Speaker 1: Hi, guys, this is Teddy Mellencamp and I'm joined by
Speaker 1: my friend Emily Simpson for our new spin off show
Speaker 1: Popping Off, where we are digging deep on this season
Speaker 1: of Banner Pump Rules. Hi guys, welcome to another episode
Speaker 1: of Popping Off with Teddy and Emily. Oh, we just
Speaker 1: left off our last names. That's how popular we are. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're like Madonna's share an adel study and Emily, we
Speaker 1: can't because you're booked up for last names.
Speaker 2: That's right, I don't have time for that. Episode Two,
Speaker 2: we are loving the Valley. We are happy with the valley.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 3: I enjoy the valley.
Speaker 2: I don't think I want to be friends with one
Speaker 2: person on the valley, but I do enjoy watching it.
Speaker 3: I don't either.
Speaker 1: There isn't anyone that I would be like, Hey, I
Speaker 1: want to hang out in that group. I want nothing
Speaker 1: to do with that group. But I will watch from
Speaker 1: a safe distance and comment. But how was this episode
Speaker 1: not titled just the Nip? Like they really? That's a
Speaker 1: missed opportunity there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you should send an email. Listen. You know I've
Speaker 3: got a name with Bravo, so I'm.
Speaker 1: Sure you they love me some contacts there, I do
Speaker 1: the someone's inspired me.
Speaker 3: Yeah it's Teddy. I don't know if you remember me.
Speaker 3: I'm the one that you have to do one thing
Speaker 3: a Bravo con every year.
Speaker 2: Yes, well, it starts with Jackson Kristen meeting up for
Speaker 2: lunch where he decided to take the vegetarian to a steakhouse.
Speaker 3: I you know, they have salad, they do have salt.
Speaker 2: They also, I'm sure they have like some Brussels sprouts
Speaker 2: who could get without you could get a baked potato.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not even a steakhouse. It's a smokehouse. So
Speaker 1: that means they're just like there's all kinds of animals
Speaker 1: that they're smoking. Yeah, it's not just they're not.
Speaker 2: Limiting it to a steak But also, if you're going
Speaker 2: to a steakhouse, why are you just ordering a burger? Like,
Speaker 2: go for it, like if you really want to try it.
Speaker 1: He's right, he's all about the smokehouse, but he just yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean they could have gone to in and out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, except they're so solid it in and out. So
Speaker 3: but she could have done a grilled cheese. That is true.
Speaker 2: We also don't know if she doesn't eat cheese. We
Speaker 2: don't know if she's completely vegan.
Speaker 3: That is a good question.
Speaker 2: You know, the things we could ask her if she
Speaker 2: was still in vand of pump rules and eating the
Speaker 2: sandwiches for the third time, want something about her, we
Speaker 2: would know if she could eat the capraze sandwich or not.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 2: Jack's kind of apologizes for the way he treated Kristin
Speaker 2: at the birthday party. However, he still thinks having a.
Speaker 1: Baby with Luke will be another Kristen Duty disaster. Here's
Speaker 1: where I think it could possibly be a disaster, only
Speaker 1: because I actually like Luke. He seems like Luke Colorado.
Speaker 1: He seems like a stand up guy, and he seems
Speaker 1: like he would be a good husband and a good
Speaker 1: provider and a good dad. But it's the whole location thing,
Speaker 1: because I don't think he plans to live in LA.
Speaker 1: He's not an LA kind of guy. The thing that
Speaker 1: I want to uncover why is she always wearing a
Speaker 1: risk brace? It's always going everywhere? It was there an injury?
Speaker 1: Does she have tendonitis like my OCD?
Speaker 3: To know? I didn't even notice the risk brace.
Speaker 1: If the risk race is either on or when she's
Speaker 1: like getting out of a car, she's about to be
Speaker 1: putting it on, Like I'm like, what's about to be
Speaker 1: happening here? Like you can't eat your house salad without
Speaker 1: the risk brace.
Speaker 2: But then it's sometimes on. I just need to know, Kristen,
Speaker 2: what happened to your wrist? Do we need do we
Speaker 2: need further intervention on the wrist? Oh gosh, this scene
Speaker 2: Michelle and Jesse teaching their daughter to ride a bike
Speaker 2: one I used to go to that park when I
Speaker 2: lived in that area. Because they don't live in the valley.
