WEBVTT - Drew is gay

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<v Speaker 1>Well to an episode of emergency and too calm. I

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<v Speaker 1>have huge news. I'm really brave, and I was about

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<v Speaker 1>to fall into the most regenerative nap that would have

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<v Speaker 1>ever been blessed upon me before this. But you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I need to I need to get

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<v Speaker 1>up and drink a red Bull and like throw on

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<v Speaker 1>some mascara and blush and be here for the people,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I need to do what podcasters are meant to do,

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<v Speaker 1>and is like feed you stuff that'll send you into.

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<v Speaker 2>Psychos and that's what I love about you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm really like some people say I'm lazy, But

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<v Speaker 1>notice how every week now I can't even say that.

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<v Speaker 1>Notice how every week I'm here, like most weeks, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>like him, sorry, we can't do an episode.

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<v Speaker 2>In its fault almost every time.

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<v Speaker 1>Well also, you know, okay, let me not even get

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<v Speaker 1>into that, because I was gonna say sometimes I literally

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<v Speaker 1>am just like I can't lie. Y'all have seen me

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<v Speaker 1>on bad episodes where I'm just not giving and I'm like, it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Better there, somebody. Yeah, it's it's better to not have

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<v Speaker 2>my bad energy or your bad energy put into the world.

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<v Speaker 1>No vibe terrorism. Yeah, it's literally a thing. I think, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>that's why most applications are hard to navigate right now,

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<v Speaker 1>because most people are being vibe terrorists instead of like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, vibe senders.

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<v Speaker 2>What happened to me this week? I feel like I

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<v Speaker 2>had so much happened to me, but I can't remember.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Well, you're the house is literally being

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<v Speaker 1>Your friend's house has a monitoring spirit.

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<v Speaker 2>Like active literally actively monitoring. So I was out to

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<v Speaker 2>dinner with one of my friends and his phone starts

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<v Speaker 2>blowing up, like blowing up crazy style, like ring notification,

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<v Speaker 2>ring notification, ring notifications, seventeen ring notifications, and his system

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<v Speaker 2>says like, oh, is it a critter? Like is it

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<v Speaker 2>an animal? Or is an animal? Or is it a

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<v Speaker 2>human being? Well this one was saying human being and

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<v Speaker 2>we were like, oh, like maybe it's like your neighbor

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<v Speaker 2>kids threw a ball over.

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<v Speaker 1>The specifically the back door, like the backyard camera was like.

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<v Speaker 2>Going off and like yeah, it was like his house

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<v Speaker 2>is fenced, so the only like in up high, so

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<v Speaker 2>like the only way the cameras, the only way the

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<v Speaker 2>cameras can be activated by a human being is if

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<v Speaker 2>they're over his fins. So lone behold, we checked the cameras.

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<v Speaker 2>There is someone like just like chilling at his property,

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<v Speaker 2>like checking the doors, peeping through the windows, like trying

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<v Speaker 2>to actively get into his house. And the reason this

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<v Speaker 2>is so crazy is because, like we all know home

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<v Speaker 2>invasion Drew story has happened and been told twenty seven times. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>this guy has also woken up, woken up to someone

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<v Speaker 2>inside his home while he was in bed asleep. So

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<v Speaker 2>like immediately we were both like tea worded. We were

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<v Speaker 2>like trigger, like I was a literate No.

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<v Speaker 1>You were experiencing actual PTSD. Yeah. I mean it's like

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<v Speaker 1>soon after the home invasion when O'Brien accidentally ordered McDonald's

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<v Speaker 1>to the apartment while Drew was there alone and I

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<v Speaker 1>was at my ex's house like eight minutes away. Drew

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<v Speaker 1>called me and was literally shaking and hiding in the

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<v Speaker 1>closet with a knife because he was like I.

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<v Speaker 2>Knew somebody was having like a full blown Also, if

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<v Speaker 2>we keep looking and talking over here, our friend Mackenzie

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<v Speaker 2>is sitting in and just listening.

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<v Speaker 1>The monitoring sperience question.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the monitoring spirit, yeah exactly. But so we're out

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<v Speaker 2>to dinner, the guy's not leaving the property, and then

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<v Speaker 2>he just decides to just like make it his home,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess, and just like lays out on the couch

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<v Speaker 2>and starts smoking. He posts it up unpacked a bit

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<v Speaker 2>of his good Yeah, he hid all of his stuff

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<v Speaker 2>in the back of the house, and he just was

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<v Speaker 2>chilling on the property. And we were like, oh, he's

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<v Speaker 2>like not really harming anyone, Like maybe if he yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe he'll leave. We're not going to like activate the sirens.

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<v Speaker 2>We didn't call the police yet. We were just like,

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<v Speaker 2>he's probably just looking for a place to sit. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so we were like, Okay, I guess you can chill here.

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<v Speaker 2>He was chilling there for like probably an hour, and

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<v Speaker 2>then he starts like checking door knobs, checking windows, like

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<v Speaker 2>seeing inside. Thankfully all the doors were locked.

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<v Speaker 1>But when I get bored in a new hotel room

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<v Speaker 1>and I wonder if that one connecting door is left

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<v Speaker 1>unlocked everything.

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<v Speaker 2>So I got gotta go. I'll have to check because

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<v Speaker 2>it's like two free rooms. Like it's a free room.

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<v Speaker 2>If you just want to know someone, one day, it'll

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<v Speaker 2>one day it'll happen. And you know how I say,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna win the lottery, Like maybe that's my lottery win.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, maybe your lottery hasn't even been like

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<v Speaker 1>financial this whole time.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, what if it's love, what if it's a

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<v Speaker 2>free hotel room. We haven't even considered These things he

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<v Speaker 2>never considering.

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<v Speaker 1>Are being a part of the lottery that have never

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<v Speaker 1>been a part of the lawn before.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so I get to go mine. So anyways, he

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<v Speaker 2>starts peeping in the windows, so we're like, okay, maybe

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<v Speaker 2>we sound the alarms because like he's actually trying to

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<v Speaker 2>break into the house. So he sets off all the

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<v Speaker 2>alarms outside and I've never seen a human move slower

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<v Speaker 2>in my life. He did not give a fuck. He

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<v Speaker 2>was like, girl, fuck y'all, Like fuck this ship. He

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<v Speaker 2>like went back to where he was sitting, grabbed his

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<v Speaker 2>crack pipe, grabbed his black and mild, and then just

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<v Speaker 2>like walked down the stairs. And it was that was that,

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<v Speaker 2>Or so we thought. We got home and checked the

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<v Speaker 2>backyard and realized he left all his stuff there, and

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<v Speaker 2>my knee jerk reaction was like, oh, he's gonna come

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<v Speaker 2>back for this ship. So there's a photo.

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<v Speaker 1>Sit there, and he was like, they have to get

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<v Speaker 1>these loud noises figured the funk out and.

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<v Speaker 2>Then literally and so I put trash bags on my

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<v Speaker 2>hands because there were no gloves, and picked up all

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<v Speaker 2>his goods and put them in the front of the

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<v Speaker 2>house because I was like, I'm not throwing this shit

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<v Speaker 2>in a trash can, like that's so mean. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>he's gonna come back for this, So we put it

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<v Speaker 2>in the front of the house. We did, however, throw

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<v Speaker 2>the weapons in the garbage can because we were like, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want him to have like weapons, like this

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<v Speaker 2>seems crazy. Anyways, ships in front of the house. We're

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<v Speaker 2>just like chilling there. We're playing a Mexican train.

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<v Speaker 1>Trying to that there's impending doom.

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<v Speaker 2>AKA yes, by the way, Grey gardens on in the background.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a fucking vibe.

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<v Speaker 1>If he hears little Edie.

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<v Speaker 2>And he's like, we caught a fucking vibe, let me

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<v Speaker 2>tell you that much. But so we're chilling there and

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<v Speaker 2>our phones just like aren't on our person, and we

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<v Speaker 2>finally get to our phones and there's like twenty four notifications.

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<v Speaker 2>He's fucking back. He came back and ran to the backyard,

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<v Speaker 2>grabbed or went to the backyard looking for his ship.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't find his ship. Was like bitch, I'm gonna post

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<v Speaker 2>up here for another hour. So we were inside with him,

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<v Speaker 2>just kiking outside like literally smoking meth by the way

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<v Speaker 2>their crack or whatever the fuck. And then we liked him.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, how do you know?

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<v Speaker 2>Unless I guess, how do you know? But then he

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<v Speaker 2>runs back down to the front yard shortly after and

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<v Speaker 2>finds all his stuff, and then we thought, oh, maybe

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<v Speaker 2>that's the end of it. Bitch, it wasn't. He came

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<v Speaker 2>back at fucking four a m. And we woke up

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<v Speaker 2>to him sleeping there. He was just sleeping there like

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<v Speaker 2>literally like my room.

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<v Speaker 1>He was staying there to like as protection and like

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<v Speaker 1>to console this note as.

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<v Speaker 2>A gay guy, the protection controlling the straight guy. Like,

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<v Speaker 2>let's talk about that, Kai, that's me to you.

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<v Speaker 3>I know you do control me?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, I mean protect. I'm in protect the

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<v Speaker 2>gay guy, protecting the contol Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>He said control.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's good to know. So I do control gay guys, Like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I do control gay guys, yeah, and straight guys. But anyways,

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<v Speaker 2>I was there to protect him and no, literally that

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<v Speaker 2>was the vibe. And then we were like, Okay, he's

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<v Speaker 2>like sleeping like ten feet away, like we're gonna let

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<v Speaker 2>him sleep in, So we let him sleep in, and.

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<v Speaker 1>Then saying, the homeless man who found his favorite smoke spot.

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<v Speaker 2>Us a late check out exactly like he got I

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<v Speaker 2>mean literally it was eleven he slept from by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>he slept for twelve hours. He needed that, Yeah, he

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<v Speaker 2>needed that. And then he starts trying to break in again.

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<v Speaker 2>So eventually we're like, okay, I think we have to

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<v Speaker 2>call the police. Like he's come back now three times,

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<v Speaker 2>like trying to come in, Yes, trying to come in,

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<v Speaker 2>and so cops get there, they usher him out and

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<v Speaker 2>they're like if you come back, like we're going to

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<v Speaker 2>arrest you. We're like monitoring the area. Bitch. He came back.

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<v Speaker 2>He came back. We called the police back and they

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<v Speaker 2>were like, well, is he there and we were like no,

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<v Speaker 2>and they were like, then what do you want us

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<v Speaker 2>to do? And so he's just now.

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<v Speaker 1>So fucking real. Yeah, that's like the most police answer

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<v Speaker 1>ever exactly what is someone dead? Okay, then what do

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<v Speaker 1>you want me?

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<v Speaker 2>Especially in a major city. It was shocking how long

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<v Speaker 2>it took them to get there, Like we were on

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<v Speaker 2>hold for thirty five minutes, and then it took them

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<v Speaker 2>another hour to get there, like, well, we called them

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<v Speaker 2>once and they were like okay, like what do you

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<v Speaker 2>want us to do? And then like he started breaking

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<v Speaker 2>in or trying to break in, and they were like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>does he have a weapon, And we were like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody literally ineborated on crack who already feels like this

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<v Speaker 1>is his home. The only thing that separates my body

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<v Speaker 1>from his is a glass pane. I want you, I

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<v Speaker 1>want you to come and be like, hey, so not

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<v Speaker 1>only a smoking crack illegal, but like maybe you don't

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<v Speaker 1>do it in someone's back yard.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, by the way, the cops did not give a

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<v Speaker 2>fuck about the crack. They pointed to the crack pipe

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<v Speaker 2>and they were like, oh, is that yours too, and

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<v Speaker 2>he was like yeah, and he just picked it up

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<v Speaker 2>and walked away like they did not care at all.

