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We'd 0:01:07.160 --> 0:01:09.120 love to hear from all of you today eight hundred 0:01:09.160 --> 0:01:11.000 and nine four one sewn if you want to be 0:01:11.040 --> 0:01:14.039 a part of the program. You know what's sad is 0:01:14.200 --> 0:01:18.959 how many people are now being drawn right back in 0:01:20.240 --> 0:01:27.400 because Democrats cannot accept a nine month FI investigation, two 0:01:27.560 --> 0:01:34.479 congressional investigations, and now a Muller report, no evidence whatsoever 0:01:34.680 --> 0:01:38.959 of Trump Russia collusion. Well, he didn't take a position 0:01:39.040 --> 0:01:42.319 on obstruction, did he. He laid out both sides. Yeah, 0:01:42.319 --> 0:01:45.920 But when he did so, he did say when Attorney 0:01:45.959 --> 0:01:49.680 General Barr said, this has nothing to do with the 0:01:49.760 --> 0:01:52.559 issue of whether or whether or not you can indite 0:01:52.600 --> 0:01:57.040 a sitting president. But he and Rod Rosenstein looked at 0:01:57.080 --> 0:02:01.000 the Muller report, which the Attorney General knew when he 0:02:01.080 --> 0:02:02.840 sent out his memo they were going to be releasing, 0:02:02.840 --> 0:02:06.200 which means, why would he release something that would contradict 0:02:06.200 --> 0:02:08.600 what he knows is eventually coming out. It never would 0:02:08.639 --> 0:02:13.399 make sense. And they said, if it really is simple, though, 0:02:13.480 --> 0:02:15.480 Number one, you don't have an underlying crime, So what 0:02:15.560 --> 0:02:18.880 are you obstructing? Number two? Most of those statements were 0:02:18.880 --> 0:02:22.119 made publicly by Trump. Okay. Number three, you can fire 0:02:22.120 --> 0:02:25.880 an FBI director for any reason or no reason, and 0:02:26.160 --> 0:02:29.040 James Comey is the one that said that. But for 0:02:29.080 --> 0:02:33.240 them so quickly, Rod Rosenstein and the Attorney General bar 0:02:33.360 --> 0:02:37.000 to decide no obstruction because Mulla doesn't make the decision. 0:02:37.080 --> 0:02:41.160 That that's their now greatest hope. But beyond the greatest 0:02:41.200 --> 0:02:43.880 hope is they're now thinking, all right, we got six 0:02:44.040 --> 0:02:48.760 eight new congressional investigations. You know what that means? Every 0:02:48.919 --> 0:02:53.560 single person that has been grilled? What five hundred people 0:02:53.639 --> 0:02:56.240 under Mueller? How many people have been brought before the 0:02:56.280 --> 0:02:59.160 House committees? How many people have been brought before the 0:02:59.200 --> 0:03:02.959 Senate committee? This has now gone on nine months prior 0:03:03.000 --> 0:03:09.360 to the near two years. It was May of twenty sixteen, seventeen. 0:03:09.840 --> 0:03:13.440 This all started two years now. But it's really like 0:03:14.200 --> 0:03:17.800 if you're really two years and seven months, that's how 0:03:17.840 --> 0:03:21.720 long this has gone on and no evidence of collusion. 0:03:22.680 --> 0:03:27.280 But the Democrats can't accept it, and their hope is 0:03:27.280 --> 0:03:31.920 is that and the graint irony is the reason the 0:03:32.000 --> 0:03:36.280 Attorney General has full discretion whether to release any of 0:03:36.360 --> 0:03:40.720 the Mueller report or none of the Mueller report is 0:03:40.720 --> 0:03:43.560 because after the impeachment of Bill Clinton and the whole 0:03:43.640 --> 0:03:46.320 Ken Star issue, it was the Democrats that said, we 0:03:46.400 --> 0:03:48.800 can't go through this again and have these things released 0:03:48.800 --> 0:03:53.200 to the public. Wow, just for political reasons. Things change. 