Speaker 2: They live in West Hollywood, the Valley.
Speaker 1: They live in a bougie place, which I didn't realize
Speaker 1: that you couldn't be bougie if you're from Boston. As
Speaker 1: Britney said, I was like, I actually think people from
Speaker 1: Boston are bougie. Well, it's East Coast, and I don't know,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of wealthy people on the East Coast
Speaker 1: and in Boston.
Speaker 2: I actually would think you could be bougier being from
Speaker 2: Boston than being from the valley.
Speaker 1: Just saying, I mean, it would have made sense if
Speaker 1: it was like because he's from I was waiting for
Speaker 1: her to say because he's from India, where I'm from,
Speaker 1: Like I get Ohio. Yes, it could be like Boston.
Speaker 1: He's from Boston, went to Harvard. I have no idea
Speaker 1: why he's bougie, none at all. But here's the issue.
Speaker 2: Do I think that this is a completely normal thing
Speaker 2: to happen with your daughter while filming on a reality show.
Speaker 1: You're trying to teach them how to ride a bike
Speaker 1: they want. Both parents are trying to do the most,
Speaker 1: but by doing the least and not force their kid
Speaker 1: to do something, but then also make it seem like
Speaker 1: their good parents, which they may or may not be.
Speaker 2: I'm sure they are, But the amount of how much
Speaker 2: this couple hates each other, it's palpable. It is, yes,
Speaker 2: Jesse saying he thinks just screaming.
Speaker 3: At the child do ed shut up.
Speaker 2: Is the answer. And I don't know. I'm unsure at
Speaker 2: this point if we've heard Michelle speak.
Speaker 1: I don't know, But I like how he's so he's
Speaker 1: such a douchebag, Like he doesn't even he's like such
Speaker 1: a douchebag. He's not even aware that he's a douchebag.
Speaker 1: Like he's bragging about his parenting, and I'm like, like she, oh,
Speaker 1: she just does the same, where she's like trying to
Speaker 1: be patient, and she just is patient.
Speaker 3: And then I've talked.
Speaker 2: Him at a patience level and how good it is
Speaker 2: and how disgusted it repulses me that she has patient
Speaker 2: and love and empathy and.
Speaker 3: I just walk in and I'm like, shut up, and
Speaker 3: I just walking.
Speaker 2: I'm like, listen, you little or you better get on
Speaker 2: that bike that she peddles away.
Speaker 3: Yeah, look at my good parenting skills. Did you see
Speaker 3: how that works? But I can't tell you this.
Speaker 2: If I sent Edwin a YouTube tutorial on how to
Speaker 2: have one of our kids how to learn how to
Speaker 2: ride a bike, I'm not sure he would have watched
Speaker 2: it either.
Speaker 3: I mean being honest. I taught the kids how to.
Speaker 1: Ride bikes, Okay, Shane Todd all the kids how to
Speaker 1: ride bikes.
Speaker 3: But if I sent him a YouTube tutorial.
Speaker 1: On how to teach kids how to ride a bike,
Speaker 1: I would never hear the end of it. Never, Like
Speaker 1: he would send me like a tutorial on like how
Speaker 1: to put makeup on or something as like a retaliation
Speaker 1: like how about this, here's how to brush your teeth properly?
Speaker 2: Here how to cook? Like I was like, not great,
Speaker 2: but that that or as well Isabelle. I think is
Speaker 2: her name could be wrong, but she has on Instagram
Speaker 2: and I went on it.
Speaker 1: She did not want to have anything to do with
Speaker 1: that bike riding. She didn't want to sit on the seat.
Speaker 1: I don't even think she wanted to hear one little
Speaker 1: peep out of Jesse. And Michelle was like, how many
Speaker 1: more episodes till we can announce that were actually already
Speaker 1: separated or nomorus. She's like, how much longer than I
Speaker 1: have to pretend that I like want to be married
Speaker 1: to this man?
Speaker 3: She was it actually me?