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<v Speaker 2>I think, which I'm like, period, I want to live

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<v Speaker 2>in a like a state like that, like where I

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<v Speaker 2>can do whatever I want.

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<v Speaker 1>We are only like that because police are evil and

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<v Speaker 1>they also do crack like a lot. I'm not kidding

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<v Speaker 1>the amount of like body cam footage and there are

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<v Speaker 1>of police doing the drugs. They do confiscate like most

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<v Speaker 1>police officers are just fucking crackheads. On top of being

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<v Speaker 1>a bad person, you're a fucking.

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<v Speaker 3>Cracking timberd And it's trunk.

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<v Speaker 2>Justin Timberlake being on poppers. Like, I don't think that's

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<v Speaker 2>like talked about. We never really talked about my Hello

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<v Speaker 2>Kitty hot topic collab on here.

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<v Speaker 1>It was Sanrio.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, Sanrio.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I did a Sanrio hot topic collab and posted it

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<v Speaker 2>on TikTok. I had to get the bag. I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I literally have to pay rent, Like I'm sorry, and.

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<v Speaker 1>Sam, I mean I was excited watching it because I

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<v Speaker 1>love a good hole.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah it was. It was actually really fun to make.

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<v Speaker 2>But I was also just like exhausted and humiliated because

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<v Speaker 2>the same night, like we had to do a live show.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was like, oh and we did something that morning.

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<v Speaker 2>We were like doing shit all morning. I mean we

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<v Speaker 2>were prepping for the live show. Then, like I had

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<v Speaker 2>to drive all the way downtown. But I was with

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<v Speaker 2>my mom, which was really cute because she like when

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<v Speaker 2>she like sees me working, she's like, wow, like I

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<v Speaker 2>did that, Like I made that and and she did

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<v Speaker 2>and she did. But anyways, I think the home Invasion

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<v Speaker 2>saga might be over because he hasn't returned. But however,

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<v Speaker 2>he did go into the trash can and take his

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<v Speaker 2>weapons out at some point, so he did fetch the

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<v Speaker 2>bolt cutters. He did pull a fio and a apple

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<v Speaker 2>and fetch the bolt cutters. Oh but I did also

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<v Speaker 2>go through his belonging with the glove trash bags and

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<v Speaker 2>no literally no like actually but no, I went through

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<v Speaker 2>his bags and it was wild what I saw in there.

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<v Speaker 3>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually don't even think I can say it on here.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell I'll tell y'all after like it was. It

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<v Speaker 2>was really crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>And I touched it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, yes, well I had to have sex with

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<v Speaker 2>him to get him off the property, but I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>want to talk about that.

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<v Speaker 3>You actually ran after him and had sex with him

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<v Speaker 3>on the way out, just to make sure it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, okay, like, I'll bounce on it now

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<v Speaker 2>and then bounce on it later.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, I just remember me the story I was telling

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<v Speaker 1>you about me at Sephora like yesterday. Oh yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>I was saying to Drew, I am so happy like

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<v Speaker 1>the days I decide I'm back. I'm back to taking

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<v Speaker 1>my vibe in at least twice a week, because damn,

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't work. My brand can't work without it.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was saying to you, I'm so fucking happy

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<v Speaker 1>I did not take one yesterday before this encounter, because

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<v Speaker 1>I was at Saphore early in the morning, like just

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<v Speaker 1>reupping on all my shit, and I was just like

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<v Speaker 1>browsing around. I didn't have headphones on or anything. I

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<v Speaker 1>was just like in their dolo and.

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<v Speaker 2>I Addison Ray. Yeah, because you didn't have head phones on,

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<v Speaker 2>so you're not Addison Ray.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm in there and I'm I'm like crouching down

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<v Speaker 1>into the left of me, is this older woman who

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<v Speaker 1>must have been I'm assuming like in her early to

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<v Speaker 1>mid sixties, and then what could have been older than

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<v Speaker 1>say seven, Yeah, she's probably six seven. You weren't even

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<v Speaker 1>also doing it.

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<v Speaker 2>You were like, well, yeah, this is like the gateway.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like evoguing, like m hm oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, yeah, let's actually have that conversation six seven and

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<v Speaker 2>being appropriated from ballroom culture. We're not having that conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything stems back to ballroom though, and ironically, I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, everything subs back to ballroom in black culture, like

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<v Speaker 1>e everything. But what was I saying what I'm about

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<v Speaker 1>to say, does not though it's actually it's quite the

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<v Speaker 1>complete opposite. And then there's this eleven twelve year old

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<v Speaker 1>right next to me, and I like kind of can

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<v Speaker 1>just tell the vibe is ten. So I'm being a

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<v Speaker 1>bit of a monitoring spirit.

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<v Speaker 2>Boy or girl?

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<v Speaker 1>Huh?

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<v Speaker 2>Boy or girl?

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<v Speaker 1>Is a girl?

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<v Speaker 2>I was about to say a boy and Sephora like, absolutely, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>makeup is for girls.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I won't.

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<v Speaker 1>I won't even let my boy have a pink crant.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, ask me for a barbie. You're getting thrown off

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<v Speaker 2>the We have to remember.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't give your kids paint red and white together because

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<v Speaker 1>they can accidentally blend and then make pink, and that would.

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<v Speaker 2>You have to be careful.

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<v Speaker 1>And then they're gonna start thinking about transitions. It's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>look how easily things can flow. That's how they get

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<v Speaker 1>your kids, That's how they get them. It's remembered that

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<v Speaker 1>the fucking shit himself dementia president said that people were

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<v Speaker 1>getting free birth like.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh the aliens they were giving they were getting transgender

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<v Speaker 2>surgeries to aliens, is like basically his quote.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that is the craziest thing ever. Okay, so like

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<v Speaker 1>they're going back and forth. Mind you this girl has

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<v Speaker 1>also a bunch of shopping bags, so they've got it

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<v Speaker 1>like that, and she can tell and she doesn't give

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<v Speaker 1>a fuck about anything in her life, like because she's

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<v Speaker 1>also eleven and twelve years old, and like I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to remember exactly where I picked up. But she's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of look, I know, she's looking for like a lipstick

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<v Speaker 1>or something. She's looking for a specific lipstick and her

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<v Speaker 1>grandma is like, oh, well, do you remember the brand?

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<v Speaker 1>And she's like if I remember the brand, do you

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<v Speaker 1>think I would be like confused right now?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>And she's like that tone, that response, it's back to

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<v Speaker 1>her grandma. Everything the grandma says, the Grandma's like, not

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<v Speaker 1>pushing it. And then I did have a woke moment

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<v Speaker 1>where I was like, you know what, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what these people's lives are like back home. She might

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<v Speaker 1>be gang beat the fuck up or something by these

0:16:10.240 --> 0:16:12.280
<v Speaker 1>fucking adults. Like who fucking knows. Maybe she has a

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<v Speaker 1>right to this attitude. But the longer it went on,

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't help but feel like, no, this is a

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<v Speaker 1>piece of shit, child, Look like this is just like

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<v Speaker 1>a bad egg, no offense, God bless the thing. And

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<v Speaker 1>I hope it changes, but I don't foresee that. And

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<v Speaker 1>she kept being like that to her grandma, and at

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<v Speaker 1>one point she finds a lipstick she wants to try,

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<v Speaker 1>and her grandma's like, oh, yeah, that's a pretty color.

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<v Speaker 1>You should try it on, and she's like, how am

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<v Speaker 1>I supposed to see what it looks like on me? How? How?

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<v Speaker 1>And then there's a mirror right next to her, and

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<v Speaker 1>there's another adult woman like looking in the mirror, and

0:16:42.160 --> 0:16:45.640
<v Speaker 1>she's next like this girl obviously saying this with the

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<v Speaker 1>hope that this older woman will move from that mirror,

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<v Speaker 1>and or the grandma will be like, oh, excuse me,

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<v Speaker 1>can I like whatever the fuck use this mirror, And

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<v Speaker 1>that does not happen, and she's just like, yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna stand here. I'm just gonna stand here

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<v Speaker 1>with this lipstick then, and like it's the most I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh my god, I guess I understand why

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<v Speaker 1>old farts write kids to like Braddy teens to be

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<v Speaker 1>like that, because I'm like, I guess they do exist.

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<v Speaker 2>They do, especially like all the people writing have wealth, so.

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<v Speaker 1>Like with that kind of like evilness, I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, rotten children, Hey, you are what you eat. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want you spoiled rotten children.

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<v Speaker 5>A girl I was friends who have in middle school

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<v Speaker 5>hit her mom in front of me.

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<v Speaker 2>Hit her mom and.

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<v Speaker 5>I yes, on her birthday because she didn't her mom

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<v Speaker 5>didn't get her the right Michael cors.

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<v Speaker 1>Watch that she wanted, and she fucking closed fist hit

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<v Speaker 1>her mom and I was like, what the fuck, Like

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<v Speaker 1>they're out there. Yeah, that's the scariest part is those

0:17:49.200 --> 0:17:52.000
<v Speaker 1>people walk amongst us and they just keep that to

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<v Speaker 1>their chest, And like the weirdest part is like, that's

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<v Speaker 1>not somebody who thinks anything is wrong with that behavior,

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<v Speaker 1>because she's doing it in broad daylight on a fucking

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<v Speaker 1>two day morning in Sephora at so it's packed. It

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<v Speaker 1>might be a Tuesday morning, but it's packed, and Michael

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<v Speaker 1>Bublay is playing everywhere, So like she should have some

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<v Speaker 1>sort of peace in her heart at this moment and

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<v Speaker 1>she just doesn't. So she's being like that. And then

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<v Speaker 1>at one point her grandma starts walking around and looking

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<v Speaker 1>for mirrors and I'm like crouched at one of the

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<v Speaker 1>side section's looking at stuff, and her body gets kind

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<v Speaker 1>of close to me, and I just like kind of

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<v Speaker 1>scooted to the side because I'm like, the closer this

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<v Speaker 1>gets in, the more I hear of it, I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like I can like feel my own voice, like I'm like, STOPNYA,

0:18:36.320 --> 0:18:39.200
<v Speaker 1>don't say like I'm like, literally, just don't don't intervene.

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<v Speaker 1>This is not your business.

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<v Speaker 2>I want it so bad.

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<v Speaker 1>If I was on a byvand I would have done

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<v Speaker 1>exactly what I was thinking, which was the lack oft

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<v Speaker 1>response and the most like Hillary duff Hey like coming

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<v Speaker 1>out of the like like, hey, you know that word

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<v Speaker 1>has a lot of meaning, right like literally At one

0:18:56.840 --> 0:18:59.919
<v Speaker 1>point finally her her like grandma goes to find a

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<v Speaker 1>compact to be or goes to a justifer and she's like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh great, now it's pointed at my feet like she

0:19:04.440 --> 0:19:08.200
<v Speaker 1>said that, and it took everything in me. I wanted

0:19:08.240 --> 0:19:10.040
<v Speaker 1>to turn and go, hey, just so you know, the

0:19:10.040 --> 0:19:12.679
<v Speaker 1>people around you die, and they might die sooner than

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<v Speaker 1>you even realize they will die. I didn't say anything

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<v Speaker 1>because one, I don't think that little girl, that little

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<v Speaker 1>girl has never been spoken to in a stern way

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<v Speaker 1>in her life, and you can tell and people like

0:19:21.480 --> 0:19:24.080
<v Speaker 1>that when they are actually spoken to with discernment in

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<v Speaker 1>a stern tone, they genuinely collapse within themselves, Like all

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<v Speaker 1>the people you think are powerful and scary are so

0:19:31.520 --> 0:19:35.040
<v Speaker 1>fucking pussy footed behind closed doors, because all it takes

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<v Speaker 1>is a louder voice and like a certain tone for

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<v Speaker 1>people to just be tricked into thinking your power.

