Speaker 1: Well to an episode of emergency and too calm. I
Speaker 1: have huge news. I'm really brave, and I was about
Speaker 1: to fall into the most regenerative nap that would have
Speaker 1: ever been blessed upon me before this. But you know what,
Speaker 1: I was like, I need to I need to get
Speaker 1: up and drink a red Bull and like throw on
Speaker 1: some mascara and blush and be here for the people,
Speaker 1: Like I need to do what podcasters are meant to do,
Speaker 1: and is like feed you stuff that'll send you into.
Speaker 2: Psychos and that's what I love about you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm really like some people say I'm lazy, But
Speaker 1: notice how every week now I can't even say that.
Speaker 1: Notice how every week I'm here, like most weeks, I'm
Speaker 1: like him, sorry, we can't do an episode.
Speaker 2: In its fault almost every time.
Speaker 1: Well also, you know, okay, let me not even get
Speaker 1: into that, because I was gonna say sometimes I literally
Speaker 1: am just like I can't lie. Y'all have seen me
Speaker 1: on bad episodes where I'm just not giving and I'm like, it's.
Speaker 2: Better there, somebody. Yeah, it's it's better to not have
Speaker 2: my bad energy or your bad energy put into the world.
Speaker 1: No vibe terrorism. Yeah, it's literally a thing. I think, Well,
Speaker 1: that's why most applications are hard to navigate right now,
Speaker 1: because most people are being vibe terrorists instead of like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, vibe senders.
Speaker 2: What happened to me this week? I feel like I
Speaker 2: had so much happened to me, but I can't remember.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Well, you're the house is literally being
Speaker 1: Your friend's house has a monitoring spirit.
Speaker 2: Like active literally actively monitoring. So I was out to
Speaker 2: dinner with one of my friends and his phone starts
Speaker 2: blowing up, like blowing up crazy style, like ring notification,
Speaker 2: ring notification, ring notifications, seventeen ring notifications, and his system
Speaker 2: says like, oh, is it a critter? Like is it
Speaker 2: an animal? Or is an animal? Or is it a
Speaker 2: human being? Well this one was saying human being and
Speaker 2: we were like, oh, like maybe it's like your neighbor
Speaker 2: kids threw a ball over.
Speaker 1: The specifically the back door, like the backyard camera was like.
Speaker 2: Going off and like yeah, it was like his house
Speaker 2: is fenced, so the only like in up high, so
Speaker 2: like the only way the cameras, the only way the
Speaker 2: cameras can be activated by a human being is if
Speaker 2: they're over his fins. So lone behold, we checked the cameras.
Speaker 2: There is someone like just like chilling at his property,
Speaker 2: like checking the doors, peeping through the windows, like trying
Speaker 2: to actively get into his house. And the reason this
Speaker 2: is so crazy is because, like we all know home
Speaker 2: invasion Drew story has happened and been told twenty seven times. Well,
Speaker 2: this guy has also woken up, woken up to someone
Speaker 2: inside his home while he was in bed asleep. So
Speaker 2: like immediately we were both like tea worded. We were
Speaker 2: like trigger, like I was a literate No.
Speaker 1: You were experiencing actual PTSD. Yeah. I mean it's like
Speaker 1: soon after the home invasion when O'Brien accidentally ordered McDonald's
Speaker 1: to the apartment while Drew was there alone and I
Speaker 1: was at my ex's house like eight minutes away. Drew
Speaker 1: called me and was literally shaking and hiding in the
Speaker 1: closet with a knife because he was like I.
Speaker 2: Knew somebody was having like a full blown Also, if
Speaker 2: we keep looking and talking over here, our friend Mackenzie
Speaker 2: is sitting in and just listening.
Speaker 1: The monitoring sperience question.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the monitoring spirit, yeah exactly. But so we're out
Speaker 2: to dinner, the guy's not leaving the property, and then
Speaker 2: he just decides to just like make it his home,
Speaker 2: I guess, and just like lays out on the couch
Speaker 2: and starts smoking. He posts it up unpacked a bit
Speaker 2: of his good Yeah, he hid all of his stuff
Speaker 2: in the back of the house, and he just was
Speaker 2: chilling on the property. And we were like, oh, he's
Speaker 2: like not really harming anyone, Like maybe if he yeah,
Speaker 2: maybe he'll leave. We're not going to like activate the sirens.
Speaker 2: We didn't call the police yet. We were just like,
Speaker 2: he's probably just looking for a place to sit. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so we were like, Okay, I guess you can chill here.
Speaker 2: He was chilling there for like probably an hour, and
Speaker 2: then he starts like checking door knobs, checking windows, like
Speaker 2: seeing inside. Thankfully all the doors were locked.
Speaker 1: But when I get bored in a new hotel room
Speaker 1: and I wonder if that one connecting door is left
Speaker 1: unlocked everything.
Speaker 2: So I got gotta go. I'll have to check because
Speaker 2: it's like two free rooms. Like it's a free room.
Speaker 2: If you just want to know someone, one day, it'll
Speaker 2: one day it'll happen. And you know how I say,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna win the lottery, Like maybe that's my lottery win.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, maybe your lottery hasn't even been like
Speaker 1: financial this whole time.
Speaker 2: I know, what if it's love, what if it's a
Speaker 2: free hotel room. We haven't even considered These things he
Speaker 2: never considering.
Speaker 1: Are being a part of the lottery that have never
Speaker 1: been a part of the lawn before.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I get to go mine. So anyways, he
Speaker 2: starts peeping in the windows, so we're like, okay, maybe
Speaker 2: we sound the alarms because like he's actually trying to
Speaker 2: break into the house. So he sets off all the
Speaker 2: alarms outside and I've never seen a human move slower
Speaker 2: in my life. He did not give a fuck. He
Speaker 2: was like, girl, fuck y'all, Like fuck this ship. He
Speaker 2: like went back to where he was sitting, grabbed his
Speaker 2: crack pipe, grabbed his black and mild, and then just
Speaker 2: like walked down the stairs. And it was that was that,
Speaker 2: Or so we thought. We got home and checked the
Speaker 2: backyard and realized he left all his stuff there, and
Speaker 2: my knee jerk reaction was like, oh, he's gonna come
Speaker 2: back for this ship. So there's a photo.
Speaker 1: Sit there, and he was like, they have to get
Speaker 1: these loud noises figured the funk out and.
Speaker 2: Then literally and so I put trash bags on my
Speaker 2: hands because there were no gloves, and picked up all
Speaker 2: his goods and put them in the front of the
Speaker 2: house because I was like, I'm not throwing this shit
Speaker 2: in a trash can, like that's so mean. I'm like,
Speaker 2: he's gonna come back for this, So we put it
Speaker 2: in the front of the house. We did, however, throw
Speaker 2: the weapons in the garbage can because we were like, uh,
Speaker 2: I don't want him to have like weapons, like this
Speaker 2: seems crazy. Anyways, ships in front of the house. We're
Speaker 2: just like chilling there. We're playing a Mexican train.
Speaker 1: Trying to that there's impending doom.
Speaker 2: AKA yes, by the way, Grey gardens on in the background.
Speaker 2: It's a fucking vibe.
Speaker 1: If he hears little Edie.
Speaker 2: And he's like, we caught a fucking vibe, let me
Speaker 2: tell you that much. But so we're chilling there and
Speaker 2: our phones just like aren't on our person, and we
Speaker 2: finally get to our phones and there's like twenty four notifications.