Speaker 1: Or was I on one of Shorts's benders when I
Speaker 1: made the decisions?
Speaker 3: I feel like.
Speaker 1: There was a bender going on when she said yes, Well,
Speaker 1: then we see Kristin and Luke awkwardly jogging together, so awkward.
Speaker 1: She's like, she's like balancy and then like there's no
Speaker 1: I mean, I think he's a good guy.
Speaker 3: I think she's but there's absolutely zero sexual chemistry. She's like,
Speaker 3: should not take a piss right here?
Speaker 1: He's like, let's go to me.
Speaker 4: He's like, I don't know if we should do it
Speaker 4: right there, but maybe behind that bush? Try not to
Speaker 4: get what is that that people get those rashes from plants,
Speaker 4: ivy poison, ivy puss doesn't go well with the herpes
Speaker 4: of our whole group.
Speaker 3: You're trying to keep trying to keep having clean.
Speaker 1: But then Kristen talks about the geriatric pregnancy and her
Speaker 1: main concern at this point is actually getting pregnant in
Speaker 1: the first place.
Speaker 3: Then we see Liul getting pissed. Oh he's mad, he's
Speaker 3: pissed about the nipple grabbing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I feel like Shane would be pissed about
Speaker 1: nipple grabbing too.
Speaker 3: What do you think?
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm trying to think of a scenario in
Speaker 2: my life for a straight man would grab my nipple, and.
Speaker 5: I don't think I know of a lot of party
Speaker 5: and kind of people like maybe I could. I'm even
Speaker 5: trying to think like the most Matt mad Matt and
Speaker 5: George could ever be at me. I just don't see
Speaker 5: them read one. But I wouldn't have grabbed their nipples either,
Speaker 5: to be clear, Okay, but Matt and George are gay, right.
Speaker 3: That's my point.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to suspend my leave to even just like
Speaker 2: male genders grabbing my nipple.
Speaker 1: I mean, a straight man who's at a party with
Speaker 1: his wife and child grabs her boots. But also it
Speaker 1: was a daytime party and just not for nothing. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't grab your nipple either. Well now I'm disappointed, but okay.
Speaker 2: Nothing about your nipple interestings. But you know, I'm just
Speaker 2: not really interested in grabbing anyone's nipple. But Luke is
Speaker 2: really pissed about it. But have you ever seen that
Speaker 2: uh that episode of Friends where Phoebe can't run?
Speaker 3: No, but I can envision it. I think Kristin running. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I think this was the scene. That was the scene
Speaker 3: it was based off.
Speaker 1: Then we get into Nia, Kristen and Michelle taking jiu
Speaker 1: jitsu again.
Speaker 3: Nia is like, why am I on this show?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Where am I? What is going on?
Speaker 1: And jiu jitsu is actually Nia's thing? But they don't
Speaker 1: even the one thing they could show Nia doing. They
Speaker 1: don't even show Nia doing it. They just show Michelle
Speaker 1: like and then like Kristen like taking a break and
Speaker 1: because she was, she's worn out from the jog, the
Speaker 1: jog and the p and the nipple.
Speaker 3: It's a lot out.
Speaker 2: Nia does her story about competing in this universe that
Speaker 2: Donald Trump was there with its creepy friends watching the
Speaker 2: girls rehearse. Nia used her black belt skills on one
Speaker 2: of them when he tried to touch her.
Speaker 1: See this is when we could have seen her black
Speaker 1: belt skills instead of pictures of her as a pageant queen.
Speaker 2: But they wanted to just make sure that we got
Speaker 2: that the first time. But we did, we got it.
Speaker 2: But yeah, this I worry. I worry a little bit.
Speaker 1: For you, Nia, I worry.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she does. She it's like it's like her first
Speaker 3: day on the planet.
Speaker 1: Every time she's felt, she's like even when later when
Speaker 1: they're at the girls' night, they talked to the girls
Speaker 1: night and.
Speaker 2: She does the move which I remember from filming Housewives.
Speaker 2: I really hated when people would do it when.
Speaker 3: They go, well, this is a fun girls night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, listen, worn, I'm here to have fun.
Speaker 3: This is not about fun. You're not getting paid to
Speaker 3: have fun.
