Speaker 1: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan. I
Speaker 1: feel just the bits.
Speaker 2: What's up everybody. I hope you're having a great Saturday.
Speaker 2: We're doing the best bits over here. I hope you
Speaker 2: check out Part one in part three this weekend with Abby.
Speaker 3: On part one, we talk all about her big gig
Speaker 3: that's happening this weekend in California, and also the weirdest
Speaker 3: thing that I ubered, a crazy story that happened in
Speaker 3: Palm Springs when I was out there for a bachelorette.
Speaker 3: In Part three, we answer listener questions about our boyfriends,
Speaker 3: about some work situations that have happened, and some recommendations
Speaker 3: if you are living in Wichita or near Wichita at
Speaker 3: any point in time. So check those out if you
Speaker 3: have some extra time this weekend.
Speaker 2: But for now, the reason you're here to get caught
Speaker 2: up on the Bobby Bone Show. So let's do it here.
Speaker 2: It is number seven. Starting out Scoopa Stee. He's got
Speaker 2: a ghost for years, ever.
Speaker 3: Since he's joined the show, we've heard all about this
Speaker 3: ghost phenomenon. Basically, he's had multiple experiences with ghosts, and well,
Speaker 3: we were in the hallway and I saw his ghost.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a whole thing.
Speaker 4: Number seven.
Speaker 5: I'm not a big ghost guy, meaning I think if
Speaker 5: there were ghosts, and there may be, I don't think
Speaker 5: they'd let us see them, or we could see them,
Speaker 5: or they're just chilling and they like I wish you
Speaker 5: guys could see me, and they you can't.
Speaker 6: Okay, fine.
Speaker 5: Scuba has said he had a ghost go in his
Speaker 5: body once, like go for a ride and then come
Speaker 5: out like his nose and he just started crying.
Speaker 6: And so remember that story.
Speaker 7: Well, yeah, ghost used him as a conduit to get
Speaker 7: out of the house or.
Speaker 5: Something I believe went up his butt came out his
Speaker 5: nose after he took a nice joy ride.
Speaker 8: Yeah, good Gid.
Speaker 6: But I'm not a big ghost guy.
Speaker 5: But I'm also not a guy's like there's no such thing.
Speaker 5: But so Morgan thinks now after spending the day with Scuba,
Speaker 5: the ghosts actually follow him around even today.
Speaker 3: Why Well, so I was in a hallway Scuba Steve
Speaker 3: was running around like crazy and he walks past me
Speaker 3: and all the lights just flicker as they're following Scuba.
Speaker 5: Possible the house was so old that when he was
Speaker 5: running it was like knocking the wiring.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: True, it didn't happen to anybody else. I mean we
Speaker 3: were walking around the whole time. Everybody else was moving
Speaker 3: around and no lights were flickering. But Scuba walks and
Speaker 3: it follows him. This wasn't just a flicker of light
Speaker 3: random in a corner.
Speaker 7: It was where.
Speaker 2: Scuba Steve was as it was following him. And I
Speaker 2: couldn't believe what you.
Speaker 6: Noticed that Scuba was this upstairs by chance? No, it
Speaker 6: was everywhere you went.
Speaker 9: You don't even notice, Okay, because it was weird as
Speaker 9: yesterday when we were doing all this, I had this
Speaker 9: envision or the thought of my grandfather, because my grandmother's
Speaker 9: not doing well. She's in hospice, and so there was
Speaker 9: this Marshal like amp that was converted into a speaker
Speaker 9: box and I was like, oh, Marshall's my grandfather's name.
Speaker 9: I was like playing around with it, and just in
Speaker 9: all these memories of him came up and I got
Speaker 9: pretty emotional.
Speaker 6: So that's actually kind of weird. I wonder if it
Speaker 6: was my grandfather. See I about a ghost guy. But
Speaker 6: when you say something like that and it does that
Speaker 6: story if true, Yeah, I'm assuming you didn't make that up.
Speaker 6: If so, fe No, No, legit, But.
Speaker 5: Like, that's pretty cool to think that possibly that could
Speaker 5: have happened.
Speaker 10: But why would his grandfather be with him? Wouldn't his
Speaker 10: grandfather want to be with his grandmother?
Speaker 5: Well, but you're you're using the logic of organic bodies six. Yeah,
Speaker 5: he could possibly be in two places at once. You're
Speaker 5: saying a ghost has to be singularly in one place.
Speaker 5: It's not like our bodies.
Speaker 7: He could be an omni present.
Speaker 5: Okay, No, you're you're assigning human form to things that
Speaker 5: aren't human.
Speaker 6: By the way, why am I fighting for them because
Speaker 6: I don't believe in him.
Speaker 4: I don't know. But Scuba sounds very convincing.
Speaker 7: But it could be too that Scuba's open to it,
Speaker 7: since he's already had ghost encounters right up his open home.
Speaker 7: And so when he sees the Marshall speaker and he
Speaker 7: he thinks of his grandfather, he's inviting his grandfather to appear.
Speaker 7: When we're closed off and you never even think that
Speaker 7: that could happen, then maybe we shut off opportunities.
Speaker 5: I'm down with that, because I would not say that's wrong.
Speaker 5: But I don't know that him being down with that
Speaker 5: makes it.
Speaker 6: Happen, right, I know, Morgan saw if Scuba was like
Speaker 6: I saw everywhere I went the lights flicker, and.
Speaker 5: We're all like, shut up with your ghosts flying up
Speaker 5: your keysters.
Speaker 6: Stop. But Morgan's the one who saw and Scuba didn't.
Speaker 5: But Scuba has a story about his grandfather who's passed
Speaker 5: away his name.
Speaker 6: That's a little coincidental.
Speaker 9: Yeah, and my nun is in hospice, so I think
Speaker 9: he's trying to be there for me to kind of
Speaker 9: like make me feel better about it.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Oh, if I'm on a jury, I now believe in
Speaker 5: ghosts guilty guilty of being real?
Speaker 7: Which yeah, and I'm sorry about your grandma, Scuba.
Speaker 6: Yeah, me too. I'm too obsessed with this bit though
Speaker 6: it could have feelings, So sorry.
Speaker 4: Good.
Speaker 6: You know we had a good life together.
Speaker 5: Well no, no, you're saying, oh boy, so what do
Speaker 5: you think, Scuba? Do you did you notice that at all?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 6: I think physical? Nothing physical.
Speaker 9: The only thing that that was that could relate to
Speaker 9: that is me thinking of my grandfather because of my grandmother.
Speaker 9: I didn't see or feel or nothing. So that's weird
Speaker 9: that Morgan saw something and I didn't even feel it.
Speaker 6: Morgan, after he tells you that story, What do you
Speaker 6: feel and think?
Speaker 2: Oh, I already I already believed it as soon as
Speaker 2: I saw it.
Speaker 3: Once you see something with your own eyes in that situation,
Speaker 3: how it just came across in my brain.
Speaker 2: I was like, there's no, that's a ghost. There's absolutely
Speaker 2: no way that's anything else.
Speaker 5: Absolutely, I hear you. But I could always find a
Speaker 5: reason that it wasn't a ghost. Like even my head
Speaker 5: was like, we were an old house. Yes, if he's running, listen,
Speaker 5: Scuba's not one hundred and ten pounds. He's an adult man.
Speaker 5: And if he's running, what adult man runs down a hallway?
Speaker 5: And maybe it's an old house and the wiring shakes
Speaker 5: or something, sure, or maybe you were drunk.
Speaker 8: It was sober.
Speaker 10: Was it like dimming of the lights or was it
Speaker 10: like oh, out and then back on, out and back on.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a short that's what I thought. Yeah. And
Speaker 6: was it like as he was running?
Speaker 2: Was like, no, no, did pick that sound?
Speaker 3: But it was it was just how it was moving.
Speaker 3: The lights were moving on and off as he was running.
Speaker 3: It wasn't like the whole hallway went off. It was
Speaker 3: like following him.
Speaker 6: Like a movie where it's like click click click, click click.
Speaker 5: I would like to say, if any ghosts are listening,
Speaker 5: I'm not a ghost hater in any way whatsoever.
Speaker 7: Welcome them.
Speaker 6: Welcome, Yeah, what's up body?
Speaker 4: Welcome?
Speaker 6: We don't know if you're real. Well, that's freaking amazing.
Speaker 6: I love it. Ghosts ghost twenty twenty four, you know,
Speaker 6: put them on the ticket.
Speaker 7: We're calling them ghosts. But you could also just say,
Speaker 7: like the you know, I feel the presence of my mom.
Speaker 7: If you, Bobby, you ever felt the presence of your mom?
Speaker 6: Nope?
Speaker 7: Like, well, who is it we were talking about.
Speaker 5: I find a way to not think that's real. I dream,
Speaker 5: I have dreams. My moms come to me in dreams.
Speaker 5: My Mom's not alive, but I think I'm probably just
Speaker 5: thinking about it, so it.
Speaker 7: Comes ah, well, or she's coming to you now.
Speaker 6: Absolutely. I mean your grandmother went with a guitar.
Speaker 5: Fellow that again, the air condition came on or something
Speaker 5: right around that time.
Speaker 7: Right, you can always explain if you want to science.
Speaker 6: I'm big science guy.
Speaker 3: I will also say that there was another witness to this,
Speaker 3: not on any of it in the show, somebody that
Speaker 3: was working there, and we both just kind of looked
Speaker 3: at each other and we felt it.
Speaker 2: It just fell off.
Speaker 5: So this witness that Morgan's talking about. Morgan was like
Speaker 5: somebody witnessed it. I think his name was Gerald. We
Speaker 5: went over and it was like who. I was asking, like,
Speaker 5: who's Gerald? And they're like, Gerald hasn't lived here in
Speaker 5: one hundred years.
Speaker 11: He died.
Speaker 6: Exactly exactly. Well, Scuba, does that make you feel good,
Speaker 6: like like a bit of peace because she's saying this
Speaker 6: and mate, possibly that's what happened.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it does, because I was thinking about him, and
Speaker 9: whenever I think about someone like that who has passed,
Speaker 9: I always kind of a little bit inside me is
Speaker 9: like I would like to see them. I don't know
Speaker 9: if I could physically handle it, but any sort of
Speaker 9: sign will be really cool. So even though I didn't
Speaker 9: see the sign, I'm affirmed by Morgan saying she saw.
Speaker 9: So that's pretty cool.
Speaker 6: Gerald I lived here.
Speaker 5: You say, Gerald, Gerald, here's a picture him in nineteen twelve.
Speaker 6: And Morgan's like, that's him, that's him, here's just here.
Speaker 6: I like it for you, Scuba, thank you, I too.
Speaker 6: I like it.
Speaker 5: And I'm sorry about your grandma. And if your grandpa's chilling,
Speaker 5: that's pretty cool it is. I mean, he's looking out
Speaker 5: for you.
Speaker 6: And if there's a short in that house, I should
Speaker 6: fix it because it's a fire hazard.
Speaker 12: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Number two.
Speaker 3: So I've been doing the tour with my boyfriend aka
Speaker 3: Man in Uniform. The tour meaning I've been meeting all
Speaker 3: of his friends and family for the first time and
Speaker 3: we're basically meeting each other's people. That's the tour that's
Speaker 3: been happening. And I had an etiquette question because we
Speaker 3: see things.
Speaker 2: A little bit differently.
Speaker 3: I was basically raised in this way and he maybe
Speaker 3: was it. So that's what the question is all about.
Speaker 3: What would you do when you're doing the tour with
Speaker 3: your new boyfriend girlfriend.
Speaker 5: Number six, talk about etiquette manners, that kind of thing.
Speaker 5: If you go to somebody's house, do you still bring something?
Speaker 5: So Morgan, you're going you have a boyfriend, yes, a
Speaker 5: man in uniform. So now you're doing the tour basically
Speaker 5: here you're going to meet a lot of his people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm meeting a lot of friends, a lot of family,
Speaker 3: and I'm going to all these different houses and events.
Speaker 6: So when you go to somebody's house, what do you do.
Speaker 3: I always bring something like, I've brought a bottle of wine,
Speaker 3: I've brought a plant, I've brought a dessert.
Speaker 6: A plant. Wow, that's nice.
Speaker 3: It all depends on the information he gives me about
Speaker 3: the people, and then I get them something based on that,
Speaker 3: and so that's what I've been doing. But he was like,
Speaker 3: I don't think you need to do that. That's okay,
Speaker 3: you don't you bring anything. They're inviting us over.
Speaker 6: I think early on it's it's pretty good.
Speaker 5: It's like being slightly overdressed when you're not quite sure
Speaker 5: what everybody's wearing, versus being slightly underdressed when you're not
Speaker 5: quite sure what everybody's wearing. Because if you're underdressed, you
Speaker 5: feel like a fool. If you're overdressed, you just feel good,
Speaker 5: or you can actually loosen it up a little bit.
Speaker 5: I think it's great you're doing that. I think that's
Speaker 5: eventually going to fade out either the second time, especially
Speaker 5: close people. If you're invited to like a dinner party
Speaker 5: with people that you, by the way, what the heck's
Speaker 5: even a dinner party. But if you're somebody like grilling,
Speaker 5: I know, right, I just see that stuff on TV.
