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Speaker 1: The Chuckle Tacko is coming back from the dead, scientists
Speaker 1: are bringing pigs back from the dead, and Aaron Rodgers
Speaker 1: is more alive than ever. Plus you have to talk
Speaker 1: about her brand new horror movie Amount of the Standbug
Speaker 1: is joining us on the show. Everybody, so I'll see
Speaker 1: us people myself freight. If today's headlines all right, people,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with all the news that happened today,
Speaker 1: I don't think we have enough space in today's show.
Speaker 1: I've looked at it from every angle. I haven't tried
Speaker 1: those vacuum seal bags to compress everything, and still we
Speaker 1: just don't have enough time to cover all the news.
Speaker 1: Fortunately not enough time. It's just enough time for a
Speaker 1: segment week call, and nobody got time for that. All right,
Speaker 1: let's get straight into it. As you know, the Russian
Speaker 1: invasion of Ukraine has shown no signs of letting up.
Speaker 1: Why because Vladimia Plutin clearly believes all of those dumb
Speaker 1: Instagram quotes about never giving up on your dreams. God damnit,
Speaker 1: lad we need more means about realizing you suck in
Speaker 1: quitting anyway. Because of that, the European Union is preparing
Speaker 1: all of its countries for a winter without Russian gas,
Speaker 1: which means they're gonna have to make some really drastic
Speaker 1: changes to life. And in world news this morning, Spain
Speaker 1: is heated over an air conditioning van. The government there
Speaker 1: says certain shops and bars they can't set air conditioning
Speaker 1: below twenty seven degrees celsius. It's a limit dependence on
Speaker 1: Russian gas. Wow. Public buildings in Spain have to keep
Speaker 1: the air conditioning above twenty seven degrees celsius. And I
Speaker 1: know right now all the Americans watching like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's so hot or so cold, And I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I'm with you, Travor, I don't know. Well,
Speaker 1: it's hot, it's eighty point six degrees fahrenheit's yeah, now
Speaker 1: you're with me. Yeah, And if you have to set
Speaker 1: your a C to that temperature, then what is even
Speaker 1: the point of having an a C. You might as
Speaker 1: well just hire some guy to breathe on us. Thank you, Jared,
Speaker 1: that's so refreshing. Ah were you get inport? And you know,
Speaker 1: I feel really bad for the Spanish people. They need
Speaker 1: air conditioning probably more than anyone else, especially because of
Speaker 1: how naturally hot Spanish people are. Yeah's just being Spanish
Speaker 1: raises any temperature in the room by like ten degrees,
Speaker 1: you know, even like a boring meeting. It's like, excuse me, Janice,
Speaker 1: but do you have the TPS reports from accounting we
Speaker 1: needed for the fiscal quarters? Like, oh my god. Now,
Speaker 1: if we had more time, we could talk about how
Speaker 1: Russia is showing the world whide's so necessary to move
Speaker 1: away from fossil fuels, especially because of the countries the
Speaker 1: fossil fuels are connected to and because of climate change.
Speaker 1: But we don't have the time for that because of
Speaker 1: another shitty thing that Russia is doing w NBA star
Speaker 1: Britney Grinder today found guilty and sentenced inside of a
Speaker 1: Russian courtroom nine years behind bars for smuggling cannabis oil.
Speaker 1: The Biden administration calling the trial a sham and saying
Speaker 1: the sentence is unacceptable. This is some bullshits, This is bullshit.
Speaker 1: We all know Russia doesn't care about what Brittany Grinder did. Well,
Speaker 1: this is the same country that's breaking every human rights
Speaker 1: law on the planet. But they're like, oh, that woman
Speaker 1: has vapor through it. Joah, she's real criminal. Get the
Speaker 1: out of here, man, p bull Should you all know it?