Speaker 2: He's fucking back. He came back and ran to the backyard,
Speaker 2: grabbed or went to the backyard looking for his ship.
Speaker 2: Didn't find his ship. Was like bitch, I'm gonna post
Speaker 2: up here for another hour. So we were inside with him,
Speaker 2: just kiking outside like literally smoking meth by the way
Speaker 2: their crack or whatever the fuck. And then we liked him.
Speaker 1: It's like, how do you know?
Speaker 2: Unless I guess, how do you know? But then he
Speaker 2: runs back down to the front yard shortly after and
Speaker 2: finds all his stuff, and then we thought, oh, maybe
Speaker 2: that's the end of it. Bitch, it wasn't. He came
Speaker 2: back at fucking four a m. And we woke up
Speaker 2: to him sleeping there. He was just sleeping there like
Speaker 2: literally like my room.
Speaker 1: He was staying there to like as protection and like
Speaker 1: to console this note as.
Speaker 2: A gay guy, the protection controlling the straight guy. Like,
Speaker 2: let's talk about that, Kai, that's me to you.
Speaker 3: I know you do control me?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I mean protect. I'm in protect the
Speaker 2: gay guy, protecting the contol Yeah.
Speaker 1: He said control.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good to know. So I do control gay guys, Like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I do control gay guys, yeah, and straight guys. But anyways,
Speaker 2: I was there to protect him and no, literally that
Speaker 2: was the vibe. And then we were like, Okay, he's
Speaker 2: like sleeping like ten feet away, like we're gonna let
Speaker 2: him sleep in, So we let him sleep in, and.
Speaker 1: Then saying, the homeless man who found his favorite smoke spot.
Speaker 2: Us a late check out exactly like he got I
Speaker 2: mean literally it was eleven he slept from by the way,
Speaker 2: he slept for twelve hours. He needed that, Yeah, he
Speaker 2: needed that. And then he starts trying to break in again.
Speaker 2: So eventually we're like, okay, I think we have to
Speaker 2: call the police. Like he's come back now three times,
Speaker 2: like trying to come in, Yes, trying to come in,
Speaker 2: and so cops get there, they usher him out and
Speaker 2: they're like if you come back, like we're going to
Speaker 2: arrest you. We're like monitoring the area. Bitch. He came back.
Speaker 2: He came back. We called the police back and they
Speaker 2: were like, well, is he there and we were like no,
Speaker 2: and they were like, then what do you want us
Speaker 2: to do? And so he's just now.
Speaker 1: So fucking real. Yeah, that's like the most police answer
Speaker 1: ever exactly what is someone dead? Okay, then what do
Speaker 1: you want me?
Speaker 2: Especially in a major city. It was shocking how long
Speaker 2: it took them to get there, Like we were on
Speaker 2: hold for thirty five minutes, and then it took them
Speaker 2: another hour to get there, like, well, we called them
Speaker 2: once and they were like okay, like what do you
Speaker 2: want us to do? And then like he started breaking
Speaker 2: in or trying to break in, and they were like, well,
Speaker 2: does he have a weapon, And we were like that.
Speaker 1: Somebody literally ineborated on crack who already feels like this
Speaker 1: is his home. The only thing that separates my body
Speaker 1: from his is a glass pane. I want you, I
Speaker 1: want you to come and be like, hey, so not
Speaker 1: only a smoking crack illegal, but like maybe you don't
Speaker 1: do it in someone's back yard.
Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, the cops did not give a
Speaker 2: fuck about the crack. They pointed to the crack pipe
Speaker 2: and they were like, oh, is that yours too, and
Speaker 2: he was like yeah, and he just picked it up
Speaker 2: and walked away like they did not care at all.
Speaker 2: I think, which I'm like, period, I want to live
Speaker 2: in a like a state like that, like where I
Speaker 2: can do whatever I want.
Speaker 1: We are only like that because police are evil and
Speaker 1: they also do crack like a lot. I'm not kidding
Speaker 1: the amount of like body cam footage and there are
Speaker 1: of police doing the drugs. They do confiscate like most
Speaker 1: police officers are just fucking crackheads. On top of being
Speaker 1: a bad person, you're a fucking.
Speaker 3: Cracking timberd And it's trunk.
Speaker 2: Justin Timberlake being on poppers. Like, I don't think that's
Speaker 2: like talked about. We never really talked about my Hello
Speaker 2: Kitty hot topic collab on here.
Speaker 1: It was Sanrio.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Sanrio.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I did a Sanrio hot topic collab and posted it
Speaker 2: on TikTok. I had to get the bag. I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: Like I literally have to pay rent, Like I'm sorry, and.
Speaker 1: Sam, I mean I was excited watching it because I
Speaker 1: love a good hole.
Speaker 2: Yeah it was. It was actually really fun to make.
Speaker 2: But I was also just like exhausted and humiliated because
Speaker 2: the same night, like we had to do a live show.
Speaker 2: So I was like, oh and we did something that morning.
Speaker 2: We were like doing shit all morning. I mean we
Speaker 2: were prepping for the live show. Then, like I had
Speaker 2: to drive all the way downtown. But I was with
Speaker 2: my mom, which was really cute because she like when
Speaker 2: she like sees me working, she's like, wow, like I
Speaker 2: did that, Like I made that and and she did
Speaker 2: and she did. But anyways, I think the home Invasion
Speaker 2: saga might be over because he hasn't returned. But however,
Speaker 2: he did go into the trash can and take his
Speaker 2: weapons out at some point, so he did fetch the
Speaker 2: bolt cutters. He did pull a fio and a apple
Speaker 2: and fetch the bolt cutters. Oh but I did also
Speaker 2: go through his belonging with the glove trash bags and
Speaker 2: no literally no like actually but no, I went through
Speaker 2: his bags and it was wild what I saw in there.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: I actually don't even think I can say it on here.
Speaker 2: I'll tell I'll tell y'all after like it was. It
Speaker 2: was really crazy.
Speaker 3: And I touched it.
Speaker 2: Oh well, yes, well I had to have sex with
Speaker 2: him to get him off the property, but I didn't
Speaker 2: want to talk about that.
Speaker 3: You actually ran after him and had sex with him
Speaker 3: on the way out, just to make sure it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, like, I'll bounce on it now
Speaker 2: and then bounce on it later.
Speaker 1: Hey, I just remember me the story I was telling
Speaker 1: you about me at Sephora like yesterday. Oh yeah, so
Speaker 1: I was saying to Drew, I am so happy like
Speaker 1: the days I decide I'm back. I'm back to taking
Speaker 1: my vibe in at least twice a week, because damn,
Speaker 1: I just don't work. My brand can't work without it.
Speaker 1: But I was saying to you, I'm so fucking happy
Speaker 1: I did not take one yesterday before this encounter, because
Speaker 1: I was at Saphore early in the morning, like just
Speaker 1: reupping on all my shit, and I was just like
Speaker 1: browsing around. I didn't have headphones on or anything. I
Speaker 1: was just like in their dolo and.
Speaker 2: I Addison Ray. Yeah, because you didn't have head phones on,
Speaker 2: so you're not Addison Ray.
Speaker 1: So I'm in there and I'm I'm like crouching down
Speaker 1: into the left of me, is this older woman who
Speaker 1: must have been I'm assuming like in her early to
Speaker 1: mid sixties, and then what could have been older than
Speaker 1: say seven, Yeah, she's probably six seven. You weren't even
Speaker 1: also doing it.