Speaker 5: But if like, somebody's grilling and you kind of don't
Speaker 5: know them and they're.
Speaker 6: Having to get together, I get it.
Speaker 5: But if somebody's like, come on, I think it's great
Speaker 5: what you're doing because you're slightly overdressed and I like that,
Speaker 5: But what's the etiquette on it?
Speaker 6: In your mind?
Speaker 7: Amy, Oh, I would take something, especially her first time
Speaker 7: she's meeting. It just helps, like you feel better going
Speaker 7: in there and she's right on with what she's taking.
Speaker 7: Maybe even a candle sometimes might work.
Speaker 6: Yeah, what about a puppy taking?
Speaker 7: Oh wow, nothing too over the top all. But then yeah,
Speaker 7: the more you hang out with them, obviously, I think
Speaker 7: that even the second time, you don't need to show
Speaker 7: up with something else. However, like you said, Bobby, if
Speaker 7: someone's inviting over for dinner, even if you know them
Speaker 7: like really, well, you probably talk to them more and
Speaker 7: you'd be like, hey, what can I bring? What how
Speaker 7: can I contribute aside? And you contribute that way. If
Speaker 7: they're like, oh, don't worry about it, then showing up
Speaker 7: with the bottle of wine still makes sense because they're there.
Speaker 7: If they have wine or margerite, is there something like
Speaker 7: you can contribute in that way because they're.
Speaker 5: So just the effort, yeah, more than what you're actually bringing.
Speaker 5: I didn't realize wine was so cheap.
Speaker 6: It depends what kind of wines. Now I'm talk about you.
Speaker 6: I'm tink about wine the grocery store. You can get
Speaker 6: eight dollar wine.
Speaker 5: You get Yeah, you new it's real nice sometimes but
Speaker 5: it doesn't. But it doesn't matter how it tastes because
Speaker 5: it's just the effort.
Speaker 6: I don't drink.
Speaker 5: So somebody brings a bottle of wine, I'm like, wow,
Speaker 5: what how many hundred dollars this cost?
Speaker 6: Looked it up the other day? Six bucks? Yeah?
Speaker 12: Yeah, whatever.
Speaker 7: The wine Pallette, I don't have it because I blindfolded
Speaker 7: myself and taste tested like a twenty five dollars bottle
Speaker 7: line and a four dollars bottle line, and I couldn't.
Speaker 8: Tell the difference.
Speaker 5: Lunchbox, if you get invited somewhere, because I feel like
Speaker 5: your sensibilities will be different.
Speaker 4: This is so stupid. Why are we taking items to
Speaker 4: people's houses?
Speaker 6: Well, etiquette.
Speaker 4: It's like if it's a pot lug and they say, hey,
Speaker 4: can you bring chips and saucer? Can you bring the dessert? Okay?
Speaker 4: But if you're invited somewhere and they don't tell you
Speaker 4: to bring anything. There is no need to bring a present.
Speaker 4: So every time I go to someone's house, I'm supposed
Speaker 4: to bring a present.
Speaker 6: This is stupid every time ever.
Speaker 4: I okay, so every time I meet someone, I have
Speaker 4: to bring them a present.
Speaker 6: If they're having you over, you have to get mad
Speaker 6: about it.
Speaker 5: But you get quite angry just us talking about what
Speaker 5: the etiquette is.
Speaker 6: We're not even forcing him to bring anything.
Speaker 7: What about if we ask in this?
Speaker 4: So every time someone comes out to Morgan's house, why
Speaker 4: didn't she invite those people over so she gets the gifts.
Speaker 7: It's not what it's about. That's not what it's about, you.
Speaker 4: Know what I mean?
Speaker 6: Instead of going to the getting a bunch of cool gifts,
Speaker 6: it's like, ooh, I'm so happy I have this. It's
Speaker 6: mostly just the gesture of someone thinking ahead going I
Speaker 6: am coming to your house. Since you're inviting me in
Speaker 6: and it's an early time, I want to show my
Speaker 6: appreciation by thinking a little extra than just showing up.
Speaker 7: Yeah, like or I brought my favorite cookies or something
Speaker 7: like that. I thought you might enjoy and lunchbox. I
Speaker 7: think if you had people over. You wouldn't mind if
Speaker 7: they showed up with a gift for you?
Speaker 5: No, what I wouldn't have All this being said, I
Speaker 5: never remember my wife from hours. I never remember to
Speaker 5: take any Also, I don't go to people's houses.
Speaker 7: Like, right, it might be a male female thing.
Speaker 6: Three last time with anybody's house nineteen ninety three thing, Yeah,
Speaker 6: been a bit, it's been a bit, but I don't don't.
Speaker 6: I don't remember that stuff.
Speaker 10: I mean, you might be right, it could be a
Speaker 10: girl thing, because like, I've never done that. Well, remember
Speaker 10: taking anything in someone's house.
Speaker 7: Morgan's Boyfriend's like, hey, you don't have to worry about that,
Speaker 7: which true, we don't really have to worry about it,
Speaker 7: but it's just we like it.
Speaker 6: Would you ever be annoyed if you invited someone over?
Speaker 5: Let's say you were you were grilling out and you
Speaker 5: invited like eight people and there's a few people that
Speaker 5: had ever been over for girl out.
Speaker 6: Would you be invited if they showed up with nothing?
Speaker 7: No, I wouldn't.
Speaker 6: Lunchbox did that like ten times in a row. I'm like,
Speaker 6: you know, that's just what he's gonna do, right, because
Speaker 6: you wouldn't have even thought about it.
Speaker 4: Because if you're grilling out, you're saying, hey, I'm making
Speaker 4: the food. Come over if you want me to bring something,
Speaker 4: say hey, can you bring the baked beans or something?
Speaker 5: But would you say can I bring anything? Or are
Speaker 5: you just waiting for them to tell you to bring something?
Speaker 4: Waiting for them to tell me because they're the ones having,
Speaker 4: they're the ones hosting, they're the ones having the party.
Speaker 5: But you wouldn't even suggest is there anything I can bring?
Speaker 5: Even if it's like a false ask, when you really
Speaker 5: hope they say no, you're doing I guarantee you.
Speaker 7: Lunchbox's wife says to them, is there anything we can bring?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 6: She like hits them on the back.
Speaker 7: Ye.
Speaker 6: After he hangs up, she calls him back. Let me
Speaker 6: ask you as this though.
Speaker 10: If you take, like say, a six pack of beer
Speaker 10: or a bottle of wine, right and you have to
Speaker 10: leave it no no, no no, and you put it
Speaker 10: on the counter and it's been an hour and no
Speaker 10: one's drinking it, Oh, you feel like a loser like well,
Speaker 10: not only that, but you kind of want it. Can
Speaker 10: you open up the bottle of wine that you brought?
Speaker 10: I don't know, to start drinking it?
Speaker 6: Here's my we used to do cakewalks at church.
Speaker 5: Well those are cool, yeah, and everybody would even at school,
Speaker 5: mostly at church, everybody would bring something and when no
Speaker 5: one would they win and never pick mine.
Speaker 6: I'll be insulted. Like, is that the one where you
Speaker 6: walk around the chairs and to the music stop?
Speaker 5: It's kind of a version of that, or the cake
Speaker 5: walks a bit different. There are all these like standing
Speaker 5: places and everybody walks around and you stop and they
Speaker 5: draw a number.
Speaker 6: No one loses. But when somebody wins, like number eleven,
Speaker 6: and you're like oh, and you go to the table
Speaker 6: and you pick one of the cake or cupcakes, but
Speaker 6: they're not picking your No.
Speaker 5: I went to pick a wiggle and got six cupcakes
Speaker 5: this certain color that I thought was finny, nobody ever
Speaker 5: picked it. Like that, you feel like a loser getting
Speaker 5: picked in dodgeball again.
Speaker 7: A potlugant church on Sundays, like the castrole dishes, there'd
Speaker 7: be some that would be basically empty and then some
Speaker 7: that barely even dimmed it. You and I would put
Speaker 7: those on my plate just becuz.
Speaker 6: Oh, you're saying it wasn't your stuff. You just feel
Speaker 6: bad for that person, like no one.
Speaker 7: Has even dipped into this, So I just put a
Speaker 7: scoop on my plate that was fly.
Speaker 6: And that's not fair. How do they know it doesn't
Speaker 6: taste good?
Speaker 10: Like just because of what people are eating, Probably because
Speaker 10: it's or did someone take a bike?
Speaker 6: Be like, don't get that one. That's interesting too. Usually
Speaker 6: it's some vegetable medley typeking though that nobody wants to
Speaker 6: eat it, like some healthier like keen law or something.
Speaker 6: What's lunchbox? This thing he likes? No, there's something else
Speaker 6: that he knew. It's probably something is this guy?
Speaker 4: That stuff's good? Man. It's just like Rice Morgan.
Speaker 6: I think you're nailing it. Take stuff.
Speaker 5: Better to take stuff and be a bit too much
Speaker 5: than not take anything and then to be like, dang
Speaker 5: you can.
Speaker 6: Better to be over dressed in under.
Speaker 4: And now you have to do it for the rest
Speaker 4: of the time because you started with some of the.
Speaker 5: Friendly times just early new friends. Yes, even a year
Speaker 5: from no mark it's brand new and second thing. Not
Speaker 5: if you're just like swinging by to pick them up
Speaker 5: or going in for a few minutes. But yeah, if
Speaker 5: you're like there for an hour plus you take something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like it shows appreciation too.
Speaker 5: I don't do it, but I do think do as
Speaker 5: I say, not as I do, because I don't remember,
Speaker 5: and I don't go places, says not nine to three.
Speaker 6: All right, thank you guys.
Speaker 12: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Number two.
Speaker 3: We have a lot of husbands on our show, and
Speaker 3: they all opened up about being a husband, meaning their
Speaker 3: most annoying husband hobbits. There's a story about this, so
Speaker 3: Bobby Eddie Lunchbox. They all admitted the most annoying things
Speaker 3: they do with their partners. And I think we can
Speaker 3: all admit we've been a little bit annoying to our
Speaker 3: partners at one point or another. These just happen to
Speaker 3: be theirs, and maybe you can relate. Maybe your husband
Speaker 3: is like this, or maybe you are like this.
Speaker 2: We'll find out.
Speaker 6: Number five Annoying husband habits gave a list of what
Speaker 6: a lot of wives from around the country have said
Speaker 6: when asked a question like, what's the most annoying.
Speaker 5: Thing your husband does? I'm to talk to the husband's here.
Speaker 5: What would your wife say? Is your most annoying habit
Speaker 5: that for some reason you just don't correct lunchbox.
Speaker 4: If I don't eat my toenails or bringing nails. I
Speaker 4: leave them laying on the couch.
Speaker 6: That is just gross. That's a human things. Discussing growth
Speaker 6: gag she tells about.
Speaker 5: She tells you that, like please throw your toenails away,
Speaker 5: or please eat them and don't leave them on the couch.
Speaker 4: Or the kids will seem and be like, oh, dad's
Speaker 4: toenails are here. My mom my wife will.
Speaker 6: Be like, why do you leave them there? Why don't
Speaker 6: you just I just.
Speaker 4: Forget, I get busy. Probably that I throw the clothes
Speaker 4: in the bathtub.
Speaker 5: Also another wild thing, that it's not dirty clothes. He
Speaker 5: throws all his dirty stuff in the bathtub.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but she started doing it too, so I can't.
Speaker 4: She can't say nothing.
Speaker 7: I feel like sometimes she just has to give up them.
Speaker 4: And the toilet paper, like when it runs out, I
Speaker 4: don't put it, like I don't hook the one the
Speaker 4: new one into there. I just set it on there
Speaker 4: a new role, you know what I mean. I just
Speaker 4: set it on the hoole.
Speaker 6: Why not just put it on? I would do that
Speaker 6: occasionally to.
Speaker 4: It she annoys the crap out of her, or I leave, yeah,
Speaker 4: or you leave what I mean? Just dirty dishes, just
Speaker 4: dirty dishes.
Speaker 6: Everything basically the dirty clothes in the bathtub is so weird.
Speaker 6: And your family did that?
Speaker 4: Uh No, my family didn't do it. We had a
Speaker 4: where did that come from?
Speaker 6: Where's the first time you ever put your dirty clothes
Speaker 6: in the.
Speaker 4: Bat When I owned my first house, I didn't have
Speaker 4: a hamper, and there was one of those bathtubs, and
Speaker 4: usually I would throw the empty shampoo bottles over the thing.
Speaker 4: And because I had to stand up and then had
Speaker 4: a bathtub, and so I just throw.
Speaker 7: A shower, yeah, like a stand up, separate shower.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And so the bathtub is something I'd never used,
Speaker 4: and so I was like, oh, clothes and shampoo bottles,
Speaker 4: we'll just go in there.
Speaker 5: So you turn it into a trash can. Yeah, but
Speaker 5: now you still use it as a dirty clothes hamper.
Speaker 5: Do you have to remove them to take a shower?
Speaker 4: No, it's a separate thing. It's the bathtub doesn't get.
