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Speaker 1: we want to be there, doesn't matter how much baggage

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Speaker 2: We want to send you off inside.

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Speaker 1: You wanna welcome you back home? Tell us all about it?

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Speaker 1: We scared? Or was it fine?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 1: Porn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do your need ride?

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Speaker 4: Her ride.

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Speaker 2: With Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: This is Chris Fairbanks. I'm at Lax at eight pm

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Speaker 2: on a Monday, incredibly crowded, one of the worst plates

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Speaker 2: places on earth, the opposite of Disneyland.

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Speaker 3: I am picking up Karen Kilgarriff.

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Speaker 2: Who.

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Speaker 3: Is supposed to be right here.

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Speaker 2: I do not see her the Great Lakes sign. Huh

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Speaker 2: oh there she is down there. Ways she was in Portland.

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Speaker 2: We're going to talk about her trip to Portland. If

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Speaker 2: this asshole Prius will move, you're not picking her up?

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Speaker 3: I am, that's right. He It's almost like he heard me.

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Speaker 3: Hello there, Sorry, I just have wardrobe and stuff. Is

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Speaker 3: that okay? Totally okay? And then uh.

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Speaker 2: When I say she has a lot of baggage. I'm

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Speaker 2: not talking about old relationships. No, it's only two bags

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Speaker 3: Hi, Karen, Hi, we were on the air.

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Speaker 1: H oh Hi everybody.

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Speaker 2: Boy hie Monday nights huh yeah. I think Mondays are

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Speaker 2: a popular time to be arriving.

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Speaker 1: I agree.

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Speaker 3: Excuse me, everyone here just wants to be popular.

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Speaker 1: How were you doing? How did you do hosting alone?

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Speaker 3: I did? Okay? You mean right now? Yes, so far,

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Speaker 3: it's been okay for about two minutes in.

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Speaker 1: Did you get that feeling where you thought you might

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Speaker 2: No, No, I've actually been pretty calm. Well, but then

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Speaker 2: someone like him, it's okay. That's probably you got your toes.

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Speaker 3: How they do it? Where he learned to drive? Where

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Speaker 2: He seems like he took based country base. I think

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Speaker 2: So it's actually good regionalism. I hate to be regionalistic,

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Speaker 2: but he reads Thank you, Kathy Kelly Kelly, Yes.

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Speaker 1: The redhead. That's very strong alcoholic content.

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Speaker 3: She really what's what's her morning show where she just

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Speaker 3: That's Kathy Lee and Hoda and Hodah. Yeah, made popular

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Speaker 3: They don't give It's the same reason I'm voting for Trump.

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Speaker 3: He just kidding. Come on, come on wait?

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Speaker 1: Did you see James the Domain and that guy who

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Speaker 1: And and he does a Trump like, not the blowhard Trump,

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Speaker 1: Let's live our goddamn lives and celebrate good times.

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Speaker 3: Come on, wow, you came off that plane really positive.

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Speaker 3: I was just getting started.

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Speaker 1: It's a pathetic attempt to be grown up and to

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Speaker 3: And go to Oh my god, you're a goddamn scene Ponchos.

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Speaker 3: It's a restaurant, but I do it a lot, and

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Speaker 1: Having right in car fun having, which is our kind.

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Speaker 2: Well, I yeah, anytime someone's in Portland, they're leaving for

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Speaker 3: I'm jealous because I do love it there. I love it.

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Speaker 3: It's yeah, it looks like are you sure Tammer is

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Speaker 1: I know, well it's this is his picture from when

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Speaker 3: Oh that's great, that's so funny.

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Speaker 1: It's the greatest.

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Speaker 3: It's such a freedom. You don't have to do anything,

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Speaker 1: It's usually sign there's no pressure you throw that do

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Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of people think that's depression. No, I'm

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Speaker 1: I love depression me too, if you use it right well.

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Speaker 3: Like I never you never hunt.

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't like I don't like it.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't probably like in during the festival in Portland,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and after a few nights of that, I just

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like I'm a grown up, I cannot and I

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Speaker 1: much drinking all day long, right that by the time

444
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:33,919
Speaker 1: you hit that after party, most people are completely shitfaced.

445
00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:35,680
Speaker 1: And that's my only thing is I don't have any

446
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:39,159
Speaker 1: patience for drunk people because I'm so actively jealous of

447
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:42,119
Speaker 1: the position they're in that it just drives me truly insane.

448
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:45,600
Speaker 2: Well, even though even if I'm two hours from being

449
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:48,920
Speaker 2: able to have a drink myself, for whatever reason, I

450
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:52,399
Speaker 2: can't be around drunk people myself. I can't even I

451
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:56,320
Speaker 2: can't even have one hour's gap of empathy. Does that

452
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:57,120
Speaker 2: really make sense?

453
00:22:57,320 --> 00:23:00,320
Speaker 1: Yes? It does, Like, even like you can't even three

454
00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:01,159
Speaker 1: beers in no.

455
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:04,840
Speaker 2: I often there has been times where other people are

456
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:08,640
Speaker 2: intoxicated and I just start drinking myself.

457
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:11,320
Speaker 3: So I can stop hating them. Yes, that's bad. That's

458
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:12,120
Speaker 3: fear pressure.

459
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:16,280
Speaker 1: That's just that's an internal peer pressure of the there's

460
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:18,639
Speaker 1: a panel in your head that's not letting you accept

461
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:20,080
Speaker 1: the real moment.

462
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:22,600
Speaker 3: You think I had something to do with my childhood.

463
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:26,480
Speaker 1: I wouldn't go back that far, Okay, I'd say. I'd

464
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:29,600
Speaker 1: say it was probably some mid two thousands. Oh yeah,

465
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:31,800
Speaker 1: something what happened to you in the mid two thousands.

466
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:36,479
Speaker 3: Well, a lot of a lot of bad Texas traffic.

467
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:37,760
Speaker 1: Uh uh huh.

468
00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:40,240
Speaker 2: Sometimes it would get so bad I'd just pull over

469
00:23:40,359 --> 00:23:43,480
Speaker 2: and get a you know, a Tamali and whiskey.

470
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,040
Speaker 1: Oh, well, there it is. We've dug the root. Great, Well,

471
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:48,520
Speaker 1: then this problem solved.

472
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:50,680
Speaker 3: There's just one layer and then we were there.

473
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,440
Speaker 1: You know what, I feel like a lot of people

474
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,359
Speaker 1: could solve a lot of problems if they would just

475
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:55,679
Speaker 1: ask me first, just.

476
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:58,880
Speaker 3: A moment digging, with courtesy and help of Karen.

477
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:08,119
Speaker 1: Just own moments digging, and you will know. I'm clearly

478
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:10,440
Speaker 1: full of beans. I think I have been alone for

479
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:13,040
Speaker 1: you know, four hours.

480
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:13,760
Speaker 3: I guess.

481
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:16,720
Speaker 1: I'm full of beans.

482
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:22,400
Speaker 3: You mean you mean just silly empty stories.

483
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:25,320
Speaker 1: I guess so. And also I've been no, no, no,

484
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:29,840
Speaker 1: I won't fart in your car if I can help it.

485
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:32,560
Speaker 3: It's the reason you signed that paperwork.

486
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:38,359
Speaker 1: Because your least agreement is just that's a lynchpin element

487
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:38,639
Speaker 1: of that.

488
00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:41,600
Speaker 2: If it weren't for Bank of America being the actual

489
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:43,680
Speaker 2: owners of this car, you can fart all.

490
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,159
Speaker 1: But the guy comes in for the far check with

491
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:47,040
Speaker 1: that white gloves.

492
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:52,760
Speaker 3: We're just gonna need to check the interior emissions, he.

493
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:57,119
Speaker 1: Says, he says, And then I go and he's like.

494
00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:00,480
Speaker 3: And then he's all, and then I'm like, and then.

495
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:03,359
Speaker 1: He smog checks my ass. That's what I'm talking about.

496
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 1: Bull of beans, dipstick. I do notice that listening to

497
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:14,200
Speaker 1: other podcasts, it's probably just making me be show off

498
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:19,800
Speaker 1: here than normal, because I so enjoy just insane bullshit

499
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:24,399
Speaker 1: that other when other people are talking too loud to quiet.