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<v Speaker 3>I get at we know, I like getting yelled at whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Yell at him, But what about by gay men, I

0:19:52.280 --> 0:19:54.600
<v Speaker 2>mean smile.

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<v Speaker 1>He was doing a bit to like, wait, joy just

0:20:00.359 --> 0:20:01.240
<v Speaker 1>jumped in his heart.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know I'm obsessed, but sorry to continue your story.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I really wanted to tell her that life

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<v Speaker 1>is ever changing and that people die, and that she

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<v Speaker 1>might die tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>And I think I think a lot of people would

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<v Speaker 2>benefit from like a sibling or a parent dying in

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<v Speaker 2>their life.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's it is. It's it's fucked up, but like

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, look, we're it.

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<v Speaker 2>Is.

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<v Speaker 1>It is so fucked up. But like I mean, that's

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<v Speaker 1>I think what makes grief so intense and so hard

0:20:36.440 --> 0:20:41.000
<v Speaker 1>to navigate because it is such a monumental thing that

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<v Speaker 1>like affects every single waking moment of your life without

0:20:44.680 --> 0:20:48.119
<v Speaker 1>you realizing it, because your whole attitude of everything changes.

0:20:48.240 --> 0:20:52.199
<v Speaker 1>Because I mean, death is the one thing that it's like,

0:20:52.280 --> 0:20:56.119
<v Speaker 1>it's not It's like the closest to a conspiracy theory

0:20:56.160 --> 0:20:58.639
<v Speaker 1>with real results in front of you, because like we

0:20:58.720 --> 0:21:02.160
<v Speaker 1>have conspiracies of what happened after and like then we're

0:21:02.240 --> 0:21:05.160
<v Speaker 1>left with this like void of like, oh, this thing

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<v Speaker 1>that was physically here is no longer here.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, it's crazy that we're all gonna die.

0:21:10.240 --> 0:21:16.040
<v Speaker 2>Immortality is crazy. Hardly touched your peanut butter cup, mister

0:21:16.119 --> 0:21:17.000
<v Speaker 2>beast collab water?

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<v Speaker 3>Can we see?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this going to be public?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Blurred? I don't care. All right, Here we go taste tests.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so good.

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<v Speaker 3>First of all, you get hit with the smell before

0:21:33.920 --> 0:21:38.399
<v Speaker 3>you get the taste and the smells. The smell, the

0:21:38.480 --> 0:21:41.000
<v Speaker 3>smell is good. That tastes it literally just tastes like

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<v Speaker 3>somebody left a Reese's cut, like at the bottom of this.

0:21:44.080 --> 0:21:45.520
<v Speaker 2>It tastes like a protein bar.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a healthy.

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<v Speaker 3>It's actually kind of good. It's actually kind of good.

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<v Speaker 1>A man who's no, no, no, no, recognize what this is.

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<v Speaker 1>Man who's been restricting himself from sweets. I've been there,

0:22:00.240 --> 0:22:01.359
<v Speaker 1>Like I've been there. I've been there.

0:22:01.520 --> 0:22:06.040
<v Speaker 2>Like, Wow, this apple slice, this apple slice with cottage.

0:22:06.080 --> 0:22:09.399
<v Speaker 3>She's tastes putting this in front of a kido person,

0:22:09.440 --> 0:22:13.480
<v Speaker 3>They're gonna go fucking crazy. Yeah, this tastes really good.

0:22:13.640 --> 0:22:16.480
<v Speaker 3>It really tastes you want you just know I'm gonna

0:22:16.480 --> 0:22:19.280
<v Speaker 3>throw it. But it tastes like when you eat asas

0:22:19.280 --> 0:22:22.960
<v Speaker 3>and then you drink water right after.

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<v Speaker 1>Fall asleep for like a brief thirty minute nap where

0:22:24.600 --> 0:22:26.600
<v Speaker 1>your mouth was actually closed the whole time, and then

0:22:26.600 --> 0:22:29.800
<v Speaker 1>when you that's what you said.

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<v Speaker 2>So asleep with chocolate in her pocket she does.

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<v Speaker 3>She has.

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<v Speaker 2>There's chocolate stains all over every couch we get because

0:22:38.520 --> 0:22:40.120
<v Speaker 2>she puts chocolate in her pocket and.

0:22:40.119 --> 0:22:43.320
<v Speaker 1>I puts and stuff in my pocket, which is.

0:22:44.080 --> 0:22:47.359
<v Speaker 2>And I like experienced like the joys of what it

0:22:47.359 --> 0:22:49.520
<v Speaker 2>can bring. Like I reached in the in pocket when

0:22:49.560 --> 0:22:51.280
<v Speaker 2>we're in bed and I grab a chip and it's

0:22:51.320 --> 0:22:53.240
<v Speaker 2>like really nice. But she falls asleep.

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<v Speaker 1>He's always like, go, do you have more?

0:22:54.800 --> 0:22:57.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I'm like, well and I just might she might,

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<v Speaker 2>but yeah, there's like chocolate stains all over everything because

0:23:02.760 --> 0:23:03.160
<v Speaker 2>she falls.

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<v Speaker 1>I just can't stop putting stuff in my pants. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it is. Actually I don't do it as much anymore,

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<v Speaker 1>specifically with chocolate items because I had to well, okay,

0:23:13.600 --> 0:23:17.560
<v Speaker 1>talking about was it even chocolate in my pockets. It

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<v Speaker 1>was when I first started playing a bunch of Fortnite.

0:23:20.200 --> 0:23:24.960
<v Speaker 1>I would like get a bunch and like put them

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<v Speaker 1>right here so that while I'm playing, I could like

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<v Speaker 1>grab them, and then I would obviously object permanent issues.

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<v Speaker 1>Very quickly. I would forget the fact that I had

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<v Speaker 1>all of these chocolate almonds here because I was playing

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<v Speaker 1>a game, and then I'd be like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, and like get like reposition. And then

0:23:44.880 --> 0:23:47.000
<v Speaker 1>I sit like this for like three rounds of games,

0:23:47.040 --> 0:23:48.720
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, oh my god, i haven't had a

0:23:48.800 --> 0:23:50.920
<v Speaker 1>chocolate almond in so long. And then I'm like, wait,

0:23:50.960 --> 0:23:54.480
<v Speaker 1>where are they? And it looks like I ship.

0:23:54.320 --> 0:23:57.160
<v Speaker 2>All over the cap She stood one time like without

0:23:57.280 --> 0:23:59.800
<v Speaker 2>knowing yet, and me and Joe Saiah was like, we

0:23:59.800 --> 0:24:02.680
<v Speaker 2>were like, did Enya just ship herself on the couch

0:24:02.680 --> 0:24:06.320
<v Speaker 2>because it was really it was gnar really yeah.

0:24:06.080 --> 0:24:08.800
<v Speaker 1>And it always, I mean, it makes sense physics, like

0:24:09.200 --> 0:24:12.520
<v Speaker 1>it'll go down and then into the crevice, the crevis

0:24:12.560 --> 0:24:13.200
<v Speaker 1>being my butt.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want to talk about club poop for a second.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like Ian's gonna be so mad if I

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<v Speaker 4>talk about But I can like just do a brief. Yeah,

0:24:22.520 --> 0:24:26.520
<v Speaker 4>my friend Ian and I every night before bed we

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<v Speaker 4>play this game where I will.

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<v Speaker 6>Call him and one of us will act like the

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<v Speaker 6>bouncer to club Poop, and then the other person will

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<v Speaker 6>act like someone like from kind of like the cast

0:24:35.760 --> 0:24:37.960
<v Speaker 6>of Poop and Bathroom, like trying to get into club

0:24:38.000 --> 0:24:40.640
<v Speaker 6>Poop and the bouncers are really stressed.

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<v Speaker 2>And everyone everyone like I.

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<v Speaker 3>That is genuinely one of the funniest things I've ever

0:24:47.280 --> 0:24:49.920
<v Speaker 3>heard of, right, poo, That's exactly the type of shit

0:24:50.000 --> 0:24:50.359
<v Speaker 3>that I like.

0:24:50.920 --> 0:24:53.679
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, everyone's like, no, I saw I was like dming

0:24:53.720 --> 0:24:54.560
<v Speaker 1>the p last night.

0:24:55.200 --> 0:25:00.520
<v Speaker 2>Everyone was like every everyone, and did you get Derny

0:25:00.600 --> 0:25:02.760
<v Speaker 2>tampon dancing on the table.

0:25:03.359 --> 0:25:05.119
<v Speaker 1>I've never dealt with trying to get her in.

0:25:05.359 --> 0:25:07.240
<v Speaker 2>It was one time back.

0:25:07.200 --> 0:25:09.000
<v Speaker 1>Matt tried to get into Club Poop and it was

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<v Speaker 1>so hard. No, that's a fucking you have no business

0:25:12.920 --> 0:25:17.959
<v Speaker 1>fucking being in here. There's not even tiles in this diary, right,

0:25:18.359 --> 0:25:22.879
<v Speaker 1>Oh we all know diarrhea? Yeah, right, always, Now that

0:25:23.040 --> 0:25:27.639
<v Speaker 1>y'all can introduce what's it called Cisarelli. What's the Schaperelli disease?

0:25:27.960 --> 0:25:30.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh, Schiaparelli disease. That's all I know that's what the

0:25:31.600 --> 0:25:32.800
<v Speaker 2>that's what's we're not.

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<v Speaker 1>Getting analysis or something.

0:25:34.840 --> 0:25:38.760
<v Speaker 2>Sure, psychosomatic cyclo sperm sperma.

0:25:39.280 --> 0:25:45.320
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, y'all can add that. Because I know him.

0:25:41.720 --> 0:25:45.720
<v Speaker 2>That he's a problematic.

0:25:46.040 --> 0:25:46.960
<v Speaker 3>He's canceled.

0:25:48.320 --> 0:25:50.720
<v Speaker 2>Well that's why I'm going, Oh, then me and Kret

0:25:50.720 --> 0:25:53.760
<v Speaker 2>because he's canceled, he's canceled, he has allegations.

0:25:53.760 --> 0:25:54.639
<v Speaker 3>We're not pulling up to that.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not going to summary from the artist or what wait,

0:25:58.320 --> 0:26:01.800
<v Speaker 1>because he's that he's had yah sort amount of time. Yeah,

0:26:01.840 --> 0:26:03.800
<v Speaker 1>because I was just about saying he has touched a

0:26:03.840 --> 0:26:05.960
<v Speaker 1>lot of lives, like really quickly.

0:26:06.840 --> 0:26:08.960
<v Speaker 3>I wanted to talk about something at a topic really

0:26:09.040 --> 0:26:10.919
<v Speaker 3>quick that I wanted to talk about. I got hit on.

0:26:11.840 --> 0:26:15.520
<v Speaker 2>Ooh yeah, I was girl or guy.

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<v Speaker 3>By a beautiful woman.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

0:26:19.000 --> 0:26:21.840
<v Speaker 3>I was at Costco and I was walking by the

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<v Speaker 3>frozen fruit section and this girl is like, do you like, Oh,

0:26:27.200 --> 0:26:30.520
<v Speaker 3>I have I have some like extra do you want it?

0:26:31.119 --> 0:26:32.840
<v Speaker 3>And she had like a bunch of little cups of

0:26:32.880 --> 0:26:37.960
<v Speaker 3>the fruit and was like really adamant about me having

0:26:37.960 --> 0:26:39.879
<v Speaker 3>the fruit. And I was like, leave me alone, Like

0:26:40.200 --> 0:26:42.760
<v Speaker 3>I'm not interested. You're beautiful, but I'm not interested. And

0:26:42.800 --> 0:26:45.720
<v Speaker 3>she would not. She was like, here you can try sample,

0:26:45.840 --> 0:26:47.880
<v Speaker 3>like there's all these things here, and.

