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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode. Oh Alchemy, do this? I'm

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Speaker 1: your host. Kevin pollockys that Kevin Pollock. What's happen? Hey man,

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Speaker 1: it was a long time ago. Okay? Can I see her? That?

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Speaker 1: That monkey whispers my name in the stillness of summer nights? No,

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Speaker 1: not all summer nights, mostly the second Thursday in June

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Speaker 1: and in the last three Fridays and AUGUSTA. Let's meet

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Speaker 1: our alchemists show we know particular word. Please say hello

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Speaker 1: to Vanessla Ragling Veniche. I'm certain you've grown fond of

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Speaker 1: the nickname Veniche. I have what nicknames has your son

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Speaker 1: given you? Hot names? Include? Sure? Mom? Uh? He did

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Speaker 1: call me a rascal? Oh I like that? Yeah, he

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Speaker 1: told me he's He said, oh, my teacher is so great.

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Speaker 1: She she's not like your mom. She's really nice. And

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Speaker 1: I was like, what I said, Oliver, you don't think

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Speaker 1: I'm nice? And he said, well, yeah, of course you're nice,

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Speaker 1: but let's face it. Yeah, mostly a rascal, mostly a rascals. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's fantastic. I want to just have an hour long

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Speaker 1: conversation with Oliver. He'd love to do that. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: so enamored. Whenever every time I hear him speak, So

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Speaker 1: please share more. Um, Oh, look there's James Heeney dances

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Speaker 1: with hash Brown's and Heeney. What nickname got your attention

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Speaker 1: back in your school days? Well, I used to. There

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Speaker 1: were people that actually believed that my name was Proctor,

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Speaker 1: which is ridiculous because I looked like the character from

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Speaker 1: Police Academy and it was used by mostly older people

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Speaker 1: that wanted to pick on me. And then it became

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Speaker 1: endearing because literally some of my friends were like, oh,

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Speaker 1: your nose Proctor. That was a fucking Proctor. It only happens.

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Speaker 1: I never really did. I didn't really have much of

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Speaker 1: a choice. But actually, but it didn't bother me later

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Speaker 1: early on when it was you know, the senior football

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Speaker 1: players saying that bothered me because of the physicality involved

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Speaker 1: with the name. But later on when my friends were

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Speaker 1: calling me and it didn't hurt nearly as much. Nice, Hi,

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Speaker 1: hell it's christoforado, christoff with your pants off. When do

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Speaker 1: you did you realize that Craig Kowski would be voted

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Speaker 1: onto the island? First day one? Yeah, day one. Just

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Speaker 1: I got a sense of it and everyone was kind

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Speaker 1: of murmuring about it, like he's going day one is

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Speaker 1: the correct answer and real quick. I had answer of

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Speaker 1: DJ Bounce when I was the name I gave myself.

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Speaker 1: When I was DJ, I begged my dad to buy

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Speaker 1: me turntables. He spent Ethnic Technique treds. They're the professional,

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Speaker 1: professional thing. I begged him, begged him, begged him to

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Speaker 1: please buy me these things because I was going to

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Speaker 1: be a DJ and I was gonna make money back.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter my first party ever, They'll be quick.

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Speaker 1: I cut I cut out the the fabrarcy, the dryer sheets,

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Speaker 1: bounce like, cut the box out, put it on my

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Speaker 1: turntable coffin because I was indeed DJ Bounce, And I'm

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Speaker 1: playing the first record to a house party in high school.

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Speaker 1: I'm a senior. This is kind of a big deal.

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Speaker 1: And I get stage fright and I can't mix the

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Speaker 1: next record, and then I tell everybody. I'm like, there's

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Speaker 1: a problem with the with with the sound system like

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Speaker 1: this something, And I mean I was sweating, my heart

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Speaker 1: was beating. All my friends said of helping carry the

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Speaker 1: huge thing out my amplifier and everything sold it on

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Speaker 1: even I ended up selling them for nine for a

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Speaker 1: ticket to New York. That the next year, poor dead.

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Speaker 1: My heart is breaking. It's it was, It's awful. It's awful.

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Speaker 1: DJ Bounce coming after if if I made DJ bound,

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Speaker 1: DJ Bounce not coming at turn on the hose because

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Speaker 1: Joey gris here. Oh I have a chance to say, no,

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Speaker 1: what was your worst night in uh County lock up?

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Speaker 1: Would you say your worst night? The worst night was

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Speaker 1: when they I wasn't allowed to have a roommate anymore. Cormmates,

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Speaker 1: but uh yeah that was the worst. So I was like,

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Speaker 1: solo roommate. Yeah, yeah, you called your cell made a

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Speaker 1: roommate roommate. Yeah they were, and you guys had rent

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Speaker 1: we well, I set it up and all this stuff appartually.

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Speaker 1: I was very aggressive about it. That's why I couldn't

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Speaker 1: have a roommate. But um yeah whatever, that's great man.

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Speaker 1: Craig Kikowski. What's on the docket for dinner tonight? First,

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Speaker 1: have fun, make fun, nicky. You gotta sweat trips on

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Speaker 1: these courts. And what got this? Buddy? Remember Red, red

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Speaker 1: it's red like buttons. Let me, let me dab your forehead.

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Speaker 1: It's an r R. It's a I had a pmnemonic device.

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Speaker 1: Oh damnit device. No no, no, no, no, no demons.

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Speaker 1: Green good it's market green goods. No. I was with

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Speaker 1: Red because he's looking at the red cord. Red is

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Speaker 1: Marcus here? Marcus? Marcus called in sick. He is sick, Marcus.

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Speaker 1: I can try to sell somebody. Get Marcus. I'm calling

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Speaker 1: Marcus just so the group nails. Would you mind making

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Speaker 1: some boop sounds for me? I don't need your keep

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Speaker 1: heads silent. But the calls going through and we're ringing,

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Speaker 1: Marcus fast answer, we are anything happening today? I know

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Speaker 1: I called in. Yeah, no, you you picked a hell

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Speaker 1: of a day to have your sinuses act that. Marcus

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Speaker 1: got a bit of a sitch. Yeah. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if it's just the change in season, or it might

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Speaker 1: be the pollen counter. Probably is the fallen count. Do

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Speaker 1: you know there's an air quality website they can put

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Speaker 1: in your I do I have that? Yeah? It's great

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Speaker 1: for asthmatics like myself. Marcus. Hey, what's up Taylor? Hey

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Speaker 1: you're on speaker. You figured that out. But it's always

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Speaker 1: you cutting some wires? Yeah? But green, black, red? This

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Speaker 1: that red robot thing? Red robot, red robot, red robots,

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Speaker 1: air with you thinking something happens here. Nothing's gonna happen

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Speaker 1: in case. Just in, what's up, Taylor? I've been sleeping withever?

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Speaker 1: What a putting you on mute? Um? Who do I

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Speaker 1: put on mute? If I'm muted. He can't hear me.

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Speaker 1: That's right, that's right, I'm muted it. Okay, can't you

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Speaker 1: If he talks, we we can reply, but he's not

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Speaker 1: going to hear You can't tell him about your affair

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Speaker 1: That wasn't an assumption I made, right, So a lot

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Speaker 1: of you, is it really this your obligation to let

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Speaker 1: I'm on muting you, Marcus. Oh, I guess I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: Cause you always move my ship, Marcus, we're still on

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Speaker 1: the law. Oh sorry, guys, So what are we looking at? What? Taylor?

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Speaker 1: How many? How many wires? We're looking at six? Six wires?