Speaker 1: We all know it. And the one piece, the one
Speaker 1: piece of good news it looks like, is that this
Speaker 1: seems like it's just a negotiation tactic, all right. Russia
Speaker 1: is like, we have prisoner for nine years. You give
Speaker 1: us a prisoner who was in Amritico for nine years,
Speaker 1: you know, and you know what I think that she
Speaker 1: just do it. Yeah, whoever America has in prison, send
Speaker 1: them to Russia. Yeah, it seems like they win. But
Speaker 1: don't forget that person now has to live in Russia.
Speaker 1: They'll get them. Be like, this whole country is prisoned.
Speaker 1: I miss food in alas more Now, if we had
Speaker 1: more time, we could talk about how this whole thing
Speaker 1: could have been avoided if the w NBA paid their
Speaker 1: stars enough that they didn't have to go and play
Speaker 1: in Russia in the off season to make money. But unfortunately,
Speaker 1: but don't another time to talk about that, because there's
Speaker 1: another sports worry about a male athlete who has broken
Speaker 1: out of prison, the prison of the mind. Aaron Rodgers
Speaker 1: recently revealing on a podcast that he used psychedelic drugs
Speaker 1: to improve his outlook on playing football. The thirty eight
Speaker 1: year old said quote, I really feel like that experience
Speaker 1: paved the way for me to have the best season
Speaker 1: of my career. He opened up about his experience on
Speaker 1: ayahuasca and a retreat in Peru. Ayahuasca is a plant
Speaker 1: based like edelic drug used to treat physical, mental, and
Speaker 1: spiritual issues in South American countries. Wow, okay, do you
Speaker 1: understand how big this is? People? Aaron Rodgers just said, Yo,
Speaker 1: I took drugs and that's part of the reason I
Speaker 1: crushed the game. Yeah, that shows you how much times
Speaker 1: have changed, because you remember back in the nineties. That
Speaker 1: brings someone like Shack on TV to me, Like, remember kids,
Speaker 1: I'd rather kill myself than get hard marijuana. Don't do drugs,
Speaker 1: but now this is acceptable, and and and please please
Speaker 1: don't getting twisted. He wasn't playing while he was on ayahuasca. Well,
Speaker 1: I kind of wish he was, because I'd love to
Speaker 1: see what kind of plays a quarterback would think of
Speaker 1: while they're on the journey. You know. All right, everybody,
Speaker 1: huddle up. It's tucking one. So Johnson, you're gonna look
Speaker 1: deep in your soul, buddy, all right and rediscover your
Speaker 1: inner child. All right, Dobowski, I'm gonna need you to
Speaker 1: hug that rainbow, man. You just hug it real hard. Alright, Coleman,
Speaker 1: stop floating. Come on, everybody, let's do that now. If
Speaker 1: we have more time, we could talk about how great
Speaker 1: is to see people like Aaron Rodgers normalizing conversations around
Speaker 1: whether we can use psychedelics to improve people's mental health
Speaker 1: and cure them from addiction. But unfortunately we don't have
Speaker 1: the time because speaking of addiction, the chuckle tuckle is back. Okay,
Speaker 1: call this a comeback, Klondike, hinting that it might bring
Speaker 1: back the Choco taco after hue reaction to the news
Speaker 1: that it was going to be discontinued. The company says
Speaker 1: it's reflecting on the outpouring of support and demand and
Speaker 1: figuring out what the next step should be. This is amazing.
Speaker 1: What this is amazing. Klondike and the Chaco Tackle and
Speaker 1: the fans brought it back. This is the kind of
Speaker 1: passion you normally only see in like the Bee Hive
Speaker 1: or the BTS Army. Yeah, in fact, they should get
Speaker 1: their own name. You don't even the Choco Taco Flacko
Speaker 1: or like a like like the Klondike Klux Klan. May
Speaker 1: maybe not that one, but but you get my point.
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just I'm just ripping here. I'm just ripping. Like,
Speaker 1: if we had more time, we could have fun with
Speaker 1: the conspiracy theory that this whole thing was a marketing
Speaker 1: stunts or what other text Mex Foods could be ice
Speaker 1: cream ified. But we don't have the time about you know,
Speaker 1: just talk about any of that. I was just thinking
Speaker 1: of burrito because you want to talk about something coming
Speaker 1: back from the dead, then this could be the biggest
Speaker 1: story of our lives or deaths. Us stunning medical breakthrough
Speaker 1: has raised questions about the line between life and death.
