Speaker 1: Listen, gentlemen, this is VNN News Live. We're here at
Speaker 1: the same location where a strange alien spacecraft landed just
Speaker 1: mere months ago. Now it appears that they have returned,
Speaker 1: and we are here live on location to see what
Speaker 1: this could be about. Let's check it out. Let's go
Speaker 1: live to the mics.
Speaker 2: Hello once again, humans of Earth. As you all know,
Speaker 2: it is Pride month, and thus we have returned.
Speaker 1: That they came back. They came back for Prime month.
Speaker 2: We have returned well to rescue the rest of the
Speaker 2: queer of sexuals that we could not fit on the
Speaker 2: ship before. You Earthlings seemingly have outlived your life expectancy
Speaker 2: on this planet, and for that we are proud.
Speaker 3: For you.
Speaker 4: Must be who you are, for your pride.
Speaker 2: Now I will begin naming names. If you hear your name,
Speaker 2: approach the ship and accept salvation and also your sexuality.
Speaker 4: The rapper B.
Speaker 5: D G.
Speaker 2: Get on the ship, also known as Doo Doo Garbage,
Speaker 2: Get on the ship. Meek Mill, get on the ship.
Speaker 2: Jose Canseco. I believe we said your name last time,
Speaker 2: but you were not in attendance.
Speaker 4: Must have been in a hole. Tyrese Haliburton.
Speaker 2: No one is going to miss you because no one
Speaker 2: cares about anything that happens in Indiana. Jenna or Tager,
Speaker 2: You're not fooling anyone, Honey, get on the ship.
Speaker 1: Damn.
Speaker 4: Another name that did not show up last time.
Speaker 2: The kid, Joel, the Kid, Marrow Martinez, Get on the ship,
Speaker 2: Woody Harrald.
Speaker 1: Excuse me?
Speaker 6: You said you said Jenny Ortega, yes, and then he
Speaker 6: said something I didn't hear, and then you said no.
Speaker 4: No, I said the kid, it's you. That's you again. Yes,
Speaker 4: get on the ship. It's Pride month.
Speaker 1: Get on the ship.
Speaker 5: But that's but the ship is for gay people. That's
Speaker 5: the gay people and their entire family. What about this
Speaker 5: is so hot?
Speaker 1: So I'm not I'm not. I'm not gay.
Speaker 2: So if you have other names to get to mister
Speaker 2: the please get on the ship.
Speaker 7: Being difficult, but I'm not.
Speaker 6: So the ship is for gay people. This is crazy
Speaker 6: because let me tell you something.
Speaker 7: Maybe he knows something you don't. I even thought about that.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, we have a record of.
Speaker 2: You smooching the homies that do Clinton I.
Speaker 7: Camera.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, that's crazy.
Speaker 4: Just get on the ship.
Speaker 1: Listen.
Speaker 2: Everyone knows women can experiment, men cannot wear a belt
Speaker 2: without it being gay.
Speaker 1: Wow, get on the ship, bro, Yo, I got my
Speaker 1: babies on. Yo.
Speaker 6: Listen, this is crazy because listen, you did this last time.
Speaker 6: You put my you forced me into a corner.
Speaker 5: We are running out of time, moving God, Come on man,
Speaker 5: gold Bird.
Speaker 1: Get whoop yo, whoop. You gotta go, you gotta go,
Speaker 1: you gotta go go.
Speaker 7: Hold on up.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to figure this ship out. I gotta
Speaker 1: go to the d V. I don't know.
Speaker 4: Oprah and Gail get enough. Get on the ship. Marleek,
Speaker 4: get on the ship. What what the hell are those bars?
Speaker 1: What the hell? What the hell?
Speaker 2: But little boozy badass, get on the ship. You know
Speaker 2: more about gay people than the entire globular library of Glasippenstein.
Speaker 1: Yo, Yo, listen, I got six minutes.
Speaker 6: Get on the ship, bro, but I just got you
Speaker 6: gotta tell people when I get on there, tell people
Speaker 6: on announcement and be like, Yo, Maryland is the only
Speaker 6: person on here that's not gay.
Speaker 4: I will tell them.
Speaker 6: Okay, thank you, I'm gonna get on. I'm gonna get
Speaker 6: on the ship. I'm not sitting in that chair.
Speaker 4: Excellent. Everyone is on the ship.
Speaker 2: Now we will be back and we have to listen
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Speaker 6: I can't.
Speaker 1: That chair, Gotta things sticking up. I can't sit in the.
Speaker 8: Legity like like.
Speaker 3: Ligit, Yo, what's up?
Speaker 1: What's it's about that time?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. It's strictly like you cowards.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. We are back, We have returns.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. We gave you more day off.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, hol hold we need more energy than that.
Speaker 1: What do we talk? What do we talk? You know
Speaker 1: what it was? I told you all, Mike is more
Speaker 1: of the weekend.
Speaker 7: So you know you're still half drunk.
Speaker 6: Still, you know what I'm saying, still feeling it, a
Speaker 6: little bit, still reeling.
Speaker 1: I'm forty, Bro. I keep trying to tell y'all that's
Speaker 1: what I drawns. Then I'm washed. I can't shotgun to
Speaker 1: white claws, bro and survive. Do you think Mohammad would
Speaker 1: be pleased with your decision? Listen to that? As an
Speaker 1: Asiatic black man.
Speaker 6: Brother, brother, Brother, I was surrounded by the Yakobians.
Speaker 1: Oh you know, yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying. Yo, listen what yo. All
Speaker 6: the white people like when I say that, I me
Speaker 6: like my age like forty something. You know, white people, bro,
Speaker 6: they don't. They love like doing weird shit with alcohol,
Speaker 6: like that's like their favorite ship.
Speaker 1: Like niggas won't just open up a bed like I
Speaker 1: don't drink this beer. Nah, bro, I'm gonna establish it
Speaker 1: with a key. Open Google, Google, Goo Google.
Speaker 6: I did that ship like four times when I was like, see,
Speaker 6: this is why we don't do this. This is why
Speaker 6: we don't do this, because now I want to fight.
Speaker 1: It's the closest they get to.
Speaker 5: Me, and this is a literal league game. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 5: yeah yeah. Oh so you're looking for anything to set
Speaker 5: you off. I'm like, yeah, what the what the fuck?
Speaker 5: Kind of trucks on the sad Yeah, you fucking.
Speaker 7: Bitch six years old? Whether fuck.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, you look like the wrisk, like you
Speaker 1: little fast ship? Oh my god? No, that just how
Speaker 1: was at your crip last night? Gopping your Mama's cool?
Speaker 1: That's what I got here. Fucking I'm just I'm just
Speaker 1: reading the names of the back of the jersey.
Speaker 5: Like, yeah, I bet your mouse is right. I know
Speaker 5: your mouse is racist. That's the only thing. An Italian
Speaker 5: and Italian Little League jersey is the only thing with
Speaker 5: more syllables on it than a hockey jersey.
Speaker 1: It is a fact. Bro, This sh is like grabbing ni.
Speaker 5: I'm like, God, damn nigga, that ship is costicly on. Whoa,
Speaker 5: it's a talented.
Speaker 1: Great Greek Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Yo, niggas been dumb ass Dave Like here he
Speaker 6: goes a step into the plate.
Speaker 1: Michael Polenta.
Speaker 7: The food, Michael Polenta. That sounds pretty cool, Michael Polent.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's politic, just European grits.
Speaker 1: Am I bugging?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 1: Kind of? Yeah, that's it's just balking grits? What it is?
Speaker 7: I know? I know something.
Speaker 1: Everything you trying to tell me, I'm dumb, yo.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you do know some stuff, thank you. You know
Speaker 7: like basketball stuff. You're really good at that.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 7: You know that stuff too, you know drug stuff.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 7: Come on, bro, you have stuff.
Speaker 1: You have to do the basketball thing. I'm though, you
Speaker 1: don't have to do that.
Speaker 7: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: You know? You know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 7: You don't.
Speaker 6: I don't.
Speaker 1: Wait what happened? Oh listen, this is a pretty actually yeah,
Speaker 1: wait what happened? All your herd. Wait, this is all
Speaker 1: your Mr. Hers pretty sensitive time.
Speaker 7: You know what I forgot?
Speaker 1: Oh for good.
Speaker 7: I didn't know, Bro, I didn't know. I just I
Speaker 7: walked outside. I didn't see the blue and orange on
Speaker 7: the on the on the New York City building, and
Speaker 7: I was like, yo, dam they took a l Let
Speaker 7: me let me call this bitch and see see if
Speaker 7: he's okay.
Speaker 1: Y I even shambles.
Speaker 6: I'm about to cry because I just it hasn't said
Speaker 6: in Yeah, yo, we got We got a Dominican basketball player.
Speaker 6: We had a very good point guard that was built
Speaker 6: like you know what I'm saying, a very strong, like
Speaker 6: Puerto Rican stud from like vice as you know what
Speaker 6: I'm saying with the.
Speaker 1: Braids, Oh my god, take your bitch, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. After your girl, after show, you get ran
Speaker 1: through that.
Speaker 6: Like they end up together. They a beautiful relationship. We
Speaker 6: had him as the league guard, Bro hero we got
Speaker 6: called the Omeo person. Now call Anthony Towns.
Speaker 1: Bro.
Speaker 6: We had a squad. We beat Boston that was like
Speaker 6: my championship was like, yo, fuck Boston, Bro. We beat
Speaker 6: these fucking lay Mass niggas. Then we lose the fucking Indiana. Bro, Indiana.
Speaker 6: Tell me a city in Indiana?
Speaker 1: Said exactly, Bro, exactly. I can't name a shingle.
