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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glizer Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Glaser.

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Speaker 1: Here's Nikki. Hello here, I am welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: It's Nicki Glazer Podcast. How you guys feeling out there today?

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Speaker 1: I hope you're doing well. Thanks for listening to the show.

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Speaker 1: I'm here in Saint Louis alone. Brian Frangie is here

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Speaker 1: with us from La Noah is in Arizona. What's up, guys?

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Speaker 1: How are you?

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Speaker 2: Yo? I'm to say yo again. I don't know what

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Speaker 2: do you think?

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Speaker 1: I notice that you're bringing it back and like against

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Speaker 1: your will. It's one of those where you're like, why

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Speaker 1: am I saying this so much? More like you're cognitive

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Speaker 1: cut Wait what you're doing it on purpose?

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Speaker 2: I am cognizant. I am not. I think it's just

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Speaker 2: coming out of my mouth. I do not know why.

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Speaker 2: I think it's from like the nineties, and I don't

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Speaker 2: think it's coming back. Yo.

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Speaker 1: Now I say, I say yo when I answer the

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Speaker 1: phone every time? Oh you do yeah pretty much every time? Yo.

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Speaker 1: If it's a friend, always yo.

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Speaker 2: I have a different Hello for all musbody, my.

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Speaker 1: Friend yoom and then I say yo yo yo. Well

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Speaker 1: you have to pretty much you have a different thing

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Speaker 1: for every person that calls you.

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Speaker 2: Different people call me and I give them a hello

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Speaker 2: that's requisite to their personality.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I.

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Speaker 2: Get nervous, really nervous Hello for you, Hello Hello, I

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Speaker 2: think yeah, maybe that's for you.

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Speaker 1: That's your hello to everyone.

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Speaker 2: No, for some people, I go, I go, sup, dude.

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Speaker 1: Wait, guys, I'll go sup dude, really yeah? Is this real?

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Speaker 2: This is real? This is real.

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Speaker 1: Wait, I've never heard you even do that voice.

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Speaker 2: I mean, that's just because it's for certain people, for guys,

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Speaker 2: for certain guys. For other guys, I'll go hey, For

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Speaker 2: like Rob Stern, my really good friend Rob Stern, I'll

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Speaker 2: go I'll go like hi, or like hey, or like

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Speaker 2: what you know, something like really sure, like like it's

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Speaker 2: one of those East Coast I'm I'm acting like I

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Speaker 2: don't like you on purpose, but that means I'm really

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Speaker 2: I really like you. Uh huh. That's that classic bit.

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Speaker 1: I have a problem with exiting off the phone, Like

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Speaker 1: I just I you know, I classically have the Glazer exit,

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Speaker 1: which is the thing my boyfriend coined ten years ago,

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Speaker 1: eleven years ago when we started dating, where I if

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Speaker 1: I'm ready to go, I just say it and then

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Speaker 1: I get up and go I don't need to like

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Speaker 1: talked about this before. I don't need to talk. I

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Speaker 1: don't need to announce it and then say I'm leaving

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Speaker 1: and like we're gonna go pretty soon. I just I

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Speaker 1: just know what I want and then I do it.

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Speaker 1: And it's Enneagram three. It's just I don't waste time.

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Speaker 1: I don't that is wasting time to me to be like,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna building this buffer so people are more comfortable

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Speaker 1: with me leaving. Leaving like that doesn't save anyone time

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Speaker 1: in life. It's I guess it's courteous, but why, like,

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Speaker 1: why is it so discourteous? Is that the anti curteous?

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Speaker 1: Why is it so discognizant to say that you're gonna

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Speaker 1: lead like leaving. I think people have a hard time

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Speaker 1: with goodbyes because you know, the Irish exit is something

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Speaker 1: to do because you're People say it's because they're they're

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Speaker 1: tired and they just don't want to go say goodbye

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Speaker 1: to everyone. But really, my old therapist, my abusive therapist,

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Speaker 1: doctor abusive, she used to tell me that people are

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Speaker 1: scared of goodbyes, so she would make people go to

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Speaker 1: three sessions to say goodbye to her. If you were

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Speaker 1: like I'm done seeing you should be like, okay, we

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Speaker 1: have to go do three sistans to say goodbye because

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Speaker 1: everyone's scared of goodbyes and you have to lean into

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Speaker 1: them and actually like you know, tease them out, which

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Speaker 1: really she was maybe wanting to make more money, but

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Speaker 1: I think that she had somewhat of a point, is

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Speaker 1: that we're scared. I don't like that I even was

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Speaker 1: thinking about. I think with goodbyes, you start to say,

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Speaker 1: even if it's just going saying goodbye for the night,

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Speaker 1: like i'll see tomorrow, there's some kind of summary and

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Speaker 1: there's some kind of like emotion that has to come

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Speaker 1: out of it, of like it meant so much to

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Speaker 1: me that you came, Oh, it's so good to see,

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Speaker 1: Like there's too much emotion in it, and I want

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Speaker 1: to slee from that. I think that's probably why I

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Speaker 1: don't like goodbyes. It's too like there's too many feelings

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Speaker 1: involved and entirely could be the last time you see someone.

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Speaker 3: And also it just takes forever to say goodbye to someone.

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Speaker 3: As an enneagram nine, yes, who feels the need to

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Speaker 3: make sure that everyone's at peace with me leaving the room,

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Speaker 3: which nobody gives a flying fuck.

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Speaker 1: It just takes for accresent of the fact that no

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Speaker 1: one cares, but it doesn't change the fact. So you

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Speaker 1: say goodbye to everyone when you leave a party.

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Speaker 3: Well, actually, after meeting you and learning the Glazier exit,

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Speaker 3: which is like the best thing ever, because you've always taught.

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Speaker 1: Me that nobody cares.

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Speaker 3: No one's gonna remember that you left, especially at the

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Speaker 3: end of the night where everyone's like have socialized, if

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Speaker 3: they're drunk or whatever, like they're not thinking about you,

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Speaker 3: so just go.

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Speaker 1: So that has helped me a lot. But do you

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Speaker 1: if you're someone that would like to be said goodbye

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Speaker 1: to at a party you're throwing, and then like if

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Speaker 1: you found out someone left and they didn't say goodbye,

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Speaker 1: if that would offend you, then I can see how

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Speaker 1: you might want say goodbye to people. But if if

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Speaker 1: you put yourself in the shoes of someone who's hosting

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Speaker 1: party and has to say not only hello to every

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Speaker 1: person that arrives because they're the host, but then you

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Speaker 1: have to say goodbye to like, do your host a

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Speaker 1: solid and say, don't say goodbye, send a text the

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Speaker 1: next day that they can thumbs up. Less less energy.

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Speaker 1: You only have so much energy, and I do think

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Speaker 1: there is something to goodbyes and we should lean into

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Speaker 1: them a bit more. And you know, you shouldn't ghost people.

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Speaker 1: You should give them if you've dated them for a

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Speaker 1: long enough time, you do owe them some kind of explanation.

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Speaker 1: But even I was thinking about my birthday party coming up,

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Speaker 1: like I'm having girls trip in Saint Louis. I'm pretty

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Speaker 1: much just doing, you know, with all all the girls

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Speaker 1: that can make it from girls Chat converging in Saint Louis.

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Speaker 1: Over my birthday weekend, we're gonna do karaoke, and I

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Speaker 1: told Anya this weekend, I was like, I need to

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Speaker 1: announce it on the girls Chat. I don't want any

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Speaker 1: speeches about how much you love me, and like I

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Speaker 1: don't want any toasts to me. I don't want any

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Speaker 1: emotion about what I mean to you. I can't handle it.

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Speaker 1: I already know, I really do. Like I know that

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. I really am uncomfortable, and it's

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Speaker 1: just I should probably allow it because it's nice for

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Speaker 1: people to express themselves and it's something that they want

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Speaker 1: to do. It's not always about me. And what I want.

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Speaker 1: It's something that people are like, no, I want to

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Speaker 1: give you this compliment or whatever the birthday. I just

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Speaker 1: want them to write a card.

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Speaker 2: I'll read it, oh at card pointe or like.

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Speaker 1: My niece will read it when she's cleaning up my stuff.

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Speaker 1: When I die someday, you know, like someone will read

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Speaker 1: how much you loved me, and possibly it will be me.

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Speaker 1: But I don't want to. I don't really like toast

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Speaker 1: and I don't think I'm alone and not enjoying sincere

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Speaker 1: be too many tears that I won't even be able

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Speaker 1: to like accept because I'm like, oh, it's just their hormones.

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Speaker 1: This isn't even about me, It's about like a baby

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Speaker 1: inside them. And so then I won't even be able

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Speaker 1: to take it personally, and and then I will have

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Speaker 1: to meet it. If I don't cry, then I'll feel

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Speaker 1: like I don't do it, that I don't care enough

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Speaker 1: or something. So I'm just like, I want to just

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Speaker 1: treat it like a normal's girl's weekend, and it's we're

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Speaker 1: not talking about my birthday at all, And it's not

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Speaker 1: because I'm scared I'm turning forty. I don't mind. Like

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Speaker 1: we can celebrate the number. We can celebrate. We can

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Speaker 1: have signs and candles and cake and everything. But just know,

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Speaker 1: like Nikki, like you means I just in besties. I

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Speaker 1: love when you write cards too, because that's that's where

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Speaker 1: I get all that. And I like the meet and

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Speaker 1: greet girls that cry and guys that say how much

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Speaker 1: I mean to them and stuff like that.

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Speaker 2: They're one chance because it's quick and it has to.

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Speaker 1: Be quick because there's a line, not because I want

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Speaker 1: it to be quick. But for some reason that doesn't

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Speaker 1: I They're strangers to me, you know, just because I

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Speaker 1: I've never usually seen them before. So I don't think

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Speaker 1: why I can't handle it. I just have been like

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Speaker 1: dreading birthday speeches. But they don't have to happen, right, Noah,

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Speaker 1: Like everyone can not do one.

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Speaker 3: Of course, not as long as we can sing happy

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Speaker 3: birthday to you, and by we I'll be there in spirit,

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Speaker 3: because I won't be able to be there.

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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, that's right, because you're in third trimest. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so yeah, you won't be there, so you won't it's so,

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Speaker 1: and you wouldn't. You wouldn't do it anyway because you're

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Speaker 1: not a very like ting ding ding Everyone listened to

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Speaker 1: I would do it in the making it about them

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Speaker 1: or something. But yes they can sing happy birthday, even

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Speaker 1: though that's excruciating as well, and we can all agree

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Speaker 2: What about out your funeral? What do you want people

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Speaker 2: to say nice things about you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I'm not there, yes, oh absolutely, that's where that's when,

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Speaker 1: that's when she wants it. Yeah, I'll be there watching from.

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Speaker 2: Some If you're a ghost and you're watching, you would

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Speaker 2: be happy that people are saying nice things about you.

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Speaker 1: And if I don't like it, I can just duck

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Speaker 1: out and go hang out with.

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Speaker 2: Go hang out Van, Brittany Murphy Man.

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Speaker 1: Go and Britney Murphy. Yeah. I just feel like, yes,

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Speaker 1: funeral is where I want to be appreciated and all

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Speaker 1: those things. But I it's so funny because I don't

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Speaker 1: I don't know why I want other people to hear

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Speaker 1: how great I am. But I don't want I don't

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Speaker 1: want to hear it.

