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Speaker 1: will a good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice,

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Speaker 1: Come on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Hey today, I just want to get right to it

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Speaker 1: See I've lived this for a fact. And you know

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Speaker 1: the majority of things I talk about in the morning

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Speaker 1: that I've experienced. I can only tell you what I know.

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Speaker 1: And so I really really understood why God has had

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Speaker 1: What could I tell you about failing and then winning?

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Speaker 1: Unless I've had those moments myself. I don't care what

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Speaker 1: Don't you dare dare give up? Under no circumstances. Don't

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Speaker 1: He just makes you think it's final. He is the

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Speaker 1: What circumstantial situations may arise. Don't you dare dare ever

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Speaker 1: It simply means that now you have learned a valuable experience,

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Speaker 1: It is merely a test. So when you get through failing,

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Speaker 1: tested right now, because there is no testimony without the test.

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Speaker 1: Don't don't, don't don't get deceived. The victory's coming, but

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Speaker 1: coldish groups on planet Earth. You dig, Welcome to the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. What group you in, Sherty, Strawberry,

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Speaker 1: I'm in both, Steve, thank you very much, Colin for

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Speaker 1: rel good morning. Let's get it, Junior, I got five jobs.

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Speaker 1: Tell me I ain't trying. If you tire me every day,

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Speaker 1: I'm hustling. I'm trying to be in there. Guess up. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: Ain't nobody to ask me that, So we just throwing

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Speaker 1: We haven't been through enough to call them friends, you

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Speaker 1: me Steve, we ain't peers, no will be okay, well,

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Speaker 1: what have we learned right here? We ain't rich? And

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Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening show. All right, it is

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Speaker 1: time now to start your morning off with the nephew

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Speaker 1: and run that brank back what you got for us?

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Speaker 1: Nev Can we use your cask? That's gonna catch Hello? Vicky, Hey, Vicky,

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Speaker 1: how are you doing? Are you the um? Are you

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Speaker 1: the niece of of uh? Uh? I think it's ain't

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Speaker 1: ain't your aunt? Yes? Okay? And you you know now

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Speaker 1: Is that right? Okay? Now they had to did they

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Speaker 1: have a bill of a special casket for her? Yeah? Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's what we're kind of going through with my sister.

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Speaker 1: We ordered a special casket for for for my sister,

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Speaker 1: and uh, I'm assuming this is the same thing that

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Speaker 1: that the funeral home actually had your name on file

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Speaker 1: Now the fact that you sick, Brod can't do nothing

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Speaker 1: tell them you can still try it. You just have

422
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 1: to go next dough and do it. You know what

423
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:29,840
Speaker 1: I'm saying. When they say don't try it's at home,

424
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:32,280
Speaker 1: you can still do it. You just go next door

425
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 1: to somebody else house. You know what I'm saying. What

426
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:47,960
Speaker 1: you say, junior, Junior, Yeah, you know what? This bit

427
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,760
Speaker 1: really ain't for you. Nah, I don't even read a

428
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:55,920
Speaker 1: lot of patient talking to him. But they say they

429
00:28:56,040 --> 00:29:00,440
Speaker 1: tried at home. They are protecting you for your house basically,

430
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:02,680
Speaker 1: but you could go next go and do it at

431
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 1: somebody else's house. That's all that really means. This is

432
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:08,320
Speaker 1: for me, though. I just want you to know, idiots

433
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:12,560
Speaker 1: for me, how you're gonna have to try. They just

434
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 1: don't want you to do it at your house. Okay,

435
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:25,760
Speaker 1: come on, Tom, I like that. Okay what Carl hell

436
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:29,280
Speaker 1: hell Junior? I don't even know why he don't see this.

437
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 1: Noah and his family was the first vegetarians. Huh because

438
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,760
Speaker 1: they didn't eat none of them animals on them. Oh

439
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 1: you mean Noah from Noah's Ark in the Bible? Yes?

440
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 1: And what so what now? No Noah on Noah's Ark

441
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 1: and his family was first. See, Now, you're stupid. Why

442
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:52,920
Speaker 1: do you say that? Stupid? Because they just said brain too.

443
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 1: An't say you couldn't eat the full one they have

444
00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:01,240
Speaker 1: folk You don't know that molding two animals on the

445
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:05,360
Speaker 1: brain too? Ain't nobody said nothing about two fold chickens?

446
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:12,600
Speaker 1: Two of them wasn't missing. He could skilling some grease

447
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:17,440
Speaker 1: in the back. Yeah, so I can't go along with

448
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:20,520
Speaker 1: that one with him? If you go along with it,

449
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 1: he got mad. Shouldn't it? Shouldn't him roods be called asteroids?

450
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:51,520
Speaker 1: Shouldn't him roods be called asteroids? Yeah, you should have

451
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:55,480
Speaker 1: saved that one for last him. I love that one.

452
00:30:55,840 --> 00:31:02,720
Speaker 1: Come on, that one works, that's yeah. Shouldn't before you called?

453
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:12,720
Speaker 1: Right there? Right there? Yeah? One other one last time,

454
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:21,240
Speaker 1: the crossword pub across people cross Well, I'm gonna tell

455
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 1: you this off there. I'm about a great bit fight. Okay, Okay,

456
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:31,160
Speaker 1: I know you should stop here. I know you should, Man,

457
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 1: I want some more. Okay, okay, I'm give you two motions.

458
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 1: Shouldn't self help? Self help groups are not good because

459
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:44,720
Speaker 1: you in a group. It should really you should really

460
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:49,840
Speaker 1: be by yourself. Shouldn't you get out? You know if

461
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:52,760
Speaker 1: for self help? You know you don't really need to

462
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 1: be with a group. You're not gonna get better unless

463
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:58,760
Speaker 1: you by yourself. You see what I'm saying. I got you.

464
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 1: Here go my last one? You ready? Okay? Wait, wait, okay,

465
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:05,080
Speaker 1: let that Mary ain't worried about if I wanted that

466
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:10,000
Speaker 1: when I'm going to this last one? Ready, tell this boy,

467
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:14,200
Speaker 1: if they pull your wisdom to you gonna be stupid.

468
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 1: You mustn't had a why would back of your mouth

469
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:25,320
Speaker 1: is empty? Day ain't if they pull your wisdom teeth,

470
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:28,720
Speaker 1: you don't be stupid. I would not let nobody pull

471
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:31,080
Speaker 1: the wires out of me. That's why I don't. I'm

472
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 1: not taking man out wed me and him was talking

473
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:35,120
Speaker 1: about the dentist. I say, don't let him pull you

474
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 1: wisdom too. I say that, I say, you're gonna be stupid, boy,

475
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 1: you don't want to be stupid? Yeah? No, right, it

476
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,160
Speaker 1: seems to be working for you though. I'm just throwing

477
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 1: that out there. I got all my wisdom and get

478
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:56,480
Speaker 1: them bad boys pull. Okay, no way you have them?

479
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:04,560
Speaker 1: My favorite though? Come on, shouldn't him Roys be called

480
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 1: astro that's top of the lists, my favorite, damn Nei

481
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 1: of all times? Should m Roys be called? Oh Lord?

482
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:34,719
Speaker 1: I love right or wrong? Junior? You mad at yeah? Man?

483
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:38,320
Speaker 1: Because it's just Tuesday night. We don't talk Tuesday night. Man,

484
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:40,480
Speaker 1: I keep asking the phone. It's my fault. It wastes

485
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 1: your time. It's a waste of time. But Junior, which

486
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 1: one were you mad at this week? I'm mad at

487
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:54,440
Speaker 1: the him Roys And I don't see how we missed

488
00:33:54,480 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 1: that as when we was passing out names. Him Royds

489
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 1: does not know where Nil explain to you what's going on?

490
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 1: As much as asteroids, man, he's asteroids man, man, my

491
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:18,040
Speaker 1: asteroids is burning. See now you gotta see my hym rods.

492
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:21,439
Speaker 1: You gotta you gotta connect that to something. Asteroids leads

493
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:29,640
Speaker 1: you right to the problem. Shouldn't him roars be called asteroids?

494
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying, Man, favorite one. Damn right it

495
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 1: shoot somebody that already tweeting right now it let me

496
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:44,279
Speaker 1: see you wait, Tommy, these were genius today. All right,

497
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:47,040
Speaker 1: we'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

498
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:52,120
Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Morning Show. Time for another round

499
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 1: of would you rather? Would you rather rob a bank

500
00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:01,879
Speaker 1: or still a sports car? On the way? It's called bank?

501
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:07,200
Speaker 1: Don't give you I think that? Ain't that dog? That's felony.

502
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 1: You gonna yeah, I'll go in for grand theft. We

503
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:14,800
Speaker 1: gonna we can't take that. Really, this is a wealth

504
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 1: I might get away with that. Oh no, no, no, no,

505
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:22,920
Speaker 1: see this bank. You gotta have gun. Once you got

506
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 1: that gun you got no, no, no, no, your ass

507
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:28,520
Speaker 1: can do another kind of time now, okay, no, no,

508
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:30,799
Speaker 1: I'm not robbing no bank though, I still his car.

509
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 1: I just stole it. Hey, let's go to the go

510
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 1: to the mix. Yes, yes, all right, would you rather

511
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:46,400
Speaker 1: have it rain every day, rain every day or snow

512
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:52,200
Speaker 1: every day? When we got a problem. Now you got

513
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:55,279
Speaker 1: a problem. If it's snow every day, your ass got

514
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:59,879
Speaker 1: a problem. You can't snow every day? You got a problem. Part,

515
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:04,400
Speaker 1: But so much snow remover? You mean it's snowed again,

516
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 1: shoveling dryway. I gotta go out here shoveling dryway again.