Speaker 5: One, nobody can. Yo, y'all, Meryl's morphing into Joaquin. Noah,
Speaker 5: you ever been to Indiana? Is that somewhere you want
Speaker 5: to go? I've never heard Rainy said. Remember very early
Speaker 5: on in victory, like rain was like, Yo, I'm gonna
Speaker 5: go to Japan.
Speaker 1: I'm mad, hYP yo. This is gonna be fun.
Speaker 6: Imagine him saying that, but replaced Tokyo with Japan with
Speaker 6: fucking Pittsburgh.
Speaker 5: Listen, Ohio, Indiana. Ohio is fun. That's all I'm gonna say.
Speaker 1: Ohioho.
Speaker 6: I want the Why this guy's in a fucking white
Speaker 6: box studio with his fucking cock out.
Speaker 1: Doing content. Oh my god, enjoy life, God damn it.
Speaker 7: Don't worry man. You'll get him next year.
Speaker 6: Right, Yeah, that's yeah, yeah, but this is that that's
Speaker 6: the live song my little league team. I think I
Speaker 6: got smoked in the playoffs last night. Bro, man, Yo,
Speaker 6: we get him next year.
Speaker 1: Guys. This is a lot of improvement. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: This is the this is the price you pay for
Speaker 1: being a Knicks fan.
Speaker 5: That's why, like Yankee fans are such an assholes because
Speaker 5: you gotta, we gotta have something. And by we, I'm
Speaker 5: in New York City. I'm not a Yankee fan, and
Speaker 5: I'm I'm a good person. God yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7: I don't know about the Yankees, but I remember my
Speaker 7: dad always going against him because he said, no, they
Speaker 7: were they were racist against the Dominicans. And I don't
Speaker 7: know if it's true, but I'm gonna listen to my dad.
Speaker 1: I heard, I heard, I mean, I heard things, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: But it's the fan base, bro, It's the fan base,
Speaker 6: because the fan base consists of a lot of Yeah,
Speaker 6: it's like it's a toxic fan base. It's everybody Steyn Island.
Speaker 6: Like when you have when you go to the d
Speaker 6: n V is Steyn Island and you put your address
Speaker 6: to stein Island. You gotta put like Oregon Donut Yankee
Speaker 6: fan like you gotta. And that's the majority of the
Speaker 6: fan base. So it's a lot of dickhead niggas, you
Speaker 6: know what I'm saying, Like a lot of assholes. Like
Speaker 6: in the World Series, that whole shit that happened with
Speaker 6: Mookie Betts when he went up to go catch a
Speaker 6: ball and the two white boys grabbed his glove. That's
Speaker 6: the fan base in anough show. So that's why, like
Speaker 6: Rady says, like, everybody's like, Yo, fuck the Yankees, brou
Speaker 6: But what about me, Bro, Yo, I'm not like that.
Speaker 1: Bro. I don't be saying racist racism slurs.
Speaker 7: You know why racism slurs.
Speaker 1: I don't be sure feet, Yo, I don't be. I
Speaker 1: don't be.
Speaker 5: I don't be saying racial slurs at the cinema movies.
Speaker 5: I'm just play ball now. But that's but that's the
Speaker 5: price you pay. Like it's got to have a balance, Bro,
Speaker 5: Like the next man. Fuck, Yo, it's hard being a
Speaker 5: Knicks fan.
Speaker 1: Between the Knicks and Memorial Day, Bro was doing too much, Yo,
Speaker 1: I got too li. I'm surprised you won't take your
Speaker 1: own life. I was just playing the logic ship over
Speaker 1: and over here. I don't want to be alive.
Speaker 6: I just want to die to day every time they
Speaker 6: paying over to Jayleen Bresson looking man and flush swaying
Speaker 6: on the bench like Yo, by the way.
Speaker 1: Looking like a sad Yo, like a sad stud.
Speaker 5: Speaking of logic, Bro, he got on stream recently saying
Speaker 5: that the reason he hasn't killed himself is because he's
Speaker 5: known as the one eight hundred guy. And then and
Speaker 5: they would turn and they would turn him into a meme.
Speaker 5: He did say that, Yo, that's that I'm not gonna
Speaker 5: kill myself to spite Yo.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he said, I'm not because you're gonna You're gonna
Speaker 7: joke about me when I'm gone, Like yo, yeah, I
Speaker 7: mean you know you know what if that's what's gonna
Speaker 7: keep your hand, bro, I yeah, it will take your father.
Speaker 5: You gotta be you gotta be here for that's crazy
Speaker 5: that that's the reason, you know what I mean, Like, yeah,
Speaker 5: logic gotta take care of reason.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. It's logic reason if we
Speaker 1: will nuclear family.
Speaker 5: It's crazy that that wasn't the reason, he said. He
Speaker 5: did not say I got people that depend on me.
Speaker 5: He'd say, I need to be there. I gotta be
Speaker 5: show up as a father. He said, I don't want
Speaker 5: to be a meme.
Speaker 6: Is crazy work, bro, holy ship with like the acting
Speaker 6: just like yeah, like the song in the back, I.
Speaker 7: Mean I get it, bro yees yees seeing the dude
Speaker 7: who was jerking off and the drive through. Ye, it's
Speaker 7: like that's a millennial fear, bro sow you dying and
Speaker 7: it's like, now you're a fucking joke.
Speaker 6: Yo. That is that's crazy that they should make a
Speaker 6: new This is like a sidebar, but they should make
Speaker 6: a final destination for like millennials where you just die
Speaker 6: in like the most cringe way possible and you're becoming meme,
Speaker 6: you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Like, it's not like yo, the elevator shift and I
Speaker 1: got crushed.
Speaker 6: It was just like yo, Like I was doing my
Speaker 6: MPC ship on TikTok and I got hit by the twelve.
Speaker 5: Bus Like like yo, I gooned too long and came
Speaker 5: backwards and it.
Speaker 1: Brain stamp.
Speaker 5: And shot out on the top of my head like
Speaker 5: a volcano like a coumkano.
Speaker 1: Just brain matter. The evidence photos is you like.
Speaker 6: This bruh fucking Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt walking in Legacy.
Speaker 1: He's the so fuck ended up doing it too long.
Speaker 1: This one fortunate.
Speaker 5: This is sick Brad Pitt at the scene of the crime,
Speaker 5: eating a bagel for some reason.
Speaker 1: It's just sick, bro. Yeah, it's sick, dude. This guy's cooning.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, why would you do that?
Speaker 5: Why would you Why would anybody do something like that.
Speaker 1: It does make sense, man, makes plenty.
Speaker 5: Of shake world we live in.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's nasty, y'all imaginations. Actually, well you specifically you're sick. Yes,
Speaker 7: why would you come back into yourself and then the
Speaker 7: load shoots to your stout ship if you.
Speaker 6: Don't come out like you don't break the skin and
Speaker 6: you just got a big ass not.
Speaker 7: Yeah, just trying to get out holy ship.
Speaker 1: Bro.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: They do the autopsy and they go.
Speaker 6: God damn doctors like, oh yeah.
Speaker 5: Nah, she's only looking like Maya. I think about that
Speaker 5: clip yo, the way she yo, the way she reacted though.
Speaker 1: You see that clip of Maya.
Speaker 6: She was squeezing something and that she just said like
Speaker 6: and it just went like you know, money shot and
Speaker 6: she's just like she was like, yeah, I like that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, got somers from a freaking horse. Listen, man.
Speaker 1: So, like I said, more of the niggas did too much.
Speaker 1: Nick's laws, I lost my mind, you know. And but
Speaker 1: we're here now, you know, and it's a beautiful day.
Speaker 6: But I feel like thematically everybody's doing too much, you
Speaker 6: know what I'm saying in various different ways, Like you
Speaker 6: was talking about this fucking guy in Turkey not get here, nah,
Speaker 6: he they.
Speaker 7: Don't let him. They don't let him. He don't deserve it.
Speaker 7: He's the only one who gets denied.
Speaker 1: So this dude in Turkey got so lit.
Speaker 7: Yeah, there was a dude in Turkey who got so
Speaker 7: fucked up. He went missing and his family and friends
Speaker 7: sent out a fucking search party to find him. This
Speaker 7: bitch woke up still drunk and started looking for himself.
Speaker 7: He woke up to motherfucker's looking for somebody. He was like, oh, ship,
Speaker 7: let me just let me, let me help looking for
Speaker 7: and then somebody yelled out to him and he was
Speaker 7: like yo, and he was like yo, what's up? Like
Speaker 7: what you call it? He's like, motherfucker you the one
Speaker 7: were looking for, you the what we're looking for.
Speaker 6: Didn't you wind me the job? He's like, yo, cranks,
Speaker 6: do some ship from you that help you? Try to
Speaker 6: He's like intelligence.
Speaker 8: Legitly, like.
Speaker 1: Liqu what's the.
Speaker 7: Dumbest ship you've ever done? While drunk?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 9: Bro?
Speaker 6: So Like I, like I've said before, like I'd be
Speaker 6: wanting to fly close to the sun just to see
Speaker 6: what it feels like, because I haven't had that experience
Speaker 6: since like high school of being.
Speaker 1: Like Yo, yeah, Yo, I'm yo, I'm flying right. WHOA
Speaker 1: what is going on?
Speaker 6: Especially with alcohol? Like I've been drinking, I'm drinking. I'm
Speaker 6: drinking every time. I've been drinking for so long that
Speaker 6: I haven't drunk in a long time. Like I'm like now,
Speaker 6: I'm like mostly a smoker. But when I was drinking, boy,
Speaker 6: we was not drinking nothing like him in a glass bottle.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: The titles of the of the liquors that we was
Speaker 6: drinking usually was like multiple words like wild, irish rose.
Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying, Like Yo, sad, depression, whiskey.
Speaker 5: Merrow was on the block drinking, Crazy Stallion. He was
Speaker 5: on the block drinking, drinking crackhead Arizona, Bro, you got me.
Speaker 1: He was playing green Apple.
Speaker 5: Ian Je inside Crazy Stallion.
Speaker 1: That's what happened, yo, that's yo. I cracked.
Speaker 5: I cracked the code. Speaking of drinking, I cracked the
Speaker 5: code to original formula four local. That's all it was, right,
Speaker 5: That's all there we go. It was a red bull,
Speaker 5: a Crazy Stallion and some ian j bro.
Speaker 7: Yep, bro, what's the difference between I and J and
Speaker 7: Robin alcohol Chernobyl.
Speaker 6: Yes, that's it's just the level of like the level
Speaker 6: of the Geiger counter. If you get next to the
Speaker 6: please return to the mission area.
Speaker 7: I think the dumbest ship I ever did while drunk
Speaker 7: is one time I was in the club and they
Speaker 7: I didn't like the song that was playing, so I
Speaker 7: went on my phone to change it. By the turn.
Speaker 7: By the fucking third time I clicked next, I'm like, yo,
Speaker 7: I'm pissed off, and I'm like I look up. I'm
Speaker 7: like yo, Now I gotta get the funk out of here.
Speaker 7: I gotta go home, Bro, I gotta get out of here.
Speaker 6: Bro.
Speaker 5: Yeah. I think the dumbest ship I ever did was
Speaker 5: probably oh okay, so uh, I was really fucked up
Speaker 5: in the crib and I didn't want it. Was mad
Speaker 5: late and I was tired, but I didn't want alcohol
Speaker 5: to be the last thing I consumed before bed. So
Speaker 5: I made myself some tea, you know, like some noncaffeinated
Speaker 5: little oh.
Speaker 6: I said, okay, when you said that, we you said
Speaker 6: I don't want drinking and be the last thing I do.
Speaker 1: I was like this, think about the smoke crack.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, why is that way in your mind.
Speaker 7: So I thought he was gonna make himself a slack.
Speaker 5: I said, no, I didn't want alcohol to be the
Speaker 5: last thing. So I took off my belt and Jesus
Speaker 5: but like, uh, but so I made myself some tea,
Speaker 5: right like, just to have something else. Uh, And I, uh,
Speaker 5: I grabbed. I grabbed the wrong honey, not the honey
Speaker 5: pack Yeah, I grabbed. Yeah, I grabbed the wrong honey
Speaker 5: because you know what I like to do.
Speaker 1: I like to I don't know.
Speaker 5: I feel like when you use the bottle of honey,
Speaker 5: you get that fucking trail off, the sticky, disgusting. So
Speaker 5: I begin I'm beginning the honey like packets from the
Speaker 5: Chicken Spot one of those guys. Yeah, I have a
Speaker 5: zip lock bag full of sauces, bro smart so but
Speaker 5: it wasn't in my fridge. So like, I go in
Speaker 5: the cabinet. The honey, the freak bull honey was right
Speaker 5: next to the regular honey, and I was like, ship man,
Speaker 5: I feel like ship soy fucking I grab it.
Speaker 1: I opened it.
Speaker 5: Bro Yo, Why I woke up five thirty in the morning,
Speaker 5: I couldn't pee, Yeah, I couldn't.
Speaker 1: He's just like, yo, why am I paying like I
Speaker 1: was up all night having sex? No, bro, I was
Speaker 1: so yo, never mind breacked up?
Speaker 7: Does it hurt?
Speaker 1: H Well, yeah, yo?
Speaker 3: You know so.
Speaker 6: That was a good question because I feel like like
Speaker 6: there's a lot of like situations where women experience like
Speaker 6: levels of pain and y'all try to tell us.
Speaker 1: Like, Yo, this is what it would feel like. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like punch yourself in the dick. Do this like your
Speaker 1: eye on fire.
Speaker 6: So if you want to know what that feels like,
Speaker 6: it just if you grab your wrist and you squeeze
Speaker 6: it as hard as you can, and then you just
Speaker 6: start pumping your fist like that so that it just
Speaker 6: gets like you see the veins coming out in my hand.
Speaker 1: That's what it feels like. Bro.
Speaker 6: It's when you overinflate a balloon and this shit is
Speaker 6: about the pop. Oh, yeah, that's what feels like.
Speaker 5: So I was already I was already asleep by the
Speaker 5: time that I was bricked up. So I don't know
Speaker 5: if he lasted more than four hours.
Speaker 1: I have no idea. He just does like you could
Speaker 1: to roll over. Yeah, I just knew it felt like
Speaker 1: I was pull vaulting in my I was I had
Speaker 1: a dream I was at the Olympics. I had a
Speaker 1: dream I was at the Olympics. Bro, some time I
Speaker 1: rolled over.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, I had a dream I was a drado.
Speaker 1: Yo. Yeah. So that's probably the silliest ship that's ever
Speaker 1: happened to me. I've done ship, bro. I remember one
Speaker 1: time I just got lost. Like it was just a
Speaker 1: bunch of motherfuckers. This is like O. J. Day's.
Speaker 6: It was like pretty uber, like Yo, cool, fucking people's choice, Bro, cool, mama, due,
Speaker 6: y'all let the smoke weed in the car. We all
Speaker 6: jump in the fucking expedition and ship. This was like
Speaker 6: one of the many times we did this and were
Speaker 6: just drinking on the way down to the city to
Speaker 6: like cause mischief.
Speaker 1: Bro.
Speaker 6: I drank so much in the car that when we
Speaker 6: got out, I just started walking and my brother was
Speaker 6: with me. Shot to Tito that nigga.
Speaker 1: I just kept hearing, like you know when you hear somebody,
Speaker 1: these boys getting further and further away. Yeah, I just
Speaker 1: kept hearing, Yo, where are you going? Where you.
Speaker 9: Yo?
Speaker 1: Where are you going? I'm like, and I'm just like
Speaker 1: walking in a straight line, bro, And then.
Speaker 6: Like I come to my senses, I sit down on
Speaker 6: some steps and then I just started hitting motherfuckers on the.
Speaker 9: Chirp like YO, where y'all lit. They're like, yo, over here.
Speaker 9: I'm like, y'all, I don't know where that is. They're like, YO,
Speaker 9: just fucking just walk two blocks and make a laugh.
Speaker 9: I'm like, y'all gotta go get me, Like y'all gotta
Speaker 9: go get me, like like on the Ridge.
Speaker 1: Of Tears, Bro, I was like dog, I was like,
Speaker 1: I want to get that drunk again. I've never been
Speaker 1: that drunk.
Speaker 6: And another time I was in a car with an
Speaker 6: extra d in mine and I was like, Yo, I
Speaker 6: want to go. I was like, yo, I'd never been
Speaker 6: to Denny's before. M hmm, I never been to Denny's before.
Speaker 6: I want to go to Denny's. Take me to Denny's.
Speaker 6: And she was like, now you fucked up, Bro, you
Speaker 6: wow fucked up? Like I'm just taking you back to
Speaker 6: the spot.
Speaker 1: You're going home.
Speaker 6: Take me to fucking Denny's, Nigga, take me to tennis
Speaker 6: right now, Bro, I started fighting the dashboard.
Speaker 1: I said, a.
Speaker 6: Fucking bunch of the dashbok man, take me to tennis. Bro,
Speaker 6: I do not remember that now you throwing the whole
Speaker 6: tantrum tantrum.
Speaker 1: Bro, and then go and then I know, I just
Speaker 1: know she caught the egg bro immediate.
Speaker 7: I just know she was like, you're doing s, bitch,
Speaker 7: one eggs cheese eggs. You drunk bitch, drunk asshole.
Speaker 1: And then I do. I don't remember the meal. I
Speaker 1: just don't remember.
Speaker 6: And the next day it was just like, yo, you
Speaker 6: a piece of ship fucking no you. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 6: you're welcome. Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 9: Now.
Speaker 1: I have nothing to hide.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know what I'm saying, Uh, speaking of niggas
Speaker 6: that have something to hide, that's actually a hidden it's lost.
Speaker 6: James Howels shot the list. Goddamn it should be coming
Speaker 6: with some thirty yard bomb. It's like lost a hard
Speaker 6: drive worth nine hundred million in bitcoin. He's been trying
Speaker 6: to find this shit for a minute now.
Speaker 1: Yeah you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: It's uh it's been a while and uh now he's
Speaker 6: trying to just like buy land fills and like final.
Speaker 6: But in my mind, I'm like, bro, this is computers.
Speaker 6: Don't computers have like ear tags and shit like you
Speaker 6: kids just be like, yo, find my herd drive.
Speaker 7: Nope, And that motherfucker been looking for it for years
Speaker 7: and now this is like his last resort. His last
Speaker 7: resort is, yo, buy I know that I threw it out.
Speaker 7: It gotta be here, and you know how pissed off
Speaker 7: I would be, bro. He said that he basically threw
Speaker 7: it out as he was just like cleaning his apartment
Speaker 7: and just like you know, he just threw it out
Speaker 7: like if it was some miscellaneous shit.
Speaker 1: I'd be mad when I do that shit with like
Speaker 1: a sock.
Speaker 7: Yes, that's what I'm saying. Like you imagine I would
Speaker 7: not be able to take a loss that big. Bro,
Speaker 7: I've lost one hundred dollars and I'm like, damn right.
Speaker 1: Shit, what do we do it? In the doc you
Speaker 1: did mention that he's buying the junkyard.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he's trying to buy by his junk y.
Speaker 2: Yo.
