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Speaker 1: Don't you love podcasts. You can literally listen wherever you are.

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Speaker 1: Someone left us a review saying that they listen at

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Speaker 1: the pace and one and two and and and the

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Speaker 1: show is gonna start now. When was the last time

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Speaker 1: you thought of the game Uno?

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Speaker 2: We play it a lot at my house.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what else? Ball in the cup? You

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Speaker 1: play over there? Pushed a stick with another slightly larger stick.

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Speaker 1: It's left the colonial times over.

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Speaker 3: It is still a really fun game, and they've added

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Speaker 3: new cards that there weren't when I was a kid,

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Speaker 3: Like you can like make up rules now and stuff.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I bring it up because the toy company Mattel, is

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Speaker 1: looking to hire a new position at their company called

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Speaker 1: Chief Uno Player, and the salary is two hundred and

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Speaker 1: seventy seven dollars an hour.

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Speaker 5: Whoa day?

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Speaker 1: Is this just the thing now where businesses create weird

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Speaker 1: jobs us to drop press for it.

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Speaker 3: It's the only way that they're going to get thousands

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Speaker 3: of applicants right for a job that maybe is really boring.

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Speaker 1: The reason that they wanted is the latest thing Mattel

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Speaker 1: has created is a new game, and they want to

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Speaker 1: get the word out about it. It's called Uno quatro.

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Speaker 1: It's played like the game Connect four where you put

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Speaker 2: The card's going to slot, so I have to keep.

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Speaker 1: Repeating myself the car is going to like Connect four.

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Speaker 2: I'm not into it.

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Speaker 1: Well, the job brook only lasts four weeks. Get it

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Speaker 1: quatro four weeks and if you add the two hundred

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Speaker 1: and seventy seven dollars an hour up, that's four thousand,

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Speaker 1: four hundred and forty four dollars a week, four four weeks.

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Speaker 2: This isn't just a press thing, then yeah, get with

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Speaker 1: For the actual job, you're supposed to go around playing

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Speaker 1: with strangers in New York City while creating social media

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Speaker 1: con tent featuring their new game.

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Speaker 2: Okay, and if you get stabbed on the.

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Speaker 1: Job, that's great content that'll probably go viral.

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Speaker 2: You do it four times and.

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Speaker 1: With the it's like, oh you stabbed me. But an

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Speaker 1: over any ado over age eighteen can apply for it

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Speaker 1: as long as they're able to sit for long periods

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Speaker 1: you have to move the tents to set the game up.

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Speaker 1: I was going to say promotion.

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Speaker 2: I knew that Grid was going to have to be big.

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Speaker 2: I don't realize that big.

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Speaker 1: They got to set everything up on your own. But

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Speaker 1: Mattel's putting the applications out on their TikTok to alert

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Speaker 1: users of the quirky job. Only a few days left

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Speaker 1: to apply, so make sure you get yours in. We're

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Speaker 1: going to move on and get to the shot collar

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Speaker 1: question of the day with our resident Executive Chief Master,

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Speaker 1: Trivia Overlord and CEO Digital Jake. Yeah, that was the

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Speaker 6: Today is International Cat Day.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: The only animal on earth that demands more attention than alexis.

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Speaker 2: That just showed me a video for roommates.

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Speaker 6: They're the only creature more stubborn than Brooke and the

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Speaker 6: only mammal on record that licks themselves more than Jose.

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Speaker 6: So to honor them, we'll be doing some kiddy trivia.

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Speaker 6: It's a special one and done fee line fun. John R.

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Speaker 6: Buckle from the comic strip Garfield always takes out as

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Speaker 6: his frustrations on his asagna loving cat because he could

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Speaker 6: never have his own son. Question, alexis a group of

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Speaker 6: kittens from the same mother is known as a litter,

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Speaker 6: what a a kindle be an accompaniment or see a

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Speaker 2: I wanted them to be a cuddle.

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Speaker 4: Oh, Kindle's close ish.

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Speaker 1: Amazon named their book readers after tiny groups of cats.

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Speaker 2: Maybe, I mean cat lovers love books. They're just kind

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Speaker 6: Kindle, alexas said Kindle, that is one for one, Jose.

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Speaker 6: Cat videos are incredibly popular all over the internet. But

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Speaker 6: did you know the first cat video is actually displayed

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Speaker 6: in the Library of Congress. It's of two cats wearing

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Speaker 6: a Lucille Ball, me, Albert Einstein or c Thomas Edison?

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Speaker 1: Wow? I mean go ahead?

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Speaker 1: Did she like owns star Treks. She's the type of

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Speaker 2: She's hysterical, that's pretty funny.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, and her husband like, Lucy, you're fighting

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Speaker 1: the cats again, Ricky. I'm sorry, I watch only old

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Speaker 6: I'm going to film these cats. Jose went with Thomas

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Speaker 6: Edison that is. Yeah. It was filmed in eighteen ninety

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Speaker 6: video was just called boxing cats. We're two for two, Brooke,

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Speaker 6: it's your turn.

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Speaker 2: Oh gosh, okay.

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Speaker 6: In sixteen sixty five, Isaac Newton didn't just discover gravity,

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Speaker 6: but he's also credited with creating an invention that many

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Speaker 6: pet owners all over the world still used today. Was

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Speaker 3: My first was, for sure litter box. I mean the

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Speaker 1: You should be able to come and go.

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Speaker 3: Please, dude, I don't think Newton's putting a cat on

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Speaker 2: I just I'm gonna stick with my gut. I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: go litter box.

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Speaker 6: Brooks said, litter box.

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Speaker 7: That is.

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Speaker 6: The answer was cat door. He was always working on

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Speaker 6: his experiments, but was bothered by his cats scratching on

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Speaker 6: on his office door still to this day. So Brook's

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Speaker 6: getting shocked. Jeffrey, you're going to join if you don't

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Speaker 6: get this right. In ancient Egypt, when your cat died,

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Speaker 6: family members would mourn the fallen feeline in a specific way.

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Speaker 6: Would they a shave off their eyebrows and mourn until

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Speaker 6: of their home for a week to protect from evil spirits,

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Speaker 6: or see how a parade around the city so their

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Speaker 1: Oh, Jake, this is a question. It's not great for

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Speaker 1: me because at my private school we were taught ancient

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Speaker 1: Egyptian customs, very versed on.

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Speaker 2: Did you follow it?

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Speaker 1: Yes, Like, did you know they wore in ancient Egypt

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Speaker 1: frog amulets because frogs were supposed to be about fertility.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know. Okay, that's where the saying hop on

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Speaker 1: that booty came from.

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Speaker 7: It from.

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Speaker 1: Also hippo wrestling big sport in ancient Egypt. It's true

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Speaker 1: they would wrestle baby hippos. Hippos wanted And I know

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Speaker 1: when the cats died, you had to shave yourself, all right,

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Speaker 1: go with eyebrows, Go and shave those eyebrows.

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Speaker 6: Bro Jeffrey said, shave eyebrows. That is Cray shouldn't give

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Speaker 7: All right?

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Speaker 1: So is Brook the only one getting shocked today? Brooke

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Speaker 1: doesn't love cats, so she's gonna take the shock. And

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Speaker 1: somebody wanted to hear Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus.

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Speaker 3: So I put my hands up to play myself slash

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Speaker 6: With my hands, like, let's just arrange that.

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Speaker 1: Your shock collar.

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Speaker 4: Question of the day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: When you're married, there's a lot of questions that you're

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Speaker 1: going to ask yourself, like how did I get so lucky?

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Speaker 1: Is it physically impossible for them to load the dishwasher?

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Speaker 1: But I think the main one And Brooke, you'll back

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Speaker 1: me up on this, Okay, how do I do something

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Speaker 1: and hide it from my spouse successfully? Every happy relationship

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Speaker 2: I don't stand by that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's true. I'm not talking about cheating either.