Speaker 2: You were like, well, yeah, this is like the gateway.
Speaker 1: It's like evoguing, like m hm oh.
Speaker 2: Wait, yeah, let's actually have that conversation six seven and
Speaker 2: being appropriated from ballroom culture. We're not having that conversation.
Speaker 2: Everything stems back to ballroom though, and ironically, I mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everything subs back to ballroom in black culture, like
Speaker 1: e everything. But what was I saying what I'm about
Speaker 1: to say, does not though it's actually it's quite the
Speaker 1: complete opposite. And then there's this eleven twelve year old
Speaker 1: right next to me, and I like kind of can
Speaker 1: just tell the vibe is ten. So I'm being a
Speaker 1: bit of a monitoring spirit.
Speaker 2: Boy or girl?
Speaker 1: Huh?
Speaker 2: Boy or girl?
Speaker 1: Is a girl?
Speaker 2: I was about to say a boy and Sephora like, absolutely, yeah,
Speaker 2: makeup is for girls.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I won't.
Speaker 1: I won't even let my boy have a pink crant.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ask me for a barbie. You're getting thrown off
Speaker 2: the We have to remember.
Speaker 1: Don't give your kids paint red and white together because
Speaker 1: they can accidentally blend and then make pink, and that would.
Speaker 2: You have to be careful.
Speaker 1: And then they're gonna start thinking about transitions. It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: look how easily things can flow. That's how they get
Speaker 1: your kids, That's how they get them. It's remembered that
Speaker 1: the fucking shit himself dementia president said that people were
Speaker 1: getting free birth like.
Speaker 2: Oh the aliens they were giving they were getting transgender
Speaker 2: surgeries to aliens, is like basically his quote.
Speaker 1: Like that is the craziest thing ever. Okay, so like
Speaker 1: they're going back and forth. Mind you this girl has
Speaker 1: also a bunch of shopping bags, so they've got it
Speaker 1: like that, and she can tell and she doesn't give
Speaker 1: a fuck about anything in her life, like because she's
Speaker 1: also eleven and twelve years old, and like I'm trying
Speaker 1: to remember exactly where I picked up. But she's kind
Speaker 1: of look, I know, she's looking for like a lipstick
Speaker 1: or something. She's looking for a specific lipstick and her
Speaker 1: grandma is like, oh, well, do you remember the brand?
Speaker 1: And she's like if I remember the brand, do you
Speaker 1: think I would be like confused right now?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: And she's like that tone, that response, it's back to
Speaker 1: her grandma. Everything the grandma says, the Grandma's like, not
Speaker 1: pushing it. And then I did have a woke moment
Speaker 1: where I was like, you know what, I don't know
Speaker 1: what these people's lives are like back home. She might
Speaker 1: be gang beat the fuck up or something by these
Speaker 1: fucking adults. Like who fucking knows. Maybe she has a
Speaker 1: right to this attitude. But the longer it went on,
Speaker 1: I couldn't help but feel like, no, this is a
Speaker 1: piece of shit, child, Look like this is just like
Speaker 1: a bad egg, no offense, God bless the thing. And
Speaker 1: I hope it changes, but I don't foresee that. And
Speaker 1: she kept being like that to her grandma, and at
Speaker 1: one point she finds a lipstick she wants to try,
Speaker 1: and her grandma's like, oh, yeah, that's a pretty color.
Speaker 1: You should try it on, and she's like, how am
Speaker 1: I supposed to see what it looks like on me? How? How?
Speaker 1: And then there's a mirror right next to her, and
Speaker 1: there's another adult woman like looking in the mirror, and
Speaker 1: she's next like this girl obviously saying this with the
Speaker 1: hope that this older woman will move from that mirror,
Speaker 1: and or the grandma will be like, oh, excuse me,
Speaker 1: can I like whatever the fuck use this mirror, And
Speaker 1: that does not happen, and she's just like, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna stand here. I'm just gonna stand here
Speaker 1: with this lipstick then, and like it's the most I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, I guess I understand why
Speaker 1: old farts write kids to like Braddy teens to be
Speaker 1: like that, because I'm like, I guess they do exist.
Speaker 2: They do, especially like all the people writing have wealth, so.
Speaker 1: Like with that kind of like evilness, I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, rotten children, Hey, you are what you eat. I
Speaker 2: don't want you spoiled rotten children.
Speaker 5: A girl I was friends who have in middle school
Speaker 5: hit her mom in front of me.
Speaker 2: Hit her mom and.
Speaker 5: I yes, on her birthday because she didn't her mom
Speaker 5: didn't get her the right Michael cors.
Speaker 1: Watch that she wanted, and she fucking closed fist hit
Speaker 1: her mom and I was like, what the fuck, Like
Speaker 1: they're out there. Yeah, that's the scariest part is those
Speaker 1: people walk amongst us and they just keep that to
Speaker 1: their chest, And like the weirdest part is like, that's
Speaker 1: not somebody who thinks anything is wrong with that behavior,
Speaker 1: because she's doing it in broad daylight on a fucking
Speaker 1: two day morning in Sephora at so it's packed. It
Speaker 1: might be a Tuesday morning, but it's packed, and Michael
Speaker 1: Bublay is playing everywhere, So like she should have some
Speaker 1: sort of peace in her heart at this moment and
Speaker 1: she just doesn't. So she's being like that. And then
Speaker 1: at one point her grandma starts walking around and looking
Speaker 1: for mirrors and I'm like crouched at one of the
Speaker 1: side section's looking at stuff, and her body gets kind
Speaker 1: of close to me, and I just like kind of
Speaker 1: scooted to the side because I'm like, the closer this
Speaker 1: gets in, the more I hear of it, I feel
Speaker 1: like I can like feel my own voice, like I'm like, STOPNYA,
Speaker 1: don't say like I'm like, literally, just don't don't intervene.
Speaker 1: This is not your business.
Speaker 2: I want it so bad.
Speaker 1: If I was on a byvand I would have done
Speaker 1: exactly what I was thinking, which was the lack oft
Speaker 1: response and the most like Hillary duff Hey like coming
Speaker 1: out of the like like, hey, you know that word
Speaker 1: has a lot of meaning, right like literally At one
Speaker 1: point finally her her like grandma goes to find a
Speaker 1: compact to be or goes to a justifer and she's like,
Speaker 1: oh great, now it's pointed at my feet like she
Speaker 1: said that, and it took everything in me. I wanted
Speaker 1: to turn and go, hey, just so you know, the
Speaker 1: people around you die, and they might die sooner than
Speaker 1: you even realize they will die. I didn't say anything
Speaker 1: because one, I don't think that little girl, that little
Speaker 1: girl has never been spoken to in a stern way
Speaker 1: in her life, and you can tell and people like
Speaker 1: that when they are actually spoken to with discernment in
Speaker 1: a stern tone, they genuinely collapse within themselves, Like all
Speaker 1: the people you think are powerful and scary are so
Speaker 1: fucking pussy footed behind closed doors, because all it takes
Speaker 1: is a louder voice and like a certain tone for
Speaker 1: people to just be tricked into thinking your power.
Speaker 3: I get at we know, I like getting yelled at whatever.
Speaker 2: Yell at him, But what about by gay men, I
Speaker 2: mean smile.
Speaker 1: He was doing a bit to like, wait, joy just
Speaker 1: jumped in his heart.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know I'm obsessed, but sorry to continue your story.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I really wanted to tell her that life
Speaker 1: is ever changing and that people die, and that she
Speaker 1: might die tomorrow.