Speaker 5: That's insane, bro, that's the TV show. Yeah, like I
Speaker 5: believe we bought a zoo, we bought a jonk Yard.
Speaker 5: You can make the nine hundred mil back. Just shoot
Speaker 5: a season of VAT Like what I would watch the
Speaker 5: fuck out of that next season?
Speaker 3: Yo?
Speaker 7: Can you imagine losing something that valuable?
Speaker 9: Yo?
Speaker 7: And it's a little fucking piece like this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so yo, yeah, yeah, I think, oh oh, you
Speaker 1: can't wait what happened.
Speaker 6: Because you said, like, what's the dumbest what's the dumbest
Speaker 6: shit that you lost? Like like, Buddy, Yo, I don't
Speaker 6: even know how this happened.
Speaker 7: Bro.
Speaker 6: I remember I was in my office. I was doing
Speaker 6: like something like some live zoom ship whatever, y'all. I
Speaker 6: was so tired by the end of that ship that
Speaker 6: I was just like yo, like I fell sleep with
Speaker 6: my chair. I almost a sleepwalk yo, because I went
Speaker 6: up and I got into like a couch. But I
Speaker 6: took all my jewelry off chains, all that ship, bracelet whatever,
Speaker 6: put that ship somewhere.
Speaker 1: Somewhere. It's still nowhere to be found.
Speaker 6: Bro.
Speaker 1: So disappeared off the fucking face of the earth. Bat
Speaker 1: like forty bands.
Speaker 9: Bro.
Speaker 1: I was like yo. I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: I was like yo, yo, yoh yah, yeah, wait wait
Speaker 1: wait wait yeah, Petty get on crazy Bro. And then
Speaker 1: it was just like oh Yo, it's in short, you're okay.
Speaker 1: It's in short you're okay.
Speaker 6: But in my mind, Bro, I was blaming niggas. I
Speaker 6: was like, Yo, it's a cleaning. People came and stole
Speaker 6: that ship. I might fuck hound to clean my garage.
Speaker 6: Bro fine Jans.
Speaker 7: Yeah, oh that's fucked up. But I can't blame you.
Speaker 7: I'm like that too. I'm the kind of bitch. If
Speaker 7: I don't see something right away, I'm like, which, what?
Speaker 1: Who?
Speaker 7: I'm traumatized. I'm sorry, I'm traumatized. I used to go
Speaker 7: to d R and get my ship stolen all the time. God,
Speaker 7: I'll never forget what time I went to d R
Speaker 7: as a fucking child. I was probably like twelve or thirteen.
Speaker 7: I had this fire your fucking iPod, bro O, pink iPod.
Speaker 7: It was like me, yeah, it was the Mini Joy
Speaker 7: and it was topic and guess what that bitch was
Speaker 7: motherfucking loaded. That ship had all of my favorite songs
Speaker 7: of all time. I take that ship to d R.
Speaker 7: I put it under our bed. We come back. We
Speaker 7: had like a big family reunion. Everybody pulled up, come back,
Speaker 7: nowhere to be found. They took my iPod and they
Speaker 7: took my sisters. I think it was like a GS
Speaker 7: a G five. Remember they stole both of them ships
Speaker 7: from us, and bro we made a big ass d
Speaker 7: I was like, yo, like this is insane. Six months later,
Speaker 7: I'm in Brooklyn, motherfucking New York. Guess what arrives at
Speaker 7: my house if not my iPod? But in Spanish, they
Speaker 7: couldn't they couldn't figure out the setting, so they so
Speaker 7: they basically was like, yo, just send it back to her.
Speaker 1: Wild bro.
Speaker 7: So yo, I tell you, I don't been through some ship.
Speaker 7: So whenever I see something and I'm like, yo, I
Speaker 7: just I just put this right here a medium, I'm like,
Speaker 7: you you got my eyes, motherfucking you got you got
Speaker 7: the fucking eyes of a bitch who's steal and then
Speaker 7: you help people look for it.
Speaker 5: Buck, that's crazy because well Lizabelle literally watched your.
Speaker 7: Point at me. Yo, I'm this is the first person
Speaker 7: I felt.
Speaker 5: Like fifty just now she said, she said, fuck my cousin,
Speaker 5: fuck eedies, fuck Andy.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what is the fuck me for? God?
Speaker 5: Now I think, uh, sorry, I got to resist doing
Speaker 5: the Theovonne voice when when I say this, But uh, now,
Speaker 5: probably this is the main reason why I don't gamble,
Speaker 5: because the dumbest money I ever lost was not nothing crazy, right,
Speaker 5: it was nothing worth crazy. But uh, when I was
Speaker 5: like seventeen, I fell for the Fordham Road crate gamblers.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, Bro, I fell from one of
Speaker 1: them crate wizards.
Speaker 5: Man, I fell for it. I felt for one of
Speaker 5: them crate wizards. I remember, I was like seventeen. I
Speaker 5: just got my first check from this summer job by
Speaker 5: changing raccoon diapers at the animal shelter.
Speaker 1: Just you know, Bro, it's so crazy. It's like my past,
Speaker 1: the great Wizards.
Speaker 5: Man, that's what I called it. Ever since then, and
Speaker 5: ever since then, Bro completely turned off the gambling.
Speaker 7: Bro. See, all it takes is one loss.
Speaker 6: All it takes is one loss, Bro, And that's why
Speaker 6: you need degenerate, not just follows in the home, degenerate
Speaker 6: fathers in the home.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, because my past.
Speaker 7: Is a d G.
Speaker 1: And he was deciding no.
Speaker 6: So that's when I yeah, you see you see here
Speaker 6: right here, the crack here right here, he's gonna he's
Speaker 6: gonna wing.
Speaker 1: He gonna wing made all. You see what I'm he's.
Speaker 5: Gonna wing because they working together. The hang dang, when
Speaker 5: they're taking your money, they're gonna go com proper.
Speaker 1: They're gonna for when that's cracks just went out.
Speaker 7: I was gonna say that. You asked your dad, like,
Speaker 7: how do you know that they yeah, get that you tricked,
Speaker 7: you trick the motherfuckers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that was the first. Fucking uh what was
Speaker 1: this your call? You should be here? That was the
Speaker 1: That was the first I was gonna say. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was That was four x back in the day.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 6: You know, if you get one pizza box and you
Speaker 6: get two more pizza boxes and six balls, and you
Speaker 6: get two people under you, you give this man one
Speaker 6: pizza box and three balls and this one one pizza
Speaker 6: box and three balls, and they then find two more
Speaker 6: pizza boxes and six more balls a piece. And that's
Speaker 6: how you build generational wealth.
Speaker 9: Right.
Speaker 5: Also, I love how they don't let you leave if
Speaker 5: you win, like maybe, like you gotta play again?
Speaker 1: Come on double? Don't you just want two hundred? And
Speaker 1: you don't go You're on a wrong pine. Don't go.
Speaker 1: Let's I'm out you look, I'm gonna match it. What
Speaker 1: how do you how how are you gonna do that?
Speaker 1: I just saw you lose four in a row. What'd
Speaker 1: you got through? You got three hundred?
Speaker 3: What the fuck?
Speaker 1: And it don't be three hund be like three and
Speaker 1: a half dollars.
Speaker 6: Yeah, which, by the way, as an unk, one of
Speaker 6: my favorite musical songs is don't you see that track? Yeah,
Speaker 6: try Try, We're gonna do that victory like remix, but
Speaker 6: we're gonna call.
Speaker 2: It Cray Cry, Cry about that cry my crack, come home,
Speaker 2: crack crack cry.
Speaker 1: To this day, I have no idea, what the fu?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and then on a mini disc that's how
Speaker 1: fucking watch that? Am bro? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: What you don't lose when you lose money, it's time,
Speaker 6: and time is the most precious gift that we have,
Speaker 6: especially time with our children. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 6: You're dad. You know what I'm saying. I'm a dad,
Speaker 6: you're a mom. Too many dumb bitches out there, you
Speaker 6: know what I'm saying, the guidance and dumb and little
Speaker 6: niggas too, Like it's not gender neutral.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, yeah, rephrase that. I would say, I'm a cousin.
Speaker 7: I'm basically raising. Yeah, I'm a wealthy, I'm a wildy.
Speaker 7: I'll be at school, ship, I'll be at school. I'll
Speaker 7: be getting phone calls and ship. Fuck ass kids not
Speaker 7: even fucking minds.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I clicked that dumb nail. I'll be like, wow, wow,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, twenty eight minutes.
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 1: Twenty twenty eight minutes? Let me skip to about fourteen
Speaker 1: and a half.
Speaker 7: Damn bro, we can't have nothing nice on the show.
Speaker 6: Yo. Uh Alex Cora, who I hate his guts, you
Speaker 6: know what I'm saying. But this is this is a
Speaker 6: noble thing they did. He's a Red Sox manager.
Speaker 1: For for y'all, I don't know. Alex Cora is the
Speaker 1: manager of the Red Sox.
Speaker 6: They are a major League Baseball team, and he got
Speaker 6: mad he from the press and the media ship for
Speaker 6: missing a game against the Mets.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Uh, it's all about the Mets, baby.
Speaker 1: It's about the Mets. Baby. It's not about one. So
Speaker 1: it's not about Jeffan Neil told about the Mets. Uh
Speaker 1: to you miss the game to attend his daughter's graduation?
Speaker 9: What?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Bro?
Speaker 1: Like what like?
Speaker 7: What like?
Speaker 6: First of all, for me, I'm like, yo, funk out
Speaker 6: of here. That doesn't make any sense at all. First
Speaker 6: of all, she graduated from college. College graduation. Yeah, it's
Speaker 6: not like preschool, moving on, ceremony, whatever the fun they
Speaker 6: call it. It's a college graduation. She's graduated from Boston College,
Speaker 6: which is in Boston, so.