0:03:53.240 --> 0:03:56.320 But anyway, so by the middle of this month, maybe sooner, 0:03:56.760 --> 0:04:01.960 the report will be let out. And listen, I'm sure 0:04:02.080 --> 0:04:06.400 there's a sentence of three four sentences that will say, well, 0:04:06.400 --> 0:04:10.600 this raised eyebrows, but it doesn't. Remember, in obstruction, you 0:04:10.760 --> 0:04:15.240 have to prove intent, and that is a standard that 0:04:15.360 --> 0:04:20.080 is so high that it's probably it will never be reached, 0:04:20.200 --> 0:04:24.920 especially when there's no underlying crime. And it's so funny 0:04:24.960 --> 0:04:29.320 that obstruction of justice now is the big key, you know, 0:04:29.800 --> 0:04:36.440 obsession of Democrats. We've got obstruction of justice and they 0:04:36.480 --> 0:04:39.160 don't ever talk about it in the media. You know, 0:04:39.240 --> 0:04:44.320 the hate rage Trump media mob. But we have real obstruction. 0:04:44.360 --> 0:04:46.400 As a matter of fact, I think it's the biggest 0:04:47.160 --> 0:04:52.359 slam dunk with an underlying crime in this case, that 0:04:52.440 --> 0:04:56.320 being the Espionage Act that we all know that Hillary 0:04:56.360 --> 0:05:00.359 Clinton Violet. It's not even there's not an intelligent person 0:05:00.480 --> 0:05:02.400 that is making the case. The only people that made 0:05:02.400 --> 0:05:05.480 that case are oh the people that thought Trump should 0:05:05.480 --> 0:05:08.120 win one hundred million to zero. I mean Hillary should 0:05:08.120 --> 0:05:10.400 win one hundred million in a zero and that we 0:05:11.040 --> 0:05:16.080 are all smelly Walmart voters. I can smell them Walmart voters. 0:05:17.200 --> 0:05:21.719 I just I love Walmart. A Walmart is the best. 0:05:21.720 --> 0:05:26.600 They had a super Walmart when I lived in Athens, Alabama, 0:05:26.640 --> 0:05:28.360 and I used to go there all the time, put 0:05:28.400 --> 0:05:32.360 everything there. They have furniture, they had sporting equipment, they 0:05:32.440 --> 0:05:37.200 had clothes, groceries, they had it all everything you could 0:05:37.200 --> 0:05:42.000 ever want. One stop shopping and everything was cheap relatively speaking. 0:05:42.080 --> 0:05:46.240 Same with Kmart, Target, all those stores. What's the Costcos? 0:05:46.279 --> 0:05:48.680 I love Costcos? You know why I love Costcos because 0:05:48.680 --> 0:05:51.680 they give you free samples as you walk around and 0:05:51.760 --> 0:05:54.280 it works. I remember one day I got a free 0:05:54.279 --> 0:05:57.120 sample of like a Philly cheese stick. I'm like, where 0:05:57.160 --> 0:06:00.720 do I get those? I know? It works, right, I think, well, 0:06:01.240 --> 0:06:03.240 you know now you're gonna work. I'm like, can I 0:06:03.240 --> 0:06:05.560 have another free one? I'm like, this is gonna be 0:06:05.600 --> 0:06:08.640 my lunch. I'll never forget. Clark Howard is a friend 0:06:08.680 --> 0:06:12.880 of ours from Atlanta on our affiliate station WSB there 0:06:13.200 --> 0:06:15.840 and he would talk about the great lunches you can 0:06:15.880 --> 0:06:19.039 get for like a dollar or two dollars at Costco's, 0:06:19.080 --> 0:06:21.680 like the greatest hot dogs ever, and you got these 0:06:21.680 --> 0:06:27.680 super deals at Costco's. He even bought his wife's engagement 0:06:27.880 --> 0:06:33.039 ring at Costco's. Neil Boorts used to swear that Clark 0:06:33.120 --> 0:06:40.480 Howard would literally donate his clothing to a good will 0:06:40.600 --> 0:06:43.280 store that would then go to the process and the 0:06:43.279 --> 0:06:45.800 difficulty of cleaning it before they put it on the racks, 0:06:46.520 --> 0:06:49.160 and then go in and buy it after because it 0:06:49.200 --> 0:06:50.840 was cheaper and he wouldn't have to pay for the 0:06:51.360 --> 0:06:57.760 cleaning bill. Well, I'm listen this guy. It's pretty amazing. Now. 0:06:57.760 --> 0:07:00.359 I saw, I actually one time saw the ring that 0:07:00.400 --> 0:07:04.920 he for his engagement. It was a massive ring. This 0:07:05.120 --> 0:07:08.400 is no small ring here. But anyway, I digress. Well, 0:07:08.440 --> 0:07:11.920 we know that James Baker, under James Colemey, the number 0:07:11.920 --> 0:07:15.120 one lawyer at the FBI, the Chief council for the 0:07:15.240 --> 0:07:17.520 FBI was a guy by the name of James Baker. 0:07:18.040 --> 0:07:20.440 And James Baker the underlying crime with Hillary was the 0:07:20.640 --> 0:07:24.080 Espionage Act. What does it say that's eighteen USC. Seven 0:07:24.240 --> 0:07:29.760 ninety three gross negligence and mishandling classified documents. Intentionally mishandling 0:07:29.760 --> 0:07:34.360 classified documents. This is section f d E. And if 0:07:34.360 --> 0:07:39.120 you go to eighteen USC. Nineteen twenty four, knowingly removing 0:07:39.160 --> 0:07:43.680 classified documents with intent to retain them, theft of government 0:07:43.760 --> 0:07:47.880 documents eighteen USC. Six. I mean Greg Jarrett has gone 0:07:47.880 --> 0:07:51.160 through this chapter and verse all of these things. So 0:07:51.320 --> 0:07:54.440 and then, but if you if you subpoena at emails, 0:07:54.480 --> 0:07:59.560 imagine Adam you know the cowardly shift. Now we even 0:07:59.600 --> 0:08:01.920 invited him for three hours on this radio show and 0:08:02.000 --> 0:08:05.440 an hour on TV. But we've also been public that 0:08:05.520 --> 0:08:09.280 we have a dossier on Adam Schiff. It's not a 0:08:09.360 --> 0:08:12.200 Russian dossier, I don't know, but we do have a 0:08:12.240 --> 0:08:15.880 tape of him colluding with Russians to dig up dirt. 0:08:16.560 --> 0:08:21.920 What the guy in the Donald Trump, Um, what would 0:08:21.960 --> 0:08:27.320 the nature of the compromise be, naked dodom Trump My tideals? Yes, 0:08:27.840 --> 0:08:31.760 they're compromising mat tideals. Uh, what is the nature of 0:08:31.760 --> 0:08:36.520 the compromising materials? Naked Trump? Naked Trump? Um? Have you 0:08:36.559 --> 0:08:39.800 shared this with Vladimir? Oh? Yeah, of course, of course, 0:08:39.840 --> 0:08:42.640 we said with Vladimir or you know or you know, 0:08:42.720 --> 0:08:47.160 I love the collusion with Russia, he tell Vladimir, told Vladimir, 0:08:47.280 --> 0:08:50.840 or more flexibility after my election is my last election? 0:08:50.880 --> 0:08:54.280 Told Vladimir, more flexibility. Okay, I can't pull the American 0:08:54.320 --> 0:08:56.400 toll that I have to wait till after the election 0:08:56.440 --> 0:08:57.920 to do all the things we really want to do 0:08:57.960 --> 0:08:59.720 that they wouldn't want us to do. So just pull 0:08:59.760 --> 0:09:03.520 him hanging there, a more flexibility later, just relaxed, chill. 