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Speaker 1: Nick. Yes, here's Nick. Hello here. I am sorry, came

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Speaker 1: the audio, but I got it just in time. Don't

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Speaker 1: you worry. No, don't you freaking worry. Um, happy Monday. Okay, good, Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's true. Um, Happy Monday. I have mine VISI line in.

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Speaker 1: I just put in my fourth tray. They're a little

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Speaker 1: I gotta be wearing them more. That's why they're in today.

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Speaker 1: So if I sound a little like little lispy and gummy,

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Speaker 1: it's because of that. I'm just trying to trying to

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Speaker 1: There's this gap in my tooth, so they had to

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Speaker 1: a gap in my teeth. And sometimes in pictures I

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Speaker 1: am lie end up so you can see straight down

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Speaker 1: the gap. It's a side gap. It's on the side

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Speaker 1: just looks I like I have something in my teeth

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Speaker 1: in certain pictures and trying to close that bitch up

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Speaker 1: when they have food in their teeth? Oh? Hell yes,

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Speaker 1: I think that's a sign of like a true friendship. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know what. Paris Hilton told me that too. Paris

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Speaker 1: bitches lie to me, and you're not honest. She also

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Speaker 1: also helped enforce some like legislation in Utah. She's so

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Speaker 1: I love her. She um she used to though. She

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Speaker 1: mad at Cathy Hilton about that. Oh Buzzy, I see Buzzy. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: he's like playing with my background and I'm just worried

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Speaker 1: did you say a para key? I'm in a parakeet? Okay?

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Speaker 1: It's fucking great. I was in UM Portland for two shows.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Buzz you can hear him. Oh crabs, Bunny,

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Speaker 1: now every time I see that in Brasiln, I'm going

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Speaker 1: You know, it's like are you it asked about your

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Speaker 1: is this like kind of um you know, it's this

426
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:20,679
Speaker 1: buzzword that is this whole sect of psychology that has

427
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:23,159
Speaker 1: made people go, oh my god, if I if I

428
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:26,000
Speaker 1: need a man, or if I need my partner, then

429
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:28,520
Speaker 1: I'm weak and I'm not enough and that's a bad thing.

430
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:32,280
Speaker 1: But Attached tells you that it's not bad to need

431
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:35,400
Speaker 1: a person, and that this idea of another person completing

432
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:38,159
Speaker 1: you are making you more whole or a better version

433
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:43,360
Speaker 1: of yourself, is actually scientifically proven that they've didn't done

434
00:22:43,359 --> 00:22:45,639
Speaker 1: studies where someone's about to receive an electric shock and

435
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:48,760
Speaker 1: if they get to hold a stranger's hand, their blood

436
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:51,679
Speaker 1: pressure goes down. If they're alone, they're blood pressure is

437
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:54,240
Speaker 1: a certain level. It's pretty high. They are about to

438
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:56,640
Speaker 1: receive a shock that they are told it's going to hurt.

439
00:22:56,960 --> 00:23:00,000
Speaker 1: If they hold a stranger's hand, they're their blood pressure

440
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,080
Speaker 1: goes down slightly. If they hold their husband's hand or

441
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:05,760
Speaker 1: wife's hand, it drops way dramatically. So what it tells

442
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:10,160
Speaker 1: you is that you're able to withstand pain and discomfort

443
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:12,400
Speaker 1: if you have a partner. Then they did the other

444
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:15,520
Speaker 1: studies where a little baby girl is in a room

445
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:19,280
Speaker 1: full of toys and she's playing with toys and her

446
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,200
Speaker 1: mom is there and she's exploring, and she keeps walking

447
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,479
Speaker 1: around and looking at the toy and then looking back

448
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:23,919
Speaker 1: at the mom. We all know the little girl that

449
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:25,960
Speaker 1: does that. Little babies that they look at their parents

450
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:28,320
Speaker 1: were like, is this okay? Look at this? And then

451
00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:30,160
Speaker 1: the mom leaves the room and the baby starts howling.

452
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:33,560
Speaker 1: Another woman comes in, a stranger woman, and who's very nice,

453
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,919
Speaker 1: and the baby is just still screaming. And then the

454
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:38,040
Speaker 1: mother comes back in and the baby just hugs her

455
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:40,159
Speaker 1: and holds her tight, and then the baby slowly like

456
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:42,439
Speaker 1: make sure she's gonna stay, and then goes back to playing,

457
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:46,840
Speaker 1: which tells us that humans need loved ones to feel

458
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:49,360
Speaker 1: brave enough to do things that they want to do anyway,

459
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,240
Speaker 1: the things that are going to make them feel good

460
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:55,160
Speaker 1: and be happier people. So this whole idea of like,

461
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:57,560
Speaker 1: I've got it, I don't need a man, I don't

462
00:23:57,560 --> 00:24:00,879
Speaker 1: want to partner a romantic partners, just just like you know,

463
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:03,879
Speaker 1: the share quote of men are a dessert, like you

464
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,880
Speaker 1: don't need them, but they're nice to have. I actually

465
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:09,320
Speaker 1: think I need them. I might need a romantic partner,

466
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:12,119
Speaker 1: and there's nothing wrong with saying that or or demanding that.

467
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:14,679
Speaker 1: And I need you know, there's this great example in

468
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:16,919
Speaker 1: the book, and I've only read the first third of it,

469
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,720
Speaker 1: and you guys know, I'm not going to go past that,

470
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:21,119
Speaker 1: but I got it right spouting this off like I

471
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:25,200
Speaker 1: fucking wrote it. But it's just amazing. Um anecdote in

472
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:27,879
Speaker 1: the book about this couple that was on the Amazing

473
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:31,040
Speaker 1: Race and the whole time, this couple who you know,

474
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:32,760
Speaker 1: were like a great couple that had been together a

475
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:35,120
Speaker 1: while the woman just wanted the guy to hold her

476
00:24:35,119 --> 00:24:38,439
Speaker 1: hand during the race, literally, and he didn't want to

477
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:42,280
Speaker 1: do it. And at one point, the guy has a

478
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,399
Speaker 1: bunch of like fear of bungee jumping and they're in

479
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,359
Speaker 1: the lead, and because he has fear of bungee jumping

480
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:48,919
Speaker 1: and he's second guessing it, they lose their lead. And

481
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:52,360
Speaker 1: then they they lose and they go to the woman

482
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:54,080
Speaker 1: at the end and she's like, I shouldn't have been

483
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:57,080
Speaker 1: so needy that made him like not feel like I

484
00:24:57,119 --> 00:24:59,439
Speaker 1: don't know why I needed that, Like it just is

485
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:01,400
Speaker 1: so death spurit of me, and like that was such

486
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,680
Speaker 1: a bad look, Like I need to just like understand

487
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:05,240
Speaker 1: that he doesn't want to do that. And it's just

488
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:07,760
Speaker 1: like when the woman that wrote book goes, if he

489
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:10,040
Speaker 1: would have just held her hand, she would have felt

490
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 1: more secure. He would have gotten her to be able

491
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:16,120
Speaker 1: to reciprocate that same thing that he gave to her

492
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,200
Speaker 1: in the moment of the bungee when he was when

493
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:19,680
Speaker 1: he needed her and the bungee jumping in is it.

494
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:21,760
Speaker 1: She would have been more able to give him that

495
00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:24,000
Speaker 1: care and support that would have made him able to

496
00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:27,359
Speaker 1: overcome that fear quicker than if he rejected her hand

497
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:30,360
Speaker 1: the whole time and made her then not really want

498
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:31,800
Speaker 1: to be able to be there for him in the

499
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:34,160
Speaker 1: same way because fuck you, you didn't hold my hand

500
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:37,040
Speaker 1: and said this. You know, I think women just have

501
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:41,879
Speaker 1: this constant or at least I do, uh monologue of

502
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:45,199
Speaker 1: like in my head of I don't need like you

503
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:47,480
Speaker 1: shouldn't need someone to complete you. Yes, it's fun, Yes

504
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:50,399
Speaker 1: it's good, but that whole Jerry McGuire you complete me

505
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:54,840
Speaker 1: has always been like that's unhealthy. And it's just interesting

506
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:57,280
Speaker 1: that this book kind of turns codependency and everything I've

507
00:25:57,359 --> 00:26:00,359
Speaker 1: learned in like you know, the twelve step pro ams

508
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:04,680
Speaker 1: of like you're enough, other people can't affect your feelings.

509
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,719
Speaker 1: It's like, yes they can, and that's okay if they do.

510
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:11,000
Speaker 1: That kind of blew my mind. And you've known it

511
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,919
Speaker 1: all along, No what you've known it all along. I'm

512
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:16,359
Speaker 1: looking forward to having more of these conversations with you,

513
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 1: and I really think you should read, like make this

514
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:20,560
Speaker 1: the one book that you finished. No, I'm going I

515
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,160
Speaker 1: was joking, I really am gonna keep reading this one

516
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:25,919
Speaker 1: because it already is. You know, I always think I

517
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:27,640
Speaker 1: know what's it's going to be in it because I've

518
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:29,080
Speaker 1: heard my friends talk about this book so much, but

519
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:31,359
Speaker 1: I've already learned so much. And I sent pages to

520
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:34,000
Speaker 1: Andrew yesterday when we're traveling, so he knows all about this.

521
00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:42,119
Speaker 1: Let's get him in your Handrew. Hey, Andrew, I was

522
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:49,720
Speaker 1: just saying that the your Stevie Wonder of Assholes that

523
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:54,080
Speaker 1: was between us, and it was so funny. Oh my god,

524
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,680
Speaker 1: that's the funniest thing you've ever said. And you've said

525
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 1: some fucking funny things, but man, that was good. Oh man,

526
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:03,000
Speaker 1: a fun weekend. Whenever you're tired, you just don't. You

527
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,920
Speaker 1: just say the funniest stuff when your defenses are down.

528
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,640
Speaker 1: I love when men just like are just like then,

529
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:11,919
Speaker 1: they just get like jelly. They just say weird stuff.

530
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 1: I gotta stop drinking coffee. I think, what do you mean,

531
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:19,040
Speaker 1: just stay tired all year round? Yeah? It was so good.