Speaker 6: Used except for dirty clothes.
Speaker 4: Dirty clothes, right, Okay.
Speaker 5: I my wife, she gets the most annoyed at me.
Speaker 5: Let's say I have spread you know how the breads spun,
Speaker 5: and get the little thing to hold it twisty tie.
Speaker 5: So what I do is a fin I never put
Speaker 5: the twisty tie back on. I'm very much against twisty
Speaker 5: type being back on. I never put it back on.
Speaker 5: And I do this with bread and chips, and so
Speaker 5: I'll ball it up and then I push.
Speaker 6: It up against something to hold it.
Speaker 4: That's good.
Speaker 5: So just random places in the house there's like pushed
Speaker 5: up bags of chips that are holding it closed. And
Speaker 5: I did wherever it is like a stable thing, they'll
Speaker 5: be like it's next on a book, there'll be chips.
Speaker 6: So it really annoys her when she comes through and
Speaker 6: there's bags.
Speaker 8: Get a chip clip that aren't.
Speaker 6: Clipped or closed in any way.
Speaker 5: They're just rolled and pushed up against something so they
Speaker 5: don't unroll and spoil.
Speaker 6: At least you're trying to keep him from getting stale,
Speaker 6: Thank you very much. Yeah, I'm very anti twisty. It's
Speaker 6: a lot of work to retwist tiet. I get that exactly.
Speaker 8: It's not that much work.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that one.
Speaker 5: And just to everywhere I go, I turn the air
Speaker 5: way down and I forget sometime.
Speaker 4: We hate that.
Speaker 6: Here it's freezing, Yeah.
Speaker 4: My hands are frozen.
Speaker 6: It was sixty two the other day.
Speaker 8: Here.
Speaker 6: Do you realize that I forget sometimes?
Speaker 5: Like I'll leave and then she'll come home and I've
Speaker 5: been upstairs and it's freezing, and she's like, there's no
Speaker 5: reason for TV freezing here like she needs so I
Speaker 5: probably not just a turn of the air cold, but
Speaker 5: leaving it, just walking off and leaving it.
Speaker 6: It's probably something she gets annoyed by. Bad husband habit. Yeah,
Speaker 6: mine is just that I don't listen. Well, that's a
Speaker 6: pretty big one.
Speaker 10: But I try, like and I even say, like, all right,
Speaker 10: what time is the game tonight? She's like eight o'clock,
Speaker 10: got it? And then like later on the day and like,
Speaker 10: all right, what time is the game? And again she's
Speaker 10: like I put in the calendar. It's in the calendar.
Speaker 6: And I've told you have a calendar, and you don't
Speaker 6: have a calendar. She's made me a calendar, But do
Speaker 6: you use it? No?
Speaker 10: No, And I'd rather just ask, like what time is
Speaker 10: the game? I'm sorry, I forgot what time was the game?
Speaker 6: But when you think that, can't you just look at
Speaker 6: the calendar?
Speaker 10: Like when I instead of asking, well now, she's like,
Speaker 10: I'm not telling you. Just look at the calendar and
Speaker 10: be like okay, I gotta get my phone. Look at
Speaker 10: the calendar.
Speaker 6: Don't listen? Is it like a big one? That's maig fund.
Speaker 6: I don't one, but I try, like I just don't
Speaker 6: retain it. No, you don't try. I do.
Speaker 5: I don't try to shut the chips. Let's be honest.
Speaker 5: It's a quick way for me to get it moved.
Speaker 5: But if I really try, I to walk and get
Speaker 5: a twisty. Why walk and get a clip? You're not trying,
Speaker 5: let's be honest.
Speaker 7: Yeah, brace the calendar, eddie.
Speaker 6: You're not trying. You're not trying anything else. Pretty mu
Speaker 6: pretty much perfect? Yeah? I always close the chip bag. No,
Speaker 6: we're not comparing well.
Speaker 5: I always put dirty clothes in the dirty clothes and
Speaker 5: I do that too. Here's some of the big ones.
Speaker 5: You guys can tell us you do this leaving wet
Speaker 5: towels on the floor, No, no, I hang them. I yeah,
Speaker 5: I go to dirty clothes. Once my towel touches my beehole,
Speaker 5: it's dead.
Speaker 6: You don't reuse a towel if I don't touch my beehole.
Speaker 7: But why do you have to?
Speaker 6: You always to your beehole.
Speaker 7: I don't want to know.
Speaker 4: Just okay, I just hang it over the bat to.
Speaker 6: How can you go without drying that.
Speaker 7: Okay, we don't even talk about it.
Speaker 6: If it but as soon as it touches it, it's dead.
Speaker 4: That towel walking.
Speaker 6: I yelled that, and I put it in the dirty clothes.
Speaker 4: That's amazing.
Speaker 6: Burping, No, my wife can burp louder and she does
Speaker 6: than I do. Yeah, I don't burp. Yeah, bur Lack
Speaker 6: of personal hygiene.
Speaker 5: I do at times get told I need to shower more,
Speaker 5: not because I stink and I work.
Speaker 6: I shower after I work out.
Speaker 5: Sometimes I just forget to eat or shower. If I've
Speaker 5: got like a hundred things going on, those are two
Speaker 5: things I forget eating first sometimes showering second seems like
Speaker 5: a basic necessity. Probably picking nose, eh, I mean I
Speaker 5: pick it as much as it needs to be picked.
Speaker 6: I mean, if I can't breathe, I pick. I do
Speaker 6: this a lot like squeeze my nose too.
Speaker 7: That's just scratching the top, Like that's not really picking.
Speaker 6: Passing gas. I don't. I don't. I don't fart in
Speaker 6: my wife.
Speaker 5: I like, I do so many things that are probably
Speaker 5: not appealing that I think I cannot fart on her.
Speaker 6: Well, I don't.
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't aim it at her or anything.
Speaker 4: But if we're sitting on the couch and I got
Speaker 4: to let one roll.
Speaker 10: Roll, but you far when we work out, Like, why
Speaker 10: do you do that around us? That's natural if I'm
Speaker 10: gonna squat, Yeah, no, he does that amy He'll be
Speaker 10: in the midsto what I believe, if the.
Speaker 7: Body is real, like that's what they say in yoga,
Speaker 7: like let it.
Speaker 6: I'm not trying.
Speaker 5: It's already the Roman Eddie and myself, you know, not
Speaker 5: picking up after yourself.
Speaker 6: I pick up after myself pretty good. I mean, shoes
Speaker 6: are kind of a problem for me.
Speaker 4: I'm a If you have that.
Speaker 5: One over drinking anymore, we're good now. Dude, sleeping in
Speaker 5: really late, No, no, I can't do it. You can't
Speaker 5: do that because the kids are your body won't allow you.
Speaker 6: Kids.
Speaker 4: Got it a little bit of both.
Speaker 5: My if I sleep, my wife like loves it and
Speaker 5: will make it quiet because I never sleep. So if
Speaker 5: I do sleep like she'll she'll come, turn the air down,
Speaker 5: She'll like make it happen, keep them asleep, keep them asleep.
Speaker 5: And then finally, not stacking dishes.
Speaker 6: I don't know what that means doing put them away dishes?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't like.
Speaker 7: In the sink, just let them pile up.
Speaker 6: I did dishes one time time a story. This should
Speaker 6: be a book.
Speaker 5: I did dishes one time and their dishes all in
Speaker 5: the sink, and I wake up earlier in the morning,
Speaker 5: and I spent that morning putting the dishes up, put
Speaker 5: them the dishwasher, did think, never was acknowledged, never did
Speaker 5: them again.
Speaker 7: This is so annoying, because no.
Speaker 6: So annoying.
Speaker 13: I came home already, I was ready for fread or
Speaker 13: something Happy New Year, tye, stuff like you did the dishes,
Speaker 13: you know what. It was so annoying, never was acknowledged.
Speaker 13: And then I said, hey, I never got acknowledged for
Speaker 13: doing the dishes, and she was like, oh, you did
Speaker 13: the dishes.
Speaker 6: I was like the end, Okay, last time you ever
Speaker 6: did Last time I ever did the dishes.
Speaker 7: My point was, you live there. You're an equal partner there.
Speaker 7: You should be doing dishes. It's expected, like you want
Speaker 7: applause for doing something that you should do.
Speaker 5: If she feeds the dogs or takes the trash out,
Speaker 5: I'm like, hey, thanks for doing that. I really appreciate
Speaker 5: that we have our own little, own little deals.
Speaker 7: With And she's sort of like, hey, I bet you.
Speaker 7: Her attitude about it is like I live here, I
Speaker 7: obviously I'm going to take care of the dogs.
Speaker 6: And she's mature and I'm not.
Speaker 10: But that's the last time we do the dishes around
Speaker 10: the house. I used to say, like, my dad never
Speaker 10: did the dishes. I don't do that.
Speaker 5: I sometimes if I don't come home from mark when
Speaker 5: I'm like, my dad never came home.
Speaker 7: Oh, I thought you didn't like making dud jokes.
Speaker 6: I said that I know, but like then.
Speaker 7: It makes me feel good.
Speaker 6: You were making it about me and I was like,
Speaker 6: I don't like that, like when I make them.
Speaker 7: I know, but I thought, Okay, he said to me.
Speaker 6: This was Amy's jokes. You'll never be a good father's funny, right,
Speaker 6: That's what I said.
Speaker 4: That's not a joke.
Speaker 6: That's like, that's true.
Speaker 5: Okay, Thank you all all your husbands out there, do
Speaker 5: a better job, all right, Bobby Bone show.
Speaker 12: It's the best Bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 6: Number two, we.
Speaker 2: Had Terry Clark on the show. Not only is she
Speaker 2: and I Connan had so much to share.
Speaker 3: About her new collaboration album, but Bobby also got the
Speaker 3: scoop on the time she was asked to be in
Speaker 3: Playboy and why she didn't do it. So really super
Speaker 3: cool interview with Terry Clark. And as you go, check
Speaker 3: out my Instagram because I have a T shirt with
Speaker 3: Terry Clark for face on it and I took a
Speaker 3: picture with Terry Clark in the studio, so it was
Speaker 3: t shirt to real life basically magic. So if you
Speaker 3: want to see that fun photo, you can go to
Speaker 3: at web Girl Morgan.
Speaker 2: But right now, here's the interview with Terry Clark.
Speaker 6: Number four Terry clarkson Studio. Good to see you again.
Speaker 6: I didn't We didn't know each other until you came
Speaker 6: over to the house. I really enjoyed that. I don't
Speaker 6: always enjoy them.
Speaker 8: I did too. It felt like a really intense therapy session.
Speaker 8: Part of that it was really great.
Speaker 5: I rarely don't enjoy them, but you know, with anything else,
Speaker 5: it'd be like a show that you do if you're trying.
Speaker 5: You don't hate doing shows, but some of them just
Speaker 5: fall in and you're just like, you just do a
Speaker 5: show and it was good and you move on. But
Speaker 5: I like really enjoyed the time.
Speaker 6: I guess because I was a fan of you for
Speaker 6: a long long time. And didn't know you, and some
Speaker 6: that can go either way when you meet somebody.
Speaker 8: Yeah, are they going to be you know what you
Speaker 8: think they are, or are they going to be we're
Speaker 8: just close what they are. Yeah, well, I enjoyed meeting
Speaker 8: you too. You know, I'm a fan of yours and
Speaker 8: I have a radio show, and you tend to kind
Speaker 8: of want to listen to people and their conversational skills
Speaker 8: when they're interviewing people, and you're one of those people
Speaker 8: that I think a lot of artists are starting to
Speaker 8: dabble in radio now.
Speaker 6: You know, podcasting radio, and yeah, yeah, but you're good
Speaker 6: at it.
Speaker 8: Well, thank you very much. But you're you know, there's
Speaker 8: a reason you're winning all these awards and stuff. So congratulations.
Speaker 8: And I really enjoyed our last chat. So when they
Speaker 8: said we were coming back now we can actually talk
Speaker 8: about the record, we couldn't remember the publicity people were
Speaker 8: all like, no, they were giving us the whole wind.
Speaker 6: I don't thing that was weird.
Speaker 5: It was like, hey, Terry Clark's coming over, but she
Speaker 5: can't talk about anything, right, but we wonder to talk
Speaker 5: about I wonder what we're going to do.
Speaker 8: We talked about childhood, baggage instead.
Speaker 5: So how I found out about your record is one
Speaker 5: of my best dear friends, Ben Rector.
Speaker 6: Today, I'm going to go record what Terry Clark? Do
Speaker 6: you know her? And at the time I didn't, And
Speaker 6: I was like, I don't know her, but I'm a
Speaker 6: fan of her.
Speaker 5: Let me know how it goes. And he came back
Speaker 5: and he was like, she was delightful. That That was
Speaker 5: his description of you. Delightful. So you got a lot
Speaker 5: of artists to come back and sing your big songs.
Speaker 5: How what's that problem?
Speaker 6: I don't know. How do you pick? Does everybody say yes? Sometimes?
Speaker 6: Do they not sing it exactly like you want?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 6: What is that process?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 8: Well, I started with kind of a you know, a
Speaker 8: list of my wish list of people, and I called
Speaker 8: Ashley McBride first, and we've been friends since twenty seventeen.