Speaker 2: And I think I think a lot of people would
Speaker 2: benefit from like a sibling or a parent dying in
Speaker 2: their life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it is. It's it's fucked up, but like
Speaker 1: I mean, look, we're it.
Speaker 2: Is.
Speaker 1: It is so fucked up. But like I mean, that's
Speaker 1: I think what makes grief so intense and so hard
Speaker 1: to navigate because it is such a monumental thing that
Speaker 1: like affects every single waking moment of your life without
Speaker 1: you realizing it, because your whole attitude of everything changes.
Speaker 1: Because I mean, death is the one thing that it's like,
Speaker 1: it's not It's like the closest to a conspiracy theory
Speaker 1: with real results in front of you, because like we
Speaker 1: have conspiracies of what happened after and like then we're
Speaker 1: left with this like void of like, oh, this thing
Speaker 1: that was physically here is no longer here.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's crazy that we're all gonna die.
Speaker 2: Immortality is crazy. Hardly touched your peanut butter cup, mister
Speaker 2: beast collab water?
Speaker 3: Can we see?
Speaker 1: Is this going to be public?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Blurred? I don't care. All right, Here we go taste tests.
Speaker 2: It's so good.
Speaker 3: First of all, you get hit with the smell before
Speaker 3: you get the taste and the smells. The smell, the
Speaker 3: smell is good. That tastes it literally just tastes like
Speaker 3: somebody left a Reese's cut, like at the bottom of this.
Speaker 2: It tastes like a protein bar.
Speaker 1: It's like a healthy.
Speaker 3: It's actually kind of good. It's actually kind of good.
Speaker 1: A man who's no, no, no, no, recognize what this is.
Speaker 1: Man who's been restricting himself from sweets. I've been there,
Speaker 1: Like I've been there. I've been there.
Speaker 2: Like, Wow, this apple slice, this apple slice with cottage.
Speaker 3: She's tastes putting this in front of a kido person,
Speaker 3: They're gonna go fucking crazy. Yeah, this tastes really good.
Speaker 3: It really tastes you want you just know I'm gonna
Speaker 3: throw it. But it tastes like when you eat asas
Speaker 3: and then you drink water right after.
Speaker 1: Fall asleep for like a brief thirty minute nap where
Speaker 1: your mouth was actually closed the whole time, and then
Speaker 1: when you that's what you said.
Speaker 2: So asleep with chocolate in her pocket she does.
Speaker 3: She has.
Speaker 2: There's chocolate stains all over every couch we get because
Speaker 2: she puts chocolate in her pocket and.
Speaker 1: I puts and stuff in my pocket, which is.
Speaker 2: And I like experienced like the joys of what it
Speaker 2: can bring. Like I reached in the in pocket when
Speaker 2: we're in bed and I grab a chip and it's
Speaker 2: like really nice. But she falls asleep.
Speaker 1: He's always like, go, do you have more?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I'm like, well and I just might she might,
Speaker 2: but yeah, there's like chocolate stains all over everything because
Speaker 2: she falls.
Speaker 1: I just can't stop putting stuff in my pants. No,
Speaker 1: it is. Actually I don't do it as much anymore,
Speaker 1: specifically with chocolate items because I had to well, okay,
Speaker 1: talking about was it even chocolate in my pockets. It
Speaker 1: was when I first started playing a bunch of Fortnite.
Speaker 1: I would like get a bunch and like put them
Speaker 1: right here so that while I'm playing, I could like
Speaker 1: grab them, and then I would obviously object permanent issues.
Speaker 1: Very quickly. I would forget the fact that I had
Speaker 1: all of these chocolate almonds here because I was playing
Speaker 1: a game, and then I'd be like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: oh my god, and like get like reposition. And then
Speaker 1: I sit like this for like three rounds of games,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh my god, i haven't had a
Speaker 1: chocolate almond in so long. And then I'm like, wait,
Speaker 1: where are they? And it looks like I ship.
Speaker 2: All over the cap She stood one time like without
Speaker 2: knowing yet, and me and Joe Saiah was like, we
Speaker 2: were like, did Enya just ship herself on the couch
Speaker 2: because it was really it was gnar really yeah.
Speaker 1: And it always, I mean, it makes sense physics, like
Speaker 1: it'll go down and then into the crevice, the crevis
Speaker 1: being my butt.
Speaker 2: Do you want to talk about club poop for a second.
Speaker 4: I feel like Ian's gonna be so mad if I
Speaker 4: talk about But I can like just do a brief. Yeah,
Speaker 4: my friend Ian and I every night before bed we
Speaker 4: play this game where I will.
Speaker 6: Call him and one of us will act like the
Speaker 6: bouncer to club Poop, and then the other person will
Speaker 6: act like someone like from kind of like the cast
Speaker 6: of Poop and Bathroom, like trying to get into club
Speaker 6: Poop and the bouncers are really stressed.
Speaker 2: And everyone everyone like I.
Speaker 3: That is genuinely one of the funniest things I've ever
Speaker 3: heard of, right, poo, That's exactly the type of shit
Speaker 3: that I like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone's like, no, I saw I was like dming
Speaker 1: the p last night.
Speaker 2: Everyone was like every everyone, and did you get Derny
Speaker 2: tampon dancing on the table.
Speaker 1: I've never dealt with trying to get her in.
Speaker 2: It was one time back.
Speaker 1: Matt tried to get into Club Poop and it was
Speaker 1: so hard. No, that's a fucking you have no business
Speaker 1: fucking being in here. There's not even tiles in this diary, right,
Speaker 1: Oh we all know diarrhea? Yeah, right, always, Now that
Speaker 1: y'all can introduce what's it called Cisarelli. What's the Schaperelli disease?
Speaker 2: Oh, Schiaparelli disease. That's all I know that's what the
Speaker 2: that's what's we're not.
Speaker 1: Getting analysis or something.
Speaker 2: Sure, psychosomatic cyclo sperm sperma.
Speaker 1: But yeah, y'all can add that. Because I know him.
Speaker 2: That he's a problematic.
Speaker 3: He's canceled.
Speaker 2: Well that's why I'm going, Oh, then me and Kret
Speaker 2: because he's canceled, he's canceled, he has allegations.
Speaker 3: We're not pulling up to that.
Speaker 1: You're not going to summary from the artist or what wait,
Speaker 1: because he's that he's had yah sort amount of time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I was just about saying he has touched a
Speaker 1: lot of lives, like really quickly.
Speaker 3: I wanted to talk about something at a topic really
Speaker 3: quick that I wanted to talk about. I got hit on.
Speaker 2: Ooh yeah, I was girl or guy.
Speaker 3: By a beautiful woman.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: I was at Costco and I was walking by the
Speaker 3: frozen fruit section and this girl is like, do you like, Oh,
Speaker 3: I have I have some like extra do you want it?
Speaker 3: And she had like a bunch of little cups of
Speaker 3: the fruit and was like really adamant about me having
Speaker 3: the fruit. And I was like, leave me alone, Like
Speaker 3: I'm not interested. You're beautiful, but I'm not interested. And
Speaker 3: she would not. She was like, here you can try sample,
Speaker 3: like there's all these things here, and.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, kayak can she works there? Probably
Speaker 1: is like they're trying to push that brand of like
Speaker 1: frozen fruit.
Speaker 3: No I think she no, I don't think.
Speaker 1: They're probably pushing the Kirkland brand.