Speaker 1: Researchers at Yale University pumped a custom made solution into
Speaker 1: the bodies of pigs that have been dead for over
Speaker 1: an hour. Incredibly, the chemical revived cells in the pigs liver, kidney,
Speaker 1: and brain, and their hearts even began to beat again.
Speaker 1: Scientists say this could lead to saving more human organs
Speaker 1: for transplant. Yea sweet Jesus in heaven. Scientists have found
Speaker 1: a way to bring dead cells back to life, whole organs, people,
Speaker 1: hearts beating again. You understand how mind blowing this is?
Speaker 1: You understand how how mind blowing this discovery could be.
Speaker 1: I feel like you guys are going around right now.
Speaker 1: Pigs are coming back to life. People you were not
Speaker 1: just not a long way off. You just couldn't mean.
Speaker 1: We're gonna be in a world soon where you could
Speaker 1: revive people who already died. We could make a Jurassic Park,
Speaker 1: but with people. Yeah, how dope would that be? Bringing
Speaker 1: your grandma back to life and visiting her in the park.
Speaker 1: Oh no, the grandma's are escaping. Everybody cover your cheeks, right,
Speaker 1: they got me. I'm do cute. I feel like this
Speaker 1: should be the only story in the news right now.
Speaker 1: Do you do you understand how big they the pigs.
Speaker 1: They made the cells come back to life. They were dead.
Speaker 1: They made it. You guys don't even understand right now.
Speaker 1: I don't even think you people understand right now? Do
Speaker 1: you understand how huge? Yeah, there's always people like who
Speaker 1: would you like to have dinner with? Alive or dead?
Speaker 1: Now that ship could happen, and all those dumb people
Speaker 1: like I would love to made Hitler And they're like,
Speaker 1: ha ha, No, no, I don't even know why we're
Speaker 1: doing a TV. We shouldn't even be doing TV anymore.
Speaker 1: Everyone's talking about other things. They might have found a
Speaker 1: way to bring dead people back to life. You guys
Speaker 1: still want to know about what Joe Biden. I'm giving
Speaker 1: Joe Biden right now. They used the thing that put
Speaker 1: it in front. They've tried this with bypass machines. It
Speaker 1: doesn't work. The organs die. But then they pump these
Speaker 1: pigs with like a thing called like organ x, and
Speaker 1: now the pigs kip. You people don't even understand what
Speaker 1: I'm doing. They have to make the pigs sleep. They
Speaker 1: gave it a nerve blocker, and then when they gave
Speaker 1: the pig a die injection to see what the brain
Speaker 1: was doing. The pig twitched. Yeah, yeah, now you understand
Speaker 1: this ethically is the craziest thing. We don't even know.
Speaker 1: We're not ready for this. This could redefine death. What
Speaker 1: is death? Who is death? How is death? It could
Speaker 1: be like an option. Now you could die and then
Speaker 1: come back like I want to die, and then like
Speaker 1: do my funeral and then come back and watch it
Speaker 1: be like, oh that's what you said about me when
Speaker 1: I was gone. Can ow can? This is wild and
Speaker 1: I know it's scary. The one piece of good news
Speaker 1: is though, I could lead us to a better world,
Speaker 1: because someone has to bring you back. Yeah, so you'd
Speaker 1: be like you guys are bringing me back, right, and
Speaker 1: people like yeah, it would be back. I teach you
Speaker 1: to be an assho. All right, that's all the time
Speaker 1: we got for the headlines before we go. That's checking
Speaker 1: all the traffic without very on with you. Everybody with
Speaker 1: crazy wolds, all right, crazy crazy crazy world. No, man,
Speaker 1: I'm good. They're supposed to stay dead, supposed to stay exactly.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. The chocolate taco need to
Speaker 1: stay dead. No I'm not. I don't want to talk
Speaker 1: about the chocola Taco. I don't talk Tobo the traffic.