0:09:05.240 --> 0:09:08.400 It's such hypocrites anyway, So they're gonna dig down deep 0:09:08.440 --> 0:09:10.920 into this. By the way, the pressure is now building 0:09:10.960 --> 0:09:14.960 for the cowardly Shift to resign. I mentioned this on 0:09:15.040 --> 0:09:18.840 Friday that Fox News has the letters signed by every 0:09:18.920 --> 0:09:22.600 Republican on the committee Republican slamming the cowardly Shift for 0:09:22.679 --> 0:09:25.719 his claims in the media that there was more than 0:09:25.840 --> 0:09:29.600 circumstantial evidence the collusions. This is why he won't come 0:09:29.600 --> 0:09:34.160 on this program because our dossier is not Russian. Our 0:09:34.240 --> 0:09:37.680 dossier is him talking to a Russian colluding with a Russian. 0:09:37.800 --> 0:09:41.440 That's part of it all. Our dossier is his Adams 0:09:41.480 --> 0:09:48.040 Shift in his own words, lying again and again, and really, 0:09:48.200 --> 0:09:51.120 when you think about it, I may I know this 0:09:51.240 --> 0:09:54.800 is really off track. But at some point did they 0:09:54.840 --> 0:10:00.440 ever say, oh, maybe we ought to find solutions that 0:10:00.679 --> 0:10:05.040 helped the American people. Maybe that's a better political strategy 0:10:05.880 --> 0:10:12.040 than waking up and rage hating Donald Trump and you know, 0:10:12.200 --> 0:10:15.760 trying to get him out of office. I have an idea. 0:10:15.920 --> 0:10:18.240 You got a whole slate of candidates that have been 0:10:18.400 --> 0:10:23.120 getting to emerge, including creepy crazy Uncle Joe, and we're 0:10:23.120 --> 0:10:27.240 gonna get to him today and crazy Beato, the dirt 0:10:27.320 --> 0:10:31.679 eater that he is. He had some interesting comments this weekend. 0:10:31.760 --> 0:10:35.320 We'll get to that too. We expect this week that 0:10:35.440 --> 0:10:40.559 Devin Neunez is going to release the criminal referrals, and 0:10:40.640 --> 0:10:44.160 this is going to nobody seems to understand what's about 0:10:44.200 --> 0:10:47.800 to happen. There is going to be a series of 0:10:47.880 --> 0:10:52.560 things that now happen that will prove Hannity was right, 0:10:53.120 --> 0:10:58.080 the biggest boomerang ever. And all of a sudden, those 0:10:58.160 --> 0:11:02.160 deep state actors that we've been unappeeling a layer a 0:11:02.280 --> 0:11:04.199 day off this onion. We're getting into the core of 0:11:04.240 --> 0:11:07.360 the onion pretty soon, I hope. But all those people 0:11:07.400 --> 0:11:12.360 that did things to undermine an election, to have basically 0:11:12.400 --> 0:11:15.560 involved in a coup to prevent the election of one 0:11:15.600 --> 0:11:20.280 candidate over another and taking steps not informing a FISA judge. 0:11:20.360 --> 0:11:23.480 Hillary pays for the dirty dossier from the foreign national 0:11:23.559 --> 0:11:27.440 with Russian lies, for example, and withholding that information. That's 0:11:27.440 --> 0:11:32.480 committing a fraud on the FISA court. Not saying that, oh, 0:11:32.520 --> 0:11:35.880 none of this is verified. How do you it's not. 0:11:36.240 --> 0:11:39.720 The thing is, if anybody claims it's verified, it's unverifiable. 0:11:40.240 --> 0:11:41.719 Why do you say that. How do you know that? 0:11:42.240 --> 0:11:45.920 Because the guy that built the dossier and wrote the dossier, 0:11:46.559 --> 0:11:48.800 he doesn't verify it. He said, I have no idea, 0:11:48.840 --> 0:11:51.839 this was just raw intelligence. And he only said it 0:11:51.880 --> 0:11:54.880 when he was under the threat of perjury. So we 0:11:54.960 --> 0:11:58.720 got the criminal referras. Then you got eventually the president 0:11:58.840 --> 0:12:03.240 is going to de classify and release viz A warrants. 