500
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:26,720
Speaker 3: No, no, it's starting to get quiet. But that's okay.

501
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:28,600
Speaker 1: That's well, this is the part where I want us

502
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:28,960
Speaker 1: to pray.

503
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:39,080
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, swallowing.

504
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:48,160
Speaker 1: Jesus, thank you. Let's do that more.

505
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:07,800
Speaker 3: Grass and three old man, along with all the things

506
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:11,960
Speaker 3: of baby like gold, gold and.

507
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:19,080
Speaker 1: Mirror, mir this space shuttle mirror No a cat.

508
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:20,600
Speaker 3: With a speech impediment near.

509
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 2: Oh no, well, I get to go on Wednesday to

510
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:29,080
Speaker 2: a town that I like almost as much as Portland.

511
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:35,320
Speaker 3: Oh yes, but let me still do. Can you get

512
00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:37,080
Speaker 3: what it's just because.

513
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:37,680
Speaker 1: They cannot guess?

514
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:43,640
Speaker 3: Sorry? Sorry, can I get Denver? No you cannot.

515
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:45,680
Speaker 1: I was gonna guess. Seattle.

516
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:47,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't.

517
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:48,760
Speaker 1: Well club in Denver.

518
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:50,840
Speaker 3: I haven't quite cracked the old Seattle.

519
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:52,800
Speaker 1: I don't think they have like a big scene anymore,

520
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:53,640
Speaker 1: like these very.

521
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:54,960
Speaker 3: Much in a scene to big cracked there.

522
00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:57,640
Speaker 1: Sorry, I get out of town cracker.

523
00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:03,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, Rainy City. I well, I am doing a place.

524
00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 2: The main show is on Three Kings Tavern sweet oh yeah, yeah,

525
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 2: main stage, which brings the tavern that kind of negates

526
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:17,560
Speaker 2: that word. And it's like whoa multiple stages, Chris is doing. Well,

527
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:21,720
Speaker 2: Yes I'm doing And then it just another bunch of

528
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:25,920
Speaker 2: shows at the Deer Pile at Three Kings again at another.

529
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:27,240
Speaker 1: Place awesome in it.

530
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:30,160
Speaker 3: You know, I'll put them on my Twitter or whatever.

531
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:31,880
Speaker 3: But it's gonna be fun. I love that town.

532
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:34,679
Speaker 1: I love that town. And at the comics there are

533
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:37,640
Speaker 1: so good at stand up comedy, yeah, for real.

534
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:39,959
Speaker 3: And I get to work with probably all of them

535
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:40,560
Speaker 3: at some point.

536
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:43,200
Speaker 1: That's great. There's a guy whose name I won't remember

537
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:44,640
Speaker 1: that's really good that I hope you see.

538
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,879
Speaker 3: Oh well that's maybe enough to go on.

539
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,639
Speaker 1: No, his name, I think his first name is Aaron,

540
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:55,640
Speaker 1: and he was on the big show that that what's

541
00:27:55,720 --> 00:28:03,719
Speaker 1: his name that I'm blocking out and dal headlines. Okay,

542
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:07,200
Speaker 1: he was the I think second first or second comic

543
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,800
Speaker 1: on that that Brody hosted. Okay, so I don't know.

544
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,920
Speaker 1: I guess I'm describing all that in case someone else knows.

545
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 1: But anyway, he was. He was a comic that you

546
00:28:16,119 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 1: if he was on Conan tomorrow you would be like,

547
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:22,879
Speaker 1: hell yeah. But he's like a you know, probably a

548
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:26,159
Speaker 1: five year comic in den versusing Oh wow. I just

549
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:27,680
Speaker 1: think they're churning out the good ones.

550
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 3: These really are. They have such a supportive scene and

551
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:31,840
Speaker 3: they are in charge of it.

552
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:35,399
Speaker 2: Yes, there's a couple of clubs there called Comedy Works,

553
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 2: which I would love to be working there and thought

554
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,200
Speaker 2: I was going to be doing a set at But

555
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:43,640
Speaker 2: these these guys have a whole scene going on.

556
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 3: With or without that club's help, which is pretty crazy.

557
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:48,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's amazing.

558
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:51,680
Speaker 2: Like the Comedy Festival there is great, and it doesn't

559
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:56,720
Speaker 2: even involve the comedy clubs that's healthy run by comedians

560
00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:57,840
Speaker 2: scene that they have.

561
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:02,680
Speaker 1: It's very cool and it's like, uh, it's it felt big,

562
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:06,240
Speaker 1: but it also felt like quality. Like I don't remember

563
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:08,720
Speaker 1: ever seeing anybody that didn't really make me laugh. I

564
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 1: just think that these days everybody being a stand up comic,

565
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:15,360
Speaker 1: Like at first when that was happening, it's like grumble, grumble,

566
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 1: Not just anybody can be a stand up comic. And

567
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 1: that's true, not just anybody, but like when you go

568
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,400
Speaker 1: to these cities and you see how what real support

569
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:26,040
Speaker 1: looks like as opposed to like in the nineties where

570
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:28,840
Speaker 1: I came up in San Francisco, there were three clubs

571
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 1: and you had to like scrape and beg to get

572
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,760
Speaker 1: into any of them. And other than that, it were

573
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 1: these crazy open mics andd like weird you know, bringer

574
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 1: shows or whatever, like when you actually can do sets

575
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:44,760
Speaker 1: and there's people there that you can watch and learn

576
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:45,720
Speaker 1: how to do bad When am.

577
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:48,600
Speaker 2: I talking, No, it's great and it's weird because I

578
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 2: used I think I've lost my mind.

579
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:55,600
Speaker 1: What was I talking about? I was explaining like the

580
00:29:55,760 --> 00:30:00,480
Speaker 1: evolution of stand up comedy to today. Shut up. Ah

581
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:04,000
Speaker 1: fuck all the people.

582
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:07,000
Speaker 3: They used to make it grumble. Now they make him learn.

583
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 1: Now they make you bumble.

584
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:14,960
Speaker 3: We used to make is grumble, used to make us bumble.

585
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:15,920
Speaker 3: We'll be right back.

586
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,560
Speaker 1: We'll be right back, ladies and gentlemen, and we're back

587
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:19,959
Speaker 1: and hello again.

588
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 2: The last time I was on this freeway, I had

589
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:26,960
Speaker 2: to work on a show I've been doing stuff for

590
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:30,440
Speaker 2: and it I left. I was supposed to be there

591
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 2: at three, but I thought, well, i'll leave way early

592
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:36,880
Speaker 2: and help out with some things.

593
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 1: And I left at one and I two hours together.

594
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,360
Speaker 3: I got there in two and a half hours.

595
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:48,280
Speaker 2: No, there this this freeway, and you were in Portland

596
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:52,000
Speaker 2: during this This freeway was at a standstill, to the

597
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:54,480
Speaker 2: point where people had gotten out of their cars and

598
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:57,400
Speaker 2: they were standing next to their cars stretching.

599
00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:58,520
Speaker 1: That's my fear.

600
00:30:59,000 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 3: And it was scared.

601
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 1: It was.

602
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:04,320
Speaker 2: It looked like walking dead or something. Once I managed

603
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:06,440
Speaker 2: to honk, I had to honk and say please let

604
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 2: me through, and I pretended to be pregnant. I think that,

605
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:14,560
Speaker 2: and I just rubbing my belly like please please.

606
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:17,720
Speaker 1: Please let the man who's jerking off getting through, please.

607
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:20,280
Speaker 3: Well, yes, I am doing that. Hand gesture, I don't know.

608
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 1: Why you've never been pregnant. You don't know.

609
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:25,480
Speaker 3: I was saying, I want to get someone pregnant, and

610
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 3: they pulled out of the way.

611
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 1: That's when they really pull over.

612
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, they were really understanding it.

613
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 1: All pro life people on the freeway that night and

614
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 1: the way I like it.