532
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:24,639
Speaker 1: Um maybe um, are those the same ones that you

533
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 1: got poop onto? No, these are the same brand. There

534
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 1: Larry David's m I copy Larry David's style usually I

535
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:34,359
Speaker 1: wait for someone to die. He is older. I'm not

536
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:38,160
Speaker 1: getting in early. I just really appreciate his style. It's

537
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:41,360
Speaker 1: very clean, it's laid back. I think, you know, that's

538
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:44,719
Speaker 1: who I admire. So I buy his shoes, and I

539
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:46,919
Speaker 1: bought shoes this weekend. Did you tell them about the

540
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:52,680
Speaker 1: human ship? So I bought Echo shoes. I was very

541
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 1: excited about him. I was wearing him for the first

542
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:57,880
Speaker 1: time on stage. As you know, I like to subtly

543
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,720
Speaker 1: bring attention to my sell through new things and tell

544
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:04,439
Speaker 1: you how great they are. And I was in the

545
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 1: green room and I was like, look, hey, like these shoes,

546
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 1: these Larry David's yeah, yeah, he points them out. He

547
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:10,959
Speaker 1: goes look at my shoes and he puts them up

548
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 1: on the couch and he's showing us like they're brand new.

549
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,240
Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden, there's a smell. There's

550
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:21,000
Speaker 1: a ship. I smell, smell ship. And sure enough I

551
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 1: look on the bottom of my shoe and Larry David ship.

552
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:27,400
Speaker 1: I stepped in. Larry David ship, I think, And yeah,

553
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,520
Speaker 1: there's a lot of ship on my shoe that he

554
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,159
Speaker 1: got on the couch when he put us feet up

555
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:32,960
Speaker 1: on the couch to show us the shoes. How do

556
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 1: you know it's human? You can tell. After living in

557
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:37,960
Speaker 1: New York ten years, I could tell anything. I could

558
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:42,240
Speaker 1: tell you what kind of ethnicity of the food they ate? Yea,

559
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, human ship, dogshit in the city. Why

560
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:54,040
Speaker 1: we are so much more gross out by human ship

561
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,640
Speaker 1: than dog shit? Because if we're talking about food, human

562
00:28:56,680 --> 00:29:00,959
Speaker 1: food is good. Dog food is so gross Yet dog poop?

563
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:03,200
Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm saying? Like, why don't we

564
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 1: get grostered out by dogop? I just made up word more.

565
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:12,720
Speaker 1: I think that for me, I think what probably happens

566
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 1: is it's connected with pride disease, So I think I

567
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:18,000
Speaker 1: could get a disease from It's like if I was

568
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 1: bit by an animal as opposed to a human, I'd

569
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,840
Speaker 1: be more scared about getting bit by the human because

570
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 1: they could give you hepatitis or whatever. So you feel

571
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 1: like you could you're more connected to me. I know

572
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:33,720
Speaker 1: what I'm just saying, But yeah, you're biologically it's probably yes,

573
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:37,160
Speaker 1: there's more chance of disease in this uh. And I

574
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:40,520
Speaker 1: think we've had less exposure to human ship then, I

575
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:45,400
Speaker 1: mean our own. Yeah, you've tasted your own or millions

576
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:49,360
Speaker 1: of dogshits. I've picked up not one other person's dogshit

577
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 1: or human ship. I mean if you're a parent, though,

578
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,120
Speaker 1: you get really into it. That's a good point baby ship,

579
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 1: But baby Ship doesn't. Sometimes it stinks so bad. Oh

580
00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 1: my god. Yeah, you don't care at all. Yeah, but

581
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,320
Speaker 1: if I had to pick up someone else's baby, even

582
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:06,120
Speaker 1: if yeah, and it was gross. Yeah I used to

583
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 1: baby ship, did they. Yeah, you just get a little ship.

584
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:12,320
Speaker 1: That's a good point. I never thought of that. Yeah,

585
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 1: you should get paid extra. You should. That should be

586
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:18,400
Speaker 1: a certain up charge each diaper you have to change.

587
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 1: Should should be. If I was a babysitter, I would

588
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:24,440
Speaker 1: say that's like, yeah, it is a little weird to

589
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,240
Speaker 1: like get in there and have to like get in there,

590
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:28,760
Speaker 1: but you just treat it like your own, just like

591
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 1: Amy has a really funny joke about wiping her nieces

592
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:35,040
Speaker 1: vagina and just being like I forget what she says,

593
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 1: but how it's just like just don't think about it.

594
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:40,960
Speaker 1: Like just I remember when I had to um. There

595
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:42,960
Speaker 1: was this thing when Not Safe that we did the

596
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:45,880
Speaker 1: show I had in Coming Central, where we made guys

597
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:50,720
Speaker 1: dick picks like better we get a little models on

598
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:54,040
Speaker 1: their penises, like these big dioramas and they had a

599
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:56,440
Speaker 1: little hole in the diorama, and then we would put

600
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,719
Speaker 1: the diorama on their belly, and like they put their

601
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:00,760
Speaker 1: dick through it, and then dick would be like in

602
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:02,480
Speaker 1: the White House, or it'd be like taking a bath,

603
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 1: or would be like riding a bike in Paris with

604
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:06,880
Speaker 1: a little bag at. I wanted the dick to be

605
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:08,960
Speaker 1: the bag at in the bag of the man riding

606
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 1: the bike. Long story so anyway, I think I's sorry

607
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 1: if I've told this before, But the day before the shoot,

608
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 1: they realized that these big, you know models that they

609
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 1: had made the dioramas, were too big for the men

610
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:27,480
Speaker 1: to actually reach around the model and then place their

611
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:29,840
Speaker 1: penis and position it in the bathtub with the cucumbers

612
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:32,520
Speaker 1: on size, so that someone else would have to handle

613
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 1: these penises and pull them through the hole and put

614
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,320
Speaker 1: them next to the locker, like asking the girl to

615
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:40,320
Speaker 1: prom one had a backpack on. I don't know what

616
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 1: we were thinking. So everyone was like, we're not doing it.

617
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 1: The our department was like, that's not our job, and

618
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:49,200
Speaker 1: I immediately was like, no, it is not. I've I've

619
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:51,840
Speaker 1: done this, this is my problem. I'll do it. I

620
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:53,479
Speaker 1: didn't want to do it, but I put on gloves

621
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:57,720
Speaker 1: and I had to pick up these limp penises and

622
00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:01,280
Speaker 1: and hold them and like position them. Penises all day,

623
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:05,320
Speaker 1: many penises, and this is I do not touch penis.

624
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:07,720
Speaker 1: Like that's not something I've done in my life. Yeah,

625
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 1: especially a flaccid a man's flaccid penis, not like you know,

626
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:13,800
Speaker 1: little boys when you're wiping them when you're a babysitter.

627
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 1: I've done that before, but I had never handled a

628
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:19,239
Speaker 1: man's penis. And even to this point, like you know,

629
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:21,800
Speaker 1: this was years ago, I wasn't like, actually, you know

630
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:24,160
Speaker 1: you have to shoot these guys in email saying look

631
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 1: before you come in. Just know that they knew. They

632
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:29,880
Speaker 1: they knew that put out a chryslist ad of like

633
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 1: do you want your penis featured on this contret Central show. Yeah,

634
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:34,640
Speaker 1: but they didn't know that their penis was going to

635
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,800
Speaker 1: have to be touched by the host. I'm not saying

636
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:39,680
Speaker 1: it's a bad thing. I'm just saying they were definitely

637
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 1: told the idea of an like a very professional email

638
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:45,320
Speaker 1: like NICKI Glazer will have to pull on your flash.

639
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:47,760
Speaker 1: So how did it feel to have a flaccid random cock?

640
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 1: I just what I said. I was like, I'm a doctor,

641
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:51,400
Speaker 1: I'm a doctor. I'm a doctor. I'm a doctor. Like

642
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 1: just treat I'm a doctor, and so I kept saying,

643
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 1: I'm a doctor, I'm a doctor, I'm a doctor, I'm

644
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:55,880
Speaker 1: a doctor. I'm a doctor. The whole time I was

645
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:59,040
Speaker 1: doing it and does that work? And then I surgically

646
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:01,720
Speaker 1: removed it. Um no, it did. It did work because

647
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,720
Speaker 1: I had to like disconnect from it being a sexual

648
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 1: thing the same way, like I was reading the subreddit

649
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:11,320
Speaker 1: about it is impressive you gave yourself doctor not nurse,

650
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 1: like you went through all the school and thank you. Yeah,

651
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:17,960
Speaker 1: I love taking on a a I'm a nineteen year

652
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:24,640
Speaker 1: I'm a senior doctor at like like like I've won

653
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:28,760
Speaker 1: many awards. I'm a prostituted on prestrest. I'm a nursing home.

654
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:35,920
Speaker 1: You know what it would aid, I'm a nursing I'm

655
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:43,600
Speaker 1: a random woman grabbing. Um, so I uh, what was

656
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 1: I gonna say? Oh? Yeah, I was reading in the

657
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 1: subreddit about doctor. You know surgeons and how they are.

658
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:52,040
Speaker 1: So you ever watch a surgery, they're like they're really

659
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 1: like they like knock. There was this guy that, oh

660
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 1: I remember the reddit. It had a guy that had

661
00:33:56,240 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 1: like a fucking arrow through his face and they were

662
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 1: was like a sledgehammer to knock it through and pull

663
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 1: it through because they had spikes on the other end

664
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:05,160
Speaker 1: if they tried to rip it out the other way,

665
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 1: so they had to pull it push it through. And

666
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,040
Speaker 1: they're like bran bran brank, and it was so rough

667
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 1: and everyone's like, god, why are they so rough? And

668
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 1: they go do you ever watch a surgery video? They're

669
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:16,440
Speaker 1: like they're there. I remember always watching Um I never

670
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:19,040
Speaker 1: wanted to get liposuction because whenever they would show it,

671
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 1: they would be like and it would like be stretching

672
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:23,560
Speaker 1: out the woman's skin, and I'm like, that's the opposite

673
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:25,960
Speaker 1: of what this woman wants, is her skin stretched out.