0:12:04.200 --> 0:12:07.880 And if Neunez and Grassley Graham and I doubt they 0:12:07.960 --> 0:12:11.800 lied in their memos, just like the hope that they think, well, 0:12:11.840 --> 0:12:15.680 the Attorney General Barr is covering for the president. Well, 0:12:15.720 --> 0:12:18.200 he knew he was releasing the vast majority of it 0:12:18.240 --> 0:12:22.160 except sources methods. I disagree with the president. I think 0:12:22.200 --> 0:12:26.760 they should absolutely assert executive privilege as any other president 0:12:26.800 --> 0:12:29.920 would in certain information and I know they're going to 0:12:30.000 --> 0:12:33.480 protect I guess individuals third parties that whose name come 0:12:33.520 --> 0:12:39.320 up in Muller's report. And Democrats are fuming now, absolutely apoplectic. 0:12:39.400 --> 0:12:43.120 Not only at Mueller, they're furious at him, but what 0:12:43.160 --> 0:12:46.400 did they want him to do? Why? My big You know, 0:12:46.440 --> 0:12:48.800 I'd love to have a beer with Robert Mueller. I 0:12:49.120 --> 0:12:54.079 would love to ask him, why why did you appoint 0:12:54.240 --> 0:12:59.640 these people? Why it made no sense? You know, he's 0:12:59.640 --> 0:13:03.400 a new FBI guy. I'd still think he could have 0:13:03.440 --> 0:13:05.720 handled the uranium one issue a lot better because we 0:13:05.760 --> 0:13:07.760 had William Campbell as our source. He was the FI. 0:13:08.120 --> 0:13:11.920 I just why would you put Clinton's attorney on your 0:13:11.960 --> 0:13:14.120 stat with Peter Struck and paid on your stamp? Why 0:13:14.160 --> 0:13:16.880 didn't you reveal that? Why did it take the inspector general? 0:13:19.920 --> 0:13:23.160 Just just a desire to know, is we have followed 0:13:23.200 --> 0:13:26.000 this so closely? All right? We got a lot of 0:13:26.000 --> 0:13:29.200 ground to cover today. We have a big crisis on 0:13:29.240 --> 0:13:33.760 the border again emerging, and even the Department of Homeland 0:13:33.800 --> 0:13:37.520 Security Secretary under Obama J. Johnson is saying, yeah, this 0:13:37.640 --> 0:13:41.360 is a real crisis, and I'll tell you why it's big. 0:13:42.160 --> 0:13:44.240 No others in the media. I'm watching this weekend. They're 0:13:44.240 --> 0:13:47.640 just not getting it and what you should prepare yourself 0:13:47.679 --> 0:13:50.079 for the president One they didn't override his veto. That's 0:13:50.160 --> 0:13:52.960 nine billion that has been allocated by the Department of Defense, 0:13:53.040 --> 0:13:57.280 more than anybody had negotiated. 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Oh, you know, two plus years, 0:15:48.880 --> 0:15:55.080 two years, seven months, Russia, collusion, collusion, collusion, you know, stormy, stormy. 0:15:55.160 --> 0:15:57.760 You know, we've had multiple reports. We've covered this a 0:15:57.880 --> 0:16:01.080 number of times people forget you know, all these people 0:16:01.160 --> 0:16:07.800 in Congress. They use the largely unknown Congressional Accountability Act 0:16:07.840 --> 0:16:15.120 to conceal payments your money to quote victims of sexual 0:16:15.160 --> 0:16:20.160 harassment and alleged other crimes committed by legislators. The law 0:16:21.360 --> 0:16:24.360 was a well intentioned, needed, you know, effort for Congress 0:16:24.360 --> 0:16:28.040 to blah blah blah blah. Congress makes their own rules 0:16:28.040 --> 0:16:31.200 about handling sexual complaints, you know, just like they'll burden 0:16:31.280 --> 0:16:33.920 you and your family with keep your doctor, keep your