Speaker 1: And listen, you saying that only makes us look like
Speaker 1: assholes because we're here to do some more. We're doing
Speaker 1: our job, like, don't be pointing it out.
Speaker 2: But before that, we get to Jack's Jesse and Jason
Speaker 2: playing hockey. I think they played for a total four
Speaker 2: minutes and twenty seven seconds, and yeah, Jacks look.
Speaker 3: Like they run forty two marathas.
Speaker 1: That's what happens when you're middle age and you're trying
Speaker 1: to play hockey, like rollerblading hockey. Jesse at this point,
Speaker 1: this is pretty great. Jesse says he doesn't remember twisting
Speaker 1: kristen nipple, claiming it isn't a style to do something
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 3: That's not bougie. Listen, it is not bougie to twist
Speaker 3: a nipple.
Speaker 2: But I also like, if I was Kristen's nipple, I'd
Speaker 2: be really offended, Like.
Speaker 3: You don't even remember me.
Speaker 5: If I remember, he should he should have just yelled
Speaker 5: at it, get on the bike, like I just I
Speaker 5: don't know.
Speaker 1: I I just don't know if I believe that he
Speaker 1: doesn't remember doing that, or if he if he remembers
Speaker 1: doing that, he doesn't blackout drunk he was he was
Speaker 1: calling La La a mistress and a side piece and
Speaker 1: then he right, this is all the same time. Now, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm hoping. Maybe he was blackout drunk, because
Speaker 1: remember we did see Maybe he's just a dick. I know,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to kill him the benefit of the doubt,
Speaker 1: like not that being blackout drunk with your three year
Speaker 1: old at where their party is right. I mean he
Speaker 1: called La La a mistress and a side piece and
Speaker 1: grabbed Kristen's nipple all while, all all at one time,
Speaker 1: all seems cutting to get attached to. His wife is
Speaker 1: like standing next to him all while his wife hasn't
Speaker 1: like set a peep because she's so right, and he's
Speaker 1: going to make her ride a bike or talk participate
Speaker 1: in this show that they're on. But then Jesse does
Speaker 1: seem to have a brain for a second because Jack
Speaker 1: says he wants to invite Kristen's ex Alex to a boys'
Speaker 1: night out with Luke so they can have a pow
Speaker 1: wow and Jesse.
Speaker 3: So they can bond. Jesse's like, I know this is
Speaker 3: a ship plan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, after seeing this, I wonder because remember there were
Speaker 2: rumors out there that Jack's was going to get a
Speaker 2: job offer working on a hockey team in Florida.
Speaker 3: I never heard that. Oh yeah, that was a big
Speaker 3: room where I was like on the hockey team.
Speaker 1: I think it was going to be a coach or
Speaker 1: on the.
Speaker 2: Hockey He said it on Vanderles So it's like, I'm
Speaker 2: wondering if that was kind of a made up storyline.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know, just this is where my my add goes.
Speaker 3: What I'm watching these kind of scenes.
Speaker 2: But anyways, then we get to Janet shopping for baby
Speaker 2: b items. Does Janet know she's having a baby.
Speaker 1: I don't think she wants to have a baby, but
Speaker 1: I think she's I think she's begrudgingly aware that it
Speaker 1: will happen, because not that I like, it's not like I.
Speaker 2: Went to a parent in class prior to having my
Speaker 2: first baby, but I was aware of like swaddles or
Speaker 2: that you need a crib or.
Speaker 1: Just like I have to look at this baby shit
Speaker 1: and like buy something and whatever. She's like, Jason, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have to go to the baby store. I mean,
Speaker 1: we may need to get a couple of things before
Speaker 1: this baby comes.
Speaker 3: You know, I don't know, like a bottle or something.
Speaker 3: I guess these things eat. Maybe we need a diaper,
Speaker 3: like I don't know.
Speaker 2: We just let a shit on the floor. Hopefully they
Speaker 2: pulled that together. Then Nia and Danny talk about.
Speaker 3: The pantsing incident. Ja Oh my gosh, you.
Speaker 1: Can kind of see Nia's other side when it uh.