674
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 1: And they're like and like boom jobs. They have to

675
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:31,759
Speaker 1: like open up, like they cut a thing around your

676
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:34,440
Speaker 1: nipple and then they like stretch that hole open so

677
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:37,319
Speaker 1: they can put in the thing. I'm just like they're

678
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 1: so rough. I know, my dad, you have to do

679
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:43,240
Speaker 1: bone marrows transplants or whatever when you're a cancer doctor,

680
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:46,160
Speaker 1: and you have to like go through the bone. So

681
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:50,040
Speaker 1: they're just like you literally there's like an object and

682
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 1: there's like they have to break through it. Like the

683
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:55,560
Speaker 1: human body. I mean, we're made to like be kind

684
00:34:55,600 --> 00:35:00,920
Speaker 1: of not indestructed. But like, yeah, yeah, so what did

685
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,319
Speaker 1: you deem from that? So like then that I don't

686
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:06,200
Speaker 1: want that that you to be a surgeon, you have

687
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:08,359
Speaker 1: to be kind of sociopathic. You have to kind of

688
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:11,120
Speaker 1: um not they That's what people are saying in the

689
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:15,239
Speaker 1: comments was that surgeons are often, you know, on the

690
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 1: spectrum of sociopathy, they're a little bit higher than the

691
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 1: rest of us because they can't have feelings about what

692
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:25,600
Speaker 1: they're doing because you're just cutting open. You know. It's

693
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 1: like serial killers do that too. You know, they can

694
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:31,799
Speaker 1: dismember people and not feel anything. I'm not feeling they're dead,

695
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:34,879
Speaker 1: doing into a live bodies even cree times they're dead.

696
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:37,399
Speaker 1: I mean, you don't read the things I do. God,

697
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:39,000
Speaker 1: I don't know why you read those before you go

698
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 1: to bed. I don't know, because I just there's some

699
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:43,800
Speaker 1: part of me now that I'm like, oh, it's not

700
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:46,240
Speaker 1: gonna happen to me, Like I've aged out of being

701
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 1: like the kind of girl that will be kidnapped and

702
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 1: murder or something. I don't know what it is. I

703
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:54,280
Speaker 1: don't go running at night anymore. I don't go like, um,

704
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 1: I don't meet people for things on cragslist. I do

705
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:59,399
Speaker 1: know that I could be murdered, you know, even last night,

706
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:03,280
Speaker 1: coming back late, going to the in our parking garage,

707
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:05,680
Speaker 1: I was like, feeling safe in our parking garage because

708
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:06,919
Speaker 1: we have you know, you have to have a key

709
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:10,840
Speaker 1: to enter it. But someone could creep in there very easy.

710
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 1: I mean, it would be fine, and you can fucking

711
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 1: strangle me. And I was listening to Taylor Swift ten

712
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,279
Speaker 1: minute all too well, and I was like, oh my god,

713
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:21,480
Speaker 1: it'd be so weird if I got strangled and my

714
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:24,000
Speaker 1: ear buds were in and I died listening to Taylor Swift.

715
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:26,520
Speaker 1: I had that thought, isn't that fun? Yeah, it's an

716
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 1: interesting thought, considering like you could probably be strangled nineteen

717
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:33,759
Speaker 1: different times there in that song so long, Like it's like,

718
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,560
Speaker 1: can you strangle me towards like a nine minute seconds

719
00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:40,400
Speaker 1: at least here the end. I just wouldn't want to

720
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 1: get to the new ending because that's my favorite party.

721
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:45,799
Speaker 1: Oh well that ends. That would be a good part

722
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:50,960
Speaker 1: to my favorite part is And I was never good

723
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:57,320
Speaker 1: at telling jokes, but punchine goes, I'll get older, butcher

724
00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 1: lovers stay my eight um. I came home instantly last

725
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:05,439
Speaker 1: night because I'm I'm learning how to play that song

726
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 1: and do all the different strumming patterns that she does

727
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:10,919
Speaker 1: and all of the stuff. And I got I got

728
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:12,920
Speaker 1: through it all last night, and I taught myself that.

729
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:16,319
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. But Jesus Christ, I can't hold a

730
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:19,319
Speaker 1: pick for the fucking life of me. It's still I

731
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 1: don't know. I just don't want to. It does not

732
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 1: sound good. No, I just can't get a good grip

733
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:28,719
Speaker 1: on it. And it doesn't feel like it's strumming the

734
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 1: strings efficiently, and it just does. It's not a thing

735
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:34,719
Speaker 1: that plagues any other guitarists. It's actually my wrong pick.

736
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:38,319
Speaker 1: You know. I have used a million different picks. I've

737
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:42,279
Speaker 1: used different grips on picks. I've studied every YouTube video

738
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 1: about teaching about how to hold a pick. Supposed to

739
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:46,400
Speaker 1: hold it with your thumb and your pointer finger, and

740
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:48,920
Speaker 1: your pointer finger is supposed to go kind of like

741
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:51,560
Speaker 1: point out of your thumb like a right angle. And

742
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 1: I cannot hold it that way. I want to hold

743
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:56,759
Speaker 1: it my pointer finger and my middle No does that.

744
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:01,960
Speaker 1: Maybe You're fingers are just too skinny. I don't know,

745
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:04,239
Speaker 1: they're not. I do have a weird kind of like

746
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:07,360
Speaker 1: bent first finger, so maybe that has something to do

747
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 1: with it. Well, what does two fingers? Does that mean?

748
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:12,400
Speaker 1: Then you're putting pressure, so you're not going to get it.

749
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:15,560
Speaker 1: There's just an efficient way to play, and that ain't it. Like,

750
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 1: I just know that it's it's not a mental block.

751
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:20,480
Speaker 1: But I do hold my pencil a very weird way,

752
00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:24,359
Speaker 1: and it has never held me back from writing. I mean,

753
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:27,959
Speaker 1: I mean you've I'm sure you've tried the other way

754
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:30,080
Speaker 1: or tried to try. I try it in the middle

755
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:31,919
Speaker 1: of it and then it flicks out of my hand,

756
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 1: or I try to sometimes I'm like, oh, I should

757
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:37,640
Speaker 1: superglue it and see if it appen, if it can stay,

758
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:39,880
Speaker 1: So I might do that. I literally might superglue it

759
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:43,520
Speaker 1: to my finger. If anyone out there has suggestions for

760
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:45,359
Speaker 1: me on how to hold a pick and has ever

761
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:49,040
Speaker 1: struggled with it, don't don't write me, actually, because I

762
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 1: know you're going to write me the things I've already read.

763
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:54,000
Speaker 1: Unless you have a true breakthrough method, or you just

764
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:55,439
Speaker 1: hold the pick in a different way and you're gonna

765
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:58,080
Speaker 1: make me feel better about holding it this way. Don't

766
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:00,120
Speaker 1: write me because I just I don't know what to do?

767
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:03,759
Speaker 1: What um? Well, I was gonna say, does it slide out?

768
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:05,920
Speaker 1: Does it? Yeah? It does? But it's not because it's

769
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 1: like sweaty or something. It's because the grip is weird

770
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:10,720
Speaker 1: and I just don't like the way it hits the strings.

771
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:15,279
Speaker 1: It sounds bad to me to grow out your fingernails.

772
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 1: Can I give you a suggestion of what you might

773
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:21,359
Speaker 1: be able to do? So you know how you when

774
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,399
Speaker 1: you hold the pick and the point is the thing

775
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:25,840
Speaker 1: that hits the strings, if you turn it around and

776
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 1: use the curved part, see if that makes it sound better. Okay, Okay,

777
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,879
Speaker 1: So it often just turns during the whole time I'm

778
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:36,400
Speaker 1: playing a song. It will just spin in my finger.

779
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:41,399
Speaker 1: So maybe you're strumming too hard. I'm not strumming hard

780
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:44,960
Speaker 1: enough sometimes, Like you gotta keep strumming. It'll it'll correct itself.

781
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 1: Just keep strumming. It's been a year and it has

782
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:50,240
Speaker 1: not improved. Everything else in my game has improved except

783
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:52,799
Speaker 1: that it is. It's just so weird. It's like my

784
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:56,680
Speaker 1: inability to understand football, Like it just won't stick. It's

785
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:59,319
Speaker 1: this thing that everyone else that plays guitar doesn't seem

786
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:02,080
Speaker 1: to struggle with. And it bothers me. Someone the other

787
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:04,120
Speaker 1: day was talking about how do you play an A?

788
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:06,080
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what do you mean? He's like, how

789
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:08,239
Speaker 1: do you get all your fingers to fit? I'm like,

790
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:11,560
Speaker 1: an A is the easiest chord you could ever play.

791
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 1: And there's a whole discussion about Yeah. I struggled with

792
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:16,719
Speaker 1: it too, and I'm like, an A, it's just the

793
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:19,279
Speaker 1: three stings. Some people do it with one finger. That's

794
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:21,680
Speaker 1: how I play it. Yeah. And then do you the

795
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 1: high string, the bottom string, or the top string? I

796
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,160
Speaker 1: mean you know? Yeah? Yeah, No, no, I just I

797
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 1: mute the three strings with my one finger. No, no,

798
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:31,759
Speaker 1: you play those? You press those? Yeah? I pressed up.

799
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:34,359
Speaker 1: What about the one that's underneath. I just don't hit it.

800
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:37,719
Speaker 1: Oh OK, maybe I have chubby enough little hands, But

801
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:39,439
Speaker 1: I think you do want that one to ring out

802
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:44,560
Speaker 1: clear for a perfect A sound? Correct? No? Yeah, I

803
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:47,640
Speaker 1: mean modified. It's not perfect. But you know what is

804
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:54,239
Speaker 1: Emily Radischowski. You find I can find faults in her really? Yeah?

805
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:59,279
Speaker 1: No physically oh wow, our stomach. You're not into that.