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Speaker 2: Hmmm. That why is that you're unwilling to accept anything

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Speaker 2: positive because that's how you feel about yourself exactly because I.

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Speaker 1: Don't really believe it, and it feel it feels like

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Speaker 1: I'm just like you're pouring water onto a rock when

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Speaker 1: you give me compliments. Yes, but other people are grass

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Speaker 1: and if and they can absorb the things that about

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Speaker 1: me much easier and and believe that they're true than

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Speaker 1: I can. And so it just feels like, yeah, crying

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Speaker 1: on a rock.

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Speaker 2: There was an early date I had with Alley. We

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Speaker 2: went to the gene Autry Museum, which is a West

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Speaker 2: museum of the West and in Los Angeles, and they

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Speaker 2: had an exhibit there that was like a little rock garden,

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Speaker 2: was take a little bit of water and brush the rock,

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Speaker 2: which I thought was so stupid. It was just like the.

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Speaker 1: they're adults and they can ruin their lives on their own,

432
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Speaker 1: because it is a life ruiner. It's not a good

433
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Speaker 1: business Brian, would you let your kids be in Hollywood

434
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Speaker 1: if they wanted to? How would you handle it? Because

435
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:53,000
Speaker 1: I kind of think I might kids, even though I

436
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:55,520
Speaker 1: just said that, because I think I'd be vigilant. I

437
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:56,640
Speaker 1: wouldn't let shit go down.

438
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Speaker 2: I think it's different nowadays than it was back in

439
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Speaker 2: the nineties.

440
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:02,159
Speaker 1: At think or two eleven.

441
00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:04,480
Speaker 2: I mean this wasn't even then. I mean I think

442
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:09,600
Speaker 2: things have changed, and hopefully that change sustains. If my

443
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:11,560
Speaker 2: kid came up to me and said I want to

444
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:15,080
Speaker 2: be an actor, then yeah, I would allow them to.

445
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,920
Speaker 2: I would. I would help them pursue it, for sure,

446
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,679
Speaker 2: but they'd have to say I want I don't want

447
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:21,680
Speaker 2: to be one of those parents who is like, you've

448
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:23,800
Speaker 2: got to be a star, You've got to go out

449
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:26,040
Speaker 2: there if you're not in Sestantme Street by six and

450
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:26,840
Speaker 2: you've nothing to do.

451
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,720
Speaker 1: But the thing is, kids don't. If you like to act,

452
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:32,080
Speaker 1: it doesn't mean you'll like Hollywood. You know what I'm saying.

453
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,440
Speaker 1: Like it's a different thing. But I don't know. Let's

454
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:35,880
Speaker 1: talk about it more when we get back from break

455
00:21:38,359 --> 00:21:40,159
Speaker 1: all right, we're back. I do think that if I

456
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Speaker 1: had a talented child, that that loved performing. I would

457
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Speaker 1: let them do that, but that would mean I would

458
00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:48,680
Speaker 1: have to be watching them on set. You just have

459
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Speaker 1: to be on set all the time.

460
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Speaker 3: You have experienced, like on actual sets, so you know

461
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Speaker 3: how it kind of works, and I feel like you

462
00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:57,639
Speaker 3: would probably be vigilant of this stuff.

463
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Speaker 1: But the truth is, like so many of these parents

464
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:04,120
Speaker 1: that were like, hey, my kids, let's just not even

465
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:06,200
Speaker 1: talk about sexual abuse. My kid is working too long

466
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:09,520
Speaker 1: of hours. My kid shouldn't be in this leotard because

467
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:12,240
Speaker 1: you can see his penis through it, and he's forced

468
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,399
Speaker 1: to be in this penis costume all the time with penis.

469
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:16,680
Speaker 1: These things on his shoulder that are supposed to be noses,

470
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:20,080
Speaker 1: but they look like penises because every these fucking sick fucks.

471
00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:22,919
Speaker 1: Remember when it was happening with Disney, Remember one like Disney,

472
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:25,639
Speaker 1: there would be hidden like penises on the Little Mermaid

473
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Speaker 1: Castle and in the clouds on the Lion King it

474
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:33,119
Speaker 1: said sex. They love to like these sick fucks. If

475
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Speaker 1: you're talented at making children's entertainment. Dan Snyder, who prides

476
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:39,840
Speaker 1: himself on like, I know how kids think. Why do

477
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:43,480
Speaker 1: you know how kids think? That's gross? Stop and stop

478
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:48,680
Speaker 1: saying that people shouldn't. People should maybe study child psychology

479
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:51,359
Speaker 1: and have some sort of like be like, I'm an

480
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Speaker 1: adult who has learned what children like, but don't admit

481
00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:59,000
Speaker 1: that you know somehow because that's weird. I don't know.

482
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:02,040
Speaker 1: I just don't like. I don't like it at all.

483
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 1: And I think, yeah, the if you're a parent that

484
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Speaker 1: notices those things, even me, I would feel like if

485
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Speaker 1: my daughter was on a sketch show on Nickelodeon, and

486
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Speaker 1: because I said, hey, she's working too long of hours,

487
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:19,320
Speaker 1: then she doesn't get in the next the show the

488
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Speaker 1: next day or the next the next episode, she gets

489
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Speaker 1: cut from a lot of stuff because she needs to

490
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Speaker 1: work less and all the other kids are working way

491
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Speaker 1: harder like I would, and she would probably be mad

492
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Speaker 1: at me. I know I would be mad at my mom,

493
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:33,560
Speaker 1: like just shut up, mom, let me work, like I

494
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:36,200
Speaker 1: don't know that I'd be strong enough to put my

495
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:38,040
Speaker 1: foot down like that. If all the other parents who

496
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:40,360
Speaker 1: are so desperate for their kids to be famous put

497
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Speaker 1: up with so many abuses happening. And this isn't all

498
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Speaker 1: the parents. A lot of the parents on the the

499
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:46,920
Speaker 1: show were good. That's the problem. Is like it's just

500
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:50,520
Speaker 1: a tricky business, and it's all about power. And if

501
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,399
Speaker 1: you have power in the business and you're making these

502
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:54,960
Speaker 1: businesses money, they don't care what you do. It's just

503
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:58,280
Speaker 1: that's the way it is. The Me Too movement is

504
00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:01,640
Speaker 1: the reason Dan Snyder ever got fired is because suddenly

505
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:06,200
Speaker 1: these women who had watched him getting demanding massages from

506
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,679
Speaker 1: these wardrobe from the women in the wardrobe department who

507
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:12,000
Speaker 1: were outfitting three shows with tons of kids, so busy.

508
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:14,400
Speaker 1: They would get texts from him being like, come downstairs

509
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:16,280
Speaker 1: and massage me. And she's like, if she doesn't do it,

510
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,760
Speaker 1: she'll get fired. It won't be about that, but that

511
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:20,560
Speaker 1: will be the result of it. So she has to

512
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,200
Speaker 1: go with massage guy. They were putting up with it

513
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:24,760
Speaker 1: for years. There was not a day or she was

514
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,560
Speaker 1: like usually it was daily, but there was not a

515
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:28,520
Speaker 1: week that went by that too. He wasn't being massaged

516
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:31,520
Speaker 1: by some woman whose job it was not to massage him.

517
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:35,600
Speaker 1: And they for years until twenty seventeen eighteen when Me

518
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:39,399
Speaker 1: Too happened, and then they all got the balls to go, actually,

519
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,800
Speaker 1: this isn't cool, and what a cool movement. I know

520
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,200
Speaker 1: everyone like jokes about it, but that really was like

521
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:50,280
Speaker 1: such a churning point. People just suddenly had the guts

522
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:52,320
Speaker 1: to stand up and like call stuff out. And it's

523
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:54,760
Speaker 1: still stuff is still happening all the time. I mean,

524
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:57,679
Speaker 1: the Diddy thing is insane. Diddy's on a jet right

525
00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:01,440
Speaker 1: now to an island where he can't be arrested, Like

526
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:03,520
Speaker 1: he had a plan to get out of the country

527
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:06,560
Speaker 1: as soon as they caught him for trafficking charges. I think.

528
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,760
Speaker 1: And someone made the point that by the time your

529
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:12,080
Speaker 1: home is raided by the Feds, they have a lot

530
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:15,320
Speaker 1: of evidence on you. That's not just like we're just

531
00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:17,920
Speaker 1: gonna see what's in there. That's like, we know what's

532
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:18,280
Speaker 1: in there.

533
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:18,920
Speaker 2: Yeah.

534
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:22,600
Speaker 1: Did he has been around for decades? Do you think

535
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:24,200
Speaker 1: he just started doing this stuff in the past couple

536
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:27,639
Speaker 1: of years. No, it's crazy.

537
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:31,080
Speaker 2: It's not just Hollywood. It's all businesses, all operation, it's

538
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:34,560
Speaker 2: all power politicians, Epstein Island, it's all it's all a

539
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:37,520
Speaker 2: part of any power structure. It feels like, how though.

540
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:41,239
Speaker 1: If you're one power structure, yeah, yeah, or one at

541
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:43,919
Speaker 1: the top. But it's just such a weird thing. If

542
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:48,480
Speaker 1: you're into little kids, it's so powerful. How do you

543
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:51,600
Speaker 1: bring that up with someone and see if they are too,

544
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:53,760
Speaker 1: like how do you even I don't even want to

545
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:56,520
Speaker 1: I'm just floating that as like how do these people

546
00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:59,640
Speaker 1: find each other? Because it is like, is the most

547
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,240
Speaker 1: insane thing. And by the way, if you want to

548
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:04,560
Speaker 1: fuck kids, I'm not mad at you because you didn't

549
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:06,080
Speaker 1: choose to want to fuck kids, but you got to

550
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:08,080
Speaker 1: get help for it so that you don't. You know, like,

551
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:10,119
Speaker 1: I'm mad at you if you fuck kids and you

552
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:12,320
Speaker 1: touch them and you abuse kids. But if you want to,

553
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,000
Speaker 1: you can't help that, and that is a sickness in

554
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:17,280
Speaker 1: your brain that you need to treat and make sure

555
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:19,159
Speaker 1: that you don't touch kids. So it's not it's not

556
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:21,240
Speaker 1: a bad thing to be attracted to kids, because that

557
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:23,800
Speaker 1: is a something a disorder in your brain that you

558
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:26,040
Speaker 1: didn't choose, but you gotta do something about it.

559
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:29,080
Speaker 3: And it isn't connecting with stuff. I think you're like

560
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:30,760
Speaker 3: in the right line when you're seeing it's like a

561
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:33,240
Speaker 3: power thing. I think it's more about that than like

562
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:34,200
Speaker 3: kid attraction.

563
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 1: It's just like a oh yeah, just doing the weirdest

564
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:39,800
Speaker 1: thing and like the most fucked up thing, and like.

565
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Speaker 3: We yn't I have the past because he also did

566
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:45,120
Speaker 3: it to the grown women in the writer's room.

567
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:47,280
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, like all the stories that they tell,

568
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,480
Speaker 1: so I think that might not be a pedophile, but

569
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:53,399
Speaker 1: they're the guy. They's definitely sick. I don't. I do

570
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:56,680
Speaker 1: know that people that watch child born a lot of

571
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:59,600
Speaker 1: them based on this podcast I listened to from Sam Harris,

572
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,640
Speaker 1: and I've said this a million times, A big percentage

573
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:04,879
Speaker 1: of people who watch child pornography and trade it and

574
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:08,440
Speaker 1: consume it are not pedophiles. They're not attracted to children.