plan, 0:16:34.000 --> 0:16:36.280 and pay less, but they keep their own plant and 0:16:36.280 --> 0:16:39.040 I don't want any part of that crap Medicare for all. 0:16:39.120 --> 0:16:42.800 They'll be exempted, guaranteed, you know. Meanwhile, we'll have no 0:16:42.960 --> 0:16:47.280 choice of private insurance. So they make their own rules 0:16:47.320 --> 0:16:51.720 as it relates to sexual allegations, complaints against members by 0:16:51.760 --> 0:16:55.400 members and staff, and passing laws exempting it from practices 0:16:55.440 --> 0:16:59.320 that apply to other employees. Even the Washington Post cover that, 0:17:00.240 --> 0:17:03.240 and Political even wrote that it has all the markings 0:17:03.280 --> 0:17:05.879 of a serious kendal more than seventeen million dollars in 0:17:06.000 --> 0:17:11.159 public money, public money to settle workplace disputes on Capitol Hill. 0:17:11.240 --> 0:17:15.600 Now here's my attitude. If you want to pay just 0:17:16.040 --> 0:17:18.760 maybe you're innocent, maybe you're not, but you don't want 0:17:18.800 --> 0:17:21.080 the allegation hanging over your head. Or maybe you're guilty. 0:17:21.680 --> 0:17:24.960 You go right ahead, you pay away you want you want, 0:17:25.040 --> 0:17:27.840 but if you want privacy on it, you can't use 0:17:27.840 --> 0:17:31.800 our money. How's that now? If you did use our money, 0:17:32.480 --> 0:17:35.159 well either pay it back or we need to know 0:17:35.200 --> 0:17:37.520 who you are. I think that's a fair deal. End 0:17:37.520 --> 0:17:40.679 a fair deal. Why should we pay for you know, 0:17:40.920 --> 0:17:46.080 their allegations. I have no idea what the breaking news 0:17:46.200 --> 0:17:50.240 is news is although the Current, the Harvard Current, is 0:17:51.440 --> 0:17:57.280 reporting just now that another woman says then vice president 0:17:57.400 --> 0:18:00.320 creepy crazy uncle Joe Biden touched her inappropriate, really had 0:18:00.320 --> 0:18:03.160 a grinned a fund raiser in two thousand and nine 0:18:03.760 --> 0:18:07.320 when he was vice president. It wasn't sexually grabbed me 0:18:07.359 --> 0:18:09.560 by my head. He put his hand around my neck. 0:18:09.640 --> 0:18:15.560 He pulled me into rubbed noses, Oh, rub noses with me. 0:18:15.600 --> 0:18:17.119 When he was pulling me in, I thought he was 0:18:17.160 --> 0:18:19.359 going to kiss me on the mouth. Which there's a 0:18:19.359 --> 0:18:21.360 lot of that going on. When you look at all 0:18:21.359 --> 0:18:24.280 these pictures and you put it all together, back up, 0:18:24.400 --> 0:18:27.959 you creep, get away from me, all right? You know what? 0:18:28.080 --> 0:18:31.679 I had banned Hillary, I banned all of these cuts. 0:18:31.680 --> 0:18:34.960 But oh, come on, that was so well play. It 0:18:35.160 --> 0:18:38.000 was didn't expect that very good. Jac owned No. But 0:18:38.080 --> 0:18:39.960 our breaking news, I mean, do you want to do 0:18:40.000 --> 0:18:41.360 you want to start it or you want me too? 0:18:41.400 --> 0:18:44.200 I mean, I know we weren't planning on doing this today, 0:18:44.400 --> 0:18:47.439 but I mean in light of this weekend's news and 0:18:47.480 --> 0:18:50.600 the fact that you know, creepy crazy uncle Joe might 0:18:50.600 --> 0:18:53.160 actually run for president, I mean, I think it's important. 