806
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:02,120
Speaker 1: I could tell you what I'm sure other people have

807
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:05,000
Speaker 1: pointed out, but I don't mind it. Her belly button

808
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:08,680
Speaker 1: oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the fact that you know

809
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:11,239
Speaker 1: it though. I mean, that's the well, when there's only

810
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:18,400
Speaker 1: one flaw, it doesn't bother me. When I've been the

811
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:23,000
Speaker 1: skinniest I've been, your stomach has it's so taught being pulled,

812
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:26,239
Speaker 1: so taught that your your belly button starts, you know,

813
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:28,359
Speaker 1: like okay, so take your belly button right now, if

814
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:30,840
Speaker 1: you push it, if you push the skin, it starts

815
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:35,440
Speaker 1: to come out. Yeah. So when you get skinny, it

816
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 1: starts to come out and be trude. And I think

817
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,840
Speaker 1: that's why, because she's just so thin naturally. Yeah, and

818
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:42,560
Speaker 1: I just think she was born like some people when

819
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:45,040
Speaker 1: they get their biblical cord cut off, they just cut off.

820
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:48,759
Speaker 1: It's just a bigger circle. Look, I'm picking out the one.

821
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 1: Like I think people can handle it, you know what

822
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:54,279
Speaker 1: I mean. Like, I think my belly button is the

823
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:56,480
Speaker 1: only thing that isn't bad about. Let me see yours.

824
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:59,719
Speaker 1: You can't even see it. Oh yeah, that's good, that's

825
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:02,280
Speaker 1: good one. I mean, do you prefer in any or anality?

826
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:05,839
Speaker 1: I mean, that's the thing I have. Like I can

827
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 1: push my belly button and I feel it on my penis. Ah,

828
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,960
Speaker 1: it is weird when you push, you feel anything in

829
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:19,080
Speaker 1: your vagina, it goes like one on yeah yeah, but

830
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:31,400
Speaker 1: not like that Jesus crying. But they're gonna hurt people's ears.

831
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:33,439
Speaker 1: Come on out. Think of for friends, okay, my tip

832
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:35,319
Speaker 1: of my penis, though I really can't feel it on

833
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:43,600
Speaker 1: their first Oh man, I hope you guys had a

834
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 1: great weekend out there, had all the swells. It's Monday,

835
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 1: you know what that means. It's Monday. We had a

836
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 1: great weekend in uh in San fran and Portland's and

837
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:56,480
Speaker 1: next weekend we will be finishing the tour in outside

838
00:42:56,480 --> 00:43:00,120
Speaker 1: Philadelphia and Richmond, Virginia. Yeah. I'm going to a Taylor

839
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 1: Swift listening, like a Taylor Swift party um in Philadelphia

840
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 1: on Friday. I'm so freaking or maybe it's on Saturday.

841
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 1: I'm so freaking excited. There's one in St. Louis on

842
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:14,200
Speaker 1: Friday that I'm missing, but they're happening all over the

843
00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 1: place now. It's so great, just a bunch of Swift

844
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:19,560
Speaker 1: ease go and sing and dance to her songs. I mean,

845
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:22,280
Speaker 1: I've never been so excited for something in my life.

846
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,640
Speaker 1: The company, and that's not true, the company for for

847
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:31,160
Speaker 1: the companying the company formerly known as Facebook Meta. Wait

848
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 1: wait Facebook changed its name inc. Yeah, wait the company itself,

849
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:39,560
Speaker 1: so Facebook is still Facebook. It's like the you say,

850
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:42,880
Speaker 1: I'm on Facebook, right, but the company that phones Facebook

851
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:46,600
Speaker 1: is now Meta. I saw this in the news and

852
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:47,840
Speaker 1: I didn't pay attention to it. I just saw a

853
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:49,319
Speaker 1: bunch of meta stuff and I was like, I don't

854
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:51,759
Speaker 1: care what the word meta. I don't know why, just

855
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:55,160
Speaker 1: like it just gives me something. Asked users to send

856
00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:58,719
Speaker 1: nudes in order to prevent them from being used as

857
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:04,320
Speaker 1: revenge born on Facebook or Instagram. So people, they're asking

858
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:08,319
Speaker 1: people to send in, uh, their nudes as well as

859
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:12,440
Speaker 1: them fucking so then the computer can recognize their body.

860
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:16,080
Speaker 1: So then if someone randomly tries to share it, it

861
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 1: will get shut down because the computer will recognize that

862
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 1: the computer is gonna keep it safe and protect you

863
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:23,239
Speaker 1: from having it shared elsewhere. And by computer we mean

864
00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:27,279
Speaker 1: a guy named Jeff. Who are people doing this? I

865
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:30,520
Speaker 1: mean you gotta trust I mean, we don't even try

866
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:33,480
Speaker 1: to Facebook with Russian intelligence. You're gonna send them your pussy?

867
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:37,239
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's insane. So they just want I

868
00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:39,720
Speaker 1: mean they pretty much already have all that stuff. If

869
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:43,960
Speaker 1: you know the cloud you keep, if you keep any

870
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:47,479
Speaker 1: I mean it's wild. It's wild to think like we're

871
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:51,359
Speaker 1: getting ahead of someone else releasing your nudes. But there are.

872
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:53,440
Speaker 1: I mean, we live in an age where sending a

873
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:56,400
Speaker 1: dick pick or sending tits is like second nature. Now,

874
00:44:56,520 --> 00:45:00,919
Speaker 1: it's just the way it's done. I cannot believe how

875
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:05,480
Speaker 1: many pictures of tits and asses that the guy I

876
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 1: am seeing has received from women before he even meets

877
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:13,040
Speaker 1: up with them. Yeah. Girls, I don't what is going

878
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:19,560
Speaker 1: on here. I mean, it's like, yeah, I love sending

879
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:22,000
Speaker 1: that stuff, but I send it to guys that deserve it,

880
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:25,800
Speaker 1: you know, and if they've sent stuff before. To one guy, remember,

881
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:27,880
Speaker 1: he was wanting me to send him things because he

882
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:30,319
Speaker 1: kept sending me stuff. And I was like, okay, and

883
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:32,239
Speaker 1: I sent him an old picture that I sent to

884
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:34,920
Speaker 1: someone else, and I said, this is this was not

885
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 1: taken for you, by the way. I wanted him to know, like,

886
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:40,080
Speaker 1: don't think that I just took this. This is what

887
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:42,680
Speaker 1: I'm capable of, but this wasn't for you because you

888
00:45:42,719 --> 00:45:44,759
Speaker 1: don't deserve it yet. And this is how n f

889
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 1: t s were creative. Don't give them things you know

890
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:50,400
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like the original guy got the n

891
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 1: F T like that's so funny. Yeah, he got the

892
00:45:54,600 --> 00:46:03,000
Speaker 1: Van Gogh where it's like just nice titties. Um. I

893
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:08,680
Speaker 1: don't understand why women do this so fast. I mean, yeah,

894
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 1: when I was single, you would they lead with tits

895
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:14,520
Speaker 1: that because though don't you get a bunch of dick

896
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:19,120
Speaker 1: pics in your d M S Nikki? Um, yeah, I

897
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:21,880
Speaker 1: would never entertain dating those men. And those guys just

898
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:25,439
Speaker 1: send their dicks around two but they want to just fuck.

899
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:28,840
Speaker 1: I think these girls want boyfriends ultimately, maybe some of

900
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:31,880
Speaker 1: them just want to funk, But I think, why don't

901
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:35,720
Speaker 1: I just wouldn't. I don't think. I think girls sometimes

902
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:37,920
Speaker 1: do things to get guys to like them, and it

903
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,400
Speaker 1: actually does the opposite. It'll get their attention in the

904
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:43,920
Speaker 1: short term, but ultimately that guy is going to think

905
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:45,799
Speaker 1: you're sending those to everyone if you just send them

906
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:49,359
Speaker 1: so fast to him and bang you. But I don't

907
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:51,480
Speaker 1: think he's gonna want to marry not maybe you don't

908
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:53,440
Speaker 1: want to be married though I don't want to, you know,

909
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:56,600
Speaker 1: and insinuate that every woman wants a relationship. Yeah, I

910
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:58,800
Speaker 1: think I think it's just kind of like sport fucking

911
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:00,560
Speaker 1: At that point, well I would just go post it

912
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 1: on fucking um Reddit and blur your face and get

913
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:06,440
Speaker 1: so many much attention. If you just want attention from

914
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:08,560
Speaker 1: guys to say you're hot and stuff and take pictures,

915
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:11,760
Speaker 1: I get that, Yeah, but I think it's quantity over quality.

916
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:14,040
Speaker 1: At that point, you're picking the person that you want

917
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 1: the attention from because you like them. You know these

918
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:22,239
Speaker 1: girls are sending it, well that's well, that's a different thing.

919
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 1: They're sending it on dating apps. I think that yeah,

920
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:27,560
Speaker 1: like when they start, you know, when you go from

921
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:31,600
Speaker 1: dating app texting. But I guess people are just horny

922
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:33,239
Speaker 1: out there and if you look good and you've got

923
00:47:33,239 --> 00:47:35,360
Speaker 1: the pictures and it's going to get a guy to

924
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:38,680
Speaker 1: want to fuck you, why not. Well that's the thing

925
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:41,120
Speaker 1: is like you get all these tits and dick sent

926
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:43,560
Speaker 1: to you, and then you're like, well, as a guy,

927
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:45,600
Speaker 1: and see the differences. I think as a guy, then

928
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:50,480
Speaker 1: we're like almost like a girl. It's like you're like,

929
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 1: I don't want like but you know, but then what

930
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 1: will happen is is then you go, oh, let's send

931
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:58,840
Speaker 1: pictures back and forthing like what you creep. It's like wait,

932
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:01,399
Speaker 1: I just got forty tis and now we don't want

933
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:04,279
Speaker 1: to send tits And I'm sure, what do you mean? Like,

934
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:07,360
Speaker 1: if you're a guy in your celebrity at all, you

935
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:09,880
Speaker 1: get a ton of tits setting your right and so

936
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:11,799
Speaker 1: then you say it to a girl that isn't quite

937
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:13,759
Speaker 1: into that, and she's like, what the fuck that's what

938
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 1: I'm saying. It's like, I I don't. I feel like

939
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:20,439
Speaker 1: maybe I'm getting defensive. I tend to do this when

940
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:22,360
Speaker 1: I'm I'm not someone when I don't do it, and

941
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:23,799
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't want to have to do that

942
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:25,879
Speaker 1: because I don't want to have to do that. I'm

943
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:29,759
Speaker 1: not going to because you are like saying it like

944
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:34,920
Speaker 1: someone's like, I mean they have and I won't do it.