517
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 1: But if it rain every day, that water, the water

518
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:20,120
Speaker 1: got something for your ass man, that that water gonna

519
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:27,080
Speaker 1: turn into a flood. Yes, So either way, that's a

520
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:28,840
Speaker 1: rough one because a lot of people are gonna be

521
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:32,359
Speaker 1: in trouble either way. That's not gonna be good either way.

522
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:47,120
Speaker 1: You rain snow every day for how long? Sugar every

523
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:51,759
Speaker 1: day every day? But that that that can't happen. We

524
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:55,120
Speaker 1: are we're all gonna die either way. All of us

525
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 1: are going to die either way. Now you want to

526
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:01,560
Speaker 1: get this no arc version, you know you want to

527
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:11,160
Speaker 1: as is it hot? Rain? Is it wet? Snow? Okay?

528
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 1: All right, we're moving on because you guys can't decide

529
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:18,799
Speaker 1: on that one. Would you rather know when you're gonna

530
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:23,239
Speaker 1: die or how you're gonna die? Oh? When? Now? I

531
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:25,879
Speaker 1: rather know how? Because that way I can stay out

532
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:28,520
Speaker 1: of that. Yeah, Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna be in

533
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:32,040
Speaker 1: the cot and last last either way, you're gonna die

534
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:42,280
Speaker 1: because because because I'm gonna live life to the fullest,

535
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:45,319
Speaker 1: that last year I'm gonna give y'all. I'm gonna give

536
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 1: it to you. Well anyway, Well if it's next week,

537
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:55,200
Speaker 1: though year, next week, I'm gonna stay in the house,

538
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:58,439
Speaker 1: in one room, closed the door and try to try

539
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:02,000
Speaker 1: to try to make it a lot. Alright, we'll try

540
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:05,319
Speaker 1: to beat it. Thank you. That's today's would you rather?

541
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:07,720
Speaker 1: And we'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey

542
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:14,480
Speaker 1: Morning Show right after this. You're listening, all right, ladies

543
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:18,440
Speaker 1: and gentlemen, get ready. We consulting an expert because we

544
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 1: wanted to know the real deal. Okay, Steve is here

545
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 1: with his breakup Handbook. All right, Jesus. Things that you

546
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:30,479
Speaker 1: need to have in mind after the break up. Most

547
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:36,319
Speaker 1: most in it is for fellas. That is because when

548
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 1: we take a breakup hard, it's ugly. It's ugly out there. Now.

549
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:47,799
Speaker 1: These are things from Steve Harvey's break Up Handbook, how

550
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:54,400
Speaker 1: to act when you break up? All right? Now, his

551
00:38:54,760 --> 00:39:02,479
Speaker 1: rule number one, you are allowed only one drunk die

552
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 1: you know how you call him up when you drunk?

553
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:11,400
Speaker 1: You only get the one and it sounds like something

554
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:18,640
Speaker 1: like this, Hello is me? You know who me is?

555
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:25,840
Speaker 1: Don't play with you know who me? Don't play with

556
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:31,040
Speaker 1: my emotions? Who is me? You know you? You? You

557
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:36,640
Speaker 1: know who me is? How many you get one? Get

558
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:40,319
Speaker 1: one of them? All right? Now, here's the next rule.

559
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:44,279
Speaker 1: You are not allowed to roll up on your ex

560
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:49,040
Speaker 1: just because you see that car parked outside the club,

561
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:54,400
Speaker 1: the restaurant, or church. Don't go down. You can't do that.

562
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:58,359
Speaker 1: Shot we broke up. I can't go in there if

563
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:01,279
Speaker 1: I see the car. You can. No, you can't roll

564
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 1: up on them now. I gotta say you with church

565
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,719
Speaker 1: later on, But just stay that stay out right. You

566
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:11,960
Speaker 1: can't roll up on them. Oh that she is, I'm

567
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 1: gonna go in now, Oh that he is, I'm going

568
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:22,319
Speaker 1: in there. You can't do that, okay, all allegen, All right. Next,

569
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:28,640
Speaker 1: y'all's favorite spot. It's off limits to both parties for

570
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:35,319
Speaker 1: at least foe months. Nobody else over there. At least

571
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:41,479
Speaker 1: here's another one. Okay. Texting your favorite song to each

572
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:45,440
Speaker 1: other is off limit. You can listen to it. You

573
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:48,600
Speaker 1: can cry to it, you playing over and over, but

574
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:55,279
Speaker 1: you can't send it. So I'm trying to move on

575
00:40:55,600 --> 00:41:07,720
Speaker 1: and I'm killing now. Listen to you all, y'all stuff huh.

576
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 1: All possessions is collected at one time and one time on.

577
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:19,760
Speaker 1: Anything that's left behind will be thrown away by both parties.

578
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:23,200
Speaker 1: Like you ain't keep coming over here looking for stuff

579
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:28,799
Speaker 1: that you can't keep coming back over here. I got

580
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:32,040
Speaker 1: coming to you in the closet looking for your tank top.

581
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:45,040
Speaker 1: You hit a big one right here. Nobody is allowed

582
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 1: to talk to each other's mama's friends with you, and

583
00:41:56,840 --> 00:42:03,359
Speaker 1: you can't be friends with mamma come home. Yeah, hit,

584
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:05,960
Speaker 1: At least that's a good one, Steve. I like he

585
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:08,000
Speaker 1: was trying to pick up some greens and you and

586
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:11,279
Speaker 1: hit talking rolling your ass when I walk into the dough.

587
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 1: Yeah here's the next one. Yeah, okay, all parties, She

588
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:22,000
Speaker 1: find a new church home. Yes, but yeah yeah yeah,

589
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 1: we can't. I love cost wi. All your friends should

590
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:33,840
Speaker 1: be divided up equally, except the ones you hate you

591
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:39,879
Speaker 1: can have them. Yeah, here's another. No posting of nude pictures, Yeah,

592
00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:44,440
Speaker 1: you know, like her neicket or him dressed up like

593
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:51,720
Speaker 1: the damn Easter but it was the private What about

594
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:56,399
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do. I'm gonna finish this one about old

595
00:42:56,560 --> 00:43:00,480
Speaker 1: naked picture? All right, well never you tell me has

596
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:03,359
Speaker 1: a prankfall coming up, and we'll finish out seams, break

597
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:10,399
Speaker 1: up rules right after this. You're listening to show coming

598
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:12,680
Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, right about four

599
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:15,800
Speaker 1: minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The subject

600
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 1: it is so good that it's clouding my judgment? Or

601
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:24,000
Speaker 1: is it so good that it's clouding my judgment? How

602
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:28,080
Speaker 1: about that? Ain't talking about ice cream? But right now

603
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:30,640
Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's frank phone call. What

604
00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:32,839
Speaker 1: you got for us? Now? Well, you remember we used

605
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 1: to have, you know, back in the day, it used

606
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:36,880
Speaker 1: to be calendars with the hunks on it, you know,

607
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:40,920
Speaker 1: the fireman only remember that. Yeah, and of course you

608
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:43,880
Speaker 1: know me and we always had this centerfold. We always

609
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 1: had the great calendar with the beautiful ladies only. Yeah. Okay,

610
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 1: well you know we're going Steve do a calendar. Shirts

611
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:53,920
Speaker 1: off the calendar. No, he ain't doing our calendar. I

612
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,799
Speaker 1: don't think you might have done an hour. She might

613
00:43:56,840 --> 00:44:00,400
Speaker 1: have done an hour. It ain't done. No mind, no, no, no, hotties,

614
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:04,560
Speaker 1: remember my hotties. There you go. But this right here

615
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 1: is church callendar. Somebody, if you wouldn't turn to your

616
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 1: neighbor and say church callendar, won't he do what? Let's

617
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:18,200
Speaker 1: go catch dog church call? Hello? Hello, I'm trying to

618
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 1: reach sister Alison. Alison. Uh, Alison, she's not here, man,

619
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:25,000
Speaker 1: she had worked um as you speaking. Hey, this is

620
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:27,680
Speaker 1: this is brother Luster, brother lest how you doing today?

621
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:32,160
Speaker 1: All right? Lester, brother Lester right from the church. Okay, okay,

622
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 1: over right right right right? Your husband right with Jared.

623
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:38,719
Speaker 1: I'm sure yeah this Gerald? Yeah, okay, okay, I met

624
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:40,200
Speaker 1: you a couple of times. Gerald. We ain't seen you

625
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:42,360
Speaker 1: in a minute though. Man, I've been working on Sunday

626
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:43,920
Speaker 1: and I said that I was gonna try to make it,

627
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,920
Speaker 1: but I told her, you know, I want to get involved.

628
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:47,719
Speaker 1: You know this year is gonna be a better year.

629
00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:49,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get involved. Man. We'll come on down. Man.

630
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 1: We love to how you, that's for sure. Man. Can

631
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:55,040
Speaker 1: I get you a number where she can call me back? Well? Okay, yeah, sure.

632
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:59,840
Speaker 1: M's just about you know, lessen or something. What's going on? Actually?

633
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:03,080
Speaker 1: Single ministry, man, I'm over the single ministry and we're

634
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 1: raising some money. So we're actually putting together a calendar,

635
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:10,440
Speaker 1: and we wanted her to give us a call. Abody, okay,

636
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:11,840
Speaker 1: so let me let me get let me give you

637
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:14,320
Speaker 1: my number real quick. Women it okay, you said a calendar.