615
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:37,280
Speaker 2: And then so I got on the one thirty four

616
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 2: which crosses over the one oh one and look down

617
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:44,040
Speaker 2: and cars were yes, bumper to mumper and stopped, but

618
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:46,800
Speaker 2: there were some that were sideways and diagonal that were

619
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:50,400
Speaker 2: trying to get out and cars at no point were moving,

620
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 2: so people walking around and then cars staggered, so it

621
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:59,240
Speaker 2: looked just like walking dead. That's it was horrifying. And

622
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 2: it was all because some selfish fuck was what, Donnie

623
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:06,960
Speaker 2: is gonna kill himself and they laid down a big

624
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 2: old pillow for him to land on.

625
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 1: Oh that's fun.

626
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:13,080
Speaker 3: Oh and then he had second thoughts for a couple hours.

627
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:14,800
Speaker 1: And he didn't jump the pillow.

628
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 3: No, they talked him out of it.

629
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:19,560
Speaker 1: Actually did Johnny Knots will ever come out and try

630
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:20,239
Speaker 1: to convince him.

631
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well that's all like what I needed. He is

632
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:25,360
Speaker 3: so persuasive. I do not know what you're talking about,

633
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 3: though I don't know.

634
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:28,680
Speaker 1: I don't either. It just sounds like something like a

635
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 1: prank thinger, you know what I mean?

636
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:32,000
Speaker 3: All right, Yeah, yeah, I made We.

637
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:34,720
Speaker 1: Made Steveville get up on this overpaus and pretend he

638
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 1: was suicidal.

639
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:38,680
Speaker 2: It's it seemed like it was a prank and all

640
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:43,680
Speaker 2: day it affected traffic for hours after. This is this

641
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:47,600
Speaker 2: domino effect or maybe there's a better example. I think dominoes.

642
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:51,400
Speaker 1: Dominoes. Well, people were tweeting pictures of their street, the

643
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 1: cars on the streets outside their house, because of course

644
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:57,040
Speaker 1: everyone was just getting off wherever they were on the

645
00:32:57,080 --> 00:33:00,720
Speaker 1: freeway probably yeah, so side streets were just passed.

646
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:01,680
Speaker 3: So you knew about this.

647
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:03,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, people were tweeting about it. I mean, you know,

648
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,000
Speaker 1: I'm a digit to Twitter.

649
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:08,720
Speaker 3: It was unbelievable. I eventually had to get off, go

650
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:10,720
Speaker 3: under the free go up into the mountains.

651
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:12,960
Speaker 2: I just went up in the mountains just so I

652
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:15,560
Speaker 2: was moving and I was up there in those houses

653
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 2: just trying to get back down, and eventually got and

654
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,400
Speaker 2: then we hung out after we worked into the night

655
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 2: because traffic never got it was.

656
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:26,800
Speaker 1: So yeah, you can't just stop the one on one

657
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 1: that's it.

658
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:30,280
Speaker 3: No, and it was just one guy and he didn't.

659
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 2: You know, when you're in traffic and you you want

660
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:36,080
Speaker 2: an answer, of course you don't, of course want I

661
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:38,520
Speaker 2: jokingly say, there better be bodies up ahead.

662
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 3: I don't want that, of course.

663
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,640
Speaker 2: I want there to be at least a tire or

664
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:46,560
Speaker 2: or some answer. There was never it was just cars

665
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 2: forever and then footage of some guy I guess by

666
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 2: the Hollywood Bowl.

667
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:51,160
Speaker 3: I don't know.

668
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,600
Speaker 1: See nobody tweeted the picture of the big pillow, and

669
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 1: I think that's like, guys, tell the whole story. That's

670
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:00,120
Speaker 1: what I need to know about a huge pillow. Well,

671
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 1: I would have loved if there was a sinkhole.

672
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:05,880
Speaker 3: I think that even media got it wrong. I would

673
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 3: love it if there's a sinkhole with steam.

674
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,800
Speaker 1: Coming out of it, steam and then like people accidentally

675
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:10,880
Speaker 1: just driving straight into it.

676
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:14,560
Speaker 3: Hey, get out of here, you guys, we're just demons.

677
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:19,560
Speaker 3: We live here. I think that this something so similar

678
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:21,440
Speaker 3: to this. Should I stand on the one to one

679
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:23,720
Speaker 3: or go all the way over? Okay?

680
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:27,799
Speaker 2: I think something so similar happened like one year ago

681
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:29,920
Speaker 2: where a guy was on and overpass.

682
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 3: He was trying to commit suicide. They laid a big

683
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:34,800
Speaker 3: pillow out for him. People thought this.

684
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:38,440
Speaker 2: They were just tweeting or searching the keywords and that

685
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 2: was coming up and they were reposting those photos, so

686
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:44,800
Speaker 2: there was confusion. So maybe they didn't lay down a

687
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:47,520
Speaker 2: big pillow for this guy this year. But oh, I

688
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 2: hope it just becomes a holiday on where no one

689
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:53,120
Speaker 2: ever goes through with it.

690
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:57,279
Speaker 1: But like I remember having, that was one nightmare I

691
00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 1: would have every once in a while, was trying to

692
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 1: leave a city that everyone was trying to get out

693
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 1: of and being stuck in traffic. That's to me, that's

694
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:06,319
Speaker 1: very nightmarish.

695
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:08,360
Speaker 2: Very and I think about it all the time because

696
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 2: where I live by the beach, there are these tsunami

697
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:14,880
Speaker 2: warning signs with an arrow that just points vaguely away

698
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:15,520
Speaker 2: from the ocean.

699
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:17,200
Speaker 3: Think, that's that's all I need to know.

700
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 1: That's clear. Thank you.

701
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:21,720
Speaker 2: So everyone, if and when that happens and an alarm

702
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 2: goes off, everyone's going to get in their cars.

703
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:25,000
Speaker 1: Not me.

704
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:28,480
Speaker 2: Me and my roommate are going to run across the street, okay,

705
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:32,120
Speaker 2: get into the Hilton elevator to the top where we

706
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 2: know there to be a helicopter pad and food for days.

707
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:37,840
Speaker 2: I'm not getting in my car. I'm gonna watch my

708
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 2: hand to float away.

709
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:42,320
Speaker 1: Hold on a second. Did you squirrel food for days away? Up? There? No?

710
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:44,600
Speaker 3: No, but they'll have some and I'll steal it. Oh.

711
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:45,000
Speaker 3: I see.

712
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:48,560
Speaker 2: Once there's a tsunami or any kind of catastrophe, that's

713
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:50,440
Speaker 2: when you can start looting immediately.

714
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:51,280
Speaker 1: True. I agree.

715
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:54,200
Speaker 2: And if it's just going to be Continental back breakfast,

716
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:56,399
Speaker 2: it's not like I'm going to get a widescreen TV.

717
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:59,680
Speaker 1: No, you're just you just have like seven tiny boxes

718
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:01,680
Speaker 1: of frog. That's not really losing.

719
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:04,600
Speaker 3: Sorry. Yes, I know it's against the law, but I'm hungry.

720
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:05,840
Speaker 1: But it's great.

721
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 3: I know it's against the law, but they're.

722
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:16,920
Speaker 1: Great. I would say that's the That's the My trademark

723
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,480
Speaker 1: in comedy is I always get it just a tiny,

724
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 1: tiny bit wrong, like I said, it's great, instead of

725
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:25,279
Speaker 1: they're great. Oh yeah, I'm really mad right now about that.

726
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:27,640
Speaker 3: You and me. Oh, because I knew it and you

727
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:28,040
Speaker 3: didn't know.

728
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:29,320
Speaker 1: Yah, I'm jealous.

729
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:31,240
Speaker 3: I grew up on TV. That's one of those shows

730
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:32,000
Speaker 3: I'm doing in Denver.

731
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:36,280
Speaker 2: It's called Comedy and Cartoons, and it's so fun because

732
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 2: you misstery science.

733
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:42,759
Speaker 3: Theater style comment on these video contrape that this guy

734
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:44,440
Speaker 3: has and you.

735
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:47,280
Speaker 2: Know, maybe they were during a Christmas special or something,

736
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 2: but you just watch the the commercials and they are

737
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:56,160
Speaker 2: commercials for cartoons, for toys and for Cereal from exactly

738
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 2: our era, like and you're supposed to come. I was

739
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:02,960
Speaker 2: just I had all the jingles memorized. We're in the

740
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 2: money with a scholarship from crest.