Speaker 3: Who she might just did say Cokland, that's an employee.
Speaker 3: Oh okay.
Speaker 1: And I don't think she was hitting on you. I
Speaker 1: think that's like what they have to do to like
Speaker 1: customers and be nice.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, all right, what do.
Speaker 1: You want to talk Sorry for you though, I was, well,
Speaker 1: thank you.
Speaker 3: What do you guys want to talk about?
Speaker 2: Well, I almost got shot by a taser.
Speaker 1: I almost got shot by You've got.
Speaker 2: Me so bad for their first half.
Speaker 1: I literally like I was like, oh my god, are
Speaker 1: we about to hear about like a great generational poll
Speaker 1: on kaisand and.
Speaker 3: Maybe no, Well, kuy does get hit on every once
Speaker 3: in a while. I get hit on.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you probably get hit on more often than
Speaker 1: you realize it. And you just don't like.
Speaker 3: Yeah because I'm dumb. I'm like a himbo. He's got
Speaker 3: a big strong stop seriously, stop stop Okay, well you
Speaker 3: do have huge biasets and it's crazy, it's fucking insane.
Speaker 3: But what were you saying.
Speaker 2: You, Oh, no, I got shot by a taser.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was saying. I was talking about how he's
Speaker 1: been playing around. Him and his friends think it's funny
Speaker 1: to buy weapons and point it at each other and
Speaker 1: be like, no, no, no, there's a bunch of gay
Speaker 1: guys hanging out.
Speaker 2: No literally, that's literally what it was, a bunch of
Speaker 2: gay guys hanging with one of the one of them
Speaker 2: was like, oh, do you want to see my taser?
Speaker 2: And I was like, yes, I want to see your taser?
Speaker 2: Like what I thought it was like the one where
Speaker 2: it's like like you poke someone with it. No, it
Speaker 2: was a stun gun like shoots like and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is so sick. Well he pulls it out of
Speaker 2: the case and is like waving it around, and I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 2: obviously this gig guy has not been taught gun safety
Speaker 2: because like it was pointed directly at me for like
Speaker 2: multi yes, like sassy shooter, like ye.
Speaker 1: Like it's a money gun. By the way, concert.
Speaker 2: By the way, taser in nightstand next to bed, next
Speaker 2: to poppers, Loube not even kidding. Yeah, it was one
Speaker 2: of the greatest things.
Speaker 1: I've never know which one you're gonna have to pull out?
Speaker 2: I mean, and I like electricity play.
Speaker 1: Watching both of the needles stabbing both of your nipples, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: eh or either someone has definitely put those needles into
Speaker 1: like nipple rings, and like shocked.
Speaker 2: I wish my nipples were sensitive. I'm so jealous of
Speaker 2: people with sensitive nipples.
Speaker 1: Like it's so annoying, but just get buy some nerves, babes.
Speaker 2: Buy some nerves.
Speaker 1: Yeah they're gonna have that soon.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But anyways, like waving it around like whatever, and then
Speaker 2: I'm like, is that thing like loaded? He's like no, no,
Speaker 2: it's not loaded. And it loaded and I was like,
Speaker 2: you're gonna unload it all over me and he was
Speaker 2: like yeah, I can, but no.
Speaker 3: He this is how many fucking episodes arely on, Like
Speaker 3: our brains are so cooked from doing that's for two
Speaker 3: hundred and sixty one hours.
Speaker 2: But he uh is like pointing it at the door
Speaker 2: now and I'm like, okay, thank god, it's not like
Speaker 2: aimed at me more. And he turns on the light
Speaker 2: on it and like he was like oh, I want
Speaker 2: to show you the laser. And I'm like, okay, but
Speaker 2: it is the safety on. And as I'm asking if
Speaker 2: the safety is on, he pulls the fucking trigger, shoots
Speaker 2: the taser across the room. Smells like a firework went off,
Speaker 2: by the way, confetti is inside of the God. Yes,
Speaker 2: it shoots the prongs. Shoots the prongs like an inch
Speaker 2: into the door, and like when I went to like
Speaker 2: pull them out, it took like so much force and
Speaker 2: I'm like, holy shit, that goes into people's skin. I
Speaker 2: was like haunted, like I have pictures, but yeah, it
Speaker 2: was it was wild. I was almost killed loaded taser.
Speaker 2: Pointed out by that they're expensive as fuck, but you
Speaker 2: can buy him online like they're official.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's lit. I guess if somebody had broken
Speaker 1: into my house, be nice to have.
Speaker 2: Wait, did anybody look at the comments when I showed
Speaker 2: picture of Mavericks.
Speaker 1: Oh, I actually did, a lot of people didn't know.
Speaker 1: But then every now and then it'd be like like
Speaker 1: a person who didn't know.
Speaker 2: But fuck.
Speaker 1: I do have a note that says I always look
Speaker 1: back at a relationship and wish I owned a powerwasher.
Speaker 1: And I had that thought because I've been really wanting
Speaker 1: a powerwasher, and then I was thinking about how dangerous
Speaker 1: they are and how up until like a year ago,
Speaker 1: I didn't know they were that dangerous. And then I
Speaker 1: think about all the times I could have been in
Speaker 1: an argument with an X and been in the middle
Speaker 1: of power washing something and then just like without knowing,
Speaker 1: have like whacked their leg with it, and like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I would have shed some skin.
Speaker 3: But yeah, that can like cut into your bone.
Speaker 1: Well now I know that, but that's what I'm saying now.
Speaker 1: Upon reflection, I wish I had a power washer, me
Speaker 1: and mad because I would have used it.
Speaker 2: Me and Maddeline would like shoot each other. I'm not
Speaker 2: even kidding. We would like have like mark about white. Yeah, no, literally,
Speaker 2: it really is that like behavior.
Speaker 1: Adjusted your glasses.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, do I look handsome today?
Speaker 1: Yeah? You really do. I actually think you look very
Speaker 1: like late eighties.
Speaker 3: Wow. Maybe my note is your hair looks really good today?
Speaker 2: Is it up and out of my forehead? It's like
Speaker 2: you have bands, but it looks it looks really good.
Speaker 2: I've been trying to style it like out of my
Speaker 2: forehead lately.
Speaker 3: I see it's a little bit swept to the side. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you look like a Kennedy. You giving Kennedy.
Speaker 1: That's like late eighties Jackie girl, a girl like me.
Speaker 1: I don't have to get right to the point, like
Speaker 1: if y'all are smart when I said late eighties, you
Speaker 1: would have immediately known that was the gag. I didn't
Speaker 1: have to come out and say like, oh, you're.
Speaker 2: Gonna, you're gonna.
Speaker 1: Guys, we're a little slow, like say you watch Love Story.
Speaker 1: I get it, y'all watch Love Story.
Speaker 3: Host this podcast with two himbos. I don't know what
Speaker 3: to tell.
Speaker 1: You, y'all. The thing is, y'all actually think too much
Speaker 1: in an obnoxious way. So I would argue that you're
Speaker 1: both the opposite of a himbo.
Speaker 3: Take that back, take that y'all are.
Speaker 1: Y'all are the most living in your minds and not
Speaker 1: your body as people I ever met.
Speaker 2: My goddamn one, say that, don't say And you know.
Speaker 1: What, Sometimes y'all let loosen free and I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: look at look at him in his body.
Speaker 2: I'm disconnected. I'm really disconnected from okay.
