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Speaker 1: What's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number. It's the

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Speaker 2: loser line. Goody, just call me.

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Speaker 3: Back if you haven't heard the loser line before. It

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Speaker 3: works like this. Let's say a weird guy approaches you

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Speaker 3: while you're out at the club and uses this charming

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Speaker 3: pickup line on you. Hey, sweetness, I wish you were

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Speaker 3: a computer so I could select all on your clothes

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Speaker 3: and hit delete.

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Speaker 4: Controls he controls, he controlsy.

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Speaker 3: After he says that, whatever you do, don't tell him

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Speaker 3: air four oh four flirty joke not found. Instead, tell

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Speaker 3: that nerd you want to unzip all his hidden folders

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Speaker 3: and maybe even merge hard drive.

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Speaker 2: And that's what he said.

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Speaker 3: Give him the number to the loser line, so hopefully

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Speaker 3: he leaves an awkward voicemail that we could play on

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Speaker 3: the air. Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 2: Hey, it's from the farmer market.

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Speaker 5: Remember you bought honey and said I was probably more

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Speaker 5: of a maple syrup guy. Then I gave you that wink.

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Speaker 5: I was joking, by the way, I really I like

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Speaker 5: honey too. Fun fact about honey, they say it's one

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Speaker 5: of the foods that never expire. I don't know if

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Speaker 5: you knew that or not.

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Speaker 2: I was at my mom's house. Well, actually, you know,

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Speaker 2: I own it.

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Speaker 5: She lives there too, and she wanted me to try

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Speaker 5: some honey, and that had been in our cabinet.

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Speaker 4: For like.

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Speaker 5: Twenty years. And I did and it was a pretty

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Speaker 5: big spoonful.

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Speaker 2: And it was so good.

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Speaker 5: I mean, if you ever want to come by, I mean,

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Speaker 5: she makes really good snacks too. Just you know, text

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Speaker 5: for so we can like put clothes on or you

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Speaker 5: know anyways, Yeah, give me a call so can put

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Speaker 5: clothes on.

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Speaker 2: No, I think just her.

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Speaker 6: I think it's just the mom that needs the clothes.

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Speaker 6: Should have ended so many times.

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Speaker 3: I did, like how he flipped the mile in the

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Speaker 3: house and she lives here.

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Speaker 6: I don't live with her.

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Speaker 3: I'm just here to taste her honey whenever she asks me.

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Speaker 3: Which we take that out of context, it sounds.

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Speaker 4: You can't take it out of context when the mom's naked,

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Speaker 4: It's exactly what it is.

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Speaker 3: Let's just move on to the next clip.

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Speaker 4: Hey, Tatters, it's I was saying. I was really hoping

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Speaker 4: that you would answer. I'm sorry I sound terrible. I've

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Speaker 4: been crying because I've been watching I've been watching whale

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Speaker 4: videos for about thirty minutes now, and they were just

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Speaker 4: so beautiful and majestic creatures. I just I'm so awestruck.

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Speaker 4: And the moms singing to the babies, and I mean

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Speaker 4: they make the whales, you know. I mean that's not

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Speaker 4: very good because that's not what they sound like. But

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Speaker 4: I just you told me you were really sensitive when

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Speaker 4: we had dinner, and I thought that that maybe you

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Speaker 4: would like to talk about it. I mean, but you

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Speaker 4: were eating fish and chips when we met. You wouldn't

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Speaker 4: need a like a whale though, right, Well.

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Speaker 3: Who's gonna tell her that the whale videos are AI

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Speaker 3: generated whatever?

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Speaker 6: Jeff?

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Speaker 2: Have you not cried it for you?

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Speaker 5: Willie?

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Speaker 1: They are cute with the babies and then they're in

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Speaker 1: the little family.

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Speaker 4: It's amazing.

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Speaker 3: We all know Brookes eats whale, right, yeah, you know

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Speaker 3: she does like a humpback salad with like sliced radishes

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Speaker 3: and a mango vinaigre.

