaker 2>Just look, I mean you sound like you're glowing right now. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean you do.

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<v Speaker 1>We were all skeptical when you were saying, like Walmart

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<v Speaker 1>day like mysteries.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure he was living in the RV in the.

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<v Speaker 1>Parking, but this is all sounding actually really good. So

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<v Speaker 1>tell us how did the night end?

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<v Speaker 3>We kissed, and it was one of those things where

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, I texted my friends after I was like, wow,

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<v Speaker 3>Chinger date white night. Really uh it really like works.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't heard from him and it's been over a week.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just kinda confused, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, we're gonna come back. We're gonna call Keith

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<v Speaker 1>for you. You're a animal folding Walmart loving raw sushi

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<v Speaker 1>eating hunk of a man, ye description, and we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>try and get you your second date update right after.

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<v Speaker 2>This thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Second date update. It's the classic Walmart Origami sushi date man. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>super played out. That was very unique, and that's exactly

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<v Speaker 1>what Tanya did on her date night with Keith. But

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<v Speaker 1>here's my question, because I can see, like Brooks said, Tanya,

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<v Speaker 1>you were glowing. It seems like having drinks, eating sashimi,

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<v Speaker 1>folding swans. When you told us the story, you were

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<v Speaker 1>even laughing as you were telling.

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<v Speaker 2>It to It was like she was reliving it in

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<v Speaker 2>her mind.

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<v Speaker 1>But here's my concern. Maybe you were having such a

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<v Speaker 1>good time that after a couple of drinks you decided

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<v Speaker 1>to confidently lean over and say to Keith, guess what,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't just pick you off of Tinder. Six of

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<v Speaker 1>my drunken girlfriends did too during a big swipe night.

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<v Speaker 1>Details I'm trying.

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<v Speaker 2>To would guys care? Would it be flattered though that

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<v Speaker 2>you made the top cut?

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<v Speaker 1>Like? I would be more flattered, like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>not just you girls. I would feel like a fish

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<v Speaker 1>in a fish bowl, being like all of my girlfriends chose.

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<v Speaker 4>You all they're talking about anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, as a guy, it can feel weird to

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<v Speaker 1>hear that, Tanya, did that come up during the first

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<v Speaker 1>date at all?

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<v Speaker 3>Not at all? No?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so you don't probably want us to bring it

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<v Speaker 4>up during this call, that.

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<v Speaker 3>Doesn't I mean, at this point he'll probably find out

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of things just because it's on the radio.

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<v Speaker 3>It's gonna be one more thing hopefully that we laugh about. Right, Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>I just said we can.

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<v Speaker 1>See both good and bad in knowing that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and he's a quirky guy and he feels like

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<v Speaker 4>a guy that can roll with the punches.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, maybe he likes that you put your faces into

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<v Speaker 1>a program to see what your babies would look like

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<v Speaker 1>in ten years. But we'll see, he just made that

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<v Speaker 1>up as a joke. I do not say that. I

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<v Speaker 1>won't say anything. I'll just ask him why he's not

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<v Speaker 1>calling you back? There? Another doll. We'll keep it basic.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go, the dollar's number right now. Hello, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>we're looking to speak with Keith.

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<v Speaker 5>Who is this?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this Keith?

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<v Speaker 5>This is Keith?

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<v Speaker 1>Because you know during this thing that we're doing, is

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the one who asked questions? Is a radio show

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<v Speaker 1>called Brook and Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 2>In the Morning A little aggressive?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm taking charge. I'm intimidated by Keith.

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<v Speaker 2>You're intimidated.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got a masculine voice, and I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Scared it's a beta malef.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Keith, listen to me. We're radio show. We want

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<v Speaker 1>to ask you about your dating life.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, okay, how can I help I guess?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, I'm still a little scared. We're honestly just

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<v Speaker 1>asking because one of our listeners went out on a

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<v Speaker 1>date with you the other night and had a really

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<v Speaker 1>good time, and now she's a little bit confused. Why

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<v Speaker 1>there hasn't been a second date yet. Oh you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's a little complicated.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, this is Tanya.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, as complicated as ogami.

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<v Speaker 5>I told you about the Ogami.

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<v Speaker 3>Huh.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I couldn't believe that you said meet me at

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<v Speaker 4>a Walmart parking lot and she agreed.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, okay, So, like I was just trying to feel

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<v Speaker 5>out the vibes, like if someone's like you, noil Walmart,

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<v Speaker 5>like too low brow, Like that's probably not the person

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<v Speaker 5>I want to date, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, it's more about meeting a stranger.

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<v Speaker 1>But Tanya sounded like she was into the idea, So

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<v Speaker 1>that sounds like a good thing. Why wouldn't you be

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<v Speaker 1>getting back to her?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I kind of have like another relationship situation going

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<v Speaker 5>on right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Like how serious?

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<v Speaker 1>Well then why did you ask her?

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<v Speaker 2>Like you're dating other people or you're.

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<v Speaker 5>No, it's not other people, it's just it's this girl.

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<v Speaker 5>I know we're through.

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<v Speaker 1>Work, you're dating someone at your work.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I wouldn't say dating. We haven't gone on a

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<v Speaker 5>date before.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you're just okay, Now I'm confused. What what now?

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<v Speaker 4>It sounds like the opposite, just looking up?

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<v Speaker 1>What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 5>No, we haven't done anything physical.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you spoken with this girl.

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<v Speaker 5>In a professional way, like I'll send her email, correspondence

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<v Speaker 5>and anything simple hello and goodbye.

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<v Speaker 4>You're just saying that you have a crush on someone

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<v Speaker 4>at your workplace, is what it sounds like.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but that's like an emotional, one sided relationship, like

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<v Speaker 5>I would I want to cheat on her, you know, emotionally.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's not put relationship. You don't want to cheat on her?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, yeah, because you know we're in a relationship, but she.