0:26:47.840 --> 0:26:51.640
<v Speaker 1>I was like, no, kayak can she works there? Probably

0:26:51.720 --> 0:26:54.520
<v Speaker 1>is like they're trying to push that brand of like

0:26:54.600 --> 0:26:55.639
<v Speaker 1>frozen fruit.

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<v Speaker 3>No I think she no, I don't think.

0:26:59.000 --> 0:27:00.880
<v Speaker 1>They're probably pushing the Kirkland brand.

0:27:00.960 --> 0:27:05.480
<v Speaker 3>Who she might just did say Cokland, that's an employee.

0:27:06.000 --> 0:27:06.919
<v Speaker 3>Oh okay.

0:27:07.359 --> 0:27:08.760
<v Speaker 1>And I don't think she was hitting on you. I

0:27:08.760 --> 0:27:10.600
<v Speaker 1>think that's like what they have to do to like

0:27:10.840 --> 0:27:12.359
<v Speaker 1>customers and be nice.

0:27:12.720 --> 0:27:14.840
<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, yeah.

0:27:15.040 --> 0:27:17.880
<v Speaker 3>Okay, yeah, all right, what do.

0:27:17.800 --> 0:27:20.600
<v Speaker 1>You want to talk Sorry for you though, I was, well,

0:27:20.920 --> 0:27:21.320
<v Speaker 1>thank you.

0:27:22.080 --> 0:27:23.119
<v Speaker 3>What do you guys want to talk about?

0:27:23.400 --> 0:27:25.000
<v Speaker 2>Well, I almost got shot by a taser.

0:27:26.760 --> 0:27:28.720
<v Speaker 1>I almost got shot by You've got.

0:27:28.600 --> 0:27:30.760
<v Speaker 2>Me so bad for their first half.

0:27:33.480 --> 0:27:35.399
<v Speaker 1>I literally like I was like, oh my god, are

0:27:35.400 --> 0:27:38.080
<v Speaker 1>we about to hear about like a great generational poll

0:27:38.160 --> 0:27:39.359
<v Speaker 1>on kaisand and.

0:27:40.480 --> 0:27:44.360
<v Speaker 3>Maybe no, Well, kuy does get hit on every once

0:27:44.359 --> 0:27:45.560
<v Speaker 3>in a while. I get hit on.

0:27:45.880 --> 0:27:47.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure you probably get hit on more often than

0:27:47.640 --> 0:27:49.640
<v Speaker 1>you realize it. And you just don't like.

0:27:50.040 --> 0:27:55.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah because I'm dumb. I'm like a himbo. He's got

0:27:55.080 --> 0:28:00.240
<v Speaker 3>a big strong stop seriously, stop stop Okay, well you

0:28:00.320 --> 0:28:03.719
<v Speaker 3>do have huge biasets and it's crazy, it's fucking insane.

0:28:03.720 --> 0:28:04.560
<v Speaker 3>But what were you saying.

0:28:04.480 --> 0:28:06.720
<v Speaker 2>You, Oh, no, I got shot by a taser.

0:28:06.960 --> 0:28:09.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I was saying. I was talking about how he's

0:28:09.560 --> 0:28:12.639
<v Speaker 1>been playing around. Him and his friends think it's funny

0:28:12.640 --> 0:28:14.639
<v Speaker 1>to buy weapons and point it at each other and

0:28:14.680 --> 0:28:17.320
<v Speaker 1>be like, no, no, no, there's a bunch of gay

0:28:17.359 --> 0:28:18.160
<v Speaker 1>guys hanging out.

0:28:18.400 --> 0:28:20.760
<v Speaker 2>No literally, that's literally what it was, a bunch of

0:28:20.800 --> 0:28:24.520
<v Speaker 2>gay guys hanging with one of the one of them

0:28:24.560 --> 0:28:25.960
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh, do you want to see my taser?

0:28:26.000 --> 0:28:28.600
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, yes, I want to see your taser?

0:28:28.680 --> 0:28:30.400
<v Speaker 2>Like what I thought it was like the one where

0:28:30.440 --> 0:28:33.040
<v Speaker 2>it's like like you poke someone with it. No, it

0:28:33.119 --> 0:28:37.000
<v Speaker 2>was a stun gun like shoots like and I was like, oh,

0:28:37.040 --> 0:28:39.080
<v Speaker 2>this is so sick. Well he pulls it out of

0:28:39.120 --> 0:28:42.680
<v Speaker 2>the case and is like waving it around, and I'm like, Okay,

0:28:42.720 --> 0:28:45.440
<v Speaker 2>obviously this gig guy has not been taught gun safety

0:28:45.480 --> 0:28:48.360
<v Speaker 2>because like it was pointed directly at me for like

0:28:48.520 --> 0:28:51.080
<v Speaker 2>multi yes, like sassy shooter, like ye.

0:28:52.760 --> 0:28:55.520
<v Speaker 1>Like it's a money gun. By the way, concert.

0:28:55.320 --> 0:28:59.320
<v Speaker 2>By the way, taser in nightstand next to bed, next

0:28:59.360 --> 0:29:02.120
<v Speaker 2>to poppers, Loube not even kidding. Yeah, it was one

0:29:02.120 --> 0:29:02.720
<v Speaker 2>of the greatest things.

0:29:02.760 --> 0:29:04.640
<v Speaker 1>I've never know which one you're gonna have to pull out?

0:29:04.800 --> 0:29:11.960
<v Speaker 2>I mean, and I like electricity play.

0:29:10.000 --> 0:29:15.400
<v Speaker 1>Watching both of the needles stabbing both of your nipples, yes, yes,

0:29:15.640 --> 0:29:19.840
<v Speaker 1>eh or either someone has definitely put those needles into

0:29:19.960 --> 0:29:23.320
<v Speaker 1>like nipple rings, and like shocked.

0:29:23.480 --> 0:29:25.920
<v Speaker 2>I wish my nipples were sensitive. I'm so jealous of

0:29:25.920 --> 0:29:27.200
<v Speaker 2>people with sensitive nipples.

0:29:27.200 --> 0:29:31.360
<v Speaker 1>Like it's so annoying, but just get buy some nerves, babes.

0:29:31.280 --> 0:29:32.160
<v Speaker 2>Buy some nerves.

0:29:32.240 --> 0:29:33.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah they're gonna have that soon.

0:29:33.680 --> 0:29:34.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:29:34.160 --> 0:29:39.320
<v Speaker 2>But anyways, like waving it around like whatever, and then

0:29:40.480 --> 0:29:43.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, is that thing like loaded? He's like no, no,

0:29:43.200 --> 0:29:46.160
<v Speaker 2>it's not loaded. And it loaded and I was like,

0:29:46.200 --> 0:29:49.200
<v Speaker 2>you're gonna unload it all over me and he was

0:29:49.280 --> 0:29:51.720
<v Speaker 2>like yeah, I can, but no.

0:29:51.840 --> 0:29:56.479
<v Speaker 3>He this is how many fucking episodes arely on, Like

0:29:56.480 --> 0:29:58.560
<v Speaker 3>our brains are so cooked from doing that's for two

0:29:58.600 --> 0:29:59.800
<v Speaker 3>hundred and sixty one hours.

0:29:59.800 --> 0:30:03.280
<v Speaker 2>But he uh is like pointing it at the door

0:30:03.360 --> 0:30:05.000
<v Speaker 2>now and I'm like, okay, thank god, it's not like

0:30:05.040 --> 0:30:07.520
<v Speaker 2>aimed at me more. And he turns on the light

0:30:07.680 --> 0:30:09.600
<v Speaker 2>on it and like he was like oh, I want

0:30:09.600 --> 0:30:11.160
<v Speaker 2>to show you the laser. And I'm like, okay, but

0:30:11.200 --> 0:30:13.400
<v Speaker 2>it is the safety on. And as I'm asking if

0:30:13.400 --> 0:30:16.240
<v Speaker 2>the safety is on, he pulls the fucking trigger, shoots

0:30:16.240 --> 0:30:19.040
<v Speaker 2>the taser across the room. Smells like a firework went off,

0:30:19.120 --> 0:30:23.360
<v Speaker 2>by the way, confetti is inside of the God. Yes,

0:30:23.720 --> 0:30:27.440
<v Speaker 2>it shoots the prongs. Shoots the prongs like an inch

0:30:27.560 --> 0:30:29.920
<v Speaker 2>into the door, and like when I went to like

0:30:30.000 --> 0:30:32.800
<v Speaker 2>pull them out, it took like so much force and

0:30:32.840 --> 0:30:35.720
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, holy shit, that goes into people's skin. I

0:30:35.800 --> 0:30:40.560
<v Speaker 2>was like haunted, like I have pictures, but yeah, it

0:30:40.600 --> 0:30:44.200
<v Speaker 2>was it was wild. I was almost killed loaded taser.

0:30:44.240 --> 0:30:47.560
<v Speaker 2>Pointed out by that they're expensive as fuck, but you

0:30:47.600 --> 0:30:49.280
<v Speaker 2>can buy him online like they're official.

0:30:49.920 --> 0:30:52.560
<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's lit. I guess if somebody had broken

0:30:52.560 --> 0:30:54.440
<v Speaker 1>into my house, be nice to have.

0:30:54.720 --> 0:30:57.200
<v Speaker 2>Wait, did anybody look at the comments when I showed

0:30:57.680 --> 0:30:58.840
<v Speaker 2>picture of Mavericks.

0:30:58.960 --> 0:31:01.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I actually did, a lot of people didn't know.

0:31:01.520 --> 0:31:04.040
<v Speaker 1>But then every now and then it'd be like like

0:31:04.080 --> 0:31:05.280
<v Speaker 1>a person who didn't know.

0:31:05.400 --> 0:31:05.840
<v Speaker 2>But fuck.

0:31:05.920 --> 0:31:07.520
<v Speaker 1>I do have a note that says I always look

0:31:07.560 --> 0:31:10.760
<v Speaker 1>back at a relationship and wish I owned a powerwasher.

0:31:11.160 --> 0:31:13.800
<v Speaker 1>And I had that thought because I've been really wanting

0:31:13.800 --> 0:31:16.160
<v Speaker 1>a powerwasher, and then I was thinking about how dangerous

0:31:16.160 --> 0:31:18.480
<v Speaker 1>they are and how up until like a year ago,

0:31:18.520 --> 0:31:20.680
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know they were that dangerous. And then I

0:31:20.720 --> 0:31:22.280
<v Speaker 1>think about all the times I could have been in

0:31:22.320 --> 0:31:24.400
<v Speaker 1>an argument with an X and been in the middle

0:31:24.400 --> 0:31:27.600
<v Speaker 1>of power washing something and then just like without knowing,

0:31:27.760 --> 0:31:30.320
<v Speaker 1>have like whacked their leg with it, and like, yeah,

0:31:30.320 --> 0:31:31.400
<v Speaker 1>I would have shed some skin.

0:31:31.520 --> 0:31:33.920
<v Speaker 3>But yeah, that can like cut into your bone.

0:31:33.960 --> 0:31:35.640
<v Speaker 1>Well now I know that, but that's what I'm saying now.

0:31:35.720 --> 0:31:38.120
<v Speaker 1>Upon reflection, I wish I had a power washer, me

0:31:38.160 --> 0:31:40.400
<v Speaker 1>and mad because I would have used it.

0:31:40.520 --> 0:31:43.480
<v Speaker 2>Me and Maddeline would like shoot each other. I'm not

0:31:43.520 --> 0:31:48.280
<v Speaker 2>even kidding. We would like have like mark about white. Yeah, no, literally,

0:31:49.360 --> 0:31:52.280
<v Speaker 2>it really is that like behavior.

0:31:53.680 --> 0:31:54.880
<v Speaker 1>Adjusted your glasses.