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Speaker 1: One of our listeners wants to come clean today about

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Speaker 1: something his wife still doesn't know, something that he did

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Speaker 1: years ago and the secret keeps coming back to haunt him. No,

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Speaker 1: it's not cheating. You're going to hear what happened coming

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Speaker 1: up when we do a mass speaker at sevent ten.

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Speaker 6: You don't hear me confession. I can't take back earl arms.

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Speaker 7: Speak.

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Speaker 1: We got a texted confession to seven eight, five, nine

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Speaker 1: to two saying I'm going to a wedding this weekend

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Speaker 2: Wow, look, I just think it, like that's not that

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Speaker 1: Nobody.

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Speaker 2: You're still sleeping with them? Would be the issue.

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Speaker 1: We don't judge here because we have no legs to

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Speaker 1: stand as they're all wobbly after that crazy weekend at

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Speaker 1: the bachelor party. If you want to get a confession

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Speaker 1: want to do it on the mass speaker. One of

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Speaker 1: our listeners is already on the line, ready to come clean.

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Speaker 1: He's chosen to use the alias Derek Derek. Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the show.

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Speaker 7: He's going good.

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Speaker 2: How you doing, mystery man? How are you feeling right now?

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Speaker 7: Not too great about myself?

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Speaker 1: Oh, you're getting married this weekend.

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Speaker 7: No, I'm already married.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's a good. Yeah, that's awesome. I'm sorry you're

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Speaker 2: not feeling very good about yourself.

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Speaker 1: Well, the voice changer is on. You're now the mass speaker,

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Speaker 1: So whenever you're ready to go ahead, tell us what's

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Speaker 7: Well, like I said, you know, I'm already married, got

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Speaker 7: married a couple of years ago.

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Speaker 1: Congratulation.

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Speaker 7: We were kind of looking to make that next move

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Speaker 7: and you know, get a pet, and we stumbled into

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Speaker 1: Oh cute? What does that mean? You stumble into a

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Speaker 6: I stole a cat.

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Speaker 1: I stepped on a cat once. And now I'm like,

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Speaker 1: it's not well.

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Speaker 7: I mean, it just kind of appeared out of nowhere.

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Speaker 2: It was like, oh, like a stray.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, you kind of took this cat in and it

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Speaker 7: turns out it's like the worst cat you could imagine.

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Speaker 1: Oh. I think I was.

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Speaker 2: Like, oh wait, it shows you.

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Speaker 7: That's cute.

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Speaker 3: I mean, but what could have happened is you could

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Speaker 2: That's not going to go well, sir.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it's it's kind of like a nightmare. It's it's scratches.

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Speaker 7: She's been trying to train it for quite a while.

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Speaker 7: Yeah. So, anyways, a couple of years ago, she goes

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Speaker 3: Uh yeah, oh no, I had it in the car

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Speaker 7: Well, that's what it hit me. I was like, well,

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Speaker 7: Sad news was they wouldn't take the stray back. But

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Speaker 7: The way to the house, obviously you can't bring two cats.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I let the bad cat go.

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Speaker 6: How far onto the woods?

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Speaker 7: Pretty far? I'm going to say it was pretty far?

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Speaker 7: But the cat, you know, the cat's a survivor. You

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Speaker 7: Right. Well, it gets better than that. So, you know,

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Speaker 2: Now, what did you say?

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Speaker 7: Nothing? I just told her. I told her I bought

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Speaker 8: Die believe that sneaky snake that's impressed with you.

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Speaker 7: And anyway, she goes back out of town and I'm

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Speaker 7: what's going on? You know, cats are real sensitive. They

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Speaker 1: Cat expert.

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Speaker 7: So I turned around and I look over the couch

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Speaker 1: It's like a horror movie, like homework bound, and.

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Speaker 7: It's back for blood. It's pawing at the glass.

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Speaker 1: I stray hiker's hands in his mouth.

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Speaker 2: I feel like it's raining, and he has a rain.

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Speaker 2: He cares me. This cat survived just to come back

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Speaker 1: Anyway, Then I got a pillowcase. What what did you do?

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Speaker 7: Well? Oh, no, I took it back out to the

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Speaker 1: Like.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we.

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Speaker 7: A cat.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that is terrible. Do you feel like a terrible person?

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Speaker 7: You don't understand? This thing is like a demon cat

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Speaker 1: Got it, so you took them back out to the

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Speaker 7: This has happened two or three times. This cat keeps

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Speaker 7: showing up. Oh my god, and I'm lucky my wife's

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Speaker 7: out of town a lot because I don't know what

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Speaker 1: He hasn't seen it.

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Speaker 7: No, she hasn't seen it. She just thinks our cat's

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Speaker 7: really great. And I found good cat food.

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Speaker 3: And oh my god, I hope Hissy number one gets

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Speaker 7: Well, I'm afraid she'll see it and want to take

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I think you're gonna have to move, man. That's the

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Speaker 1: only way this cat isn't going to find your house. No,

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Speaker 1: they can smell really well.

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Speaker 7: Maybe well I had I had one last question. Does

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Speaker 4: Wow?

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, good luck with you, you and Hissy

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Speaker 1: one and hissi IW The text end of seventy five

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Speaker 1: nine to two if you have a confession you've been

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Speaker 1: holding on to, we can hide your identity by masking

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Speaker 4: Phone taps coming up, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Today, we call a guy who's nervous about his upcoming

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Speaker 1: doctor's visit. And maybe the reason why is it's not

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Speaker 1: just any doctor, it's a specialist that focuses on one

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Speaker 1: been mature about it. In fact, I think most of

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Speaker 1: So I'm apologizing to all the listeners ahead of time

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Speaker 1: for your brand new phone tap right now.

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Speaker 6: It's another Mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 3: Oh, Hi, this is Deisi Ferb calling from doctor's office.

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Speaker 2: Is this Ryan?

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Speaker 9: Yes, it is hi Ryan.

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Speaker 2: So we've got you on the books for this Thursday.

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Speaker 9: Okay, Yeah, Is this the first.

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Speaker 3: Time you've been to a proctologist?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, it is my first time.

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Speaker 3: Actually, gosh, I bet you're a little nervous for a poke.

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Speaker 3: Poke feel okay you're feeling okay.

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Speaker 6: Ryan, I am a little nervous.

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Speaker 9: Honestly, I'm not really sure what to expect.

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Speaker 3: Well, let me ask you what has two butts and

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Speaker 3: kills people?

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Speaker 1: Sorry?

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Speaker 2: An assassin? Assassin?

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Speaker 3: I get it because it's another word for butts.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I would never get told.

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Speaker 8: Okay, oh yeah, it's just a little proctology humor.

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Speaker 2: We really lean into that butt stuff.

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Speaker 5: Okay, you need me to say my insurance and for mission?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, we have that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just the doctor wanted me to call ahead and

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Speaker 3: find out what's going on with your rump roast?

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Speaker 5: My my, what you.

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Speaker 2: Know you're behind?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Right, hey, hey Ryan, Sorry, could you please hold for

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Speaker 3: a second.

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Speaker 2: I'll be right back with you.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I have a.

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Speaker 6: Wait what.

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Speaker 2: Hey, I'm back, Sorry about that.

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Speaker 1: So what were you saying?

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Speaker 5: That was interesting?

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Speaker 7: Old? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: There we're lying when you said, you're really leading into

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Speaker 1: you heard that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a doctor's philosophy on this.

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Speaker 2: He's European.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, that one wasn't a butt joke, but it's

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 9: I think I'm starting to get it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: Oh gosh, I do have to ask you.

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Speaker 3: What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend's

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Speaker 3: another joke?

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Speaker 2: He wipes his rear end?

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Speaker 1: Get it?

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Speaker 6: Dump?

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Speaker 7: Sir?

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Speaker 1: Because he's aible.

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Speaker 6: You know, I get it.