945
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:36,759
Speaker 1: Like the most I've done is like I opened my

946
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:39,880
Speaker 1: mouth and I'm like, i'll do that. I'll be like,

947
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:44,120
Speaker 1: why is that? Because a guy will be like jerking off.

948
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:46,840
Speaker 1: A guy's jerking off and he's telling me about it

949
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:48,880
Speaker 1: for via text, and I'm he's like, just send me

950
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:51,719
Speaker 1: a picture and I'm like, no, no, I'm not going

951
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 1: to send you a tit or something. And so I

952
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:56,200
Speaker 1: just I'm like I point on my face for him,

953
00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:59,480
Speaker 1: and yeah, it's it's very hot, but it's not gonna

954
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:02,160
Speaker 1: be anything that it can be used against me. You know.

955
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:04,440
Speaker 1: I like that years. It's just like you send a

956
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:09,120
Speaker 1: quirky face, right, I'm like boarding a plane. I'm like,

957
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:14,799
Speaker 1: it was literally on the arm, you freaking sending nudes backstage.

958
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:20,440
Speaker 1: It's not even backstage. This is like next to the stage,

959
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:25,279
Speaker 1: next to the stage, on the steps. Yeah, I was.

960
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,480
Speaker 1: I just took got a nipple. It wasn't like a

961
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:30,240
Speaker 1: knew way could cover it up. Even if you walked,

962
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:33,200
Speaker 1: it would be so fast you wouldn't. I just saw you.

963
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:41,000
Speaker 1: I was like, it's not a tip. No you didn't.

964
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:43,799
Speaker 1: I did it in a way that you could not

965
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:46,800
Speaker 1: have You would not have seen anything. A report shows

966
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:51,840
Speaker 1: that the Toyota Prius Hybrid is a magnet for thieves,

967
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:55,720
Speaker 1: especially the oh four to oh nine models. There's a

968
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:59,400
Speaker 1: thing called the cattle cat converter. Do you know that? Wow?

969
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:03,880
Speaker 1: Because that's what steal more than anything. Yeah, do you

970
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:07,000
Speaker 1: not know that? No one knows that. Yes, they do.

971
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 1: Catalytic converter. You say it like you know other parts

972
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 1: of the engine. Name another thing in an engine, the carburetor, Okay,

973
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 1: keep going. I wanted to working the long nuts. Okay,

974
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:35,960
Speaker 1: um the filter, the um suspension bridge, that's that's actually

975
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:43,880
Speaker 1: that's a structure. Keep going, the access terminal drive, I

976
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:46,560
Speaker 1: don't know. That's all I am out. Okay. So, so

977
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:50,839
Speaker 1: the Cadillac converter catalytic catalytic converter is an essential part

978
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:53,720
Speaker 1: of the exhaust system. It can go for a thousand

979
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:57,759
Speaker 1: dollars when so they sell it to scrap like so

980
00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:00,520
Speaker 1: like these one stolen off his car. And that's why

981
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:03,080
Speaker 1: you don't leave your car in a parking lot like overnight,

982
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:06,279
Speaker 1: because they go and they just take them all. And

983
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:08,680
Speaker 1: there's certain models of cars that they just like love

984
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 1: to take those, and your car can drive it will

985
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:14,560
Speaker 1: just be really really loud. It was so funny. I

986
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 1: went to go to take my mom's car and for

987
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 1: um uh an inspection, you know, like to get the

988
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:23,600
Speaker 1: fucking what is it the environment on board with your

989
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:26,360
Speaker 1: car so you can get the plates nude. And I

990
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:29,080
Speaker 1: went in and I got an oil change too. I go,

991
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:30,480
Speaker 1: if I need an oil change, will you just throw

992
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:32,400
Speaker 1: one into and he was like sure, So he checked

993
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 1: it and he called me and he goes, um, yeah,

994
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:37,920
Speaker 1: you uh, you're a low two quarts of oil. So

995
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:41,359
Speaker 1: I tupped it off and up looks like your gaskets

996
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:44,799
Speaker 1: you got, I might need to replace the gaskets for

997
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:46,239
Speaker 1: the thing. And I go. He goes, so I'll have

998
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:48,319
Speaker 1: a price quote for you when you couldn't pick it up.

999
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:50,440
Speaker 1: So I tell my mom and she goes, you don't

1000
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:52,799
Speaker 1: get those, and I go, I'll do it if I

1001
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:56,040
Speaker 1: if it needs it, you know, And so I go

1002
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:58,640
Speaker 1: and he's like, let me just go check the price.

1003
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:00,520
Speaker 1: And he's like, so that's gonna be twelve hundred dollars

1004
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:03,959
Speaker 1: and I go, um, no, so it's just leaking oil.

1005
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,560
Speaker 1: He goes, yeah, it's leaking oil. I mean that's why

1006
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:09,920
Speaker 1: you need an oil change. And I go, but also

1007
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:11,719
Speaker 1: i've been dread like you know, you're supposed to get

1008
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:15,799
Speaker 1: oil change every four thousand miles five um. It was

1009
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:20,160
Speaker 1: like he's like, so, I go, why don't I just

1010
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:22,440
Speaker 1: get more frequent oil changes then? And he was I go,

1011
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:27,880
Speaker 1: wouldn't that be cheaper? And he's like yeah. It was

1012
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:33,640
Speaker 1: like okay, or just go get an oil change you know,

1013
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:38,479
Speaker 1: twice as much, And I go, I go, is there

1014
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:40,879
Speaker 1: is it? Doesn't that make sense? Though? Dude, and he's

1015
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:43,560
Speaker 1: because I go change like sixty bucks, you know, what

1016
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:46,640
Speaker 1: is it? Thirty five sixty bucks at most? And I

1017
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:48,880
Speaker 1: go and it's an annoying to have to go, but

1018
00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:52,000
Speaker 1: to just six. He goes, but you're leaking oil and

1019
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:53,960
Speaker 1: I go, but it seems like you just get more

1020
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,839
Speaker 1: and he's like, yeah, I guess I bet you. Also

1021
00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:58,799
Speaker 1: there's someone listening right now being like that should be

1022
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:02,399
Speaker 1: like a two I know, like he's just putting gum

1023
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:05,360
Speaker 1: on it, you know, like I don't know what they do.

1024
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:08,960
Speaker 1: I mean, it's I don't no one looks into it. Like,

1025
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 1: I'm glad that you called him out on that really

1026
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:13,239
Speaker 1: dirty I really liked his dirty hands. I like a

1027
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:15,600
Speaker 1: guy when they have like when they've been working on

1028
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:18,799
Speaker 1: a car hands. This guy, I was attracted to his

1029
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:21,839
Speaker 1: hands when he's like typing in the keys yeah yeah yeah,

1030
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:24,400
Speaker 1: and then the keyboard has grease on it too, and

1031
00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:27,719
Speaker 1: they always type with two fingers. What do you want?

1032
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:30,480
Speaker 1: I didn't know I would be horny for dirty hands.

1033
00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:33,319
Speaker 1: Would you make him watch his hands before you fuck? Yeah?

1034
00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:35,239
Speaker 1: Because grease like you get it off that you get

1035
00:53:35,239 --> 00:53:37,319
Speaker 1: off all like as much as you can. But that

1036
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:39,520
Speaker 1: turns yon, though I feel like, no, what doesn't all

1037
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:40,960
Speaker 1: come off? Though? It's like a sharpie, you know it,

1038
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:45,200
Speaker 1: like absorbs in your skin? Would you let him? Yeah?

1039
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:52,120
Speaker 1: Loop it up. He's already up stick that an imminent

1040
00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:59,399
Speaker 1: guyd Incologists was arrested, and imminent imminent means like it's

1041
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:03,720
Speaker 1: definitely gonna happened. E M I N E N t eminent.

1042
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:08,240
Speaker 1: Some guy, some guy by the way, a fan of ours.

1043
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:11,120
Speaker 1: I guess, like, listen to it pod. I don't know

1044
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:12,600
Speaker 1: if you heard him. He goes, I like the pod.

1045
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:16,840
Speaker 1: It's pretty fun. It's pretty funny. And I go, okay,

1046
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:18,840
Speaker 1: cool and like the way he said it already knew

1047
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:21,680
Speaker 1: like I don't know, he just I don't know if

1048
00:54:21,719 --> 00:54:24,520
Speaker 1: he had it, like any mental issues. But he's like,

1049
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:27,279
Speaker 1: you know, you're pretty good on it like that like

1050
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:30,279
Speaker 1: everything that the meat and great. And then he goes

1051
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:33,440
Speaker 1: he goes, yeah, you're like a like like your character,

1052
00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:37,279
Speaker 1: like you're a fucking idiot. And I was like thanks,

1053
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:41,000
Speaker 1: like it was so like, oh no, I remember what

1054
00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:43,320
Speaker 1: he said. That was not what he said. He goes,

1055
00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:46,960
Speaker 1: why isn't this guy famous? He's so funny? Have you

1056
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:50,600
Speaker 1: are you not trying that was a difference different. That

1057
00:54:50,719 --> 00:54:53,800
Speaker 1: was funny. That was, how are you not famous earlier?

1058
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:55,800
Speaker 1: How are your dogwalkers so long? Were you not trying?

1059
00:54:56,080 --> 00:55:01,600
Speaker 1: Were not trying? But they other guy, you're fucking idiot,

1060
00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:04,160
Speaker 1: Like you know, that's like, that's like what you play.

1061
00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:05,960
Speaker 1: And I was like, did you see my post yesterday

1062
00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:10,480
Speaker 1: where that guys complimented my legs? My knees are two

1063
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:13,080
Speaker 1: point five, my calves are an eight, my thighs are

1064
00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:15,840
Speaker 1: a ten. I'm just like he thought he was being charming.

1065
00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:18,440
Speaker 1: He wrote this after I posted. He wrote all these paragraphs.