Speaker 1: We want you to talk about traffic. You want talk.
Speaker 1: I want to talk about Choco Talco. No, no chocolate taco.
Speaker 1: Why cause, bitch now, Chocolate Talco, Chocolo Taco. This is
Speaker 1: the thing, this is the thing. We need to just
Speaker 1: be real about. What the chocolate taco? All right, the
Speaker 1: Klondike they lied to us, man, they lied. Then that
Speaker 1: was an election. We had an election. We voted with
Speaker 1: our wallets and we voted the Choco taco out of
Speaker 1: the freezer. And now Klondyke is trying to change the
Speaker 1: results of the election, and I will not stand for that.
Speaker 1: You can not change the results of an election after
Speaker 1: the election has been verified. It's littified because I ain't
Speaker 1: talk to you right now. I talked to the people
Speaker 1: out there. Listen, listen. We cannot let them steal the
Speaker 1: Chaco Taco election. Join me at the at the Chaco
Speaker 1: Taco factory and we will march there January six. It's
Speaker 1: too hot right now, and we will stop to steal.
Speaker 1: I don't think you want that. That dr Still, the
Speaker 1: Chaco Taco should be dead, dude. You can't bring it
Speaker 1: back to life. But when people aren't happy it's coming back.
Speaker 1: It's not coming days, dad. It might come back for
Speaker 1: a little while. They don't know, and you don't want that.
Speaker 1: You don't want food hot scotching in and out of
Speaker 1: your life like the McRib or lobster fests. If you're
Speaker 1: gonna be in my life, either be in my life
Speaker 1: or don't. Can't be having you comment is gone. The
Speaker 1: people happy to these people don't know what's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: They're happy because the chacoal Taco. Let me, let me table,
Speaker 1: what's gonna happen? I tallble, what's gonn happened? Chaco Taco
Speaker 1: come back in your life, and it's gonna be good
Speaker 1: for a little while, and you're gonna be all happy
Speaker 1: and be like, oh, Chaco Taco is here to stay again,
Speaker 1: and you're gonna be like you be here forever, chacol Taco.
Speaker 1: And then Chaco Taco's gonna be like, hell, I gotta
Speaker 1: go outside and get my phone charge. I'll be right back,
Speaker 1: and then it's gonna tip toe away what I'd ever
Speaker 1: say and get by just like your daddy did that
Speaker 1: time and night. It's seven and you ain't seen your
Speaker 1: daddy's sens and it's gone. Where the hell is it?
Speaker 1: This is this is why I don't want to talk
Speaker 1: about the chuckle taco. Are you okay? Roy, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go do some ayah washkin and talk to my daddy.
Speaker 1: I get with your man. Thank you so much? Right
Speaker 1: what you're everybody h right back away? Open up to
Speaker 1: the day Shark. They don't he have the show. We
Speaker 1: pay a lot of attention to what's going on in
Speaker 1: the news, but how much all the people outside our
Speaker 1: studio following along? Well, we sent Michael Costter to find
Speaker 1: out for another edition of Fill Me In. Welcome to
Speaker 1: Fill Me In, the game where you put blank in
Speaker 1: my I put words in your keep going and you're hi.
Speaker 1: I let's get started. Marco Rubio, who's that? Honestly, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: is it a singer? It's probably a singer. Marco Rubio
Speaker 1: is a ass whole all right, to be nice to
Speaker 1: mat it. He's a sender down of Larden is an idiot.
Speaker 1: Marco Rubio was recently quoted as saying, I know plenty
Speaker 1: of blank in Florida that are piste about gas prices.
Speaker 1: Let's Florida, So it's probably plenty of athletes pick rednecks, rednecks.