Speaker 1: Danny doesn't run out when she says his name the
Speaker 1: first time, did you see.
Speaker 3: It, No, what was it?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she was my favorite part.
Speaker 3: She's like outside one.
Speaker 2: If I was Nia, I also want to say, I
Speaker 2: wouldn't be nowhere near capable of what she's doing, like
Speaker 2: she has twins and another child under two years old,
Speaker 2: like the postpartum I would be going through postpartum anxiety, crying,
Speaker 2: all of it, any of the jokes that we are making.
Speaker 1: We are aware that, like we would be no better
Speaker 1: in this situation, like this is hard, Like and I
Speaker 1: would look pretty like she does, Oh yeah, for sure
Speaker 1: not I would. I give her credit for like pulling herself.
Speaker 1: She looks amazing. We would be we would look like this.
Speaker 3: We would we would look like this. We would show
Speaker 3: up to every time you had a film like that.
Speaker 3: But she's like Danny, Danny, And.
Speaker 2: Then she's like, that's the that's the pageant, the unpageant side,
Speaker 2: the unpageant side, pageant side. But this is where she
Speaker 2: shares that she is going through a lot of feelings postpartum,
Speaker 2: and she admits that she wanted to punch Jack's in
Speaker 2: the face. And Nia knows Brittany was trying to make
Speaker 2: excuses for him.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know. I didn't feel like she was
Speaker 1: trying to make excuses. I felt like Brittany was just
Speaker 1: trying to smooth things over, like she was trying to
Speaker 1: do bad.
Speaker 3: I feel badly. I thought it was genuine.
Speaker 1: I thought she was like trying to be nice, trying
Speaker 1: to smooth things over, trying to make her feel better.
Speaker 2: I think in this instant, Brittany was not trying to
Speaker 2: make excuses for him. But I do think once they
Speaker 2: get to the girl's night, Brittany starts making excuses for Jack.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah about it, Jax, Jacks, jails Will, But I
Speaker 1: can't believe we're watching the parents of three children talking
Speaker 1: about a pantsing incident that doesn't involve their children, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: But then we get to boys' night, Oh yeah night,
Speaker 2: Jack's Luke, Danny, and Jesse are having a boys night.
Speaker 2: Luke voices his anger towards Jesse for grabbing Kristin's nipple
Speaker 2: and decides to confront him. I felt like this was
Speaker 2: an awkward confrontation as well.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 3: It was because he.
Speaker 1: Goes and stands by him at the bar first, and
Speaker 1: he's like, will are you driggrin And he's like, what
Speaker 1: was it a margarita a skinny margarita? Was it a
Speaker 1: skinny Martina?
Speaker 2: He's like, do you want to He's like, do you
Speaker 2: want a tequila? And he's like, I'm sticking a whiskey.
Speaker 3: I drink whiskey because I'm a man.
Speaker 1: Because I'm a man from Colorado drunk whiskey. I don't
Speaker 1: drink Margarita's like, U, la boys, listen you bougie la
Speaker 1: boys from Boston. Well, then Jack's claims that so this happens,
Speaker 1: and then Jax claims Kristin has slept with every single
Speaker 1: one of his friends, including himself, so if he didn't
Speaker 1: hang out with any of Kristin's exes, he'd have no friends.
Speaker 3: Bullshit.
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe she has sped with all your friends,
Speaker 1: but if Alex was dating one of the other girls
Speaker 1: on the valley, there's a reason.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 1: But I love that he does stuff that's ridiculous and
Speaker 1: then justifies it, or at least attempts to justify it.
Speaker 3: I find that amusing. But also, if you're Alex, what
Speaker 3: the hell are you doing? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I've never seen Alex before, So when Alex came in,
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh.
Speaker 3: That's Alex.
Speaker 2: I have to tell you I have seen him before
Speaker 2: and I didn't need to see him again.
Speaker 3: I was like, huh, that's interesting.
Speaker 1: You couldn't pick two more polar opposites besides Alex and
Speaker 1: Luke and.
Speaker 3: Jax and Thom Samball.
Speaker 1: Like, your picker is all over the place.
