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Speaker 1: Call one eight hundred d y away. We'll go to

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Speaker 1: one eight hundred d yaway dot com. A great defense

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Speaker 1: can be the difference between a dismiss case or jail time.

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Speaker 1: What eight hundred do you why away? He's another Jubilas

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Speaker 1: on the twenties. Tell me I'm moving ninety two point five.

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Speaker 1: Hello this church? This is Cheryl. How may I help you? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What's up? My name's Duff. Um. I wanted to come

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Speaker 1: down there and help out feed those homeless dudes. Um,

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Speaker 1: So you're calling because you want to come in volunteer. Yeah. Look,

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Speaker 1: I get super pumped up for charity work like this

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Speaker 1: time of year, you know what I mean? Well, that's great.

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Speaker 1: We yeah, we always need more volunteers. Thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: Do those guys smell and stuff? Because like I see

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Speaker 1: them and they look pretty rank, like it looks like

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Speaker 1: they smell like ass. You know, well I can that's

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Speaker 1: a little inappropriate. Yeah, I think it's pretty inappropriate that

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Speaker 1: they would stink like that. No, no, no, no no, no,

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Speaker 1: that's not what I meant. I meant some for you

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Speaker 1: to say that they Oh. I just was like thinking

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Speaker 1: that you were like annoyed that they would not have

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Speaker 1: good personal hygiene too. No, No, I'm certainly not annoyed

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Speaker 1: about it. No, pretty big on hygiene. So I'll probably

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Speaker 1: just bring down some axe body spray and spram down

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Speaker 1: if that's cool. Um No, I don't. I don't think

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Speaker 1: that'd be necessary. But um, tell your name again and

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Speaker 1: I can get you on a step though. Hey, can

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Speaker 1: I be honest with you for a minute. Of course,

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Speaker 1: there's this chick that I'm really trying to bang, and

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Speaker 1: she's like super into charity, So like I just want

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Speaker 1: to come down and do it for like fifteen minutes

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Speaker 1: or whatever, like have you like signed something and take

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Speaker 1: a couple of pictures with some homeless dudes, and then

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Speaker 1: I'll be out of your hair. Actually, a volunteers gally

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Speaker 1: day for at least about for five hours. You're kidding me.

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Speaker 1: They've all too for that long. Yeah, some people actually

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Speaker 1: stay longer. Some people start really early in the morning

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Speaker 1: to prepare the food that has you know, cleared, the plates,

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Speaker 1: affter works. Like I don't even lift that long when

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Speaker 1: I'm in the gym, you know what I mean, Like

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Speaker 1: not even on a chess day, you know. Um, I

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Speaker 1: think it's great that you want to do something for charity,

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Speaker 1: and you want to help people, even if it is

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Speaker 1: only for fifteen minutes. But I'm just wondering it's maybe. No,

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Speaker 1: it's cool. Well, like it's cool, I'll stay longer. I'll

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Speaker 1: stay the whole time. What I'll do is like I'll

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Speaker 1: bring a bunch of axe bodies pray with me, and

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Speaker 1: like I'll bring over a keg and like we will

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Speaker 1: just throw down. You know what I mean? Like, but no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: there's no Alcoholiday feast serves alcohol. No, it's a feast.

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Speaker 1: Why not have some beer? I bet you these dudes

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Speaker 1: like to party. I only just get totally faced, will

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Speaker 1: you know? Um? You know what. I'm actually just looking

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Speaker 1: at the list right now and I think but did

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Speaker 1: for this year. I don't think anything more volunteers. Thank

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Speaker 1: you so much, though. Just give me your number and

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Speaker 1: I will call you back later for another event. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I get it, I get it. You just ask for

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Speaker 1: my digits. You're totally hitting on me, aren't you. No,

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Speaker 1: I wasn't hitting on you. I just wanted to get

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Speaker 1: your numbers so I could call you back so you

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Speaker 1: could volunteer. I'm gonna tell you if I'm gonna come down.

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Speaker 1: They're volunteering. It's like we're working together, and like, honestly,

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Speaker 1: I don't lay the wood to any check that I'm

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Speaker 1: working with, you know what I mean? Like it's on professional.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't know how this has happened that

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Speaker 1: we have some sort of miscommunication here. So I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: going to go. I wish you very happy holidays and

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Speaker 1: thank you for calling. Yeah, I get it. You want

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Speaker 1: me to not volunteer and you and me hook up? Then?

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Speaker 1: Is that it? I'm married? Oh so you want to

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Speaker 1: I like do a three way or whatever. That's Oh

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Speaker 1: my goodness, I'm going to go all right, Cheryl, looky Cheryl, like,

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Speaker 1: I'll totally do it as long as your husband doesn't

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Speaker 1: touch me. I'm gonna have to get up the phone. Okay,

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Speaker 1: your husband's name is Larry. Right, your husband's name is Larry.

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Speaker 1: How did he know that? Yeah, because he totally already

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Speaker 1: invited me in on this whole deal. Because this is

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Speaker 1: actually Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the morning, I'm

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Speaker 1: moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Your husband set you up? Oh my god? So like,

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Speaker 1: are you still down to pound or what? God? Oh? God, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm fine. Thank you,