Speaker 8: So she said yes and jumped on board. And I
Speaker 8: wanted her to do better things to do because it
Speaker 8: was the debut single and she had publicly talked about
Speaker 8: how much that debut album meant to her when she
Speaker 8: was a kid growing up in Arkansas and how she
Speaker 8: you know, she felt like she was different than the
Speaker 8: rest of the girls, and she was you know, she
Speaker 8: was a tomboy, and she saw my image and really
Speaker 8: got into music and it helped her feel like she belonged,
Speaker 8: I guess. And so her singing on Better Things to
Speaker 8: Do was a natural fit to me. And then after
Speaker 8: Ashley agreed, you know, when you get one, it's kind
Speaker 8: of easier to start going, Well, Ashley McBride's doing this,
Speaker 8: did you go to Landy wils Yeah, Ashley is like,
Speaker 8: she is amazing, and she's so respected around town for
Speaker 8: her songwriting and her artistry especially, it's just amazing. So
Speaker 8: and then I love Landy Wilson for so many reasons.
Speaker 8: I love the fact that she's such an individual. You
Speaker 8: can recognize her by a silhouette. There aren't a lot
Speaker 8: of people that you know, you see their silhouette, you
Speaker 8: know them automatically who it is. Landy Wilson is one
Speaker 8: of those people. And and I loved her music, and
Speaker 8: so I asked her. Everybody said, yes, there were only
Speaker 8: a couple. There are only a couple of people that
Speaker 8: schedule had scheduling conflicts that couldn't do it. But Ben Rector,
Speaker 8: I've been a fan of We talked about him last
Speaker 8: time and his immense talent. He's genius, you know, he's
Speaker 8: one of those almost prodigy type guys.
Speaker 6: Annoying. Yes, he is so good.
Speaker 8: It's so annoying. We could have up the first take
Speaker 8: on now that I found you and been and been
Speaker 8: fine with that. And he's just incredibly talented. And I
Speaker 8: was so happy to see him opening for Dan and
Speaker 8: Shay because he needs to be exposed to those huge audiences.
Speaker 8: My manager actually wasn't as familiar with Ben Rector until
Speaker 8: she went to their show and she texted me and
Speaker 8: she said, man, now, now I know why he's on
Speaker 8: your record. Why you wanted to get him on your record?
Speaker 8: She said, I wasn't that familiar with him, but I
Speaker 8: am a fan now and that's that's he And he
Speaker 8: was so gracious, humble, kind and added so much to
Speaker 8: that arrangement and track.
Speaker 6: The album is called Terry Clark Take Two.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna read some of the other people on it,
Speaker 5: Lauren Lana, Kelly Clarks and Cody Johnson, Ashley McBride, Carly
Speaker 5: Pierces have been Rector, Laney Wilson, and Paul Brandt.
Speaker 6: Paul is from because our show's in Canada as well.
Speaker 6: Paul's massive Canadian star.
Speaker 8: He is, yeah, and we you know, we'd never toured
Speaker 8: together and and it always made sense to me. That
Speaker 8: kind of a ticket always made sense to me. But
Speaker 8: he was always headlining, and then I was headlining, and
Speaker 8: then we both kind of get the market a bit
Speaker 8: of a break. Paul is very very savvy businessman. He's
Speaker 8: very smart. He knows not to overplay Canada. There are
Speaker 8: only so many venues in Canada. We don't have the population,
Speaker 8: we don't have the venues that the United States does.
Speaker 8: And I'm lucky that I can bounce back and forth,
Speaker 8: you know, across the border and play both markets. But
Speaker 8: Paul's been really careful and protected that as an artist,
Speaker 8: and I really respect his business model in doing that.
Speaker 8: So when I went to him with this idea, I said,
Speaker 8: I had just a few years earlier done across Canada
Speaker 8: solo tour. I do a lot of solo shows. I
Speaker 8: just have guitars around me. I have a Ditto looper,
Speaker 8: which is a little stomp box thing that you can
Speaker 8: create loops on, and I have a porchboard which creates
Speaker 8: kind of a kick drum. So I do this one
Speaker 8: woman show and tell jokes and stories about songs, and
Speaker 8: it was sold out across Canada in twenty sixteen, and
Speaker 8: so I went to him with the same concept in
Speaker 8: twenty eighteen. I said, we should do this together. It
Speaker 8: just makes total sense and it fans love that intimate
Speaker 8: type of set. So we went out in October and
Speaker 8: November last year and did you know BC through Ontario
Speaker 8: and we're in talks about possibly doing another run. But
Speaker 8: it's uh, that's cool, yeah, that that take of Easy
Speaker 8: on the Eyes was live in Toronto. We didn't go
Speaker 8: in and fix any vocal things, we didn't go tweak
Speaker 8: a whole lot. We added bas and drums in the
Speaker 8: studio when I was in tracking the last four for
Speaker 8: take two, just to give it a little lyft. But
Speaker 8: what you what you see is what what you hear
Speaker 8: is what you get. And it was fun to be
Speaker 8: able to have a live track on there and have
Speaker 8: my friend Paul be doing it with me as a duet.
Speaker 5: I don't know if this is a sensitive to ask,
Speaker 5: but there was a story about Playboy asking to be
Speaker 5: in the magazine, but then they asked you to be
Speaker 5: fully clothed, and then they then you said no to
Speaker 5: all is that accurate.
Speaker 8: No, okay, there's no way Playboy is gonna pay me
Speaker 8: money to be fully clothed, and they're not gonna pay
Speaker 8: me anything these days. But this is about twenty years ago,
Speaker 8: I would say, And it's so stupid that you know
Speaker 8: what country singer would you like to see pose for Playboy?
Speaker 8: And I came in. I don't remember who was first
Speaker 8: and who was second, but me and Shania Twain, who
Speaker 8: could not be more polar opposite twenty years ago especially,
Speaker 8: came in top two. I don't understand why. So they
Speaker 8: came to me and offered me, Uh, I'm just gonna
Speaker 8: say a million dollars twenty years ago, which is more
Speaker 8: like three right now because of inflation. And then my manager, Clarence,
Speaker 8: I said, there's no way I'm posing like meet and
Speaker 8: greets can get weird enough as it is.
Speaker 6: Can you imagine you imagine the.
Speaker 8: Man? And then so Clarence, Uh, this is the funniest story. Marnie,
Speaker 8: my day to day manager at the time, walked into
Speaker 8: my manager, Clarence Spaulding's office, and she had an intern
Speaker 8: with her, and the intern looked at his desk and
Speaker 8: he was researching he had Playboy magazines all over his desk.
Speaker 8: Who am I going to work for? But he called
Speaker 8: me and he says, well, they said you can just
Speaker 8: show you can go topless for like this amount of money,
Speaker 8: the whole the full monty, you get the full million.
Speaker 8: So he's negotiating body Barts to post for Playboy, and
Speaker 8: I just said, Clarence, you know that all sounds like
Speaker 8: if I wanted a money grab, I would have done it.
Speaker 8: But I was just like, I can't. I just can't.
Speaker 8: I have too many young girls that are looking up
Speaker 8: to me, and I've always been pretty buttoned up. I'm
Speaker 8: not one of these people who's I'm very modest about
Speaker 8: my body and I don't like to show all anyway.
Speaker 8: And I said, this would go against every single thing
Speaker 8: I stand for being a strong woman. What's between your
Speaker 8: ears is more important than what's between everything else. So
Speaker 8: I said no, And I'm really glad I made that
Speaker 8: decision and didn't let greed or the dollars, you know,
Speaker 8: get in money. And at the time, you know, I
Speaker 8: was I was still trying to save and you know,
Speaker 8: I didn't know when I was going to have another hit.
Speaker 8: I always treated my last hit like it was going
Speaker 8: to be my last hit. So I've always been pretty
Speaker 8: frugal with money and things like that. So you know,
Speaker 8: if that's all that I had in my crosshairs, I
Speaker 8: would have gone for it. But I had there was
Speaker 8: such a bigger picture in playing the tape forward in
Speaker 8: that scenario, and not even six months later, I was
Speaker 8: asked to become a member of the opry, and I
Speaker 8: don't know.
Speaker 6: That that would happened, right, Yeah, Yeah, I saw on
Speaker 6: Instagram you gave Lanny like an old school like a
Speaker 6: vintage Terry Clark shirt. Yeah, which is super cool.
Speaker 5: Do you have Ronnie don and Irag friends and he
Speaker 5: talks about how they have all this old stuff and
Speaker 5: Kicks got a lot of it. He's kind of He's like,
Speaker 5: I gave it all to Kick when we split, so
Speaker 5: Kicks like in the early divorce because they're back together,
Speaker 5: your Kicks got a bunch of the merch. And he's like,
Speaker 5: it was the dumbest thing is merch? Is that vintage
Speaker 5: merch so valuable? Do you have a lot of your
Speaker 5: old school merch or just like a couple of things.
Speaker 8: I have a couple of things because I've given all
Speaker 8: my T shirts to the artists on take two walked
Speaker 8: into the I walked into the session with a T shirt.
Speaker 8: And you know my mom, you know, God bless her,
Speaker 8: would keep a lot of that old stuff. And I
Speaker 8: even had stuff from the very first tour of ninety
Speaker 8: five for a long time. And I happen to be
Speaker 8: a mover. I tend to move a lot and change
Speaker 8: the scenery around me. I buy houses, and I've got
Speaker 8: a bit of an eye for design and renovation, so
Speaker 8: I seem to be kind of addicted to make, you know,
Speaker 8: making a house really really cool and then leaving it
Speaker 8: and going to doing it for another one. So I've
Speaker 8: lost a few of those those little gems and moves,
Speaker 8: I think. And I may move again and end up,
Speaker 8: you know, finding some stuff in a bin that I
Speaker 8: don't know about, but I probably have, like, you know,
Speaker 8: ten left.
Speaker 5: Now do you ever look on eBay and see what
Speaker 5: the old stuff of yours is going for?
Speaker 8: No, I don't. I have no idea. Okay, that's like
Speaker 8: I have a feeling it's not going to be what
Speaker 8: you think.
Speaker 6: Let's see.
Speaker 5: Oh, Bobby Terry Clark vintage T shirt forty two dollars, Oh,
Speaker 5: no chance, no chance.
Speaker 7: Well, while Bobby's loading that up. Do you know where
Speaker 7: that intern is that was assigned to my hatty boy
Speaker 7: Magazine's free? I don't know.
Speaker 8: I don't. And Marnie's here. Who brought her in? I
Speaker 8: don't know where she is she. I don't know if
Speaker 8: she actually left because of that. I don't know she
Speaker 8: just can you imagine?
Speaker 6: I have your answer here.
Speaker 5: The cheapest one that's actually vintage from the nineties. The
Speaker 5: cheapest one is eighty dollars.
Speaker 8: Oh wow, Well you know I'm going to keep them.
Speaker 5: Terry Clark's shirt, poor pitif me nineteen nineties. This one's
Speaker 5: extra large, ninety one dollars. Wow, it's this one too,
Speaker 5: the one I gave Lanny Probably remember that one. Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's the one I gave Lanny Wilson. And I don't
Speaker 5: know if I have I don't have any more of those.
Speaker 5: That was the only one I had in the bin
Speaker 5: and she had to pin it. It was like a
Speaker 5: dress on.
Speaker 6: Now I'm buying I'm literally buying it right now. You
Speaker 6: are not set. I am last one, and I don't
Speaker 6: We're extra large, but I'm gonna have it.
Speaker 5: You can you can get it all like a dress
Speaker 5: like it Laney did ca okay, and it has been
Speaker 5: paid for.
Speaker 6: Boom, Oh, you're so sweet. Why did you No?
Speaker 8: I didn't make any money. I don't make any money
Speaker 8: off it now. It's merch is a promotion tool. By
Speaker 8: the time you pay everybody their commissions, pay for the merch,
Speaker 8: and pay the taxes, you're you have about three dollars left.
Speaker 8: Did you go to McDonald's say you don't pay taxes?
Speaker 6: I do.
Speaker 8: It's totally kidding getting the auditor to your.
Speaker 6: What do you consider your big break? If you had
Speaker 6: to identify one moment and someone said, Terry, what's your
Speaker 6: big break? Microphone in your face?
Speaker 8: When I went and auditioned for Mercury Records.
Speaker 6: How did you get the audition?
Speaker 8: Well, that's it's such a long story. I had a
Speaker 8: demo tape floating around town when I was playing at
Speaker 8: Tutsi's a producer from a Popka, Florida who did a
Speaker 8: lot of production for Disney and Epcot Center Big productions
Speaker 8: on this thing called a sincleavier. It's a keyboard that
Speaker 8: has that and mimic drums based any kind of instrument
Speaker 8: you want. And he had this studio at his house
Speaker 8: in Florida. He walked in looking for a burger and
Speaker 8: I was playing at Tootsi's in the in the front,
Speaker 8: you know, on the stage where it's now a VIP booth,
Speaker 8: That's where my stage was. And he sat down and
Speaker 8: listened to me for two hours and then said, I'd
Speaker 8: like to, you know, make a demo tape on you
Speaker 8: and try and get your record deal. So long story short,
Speaker 8: I go to Florida for like a month and stay
Speaker 8: in his basement. And he had a son the same age.