638
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:16,719
Speaker 1: So the church is doing the calendar. But is it

639
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:18,680
Speaker 1: like the couples like we come in like how it

640
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 1: always be like the couples come in and be like

641
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:24,120
Speaker 1: this is mister miss I mean a calend down? No, no, no,

642
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:25,839
Speaker 1: what we're doing to see a lot of the guys

643
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:29,960
Speaker 1: got together. What we're gonna do is amount swimsuit caledar,

644
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:31,920
Speaker 1: and we're gonna we kind of put that together. Man,

645
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,800
Speaker 1: So let me give you my number, man, because I

646
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:35,719
Speaker 1: want to call all the guys were saying, if she

647
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:38,600
Speaker 1: get on the calendar, he'll probably get solid. You know,

648
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:40,640
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Wait a minute. Wola wold woar war.

649
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:44,440
Speaker 1: Let's slow down, slow down, brother, let's let's slow down. Okay.

650
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:49,719
Speaker 1: A calendar, A swimsuit calendar for the single ministry at

651
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 1: the church. What it is, Gerald, We're gonna be the

652
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:56,760
Speaker 1: first church to who have ever done a swimsuit calendar.

653
00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:59,279
Speaker 1: You see what I'm saying. No, Wait a minute, Wait

654
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:02,279
Speaker 1: a minute, wait a minute. You call it for us

655
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:04,239
Speaker 1: my wife to be in it, and you sure you

656
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:07,399
Speaker 1: got the right number because there I mean, because your

657
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:10,719
Speaker 1: wife is Alison, right, Yes, my wife is Aliston. First

658
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:13,280
Speaker 1: of all, didn't what's this man about? All the guys,

659
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:16,799
Speaker 1: y'all got together, y'all voted for about Okay, I'm trying

660
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:19,440
Speaker 1: to take this slow man who God, hold my tongue

661
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:22,000
Speaker 1: right now because I'm trying. I don't understand where you're

662
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:25,040
Speaker 1: going with this. Man. Listen, we're gonna get sister Geddre.

663
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:28,200
Speaker 1: She's gonna be miss March June is like pretty much

664
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:30,560
Speaker 1: in the middle of the year. We want your wife

665
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:34,080
Speaker 1: to be the big centerfold. Please please tell me you're

666
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:36,560
Speaker 1: not tilling my house this morning talking about my wife

667
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:39,040
Speaker 1: to be in a Canada I swim through calendar. But

668
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:42,080
Speaker 1: then on top of that, y'all all got together and

669
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:45,759
Speaker 1: y'all voted that y'all want my wife to be in

670
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:49,640
Speaker 1: a swim through Canada fade church. Okay, well wait, wait

671
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:52,239
Speaker 1: a man, gird, I'm looking at us on the positive side? Man,

672
00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 1: what this is feel like? I say, we're raising money

673
00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:56,759
Speaker 1: for the Singles Ministry and the single ministry and get

674
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 1: ready to go on a big trip. I don't got

675
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:02,360
Speaker 1: to do with the singers ministry. She's man his mate.

676
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:04,400
Speaker 1: I don't want the people that's been a singer's ministry.

677
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:06,160
Speaker 1: Why are you calling and talk about my wife? Bid

678
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:09,880
Speaker 1: is something like this? You hold up back? Oh Jesus

679
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:13,480
Speaker 1: up hey, man, you you should feel honored man that

680
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:15,840
Speaker 1: your wife is a while y'all looking at my wife

681
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:18,759
Speaker 1: like that? Man, we're coming in there and we're trying

682
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:20,359
Speaker 1: to get hip and we're trying to do it. Y'all

683
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:22,480
Speaker 1: looking at my wife time, y'all want my wife to

684
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:25,000
Speaker 1: be in a swim too? Contest? Man, do you understand

685
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:27,360
Speaker 1: what that is? Man? Ain't number some panties made? So

686
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:29,160
Speaker 1: y'all good that my wife time? My y'all want my

687
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:32,080
Speaker 1: wife didn't hill a panties? See what you gotta understand? Gerald,

688
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:34,440
Speaker 1: This right here means for the single ministry, which we

689
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 1: got a big trip coming up, so we're raising money. Fun.

690
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:39,400
Speaker 1: What are y'all doing? Man? It's not something you do

691
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:43,279
Speaker 1: at the church. Man. You have car watches made without man,

692
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:46,640
Speaker 1: I'll we watched cars man, y'all talk about Canada? Man?

693
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:48,920
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Man? What type of churches. This

694
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:52,359
Speaker 1: five turn of two. Man, see Gerald the difference heals

695
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:54,400
Speaker 1: on this whole thing. Man, don't be upset about it.

696
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:56,360
Speaker 1: What it is that man, we didn't found something that

697
00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 1: ain't no other church done before? You see what I'm saying.

698
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:02,279
Speaker 1: The reason ain't no other church? Gun is because this

699
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:05,320
Speaker 1: is wrong. Man. What committee got to get on something

700
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 1: like this? Man? What is wrong with you? Hey? Dog?

701
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:10,759
Speaker 1: You gotta understand. Listen. We got sister Gieddrid, We got

702
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 1: Sister Dicky. Okay, Uh, what I mean you say that

703
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:16,400
Speaker 1: signed out on it? You got these women in the

704
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 1: church then that they're gonna put on swim suits with

705
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:20,640
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, we got them on our list. We

706
00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:22,439
Speaker 1: got them on the list to come say it. Ain't

707
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:24,920
Speaker 1: nobody getting with you? Man, What is wrong with you? Man?

708
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 1: Hey man, listen, just to help us get started. Do

709
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:31,440
Speaker 1: you have a picture or Sister Alison in a swimsuit? Look, man,

710
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:33,359
Speaker 1: I ain't give it. You know dit you my wife

711
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:35,879
Speaker 1: and no swimsuit? Man, No, this is just something we're

712
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:38,040
Speaker 1: trying to do for the ministry. Dude. You know what

713
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:39,640
Speaker 1: like you at the church, did you work at the

714
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 1: church full a turn? Part time? I'm at the church. Okay,

715
00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:44,960
Speaker 1: are you there there? No, I'm not there right now,

716
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,000
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna beat there for Crowhurs and later on

717
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:49,879
Speaker 1: this evening. Okay, what time do quid rehearsal start left

718
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 1: talving o' clock? But why you what's lost? What I

719
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:54,800
Speaker 1: want you to do is for me before you go

720
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 1: to rehearsal. Can you just be right in the front

721
00:48:56,719 --> 00:48:58,600
Speaker 1: right quick. I just want to we need to meet

722
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:01,359
Speaker 1: personally right quick, less to me and you. So I'm

723
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:04,520
Speaker 1: gonna come to the rehearsal and then let's talk about

724
00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:06,719
Speaker 1: this face to face because it's over the phone and

725
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:08,520
Speaker 1: all that. This is not worth it right now and

726
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:10,920
Speaker 1: I need to meet the person that's called in my

727
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:15,720
Speaker 1: howl talking about my wife doing all this idiotic type.

728
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:18,560
Speaker 1: So let's meet Lake in the front. Brother for you

729
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:21,440
Speaker 1: go through to sing. I got something for you to

730
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:24,520
Speaker 1: sing a bout son. Meet me in the front, man,

731
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:29,000
Speaker 1: please before you go in left, because we ain't gonna

732
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,680
Speaker 1: talk about this no more over the phone. Let's talk

733
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:33,120
Speaker 1: about fift in person. Okay, fur, I mean you gotta

734
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:35,840
Speaker 1: calm down, man, I don't even understand why you already

735
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:39,840
Speaker 1: like you know what? Yeah, I'm gonna come down, Lester. Seven,

736
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:42,879
Speaker 1: So it started at seven. Let's do six fifty five, Lester.

737
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:44,680
Speaker 1: I think this is gonna worst for us. This is

738
00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:47,440
Speaker 1: gonna help your keller to get out the way that

739
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 1: you really really needed to get out. Man, I got

740
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:54,800
Speaker 1: something for you that's gonna help. Just calls. Please be

741
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:58,279
Speaker 1: outside at six fifty five. Please don't go on there.

742
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:01,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be outside and you bring a picture with you.

743
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:03,400
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I got a picture for you. I got

744
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:05,400
Speaker 1: a nice picture for you. I'll tell you what. Me

745
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 1: and Tommy will be outside waiting on you when you

746
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:11,239
Speaker 1: get there. You're who Me and nephew Tommy from the

747
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:14,000
Speaker 1: Steve Harby Morning Show. We're gonna be right outside in

748
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:20,920
Speaker 1: front of the church. Oh man, man, who did this name?

749
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:25,239
Speaker 1: Hey man, your brother Jason told me the prank phone call?

750
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 1: You man, God Man, you know you know what you said?

751
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:31,399
Speaker 1: Tell him, I said, if that food came to church

752
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:33,640
Speaker 1: more often, he would know that this is a prank

753
00:50:33,719 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 1: phone call. Oh man, I'm glad it is. Man. Can't

754
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:39,799
Speaker 1: you just imagine how to draw up to that church

755
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:43,919
Speaker 1: acting the food? Ain't? Man, Sir, I got I gotta

756
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:46,040
Speaker 1: ask you this here, man, what is the baddest and

757
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 1: I mean the baddest radio show in the land man,

758
00:50:50,120 --> 00:51:01,759
Speaker 1: the Steve Harmy Morning show Man. Stupe what y'all thought?

759
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:08,680
Speaker 1: I love him? What time is choir practice? Leston? Can

760
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:12,759
Speaker 1: you get that? I didn't need five minutes of your time?

761
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:16,080
Speaker 1: That's all I need the front, right in the front.