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<v Speaker 2>Doesn't know that, doesn't like you back.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you talked to her? Do you know how she

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<v Speaker 1>feels about this?

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<v Speaker 3>Well?

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, I have Relationship is a very strong word

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<v Speaker 5>that you used at the very beginning there. Yeah, I know.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this all?

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<v Speaker 4>Is this all like trying You're trying to get out

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<v Speaker 4>of going on a date with Tanya?

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<v Speaker 2>Like, are you trying to Are you making stuff up

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<v Speaker 2>on the floor?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh no, no, Tanya was great?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you accusing him of making up a fake emotional girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, it's plausible because like you're all over the board,

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<v Speaker 4>like you don't want to cheat.

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<v Speaker 6>On her, but then you isn't that how feelings are?

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<v Speaker 5>They're messy. It's like someone from work.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not trying to get in trouble with h Like

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<v Speaker 6>it's so complicated than you.

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<v Speaker 1>But you don't.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you just ask her out on a date

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<v Speaker 1>if you really are that indo her and see what

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<v Speaker 1>she says.

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<v Speaker 2>Are we talking about Tanya the girl?

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you ask a girl out at work if

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<v Speaker 1>you're really that into her?

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<v Speaker 5>I guess I could. I guess you.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't even have interested?

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<v Speaker 1>He's no.

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<v Speaker 5>But that's the thing, Like it would be devastating if

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<v Speaker 5>she said no, It would crush me.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, then it's fine. Then you get an emotional rebound

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<v Speaker 1>girl to emotionally rebound.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what we're gonna say that Tanya.

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<v Speaker 1>Is well, Tanya could be your emotional friend with benefits.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. We need to check with her. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know if she'd be cool with that.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just ask her right now because I gotta let

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<v Speaker 1>you know. Tanya is on the other line, listening. Your

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<v Speaker 1>emotional friend with benefits wants to Tanya has been listening. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>Tanya has been there, the only woman.

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<v Speaker 2>You've actually gone out with in person.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a quick question, hi, Keith. Seeing not a

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<v Speaker 3>question for Keith, though, it's a question for Jeff. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>why would you encourage Keith to ask out somebody from

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<v Speaker 3>his work when you know I called in to try

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<v Speaker 3>to get your support.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I am one hundred percent on your set. I

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<v Speaker 1>asked a question, why wouldn't you ask out somebody if

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<v Speaker 1>you liked that? Okay, it was more of a philosophical

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<v Speaker 1>Jeff philosophic It made sense in my hands.

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<v Speaker 3>You heard him, Jeff, you heard the answer. You're the

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<v Speaker 3>one that asked, well, why haven't you asked her out yet?

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<v Speaker 3>And he was like, oh, yeah, well maybe I should.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly, I'll be honest, the question backfired on me, So

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<v Speaker 1>it did go the way you know.

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<v Speaker 3>It really seemed to have backfired on me.

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<v Speaker 1>Jeff, Well, let me get back on track here and

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<v Speaker 1>ask Keith another question. Why don't you go out on

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<v Speaker 1>another date with this great woman that you already have

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<v Speaker 1>been out on one date with? Why not do that?

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<v Speaker 1>That seems like a great ideas to life coach Jeff.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, the two of you two together.

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<v Speaker 5>To be honest, you kind of convinced me to ask

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<v Speaker 5>out my coworker.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, thank god.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, can we just go back to set That way

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<v Speaker 1>easier of a concept to me.

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<v Speaker 4>Listen, Keith, this is you're you're living in a fantasy

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<v Speaker 4>world because you don't want to get hurt. That's what

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<v Speaker 4>you're doing. You're creating this protective bubble. What you need

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<v Speaker 4>to do is drop that. Okay, this person that you've

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<v Speaker 4>made up in your mind doesn't exist, go with the

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<v Speaker 4>real thing.

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<v Speaker 1>She doesn't. She does exist, but the relationship is.

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<v Speaker 3>Single and I am interested, Keith.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you said to yourself Keith that you had a

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<v Speaker 1>great time and she's the type of girl you've actually

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<v Speaker 1>been looking for.

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<v Speaker 6>Honestly, I'm just really confused because a few minutes ago

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<v Speaker 6>you were all trying to convince you to ask out

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<v Speaker 6>my work friend I mean girlfriend, and now now you're

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<v Speaker 6>trying to convince you to ask you I I'm just

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<v Speaker 6>so confused.

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<v Speaker 1>Keith. Here's the bottom line is we're running out of time,

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<v Speaker 1>and the whole goal of this phone call is to

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<v Speaker 1>get you to go out on one more or date

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<v Speaker 1>with Tanya. Yeah, the real woman that you went to

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<v Speaker 1>sushi with the other night. Will you see her one

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<v Speaker 1>more time? And we would pay for it.

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<v Speaker 5>Come on, Keith, Okay, Tanya, I need to ask you

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<v Speaker 5>a question first, out.

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<v Speaker 1>Of time okay, okay, ask me make it fast?

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<v Speaker 5>Will you move in with me?

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<v Speaker 1>W how did he get hurt?

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<v Speaker 4>Swipe?

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<v Speaker 2>What?

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<v Speaker 3>Hilarius? Hilarious, He's so funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I told you he lived in the van, anybody, he

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't serious. He wasn't serious.

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<v Speaker 5>I wasn't.

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<v Speaker 1>God, we're gonna send you out on another day. No

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<v Speaker 1>one gets a choice, all right.

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<v Speaker 5>Broaking Jeffrey in the morning,