0:31:55.440 --> 0:31:56.800
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, do I look handsome today?

0:31:56.880 --> 0:31:59.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? You really do. I actually think you look very

0:31:59.600 --> 0:32:01.200
<v Speaker 1>like late eighties.

0:32:01.560 --> 0:32:05.640
<v Speaker 3>Wow. Maybe my note is your hair looks really good today?

0:32:05.720 --> 0:32:08.200
<v Speaker 2>Is it up and out of my forehead? It's like

0:32:08.480 --> 0:32:10.880
<v Speaker 2>you have bands, but it looks it looks really good.

0:32:10.880 --> 0:32:12.560
<v Speaker 2>I've been trying to style it like out of my

0:32:12.600 --> 0:32:13.320
<v Speaker 2>forehead lately.

0:32:14.520 --> 0:32:16.920
<v Speaker 3>I see it's a little bit swept to the side. Yeah,

0:32:17.320 --> 0:32:22.160
<v Speaker 3>you look like a Kennedy. You giving Kennedy.

0:32:21.400 --> 0:32:25.440
<v Speaker 1>That's like late eighties Jackie girl, a girl like me.

0:32:25.520 --> 0:32:27.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't have to get right to the point, like

0:32:27.080 --> 0:32:28.920
<v Speaker 1>if y'all are smart when I said late eighties, you

0:32:28.920 --> 0:32:30.720
<v Speaker 1>would have immediately known that was the gag. I didn't

0:32:30.760 --> 0:32:31.960
<v Speaker 1>have to come out and say like, oh, you're.

0:32:31.800 --> 0:32:33.200
<v Speaker 2>Gonna, you're gonna.

0:32:33.440 --> 0:32:38.080
<v Speaker 1>Guys, we're a little slow, like say you watch Love Story.

0:32:38.080 --> 0:32:39.320
<v Speaker 1>I get it, y'all watch Love Story.

0:32:40.480 --> 0:32:42.280
<v Speaker 3>Host this podcast with two himbos. I don't know what

0:32:42.360 --> 0:32:42.760
<v Speaker 3>to tell.

0:32:42.640 --> 0:32:46.480
<v Speaker 1>You, y'all. The thing is, y'all actually think too much

0:32:46.520 --> 0:32:48.640
<v Speaker 1>in an obnoxious way. So I would argue that you're

0:32:48.680 --> 0:32:50.040
<v Speaker 1>both the opposite of a himbo.

0:32:51.120 --> 0:32:54.240
<v Speaker 3>Take that back, take that y'all are.

0:32:54.320 --> 0:32:56.400
<v Speaker 1>Y'all are the most living in your minds and not

0:32:56.480 --> 0:32:58.200
<v Speaker 1>your body as people I ever met.

0:32:58.280 --> 0:33:01.440
<v Speaker 2>My goddamn one, say that, don't say And you know.

0:33:01.360 --> 0:33:03.880
<v Speaker 1>What, Sometimes y'all let loosen free and I'm like, hey,

0:33:03.960 --> 0:33:06.520
<v Speaker 1>look at look at him in his body.

0:33:06.880 --> 0:33:10.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm disconnected. I'm really disconnected from okay.

0:33:09.880 --> 0:33:11.920
<v Speaker 1>Because like a lot of times, I am a mind

0:33:11.960 --> 0:33:12.720
<v Speaker 1>and not a body.

0:33:12.840 --> 0:33:14.840
<v Speaker 3>But do you think the guy that did one guy

0:33:14.880 --> 0:33:16.880
<v Speaker 3>one jar was in his body. When do you film that?

0:33:17.360 --> 0:33:19.040
<v Speaker 1>Dude? No, that was mine.

0:33:19.240 --> 0:33:20.800
<v Speaker 2>That's that's a fun game.

0:33:21.280 --> 0:33:22.720
<v Speaker 3>That's a very interesting game to play.

0:33:22.840 --> 0:33:27.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, my body and spirit activated like he was. He

0:33:27.840 --> 0:33:29.760
<v Speaker 2>was fully in tune with the universe when he did that,

0:33:29.920 --> 0:33:32.479
<v Speaker 2>Like the universe was whispering to him, like, you're going

0:33:32.560 --> 0:33:34.240
<v Speaker 2>to be a star, like if you do this, And.

0:33:34.200 --> 0:33:35.080
<v Speaker 3>What's the difference between that?

0:33:35.080 --> 0:33:38.600
<v Speaker 4>And seriously, how was that video presented to you in

0:33:38.640 --> 0:33:39.160
<v Speaker 4>your life?

0:33:39.440 --> 0:33:40.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

0:33:40.360 --> 0:33:44.000
<v Speaker 1>I think I.

0:33:42.840 --> 0:33:44.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you come tell, come tell, come tell.

0:33:45.120 --> 0:33:47.840
<v Speaker 3>You need to spell. It's time to spell about one

0:33:47.840 --> 0:33:48.400
<v Speaker 3>guy one jar.

0:33:48.640 --> 0:33:52.760
<v Speaker 5>It was presented to me shoved in my face walking

0:33:52.800 --> 0:33:56.720
<v Speaker 5>down the hallway in high school. My friend Sydney helped

0:33:56.720 --> 0:33:59.800
<v Speaker 5>me buy my neck. It made me watch the whole thing.

0:34:00.360 --> 0:34:04.520
<v Speaker 2>My god, God, that would literally I think I would

0:34:04.600 --> 0:34:07.360
<v Speaker 2>scream were you like were you just in silence?

0:34:08.400 --> 0:34:11.359
<v Speaker 5>But also it was like during the era of time, yeah,

0:34:11.400 --> 0:34:16.520
<v Speaker 5>where it was like iss beheading, Yeah, in full swing.

0:34:16.960 --> 0:34:20.160
<v Speaker 1>But it's so bad.

0:34:21.160 --> 0:34:22.760
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I was not to say do you all remember

0:34:22.800 --> 0:34:23.200
<v Speaker 2>her name?

0:34:23.400 --> 0:34:25.880
<v Speaker 1>Obviously I've been on her Facebook. Who wanted to be

0:34:25.920 --> 0:34:27.040
<v Speaker 1>here for Halloween.

0:34:26.719 --> 0:34:28.600
<v Speaker 2>Last And I think I might be here this year?

0:34:28.880 --> 0:34:32.120
<v Speaker 2>Like I think that's like Yeah, that photo is so

0:34:32.400 --> 0:34:33.480
<v Speaker 2>and also the fact.

0:34:33.239 --> 0:34:37.080
<v Speaker 5>That she's the song that's playing. I don't remember, it's

0:34:37.080 --> 0:34:38.000
<v Speaker 5>two and two.

0:34:39.480 --> 0:34:40.160
<v Speaker 2>Prophetic.

0:34:40.840 --> 0:34:42.759
<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say, even about the guy with the

0:34:42.840 --> 0:34:46.000
<v Speaker 1>jar up is, but I would argue that is.

0:34:46.000 --> 0:34:49.000
<v Speaker 3>Playing in that video too. I'm just kidding.

0:34:50.440 --> 0:34:54.600
<v Speaker 2>I was like, this is crazy, it's so happy.

0:34:55.280 --> 0:34:58.480
<v Speaker 1>Both of those videos, if framed right and put together

0:34:58.560 --> 0:35:01.360
<v Speaker 1>in a gallery correctly, could be great pieces.

0:35:01.560 --> 0:35:03.640
<v Speaker 2>I've been talking about this lately, like.

0:35:03.600 --> 0:35:07.080
<v Speaker 1>There are so many moments on the Internet like that,

0:35:07.760 --> 0:35:10.560
<v Speaker 1>especially like pre this era, where I'm like, that is

0:35:10.760 --> 0:35:12.000
<v Speaker 1>nothing but performance art.

0:35:12.000 --> 0:35:14.439
<v Speaker 2>Because why is the box in New York?

0:35:14.520 --> 0:35:15.359
<v Speaker 1>What are you going to games?

0:35:15.400 --> 0:35:17.200
<v Speaker 2>So they give birth to like gummy bears out of

0:35:17.200 --> 0:35:19.680
<v Speaker 2>the vaginas and then eat on box. Yeah, it sounds

0:35:19.719 --> 0:35:20.440
<v Speaker 2>like something they do there.

0:35:20.520 --> 0:35:23.400
<v Speaker 3>Okay, they put like rats in their Okay.

0:35:23.480 --> 0:35:27.200
<v Speaker 2>See, I've been talking about this though, like context like

0:35:27.480 --> 0:35:31.399
<v Speaker 2>can completely change something, Like just putting it like you're

0:35:31.400 --> 0:35:35.120
<v Speaker 2>saying in the right context, like is really major. It's

0:35:35.200 --> 0:35:38.840
<v Speaker 2>like yeah, but like the jar video, I'm trying to

0:35:38.880 --> 0:35:41.279
<v Speaker 2>remember how it was presented to me. I was like,

0:35:42.440 --> 0:35:44.160
<v Speaker 2>I think I might have found it on my own

0:35:44.200 --> 0:35:47.120
<v Speaker 2>on like what's that thing called like Gore Wheel, Yeah,

0:35:47.280 --> 0:35:51.560
<v Speaker 2>like really really gave me. But what it's like the

0:35:51.560 --> 0:35:54.239
<v Speaker 2>the Gauntlet Run the Gauntlet? Do you remember that?

0:35:54.600 --> 0:35:55.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:35:55.239 --> 0:36:00.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah absolutely? And gore dot Com.

0:36:00.360 --> 0:36:02.440
<v Speaker 1>I just found out all about these because of a

0:36:02.520 --> 0:36:04.520
<v Speaker 1>video essay I watched. I was like, not a part

0:36:04.520 --> 0:36:06.160
<v Speaker 1>of that side of the internet. I think I found

0:36:06.200 --> 0:36:10.120
<v Speaker 1>it because I was like newer to like Twitter and shit.

0:36:10.600 --> 0:36:13.160
<v Speaker 1>But I know I was in like six or seventh grade.

0:36:13.200 --> 0:36:14.720
<v Speaker 1>I still like I might have been in like seventh

0:36:14.800 --> 0:36:16.360
<v Speaker 1>or ade, but I know I was in middle school

0:36:16.600 --> 0:36:20.680
<v Speaker 1>and I remember like seeing somebody mention it and I

0:36:20.800 --> 0:36:23.120
<v Speaker 1>was like, what the fuck are they talking about? And

0:36:23.160 --> 0:36:25.439
<v Speaker 1>I just looked it up and I like skimmed through

0:36:25.480 --> 0:36:30.319
<v Speaker 1>and I just remember being so confused because I was like,

0:36:31.680 --> 0:36:35.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't I don't know. Also, why did so many

0:36:35.040 --> 0:36:37.040
<v Speaker 1>people watch this? I guess I'm one of them because

0:36:37.080 --> 0:36:37.560
<v Speaker 1>it's great.

0:36:37.800 --> 0:36:39.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's just you can't look away.

0:36:39.120 --> 0:36:41.560
<v Speaker 3>The way that I saw it was I took the

0:36:41.640 --> 0:36:43.480
<v Speaker 3>SD card out of my camera, I popped into my

0:36:43.520 --> 0:36:45.520
<v Speaker 3>computer and I watched the video that I just took back.

0:36:45.880 --> 0:36:49.640
<v Speaker 2>Take one jar, guy, you don't know.

0:36:49.800 --> 0:36:51.359
<v Speaker 1>It was so comfortably on a chair.

0:36:51.560 --> 0:36:56.080
<v Speaker 3>It took a lot surgery it was he was unreal.

0:36:56.200 --> 0:36:58.120
<v Speaker 3>Three days straight. They had to take a lot of

0:36:58.160 --> 0:37:00.160
<v Speaker 3>things out of my bung hole. But here's the thing.