Speaker 8: We won't get into that, but.
Speaker 5: Is there any part of you though that's like, this
Speaker 5: guy's watching me for two hours, and it's like this
Speaker 5: is weird.
Speaker 8: Yeah, well he was. He was observing. I guess the
Speaker 8: I see why.
Speaker 6: I mean, But I still as a creature in its
Speaker 6: natural habitat, and he wants me to stay at his house,
Speaker 6: like a little bit of me would be like, I
Speaker 6: don't know if I should do this.
Speaker 8: I think my mom obviously checked it out and interviewed
Speaker 8: him and made sure that I wasn't gonna end upchopped
Speaker 8: up in pieces somewhere. And so I did that, and
Speaker 8: we made this demo tape and and he took it
Speaker 8: to a few people in Nashvill. Bill shopped at around
Speaker 8: I wound up with a manager named Woody Bowles through
Speaker 8: and we kind of, you know, the demo was okay.
Speaker 8: It was very manufactured sounding, but it caught the attention
Speaker 8: of a guy named Brian Kennedy who had a spec
Speaker 8: deal with MCA Publishing where he could bring artists in
Speaker 8: and make demos like demo Masters. So he got ten
Speaker 8: thousand dollars and he called me and wanted to take
Speaker 8: me in, and he became one of my very good
Speaker 8: friends in town. And he's also really tight with Garth
Speaker 8: Brooks and and Tricia and that whole camp still is.
Speaker 8: I think he works for Garth now, but he his
Speaker 8: dad was Jerry Kennedy, who produced all the early Reba
Speaker 8: stuff that so I was like, oh my god, Kennedy.
Speaker 8: Not those Kennedys, These the Kennedys of Nashville. So we
Speaker 8: went in and we did. We cut I think four sides,
Speaker 8: and Vince Gill came and sang on one, and Carl
Speaker 8: Jackson played guitar, and oh god, we had just amazing
Speaker 8: players on this. It was super country. Keith Stegall ends
Speaker 8: up hearing this demo like three years after we did it.
Speaker 8: It floated around town. Carl Jackson played it for a
Speaker 8: few people, and so long story short long, he called
Speaker 8: me to come play live for him, and he had
Speaker 8: so much going on at the time. He said, I
Speaker 8: want to work with you so bad, but I got
Speaker 8: all these other people. I'm trying to wrap some projects up,
Speaker 8: and I thought that's just a no. Right six months later,
Speaker 8: Woody calls me and says, Keith Stiegel's just been promoted
Speaker 8: to the head of an R at Mercury Records, or
Speaker 8: hired as the head of an R at Mercury Records,
Speaker 8: and he wants you to come in and sing for
Speaker 8: Luke Lewis. And I had thought he'd forgotten about me.
Speaker 8: So I went in with my guitar, sat in the
Speaker 8: boardroom in front of him and Luke and wood He
Speaker 8: was there, and I wore the most god awful Mobeta shirt.
Speaker 8: It looked like somebody threw up on it. It was
Speaker 8: you know, in the nineties, the Brooks had Dune Garth
Speaker 8: Brooks shirts. I still got the shirt and they called
Speaker 8: me the next day and offered me a record deal.
Speaker 8: And this is after I had already been in talks
Speaker 8: with Sony Music because I was a Sony Tree writer
Speaker 8: at the time and Paul Worley had gone over to
Speaker 8: so and he had a full roster of females, so
Speaker 8: he couldn't do it. And so they offered me a
Speaker 8: full fledged record deal, and I just I couldn't believe
Speaker 8: it was finally happening. And it was eight years after
Speaker 8: I moved to town. It was a long process.
Speaker 5: What I hear, and I think what everybody should here
Speaker 5: is your big break was actually you grinding it out,
Speaker 5: taking advantage of a very small break, turning that with
Speaker 5: your work ethic and talent into a mid break.
Speaker 6: You stayed focused.
Speaker 5: Somebody happened like you were prepared when the opportunity hit that.
Speaker 5: It wasn't like here's a platter and here's your life.
Speaker 5: You now get to have a record deal. It was
Speaker 5: like you worked hard and took.
Speaker 6: One small thing and that just kept leading to another
Speaker 6: to another, and then before you know it, you're an
Speaker 6: overnight success.
Speaker 8: Well it was such a heartbreaking process because I went
Speaker 8: and sang for Curb Records and Electra Records and Sony
Speaker 8: you know, and they all showed interest in you know,
Speaker 8: I even had one of them tell Woody. She's probably
Speaker 8: the most powerful countries female country singer I've heard in
Speaker 8: a really, really long time. But it's not what we're
Speaker 8: looking for. And there were a lot of tears.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 8: I'd go home and my husband at the time and
Speaker 8: I would, you know, just be like, what's it gonna
Speaker 8: you know, one heartbreak after another. But every door that
Speaker 8: closed another one open. And there was always like that
Speaker 8: carrot dangling that kept me focused and I just something
Speaker 8: inside told me not to give up. That the right
Speaker 8: opportunity was going to come along. And when Luke and
Speaker 8: Keith signed me, that was the right place for me
Speaker 8: to be. And Keith Keith was Alan Jackson's producer Randy
Speaker 8: Travis like he got he got the country thing. He
Speaker 8: wasn't trying to turn me into something else. He signed
Speaker 8: me because of that, and you know, I really appreciated
Speaker 8: the artistic freedom they gave me, especially on my fourth
Speaker 8: album that was not as mainstream. They were really great.
Speaker 8: They were a great label for me to be on,
Speaker 8: and that worked out the way it was supposed to.
Speaker 8: I just had to wait a little while.
Speaker 6: Do you ever perform not in a cowboy hat? Yeah?
Speaker 6: I have?
Speaker 8: Yeah, there are when I do solo shows there there
Speaker 8: is mostly for those ones. Sometimes I'll kind of wear
Speaker 8: it for half the show, but you know, I realize
Speaker 8: it's such a trademark that that I.
Speaker 6: Really don't take on a cowboy hat.
Speaker 8: I do a rock encore in my show. I do
Speaker 8: a rock medley of you know, pop and rock songs,
Speaker 8: and I'll take it off for that and and just
Speaker 8: just for something a little bit different, but then I
Speaker 8: put it right back on.
Speaker 6: Have you had to sign thousands of cowboy hats? Oh? Gosh, yeah,
Speaker 6: probably the number one thing.
Speaker 8: Oh, absolutely a lot of cowboy hats. And I hate
Speaker 8: those ones that are those really cheap ones that that
Speaker 8: that look like they've been woven. They're hard to they're
Speaker 8: hard to sun, they got holes in them. Do you
Speaker 8: a real hat?
Speaker 5: And I learned John Parties a friend of mine, and he,
Speaker 5: you know, has given me cowboy hats. I'm not a
Speaker 5: cowboy hat guy, but he's like, you wear like a
Speaker 5: felt I could be wrong, like a felt type hat
Speaker 5: in the winter and definitely a straw type hat in
Speaker 5: the summer.
Speaker 6: Do you do that real day?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Are you kidding? I have to like the white like
Speaker 6: you can't wear white you can't wear. So do you
Speaker 6: have different kind of hats depending on the weather?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I usually switched to straw, you know, June first
Speaker 8: or right aft Memorial. It's the thing to do. And yeah,
Speaker 8: and I honestly was wearing straw hats because I had
Speaker 8: a bit of a deal with a hat company for
Speaker 8: a while and they didn't really make great felt hats,
Speaker 8: So I wore straw hats for a good ten years
Speaker 8: all the time. And then when that deal was over,
Speaker 8: I'm like, I'm going right back to the whole Texas
Speaker 8: Cattleman's crown cowboy hat, and I'm going to do it
Speaker 8: the right way, you know, felt in the winter and
Speaker 8: fall and straw in the summer.
Speaker 5: Two more hat questions because I just thought about him.
Speaker 5: Your hat has been a specific way. It's very much
Speaker 5: your shape. Yeah, who does that?
Speaker 8: I do it?
Speaker 6: And how do you do it? Do you have like
Speaker 6: a mold, Now that's just the terry mold and you
Speaker 6: put it in.
Speaker 8: The hat steamer. You use a steamer and you can
Speaker 8: shape a hat the way you want. In fact, this
Speaker 8: is a funny story. I had to go get a
Speaker 8: hat for a photo shoot and I was in the
Speaker 8: middle of another move, so all of my felt hats
Speaker 8: were in storage. So I I went down town to
Speaker 8: I think it's a boot Country down on a lower
Speaker 8: Broadway to get a felt hat. And I walked in
Speaker 8: and bought the hat and they wouldn't let me shape it.
Speaker 8: They said, it's just we have to do it, and
Speaker 8: I said, oh God please. So funny thing is, I
Speaker 8: used to work at boot Country in Hendersonville before I
Speaker 8: got a record deal, and the same guy owns the
Speaker 8: whole chain. So I said, can you call ed Smith
Speaker 8: and telling him his former employee with like a shape
Speaker 8: her own hat him right, So they did. They said, well,
Speaker 8: let just let her do it. They made the exception
Speaker 8: it's an insurance thing. The steamer can burn you or
Speaker 8: something like that. So because I was going right from
Speaker 8: the store to the photo shoot, I didn't have time
Speaker 8: to go home and do it. But that's how you
Speaker 8: shape them. You use a steamer and it makes them
Speaker 8: soft and you can shape them. But yeah, I do
Speaker 8: kind of have my own shape. I never just wear
Speaker 8: a hat the way it is off the shelf.
Speaker 5: If you don't wear a hat, well, there were people
Speaker 5: that don't recognize you that should that you know, because
Speaker 5: I've not worn my glasses, and executives that pass me
Speaker 5: didn't even know it with me.
Speaker 8: Right, Yeah, it's definitely your glasses are your trademark. You know. People,
Speaker 8: you could somebody could draw a caricature of you with
Speaker 8: your life, they'd know it too.
Speaker 6: Yeah, or Harry Carey, one of the two.
Speaker 5: All right, carrect Okay, so look, we're gonna play some
Speaker 5: stuff from your record, and you're just so fun to
Speaker 5: talk to you. So let me say this. She's doing
Speaker 5: She has like twenty dates left this year. The record
Speaker 5: is out, Terry Clark Take two. I think we'll play
Speaker 5: the Ashley Better Things to Do in its entirety. Okay,
Speaker 5: I like this one a lot too because I like
Speaker 5: both of you, and I think this is the song
Speaker 5: I think about.
Speaker 6: Is this most people's number one song with you?
Speaker 8: I would say it's the number one streamer, But the
Speaker 8: Cody Johnson Kelly Clarkson duets on Take two are blowing
Speaker 8: up stream. They're doing really well.
Speaker 6: I guess, I mean, just in general with your songs.
Speaker 8: My songs. Yeah, that's the one I think most people
Speaker 8: identify me with. Yeah, it was the first one. It was,
Speaker 8: you know, that whole pan from my boots all the
Speaker 8: way up, you know, and I'm this super skinny twenty
Speaker 8: six year old girl. That's the thing people remember in
Speaker 8: the T shirt, sleeves rolled up in the hat with
Speaker 8: the electric guitar. That was the very it was a
Speaker 8: very uh it was it was. Yeah, it was a
Speaker 8: very defining moment in your show. Yes, I play it last,
Speaker 8: and the audience gets to sing and it's a big
Speaker 8: party and it's it's so much fun and we're doing
Speaker 8: the new the new arrangement from the new record. Actually
Speaker 8: on that one, it's not that different, so I don't
Speaker 8: even know if nobody notices it, but it's fun for
Speaker 8: the band, you know. I'm going I'm playing electric on
Speaker 8: it now and I used to play it acoustic, and
Speaker 8: we we are enjoying playing some fresh takes on these.
Speaker 5: The melodies are the same, tho, right, Because the worst
Speaker 5: thing is when you go watch an artist and it's like,
Speaker 5: here's a song that was a hit for me, but
Speaker 5: I'm now going to do it operatic style.
Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, no, no, no, no, no, I think you.
Speaker 8: The customer is always right, and they're they're buying a
Speaker 8: ticket to hear something that they can sing along. To
Speaker 8: don't mess with the business. That is the business you
Speaker 8: don't mess with. And I'm not going I'm not going
Speaker 8: to go see James Taylor, Fleetwood Mac or somebody or
Speaker 8: Bonnie Rate and want to hear something completely off the
Speaker 8: wall of a song that I love so much, you know.
Speaker 6: Or a whole lot of new stuff. I'm good with
Speaker 6: a couple of news.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I don't want.
Speaker 6: I don't want to whole show on.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you know. I even play, like, if I need
Speaker 8: more content in my show, I'll play some stuff that
Speaker 8: were hits in Canada that but but weren't here. But
Speaker 8: I'll also, you know, I'll also play songs that maybe
Speaker 8: weren't huge hits here but were singles like dirty Girl
Speaker 8: and three Mississippi.