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Speaker 4: I want to defend that, but my outfit today, says

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Speaker 4: will Yeah.

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Speaker 3: You know what makes you want to cry even more

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Speaker 3: than whale videos is our YouTube page. You will burst

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Speaker 3: into tears of laughter when you see Brooke dressed in

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Speaker 3: her kurt Cobain outfit today, and we don't just look funny. Occasionally,

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Speaker 3: we talk funny on there too. Just search Brooke and

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning on any social media platform and

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Speaker 3: sit back and let those tears flow.

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Speaker 2: Baby.

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Speaker 4: Now back to the clips.

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Speaker 1: Hey, it's we met it taco truck last weekend. You

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Speaker 1: probably remember me. I'm the guy who said tower cream

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Speaker 1: is a scam. Look as well it is read up

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Speaker 1: on it, Tom.

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Speaker 2: We think.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, a lot happened sent well yesterday.

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Speaker 2: I got a new job, really excited about it.

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Speaker 1: I'm actually going to be working for the food truck

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Speaker 1: where we met.

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Speaker 2: I know, like not the most lucrative, but they say the.

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Speaker 1: First three months is an unpaid internship internship and then

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Speaker 1: you know, I start getting paid in.

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Speaker 2: Food and I'm like, yeah, I'm down.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, if you come over on your lunch break,

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Speaker 1: just look for the guy pulling the weeds around the tires.

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Speaker 2: They want to make it look nice and you know

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Speaker 2: who could salt them for that? So call me back

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Speaker 2: next message.

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Speaker 5: Is he a job market that bad?

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Speaker 4: We're just working for food truck tacos these days?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and you don't get food right away.

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Speaker 3: That's what it's like, we'll feed you three months. That's

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Speaker 3: a passion.

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Speaker 4: You talk about this sour cream being a scam.

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Speaker 2: I wish she went more into it.

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Speaker 3: I love sour cream. What is he talking about, Like

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Speaker 3: it's too expensive?

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Speaker 4: I don't know, Jeff, I needed the conspiracy theory behind soura.

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Speaker 2: It's like it's.

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Speaker 3: Perfectly fine cream and then they resell it once it

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Speaker 3: goes bad.

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Speaker 4: Or is it just yogurt in disguise?

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Speaker 3: You know, yes, somebody gets to the bottom of the

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Speaker 3: sour cream conspiracy next method.

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Speaker 6: So it's been a few days and you haven't texted me,

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Speaker 6: but I wanted to tell you a funny story before

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Speaker 6: I forgot. I've had like the weirdest week. My car

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Speaker 6: broke down, my cat threw up on my work laptop,

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Speaker 6: and I found out my ex is engaged to a

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Speaker 6: woman who looks exactly like me, but without the sparkling personality.

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Speaker 6: So yeah, it's been a journey. And now that I

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Speaker 6: think about it, that story wasn't funny at all.

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Speaker 7: It kind of a downer. I should have listened to

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Speaker 7: Jeanette in my pottery class. She was like, don't tell it,

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Speaker 7: he's not going to laugh, and she was right, I love.

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Speaker 3: Her too, secret brain, she's I don't care what Jeannette says.

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Speaker 3: Once he hears about my sick cat and my total car,

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Speaker 3: he is going to burst into laughter.

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Speaker 5: I swear.

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Speaker 4: The sadest part is she didn't even add the fourth

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Speaker 4: thing that happened to her.

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Speaker 3: She got the number to the loser line. Oh no,

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Speaker 3: He's gonna hear this and be like, of course it

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Speaker 3: was maybe Now it's funny. It is. That is kind

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Speaker 3: of a funny story. So you remember. You can always

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Speaker 3: hear your favorite loser lines of the week when you

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Speaker 3: are Awkward Tuesdays, and of course your phone taps. We've

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Speaker 3: got one coming up for you right after this