WEBVTT - The Best Thing To Do--Get Another Panda! 

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<v Speaker 1>I think the best thing to do would be get

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<v Speaker 1>another panda. It's one more thing.

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<v Speaker 2>But before we get to that, it's time to finally

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<v Speaker 2>answer the question that's been on so many minds. How

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<v Speaker 2>has Rosie O'Donnell reacted to Mika and Joe visiting Trump?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, stretch? Can you imagine giving a shit? Half a shit?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you imagine being so I don't know, dope, be

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<v Speaker 2>an odd that you'd be like, oh my god, Rosie's

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<v Speaker 2>talking about Joe and Beeker going down to mar A Lago. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>this is what she said, So.

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<v Speaker 3>Mika and Joe went down to mar Largo to kiss

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<v Speaker 3>the ring. So last time I ever watched Morning Joe,

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<v Speaker 3>period and statement, unreal, unreal. For months, you were telling

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<v Speaker 3>us he's the worst thing that could happen to this

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<v Speaker 3>country and democracy, and then you.

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<v Speaker 4>Go kiss his ring. Despicable, despicable You.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, you can't say end of statement, then

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<v Speaker 2>keep talking. It's just a yeah, right, I just right

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<v Speaker 2>about that one part. But I don't blame the viewers

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<v Speaker 2>who have reacted that way. Wait a second, you can't

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<v Speaker 2>spend four entire hours every day one talking about this

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<v Speaker 2>guy's hitler and the end of it. It's the end

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<v Speaker 2>of civilization.

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<v Speaker 1>And two, how there's no possible way he can win,

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<v Speaker 1>And then you lay out your argument, why, here's the

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<v Speaker 1>data that shows he can't win, and then turns out

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<v Speaker 1>you were wrong. He could win easily. And two then

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<v Speaker 1>you're like, what are you gonna do? Let's go have

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<v Speaker 1>lunch with him. What right? So there's actually data. On

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<v Speaker 1>this Monday, a six am hour of Morning Joe had

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred and thirteen thousand viewers in demo. By the way,

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<v Speaker 1>that ain't enough people to have all of those salaries

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<v Speaker 1>and all of those people and all those cameras and

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<v Speaker 1>everything like that. I don't know how long that can last.

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<v Speaker 1>But Monday it was one hundred and thirteen thousand people

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<v Speaker 1>in demo, and then the next day after their big announcement,

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<v Speaker 1>eighty one thousand. That's a pretty big drop off in

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<v Speaker 1>one day.

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<v Speaker 2>Holy cow. That reminds me of the Washington Post losing

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<v Speaker 2>a quarter of a million subscribers when they did the right.

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<v Speaker 1>Thing and coincidentally or not.

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<v Speaker 2>Not endorsing the moron.

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<v Speaker 1>Komla coincidentally are not the big parent company that owns

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<v Speaker 1>all the so many of those cable news channels announced

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<v Speaker 1>that they're going to spin off some of them and

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<v Speaker 1>made noises that MSNBC is probably not going to be

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<v Speaker 1>packaged with NBC anymore. So I don't know. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody knows what's going on there. And I guess Scarborough

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<v Speaker 1>and Miko talked yesterday about we might be done in

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<v Speaker 1>a year, and Mika said we might be done tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>And they were beating CNN in a lot of day

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<v Speaker 2>parts and a lot of demos, So could this be?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, and the trend line is unmistakable if you're

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<v Speaker 2>running a cable news network.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, one thing that happened this presidential election, and Trump

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<v Speaker 1>made it more clear than anyone, is the change in

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<v Speaker 1>the media landscape. You can go on Joe Rogan and

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<v Speaker 1>on election Day it was like seventy five million views.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what it's up to now, seventy five

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<v Speaker 1>million by going on Joe Rogan versus you could have

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<v Speaker 1>gone on Joe and Mika and had eighty thousand people

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<v Speaker 1>see you.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, yeah, yeah, Well, change change, it's inevitable.

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<v Speaker 1>So here's my thing on maybe we ought to get

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<v Speaker 1>another pandem my I don't know where I am on

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<v Speaker 1>video games with my kids. I really don't. I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I've read a lot of the studies and all that

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<v Speaker 1>sort of stuff. But see, when I was young, they

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<v Speaker 1>talked about how awful television was for you, and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't feel like other than opportunity cost, which is not

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<v Speaker 1>a minor thing, but other than opportunity costs, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>feel like television did any damage to me. But again,

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<v Speaker 1>not that opportunity cost is not a big deal because

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<v Speaker 1>you are doing the control group of what of you?

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<v Speaker 2>You're the experiment group?

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<v Speaker 1>You watch TV? How the control group? Well, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have any idea, but I just I certainly don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Have that truth bomb right there. You shouldn't think it is.

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<v Speaker 2>I doved for cover, I've got I got divine.

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<v Speaker 1>There are plenty of things in my life I was

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<v Speaker 1>warned against that I can tell you right now. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>they were bad for me, and that was a bad idea.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't feel that way about television. But so I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know where I am on video games and video games.