575
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:12,399
Speaker 1: It's just where porn ends. If you follow porn to

576
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:16,520
Speaker 1: its conclusion of brutality and extremity, it ends with kids.

577
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:18,280
Speaker 1: So those are people on like that have a porn

578
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:21,359
Speaker 1: addiction that just went too far, if that makes sense.

579
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:23,920
Speaker 1: So it's not always about being attracted to kids. Sometimes

580
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:26,960
Speaker 1: it's just because you're so fucking sick. That's like you

581
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 1: need the next sick thing. And that's It's fun Hollywood. Yeah,

582
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:34,760
Speaker 1: what's going on in fun Hollywood? Is there fun on

583
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 1: your weekend? Oh? Yeah, that was a fun, fun Hollywood weekend.

584
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:45,400
Speaker 1: I went to the Mark Twain Prize on Sunday night

585
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:47,720
Speaker 1: after our shows. We did shows this weekend and Gary,

586
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:50,440
Speaker 1: Indiana on Friday Saturday. We're in Cincinnati. Those are so

587
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:53,480
Speaker 1: fun Brian was there. We'll talk about those. But yes,

588
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 1: Sunday night, I went to the Mark Twain Prize in DC,

589
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 1: which my brain was your second one produces. Yes, was

590
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:04,120
Speaker 1: my second in a row, and it was so star studded.

591
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:07,800
Speaker 1: It was so funny. It'll air on in May. I

592
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 1: don't want to say the date because it kind of

593
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:11,520
Speaker 1: coincides with another date that's coming up that's a bigger

594
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:14,800
Speaker 1: deal for me. So watch it eventually, but don't watch

595
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 1: it premiere night because I think something else premiere Night

596
00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:17,679
Speaker 1: is happening that.

597
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:22,280
Speaker 2: Is just the same day. Yeah, oh, get out of here,

598
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:24,760
Speaker 2: I said.

599
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:27,440
Speaker 1: Oh, Chris Convey producing two things, the two things you

600
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 1: produce in a year, both airing the same night. So anyway,

601
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:34,920
Speaker 1: watch the other thing that's coming out that date. But

602
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 1: I'm not going to say the date yet because I

603
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:41,240
Speaker 1: can't announce anything. But anyway, it was Jerry Seinfeld, it

604
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:43,760
Speaker 1: was Chris Rock, it was Dave Chappelle, it was Chelsea Handler,

605
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 1: it was Jimmy Fallon, it was a little Dicky, It

606
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:55,720
Speaker 1: was Robin Thick, it was Nelly, Nick Cannon, and I

607
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 1: don't know who else. It was just so many and

608
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:01,680
Speaker 1: obviously Kevin Hart. They were honoring Kevin Hart, and it

609
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:05,800
Speaker 1: was so star studded and it was incredible. And Keith

610
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:09,920
Speaker 1: Robinson the Rock was not there, but you didn't miss him. Yeah,

611
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:13,240
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest, what, guys, what's your favorite Kevin

612
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:13,720
Speaker 1: Hart movie?

613
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 2: I don't even I couldn't even tell you. I don't

614
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 2: I've ever seen one.

615
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 1: Okay, well, let's talk about this, because that is a

616
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:26,960
Speaker 1: question that got asked me on the Red carpet and

617
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 1: I realized I have never seen a Kevin Hart movie.

618
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just know. I just like and people.

619
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 1: And I go, well, so I should say a movie

620
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:40,720
Speaker 1: I've not seen and lie on the Red carpet because

621
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 1: it's just to be nice and just say whatever movie

622
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:45,960
Speaker 1: I can think of. I didn't want to do that,

623
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 1: like I they I didn't. I planned for the Red Carpet.

624
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:50,480
Speaker 1: Here's my things I'm gonna say about Kevin Hart, Here's

625
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:52,920
Speaker 1: what I admire about him. I did not think that

626
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:54,959
Speaker 1: they would ask me for a specific movie. What's your

627
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:59,360
Speaker 1: favorite Kevin Hart movie? And I literally froze and was like, uh,

628
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 1: and I'm literally trying to think of a favorite one,

629
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 1: you know, like, Okay, let me think of the ones

630
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 1: I've seen and then let me pick the favorite. But

631
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 1: it looks like I'm just like should I lie? And

632
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 1: there's a part of me that was like should I lie?

633
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:11,400
Speaker 1: And then I was like, I don't even know if

634
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:12,800
Speaker 1: I could, because I can't even come up with the

635
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:15,080
Speaker 1: name of a movie because I don't really watch movies

636
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:17,440
Speaker 1: that much. I don't know if you've noticed. I watched

637
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 1: the Oscar Best Pictures this year, but that was the

638
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:21,720
Speaker 1: most movies I've ever seen in my life in a

639
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:24,479
Speaker 1: time period since eighth grade. I just I would definitely

640
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:25,880
Speaker 1: have seen a Kevin Hart movie if he was around

641
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 1: in nineteen ninety eight to two thousand and two. But

642
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:33,280
Speaker 1: I don't watch movies anymore. And they andally, I just

643
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:37,560
Speaker 1: go ah. And there's literally three microphones in my face,

644
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,719
Speaker 1: four video cameras pointing at me, and I'm like, oh

645
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 1: my god, this is gonna be so embarrassing, Like this

646
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:44,960
Speaker 1: is going to end up on Reddit. This girl is

647
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,640
Speaker 1: on the red carpet pretending to be a huge Kevin

648
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 1: Hart fan, which I wasn't, by the way, And I

649
00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 1: am a huge Kevin Hart fan in my own way,

650
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 1: but I wasn't pretending to be. I was like, I

651
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 1: just go, I'm here because my boyfriend produces this. Okay,

652
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,320
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be anything. I'm not. I've never

653
00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:59,200
Speaker 1: seen a Kevin Hart movie. I think I'm realizing I've

654
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:02,240
Speaker 1: never seen a Kevin Hart movie. And yeah, they all laughed,

655
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 1: and I go, I don't like. It was almost like

656
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 1: a gotcha moment, and and I felt so I started

657
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 1: having a panic attack because I was like, this is

658
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:16,760
Speaker 1: going to be so embarrassing. I look like a dumb

659
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:20,320
Speaker 1: white girl who like doesn't like I don't know. I

660
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 1: just felt like it was like a I don't know.

661
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 1: I was just in my head about it. And so

662
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:26,120
Speaker 1: I don't know, if you've ever been on a red carpet, no,

663
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 1: but if you, but if you, it's already so much pressure.

664
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:33,200
Speaker 1: I already was feeling not that cute, Like my hair

665
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:35,200
Speaker 1: extensions were too blunt, and so it was like my

666
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 1: hair was like natural, and then there were like these chunky,

667
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 1: blunt extensions that were just poorly cut, and I looked

668
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 1: it looked like I remember John Travolta in that movie

669
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 1: where he has like ten yrols coming out of his head.

670
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:49,840
Speaker 1: He's like a action star. It almost looked like dreadlocks.

671
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:56,200
Speaker 2: Yes, actually what I looked like a scientology movie. Really yeah,

672
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 2: that movie was like scientology propaganda.

673
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 1: Oh my god. But the and they go. Well, before

674
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 1: that happened, I was interviewed by a comedian who I know,

675
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 1: Reese Waters, and he goes, what's your favorite Kevin Hart bit?

676
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 1: And I blanked again, and I don't know. I've seen

677
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:14,960
Speaker 1: Kevin Hart stand up a lot, but I don't remember bits.

678
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 1: I just watched Dave's David Tell special and I couldn't

679
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:20,840
Speaker 1: tell you. I can tell you maybe one joke, and

680
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:24,040
Speaker 1: I would butcher the Auschwitz one. I kind of butchered it.

681
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 1: I'm not And I don't know what Kevin Hart bit?

682
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:30,320
Speaker 1: And so I go, Reese, I go, I don't. And

683
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 1: then I felt like he thought I'd never seen Kevin

684
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 1: Hart's stand up or something, or that I was. I

685
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:38,440
Speaker 1: don't know, it just felt I go Reese. As a comedian,

686
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:40,880
Speaker 1: you know, we see, first of all, we don't like

687
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 1: watching stand up comedy. I don't like watching comedy, and

688
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:46,280
Speaker 1: I certainly don't like watching Kevin Hart, who is like, uh,

689
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:49,600
Speaker 1: seems so he's too good, you know, like he's too

690
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:52,560
Speaker 1: natural and good of a storyteller, and like it just

691
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 1: comes too naturally to him, and it bothers me. So

692
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 1: I don't I really don't like to watch people who

693
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:59,120
Speaker 1: I think are are talented in ways that I'm not

694
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:03,920
Speaker 1: drawn to that. And so I already was stressed out

695
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:06,640
Speaker 1: about answering that and saying and not being able to

696
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 1: come up with the Kevin Hartbitt that I loved, and

697
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 1: then I go a couple more interviews later and I'm

698
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:13,240
Speaker 1: coming down from that. So that's in the back of

699
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:14,800
Speaker 1: my head, like, oh my god, you're such an idiot.

700
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:16,720
Speaker 1: That's gonna come out. You're gonna look like such a fraud.

701
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 1: All the say sweating.

702
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:25,200
Speaker 3: This is hyperventilating extensive questioning on a red carpet that

703
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 3: I've seen. Usually they ask like silly questions.

704
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:30,959
Speaker 1: Like I was furious, Noah, I there was. I had

705
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:34,000
Speaker 1: no publicists there because I just didn't and so you

706
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 1: were just you are on the red carpet by yourself. Usually,

707
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:38,720
Speaker 1: if you've watched red carpet footage, there's someone like ushering

708
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 1: someone through and they go, sorry, she can't talk. There's

709
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:44,160
Speaker 1: someone else telling the person for them, And I'm usually

710
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:47,080
Speaker 1: down to talk to everyone, but I was I hadn't

711
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:49,000
Speaker 1: eaten enough that day, so I was feeling low blood sugar.

712
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:51,200
Speaker 1: I had rushed to get ready. I was coming from

713
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:54,560
Speaker 1: hair and makeup that I was feeling. The hair part,

714
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:56,920
Speaker 1: I was just my extensions were good. The rest was amazing,

715
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 1: but I was just feeling blotchy with my spray tand

716
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 1: was Zara, and it like didn't fit properly. I just

717
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:05,840
Speaker 1: felt like not put together in the way I wanted,

718
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,720
Speaker 1: and so I was feeling stressed out. I did the

719
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:10,120
Speaker 1: pictures and that was stressful enough because I just was like,

720
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:11,759
Speaker 1: didn't know what poses to do. I was just not

721
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:14,280
Speaker 1: in a good headspace at this thing. I was tired

722
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:18,200
Speaker 1: and I was underfed. And then the question started, and

723
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding you. I did fifteen interviews. Fifteen there

724
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 1: was a microphone after microphone after microphone, and you talk

725
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,960
Speaker 1: to each person for three three minutes at least, and

726
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:30,520
Speaker 1: then so I am the first interview I did. I

727
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:31,840
Speaker 1: couldn't come up with a bit of his and I

728
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:33,440
Speaker 1: feel like an idiot. I feel like a fraud. I

729
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 1: feel like just my mind goes to You're gonna get

730
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:41,040
Speaker 1: canceled because this seems like you are like lying about

731
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:43,440
Speaker 1: liking someone that you're here to support and this is

732
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:45,440
Speaker 1: a night to honor him, and you are just you

733
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:48,240
Speaker 1: got caught trying to compare it to like a moment

734
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:53,760
Speaker 1: where someone gets caught being fake. But I just felt busted,

735
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:55,880
Speaker 1: like you're not a real Kevin Hart fan because I

736
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:58,839
Speaker 1: don't know it's he was, He's I like him, Okay,

737
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,880
Speaker 1: you know I think he's I think he deserves this award?