Speaker 7: He's the manager. He's not in the game, he's not playing,
Speaker 7: Like I can't believe that. They kept questioning him, questioning
Speaker 7: him about it. He's like confused, like like what it's
Speaker 7: my daughter.
Speaker 6: There's four other old Puerto Rican men in here that
Speaker 6: can do the job I'm doing right now into Dominican
Speaker 6: dudes like the like they got it, doesn't They assistant managers.
Speaker 7: For it, But it goes to show what they prioritize.
Speaker 7: He obviously prioritizes his family. He's just like, Yo, this
Speaker 7: shit is fun, it's cool. Yeah, but this is what's important, right.
Speaker 7: You know you can't miss you can't miss shit like that.
Speaker 1: Bro, Noah, you can't. Cause listen, there's one hundred and
Speaker 1: sixty two games in the baseball season, right.
Speaker 5: I was gonna say, yeah, I'm not missing my kids
Speaker 5: graduation for some shit I do one hundred and sixty
Speaker 5: two times. Like, please listen, anybody that had a problem
Speaker 5: with this, how about you getting a car and leave
Speaker 5: the pack all right, Yeah, get out of here, go
Speaker 5: back to your fucking apartment. Yeah, go back to your
Speaker 5: fucking apartment in SOUTHI Yeah, all right, and go start
Speaker 5: a family with Katrina and them, go fight Kit.
Speaker 7: And be fucking present with the family you finished start.
Speaker 7: I'm pretty sure there's a few parents that was like,
Speaker 7: all right, bro, you could you could just go to
Speaker 7: the next one. You could just do the next one.
Speaker 7: Oh you know, but if you've ever been a child,
Speaker 7: you know how important those things are to you, and
Speaker 7: how important it is to have the people who are
Speaker 7: important to you. Guess what, bitch, why am I talking
Speaker 7: to him like that?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 7: My God? To him specifically, it's like, bro, in forty years,
Speaker 7: God forbid the guy moriendo say, right when he's on
Speaker 7: his back, are the fans gonna be around him? Are
Speaker 7: the fans gonna be the one feeding him soup?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: No, it's gonna be his children, It's gonna be his
Speaker 7: wife exactly. So fuck you, fuck your games. Did they
Speaker 7: want to lose?
Speaker 1: I hope they lost?
Speaker 7: Yeah, me too, No, I hope they would because it
Speaker 7: just goes to show the motherfucker didn't have to be president.
Speaker 9: To do that.
Speaker 5: Also, that's the only time anybody has ever cared what
Speaker 5: a baseball manager has done. Right, I can't tell you
Speaker 5: the last thing the Mets manager did, Like, why right, now,
Speaker 5: what are we doing.
Speaker 6: This as a as a degenerates sports guy. The last
Speaker 6: two times a manager ever did anything of note was
Speaker 6: Mets manager Terry Collins on a hot mic, going crazy
Speaker 6: on the umpire, being.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, what the fuck this the ball shit? You
Speaker 1: gotta give us a shot here, Joey, you got it
Speaker 1: there there he was. He went like like al Capone
Speaker 1: trait s passed out.
Speaker 6: The other time was when Recipes Don Zimmer dared to
Speaker 6: charge the mound against Pedro Mantinez, and Pedro hit him
Speaker 6: with the fucking the matador, like yo, get the fuck
Speaker 6: out of here, bro, and just hit him with the
Speaker 6: head roll.
Speaker 1: That's the last time. Too bad, I just did anything
Speaker 1: of note. Nobody cares about that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and even and even Merrow explaining that just now,
Speaker 5: I didn't give a fuck what he was saying. Yeah,
Speaker 5: you know what I'm saying. Managers get up to They
Speaker 5: just be sitting there like in a uniform, but fat
Speaker 5: like like like old like old fat man like just.
Speaker 8: There like yeah, I was legitary, like like I was legitary,
Speaker 8: like like.
Speaker 5: Yo, I just cracked the code. Matter of fact, it's yo, damn,
Speaker 5: it might be tenfoil fitted time for real, bro, Bro.
Speaker 5: It might be ten foil fitted time.
Speaker 1: I may not.
Speaker 5: I may not have it on my head physically, but
Speaker 5: it's a state of mind. Understand wh I'm telling you
Speaker 5: to timfoil fit. It never leaves you, never leaves your mind,
Speaker 5: you know what I'm saying. But I think that there's
Speaker 5: not really a whole lot of difference between like nerds
Speaker 5: and sports fans. Oh, despite nerds historically being bullied by
Speaker 5: sports fans. And I will tell you why sports fans
Speaker 5: can get away with it. It's because sportscasters do all
Speaker 5: the heavy lifting and they have cool voices. Oh yeah,
Speaker 5: you know what I'm saying, Because look, me explaining some nerdy.
Speaker 2: Shit is like, uh, the last time Spider Man was
Speaker 2: featured in was actually the first appearance of Black Suit
Speaker 2: spider Man was actually in the nineteen nineties comic book
Speaker 2: written by you know what I'm saying, But.
Speaker 5: You switch that up and you go, you know, Actually,
Speaker 5: the first appearance of Spider Man was actually in the
Speaker 5: nineteen sixty six Marvel first Big issue, one of the
Speaker 5: first of its kind. Actually, actually Ron that's a special
Speaker 5: occasion because stan Lee showed up nude to the premiere
Speaker 5: of that comic, Right, I remember that like it was
Speaker 5: yesterday chat unbelievable stuff.
Speaker 1: So that's my tenfoil fitted theory.
Speaker 5: Man, I'm telling you sports fans can only get away
Speaker 5: with that ship because all those stats are said by.
Speaker 1: Cool voiced guys.
Speaker 7: I agree, bro, Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 6: Liz Bell smoke four eighth's last week for a personal best, dude, That's.
Speaker 7: What I'm saying.
Speaker 5: So now flipping around, imagine the nerdy voice, but the
Speaker 5: whole mix game.
Speaker 1: The Brunson brings the ball up and passes it into
Speaker 1: the post of Carl Anthony Towns. Carl Ay has the
Speaker 1: spid move to the loses the ball. The pain, Oh
Speaker 1: my goodness, the other right to have with the ball?
Speaker 1: Tyre is Holibrats pulling up for a three parter.
Speaker 2: No good if I beg got it, No good if
Speaker 2: I got Neither of these teams were beating the Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: he thunder. Let's wait, let's just let's just let's just
Speaker 2: let's take care, all right, shake Gilgess. Alexander is just
Speaker 2: a tremendous example of the athlete that you think when
Speaker 2: you look at him, you incited yourself.
Speaker 7: This guy is a fouber.
Speaker 6: But then you watch this game and you understand the
Speaker 6: fluidity and the knowhow and the footwork and everything just
Speaker 6: works tremendously great.
Speaker 1: Also, yay, did you now hold on? Wait wait wait,
Speaker 1: okay more Jewish less Cosby.
Speaker 5: It was getting a little too Cosby. It was getting
Speaker 5: a little too But that's what I'm saying. Bro, Listen,
Speaker 5: if sportscasters had that voice, nobody would watch sports.
Speaker 1: Yeah you know yo, Yeah that's true. Nicolode Gotta try that.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Say did the SpongeBob super Bowl? Now,
Speaker 1: do like a nerdy version of that and see what happens.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: Make Tragueman sound like fucking Myron turn turn that into
Speaker 6: the bubble ball. So Coorra missed the game for his
Speaker 6: daughter's graduation. What is something that you are like?
Speaker 1: Yo, fucking kids, bro, I'm going I'm honest. I was
Speaker 1: about to say. I was like, I know, don't lie,
Speaker 1: don't look at.
Speaker 7: Me, and I do it for them. I do it
Speaker 7: for the nosebleeds. Actually, if you if you got me
Speaker 7: a good seat in the parking lot, I do it.
Speaker 7: Don't don't care, don't care, I don't care.
Speaker 1: What's something that I'm like, damn, I don't ship. I
Speaker 1: don't even know. It's harder for.
Speaker 7: Him because you actually got kids for me. They don't.
Speaker 1: I got on deck. You want the answer?
Speaker 5: What's yours? Anything like? It was like two for five
Speaker 5: at the supermarket, like yo, he said every day he said,
Speaker 5: the Auntie Ann's pretzels is three.
Speaker 7: Miss that yo, you don't get you get married sis, Like,
Speaker 7: let's let's be serious.
Speaker 10: You have come on, you might get the ones that
Speaker 10: you married to. Get who kids like yo? I don't
Speaker 10: even like this nig man. Come on, you want me
Speaker 10: to sit up there and give a speech. My daughter,
Speaker 10: turn on the water works, man, cut it out.
Speaker 6: Let me tell you so they got free eighths when
Speaker 6: you buy a quot ounce at Rise Patterson.
Speaker 7: As a daughter, I would be like, you got.
Speaker 1: Get designed. Donna just graduated from school for.
Speaker 7: Graduation.
Speaker 1: It doesn't make sense.
Speaker 5: And I pull up with the pactice she designed. It's
Speaker 5: just man ps, two cases, just man bud and all
Speaker 5: of them like my daughter, I don't know, Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't got I don't gotta answer.
Speaker 7: Miss nasty be miss being nasty invited you out. I
Speaker 7: don't know. I don't know what about the other shorty Kamakazi,
Speaker 7: come easy because let me hit you up. And she
Speaker 7: was like, Yo, what's up, Rainy? I got two tickets
Speaker 7: to Tokyo.
Speaker 1: She already has it. Ain't it, an't line up correctly,
Speaker 1: ain't work.