Speaker 6: And I don't even mind new stuff, but as long
Speaker 6: as like five in a row.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, No, I think it's I think it's important
Speaker 8: for artists to stick to a roadmap as it hits
Speaker 8: in their show, because that's what people really want. And
Speaker 8: nineties countries kind of this thing now that people have
Speaker 8: really gone back to and are digging deeper, and you know,
Speaker 8: some of them may have heard your songs for the
Speaker 8: very first time. Listening to a playlist and they're going
Speaker 8: to show up and buy a ticket to your show
Speaker 8: and it's going to sound completely different. Yeah no, that
Speaker 8: would suck.
Speaker 5: Okay, now it's our straight talk wireless question Terry to
Speaker 5: stay grounded.
Speaker 6: Who tells it to you straight?
Speaker 8: Well, I'll tell you that my manager, Clarence is no
Speaker 8: bs at all. Like he is very very honest and
Speaker 8: he will give me the real story. And I think
Speaker 8: that's really important. My mom, when she was alive, was
Speaker 8: definitely that person. And I've got friends that I ate
Speaker 8: dirt with in my life that have been around for
Speaker 8: forty years who are very very honest with me. You know,
Speaker 8: I have some and music fans in general and see
Speaker 8: artists and ask questions about the industry. But that I
Speaker 8: can lean on for you know, when you go to
Speaker 8: a show or Okay, if somebody really iconic, not me,
Speaker 8: I'm talking about a James Taylor, somebody it makes a
Speaker 8: new record. Are you excited about that?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 8: Okay, Like it's sort of that. It's that honesty, Like
Speaker 8: do I make another record of new music or not?
Speaker 8: I don't know. If I do it, I'm doing it
Speaker 8: for me. I'm going to do it. Because it's something
Speaker 8: I really want to do without any kind of expectation
Speaker 8: of an outcome, because it's the only reason to do
Speaker 8: that stuff now. But you know, I do talk to
Speaker 8: my friends. I I have people in my life that
Speaker 8: are very honest and always will be and people who's,
Speaker 8: you know, opinions I really respect.
Speaker 5: I have found that the people that I care about
Speaker 5: that will tell me when something's not good are the
Speaker 5: people that I care about when they tell me something
Speaker 5: is good. Because it's anybody, you know, people say all
Speaker 5: kind of good stuff to you if things are going
Speaker 5: well for you because they want to be around they
Speaker 5: run the success, right, So it's really I only take
Speaker 5: good from the people that I care about, and we'll
Speaker 5: hear bad from it.
Speaker 8: It's well, it's amazing who I'm hearing from, you know,
Speaker 8: who's texting me because now I'm talking about this project
Speaker 8: and I'm a little more in the forefront as far
Speaker 8: as you know, doing some interviews and press and stuff,
Speaker 8: and it's like, oh, look who just texted me?
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 8: It's just you know, you have to take take it
Speaker 8: as it comes.
Speaker 6: And I try not to take criticism from anybody.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't take advice from absolutely, because right, everybody wants
Speaker 5: to offer criticism out of nowhere.
Speaker 8: Everybody's an armchair expert, you know, and and thinks they know.
Speaker 8: You know, there was somebody who the comments on the
Speaker 8: new record have been all so positive and so great,
Speaker 8: and everybody's loving it. But you know there's always a
Speaker 8: couple and one person who was like, why does your
Speaker 8: voice sound like it's in a wind tunnel? It's compression, right,
Speaker 8: But people who aren't engineers, engineers mix records now with
Speaker 8: different effects because you know how most people listen to
Speaker 8: music through their iPhone speaker, Like a lot of people
Speaker 8: just run around listening to stuff through.
Speaker 6: And there are engineers based on they.
Speaker 8: Have to almost like the volume has to be different,
Speaker 8: like it's a whole different it's a whole different world now.
Speaker 6: Terry Clark Take two with music from obviously all Terry
Speaker 6: songs about Laurena, Lana, Paul Brant, Kelly Clark's and Cody Johnson,
Speaker 6: Ashley McBride, Carly piercepin Rector Laney Wilson.
Speaker 5: Also go to Terry Clark dot com. Bunch of shows
Speaker 5: all the way through twenty twenty. You have a show
Speaker 5: in twenty twenty five on the list.
Speaker 8: I know, I know, And there's there's a whole bunch
Speaker 8: of shows that I have that we haven't announced yet
Speaker 8: that are coming up this winter. And we're adding still
Speaker 8: all the time, so we're all in all, we're probably
Speaker 8: going to be at seventy five shows for the year
Speaker 8: by the time we're done, which is a really good year.
Speaker 6: Final final question. I washed dishes for about a year
Speaker 6: and a half. Is I did too a terrible job?
Speaker 8: I washed dishes.
Speaker 6: It's terrible.
Speaker 5: I watch at restaurant. It's a terrible job. I had
Speaker 5: to work out of that to be a bus boy.
Speaker 5: But and I am not somebody who likes gros. I
Speaker 5: don't do well with gross. But I wash dishes.
Speaker 8: You don't do well with gross?
Speaker 6: I don't.
Speaker 5: And that's the grossest job, especially if you don't have
Speaker 5: a good wait staff that's helping you, at least on
Speaker 5: the front side cleaning like scraping the plate it is.
Speaker 8: It is horrendous. Did you have the big sprayer?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 8: Yes, I did that in high school for my high
Speaker 8: school job.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 6: What did you learn from washing dishes?
Speaker 8: That people are gross?
Speaker 6: Exactly? Exactly? And I try to not be so gross
Speaker 6: because of that.
Speaker 5: Yes, Sarah Gross, Terry Clark, great to see you. You're
Speaker 5: one of my favorites. Now you're one of my favorites.
Speaker 5: And I didn't know you, but now that I know
Speaker 5: you like, you're one of my favorites.
Speaker 8: Thank you, Bobby, You're absolutely one of my favorites. Maybe
Speaker 8: the favorite interview ever that I've gotten to be a
Speaker 8: part of today. That's not what we're gotten, no, I mean,
Speaker 8: I really enjoy talking to you, Like I would sit
Speaker 8: and have dinner with you and we could have some
Speaker 8: really like you know, off the record conversations that would
Speaker 8: be I think, really meaningful. So I like getting that
Speaker 8: feeling from somebody I'm talking to and I appreciate it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll seecretly recorded and bring it on the next day,
Speaker 5: but it'd be good though, Terry Clark, everybody.
Speaker 12: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number two.
Speaker 2: There's some drama on the show. I mean, what's new.
Speaker 3: This is over the compliment baseballs. So basically, a couple
Speaker 3: of weeks back, we heard that Eddie's son's baseball coach
Speaker 3: will write a compliment on a baseball and give it
Speaker 3: to the kids.
Speaker 2: It's a way of amping them up making them feel good.
Speaker 3: So Bobby gave compliment baseballs to everybody on the show,
Speaker 3: and one of those compliment baseballs was found in the trash.
Speaker 8: Whose was it?
Speaker 3: We debated that, and then we also gifted Bobby a
Speaker 3: compliment baseball where everybody wrote one nice word about him.
Speaker 2: Well, mostly everybody wrote eight nice words.
Speaker 5: Number three some of you have your baseball still, Eddie
Speaker 5: have your baseball?
Speaker 6: I love it, dude.
Speaker 10: It's in front of me every single day and I
Speaker 10: look at it every single day.
Speaker 5: So I wrote a little notes on the baseballs. It
Speaker 5: all was inspired by Eddie's son's baseball coach who at
Speaker 5: the end of their season, there's five, he wrote a
Speaker 5: word on the baseball and give it to the kids,
Speaker 5: and I thought that's cool. So I did it for
Speaker 5: all of you guys. And Eddie still keeps it in
Speaker 5: front of him. That makes me feel good.
Speaker 10: Sometimes I just have days where I feel like I
Speaker 10: don't know, I just feel like I'm just here, and
Speaker 10: then I look at it and says, Eddie funny, and
Speaker 10: then on top of it, says makes everything a little
Speaker 10: more fun, and dude, it makes me think like that
Speaker 10: is cool, Like that's cool. That that's what you think
Speaker 10: I bring to this world.
Speaker 6: I see Morgan to get your ball there?
Speaker 2: Yeah, mine sitting right here.
Speaker 5: So, you know, not big on drama in real life,
Speaker 5: but on the radio show, don't mind it so much.
Speaker 5: Ray Mundo actually brought something up about the baseballs as well.
Speaker 11: Huh, Ray, Yeah, so I also have my ball here.
Speaker 11: And what is your say?
Speaker 6: Mine, says Ray. Lunch pale, constant and random.
Speaker 5: Yeah, lunch Pelman shows up for work every year. Lunch
Speaker 5: pel is hand yeah, which I actually take that lunch
Speaker 5: peill to heart.
Speaker 6: That's a good one.
Speaker 11: But my thing is this, I saw a baseball in
Speaker 11: the trash and I didn't go dumpster diving. But I
Speaker 11: also now see these other baseballs over here that have
Speaker 11: no marks on them, So maybe just one of those
Speaker 11: that got thrown away.
Speaker 5: So you think you saw possibly a baseball of a
Speaker 5: note I wrote a personal note to somebody. They just
Speaker 5: throw it away, But I can't guarantee there was a
Speaker 5: note on it. Why didn't guarantee? This is a show
Speaker 5: sometimes bring a drama don't even exist?
Speaker 6: But I do know there was a baseball in the trash. Eh.
Speaker 6: Does anybody have anything you want to say? They may
Speaker 6: throw those away. I mean, where are you all's lunch?
Speaker 7: Oh my baseball is in my bathroom. I could send
Speaker 7: you a picture. I saw it this morning and I
Speaker 7: saw the word keene. That stood out to me, and
Speaker 7: I'm like, stay curious, say me keep wanting to learn
Speaker 7: and grow. But it's in my bathroom. I can bring it.
Speaker 5: I don't even care if you don't have it. I
Speaker 5: just read it was like I think somebody throw away.
Speaker 7: You should care if someone threw it away.
Speaker 6: Lunchbox warzers.
Speaker 4: I don't know where mine is.
Speaker 6: I don't know he's the one.
Speaker 4: No, I took another studio, but I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 4: it wasn't in there the other day, so I don't
Speaker 4: know if the cleaning crew came through and took it
Speaker 4: or what.
Speaker 6: But the cleaning crew doesn't throw stuff away. Cleaning crew
Speaker 6: doesn't grab balls with it signatures on him.
Speaker 4: I mean, maybe I've rolled off the edge of the
Speaker 4: desk and fell into the trash can. I don't know.
Speaker 6: I don't even care. You know, he threw his ball away.
Speaker 6: The point wasn't to keep.
Speaker 5: It, and because I was here, it was to keep it,
Speaker 5: to keep it and like look at it every day
Speaker 5: it was just a note from me to you guys
Speaker 5: and how I felt about you.
Speaker 4: To keep it.
Speaker 6: That's fine.
Speaker 4: And people told me that they always yell at me
Speaker 4: for having stuff on my desk. We're too cluttered. We
Speaker 4: have to clean this place up, and so you don't listen.
Speaker 6: And that's the one time you listen is when you
Speaker 6: throw it.
Speaker 4: Hey man, like I was, you know, walking by the
Speaker 4: trash can and may have fell out of my hand
Speaker 4: and slipped in there.
Speaker 6: He threw it away.
Speaker 5: Okay, somebody somebody said you guys had one. Did you
Speaker 5: guys write one to me?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: We did.
Speaker 7: You want it?
Speaker 4: And I had better be on that desk forever it
Speaker 4: will be.
Speaker 6: Look at all the stuff on his desk. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: a lot of stuff on my desk well cluttered. So
Speaker 6: what is that?
Speaker 2: So everybody wrote a word that we.
Speaker 3: Think of for you, and either we can tell you
Speaker 3: which board we wrote or you can guess it.
Speaker 6: Oh that's fun. I don't.
Speaker 5: I don't only do well with complimentary things to me.
Speaker 5: It makes you feel ncomfortable. Can I do it alone
Speaker 5: in my room?
Speaker 6: Interesting? Okay, I'll do it. Bring timmy, let me look
Speaker 6: at the ball here.
Speaker 5: I could probably tell by the handwriting too right, that's
Speaker 5: true too, Okay, sad that's lunchbox.
Speaker 6: And it's also written like a five year old?
Speaker 4: Is that you?
Speaker 6: Y's write sad.
Speaker 4: Man, because you have access to everything and you do
Speaker 4: none of it. You you can be living a life,
Speaker 4: so it's just you live you. It's sad how you
Speaker 4: approach things like that.
Speaker 6: I'm sad. My life is sad. How you look at it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't take advantage of everything you have at
Speaker 4: your fingertips.
Speaker 5: Wasted And the only one that's written looks like a child.
Speaker 5: Everybody else did a good job like camouflaging it.
Speaker 4: I told you I'm bad handwriting. I told Morgan you're
Speaker 4: going to write this. He's gonna know right away.
Speaker 5: Uplifting no idea, it's a nice one. It's I don't
Speaker 5: know who wrote uplifting Abby. Okay, that's good.
Speaker 6: Thank you, Abby. I appreciate that. Influential I wrote that one. Yeah,
Speaker 6: thank you.