0:18:53.200 --> 0:18:54.679 I think our audience is going to go but annas 0:18:54.720 --> 0:18:56.919 for it. Quick, go ahead and make the announcement. Are 0:18:56.920 --> 0:18:59.520 you sure? I'm ready? Do you want me to do it? Yeah? 0:18:59.560 --> 0:19:02.280 All right? So a lot of people have been asking 0:19:02.280 --> 0:19:04.159 the question. I mean, he's already been called, you know, 0:19:04.640 --> 0:19:06.879 the fake chief of staff and the guy running the 0:19:06.880 --> 0:19:10.440 White House, and so we thought maybe Sean should actually 0:19:10.440 --> 0:19:12.199 take a go at this and take a stab at 0:19:12.200 --> 0:19:15.399 this and run for president. So whoa we are? What 0:19:15.840 --> 0:19:18.520 year are we talking about? We are announcing today that 0:19:18.600 --> 0:19:20.840 Sean is actually kicking around the idea. We have an 0:19:20.840 --> 0:19:24.800 exploratory commission that he may try to run for president 0:19:24.840 --> 0:19:31.320 in twenty twenty four, following president from second term this 0:19:31.720 --> 0:19:38.480 is not okay. Did you guys spend all weekend concocting 0:19:38.520 --> 0:19:40.640 this to just it is something good for April Fools? 0:19:40.680 --> 0:19:42.600 Of course, your sense of humor helps so much because 0:19:42.640 --> 0:19:45.199 you're about as funny as a brick. Oh thank you, 0:19:45.280 --> 0:19:48.200 I'm very funny, dude. You're like the worst. You are 0:19:48.240 --> 0:19:51.480 the worst. Literally, jokes go sailing over your head. ID 0:19:51.640 --> 0:19:54.840 wasn't a job. I mean literally, you people would believe it, 0:19:54.880 --> 0:19:57.639 and then I'd have to deal with that single point 0:19:57.680 --> 0:20:00.199 of April Fools. I got it. I did a gay 0:20:00.400 --> 0:20:03.399 fools cannot get it at all? Acts, Oh, I got it. 0:20:03.480 --> 0:20:06.159 I just wasn't interested in going there. I'm not. You know, 0:20:06.320 --> 0:20:08.560 you can call me a lot of things in life, 0:20:08.600 --> 0:20:12.879 but stupid is not one of them. We're funny. You 0:20:13.000 --> 0:20:14.720 wanted me to play along with your joke. So what 0:20:14.800 --> 0:20:16.520 do we do? All right? So we create the hype 0:20:16.720 --> 0:20:21.800 Hannity stinking sports raking any twenty twenty four. Oh great, No, 0:20:21.960 --> 0:20:23.320 I'm not. Yeah, we could have kept it going for 0:20:23.400 --> 0:20:25.560 like twenty minutes. At least. You can't even keep it going. 0:20:25.640 --> 0:20:28.160 I get done talking. You just look at me. I'm like, okay, Well, 0:20:28.520 --> 0:20:30.280 silence isn't good for radio. It would have been it 0:20:30.320 --> 0:20:32.320 would have been good if you told me and brought 0:20:32.400 --> 0:20:34.520 me in on the joke a little bit. I brought 0:20:34.600 --> 0:20:36.920 you in as quickly as you needed to be brought in. 0:20:37.000 --> 0:20:39.080 You're on a need to know basis, dop. Okay, there 0:20:39.119 --> 0:20:42.280 we go. Oh you just called me look at stangingators 0:20:42.320 --> 0:20:45.720 like what Stanger wanted to put the press release out 0:20:45.760 --> 0:20:50.359 to all the affiliates. No, no, no, listen, Stang has 0:20:50.400 --> 0:20:52.520 been here for twenty five years. If anybody knows you 0:20:52.560 --> 0:20:54.399 could do it at Stanging. The one thing that I 0:20:54.440 --> 0:20:57.479 can tell you is no. That is that my answer? 