Speaker 5: Out trying, which is no, which is precisely the reason
Speaker 5: we didn't hang out. Like she was in New York
Speaker 5: and she was like, yo, like what's good? And I'm like, damn,
Speaker 5: I got the kids this week.
Speaker 7: My fault like no, lie rady next time that haven't
Speaker 7: broke called me. I'm a fire baby sitter. Bro we
Speaker 7: got we need you there, bro.
Speaker 5: Yo, health move it is and it's also prid month
Speaker 5: and I was gonna get you some balloons, you know,
Speaker 5: with a rainbow woe because you gay and stuff.
Speaker 6: I keep saying that, Oh my god, yo, so okay,
Speaker 6: So there's that there's nothing that you would forego.
Speaker 1: I don't know man trying, you know, yo? Ay?
Speaker 5: You know what if I, like, if I like won
Speaker 5: a Grammy or something and then like they had like
Speaker 5: some weird like no kids rule, then I'd be like, y'all, hey, listen,
Speaker 5: leave the windows cracked don't open this door for everybody.
Speaker 5: All right, I'm gonna beat in there for about four, five, six, seven,
Speaker 5: maybe eight out who knows. All right, listen, I got
Speaker 5: your listen, I got your waters right here, got your
Speaker 5: little juices.
Speaker 1: Here's the biggest bag of the phone. Not gonna be
Speaker 1: on So Godric, you the man of the car for
Speaker 1: the night.
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, give me ten. And he's a serious ass
Speaker 6: kid too, like yo TMZ dot com. Yeah yeah, just
Speaker 6: keep you refreshing this. Yeah yeah, if you see me
Speaker 6: on there, this happens.
Speaker 5: And then I want you to and then and then, Godric,
Speaker 5: you remember how to You remember how Daddy told you
Speaker 5: how to take a screen shot? Right, you remember how
Speaker 5: to take a screenshot? Okay, when you see Daddy on
Speaker 5: the screen, take a screenshot. Make sure my fit, make
Speaker 5: sure my fit, make sure my piece is hitting, make
Speaker 5: sure my fit busting.
Speaker 1: All right? You only get one shot at this, Godric,
Speaker 1: all right, you come back to the car. She was blurring,
Speaker 1: bro you mother you mother? Fuck are you? And then
Speaker 1: I'm like and then I'm like, like your.
Speaker 4: Meaning more.
Speaker 7: Mean less about the co.
Speaker 1: Made that they get made that fucking Chila time call
Speaker 1: your made made made. Can you.
Speaker 9: Call your.
Speaker 5: Bro Dominican g it's you go t sweet sweet Taylor,
Speaker 5: sweet content sweet cor con Taylor sweet it? Can your
Speaker 5: team Beabing's not kind of.
Speaker 1: Photo on your team? Can't save you? Yeah? You don't
Speaker 1: like what I did? Yeah, the capital of the Justin Bieber.
Speaker 5: Listen, man, Justin Bieber gonna be in like what getting
Speaker 5: pressed by Dominican gangsters.
Speaker 1: They're gonna make him do they They're like yeah, like
Speaker 1: did they get it? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Da yo yo think yeah yo porfidiome Oh yeah, paylett
Speaker 2: yo think by like yo, think by like yo think.
Speaker 5: Just literally, bro, little steps bro y my god, Bro
Speaker 5: hitting the chimbala steps and the sucking the accordion knees.
Speaker 1: This is crazy. Like, you know, bro, what's wrong with us?
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? What's wrong?
Speaker 6: What's wrong with this bell? Yeah, speaker should be wrong?
Speaker 6: And kids, I mean listen, this is wrong to me.
Speaker 6: Y'all told me we are a parent non parent, bro,
Speaker 6: So there's both sides of the ael here, okay. And
Speaker 6: you're a TT so that gives you a special designation.
Speaker 6: That's like my mom's retired, she's f status in the border.
Speaker 6: Bad that means that she's retired and she can come
Speaker 6: get a bag and great tests. Okay, so it's a
Speaker 6: special designation. You got t DE designation. We got Pops
Speaker 6: over here and fucking super Pops over here. This fucking
Speaker 6: kid on a plane that was delayed me all fly
Speaker 6: to your hand. And that's not a flex, that's.
Speaker 1: Just Dominican ship.
Speaker 6: Bro.
Speaker 1: When you're Dominican, bro, you could be broke as fuck.
Speaker 5: You are somehow, somehow gonna get a flight.
Speaker 1: To the You know what I'm saying, you get you're
Speaker 1: going to deal.
Speaker 6: So we've obviously we've experienced flight delays, like flight delays
Speaker 6: and not delays like when you at the gate, flight
Speaker 6: delays when you are on the motherfucking pressurized cabin of
Speaker 6: that plane.
Speaker 7: Which I ain't too mad. I'm never too mad at
Speaker 7: a delayed flight because I'm like, bitch.
Speaker 3: You know you.
Speaker 7: Know better than me. I don't know how to do this.
Speaker 7: So if you if you, if you say we a
Speaker 7: not ready to fly, I got you.
Speaker 1: That's fine.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I ain't too mad. I'm not.
Speaker 6: That's that's I'm with you or not, because a lot
Speaker 6: of people like I'm like, yo, listen, bro, if there's
Speaker 6: a gremlin on the wing.
Speaker 1: Nigga, if the pilot is all cooked up, like I
Speaker 1: want to know.
Speaker 5: Delays are cool and all when they're on the ground, right,
Speaker 5: but when we when when the pilot hit.
Speaker 1: The we're gonna just we can't exactly land right now.
Speaker 1: What do you mean by that?
Speaker 9: Bro?
Speaker 5: What do you mean we can't land right now? So
Speaker 5: I be opening the window and I'll be pressing my
Speaker 5: ear to the window. See if I hear trumpets in
Speaker 5: the sky, like if it's time, if it's my time,
Speaker 5: I gotta know.
Speaker 6: Oh, bro, Yo, it's crazy to me because I'm like, Yo,
Speaker 6: I'm like I was gonna say, I'm such a dumb ass.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm a very intelligent individual, but I have
Speaker 1: a dumb mess in this regard because in my mind,
Speaker 1: I'm like, Nigga, I know flu planes and video games
Speaker 1: all the time. Bro, you just gotta find an open field. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you'll be a yeah, it's like nah, Bro, it's
Speaker 1: not like that at all.
Speaker 5: Or you gotta hit the Denzel and do ten bottles, Yeah,
Speaker 5: ten bottles of the fucking in flight.
Speaker 7: Why we got a fucking pilot shortage? Now, Bro?
Speaker 6: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: You flip the joint over. You make it work against gravity.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 6: Everybody, everybody gonna be ay, everybody's good. Yeah, but the
Speaker 6: lace I'm fucking trash, you know what I'm saying, Especially
Speaker 6: when you just sitting there on the tarback and everybody's
Speaker 6: waiting for the ship to go. So in these situations,
Speaker 6: people be doing different things. You might, you know, take
Speaker 6: a book house I'm reading, listen to music. You know
Speaker 6: what I'm saying, Like, I don't know, call somebody on
Speaker 6: your ear pods. Don't don't fucking put your speaking phone on.
Speaker 1: In the phone.
Speaker 6: I'mnna suck you up in the in the fucking plane.
Speaker 6: This little girl went and grabbed the the attendant phone
Speaker 6: the ship that plays for out the whole fucking plane and.
Speaker 1: Started singing Moana.
Speaker 6: I saw that from the soundtrack on a flight that
Speaker 6: was delayed two hours. My question to y'all is do
Speaker 6: you let her cook or do you fry her?
Speaker 7: Sit the fuck now? You and guess what? She sounded
Speaker 7: nice too. She has a nice one. Guess what, I'm good, bro.
Speaker 7: I feel like there's there's some situations where you gotta
Speaker 7: tell your kids, like, yo, you good and stuff, But
Speaker 7: just right now is not the fucking tom Because I
Speaker 7: started watching the reactions of the people on the plane.
Speaker 7: They started recording videos of just themselves, like, Yo, we
Speaker 7: sung in the flight for two hours, somebody shorty singing again.
Speaker 7: She's on a monitor, so you can't even watch the
Speaker 7: TV like it's on falls until she finishes.
Speaker 1: In the middle of Yo, you watching like Dark Knight
Speaker 1: returns or something like that, and then it's just just
Speaker 1: an announcement progress.
Speaker 7: Yah, Like, yeah, I feel like there's this. Kids are
Speaker 7: mad cute, right, and when they're talented, it's even cool.
Speaker 7: She was, But no, no, no, it's cool. But I
Speaker 7: think as a parent, you gotta be like, yo, you
Speaker 7: math fucking annoying right now, bro, Because I had a
Speaker 7: friend like that growing up. I had a homegirl who
Speaker 7: was just like that, but she was more so like
Speaker 7: she loved the attention. She could not sing, bro, and
Speaker 7: whenever we were in a room with more than ten people,
Speaker 7: she would always say, oh, I want to sing, stop
Speaker 7: and she would close off the entire room and she
Speaker 7: would start singing.
Speaker 1: Bro.
Speaker 7: No, lie, it sounded like it Rihanna without tea. Oh bro,
Speaker 7: she sounded fucking crazy. She sounded crazy.
Speaker 6: Yo.
Speaker 5: Yeah, man, I would just mush. I would just mush
Speaker 5: out the way and be like, man, watch y'all, YoY
Speaker 5: yo started. I just started doing ghost face killing. I
Speaker 5: was like snow white rose, guts red with lessagna, cheers.
Speaker 1: All over all over the plane.
Speaker 7: Bro, my god, bro from the front of the forgot it, y'all.