741
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:09,400
Speaker 3: Or, like all the I knew all of them, and

742
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:11,719
Speaker 3: people were like, why do you know this?

743
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:15,560
Speaker 5: And it's because I'm forty and so's the guy that

744
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:20,080
Speaker 5: made this day and I was raised on television every

745
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:23,320
Speaker 5: every you know connect for can I play?

746
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:28,120
Speaker 2: Like? There's all these and I know that there are

747
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:31,279
Speaker 2: recesses to one's brain because and I don't mean a

748
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:34,400
Speaker 2: break from school, I mean like crevasses, yes, where you

749
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:38,439
Speaker 2: store the most worthless of information and maybe even god,

750
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:40,919
Speaker 2: I hope algebra and stuff like that that I sure

751
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:45,239
Speaker 2: because or Spanish or And once you watched those, it

752
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:48,440
Speaker 2: was so amazing how I knew all of these commercials.

753
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:50,480
Speaker 1: Can I do my favorite jingle that's stuck in my

754
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:54,759
Speaker 1: head forever? Yes, Now there's an American car that's exactly

755
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 1: what you've been looking for Taurus. Now there's an American

756
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 1: car that's everything something. Torus are.

757
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:11,120
Speaker 3: Rust Have you driven a Ford lately? Mm hmm I

758
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:12,000
Speaker 3: know that one too.

759
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,360
Speaker 1: That's a great one and no one else knows it.

760
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:15,520
Speaker 1: Every once in a while I'll do it and I

761
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,720
Speaker 1: give everybody finger guns and I sing it Taurus.

762
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:21,400
Speaker 3: Do you remember the Ford Aerostar?

763
00:38:21,719 --> 00:38:24,320
Speaker 2: So it was less involved, but it just it just

764
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:34,279
Speaker 2: went up Aerostar, Aerostar. I don't know we had a promotion. Yeah, well,

765
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:38,400
Speaker 2: it's just the scenes of it driving no, no, no,

766
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:42,960
Speaker 2: a Rowstar Aerostar.

767
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:45,160
Speaker 1: It's a car by for.

768
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 4: Hi'm Sally kirkl and Kellerman. You are hidden by the

769
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:56,920
Speaker 4: ramshill over the console of a family wagon.

770
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:58,840
Speaker 1: Wait did you say Sally Kellerman?

771
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:01,760
Speaker 3: Sally kirk I don't remember.

772
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:04,160
Speaker 1: Kellerman's the right one, isn't it? Remember we did, Sally

773
00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:05,600
Speaker 1: Kirkland when we talked about it one.

774
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:10,480
Speaker 3: Not only do we repeat ourselves, we repeat the same mistakes.

775
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:13,880
Speaker 1: God bless these assholes.

776
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:16,600
Speaker 3: Well we're at your place. Yeah, I mean, what do

777
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 3: you want to do?

778
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,520
Speaker 1: We have enough time? What's our time look like? We

779
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:23,200
Speaker 1: like at like forty or tell us, let's tri around

780
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:26,520
Speaker 1: a tiny bit more Okay, give the people what they're

781
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:33,759
Speaker 1: looking for, which is babbling. Oh wait, can you think

782
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:34,319
Speaker 1: of another one?

783
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 3: Let's see.

784
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:45,440
Speaker 1: Uh what about introducing diet coke? You're gonna drink it

785
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 1: just for the taste of it?

786
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:49,879
Speaker 3: WHOA remember that? I don't know that. Yeah.

787
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 1: I was there when they invented te coke when it

788
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:56,560
Speaker 1: was a brand new thing, and they were actually trying

789
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 1: to sell it like you would drink it just because

790
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:03,160
Speaker 1: it tasted good. When diet coke tastes like it's it's

791
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:07,280
Speaker 1: like old uh caramel sauce that's been soaked in nickels.

792
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 1: It's terrible. It tastes like cancer itself. It is.

793
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 3: It's a cancer causing carcinogen and.

794
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:19,279
Speaker 1: A can it continuously cancer sizing us?

795
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:22,360
Speaker 3: And the only time I ever have had it is

796
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:24,320
Speaker 3: at my grandma's house.

797
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 1: Uh that on the beverages? Was your grandma? Oh?

798
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:31,080
Speaker 3: Yes? She was not good with anything that you put

799
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:35,040
Speaker 3: in your mouth. It sounds wrong preparing food?

800
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:35,920
Speaker 1: Was she?

801
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:40,000
Speaker 2: One time she made pizza for us and she had

802
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:42,760
Speaker 2: done some things to it, like diced up some olives,

803
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:46,600
Speaker 2: and I think, and if I'm not mistaken, crumbled saltines

804
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,719
Speaker 2: on top of it and I don't know why, but

805
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 2: another dish saltine based, was just stewed tomatoes in a

806
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:55,440
Speaker 2: base of crumbled saltines.

807
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:57,600
Speaker 3: And once a pizza came out.

808
00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 2: Man, we were excited because we're like, finely, something normal

809
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:04,400
Speaker 2: that she could not have fucked up. And under the

810
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:08,240
Speaker 2: crust was baked into the crust the cardboard that comes

811
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:11,440
Speaker 2: with the pizza, corrugated.

812
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 3: Base of cardboard underneath the crust.

813
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:17,840
Speaker 2: Oh no, it was crispy enough to do the roller

814
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:21,880
Speaker 2: cutter right through it and deliver cardboard.

815
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:23,640
Speaker 3: Indian Or did you eat it?

816
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, little wad took a couple of bites until I realized,

817
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 2: you know, some of this pizzas and.

818
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 1: Food, Grandmama, dear grandmama.

819
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 3: Grandamma, this is corrugated paper product.

820
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:40,440
Speaker 1: Grandmama, you're trying to poison us on the shoe, Grandama.

821
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 2: And then her mom, my great grandma one time, and

822
00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:48,239
Speaker 2: it was I think, to be fair, it's like her

823
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 2: ninety second birthday.

824
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:53,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, great grandma. And anecdotes don't usually fly because it's

825
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:55,160
Speaker 1: like they shouldn't be there.

826
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:57,840
Speaker 2: Well, this is it's the way she dealt with it was,

827
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:00,759
Speaker 2: which is like a young person would she she was

828
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:06,560
Speaker 2: making coals law and drop the mayonnaise jar on top

829
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:08,400
Speaker 2: on the lid before she had opened it.

830
00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 3: And then and you've just did it anyway, just like

831
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:12,640
Speaker 3: took it off.

832
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:15,000
Speaker 2: It was all in there she made. And then as

833
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:17,440
Speaker 2: we ate this coal slaw I did, the corner of

834
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:21,040
Speaker 2: my dad's mouth was bleeding. I pulled out a pretty

835
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:23,240
Speaker 2: decent round shard from out of my mouth.

836
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 3: I think my mom swallowed some.

837
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:29,240
Speaker 2: There was just broken, and we were like, there's still glass,

838
00:42:29,239 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 2: and she's like, oh, just eat around it.

839
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 3: I dropped the jar, So we really did. I think

840
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 3: we were hungry enough to where we hadn't eat all day.

841
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:38,520
Speaker 3: We just ate around the glass.

842
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 2: Do you know one shard of glass can just work

843
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:45,440
Speaker 2: its way through your system and cut your ribbons.

844
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:45,879
Speaker 3: Yeah?

845
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:48,040
Speaker 1: You really should not eat any glass.

846
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:51,480
Speaker 2: No, even the smallest amount that a grandma says you

847
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:51,919
Speaker 2: can eat.

848
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:53,800
Speaker 3: No, I should not even have that.

849
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:57,799
Speaker 1: Grandma doesn't know shit grinding up glasses the way people

850
00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:01,080
Speaker 1: kill other people that I've seen on a lot of

851
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:05,360
Speaker 1: I Identify Discovery network.

852
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 3: Yes, she didn't watch any of those Discovery ID networks.

853
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:13,919
Speaker 1: Investigation, diver Investigation, Discovery, Discovery of Glass in your food.

854
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,680
Speaker 6: My sister wanted to blow dry her hair, and she

855
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:19,399
Speaker 6: pulled out this old hair dryer that was the first

856
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:22,560
Speaker 6: hair dryer ever invented, and my sister plugged it in

857
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:25,919
Speaker 6: and turned it on and a hot on fire bug

858
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:27,919
Speaker 6: like with giant.