Speaker 3: I feel like you're super influential and you in so
Speaker 3: many vast different ways.
Speaker 2: It was an overarching, really good word for you.
Speaker 6: Thank you. Funny that's me, thank you excellent.
Speaker 7: Fun in all caps.
Speaker 6: Yeah, driven that's me. Okay, I remember now that's me.
Speaker 6: Oh you didn't remember driven, dude? That's you? Aura? Who
Speaker 6: put aura? What's aura about? So when somebody has an aura,
Speaker 6: you can't explain it.
Speaker 11: And people sometimes don't hear it on the radio, but
Speaker 11: in person they would feel it.
Speaker 6: They don't hear aura on the ring.
Speaker 7: I mean, I guess we all have auras.
Speaker 6: But so you guys hating on each other's words.
Speaker 5: I like it with Aora is like an energy, an
Speaker 5: energy around you.
Speaker 6: Energy is a good word for it. Yeah, well, thanks
Speaker 6: for thanks for the ball.
Speaker 4: Guys.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna ready couple myself here for yourself. Hung what
Speaker 5: you're hungry?
Speaker 6: Hungry? Yeah? I was just finished up. Oh okay, I
Speaker 6: had a couple. No seriously, Oh my god, there you go.
Speaker 6: Thank you for the ball. I really appreciate you guys.
Speaker 12: Okay, it's the best bits of the week with Morgan
Speaker 12: number two.
Speaker 2: What is this crap?
Speaker 3: Has been a segment that has started recently. Eddie brought
Speaker 3: it to the table and now Lunchbox is utilizing it.
Speaker 3: He got a parking ticket and kind of a strange one.
Speaker 3: Maybe not a lot of people knew that you could
Speaker 3: get a parking ticket for this, and he's a little
Speaker 3: outrage at the situation and might just be trying to
Speaker 3: fight it. So you're about to hear what is this crap?
Speaker 6: From Lunchbox number two.
Speaker 5: When situations just don't make sense, we go, what is
Speaker 5: this crap today?
Speaker 6: Brought to you by lunchbox?
Speaker 4: What is this crap in front of mine? How you
Speaker 4: only have street parking? We don't have driveways. Most houses
Speaker 4: don't have driveways. Hide park on the street, do it
Speaker 4: all the time, depending on what way I'm coming from,
Speaker 4: entering the neighborhood. I park in front of the house,
Speaker 4: never thought anything of it. I walk out the other day,
Speaker 4: I have a seventy dollar ticket.
Speaker 6: Oh I'm looking at it for parking the wrong way.
Speaker 4: Whoa, because if your fate, I guess you're supposed to
Speaker 4: face north on one side of the street and south
Speaker 4: on the other side of the street. I have been
Speaker 4: parking that way for years, just depending, never even thought
Speaker 4: about it. And I come out it's a seventy dollars ticket.
Speaker 4: What is this crap? We have bank robberies going on,
Speaker 4: we got people stealing cars, and we're worried about me
Speaker 4: parking the wrong direction on a residential street in the
Speaker 4: middle of a neighborhood.
Speaker 6: I didn't know you got a ticket for that.
Speaker 5: I don't know either, So have you done it before
Speaker 5: all the time, So you do park the wrong way
Speaker 5: all the time, and that you never got it.
Speaker 6: Why would they be in your namehood. They're never in
Speaker 6: your neighborhood, No idea. It is this crap.
Speaker 5: Like if I start to think about it, because I've
Speaker 5: done that, I've parked the wrong way. But if I
Speaker 5: start to think about it, I guess it makes sense,
Speaker 5: like if you have to get back out in the traffic.
Speaker 5: But again, it's a residential neighborhood. It's not like it's
Speaker 5: five o'clock traffic bumper to bumper.
Speaker 11: There.
Speaker 4: We're not on a downtown street. We're in a neighborhood.
Speaker 7: Is it a universal law?
Speaker 5: I just see the ticket parking on the wrong side
Speaker 5: of the street. MCL seventy dollars. Oh my goodness, what
Speaker 5: are you gonna do? You're gonna go to court represent yourself.
Speaker 4: I would love to go to court and represent myself.
Speaker 4: Say what is this crap?
Speaker 6: Yeah, how you've.
Speaker 8: Done it your whole life?
Speaker 4: Yes, we do this all the time, and I mean
Speaker 4: there's cars parks up.
Speaker 14: One thousands of dollars. Fine, really other instances you've done location?
Speaker 14: You do this every day. We'll come by every single day.
Speaker 14: I could not believe they were right. They wrote a
Speaker 14: ticket for it.
Speaker 6: When is the court date?
Speaker 4: I don't I have to pay. I don't even know.
Speaker 4: It'sys coordinate. I think it's a charge.
Speaker 6: It says most copt will ignore people park the wrong way.
Speaker 7: That, yeah, it must be the law. But people just
Speaker 7: gets through me.
Speaker 4: It's like jaywalking, Like are we going to start.
Speaker 5: Unless they need money in your neighborhood and they're out,
Speaker 5: all right, go and give some tickets. Oh so on
Speaker 5: the bottom of lunch box ticket there is like a
Speaker 5: barcode I guess, so you can trade it in for
Speaker 5: a lottery ticket or something. And then it gives like
Speaker 5: some language like failure to answer the citation will result
Speaker 5: in the issuance of a warrant.
Speaker 6: Let's go, don't answer, Let's go to jail for this. Yeah,
Speaker 6: that's cool, hunger strike.
Speaker 4: Let's take a stamp.
Speaker 7: Does it have the officer's name?
Speaker 6: It doesn't here, I'm yeah, I had to.
Speaker 4: I mean I couldn't put that up.
Speaker 7: Okay, no, I get that. I just was thinking maybe
Speaker 7: you could google him. Maybe he's you know, is his first
Speaker 7: day on the job and he's a little eager.
Speaker 6: It's like, hey, you got it, loser, but don't call
Speaker 6: him that. Don't call like you think.
Speaker 4: Hey, man, I know it's your first day out on
Speaker 4: the street, so go find some people park the wrong way, like,
Speaker 4: ease your way in.
Speaker 7: He's like, I got to practice writing tickets, so much.
Speaker 8: A change this way.
Speaker 5: You must take a form of action within forty five
Speaker 5: days of the issuance date. Pay fine amount listed above
Speaker 5: within forty five days. Oh, it gives me the employee
Speaker 5: number A doing that officer signature.
Speaker 6: We ain't paying this fine. We're making a stay. We
Speaker 6: are making a dance. Right if we have to go
Speaker 6: to jail, we'll go to jail, yes, all of us.
Speaker 5: No, we keep saying, I request a hearing date, no
Speaker 5: letter than forty five days. Oh dude, it would be
Speaker 5: awesome because you don't want to know in court.
Speaker 4: Cases a man.
Speaker 6: But hey, was this the ultimate No? Oh dang, I
Speaker 6: was gonna say my wife's car.
Speaker 5: Okay, one more thing, the issuance. If unable to collect
Speaker 5: the issuance of a bench warrant for your arrest for
Speaker 5: contempt of court, with a penalty of up to five
Speaker 5: days in jail and a fine of up to ten dollars.
Speaker 5: I think it's worth it. You can do five hard
Speaker 5: days and ten bucks. I'll pay the ten bucks easy,
Speaker 5: five days. I'll do the ten bucks, and you can.
Speaker 8: Have time off, time off for jail.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll finish ten just for fun. You'll make ten.
Speaker 4: Wow, I'm not I'm not opposed to that. Yeah, jail
Speaker 4: because there's no way.
Speaker 6: It's not present right.
Speaker 4: And they're not going to keep me for five because
Speaker 4: good behavior.
Speaker 6: They'll probab put crap out of that place and we
Speaker 6: can visit you. Yeah, one of us will come every
Speaker 6: day you're a Jael and visit you.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 6: I like that phone. Hey man, how's it going in there?
Speaker 6: It's been tough. You need some cigarettes? So hey man,
Speaker 6: I keep strin in some ram and some cigarettes.
Speaker 8: We just give him.
Speaker 6: What's that?
Speaker 5: Yeah, we put eighty bucks in your commissary dude.
Speaker 6: Okay, so what are you going to do?
Speaker 4: Man, I'm gonna have to fight it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you are for sight, but fight it by not
Speaker 6: paying it.
Speaker 5: That's option too. I like that option for me. That's
Speaker 5: fun and we should we will go to jail if
Speaker 5: we have to. But him going to court again in.
Speaker 7: A suitcase, Why did.
Speaker 6: You go last time? Because Russian parking ticket? The sign?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I got a parking ticket. We were winning an
Speaker 4: award from the Red Cross and I parked somewhere where
Speaker 4: they said free parking from this time to this time.
Speaker 4: And then the guy gave me a ticket. And I
Speaker 4: was like, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 6: There wasn't like a brush in front of the sign.
Speaker 4: Nope, the sign said free parking into like ten am.
Speaker 6: And he went in a full suit and he had
Speaker 6: a briefcase and he had I was his lawyer, got it.
Speaker 10: I was his lawyer and I needed something to look
Speaker 10: like a briefcase. So my kid had the poker chip case.
Speaker 10: But I took all the He took all the poker
Speaker 10: chips out and put a bunch of toys in it.
Speaker 6: I didn't know that. I just thought it was an
Speaker 6: empty case. And did you have to open it in
Speaker 6: the metal detector.
Speaker 10: We went through security and they opened it and it
Speaker 10: was Slinky's put trading cards, all sorts of stuff.
Speaker 6: You guys made a great team.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And then Eddie got pulled out of the courtroom.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because I was recording. Yeah, that'll do it. I
Speaker 6: was recording audio.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he said, don't.
Speaker 6: Record, that'll do it. That'll do it.
Speaker 5: Ask for a courtinate and you go represent yourself in court.
Speaker 5: That's your right as an American citizen.
Speaker 4: Okay. I mean I can come on the defense.
Speaker 6: Dude. I tell you what.
Speaker 5: I will give you five hundred dollars if you go
Speaker 5: to jail five days. Five days, dude, Oh no, I'll
Speaker 5: give you a thousand dollars if you go a day,
Speaker 5: you go to jail for five days. If you just go,
Speaker 5: I'm not paying it. I want to start my time
Speaker 5: in jail. I will give you one thousand dollars.
Speaker 6: I don't know if I could do that. Oh man,
Speaker 6: you don't have to be mean about it.
Speaker 5: You'd be like, I feel like this, I'm standing against
Speaker 5: what this is for. I feel like this is not
Speaker 5: what we should do as Americans. We should build a
Speaker 5: park whatever way, if it's safe and I am not
Speaker 5: paying it, and if I need to serve my five
Speaker 5: days in order to prove that I am true to
Speaker 5: my message, I'll do that. And you serve five days,
Speaker 5: I'll give you one thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: What if they take me into custody right then, like
Speaker 4: I don't have time to get my affairs in order.
Speaker 5: Twelve fifty they put if they put handcuffs on you
Speaker 5: in the courtroom and.
Speaker 6: Take you right to jail, it goes up to twelve fifty.
Speaker 4: And do I start screaming justice for.
Speaker 6: America fifteen hundred? If you do that, oh, it's like
Speaker 6: fifteen hundred dollars. Dude, he could be somebody's girl. No, not,
Speaker 6: that's prison.
Speaker 8: Oh he's cry happen in jail?
Speaker 4: No? Wow, Yeah, to know each other. Jail you're so
Speaker 4: like people are coming and going all the time.
Speaker 6: Account they're not making license plates and jail you're just chilling.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 5: They're taking uh, you know, picks to rocks and stuff.
Speaker 5: That's that's prison, man.
Speaker 4: Okay, the county is more laid back.
Speaker 6: But if you demand, if you demand prison, two thousand, oh.
Speaker 4: I don't want to. I don't want them to transfer
Speaker 4: me there.
Speaker 6: So that's the deal. If you go to jail, I'll
Speaker 6: pay you a thousand is all.
Speaker 7: You're ready to get down where you know Chris li Is.
Speaker 6: That's prison. He gets in more trouble just to go there.
Speaker 6: But like committing financial crime, so he goes to the
Speaker 6: nicer one.
Speaker 5: Right, you'd let us know in the next few days
Speaker 5: what you're gonna do here if you decide to pay it.
Speaker 6: Fine, ho hum. Yeah. I don't feel like he did
Speaker 6: anything wrong.
Speaker 4: I don't Eve. I said, what the crap?
Speaker 6: Yeah? What is now? What is this craw? Oh?
Speaker 4: What is this crap?
Speaker 5: And the offer stands if you go to jail for
Speaker 5: five days one thousand.
Speaker 4: Bucks, well he woul up to like seventeen hundred.
Speaker 5: You have well fifty if you get cuffed in the courtroom,
Speaker 5: fifteen hundred if you yell Justice for America.
Speaker 6: As you're being taken out. Yeah, okay, okay, good.
Speaker 4: Hey, this is what we call what is this crap?
Speaker 6: What is this crap? That's a segment.