0:37:00.239 --> 0:37:03.239
<v Speaker 2>Wait, so that's what you're always talking about, jerking off

0:37:03.239 --> 0:37:09.080
<v Speaker 2>with poop and glass period. Also, yeah, yes, we're making

0:37:09.120 --> 0:37:11.399
<v Speaker 2>connections so crazy that you never knew that.

0:37:12.040 --> 0:37:16.440
<v Speaker 3>Yes, poop glass, this is crazy. This is actually unsand yeah.

0:37:17.200 --> 0:37:18.960
<v Speaker 1>Poo, you don't have to say your name at the door.

0:37:19.400 --> 0:37:20.239
<v Speaker 3>No, they let me in.

0:37:20.880 --> 0:37:26.600
<v Speaker 2>They just let me glass. I know this is really major.

0:37:26.840 --> 0:37:28.879
<v Speaker 3>They look on Yon Egg's face when I walked by

0:37:28.920 --> 0:37:32.120
<v Speaker 3>them to walk into the.

0:37:31.960 --> 0:37:34.359
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, this girl I went to school with

0:37:34.520 --> 0:37:42.920
<v Speaker 1>sells boric acid and like yony eggs and stuff. I

0:37:42.920 --> 0:37:45.120
<v Speaker 1>don't know if she can get into club poop. I

0:37:45.120 --> 0:37:45.839
<v Speaker 1>think we would love her.

0:37:45.840 --> 0:37:46.960
<v Speaker 2>I think she wants to pop up.

0:37:47.239 --> 0:37:49.319
<v Speaker 1>I think she would love to she I'm pretty sure

0:37:49.360 --> 0:37:51.520
<v Speaker 1>she does like bottle girl stuff every now and then too,

0:37:51.560 --> 0:37:59.759
<v Speaker 1>so maybe she could like get eggs. We'll see. Yes,

0:38:01.120 --> 0:38:04.080
<v Speaker 1>I really want to be someone's bottle girl for their birthday.

0:38:04.320 --> 0:38:06.960
<v Speaker 1>Like that to me sounds so fucking funny. Getting I

0:38:07.440 --> 0:38:09.200
<v Speaker 1>don't know that I would like dress the part all

0:38:09.239 --> 0:38:11.960
<v Speaker 1>the way, but I really would love nothing more than

0:38:12.000 --> 0:38:14.919
<v Speaker 1>to hold a huge sign and like a like light

0:38:15.040 --> 0:38:18.400
<v Speaker 1>up like firework thing and walk through like my tomorrow.

0:38:18.600 --> 0:38:19.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let's make that happen.

0:38:19.760 --> 0:38:21.680
<v Speaker 1>I know, no, but I want the setting of like

0:38:21.719 --> 0:38:23.960
<v Speaker 1>it's a hookah lounge or something and it's kind of

0:38:24.000 --> 0:38:26.880
<v Speaker 1>like ran through and there do that tomorrow.

0:38:27.719 --> 0:38:31.919
<v Speaker 2>I know, a hookah lounge like literally three days ago,

0:38:32.120 --> 0:38:36.080
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. And he was like dead serious, thank

0:38:36.160 --> 0:38:36.640
<v Speaker 2>you for.

0:38:36.600 --> 0:38:41.440
<v Speaker 1>Joining you guys. If you notice that I have mismatching socks,

0:38:41.560 --> 0:38:43.600
<v Speaker 1>let it just be known that that is a true

0:38:44.600 --> 0:38:48.879
<v Speaker 1>example of how often I use my socks from Double Soul.

0:38:48.920 --> 0:38:49.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm not kidding.

0:38:49.480 --> 0:38:54.319
<v Speaker 2>All I have these colourways are so fierce and comfy.

0:38:53.640 --> 0:38:56.560
<v Speaker 1>True, and I are the face of their new campaign

0:38:56.680 --> 0:38:59.680
<v Speaker 1>where the faces babe. So if you guys want to

0:39:00.080 --> 0:39:01.440
<v Speaker 1>re up your socks, you should do.

0:39:01.480 --> 0:39:03.120
<v Speaker 2>There's like five pretty color Can.

0:39:03.040 --> 0:39:05.920
<v Speaker 3>You guys put your feet like way closer just just

0:39:05.960 --> 0:39:06.600
<v Speaker 3>for the camera.

0:39:06.800 --> 0:39:08.799
<v Speaker 2>You want to see our feet so bad? Bro?

0:39:09.080 --> 0:39:12.719
<v Speaker 3>No, this is literally for the brand, can I just know?

0:39:12.800 --> 0:39:14.839
<v Speaker 1>But like we don't even like they're not asking us

0:39:14.880 --> 0:39:17.080
<v Speaker 1>to do that, so like that's not like why I

0:39:17.120 --> 0:39:19.240
<v Speaker 1>think you want our food closer to the camera.

0:39:19.320 --> 0:39:22.359
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'm just gonna say this, pop the socks off

0:39:22.600 --> 0:39:24.480
<v Speaker 3>and just give me the socks and then I'll do

0:39:24.520 --> 0:39:24.960
<v Speaker 3>it for you.

0:39:26.680 --> 0:39:30.320
<v Speaker 2>Are you actually in the game too, I feel really

0:39:30.480 --> 0:39:31.480
<v Speaker 2>really violated.

0:39:31.800 --> 0:39:35.640
<v Speaker 1>Weird drew your toes, gripping.

0:39:35.320 --> 0:39:38.319
<v Speaker 3>That Oh my god, here, I'll give you the sock.

0:39:40.719 --> 0:39:43.560
<v Speaker 2>Seeing my feet and being like, no, put that back.

0:39:44.600 --> 0:39:49.239
<v Speaker 3>The middle toe, gripping, white knuckling, the fucking boring trip

0:39:49.280 --> 0:39:50.040
<v Speaker 3>put that bag.

0:39:51.440 --> 0:39:53.440
<v Speaker 1>I could see that his middle toe is still.

0:39:53.960 --> 0:39:56.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm really insecure about my feet. I have ugly feet,

0:39:56.120 --> 0:39:57.239
<v Speaker 2>and should you.

0:39:57.200 --> 0:39:58.440
<v Speaker 3>Do not have ugly feet.

0:40:03.120 --> 0:40:06.320
<v Speaker 1>Feet? I guess you did have a poor Weekie feet rating.

0:40:06.400 --> 0:40:15.040
<v Speaker 1>And then he, like Trump, rigged the voting. He played dirty,

0:40:15.160 --> 0:40:17.560
<v Speaker 1>and he was forcing people to go out of their

0:40:17.600 --> 0:40:20.040
<v Speaker 1>way and he was offering tesla's and stuff like a

0:40:20.120 --> 0:40:23.200
<v Speaker 1>David Dobrick situation, except to go and vote on his

0:40:23.239 --> 0:40:23.920
<v Speaker 1>wiki feet.

0:40:24.400 --> 0:40:28.280
<v Speaker 2>And they did. And now I have a two point seven,

0:40:28.360 --> 0:40:30.319
<v Speaker 2>I think, instead of a point three.

0:40:31.120 --> 0:40:31.799
<v Speaker 1>I can't believe it.

0:40:31.880 --> 0:40:34.320
<v Speaker 2>No, it was it was real, Like I'm not kidding,

0:40:34.400 --> 0:40:36.960
<v Speaker 2>like I do have really ugly feet for the foot

0:40:36.960 --> 0:40:40.759
<v Speaker 2>fetish community, but like I'm okay with that, Like I

0:40:40.760 --> 0:40:43.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't have one myself. But when I interact with

0:40:43.480 --> 0:40:47.759
<v Speaker 2>people with fetish. When I interact with people with foot fetishes,

0:40:47.880 --> 0:40:51.279
<v Speaker 2>like I get, it's literally like having sensitive nipples. I

0:40:51.320 --> 0:40:55.400
<v Speaker 2>am so jealous of that. It's literally like doing heroin

0:40:55.960 --> 0:40:56.840
<v Speaker 2>your feet.

0:40:56.920 --> 0:40:59.879
<v Speaker 3>That's like when I think about that, I'm like, that's

0:40:59.880 --> 0:41:02.879
<v Speaker 3>almost like being able to see a color that doesn't exist. Yeah,

0:41:02.920 --> 0:41:04.040
<v Speaker 3>I don't, I have no clue.

0:41:04.640 --> 0:41:08.839
<v Speaker 2>Shrimp, Yeah, they can see the most color really, Yeah,

0:41:08.880 --> 0:41:13.640
<v Speaker 2>that like the whitest spectrum of color. And they can punch.

0:41:14.040 --> 0:41:18.200
<v Speaker 2>They're punches water so fast that they like break the

0:41:18.280 --> 0:41:20.080
<v Speaker 2>sound barrier and create little bubbles.

0:41:20.120 --> 0:41:23.280
<v Speaker 1>Well it's not even just that punch, it's their claws

0:41:23.360 --> 0:41:27.000
<v Speaker 1>snaps so fast, and when something moves that fast underwater,

0:41:27.200 --> 0:41:30.279
<v Speaker 1>it creates an air pubble because it evaporates the water

0:41:30.320 --> 0:41:34.360
<v Speaker 1>around doesn't literally on some avatar ship and it becomes

0:41:34.480 --> 0:41:38.520
<v Speaker 1>they essentially their hands are guns. Oh wait, the pistol shrimp.

0:41:38.600 --> 0:41:42.520
<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm thinking of. Ye, I'm literally thinking about

0:41:42.520 --> 0:41:44.040
<v Speaker 1>the pistol shrimp. That's what it's called.

0:41:45.000 --> 0:41:47.520
<v Speaker 3>Has a gun in the studio. It's really making me uncomfortable,

0:41:47.520 --> 0:41:48.560
<v Speaker 3>but you guys don't seem to care.

0:41:48.680 --> 0:41:51.680
<v Speaker 1>So it was, but it's making us perform really well,

0:41:52.239 --> 0:41:54.400
<v Speaker 1>and then it makes Joe Jackson.

0:41:54.160 --> 0:41:55.600
<v Speaker 2>I mean to take a picture of that.

0:41:55.719 --> 0:41:57.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. I just found out last night that

0:41:57.239 --> 0:42:01.040
<v Speaker 1>you could pay for GBT and like AI and stuff

0:42:01.280 --> 0:42:02.359
<v Speaker 1>and I did not know that.

0:42:02.440 --> 0:42:04.439
<v Speaker 2>And that is I was teaching her about deep seak

0:42:04.520 --> 0:42:05.080
<v Speaker 2>last night.

0:42:05.440 --> 0:42:09.880
<v Speaker 3>Oh that's good. The economic attack, Yeah, that's the bubble bursting.

0:42:10.960 --> 0:42:11.280
<v Speaker 2>Dude.

0:42:11.440 --> 0:42:15.080
<v Speaker 1>I just cannot believe it. I really cannot believe Ai.

0:42:15.400 --> 0:42:17.000
<v Speaker 1>It's so funny when people are.

0:42:17.040 --> 0:42:20.680
<v Speaker 2>When you didn't vrink GAYI where it's like a queen

0:42:21.760 --> 0:42:24.440
<v Speaker 2>like talking to you, or it's like how many poppers

0:42:24.440 --> 0:42:27.480
<v Speaker 2>do I drink? And it's like they don't drink poppers? Wait,

0:42:27.480 --> 0:42:28.480
<v Speaker 2>maybe I should make that.

0:42:28.600 --> 0:42:32.160
<v Speaker 1>And it's my voice and it's not Ai. It's like

0:42:32.239 --> 0:42:38.240
<v Speaker 1>select answers. It's more like Zohar Canes like protests are happening,

0:42:38.360 --> 0:42:42.240
<v Speaker 1>the Canes protests. Did you see the like Keita protests

0:42:42.239 --> 0:42:45.880
<v Speaker 1>that happened at the new Raising Canes in Lack. I

0:42:45.920 --> 0:42:46.640
<v Speaker 1>have to find it.