738
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,160
Speaker 1: Do I have to be a fan of every fucking thing?

739
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:05,000
Speaker 2: And so?

740
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 1: And everyone's talking like he's Obama, you know, like he

741
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:10,719
Speaker 1: changed the world, and every interview is like why does

742
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 1: he deserve this? Why has he been such an influence

743
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:15,279
Speaker 1: to you? And I'm like, he hasn't been. No, I

744
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 1: mean he he has in terms of his work ethic,

745
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:20,160
Speaker 1: And so I was able to summon why I really

746
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:21,960
Speaker 1: love Kevin Hart. And you can listen to those interviews

747
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:26,160
Speaker 1: because I figured out a line of logic that worked

748
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 1: for me after failing so much. But then I get

749
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:30,759
Speaker 1: to the one where they go with your favorite Kevin

750
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,480
Speaker 1: Hart movie and I blanked, and there's all these cameras

751
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:35,360
Speaker 1: look at me, and I rarely can't don't say anything

752
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:38,600
Speaker 1: and I then jump to right to defensiveness because I

753
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:41,080
Speaker 1: see that they're all like, you don't even know Kevin

754
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:43,920
Speaker 1: Hart movie? Oh my god, what are you doing here?

755
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:46,399
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I'm not gonna lie. I've never seen

756
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,440
Speaker 1: I don't think i've ever seen one. And then I'm like,

757
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 1: but I don't really watch movies. I forget why I said.

758
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't need to defend this. I'm

759
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 1: allowed to be here and to have not seen a

760
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:57,000
Speaker 1: Kevin Hart movie. I didn't say all this, but I

761
00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:00,279
Speaker 1: was right, like, isn't a crime to not have seen

762
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:01,040
Speaker 1: a Kevin Hart movie?

763
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 2: I don't think so.

764
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,319
Speaker 1: Someone Chris was telling me all the Kevin Hart movies,

765
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:09,120
Speaker 1: and I go, I don't. I don't really care about

766
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:11,279
Speaker 1: seeing any of those. I don't feel like I'm sad

767
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:13,279
Speaker 1: that I've never seen Raiders of the Lost Arc. I'm

768
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 1: sad that I've never seen Wedding Crashers. I should see

769
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 1: The Godfather. I should see The Godfather Part too. I

770
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:22,439
Speaker 1: know there's certain movies that I should see. Get hard.

771
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,719
Speaker 1: I don't think I need That's like I need to

772
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:25,800
Speaker 1: see it, or do you?

773
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 2: Okay, let's play a game. It's called It's it's called

774
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:31,640
Speaker 2: is this a Kevin Hart movie? Or is this a

775
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:40,880
Speaker 2: random word generator title? Okay, here's the first one, still Pavement.

776
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:43,200
Speaker 1: Well, that's random.

777
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:49,239
Speaker 2: Okay, that is random. Yes, okay, here's another one, The

778
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 2: ghost Writer.

779
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 1: Random.

780
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:56,279
Speaker 2: That's correct, that is random. All right, here's another one.

781
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:05,680
Speaker 1: Uh, night School, Night School is Kevin Hart. Okay, now

782
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 1: I know, but this is not going to be delete

783
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:10,279
Speaker 1: me is random. The reason I know these now is

784
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 1: because I went through a whole night of celebrating Kevin Hart,

785
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:16,520
Speaker 1: so I am very familiar with his filmography at this point.

786
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:19,440
Speaker 2: Are you what about the Man from Toronto?

787
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:21,440
Speaker 1: Random?

788
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:24,680
Speaker 2: Read? That is a Kevin Hart movie? What from twenty

789
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:28,439
Speaker 2: twenty two? That's right, it is a Kevin Hart movie.

790
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:31,400
Speaker 1: I should have just said any fucking thing and they

791
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:33,560
Speaker 1: would have believed it. I'd be like, it's this obscure

792
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:35,840
Speaker 1: thing he did try to make. It's an indie project

793
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:40,360
Speaker 1: he did in twenty seventeen. No, I can't do that.

794
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:42,400
Speaker 2: You know, time me?

795
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:45,719
Speaker 1: Time was that one? No, that's that sounds like it was.

796
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 1: I'm having a response again to this. I'm getting like

797
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:53,160
Speaker 1: hives and I feel like my throat closing because I

798
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 1: seriously couldn't handle how I answered, and then I you know,

799
00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:01,719
Speaker 1: like when you trip or follow something and then you

800
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:04,920
Speaker 1: get angry instead of like because you're so embarrassed. So

801
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 1: I was so embarrassed. Yeah that I was like so

802
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 1: fucking mad that these people tried to that asked me

803
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:12,600
Speaker 1: that question. And it's a normal question. I mean, he's

804
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:15,479
Speaker 1: done a lot of movies. They weren't trying to get.

805
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:18,799
Speaker 3: Me, But the question should have been, you know, if

806
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 3: if Kevin sees this interview, what do you want to

807
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:23,400
Speaker 3: tell him? Or like, what's your favorite thing about Kevin?

808
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 1: Would have been nice to keep it broad because I

809
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:27,440
Speaker 1: actually had really interesting things to say about Kevin. I

810
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:29,440
Speaker 1: was the only one that was talking about his plant

811
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:32,080
Speaker 1: based burger chain that I fucking love because he's making

812
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 1: fast food for plant based people, which is a really

813
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:38,320
Speaker 1: fucking political hearthouse. There are four locations now in the

814
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:39,359
Speaker 1: southern California area.

815
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:42,239
Speaker 2: More wow. Uh.

816
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:46,200
Speaker 1: He also, I just I had a lot of stories

817
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:47,960
Speaker 1: to tell about him. He was really nice to me

818
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 1: when I did his celeb game face show, and he

819
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:51,160
Speaker 1: was really nice to my mom, and I had a

820
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:53,400
Speaker 1: story about that and everything, Like I had moments to

821
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:57,320
Speaker 1: talk about, but I kept getting these specific questions and okay,

822
00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:00,879
Speaker 1: so then I am I've never felt well, i haven't

823
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:04,640
Speaker 1: felt this level of panic, and I'm going to faint

824
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:06,640
Speaker 1: because I'm so upset and I want to cry and

825
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:10,160
Speaker 1: I want to faint because I chugged a coke before.

826
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,719
Speaker 1: I never I only drink diet coke. I've literally never

827
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 1: had a coke since I was five year fifth grade.

828
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:17,560
Speaker 1: And I chugged a coke right before I went on

829
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 1: the red carpt because I was already feeling so out

830
00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:22,400
Speaker 1: of it and like low blood sugar faint. And then

831
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 1: that happened and I was about to pass out on

832
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:26,920
Speaker 1: the red carpet, I'm not kidding you. And then I

833
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:29,239
Speaker 1: so I get done with the There's a whole row

834
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:31,720
Speaker 1: of people with video cameras and microphones, all the press.

835
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:33,480
Speaker 1: There was so much press here. It was like the

836
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:36,440
Speaker 1: fucking Oscars. It was insane. I've never done this much

837
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:38,719
Speaker 1: press for anything, and I had no publicist to be like, hey,

838
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:41,560
Speaker 1: she only can do a couple like oh, just oh,

839
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:43,880
Speaker 1: just every single person just next down the line, and

840
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:45,759
Speaker 1: they're not even gonna use it, you know, like I'm

841
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 1: the least famous person there. And so after we get

842
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:51,560
Speaker 1: done with all the After I get done with all

843
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:54,440
Speaker 1: the interviews with the camera people with cameras, there's a

844
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:57,120
Speaker 1: line of people that with just you know, handheld recorders

845
00:39:57,160 --> 00:40:01,239
Speaker 1: that are just reporters for publications, and that was just

846
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:03,399
Speaker 1: there was like a cleave in the line of people

847
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,320
Speaker 1: right there was like a little space between them and

848
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:08,120
Speaker 1: I because before then it had been like one microphone

849
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:09,959
Speaker 1: and then you just you turn to maybe go away

850
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:12,280
Speaker 1: or go you know, skip someone, and there's another microphone

851
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 1: in your face. You can't. You have no moment to go, Hey,

852
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:17,080
Speaker 1: can I not do this? So I'm just like stuck.

853
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:20,000
Speaker 1: I felt like I was stuck in a uh in

854
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 1: a river like rapids, and I'm just hitting different rocks.

855
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:26,120
Speaker 1: And then now I'm feeling like I'm gonna pass out,

856
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,440
Speaker 1: puke and faint all at once because I'm so embarrassed

857
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:30,160
Speaker 1: and I'm just thinking my careers over because I just

858
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:32,759
Speaker 1: got outed as lying about liking Kevin Hart when I

859
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:34,799
Speaker 1: really don't, when I really actually do, and I felt

860
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:36,920
Speaker 1: like they're gonna make fun of me, and I don't know.

861
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 1: I was just really going to some dark places all

862
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:42,800
Speaker 1: while trying to look beautiful and suck in and be

863
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:47,360
Speaker 1: really eloquent and funny, and then with no help, no

864
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:49,520
Speaker 1: one next to me, no one getting me out of this,

865
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 1: no assistance, no one running the red carpets even look

866
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 1: to And it's a really well run event, but this

867
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,239
Speaker 1: was a fucking blind spot. And next year, if I

868
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:00,880
Speaker 1: do this, I will not I will have someone with me,

869
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,000
Speaker 1: even if they're pretending to be my publicist, which is

870
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:04,440
Speaker 1: all you really need to do. You just need to

871
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:07,440
Speaker 1: have someone, Yes, thank you, Noah, please please be there

872
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:12,200
Speaker 1: for that. So there's a little space and I go,

873
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 1: I said to the next reporter who's holding a recorder.

874
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:19,320
Speaker 1: I just go, hey, I can't do anymore. I'm so sorry.

875
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:22,520
Speaker 1: I just do not feel well. And they go, oh, okay.

876
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:25,720
Speaker 1: So when the camera's not on, you don't want to partake,

877
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 1: Oh for the newspapers, you don't care for print journalism.

878
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 1: You think, oh, who gives a fuck, And it's like Jesus, oh,

879
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:34,360
Speaker 1: so now you're making They didn't all say that, but

880
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:36,440
Speaker 1: there was this overall grown and I understand they're at

881
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:38,120
Speaker 1: the end of the line and they probably do get

882
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:39,880
Speaker 1: passed over by people who are just like, if it's

883
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:42,880
Speaker 1: not on camera, I don't care because it's you know,

884
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:46,200
Speaker 1: print journalism is going away, and I feel like they

885
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:49,560
Speaker 1: already feel, you know, disenfranchised. So it looked like I

886
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:52,359
Speaker 1: was just saying, if my face isn't involved, I don't

887
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:54,040
Speaker 1: want to be and part of it. So they kind

888
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:57,920
Speaker 1: of go like, oh, come on, I go, no, it's

889
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 1: not that. It's because I don't feel good and I

890
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:03,400
Speaker 1: have anxiety right now and I'm like literally starting to

891
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:06,839
Speaker 1: almost start to cry. And I go and they go, well,

892
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 1: you could just answer a couple and we'll all record

893
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 1: at the same time, and I was like, okay, good.

894
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:13,440
Speaker 1: So then they did that, and I answered some questions

895
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:16,719
Speaker 1: about to cry, like on the verge of tears, like

896
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:19,600
Speaker 1: it is literally you know when your cry is right here?

897
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:22,919
Speaker 1: I would have been better at answering that that could

898
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:26,880
Speaker 1: have been a number of that number like seven pounds

899
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:28,440
Speaker 1: could have been the name of a show he did

900
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:31,799
Speaker 1: or a movie he did, So you know when your

901
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:32,680
Speaker 1: cry is right here?

902
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:37,800
Speaker 2: Yeah? Like, and you are a gobbler, Like what is that?

903
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:41,120
Speaker 1: I hate not having control over my body. That's why

904
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:43,319
Speaker 1: I don't like orgasms. That's why I don't like going

905
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:45,680
Speaker 1: on roller coasters. I like, that's why I don't like

906
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:48,480
Speaker 1: watching scary movies. I don't like. I don't like being

907
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:51,800
Speaker 1: like any jump scare. I want control and I was

908
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 1: losing control. And also Curran Chris's brother is watching me.

909
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:01,960
Speaker 1: He's behind the report, so I see him watching me,

910
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:04,719
Speaker 1: and I see him see the moment where I go

911
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:10,759
Speaker 1: like searching for a Kevin Hart movie in my head

912
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 1: but actually one that I've seen and I can't come up,

913
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 1: and I see him kind of look like oh no,

914
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:17,800
Speaker 1: and he looks scared for me. So I'm just like,

915
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:23,239
Speaker 1: it's all of this pressure, and yeah, he's just like wow,

916
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:25,600
Speaker 1: she looks like she's struggling. And then so I get

917
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:28,759
Speaker 1: done with the interviews with the publications and I just

918
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:32,360
Speaker 1: and then I walk away, and I'm about ready to

919
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:34,759
Speaker 1: burst into tears, like I am I'm like, I can't

920
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 1: great now, I can't even enjoy this fucking show because

921
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be in my head the whole time being

922
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:40,840
Speaker 1: like what did I say? Why did I say that?

923
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:43,480
Speaker 1: Why am I such a failure? Why did I Why

924
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:45,879
Speaker 1: am I even here? Like I should have never done

925
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:49,440
Speaker 1: the Red carpet, like this is embarrassing, Like I'm not

926
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:51,800
Speaker 1: a huge Kevin Hart fan. Why am I pretending to

927
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:54,719
Speaker 1: be one, and I was like freaking out. And I'm

928
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:56,759
Speaker 1: only sharing this because I think people can relate, and

929
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:58,400
Speaker 1: I just want people to know that, like it is

930
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 1: all a act a lot of times for people to

931
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:04,800
Speaker 1: seem entertaining and like confident, because even though you probably

932
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:06,400
Speaker 1: know that from this podcast that I'm not all of

933
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:08,279
Speaker 1: those things. But that's ended up what I said to

934
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:11,680
Speaker 1: the prin journalists people, I go, you want to know

935
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:14,239
Speaker 1: why I love Kevin Hart because he is pure. I

936
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:17,320
Speaker 1: admire his confidence. And that sounds like a dig because

937
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:20,160
Speaker 1: it sounds like you're just saying someone's not talented, they're

938
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 1: just confident or something. I'm like, no, he's already has talent.

939
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:25,719
Speaker 1: But no one believes in Kevin Hart more than Kevin Hart.

940
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:28,120
Speaker 1: And he's a testament to if you love yourself enough,

941
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 1: what you can do, if you don't question yourself, if

942
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:32,400
Speaker 1: you really love yourself, and you are never going to

943
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:34,560
Speaker 1: abandon yourself and you're always gonna be there for yourself

944
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:37,799
Speaker 1: no matter how much you fuck up. Kevin Hart has

945
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:43,120
Speaker 1: his own back, you know. And I said, have your

946
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:48,160
Speaker 1: own back. He's going back. So they're like nodding along

947
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 1: like yes, girl, yes, and I'm like, finally sticking the

948
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:53,880
Speaker 1: landing from my fucking talking point, and I go, I

949
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:56,960
Speaker 1: am not a confident person. I'm not feeling I was like,

950
00:44:57,160 --> 00:45:00,320
Speaker 1: I as someone who really struggles with my confident and

951
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 1: I know that looking at me, it seems like I am.

952
00:45:03,719 --> 00:45:06,279
Speaker 1: But you if you talk to my girlfriends, you would

953
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:08,040
Speaker 1: all they would all say that I'm probably the least

954
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:11,240
Speaker 1: confident of all of them. And I know that shocking.

955
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:14,000
Speaker 1: But most comedians are not confident. And the ones that

956
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:15,960
Speaker 1: are most successful are the ones that figure out a

957
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,920
Speaker 1: way to fucking like themselves. Those are the ones that

958
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 1: their talent matches their amount, that they believe in themselves.

959
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:23,960
Speaker 1: And I really struggle with that, and that's what I

960
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,239
Speaker 1: admire in him. And they go, thank you, okay, and

961
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:28,040
Speaker 1: then they put the you know on to the next person.

962
00:45:28,239 --> 00:45:29,759
Speaker 1: And then I stepped off and I was about to

963
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 1: go cry. And then I saw her in and he

964
00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:34,400
Speaker 1: was like what happened because he was a little bit worried,

965
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:35,920
Speaker 1: but he was like, oh, it'll be fine, and I go,

966
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:37,359
Speaker 1: I need to go talk to them. So I went

967
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:39,319
Speaker 1: back to the print journalists and I said, and they

968
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:40,960
Speaker 1: weren't recording me. I go, hey, guys, I just want

969
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:45,120
Speaker 1: to let you know. I totally was not trying to

970
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:46,960
Speaker 1: pass you over because I don't admire what you do

971
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:49,239
Speaker 1: or like for any other reason than the fact that

972
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:52,480
Speaker 1: I was on the verge of a panic attack because

973
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:55,040
Speaker 1: of some questions that got asked before that I fucked up,

974
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:56,480
Speaker 1: So I had nothing to do with you, guys. I

975
00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:58,520
Speaker 1: just want to let you know I love you, thank you,

976
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:01,160
Speaker 1: and good night. Then I've walked off, and I felt

977
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:04,920
Speaker 1: good about that, but then I was like still panicking

978
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 1: about my answer to like not knowing his movies, and

979
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 1: then I was talking to I went to go talk

980
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,520
Speaker 1: to So I haven't seen Chris in like two or

981
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 1: three weeks, right, and I'm seeing him for the first time,

982
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 1: and he is about to produce this live show. So

983
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:23,880
Speaker 1: he's taking a minute from his night before it begins

984
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:26,800
Speaker 1: to go say hi to me and Karin, and I'm like,

985
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:30,719
Speaker 1: I fucking I was like, babe, I know you're busy.

986
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:31,840
Speaker 1: I was like, I just have to say, I'm just

987
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:35,640
Speaker 1: I can you just like make me feel calm about

988
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:38,239
Speaker 1: what just happened? And I told him what happened. He goes, oh,

989
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:40,280
Speaker 1: they won't use it, and I go, wait, why wouldn't

990
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:42,279
Speaker 1: they use that? It's so funny that I didn't know

991
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:44,359
Speaker 1: any Kevin Hart movies and I'm out of Kevin Hart

992
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:48,759
Speaker 1: Awards ceremony. And he was like, because they only want

993
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:52,440
Speaker 1: to make Kevin Hart look good, and I was like, oh,

994
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:54,800
Speaker 1: and then he walked away and I just all of

995
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:57,320
Speaker 1: a sudden relaxed in my whole body. And Kern was like,

996
00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:59,200
Speaker 1: Kerin had been talking me off the ledge for an

997
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:01,239
Speaker 1: hour prior to that, right before we got to see Chris.

998
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:03,320
Speaker 1: And Kerr goes, why couldn't I do what Chris just

999
00:47:03,719 --> 00:47:06,160
Speaker 1: gave to you? And I was like, dude, you did

1000
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:08,320
Speaker 1: so well, you said everything you possibly could. But I

1001
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 1: forgot that aspect of it that Hollywood is a star

1002
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:18,920
Speaker 1: maker machine, right. Everything is going towards making celebrities look perfect,

1003
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:21,840
Speaker 1: and they aren't really the ones that ever try to

1004
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:25,279
Speaker 1: embarrass celebrities. Like some of that happens, but it's usually

1005
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:26,960
Speaker 1: when they've already picked a victim, where we're like, this

1006
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:28,840
Speaker 1: person's to be made fun of, and we're always going

1007
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 1: to find things to make fun of them. Even TMZ

1008
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:34,040
Speaker 1: is uplifting celebrities, they're only making fun of the ones.

1009
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:37,279
Speaker 1: We've all decided we should trash them now. So no

1010
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:40,239
Speaker 1: one's like trying to generate new celebrities to trash or

1011
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:44,840
Speaker 1: make fun of art right or me. You know, like,

1012
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:46,839
Speaker 1: no one's trying to have a get you a moment

1013
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:48,640
Speaker 1: with me. And I'm coming from this place of like

1014
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:51,319
Speaker 1: I'm on Reddit so much, and so I see all

1015
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:54,919
Speaker 1: these gaffes of certain celebrities and I'm picturing myself becoming

1016
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:56,719
Speaker 1: one of them, and I was like, oh, that's right.

1017
00:47:56,880 --> 00:48:00,360
Speaker 1: Like everyone press, it's like the Royal well, you know,

1018
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:02,920
Speaker 1: like the Royal family and the British Press are like

1019
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:05,239
Speaker 1: in bed together. Even though they seem at odds because

1020
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:07,960
Speaker 1: the press comes after them, they really work together to

1021
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:09,879
Speaker 1: build up the royal family and they both need each

1022
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:13,400
Speaker 1: other and without each other, neither could exist. That's what

1023
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:17,120
Speaker 1: celebrities and press are. Press is never trying to like

1024
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:20,080
Speaker 1: make a celebrity look bad unless we all agree. Everyone's

1025
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:21,840
Speaker 1: just trying to make everyone look good. So when he

1026
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:23,720
Speaker 1: said that, I was like, oh my god, it's so logical,

1027
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 1: like yeah, they would never use that. No One's like

1028
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:29,440
Speaker 1: it might resurface in like ten years of like look

1029
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:31,640
Speaker 1: at this embarrassing moment on a red carpet, but it's

1030
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:33,480
Speaker 1: not gonna be now, and so I was able to

1031
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 1: relax and actually have fun. But it was the worst

1032
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:40,520
Speaker 1: moment of my career. I think honestly, the way it

1033
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:46,200
Speaker 1: felt in my body, it was worse than fainting on stage. Yes,

1034
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 1: because this the scale of this was larger. Yes, fainting

1035
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:52,479
Speaker 1: on stage was probably the uh No, dancing with stars

1036
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:55,799
Speaker 1: being eliminated first was the worst. Yeah, And being said

1037
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:57,840
Speaker 1: that I was awkward and that I'm not a good dancer,

1038
00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:00,800
Speaker 1: and being laughed at by like goodman, rest in peace,

1039
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:04,000
Speaker 1: you bastard. Actually, we'll talk more about this when we

1040
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:07,919
Speaker 1: get back, because we have to take a break. Nain, Okay,

1041
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:08,439
Speaker 1: we're back.

1042
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:10,320
Speaker 2: Why did you faint on stage?

1043
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:15,399
Speaker 1: In two thousand and seven, when I was performing at

1044
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:19,840
Speaker 1: Hennessy's in Dana Point, it was like a restaurant and

1045
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:21,680
Speaker 1: I was on stage and I hadn't eaten enough that day,

1046
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:26,400
Speaker 1: and I smoked a little weed and I ran before

1047
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:28,400
Speaker 1: the show. That was also what was going on. I

1048
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 1: had not eaten enough, I had run on a treadmill before, Like,

1049
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:35,880
Speaker 1: I just set myself up to be anxious. And then

1050
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:38,200
Speaker 1: the second I was doing well on stage too, and

1051
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 1: I just started blacking out and I had never blacked

1052
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:43,560
Speaker 1: out before. And I go, I think I'm gonna faint

1053
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:47,680
Speaker 1: because I wasn't I couldn't remember my jokes, like my

1054
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:49,480
Speaker 1: brain was failing me. And then it started getting tunnel

1055
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:50,759
Speaker 1: vision and I didn't know what was happening, but I

1056
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:52,920
Speaker 1: just go, I think I'm gonna faint. And then I

1057
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 1: looked at the woman in the front row and I go,

1058
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:58,319
Speaker 1: is that awkward? And she said yes, and I said

1059
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:01,919
Speaker 1: it is. And that's the last thing I said. I know, well,

1060
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,640
Speaker 1: it was before awkward was like a catchphrase.

1061
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:05,359
Speaker 2: I have to say.

1062
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:07,680
Speaker 1: This was two thousand and seven. Awkward wasn't like. I

1063
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:09,880
Speaker 1: just was like, is that I don't know what My

1064
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:11,759
Speaker 1: brain wasn't working. I don't know if anyone here has

1065
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:16,080
Speaker 1: ever fainted. But you aren't cognitively with it. No, you're

1066
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:19,920
Speaker 1: not cognizant. And she goes yeah, and I and I go,

1067
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:22,600
Speaker 1: it is, like I questioned, it, like it is. And

1068
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:24,840
Speaker 1: then when I fainted, I kept the microphone next to

1069
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:27,439
Speaker 1: my mouth and I was mumbling things all the way down.

1070
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:29,799
Speaker 1: It was really embarrassing. It was the most embarrassing moment

1071
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:32,880
Speaker 1: in my life. And I came to I can't ever

1072
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 1: heard this, dude. I fainted in front of a room

1073
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:40,040
Speaker 1: of probably three hundred people. Wow, and it went dead silent.

1074
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:42,360
Speaker 1: The MC came up and rescued me. I don't know

1075
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:43,920
Speaker 1: exactly how it went down because I fainted, but I

1076
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:45,880
Speaker 1: nearly fell off the stage because it was just a

1077
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:47,960
Speaker 1: stage that was built up in the middle of this room,

1078
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:50,120
Speaker 1: like there was no back to it, there's no wall.

1079
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 1: So I almost fell off the back of this platua.

1080
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:55,120
Speaker 1: But these guys came up and caught me, and I

1081
00:50:55,239 --> 00:50:57,840
Speaker 1: just kind of crumpled. And then I kept talking, and

1082
00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:02,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, and I had a dream while I was

1083
00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:04,759
Speaker 1: fainted that I fainted on stage, and I was like,

1084
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,960
Speaker 1: and then I was also in the ocean, like rolling

1085
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:10,399
Speaker 1: around in waves. And then I woke up from a dream. Yeah,

1086
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:11,920
Speaker 1: I woke up from a dream that I had fainted

1087
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:14,560
Speaker 1: on stage. And I've told this story before, but you

1088
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:16,319
Speaker 1: know when you wake up from a dream that's really bad,

1089
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:18,600
Speaker 1: like a nightmare, and you go, oh my god, thank god,

1090
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:22,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm so glad that didn't happen. That's

1091
00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:25,040
Speaker 1: how I woke up. I go, oh, oh my god,

1092
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:27,520
Speaker 1: that would have been the worst embarrassing thing ever, the

1093
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:29,959
Speaker 1: god that was a dream, Oh my god, it wasn't.

1094
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:32,440
Speaker 1: And I all of a sudden look around and I'm like,

1095
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:36,080
Speaker 1: this is real. And because I was so embarrassed, the

1096
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:38,319
Speaker 1: anger came through like it did on the Red Carpet

1097
00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:40,240
Speaker 1: when I snapped at them and go, I'm not supposed

1098
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:43,200
Speaker 1: to know Keevin art movie or whatever I said. The

1099
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:46,120
Speaker 1: anger came through and I stood up in the adrenaline

1100
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:48,880
Speaker 1: and I go and I ran. I ran out of

1101
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:50,920
Speaker 1: the room right and then I'm and I went right

1102
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:55,600
Speaker 1: to the bathroom, final thought. So I fainted, I stood up,

1103
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:58,200
Speaker 1: I ran. The room is dead quiet, like I woke

1104
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:01,120
Speaker 1: up because of the quiet. Right, I ran to the bathroom.

1105
00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 1: I'm in the bathroom, alone in the women's room, and

1106
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:06,600
Speaker 1: no one's coming in to like help me or check

1107
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:07,960
Speaker 1: in on me. But I'm in the stall and I'm

1108
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:09,800
Speaker 1: really thinking my career is over. My career is not

1109
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 1: even begone. This is two thousand and seven. I'm going

1110
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:14,400
Speaker 1: to New Faces very soon. This was planning to go

1111
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:18,680
Speaker 1: to Montreal, New Faces, Big Opportunity. Rest in peace, Rest

1112
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 1: and peace as well, Len Goodman, and New Faces.

1113
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:24,799
Speaker 2: Yes are everything that embarrassed you is now going to hell.

1114
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:28,680
Speaker 2: Watch how Hennessy's fell into the ocean.

1115
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:33,840
Speaker 1: I think it's still around. I would love to go

1116
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:35,440
Speaker 1: back to the scene of this crime. But it was

1117
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:37,640
Speaker 1: so Someone's written to me. They heard me telling this

1118
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:39,080
Speaker 1: on another podcast, and I was like, oh my god,

1119
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:42,560
Speaker 1: I know Hennessey's and Dana point. So I am in

1120
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:45,600
Speaker 1: that stall and I'm just like, oh my God, like

1121
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:48,759
Speaker 1: this is gonna get out. It just felt it felt

1122
00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:50,760
Speaker 1: the same way I felt in that Kevin Hart moment, actually,

1123
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:54,880
Speaker 1: because I'm like, you, dumb bitch, you didn't eat enough today.

1124
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:57,160
Speaker 1: This is what I feeling when I fainted. You didn't

1125
00:52:57,160 --> 00:52:59,160
Speaker 1: eat enough. You're kind of anorexic right now, and you're

1126
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:01,800
Speaker 1: not admitted to yours. It's the thing you're hiding from people.

1127
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:04,239
Speaker 1: You're not telling people you're not eating, but you're trying

1128
00:53:04,239 --> 00:53:05,520
Speaker 1: to lose weight so you can have some sort of

1129
00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:07,440
Speaker 1: control when you're in Montreal, because you know you're not

1130
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:09,359
Speaker 1: funny enough to go, so you have to be thin

1131
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:12,120
Speaker 1: because then that'll be some kind of achievement. I don't

1132
00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:13,200
Speaker 1: know what was going on in my head, but I

1133
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:16,600
Speaker 1: felt like I had I had been doing sneaky things

1134
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:19,080
Speaker 1: and I was busted, like I fainted. I had been

1135
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:22,040
Speaker 1: anarexic at that point for you know, five years, and

1136
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:24,480
Speaker 1: I had never fainted. And as an anirexic, you're constantly

1137
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:27,800
Speaker 1: getting up and like losing kind of getting stars and

1138
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:29,759
Speaker 1: like almost passing out. But then you catch yourself and

1139
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:32,880
Speaker 1: you're like, Okay, still got it. And I had. It

1140
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:35,239
Speaker 1: just felt like a moment of such weakness and what

1141
00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:37,920
Speaker 1: an idiot. You're an adult woman who's fainting on stage.

1142
00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:40,680
Speaker 1: And I felt like, I don't know, you know, in

1143
00:53:40,719 --> 00:53:42,880
Speaker 1: that moment where you're not thinking rationally, You're like, my

1144
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:45,440
Speaker 1: life is over. This is gonna get out. People are

1145
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:47,640
Speaker 1: gonna find out. I don't I can't even play out

1146
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:50,640
Speaker 1: how it ever could have gone that way, because who

1147
00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:53,120
Speaker 1: gives a fuck? Right, you know, even if I was

1148
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:56,120
Speaker 1: famous and fainted, like who everyone just has computishit for someone.

1149
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,160
Speaker 2: Who faces empathy, like the person in the front row

1150
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:02,440
Speaker 2: was totally wrong, and it was sent you into this headspace.

1151
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:06,800
Speaker 2: You it's not awkward to faint on stage. It's frightening,

1152
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:10,799
Speaker 2: and it's you're concerned about the awkward. It depends how

1153
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:12,640
Speaker 2: you fall. I guess if you like hit your head.

1154
00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:15,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was probably awkward that I was asking, well,

1155
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:18,320
Speaker 1: she was just felt like put on the spot. She

1156
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:20,920
Speaker 1: didn't thought it was a part of your act. A

1157
00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:22,560
Speaker 1: lot of people did. They were like, was that a bit?

1158
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:24,440
Speaker 1: And I'm like, why would that ever? I guess if

1159
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:26,799
Speaker 1: I was like cofmanesque but like that, I would never

1160
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:29,279
Speaker 1: do that. And not that anyone knew my style then

1161
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:33,800
Speaker 1: I was literally unknown. But I was in that stall

1162
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:36,120
Speaker 1: just thinking like, my life is over. This is going

1163
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:38,600
Speaker 1: to get back up to LA. They're going to kick

1164
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:40,880
Speaker 1: me out of the festival. I'm a liability. I think

1165
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:42,440
Speaker 1: that's where a lot of it comes from. A lot

1166
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:45,920
Speaker 1: of shame comes from, like your liability. And even on

1167
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:50,000
Speaker 1: that red carpet, I'm like, oh, you dumb bitch. Like

1168
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:52,239
Speaker 1: you could have on the way over in the car,

1169
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:54,400
Speaker 1: instead of talking to Current about whatever fun thing you

1170
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:56,719
Speaker 1: wanted to talk about, you could have said, Hey, what's

1171
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:58,200
Speaker 1: just some things I could talk about with the Kevin

1172
00:54:58,239 --> 00:54:59,920
Speaker 1: Hart thing? Can we go over some Kevin Hart movies?