Speaker 1: We had only bags. No funk out of here, man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we were sitting the first class. Man, I heard a
Speaker 1: voice in my head. Jump out the window, Yo't worry,
Speaker 1: I jump out the window. God had the power of God.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah exactly. Man.
Speaker 6: To celebrate stiff eighth, yo, I like, how we take
Speaker 6: that head? They just said that ship and it's like
Speaker 6: slid under the radar.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like they were talking about sniffing the eighth of coke y'all. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like you don't sniff weed? Yeah no. And also.
Speaker 5: Method, I love like when I love because like, black
Speaker 5: people make everything cool, but it doesn't always work. Like
Speaker 5: Method Man trying to change the meaning of meth. Yeah,
Speaker 5: he was like he was like, yo, get your he
Speaker 5: was like, go get your lighter, get your meth. And
Speaker 5: I'm like, hold on, wait, wait, wait wait wait, hit me,
Speaker 5: and he's like, you know, because it's the method, Like
Speaker 5: you roll that ship like that ship smoking, that's the method,
Speaker 5: so you gotta get your meth. No, that's what cli Clifford, Clifford, Clifford,
Speaker 5: that's not possible.
Speaker 1: I'm not rolling rolling meth rocks like a baby. This
Speaker 1: is just like they already on that. You know who's
Speaker 1: on that already?
Speaker 5: The oklahom Man, Oklahoma's dick smoke smoking, smoking, smoking meth.
Speaker 5: Jason Love y'all, y'all. I thought Grandmo was bad.
Speaker 9: Bro.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you see smoking meth.
Speaker 7: Saying that ship and watch the Oklahomians. They're gonna come
Speaker 7: for y'all.
Speaker 6: Bro.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, shout out to the oklahom Man.
Speaker 6: What is you know?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I think the Oklahoma's By the way,
Speaker 1: that was a lie. I just made that up. They're
Speaker 1: not doing that. I don't know. Maybe they are, who knows.
Speaker 1: This is a misinformation that we're with. It's like lis
Speaker 1: Belle said, it's these mics. I don't know what they
Speaker 1: be doing.
Speaker 5: I don't know, Bro, just be one of a live Yeah,
Speaker 5: so much power. I just want to get up here
Speaker 5: and say and.
Speaker 1: Say ship whatever. You know what I'm saying and uh,
Speaker 1: we were on the topic of Caucasian people.
Speaker 6: And continuing on the topic of Caucasian people, Uh, drew Ski, Bro,
Speaker 6: Drew Sky did one of his like to date, one
Speaker 6: of my fucking favorite ship that he's having when he.
Speaker 1: Went full white face with like mad Tats ship.
Speaker 7: It wasn't in the white face, bro, that ship was
Speaker 7: a different bron. Know how the he got that color, bro.
Speaker 1: Yo, because it looked real. I was like, Yo, this
Speaker 1: white boy looked like Drew Sky. That's crazy. He went
Speaker 1: to the same makeup studio that did Face Off.
Speaker 7: He got the semi social complexion.
Speaker 5: That's what.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's exactly what he looked like.
Speaker 1: Bro, I saved me looked crazy. Same.
Speaker 6: It looked like a vampire. He's been done for three months.
Speaker 6: That niggas just you just see the veins like decomposing, and.
Speaker 5: Drew Sky looked like Drew Sky walking around the hood.
Speaker 5: Drew Ski was in East Atlanta looking like a bottle
Speaker 5: of pepto bismo.
Speaker 6: Which is crazy because it was Yo. But the whole
Speaker 6: skid was just like, Yo, the one white boy is
Speaker 6: like accepted by the hood and Bro, there was just
Speaker 6: there was one part of this kid that had me dying.
Speaker 6: It was just like it was an older.
Speaker 1: Dude being like, yeah, man, I raised this little nigga
Speaker 1: in the tramp. You know what I mean. It's just
Speaker 1: big and weight with like a little smollen dude.
Speaker 6: He's just like, yeah, since he was you know, we
Speaker 6: had him out here trapping and you know, yeah, he's
Speaker 6: a white boy, but you know he wouldn't.
Speaker 1: She's like yeah, you know. But and then they had
Speaker 1: he was free styling. He's like, I ain't gonna say it.
Speaker 5: My favorite yo, my favorite cle. He's in the car
Speaker 5: and he's like listening to some ship or whatever. Every
Speaker 5: time that work comes up, he goes. He's like he's
Speaker 5: like me and my trying to get it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So the Qunch was saying, Yo, is this okay?
Speaker 7: Is this okay?
Speaker 6: And now I'm like, Overwholman. Yeah, that ship is fucking funny.
Speaker 6: I'm like, bro, that's the thing with comedy. We've said
Speaker 6: this ship a hundred times. If you're gonna do something
Speaker 6: that might be a fan to do somebody, if it's funny,
Speaker 6: it's gonna hit to the people that are like the
Speaker 6: offended party, they're gonna be like, yo, you know what
Speaker 6: that was, man clever, I.
Speaker 1: Like that, Yo, bro Robert Downey Jr.
Speaker 5: Y'all did a whole last full blown black Joe Brock
Speaker 5: Trapic Thunder, the Voice, and then he became the lead
Speaker 5: of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. I don't want to hear
Speaker 5: ship about Dick about.
Speaker 1: A Drinsky skin.
Speaker 7: You got to understand the historical context. Don't tell me
Speaker 7: that Drewski doing a fucking video a cosplaying a white
Speaker 7: dude from the hood is the same thing as painting
Speaker 7: your face black and painting you out to be a rapist.
Speaker 7: Like the whole point of black face was to depict
Speaker 7: black people in a negative light, to make them to
Speaker 7: look like fucking rapists and murderers. Was just more crazy, motherfucker.
Speaker 7: You know the difference. Don't play stupid n come.
Speaker 5: On of legitary like black of legitary like black. Robert
Speaker 5: Downey Jr. In Tropic Thunder hilarious. Uh funny at that
Speaker 5: one title of the Creator video.
Speaker 1: Hilarious.
Speaker 5: H Dave Chappelle, White Face Music, hilarious, being your Rush
Speaker 5: Hour franchise, wildly racist, incredibly peak cinema one hilarious.
Speaker 7: Hello from Martin Bob from phenomenal.
Speaker 6: Bro.
Speaker 1: Fucking Bro, I'll never forget this. This line delivery is crazy.
Speaker 9: Bro.
Speaker 1: He Chris Tucker walks up to the fucking to the
Speaker 1: bad guy.
Speaker 4: He goes, I've been looking for your sweet and sad
Speaker 4: with chicken ass.
Speaker 7: Son and oh my god.
Speaker 5: Yo, that whole franchise, franchise, it's just Jackie Chaid going
Speaker 5: and then Chris and then Chrisker going like, I don't
Speaker 5: want to trouble I don't want to trouble ship and
Speaker 5: beat the dog ship every talking body there.
Speaker 7: Bro, I love Jackie chan No, no, no.
Speaker 1: I don't want to trouble.
Speaker 7: Bro.
Speaker 1: That y'all rumbling the Bronx, Crumbling the Bronx was just him.
Speaker 7: On the twelve Bus, greatest movie of all time, Bro.
Speaker 5: Beating the ship out of people on the way to
Speaker 5: Bay Plaza, Bro going crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah you are garbage.
Speaker 7: Yeah I love him, Bro.
Speaker 1: Oh man, a bag of Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Remember guys, it's always okay to do white face and
Speaker 5: an Italian accent.
Speaker 1: That's right. It's never racist, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: Never, never, It would never be you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 6: especially since quotmos like I lent the grab titch because
Speaker 6: I'm Italian.
Speaker 1: Oh my, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 7: That's insane. No, that's an insane excuse.
Speaker 1: Speaking of white people. We're gonna stay on white people,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Nintendo confirms yes, the Zelda movie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Hunter Schaeffer is being considered, uh to play Zelda. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. It's been a fancast and their
Speaker 1: nerds are fucking up in arms. They're like, good, yeah, you.
Speaker 2: Mean there weren't any There weren't any biological women available to.
Speaker 5: Play this health Yeah, come on, it's fun any real
Speaker 5: women to play this fake woman.
Speaker 1: That's not even the woods of fucking helth. Women and women,
Speaker 1: women and women.
Speaker 5: That's how y'all sound, man, Get hey, get behind some
Speaker 5: real issues.
Speaker 1: Brother. I guess like here's the thing, right first of all?
Speaker 11: Like come on, brother, yeah? Like yeah, like like you
Speaker 11: think trans people are your enemy? Will let me tell
Speaker 11: you something. Hunter Shafer might be the most accurate video
Speaker 11: game movie casting.
Speaker 1: Of all time. Talk to him, brother, like, oh yeah, what.
Speaker 5: When I first heard the news, I said, yeah, I mean,
Speaker 5: I mean my take is that this is the most
Speaker 5: accurate video game movie casting of all time. Like We've
Speaker 5: come a long way from John Liquizamo playing Mario. We
Speaker 5: come up very long way from that.
Speaker 1: Oh I remember who was Luigi and that ship? Uh
Speaker 1: oh no, it was was Luigi, wasn't he wasn't he
Speaker 1: he was? He was?
Speaker 9: He was?
Speaker 6: Yeah, And the Mario was like fucking Dan Hoskins something
Speaker 6: like it wasn't even Toto, which is like dumb.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's four eleven chubby, Hello, hello, yeah, Italian, Italian.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: Come on, but nah, Hunter, Hunter is like come on, man,
Speaker 5: Like this is fan casting is like kind of annoying
Speaker 5: and cringe. But Hunter is the one I agree with.
Speaker 5: Like she she looks so much like Zelda at a
Speaker 5: at a red carpet event I think it was for Vogue,
Speaker 5: and she was not cosplaying. She was not like Shorty,
Speaker 5: was just dressed for the event and looked like what
Speaker 5: the fun you could have put You could have put
Speaker 5: Hunter Shafer on the cover of Tears of the Kingdom
Speaker 5: and I'd have been like, Yeah, that's the new Zelda.
Speaker 1: I need that. That's that's right. They dropped the new ship.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah.
Speaker 5: But then but we also we've also seen it go
Speaker 5: the other way. I'm a big fan of like I
Speaker 5: I stand by, I stand by get the right actor,
Speaker 5: you know what I mean. Like, that's that's just that's
Speaker 5: just how I feel.
Speaker 1: That's my take. Sometimes the best representative for a role
Speaker 1: is not the best choice.
Speaker 5: We can see, as we see from that bullshit ass
Speaker 5: Tupac movie where they got Bro that looked exactly like
Speaker 5: Pac but couldn't act worth a fucking ship, right, And
Speaker 5: then we got the opposite side where we got Samurai
Speaker 5: Jack who was voiced by none other than Phil Lamar,
Speaker 5: who is not Japanese, who was a full blown black
Speaker 5: American man. Nobody out an eye because Bro nailed it.
Speaker 5: He even like low key the accent was a little racist,
Speaker 5: but still he nailed that shit got it. So as
Speaker 5: far as looks, I'm super into it, and honestly, as
Speaker 5: far as acting chops too, I'm into it. Like Hunter
Speaker 5: was a standout, was a standout, like a standout fucking
Speaker 5: actor in Euphoria to me, like her, her performance there
Speaker 5: showed me everything I needed to see, like the subtlety,
Speaker 5: everything like and it was her, Yeah, you know what
Speaker 5: I mean, it was her, fucking yeah, it was right
Speaker 5: off the bench. You know what I'm saying, so, yeah,
Speaker 5: I fuck with it, man.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 5: I think like for a space where people are constantly
Speaker 5: whining about inaccurate casting, constantly complaining about how movies, video
Speaker 5: game movies never get it right. This is potentially I'm
Speaker 5: not This is not hyperbole. This is potentially the most
Speaker 5: accurate casting of any fucking video game movie ever.
Speaker 1: The only one that comes.
Speaker 5: Close is that live action Judge Dread movie. Oh yeah,
Speaker 5: we Broke from We Broke from No, No, No, No,
Speaker 5: the remake with Wilton Goggins. No no, he was, It's
Speaker 5: Broke from the Boys. The main actor from the Boys. No,
Speaker 5: not Homelander, whatever his name is.
Speaker 7: But oh, the white kid you're talking about.
Speaker 1: But down there we go. But Victor carl Urban, there
Speaker 1: we go, There we go. Editing got it first, shout that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, that's right, Editing in the building. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying for filling in for the one and only.
Speaker 1: How's that insane?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: But uh he's the only want to fill that.
Speaker 7: Yo, yo. Okay, you see it got a little weird.
Speaker 1: Let me take that, Let me take that clean, let
Speaker 1: me take that clean.
Speaker 5: Okay, this is not hyperbole When I say that for
Speaker 5: SLDA might be the most accurate video game movie casting
Speaker 5: since Carl Urban has judged dread like. So, y'all, like
Speaker 5: for all the nerds that stay complaining about inaccurate casting
Speaker 5: and all that ship, suck it up.
Speaker 6: She's right there, bro, I'll tell you what I think
Speaker 6: I got your beat. Oh yeah, I'm just saying, like humbly,
Speaker 6: uh Sara Jay and Onion Booty Live. You know what
Speaker 6: I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's right. That was a video game first. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Oh yeah, that what I did
Speaker 1: play that on new Ground it was I played it.
Speaker 1: I did play it on new grounds dot com. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, all right.
Speaker 6: So listen, My question is, since it's so accurate and
Speaker 6: nerds get mad, ho's mad?
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? When when, when the casting
Speaker 1: is not to their like it, who would you cast
Speaker 1: just to piss them on? Just to piss the nerds
Speaker 1: off as well as anyone as anyone that poor kid bro.
Speaker 5: Yo, hold on, hey, hold on, hold on on on
Speaker 5: leave he leave my little homie along, all right, Just
Speaker 5: the big dog talking. Now, y'all gonna have to y'all
Speaker 5: gonna have to ease up on my on my dog
Speaker 5: bella right fucking relaxed. Bro, is y'all saying, y'all need
Speaker 5: everybody to be fuckable that you watch that's weird. Interrogate
Speaker 5: that she did great at Ellie Man, stop playing with me.
Speaker 1: Her whole faces in the middle of her head.
Speaker 5: We're gonna have to We're gonna have to cut that out, Yo,
Speaker 5: cut that out.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have to cut that out.
Speaker 7: But those faces get very weird.
Speaker 5: But it does get mad weird. Also, no shade my face.
Speaker 5: If I take my glasses off, it gets crazy. So
Speaker 5: I'm speaking from experience. My whole face is also in
Speaker 5: the middle of my head.
Speaker 6: Bro.
Speaker 5: So he's standing in solidarity. Bro like this, leave my
Speaker 5: man's yo, leave alone.
Speaker 1: Yoo. I don't want to hear no more.
Speaker 5: Plan twenty twenty five, Yo, Liz, Yes, I was just
Speaker 5: answering the question for the record.
Speaker 7: No, Mine would be Megan the Stallion and any in anything. Yeah,
Speaker 7: Megan the Stallion and what what's a good game? Yeah?
Speaker 7: Instead of instead of CJ Megan.
Speaker 1: Yo, give me Meg wonder Woman.
Speaker 7: Oh crazy?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, she's tall, fucking you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like it works? Yeah?
Speaker 9: Boy?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you see the way she flipped cardiover on that
Speaker 5: stage as strong as hell.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Now you know who I would cast. I would
Speaker 6: cast any one I got. Nancy's gonna make.
Speaker 1: No listen.
Speaker 5: You know who I would cast as Solid Snake in
Speaker 5: the Metal Gear Solid movie. Hassan Campbell.
Speaker 1: Yo, what to my mother be hiding in his body? Yo? Hey,
Speaker 1: word to my mother. I'm not fighting this freaky vampire. Yo. Yo,
Speaker 1: let me tell you so he touched kids?
Speaker 5: Yo, your man, he probably psycho Psycho mansis what kind
Speaker 5: of name is that word?
Speaker 1: That's the tenth member would tank? I'm not fighting him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you.
Speaker 6: I'm here to tell you right now that to infuriate
Speaker 6: every single fucking Caucasian man in the war world, I'm real,
Speaker 6: I'm redoing Rocky, Oh my god, with Whoopy Goldberg, Whoopy Goldberg.
Speaker 1: As rock Whoopy do Whoopy Goldberg as Rocky? It has
Speaker 1: to be a video game? Actually, Actually, wouldn't it make
Speaker 1: the morph set if you recast Whoopy Goldberg as Adrian
Speaker 1: it's Rocky, but.
Speaker 5: Down with the swirl yo, and it's just yo, and
Speaker 5: it's just a it's just a Robert Demiro biopic at
Speaker 5: that point, Oh my god, but Yo, it has to
Speaker 5: be a video game though. Whoop wait, whoopy Goldberg and
Speaker 5: punch out as Little Max.
Speaker 6: Yeah, bro, yo, whoopee whoopy as fucking Sonic the Hedgehog.
Speaker 1: What's up? Yeah, I'm saying she'd be like, you know, Knuckles,
Speaker 1: it's hard.
Speaker 5: Well, you know, I understand that you're not as fast
Speaker 5: as me, but you're gonna have to keep up.
Speaker 7: All right.
Speaker 5: It's not easy being being blue and fast, but I
Speaker 5: can't do the loop loops like you will be.
Speaker 1: Listen all right, listen as a blue woman in this field, and.
Speaker 6: You know that castle work is gonna be Oh my god,
Speaker 6: they're just gonna die her.
Speaker 5: Dreads blue not they're gonna make three weeks, They're gonna
Speaker 5: make three Yes, he's gonna like.
Speaker 1: Gun play bro.
Speaker 7: Oh my bro.
Speaker 1: Know this doctor this doctor egg Man, doctor robot me.
Speaker 1: I mean is he even is he even accredited?
Speaker 9: What?
Speaker 1: What's going on? What's his problem? What's going on? Remember
Speaker 1: when they show John Adams they have pulled you. Hey,
Speaker 1: we'll be in that shot out.
Speaker 6: Yo.
Speaker 1: I love how this started as video games. Now he's
Speaker 1: just naming anything.
Speaker 7: Because you just found something, bro. I think that the
Speaker 7: best way to to we we can't do much to retaliate,
Speaker 7: but we could get revenge. I think that we should
Speaker 7: get all of the most beloved movies cast all of
Speaker 7: the things that white people love. Yeah, we take all
Speaker 7: of the things that they love, bro, we turn them
Speaker 7: black and brown.
Speaker 5: As a kid, it's gonna be really, I swear to God.
Speaker 5: As a kid, I thought I didn't know how to
Speaker 5: pronounce Whoopy's name, so I would just say.
Speaker 7: Your victory. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It's radio.
Speaker 7: I've got.
Speaker 9: Came.
Speaker 1: We got a feeling in for insane victim Lop.
Speaker 6: Has got damnit in the mootherfucking building to Phil Jackson
Speaker 6: in this ship, except he's not racist, y'all.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. This is victory light, Bitch.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back because what the fun else are
Speaker 1: we gonna do after that? That's right, baby, And be
Speaker 1: sure to be sure to tune into the new Sonic
Speaker 1: The Hedgehog movie starring.
Speaker 3: Literally like
Speaker 8: Mm hmmm, a legitary like like like