Speaker 3: She definitely does not have a type. I'm just going
Speaker 3: to say that the type is can impregnate me.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, but the entire boys and I it is
Speaker 2: just more and more awkward exchanges. Then Jax pulls Luke aside,
Speaker 2: trying to convince him he can be friends with Alex.
Speaker 3: Luke refuses to even entertain the idea.
Speaker 1: Then he pulls him and Alex have a side conversation
Speaker 1: where I just thought this was like unnecessary, where Alex
Speaker 1: tells Jax he let Kristen a lot of money, sold
Speaker 1: her house for free.
Speaker 3: He and Jax.
Speaker 1: Believe Luke's in the honeymoon stage right now and it's
Speaker 1: just a matter of time before he becomes another casualty,
Speaker 1: like do.
Speaker 3: You hate Kristin Jacks?
Speaker 2: Like I get if you're really trying to pretend you
Speaker 2: want to bring your group of friends together, but then
Speaker 2: why shit talking Kristen to a guy that also treated
Speaker 2: her like shit, and she treated him like shit. I
Speaker 2: don't get it because he's a shit person too. Okay,
Speaker 2: well that's entertaining. But then we you know, they slip
Speaker 2: back and forth between the guys nights and the girls' nights.
Speaker 2: But we just covered guys night. Now are at girls
Speaker 2: night and it's at Michelle and Jesse's house. Michelle looks
Speaker 2: a little happy that Jesse's gone.
Speaker 3: She shows some emotion, She.
Speaker 1: Had a touch of emotion. Brittany tells Kristin.
Speaker 2: That Jack's invited Alex to hang out with the boys tonight,
Speaker 2: and clearly Kristin freaks out they did not end on
Speaker 2: good terms and she doesn't want him around her friends.
Speaker 1: Well, she doesn't want him around Luke so that he
Speaker 1: can tell Luke all the things that he knows about Kristen.
Speaker 3: But also why can Brittany even see Jack's point in
Speaker 3: all of this?
Speaker 2: Like at this point, Brittany, sit this one out, Sit
Speaker 2: this one out.
Speaker 3: Oh you don't like her saying that his intentions were good?
Speaker 5: Yeah, like just not, I mean clearly they weren't, Like
Speaker 5: clearly and even.
Speaker 1: Jesse can see his intentions weren't good.
Speaker 2: So like Brittany come on, because then she sticks up
Speaker 2: for Jackson, said, you know he has good intention. She
Speaker 2: doesn't think Kristin has the right to be pissed off.
Speaker 2: This is where Nea pipes in and she's like.
Speaker 1: This is supposed to be a fine girl's night, that
Speaker 1: very pageantry. And then Michelle's like, are my divorce papers
Speaker 1: here yet?
Speaker 3: What time will he be back? So I can hide?
Speaker 2: And then Jasmine and Zach things are happening.
Speaker 3: I like Zach, well, Zach coming up for next week.
Speaker 1: Like it's like the girls' night gets heated and Kristin
Speaker 1: and Brittany are screaming at each other five minutes later, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love five minutes later, five minutes later. It's more
Speaker 1: dramatic than like two weeks prior, like five minutes later
Speaker 1: shows like shit escalated fast exactly. Zach is yelling at
Speaker 1: Michelle and Nia is crying. I want to know what Michelle,
Speaker 1: What can Michelle do within those five minutes that could
Speaker 1: make Zach so mad? Explain that that is intriguing.
Speaker 2: That's what I really need to know, because so far
Speaker 2: I've heard I counted. I think I've heard Michelle say
Speaker 2: eleven words and two episodes and show no emotion and
Speaker 2: show no emotion and kind of see seem confused that
Speaker 2: she's on a television show. So you think maybe Zach
Speaker 2: pinched Michelle's hipple.
Speaker 3: I don't think she. I don't think she would be mad.
Speaker 3: She'd be like, that's a hell a lot nicer than
Speaker 3: Jesse's been treating.
Speaker 1: Actually, I enjoyed that. Was that was nice physical touch.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you for some human touch. I haven't
Speaker 1: had that for how long have they been married?
Speaker 3: Five years? Too many years?
