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Speaker 2: Today we call a mom who's been desperately trying to

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Speaker 2: find an opening for her son to do swim lessons.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and she's been put on a couple different waitlists,

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Speaker 2: but recently found out she got in. What she doesn't know, though,

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Speaker 2: is that her instructor has a lot of water experience.

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Speaker 2: And when I say water experience, I mean destroying terrorist

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Speaker 2: U boats in the Black Sea under the dead of

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Speaker 2: night water experience. That's right, Clover is back for your

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Speaker 2: phone tab right now.

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Speaker 3: It's another.

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Speaker 4: Hello.

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Speaker 3: Oh is this Monica? Yes, good morning, Frank, but me

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Speaker 3: mates call me Clover woman to be teaching your little

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Speaker 3: tiger marky how to survive in the water.

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Speaker 1: Wait, what you did sign.

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Speaker 3: Up for swimming lessons at the war MCI, did you?

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Speaker 4: Oh, so you're from the YMCA. I didn't understand at

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Speaker 4: the beginning affirmative I find my son Markey at first

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Speaker 4: swimming lessons a long time ago. I've been waiting.

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Speaker 3: I saw that your credit card payment was just approved,

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Speaker 3: so it looks like we're good to go.

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Speaker 4: Thank you for taking them. It's been really hard to

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Speaker 4: get an opening.

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Speaker 3: So first lesson on Monday at our four hundred hours

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Speaker 3: is when you're in the water, you can't have any fear.

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Speaker 4: Do you mean four o'clock, am? Is the first lesson

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Speaker 4: on Monday? Precisely, we're not doing that. That's brilliant. Are

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Speaker 4: you sure?

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Speaker 3: It's best to learn before the sun breaks or the

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Speaker 3: water that you can really feel the environment.

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Speaker 4: As well as he knows the basics. That's all we're

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Speaker 4: looking for to learn at this point, ma'am.

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Speaker 3: I don't think you realize who you're talking to mode

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Speaker 3: and just the basics.

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Speaker 4: That's nice.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. One time I was doing a mission off the

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Speaker 3: coast of Malaysia and I was such a strong swimmer.

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Speaker 3: A baby seal abandoned its own mum to be with me.

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Speaker 4: I don't even know what to say about that.

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Speaker 3: So first lesson on Monday, before we even get in

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Speaker 3: the water, I'm going to show them a video of

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Speaker 3: me drowning. Wait, what I actually die for five minutes

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Speaker 3: when I revived myself with my will to live alone.

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Speaker 4: I don't want my child watching a video of somebody

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Speaker 4: drowning in the water. Are you crazy?

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Speaker 3: Fine, then I'll do it live in front of them.

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Speaker 4: What years old?

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Speaker 3: It's old enough you can see a dead body. But

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Speaker 3: I'll come and live again. So it's not going to

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Speaker 3: be traumatic. It will be at first, but then I'll

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Speaker 3: give myself CPR well, cpr R, which stands for Clover's

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Speaker 3: Personal Rescue and Resuscitation.

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Speaker 4: You don't understand. I signed a beginner's class.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to teach and things out. Our instructors just

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Speaker 3: don't know. Like if you have a stranded in the

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Speaker 3: water for days at a time, I'll show you how

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Speaker 3: to fashion a poe now and or makeshift breathing apparatus

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Speaker 3: wait using only a hunter's knife in the skin from

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Speaker 3: behind your right end.

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Speaker 4: Holy they having crazy people at the YNCA.

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Speaker 3: You have a problem with your son learning from the

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Speaker 3: best at the best. He needs to know that every

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Speaker 3: splash could be life or death.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what the hell you're talking about. When

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Speaker 4: I look online. None of what you're saying was in

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Speaker 4: the class. Description.

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Speaker 3: You really think it's going to be written down somewhere,

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Speaker 3: Like when I teach him how to tread water with

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Speaker 3: twenty pounds weights attached at our ankles. We cannot put

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Speaker 3: that online.

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Speaker 4: This is way too extreme. Just take my son off

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Speaker 4: the list.

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Speaker 3: Oh I disagree. I'll teach them the freestyle, a backstroke,

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Speaker 3: and of course a squat and squid.

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Speaker 4: If you need to escape, off off the list.

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Speaker 3: If you need to escape the prey with a little

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Speaker 3: extra boost, you're just sawing yourself and works like a

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Speaker 3: jet propultion.

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Speaker 4: Deviance that suggusted.

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Speaker 3: I learned it from an octopus I encountered in the

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Speaker 3: waters off Malta. His name was Franklin, like me Bond,

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Speaker 3: and we adopted that baby seal.

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Speaker 4: Listen, I think I'm over this. I'm over this, and

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Speaker 4: I'm over you.

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Speaker 3: This is actually Jose from the radio show Brook and

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you, Monica.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, this isn't real.

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Speaker 3: I'm not a British intelligence operator. This is a radio prank.

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Speaker 4: What's going on right now? I love your laugh?

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Speaker 3: No, your brother Johnny set you up.

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Speaker 4: He's excited for your kids.

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Speaker 3: To learn to swim. He said, he wants to, you know,

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Speaker 3: be the uncle in the pool and throw him around

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Speaker 3: and stuff.

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Speaker 4: I brother, need a whole real life. I should have

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Speaker 4: got it. I was getting ready to get crazy on that.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, I can't well.

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Speaker 3: You talking about getting crazy on Clovering. I wouldn't recommend

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Speaker 3: it at all.

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Speaker 4: And look at four am, I'm like, what, who gets up?

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Speaker 4: So wait?

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Speaker 3: Out of everything that I said, the four am part

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Speaker 3: that was what got you the most.

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Speaker 4: Going on and on and all about all this crazy stuff.

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Speaker 4: I wake up every morning.

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Speaker 1: With Foom Times weekday mornings all the twenties, Brooke and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning