WEBVTT - #426 Mark Twain Prize for Kevin Hart and a Difficult Red Carpet 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:01.880 The Nicky Glizer Podcast. 0:00:07.480 --> 0:00:07.880 Glaser. 0:00:09.039 --> 0:00:12.160 Here's Nikki. Hello here, I am welcome to the show. 0:00:12.160 --> 0:00:15.800 It's Nicki Glazer Podcast. How you guys feeling out there today? 0:00:15.880 --> 0:00:18.160 I hope you're doing well. Thanks for listening to the show. 0:00:18.720 --> 0:00:21.640 I'm here in Saint Louis alone. Brian Frangie is here 0:00:21.680 --> 0:00:24.680 with us from La Noah is in Arizona. What's up, guys? 0:00:24.680 --> 0:00:25.079 How are you? 0:00:25.560 --> 0:00:29.200 Yo? I'm to say yo again. I don't know what 0:00:29.240 --> 0:00:29.480 do you think? 0:00:29.560 --> 0:00:31.840 I notice that you're bringing it back and like against 0:00:31.840 --> 0:00:33.519 your will. It's one of those where you're like, why 0:00:33.520 --> 0:00:35.960 am I saying this so much? More like you're cognitive 0:00:36.320 --> 0:00:38.360 cut Wait what you're doing it on purpose? 0:00:38.800 --> 0:00:41.640 I am cognizant. I am not. I think it's just 0:00:41.720 --> 0:00:44.440 coming out of my mouth. I do not know why. 0:00:44.800 --> 0:00:46.800 I think it's from like the nineties, and I don't 0:00:46.800 --> 0:00:48.879 think it's coming back. Yo. 0:00:49.400 --> 0:00:51.680 Now I say, I say yo when I answer the 0:00:51.720 --> 0:00:56.080 phone every time? Oh you do yeah pretty much every time? Yo. 0:00:56.320 --> 0:00:57.960 If it's a friend, always yo. 0:00:58.440 --> 0:01:00.640 I have a different Hello for all musbody, my. 0:01:00.680 --> 0:01:04.280 Friend yoom and then I say yo yo yo. Well 0:01:04.319 --> 0:01:06.400 you have to pretty much you have a different thing 0:01:06.440 --> 0:01:07.440 for every person that calls you. 0:01:07.959 --> 0:01:10.039 Different people call me and I give them a hello 0:01:10.200 --> 0:01:12.040 that's requisite to their personality. 0:01:12.400 --> 0:01:13.039 Okay, I. 0:01:16.160 --> 0:01:24.640 Get nervous, really nervous Hello for you, Hello Hello, I 0:01:24.959 --> 0:01:26.640 think yeah, maybe that's for you. 0:01:27.319 --> 0:01:28.760 That's your hello to everyone. 0:01:29.240 --> 0:01:33.480 No, for some people, I go, I go, sup, dude. 0:01:34.520 --> 0:01:40.600 Wait, guys, I'll go sup dude, really yeah? Is this real? 0:01:41.080 --> 0:01:42.360 This is real? This is real. 0:01:42.720 --> 0:01:44.399 Wait, I've never heard you even do that voice. 0:01:45.640 --> 0:01:48.520 I mean, that's just because it's for certain people, for guys, 0:01:49.200 --> 0:01:52.360 for certain guys. For other guys, I'll go hey, For 0:01:52.520 --> 0:01:55.440 like Rob Stern, my really good friend Rob Stern, I'll 0:01:55.520 --> 0:01:59.640 go I'll go like hi, or like hey, or like 0:01:59.720 --> 0:02:03.120 what you know, something like really sure, like like it's 0:02:03.160 --> 0:02:06.200 one of those East Coast I'm I'm acting like I 0:02:06.240 --> 0:02:08.160 don't like you on purpose, but that means I'm really 0:02:08.240 --> 0:02:10.920 I really like you. Uh huh. That's that classic bit. 0:02:11.160 --> 0:02:14.959 I have a problem with exiting off the phone, Like 0:02:15.400 --> 0:02:18.800 I just I you know, I classically have the Glazer exit, 0:02:18.840 --> 0:02:21.440 which is the thing my boyfriend coined ten years ago, 0:02:21.520 --> 0:02:24.280 eleven years ago when we started dating, where I if 0:02:24.280 --> 0:02:26.200 I'm ready to go, I just say it and then 0:02:26.240 --> 0:02:27.919 I get up and go I don't need to like 0:02:28.639 --> 0:02:30.320 talked about this before. I don't need to talk. I 0:02:30.360 --> 0:02:32.320 don't need to announce it and then say I'm leaving 0:02:32.360 --> 0:02:35.040 and like we're gonna go pretty soon. I just I 0:02:35.160 --> 0:02:36.480 just know what I want and then I do it. 0:02:37.280 --> 0:02:40.080 And it's Enneagram three. It's just I don't waste time. 0:02:40.240 --> 0:02:42.679 I don't that is wasting time to me to be like, 0:02:42.880 --> 0:02:45.079 I'm gonna building this buffer so people are more comfortable 0:02:45.120 --> 0:02:48.760 with me leaving. Leaving like that doesn't save anyone time 0:02:48.840 --> 0:02:51.799 in life. It's I guess it's courteous, but why, like, 0:02:51.919 --> 0:02:56.280 why is it so discourteous? Is that the anti curteous? 0:02:56.600 --> 0:03:00.960 Why is it so discognizant to say that you're gonna 0:03:01.040 --> 0:03:03.840 lead like leaving. I think people have a hard time 0:03:03.880 --> 0:03:07.560 with goodbyes because you know, the Irish exit is something 0:03:07.639 --> 0:03:11.359 to do because you're People say it's because they're they're 0:03:11.400 --> 0:03:13.120 tired and they just don't want to go say goodbye 0:03:13.160 --> 0:03:16.760 to everyone. But really, my old therapist, my abusive therapist, 0:03:17.080 --> 0:03:20.840 doctor abusive, she used to tell me that people are 0:03:20.840 --> 0:03:22.799 scared of goodbyes, so she would make people go to 0:03:22.840 --> 0:03:24.600 three sessions to say goodbye to her. If you were 0:03:24.639 --> 0:03:26.040 like I'm done seeing you should be like, okay, we 0:03:26.120 --> 0:03:27.799 have to go do three sistans to say goodbye because 0:03:27.800 --> 0:03:29.440 everyone's scared of goodbyes and you have to lean into 0:03:29.480 --> 0:03:32.919 them and actually like you know, tease them out, which 0:03:33.480 --> 0:03:35.600 really she was maybe wanting to make more money, but 0:03:35.680 --> 0:03:38.280 I think that she had somewhat of a point, is 0:03:38.320 --> 0:03:42.440 that we're scared. I don't like that I even was 0:03:42.480 --> 0:03:45.880 thinking about. I think with goodbyes, you start to say, 0:03:46.400 --> 0:03:49.040 even if it's just going saying goodbye for the night, 0:03:49.160 --> 0:03:51.640 like i'll see tomorrow, there's some kind of summary and 0:03:51.720 --> 0:03:53.640 there's some kind of like emotion that has to come 0:03:53.680 --> 0:03:55.640 out of it, of like it meant so much to 0:03:55.760 --> 0:03:57.880 me that you came, Oh, it's so good to see, 0:03:57.920 --> 0:03:59.840 Like there's too much emotion in it, and I want 0:03:59.880 --> 0:04:02.440 to slee from that. I think that's probably why I 0:04:02.480 --> 0:04:05.480 don't like goodbyes. It's too like there's too many feelings 0:04:05.560 --> 0:04:08.800 involved and entirely could be the last time you see someone. 0:04:09.200 --> 0:04:11.840 And also it just takes forever to say goodbye to someone. 0:04:11.880 --> 0:04:15.600 As an enneagram nine, yes, who feels the need to 0:04:16.920 --> 0:04:19.599 make sure that everyone's at peace with me leaving the room, 0:04:19.640 --> 0:04:21.160 which nobody gives a flying fuck. 0:04:21.839 --> 0:04:24.600 It just takes for accresent of the fact that no 0:04:24.640 --> 0:04:27.600 one cares, but it doesn't change the fact. So you 0:04:27.640 --> 0:04:29.200 say goodbye to everyone when you leave a party. 0:04:30.120 --> 0:04:33.559 Well, actually, after meeting you and learning the Glazier exit, 0:04:33.600 --> 0:04:37.599 which is like the best thing ever, because you've always taught. 0:04:37.480 --> 0:04:38.880 Me that nobody cares. 0:04:39.080 --> 0:04:41.440 No one's gonna remember that you left, especially at the 0:04:41.520 --> 0:04:44.480 end of the night where everyone's like have socialized, if 0:04:44.520 --> 0:04:46.960 they're drunk or whatever, like they're not thinking about you, 0:04:47.279 --> 0:04:47.760 so just go. 0:04:48.040 --> 0:04:49.800 So that has helped me a lot. But do you 0:04:50.480 --> 0:04:52.520 if you're someone that would like to be said goodbye 0:04:52.560 --> 0:04:54.520 to at a party you're throwing, and then like if 0:04:54.560 --> 0:04:56.240 you found out someone left and they didn't say goodbye, 0:04:56.240 --> 0:04:57.920 if that would offend you, then I can see how 0:04:58.040 --> 0:05:01.760 you might want say goodbye to people. But if if 0:05:01.800 --> 0:05:03.480 you put yourself in the shoes of someone who's hosting 0:05:03.560 --> 0:05:05.960 party and has to say not only hello to every 0:05:06.000 --> 0:05:08.000 person that arrives because they're the host, but then you 0:05:08.080 --> 0:05:10.640 have to say goodbye to like, do your host a 0:05:10.760 --> 0:05:14.640 solid and say, don't say goodbye, send a text the 0:05:14.720 --> 0:05:17.320 next day that they can thumbs up. Less less energy. 0:05:17.880 --> 0:05:19.720 You only have so much energy, and I do think 0:05:19.760 --> 0:05:21.640 there is something to goodbyes and we should lean into 0:05:21.640 --> 0:05:24.080 them a bit more. And you know, you shouldn't ghost people. 0:05:24.120 --> 0:05:26.320 You should give them if you've dated them for a 0:05:26.600 --> 0:05:29.040 long enough time, you do owe them some kind of explanation. 0:05:29.200 --> 0:05:32.560 But even I was thinking about my birthday party coming up, 0:05:32.680 --> 0:05:35.479 like I'm having girls trip in Saint Louis. I'm pretty 0:05:35.520 --> 0:05:38.680 much just doing, you know, with all all the girls 0:05:38.720 --> 0:05:42.039 that can make it from girls Chat converging in Saint Louis. 0:05:42.120 --> 0:05:44.760 Over my birthday weekend, we're gonna do karaoke, and I 0:05:44.839 --> 0:05:47.200 told Anya this weekend, I was like, I need to 0:05:47.200 --> 0:05:49.560 announce it on the girls Chat. I don't want any 0:05:49.720 --> 0:05:51.880 speeches about how much you love me, and like I 0:05:51.920 --> 0:05:54.120 don't want any toasts to me. I don't want any 0:05:54.240 --> 0:05:58.480 emotion about what I mean to you. I can't handle it. 0:05:58.640 --> 0:06:01.680 I already know, I really do. Like I know that 0:06:01.760 --> 0:06:04.440 my friends love me, I know that my family loves me. 0:06:05.720 --> 0:06:09.440 I don't. I don't. I really am uncomfortable, and it's 0:06:09.560 --> 0:06:12.520 just I should probably allow it because it's nice for 0:06:12.600 --> 0:06:14.720 people to express themselves and it's something that they want 0:06:14.760 --> 0:06:16.920 to do. It's not always about me. And what I want. 0:06:17.000 --> 0:06:18.640 It's something that people are like, no, I want to 0:06:18.680 --> 0:06:22.480 give you this compliment or whatever the birthday. I just 0:06:22.560 --> 0:06:23.520 want them to write a card. 0:06:23.640 --> 0:06:26.279 I'll read it, oh at card pointe or like. 0:06:26.320 --> 0:06:29.159 My niece will read it when she's cleaning up my stuff. 0:06:29.279 --> 0:06:31.600 When I die someday, you know, like someone will read 0:06:31.640 --> 0:06:34.000 how much you loved me, and possibly it will be me. 0:06:34.120 --> 0:06:35.920 But I don't want to. I don't really like toast 0:06:35.960 --> 0:06:39.000 and I don't think I'm alone and not enjoying sincere 0:06:40.400 --> 0:06:42.960 moments of like, and everyone in my group of girlfriends 0:06:43.040 --> 0:06:45.000 is pregnant, and so I just don't There's going to 0:06:45.000 --> 0:06:47.440 be too many tears that I won't even be able 0:06:47.480 --> 0:06:49.560 to like accept because I'm like, oh, it's just their hormones. 0:06:49.600 --> 0:06:51.320 This isn't even about me, It's about like a baby 0:06:51.360 --> 0:06:53.880 inside them. And so then I won't even be able 0:06:53.960 --> 0:06:56.880 to take it personally, and and then I will have 0:06:56.960 --> 0:06:58.840 to meet it. If I don't cry, then I'll feel 0:06:58.880 --> 0:07:00.600 like I don't do it, that I don't care enough 0:07:00.680 --> 0:07:03.720 or something. So I'm just like, I want to just 0:07:03.800 --> 0:07:05.880 treat it like a normal's girl's weekend, and it's we're 0:07:05.920 --> 0:07:07.480 not talking about my birthday at all, And it's not 0:07:07.480 --> 0:07:09.560 because I'm scared I'm turning forty. I don't mind. Like 0:07:09.680 --> 0:07:11.960 we can celebrate the number. We can celebrate. We can 0:07:12.040 --> 0:07:15.600 have signs and candles and cake and everything. But just know, 0:07:15.880 --> 0:07:20.120 like Nikki, like you means I just in besties. I 0:07:20.160 --> 0:07:22.120 love when you write cards too, because that's that's where 0:07:22.160 --> 0:07:23.840 I get all that. And I like the meet and 0:07:23.920 --> 0:07:28.200 greet girls that cry and guys that say how much 0:07:28.240 --> 0:07:29.160 I mean to them and stuff like that. 0:07:29.360 --> 0:07:33.360 They're one chance because it's quick and it has to. 0:07:33.360 --> 0:07:34.920 Be quick because there's a line, not because I want 0:07:34.920 --> 0:07:36.760 it to be quick. But for some reason that doesn't 0:07:38.000 --> 0:07:40.760 I They're strangers to me, you know, just because I 0:07:40.840 --> 0:07:43.360 I've never usually seen them before. So I don't think 0:07:43.480 --> 0:07:46.000 I'm required as much except to just like listen and 0:07:46.120 --> 0:07:49.440 accept it. And I just sypricate. Really, I don't know 0:07:49.480 --> 0:07:51.160 why I can't handle it. I just have been like 0:07:51.240 --> 0:07:54.720 dreading birthday speeches. But they don't have to happen, right, Noah, 0:07:54.800 --> 0:07:56.160 Like everyone can not do one. 0:07:56.840 --> 0:08:00.240 Of course, not as long as we can sing happy 0:08:00.280 --> 0:08:02.360 birthday to you, and by we I'll be there in spirit, 0:08:02.400 --> 0:08:03.680 because I won't be able to be there. 0:08:03.640 --> 0:08:06.480 Oh, yeah, that's right, because you're in third trimest. Okay, 0:08:06.560 --> 0:08:08.480 so yeah, you won't be there, so you won't it's so, 0:08:09.800 --> 0:08:11.720 and you wouldn't. You wouldn't do it anyway because you're 0:08:11.760 --> 0:08:14.440 not a very like ting ding ding Everyone listened to 0:08:14.520 --> 0:08:17.080 me kind of person, right, Not that the other girls 0:08:17.080 --> 0:08:18.400 I would do it in the making it about them 0:08:18.520 --> 0:08:21.320 or something. But yes they can sing happy birthday, even 0:08:21.360 --> 0:08:23.240 though that's excruciating as well, and we can all agree 0:08:23.280 --> 0:08:23.360 with that. 0:08:23.520 --> 0:08:25.160 What about out your funeral? What do you want people 0:08:25.200 --> 0:08:26.040 to say nice things about you? 0:08:26.240 --> 0:08:29.320 Yeah? I'm not there, yes, oh absolutely, that's where that's when, 0:08:29.440 --> 0:08:33.040 that's when she wants it. Yeah, I'll be there watching from. 0:08:33.000 --> 0:08:35.360 Some If you're a ghost and you're watching, you would 0:08:35.400 --> 0:08:37.800 be happy that people are saying nice things about you. 0:08:37.920 --> 0:08:39.280 And if I don't like it, I can just duck 0:08:39.320 --> 0:08:40.280 out and go hang out with. 0:08:40.360 --> 0:08:44.959 Go hang out Van, Brittany Murphy Man. 0:08:44.880 --> 0:08:48.319 Go and Britney Murphy. Yeah. I just feel like, yes, 0:08:48.600 --> 0:08:51.719 funeral is where I want to be appreciated and all 0:08:51.760 --> 0:08:55.200 those things. But I it's so funny because I don't 0:08:55.720 --> 0:08:58.000 I don't know why I want other people to hear 0:08:58.040 --> 0:08:59.520 how great I am. But I don't want I don't 0:08:59.520 --> 0:08:59.920 want to hear it. 0:09:00.400 --> 0:09:05.040 Hmmm. That why is that you're unwilling to accept anything 0:09:05.120 --> 0:09:08.600 positive because that's how you feel about yourself exactly because I. 0:09:08.600 --> 0:09:10.679 Don't really believe it, and it feel it feels like 0:09:10.760 --> 0:09:14.320 I'm just like you're pouring water onto a rock when 0:09:14.360 --> 0:09:18.560 you give me compliments. Yes, but other people are grass 0:09:18.920 --> 0:09:21.360 and if and they can absorb the things that about 0:09:21.440 --> 0:09:24.400 me much easier and and believe that they're true than 0:09:24.480 --> 0:09:27.679 I can. And so it just feels like, yeah, crying 0:09:27.720 --> 0:09:28.200 on a rock. 0:09:29.320 --> 0:09:31.800 There was an early date I had with Alley. We 0:09:31.880 --> 0:09:34.320 went to the gene Autry Museum, which is a West 0:09:34.520 --> 0:09:37.360 museum of the West and in Los Angeles, and they 0:09:37.440 --> 0:09:41.160 had an exhibit there that was like a little rock garden, 0:09:41.720 --> 0:09:43.439 and one of the things that they let you do 0:09:43.760 --> 0:09:47.400 was take a little bit of water and brush the rock, 0:09:47.920 --> 0:09:52.560 which I thought was so stupid. It was just like the. 0:09:54.320 --> 0:09:55.680 Rock. Oh, it's so bad. 0:09:55.920 --> 0:09:57.480 I couldn't stop laughing. It was like the It was 0:09:57.480 --> 0:09:59.440 like the only time in my entire life I laughed. 0:10:03.200 --> 0:10:05.120 But that happens that museums all the time. Where like 0:10:05.360 --> 0:10:07.160 I went to the aquarium with my niece and nephew 0:10:07.240 --> 0:10:10.000 last week, and there's just so much stupid stuff that 0:10:10.040 --> 0:10:13.079 you're just like they just needed to have something for 0:10:13.240 --> 0:10:18.040 someone to do. Here there is a This isn't stupid 0:10:18.080 --> 0:10:20.000 because it's actually kind of cool, but it is annoying 0:10:20.400 --> 0:10:23.720 you put your hand. It's like those Japanese foot spots 0:10:23.720 --> 0:10:26.360 where the fish eat your cuticles. Oh yeah, yeah, and 0:10:26.679 --> 0:10:30.360 that's a that's a station at the Saint Louis Aquarium. No, 0:10:30.480 --> 0:10:32.760 it's not. No one needs that. First of all, they 0:10:32.880 --> 0:10:34.839 starve the fish. In order for them to do it. 0:10:36.000 --> 0:10:40.160 The fish are not fed properly, so they're starving. Why 0:10:40.200 --> 0:10:43.080 do you think they attack your fucking like they start 0:10:43.160 --> 0:10:45.800 gnawing on any extremity that goes in is because they're 0:10:45.960 --> 0:10:50.160 so hungry with same with Japanese wip, like the dead 0:10:50.240 --> 0:10:52.800 skin and the salt and whatever is like the dirt 0:10:52.920 --> 0:10:55.680 on your fingers, on your hands. They like love eating 0:10:55.720 --> 0:10:58.000 it because they're hungry. But guess what that is not 0:10:58.120 --> 0:11:02.400 only inhumane to deprive them of actual food to feed 0:11:02.440 --> 0:11:06.000 them human skin, but human skin is not their food, Like, 0:11:06.120 --> 0:11:08.079 that's not what they eat in the wild. It's like 0:11:08.800 --> 0:11:11.599 we're just having these kids put in their hands and 0:11:11.679 --> 0:11:12.720 these and it's. 0:11:12.640 --> 0:11:15.280 So gross the way it makes it worse. 0:11:15.520 --> 0:11:16.520 Oh, it's so disgusting. 0:11:16.679 --> 0:11:19.520 Kids hands are covered in sticky fruit fruit roll up. 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:23.160 Oh yeah, they love. Oh those fish are so lucky 0:11:23.400 --> 0:11:25.480 to get that. But they're not because they actually should 0:11:25.520 --> 0:11:27.480 be eating actual fish food and not human So it 0:11:27.600 --> 0:11:29.360 was a weird part to have in this exhibit. It 0:11:29.440 --> 0:11:32.960 just felt like it felt like it was a Pita 0:11:33.000 --> 0:11:35.400 should have been up in there. There is Pita hates 0:11:35.720 --> 0:11:36.960 Japanese foot. There is. 0:11:39.600 --> 0:11:41.720 To being a good curator of a museum, and sometimes 0:11:42.280 --> 0:11:44.520 are really stupid and bad, and sometimes they're good, Like 0:11:44.600 --> 0:11:46.839 there are parts of the Holocaust Museum that I liked, 0:11:47.200 --> 0:11:50.280 or the Holocaust Exhibit that I liked. The parts of 0:11:50.320 --> 0:11:52.960 the stupid we went, yes, that's right, we went together. 0:11:52.960 --> 0:11:54.440 We did a deep dive and. 0:11:54.640 --> 0:11:57.440 You and at the Holocaust Museum, you can't be skipping apart, 0:11:57.559 --> 0:12:00.360 even though you go, this is lame and this is 0:12:00.440 --> 0:12:03.559 for babies and it's for people. It's just, you know, 0:12:03.720 --> 0:12:04.720 there were some cool things. 0:12:05.120 --> 0:12:07.839 Let me just have sensory activities for kids at the 0:12:07.880 --> 0:12:08.760 Holocaust Museum. 0:12:09.080 --> 0:12:11.520 Yeah, you can stick your hand in a gas chamber. 0:12:11.240 --> 0:12:18.840 And you can build a Oh god, it was brutal. 0:12:19.320 --> 0:12:21.040 I do recommend going to that one. I don't think 0:12:21.040 --> 0:12:22.440 it's open anymore though, right. 0:12:22.679 --> 0:12:24.599 Yeah, that's why we went. That's why we went. It 0:12:24.640 --> 0:12:28.520 was like the last weekend, big billboards, big billboards going 0:12:28.559 --> 0:12:32.160 across the four oh five all summer long, just said 0:12:32.400 --> 0:12:36.720 Auschwitz ending May twenty ninth or whatever, and that's when 0:12:36.720 --> 0:12:41.600 I knew I gotta go. It was it was really moving, yeah, 0:12:41.920 --> 0:12:42.600 except for the guard. 0:12:42.679 --> 0:12:45.760 It happened in November. Yeah, the guards. 0:12:46.120 --> 0:12:48.000 Yeah, I remember the guards were like move it along, 0:12:48.120 --> 0:12:50.640 people when we were in the train, turned into they 0:12:50.720 --> 0:12:53.000 turned into Auschwitz guards. That's a great episode of the 0:12:53.040 --> 0:12:54.959 Nicki Glazer podcast. You should listen to it. Go into 0:12:54.960 --> 0:12:55.600 the archives. 0:12:56.040 --> 0:12:59.240 Yeah, go back and listen to through the Auschwitz Museum. 0:13:00.520 --> 0:13:03.439 Know that the aquarium also had a lot of touching things, 0:13:03.480 --> 0:13:05.280 which kids love to touch things, and if I was 0:13:05.320 --> 0:13:09.800 a kid, I would love to touch jellyfish and sting rays. 0:13:10.679 --> 0:13:14.520 But I'm so sorry these animals. It's they're trapped in 0:13:14.559 --> 0:13:17.920 this like a huge aquarium. It's a big box. It's 0:13:18.000 --> 0:13:21.840 so it's so depressing. Zoos and aquariums are fucking depressing, dude. 0:13:21.880 --> 0:13:23.079 I can't even believe people are. 0:13:23.800 --> 0:13:28.520 There's only one. So in Arizona there's one. It's called 0:13:28.640 --> 0:13:30.640 Out of Africa, And I just want to say it's 0:13:30.760 --> 0:13:33.920 more of an animal sanctuary because the it's a privately 0:13:34.040 --> 0:13:37.440 run sanctuary and all all the animals there are saved 0:13:37.480 --> 0:13:39.560 by the owners. So basically they have this like huge 0:13:39.600 --> 0:13:41.599 playground of animals that they get to save and play with, 0:13:41.720 --> 0:13:45.680 and then the ticket sales help keep that place running. 0:13:45.800 --> 0:13:49.320 Yeah. I don't think these otters were saved. I don't 0:13:49.320 --> 0:13:51.599 think they're being rehabilitated. I think they were bread in 0:13:51.640 --> 0:13:54.120 captivity or stolen from the wild, which is how a 0:13:54.200 --> 0:13:57.200 lot of zoos populate their things, is they're stolen from 0:13:57.240 --> 0:14:00.160 the wild. Dude, Like, uh, I just watched David Tell 0:14:00.200 --> 0:14:02.240 Special and he goes I went to Sea World or 0:14:02.280 --> 0:14:05.640 dos I call it aquatic Houschwitz speaking up. 0:14:07.440 --> 0:14:11.200 Yeah, and then the aquarium for these fish is the ocean. 0:14:11.920 --> 0:14:14.760 I mean the ocean. You're just constantly being attacked. 0:14:14.320 --> 0:14:17.360 And each can you imagine though these fucking jellyfish are 0:14:17.800 --> 0:14:19.640 You can't touch them below. You're supposed to like touch 0:14:19.680 --> 0:14:22.440 them with the two finger touch on top, just graze 0:14:22.480 --> 0:14:26.120 them gently, which how many kids abide by that? Half maybe? 0:14:26.440 --> 0:14:28.960 And then the others are just palming these things, and 0:14:29.160 --> 0:14:31.280 there's like a person who's been working there for eight 0:14:31.360 --> 0:14:34.280 hours watching over it. So they're not catching everyone who's 0:14:34.320 --> 0:14:37.640 man handling these Yeah, but they're they're so tired of 0:14:37.720 --> 0:14:41.760 being there. And the jellyfish flip over. All of them 0:14:41.760 --> 0:14:43.960 are flipped over, and I go, I wonder why, because 0:14:44.000 --> 0:14:46.160 they don't want to fucking be touched anymore, because you 0:14:46.160 --> 0:14:47.920 can't touch them one that'll flipped over. So I go, 0:14:48.400 --> 0:14:50.880 interesting that all of these jellyfish are flipping over, all 0:14:50.960 --> 0:14:53.120 of them because they have been being touched. They're touched 0:14:53.400 --> 0:14:57.240 for sixteen hours a day, however long how twelve hours 0:14:57.240 --> 0:14:59.520 a day? These things are just being poked at by kids. 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:02.560 It's like the kids on the seat of Nickelodeon. 0:15:03.760 --> 0:15:05.200 Oh I didn't watch that yet. 0:15:05.840 --> 0:15:08.720 It was only got touched when the cameras went off. 0:15:09.320 --> 0:15:12.720 That is so disturbing. I cried last night, and I 0:15:12.880 --> 0:15:16.120 rarely cried. I I taken a lot of brutal things, 0:15:17.520 --> 0:15:20.760 and I rarely get like emotional and so angry watching something. 0:15:20.840 --> 0:15:24.400 But Quiet on Set on Max is so good and 0:15:25.760 --> 0:15:29.280 is all about Dan Schneider, this producer of Nickelodeon, shows 0:15:29.320 --> 0:15:35.120 that was like, you know, the Chuck Lory of Nickelodeon, 0:15:35.120 --> 0:15:39.880 pretty much like just hit maker for TV shows in 0:15:40.160 --> 0:15:44.160 the two thousands, and he's a fucking creep, always having 0:15:44.200 --> 0:15:48.320 women massage. I'm on set, constantly making two women who 0:15:48.360 --> 0:15:51.760 worked for him, Uh, take one man's salary split a salary, 0:15:51.840 --> 0:15:56.960 split a salary, because there were women just always making 0:15:57.040 --> 0:16:01.200 them do sexual things, just making disgusting jokes, just this. 0:16:01.760 --> 0:16:01.960 It was. 0:16:02.080 --> 0:16:04.440 It's just that's horrifying. And you watch a couple of 0:16:04.440 --> 0:16:06.360 episodes of that ship going down and then him being 0:16:06.400 --> 0:16:11.200 kind of inappropriate with on the shows, just like doing 0:16:11.680 --> 0:16:14.840 you know, cumshots pretty much for jokes where a girl 0:16:14.880 --> 0:16:18.280 will get you escorted with goo in her face, zooming 0:16:18.320 --> 0:16:20.680 on their feet, zooming on them, sucking things. There's always 0:16:20.800 --> 0:16:24.400 jokes about sausages hitting get your face zoe one on one, 0:16:24.880 --> 0:16:28.560 all that making. There's a guy called Pickle Boy that 0:16:28.680 --> 0:16:30.800 I remember from all that. I wasn't watching all that 0:16:30.880 --> 0:16:32.160 at the time, but Pickle Boy was this guy that 0:16:32.160 --> 0:16:34.000 would always show up with a huge thing of pickles 0:16:34.040 --> 0:16:37.720 and he was like ever present on all that throughout 0:16:37.720 --> 0:16:40.880 the two thousands. Turns out he was a massive pedophile, 0:16:41.360 --> 0:16:47.360 massive wow and uh, his victim. He eventually got caught 0:16:47.440 --> 0:16:50.280 because his victim was Drake Bell from Drake and Josh. 0:16:51.760 --> 0:16:52.479 Was Drake. 0:16:53.720 --> 0:16:55.720 Could have been him too, I mean he was on Degrassi. 0:16:56.080 --> 0:16:58.760 He was probably a kid during then. But Drake Bell 0:16:59.360 --> 0:17:02.480 from Drake and Jsh which was a humongously popular show 0:17:02.680 --> 0:17:07.120 prior to that. Stop making jokes. We're talking about child molestation. 0:17:08.440 --> 0:17:12.600 He hasn't watched it. You can't, like, I literally can't 0:17:12.600 --> 0:17:14.840 make jokes about it because I'm so incensed about it. 0:17:15.320 --> 0:17:20.880 This guy just tricked Drake Mill had an amazing father 0:17:20.920 --> 0:17:24.560 who would be on set watching closely, making sure that 0:17:25.000 --> 0:17:28.440 nothing was happening that was inappropriate. And then he started 0:17:28.480 --> 0:17:30.320 seeing this guy just paying way too much to pick 0:17:30.359 --> 0:17:31.960 a boy. The guy who played pick a boy named 0:17:32.000 --> 0:17:33.919 Brian Pack, not to be confused with Josh Pack, who 0:17:33.960 --> 0:17:37.760 has played Josh on Draken or in Josh or Draken. Yeah, 0:17:38.800 --> 0:17:42.280 Brian Pack pickle boy would just touch him too much, 0:17:42.800 --> 0:17:44.760 help him with wardrobe, where he's like, he doesn't need 0:17:44.800 --> 0:17:48.359 your helpinging that on, and the dad alerted other parents 0:17:48.440 --> 0:17:50.679 started talking about it, like have you noticed this? All 0:17:50.720 --> 0:17:53.159 the parents were just like no, it's fine. Then he 0:17:53.280 --> 0:17:55.959 went to I think he went to the heads. Did 0:17:56.000 --> 0:17:57.640 you watch it? No one? He went like, I saw 0:17:57.680 --> 0:17:58.800 the first episode. 0:17:59.080 --> 0:17:59.640 Oh god. 0:17:59.880 --> 0:18:02.639 The third is where it gets so fucking grizzly with 0:18:02.760 --> 0:18:04.960 this with Drake Bell talking about it for the first time. 0:18:05.359 --> 0:18:08.560 It's so sad. This fifteen year old kid gets preyed 0:18:08.640 --> 0:18:10.639 upon by this guy and there's nothing he can do 0:18:10.680 --> 0:18:12.440 about it. He doesn't have a license, he can't leave 0:18:12.520 --> 0:18:15.320 the house. That's happening in This guy by this time 0:18:15.400 --> 0:18:17.680 is like his best friend, a forty year old man 0:18:17.880 --> 0:18:20.600 who's inserted himself in his life, who's made him turn 0:18:20.680 --> 0:18:23.880 against his father. I mean, these pedophiles are so fucking. 0:18:23.760 --> 0:18:25.840 There's also Amanda Bines. 0:18:26.440 --> 0:18:29.800 Yeah it Dan, It's like, oh yeah, that was gross, 0:18:29.840 --> 0:18:31.840 and we don't really get details of what happens because 0:18:31.920 --> 0:18:36.440 she's not talking and he certainly isn't, but he is 0:18:36.640 --> 0:18:41.080 just disgusting. Dude, I can't even anyone. He literally said. 0:18:41.080 --> 0:18:43.440 They have footage of him saying, you know, the cast 0:18:43.480 --> 0:18:45.320 all comes out and he's talking to the studio audience 0:18:45.359 --> 0:18:47.679 before taping and he's like, after the show, you can 0:18:47.760 --> 0:18:49.360 meet the cast, you can touch them anyway you want, 0:18:49.520 --> 0:18:51.200 You could ask them questions, you can ask them any 0:18:51.440 --> 0:18:55.360 inappropriate question you want, really get personal, make them feel awkward, 0:18:55.480 --> 0:18:57.639 like and he loved doing this thing on all that 0:18:57.720 --> 0:18:59.639 where he would make the kids do this like is 0:18:59.680 --> 0:19:02.720 called like a live dare or something. I forget what 0:19:02.760 --> 0:19:04.840 it's called, but all the kids that are cast members 0:19:04.880 --> 0:19:07.000 come back and talk about it and they're like this 0:19:07.600 --> 0:19:10.200 that the live the live dares were the worst part 0:19:10.240 --> 0:19:11.840 of the show because he would make kids do fear 0:19:11.880 --> 0:19:14.640 Factor stuff and they couldn't say no. They're not adults 0:19:15.280 --> 0:19:19.000