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Speaker 7: I get it.

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Speaker 1: God, is this thing on?

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Speaker 7: Hey?

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Speaker 2: That's usually a real crowd pleaser.

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Speaker 1: Look like, I know that you're joking around.

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Speaker 9: It's kind of like the philosophy of your office. But

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Speaker 9: I have.

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Speaker 6: A really serious problem.

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Speaker 9: You're not taking it that seriously.

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Speaker 3: I hear what you're saying. I hear what you're saying.

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Speaker 3: I apologize it. Just please hold.

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Speaker 9: Oh my god, not again.

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Speaker 1: Hey, are you still there?

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Speaker 7: Ryan?

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Speaker 5: Can we finish this up?

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Speaker 7: Please?

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Speaker 3: I am so sorry about that. I just got this

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Speaker 2: Somebody asks, why do ducks have feathers? Huh strange? Apparently

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Speaker 2: it's to cover up their butt quacks.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, for that one, didn't you look? If

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Speaker 1: this is how you got to operate, I'm gonna have

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Speaker 1: to cancel my appointment and find a different doctor. You

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Speaker 1: want to cancel why you're obviously not taking this seriously.

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Speaker 6: It's like a big junk to you or something.

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Speaker 3: Oh so, you know, if this was all a big joke,

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Speaker 3: i'd ask you what Australians use to clean their bocksides?

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Speaker 7: Don't say it, don't but day mate, cancel my appointment now.

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Speaker 3: I do that, but since you're within the seventy two

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Speaker 3: hour window, you will be.

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Speaker 2: Charged for the appointment.

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Speaker 7: What.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: The only way to get out of that fee is

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Speaker 3: to talk to the doctor directly.

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Speaker 1: So please hold, no, don't put me back on hold now, No, look,

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Speaker 1: I want to cancel.

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Speaker 6: I don't care, don't it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 7: I'm not showing up to disappointment.

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Speaker 2: I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the doctor was busy talking to your wife, Delilah.

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Speaker 6: My wife.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, your wife.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she's a funny one.

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Speaker 7: Why is he talking to my wife?

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Speaker 3: Because she wanted to make sure that the prank phone

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Speaker 3: call we're doing on you is going.

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Speaker 2: Well, how do you think it's going you?

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Speaker 7: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: Did you enjoy it or was it a total bum or.

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Speaker 1: What is going on?

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Speaker 6: I'm really sorry.

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Speaker 8: Right, this is Brooke from the radio show Brook and

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Speaker 8: Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: We're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 7: You're not calling from the doctor's.

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Speaker 8: Office, no radio station. Your wife, Delilah emailed us and

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Speaker 8: said you were feeling a little antsy about your appointment

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Speaker 8: at the Brock College. Hey, the butt jokes she thought

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Speaker 8: would make you laugh, which I didn't hear.

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Speaker 2: Happened once.

458
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Speaker 6: It's because I was trying.

459
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:05,639
Speaker 4: Wake up every morning was foone taps weekday mornings on

460
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Speaker 4: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

461
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Speaker 1: It's a decision that'll impact at least the next few

462
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Speaker 1: years of your life. Oh who do I want to

463
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Speaker 1: be safe? Or do I want to be sexy?

464
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:25,520
Speaker 10: What do I want to choose the cherry red convertible

465
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Speaker 10: with twin diesel turbo powered engines and your retractable Margarita.

466
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Speaker 6: Machine, Yeah, it comes with that.

467
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Speaker 1: Or do you go with old reliable, the off white

468
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:43,560
Speaker 1: new van with triple reinforced grip proof seatbelts and six

469
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:50,359
Speaker 1: times the recommended amount of airbags? Okay, oh yeah.

470
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Speaker 3: I went with Old Reliable in my life and don't

471
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Speaker 3: knock until you try.

472
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Speaker 1: It is just like choosing dudes. How many times do

473
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Speaker 1: you hear the girls scream give me the off white

474
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:12,360
Speaker 1: mini van guide, I don't want that convertible too, No, beggar, beggar.

475
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:13,760
Speaker 2: Well no, they do stream that way.

476
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Speaker 6: I mean, it is a little bit of a rare thing.

477
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Speaker 1: But today it's hopefully gonna happen because one of our

478
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Speaker 1: listeners is making a tough choice and she needs our

479
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Speaker 1: help sealing the deal. In No, you'll find out in

480
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Speaker 1: a brand new Awkward Tuesday phone call coming up at

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Speaker 1: O Dark thirty, which turns out is next It's awkward,

482
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Speaker 1: It's Tuesday.

483
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Speaker 6: It's Awkward Tuesday phone call.

484
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Speaker 1: Every week we do a segment called What's on Your Mind,

485
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Speaker 1: where we tell the listeners what we've been thinking about,

486
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Speaker 1: and afterwards we'll read texts about their thoughts. And we

487
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Speaker 1: got a text the other day that I read to

488
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Speaker 1: my co host that said, I'm torn between going back

489
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Speaker 1: to my ex who's basically ghosted me twice now, and

490
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:04,000
Speaker 1: dating this really nice guy who seems to be everything

491
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:07,160
Speaker 1: I've ever wanted. Why am I so drawn to my ex?

492
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:07,920
Speaker 1: I don't know.

493
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Speaker 2: I remember this.

494
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Speaker 1: My advice was, you're always gonna choose the bad guy,

495
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:14,040
Speaker 1: You're gonna choose the perfect nice guy.

496
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:17,239
Speaker 2: May have even responded to her. She sounded like she

497
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Speaker 2: was in a dark place.

498
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Speaker 1: After I read it, I said, Wow, that sounds like

499
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Speaker 1: an awkward Tuesday just waiting to happen. And sure enough,

500
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Speaker 1: afterwards I reached out to her, Oh you did too,

501
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:34,080
Speaker 1: I did too, are like, but she agreed to be

502
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Speaker 1: on with us for the awkward Tuesday phone call. So,

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Speaker 1: welcome to the show. Shay Lyn.

504
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Speaker 4: Hi, shay Lyn.

505
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:43,400
Speaker 2: I mean you obviously know all of us.

506
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Speaker 1: Well, I know. I'm sorry we're blowing you up so much.

507
00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:49,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I know how to give someone space.

508
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Speaker 1: Well, now that you're on she Lin, we know that

509
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Speaker 1: you're obviously in a bit of a love triangle. But

510
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Speaker 1: tell us more about what's going on with you and

511
00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:58,160
Speaker 1: your ex and the new guy.

512
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel like I need to explain, like my accent.

513
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:03,040
Speaker 5: He is kind of like the bad guy, but he's

514
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:05,560
Speaker 5: also like the popular guy that buys the drinks at

515
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Speaker 5: the bar for people and.

516
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:15,560
Speaker 3: Real Jeff type that you know you're buying drinks for

517
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:18,680
Speaker 3: people is because someone's forcing me to exactly.

518
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Speaker 1: Going what else?

519
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Speaker 5: So we were going out for three months and he

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Speaker 5: just stopped talking to me, totally ghost to me. Okay,

521
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Speaker 5: So I was like, Okay, I guess I'm single. And

522
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Speaker 5: then I randomly saw him like a month later, and

523
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Speaker 5: he said that his feelings for me were like complicated,

524
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Speaker 5: he didn't really know how to deal with it. And

525
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Speaker 5: we started hanging out again.

526
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Speaker 3: Okay, and the cycle begins.

527
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Speaker 5: Yeah, he really reckoned for like a month and then

528
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Speaker 5: he goes to me again, did see that one coming?

529
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Speaker 1: Can I do a little defending here? Why you're going

530
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Speaker 1: to defend this because this is what happens to me

531
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Speaker 1: when you start liking somebody all of a sudden a

532
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,800
Speaker 1: month in, you get scared. You're like, I really like her,

533
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:07,760
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, this is a commitment. Are we going

534
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:08,359
Speaker 1: to be something?