1066
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:20,920
Speaker 1: I didn't even read them music either Nicky or whoever

1067
00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:24,120
Speaker 1: is your assistant is and I just stopped reading. I'm

1068
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:26,160
Speaker 1: just like, I know you were trying to get my

1069
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:29,640
Speaker 1: attention by being like roasty, and it's like the opposite.

1070
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:34,000
Speaker 1: It's that's why I love. Our fans are actual fans.

1071
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:37,279
Speaker 1: They never say ship like that, besties. Someone wrote a

1072
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:40,520
Speaker 1: comment on our pod saying like, if you compare the

1073
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:44,239
Speaker 1: comments on your actual we posted the same picture on

1074
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:47,400
Speaker 1: both on both things, and if you go to the

1075
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:50,840
Speaker 1: actual page for our fan page, it's just or or

1076
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:55,439
Speaker 1: the pod page, it's literally night and day. It's fucking wild. Yeah,

1077
00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:57,920
Speaker 1: that's why I don't feel safe going live on my own. Like,

1078
00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:00,759
Speaker 1: that's why everything I do I really just want to

1079
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:02,840
Speaker 1: do on Nikki Glas. I just feel so much freer,

1080
00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:06,680
Speaker 1: more followers, more problems. That's what Biggie said before he

1081
00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:11,880
Speaker 1: gets shot. An imminent gynecologist means famous or highly regarded

1082
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:17,440
Speaker 1: eminem gynecologists was arrested on suspicion of tricking patients and

1083
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:20,520
Speaker 1: then having sex with him, claiming he could prevent cancer

1084
00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:24,840
Speaker 1: with his magic flute. So god, he was telling women

1085
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:27,520
Speaker 1: that he could because he was he had the booster

1086
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:31,440
Speaker 1: for or the vaccine for HPV, that if they fucked him,

1087
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:34,680
Speaker 1: then their HPV would either go he would never get

1088
00:56:34,719 --> 00:56:36,680
Speaker 1: it he's or they would never get it. I mean,

1089
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:39,200
Speaker 1: obviously this guy's disgusting, But if you're falling for that,

1090
00:56:40,360 --> 00:56:42,759
Speaker 1: I mean it sounds like you're consenting. Like guys can

1091
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:44,360
Speaker 1: say whatever they want to get you in bed, but

1092
00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:46,719
Speaker 1: it doesn't. But if he's a doctor, didn't I mean, yes,

1093
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:50,600
Speaker 1: that's did not professional, and I mean it's wild. But also,

1094
00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:52,560
Speaker 1: why wouldn't they just get their vaccine? I don't know

1095
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:56,640
Speaker 1: why they would use the penis to man I am

1096
00:56:56,960 --> 00:56:58,759
Speaker 1: ianoke so he got caught. I kind of want to.

1097
00:56:59,160 --> 00:57:04,080
Speaker 1: I like porn where the girl's going in for a

1098
00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:07,239
Speaker 1: thing and like the doctor kind of gets a little

1099
00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:10,759
Speaker 1: bit pervy. Is that wrong? No, it's not wrong. I

1100
00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:13,040
Speaker 1: mean it sounds like you want the magic flute. No,

1101
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:15,400
Speaker 1: I don't want that. I like when they're just like, oh,

1102
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:18,200
Speaker 1: like when they are just like the girls, like, um,

1103
00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:20,200
Speaker 1: I don't think you're but she like kind of likes

1104
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:23,520
Speaker 1: it reluctant porn. But I didn't know, like I've I've

1105
00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:26,720
Speaker 1: been trying to Whenever I type in doctor creepy doctor,

1106
00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:28,760
Speaker 1: it's always like a guy that just starts like fucking

1107
00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:30,320
Speaker 1: the girl right away. I'm like, No, I wanted to

1108
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:34,160
Speaker 1: be very creepy and insidious. You also type it in

1109
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:38,040
Speaker 1: on zoc doc, which is interesting. Yeah, and there's none

1110
00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:40,680
Speaker 1: in that will take my insurance. And they're booked out

1111
00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:51,880
Speaker 1: to like in April bullshit with Blue Cross Blue Balls. Um,

1112
00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:54,560
Speaker 1: all right, let's get to let's take a break, and

1113
00:57:54,600 --> 00:58:01,600
Speaker 1: then we'll come back with why do I Care? Why

1114
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:06,360
Speaker 1: do I Care? Why do I care? Fuck? Sean Mendez

1115
00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:10,960
Speaker 1: releases broke Off Yeah, and he released a breakup bell

1116
00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:17,960
Speaker 1: in two weeks after splitting with Camelia, Camilla, Camelia cabilu. Um, yeah,

1117
00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:22,320
Speaker 1: what does Camila Cabella sing? But would tell me anything

1118
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:34,800
Speaker 1: about her? And he when he missing, wait, la la

1119
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:39,800
Speaker 1: la la pie. Yeah, I want to eat pie. I mean,

1120
00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:41,720
Speaker 1: I don't know. I was just thinking of a funny

1121
00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:45,600
Speaker 1: thing that would be like, not sexy at all. Um,

1122
00:58:45,640 --> 00:58:48,680
Speaker 1: So he wrote this, and people think, like you break

1123
00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:50,600
Speaker 1: up two weeks ago? Did he have time to write?

1124
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:55,040
Speaker 1: Was the song already written? Produced and recorded? Like you

1125
00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:57,640
Speaker 1: pust out a song in a day and get it,

1126
00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:00,440
Speaker 1: you know, mixed and mastered and all that, you know,

1127
00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:02,800
Speaker 1: within two days. I would say, So we released a song,

1128
00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:06,400
Speaker 1: can we hear it? Uh? No, I don't have that

1129
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:12,080
Speaker 1: all of it, but we can go over the If

1130
00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:14,840
Speaker 1: you tell me you're leaving, I'll make it easy. It'll

1131
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:17,439
Speaker 1: be okay. If we can't stop the bleeding, we don't

1132
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:19,880
Speaker 1: have to fix it. We don't have to stay. I

1133
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:24,880
Speaker 1: will love you either way. Yeah, it was really nice.

1134
00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:30,240
Speaker 1: And then he said, that's not true. Your stomach was weird.

1135
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:34,960
Speaker 1: You never suck my balls. No, that's what he wrote. Well,

1136
00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:42,760
Speaker 1: then he you're ready. Should have taken a little more time. Um,

1137
00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:45,520
Speaker 1: that's nice. I like those lyrics. I love that idea

1138
00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:48,680
Speaker 1: of like, yeah, that's that's how I always want to

1139
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:51,560
Speaker 1: leave every relationship. Now it's like we're both better people.

1140
00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:54,120
Speaker 1: We don't hate each other. We want to be friends.

1141
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:56,320
Speaker 1: Because if you if you like someone enough to have

1142
00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:58,680
Speaker 1: them in your life romantically, like, that's insane to just

1143
00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:02,120
Speaker 1: go to being nothing. It's always made me so want

1144
01:00:02,120 --> 01:00:04,400
Speaker 1: the best for them because they didn't work with you,

1145
01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:07,920
Speaker 1: or just to have never talked to them again. I

1146
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,360
Speaker 1: understand that people get jealous and they don't want you

1147
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:12,080
Speaker 1: to hang out with your exts are being friends, but

1148
01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:15,320
Speaker 1: I just if I feel like I don't want to

1149
01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:17,480
Speaker 1: date someone unless they would be someone i'd want to

1150
01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:19,960
Speaker 1: be friends with if we weren't sucking, I do feel

1151
01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:23,840
Speaker 1: like I could literally say, you know, honestly, I want

1152
01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:25,960
Speaker 1: the best for you. I want you to meet someone amazing,

1153
01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:29,200
Speaker 1: but I also don't need you at all in my life. Yeah,

1154
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:30,800
Speaker 1: well then you shouldn't have been with that person begin with,

1155
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:34,600
Speaker 1: because they don't because shouldn't you want to you like

1156
01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:37,200
Speaker 1: the person and be like and want them around, like

1157
01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:40,320
Speaker 1: and I want to be with someone. I will say

1158
01:00:40,320 --> 01:00:42,960
Speaker 1: that there have been times that I was able to

1159
01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:45,560
Speaker 1: just be like I unless we're get out of my life.

1160
01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:48,440
Speaker 1: But I don't want that in a relationship anymore. Like

1161
01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:51,560
Speaker 1: if someone is my boyfriend, I would want them to

1162
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:54,000
Speaker 1: they would have to start out as like someone I

1163
01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:58,520
Speaker 1: would be best friends with. Anyway, Now I feel like

1164
01:00:58,600 --> 01:01:01,200
Speaker 1: that that's the way I want to part ways. I mean,

1165
01:01:01,280 --> 01:01:03,360
Speaker 1: it is like if you put out an album two

1166
01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:05,920
Speaker 1: weeks later, then I'd be like, Okay, that's kind of

1167
01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:10,280
Speaker 1: a song written about me. God damn it, I don't know.

1168
01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:13,040
Speaker 1: I don't want give me a b by you bitch

1169
01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:18,560
Speaker 1: or whatever you look right, I don't need it. The

1170
01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:23,720
Speaker 1: other day, crying about a guy and like being so sad,

1171
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:25,840
Speaker 1: and Andrew was like, well I love you, Nick, and

1172
01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:28,560
Speaker 1: I would just go like, what was the sound I made?

1173
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:31,080
Speaker 1: You laughed so hard? I'll tell you a real by

1174
01:01:31,160 --> 01:01:36,240
Speaker 1: you bit? Well, I you thought I was playing, but

1175
01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:38,880
Speaker 1: I of course everything's a play kate when you think

1176
01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:42,800
Speaker 1: about it. If you're trying to make someone feel better, yeah,

1177
01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:46,600
Speaker 1: you're play kating to what there wants and needs. Yeah

1178
01:01:46,760 --> 01:01:49,240
Speaker 1: maybe it didn't feel sincere. Well, it's just you know,

1179
01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:51,120
Speaker 1: it's like when like do I look fat? You go, no,

1180
01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:53,640
Speaker 1: you don't look fat, Like it's like they felt like that. Yes,

1181
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:55,520
Speaker 1: where It's like I would rather you just say I

1182
01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:57,280
Speaker 1: don't look fat, Like that'd be so weird to just

1183
01:01:57,320 --> 01:01:59,800
Speaker 1: appro up nothing. You just say, hey, you don't look fat, right,

1184
01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:06,720
Speaker 1: and you'd go, it's so funny, you don't look fat

1185
01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:10,040
Speaker 1: at all. But but I just wanted you to know

1186
01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:14,520
Speaker 1: you don't look fat. You don't. You really don't what? Alright,

1187
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:19,280
Speaker 1: let's get to our segment every Monday we do. I

1188
01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:21,200
Speaker 1: don't know why I said it like that. Top one,

1189
01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:27,720
Speaker 1: bottom one. What's the subject this week? Noah chosen by Andrew.