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<v Speaker 1>There's different lots of different kinds of video games, but

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<v Speaker 1>this particular one that my son is into now. He

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<v Speaker 1>also has a lot of other issues and to a

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<v Speaker 1>certain extent, him playing this video game is better than

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of other things he could be doing or

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<v Speaker 1>thinking about. But there's this video game that he got into,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't know how he came to discover. It's

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<v Speaker 1>called Planet Zoo and it's you running a zoo.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I've heard of that, yeah, oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And the version that you pay for, because there's a

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<v Speaker 1>free version that's kind of a smaller version then the

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<v Speaker 1>version you pay for, which we bought the other day.

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<v Speaker 1>It's running a business. They made it a zoo to

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<v Speaker 1>make it more interesting for kids, but I mean it

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<v Speaker 1>is so exhaustive in its different ways that it's like

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<v Speaker 1>running a business, Like keeping track of how many people

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<v Speaker 1>are visiting and which exhibits they're visiting, and what that

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<v Speaker 1>exhibit costs, and whether or not it's a good idea

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<v Speaker 1>to keep that exhibit if only this many, and just

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<v Speaker 1>hiring people you're having trouble hiring people, and then what

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<v Speaker 1>you got to pay them more to keep them around,

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<v Speaker 1>and just all these different things. It's just fascinating, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm fascinated that my son's so into it.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm jealous that I didn't have that as a kid.

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<v Speaker 1>Kittie I grew up on.

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<v Speaker 5>They were obviously not of the graphs that we see now,

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<v Speaker 5>but there were Zoo Tycoon. There's also a new one

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<v Speaker 5>that I will admit I play at times that you

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<v Speaker 5>build and run a theme park and you can build

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<v Speaker 5>the roller coasters, and then you decide where the food

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<v Speaker 5>goes and how to generate traffic going in certain directs.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really cool. That is interesting. Like he had a

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<v Speaker 1>panda display and it was getting some traffic, but not

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<v Speaker 1>that much, so he just added a whole bunch to

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<v Speaker 1>his panda display to try to make it more appealing

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<v Speaker 1>to people who visit the zoo. He had to spend

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<v Speaker 1>a whole bunch of the money that he had saved

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<v Speaker 1>up from the zoo on it, so it better work out.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's just really that's fantastic.

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<v Speaker 2>If he ever consider a pandas.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, I'll just said that to him. This is what

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<v Speaker 1>you do after the zoo closes and you're gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>to get this out through the dark web or something

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<v Speaker 1>like that. You stage panda fights, barbars, you charge people.

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<v Speaker 1>You know they're gonna have to pay you cash because

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<v Speaker 1>he can't have this on the books.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, Like fifty thousand get to walk in the door.

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<v Speaker 2>Then the wagering, you get the vig right.

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<v Speaker 1>You might need a vet who's on the payroll also

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<v Speaker 1>on the sly.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, I regret my own.

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<v Speaker 1>Joke this turn.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I was gonna say, if he ever gets tired

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<v Speaker 5>of the zoo, there are theme parks there, arcade centers,

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<v Speaker 5>and then I believe there's another one where it's you

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<v Speaker 5>can build a stadium and decide where you put the

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<v Speaker 5>all the stuff for people to explore.

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<v Speaker 1>It's pretty cool. Yeah, if nothing else, just the number

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<v Speaker 1>of different things that made him think about that you

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't normally think about. Like he was open till he

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<v Speaker 1>thought it'd be a good idea to be open till

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<v Speaker 1>nine o'clock at night or something of the zoo, but

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<v Speaker 1>nobody was coming in that late, and it was costing

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of money to have employees around, so he

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<v Speaker 1>cut back the hours. Oh this is fantastic. I couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>love this more. What an interesting idea for a game.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm surprised it's so popular. It's really popular.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm encouraged that it's popular like that, And again

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<v Speaker 2>I'm jealous. I wish i'd had that as a kid.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, it gets your your brain going in so

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<v Speaker 2>many different directions that are necessary to understand the world

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<v Speaker 2>and business.

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<v Speaker 1>And if video games could go that direction or have

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<v Speaker 1>gone that direction, and then you add I and add

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<v Speaker 1>in an AI element that might be able to make

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<v Speaker 1>it even more amazing. Those could be some tremendous learning tools.

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<v Speaker 2>Then you graduate to Hoe Palace where you're running a

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<v Speaker 2>brothel when.

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<v Speaker 1>You're about fifteen. You want to run Hoe Palace.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, you gotta you gotta pay the girls and or guys.

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta pay off the cops the strip club.

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<v Speaker 1>And like your son will say, yeah, Candy hurt her

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<v Speaker 1>ankle so she can't hang upside down from the pole anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>So I had to lay her off.

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<v Speaker 2>Right. Oh my god, Candy is a real you know,

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<v Speaker 2>a real producer. Maybe you have her ten bar for

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit, you know, keep her on the payroll

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<v Speaker 2>till our ankle is healed. See, you gotta be creative.

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta think you know the cost benefits.

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<v Speaker 1>I hired a new DJ. I thought I would bring

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<v Speaker 1>in more money, but it didn't make any difference whatsoever.

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<v Speaker 1>Complete waste guys. Put your hands together for Candy.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh now, I feel slimy.

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<v Speaker 4>You should, you know, as Like when I was a kid,

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<v Speaker 4>my parents got me this game put up by the

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<v Speaker 4>DMV called Smog Control. You got to stand in line

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<v Speaker 4>in real time for like two hours and then finally

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<v Speaker 4>you earn some money and then you get the car smogged. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I like the idea of a DMV simulator.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh what do you hate your kid?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I guess that's it.