Speaker 1: Why would he say that? Hint, it's what Mike Pence
Speaker 1: doesn't want to be in a locker room with. Hold
Speaker 1: on waits, who's Mike Pence. I've heard the name, but
Speaker 1: I don't heard the name, but you don't know who
Speaker 1: it is. Hint, it's what Mike Pence doesn't want to
Speaker 1: be in the locker room with. People. Be more specific,
Speaker 1: gay people, gay people, gay people. Let's find out what
Speaker 1: people know about Vladim your Putin. CIA director Bill Burns
Speaker 1: was quoted as saying, there are a lot of rumors
Speaker 1: about President Putin's blank, and as far as we can tell,
Speaker 1: he's blank. His sanity, sanity, Why do you say that?
Speaker 1: Seem crazy to me? Described this body. To me, it
Speaker 1: looks built. Yeah, I feel like he hits the gym,
Speaker 1: and I've described Vladimir Putin's body. There are a lot
Speaker 1: of rumors about President Putin's blank. I'm gonna say penis,
Speaker 1: but that wouldn't work. I guess his health, his health.
Speaker 1: Why did you say that? Because I heard that people
Speaker 1: think he may have some type of move disease and
Speaker 1: he's not being shown. Where did you dig up this
Speaker 1: correct answer. There's been a lot of rumors about President
Speaker 1: Putin's health, but as far as we can tell, he's
Speaker 1: entirely too healthy. That's what the c I A Is said.
Speaker 1: Does this guy look entirely too healthy to you? Why not?
Speaker 1: Let's move on to our celebrity round. Ryan Gosling is
Speaker 1: Blank Ken in the New Barbie movie. When asked about
Speaker 1: the part, he said, it's the role I was born
Speaker 1: to play. I've had this blank, if you will, and
Speaker 1: the blank is alive in me. Now arning sark, I've
Speaker 1: had this doll and it's alive. Okay. I like that.
Speaker 1: I like that. Why would you say that you do?
Speaker 1: It's the opposite of b D. It's something you get
Speaker 1: when you have no genitals, like because he's got that
Speaker 1: hard plastic genital. Ryan Gossling or Ken, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen it. I've got a lot of Here
Speaker 1: we go, Come on energy, okay. Combine your answer with
Speaker 1: his answer, can of energy? Kenergy? Explain what keenergy is.
Speaker 1: It's like the BD. Now I know what means, y mom,
Speaker 1: But it's kind of the opposite of b D because
Speaker 1: he has no D. Who's ready for something sweet? Pre
Speaker 1: into a recent lawsuit. Candies sold under the brand name
Speaker 1: Skittles are blank colorful. You could use the same description
Speaker 1: for dog treats, which, unfortunately I learned poisonous. Why conventions,
Speaker 1: you know what you get stitt yet taste the rainbow,
Speaker 1: mich Across. Everybody, stay chuned because when we come back,
Speaker 1: I'm not in the Stanburg. We'll be joining our show,
Speaker 1: So don't go away. Welcome back to the day show.
Speaker 1: My dest tonight is actually I'm on the Stanberg. She's
Speaker 1: going to talk about her new horror comedy film, Bodies, Bodies, Bodies.
Speaker 1: Please welcome, I'm on the Standberg. I'm mad. Welcome back
Speaker 1: to the show. Thank you, thanks for having It's great
Speaker 1: to see you in person again. You know, in real life.
Speaker 1: Last time we saw each other was during the pandemic.
Speaker 1: It was and now they hear in person, we can
Speaker 1: touch each other, you can hear each other, can hear
Speaker 1: congratulations on the new film. It is certified fresh. I
Speaker 1: think's like nineties something percent on Rock and Tomorrows. The
Speaker 1: people are loving it. And I've seen horror movies, I've
Speaker 1: seen comedies. I've seen movies that are commentaries on society
Speaker 1: as a whole. I don't think I've ever seen a
Speaker 1: horror movie that comments on society as a whole while
Speaker 1: being funny at the same time and dealing with people's sexuality.
