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Speaker 1: It's another jewbile phone frame on the twenties. This is Jessica.

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Speaker 2: I am not happy, okay. What seems to you the problem, Jessica. Hi,

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Speaker 2: I am an upset customer. That's what the deal is.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, what can I do for you today?

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Speaker 3: My name is my name is Pete Eakins. And the

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Speaker 3: other day I ordered four bacon and egg bagels from

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Speaker 3: your establishment, okay, and it was for a work meeting,

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Speaker 3: very important work meeting.

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Speaker 1: Okay. What happened?

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Speaker 3: Well, I opened it up in the conference room in

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Speaker 3: front of my bosses and a client. Yeah, and there

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Speaker 3: were five bacon egg bagels in there.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so there was an extra bagel. Yes, oh okay, so.

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Speaker 3: Thanks for making me look like an idiot.

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Speaker 1: I'm really sorry about that, sir. I'm sorry we gave

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Speaker 1: you an extra bagel, but at least it was a

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Speaker 1: commentary or bagels.

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Speaker 3: Is what I ordered, bacon and egg bagels, four of them, which,

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Speaker 3: by the way, they were delicious.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, but I did not.

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Speaker 3: Order five of them. So now I am sitting here

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Speaker 3: with an extra bagel in front of a client and

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Speaker 3: my bosses. I had to explain that I ordered enough

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Speaker 3: for everybody in the room. I did not order an

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Speaker 3: extra one. It was very embarrassing.

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Speaker 1: I'm really having trouble seeing what the problem was was

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Speaker 1: getting an extra bagel. I mean, I'd understand you got

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Speaker 1: three and you wanted four, that one would be missing by.

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Speaker 3: Thin guy explained it. I ordered four and I had

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Speaker 3: I unboxed those bagels in front of my bosses and

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Speaker 3: a client, and then I had to apologize for the

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Speaker 3: next forty five minutes because I had an extra bagel

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Speaker 3: in there. I looked like it like I didn't know

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Speaker 3: what I was doing with anything.

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Speaker 1: Do you apologize for forty five minutes about an.

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Speaker 3: Extra Absolutely, because I need to look organized at my job,

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Speaker 3: and it looked completely unprofessional. And it's organized that I

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Speaker 3: had five bagels when there were four people. And I

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Speaker 3: need to speak to your manager or whoever runs the place,

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Speaker 3: because you guys owe me for that.

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Speaker 1: What do we owe you a negative bagel? Like a like.

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Speaker 3: Nope, four hundred thousand dollars four hundred thousand dollars because

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Speaker 3: we lost the client that day and that would have

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Speaker 3: been how much they were going to spend with our company.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like maybe your presentation wasn't going to go.

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Speaker 1: I don't think someone would not go through a client

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Speaker 1: deal just because you've brought an extra bagel into the room.

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Speaker 1: And if you spent forty five minutes apologizing for an

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Speaker 1: extra bagel, they probably all thought that you were nuts.

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Speaker 3: How dare you? I am the customer and I purchased

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Speaker 3: four bacon and egg bagels. You gave me five. It

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Speaker 3: lost us a client and I also lost my job,

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Speaker 3: So I will be suing your company for pain and

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Speaker 3: suffering and lost wages as well. And you're half a

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Speaker 3: second away for me calling the.

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Speaker 1: Cops, calling the cops? Are you serious?

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Speaker 3: Absolutely?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry. This is ridiculous.

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Speaker 3: Let me ask you a question. Let me ask you

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Speaker 3: a question. Let me ask you a question. Are you

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Speaker 3: going to report to your bosses that you gave me

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Speaker 3: an extra bagel?

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Speaker 1: Actually, if you knew anything about businesses, you would know

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Speaker 1: that they account for a certain amount of human error

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Speaker 1: and losses. So I'm going to hang up now because

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Speaker 1: I have a.

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Speaker 2: Room full of time on my way to stand right

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Speaker 2: in the middle of the place and naked sit in protest.

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Speaker 1: You're going to show up and do a naked protest,

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Speaker 1: right because that is so legal. Yeah, if you do that,

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Speaker 1: I'm definitely calling the cops on you.

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Speaker 3: Well, if you call the cops on me, I'm going

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Speaker 3: to call the cops on you. Well, you're going to

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Speaker 3: be in the middle of a little cop battle, aren't

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Speaker 3: we a little cop battle?

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Speaker 2: Top?

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Speaker 1: Oh? I thought you said something else.

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Speaker 3: What'd you think?

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Speaker 1: I said nothing? It doesn't matter. Look, I'm hanging up

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Speaker 1: right now. Don't I have real customers to talk any more?

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Speaker 1: At a time.

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Speaker 3: I need to tell you that your coworker Nelly set

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Speaker 3: you up for a phone prink. What this is actually

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Speaker 3: Jewel from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on

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Speaker 3: you and your coworker Nelly set you up. They said

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Speaker 3: that you guys can deal with a lot of weird

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Speaker 3: complaints from customers, so she wanted me to mess with you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, what she got me? Okay, well, now

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Speaker 1: I really do need to get back to work.

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Speaker 3: Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks, we say

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Speaker 3: mornings on the twenties,