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Speaker 1: We got two red, two green? Too black, but they're

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Speaker 1: in a they're in a code be configuration. I'm not

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Speaker 1: good with these, okay, code be Marcus? Did you did

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Speaker 1: you what I said earlier? Yeah? So you got two red?

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Speaker 1: Muting you ut us used to you can't tell him,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna draw. Today's rigged, right, Well, it's rigging that

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Speaker 1: well I'm certainly not going to be moving up any

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Speaker 1: look tired. Yeah, I'm tired of ship. Oh don't push me. Well,

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Speaker 1: You do? What are you doing? I thought I heard

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Speaker 1: out of here? What the funk was that? I'll fix

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Speaker 1: It's a highlighter, Ylie starting. We're just taking a list

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Speaker 1: You're cute. If we had anything we wanted, I would

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Speaker 1: What in the poke ball side of the poke bowl? Pokemon? No,

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Speaker 1: I'm looking to wire you in the store, to make

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Speaker 1: Now you by door? We have doors here? No, thank you?

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Speaker 1: Well the woods sections all the way down here, okay,

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Speaker 1: have such break all right, solid, no bacon, okay, club salad.

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Speaker 1: So how much money do we have in the office pool?

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Speaker 1: We're looking at it? Interrupt what what kind of low

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Speaker 1: I wanted to formally put my twenty dollars in the pool,

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Speaker 1: and since i'm here, i'd like to watch the drawing. Well,

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Speaker 1: we've already taken all entrance. Yeah, okay, fair, but i'd

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00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:57,520
Speaker 1: like to see the drawing happen myself. I mean, it's

416
00:24:57,520 --> 00:25:00,000
Speaker 1: a random it's a lottery. I mean, there's nothing to see.

417
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:03,879
Speaker 1: You really get a big bowl and we close our eyes.

418
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:09,240
Speaker 1: Where's the bull? Um? It's Stephanie. Where's the goddamn bowl? Idiots?

419
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:12,600
Speaker 1: I'm sorry it right now, um, so that we're not

420
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,480
Speaker 1: gonna actually be doing it for a few more minutes.

421
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:17,040
Speaker 1: And you guys are having your thing downstairs. Yeah, but

422
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:19,560
Speaker 1: actually i'm so low. They said I don't need to

423
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:23,520
Speaker 1: be there because I don't have a say. Then you're fired. Yeah,

424
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:26,720
Speaker 1: seem like you're needed. If you're not needed, you're fired.

425
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,320
Speaker 1: What do you mean you need a bowl for the lottery?

426
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:31,720
Speaker 1: I just need something, please, just a ball, please, somebody

427
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:33,360
Speaker 1: in the fish Just give me one of the bulls.

428
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:35,480
Speaker 1: We're gonna do a lottery. Just give me any bull.

429
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:40,040
Speaker 1: You don't need all these fishes, paper, plastic, whatever. Whatever

430
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:43,560
Speaker 1: they draw, it's a lottery. Yeah, so they picked numbers,

431
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:45,320
Speaker 1: so they put in dollars or what happened? I don't

432
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:47,280
Speaker 1: Everyone draws like a face and like your if your

433
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:50,280
Speaker 1: face gets pulled or something, that's who winds? They just

434
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 1: pull your face? Yes, And so you want a bull

435
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:58,920
Speaker 1: that holds pieces of paper for how many people? It's

436
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:02,159
Speaker 1: like three people in the I'm sorry, Rick, Rick, you

437
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:05,160
Speaker 1: can't go in there. What do you mean? Well? Two reasons. One,

438
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:08,080
Speaker 1: all the money has already been accepted in two. You're

439
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:10,520
Speaker 1: out of the out of the drawing this week? What for?

440
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:13,040
Speaker 1: What for being an asshole yesterday? Are you serious with

441
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,480
Speaker 1: the cops all ship? Are you suing? You want to

442
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:17,080
Speaker 1: go to the office. He said you were out of

443
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,240
Speaker 1: it yesterday. You left. You knew you were out trying

444
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 1: to get in. Now you want to walk in. You

445
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:24,760
Speaker 1: gotta go by Stephanie first. Good luck, that's not a problem.

446
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:32,360
Speaker 1: She's never at her desk. Okay, look, hello, hello, it's open. Hello, Hi,

447
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,680
Speaker 1: how you doing? I was Rick? You need to check

448
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:39,040
Speaker 1: in with Stephanie. I'm sorry, I just wasn't Stephanie. What

449
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:41,320
Speaker 1: are you doing? Sorry? Why did you bring a poke bowl?

450
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,720
Speaker 1: Do you need this? Is this something good? No? We

451
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:48,359
Speaker 1: need like a clear bowl that's big. No pake bowl.

452
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:53,920
Speaker 1: You don't want to you don't pake bowl? Okay, I

453
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:57,359
Speaker 1: will take I will take that poke bowl though, no fish,

454
00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:01,840
Speaker 1: no rice. Okay, it's not that's not that's just gonna

455
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:04,679
Speaker 1: just gotta get all my stuff. I guess I've been fired.

456
00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:09,320
Speaker 1: I bitch. Yeah, you guys think it's pretty funny, but

457
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:12,680
Speaker 1: I'm the only goddamn person in my eyes open around here. Yeah,

458
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:15,359
Speaker 1: what scandals did you uncover? Well, I just asked to

459
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 1: see the lottery, and how did it got me fired?

460
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:21,520
Speaker 1: So well? To hide? I got a follow up question,

461
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:24,200
Speaker 1: did that get you fired? What? What actually got you fired?

462
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:26,359
Speaker 1: Because I bet it was them digging into what you

463
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 1: do because you don't do shit around here. I'm trying

464
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:30,920
Speaker 1: to ask everybody what I can do to help, and

465
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:34,159
Speaker 1: I really like wet does that everybody else? That? He

466
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:38,879
Speaker 1: always too many questions. Oh, let's just sweat. I sweat

467
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:43,119
Speaker 1: when I'm nervous. It is. Where do you think your

468
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:47,960
Speaker 1: work Nextbably? I look at home? Deep? But we got

469
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 1: things to do, all right. I do a lot of stuff. Yeah,

470
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:51,359
Speaker 1: well you got to do all of it a right,

471
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:54,159
Speaker 1: So I don't want this ship you aimlessly walking around? Okay?

472
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:57,200
Speaker 1: People need spot well that okay, people need wood being cut?

473
00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:00,080
Speaker 1: Do you get me? All right? You know? Work here?

474
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:04,160
Speaker 1: Where would I find thumb? Tax? You? Tax us? Where

475
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 1: would I find thumb tax? Well, we're going to go

476
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:09,080
Speaker 1: to the miniature nail aisle. What you talking about? What

477
00:28:09,119 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 1: the hell is it? Nail out handle nail? I'm trying

478
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:15,520
Speaker 1: to come just come with me, Hi, excuse me, I'm

479
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 1: looking for door like decorations. Yeah, knockers, peoples, all the things.

480
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:26,640
Speaker 1: Why don't you follow this guy's got a guy tailing

481
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:28,920
Speaker 1: them to the tiny nail as already. I don't think

482
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,760
Speaker 1: I want you to help me. You want meet up? Yeah? Yeah, alright,

483
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:34,840
Speaker 1: what's up? What's up? You want? You want doors? Stuff?

484
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 1: All right? Let's you can put them right over by

485
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:41,040
Speaker 1: the wet sandwiches and all that. Oh my god, I

486
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:44,880
Speaker 1: found the cutest store about. Wait, who's helping? You know? Nothing?