859
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:32,760
Speaker 2: Oversized grasshopper legs burnt and landing her hair.

860
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:38,239
Speaker 3: Just crispy bug legs, and she screamed and ran and

861
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:43,320
Speaker 3: I think slipped and fell. It was just the funniest cartoon.

862
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:45,560
Speaker 1: That is good stuff.

863
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:47,320
Speaker 3: I love that kind of stuff.

864
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:52,120
Speaker 1: That's genius. Ah, it makes me think that it's not

865
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 1: as funny. It makes me big of my friend, you know,

866
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:56,640
Speaker 1: I don't know if you know cg Arabia, my old.

867
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course I met you guys together when I

868
00:43:58,840 --> 00:43:59,880
Speaker 3: visited here.

869
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:02,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, we used to. We used to roll pretty tight.

870
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 1: She has a sister named Julia, and when they were

871
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:08,240
Speaker 1: in high school, Julia went to flip her hair forward

872
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:10,799
Speaker 1: to blow dry her hair and just slammed her own

873
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:11,640
Speaker 1: head down.

874
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:11,799
Speaker 3: On the.

875
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:16,759
Speaker 1: On the bathroom counter. I think about it every time

876
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:19,239
Speaker 1: I do anything in the bathroom. I think about her.

877
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:20,799
Speaker 1: You know how girls in the.

878
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:22,760
Speaker 7: Eighties did that where they would flip their hair forward,

879
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:25,360
Speaker 7: and they like all those styles and you had to

880
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:27,719
Speaker 7: have the biggest hair possible. Yeah, So there was a

881
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 7: lot of flipping of hair forward, and she just with

882
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:35,239
Speaker 7: full force and velocity, slammed her own head on the

883
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:36,640
Speaker 7: down onto the bathroom.

884
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:38,799
Speaker 2: Saying the best one things like that, no one else

885
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:41,880
Speaker 2: is intervening, and it's all you doing it for yourself.

886
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:44,520
Speaker 2: Like if someone from a distance saw it would just

887
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:46,680
Speaker 2: look like one of those Jim Carrey things where you're

888
00:44:46,719 --> 00:44:47,759
Speaker 2: beating yourself up.

889
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:49,960
Speaker 1: Which is what happened to me that time. I'm positive

890
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:51,719
Speaker 1: I've told you this, But the time I started to

891
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:54,279
Speaker 1: fall down, I was walking to the bank and it's

892
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:58,800
Speaker 1: this weird little brick pathway that's a little bit curved

893
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:01,680
Speaker 1: as you go, and I tripped on the last step

894
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:05,200
Speaker 1: and started to fall down, but kept walking and trying

895
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:08,080
Speaker 1: to get back up. So I was falling for easily,

896
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:12,000
Speaker 1: like five full steps, like halfway down and totally over

897
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 1: my ball, over my legs, and I kept thinking in

898
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:18,759
Speaker 1: my head, whoever is seeing this is the luckiest person

899
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:21,360
Speaker 1: in the world, because this looks ridiculous. And I finally

900
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 1: bit it like five steps later, like tried and tried

901
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:26,120
Speaker 1: to stay up.

902
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 3: Oh I would have to see that, and acted out.

903
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:30,319
Speaker 1: Yeah.

904
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:31,680
Speaker 3: I mean, if you're willing to.

905
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:34,120
Speaker 1: Do it once, I think you have to put down

906
00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 1: a big pillow for me. Okay, I'll do it off

907
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:36,719
Speaker 1: the overpubs.

908
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:37,520
Speaker 3: There's one.

909
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:42,399
Speaker 2: Have you ever had ivory? Ivory hand soap is specifically

910
00:45:42,719 --> 00:45:43,920
Speaker 2: and just ivory soap.

911
00:45:43,719 --> 00:45:47,400
Speaker 3: In general is I don't know, it's it's the kind

912
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:48,560
Speaker 3: I used to use.

913
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:52,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty powerful and it smells like whoa, you

914
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 2: don't want to ingest this or but it's not like

915
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:57,400
Speaker 2: life Boid or one of those fifty soaps.

916
00:45:57,440 --> 00:45:59,640
Speaker 3: But it's pretty intense. Well, they may be.

917
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:03,239
Speaker 2: They made it in liquid form, and my mom was

918
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:06,120
Speaker 2: in the house, but I was washing my hands by myself,

919
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 2: which I learned very young to how to do.

920
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:09,760
Speaker 3: I was gifted.

921
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:13,640
Speaker 2: And it had, you know, it had coagulated at the

922
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:16,800
Speaker 2: tip of the pump and I squirted it and it

923
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 2: squirt it soap directly into my eye.

924
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:21,600
Speaker 3: Oh, my open eye. I did not there was no

925
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 3: way of even knowing.

926
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:25,680
Speaker 2: Oh, it aimed at my hand, squirt ranged my eyeball,

927
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:28,680
Speaker 2: coating my eye, and it hurt so bad.

928
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 3: I just immediately went to run and scream.

929
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:36,560
Speaker 2: And then I slipped on the bath mat and hit

930
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:40,000
Speaker 2: my head so hard that it was soap in my

931
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:43,400
Speaker 2: eye and hit my head and that taste of iron,

932
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 2: taste of blood.

933
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:47,200
Speaker 3: In my mouth, and I just we just laughed.

934
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:49,080
Speaker 2: My mom came in and laughed, and I think I

935
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:52,160
Speaker 2: was mad, but I was laughing because I knew how

936
00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:52,879
Speaker 2: that would look.

937
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:55,400
Speaker 3: Oh my god, because she heard me screaming and then

938
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:57,840
Speaker 3: just gave it. And then I find my feet in

939
00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:00,080
Speaker 3: the air. It's the best.

940
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:03,880
Speaker 1: Now in my house. If you did that. And my

941
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,680
Speaker 1: dad was the one that came in, you go, YoY, hey,

942
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:09,439
Speaker 1: you gotta be careful. When my dad, when we would

943
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 1: get hurt, he would get really mad at us. And

944
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:14,520
Speaker 1: finally my mom went to I was like crying at

945
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:16,120
Speaker 1: like whatever I had done. Oh, it was probably the

946
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:18,480
Speaker 1: time I almost got hit by a car. But guys,

947
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:20,439
Speaker 1: I was showing everybody that I could ride my bike

948
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 1: or through our driveway, and then the neighbors across the

949
00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:26,600
Speaker 1: street were doing like a big loop to show everybody,

950
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 1: and I couldn't hear that there was a car racing

951
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:33,920
Speaker 1: up our street. So my parents and their friends and

952
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:36,799
Speaker 1: their friends' parents that were visiting from out of town

953
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:39,799
Speaker 1: all stood there waiting to watch me either get hit

954
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:42,000
Speaker 1: or not get hit by a car because I was

955
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:44,719
Speaker 1: across the street like they they couldn't do anything about it.

956
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:48,480
Speaker 1: So as I crossed, and it went like one two,

957
00:47:48,719 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 1: like the car went and I went, or vice versa.

958
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:52,680
Speaker 1: I can't remember which one, and then I went. I

959
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:54,320
Speaker 1: didn't It's like I didn't even see the car. It

960
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:56,560
Speaker 1: went so fast. And I pulled into the driveway and

961
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:58,719
Speaker 1: my dad just picked me up off my bike and

962
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:02,120
Speaker 1: slapped my ass because and I was really mad. And

963
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:04,600
Speaker 1: then my mom was like, it scared him very badly.

964
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:06,680
Speaker 1: He was shitting a brick.

965
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:08,040
Speaker 3: Oh, that's so funny.

966
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so of course he literally would add insult

967
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:15,160
Speaker 2: injury or an injury to an insulting.

968
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 3: Car almost killing you.

969
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:18,600
Speaker 1: I didn't even know the car was there. I was

970
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:20,400
Speaker 1: just like Dad embarrassed me, and my mom was like,

971
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:22,440
Speaker 1: you almost got killed in front of him. Oh, and

972
00:48:23,719 --> 00:48:26,440
Speaker 1: that well, it wasn't a They didn't really spank, but

973
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 1: it was just a kind of swat of like, god,

974
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:29,080
Speaker 1: damn it.