1173
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:03,439
Speaker 1: Like I could have been, you know, practicing and getting ready,

1174
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:05,120
Speaker 1: But instead I was like, Hey, what's been going on

1175
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:06,719
Speaker 1: in your life? And blah blah blah and just wanting

1176
00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:10,120
Speaker 1: to have fun and it's like it I started beating

1177
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:12,279
Speaker 1: up on myself for not doing enough hard work and

1178
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:15,040
Speaker 1: for like not eating enough. And why did I go

1179
00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:17,080
Speaker 1: on the treadmill for an extra ten minutes that probably

1180
00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:18,759
Speaker 1: depleted me in a way that I couldn't come up

1181
00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:21,239
Speaker 1: with Kevin Hart movie to lie about? Why would I

1182
00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:23,239
Speaker 1: even lie? Why haven't I seen a Kevin Hart movie?

1183
00:55:23,239 --> 00:55:26,600
Speaker 1: I'm a bad person. Kevin Hart is a national treasure.

1184
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:28,239
Speaker 1: What's wrong with me? Why do I Why am I

1185
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:30,080
Speaker 1: in entertainment if I've never seen a Kevin Hart movie?

1186
00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:31,400
Speaker 1: Why do I expect to be in movies if I

1187
00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:32,640
Speaker 1: haven't like all these things?

1188
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:33,439
Speaker 2: Oh? Boy?

1189
00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 1: So I'm in that stall in two thousand and seven though,

1190
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:38,560
Speaker 1: and I'm like it's over for me. And then I

1191
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:41,600
Speaker 1: was like so embarrassed that I got angry and I

1192
00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:44,359
Speaker 1: just ran out of the bathroom and to a room

1193
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:46,080
Speaker 1: of people that is waiting for me to emerge from

1194
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:48,520
Speaker 1: the bathroom, trying to collect themselves figure out what's going on,

1195
00:55:48,719 --> 00:55:50,400
Speaker 1: what's going on with the show. No one's in the

1196
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:52,880
Speaker 1: bathroom because there's no women on the show that are

1197
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:54,880
Speaker 1: running the show to come checking on me. They're all men.

1198
00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:57,719
Speaker 1: So they're like, there's no one coming in, right, so

1199
00:55:57,719 --> 00:56:01,480
Speaker 1: I'm probably in there for a minute. I burst out

1200
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:04,080
Speaker 1: of the doors, burst out onto this room of three

1201
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:06,560
Speaker 1: hundred people. It's literally the bathroom's right next to the stage,

1202
00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:08,680
Speaker 1: so they're all facing me, and I go, is anyone

1203
00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:10,120
Speaker 1: gonna fucking help me?

1204
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:10,960
Speaker 2: Then?

1205
00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:14,400
Speaker 1: And I look at them all just like rabbit right,

1206
00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:16,759
Speaker 1: and then I beline it right right into the kitchen,

1207
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:18,480
Speaker 1: right off to the right. I see the kitchen doors

1208
00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:20,000
Speaker 1: and I bang through the double doors, and I was like,

1209
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:22,440
Speaker 1: give me a piece of bread, like I just needed

1210
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:25,280
Speaker 1: some kind of you know, obviously my blood sugar had failed,

1211
00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:27,719
Speaker 1: so I was like, I need some food, and they

1212
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:29,680
Speaker 1: give me food, and I'm then I'm embarrassed that I

1213
00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:31,840
Speaker 1: yelled because that was so not cool and it's no

1214
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:34,120
Speaker 1: one's fault except my own. And then I'm in the

1215
00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:37,399
Speaker 1: kitchen hiding, trying not to ever have to go back

1216
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:39,680
Speaker 1: out there, and I'm crying, and I'm asking for my

1217
00:56:39,719 --> 00:56:41,560
Speaker 1: friend Taylor Williamson, who was there. I was like, I

1218
00:56:41,719 --> 00:56:44,680
Speaker 1: need Taylor, where's Taylor? And then he comes in. He's

1219
00:56:44,760 --> 00:56:47,279
Speaker 1: so shooken up. I was so embarrassing to see how

1220
00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:50,560
Speaker 1: scared he was felt. I felt so bad and then I, oh,

1221
00:56:50,719 --> 00:56:52,960
Speaker 1: I eventually had to walk out into the room to

1222
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:56,920
Speaker 1: like leave, and like everyone started applauding, and that was

1223
00:56:57,160 --> 00:56:57,480
Speaker 1: made me.

1224
00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:01,919
Speaker 3: That's why you don't want birthday speeches because it brings

1225
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:02,760
Speaker 3: up that trauma.

1226
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:05,920
Speaker 1: It's just too much attention and it's too sincere and

1227
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,160
Speaker 1: it's like sweet and they were all happy I was alive,

1228
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:10,680
Speaker 1: but so yeah, it kind of was the same vibe. No,

1229
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:11,880
Speaker 1: it's a good connection.

1230
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:14,360
Speaker 2: What was your exit strategy after that? Which is a

1231
00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:21,640
Speaker 2: Kevin Hart movie? It is right, that's yes. So I.

1232
00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:26,320
Speaker 1: I just ate dinner because I had planned on I

1233
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:28,240
Speaker 1: was broke at the time, right this two thousand and seven.

1234
00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:29,720
Speaker 1: So when you would get these gigs, you would get

1235
00:57:29,720 --> 00:57:31,240
Speaker 1: to eat one meal at the place and you can

1236
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:33,920
Speaker 1: get whatever you wanted. So I got this badass salad

1237
00:57:33,960 --> 00:57:35,680
Speaker 1: that was filled with stuff and I was so excited

1238
00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:37,600
Speaker 1: to eat it. But when I got there, they were like,

1239
00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:39,120
Speaker 1: can you go at first? And I was like, I

1240
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:41,240
Speaker 1: really need to eat. I knew that I was suffering

1241
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:42,720
Speaker 1: because I hadn't eaten all day. It was my one

1242
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:45,360
Speaker 1: meal a day because I was really you know, dieting,

1243
00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:49,680
Speaker 1: and and they go, don't you can just eat your

1244
00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:51,200
Speaker 1: food will be ready as soon as you get off stage,

1245
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:53,320
Speaker 1: and I go, yeah, okay, fine, big mistake. So I

1246
00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:55,760
Speaker 1: ate my food and then everyone was like, she can't

1247
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:57,480
Speaker 1: drive back on her own. I'm like, I swear to

1248
00:57:57,640 --> 00:58:00,360
Speaker 1: God I can. I am fine, And so it was

1249
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:02,520
Speaker 1: a big fight with everyone to let me drive back

1250
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:04,840
Speaker 1: on my own, and they eventually did, and then nothing

1251
00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:07,080
Speaker 1: happened to I just went to Montreal and bombed my

1252
00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:09,760
Speaker 1: face off. And that brings us to my conclusion on

1253
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:13,000
Speaker 1: Kevin Hart, which is I bombed at Montreal. Bombed for me.

1254
00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:15,880
Speaker 1: It wasn't bombing, but like at Montreal, you want to

1255
00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:18,080
Speaker 1: stand out, and I just didn't. I was beat blow

1256
00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:23,040
Speaker 1: mediocre right, and I was too thin, and it was

1257
00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:25,160
Speaker 1: like I didn't even look good. I looked sick. I

1258
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:27,640
Speaker 1: had bags under my eyes. I was I had a

1259
00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:29,400
Speaker 1: crush on this guy and I kind of got too

1260
00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:31,680
Speaker 1: drunk and threw myself at him and got rejected and

1261
00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:34,320
Speaker 1: felt really embarrassed by that. I was also on the

1262
00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:36,320
Speaker 1: same dance floor where I threw myself at that guy

1263
00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:39,240
Speaker 1: while we were slow dancing. Later on, we were fast

1264
00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:44,080
Speaker 1: dancing and I slipped and fell and like sprained my wrists.

1265
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:46,240
Speaker 1: So I had like a I had to have my

1266
00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:49,280
Speaker 1: wrist bandage. So I was like drunk and dry and

1267
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:54,520
Speaker 1: hungry and not funny this entire special or this entire time,

1268
00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:58,080
Speaker 1: and I was just I just felt like such a fraud,

1269
00:58:58,160 --> 00:58:59,640
Speaker 1: like what are you doing here? And I was drinking

1270
00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:01,600
Speaker 1: too much. It was my life was just in shambles, right,

1271
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:05,000
Speaker 1: and my bones were so brittle. That's probably why it broke,

1272
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:09,720
Speaker 1: because I wasn't feeding myself. But then I went to

1273
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:12,640
Speaker 1: go see this comic that was the talk of the

1274
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:14,920
Speaker 1: fest and he was having like he was doing his

1275
00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:17,120
Speaker 1: first like big theater shows, and he was the show

1276
00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:19,120
Speaker 1: to go see. There's always like for every year, it

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Speaker 1: just for laughs, there's like one guy who's like, this

1278
00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:23,880
Speaker 1: guy's taking over the world. He's the next big thing.

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Speaker 1: Kevin Hart. I'd never heard of him, went to go

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Speaker 1: see him in two thousand and seven, which was confirmed

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00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:30,920
Speaker 1: later on by people at the party I go. I

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00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:32,560
Speaker 1: saw Kevin Hart for the first in two thousand and seven.

1283
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:33,960
Speaker 1: They were like, that's the year he broke. That was

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00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:36,240
Speaker 1: the year that like, that was that summer and I

1285
00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:38,240
Speaker 1: goes Montreal, they were like, that was the festival, that

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00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:41,480
Speaker 1: was the moment, and I went to go see him,

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Speaker 1: and I had to leave because I was so depressed

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00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:49,200
Speaker 1: at how good he was and how young he was,

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00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:50,880
Speaker 1: because he's not that much older than me. He's like,

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Speaker 1: I think he's like forty five. He's like six years

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Speaker 1: older than me. That's crazy five years older than me,

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00:59:56,880 --> 00:59:58,840
Speaker 1: and he was just crushing it away. I could never

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00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:04,600
Speaker 1: even is he it's get the fuck out. He's forty four. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's been around for so long. He's so fucking good

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01:00:07,720 --> 01:00:09,600
Speaker 1: and and and so that was my whole story, was like,

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Speaker 1: I Kevin Hart, I the reason I can't watch him

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01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:15,200
Speaker 1: is because he's too good and I spun it right.

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01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:17,440
Speaker 1: But that is actually if we're getting at the root

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Speaker 1: of why I haven't seen Kevin Hart movies. Yes, they

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01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:22,920
Speaker 1: don't always appeal to me because they're like, you know, uh,

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01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:25,880
Speaker 1: they're just like broad comedies that I'm not even watching

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01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:28,840
Speaker 1: specific comedies. I don't really and comedians don't really always

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01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:32,240
Speaker 1: like comedy. But he also is just too naturally talented

1304
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:34,840
Speaker 1: and it bugs me. Yeah, And that was kind of

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01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:36,640
Speaker 1: the vibe of the night, was everyone was just like,

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01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:39,280
Speaker 1: you're just so naturally talented, and you believe in yourself

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01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:41,840
Speaker 1: too much. And we all don't. We don't. We don't

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Speaker 1: know why.