Speaker 5: Good job, Eddie, great job bringing it, lunchbox, you're great
Speaker 5: job bringing it today. Let's do Luke Combs. This is
Speaker 5: called parked car the wrong way. That's called fast car,
Speaker 5: fast car car.
Speaker 12: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number two.
Speaker 2: It finally happened. We've been finally finishing some bits lately.
Speaker 3: Eddie's hair, Raymundo's truck with Chase Matthew and now Eddie
Speaker 3: attempted to eat one hundred and eight shrimp. Very big
Speaker 3: deal because I mean, who actually wants to eat that
Speaker 3: much food.
Speaker 2: They might be little, but they are mighty. I yeah,
Speaker 2: that was a bad joke.
Speaker 3: I know, but Eddie did attempt and it went down
Speaker 3: this week in studio.
Speaker 2: So he's got his new hair. He's eating trimp. There's
Speaker 2: a lot going on with Eddie lately.
Speaker 3: Here for yourself, or you can watch it on your
Speaker 3: YouTube page too, at Bobby Bone check number one.
Speaker 5: It's not time for Eddie to try to eat one
Speaker 5: hundred and eight popcorn shrimp. He has boxes stacked up
Speaker 5: in a triangular formation, one hundred and eight popcorn shrimp.
Speaker 5: He said, his mouth ran as Arkansas.
Speaker 6: You say, don't run your mouth. I need to keep
Speaker 6: my mouth shut.
Speaker 10: I think you said something like that, Oh there's a
Speaker 10: record or whatever, and I said, I can do that a.
Speaker 6: Couple of weeks ago. Why don't you start eating right now? Yeah,
Speaker 6: and I'll tell the story. Okay, Hey, so three boxes.
Speaker 10: Two of these say fifty on them and the last
Speaker 10: one is eight. So I'm supposed to eat one hundred
Speaker 10: and eight, So I'm gonna start with box one.
Speaker 6: Okay, Here we go literally added nothing. Eat one of
Speaker 6: those boxes. Buddy used to give you an idea. All right,
Speaker 6: he got a couple a couple of weeks ago. That's good.
Speaker 6: Whenever you finished, just say done and rail hit a bell. Okay,
Speaker 6: all right.
Speaker 5: A couple of weeks ago, we read a story about
Speaker 5: someone eating one hundred and eight shrimp during red Lobsters
Speaker 5: in the shrimp because red lobster a lot. I'm going
Speaker 5: out of business, so people are going to eating like crazy,
Speaker 5: get it I can, And Eddie was like I could
Speaker 5: do that, like no problem. So the bed is, if
Speaker 5: Eddie can eat one hundred and eight shrimp, I will
Speaker 5: give him one hundred and eight dollars.
Speaker 6: Now, if he needs one hundred and seven trip, he
Speaker 6: gets no money.
Speaker 7: So if he does one O nine, does he get
Speaker 7: have one on nine?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: There's that's it.
Speaker 7: There's wow.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they kind of won. Gosh, that's you add something
Speaker 6: with your numbers. There. I told you, hey, he didn't
Speaker 6: touch it with his hands. He don't know who he is.
Speaker 4: The work absolutely touching with their hands.
Speaker 6: How many you got there so far?
Speaker 10: Let me tell you what you're spicy?
Speaker 6: Wasn't ready for a spicy chicken? I mean shrimp.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yea, yeah, definitely shrimp. The smell is so strong.
Speaker 6: Right, what's the cup?
Speaker 4: That's just water?
Speaker 6: It's dipping sauce.
Speaker 10: I see that Johnny Chestnut guy when he eats Joey Joey,
Speaker 10: he drinks water while he's doing it.
Speaker 6: He actually sticks his stuff in water. I'm not doing that.
Speaker 4: He dips it in the water.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he squishes it up.
Speaker 4: Can we have like, how much have you eaten so far?
Speaker 4: You say, when you're done with once, we can hit
Speaker 4: the bell.
Speaker 6: I'm just eating. There's fifty in this box right now.
Speaker 6: We're familiar. I'm about four fourth inn.
Speaker 8: Oh gosh.
Speaker 7: If there's so much shrimp in there is a lot of.
Speaker 6: But you know what, I didn't eat dinner last night.
Speaker 6: I didnt need breakfast to day nothing.
Speaker 5: You purposefully gave yourself a fast m hm, so you
Speaker 5: can eat more shrimp.
Speaker 6: That's what professional eaterers.
Speaker 4: I did the same thing. Then with my gwalk, I
Speaker 4: did the same thing. It didn't matter, it.
Speaker 5: Didn't matter, there was no I think this will be
Speaker 5: easier though than that.
Speaker 6: I agree with you. I think the glock was tough, dude,
Speaker 6: it was. It was even gross to watch like this
Speaker 6: is not that gross to watch.
Speaker 4: You think this is easy?
Speaker 6: No, but eier than shrimp, easier than guawk. Dude, I'm
Speaker 6: going to die of a heart attack.
Speaker 7: I feel like I'd go glalk over this show.
Speaker 6: The glowk was gross.
Speaker 4: I didn't eat the rest of the day, and when
Speaker 4: I hit the walk it is terrible.
Speaker 6: Uh, I think we're lunch to walk.
Speaker 4: Screwed up.
Speaker 6: We should have waited Eddy before to sit the shren
Speaker 6: at a point he didn't. He was He wasn't in
Speaker 6: the vibe. Like right now, I'm picturing myself at the beach. Mhmm.
Speaker 6: How about by the ocean eating shrimp.
Speaker 4: You know I was in the vibe.
Speaker 6: It's just hey, well yourself real quick, Eddy. Right now
Speaker 6: we got the scale. He's probably eating twenty or so.
Speaker 6: I'm about half. Yeah, yeah, we hear you. Twenty five then, okay,
Speaker 6: here we go. You put on a few your boot
Speaker 6: but we're just gonna weg you. It doesn't matter. We're
Speaker 6: gonna wait you afterwards to see if you put on
Speaker 6: weight one night. Dude's okay, that's a muscle mass, right,
Speaker 6: take you ahead, buddy, even look a lot.
Speaker 5: Okay, Eddie is trying to eat one hundred and eight
Speaker 5: popcorn shrimp.
Speaker 6: We're gonna play a song.
Speaker 4: Hey, we hold a shrimp up so we can kind
Speaker 4: of see how big they are. Oh, they're lots smaller
Speaker 4: than I thought.
Speaker 6: You're a lot of corn shrimp. Man, You still feel
Speaker 6: good about it? Nibbing on something?
Speaker 10: Yeah, watching the sun bag smell of shrimp there beginning
Speaker 10: the ball.
Speaker 6: You keep going buffet and we're gonna play a song
Speaker 6: and come back. Eddie attempts to eat one hundred and
Speaker 6: eight popcorn shrimp. What is this crap? Well, you liked
Speaker 6: it about seventy shrimp ago. This is stupid, so Eddie,
Speaker 6: icy shrimp is messing me up. Now. My nose is dripping.
Speaker 6: But it's not listed as spicy shrimp. That's what the
Speaker 6: popcorn shrimp is.
Speaker 10: I feel like I'm being robbed. Some of this is
Speaker 10: just a ball of flour, dude, Yeah, just a ball
Speaker 10: of flower. My stomach is about to blow up.
Speaker 5: Eddie has one hundred and eight popcorn shrimp to eat
Speaker 5: one hundred and eight dollars. There's a box fifty, a
Speaker 5: box fifty in a box eight is one of the
Speaker 5: boxes completely done?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 4: Boom killed I think you're almost done and any I
Speaker 4: it's a thing of flour. There was no shrimp in it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: get him another one. I want the shrimp.
Speaker 6: No, So let's see where are you out on this? Fifty?
Speaker 7: Man?
Speaker 6: I'm almost done with it? You got it?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 6: Five?
Speaker 8: Ten?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: God?
Speaker 6: Fourteen?
Speaker 4: Oh you said almost done?
Speaker 6: How do you feel like?
Speaker 10: Crap? I feel terrible. Dude is making all sorts of noisies.
Speaker 6: And what happened to Jimmy Buffett?
Speaker 4: Five?
Speaker 10: That's all gone, dude, and my and I've almost like
Speaker 10: thrown up a couple of times.
Speaker 6: If you throw up, it does not count. What do
Speaker 6: you mean? That's my body reacting. I know. But it's
Speaker 6: like people who do get the milk challenge that can
Speaker 6: keep it down. Well, then I gotta take it down quick.
Speaker 4: Oh do you have twenty two more? Yeah? Because you
Speaker 4: have fourteen? Then eight In the other box, you've got.
Speaker 6: This, you have dipping sauce.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I'm not doing that. I'm not dipping anything that.
Speaker 6: Is on a question one O eight. Let's let's break,
Speaker 6: we'll come back. We'll check back in there with Eddie.
Speaker 6: He had how many in that box? I don't know, Okay?
Speaker 7: And then eight more of the bottle, like something about
Speaker 7: his mental state is not well.
Speaker 10: You break it down, like I'm having looviies now, like
Speaker 10: I don't know what's happening in my body.
Speaker 5: That shows you that what happens over time when you
Speaker 5: eat a bunch of stuff that's not good for you,
Speaker 5: like your body is mucus.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what he's doing right now, this things. Get
Speaker 6: this out of here. I don't want it any idea.
Speaker 6: How many is in that last box?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Seven?
Speaker 6: Okay, so he's got fifteen to okay, quick break, well,
Speaker 6: come back, can eddy finished one hundred and eight shrimp?
Speaker 6: He's ain't a hundred as of right now? He has
Speaker 6: eight to go. Let's go. Let's what's up?
Speaker 7: He needs more water?
Speaker 6: Okay, please please grab me any water? After one hundred shrimp?
Speaker 6: How do you feel like crap?
Speaker 4: Dude?
Speaker 10: I feel so full bloated, like I still have like
Speaker 10: some in my mouth right now that I don't want
Speaker 10: to swallow because now that you told me, if I
Speaker 10: throw up it doesn't count, I'm really worried.
Speaker 6: There was a new story. Guy had one hundred and
Speaker 6: eight popcorn shrimp. Oh my god, and now he's got
Speaker 6: to do it.
Speaker 7: Okay, but he can throw up like a little later.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, once it's over, you get your money, okay,
Speaker 10: after you get the popcorn shrimp one hundred and eight bucks.
Speaker 6: All right, I'm opening the last final eight here. But
Speaker 6: by the way, we're didn't force Eddie to do this.
Speaker 6: He opened his mouth. I was like, I can do that.
Speaker 4: It was me.
Speaker 6: It was me, But I didn't know they were gonna
Speaker 6: be spicy. Dude, They're not spy. That's a natural.
Speaker 10: It's popey'es. It's it's spicy bread. Yeah, it's breading. It's like,
Speaker 10: this isn't just shrimp, man, this is like the whole
Speaker 10: popcorn shrimp freaking oil and flour about Jimmy Buffett sponge.
Speaker 6: All right, here goes one. We got count. I'm doubling up.
Speaker 5: That was hold on when you let us know when
Speaker 5: you've got him it. They're down into the throat. He's
Speaker 5: sadly singing.
Speaker 6: No, No, one hundred and two shrimp as of now bings.
Speaker 6: All right, okay, six to go, doing one more? Oh
Speaker 6: that's two. Well not yet. You didn't swallow them, just well,
Speaker 6: effort to count. Yeah, Eddie is now working on this
Speaker 6: one hundred and fourth popcorn shrimp. What is the swallowed it?
Speaker 6: You give him two more?
Speaker 7: Is the fruit of the sea.
Speaker 6: Shrimp is the fruit of the sea. Once, bro, you
Speaker 6: want to just finish it so hard? Go for once? Yeah,
Speaker 6: do all fair? Yeah, and after you take a shot,
Speaker 6: you throw the box down.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I ain't saying nothing like this. There's four boys taking
Speaker 6: it down. Let's go. I won, but two, but three
Speaker 6: I do.
Speaker 4: I don't want to do that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's so gross, so gross. Here we go, gone
Speaker 6: black four And now you guys say a lot of
Speaker 6: stuff and then when you get called on it, it's
Speaker 6: so stupid.
Speaker 7: And so let this be a reminder of how sick
Speaker 7: you feel right now.
Speaker 6: But also you'll get one hundred and eight dollars.
Speaker 4: That's worth it.
Speaker 6: That's totally worth it. Cold on, chewing old on, dude.
Speaker 6: I'm telling you it's all this, it's not just strip.
Speaker 6: And then we're going to weigh you.
Speaker 4: He was one ninety one point eight.
Speaker 6: Done one, now get it. That was the dumbest thing
Speaker 6: I ever done in my life. You'll be awarded one
Speaker 6: hundred and eight dollars. I'll penmo you now you weighed
Speaker 6: one ninety eight. Eddie, Please step on the scale due
Speaker 6: I feel like crap.
Speaker 4: Crazy.
Speaker 6: How much that shrimp weigh one ninety three point six
Speaker 6: that is crazy.
Speaker 5: Gets wasted away again in margarite off shrimp.
Speaker 6: Everybody, all right, good y'all, buddy, oh man.
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Speaker 3: All y'all, I'm out of here. That's it for the
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Speaker 8: Bye.
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