762
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:20,919
Speaker 1: Don't make me do like that man in that video

763
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,839
Speaker 1: we saw a couple of weeks ago. Remember the man

764
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:24,400
Speaker 1: came around the front of the pew and hit the

765
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:30,919
Speaker 1: and punched that man in the facebook. That was too much.

766
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:40,520
Speaker 1: Marcus Marcus Oh, three Port, three Port, Louisiana, East Texas.

767
00:51:40,719 --> 00:51:44,120
Speaker 1: Everybody around the way, guess what three Port, East Texas.

768
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:47,920
Speaker 1: I'm coming to town is date night comedy show Nephew

769
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:52,440
Speaker 1: Tommy and Friends. That's MLK Weekend, Sunday, January fifteenth, at

770
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:56,000
Speaker 1: the Three Port Municipal Auditorium. Stupid is on the way.

771
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:58,400
Speaker 1: Did you hear what I'll saying? Stupid is on the

772
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:00,680
Speaker 1: way and I'm bringing my friends with me. Go to

773
00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:02,600
Speaker 1: ticket masks, I'll go to the box office. Get your

774
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:05,640
Speaker 1: tickets because the nephew is coming to town. Say no more,

775
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:07,840
Speaker 1: it's it, that's it. It's a rap. What we're talking about.

776
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:11,480
Speaker 1: That's all right, Thank you, sir. Listen when we come back,

777
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:14,880
Speaker 1: it's the Strawberry Letter. Subject it is so good that

778
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:18,200
Speaker 1: it is clouding my judgment. We'll come back right after

779
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:24,720
Speaker 1: this you're listening to. All right, it's time for today's

780
00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:29,000
Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter, and if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,

781
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:32,280
Speaker 1: and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey

782
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:39,479
Speaker 1: dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. Okay, isn't that right, Steve? Yep,

783
00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:44,400
Speaker 1: come on that. Yeah, we've been getting a lot of

784
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:47,319
Speaker 1: letters I'm tired of. We have, we really have. Thank

785
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:49,400
Speaker 1: you guys. We could be reading your letter live on

786
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:51,440
Speaker 1: the air, just like we're gonna read this one. Yeah.

787
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:57,279
Speaker 1: But your chances of it though, they're good, Okay, they

788
00:52:57,320 --> 00:53:06,960
Speaker 1: are say that no one I know. Eventually we get

789
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:10,720
Speaker 1: to a lot of them. All right, Hey, everybody's the times.

790
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:13,360
Speaker 1: Time for the Strawberry Letter with my friends. Shirley Strong,

791
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:23,239
Speaker 1: Thank you, junior. Subject is it so good that is

792
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:27,520
Speaker 1: clouding my judgment? Dear Stephen, Shirley, I am a forty

793
00:53:27,719 --> 00:53:31,359
Speaker 1: three year old single mom of two. For the past year,

794
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:34,319
Speaker 1: I have been seeing a nice forty three year old

795
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:37,960
Speaker 1: gentleman that I met on the Plenty of Fish dating site.

796
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:40,880
Speaker 1: When we met, I told him that I was ready

797
00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:43,840
Speaker 1: for a relationship, not just to hook up for sex.

798
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:47,640
Speaker 1: He said, let's see where it goes. Two weeks later,

799
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:51,120
Speaker 1: after talking on the phone, we finally met up and

800
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:56,640
Speaker 1: we ended up having sex that first night. Darned Steve,

801
00:53:56,920 --> 00:54:00,080
Speaker 1: it was so good that I could not stop. We

802
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:02,800
Speaker 1: continue to have sex at least once a week, and

803
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:07,040
Speaker 1: he started staying overnight at my house. About six months later,

804
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:10,239
Speaker 1: I asked him, so are we together? He said, no,

805
00:54:10,719 --> 00:54:13,120
Speaker 1: we're just friends. He told me that we should just

806
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:15,480
Speaker 1: stop having sex and just be friends because I was

807
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:18,759
Speaker 1: getting too emotionally attached to him. Not even a week

808
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:21,520
Speaker 1: went by before he was back in my bed. The

809
00:54:21,719 --> 00:54:25,640
Speaker 1: sex is so darned good that I cannot stay away

810
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:29,640
Speaker 1: from this man. But I really wanted a relationship. The

811
00:54:29,719 --> 00:54:32,400
Speaker 1: whole time we've been together, I have been taking him

812
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:34,919
Speaker 1: to and from work. He does not have a car

813
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:37,920
Speaker 1: or his own place to live. I also cook for

814
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:41,160
Speaker 1: this man and give him money when he needs it.

815
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:45,200
Speaker 1: He does say me back each time. I'm giving one

816
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:48,360
Speaker 1: hundred percent of myself to him, but he has the

817
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:51,279
Speaker 1: nerve to only like me as a friend. It makes

818
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:55,080
Speaker 1: me feel like he's just using me. Is the good

819
00:54:55,160 --> 00:55:04,160
Speaker 1: sex clouding my judgment? What's really going on here? Please advise? Okay, okay, seriously, seriously,

820
00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:07,840
Speaker 1: if you were here, I would physically shake you so hard,

821
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:11,680
Speaker 1: try to shake some sense into you. You know, you

822
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:15,399
Speaker 1: maybe forty three year olds, but you're you're doing way

823
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:19,400
Speaker 1: too much. Okay, I mean, just talk about over and

824
00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:23,359
Speaker 1: above and beyond. That's all you, that's all you. You're

825
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:27,040
Speaker 1: doing way too much, and I disagree with you. No,

826
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:30,600
Speaker 1: he's not using you. He doesn't have to. I mean,

827
00:55:30,719 --> 00:55:32,520
Speaker 1: you won't even give him a chance to use you

828
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:35,400
Speaker 1: because you're right there. Let's go down the list. You

829
00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:38,319
Speaker 1: give him sex when he wants it, You cook for him,

830
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:43,000
Speaker 1: you drive him to and from work, he stays with you,

831
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:47,480
Speaker 1: and you give him money. What are you doing? What

832
00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:50,520
Speaker 1: are you doing? I mean, don't you take him to

833
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:52,960
Speaker 1: and from work? I gotta ask you that. So why

834
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:56,399
Speaker 1: do you have to give him money too? It's too much.

835
00:55:56,560 --> 00:56:00,480
Speaker 1: You're doing too much. I just don't understand. You know,

836
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:03,719
Speaker 1: you have to get some self respect, you have to

837
00:56:04,719 --> 00:56:09,040
Speaker 1: you have none. Okay, you have to stop this. I'm

838
00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:12,759
Speaker 1: glad you wrote us. Nothing is that good where you

839
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:16,440
Speaker 1: have to lose your your dignity and your low self esteem.

840
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:21,240
Speaker 1: Nothing is that good, Okay nothing, I don't care. Nothing

841
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:23,719
Speaker 1: is for you to lose your self respect like that.

842
00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:26,319
Speaker 1: And that's what it is. It's not that the sex

843
00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:29,160
Speaker 1: is so good. You're just you're caught up. You gotta

844
00:56:29,239 --> 00:56:32,480
Speaker 1: get you know, get a hold of yourself. Here. This

845
00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:35,560
Speaker 1: man has nothing to offer you but sex, and you

846
00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:41,319
Speaker 1: want much more and he's not giving it to you. Steve, Hello, lord,

847
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:47,480
Speaker 1: lady forty three single mother too. You met a forty

848
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:51,600
Speaker 1: three year old, very nice gentleman on a dating site

849
00:56:51,719 --> 00:56:56,359
Speaker 1: called Plenty of Fish. When we met, I told him

850
00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:59,160
Speaker 1: that I was ready for a relationship, not just hook

851
00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:01,719
Speaker 1: on for sex. He said, let's see where it goes.

852
00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:05,600
Speaker 1: See right there, you say you ready for a relationship,

853
00:57:05,719 --> 00:57:07,480
Speaker 1: not just for a hook up. He say, let's where

854
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:10,359
Speaker 1: it goes. Guess what you missed that he didn't say.

855
00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:14,879
Speaker 1: He did not say what he wanted. He ain't even

856
00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:17,840
Speaker 1: say yeah, that's what I'm looking for to All he

857
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:20,640
Speaker 1: said was let's see how I go. Two weeks go by,

858
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:23,400
Speaker 1: you've been talking to him on the phone. You finally

859
00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:26,400
Speaker 1: meet with him. You ended up having sex the first night,

860
00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:32,120
Speaker 1: donn it, Steve? I know it was so good I

861
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:35,800
Speaker 1: could not stop. We continue to have said it sex

862
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:37,920
Speaker 1: at least once a week, and he started staying overnight

863
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,720
Speaker 1: in my house. Six months later, I asked him, so

864
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:44,640
Speaker 1: we together? He said, now we need together. He told

865
00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:47,040
Speaker 1: me we should stop having sex and just be friends

866
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:50,320
Speaker 1: because I was getting too much emostly attached to him.

867
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:53,840
Speaker 1: You ready for this? Not even a week went by

868
00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:56,320
Speaker 1: and he was back in your baby boy in here

869
00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:59,480
Speaker 1: doing it boy, and he got it. Turn up, he

870
00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:01,880
Speaker 1: ain't that bringing it. And I'm about to tell you

871
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:06,200
Speaker 1: why this sex is so damn good. I can't stay

872
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:09,600
Speaker 1: away from this man, but I really want a relationship.

873
00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:14,000
Speaker 1: The whole time we together, I've been taking him too

874
00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:18,840
Speaker 1: and from work. He does not have a call, he

875
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:22,960
Speaker 1: does not have his own place to live. I cook

876
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:27,960
Speaker 1: for this man and give him money when he needs it. Now,

877
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:34,960
Speaker 1: when I come back, I'm gonna explain some things too minute. Now,

878
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:36,880
Speaker 1: I just say, well, first of all, let me tell

879
00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:40,000
Speaker 1: you so. You find him on a dating site called

880
00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:44,240
Speaker 1: Plenty of Fish, and of all the man in here,

881
00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:47,120
Speaker 1: you get the one damn cat fish that was in there.