487
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:50,320
Speaker 1: What's going on? Nothing? Um? We were working on the

488
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:53,080
Speaker 1: door pock. You guys are both wearing those hearts that

489
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:54,600
Speaker 1: have best in the friend of the other and if

490
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:57,320
Speaker 1: you connect him to get as best friend. What the

491
00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:00,720
Speaker 1: fuck outside? Wait? Hold on, I don't know what you're

492
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:04,479
Speaker 1: doing in I'll eleven without me. But we're busy. I

493
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 1: was working. I work here. Some of us have to work.

494
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:11,080
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't have to work. Okay, So this

495
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:13,880
Speaker 1: is handled, I don't think so. I don't think it

496
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 1: is okay. How did you get in the middle of this, Sam?

497
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:21,720
Speaker 1: It just came up right, yeah, right? A new employee? No, Sam?

498
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 1: And you know me? I mean I saying a little

499
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:25,760
Speaker 1: bit like I don't know his character. Well, he was

500
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:27,680
Speaker 1: pretty aggressive. I mean, I don't know what are you

501
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:30,440
Speaker 1: talking about. I mean, you seem straightforward, but I guess

502
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:32,320
Speaker 1: my character, what are you talking about? I don't know

503
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 1: you so down there are the railroad spikes and at

504
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:39,280
Speaker 1: the very end or pins. I just don't know stub tax,

505
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:41,520
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know that we have thumb tax.

506
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 1: This is my first day. Well, what do the tiny

507
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:46,440
Speaker 1: nails look like? Maybe I can use Well, there's how

508
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:51,960
Speaker 1: do you like being in the dungeon, the torture chamber.

509
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:54,320
Speaker 1: As soon as my partner gets back with those thumb tacks,

510
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 1: you're in for a fucking nightmare. I think I can

511
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 1: probably just leave that hold on because he'll be back

512
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 1: so soon. I really want to wait around for these

513
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 1: thumb tacks. I bet you don't. That's kind of like torture. Okay.

514
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 1: I couldn't find any rope. I couldn't find it, but

515
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:13,600
Speaker 1: I found a lot of string. How can time up

516
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,920
Speaker 1: with string? Huh? Oh? I don't know. Do you think

517
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:18,120
Speaker 1: we can? I don't know. Do you think do you

518
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 1: think you can? I'm just going to leave. Wait wait, wait, wait,

519
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 1: wait wait, I can find something. It's gone, he's gone. Well,

520
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 1: it sounds like your job would be able to be

521
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:26,320
Speaker 1: solved with wood glue, So why don't I just give

522
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:30,200
Speaker 1: you this wood glue to bring back? You think my

523
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:32,440
Speaker 1: problem could be solved with wood glue? If you're looking

524
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:34,720
Speaker 1: for tax I'm sure that you could use wood. So

525
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:37,040
Speaker 1: what sort of penetration would I get from the wood glue?

526
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 1: That tell you a bit of pain? I wasn't listening

527
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:42,760
Speaker 1: all the way. Then you know what railroad spikes it is?

528
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:46,600
Speaker 1: And I'd go for the palms. Hey, that's a great idea.

529
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:49,320
Speaker 1: How long have people working here? I don't even know

530
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:50,800
Speaker 1: for sure that I have a job, but I think

531
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:55,800
Speaker 1: this is going well. I do too. Hey, it's me

532
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:58,520
Speaker 1: over at the dungeon. I'm off here. We're both here.

533
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:00,680
Speaker 1: What do you doo? Crazy cats up to? Well, we

534
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:04,600
Speaker 1: lost the guy, so if maybe you can bring one

535
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:08,600
Speaker 1: home love somebody in mind, that would be wonderful. Hey,

536
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:12,560
Speaker 1: I love you, Cob silent? Was I on mute? I couldn't.

537
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:15,240
Speaker 1: I didn't feel like anything I could hear me. No, No,

538
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:17,960
Speaker 1: I could hear you. Yeah, so this is going pretty worries.

539
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:20,480
Speaker 1: This is great to be heard. I feel like everybody's

540
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:22,920
Speaker 1: like a celebration of your first day would be a

541
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:25,840
Speaker 1: home cook mail. Really, yeah, my wife's a hell of

542
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 1: a cook. She is. I've never had a wife. It's

543
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 1: graz So you have you had Banana's flambayas? Have you

544
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:38,520
Speaker 1: had prime re? Nope? Nope? Have you had sawted green beans? No? Okay,

545
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:42,360
Speaker 1: she makes all of those things separately. Of course, I

546
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 1: don't like to put my things together unless you know

547
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:47,560
Speaker 1: Shepherd's pie. That's the only way to mix make Shepherd's

548
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 1: that's not what. Okay, Well, what time do you get

549
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:54,240
Speaker 1: done with work? I actually haven't even really, but yeah,

550
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 1: we could go do this, okay, hop my car? All right,

551
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:02,200
Speaker 1: there's the house there. Complete, it's a little creepy. Let's

552
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,560
Speaker 1: just walk up steps here and you're a dead man.

553
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 1: They're watching us some video games. If you go, you're

554
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 1: gonna come back without a little BILLI well, I thought

555
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:16,080
Speaker 1: that was a car coil. Hello, I don't appreciate that.

556
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 1: Mean it's the great I'm not sad as a compliment,

557
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:22,480
Speaker 1: I thought the lady was a garden oil. And are

558
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 1: you a dead man? You know what? Maybe I'm not

559
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 1: a garden oil. I'm so sorry. I am so sorry.

560
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:32,320
Speaker 1: Our neighbors or nuts. You just gotta go and what

561
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:37,800
Speaker 1: a neighborhood? Huh yeah, yeah, anyways, let's get it because motherfucker. Yeah,

562
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:40,520
Speaker 1: they're not talking to us per se as much as

563
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 1: they are I know, but they see colors. She's pointing

564
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:53,479
Speaker 1: at me, insane. Let's just get some of that. Man. Yeah, honey,

565
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:58,600
Speaker 1: I'm home. I brought Gil, was it? Yeah? I brought

566
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 1: Gil name tag just spear it was officially hired. He's

567
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 1: got a name tack from his previous job. Welcome, You

568
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,960
Speaker 1: don't look like the life I was expecting. Welcome to

569
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:15,160
Speaker 1: the death done ja. I may have misled you and

570
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:24,520
Speaker 1: our office lottery winner is but Gil Gil, I guess

571
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 1: with that guy who left well in lieu of except

572
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 1: we're gonna have to give it to one of our

573
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,920
Speaker 1: favorite charities, as we always do. That's right, we give

574
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 1: it to a charity. It's so unfair. It's a truly

575
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,800
Speaker 1: for me to go on Twitter in by the way club,

576
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:45,840
Speaker 1: single decker, no turkey, no bacon. Yeah, well, you know,

577
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:48,400
Speaker 1: I'd love to do something for you, but you know

578
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:52,000
Speaker 1: you have no health insurance. Your palms are punctured pretty severely.

579
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:56,480
Speaker 1: And close my hands in a fist. I can't grab anything.

580
00:33:56,800 --> 00:34:05,320
Speaker 1: I can help him. I followed you to the gargoyle. Okay,

581
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:08,319
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on. Ever mistook me for

582
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:11,320
Speaker 1: someone person and now twiceom one day. Maybe it was

583
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 1: like a little stone person or some animal. I don't

584
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 1: know where the gargoyle is. Kill the garden will even

585
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 1: be a person, always be a creature? Bullshell? Doctor his ass?

586
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:37,479
Speaker 1: Then do it first? Want you eat a gill? Watch

587
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:41,319
Speaker 1: this Dan. I was making the bed this morning and

588
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 1: I found a lot of cash stuffed into the mattress.