975
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:35,000
Speaker 2: Avoid your neighbor's passive aggressive neighbor has a we probably

976
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:39,520
Speaker 2: gets a sharp white rock in the corner of his lawn.

977
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:42,279
Speaker 2: So you get punished if you drive on his grass

978
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:44,400
Speaker 2: by your tire getting pop.

979
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:44,680
Speaker 3: Or your car.

980
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:49,880
Speaker 1: Well, my extra neighbor is he should have a reality

981
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:53,520
Speaker 1: show made about him, like Radley kind of. Uh I

982
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 1: wish he was. No, he's well, he's got crazy eyes.

983
00:48:57,320 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 1: He looks like someone yelled boo at him, that's for sure.

984
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:01,040
Speaker 3: And he's still scared.

985
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:03,200
Speaker 1: He's got crazy eyes. And when my dad found out,

986
00:49:03,239 --> 00:49:05,320
Speaker 1: so I used to talk shit about my neighbor to

987
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 1: my dad all the time, he'd always be like I

988
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:09,080
Speaker 1: was chuck doing. I'd be like, he's had an arsenal

989
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:11,399
Speaker 1: of guns in the back of his house. Really, oh yeah,

990
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:13,520
Speaker 1: this guy has got PETE went over there one day

991
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:15,439
Speaker 1: because they had to. He had to help him with something,

992
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:18,480
Speaker 1: and the whole back like where my I have a garage,

993
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 1: he's got a room filled with guns.

994
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:22,719
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's horrifying.

995
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:26,080
Speaker 1: But I'm not scared because, uh, well, either I'll die

996
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:28,920
Speaker 1: immediately or he's gonna protect us from whatever thing he

997
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:32,200
Speaker 1: thinks is coming. I feel very.

998
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:37,359
Speaker 2: Safe actually something if something happens, zombies or something real, yes,

999
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:39,840
Speaker 2: can I come here and then he can give us

1000
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:42,080
Speaker 2: a because I don't even know how to hold a gun.

1001
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:45,800
Speaker 2: I was raised that way, but I think, if shit's

1002
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:47,520
Speaker 2: going on, I want to quickly be one of those

1003
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:48,439
Speaker 2: guys like in a movie.

1004
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:52,160
Speaker 3: That's just so I could get used to this totally.

1005
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:54,200
Speaker 3: Like all of a sudden, that was a gun. It

1006
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:56,440
Speaker 3: sounds like he just breathing out my nose, But that

1007
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:58,280
Speaker 3: was rapid machine. That was an oozy.

1008
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:02,919
Speaker 1: It will be like dawn, we're suddenly we're just boys

1009
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:05,880
Speaker 1: on the high school football team. Suddenly we're defending our

1010
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:07,600
Speaker 1: whole town against Russians.

1011
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:10,239
Speaker 2: Our How much did it scare you watching that? When

1012
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:12,880
Speaker 2: because I'd never seen a movie where they were shooting

1013
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:16,759
Speaker 2: high school kids before. Yes, and then it's so horrifying

1014
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 2: when you're a kid and you watch that. Never gets

1015
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:21,520
Speaker 2: scared of Russians. We were raised to be scared of Russia. Yeah,

1016
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:24,560
Speaker 2: we were raised to hide under our desks because of Russians.

1017
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:28,680
Speaker 2: And then there's this movie where they parachute down shoot

1018
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:32,080
Speaker 2: up at school and there's kids hanging out the windows.

1019
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:34,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that was the scared.

1020
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,640
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not talking about you know, it's this

1021
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:41,120
Speaker 2: is danger because that actually happens, but it's domestic.

1022
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:44,880
Speaker 1: In our day, it didn't happen. No, And in our day,

1023
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:47,480
Speaker 1: kids didn't shoot up schools. So Russians coming to shoot

1024
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:48,160
Speaker 1: up schools was fun.

1025
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:51,239
Speaker 2: Crazy people talking about war. That was like grandma and

1026
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:53,239
Speaker 2: Grandpa's stuff. And then all of a sudden, there's a

1027
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:54,920
Speaker 2: movie where they kill a bunch of kids, and I

1028
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:56,520
Speaker 2: was like, I'm scared of Russians too.

1029
00:50:56,719 --> 00:50:59,279
Speaker 3: I almost didn't enjoy a cup spear Enoff till his

1030
00:50:59,400 --> 00:50:59,920
Speaker 3: third album.

1031
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 1: That's the reason Rakoffs Muirnoff was introduced to this country

1032
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:06,279
Speaker 1: was to turn down the effects of the cold. I

1033
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:07,360
Speaker 1: remember people.

1034
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 3: Down and there were Robin Williams in Moscow on the Hudson.

1035
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:15,520
Speaker 2: Was my first seeing a Russian be a positive person,

1036
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:18,960
Speaker 2: and like there he was the first happy Russian we

1037
00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:19,960
Speaker 2: were ever introduced to.

1038
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:21,000
Speaker 3: And that's wrong, you know.

1039
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:23,160
Speaker 1: Well, also, you know what's wrong the fact that kids

1040
00:51:23,239 --> 00:51:25,440
Speaker 1: watched that movie because I also watched that movie in

1041
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:29,279
Speaker 1: the theater and it was so gd boring. I was like,

1042
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:31,200
Speaker 1: why am I here? This is not for me.

1043
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:31,640
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1044
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:34,880
Speaker 2: The rest that is them like drinking deer blood and

1045
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:38,640
Speaker 2: you know, I'll just wait what Patrick Swayze and it's worst.

1046
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:42,600
Speaker 3: Are you talking about Moscow on the Hudson Red Dawn?

1047
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:45,759
Speaker 1: I was talking about Moscow? Okay, Yeah, which I saw

1048
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:48,239
Speaker 1: in the theater when I was like twelve, just.

1049
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:51,360
Speaker 2: Kim with a shirt off, playing saxophone on a stoop

1050
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:52,319
Speaker 2: like that's all I am.

1051
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:52,760
Speaker 3: Remember.

1052
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:55,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was so New York. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah

1053
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 1: yeah see but uh yeah that was.

1054
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:02,440
Speaker 3: And that was Russia. No.

1055
00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:05,920
Speaker 2: If you listen to Iced Teas podcast, and you should,

1056
00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:07,239
Speaker 2: he'll be like, yeah, have.

1057
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:10,960
Speaker 3: You seen that that new movie Unbreakable? But yeah, it

1058
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:13,960
Speaker 3: was good. I liked it. Yeah, that guy's a good actor. Yeah.

1059
00:52:14,239 --> 00:52:17,400
Speaker 2: And then nice Tea goes, well, that was movies, like

1060
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:20,920
Speaker 2: he breaks it all down into categories.

1061
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:21,480
Speaker 3: And it's just the best.

1062
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:22,799
Speaker 1: We should we rip that off?

1063
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:24,520
Speaker 3: Yes, I think we should.

1064
00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:26,520
Speaker 2: We have to have some kind of structure, and we

1065
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:31,200
Speaker 2: did willy nilly giggle, babbled, giggle the whole time.

1066
00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:34,279
Speaker 3: That's not we don't even have a commercial this time.

1067
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:39,600
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, you know what. We can't say a large

1068
00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:44,040
Speaker 1: march I can say hi to. I'm gonna say her

1069
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:53,319
Speaker 1: name was one of the follow Zena, Mira Mina, uhs Sarah,

1070
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:56,759
Speaker 1: a Portland girl named Zara. We have a fan in

1071
00:52:56,920 --> 00:53:00,160
Speaker 1: Portland who introduced herself to me, uh and that I

1072
00:53:00,239 --> 00:53:02,439
Speaker 1: love your podcast and I get so excited when people

1073
00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:08,759
Speaker 1: say that I can't remember, I can't remember. She was

1074
00:53:10,239 --> 00:53:14,880
Speaker 1: everybody Hi zena high if it's you high, and then

1075
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:16,880
Speaker 1: if it's somebody else that I that she's like, my

1076
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:20,200
Speaker 1: name is fucking Marjorie Karen. But which is very possible.