882
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:52,680
Speaker 1: You didn't bought a damn bottom, dwell and scavenging master

883
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:58,760
Speaker 1: ass cat all fish in the seat, and which one

884
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:02,400
Speaker 1: you pull out? A hat fish? All right? Hold it

885
00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:05,360
Speaker 1: right there is, Steve, holding right there. We'll have part

886
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:08,240
Speaker 1: two of your response coming up at twenty three after

887
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:12,360
Speaker 1: the hour today. Subject is it is so good that

888
00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:19,040
Speaker 1: is clouding my judgment? You're listening show? All right, Steve,

889
00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:21,920
Speaker 1: let's recap today's strawberry letter. It is so good that

890
00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:25,080
Speaker 1: is clouding my judgment? Yeah, she'd met this man on

891
00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:29,439
Speaker 1: plenty of fish. She didn't pulled out the one damned fish.

892
00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:34,080
Speaker 1: She didn't want a catfish, bottom, duel and scavenger. They've

893
00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:37,640
Speaker 1: been sleeping together, he just had she can't stop. Once

894
00:59:37,680 --> 00:59:40,760
Speaker 1: a week, six week, six months ago back, she finally

895
00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:42,880
Speaker 1: asked him, man, an't we together? He said no, No,

896
00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:45,760
Speaker 1: he don't know we need together. What do you say, No, no,

897
00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:48,360
Speaker 1: he don't know we need together? Well, you can do

898
00:59:48,440 --> 00:59:59,040
Speaker 1: them here together if you give me money. We're just friends. Hey,

899
00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:00,840
Speaker 1: we know we need to. We you stopped having sex,

900
01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:03,840
Speaker 1: just be friend because you getting too emotional. You know,

901
01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:06,040
Speaker 1: I don't I don't like to be attached to stuff.

902
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:09,600
Speaker 1: You know I ain't attached to no car. Note, I

903
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:12,960
Speaker 1: ain't attached to no mortgage or no payment. You know

904
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:15,480
Speaker 1: I ain't attached to no kitchen nowhere while I'm cooking,

905
01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:18,560
Speaker 1: I ain't attached to no money. Don't you see me?

906
01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:22,520
Speaker 1: I always needing something. The sex is so damn good,

907
01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:25,840
Speaker 1: I can't stay away from He give me the money back.

908
01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:29,840
Speaker 1: But he don't have a car or house. He needs

909
01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:32,320
Speaker 1: money all the time, and you gotta take him to

910
01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:35,040
Speaker 1: and from work. My question for you for we went

911
01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:37,760
Speaker 1: on break was where does he work at the paper route?

912
01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:39,840
Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out what job he got where

913
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:42,040
Speaker 1: he can't get a car, a house or need money

914
01:00:42,080 --> 01:00:45,400
Speaker 1: all the time. Now you want to ask me, let

915
01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:47,760
Speaker 1: me explain something to you about this good sex you have.

916
01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:52,000
Speaker 1: You're having sex with a man that ain't got a car.

917
01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:54,680
Speaker 1: You're having sex with a man that need a ride

918
01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:58,320
Speaker 1: to and from work. You're having sex with a man

919
01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:02,600
Speaker 1: that ain't got his own Lady, you got having sexual

920
01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:06,160
Speaker 1: a man that can't cook, and you having sexual a

921
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:09,440
Speaker 1: man that needs money all the time for him. The

922
01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:26,240
Speaker 1: reason his sex is so good for food. Listen to me,

923
01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:35,680
Speaker 1: you your entire mind. I know you had to bleep that.

924
01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:40,440
Speaker 1: But that's the best way to say. Here's another reason.

925
01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:44,400
Speaker 1: See this is called BS that he's giving you. This

926
01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:47,280
Speaker 1: is just BS now clean. The way to say it

927
01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:53,160
Speaker 1: is BS is called benefits screwing because he has to

928
01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:58,240
Speaker 1: produce the type of screwing that produces benefits. Yea, So

929
01:01:58,400 --> 01:02:01,840
Speaker 1: now here that giving his all? No, and he got

930
01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:05,120
Speaker 1: to because he probably working part time. He got time

931
01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:08,600
Speaker 1: shop in this guild. Yeah, he don't have the stress

932
01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:11,439
Speaker 1: that most men have them. A lot of men can't

933
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:14,920
Speaker 1: perform calls the stress. But he ain't got none. He

934
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:17,560
Speaker 1: ain't got no mortgage, he ain't got no car. No,

935
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:23,800
Speaker 1: what is he stressing for? He is free to bes

936
01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:29,280
Speaker 1: to benefit screw. Oh he just in that performed ye

937
01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:35,640
Speaker 1: All his energy is in his sexual performance. He came

938
01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:41,560
Speaker 1: buy you a coat for Christmas. He can't bring you

939
01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:46,680
Speaker 1: a plate from Stein Mal. He can't bring them kids

940
01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:51,200
Speaker 1: and yards are tied from Waltmart. He can't bring you

941
01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:55,800
Speaker 1: a happy meal from McDonald's. And when it dude getting money,

942
01:02:55,880 --> 01:02:58,240
Speaker 1: it's so rare. He downed a Chick fil A on

943
01:02:58,320 --> 01:03:03,960
Speaker 1: the Sunday talking about how to hell if money doing

944
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:08,440
Speaker 1: the week? You know that they ain't over right, this

945
01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:12,040
Speaker 1: man that you think you want to have a relationship with,

946
01:03:12,520 --> 01:03:15,120
Speaker 1: Why would you want a relationship with him? Somebody you

947
01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:17,600
Speaker 1: got to take care of and can't do nothing for

948
01:03:17,720 --> 01:03:23,080
Speaker 1: you except good sex. Then that's all it is. It's

949
01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:27,280
Speaker 1: just good sex. It's nothing, no other benefit to him.

950
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,240
Speaker 1: And let me tell you something. This gonna well all

951
01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:33,479
Speaker 1: because you know why it's gonna well because you're gonna

952
01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:37,400
Speaker 1: mess where I need something. Everybody needs something every nine.

953
01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:40,000
Speaker 1: Then I don't care who y'all and when you need it.

954
01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:43,200
Speaker 1: Since that's who you're passing out all you're loving to,

955
01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:46,560
Speaker 1: you're gonna want it from him. And guess what he

956
01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:49,520
Speaker 1: gonna tell you? You have me for money? We ain't know.

957
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:54,320
Speaker 1: We're just friend. We're just friend. You know I ain't

958
01:03:54,320 --> 01:03:56,040
Speaker 1: got I just bother from money of you last week.

959
01:03:56,080 --> 01:03:59,439
Speaker 1: Now I can pay you back what I owe you. Well,

960
01:03:59,480 --> 01:04:03,360
Speaker 1: that help you man? She said he was a nice gentleman.

961
01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:05,560
Speaker 1: He is an You got to be nice when you

962
01:04:05,640 --> 01:04:09,160
Speaker 1: ain't got nothing. What I'm gonna be mean? I ain't

963
01:04:09,160 --> 01:04:11,840
Speaker 1: got no where to go. You got to pick me up?

964
01:04:11,960 --> 01:04:14,360
Speaker 1: What the hell I'm gonna be mean? Fault? You got

965
01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:16,680
Speaker 1: to be nice. You got to drop me off and

966
01:04:16,880 --> 01:04:21,439
Speaker 1: pick me up. Understand that he just getting out. Soon

967
01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:24,200
Speaker 1: as he jump in the car, he started rubbing your thighs.

968
01:04:24,240 --> 01:04:26,040
Speaker 1: He what was happening as soon as he get in

969
01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:29,000
Speaker 1: the car, his hand on that pretty thigh and you're

970
01:04:29,080 --> 01:04:34,120
Speaker 1: in his sweating like a runaway because big Clefuss Jackson

971
01:04:34,720 --> 01:04:39,360
Speaker 1: Raynad the fourth's been to come up in hill, cleifus

972
01:04:40,040 --> 01:04:45,480
Speaker 1: Jackson Raynad the folk. It's finning to come up in hill.

973
01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:51,880
Speaker 1: It's fence to be old and out. Would lady she

974
01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:56,960
Speaker 1: wants a relationship Steve with who he can't do nothing

975
01:04:57,040 --> 01:05:00,280
Speaker 1: for you all your children. He's a bad exa sample

976
01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:03,520
Speaker 1: of a man. He's forty three. He don't have a car,

977
01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:06,479
Speaker 1: he don't have his own place, he don't cook any

978
01:05:06,560 --> 01:05:10,120
Speaker 1: ball money from you, and he's forty three. You want

979
01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:13,080
Speaker 1: a relationship with him, you got it. He's doing the

980
01:05:13,240 --> 01:05:16,600
Speaker 1: only thing he can do and that's screws right. He

981
01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:18,840
Speaker 1: can't do nothing now he I told you ask him

982
01:05:18,840 --> 01:05:21,400
Speaker 1: for a coach the crew? All right, we gotta go, Steve.