589
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:53,120
Speaker 1: But that's uh, that's going to charity. Yeah, sorry you

590
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:56,160
Speaker 1: had to find out that way, baby, it's it's charity

591
00:34:56,160 --> 00:35:02,280
Speaker 1: money from the from the office. Okay, geez, I love you.

592
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 1: Can I get my morning smoothie? You got it? No fruit? Alright? Hello? Hi? Yeah?

593
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:19,279
Speaker 1: What's that baby? Get the funk out of here? Okay, Look,

594
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:24,400
Speaker 1: I are you Okay, alright, I'm gonna put you. I'm

595
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:32,919
Speaker 1: putting you on mute. That's it. Our last scene comes

596
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:39,640
Speaker 1: from an Alcamnia Kevin Produc, who wrote, Hi Kevin, this

597
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:41,719
Speaker 1: is Kevin. I started out on the live stream with

598
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 1: you guys on Sunday, novembery with my full attention kept

599
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:47,280
Speaker 1: up with the chat room and everything. Less than halfway

600
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:49,840
Speaker 1: through I got distracted by my sixty month old daughter

601
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 1: waking up from a nap. Anyways, I just watched the

602
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:54,720
Speaker 1: recording of it, Thank you, James, and saw you guys

603
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:58,560
Speaker 1: did a shout out for Alcamaniacs. You said my name first.

604
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 1: It was surprising, Terry Kevin Pollock say my name, and

605
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 1: then you proceeded to make the same mistake that pent

606
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:10,160
Speaker 1: of my school teachers made, which was not surprising, by

607
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:17,279
Speaker 1: saying pray doh not proud. Thankfully, Craig was there to

608
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 1: save the day with the connection to the art museum

609
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:26,479
Speaker 1: in Spain, which is pronounced product. I don't care how

610
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 1: you say it. The shout out with clearly you do

611
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:32,799
Speaker 1: care what He just spend a total paragraph explaining how

612
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 1: much you care. The shout out was awesome and I

613
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:38,720
Speaker 1: really appreciate it. Thank you for being such great people.

614
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:43,400
Speaker 1: My first request as an alcamniac, I think for dollars

615
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:45,960
Speaker 1: a month, this is his request. You can all quit

616
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,600
Speaker 1: your day jobs and just put out forty hours worth

617
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 1: of episodes every year. That seems he realized as we

618
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:57,560
Speaker 1: split that right. I don't think so I think he

619
00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:01,279
Speaker 1: owes forty bucks each and then maybe yes, enough for

620
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:05,799
Speaker 1: the forty hours. Hey. Anyways, Uh, second, Joey, please give

621
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:08,960
Speaker 1: us the name of the Celtic god that can move. Hey,

622
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:16,360
Speaker 1: I think we can move Hey Celtic. Sorry, not the

623
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 1: basketball probably Uh it's a reference to a specific episode.

624
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:27,200
Speaker 1: Does that help? I'm James. Do you remember curb there?

625
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:33,560
Speaker 1: I have no idea. It's also possible that that character

626
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:35,840
Speaker 1: actually never had a name. I'm thinking that that was

627
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:39,880
Speaker 1: the joke to it. Yeah, which is why nothing is

628
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:44,319
Speaker 1: better than explaining it. There's two things better what I

629
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:47,319
Speaker 1: can't think of either. My se suggestion as follows, a

630
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 1: group of incredibly underqualified hikers decided to try and climb

631
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:55,360
Speaker 1: mount Ever. Please let Joey be the shaman, Please please

632
00:37:55,360 --> 00:38:00,880
Speaker 1: please shaman. You're all no, it says I'll be the shaman.

633
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:04,759
Speaker 1: Joey the shaman lead it. So I'm gonna say, as

634
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:09,320
Speaker 1: I'll be the shaman, You're all awesome. The other KP

635
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 1: this way this way, I thought out, and I was

636
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 1: the shaman this way. Yeah, I want. I wanted to

637
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:20,719
Speaker 1: be Tracy. He's the only one trained with shamanic pipe.

638
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 1: Shaman and the ship I am. I know these passages ways.

639
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 1: How many times have you made the track? I have

640
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,720
Speaker 1: made it to the tippy tippy top of the tippy

641
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:33,520
Speaker 1: tippy top of the mountain many many times, and yet

642
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:36,439
Speaker 1: you pronounced it like his four year old, A four

643
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,839
Speaker 1: year old, the innocence of a child. Yes, I have that,

644
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:41,840
Speaker 1: because only a simple minded person would ever think that

645
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 1: they could conquer it. I'm already getting a little winded.

646
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:48,600
Speaker 1: Can we can we just pause for a second, pause

647
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:52,320
Speaker 1: at the devil's mouth? Fine? I could use a smoke break,

648
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 1: you know. Can I just say you sound strikingly like Batman?

649
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 1: You don't look like Batman. I get that all the time. Really,

650
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 1: I heard he trained up here in these mountains somewhere

651
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:06,479
Speaker 1: that aren't real Batman? Are you joking? Have you never

652
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 1: heard of the man that is a bat the man

653
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:13,120
Speaker 1: who is a bat? Yes, the man that legend exists.

654
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:16,560
Speaker 1: I don't mean interrupt. You said this is Devil's mouth.

655
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:18,680
Speaker 1: I said, this is devil's mouth. Great, then this is

656
00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:21,359
Speaker 1: the perfect opportunity. Hey, will you hold this phone real quick? Sure?

657
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:26,400
Speaker 1: I got club songs. It's hard, it's recording, Tracy. Oh yeah,

658
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:28,880
Speaker 1: oh my god, look at me? What are you looking away?

659
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:34,479
Speaker 1: What's that? Tracy as a bend down on my knee? Knee?

660
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:37,439
Speaker 1: O god, what kind of bird even is that bird?

661
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:41,080
Speaker 1: That's the batman? What wait, that is the batman? He

662
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 1: has come down the skin inside the cave. The video. Yeah,

663
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:53,400
Speaker 1: I just stopped the video. How my god, one of

664
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:56,400
Speaker 1: you brings evil with us? Is the one WiFi in

665
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:58,520
Speaker 1: the cave? WiFi in the cave? What the hell are

666
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:01,120
Speaker 1: you talking about? Now? I've got one bar. You shouldn't

667
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:02,880
Speaker 1: have any bosses. There's what kind of phone do you have?

668
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:07,600
Speaker 1: It's a zonally that one bar? I have sprant, I

669
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:10,800
Speaker 1: lost everything, don't have anything. Yeah, I know the irony

670
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:15,440
Speaker 1: were closer, but notes he asked what kind of phone

671
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 1: you had, not what your data plan was with. When

672
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:20,319
Speaker 1: I meant that, I meant that that's but you don't

673
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:23,719
Speaker 1: need you don't need like any reception to take video? Right? No,

674
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:25,360
Speaker 1: you take my camera back from work. I'm sure you

675
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 1: know the answer to this question before you ask it.

676
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:31,799
Speaker 1: Excuse me think it through great, um, Like tats are

677
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:34,520
Speaker 1: on the top and mix are on the bottom. And

678
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:40,319
Speaker 1: I can remember that because bound and the man comes

679
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:43,799
Speaker 1: from up down, each one of these piers poking out

680
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:46,919
Speaker 1: was a human being trapped inside the cave? I don't

681
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:49,879
Speaker 1: think No, that's true, it's right. I'm telling you. What

682
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:53,400
Speaker 1: do you want, Travis, Well, there's a human being trapped

683
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:56,480
Speaker 1: inside my heart and let's just get him out. Everyone

684
00:40:56,520 --> 00:41:01,640
Speaker 1: form a circle. Everyone take one of these crystals amber

685
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:06,440
Speaker 1: for you, for you. This is a railroad spike crystal.