Speaker 1: Because like a lot of times, I am a mind
Speaker 1: and not a body.
Speaker 3: But do you think the guy that did one guy
Speaker 3: one jar was in his body. When do you film that?
Speaker 1: Dude? No, that was mine.
Speaker 2: That's that's a fun game.
Speaker 3: That's a very interesting game to play.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my body and spirit activated like he was. He
Speaker 2: was fully in tune with the universe when he did that,
Speaker 2: Like the universe was whispering to him, like, you're going
Speaker 2: to be a star, like if you do this, And.
Speaker 3: What's the difference between that?
Speaker 4: And seriously, how was that video presented to you in
Speaker 4: your life?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: I think I.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you come tell, come tell, come tell.
Speaker 3: You need to spell. It's time to spell about one
Speaker 3: guy one jar.
Speaker 5: It was presented to me shoved in my face walking
Speaker 5: down the hallway in high school. My friend Sydney helped
Speaker 5: me buy my neck. It made me watch the whole thing.
Speaker 2: My god, God, that would literally I think I would
Speaker 2: scream were you like were you just in silence?
Speaker 5: But also it was like during the era of time, yeah,
Speaker 5: where it was like iss beheading, Yeah, in full swing.
Speaker 1: But it's so bad.
Speaker 2: Yes, I was not to say do you all remember
Speaker 2: her name?
Speaker 1: Obviously I've been on her Facebook. Who wanted to be
Speaker 1: here for Halloween.
Speaker 2: Last And I think I might be here this year?
Speaker 2: Like I think that's like Yeah, that photo is so
Speaker 2: and also the fact.
Speaker 5: That she's the song that's playing. I don't remember, it's
Speaker 5: two and two.
Speaker 2: Prophetic.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, even about the guy with the
Speaker 1: jar up is, but I would argue that is.
Speaker 3: Playing in that video too. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2: I was like, this is crazy, it's so happy.
Speaker 1: Both of those videos, if framed right and put together
Speaker 1: in a gallery correctly, could be great pieces.
Speaker 2: I've been talking about this lately, like.
Speaker 1: There are so many moments on the Internet like that,
Speaker 1: especially like pre this era, where I'm like, that is
Speaker 1: nothing but performance art.
Speaker 2: Because why is the box in New York?
Speaker 1: What are you going to games?
Speaker 2: So they give birth to like gummy bears out of
Speaker 2: the vaginas and then eat on box. Yeah, it sounds
Speaker 2: like something they do there.
Speaker 3: Okay, they put like rats in their Okay.
Speaker 2: See, I've been talking about this though, like context like
Speaker 2: can completely change something, Like just putting it like you're
Speaker 2: saying in the right context, like is really major. It's
Speaker 2: like yeah, but like the jar video, I'm trying to
Speaker 2: remember how it was presented to me. I was like,
Speaker 2: I think I might have found it on my own
Speaker 2: on like what's that thing called like Gore Wheel, Yeah,
Speaker 2: like really really gave me. But what it's like the
Speaker 2: the Gauntlet Run the Gauntlet? Do you remember that?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah absolutely? And gore dot Com.
Speaker 1: I just found out all about these because of a
Speaker 1: video essay I watched. I was like, not a part
Speaker 1: of that side of the internet. I think I found
Speaker 1: it because I was like newer to like Twitter and shit.
Speaker 1: But I know I was in like six or seventh grade.
Speaker 1: I still like I might have been in like seventh
Speaker 1: or ade, but I know I was in middle school
Speaker 1: and I remember like seeing somebody mention it and I
Speaker 1: was like, what the fuck are they talking about? And
Speaker 1: I just looked it up and I like skimmed through
Speaker 1: and I just remember being so confused because I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know. Also, why did so many
Speaker 1: people watch this? I guess I'm one of them because
Speaker 1: it's great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just you can't look away.
Speaker 3: The way that I saw it was I took the
Speaker 3: SD card out of my camera, I popped into my
Speaker 3: computer and I watched the video that I just took back.
Speaker 2: Take one jar, guy, you don't know.
Speaker 1: It was so comfortably on a chair.
Speaker 3: It took a lot surgery it was he was unreal.
Speaker 3: Three days straight. They had to take a lot of
Speaker 3: things out of my bung hole. But here's the thing.
Speaker 2: Wait, so that's what you're always talking about, jerking off
Speaker 2: with poop and glass period. Also, yeah, yes, we're making
Speaker 2: connections so crazy that you never knew that.
Speaker 3: Yes, poop glass, this is crazy. This is actually unsand yeah.
Speaker 1: Poo, you don't have to say your name at the door.
Speaker 3: No, they let me in.
Speaker 2: They just let me glass. I know this is really major.
Speaker 3: They look on Yon Egg's face when I walked by
Speaker 3: them to walk into the.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this girl I went to school with
Speaker 1: sells boric acid and like yony eggs and stuff. I
Speaker 1: don't know if she can get into club poop. I
Speaker 1: think we would love her.
Speaker 2: I think she wants to pop up.
Speaker 1: I think she would love to she I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: she does like bottle girl stuff every now and then too,
Speaker 1: so maybe she could like get eggs. We'll see. Yes,
Speaker 1: I really want to be someone's bottle girl for their birthday.
Speaker 1: Like that to me sounds so fucking funny. Getting I
Speaker 1: don't know that I would like dress the part all
Speaker 1: the way, but I really would love nothing more than
Speaker 1: to hold a huge sign and like a like light
Speaker 1: up like firework thing and walk through like my tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's make that happen.
Speaker 1: I know, no, but I want the setting of like
Speaker 1: it's a hookah lounge or something and it's kind of
Speaker 1: like ran through and there do that tomorrow.
Speaker 2: I know, a hookah lounge like literally three days ago,
Speaker 2: I don't know. And he was like dead serious, thank
Speaker 2: you for.
Speaker 1: Joining you guys. If you notice that I have mismatching socks,
Speaker 1: let it just be known that that is a true
Speaker 1: example of how often I use my socks from Double Soul.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2: All I have these colourways are so fierce and comfy.
Speaker 1: True, and I are the face of their new campaign
Speaker 1: where the faces babe. So if you guys want to
Speaker 1: re up your socks, you should do.
Speaker 2: There's like five pretty color Can.
Speaker 3: You guys put your feet like way closer just just
Speaker 3: for the camera.
Speaker 2: You want to see our feet so bad? Bro?
Speaker 3: No, this is literally for the brand, can I just know?
Speaker 1: But like we don't even like they're not asking us
Speaker 1: to do that, so like that's not like why I
Speaker 1: think you want our food closer to the camera.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm just gonna say this, pop the socks off
Speaker 3: and just give me the socks and then I'll do
Speaker 3: it for you.
Speaker 2: Are you actually in the game too, I feel really
Speaker 2: really violated.
Speaker 1: Weird drew your toes, gripping.
Speaker 3: That Oh my god, here, I'll give you the sock.
Speaker 2: Seeing my feet and being like, no, put that back.
Speaker 3: The middle toe, gripping, white knuckling, the fucking boring trip
Speaker 3: put that bag.
Speaker 1: I could see that his middle toe is still.
Speaker 2: I'm really insecure about my feet. I have ugly feet,
Speaker 2: and should you.
Speaker 3: Do not have ugly feet.
Speaker 1: Feet? I guess you did have a poor Weekie feet rating.