1190
01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:37,400
Speaker 1: Salad topping, salad topping. What is your least favorite salad topping? Andrew,

1191
01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:41,640
Speaker 1: I'd have to say just regular onions. Oh, like a

1192
01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:44,439
Speaker 1: white onions, just one of those, Like they don't have

1193
01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:48,400
Speaker 1: any pizzas. It's just like they just look like fucking

1194
01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:51,840
Speaker 1: like worms kind of that are flat, just and they're

1195
01:02:51,880 --> 01:02:53,880
Speaker 1: like wet for some reason. But I don't even know

1196
01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:56,480
Speaker 1: why they're wet. And I don't know if it adds

1197
01:02:56,560 --> 01:02:59,680
Speaker 1: any I like a red onion on a sandwich, like

1198
01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:02,760
Speaker 1: if the red on onions have a little zest to them,

1199
01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:07,000
Speaker 1: white bland, thick onion, or it's like the thin ones,

1200
01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:09,800
Speaker 1: the thin ones that have like no weight to them, Like, oh,

1201
01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:11,440
Speaker 1: you want that in your sad. It's like, no, I

1202
01:03:11,440 --> 01:03:14,320
Speaker 1: don't want to fucking onion up. I like a I

1203
01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:19,000
Speaker 1: like a fried onion, those little like yes, those are great,

1204
01:03:19,520 --> 01:03:22,600
Speaker 1: but it's like a raw onion. Get it out of here,

1205
01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:25,760
Speaker 1: doing my salad out, Get out of here, get away

1206
01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:31,840
Speaker 1: from my fucking beats, your bitch by you bitch. Um. Okay, Noah,

1207
01:03:32,040 --> 01:03:34,280
Speaker 1: what is your least favorite salad topping. It's going to

1208
01:03:34,360 --> 01:03:42,760
Speaker 1: be very controversial, but the cruton crew toons. I wouldn't

1209
01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:45,880
Speaker 1: mind a cruton, but I usually I just like bread

1210
01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:47,600
Speaker 1: is not where I want to get my calories from,

1211
01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:50,920
Speaker 1: so I just go no, I don't need that. Um,

1212
01:03:51,120 --> 01:03:53,480
Speaker 1: why why not the cruton for you? I don't like.

1213
01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:56,520
Speaker 1: I find that they just have like a weird aftertaste.

1214
01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:59,280
Speaker 1: I also, I don't know, like, if I'm eating a salad,

1215
01:03:59,320 --> 01:04:01,960
Speaker 1: I'm not looking for bread. I don't know, I'm just

1216
01:04:01,960 --> 01:04:05,520
Speaker 1: looking for vegetables. Okay, there are a lot of salad

1217
01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:08,320
Speaker 1: places that give you a big gast thing of bread

1218
01:04:08,520 --> 01:04:12,040
Speaker 1: with your salad, which obviously we're here for salad. We

1219
01:04:12,120 --> 01:04:15,000
Speaker 1: probably are trying to not eat as much bread. Yes,

1220
01:04:15,040 --> 01:04:16,960
Speaker 1: and they're like, how here you go? Like, anytime they

1221
01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:20,280
Speaker 1: put crutons and I'm trying to like diet or anything,

1222
01:04:20,480 --> 01:04:23,120
Speaker 1: I'll not eat the crutons until yeen and then I'm

1223
01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:29,160
Speaker 1: like I'll just do what Yeah? I always do that too? Yeah?

1224
01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:31,480
Speaker 1: What about mine? I mean I have so many being

1225
01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:33,920
Speaker 1: a vegan, like any kind of but like, these are

1226
01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:36,960
Speaker 1: things that are like truly gross me out, and it

1227
01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:40,640
Speaker 1: I think the top prize is going to be. And

1228
01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:43,280
Speaker 1: this is also first of all, green olives are the

1229
01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:45,560
Speaker 1: grossest olives. I don't like black olives either, but green

1230
01:04:45,600 --> 01:04:48,520
Speaker 1: olives disgusting and sometimes they're not usually in salads, but

1231
01:04:48,680 --> 01:04:50,560
Speaker 1: definitely I don't want those in my salad. Now, what's

1232
01:04:50,600 --> 01:04:52,400
Speaker 1: the difference to you in your mouth? For a green

1233
01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:55,240
Speaker 1: rist of black olive? Green is like a little bit

1234
01:04:55,280 --> 01:05:00,919
Speaker 1: slimier and has that red thing in it penis. Yeah,

1235
01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:05,680
Speaker 1: I don't like it a little. I hate it. Um.

1236
01:05:06,520 --> 01:05:09,480
Speaker 1: My least favorite thing by far is a cherry tomato.

1237
01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:13,560
Speaker 1: Cut it up, cut it up. I don't want that

1238
01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:15,880
Speaker 1: thing bursting in my mouth like a big old beetle

1239
01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:20,120
Speaker 1: that I have a fucking rotted log in the rainforest.

1240
01:05:20,720 --> 01:05:26,840
Speaker 1: I'm not sucking pumba. But I love gushers. But the

1241
01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:30,440
Speaker 1: just the snap in the squirt, it just reminds me

1242
01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:33,880
Speaker 1: of a big, fat, juicy beetle. It's a lot because

1243
01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:36,160
Speaker 1: every other part of the salad kind of goes down

1244
01:05:36,520 --> 01:05:38,560
Speaker 1: pretty easily, and that one just goes crunches and then

1245
01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:41,240
Speaker 1: it ruins. It's splashes and just soaks. It's like a

1246
01:05:41,320 --> 01:05:44,000
Speaker 1: balloon popping all over your fucking bite. I don't like it.

1247
01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:48,080
Speaker 1: And it's too circular. It's like it's like a little balloon. Yes,

1248
01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:51,320
Speaker 1: I cut and I sliced them, so it's not one

1249
01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:52,680
Speaker 1: of the things that will remove from the salad, but

1250
01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:56,720
Speaker 1: I will have to, you know, slice it up. Uh, Andrew,

1251
01:05:56,840 --> 01:06:00,640
Speaker 1: what is your favorite salad topping? Man? This is tough

1252
01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:03,680
Speaker 1: because I was gonna do. I don't want to do

1253
01:06:03,800 --> 01:06:07,560
Speaker 1: meat because I just feel like that's too easy. I think, uh,

1254
01:06:07,720 --> 01:06:13,360
Speaker 1: something like, um, oh, you know it's great. Crazins, Okay,

1255
01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:18,280
Speaker 1: I like a crazing and I like kidney beans, which

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01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:21,320
Speaker 1: kidney beans might be the worst name for food top ten.

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Speaker 1: I just don't really just eat can't tonite, even though

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01:06:26,960 --> 01:06:29,920
Speaker 1: I only know that kidneys look like kidneys because of

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01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:33,439
Speaker 1: the kidney beans, and so it really looks like looks

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01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:35,560
Speaker 1: like That's what I'm saying. I think we that's where

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01:06:35,600 --> 01:06:37,720
Speaker 1: we think we go. Oh my god, kidney beans really

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01:06:37,720 --> 01:06:42,240
Speaker 1: look like kidneys. But it's only because we we know

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01:06:42,440 --> 01:06:45,520
Speaker 1: what we know kidney beans. Just let's keep the body

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01:06:45,560 --> 01:06:47,680
Speaker 1: parts out of the name of the foods. How about that?

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01:06:47,720 --> 01:06:51,680
Speaker 1: You know I don't want to fucking intestine fucking broccoli. Yeah,

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01:06:52,040 --> 01:06:56,320
Speaker 1: get it out of here. Okay, I like that. No, uh,

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01:06:56,360 --> 01:07:01,760
Speaker 1: I cannot have salad without nuts on it. And my favorite,

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01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:06,560
Speaker 1: I think would have to be like a candied walnut. Walnut,

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01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:10,640
Speaker 1: and we got this the sweetness in there. Yeah, that's

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01:07:10,640 --> 01:07:13,280
Speaker 1: a good one, a good crunch. You got the oil

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01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:15,800
Speaker 1: with it too, like it has like a if you're ever,

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01:07:16,360 --> 01:07:19,280
Speaker 1: you know, any vegetable that is saute aid is going

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01:07:19,320 --> 01:07:21,720
Speaker 1: to be better. A fried onion is going to be

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01:07:21,720 --> 01:07:24,320
Speaker 1: better than a raw onion. It's just that. And the

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01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:26,840
Speaker 1: walnut takes the place of a crouton if I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: be honest, like it takes. Yes, My number one is

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Speaker 1: a a what's it called? You put a chick piece

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01:07:43,520 --> 01:07:50,520
Speaker 1: toasted chickpeas, like fried chickpeas off the crunch. The health factor,

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01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:54,760
Speaker 1: the deliciousness, the consistency, the way they snap. Oh if

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Speaker 1: they're so freaking good. Love those in a salad everywhere though.

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01:07:59,360 --> 01:08:04,040
Speaker 1: They're fine if you find one, hold onto it and

1282
01:08:04,120 --> 01:08:10,680
Speaker 1: make it a full not a half salad. Yeah. Favorite

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01:08:10,720 --> 01:08:14,120
Speaker 1: topping for a salad is just more salad. I love Russell.