686
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:15,319
Speaker 1: Because it was just sap once understands until I met you, sad.

687
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:17,759
Speaker 1: Why is my skin burning? All of us? Chann thought

688
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:25,359
Speaker 1: we were glamping? Also over the record chant together. Now boom,

689
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:34,719
Speaker 1: I'm floating. I'm floating, but was phone timed out? And

690
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 1: I don't know the password? I can't take any videos now.

691
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:42,120
Speaker 1: Now we are one to three, now we are five.

692
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:46,760
Speaker 1: What kind of fun does he have? It's no where's

693
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:52,280
Speaker 1: he left? Banished him from the other world? Wait a second,

694
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:54,719
Speaker 1: could that happen to any of us? If there's a

695
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:57,759
Speaker 1: man trapped and started I'm just like slowly processing this.

696
00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:00,720
Speaker 1: Travis is gone for real. Oh yeah, he's going. He's gunzo.

697
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:05,359
Speaker 1: What did we just do? So? What did we just did?

698
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:08,320
Speaker 1: Drop head? Feel we did anything? But this son of

699
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:11,800
Speaker 1: a bitch did something I said like five times about

700
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:16,479
Speaker 1: terms is gone technically, we all said it. What's your deal?

701
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:21,600
Speaker 1: I'm a shaman? Keep talking and I know these mountains

702
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:24,319
Speaker 1: like the back of my feet. But what's with making

703
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:25,759
Speaker 1: the guy float away? He said he had a man

704
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 1: chopped inside of me. Had to go. He was doing

705
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:30,440
Speaker 1: brought to evil? Right? Wasn't not clear? Was I not

706
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:34,080
Speaker 1: explaining that correctly? Can I have something? Shaman or shaman?

707
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:36,880
Speaker 1: It's shaman? I get that a lot, all right, I

708
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 1: get that a lot. Could he go either way? It could?

709
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:45,840
Speaker 1: It really? Can't? It? Really? Wow? What was that? The

710
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 1: wind speaks sound? That's the win? Does it? Sharman? Have

711
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:55,360
Speaker 1: to use it's shaman. I'm not a goddamn toilet. I

712
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:58,400
Speaker 1: had a friend named Sharman and she spelled it with

713
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:01,560
Speaker 1: an I don't care air that doesn't Should we not

714
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:06,279
Speaker 1: squeeze you? Stop squeeze me your bare buttocks. No, get

715
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:10,400
Speaker 1: off of me. One of you in one of you?

716
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 1: That was Travis. That was Travis. If you are you're

717
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:15,759
Speaker 1: waiting for a time to come out, you should do

718
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 1: something now, because I think that there's something going on here. Batman.

719
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,200
Speaker 1: Why do you think I'm Batman? Because you sound just

720
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 1: like him. I was saved by Batman. I was saved

721
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 1: by the sky and you were like, that's Batman. This

722
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,640
Speaker 1: guy's been here the whole time. Those guys were I

723
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:33,840
Speaker 1: know the Batman. What did I say flying? Probably a vampire?

724
00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 1: No it was it was it to be fair, it's

725
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:43,200
Speaker 1: a vampire, but it's a bat man. So there's no

726
00:43:43,239 --> 00:43:46,279
Speaker 1: way that Bruce there is Batman. Yeah, why would you

727
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:49,920
Speaker 1: think that? I just think that because I happened to

728
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:53,279
Speaker 1: when when you saved me in the city that night,

729
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:55,719
Speaker 1: I said, how do you keep yourself so calm and

730
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 1: cool and collect You said light trained in the Hmalayan mountains,

731
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:04,319
Speaker 1: just the world, not from a bad guy. Hey give

732
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:07,400
Speaker 1: me all your money bad I don't. I got a

733
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:10,439
Speaker 1: seven dollars perfect, they'll take it. Please let me out.

734
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:13,719
Speaker 1: Who the hell is this? Take that you sign of

735
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:19,040
Speaker 1: a bench? Are you? And that's when he said he

736
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:21,759
Speaker 1: was Batman. He just said it. Did he call you

737
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:24,799
Speaker 1: a scumbag? No? No, he was talking to the guy

738
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:26,880
Speaker 1: that was mucking me. The way you told the story,

739
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:32,680
Speaker 1: it didn't sound like you are, not at all. But

740
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:36,840
Speaker 1: I would recognize that voice anywhere, which voice, the Batman's voice,

741
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:38,840
Speaker 1: not the muggers. I mean, I would recognize the mugger's

742
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:40,840
Speaker 1: voice to what if he didn't, what if he was

743
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:42,479
Speaker 1: one of us in this very cave that he didn't

744
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 1: even not even the wind speaks. Are we camping here

745
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:49,319
Speaker 1: for the night or we have to deeper into the cave?

746
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:55,720
Speaker 1: Not here by the mouth the Oh yes, there's cold Lions.

747
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:59,040
Speaker 1: That's the name we've given them. Just what are that?

748
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,919
Speaker 1: Probably right? They made of ice and they spit lights?

749
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:10,920
Speaker 1: What and that's in real convenient? Ryme. Do you have

750
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:13,160
Speaker 1: some sort of paper, some sort of document to proves

751
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:14,960
Speaker 1: you are what you say you are? You need papers

752
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:19,279
Speaker 1: to approve my magic. Look what happened to Travas? Can

753
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:21,440
Speaker 1: you bring Travis back? Because he had all my stuff

754
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 1: in his pack because it was hurting my back. The

755
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:25,400
Speaker 1: only way we can bring him back is in the

756
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:29,000
Speaker 1: center of the mountain. Boom, Okay, just don't say that

757
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:31,320
Speaker 1: so flipally again. It's a real thing, all right, I

758
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:33,800
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm the easiest word I ever said. We

759
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:37,800
Speaker 1: said like five time, wounfused. I'm trying to make this streamlined. Alright,

760
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:40,279
Speaker 1: how many bars you got? Now? I got two bars? Oh,

761
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:42,800
Speaker 1: but there is a WiFi signal under Devil's mouth public,

762
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:54,560
Speaker 1: don't accept it will steal your Why no, no, Now

763
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:59,440
Speaker 1: we're down to one to four counting us. Why does

764
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:02,400
Speaker 1: it take each along on your hand? I'm not a

765
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:04,640
Speaker 1: math guy, all right? Is that a problem? I do

766
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:06,320
Speaker 1: a lot of things. I know that I know the mountain.

767
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:10,800
Speaker 1: I could do magic. What's the next step? Leave? There's

768
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:15,600
Speaker 1: evil here? Was that Travis? No, that wasn't Travis. Was

769
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:18,480
Speaker 1: the other guy. That's the other guy. It was Luke

770
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:20,399
Speaker 1: or something. I'm not I'm not sure he got his name.

771
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 1: I think it was Luke. It was the phone guy. Okay,

772
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:28,960
Speaker 1: if you are Batman and you can make Travis disappear,

773
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:31,719
Speaker 1: y'all two are both impressive, get us out of the

774
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:36,400
Speaker 1: damn cave? So how would I do that? Exactly? I

775
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:39,520
Speaker 1: don't know. You're Batman and you made mine? Will you

776
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:42,080
Speaker 1: used this thing? Well, shut you up into the error

777
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:44,520
Speaker 1: onto a building and you disappeared like that? I could

778
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:47,480
Speaker 1: help us get out of here now, right. It's like

779
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:50,960
Speaker 1: a tracting cave. Yeah. So the phone itself is uh,

780
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 1: it's not phone like eleven or some of that, but

781
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:56,360
Speaker 1: it's it's pre legit the services since my service provider

782
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:59,520
Speaker 1: gonna be though, I mean with this device. I mean,

783
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:02,759
Speaker 1: can I get Verizon? I mean you can get it's

784
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 1: gonna you know, I can not officially in a T

785
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:06,719
Speaker 1: and T, but I can hook you up. Really, yeah,

786
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:10,320
Speaker 1: I can help you. I'm going on a trip everything. Okay, Yeah,

787
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:12,480
Speaker 1: everything's fine, everything's fine. Which plan are you starting with?