Speaker 1: And then he, like Trump, rigged the voting. He played dirty,
Speaker 1: and he was forcing people to go out of their
Speaker 1: way and he was offering tesla's and stuff like a
Speaker 1: David Dobrick situation, except to go and vote on his
Speaker 1: wiki feet.
Speaker 2: And they did. And now I have a two point seven,
Speaker 2: I think, instead of a point three.
Speaker 1: I can't believe it.
Speaker 2: No, it was it was real, Like I'm not kidding,
Speaker 2: like I do have really ugly feet for the foot
Speaker 2: fetish community, but like I'm okay with that, Like I
Speaker 2: I don't have one myself. But when I interact with
Speaker 2: people with fetish. When I interact with people with foot fetishes,
Speaker 2: like I get, it's literally like having sensitive nipples. I
Speaker 2: am so jealous of that. It's literally like doing heroin
Speaker 2: your feet.
Speaker 3: That's like when I think about that, I'm like, that's
Speaker 3: almost like being able to see a color that doesn't exist. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't, I have no clue.
Speaker 2: Shrimp, Yeah, they can see the most color really, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that like the whitest spectrum of color. And they can punch.
Speaker 2: They're punches water so fast that they like break the
Speaker 2: sound barrier and create little bubbles.
Speaker 1: Well it's not even just that punch, it's their claws
Speaker 1: snaps so fast, and when something moves that fast underwater,
Speaker 1: it creates an air pubble because it evaporates the water
Speaker 1: around doesn't literally on some avatar ship and it becomes
Speaker 1: they essentially their hands are guns. Oh wait, the pistol shrimp.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm thinking of. Ye, I'm literally thinking about
Speaker 1: the pistol shrimp. That's what it's called.
Speaker 3: Has a gun in the studio. It's really making me uncomfortable,
Speaker 3: but you guys don't seem to care.
Speaker 1: So it was, but it's making us perform really well,
Speaker 1: and then it makes Joe Jackson.
Speaker 2: I mean to take a picture of that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I just found out last night that
Speaker 1: you could pay for GBT and like AI and stuff
Speaker 1: and I did not know that.
Speaker 2: And that is I was teaching her about deep seak
Speaker 2: last night.
Speaker 3: Oh that's good. The economic attack, Yeah, that's the bubble bursting.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 1: I just cannot believe it. I really cannot believe Ai.
Speaker 1: It's so funny when people are.
Speaker 2: When you didn't vrink GAYI where it's like a queen
Speaker 2: like talking to you, or it's like how many poppers
Speaker 2: do I drink? And it's like they don't drink poppers? Wait,
Speaker 2: maybe I should make that.
Speaker 1: And it's my voice and it's not Ai. It's like
Speaker 1: select answers. It's more like Zohar Canes like protests are happening,
Speaker 1: the Canes protests. Did you see the like Keita protests
Speaker 1: that happened at the new Raising Canes in Lack. I
Speaker 1: have to find it.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be impossible to find. We'll text Josiah and
Speaker 2: show you.
Speaker 3: Have you guys seen the Raising Canes ad? That's fully
Speaker 3: AI generated? No, No, it's I think you saw it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's one hundred percent generated, and like you can see
Speaker 3: in the back it's like Chuck Norris and he's fighting
Speaker 3: Swat Team guys and he's like throwing chicken tenders at them.
Speaker 3: But in the background you can see the door like
Speaker 3: moves and it's like so shitty. And I think that
Speaker 3: they did. I think that their only justification, which it's
Speaker 3: still not really justification, but it's because he's dead and
Speaker 3: they like posthumously did an ad with him and they're like,
Speaker 3: we can't do it without him.
Speaker 2: But weird as fuck. I know, I'm not really going
Speaker 2: to pay like a living person maybe yeah, to be
Speaker 2: Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris estate or just like cast
Speaker 2: like another personality. Yeah, unless he had like a contract
Speaker 2: in perpetuity. It really is giving that now it's like
Speaker 2: the universe.
Speaker 3: Soul has captured.
Speaker 2: But yeah, he's gonna live on forever. In Caine's ads, well,
Speaker 2: I promised i'd talk about this this episode in the
Speaker 2: last episode, but I got locked out of my hotel
Speaker 2: room in New York. Really it's really late, really late
Speaker 2: at night. It was after a night.
Speaker 1: Out, and I had his hotel room. It's his parents'
Speaker 1: hotel room.
Speaker 2: No, no, it was my hotel room.
Speaker 1: Oh oh oh, that's okay, okay, I just remembered how
Speaker 1: this story ended up going in my head. I thought
Speaker 1: it was so funny because I thought you were hitting
Speaker 1: their door all night.
Speaker 2: It was so I eventually did end up doing that
Speaker 2: and it didn't work, but my parents were staying in
Speaker 2: the same hotel as me. These key cards deactivate like
Speaker 2: so easy. It's like crazy if they like get anywhere
Speaker 2: near another credit card, which like, what's the point of
Speaker 2: it being key shaped if you can't put it in
Speaker 2: your fucking wallet? Like literally they deactivate? Yeah, card card shape. Well,
Speaker 2: I went out, had a fucking blast. I actually got
Speaker 2: like way more drunk than I expected to, And so
Speaker 2: I'm like stumbling class through the hotel. Mind you, I'm
Speaker 2: staying on like.
Speaker 1: Stumbling gay guy stumbling through hotel alone.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I'm literally locked out of my room
Speaker 2: and I don't know what to do because my name
Speaker 2: is an on the room because it's under my twin
Speaker 2: sister's name, who was also staying in the room. And
Speaker 2: I was banging on the door and they weren't hearing me,
Speaker 2: and I felt bad because it was four am. I
Speaker 2: don't even remember like the point of the story, Like
Speaker 2: what was so funny about it other than me just
Speaker 2: like getting locked up.
Speaker 1: Well, guys, he kept texting me and Dren trying to
Speaker 1: call or me and Josie and trying to call it,
Speaker 1: and he's like, guys, hope, I'm gonna throw up. I
Speaker 1: grew up in the hallway and we were like we
Speaker 1: just kept texting him, being like Drew, no, but we
Speaker 1: were like I don't know, like what are we supposed
Speaker 1: to do for you? And he was like, guys, seriously,
Speaker 1: how am I gonna get inside?
Speaker 2: And like I did start having a little pane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was like just freaking the fuck out and
Speaker 1: trying to get me and Josie to help him, but
Speaker 1: we were like, we literally can't help you. You're like
Speaker 1: drunkest shitt on like three am in New York.
Speaker 2: Oh soo. I was staying in Times Square, which is
Speaker 2: really crazy in a hotel that was under remodel, like
Speaker 2: it was being remodeled actively, so like the hallway was
Speaker 2: like the scariest thing I've ever dated.
Speaker 1: All the wallpaper has been stripped.
Speaker 2: Down and people weren't just like filtering in and out
Speaker 2: of rooms like people were living in rooms, so like
Speaker 2: I was in people's like front yards essentially, like bitching
Speaker 2: and moaning and banging on a door.
Speaker 1: They were like rolling around on the floor. Yeah I'm
Speaker 1: gonna throw up.
Speaker 2: And people had like little dogs that would like shit
Speaker 2: in the hallway and stuff, and it was just the
Speaker 2: hallways smelled like dog piss and ship by the way,
Speaker 2: dog shit cannot get in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like that face hurt is getting declined every single time.
Speaker 2: If it's a slow night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if it's a slow night, I mean, like anyone's up,
Speaker 1: first come, first surf.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I don't even remember the story.