983
01:05:21,600 --> 01:05:24,440
Speaker 1: Email us your Instagram. That's your thoughts on today's Strawberry

984
01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:29,560
Speaker 1: letter at Steve just a coach wool coach at Steve

985
01:05:29,680 --> 01:05:35,919
Speaker 1: Harvey f them you're listening, what's the dumbest thing you've

986
01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:46,800
Speaker 1: ever done for love? Completely opposite fall? Yeah, stupid? How

987
01:05:46,880 --> 01:05:52,160
Speaker 1: long you give it? Now? What about you, Steve, what's

988
01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:58,880
Speaker 1: the dumbest thing you've ever done for love? Jesus the

989
01:05:59,120 --> 01:06:07,000
Speaker 1: lift man so much? While you, yeah, you want someone

990
01:06:07,040 --> 01:06:11,720
Speaker 1: else to go, but while you, I'm trying to go

991
01:06:11,760 --> 01:06:16,400
Speaker 1: ahead take her back. After she cheated OOB and explained

992
01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:19,360
Speaker 1: to my family why it was all right? Yeah that

993
01:06:19,520 --> 01:06:22,800
Speaker 1: was dumb, that was still Yeah. I ain't never done that,

994
01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:30,640
Speaker 1: and you ain't never done that. Yeah, Okay, I stole

995
01:06:31,840 --> 01:06:35,280
Speaker 1: a necklace. It's why you can't be present from the

996
01:06:35,480 --> 01:06:40,480
Speaker 1: main company, can't the girl? Yeah, because I didn't have

997
01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:43,560
Speaker 1: no money, and I was crazy about it, and I

998
01:06:43,720 --> 01:06:48,400
Speaker 1: got caught going out the door. White dude had on

999
01:06:48,480 --> 01:06:52,080
Speaker 1: a sweatshirt, some gym shoes. He was fast too. It

1000
01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:58,800
Speaker 1: was fast too, just wasn't quite fast enough. He had

1001
01:06:58,960 --> 01:07:03,200
Speaker 1: met when I gave him my jacket, though, and I

1002
01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:05,560
Speaker 1: was so thin then that didn't mean nothing to me.

1003
01:07:05,640 --> 01:07:10,440
Speaker 1: It was damn near irrelevant. I slipped out that jacket

1004
01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:14,560
Speaker 1: so fast, I just let my arms go limp like spaghetti.

1005
01:07:15,080 --> 01:07:17,720
Speaker 1: He had the jacket. That white dude I got out

1006
01:07:17,800 --> 01:07:21,080
Speaker 1: on a prospect, that white boy star chasing me. That

1007
01:07:21,280 --> 01:07:24,240
Speaker 1: dude was fast, but he had no idea who he

1008
01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:29,840
Speaker 1: was chasing. Dog, Dog, I was un catchable back then.

1009
01:07:31,160 --> 01:07:33,520
Speaker 1: I looked back. I said, man, he's still hill, and

1010
01:07:33,600 --> 01:07:35,360
Speaker 1: I just went on and just dropped it down in

1011
01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:42,920
Speaker 1: Nitro was gone. Put that black on him when you're scared.

1012
01:07:43,120 --> 01:07:47,800
Speaker 1: When you scared, dog, I would put that black speed

1013
01:07:48,000 --> 01:08:02,040
Speaker 1: on it that he hadn't seen. Sound like an Endian, Yeah,

1014
01:08:02,160 --> 01:08:07,400
Speaker 1: that was, he yelled at mere Gard. Be years partner,

1015
01:08:07,440 --> 01:08:10,160
Speaker 1: don't worry, worry. Yeah. And when I did go back

1016
01:08:10,200 --> 01:08:12,240
Speaker 1: in May Company, I look, I had a bed and

1017
01:08:12,320 --> 01:08:17,280
Speaker 1: everything I was grown. Yeah, you went back in a sky.

1018
01:08:17,520 --> 01:08:20,240
Speaker 1: All right. We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning

1019
01:08:20,280 --> 01:08:27,759
Speaker 1: Show right after this you're listening show. All right, fellas,

1020
01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:31,559
Speaker 1: time for comedy brulette. Jacob, quickly set this up again.

1021
01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:35,320
Speaker 1: Please you test us every week, you test our comedy ability.

1022
01:08:35,760 --> 01:08:38,759
Speaker 1: Give us five subjects. Put them on the wheel, spending

1023
01:08:38,800 --> 01:08:41,639
Speaker 1: the wheel were stop. We can do it. What you got?

1024
01:08:41,680 --> 01:08:44,960
Speaker 1: All right, let go, here's the topics. Number One people

1025
01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:48,400
Speaker 1: I hate on my job, man, everybody can do that.

1026
01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:54,280
Speaker 1: Number two, your mama keeps hitting on me. That's that

1027
01:08:54,680 --> 01:09:00,479
Speaker 1: number three. I thought they was dead already. Over four

1028
01:09:00,520 --> 01:09:06,439
Speaker 1: and Jehovah's witness. Number five people with a clean house.

1029
01:09:09,920 --> 01:09:11,519
Speaker 1: Put them on the wheel. Spin the wheel with you

1030
01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:26,800
Speaker 1: got got people I hate on my job? Let me

1031
01:09:26,960 --> 01:09:31,120
Speaker 1: have a first here. You know the people on your

1032
01:09:31,200 --> 01:09:34,519
Speaker 1: job who bring that food item that don't nobody want

1033
01:09:34,640 --> 01:09:37,439
Speaker 1: any damn weight, but they all booze you by the

1034
01:09:37,560 --> 01:09:41,760
Speaker 1: first of all, don't nobody like pumpkin pie? All right?

1035
01:09:43,920 --> 01:09:47,320
Speaker 1: Why they't bring it to word and didn't make an announcement? Hey,

1036
01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:50,640
Speaker 1: I gotta slice of pumpkin pie? And then don't touch it.

1037
01:09:50,880 --> 01:09:54,280
Speaker 1: You ain't got nothing worry about it? Fucking pie? What

1038
01:09:54,439 --> 01:09:56,240
Speaker 1: else you got, junior? I tell you what I like.

1039
01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:58,280
Speaker 1: I don't like people that I work with that act

1040
01:09:58,360 --> 01:10:03,080
Speaker 1: like they healthy, didn't you? That's an issue for me.

1041
01:10:03,560 --> 01:10:06,200
Speaker 1: You know, I'm saying he's sicking. He like he mo

1042
01:10:06,360 --> 01:10:10,720
Speaker 1: healthed me, but he got eight told. I want you

1043
01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:13,920
Speaker 1: to know he ain't told, isn't it. I ain't talking

1044
01:10:13,920 --> 01:10:23,240
Speaker 1: about nobody, but you just hate them. I can't stand

1045
01:10:23,479 --> 01:10:25,720
Speaker 1: the dude that that that that rad on you when

1046
01:10:25,720 --> 01:10:29,679
Speaker 1: you clock out of iwa you would hear. You thought

1047
01:10:29,720 --> 01:10:32,680
Speaker 1: you had a cool with him until you get halfway home. Yeah,

1048
01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:38,720
Speaker 1: they're looking for you. How do you know I'm going.

1049
01:10:42,680 --> 01:10:49,960
Speaker 1: I don't like people send you video, email you videos

1050
01:10:50,240 --> 01:11:04,320
Speaker 1: of the life. That just got personal. The topic is

1051
01:11:04,360 --> 01:11:06,680
Speaker 1: people I hate on my job. Let's go. You know

1052
01:11:06,840 --> 01:11:08,840
Speaker 1: what the people I hate on my job? And not

1053
01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:12,520
Speaker 1: only are they sicker than you, but they have functions

1054
01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:16,519
Speaker 1: to raise money about hot damn sick down. We don't

1055
01:11:16,560 --> 01:11:20,920
Speaker 1: have nothing for diabetics. We are running, we make a speech.

1056
01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:23,680
Speaker 1: We ain't out there doing that. We don't have a

1057
01:11:23,880 --> 01:11:28,479
Speaker 1: month for with you having a date or a month

1058
01:11:28,880 --> 01:11:33,040
Speaker 1: or marathon. To me, just to me, you are sicker

1059
01:11:33,479 --> 01:11:43,800
Speaker 1: than me. You know what I like about my job.

1060
01:11:44,640 --> 01:11:47,240
Speaker 1: I know some sick people on the job. I'm not

1061
01:11:47,400 --> 01:11:50,280
Speaker 1: calling no name, I ain't telling no I ain't that,

1062
01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:53,960
Speaker 1: But I child like people that got diabeat it. They

1063
01:11:54,160 --> 01:11:58,800
Speaker 1: act like type two is better the type one. Care

1064
01:12:01,120 --> 01:12:05,559
Speaker 1: really all that I take my medicine. Yeah, I don't

1065
01:12:05,720 --> 01:12:09,639
Speaker 1: shoot my menace. But they're talking to the sick people

1066
01:12:09,720 --> 01:12:12,720
Speaker 1: a body. Yeah, I mean you really still old man?

1067
01:12:14,479 --> 01:12:20,920
Speaker 1: Ain't my face? Ain't your ways? Okay? You was at

1068
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:26,760
Speaker 1: one pointe right, to. That's all I'm saying. I talked

1069
01:12:26,760 --> 01:12:32,360
Speaker 1: about nobody on my job. I can't staying nobody. I

1070
01:12:32,479 --> 01:12:35,560
Speaker 1: can't stay nobody on my job. Who a millionaire? And

1071
01:12:35,680 --> 01:12:38,240
Speaker 1: every time they come to work, they always who I'm

1072
01:12:38,280 --> 01:12:41,639
Speaker 1: going through? What is you going through? You ain't going

1073
01:12:41,720 --> 01:12:45,519
Speaker 1: through who? The Lord testament? I ain't testing you. I

1074
01:12:45,520 --> 01:12:48,160
Speaker 1: ain't not wrong with who I'm going through? Who? I

1075
01:12:48,280 --> 01:12:52,360
Speaker 1: don't know what your part going through? God? They had

1076
01:12:52,439 --> 01:12:55,680
Speaker 1: your boy, I tell God, Man, I'm gonna make it

1077
01:12:55,840 --> 01:12:59,000
Speaker 1: through this. Who man? They trying to test your boy?