788
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:17,920
Speaker 1: That's a beautiful This is a T and T? Right right?

789
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:22,680
Speaker 1: I told but he said he said he could. Lawrence.

790
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:27,000
Speaker 1: I'm a moment, Lawrence. Dam What the funk are you doing? Lawrence?

791
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:28,960
Speaker 1: I'm not making money in the goddamn office pool. Okay,

792
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,120
Speaker 1: So I had to do a side thing, all right,

793
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:32,280
Speaker 1: you had to do a side thing, your side hustling

794
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:35,680
Speaker 1: for Verizon. I'm siphoning off their their wireless signal. Okay,

795
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 1: is that a problem? Am I going to go to

796
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:43,440
Speaker 1: You're siphoning off their signal? Yes? Get it us hacked in.

797
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:46,600
Speaker 1: They've got more bars than we do, hands down. If

798
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:48,920
Speaker 1: you can tie our system to their system in the

799
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:52,360
Speaker 1: computer re way, that could make me money. Yeah, I'm listening.

800
00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:55,279
Speaker 1: I mean, you've seen the commercials the whole planet. I haven't. Yeah,

801
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:59,400
Speaker 1: it's Verizon. I don't know what that means for commercial?

802
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:02,600
Speaker 1: Should I just see you another sales associate or come in,

803
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:07,520
Speaker 1: come in, come here, come here? Okay, um, this is

804
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:09,120
Speaker 1: where do you mind? If? Uh do you? If you

805
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:12,120
Speaker 1: rub my back? What rub your back? I just I

806
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:15,160
Speaker 1: gotta be relaxed. I'll rub your back. No no, no no, no,

807
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:17,759
Speaker 1: no no. I don't want the customer No no no no,

808
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:19,879
Speaker 1: you got wet hands. I don't like that. I'll drive

809
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:24,920
Speaker 1: them off. Don't great? Great Now I'm fucking stressed again. Jesus.

810
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 1: I can't see here. Excess internet go going into Rising website?

811
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:37,440
Speaker 1: This international coverage because I'm going to uh Tibet maybe

812
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:44,239
Speaker 1: or Nepal. Yeah it's Nepal. Yeah. Hey, motherfuckerow? Why am

813
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:48,399
Speaker 1: I losing my dad? I'm Rising? I'm the king here.

814
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:51,680
Speaker 1: Well listen, listen. Are you selling some the on the

815
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:54,799
Speaker 1: on the on the down law? Personally? No? Absolutely not.

816
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:56,960
Speaker 1: Where the fos it going? I don't know where it's

817
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:02,520
Speaker 1: going out. Somebody help me. No one's going to help

818
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 1: you here, sweet Boost? What's up? Who are you Boost? Oh? No,

819
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:18,600
Speaker 1: this is not gonna work out. Well, what's going on?

820
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:24,959
Speaker 1: I need a real hero? What's the problem that I'm man? What? God?

821
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,239
Speaker 1: You're here? I know you're always saving me. I feel

822
00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:31,160
Speaker 1: like Lois Lane right now. Who is this cricket? What

823
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:35,960
Speaker 1: is this cricket? You know what's that you claim? Hey, cricket.

824
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:42,480
Speaker 1: Oh that is not cricket. So almost all the bosses

825
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 1: are here except for A T and T. There's a

826
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:49,440
Speaker 1: reason for that. Look, I just need my car, Okay,

827
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:51,320
Speaker 1: I'm a T N T. Can you get my goddamn

828
00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:55,080
Speaker 1: car ticket? I don't need a ticket. Yeah, we gave

829
00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:57,719
Speaker 1: you a ticket right around in the Jane just used

830
00:49:57,719 --> 00:50:02,720
Speaker 1: the use the computer. My cars right there, that giant

831
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 1: circle World thing. You have three cars parked in front

832
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:09,120
Speaker 1: of it, sir, and you know you don't have your ticket.

833
00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:11,879
Speaker 1: I'm clearly in that car. I'm just care. You might

834
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:14,479
Speaker 1: think you're better than me, but news flash, we're both.

835
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:19,480
Speaker 1: You're not. I'm I'm a swirling like blue light. Okay,

836
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:26,360
Speaker 1: that's oh my god. They're multiplying. That's still just the

837
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:29,000
Speaker 1: two of them. But is it? I guess when it

838
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:32,640
Speaker 1: feels at the heart of the mountain, how do you feel?

839
00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:35,880
Speaker 1: It's energy and in the mountain, the heart of the mountain.

840
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:42,160
Speaker 1: Thank you for I got it more. Jesus fucking this

841
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:46,880
Speaker 1: is the too for I'm sick of you. Too, alright, alright,

842
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:49,120
Speaker 1: I'm sick of you too, alright. Think this will never

843
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:53,720
Speaker 1: work in the mountain. Yes, I'm in love with the mountain.

844
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:57,520
Speaker 1: I can't We're never gonna are you? Are you catching

845
00:50:57,520 --> 00:50:59,800
Speaker 1: feelings for me? Is this what this is? I don't know.

846
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:04,680
Speaker 1: We'se the shaman? Travis is gone? And are you? Opposites?

847
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:07,400
Speaker 1: Were like exact opposites. This could never put your pants

848
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:09,120
Speaker 1: on I don't want to see that. But hold your

849
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:11,320
Speaker 1: hold on me. I'm not sharmon. I'm on a little

850
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:16,880
Speaker 1: cupcake bakery. Must don't count put your butt on meat. No, okay, listen.

851
00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:19,759
Speaker 1: The only way we're going to get these spirits back

852
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:22,600
Speaker 1: into the bodies in this temperate form, we need to

853
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:27,240
Speaker 1: right now together, each one take a crystal amber idea?

854
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:42,320
Speaker 1: Can I please have amethyst? Everyone chin together? What happened Travis?

855
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:46,640
Speaker 1: I don't know where Travis is? Luke? Is it Luke? What? Oh?

856
00:51:46,719 --> 00:51:51,439
Speaker 1: I got it wrong? I thought you. Oh I'm wearing

857
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:54,759
Speaker 1: a Luke Skywalker T shirt. That's why I thought it was.

858
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:59,799
Speaker 1: My name is Han? Oh? God? Are you serious? Yeah? Great,

859
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:06,120
Speaker 1: that's great. Well that's everybody. What about I have travises Travis?

860
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:09,959
Speaker 1: I think it's fun. Are you sure it's fun? Let's

861
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:13,040
Speaker 1: just take a vote. I say we do what the

862
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:16,520
Speaker 1: lady says. Everyone cool? Wow, Batman, you used to be

863
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:20,120
Speaker 1: different and what way you used to save people? Travis

864
00:52:20,239 --> 00:52:23,320
Speaker 1: is out there? I mean I'm not Batman. Where is Travis?

865
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:26,880
Speaker 1: He's in the other world? What is it? It's different

866
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:31,520
Speaker 1: than this world. That could be good or bad? I

867
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:35,279
Speaker 1: guess something from the bar. Yeah, everything's free. Everything's free. Wow,

868
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:41,160
Speaker 1: that's looking great. Uh uh pbr, pbr. You can have anything.

