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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand jewils dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? This is the Jewels Show. You texted in

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Speaker 1: at four one or six one that you have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret, so we called you. What's your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret? Um? Yeah? So are you? Guys? Know how

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Speaker 1: like most kids grow out of like an imaginary friend stage.

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Speaker 1: So okay, I'm thirty three. My best friend is Gary,

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Speaker 1: and Gary's Yeah, I'm the only person that can see well,

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Speaker 1: I mean I wouldn't say that it only I can

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Speaker 1: see Gary and Gary from your childhood. Yeah, we go

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Speaker 1: way back. I mean since we were kids. We've been

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Speaker 1: were kids together, you knowl together. And so Gary, was

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Speaker 1: this like an actual person who like maybe had past

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Speaker 1: a friend or is this an imaginary friend? No, it's

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Speaker 1: just my friend Gary. Um. For whatever reason, I'm the

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Speaker 1: only one that's ever been able to hang out with him.

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Speaker 1: You know, everybody else never sees him, and but he's

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Speaker 1: real to me. I mean sure, I guess, I I guess.

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Speaker 1: I know it's imaginary, but it doesn't feel that way

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Speaker 1: when we're hanging out. I mean, it probably feels bad

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Speaker 1: to call Gary imaginary. He's been your boy since you

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Speaker 1: were a kid. He's been your friend since you were

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Speaker 1: a kid, and he's still with you. That's pretty cool.

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Speaker 1: Loyal friends with me right now, always right? Yeah. I

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Speaker 1: mean he wants me to tell the knock knock joke

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Speaker 1: right now, but he always tell Gary knock knock joke

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Speaker 1: with all of us. Tell us at the same time,

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Speaker 1: which one Gary? Okay, all right, knock knock is there?

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Speaker 1: Owls go oh that one? A. He's Gary cracking up

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Speaker 1: over that one. Gary is dying. I told him to

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Speaker 1: be quiet while I was on the phone. But he's

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Speaker 1: tell the knock knock joke. Tell the knock knock all right. Well,

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Speaker 1: I like Gary seems like a nice dude who enjoys

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Speaker 1: a good knock knock joke. I think that's cool. Thank

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Speaker 1: you for telling us you dirty little secret. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: thanks for listening. Yeah, tell Gary, we say goodbye too.

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Speaker 1: He said goodbye and thank you. He gave you guys

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Speaker 1: the peace symbol. I'm giving him the shot gun. All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your little secret. All right,

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Speaker 1: thanks dud. Okay, he's gone. Do you guys think he

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Speaker 1: was messing with us? Nope? I mean I do believe

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Speaker 1: that you can have like like spirits around you or whatever.

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Speaker 1: Yeah for sure, like it actually could be. Just because

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Speaker 1: somebody doesn't have one experience doesn't mean someone else can't

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Speaker 1: be more like Gary. All right, let's get another one. Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? It's the Jewel Show? Hey, Hey, Hey, what's up?

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Speaker 1: You texted us and said you had a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: So'ttle secret? Okay, like right now? Yeah, it has no

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Speaker 1: better time than right now. I think, Um, okay, we're

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Speaker 1: do I start? Okay, So my team and I we

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Speaker 1: had a huge deadline at work. We met it, and

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Speaker 1: we went out to celebrate for like drinks afterwards, and

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Speaker 1: I ended up getting so absolutely hammered. My boss was

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Speaker 1: driving us home. I was like, pullover, pull over, I

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Speaker 1: gotta get sick. I get out of the car to

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Speaker 1: get sick, and I end up I end up my pants?

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Speaker 1: What everyone oh wow, while staring at her like in

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Speaker 1: the eyes. And it has not been talked about since.

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Speaker 1: That's all. I'm currently looking for a new job, looking

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Speaker 1: for the witness protection program. Question for you, just because

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Speaker 1: you know, whenever you see a dog dude in public,

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Speaker 1: they make our contact with you two and they have

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Speaker 1: this weird, like shameful dog look. Did you have the

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Speaker 1: same look looking at your boss and the eye while

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Speaker 1: you were doing don't look at me. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: but I have that shameful look every time I think Friday.

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Speaker 1: All right, well, thanks for telling us your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: That's a filthy little secret. Yep, that's it. Thank you

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Speaker 1: guys for having me. Yeah, don't do that again. Did

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