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Speaker 2: Commercials he's also great in commercials.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean DraftKings is the kind of the only

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01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:51,280
Speaker 1: thing that I see him in. What commercial would i've

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01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:54,600
Speaker 1: seen him in? I don't watch commercials sports right now.

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01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:58,160
Speaker 1: I just see it on like the Reddit one where

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01:00:58,160 --> 01:00:59,840
Speaker 1: it's a still image of him and he looks good

1315
01:00:59,880 --> 01:01:00,120
Speaker 1: at that.

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01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:03,000
Speaker 2: And he's hilarious in like subway and State, State Farm,

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01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:06,640
Speaker 2: sometimes various he just pops up in various places.

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Speaker 1: What what was the best part about it for me?

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01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:11,560
Speaker 1: Which I haven't seen someone else do at the Mark

1320
01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:15,920
Speaker 1: Twain Prize is like heckle the people who are insulting

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01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:19,320
Speaker 1: him in a way that was so fucking on point.

1322
01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:21,360
Speaker 1: So someone would make a joke about Kevin Hart and

1323
01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:23,560
Speaker 1: he'd go like, come on, Chelsea, come on like he

1324
01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:26,480
Speaker 1: would he would like come at her, back at her

1325
01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:28,280
Speaker 1: in a way that was really fun and like the

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01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:30,440
Speaker 1: banter at it was so fun. And there is a

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01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:33,760
Speaker 1: moment that happens at the Mark Twain Prize. Keith Robinson

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01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:37,720
Speaker 1: did something impromptu. Keith Robinson, who has had two strokes

1329
01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:40,280
Speaker 1: and had to walk out on stage with his cane

1330
01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:43,360
Speaker 1: and talk slower, and it's very hard to understand. Now

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01:01:44,240 --> 01:01:46,880
Speaker 1: even though you know he's he's his mind is still

1332
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:48,760
Speaker 1: sharp as fuck, but he's just talking slower, and he's

1333
01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:50,680
Speaker 1: it's a little slurred, and he has a cane and

1334
01:01:50,760 --> 01:01:54,080
Speaker 1: he's just slow. But there's a moment with him that

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01:01:54,240 --> 01:01:56,200
Speaker 1: is one of the funniest things I will ever witness

1336
01:01:56,400 --> 01:01:58,520
Speaker 1: in my life. And you must watch it at some

1337
01:01:58,600 --> 01:02:01,680
Speaker 1: point when the Mark Twain Prize comes out on Netflix.

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01:02:02,320 --> 01:02:05,240
Speaker 1: It was not planned and it was so hilarious. And

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01:02:05,280 --> 01:02:07,240
Speaker 1: then also there was another moment that Kevin Hart had

1340
01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:10,480
Speaker 1: later in the evening that just solidified how extraordinary he

1341
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:13,560
Speaker 1: was because it was another unplanned moment that was just

1342
01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:16,200
Speaker 1: top notch. But there was it was it was savage.

1343
01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:20,200
Speaker 1: He was so good, and like God, Chappelle, Chappelle goes.

1344
01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:22,800
Speaker 1: Chappella goes out and does this amazing monologue that has

1345
01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:26,040
Speaker 1: a point, it's poignant, it's funny, it has a beginning, middle,

1346
01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:29,720
Speaker 1: and end. It callbacks to things, and the guy doesn't

1347
01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:31,760
Speaker 1: even have notes in the prompter for it.

1348
01:02:32,280 --> 01:02:34,920
Speaker 2: Wow, he's probably riffing, He's.

1349
01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:36,919
Speaker 1: What the fuck, dude.

1350
01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:38,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just.

1351
01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:42,360
Speaker 1: I was very curious to hear what they each had

1352
01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:45,080
Speaker 1: in the prompter, and some had the whole script and

1353
01:02:45,160 --> 01:02:46,960
Speaker 1: some had just bullet points. This is based on, you know,

1354
01:02:47,080 --> 01:02:50,960
Speaker 1: my connections with the production team. I had to suck

1355
01:02:51,040 --> 01:02:55,160
Speaker 1: some dick to get these answers, you guys. But I

1356
01:02:55,280 --> 01:02:57,160
Speaker 1: was like, did Chris Rock have notes? He's like, get

1357
01:02:57,200 --> 01:03:00,920
Speaker 1: down on your knees. I'll tell you after Uh yeah,

1358
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:03,240
Speaker 1: for ten years I've been doing this all to get

1359
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:05,480
Speaker 1: the answers to Chris Rock has anything in the prompter

1360
01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:08,800
Speaker 1: when he gives a speech about Kevin mart But Chapelle

1361
01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:13,640
Speaker 1: had nothing, and that really, uh you know what that means, Brian.

1362
01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:15,200
Speaker 1: I mean, I think a lot of people do think

1363
01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:19,480
Speaker 1: comedians just riff, but that is extraordinary, extraordinary.

1364
01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:21,640
Speaker 2: He probably thought about it for a little while, but

1365
01:03:21,720 --> 01:03:23,240
Speaker 2: then I bet you he went up there and that's

1366
01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:25,000
Speaker 2: what he does. That's what he does on stage.

1367
01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:27,360
Speaker 1: That's what we were debating. Do you think he was backstage?

1368
01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:28,920
Speaker 1: Do you think he had a moment of like piecing

1369
01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:30,600
Speaker 1: it together in his head and kind of going over it.

1370
01:03:30,680 --> 01:03:33,680
Speaker 1: And I think, without question he did this. Isn't he

1371
01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:36,040
Speaker 1: could do it off the dome without any problem. But

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Speaker 1: I definitely don't think he's someone who doesn't prepare. He

1373
01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:40,760
Speaker 1: prepares in his own way. He just doesn't need to

1374
01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:43,959
Speaker 1: rely on notes. There was no moment everyone else which

1375
01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:46,760
Speaker 1: I would need this so much, So there's no judgment.

1376
01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:49,440
Speaker 1: Every brilliant the brilliance that was on that night, Like

1377
01:03:50,280 --> 01:03:53,840
Speaker 1: I'm not speaking ill of their talent, but they would

1378
01:03:53,840 --> 01:03:55,520
Speaker 1: say something sincere and turn to Kevin Hart and then

1379
01:03:55,520 --> 01:03:56,800
Speaker 1: they'd have to go back to the prompter to like

1380
01:03:56,840 --> 01:03:58,600
Speaker 1: finish what they were, like to get back on track

1381
01:03:58,640 --> 01:04:00,720
Speaker 1: and have to like look down the barrel. Chappelle was

1382
01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:03,160
Speaker 1: just all about Kevin. The whole thing was to Kevin.

1383
01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:05,840
Speaker 1: He wasn't worried about anyone else, even though he's giving

1384
01:04:05,840 --> 01:04:07,680
Speaker 1: a performance that was to the whole room. We all

1385
01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:10,400
Speaker 1: felt included. It just felt so sincere and down the barrel.

1386
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:13,240
Speaker 1: And then Chappelle goes off and he's you know, he

1387
01:04:13,320 --> 01:04:16,560
Speaker 1: goes to sit next to Seinfeld and Rock and there's

1388
01:04:16,600 --> 01:04:18,680
Speaker 1: like a song playing because it's during commercial break or

1389
01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:20,880
Speaker 1: whatever it's you do it. They're doing a change up

1390
01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:23,600
Speaker 1: and the camera's on him and it's like, you know,

1391
01:04:23,720 --> 01:04:25,480
Speaker 1: we're all just like kind of waiting for the next

1392
01:04:25,560 --> 01:04:28,360
Speaker 1: thing to happen, and he's just like dancing and like

1393
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:31,280
Speaker 1: not even dancing for like to be entertaining, but just

1394
01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:34,680
Speaker 1: like having a good time and not so self aware,

1395
01:04:34,720 --> 01:04:37,160
Speaker 1: and I just I just fucking love him so much.

1396
01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:40,680
Speaker 1: And I know this is gonna sound I'm not even

1397
01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:42,200
Speaker 1: gonna say what I was gonna say, because I want

1398
01:04:42,280 --> 01:04:43,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say to you off air and then you

1399
01:04:43,960 --> 01:04:46,600
Speaker 1: can I can. I'll say it on our next episode

1400
01:04:46,760 --> 01:04:50,360
Speaker 1: of The Diamond Players Club that has being on a paywall,

1401
01:04:50,560 --> 01:04:52,000
Speaker 1: because I don't want to get canceled for what I'm

1402
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:54,240
Speaker 1: gonna say. But there's something he reminds me of someone

1403
01:04:55,680 --> 01:04:57,880
Speaker 1: so much, and I don't want it to be uh,

1404
01:04:58,080 --> 01:04:59,720
Speaker 1: to come off the wrong way when I say it,

1405
01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:03,280
Speaker 1: so I'll say it too off air, but ken our

1406
01:05:03,360 --> 01:05:05,320
Speaker 1: next interesting episode.

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01:05:05,240 --> 01:05:07,800
Speaker 2: Chase Freedom Commercials. Those are the ones season that I

1408
01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:08,400
Speaker 2: couldn't think of.

1409
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:12,320
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, well he's I'm glad that you said that

1410
01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:14,040
Speaker 1: you had also never seen a Kevin Hort.

1411
01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:17,720
Speaker 2: Movie of you Jumanji. I would have just said Jumanji instinctually,

1412
01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:19,280
Speaker 2: because I know that he was in Jumanji.

1413
01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:21,400
Speaker 1: See I forgot that he was in that because did

1414
01:05:21,440 --> 01:05:22,280
Speaker 1: you see Top Five?

1415
01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:25,240
Speaker 2: That was Chris Rocky movie movie?

1416
01:05:25,400 --> 01:05:26,240
Speaker 1: See Top Five?

1417
01:05:26,520 --> 01:05:26,760
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1418
01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:30,400
Speaker 1: Okay, no, I have seen Kevin Hart movies because you

1419
01:05:30,520 --> 01:05:31,240
Speaker 1: can't miss them.

1420
01:05:31,280 --> 01:05:33,680
Speaker 2: But I still Chris rock movie, but Kevin Hart's in it.

1421
01:05:34,080 --> 01:05:36,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a good movie. I actually really really

1422
01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:39,720
Speaker 1: like see that again. All right, Well, we we talked

1423
01:05:39,720 --> 01:05:40,960
Speaker 1: about something that I thought I was never going to

1424
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:42,480
Speaker 1: talk about again. I literally thought it was the end

1425
01:05:42,520 --> 01:05:43,919
Speaker 1: of my career, and now I'm here I am talking

1426
01:05:43,920 --> 01:05:46,480
Speaker 1: about on my podcast. Thank you guys for listening. We

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01:05:46,640 --> 01:05:49,439
Speaker 1: will talk about our weekend of shows tomorrow on the show,

1428
01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:52,040
Speaker 1: because we have. We were in Cincinnati, we were in Gary, Indiana.

1429
01:05:52,080 --> 01:05:52,959
Speaker 1: That was so much fun.

1430
01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:58,680
Speaker 2: Best what was that I did? Ride along? You did

1431
01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:01,720
Speaker 2: a ride along that this is not recover right along too?

1432
01:06:01,960 --> 01:06:06,600
Speaker 1: All right, we shall talk about that tomorrow. Thank you

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01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:08,680
Speaker 1: for listening, Adobe Ka Bye.