Speaker 1: But I also want to know, like if this is
Speaker 1: part of my own mental illness, why I feel the
Speaker 1: need to while I'm watching these episodes, go on to
Speaker 1: everybody's social media and look through their last like five
Speaker 1: years of.
Speaker 3: Life, Like I have never done that. What you are obsessed?
Speaker 3: It's just how I get.
Speaker 1: Like.
Speaker 2: Also, if you were, like randomly, if we were just
Speaker 2: out to having juice shots at Creation and we were
Speaker 2: not on camera of any sort, and you started telling
Speaker 2: me a story about your friend Amanda, I would go,
Speaker 2: I need a visual, like I need a visual of
Speaker 2: anyone that's ever spoken about now because I'm going to
Speaker 2: judge them. But if it's because I have to picture
Speaker 2: what every human being looks like in my head while
Speaker 2: I hear a store.
Speaker 3: Okay, I get that.
Speaker 1: Do you also do this anytime I get an address,
Speaker 1: I zillow it? Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure, I'm a Kain.
Speaker 1: Like if someone invites you to something at their house
Speaker 1: and they send their address, like I immediately zillow their house. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have to zillo. I need to see what this
Speaker 1: estimate is right, how much are they paying rents? How
Speaker 1: much did they buy this for? And how much have
Speaker 1: they made an income? Like?
Speaker 3: What is their income on it?
Speaker 2: What would Arianna pay if this was her mortgage?
Speaker 1: I mean, good for Ariana for buying a one point
Speaker 1: six million dollar house while she still owns another house.
Speaker 1: I know, But yet she's claiming she doesn't have much money.
Speaker 1: She doesn't have any money to pay you back stand
Speaker 1: the ball for half of the utilities and things.
Speaker 3: I guess I don't get it. It doesn't make sense.
Speaker 3: I don't get it either.
Speaker 2: But we are appreciative to this, and at some point
Speaker 2: before these seasons end, we need so my not not
Speaker 2: you brag that I have another human being that's helping me,
Speaker 2: as I talked about in the last episode. But Katie,
Speaker 2: my assistant guess what her other job is? Oh wait,
Speaker 2: you have an assistant too, and Matt and George what
Speaker 2: is going on?
Speaker 3: Message?
Speaker 1: So were there to our producers on this show? And
Speaker 1: I like how they're at your house turning your air
Speaker 1: on and off and handing you coffee. George is not
Speaker 1: the producer on the show, but he takes he does
Speaker 1: my paid posts and stuff.
Speaker 2: So right after this we got I got no team.
Speaker 2: There is nothing here. Well my point is, guess what
Speaker 2: Katie does? Does her other job? Katie my assistant? What
Speaker 2: her other job is?
Speaker 1: Oh? Sorry, I thought we were talking about vander Puff rules.
Speaker 1: I was like, Katie Maloney has another job. Another Katie
Speaker 1: she runs the social media at Jack's. She does yes
Speaker 1: at this restaurant. Well, so you not have like some
Speaker 1: inside information?
Speaker 2: Of course I do, but I can't rat her out.
Speaker 2: But she did say, She's like, why haven't you guys
Speaker 2: come to Jack's they have the screening parties.
Speaker 1: Well, we didn't get invited, did we were? She said,
Speaker 1: We're invited whenever we want.
Speaker 3: Well, I think we.
Speaker 2: Should do the podcast from Jacks. Oh I bet I
Speaker 2: could ask her. I bet we can have a Jack team.
Speaker 2: You can get it set.
Speaker 1: Off I could ask if we can do we want
Speaker 1: to interview Jack?
Speaker 3: Yes? So I want to hang out with Jack's Okay, So.
Speaker 2: Why don't we interview Jack's at Jack's prior to the
Speaker 2: screening party.
Speaker 3: Do they have food at Jack's It's like bar food. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know if they have Sloppy Joe though, I
Speaker 2: have been craving a Sloppy Joe ever since I heard
Speaker 2: of Sloppy Joe. Well, maybe we can uber eat something
Speaker 2: from something about her.
Speaker 3: It's a ghost kitchen, all
Speaker 1: Right, guys, thanks for tuning in and we'll talk to
Speaker 1: you so thank you.