869
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:45,399
Speaker 1: It's all free. It's all free. All right? Then? Look

870
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:49,080
Speaker 1: we have craft cocktails thirty two pr it is. Hey,

871
00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:51,960
Speaker 1: let me question. Have you ever been in love? M

872
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:56,040
Speaker 1: yeah once up by the time I was in like

873
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:59,279
Speaker 1: the other world. Yeah, back in the other world. Did

874
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:02,239
Speaker 1: you get boomed here too? Now I got boomed here? Yeah,

875
00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:04,320
Speaker 1: but now I get to make craft cocktails in the

876
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:08,680
Speaker 1: afterlife for forever. That's the case. If that's the case,

877
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:13,240
Speaker 1: make that PBR. But like flaming on top, flaming PBR.

878
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:16,439
Speaker 1: I'm in love right now, is a matter of fact.

879
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:21,480
Speaker 1: Glad you asked. Her name is Tracy. I get the flins.

880
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:22,719
Speaker 1: You don't love me, but I just think she just

881
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:25,120
Speaker 1: don't know she loves me yet? Is she part of

882
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:29,240
Speaker 1: this group in the mountains? In the mountains were watching

883
00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:32,640
Speaker 1: through this we as Wow, this ship is on fire.

884
00:53:32,719 --> 00:53:35,040
Speaker 1: Do you guys need me to wipe the orb? Yeah?

885
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:37,200
Speaker 1: Could you wipe the orbit? Yeah? I want to get

886
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:41,440
Speaker 1: a good dud down there? What's your name? Uh, you're

887
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:44,239
Speaker 1: a female. I'm assuming I was a female down there

888
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:46,720
Speaker 1: and up here I'm whatever. I want to be mixed

889
00:53:46,719 --> 00:53:49,480
Speaker 1: with whatever. You want me to be mixed with the

890
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:52,239
Speaker 1: cat because I love those things. I love cats too. Well,

891
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:54,520
Speaker 1: let me get a female perspective. You see that girl

892
00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:58,239
Speaker 1: down there, right there, Tracy, the most beautiful woman you

893
00:53:58,360 --> 00:54:07,719
Speaker 1: ever seen anyway? Yeah, okay, she doesn't seem to be reciprocate. Whoa,

894
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:11,560
Speaker 1: she's rubbing her butt on that guy. If I ever

895
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:15,000
Speaker 1: go down there again, should I pursue that? Uh? No,

896
00:54:16,239 --> 00:54:19,160
Speaker 1: I mean unless you want to be hurt, you don't

897
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:24,040
Speaker 1: give him a PPR. Well, there's a never on Sunday,

898
00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:27,480
Speaker 1: which is mescal and uh contro and what is it?

899
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:32,920
Speaker 1: What do you mean we need to order more PBRs? Why? Uh?

900
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:35,600
Speaker 1: Just those forties of PBR just really you can get

901
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:38,000
Speaker 1: anything what you're talking. I know I know, but we're

902
00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:41,080
Speaker 1: running along on PBR. Nobody wants to craft cocktails. Are

903
00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:43,840
Speaker 1: you serious? Yeah? I have all this lavender that just died.

904
00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:47,680
Speaker 1: That's so expensive, and god damn it, I knew I

905
00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:51,160
Speaker 1: should have got a goddamn herbal garden. Are you serious? Yeah? Shit?

906
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:54,000
Speaker 1: Did you have a herbal garden like back in the

907
00:54:54,040 --> 00:55:00,800
Speaker 1: other life? Yeah, and it was. Now you're a bar manager.

908
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:05,520
Speaker 1: What do you mean there's a way to go back,

909
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:10,080
Speaker 1: there's a way that it's not pretty. I guess y'all

910
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:11,920
Speaker 1: wouldn't even want to go back. You guys seem to

911
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:17,600
Speaker 1: have pretty good lives, pretty great, wonderful um. Is that

912
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:22,280
Speaker 1: like a mental PBR? And no, I just drink your

913
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:25,719
Speaker 1: pr um. I mean, I'm having a great time up here,

914
00:55:25,719 --> 00:55:29,120
Speaker 1: and you all seem great. But you want the floor?

915
00:55:29,239 --> 00:55:33,279
Speaker 1: The floor? How it's so furry? Yeah, that's cute. It

916
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 1: seems to be alive too. That's cute. It's it's like

917
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:44,520
Speaker 1: one big dog forever. What the hell was that? Don't

918
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:47,359
Speaker 1: worry about it. Look, I mean, I guess if if

919
00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:50,759
Speaker 1: true love is involved, it is, if they're if they're

920
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:53,239
Speaker 1: chanting the magic words, then we can probably send you

921
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:55,680
Speaker 1: back through the orb I don't know what do you

922
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:58,680
Speaker 1: think He's exactly right? Unless this is unless this is

923
00:55:58,680 --> 00:56:00,799
Speaker 1: a thing. Oh no, no, because this is the thing.

924
00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:03,879
Speaker 1: Maybe I could stick around because you and I thought

925
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:06,880
Speaker 1: we hit it off. I felt like we were really connecting.

926
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:09,480
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't feel that great because you alway

927
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:12,439
Speaker 1: judge them out drink water? Really, okay, No, you're great,

928
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:15,400
Speaker 1: You're you're you're great. It's fine. It's only because you

929
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:17,680
Speaker 1: can stand up for yourself right now. He doesn't in

930
00:56:17,719 --> 00:56:20,080
Speaker 1: your drink waters. He wants to make you happier. Who's

931
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:26,120
Speaker 1: actually trying to exceed your expectations? Is that true? Yeah?

932
00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:31,360
Speaker 1: I want to exceed Tracy's expectations. Finally defeated the dragon

933
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:33,839
Speaker 1: inside the mountain. I don't have much time. I need

934
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:36,680
Speaker 1: to send my powers to eat all of you. On

935
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:43,880
Speaker 1: the count of three, everyone say ticking my feet. You

936
00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:47,239
Speaker 1: need to your power. I need to send them to you.

937
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:55,880
Speaker 1: Just tickle. What did you get out of that tickle

938
00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:59,520
Speaker 1: my feet stuff? Do you feel any different? I feel

939
00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:01,400
Speaker 1: the same, Emira one. Now that he's gone, let us

940
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:05,640
Speaker 1: the shaman's dead. That's bad sign for us. I'll get

941
00:57:05,680 --> 00:57:07,800
Speaker 1: us out of here. Follow me, and the sharp is

942
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:12,800
Speaker 1: dead and the sharp is dead. Might shooting around somewhere.

943
00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:16,200
Speaker 1: W would you do? Bruce? That's not my name, but

944
00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:22,120
Speaker 1: following me out here? What did your name? Keith? Dumb

945
00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:26,120
Speaker 1: name for batman? You gonna lay off? I'm sorry trying

946
00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:30,000
Speaker 1: to piss him off? All right? You guys trying to

947
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:33,560
Speaker 1: get down from the mountain. Oh my god, yeah, yes

948
00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:37,080
Speaker 1: we are. You just take this elevator right here, eve elevator.

949
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:40,000
Speaker 1: I'll get in the elevator. Why not there's no elevator.

950
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:42,920
Speaker 1: Come on, this looks like an elevate. I mean, this

951
00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:46,600
Speaker 1: is so easy thelet come on. Woud be a stupid

952
00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:48,600
Speaker 1: bitch in the elevator? Come not? Why does he have

953
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:53,840
Speaker 1: a tail? Tail? Get in the elevator. I'm getting in

954
00:57:53,840 --> 00:58:01,640
Speaker 1: the elevator. I'm a sucker for a short I'm back.