1078
01:12:59,280 --> 01:13:13,280
Speaker 1: How is they? Who? Champagne? All right, you're listening to show?

1079
01:13:15,400 --> 01:13:17,360
Speaker 1: All right, So here's a question for you. Did you

1080
01:13:17,520 --> 01:13:21,400
Speaker 1: follow your childhood dream now? According to a new survey

1081
01:13:21,560 --> 01:13:25,519
Speaker 1: by Vetti, that's z I T Y probably not. The

1082
01:13:25,680 --> 01:13:28,599
Speaker 1: survey found that more than two thirds of those who

1083
01:13:28,680 --> 01:13:31,479
Speaker 1: had a dream job picked out as a kid didn't

1084
01:13:31,560 --> 01:13:34,680
Speaker 1: end up making that dream come true. For male respondents,

1085
01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:38,639
Speaker 1: becoming a professional athlete top the list at seventeen percent,

1086
01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:42,000
Speaker 1: while twenty two percent of women wanted to become teachers.

1087
01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:45,160
Speaker 1: The age in which reality started to sink in for

1088
01:13:45,280 --> 01:13:48,679
Speaker 1: Americans was fifteen years old when they got their first jobs.

1089
01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:56,200
Speaker 1: The top childhood dream jobs of Americans include doctor, teacher, veterinarian, musician,

1090
01:13:56,479 --> 01:14:02,320
Speaker 1: movie star, professional athlete, artist, etc. So did you follow

1091
01:14:02,360 --> 01:14:06,000
Speaker 1: your dream job since your childhood or what? That's the question.

1092
01:14:06,560 --> 01:14:09,600
Speaker 1: I think what happens to the boy who wants to

1093
01:14:09,680 --> 01:14:13,760
Speaker 1: be a professional athlete around fifteen? It starts losing grill.

1094
01:14:14,080 --> 01:14:16,200
Speaker 1: It ain't cause you've got a job. It's because he

1095
01:14:16,320 --> 01:14:18,560
Speaker 1: went out and played with some people that's fitting to

1096
01:14:18,640 --> 01:14:23,920
Speaker 1: be pros and found out real fast. My ass ain't

1097
01:14:23,960 --> 01:14:28,680
Speaker 1: going because the dude just blew by me like I

1098
01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:31,559
Speaker 1: was standing still and I was running as fast as

1099
01:14:31,640 --> 01:14:36,000
Speaker 1: I could. That boy going to the pros. You ain't

1100
01:14:39,280 --> 01:14:46,560
Speaker 1: as fifteen, that's true, all right? Yeah? I played in

1101
01:14:46,640 --> 01:14:49,200
Speaker 1: the Summer League with the Cleveland Cavaliers one time. That's

1102
01:14:49,320 --> 01:14:53,599
Speaker 1: when I knew really coming up. And three minutes after

1103
01:14:53,720 --> 01:14:56,360
Speaker 1: the hour, we'll play another round of would you rather?

1104
01:14:56,600 --> 01:15:01,760
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening, Hardy morning show, time for

1105
01:15:01,840 --> 01:15:06,320
Speaker 1: another round of would you rather? Would you rather rob

1106
01:15:06,400 --> 01:15:12,599
Speaker 1: a bank or still a sports car bank? I'll give

1107
01:15:12,600 --> 01:15:19,120
Speaker 1: you I think that dog that's felony. You're gone, Yeah, yeah,

1108
01:15:19,400 --> 01:15:21,479
Speaker 1: I'll go in for grand theft. Were gone. We can

1109
01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:27,640
Speaker 1: take that really this is a wealth. I might get

1110
01:15:27,680 --> 01:15:30,439
Speaker 1: away with that cat. Oh no, no, no, no, see

1111
01:15:30,479 --> 01:15:33,040
Speaker 1: this bank you gotta have gun. Once you got that

1112
01:15:33,120 --> 01:15:35,280
Speaker 1: gun you got no no, no, no, you as can

1113
01:15:35,400 --> 01:15:38,439
Speaker 1: do another kind of time now, okay, okay, no no,

1114
01:15:38,520 --> 01:15:40,639
Speaker 1: I'm not robbing no bank though I still is car.

1115
01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:48,040
Speaker 1: I just stole it. Hey, let's go to go to yes, yes, yes,

1116
01:15:48,479 --> 01:15:51,920
Speaker 1: all right? Would you rather have it rain every day?

1117
01:15:52,360 --> 01:15:58,120
Speaker 1: Rain every day or snow every day? When we got

1118
01:15:58,200 --> 01:16:02,320
Speaker 1: a problem. Now you've been in bo, you got a problem.

1119
01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:05,599
Speaker 1: If it's snow every day, your ass got a problem.

1120
01:16:06,280 --> 01:16:09,519
Speaker 1: You can't snow every day? You got a problem, partner,

1121
01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:13,400
Speaker 1: It was so much snow remover you mean it snowed

1122
01:16:13,439 --> 01:16:19,040
Speaker 1: again in shoveling dryway. I gotta go out here shoveling

1123
01:16:19,120 --> 01:16:23,920
Speaker 1: dryway again. But if it rained every day, that water,

1124
01:16:24,920 --> 01:16:28,519
Speaker 1: the water got something for your ass man, that that

1125
01:16:28,680 --> 01:16:36,000
Speaker 1: water gonna turn into a flood. So either way, that's

1126
01:16:36,040 --> 01:16:37,760
Speaker 1: a rough one because a lot of people are gonna

1127
01:16:37,800 --> 01:16:40,719
Speaker 1: be in trouble either way. That's not gonna be good.

1128
01:16:40,840 --> 01:16:54,519
Speaker 1: Either way. A rain snow every day for how long?

1129
01:16:54,680 --> 01:17:00,240
Speaker 1: Surely every day every day? That that can't happen? Would

1130
01:17:00,280 --> 01:17:03,320
Speaker 1: you we all we're all gonna die either way. All

1131
01:17:03,400 --> 01:17:06,760
Speaker 1: of us are going to die either way. Now you

1132
01:17:06,840 --> 01:17:09,560
Speaker 1: want to get this no arc version of it, or

1133
01:17:09,680 --> 01:17:13,760
Speaker 1: you want to freeze your ass to death? Is it

1134
01:17:13,920 --> 01:17:21,680
Speaker 1: hot rain? Is it wet snow? Okay, all right, we're

1135
01:17:21,760 --> 01:17:23,920
Speaker 1: moving on because you guys can't decide on that one.

1136
01:17:24,240 --> 01:17:28,320
Speaker 1: Would you rather know when you're gonna die? Or how

1137
01:17:28,439 --> 01:17:32,280
Speaker 1: you're gonna die? Oh? When? Now? I rather know how?

1138
01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:35,640
Speaker 1: Because that way I can stay out of that. Yeah. Yeah,

1139
01:17:35,680 --> 01:17:37,840
Speaker 1: we're gonna we're gonna be in the cocks and last,

1140
01:17:37,920 --> 01:17:47,240
Speaker 1: my last we're gonna die. But you want to know? Oh,

1141
01:17:47,240 --> 01:17:50,200
Speaker 1: because because because I'm going to live life to the fullest.

1142
01:17:50,360 --> 01:17:53,200
Speaker 1: That last year I'm gonna give y'all. I'm gonna give

1143
01:17:53,200 --> 01:17:56,639
Speaker 1: it to you. Well anyway, Well if it's next week, though,

1144
01:17:57,439 --> 01:18:02,400
Speaker 1: nice year, stop living in next week. I'm was staying

1145
01:18:02,439 --> 01:18:04,800
Speaker 1: in the house in one room, closed the door and

1146
01:18:05,280 --> 01:18:07,479
Speaker 1: try to try to try to make it a lie.

1147
01:18:08,880 --> 01:18:12,000
Speaker 1: All right, try to beat it. Thank you. That's today's

1148
01:18:12,160 --> 01:18:14,920
Speaker 1: would you rather? Coming up? At forty nine minutes after

1149
01:18:15,040 --> 01:18:16,680
Speaker 1: the hour, our last break of the day and some

1150
01:18:16,840 --> 01:18:20,080
Speaker 1: closing remarks from the one and only Blue Chief Steve Harvey, Right,

1151
01:18:20,120 --> 01:18:25,559
Speaker 1: after this you're listening to show. All right, Steve, here

1152
01:18:25,600 --> 01:18:29,000
Speaker 1: we are back, last break of the day, and you're

1153
01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:31,760
Speaker 1: gonna leave us with some closing remarks. Yeah, you know,

1154
01:18:31,800 --> 01:18:35,080
Speaker 1: I want to share something with you that I came

1155
01:18:35,120 --> 01:18:41,400
Speaker 1: across when I was meditating this summer and a friend

1156
01:18:41,439 --> 01:18:44,880
Speaker 1: of mine, Bishop Gettis down in the Carolina's who I

1157
01:18:44,960 --> 01:18:47,760
Speaker 1: met on my talk show one time. We formed a relationship,

1158
01:18:49,360 --> 01:18:55,400
Speaker 1: very very helpful. Bishop gettys. He sends me inspiration all

1159
01:18:55,439 --> 01:18:57,479
Speaker 1: the time. He just, I mean, just a good dude,

1160
01:18:57,560 --> 01:19:01,559
Speaker 1: may just care about me. He always sends me something timely.