0:42:46.640 --> 0:42:49.000
<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be impossible to find. We'll text Josiah and

0:42:49.080 --> 0:42:49.400
<v Speaker 2>show you.

0:42:49.600 --> 0:42:52.320
<v Speaker 3>Have you guys seen the Raising Canes ad? That's fully

0:42:52.360 --> 0:42:57.759
<v Speaker 3>AI generated? No, No, it's I think you saw it. Yeah,

0:42:57.800 --> 0:43:00.000
<v Speaker 3>it's one hundred percent generated, and like you can see

0:43:00.160 --> 0:43:02.560
<v Speaker 3>in the back it's like Chuck Norris and he's fighting

0:43:02.719 --> 0:43:06.239
<v Speaker 3>Swat Team guys and he's like throwing chicken tenders at them.

0:43:06.320 --> 0:43:08.120
<v Speaker 3>But in the background you can see the door like

0:43:08.280 --> 0:43:11.640
<v Speaker 3>moves and it's like so shitty. And I think that

0:43:11.680 --> 0:43:14.279
<v Speaker 3>they did. I think that their only justification, which it's

0:43:14.280 --> 0:43:17.359
<v Speaker 3>still not really justification, but it's because he's dead and

0:43:17.400 --> 0:43:20.880
<v Speaker 3>they like posthumously did an ad with him and they're like,

0:43:20.920 --> 0:43:22.120
<v Speaker 3>we can't do it without him.

0:43:22.440 --> 0:43:25.319
<v Speaker 2>But weird as fuck. I know, I'm not really going

0:43:25.400 --> 0:43:28.279
<v Speaker 2>to pay like a living person maybe yeah, to be

0:43:28.400 --> 0:43:31.719
<v Speaker 2>Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris estate or just like cast

0:43:31.760 --> 0:43:36.480
<v Speaker 2>like another personality. Yeah, unless he had like a contract

0:43:36.520 --> 0:43:40.319
<v Speaker 2>in perpetuity. It really is giving that now it's like

0:43:40.880 --> 0:43:41.759
<v Speaker 2>the universe.

0:43:41.680 --> 0:43:42.640
<v Speaker 3>Soul has captured.

0:43:42.680 --> 0:43:47.120
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, he's gonna live on forever. In Caine's ads, well,

0:43:47.280 --> 0:43:50.920
<v Speaker 2>I promised i'd talk about this this episode in the

0:43:51.000 --> 0:43:55.080
<v Speaker 2>last episode, but I got locked out of my hotel

0:43:55.120 --> 0:43:59.359
<v Speaker 2>room in New York. Really it's really late, really late

0:43:59.400 --> 0:44:01.720
<v Speaker 2>at night. It was after a night.

0:44:01.600 --> 0:44:04.520
<v Speaker 1>Out, and I had his hotel room. It's his parents'

0:44:04.560 --> 0:44:05.160
<v Speaker 1>hotel room.

0:44:05.239 --> 0:44:06.680
<v Speaker 2>No, no, it was my hotel room.

0:44:06.880 --> 0:44:09.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh oh oh, that's okay, okay, I just remembered how

0:44:09.520 --> 0:44:11.399
<v Speaker 1>this story ended up going in my head. I thought

0:44:11.440 --> 0:44:12.959
<v Speaker 1>it was so funny because I thought you were hitting

0:44:13.000 --> 0:44:13.920
<v Speaker 1>their door all night.

0:44:15.320 --> 0:44:18.560
<v Speaker 2>It was so I eventually did end up doing that

0:44:18.600 --> 0:44:21.000
<v Speaker 2>and it didn't work, but my parents were staying in

0:44:21.000 --> 0:44:24.960
<v Speaker 2>the same hotel as me. These key cards deactivate like

0:44:25.160 --> 0:44:29.280
<v Speaker 2>so easy. It's like crazy if they like get anywhere

0:44:29.320 --> 0:44:31.800
<v Speaker 2>near another credit card, which like, what's the point of

0:44:31.840 --> 0:44:33.560
<v Speaker 2>it being key shaped if you can't put it in

0:44:33.600 --> 0:44:40.280
<v Speaker 2>your fucking wallet? Like literally they deactivate? Yeah, card card shape. Well,

0:44:40.800 --> 0:44:43.080
<v Speaker 2>I went out, had a fucking blast. I actually got

0:44:43.120 --> 0:44:47.040
<v Speaker 2>like way more drunk than I expected to, And so

0:44:47.080 --> 0:44:50.719
<v Speaker 2>I'm like stumbling class through the hotel. Mind you, I'm

0:44:50.760 --> 0:44:52.000
<v Speaker 2>staying on like.

0:44:52.160 --> 0:44:55.040
<v Speaker 1>Stumbling gay guy stumbling through hotel alone.

0:44:55.120 --> 0:44:57.320
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, I'm literally locked out of my room

0:44:57.560 --> 0:44:59.279
<v Speaker 2>and I don't know what to do because my name

0:44:59.520 --> 0:45:01.839
<v Speaker 2>is an on the room because it's under my twin

0:45:01.920 --> 0:45:04.920
<v Speaker 2>sister's name, who was also staying in the room. And

0:45:05.000 --> 0:45:07.480
<v Speaker 2>I was banging on the door and they weren't hearing me,

0:45:07.719 --> 0:45:10.759
<v Speaker 2>and I felt bad because it was four am. I

0:45:10.760 --> 0:45:13.480
<v Speaker 2>don't even remember like the point of the story, Like

0:45:13.560 --> 0:45:15.200
<v Speaker 2>what was so funny about it other than me just

0:45:15.200 --> 0:45:15.920
<v Speaker 2>like getting locked up.

0:45:15.920 --> 0:45:18.120
<v Speaker 1>Well, guys, he kept texting me and Dren trying to

0:45:18.160 --> 0:45:19.840
<v Speaker 1>call or me and Josie and trying to call it,

0:45:19.880 --> 0:45:22.560
<v Speaker 1>and he's like, guys, hope, I'm gonna throw up. I

0:45:22.560 --> 0:45:25.120
<v Speaker 1>grew up in the hallway and we were like we

0:45:25.239 --> 0:45:27.520
<v Speaker 1>just kept texting him, being like Drew, no, but we

0:45:27.520 --> 0:45:29.640
<v Speaker 1>were like I don't know, like what are we supposed

0:45:29.640 --> 0:45:31.280
<v Speaker 1>to do for you? And he was like, guys, seriously,

0:45:31.320 --> 0:45:32.560
<v Speaker 1>how am I gonna get inside?

0:45:32.640 --> 0:45:34.239
<v Speaker 2>And like I did start having a little pane.

0:45:34.400 --> 0:45:36.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he was like just freaking the fuck out and

0:45:36.680 --> 0:45:38.279
<v Speaker 1>trying to get me and Josie to help him, but

0:45:38.320 --> 0:45:40.440
<v Speaker 1>we were like, we literally can't help you. You're like

0:45:40.880 --> 0:45:43.439
<v Speaker 1>drunkest shitt on like three am in New York.

0:45:43.560 --> 0:45:49.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh soo. I was staying in Times Square, which is

0:45:49.800 --> 0:45:56.400
<v Speaker 2>really crazy in a hotel that was under remodel, like

0:45:56.480 --> 0:45:59.680
<v Speaker 2>it was being remodeled actively, so like the hallway was

0:45:59.719 --> 0:46:01.880
<v Speaker 2>like the scariest thing I've ever dated.

0:46:02.000 --> 0:46:04.040
<v Speaker 1>All the wallpaper has been stripped.

0:46:03.719 --> 0:46:08.239
<v Speaker 2>Down and people weren't just like filtering in and out

0:46:08.280 --> 0:46:10.680
<v Speaker 2>of rooms like people were living in rooms, so like

0:46:10.760 --> 0:46:16.160
<v Speaker 2>I was in people's like front yards essentially, like bitching

0:46:16.200 --> 0:46:18.160
<v Speaker 2>and moaning and banging on a door.

0:46:18.280 --> 0:46:21.239
<v Speaker 1>They were like rolling around on the floor. Yeah I'm

0:46:21.239 --> 0:46:22.120
<v Speaker 1>gonna throw up.

0:46:22.400 --> 0:46:25.200
<v Speaker 2>And people had like little dogs that would like shit

0:46:25.280 --> 0:46:27.080
<v Speaker 2>in the hallway and stuff, and it was just the

0:46:27.120 --> 0:46:29.960
<v Speaker 2>hallways smelled like dog piss and ship by the way,

0:46:30.080 --> 0:46:33.960
<v Speaker 2>dog shit cannot get in.

0:46:34.160 --> 0:46:38.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like that face hurt is getting declined every single time.

0:46:38.920 --> 0:46:39.920
<v Speaker 2>If it's a slow night.

0:46:40.040 --> 0:46:42.879
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if it's a slow night, I mean, like anyone's up,

0:46:44.280 --> 0:46:45.160
<v Speaker 1>first come, first surf.

0:46:46.680 --> 0:46:49.160
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I don't even remember the story.

0:46:48.920 --> 0:46:56.080
<v Speaker 1>But I remember this story. Yeah, well I remember that

0:46:56.320 --> 0:46:58.920
<v Speaker 1>I had a lot of hate to give the UK

0:47:01.560 --> 0:47:04.120
<v Speaker 1>when I first went, because it was the worst time

0:47:04.120 --> 0:47:07.600
<v Speaker 1>in my life. And I I like London now, so

0:47:08.840 --> 0:47:12.440
<v Speaker 1>I lift my curse. I'm lifting the curse. It's been lifted.

0:47:12.719 --> 0:47:13.720
<v Speaker 1>You will all be so happy.

0:47:13.800 --> 0:47:18.600
<v Speaker 2>It'll be cursing Kevin Durant, you cursing London.

0:47:19.480 --> 0:47:21.839
<v Speaker 1>Fuck. I wish I could curse people. I actually think

0:47:21.880 --> 0:47:24.759
<v Speaker 1>I do. I genuinely think I do curse people, And

0:47:24.840 --> 0:47:28.080
<v Speaker 1>like sometimes it's a hard it's like it's an ironically

0:47:28.120 --> 0:47:32.800
<v Speaker 1>a hard weight to carry like knowing that my words

0:47:32.840 --> 0:47:35.960
<v Speaker 1>are so powerful, and I accidentally just curse people all

0:47:36.000 --> 0:47:38.000
<v Speaker 1>the time because some shit that comes out of my mouth.

0:47:38.000 --> 0:47:39.799
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, that's so funny. And then it comes to

0:47:39.880 --> 0:47:45.160
<v Speaker 1>frictition and I'm very scared and verys and obviously obviously

0:47:45.239 --> 0:47:46.040
<v Speaker 1>I never meant for it.

0:47:46.200 --> 0:47:48.360
<v Speaker 2>Obviously it's all sub conscious.

0:47:49.360 --> 0:47:51.359
<v Speaker 1>It's just in my imagination that I.

0:47:51.320 --> 0:47:52.720
<v Speaker 3>Just saw the taser picture.

0:47:54.719 --> 0:47:55.719
<v Speaker 2>It's really.

0:47:57.080 --> 0:47:59.799
<v Speaker 1>Is. Then he reloaded it and bent over and had

0:47:59.800 --> 0:48:02.760
<v Speaker 1>his friend aim it directly at his nutsack, and it's.

0:48:02.640 --> 0:48:03.719
<v Speaker 2>Really really good.

0:48:03.800 --> 0:48:05.839
<v Speaker 3>Do you have photos of that that I couldn't.

0:48:05.800 --> 0:48:07.840
<v Speaker 1>We can't start it because it went through each testival.