Speaker 1: But I remember this story. Yeah, well I remember that
Speaker 1: I had a lot of hate to give the UK
Speaker 1: when I first went, because it was the worst time
Speaker 1: in my life. And I I like London now, so
Speaker 1: I lift my curse. I'm lifting the curse. It's been lifted.
Speaker 1: You will all be so happy.
Speaker 2: It'll be cursing Kevin Durant, you cursing London.
Speaker 1: Fuck. I wish I could curse people. I actually think
Speaker 1: I do. I genuinely think I do curse people, And
Speaker 1: like sometimes it's a hard it's like it's an ironically
Speaker 1: a hard weight to carry like knowing that my words
Speaker 1: are so powerful, and I accidentally just curse people all
Speaker 1: the time because some shit that comes out of my mouth.
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's so funny. And then it comes to
Speaker 1: frictition and I'm very scared and verys and obviously obviously
Speaker 1: I never meant for it.
Speaker 2: Obviously it's all sub conscious.
Speaker 1: It's just in my imagination that I.
Speaker 3: Just saw the taser picture.
Speaker 2: It's really.
Speaker 1: Is. Then he reloaded it and bent over and had
Speaker 1: his friend aim it directly at his nutsack, and it's.
Speaker 2: Really really good.
Speaker 3: Do you have photos of that that I couldn't.
Speaker 1: We can't start it because it went through each testival.
Speaker 2: I'm a nothing burger, nothing fries, nothing soda, zero zero zero,
Speaker 2: expining about it, nothing burger but sugar.
Speaker 1: Think about it's no sugar.
Speaker 2: There's no sugar. There's no sugar. It's kiddo.
Speaker 1: The nothing Burger is kiddo, bitch.
Speaker 2: The car dealership is blowing my ship up.
Speaker 1: My media of the week is actually, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I just realized I accidentally have started to watch a
Speaker 1: show that's part of the Big Bang Theory universe.
Speaker 2: Young Sheldon, no bitch. I love Young Sheldon.
Speaker 1: Bit I'm going down a weird path in my life,
Speaker 1: not not weird because you.
Speaker 2: Like Young Sheldon right, saying.
Speaker 1: You are so rude. I can't even defend myself. But
Speaker 1: I'm just back here.
Speaker 2: She said she liked it.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know. I know nothing of it. Drew
Speaker 1: loves Young Shelter.
Speaker 2: I really do Young Sheldon.
Speaker 1: It's literally called Stewart Feels to Save the Universe, but
Speaker 1: it's an HBO series and it actually is. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: I actually really like this. It's like funny, and I
Speaker 1: was like talking to somebody about it. I was like,
Speaker 1: I like it because it feels like just like average
Speaker 1: TV that's kind of pleavish, but a lot of the
Speaker 1: sentiments and ideas are actually like a bit heady and
Speaker 1: like it's just like an interesting take on like New
Speaker 1: Age Apocalypse, which I really like. It's just like a
Speaker 1: new insight to like comedy sci fi that I haven't
Speaker 1: seen yet. So I was like, oh, that's fun. And
Speaker 1: I was talking to our manager about it, Colin, and
Speaker 1: he was like, I'm pretty sure that's a big bang
Speaker 1: series show and I was like what, And.
Speaker 2: Then welcome to the Cinematic Universe.
Speaker 1: I know, I'm a part of the Marvel universe. And
Speaker 1: then I was saying to Colin. I was like, Colin,
Speaker 1: I you're a great manager, but where the fuck is
Speaker 1: my Marvel contract? Because like it's about time, like started
Speaker 1: VI in twenty thirteen, I'm thirteen years into the game.
Speaker 1: Where's my Marshals contract.
Speaker 2: Let's have these conversations.
Speaker 1: No, having a Marvel contract actually sounds like bitch, I
Speaker 1: would start doing meth and shit. Like you're kind of
Speaker 1: untouchable at that point. You're literally in the Marvel I mean.
Speaker 2: I think they all do low key. Yeah, a lot of.
Speaker 1: People will do a lot of things. A lot of
Speaker 1: people doing a lot of things.
Speaker 2: My media is Grey Gardens. I did not know that
Speaker 2: existed until three days ago.
Speaker 1: I think we've had conversations about it before.
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't think so, I because I watched
Speaker 2: it and it was all new to me and it's
Speaker 2: the most shocking.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's like a very girl centric thing. I think
Speaker 1: that might be it. It's like, really I feel like
Speaker 1: I've been fed like the like.
Speaker 2: Visual gay guys in my life like know about it too,
Speaker 2: and I just I guess I just you are straight
Speaker 2: well obviously, yeah, you know that better than.
Speaker 1: You didn't know about Grey Gardens. And you love basketball
Speaker 1: and I love.
Speaker 2: That box, but you, uh, grey gardens. It's great tap
Speaker 2: in and then by ballet.
Speaker 3: Drew's obsessed with Romulus with Olivia Rodrigo and I'm going to.
Speaker 1: Shut out Kai Kai was the plug I'm going to the.
Speaker 3: And I said that you're gay, so I think you
Speaker 3: can go to true.
Speaker 1: So annoying know, because he low key is straight and
Speaker 1: he's taking that.
Speaker 2: Ship cover, I'm gonna get close to.
Speaker 1: That's why I sleep in his bed every night, because
Speaker 1: he's like the kind of strake guy. He's like, well,
Speaker 1: if I don't fall asleep with a woman in my bed,
Speaker 1: I'm probably gonna in the middle of my sleep end
Speaker 1: up walking into a random person's house and like, final.
Speaker 2: Wait, why is that a problem?
Speaker 1: I guess my cover by like making me sleep.
Speaker 2: I'm almost like there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're almost ready to like let.
Speaker 3: Something come in, all right, guys, My media is roomant
Speaker 3: coat the album by eight hundred Cherries. And also the
Speaker 3: reason why I say this is if there's anyone that
Speaker 3: listens to the podcast that knows them and can put
Speaker 3: me in touch with them, please do so. Because I
Speaker 3: need to I need to do something with them.
Speaker 1: I don't know are they still making music because the
Speaker 1: albums that are out or like re release they've been
Speaker 1: out for that.
Speaker 3: Actually, Veronica emailed their label and they responded immediately.
Speaker 1: Oh, I wonder if it's like because there are a
Speaker 1: lot of artists like in eight hundred Terries even like,
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, for what.
Speaker 2: I think it's for, that's sick.
Speaker 3: I just want to put it in the film.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that would be so awesome for the
Speaker 1: montage of all the Oh not the Sundays. Maybe it's
Speaker 1: the Cranberry's, it's one of those. A lot of artists
Speaker 1: from that era have been re releasing their music, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, some of them are working on new stuff,
Speaker 1: but then some of them are just re releasing because
Speaker 1: like my Bloody Valentine kind of did that. They took
Speaker 1: off Loveless, it's all.
Speaker 3: They just remastered this album twenty twenty two.
Speaker 1: So okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 2: Would you say about Twink?
Speaker 3: Huh, twin Twink?
Speaker 2: Would you say about Twinks?
Speaker 3: I didn't even say the word twinks. You just heard that.
Speaker 3: Oh it's very weird, and you're very weird. All right, guys.
Speaker 3: Thank you guys so much for listening to emergency dot Com. Whoa,
Speaker 3: it's like ninety degrees in here, man.
Speaker 1: Come on, yeah, I know, it's really hot. I gotta
Speaker 1: get out. God,