1161
01:19:02,680 --> 01:19:04,720
Speaker 1: And one of the things he sent me I was

1162
01:19:04,840 --> 01:19:09,240
Speaker 1: thinking about on the or when I was meditating this summer,

1163
01:19:10,120 --> 01:19:13,960
Speaker 1: and it's something that I'm guilty of even myself. And

1164
01:19:14,120 --> 01:19:16,680
Speaker 1: I was explaining it to a couple of people that

1165
01:19:16,800 --> 01:19:18,840
Speaker 1: work around him. They would come up, you say that

1166
01:19:19,120 --> 01:19:22,400
Speaker 1: you feel that way. Yeah, man, it's all relative. You know,

1167
01:19:22,640 --> 01:19:26,200
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter how you think my life is, the

1168
01:19:26,360 --> 01:19:29,640
Speaker 1: fact that I might be still short in myself is

1169
01:19:29,680 --> 01:19:34,680
Speaker 1: a very very real reality. And there is a possibility

1170
01:19:35,880 --> 01:19:38,680
Speaker 1: moving forward that you could also be short in your

1171
01:19:38,760 --> 01:19:41,679
Speaker 1: life for what it could truly be. Have you ever

1172
01:19:41,840 --> 01:19:47,840
Speaker 1: thought about that you could be making one mistake that's

1173
01:19:47,960 --> 01:19:52,600
Speaker 1: cutting you off from the life that you could really have.

1174
01:19:54,160 --> 01:19:58,519
Speaker 1: You're actually sort short circuit in your blessings because of

1175
01:19:58,600 --> 01:20:01,639
Speaker 1: a very simple thing that we do. And I'm guilty

1176
01:20:01,680 --> 01:20:04,800
Speaker 1: of this myself. And I had to catch myself this summer,

1177
01:20:05,080 --> 01:20:07,439
Speaker 1: and one of the things I came away with I said, Man,

1178
01:20:07,479 --> 01:20:10,519
Speaker 1: I got to dream bigger. I have got to dream

1179
01:20:10,600 --> 01:20:13,800
Speaker 1: bigger because I've exposed myself with people who have so

1180
01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:16,720
Speaker 1: much more. Now do you need so much more? No?

1181
01:20:18,920 --> 01:20:21,200
Speaker 1: But God said he would give you the desires of

1182
01:20:21,320 --> 01:20:25,320
Speaker 1: your heart. He'll even put some stuff on your heart

1183
01:20:25,360 --> 01:20:27,880
Speaker 1: to desire. You ain't even know what's really there, but

1184
01:20:28,040 --> 01:20:33,400
Speaker 1: he wants you to see that too. So look, I'm

1185
01:20:33,439 --> 01:20:37,760
Speaker 1: out of the need business. I just need him. He's

1186
01:20:37,800 --> 01:20:40,719
Speaker 1: all I need. Of course, I need love and people

1187
01:20:40,760 --> 01:20:43,479
Speaker 1: that care about me and friendship. I'm not saying I

1188
01:20:43,560 --> 01:20:46,400
Speaker 1: don't need nothing, but as far as material stuff, I

1189
01:20:46,479 --> 01:20:50,880
Speaker 1: don't need anything. It's just stuff I want. But it's

1190
01:20:50,920 --> 01:20:54,880
Speaker 1: nothing wrong we want anymore, as long as you're grateful

1191
01:20:54,920 --> 01:20:58,800
Speaker 1: for where you at. But here's what happens, And it

1192
01:20:58,960 --> 01:21:01,479
Speaker 1: happens to me, and it may be happening to you,

1193
01:21:01,800 --> 01:21:04,400
Speaker 1: And I don't want you to shortcircuit your blessings. I

1194
01:21:04,439 --> 01:21:06,720
Speaker 1: don't want you to knock yourself out of something that

1195
01:21:06,920 --> 01:21:11,880
Speaker 1: you could have. Listen to me, don't downgrade your dream

1196
01:21:13,040 --> 01:21:17,040
Speaker 1: just to fit your reality. I'm gonna repeat that, but

1197
01:21:17,120 --> 01:21:21,479
Speaker 1: I got some more. Don't downgrade your dream just to

1198
01:21:21,600 --> 01:21:27,040
Speaker 1: fit your reality. Upgrade your conviction to match your destiny.

1199
01:21:29,560 --> 01:21:32,800
Speaker 1: One more time, y'all listen to this. This is so good, man.

1200
01:21:33,680 --> 01:21:40,640
Speaker 1: Don't downgrade your dream just to fit your reality. Upgrade

1201
01:21:40,720 --> 01:21:44,800
Speaker 1: your conviction to match your destiny. Oh man, this is

1202
01:21:44,920 --> 01:21:48,360
Speaker 1: so good. Do you know how many times we reshape

1203
01:21:48,400 --> 01:21:50,720
Speaker 1: what we want based on where we're at right now?

1204
01:21:53,040 --> 01:21:56,320
Speaker 1: Do you know how many times you've bought a car

1205
01:21:57,120 --> 01:22:00,640
Speaker 1: based on how much you made? Now you saying, well,

1206
01:22:00,680 --> 01:22:02,519
Speaker 1: of course, Steve, you gotta fit it in the budget.

1207
01:22:02,960 --> 01:22:07,160
Speaker 1: But hold up, though, but did you really want something else?

1208
01:22:09,720 --> 01:22:13,800
Speaker 1: Did you really see yourself driving a different model, the

1209
01:22:14,120 --> 01:22:17,560
Speaker 1: upscale model? Did you see you with that car but

1210
01:22:17,720 --> 01:22:22,760
Speaker 1: it was fully loaded? I'm just saying, well, you know

1211
01:22:22,840 --> 01:22:26,360
Speaker 1: what you shouldn't do. You shouldn't downgrade your dream just

1212
01:22:26,560 --> 01:22:29,360
Speaker 1: to fit your reality. See so you make a purchase

1213
01:22:29,439 --> 01:22:33,519
Speaker 1: based on where you're at right now? When if you

1214
01:22:33,680 --> 01:22:37,320
Speaker 1: kept the faith continue to work. Do you know that

1215
01:22:37,479 --> 01:22:40,720
Speaker 1: God there's a strong possibility that He was gonna give

1216
01:22:40,720 --> 01:22:45,080
Speaker 1: you the car your dream? But you quit operating on faith,

1217
01:22:46,200 --> 01:22:50,320
Speaker 1: You started functioning on your reality, and so you end

1218
01:22:50,439 --> 01:22:52,720
Speaker 1: up blocking what God could do for you because you

1219
01:22:52,800 --> 01:22:55,040
Speaker 1: made a move too fast based on where you were

1220
01:22:55,520 --> 01:22:58,479
Speaker 1: with what you should have did. You should have buckled

1221
01:22:58,520 --> 01:23:02,400
Speaker 1: down and upgraded your can viction, got more serious about it,

1222
01:23:02,720 --> 01:23:05,280
Speaker 1: got more funky with it, got a little bit more

1223
01:23:05,400 --> 01:23:08,360
Speaker 1: determined to get what you saw in your dreams and

1224
01:23:08,439 --> 01:23:14,320
Speaker 1: your visions. Upgrade your conviction to match your destiny because

1225
01:23:14,400 --> 01:23:16,800
Speaker 1: where God gonna take you and what He really got

1226
01:23:16,880 --> 01:23:19,880
Speaker 1: for you, you gotta get your conviction to match that.

1227
01:23:20,800 --> 01:23:23,960
Speaker 1: Stop knocking your dreams down because it don't and fitting

1228
01:23:24,000 --> 01:23:27,080
Speaker 1: it into your reality. To date, you gotta try something

1229
01:23:27,160 --> 01:23:29,479
Speaker 1: else because I had to force myself to do it.

1230
01:23:29,720 --> 01:23:33,639
Speaker 1: I got to upgrade my conviction to match your destiny.

1231
01:23:34,520 --> 01:23:36,720
Speaker 1: God has a bigger life for me and that I

1232
01:23:36,880 --> 01:23:39,920
Speaker 1: know for sure. And many of you feel the same way.

1233
01:23:40,200 --> 01:23:42,000
Speaker 1: You keep saying, Man, there's got to be more than

1234
01:23:42,080 --> 01:23:44,719
Speaker 1: my life than this. Man, I really see God working

1235
01:23:44,800 --> 01:23:47,960
Speaker 1: on my behalf. Just gotta hang in there. You just

1236
01:23:48,439 --> 01:23:51,880
Speaker 1: gotta hang in there. Man. Now you gotta keep working,

1237
01:23:53,240 --> 01:23:54,880
Speaker 1: but you got to hang in there. When I say

1238
01:23:54,960 --> 01:23:59,800
Speaker 1: hanging there, do not lose faith. That's the hanging in

1239
01:23:59,840 --> 01:24:02,840
Speaker 1: there I'm talking about. Don't give up because it didn't

1240
01:24:02,880 --> 01:24:08,680
Speaker 1: got funky for you. Hanging there, be strong. Don't downgrade

1241
01:24:08,760 --> 01:24:13,360
Speaker 1: your dream just to fit your reality. Upgrade your conviction

1242
01:24:14,040 --> 01:24:18,320
Speaker 1: to match your destined. Those are my clothes are revolved. WHOA,

1243
01:24:18,400 --> 01:24:20,960
Speaker 1: you better drop the mic on that one? For real? Though?

1244
01:24:21,920 --> 01:24:26,240
Speaker 1: Did he fall? Now he drops? I don't know. I

1245
01:24:26,280 --> 01:24:33,479
Speaker 1: don't know how the mic gonna lane. Yeah, I hadn't

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Speaker 1: Participants must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old,

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