955
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:11,760
Speaker 1: You know he was evil. I missed you. I went

956
00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:15,520
Speaker 1: to another life. People were beautiful, people were sweet. Where

957
00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:18,240
Speaker 1: did you get that tall boy? Pdr Your goddamn business

958
00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:20,640
Speaker 1: back the hell up? Ask you the question, for fox sake,

959
00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:22,640
Speaker 1: what do you mean? I think you know what I mean?

960
00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:24,840
Speaker 1: I just told you I was in another world. Ask

961
00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:30,360
Speaker 1: her the question, what, oh my beer? I got you?

962
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:34,680
Speaker 1: You get that phone. Yeah, yeah, I do. Why where

963
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:37,360
Speaker 1: did you come from? The elevator? Came back down and

964
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:39,440
Speaker 1: I came back down. Thank god, you saved me. You

965
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:41,440
Speaker 1: killed the guy up there, and then we came down together.

966
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:46,280
Speaker 1: I got it. It's recording. Phone got all shattered, my phone.

967
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:49,720
Speaker 1: I got a great deal with Verizon. Verizon. Yeah, wow,

968
00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:51,680
Speaker 1: well let's use your phone. They gave me the hook

969
00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:56,760
Speaker 1: up and age the pH because Tracy, I get down

970
00:58:56,800 --> 00:59:00,680
Speaker 1: on this knee and I present to you and Amethyst,

971
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:06,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god, love you. I'll love you too, and

972
00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:10,920
Speaker 1: I want you forever. Okay, I guess I don't know,

973
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:14,200
Speaker 1: y'all a sword of God. This is the weirdest day.

974
00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:19,600
Speaker 1: Take a sip. It's good, right, That is the best

975
00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:24,680
Speaker 1: play I have. I like that. Is this supposed to

976
00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:26,360
Speaker 1: be a video? Because I just took a couple of picks.

977
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:30,720
Speaker 1: Oh man, were they live pigs? Just regular picks? It's

978
00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:33,520
Speaker 1: all good? She said, yes, Hey, where's the Sherman guy?

979
00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:42,040
Speaker 1: Well he did got his towers that long he was done.

980
00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:45,040
Speaker 1: And now what kind of powers y'all got? We don't

981
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:48,480
Speaker 1: know yet. It could have been a hoax. We'll try something.

982
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:55,720
Speaker 1: Room room, buck room, every's getting clean yeah, we're gonna

983
00:59:55,760 --> 01:00:00,000
Speaker 1: clean this scene up right away. Clean this scene up. Sorry,

984
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:05,240
Speaker 1: I broke. I broke through the elevator. Oh my god.

985
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:07,320
Speaker 1: It was the fourth of all the whole time. I

986
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:09,320
Speaker 1: liked that. When he came back, he said that the

987
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:13,040
Speaker 1: elevator came back down. So we're way up on the mountain.

988
01:00:13,080 --> 01:00:15,000
Speaker 1: You got into the elevator and you thought the elevator

989
01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:19,920
Speaker 1: went up. That's where's actually no, probably where I was going. Well,

990
01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:22,880
Speaker 1: he had a tale. He didn't have a tale, so

991
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:25,000
Speaker 1: he wasn't Batman. No, no, it turns out he was

992
01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:29,480
Speaker 1: guy named Keith, just had a bad voice modulator. No

993
01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:32,320
Speaker 1: one mentioned it. He was embarrassed, but then he liked

994
01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:34,080
Speaker 1: the idea that he might be Batman, so he just

995
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:36,280
Speaker 1: kind of went yea, I would go with that too. Again,

996
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:39,560
Speaker 1: this is dropping away after the holidays, but for those

997
01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:42,280
Speaker 1: of you knowing as we record, this is our our

998
01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:46,040
Speaker 1: final recording of the year, and it's shortly after a

999
01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:49,400
Speaker 1: year since we started alchemy this so I want to

1000
01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:52,840
Speaker 1: thank you all for giving me the holiday gift of

1001
01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:57,400
Speaker 1: your genius. Thank you, very very You're welcome. The most

1002
01:00:57,400 --> 01:01:03,439
Speaker 1: fun I have doing anything ever, Sorry, Masel. So let's

1003
01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:06,480
Speaker 1: go around and say good wishes and thank you for

1004
01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:10,520
Speaker 1: extraordinary year of two thousand nineteen. I'll echo all that

1005
01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:14,760
Speaker 1: thank you to everybody here. A bunch of badasses love it.

1006
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:18,040
Speaker 1: Thank you everyone who listened. James next year. Yeah, thank

1007
01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:21,920
Speaker 1: you all around the world for listening. It is exciting

1008
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:25,760
Speaker 1: times that we have such reach on a platform. And

1009
01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:27,920
Speaker 1: you'll be back to read more reviews in the new year.

1010
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:32,160
Speaker 1: Absolutely will okay, awesome. I love playing with all of you,

1011
01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:34,520
Speaker 1: and the fact that we're just goofing around and that

1012
01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:36,960
Speaker 1: people are listening to it and responding to it is

1013
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:43,280
Speaker 1: so inheartening and mind blowing. Thank you, venete Um. I

1014
01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:49,000
Speaker 1: am going to do some solo projects this year, just kidding.

1015
01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:54,480
Speaker 1: Echo everybody's nice sentiments in this lovely echoing cave. Um.

1016
01:01:54,600 --> 01:01:56,720
Speaker 1: It's been so fun. I can't believe that it's gone.

1017
01:01:57,400 --> 01:01:59,480
Speaker 1: So it feels like we just started doing it. So

1018
01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:01,360
Speaker 1: it's such a treat and it makes me happy, and

1019
01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:04,400
Speaker 1: it's crazy. People are so nice. These are really nice

1020
01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:07,080
Speaker 1: people that interact with us. Usually the internet so full

1021
01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:10,600
Speaker 1: of trolls, and everybody has been so friendly. So whatever

1022
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:14,120
Speaker 1: the targeting add algorithms are, I'd love to get my

1023
01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:16,800
Speaker 1: hands on those Yeah, how did you find us? We'd

1024
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:19,520
Speaker 1: love to hear from you. Uh, Chris, Yeah, same thing,

1025
01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:22,080
Speaker 1: same same, same same same, all of all of this

1026
01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:24,840
Speaker 1: room is full of love. Everybody we interact with outside

1027
01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:26,840
Speaker 1: of this room is full of love. And like those

1028
01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:30,480
Speaker 1: the art pieces, the pictures, the T shirts, the animated stuff,

1029
01:02:30,520 --> 01:02:33,040
Speaker 1: it's not only is it cool and fun, it's like

1030
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Speaker 1: it's very meaningful. Yeah, it is meaningful. Yeah, it makes

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Speaker 1: us all feel a little bit better about just goofing

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Speaker 1: off and having fun. That people want to get that involved,

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Speaker 1: I know, And I feel like it just strips the

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Speaker 1: ego away from everything and it's just pure goodness. What

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Speaker 1: do you think the deal is with Joey though? All

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Speaker 1: the go I'm still hearing all night. Sorry here, everything's

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Speaker 1: so weird. Let's tank our engineering and the I heart media.

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Speaker 1: We're going to need a doctor right to us at

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Speaker 1: your name here in alchemy this dot com, Your name

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Speaker 1: here in alcomy, this dot com, Patreon dot com, slash

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Speaker 1: alchemy this. We love you so much. Happy New Year,

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Speaker 1: Until next time,