1077
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:26,080
Speaker 1: But everybody in Portland has cute clothes and interesting haircut,

1078
00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:30,920
Speaker 1: nice glasses. Frames. Uh. They all look like they're interested

1079
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:34,360
Speaker 1: in things and are living their best lives. Yeah, so

1080
00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:36,319
Speaker 1: a lot of them look alike. I met a lot

1081
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:38,200
Speaker 1: of girls who I was like, you're cool, You're my

1082
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:40,680
Speaker 1: kind of girl. Heye, cool girl. And then it was like,

1083
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:42,040
Speaker 1: that's all the girls.

1084
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:45,320
Speaker 3: That I metirls.

1085
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:49,400
Speaker 1: And my kind of clothes, Bill Murray purses. Come on,

1086
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:53,520
Speaker 1: do we have any other anybody else to think?

1087
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:56,440
Speaker 3: We? Who do we have to think? We?

1088
00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:58,880
Speaker 2: I mean, we could go through. I just thank you

1089
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:01,799
Speaker 2: for everyone being paid. Sometimes we meet Today, I put

1090
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:02,720
Speaker 2: up an old episode.

1091
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:04,520
Speaker 1: We're gonna oh this is for next week.

1092
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:08,560
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, but I wanted people to listen to the Eddie.

1093
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:12,680
Speaker 1: They don't want to though they want new I know.

1094
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,879
Speaker 3: But it's better than nothing, is what I'm saying.

1095
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:15,600
Speaker 1: That's very true.

1096
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:16,839
Speaker 3: Complaint. Now I'm mad.

1097
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:19,719
Speaker 1: It's just that I'm mad. No, no, I'm mad.

1098
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:22,359
Speaker 2: Every once in a while, we can't do an episode. Okay,

1099
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:24,560
Speaker 2: Karen was gone, so I'll be gone next weekend. So

1100
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:25,560
Speaker 2: we're going to use this one.

1101
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:28,719
Speaker 1: Oh perfect. Oh then that's great. Yeah, so that works

1102
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:31,120
Speaker 1: out good. You know what, then, thank you for your patience.

1103
00:54:31,239 --> 00:54:34,840
Speaker 1: I understand, as an active podcast listener myself, when you

1104
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:37,680
Speaker 1: want the new, you want the new because you want

1105
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:39,680
Speaker 1: your people in your head. I know that feeling.

1106
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:42,040
Speaker 2: But as you know, it could like in your lives,

1107
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:44,239
Speaker 2: things pop up, things happen the day.

1108
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:47,759
Speaker 3: It's not you know they there's obstacles in life.

1109
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,480
Speaker 1: I cannot manage. Are you the person that called me

1110
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:55,600
Speaker 1: from Inglewood? No I got a call? No, I don't know.

1111
00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:58,200
Speaker 1: I in my mind I immediately pictured you. Something happened

1112
00:54:58,200 --> 00:54:59,640
Speaker 1: in your car and you were calling me from a

1113
00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:00,480
Speaker 1: dirty payphone.

1114
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:02,759
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, no, I never use those.

1115
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:07,839
Speaker 1: Okay, I can't remember what what I'm saying.

1116
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:11,080
Speaker 2: Anyway, Well, after you listen to this episode, all you

1117
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:14,120
Speaker 2: drive heads out there, ride heads.

1118
00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:14,640
Speaker 3: Ride heads.

1119
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:17,000
Speaker 1: No, it's too late as the drive heads.

1120
00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:19,680
Speaker 3: Okay, all you drive heads out there listening to do

1121
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:23,959
Speaker 3: you need a drive? Good iTunes? Give us a good rating.

1122
00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:26,080
Speaker 3: Oh it means big business.

1123
00:55:26,719 --> 00:55:30,040
Speaker 1: Tell people that you think might be this isn't like

1124
00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:32,160
Speaker 1: tell people you think like the same comedy as you

1125
00:55:32,719 --> 00:55:35,319
Speaker 1: try to find people like say in your office who

1126
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:38,520
Speaker 1: seem unhappy. Yeah, go to them and say, do you

1127
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:40,680
Speaker 1: ever listen to podcasts? You might want to try this

1128
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:45,080
Speaker 1: one where these two people gaggle babble yeah, google baggle

1129
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:48,959
Speaker 1: yeah the whole time and bullshit in a car. It'll

1130
00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:49,879
Speaker 1: make you feel good.

1131
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:52,320
Speaker 2: I did a podcast today that's more for dudes. I

1132
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:55,480
Speaker 2: think the Bone Zone and but man, did we have fun.

1133
00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:57,600
Speaker 2: And it's also on All Things Comedy. We did this

1134
00:55:57,719 --> 00:56:00,520
Speaker 2: thing called the rant Zone where they play metal. Then

1135
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:04,319
Speaker 2: we go you know what's really and we kept doing

1136
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:07,200
Speaker 2: it and then Randy like he would turn on the

1137
00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:09,239
Speaker 2: music anyway, that'll be.

1138
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:10,960
Speaker 1: Out when I love the bones.

1139
00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:13,120
Speaker 2: Listen to this and then listen to the Bone Zone

1140
00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:16,080
Speaker 2: for a boy talk because we talk about balls and wianers.

1141
00:56:16,239 --> 00:56:20,920
Speaker 1: Yeah everything, that's the stuff you really need. Yeah, that's

1142
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:25,640
Speaker 1: the stuff that hasn't been discussed yet. Balls, wieners, where

1143
00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:29,239
Speaker 1: they need to go, that's where they shouldn't go. All

1144
00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:31,160
Speaker 1: of it. Yeah, let's put it on the table.

1145
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:34,560
Speaker 3: Put our balls on the table.

1146
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:36,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's actually a great Norman Lear quote.

1147
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:40,040
Speaker 3: It is a lot of people get credit for it,

1148
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:41,040
Speaker 3: but that was Norman Lear.

1149
00:56:41,239 --> 00:56:43,400
Speaker 1: It was normally saying, put put your balls and wieners

1150
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:47,239
Speaker 1: on the table please before dinner. All right, I guess

1151
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:48,920
Speaker 1: I should go in there, look at my dogs.

1152
00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:51,239
Speaker 3: Are looking at dark contos and do a comedy show.

1153
00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:53,879
Speaker 1: So have fun. What can you just real quick run

1154
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:54,719
Speaker 1: through your set real.

1155
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:57,840
Speaker 2: Quick, I'm going to do I've been depressed. Breakfast in

1156
00:56:57,920 --> 00:57:00,680
Speaker 2: bad is depressing? How am I going to Then I'll

1157
00:57:00,719 --> 00:57:02,640
Speaker 2: do my funeral stuff. And then at the end I

1158
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:04,719
Speaker 2: was thinking of doing this thing where I pretend to

1159
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:05,440
Speaker 2: kill myself.

1160
00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:09,400
Speaker 3: Stay, I never know what I'm.

1161
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:11,920
Speaker 1: Doing yet, Nick, Breakfast and bed is one of my

1162
00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:12,759
Speaker 1: favorite jokes ever.

1163
00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:15,520
Speaker 3: Oh thanks, Yeah, I can't find one to be as

1164
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:16,360
Speaker 3: good as it yet.

1165
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:19,480
Speaker 1: But that's what you aim for, you, that's what you

1166
00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:21,120
Speaker 1: aim to give me something to aim for.

1167
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,480
Speaker 3: And today, yeah, I visit a friend of mine.

1168
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:27,640
Speaker 2: There's a GoFundMe for my friend Andy Ritchie, who's having

1169
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:31,560
Speaker 2: brain cancer and he's also having some surgeries. I will

1170
00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:35,320
Speaker 2: post a link to that gofund me on my Facebook

1171
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:37,440
Speaker 2: and Twitter. I think are the best ways to do it.

1172
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:40,080
Speaker 2: But uh, but look for that after you hear this,

1173
00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:43,200
Speaker 2: and and donate if you can, because he's a sweet guy.

1174
00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:46,840
Speaker 1: And a lot of and a lot of people get

1175
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:50,919
Speaker 1: caught out. Nobody expects it when like catastrophic illness hits

1176
00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:54,080
Speaker 1: and then you if you don't have insurance at the

1177
00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:57,040
Speaker 1: time or a gig or whatever, you are so screwed.

1178
00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:58,200
Speaker 1: I think everyone knows this.