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01:08:14,200 --> 01:08:18,840
Speaker 1: I was gonna it was between Brussels and Good but

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01:08:18,880 --> 01:08:23,240
Speaker 1: they give me heartburn. Beats fantastic love a beat. Can we,

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01:08:23,560 --> 01:08:26,360
Speaker 1: in our final thought, get into dressing? Oh yeah, I

1287
01:08:26,360 --> 01:08:30,920
Speaker 1: can get into dressing. Okay, let's do a bottom dressing. Um,

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01:08:31,360 --> 01:08:35,519
Speaker 1: the Thaie peanut dressing. Least favorite? No, it's my favorite.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Bottom. Probably Italian. It's like, what

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Speaker 1: are we doing? It's like so boring, no fense, it's

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01:08:46,520 --> 01:08:54,120
Speaker 1: not it's about family. Love an Italian dressing. I love

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01:08:54,160 --> 01:08:57,280
Speaker 1: of a lighter vinegarette type. I don't like a thick,

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01:08:57,560 --> 01:09:00,880
Speaker 1: creamy Yeah maybe that's the Italian I'm thinking of. But

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01:09:00,920 --> 01:09:03,320
Speaker 1: although I'm a big fan of cream, so yeah, you

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01:09:03,360 --> 01:09:08,120
Speaker 1: love the cream all right? No, what what's dressing are

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01:09:08,160 --> 01:09:11,600
Speaker 1: you not a fan of? I think just anything with

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01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:17,000
Speaker 1: like cilantro in it right to me? I have the

1298
01:09:17,040 --> 01:09:20,519
Speaker 1: thing where cilantro taste like soap to me. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Interesting whoa yeah, okay, yeah, I think the grossest salad

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01:09:27,680 --> 01:09:32,720
Speaker 1: dressing is like, um yeah, any kind of like uh

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01:09:32,760 --> 01:09:38,439
Speaker 1: oh god, trying to think like a thousand island just

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01:09:38,479 --> 01:09:41,760
Speaker 1: like you know, like yeah, Russia. I mean, I bet

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Speaker 1: it's good. I just have never even tried any It

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01:09:43,840 --> 01:09:48,960
Speaker 1: just looks like ketchup mustard and manni I was right?

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01:09:49,120 --> 01:09:50,880
Speaker 1: Are you serious? Is that what it is? I mean,

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01:09:50,880 --> 01:09:53,840
Speaker 1: that's what I was told when I used to I

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01:09:53,880 --> 01:09:56,960
Speaker 1: can't grow. I think there's like a red pepper involved

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01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:58,960
Speaker 1: in it too. I think there's something else in there

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01:09:58,960 --> 01:10:01,400
Speaker 1: there that cannot be what it is that is horrifying.

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01:10:01,520 --> 01:10:07,479
Speaker 1: Oh and the tears of immigrants, yes, which is just delicious. No, yes,

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01:10:07,680 --> 01:10:11,919
Speaker 1: it's uh no, yes, no, yes. What's your top dressing?

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01:10:12,120 --> 01:10:14,639
Speaker 1: My top dressing is from Aladdin Cafe in Kansas City

1313
01:10:14,720 --> 01:10:18,679
Speaker 1: or in City and where I used to work in college.

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01:10:18,760 --> 01:10:21,519
Speaker 1: It was like this vinagarette, this Greek dressing that they

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01:10:21,560 --> 01:10:24,519
Speaker 1: put on their Greek salad. If I'm gonna be, if

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01:10:24,560 --> 01:10:27,439
Speaker 1: I'm going on being here, best salad topping feta cheese.

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01:10:27,479 --> 01:10:31,479
Speaker 1: I fucking love feta cheese. It um but yeah, this

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01:10:31,840 --> 01:10:37,479
Speaker 1: it's this green, vinegary like cucumber and oh my god,

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01:10:37,520 --> 01:10:40,360
Speaker 1: it's so good. A Laddin Cafe Kansas City or Lawrence, Kansas.

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01:10:40,400 --> 01:10:42,280
Speaker 1: Gotta go there. Try that dress salad dressing and my

1321
01:10:42,320 --> 01:10:48,120
Speaker 1: mouth is watering thinking about it. Yeah, top dressing guy,

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01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:50,200
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess, oh, I kind of said it.

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01:10:50,760 --> 01:10:55,599
Speaker 1: Or peanut the tai peanut like a tachini dressing tis fun,

1324
01:10:55,760 --> 01:11:00,280
Speaker 1: but miss miss So, there's amazing kind of me so

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01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:03,679
Speaker 1: dressing that they sell in um grocery stores. Or carrot ginger,

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01:11:03,960 --> 01:11:07,439
Speaker 1: carrot ginger Jackanese Japanese how stild dressing is the best?

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01:11:07,520 --> 01:11:12,640
Speaker 1: That orange, fucking healthy, crispy light fresh off. You know

1328
01:11:12,720 --> 01:11:15,880
Speaker 1: it's good because the carrot ginger number one, because they'll

1329
01:11:15,880 --> 01:11:18,479
Speaker 1: bring out a salad a lot of these Japanese restaurants

1330
01:11:18,520 --> 01:11:20,719
Speaker 1: and it's just salad and just like a few carrots,

1331
01:11:21,200 --> 01:11:23,120
Speaker 1: and you still eat the funk out of it because

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01:11:23,160 --> 01:11:26,080
Speaker 1: the dressing so like you're that dressing is so tangy

1333
01:11:26,240 --> 01:11:29,680
Speaker 1: and sweet and light and that soups salad in it,

1334
01:11:29,760 --> 01:11:32,840
Speaker 1: and I love it, you know what I mean? Alright,

1335
01:11:32,840 --> 01:11:35,639
Speaker 1: we've really done it here. I really like talking about food.

1336
01:11:35,680 --> 01:11:38,080
Speaker 1: I love it too, Yeah, did we just come up

1337
01:11:38,120 --> 01:11:40,920
Speaker 1: with we gotta have a news segment where we could talk. Yeah,

1338
01:11:40,960 --> 01:11:45,439
Speaker 1: food talks. So it is because it's so we all

1339
01:11:46,320 --> 01:11:50,839
Speaker 1: we all like and just like such different things. Yeah,

1340
01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:53,640
Speaker 1: I could go on for days. There's no food. I mean, well,

1341
01:11:53,720 --> 01:11:55,800
Speaker 1: let's get into it maybe later this weekend. Things we

1342
01:11:55,960 --> 01:11:59,000
Speaker 1: truly to test and would never eat, yes, eat, never

1343
01:11:59,040 --> 01:12:00,880
Speaker 1: even eat. There's one for me that a lot of

1344
01:12:00,920 --> 01:12:04,320
Speaker 1: people love, and I just I wish I loved it

1345
01:12:04,360 --> 01:12:07,040
Speaker 1: because it seems like it would be delicious to like it.

1346
01:12:07,080 --> 01:12:10,720
Speaker 1: Because there are some that I hated as a kid, despised.

1347
01:12:10,800 --> 01:12:13,080
Speaker 1: Then they've come made a comeback. Yeah, if you're holding

1348
01:12:13,080 --> 01:12:15,360
Speaker 1: onto things that you didn't like as a kid, grow

1349
01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:19,080
Speaker 1: the funk up. Try it now as a doll. Stop

1350
01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:22,720
Speaker 1: it are a child. Oh you didn't like onions as

1351
01:12:22,760 --> 01:12:25,160
Speaker 1: a child. No one likes fucking onions as a child.

1352
01:12:27,320 --> 01:12:30,000
Speaker 1: Start trying, but you like them? Saunt some people. I

1353
01:12:30,080 --> 01:12:33,880
Speaker 1: don't even went there, and just stop this little childish

1354
01:12:34,240 --> 01:12:37,680
Speaker 1: picking things off things. Just eat it, Just try it,

1355
01:12:37,680 --> 01:12:39,080
Speaker 1: and then if you don't like it, then then we

1356
01:12:39,120 --> 01:12:42,640
Speaker 1: can talk. I don't do avocado. It's weird how they

1357
01:12:42,720 --> 01:12:44,920
Speaker 1: cut it. Get out of here. Oh is that what

1358
01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:48,040
Speaker 1: people say? Avocado does kind of bump me out of

1359
01:12:48,080 --> 01:12:50,920
Speaker 1: the salad because it is too mushy. It's just not

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01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:53,240
Speaker 1: a good consistency unless you mix it in with a

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01:12:53,360 --> 01:12:56,439
Speaker 1: dressing and like you know, make it like you know, creamy.

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01:12:57,439 --> 01:13:00,439
Speaker 1: But just like itself, it's just like it has no

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01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:04,439
Speaker 1: It's like is an apple that you bite into and

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01:13:04,479 --> 01:13:09,080
Speaker 1: it goes. It's not crunchy. Yeah, I like to go

1365
01:13:10,120 --> 01:13:12,599
Speaker 1: and then you crack it off. The apple macintosh, which

1366
01:13:12,680 --> 01:13:14,920
Speaker 1: is a smaller apple, has a softer feel to it.

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Speaker 1: I'm a fan. All right, Well, there you have it.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for listening, guys. That's your Monday show. I guess

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01:13:21,720 --> 01:13:23,559
Speaker 1: with that was fun. It was like a relaxing, little

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01:13:23,600 --> 01:13:26,200
Speaker 1: like lazy river of the show. I really felt like

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01:13:26,200 --> 01:13:28,120
Speaker 1: I was in a lazy river. I do feel like

1372
01:13:28,160 --> 01:13:30,639
Speaker 1: people like lazy rivers in their life while you're driving.

1373
01:13:30,720 --> 01:13:35,519
Speaker 1: Nothing better. Yeah, that's just like mundane soft, not really

1374
01:13:35,600 --> 01:13:41,160
Speaker 1: that challenging, ye talking about Oh well, let's talk about it. Really.

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01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:44,680
Speaker 1: I hope we touched you guys today and not in

1376
01:13:44,720 --> 01:13:46,880
Speaker 1: that way. Thank you so much for listening. We love

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01:13:46,880 --> 01:13:52,320
Speaker 1: you so much and we're I mean not yeah, uh,

1378
01:13:52,360 --> 01:14:01,639
Speaker 1: and don't be cut and ripper. MH, I did Jacqueline

1379
01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:05,519
Speaker 1: Kennedy did. I did the ripper the other day. All right, ready,

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01:14:05,600 --> 01:14:09,439
Speaker 1: let's do it again. Kidney beans,