Speaker 1: How did you do? It's congratulations, It's phenomenal. Okay. Um Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's definitely a mixed bag of a film. Uh. And
Speaker 1: we were nervous about the tone at moments, but we
Speaker 1: just want people to have fun. I feel like the
Speaker 1: easiest way to deal with the ugliest parts of ourselves
Speaker 1: is to have fun while dealing with those things that
Speaker 1: we tried to We tried to approach it like we
Speaker 1: were just making a purely dramatic film. Um. Like nothing
Speaker 1: was funny about the situation. The thing is that we
Speaker 1: were playing terrible people who don't know that they're terrible,
Speaker 1: and that is hilarious it um. And so that was
Speaker 1: what we were going for. We had to authentically be
Speaker 1: the worst people ever, um and the result was hopefully
Speaker 1: some comedy. You know what makes it funny is you're
Speaker 1: watching a horror movie. Most hard movies you watch and
Speaker 1: you're like, no, don't kill that person. Here, You're like, no,
Speaker 1: don't kill well okay, yeah, because all the characters like
Speaker 1: you said that, and then we say to each other
Speaker 1: in the film, we're like, you deserve it, and that's
Speaker 1: let's let's talk about that. Like, you have a movie
Speaker 1: that critiques, you know, social media the way we see ourselves,
Speaker 1: even our friend groups. What I like is it's not judging,
Speaker 1: you know, it's something we all do as human beings,
Speaker 1: and and it's it's it's it's fun. It's like a
Speaker 1: cool commentary on on on what we all do. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Well I love horror films so much because I feel
Speaker 1: like it's one of those mediums that for some reason,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's the easiest to make social commentary through
Speaker 1: horror films, maybe because like people, human beings are so
Speaker 1: driven by you know, like fear and love and so
Speaker 1: horror really it makes sense. And so I feel like, um,
Speaker 1: in this movie, we were trying to make commentary about
Speaker 1: themes that have existed for a very long time. But
Speaker 1: this is a hyper contemporary film because it's about how
Speaker 1: all of that is just exacerbated by social media. And
Speaker 1: so now we have this like literal cut out of
Speaker 1: ourselves that's online that we like prune and we pick
Speaker 1: at and we update and we show to the world. Uh,
Speaker 1: and and so we're kind of trying to make fun
Speaker 1: of how ridiculous that is. And you one of the
Speaker 1: few people I've known who, for as long as social
Speaker 1: media has been around, you've always commented on this. You're
Speaker 1: bally on social media, you post now and again. But
Speaker 1: one of my favorite posts you ever created was it's
Speaker 1: you wearing like really like revealing outfit and you're playing
Speaker 1: like a really sexy song. And this is when they
Speaker 1: were taking you know, women's posts down. They're like, you
Speaker 1: can't have that post, you can't have that post. And
Speaker 1: then your post was, um, I've read that if you
Speaker 1: if you type hashtag ad in the caption, they don't
Speaker 1: pull it down. And they still haven't pulled it down. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I've actually had a couple videos of mine band on
Speaker 1: social media. I primarily used TikTok now um because I
Speaker 1: was just you know, posing in an outfit and and
Speaker 1: it's said that the content was sexually explicit um, even
Speaker 1: though there was no part of my body that was
Speaker 1: actually showing like in the video. Um. But I think
Speaker 1: the reason that that happened and and why I used
Speaker 1: hashtag ad in order to keep the video up is
Speaker 1: because of algorithmic bias. So I don't know. I actually
Speaker 1: got to do a an audiobook about this. It's called
Speaker 1: Sex Based and Robots, and it's about this. It's about
Speaker 1: algorithmic bias and how that's something that we have to
Speaker 1: be really aware of right now. You've been aware before
Speaker 1: a lot of people, and I think that's why you're successful.
Speaker 1: Notches and what you make notches and what you do Bodies,
Speaker 1: who you are. Mother, Thank you so much for joining
Speaker 1: me on the show. Game, Congratulations on amazing slow Bodies
Speaker 1: on Bodies will be in selected or describing all the
Speaker 1: squis and nationwide all the twelve. We're gonna play quick right,
Speaker 1: but we're right back after this. I said, yeah, Well
Speaker 1: to night. Until next time, Stay safe out there and
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