535
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Speaker 6: Are we not?

536
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:12,240
Speaker 1: And it's called fright or flight? And he flies. Then

537
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:15,359
Speaker 1: two weeks without you he realizes either that I miss her.

538
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:18,200
Speaker 1: Then he comes back and you think it's a nice

539
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:19,760
Speaker 1: guy masquerading as a dude.

540
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Speaker 7: Thank you.

541
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Speaker 2: It's not for him, I can't say on air.

542
00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:27,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, he wants what he can't have, and then when

543
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,080
Speaker 3: he finally gets it, he gets bored.

544
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Speaker 1: He moves on.

545
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,200
Speaker 3: He has he's not invested in you, doesn't care about

546
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Speaker 3: your feelings.

547
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Speaker 4: Okay, that could be.

548
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Speaker 1: So what's your relationship status now, Shalin?

549
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Speaker 5: So I've been actually being this guy Nick, We've been

550
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Speaker 5: changing us for like a few weeks, and he's so

551
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Speaker 5: not like the typical guy that I would go for.

552
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Speaker 5: He's like really nice. He see he has a good job.

553
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Speaker 6: Is the opposite, You're like, I like guys with horrible

554
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:55,280
Speaker 6: job exactly.

555
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Speaker 5: It's the complete opposite. Like he thinks about me first,

556
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Speaker 5: and you know he's just really great.

557
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Speaker 1: Sounds awesome? Are you no? I mean I meant, are.

558
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:06,400
Speaker 2: You really into him? Or not so much?

559
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:10,640
Speaker 5: I mean I am. But then my ex has started

560
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:11,560
Speaker 5: texting me again.

561
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:14,920
Speaker 1: He wants you back again.

562
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:17,119
Speaker 7: Again.

563
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 2: You need to block his number that yes, you do text?

564
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:26,080
Speaker 1: What are you doing? What is the situation?

565
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Speaker 5: I was very open and I sick because I didn't

566
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:32,439
Speaker 5: want any secrets, and I told him that I was

567
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Speaker 5: kind of undecided between him and my ex and that

568
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:39,000
Speaker 5: I need time to like try and figure it out.

569
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Speaker 1: So you still do have feelings for the ex even

570
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Speaker 1: though he's ghosted you twice?

571
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:46,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because he's the unobtainable to her. I mean,

572
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,640
Speaker 2: it's the same thing, right, Like.

573
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Speaker 1: It is sexy.

574
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:55,960
Speaker 2: What did nice guy Nick say after you told him?

575
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Speaker 5: He totally understood? He said, yeah, leak your time, like.

576
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:02,440
Speaker 1: Did take all the time in the world?

577
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:04,520
Speaker 2: Drama like this in my life?

578
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:04,800
Speaker 4: Now?

579
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Speaker 3: This is what every Hollywood movie comes down to, Right,

580
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 3: do you choose the bad bad boy or do you

581
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 3: go with the nice guy?

582
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:16,640
Speaker 1: And but the bad boy looks like Brad, So where

583
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:18,520
Speaker 1: are you at? Shale exactly.

584
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Speaker 5: I'm actually I'm finally ready, Like I want to make

585
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,960
Speaker 5: a hundred commitment to Nick.

586
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:27,120
Speaker 2: Yay, that's awesome.

587
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Speaker 5: And I wanted to let him know.

588
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:32,080
Speaker 1: So, oh, you want to that's who we're calling. We're

589
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Speaker 1: calling Nick to let him know that I choose you.

590
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Speaker 5: Yeah.

591
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:36,639
Speaker 6: I love this.

592
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 1: It's really nice. I don't understand why you would need

593
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 1: our help though to do that. Why can't you just say, hey,

594
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:43,920
Speaker 1: I choose you.

595
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:44,560
Speaker 7: I still want to.

596
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 3: Yeah.

597
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:48,240
Speaker 5: I feel like if I do it publicly, it will

598
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:54,120
Speaker 5: force me to stick with my you know, it could

599
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:56,760
Speaker 5: be really embarrassing if I did like all of a sudden, like, oh,

600
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Speaker 5: I'm I want to go back to my ax again.

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Speaker 3: It's like, so, we're just here to hold you accountable

602
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 3: in the log run, and.

603
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 1: To help hold herself accountable too.

604
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:08,520
Speaker 5: I just need your support, you got it?

605
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:10,880
Speaker 1: So you just want our support in doing this. You

606
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 1: don't want any advice.

607
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 5: I just want to let him know that Nick is

608
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 5: my number one. He's not my second choice, you know,

609
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,160
Speaker 5: he's my first choice.

610
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 3: Okay, so this is gonna be a little romance on

611
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Speaker 3: our show theoretic.

612
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, let's play a song. We'll come back we'll

613
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:29,480
Speaker 1: give you a little bit of advice, and then we're

614
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 1: gonna let you make a phone call to nice guy

615
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Speaker 1: Nick to tell him I choose you.

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Speaker 5: That sounds great, Thank you.

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Speaker 1: All right, hold on, we'll get it right after those.

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Speaker 6: It's awkward. It's it's awkward Tuesday phone call.

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Speaker 1: But this just in a decision has been made, Shayn says. Flaky,

620
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Speaker 1: hot guy out outright, nice safe guy is in good choice.

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Speaker 1: That was all from the breaks. Thank you, Shylyn.

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Speaker 2: It makes sense.

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Speaker 1: We just broke the desk. You're just tuning in. Shylyn

624
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Speaker 1: says that she was in an on again, off again

625
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:19,160
Speaker 1: thing with a guy who kept randomly ghosting her over

626
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 1: the course of several months. Finally she met a nice

627
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:25,840
Speaker 1: dude named Nick who treats her well, and that's when

628
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:28,920
Speaker 1: the old ex came crawling back seeing if she was

629
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 1: down to hang and Shalin was torn. She had to

630
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Speaker 1: think about it, but she's reached the decision finally that Nick,

631
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Speaker 1: the nice guy, is the one, and she wants to

632
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Speaker 1: tell him that in an awkward Tuesday phone call. Isn't

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Speaker 1: that right, Shalin?

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Speaker 5: That is correct.

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Speaker 1: You haven't had a change of heart in the last

636
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Speaker 1: three nights.

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Speaker 5: I have not no, no.

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Speaker 1: Now, I know you're looking for some advice on what

639
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Speaker 1: to say to Nick to make him feel like he's

640
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Speaker 1: not the second choice. Brooke, what do you think?

641
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Speaker 3: Well, I mean, the thing is, you already told Nick

642
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:01,080
Speaker 3: that you were choosing between him in your ex, right,

643
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 3: So it is going to be hard to not make

644
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 3: him feel like he's the second choice. So you're going

645
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 3: to have to address the whole X thing, I think,

646
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:11,080
Speaker 3: and that you've moving on, moving past it.

647
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 2: But in order for Nick to believe.

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Speaker 3: That, just make sure you don't talk too much about

649
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 3: the X, right, because it's going to look like you're

650
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:18,760
Speaker 3: not over him.

651
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:20,160
Speaker 5: Yet, right, right?

652
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 2: And you're over him, right, You're over the X.

653
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, absolutely likely.

654
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Speaker 2: I was almostle Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm trying to figure out what the advice was.

656
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Speaker 2: Advice is don't talk about your ex too much? Yeah, yeah,

657
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:35,640
Speaker 2: talk about him, you have to. I mean, she's the

658
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 2: one that brought it into the conversation.

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Speaker 3: She told him, Hey, I need some time to think

660
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Speaker 3: about who I want, all right, So.

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Speaker 1: Talk about the X, but don't talk about him too much.

662
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Speaker 1: But make sure that you mention him, but don't mention

663
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Speaker 1: him so much that it makes exactly sure. My only

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Speaker 1: advice is, if things go wrong, start to cry. You

665
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 1: can't be mad at a girl who's crying.