1179
00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:01,960
Speaker 2: And this's insurance bailed on him and something. Come out

1180
00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:04,680
Speaker 2: of the hospital into this care facility and his mom's.

1181
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:07,320
Speaker 3: There and it's bad news and he's but he's there.

1182
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:09,919
Speaker 2: He's there, and he's like he was trying to talk,

1183
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,520
Speaker 2: but it was like our moms. He's like, he's like,

1184
00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:14,120
Speaker 2: I'm trying, I can't think of the words. He was

1185
00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:15,240
Speaker 2: getting so frustrated.

1186
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:16,680
Speaker 1: But did he already have the surgery?

1187
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:18,640
Speaker 3: But I yas had four?

1188
00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:21,400
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, But I could tell that he was in

1189
00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:25,240
Speaker 2: there wanting to communicate and get better, and he I

1190
00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:26,080
Speaker 2: think that he can.

1191
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:29,680
Speaker 1: He just needs money and so yeah, and good care.

1192
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:32,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, and good care. Hopefully that'll the money. I'll help

1193
00:58:33,200 --> 00:58:33,880
Speaker 2: get the good care.

1194
00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:37,920
Speaker 1: If you have a little extra these days, which we

1195
00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:41,760
Speaker 1: know no one does. But if you do, or just

1196
00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:47,440
Speaker 1: say your grandmother gave you thirty thousand dollars on her

1197
00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:50,959
Speaker 1: passing that you're like, maybe I'll buy boots. Yeah, maybe

1198
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:53,760
Speaker 1: I'll buy some kind of weird, dumb thing that in

1199
00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:56,480
Speaker 1: five years you won't care about. How about instead kick

1200
00:58:56,720 --> 00:58:59,200
Speaker 1: kick some shit down to Andy Ritchie. Yeah, who's a

1201
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:02,160
Speaker 1: good person. And that's his quality of life is stuff.

1202
00:59:02,280 --> 00:59:05,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he needs he needs physical therapy and all

1203
00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:09,720
Speaker 3: that stuff. Oh God forbid, God forbid anyway. So that's

1204
00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:13,480
Speaker 3: that's that's uh, yeah, that's important. So I want to

1205
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:14,040
Speaker 3: talk about that.

1206
00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:17,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, so thank you for listening to that portion. Sometimes

1207
00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:19,560
Speaker 1: we'll get serious. We don't give a thought.

1208
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:24,120
Speaker 3: On a serious note. How about that? No, well we

1209
00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:26,040
Speaker 3: always have our little honk at the end.

1210
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:28,200
Speaker 1: Oh that's truld be You can't honk because Chuck will

1211
00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:33,520
Speaker 1: come out here with a Civil War musket filled with

1212
00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:36,160
Speaker 1: baking soda and whatever something.

1213
00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:38,240
Speaker 3: Else, dressed like a Southern reenactor.

1214
00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:40,760
Speaker 1: But my favorite thing was when my dad met Chuck.

1215
00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:44,360
Speaker 1: He couldn't stop laughing because in their conversation, because of

1216
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:48,200
Speaker 1: course Chuck can have a conversation with a man, in

1217
00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:50,800
Speaker 1: their conversation, he found out that he used to inspect

1218
00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:54,960
Speaker 1: the windshields and airplanes. And if you saw Chuck's eyes,

1219
00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:57,560
Speaker 1: I feel like I've told you this before, but he

1220
00:59:57,720 --> 00:59:59,400
Speaker 1: has the eyes of a person who looks like he's

1221
00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:03,400
Speaker 1: been inspect for tiny cracks all his life, like wild, googly,

1222
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:06,000
Speaker 1: crazy ass eyes. So my dad's like, you want to

1223
01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:08,920
Speaker 1: know what Chuck did. Problem, He's like laughing his ass off,

1224
01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:09,680
Speaker 1: but he told me.

1225
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:12,480
Speaker 3: So does he wear does?

1226
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:17,480
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, he has big, thick glasses, and then his

1227
01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:22,200
Speaker 1: eyes behind the glasses are wild with n a rage.

1228
01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:23,360
Speaker 3: That's amazing.

1229
01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:24,360
Speaker 1: It's pretty crazy.

1230
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:26,840
Speaker 2: I'm worried that his lights are out and we're disturbing him.

1231
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:29,280
Speaker 2: I really want him to be on my side during

1232
01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:30,480
Speaker 2: the zombie apocalyps.

1233
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:33,080
Speaker 1: He we're gonna have to. It's gonna have to be

1234
01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:35,200
Speaker 1: like a big monologue from me to get him on

1235
01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:37,160
Speaker 1: our side. But we don't worry about it until that

1236
01:00:37,240 --> 01:00:39,120
Speaker 1: day because I literally don't talk to him because he's

1237
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:41,040
Speaker 1: the kind of person that puts the rock out and

1238
01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:44,800
Speaker 1: he's he's real nosy, and he's he's just not a

1239
01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:48,520
Speaker 1: nice person and he's racist, but so is everybody that's

1240
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:52,400
Speaker 1: eighty Yeah, pretty much. Well, all right, we've solved it.

1241
01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:55,360
Speaker 3: He's probably a good guy deep down.

1242
01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:59,920
Speaker 2: I bet deep down it's like much like Radley, he's misunderstood.

1243
01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:02,480
Speaker 1: I loved Boo Radley just.

1244
01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:06,600
Speaker 2: Like Missy Misdemeanor la elligant, he's misunderstood.

1245
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:09,960
Speaker 1: I want to meet a Boo Radley that carves the

1246
01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:11,919
Speaker 1: little toys for me and leaves them in my tree.

1247
01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:13,480
Speaker 3: Let's see, that's the sweetest.

1248
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:17,200
Speaker 1: Can you imagine if someone left you treat tiny handmade

1249
01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:19,320
Speaker 1: toys in a tree. That's how much he.

1250
01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:21,360
Speaker 2: Loved you, even when I was a kid. I see

1251
01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:23,120
Speaker 2: something like that, I sniff it out. I know the

1252
01:01:23,160 --> 01:01:24,080
Speaker 2: guy's a petterass.

1253
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:28,400
Speaker 3: You leave me toys, you're about.

1254
01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:31,520
Speaker 2: To meet my dad's fists, you'd say to him. No

1255
01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:33,800
Speaker 2: one makes me toys except my dad, and he did.

1256
01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:36,560
Speaker 1: And everyone's like, God, damn it, Chris, you're ruining our

1257
01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:37,160
Speaker 1: toy tree.

1258
01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:38,360
Speaker 3: Not so much carving.

1259
01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:41,000
Speaker 2: He just chopped up old two by four's and made

1260
01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:43,840
Speaker 2: shapes and I played with them. Get the occasional splinter,

1261
01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:45,360
Speaker 2: But I was happy to have those toys.

1262
01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:47,880
Speaker 1: You played literal stick men, they did.

1263
01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:51,479
Speaker 3: Oh those were the days. Oh shit, Well, I gotta

1264
01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:51,920
Speaker 3: get out of here.

1265
01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:53,960
Speaker 1: It's good to see you okay, by, have a great show.

1266
01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:55,360
Speaker 3: You've been listening to. Do you need a rob?

1267
01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:55,480
Speaker 1: Oh?

1268
01:01:55,560 --> 01:02:00,400
Speaker 3: Yeah? Why a R? Nice?

1269
01:02:02,320 --> 01:02:06,680
Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home? Either

1270
01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:11,840
Speaker 1: way we want to be there. Doesn't matter how much

1271
01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:13,200
Speaker 1: baggage you claim.

1272
01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:17,120
Speaker 4: And give us time and a termino and gay.

1273
01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:21,240
Speaker 3: We want to send you off inside.

1274
01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:27,840
Speaker 1: We wanna welcome you back home. Tell us all about

1275
01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:32,600
Speaker 1: every scared he was? It fine now porn?

1276
01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:51,840
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1277
01:02:52,520 --> 01:02:55,760
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1278
01:02:56,480 --> 01:03:01,600
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do your need do around?

1279
01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:03,200
Speaker 1: Do you mean.

1280
01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:10,600
Speaker 3: With Karen and Cress

1281
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:12,480
Speaker 1: M