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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello, almost up is Donk, So Donk from across the street. Like,

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Speaker 2: I got your number from one of the neighbors. They

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Speaker 2: said there for a year, so you got like a

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Speaker 2: minute or to you to talk.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm I'm what are you calling about?

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Speaker 1: I'm calling about the wandering eyes, you know? Excuse me? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I like the looks, but.

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Speaker 3: I'm so confused. You got my number from who? From

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Speaker 3: one of our neighbors.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they said your name's Kylie.

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Speaker 2: So nice to like a fish meet you, you know,

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Speaker 2: but also it's good like.

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Speaker 1: A fish met So I'm so confused like.

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Speaker 2: This, that's kind of what I'm meant like right now,

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Speaker 2: like it's a fish that we're meeting, but also new

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Speaker 2: and I need to draw a boundary with it.

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Speaker 3: I've never laid eyes on you. I don't even know

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Speaker 3: who you are or what you're talking about. I have

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Speaker 3: no idea what.

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Speaker 1: This phone call is.

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Speaker 3: And can I ask who gave you my number? This

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Speaker 3: is absolutely ridiculous. I wouldn't want my number just giving

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Speaker 3: out to somebody who's gonna call me in okay.

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Speaker 1: Something like this.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's cool that you're playing it cool, and

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Speaker 2: I get it because like I would also be kind

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Speaker 2: of like filing kind of crunchy about it. But my

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Speaker 2: name is Donk Paul Donkler, but people call me Donk,

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Speaker 2: and I'm one of the guys that's working on the

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Speaker 2: house across the street from yours, doing the construction.

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Speaker 1: And so yeah, that's.

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Speaker 3: It, Okay, So you're working on the construction and I'm

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Speaker 3: doing what that's wrong that you needed my number four?

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Speaker 2: It's like the looks and like the longing staring, you know,

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Speaker 2: like I get it, but also can you.

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Speaker 3: Tell me like when I'm doing that, because I don't

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Speaker 3: have time schedules out in my day to get a

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Speaker 3: person named.

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Speaker 2: Don and so like the other damn pretty sure you

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Speaker 2: called me.

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Speaker 1: And that's why I've never.

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Speaker 3: Called anyone in my entire life.

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Speaker 2: Never in my entire okay, because like when you were

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Speaker 2: going out to your car or something like I heard

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Speaker 2: somebody like a whistle and something like nice booty.

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Speaker 3: Me me whistling for my dog?

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Speaker 1: Is what you thought I was? That was all dog? Well,

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Speaker 1: like is your dog's name? Nice booty? Because like I'm

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Speaker 1: pretty sure you said that to you.

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Speaker 3: I think you should probably get your hearing checked out.

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Speaker 3: And also maybe you should change your name because Donk

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Speaker 3: does sound like a dog's name. It doesn't sound like

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Speaker 3: a human name.

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Speaker 1: So like, don't I get that checked out.

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Speaker 2: Donk doesn't like appreciate the aggression or whatever it is coming,

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Speaker 2: like I get it a.

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Speaker 3: Third person to me right now, you're speaking the third

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Speaker 3: person right now, and you talk to number a stranger's number.

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Speaker 3: You got a stranger's number if they are doing I

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Speaker 3: don't even know what to you. I'm pretty sure whatever

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Speaker 3: you're doing, your breathing in something that's nesting with your brain,

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Speaker 3: because this is not like you know, like.

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Speaker 2: I see you looking out the window at us when

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Speaker 2: we're working and all sweaty and stuff too.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm looking out the window because you guys are

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Speaker 3: making so much annoise.

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Speaker 2: I know we got your attention, Like it happens to

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Speaker 2: us all the time when we go work to places,

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Speaker 2: especially me because you know, like I work out a

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Speaker 2: lot anyway, Like I haven't even.

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Speaker 3: Seen a person. I haven't seen a person working on

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Speaker 3: that house that I would want to even google it,

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Speaker 3: like you are not the one.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I can come over this afternoon when I take

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Speaker 2: my break and like just one time is all? No?

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Speaker 3: Absolutely not. So basically, this is your fantasy. You got

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Speaker 3: my number from the neighbor to play out your fantasy

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Speaker 3: when all I'm doing is trying to live my life

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Speaker 3: and take meetings without the banging that's happening across the street.

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Speaker 2: Twenty fourth seven, Okay, like I get it. You want

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Speaker 2: the banging to not be across the street, Like I

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Speaker 2: get it.

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Speaker 3: I honestly don't think you get anything, Like, first of all,

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Speaker 3: how did you learn to slay boy bus? Because I

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Speaker 3: think you watched one too many dumb and dumber movies.

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Speaker 3: And I'm gonna find out who gave you my number.

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Speaker 3: Then I'm gonna tell them I'm not speaking to them anymore.

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Speaker 3: And now I'm gonna call your boss and tell your

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Speaker 3: boss that you're trying to sleep with the neighbor. And

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Speaker 3: my husband is going to come over there and have

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Speaker 3: some words with you. And no, that does not mean

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Speaker 3: the words per like this is the ruffle that you're

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Speaker 3: looking for?

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Speaker 2: Absolutely not.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, way, isn't it?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, then I'll let you know this is actually

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Speaker 2: Dubel from the Jebel Show doing a phone brank on

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Speaker 2: you and your husband actually set you up.

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Speaker 1: It's a joke. Wait wait what Yeah, your.

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Speaker 2: Husband said that he's been joking around with you about

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Speaker 2: how you've been checking out the construction guys across the

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Speaker 2: street and he wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm literally gonna kill my husband when

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Speaker 3: you get calm

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Speaker 2: Wake up every morning with jubile Phone Franks, we say

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Speaker 2: mornings on the twenties,