666
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Speaker 2: I have a lot of life experience that proves differently.

667
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Speaker 1: We're just gonna we're just gonna give it a shot

668
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:05,880
Speaker 1: on dialing Nick's number right now, good luck shailing here

669
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 1: we go.

670
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Speaker 6: Thank you.

671
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Speaker 5: Hello, Hi, how are you? What's going on?

672
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Speaker 9: How's it going?

673
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:26,680
Speaker 5: How is your day or how is your day going?

674
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:31,480
Speaker 9: Okay, yeah, that's all about your.

675
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Speaker 5: Mine is good. I wanted to call and say thank you.

676
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:46,400
Speaker 5: Really what before well, like ever since we first met,

677
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:49,720
Speaker 5: you've been really cool about everything and like me going

678
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:52,640
Speaker 5: through like all that stuff with my accent, you've just

679
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:56,560
Speaker 5: been like really supportive and I appreciated it. So I

680
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Speaker 5: wanted to call you and say thank you.

681
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:04,000
Speaker 9: Yeah, no, I I think I know how that goes.

682
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 9: And yeah, it's been really fun hanging out too.

683
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:09,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean yeah, absolutely, I've had a lot of

684
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 5: fun too, And like that's why I'm calling you, because

685
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:17,360
Speaker 5: I just wanted to know that I figured it out

686
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,240
Speaker 5: and I choose you.

687
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:25,479
Speaker 9: Okay, Uh, what do you mean? Excuse me?

688
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:28,640
Speaker 5: Like you know you were helping me with all this

689
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,480
Speaker 5: stuff in me telling you about my ax and stuff

690
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:32,200
Speaker 5: and how I was trying to like figure everything out

691
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,120
Speaker 5: when I really thought about it, and I decided that,

692
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 5: like I just want to hamp with just you.

693
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:43,280
Speaker 9: So yay, all right, Well like does your does your

694
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:44,240
Speaker 9: action know about them?

695
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:45,480
Speaker 7: Oh?

696
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:48,240
Speaker 5: No, I haven't. No, I just wanted to. I want

697
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:49,880
Speaker 5: to tell you first, clearly.

698
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:55,360
Speaker 9: Okay, Well, like when are you going to tell him?

699
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 5: I am going to tell him tonight because I am

700
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:01,520
Speaker 5: supposed to go to dinner at his place?

701
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:13,359
Speaker 9: Yeah that doesn't that seem like really weird to you?

702
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:16,600
Speaker 5: No, Like I don't think any of it's weird. It's

703
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 5: just dinner.

704
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:22,279
Speaker 9: Well, clearly he wants to hook up, Like that's why

705
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:24,560
Speaker 9: you're going, you know, why else would you go to

706
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:25,600
Speaker 9: dinner at his place?

707
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:27,279
Speaker 4: He does?

708
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:29,839
Speaker 5: He doesn't. He doesn't want to. He doesn't. I mean,

709
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:33,840
Speaker 5: like honestly, I really haven't spoken to him until recently.

710
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:36,520
Speaker 5: But like, I don't think he wants to like get

711
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:38,239
Speaker 5: back together. I don't think he wants to just like

712
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:38,759
Speaker 5: hook up.

713
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:41,759
Speaker 9: I don't think you're quite thinking it through.

714
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:43,000
Speaker 7: He totally does.

715
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 9: Want to hook up. And you told me the other

716
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:48,359
Speaker 9: day like something similar happened like that before and then

717
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:51,760
Speaker 9: afterwards he ghosted you. There's like a pattern herreror.

718
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:55,840
Speaker 5: Are you being jealous right now? Are you getting jealous?

719
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:58,799
Speaker 9: I'm not being jealous. I'm just telling you, like what's

720
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:02,440
Speaker 9: actually going to happen. And I'm like, you're psychic right now.

721
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:04,399
Speaker 9: You know what I mean. You're gonna go there, You're

722
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:08,360
Speaker 9: gonna hook up with him by accident whatever, and then

723
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 9: you're gonna feel super guilty and you'll tell me and honestly,

724
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 9: I'll be gone forever at that point.

725
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:15,880
Speaker 5: No, but listen, there's no way we're hooking up like

726
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:17,759
Speaker 5: that is not gonna happen at all.

727
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:21,960
Speaker 9: Yeah, okay, I promise you.

728
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:24,080
Speaker 5: I mean, the most like I would ever do is

729
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 5: like maybe a farewell kiss, but that's about it.

730
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh god, what are you talking about? The

731
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 1: well kissed? Get out of here.

732
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:37,200
Speaker 5: It's a good final way to say good bye.

733
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:42,359
Speaker 1: No hey, uh, oh my god, Nick, are you there?

734
00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 2: You're man?

735
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 9: Yeah? What is going on?

736
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:45,799
Speaker 7: Yeah?

737
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:49,799
Speaker 1: You're you're not a morning radio show right now? Nick,

738
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:52,839
Speaker 1: It's called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're

739
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 1: doing something called an awkward Tuesday phone call.

740
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 9: Oh my god.

741
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:58,440
Speaker 2: We were highlighting logical thinking people.

742
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, So the situation is Shalyn reached out to us

743
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:04,759
Speaker 1: for a little bit of help because she wanted to

744
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:08,880
Speaker 1: let you know that she's picking you over her ex boyfriend.

745
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:10,920
Speaker 2: We thought this was going to be a big, like

746
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:14,280
Speaker 2: romantic gesture. To be honest, Nick, we didn't know she had.

747
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:17,759
Speaker 1: Dinner plans with the X and I. Yes, you didn't

748
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:18,600
Speaker 1: mention that at all.

749
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:20,879
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I'm not sure why that's such a big deal.

750
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:26,080
Speaker 2: Yes, you can say that is a date girl at

751
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 2: his house.

752
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, that is definitely not a date.

753
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:31,520
Speaker 1: When you're planning a kiss at the end of the night,

754
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:32,719
Speaker 1: it kind of sounds like a date.

755
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:36,040
Speaker 5: I'm not planning a kiss. I'm just saying that's like

756
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:37,480
Speaker 5: the most that would happen.

757
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 1: That most is too much.

758
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 2: Can you lie into yourself like that?

759
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:43,600
Speaker 4: Yeah?

760
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 5: I'm so confused as to why I'm trying to do

761
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 5: the right thing.

762
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:50,040
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, you need to stop talking to

763
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:50,480
Speaker 2: the X.

764
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:52,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I feel like Nick wouldn't be okay with

765
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:53,799
Speaker 1: that kiss, would you, Nick?

766
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 7: No?

767
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 9: Not if she wants to be with me right Like,

768
00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 9: the window is going to close at some point. I

769
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:01,120
Speaker 9: do like you a lot, but this was ridiculous.

770
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:03,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, but like what am I supposed to

771
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:06,040
Speaker 5: do like just sending him like a text and be

772
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:07,279
Speaker 5: like that's it.

773
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 8: Like that's like really rude.

774
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:10,839
Speaker 7: You're already broken up?

775
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:15,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, but like this is like the last officially official

776
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:19,600
Speaker 5: that we were Like maybe there's like a final goodbye

777
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:22,239
Speaker 5: kiss which would totally not mean anything, and like that's it.

778
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:23,839
Speaker 5: And I mean, like I don't know what the big

779
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:25,680
Speaker 5: deal is because it's not like it'd be like full

780
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:26,600
Speaker 5: tongue or anything.

781
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:32,920
Speaker 3: But just like halftimeue, have you been dreaming about this moment?

782
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:34,880
Speaker 1: I know you put a lot of thought into this.

783
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 5: It sounds like I just feel bad about texting him

784
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:39,239
Speaker 5: and like tell him his phone, Like I don't want

785
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 5: to do that to somebody.

786
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:41,160
Speaker 2: Here's the thing.