0:48:09.000 --> 0:48:16.839
<v Speaker 2>I'm a nothing burger, nothing fries, nothing soda, zero zero zero,

0:48:17.400 --> 0:48:19.080
<v Speaker 2>expining about it, nothing burger but sugar.

0:48:19.120 --> 0:48:20.080
<v Speaker 1>Think about it's no sugar.

0:48:20.120 --> 0:48:22.919
<v Speaker 2>There's no sugar. There's no sugar. It's kiddo.

0:48:23.160 --> 0:48:25.480
<v Speaker 1>The nothing Burger is kiddo, bitch.

0:48:25.640 --> 0:48:27.759
<v Speaker 2>The car dealership is blowing my ship up.

0:48:27.960 --> 0:48:30.480
<v Speaker 1>My media of the week is actually, oh my god,

0:48:30.520 --> 0:48:34.040
<v Speaker 1>I just realized I accidentally have started to watch a

0:48:34.080 --> 0:48:36.719
<v Speaker 1>show that's part of the Big Bang Theory universe.

0:48:37.680 --> 0:48:41.240
<v Speaker 2>Young Sheldon, no bitch. I love Young Sheldon.

0:48:41.440 --> 0:48:43.399
<v Speaker 1>Bit I'm going down a weird path in my life,

0:48:43.440 --> 0:48:46.560
<v Speaker 1>not not weird because you.

0:48:46.600 --> 0:48:48.920
<v Speaker 2>Like Young Sheldon right, saying.

0:48:48.800 --> 0:48:53.120
<v Speaker 1>You are so rude. I can't even defend myself. But

0:48:53.200 --> 0:48:54.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm just back here.

0:48:54.520 --> 0:48:55.640
<v Speaker 2>She said she liked it.

0:48:55.800 --> 0:49:02.360
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't know. I know nothing of it. Drew

0:49:02.680 --> 0:49:04.080
<v Speaker 1>loves Young Shelter.

0:49:04.280 --> 0:49:06.240
<v Speaker 2>I really do Young Sheldon.

0:49:07.040 --> 0:49:10.480
<v Speaker 1>It's literally called Stewart Feels to Save the Universe, but

0:49:10.680 --> 0:49:13.759
<v Speaker 1>it's an HBO series and it actually is. I'm like, okay,

0:49:13.800 --> 0:49:16.200
<v Speaker 1>I actually really like this. It's like funny, and I

0:49:16.239 --> 0:49:17.840
<v Speaker 1>was like talking to somebody about it. I was like,

0:49:18.000 --> 0:49:20.600
<v Speaker 1>I like it because it feels like just like average

0:49:20.760 --> 0:49:23.480
<v Speaker 1>TV that's kind of pleavish, but a lot of the

0:49:23.520 --> 0:49:27.239
<v Speaker 1>sentiments and ideas are actually like a bit heady and

0:49:27.320 --> 0:49:29.799
<v Speaker 1>like it's just like an interesting take on like New

0:49:29.840 --> 0:49:32.920
<v Speaker 1>Age Apocalypse, which I really like. It's just like a

0:49:33.000 --> 0:49:36.880
<v Speaker 1>new insight to like comedy sci fi that I haven't

0:49:36.920 --> 0:49:39.000
<v Speaker 1>seen yet. So I was like, oh, that's fun. And

0:49:39.040 --> 0:49:41.839
<v Speaker 1>I was talking to our manager about it, Colin, and

0:49:41.880 --> 0:49:44.080
<v Speaker 1>he was like, I'm pretty sure that's a big bang

0:49:44.160 --> 0:49:47.319
<v Speaker 1>series show and I was like what, And.

0:49:47.280 --> 0:49:49.960
<v Speaker 2>Then welcome to the Cinematic Universe.

0:49:50.080 --> 0:49:51.680
<v Speaker 1>I know, I'm a part of the Marvel universe. And

0:49:51.719 --> 0:49:53.280
<v Speaker 1>then I was saying to Colin. I was like, Colin,

0:49:53.400 --> 0:49:55.840
<v Speaker 1>I you're a great manager, but where the fuck is

0:49:55.880 --> 0:49:59.760
<v Speaker 1>my Marvel contract? Because like it's about time, like started

0:49:59.840 --> 0:50:04.080
<v Speaker 1>VI in twenty thirteen, I'm thirteen years into the game.

0:50:04.120 --> 0:50:05.640
<v Speaker 1>Where's my Marshals contract.

0:50:05.680 --> 0:50:07.000
<v Speaker 2>Let's have these conversations.

0:50:07.280 --> 0:50:10.320
<v Speaker 1>No, having a Marvel contract actually sounds like bitch, I

0:50:10.360 --> 0:50:12.400
<v Speaker 1>would start doing meth and shit. Like you're kind of

0:50:12.440 --> 0:50:15.000
<v Speaker 1>untouchable at that point. You're literally in the Marvel I mean.

0:50:14.920 --> 0:50:17.640
<v Speaker 2>I think they all do low key. Yeah, a lot of.

0:50:17.640 --> 0:50:19.239
<v Speaker 1>People will do a lot of things. A lot of

0:50:19.239 --> 0:50:20.440
<v Speaker 1>people doing a lot of things.

0:50:20.719 --> 0:50:23.160
<v Speaker 2>My media is Grey Gardens. I did not know that

0:50:23.280 --> 0:50:25.000
<v Speaker 2>existed until three days ago.

0:50:25.160 --> 0:50:27.319
<v Speaker 1>I think we've had conversations about it before.

0:50:27.360 --> 0:50:29.560
<v Speaker 2>I don't. I don't think so, I because I watched

0:50:29.600 --> 0:50:31.160
<v Speaker 2>it and it was all new to me and it's

0:50:31.200 --> 0:50:31.920
<v Speaker 2>the most shocking.

0:50:31.960 --> 0:50:34.480
<v Speaker 1>Maybe it's like a very girl centric thing. I think

0:50:34.480 --> 0:50:36.200
<v Speaker 1>that might be it. It's like, really I feel like

0:50:36.200 --> 0:50:37.560
<v Speaker 1>I've been fed like the like.

0:50:37.640 --> 0:50:40.719
<v Speaker 2>Visual gay guys in my life like know about it too,

0:50:41.000 --> 0:50:43.040
<v Speaker 2>and I just I guess I just you are straight

0:50:43.320 --> 0:50:46.879
<v Speaker 2>well obviously, yeah, you know that better than.

0:50:47.520 --> 0:50:50.120
<v Speaker 1>You didn't know about Grey Gardens. And you love basketball

0:50:50.200 --> 0:50:50.800
<v Speaker 1>and I love.

0:50:50.719 --> 0:50:58.560
<v Speaker 2>That box, but you, uh, grey gardens. It's great tap

0:50:58.640 --> 0:51:07.600
<v Speaker 2>in and then by ballet.

0:51:06.640 --> 0:51:12.279
<v Speaker 3>Drew's obsessed with Romulus with Olivia Rodrigo and I'm going to.

0:51:15.320 --> 0:51:17.920
<v Speaker 1>Shut out Kai Kai was the plug I'm going to the.

0:51:18.800 --> 0:51:21.719
<v Speaker 3>And I said that you're gay, so I think you

0:51:21.760 --> 0:51:22.680
<v Speaker 3>can go to true.

0:51:24.120 --> 0:51:26.319
<v Speaker 1>So annoying know, because he low key is straight and

0:51:26.320 --> 0:51:27.319
<v Speaker 1>he's taking that.

0:51:27.320 --> 0:51:30.279
<v Speaker 2>Ship cover, I'm gonna get close to.

0:51:30.560 --> 0:51:32.600
<v Speaker 1>That's why I sleep in his bed every night, because

0:51:32.640 --> 0:51:34.759
<v Speaker 1>he's like the kind of strake guy. He's like, well,

0:51:34.760 --> 0:51:36.200
<v Speaker 1>if I don't fall asleep with a woman in my bed,

0:51:36.200 --> 0:51:37.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm probably gonna in the middle of my sleep end

0:51:38.080 --> 0:51:40.560
<v Speaker 1>up walking into a random person's house and like, final.

0:51:40.320 --> 0:51:41.719
<v Speaker 2>Wait, why is that a problem?

0:51:42.560 --> 0:51:46.160
<v Speaker 1>I guess my cover by like making me sleep.

0:51:46.280 --> 0:51:48.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm almost like there.

0:51:48.360 --> 0:51:51.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're almost ready to like let.

0:51:51.440 --> 0:51:55.560
<v Speaker 3>Something come in, all right, guys, My media is roomant

0:51:55.680 --> 0:51:58.160
<v Speaker 3>coat the album by eight hundred Cherries. And also the

0:51:58.200 --> 0:52:00.800
<v Speaker 3>reason why I say this is if there's anyone that

0:52:00.880 --> 0:52:03.160
<v Speaker 3>listens to the podcast that knows them and can put

0:52:03.160 --> 0:52:05.840
<v Speaker 3>me in touch with them, please do so. Because I

0:52:05.880 --> 0:52:07.680
<v Speaker 3>need to I need to do something with them.

0:52:08.000 --> 0:52:09.799
<v Speaker 1>I don't know are they still making music because the

0:52:09.800 --> 0:52:11.880
<v Speaker 1>albums that are out or like re release they've been

0:52:11.920 --> 0:52:12.279
<v Speaker 1>out for that.

0:52:12.400 --> 0:52:16.720
<v Speaker 3>Actually, Veronica emailed their label and they responded immediately.

0:52:16.760 --> 0:52:18.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I wonder if it's like because there are a

0:52:18.719 --> 0:52:21.000
<v Speaker 1>lot of artists like in eight hundred Terries even like,

0:52:22.080 --> 0:52:22.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, for what.

0:52:22.960 --> 0:52:26.560
<v Speaker 2>I think it's for, that's sick.

0:52:26.880 --> 0:52:28.280
<v Speaker 3>I just want to put it in the film.

0:52:28.400 --> 0:52:30.319
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that would be so awesome for the

0:52:30.400 --> 0:52:33.839
<v Speaker 1>montage of all the Oh not the Sundays. Maybe it's

0:52:33.840 --> 0:52:36.160
<v Speaker 1>the Cranberry's, it's one of those. A lot of artists

0:52:36.200 --> 0:52:39.160
<v Speaker 1>from that era have been re releasing their music, and

0:52:39.200 --> 0:52:41.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, some of them are working on new stuff,

0:52:41.280 --> 0:52:44.000
<v Speaker 1>but then some of them are just re releasing because

0:52:44.040 --> 0:52:46.160
<v Speaker 1>like my Bloody Valentine kind of did that. They took

0:52:46.200 --> 0:52:47.680
<v Speaker 1>off Loveless, it's all.

0:52:48.360 --> 0:52:50.680
<v Speaker 3>They just remastered this album twenty twenty two.

0:52:50.840 --> 0:52:52.000
<v Speaker 1>So okay, that makes sense.

0:52:52.000 --> 0:52:52.960
<v Speaker 2>Would you say about Twink?

0:52:53.600 --> 0:52:54.520
<v Speaker 3>Huh, twin Twink?

0:52:54.960 --> 0:52:56.279
<v Speaker 2>Would you say about Twinks?

0:52:56.760 --> 0:52:58.960
<v Speaker 3>I didn't even say the word twinks. You just heard that.

0:52:59.239 --> 0:53:02.160
<v Speaker 3>Oh it's very weird, and you're very weird. All right, guys.

0:53:02.160 --> 0:53:04.920
<v Speaker 3>Thank you guys so much for listening to emergency dot Com. Whoa,

0:53:05.920 --> 0:53:07.400
<v Speaker 3>it's like ninety degrees in here, man.

0:53:07.280 --> 0:53:09.240
<v Speaker 1>Come on, yeah, I know, it's really hot. I gotta

0:53:09.239 --> 0:53:12.200
<v Speaker 1>get out. God,