0:20:58.040 --> 0:21:05.080 Aging doctor Killjoy kill, I'm sorry I ruined your Stangy 0:21:05.240 --> 0:21:07.720 remembers the day that we were in Atlanta. It was 0:21:07.760 --> 0:21:10.720 in April Fools Day and well, I don't know, morning 0:21:10.800 --> 0:21:15.440 Alternative Rock whatever ninety nine x FM and Atlanta right, 0:21:15.720 --> 0:21:19.040 and we were on as sports calls our old station, 0:21:19.200 --> 0:21:23.959 the ex Wife right and actually the signal's gone off 0:21:24.000 --> 0:21:26.639 the air, um and there's only one news talk station 0:21:26.720 --> 0:21:29.720 in Atlanta that's WSP and then goodness were part of 0:21:29.800 --> 0:21:32.479 that family anyway. So one April Fools morning, I went 0:21:32.520 --> 0:21:34.960 in and did the morning show Jimmy and Leslie's Leslie 0:21:34.960 --> 0:21:37.440 and Jimmy the Morning. Yeah, great guys. I mean, are 0:21:37.480 --> 0:21:40.879 they still working? I hope? Um. I think Leslie is 0:21:40.960 --> 0:21:44.200 a very big wig in in pro radio. Yeah, she 0:21:44.320 --> 0:21:47.600 was programming for a long time. Yeah, and Jimmy was great, 0:21:47.640 --> 0:21:50.560 and they were great people, great guys. Jimmy's awesome. I 0:21:50.680 --> 0:21:52.200 actually got to be really good friends with him. He's 0:21:52.200 --> 0:21:53.840 a great guy. So I host, I go in and 0:21:53.960 --> 0:21:56.480 take over the whole show that morning, and it's like, 0:21:56.640 --> 0:21:58.680 we're not going to play this kind of music anymore, 0:21:58.960 --> 0:22:03.080 alternative whatever, pledge. Yeah. Then I had kids calling, all Right, 0:22:03.119 --> 0:22:05.159 what we're gonna do is you guys are young, and 0:22:05.200 --> 0:22:07.080 as long as we have a young audience, you know, 0:22:07.160 --> 0:22:08.920 we want you to pledge that you're not gonna have sex, 0:22:09.040 --> 0:22:11.119 that you get married. And I people call in and 0:22:11.200 --> 0:22:14.680 make the pledge, and then others like what what wait? 0:22:14.760 --> 0:22:16.720 You know they're going nuts. And then they took over 0:22:16.840 --> 0:22:20.720 my show nine to noon. Um, and uh, they took 0:22:20.840 --> 0:22:26.760 every liberal position possible to piss off my audience, and 0:22:26.840 --> 0:22:28.520 a lot of people fell for it. Did become a 0:22:28.600 --> 0:22:31.760 pretty big deal back in the day. What year was it, 0:22:31.800 --> 0:22:36.840 do you remember? Yeah, Okay, we've been together a long time. 0:22:37.400 --> 0:22:39.639 We've been together along. You know, it's funny that we 0:22:39.720 --> 0:22:42.639 were you know, that was a huge it was a 0:22:42.800 --> 0:22:45.000 huge story and the big story. But we have a 0:22:45.040 --> 0:22:47.439 lot of fun. All right, But let's can we now 0:22:47.560 --> 0:22:50.639 transition a creepy uncle Joe? All right, I'm looking at 0:22:50.720 --> 0:22:56.159 Drudge all day. I don't get the hands around the 0:22:56.359 --> 0:23:00.600 neck and the I don't know. Maybe I'm the wrong 0:23:00.800 --> 0:23:03.879 person to ask here, but I am not a touchy 0:23:04.000 --> 0:23:06.760 feely person, like for example, every night they have to 0:23:06.920 --> 0:23:11.560 run this wire bie like god, just just fast, you know, 0:23:11.720 --> 0:23:14.119 because I love you know, I just maybe it's just me, 0:23:14.240 --> 0:23:15.720 but it's weird. I don't like I need a hug. 0:23:16.119 --> 0:23:18.639 I don't need a hug. I don't you get massages? 0:23:18.680 --> 0:23:21.000 I know you do, right, absolutely, Okay, I don't want 0:23:21.040 --> 0:23:23.840 a massage. I don't want some stranger touching me. Man. 0:23:23.880 --> 0:23:25.680 I don't care if it sounds weird to people, and 0:23:25.720 --> 0:23:29.399 not just who is this person? It's weird. Linda has 0:23:29.440 --> 0:23:31.479 been paying for them, and Joe Biden would give them 0:23:31.520 --> 0:23:35.879