787
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:44,080
Speaker 1: He wouldn't even text you.

788
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:44,759
Speaker 4: Why are you?

789
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:47,759
Speaker 2: Why are you putting his feelings above Nick's feelings? Right now?

790
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:50,040
Speaker 5: Nick knows I like him, I have feelings for both.

791
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 5: I'm just trying to, you know, like wrap it all up.

792
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:55,200
Speaker 2: Okay, I can get behind one last finale. You got

793
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:58,799
Speaker 2: me on board after you've told the dude that you

794
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 2: wanted to be exclusive.

795
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:04,720
Speaker 1: Already is I mean, look, Chlan, I feel like everyone

796
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:07,440
Speaker 1: in this room is an agreement that dinner is a

797
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:09,480
Speaker 1: bad idea except for Alexis, but she doesn't know what

798
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:12,960
Speaker 1: I mean. I get so I feel like dinner at

799
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,840
Speaker 1: this guy's house is a really really bad idea.

800
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,600
Speaker 5: I mean, but like, what if I didn't go for dinner,

801
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:19,239
Speaker 5: Like what if like maybe I just met a club,

802
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:20,200
Speaker 5: then a club?

803
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 1: Why do you keep going till all these places that

804
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 1: are notorious for hookups?

805
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:31,920
Speaker 5: I could mean him for like a late coffee.

806
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:35,640
Speaker 1: Late that's a little coffee. What does that even mean?

807
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:38,320
Speaker 5: Because he works really early in the morning and he

808
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 5: can only meet up with me like later in the day,

809
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:42,440
Speaker 5: like a ten pm coffee.

810
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:43,080
Speaker 4: That's a lie.

811
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 5: I'm just gonna tell you that.

812
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 1: It sounds like no matter what, you have to see

813
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,080
Speaker 1: your ex. Like, I mean, Nick, how are you feeling

814
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 1: right now?

815
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:53,000
Speaker 9: I mean it's a little like surreal. I don't you

816
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:55,239
Speaker 9: obviously need to work on this a little bit more.

817
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 9: I don't know. I think, go ahead and have dinner,

818
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 9: have a like late coffee, whatever, whatever you want to do, Okay.

819
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:06,279
Speaker 2: Is I think Nick, say and have the dinner whatever

820
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:07,040
Speaker 2: I think Nick's done.

821
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 1: It doesn't sound like Nick was closing the door completely.

822
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 1: We'll see what happens tonight. Is that kind of what

823
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:11,520
Speaker 1: you're saying.

824
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 6: If she can do it and not hook up with homeboy,

825
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:16,439
Speaker 6: are you cool with trying to date?

826
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:21,160
Speaker 9: I mean, if she really doesn't do that, I guess

827
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 9: that's possible. Yeah, why about it?

828
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 1: Are you there?

829
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:27,319
Speaker 5: You go, I'm going to I'll call him right after.

830
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 5: I'll call you right after dinner.

831
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:35,839
Speaker 1: I'll let you know what base we get to. All right, Well,

832
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:37,240
Speaker 1: keep us updated, Shalin.

833
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, thank you guys.

834
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:42,160
Speaker 2: You know what they say, love isn't dead.

835
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:45,960
Speaker 1: It's just having late night coffee with someone else rookie

836
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:49,480
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. Nothing is worse than being in

837
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:52,600
Speaker 1: a conversation and having to listen to other people talk

838
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:58,279
Speaker 1: about some inside joke where you had to be there, like,

839
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 1: oh my god, do you remember the other day when

840
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 1: we were in the breakroom and the lights started doing

841
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:05,880
Speaker 1: that thing.

842
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 6: And then the girl came in I believe it.

843
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:11,600
Speaker 2: And they came in.

844
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 7: You know.

845
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 2: Funny about this conversation.

846
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:21,320
Speaker 1: You were the one you said the thing about lemons. Okay,

847
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:25,280
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't.

848
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:25,600
Speaker 4: Even want to.

849
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:27,960
Speaker 7: That's what this is.

850
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:31,239
Speaker 1: So I am so glad I was there to witness that,

851
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:33,239
Speaker 1: because if I did, I would feel really really bad

852
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:33,880
Speaker 1: about myself.

853
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 6: Right now, I don't.

854
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:47,200
Speaker 4: Want to make it. Shut up.

855
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:52,600
Speaker 7: Talking about again?

856
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:53,560
Speaker 6: Forgot?

857
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:55,520
Speaker 3: Are you talking about how annoying it is to be

858
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 3: left out of inside, Joe?

859
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 1: Nobody wants to be left on the outside of anything,

860
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:00,960
Speaker 1: especially a great story.

861
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:01,759
Speaker 6: Amazing.

862
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:04,799
Speaker 1: That's why you have to be here for the hilarious

863
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:07,560
Speaker 1: stories I'm gonna tell to the entire room during a

864
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:10,799
Speaker 1: brand new care or Don't care, All right, he'll be

865
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 1: in on the joke.

866
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:22,160
Speaker 6: We're gonna do it.

867
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:25,080
Speaker 1: It ain't said. I had a big life moment this

868
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 1: past weekend. I was introduced to my step ladder. Step ladder,

869
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:34,480
Speaker 1: I have my real ladder. So hopefully he tussles my

870
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:36,800
Speaker 1: hair and teaches me how to toss a baseball a

871
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:39,160
Speaker 1: brand new edition of Care Don't care.

872
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 3: You could ladder anyway, jup, whatever makes my mom happy.

873
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:48,439
Speaker 1: Let's just get to your first headline. The results are in,

874
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:52,879
Speaker 1: and I know exactly when Jose is peaking. Oh it's

875
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,240
Speaker 1: not through your window.

876
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:55,600
Speaker 6: Care don't care?

877
00:41:56,360 --> 00:42:02,040
Speaker 1: I care? Yeah, I don't care because I'm let's be honest,

878
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:05,839
Speaker 1: no one is operating at peak efficiency all week long

879
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:09,239
Speaker 1: at work. No, we're lucky to get one good day

880
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:10,919
Speaker 1: a week here at our jobs, and.

881
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:12,840
Speaker 2: That feels pretty good to me.

882
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:19,040
Speaker 1: Half show is pretty solid for us. You might think

883
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:21,919
Speaker 1: Mondays are when we have our biggest lulls, but that's

884
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:26,240
Speaker 1: actually not true. That's not when workers are the laziestday.

885
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:30,719
Speaker 1: A new study looked at worker productivity by checking their

886
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:35,160
Speaker 1: computers for typing speed, typing errors, and mouse activity over

887
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:36,880
Speaker 1: the course of two years.

888
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 2: Wow, that's an interesting way to measure.

889
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:42,080
Speaker 1: It, and they found we're the laziest and least productive

890
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:45,080
Speaker 1: at the office on Friday afternoon.

891
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:51,240
Speaker 2: I feel that we shouldn't even be there all Friday period.

892
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:52,279
Speaker 7: I guess.

893
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:54,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not that shocking. By the point, Alexis is

894
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:58,960
Speaker 1: already like halfway pregame through her Backchelorette party. So Mondays

895
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 1: are also a little bit on the lower end for

896
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:04,000
Speaker 1: being productive. But when are we the most on top

897
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:11,000
Speaker 1: of it at work? The study found never, oh, not once.

898
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:11,920
Speaker 7: Now.

899
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 1: The general trend is for workers to be more productive

900
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:15,799
Speaker 1: as the week goes on, and then it drops off

901
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 1: again at the very end of the week.

902
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:20,040
Speaker 2: Okay, so there's like an hour on Wednesday. Is that

903
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:20,480
Speaker 2: what you're.

904
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:24,279
Speaker 1: Saying they found that mornings tend to be better than afternoons.

905
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:26,200
Speaker 1: So safe to say we're the most locked in on

906
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 1: Wednesday and Thursday morning.

907
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:31,680
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, the rest don't expect much, makes sense?

908
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:34,120
Speaker 2: I mean, Tuesday's just a depressing day. Yeah.

909
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:34,439
Speaker 7: True.

910
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:36,520
Speaker 1: And see if you guys care about this one. There's

911
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 1: two new quirky trends happening in business now, and people

912
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:42,280
Speaker 1: applying for jobs should know both.

913
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:43,239
Speaker 7: Care.

914
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:45,239
Speaker 1: Don't care?

915
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 2: Okay, I care.

916
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:48,919
Speaker 1: If you plan on applying for a new job. There's

917
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:52,680
Speaker 1: a new strategy that hiring managers are using. It's called

918
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:56,920
Speaker 1: the coffee cup tests, where they'll meet you out in

919
00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:59,200
Speaker 1: the lobby and walk you to the breakroom or to

920
00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:01,120
Speaker 1: their kitchen, and they'll encourage you to get a drink

921
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:02,480
Speaker 1: with one of their coffee mugs.

922
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:04,960
Speaker 2: Oh like reusable ones that have been washed.

923
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:06,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you can put whatever you want in it,

924
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 1: water or soda, coffee, whatever, And then they'll take you

925
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:11,839
Speaker 1: into their office through the interview. But when it's over,

926
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 1: you will be judged on what you do with that mug.

927
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:17,560
Speaker 9: Ah.

928
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:20,359
Speaker 1: Do you just leave it on the interviewer's desk?

929
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:20,799
Speaker 4: Yeah?

930
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:23,040
Speaker 1: Do you take it back to the reception area? Do

931
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:25,080
Speaker 1: you bring it all the way back into the breakroom

932
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:25,640
Speaker 1: and clean it.

933
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 3: Do you steal it because it's a really cool mug,

934
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:28,960
Speaker 3: and maybe you want to bring it home.

935
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 1: Slip it into your jacket and walk out.

936
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:34,960
Speaker 2: I don't want the job anyways. I mean sometimes when

937
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,759
Speaker 2: you find that mug with a perfect handle.

938
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:40,799
Speaker 1: If you bring it back to the break room and

939
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:43,200
Speaker 1: wash it, that shows that you would fit in their

940
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:46,359
Speaker 1: culture of ownership because it shows you already care about

941
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:49,319
Speaker 1: the company and you value their time and their belongings.

942
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:52,280
Speaker 3: It's a women run business, then with only women working there.

943
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:55,799
Speaker 1: It shows you'd be a good worker to the other

944
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:57,960
Speaker 1: people there because you don't expect somebody else to come

945
00:44:57,960 --> 00:44:59,040
Speaker 1: in and clean up your messages.

946
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:01,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, that makes sense. I love it.

947
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:05,359
Speaker 1: The other big trend is the receptionist test, where they

948
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:07,400
Speaker 1: used to just have the receptionist give you notes on

949
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:08,719
Speaker 1: whether the interviewer you know.

950
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,759
Speaker 6: Liked you, but not the end.

951
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:11,200
Speaker 2: Okay.

952
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:14,799
Speaker 1: Now some hiring managers will sit in for the receptionists

953
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:17,920
Speaker 1: and pretend to be them to see how you treat

954
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:18,759
Speaker 1: the receptionist.

955
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:22,960
Speaker 2: That's interesting, So you.

956
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:25,239
Speaker 1: Know, if you give them eye contact when you come in,

957
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:28,360
Speaker 1: if you're being courteous, to them that all is good signs.

958
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:31,080
Speaker 1: But if you're immediately dismissive and kind of aloof, then

959
00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 1: they'll probably cancel the interview.

960
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 2: Right there, dude, that's amazing.

961
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:36,480
Speaker 1: We're gonna come to close friends like man, I really

962
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:38,480
Speaker 1: hope my goodness job because I lied on a.

963
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:43,439
Speaker 2: Lot with any front doat.

964
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:51,000
Speaker 1: Let's go to your next headline. The most controversial thing

965
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:53,520
Speaker 1: to happen at a Barbie screening and it wasn't Brooke

966
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 1: falling asleep in the first ten minutes.

967
00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:58,160
Speaker 2: I am ready to see that movie again? Are you

968
00:45:58,239 --> 00:46:02,040
Speaker 2: kidding me? I'm obsessed. I care, I just.

969
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:02,640
Speaker 6: I don't care.

970
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:03,200
Speaker 2: I care.

971
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:05,200
Speaker 1: We do a segment on this show from time to

972
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:08,840
Speaker 1: time called am I the Jerk'd a long time? And

973
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:11,840
Speaker 1: a situation just happened over the weekend that's making news.

974
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:14,040
Speaker 1: I need to know what you think. Is this guy

975
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 1: the jerk or not? And please hold your responses and

976
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:19,880
Speaker 1: opinions and male bashing rants until I get to the

977
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:22,719
Speaker 1: end of the story. Okay, but over the weekend, a

978
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:24,600
Speaker 1: guy and his girlfriend went to go see the new

979
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:27,640
Speaker 1: Barbie movie. Okay, he bought his tickets early to make

980
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:29,719
Speaker 1: sure that they'd have good seats. Reserved.

981
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:33,239
Speaker 2: It's still packed. I went twelve thirty on a Saturday

982
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:34,840
Speaker 2: and the theater was full.

983
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:37,440
Speaker 1: But when they got into the theater, they found a

984
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:40,440
Speaker 1: woman and her six year old daughter were sitting in

985
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:41,080
Speaker 1: their seats.

986
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 2: Oh it's like one of those things, okay.

987
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:45,560
Speaker 1: So he told the mom that she was in the

988
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:46,160
Speaker 1: wrong spot.

989
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:49,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she was aware, Well.

990
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 1: She knew it, she said. When they bought their tickets

991
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:53,399
Speaker 1: there was only two left in the whole theater, one

992
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 1: in the very front row and one in the very back.

993
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:59,600
Speaker 1: So she was hoping whoever was sitting there would switch.

994
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:03,279
Speaker 3: What so that the people sitting there would split up

995
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:05,120
Speaker 3: and sit in different seats.

996
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:07,080
Speaker 2: Just to accommodate her scenario.

997
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:11,160
Speaker 1: So the guy's response was, uh, no, no, that is

998
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:14,359
Speaker 1: not really his problem, he said. He politely asked her

999
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:15,439
Speaker 1: and her daughter to move.

1000
00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:15,960
Speaker 4: Yes.

1001
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:18,920
Speaker 1: The mom was not happy with that response, said he

1002
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:22,760
Speaker 1: was being rude and inconsiderate, and the people sitting next

1003
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 1: to them overheard the argument and gave up their seats instead,

1004
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:29,759
Speaker 1: so he had to sit by the mom and the

1005
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:31,040
Speaker 1: daughter for the whole movie.

1006
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:34,120
Speaker 2: That is so awkward.

1007
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:36,799
Speaker 1: To make it worse, after it was done, the guy

1008
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:39,839
Speaker 1: got into an argument with his girlfriend afterwards, who kept

1009
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:42,239
Speaker 1: telling him that giving up the seats would have been

1010
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:43,239
Speaker 1: the right thing to do.

1011
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:51,319
Speaker 3: Sign with him, dude, the kercause the other people swim.

1012
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:51,880
Speaker 4: Why would the.

1013
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:53,760
Speaker 2: Mom not just wait for another movie?

1014
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:56,160
Speaker 1: You know, because feminism broke?

1015
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:59,040
Speaker 2: Oh that's not that's not actually what it is, Jeffrey.

1016
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:00,279
Speaker 1: I'm prettyure that's how it works.

1017
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:03,120
Speaker 2: You should go see the movie explains it really well

1018
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:03,360
Speaker 2: for you.

1019
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:06,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I get the chest. Finally, joke of

1020
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:08,920
Speaker 1: the day care don't care? What do you call a

1021
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:12,120
Speaker 1: cold blue jay? A bird?

1022
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 4: That was?

1023
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:17,600
Speaker 1: I don't care?

1024
00:48:18,719 --> 00:48:20,280
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1025
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:33,120
Speaker 1: You'd better look out, Brooke, because Haley is back. She's

1026
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:35,400
Speaker 1: zero to two against you all time. But just like

1027
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:39,760
Speaker 1: yesterday's competitor Marcos, who was a pro boxer, she's also

1028
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:41,600
Speaker 1: a world class athlete.

1029
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:42,600
Speaker 2: Okay, Haley.

1030
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:44,640
Speaker 1: Her sport quilting.

1031
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, get those symbols out, Haley.

1032
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:52,439
Speaker 1: Stitch stitch reverse game.

1033
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:53,399
Speaker 6: She's in the Q game.

1034
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:55,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, welcome back, Haley.

1035
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:59,239
Speaker 2: Hey, what's your signature pattern? Haley?

1036
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:02,240
Speaker 6: Hoping for the best?

1037
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:05,800
Speaker 1: Oh, how did you get into quilting?

1038
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:09,280
Speaker 5: I made a quill with my grandma for my nephew.

1039
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:12,279
Speaker 2: That's the hardest part of.

1040
00:49:12,239 --> 00:49:15,600
Speaker 7: It, having patients to finish it all.

1041
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:20,919
Speaker 2: The fus. Yeah, are you putting any of the fair

1042
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:23,800
Speaker 2: this year? I mean that's where the real quilting goes down.

1043
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:25,800
Speaker 7: No, I'm just making it for family.

1044
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:29,239
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, just remember what your grandma said, go for

1045
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:32,680
Speaker 1: blood today when you take out in Brook, Just like

1046
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:34,800
Speaker 1: with the quilting, we're sending her out of the studio.

1047
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,480
Speaker 1: And you know how the game works. You got thirty

1048
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:38,839
Speaker 1: seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you don't

1049
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:40,360
Speaker 1: know when, you can say pass. But you have to

1050
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:42,480
Speaker 1: beat Brooke outright to win. Are you ready?

1051
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:43,560
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1052
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:47,200
Speaker 1: All right, good luck? Your time starts now. Today is

1053
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:50,759
Speaker 1: International Cat Day. The cat skills are a mountain range

1054
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:55,640
Speaker 1: in what northeastern state past The first episode of South

1055
00:49:55,680 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 1: Park aired in what decade the nineties with over three

1056
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:03,239
Speaker 1: billion in sales. What is the best selling cookie in

1057
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:10,359
Speaker 1: the world are what movie franchise features autobots and Decepticons transformers.

1058
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:12,120
Speaker 1: There are only three countries in the world that do

1059
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:16,560
Speaker 1: not use the metric system, Liberia, Myanmar and what else.

1060
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:18,760
Speaker 9: I don't have any idea.

1061
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:23,839
Speaker 1: Okay, once a year and anyway, Brook's gonna come back

1062
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:26,759
Speaker 1: in the studio, And what have you got going on

1063
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:27,680
Speaker 1: this summer? Hayley.

1064
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:29,360
Speaker 5: We're on a road.

1065
00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:29,960
Speaker 2: Trip right now?

1066
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:30,640
Speaker 7: You are?

1067
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:31,840
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1068
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:33,160
Speaker 5: I pulled over though.

1069
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:35,800
Speaker 2: Okay, you sound really tired. Should you be driving?

1070
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:37,120
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1071
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:37,640
Speaker 7: I'm all right.

1072
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:41,319
Speaker 2: What's the coolest thing you've seen on your road trip?

1073
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:44,799
Speaker 7: Oh? My three kids sleeping at the same time.

1074
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:49,440
Speaker 3: Ah, better than any national park or monument out there.

1075
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:53,040
Speaker 1: You got to soak that up well, last Brooklyn, Yeah,

1076
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:57,200
Speaker 1: here we go. Your time starts now. Today is International

1077
00:50:57,239 --> 00:51:00,160
Speaker 1: Cat Day. The cat skills are a mountain range in

1078
00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:03,919
Speaker 1: what northeastern state, New York. The first episode of South

1079
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:08,400
Speaker 1: Park aired in what decade eighties with over three billion

1080
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:11,600
Speaker 1: in sales. What is the best selling cookie in the world?

1081
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:13,040
Speaker 2: Chocolate chip?

1082
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:17,720
Speaker 1: What movie franchise features autobots and decepticons?

1083
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:18,520
Speaker 4: Uh?

1084
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:19,400
Speaker 2: Transformers.

1085
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:22,000
Speaker 1: There's only three countries in the world that do not

1086
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:25,839
Speaker 1: use the metric system Liberia, Me and mar and one

1087
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:30,279
Speaker 1: other United States. This one could be a close one.

1088
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:31,719
Speaker 1: We're going to go to the scoreboard and see how

1089
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:35,360
Speaker 1: you both did with Jose. Other weaknesses we're slow learners

1090
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:37,520
Speaker 1: and we're not particularly good listeners.

1091
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:41,120
Speaker 10: We're also slow learners.

1092
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:44,920
Speaker 2: You got three correct today? Pretty good?

1093
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:49,000
Speaker 1: It was good and Brook yeah with the same amount

1094
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:50,200
Speaker 1: of questions.

1095
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:52,080
Speaker 2: And also three.

1096
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:57,040
Speaker 8: Sorry about that it was a buzzer beater broke out the.

1097
00:51:57,040 --> 00:52:00,600
Speaker 1: Last question, right, Ty goes to the house on this, Haley.

1098
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:03,120
Speaker 1: But here's the answers for everyone. It's International Cat Day.

1099
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:06,600
Speaker 1: The cat Skills are Mountain Range in New York South Park,

1100
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:10,120
Speaker 1: first aired back in the nineteen nineties. Ninety seven was

1101
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:12,760
Speaker 1: when it came on Wow with over three billion in sales,

1102
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 1: bestelling cookie in the world. Come on now, Brook, its Oreos.

1103
00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:18,480
Speaker 2: Oh you're looking for a brand. I yeah, sometimes you're

1104
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:19,960
Speaker 2: just looking for a cookie. I don't know.

1105
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:25,440
Speaker 1: Autobots into septicons are from the movie franchise Transformers. And

1106
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:28,080
Speaker 1: the only three countries in the world that don't use

1107
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:31,760
Speaker 1: the metric system Liberia, Me and Mar and the United

1108
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:37,040
Speaker 1: States of America. I have no idea, And it's like, yeah,

1109
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:40,680
Speaker 1: that's part of our problem. Liberia and mean Mar notoriously

1110
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:45,279
Speaker 1: well organized countries. I'm glad that we're gripped in with them.

1111
00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:50,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go for feet, Haley.

1112
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:53,480
Speaker 1: We love having you on. Unfortunately, we can't give you

1113
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:56,160
Speaker 1: any money today, but just for playing, you do get

1114
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:58,800
Speaker 1: a fifty dollars gift card to sugar Plum, which is

1115
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:02,120
Speaker 1: a locally founded, an owned business. That's the natural way

1116
00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:04,719
Speaker 1: to be hair free. Book your appointment today at sugarplum

1117
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:07,399
Speaker 1: dot com.

1118
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:09,560
Speaker 8: All right, thank you, It sounds like the kids woke

1119
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:12,560
Speaker 8: up and sorry not good luck with the rest of

1120
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:13,320
Speaker 8: your road trips.

1121
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:15,560
Speaker 2: Hope you find another wonder of the world out there.

1122
00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:17,040
Speaker 1: We'll be back by.

1123
00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:21,799
Speaker 4: You're gon.

1124
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:24,799
Speaker 1: We're gonna play again. Yes, that's what we're gonna do,

1125
00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:26,239
Speaker 1: same time tomorrow

1126
00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:28,280
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.