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Speaker 2: You here, thought I made myself perfectly clear, But you're

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Speaker 2: a guess to my home. You gotta come to be empty.

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Speaker 1: And I said, no guests, your presences presence, and.

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Speaker 2: I already had too much stuff.

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Speaker 1: So how did you dare.

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Speaker 3: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Bridget Winnecker, and

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Speaker 3: I'm so happy you're here. Another week is passed. We're

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Speaker 3: all slipping and sliding towards death, but that's fine because

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Speaker 3: we're just doing our best. And I'm so excited today

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Speaker 3: This is Andy Richter. Hello. Andy, I'm so happier here.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Bridger.

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Speaker 4: I'm happy to be here too, and I feel positively

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Speaker 4: electrified by your setup.

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Speaker 3: Of course, Well, I want you to feel happy and

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Speaker 3: just you know, right right, you know, thinking bright thought,

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Speaker 4: But honestly, the inevitability of death is something that you

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Speaker 3: Well why not just embrace it? Yes, yeah, and look

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Speaker 3: it precisely. I mean maybe ten years from now to

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Speaker 3: I think immortality would be I mean it would like

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Speaker 3: To stay until one am unbelievable. It's not nish. I

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Speaker 4: Yeah, how are you? I'm pretty good, Actually, I'm pretty good.

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Speaker 4: Had a change in medication recently, which has beau, which

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what changes have you seen? Uh?

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Speaker 4: The slight it's like, you know, like if you know,

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Speaker 3: you now? Oh gorgeous. I can actually see out of

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Speaker 3: light and exactly I look out and I see Burbank.

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Speaker 3: It may be mourning, or it may be like maybe

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Speaker 4: Right, it may be it may be morning. It maybe

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Speaker 4: a nuclear blast, Oh may it may be klea lights

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Speaker 4: really something. I just see something coming out that's not

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Speaker 4: the miserable hopelessness. That sounds beautiful. Can I ask you

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Speaker 4: what medication it is?

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Speaker 4: I am beginning on something called trent licks.

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Speaker 3: Trent Licks. I haven't heard of it. It's a new one.

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Speaker 3: It's a new uh. I'm on. Well Buttrin also, okay,

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Speaker 3: well Buttrin friend's been recommending this man, but he says

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Speaker 4: There are all different kinds of I mean, I've been

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Speaker 3: Of course early. My name was passed by thirty people

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Speaker 3: great to me. I don't. I mean, you know.

433
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:43,919
Speaker 4: It's because it's not you know, just fucking somebody is

434
00:23:44,119 --> 00:23:45,240
Speaker 4: just fucking somebody.

435
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:48,119
Speaker 3: But fucking somebody you love is Oh, it's a completely

436
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,080
Speaker 3: different ac Yeah.

437
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:51,840
Speaker 4: It's really it's it's it makes you understand, like, oh,

438
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:54,760
Speaker 4: I get it. Like that's what Like you know, when

439
00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:58,200
Speaker 4: you're you make love to somebody that you love, you're

440
00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:02,040
Speaker 4: fucking you know, sticking your hand and boots. I You're

441
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:06,399
Speaker 4: you're like touching the fabric of the universe. Whereas if

442
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:10,400
Speaker 4: you're just fucking somebody, you're just you know, shaking off

443
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:15,520
Speaker 4: into another. Yeah, which, boy, I can't wait the next

444
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:17,240
Speaker 4: if I ever have well.

445
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:22,400
Speaker 3: We all love yeah, but uh but.

446
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:24,800
Speaker 4: No, I mean and I and I also too. It's

447
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:27,600
Speaker 4: just it's to build something with somebody. That's like the

448
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,480
Speaker 4: most important work there is. I've had children. That's the

449
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:35,000
Speaker 4: most important work and my kids are continuing to be

450
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:37,240
Speaker 4: And I say work in not in.

451
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:38,800
Speaker 3: Like work like I got.

452
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:41,840
Speaker 4: I mean, like like no, life is work. Like there's

453
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:46,880
Speaker 4: like there's no if it's worth doing, it's there's.

454
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:48,879
Speaker 3: Some yan and yang to it.

455
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:55,440
Speaker 4: Sure, every beautiful thing takes some dil Yeah, and so, uh,

456
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:59,280
Speaker 4: you know, I still work at my relationship with my kids,

457
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:02,520
Speaker 4: and I still I'm learning with my kids. I mean

458
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:06,240
Speaker 4: my son, I confess to him a couple of years ago.

459
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:11,119
Speaker 4: You're the oldest. So everything that I do as a

460
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 4: father with you, I'm learning. It's the first time I've

461
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,159
Speaker 4: ever done it.

462
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:17,320
Speaker 3: It's a little easier with your sister because I went

463
00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:20,320
Speaker 3: through it with you already at this age, because there

464
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:23,520
Speaker 3: are very age specific things that happen in the development

465
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:29,040
Speaker 3: of young humans. But even so, the gender difference between

466
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:32,200
Speaker 3: them can throw a wrench in where I can say, like, well,

467
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:35,320
Speaker 3: I handle it like this with will, and here comes

468
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:37,879
Speaker 3: Mercy with sort of the same problem. But oh Christ

469
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:43,040
Speaker 3: with the toddamn ovaries are making it all different, you know.

470
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:49,639
Speaker 3: So no, I I think, no, I'm That's that's where

471
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:56,720
Speaker 3: my priorities always have have have laid is in you know.

472
00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:59,960
Speaker 4: Just building towards a long term monogamous relationship.

473
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, because and it's you.

474
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:06,879
Speaker 4: Know, in the monogamy, I the notion of monogamy not

475
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:11,320
Speaker 4: working to me. I also don't I don't I don't

476
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:17,959
Speaker 4: I feel like no, I feel in my being monogamy

477
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:18,880
Speaker 4: is a doable thing.

478
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,200
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I think, I mean, I think it frequently

479
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:24,439
Speaker 3: doesn't work. But when it does, I mean, and there

480
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:27,280
Speaker 3: are people that it doesn't standard, it doesn't resonate with.

481
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:30,520
Speaker 4: Sure, the notion of monogamy to them seems very confining,

482
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:32,240
Speaker 4: and it does not seem confined.

483
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:34,959
Speaker 3: Sure to just I mean, as somebody with very low energy,

484
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:37,479
Speaker 3: it's like, if I can just have this one person

485
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:41,000
Speaker 3: and we just deal with each other, yes, and yeah,

486
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,359
Speaker 3: and it's also too to me.

487
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:47,679
Speaker 4: The best part about just the physical aspect of a

488
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:52,960
Speaker 4: relationship is the we both have these ridiculous blood bags

489
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:58,320
Speaker 4: that are oozing smells and liquids and you know, and that,

490
00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:03,399
Speaker 4: and it's like, and you at your most relaxed is

491
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:04,520
Speaker 4: not It's not pretty?

492
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 3: Oh speak for yourself. I wan gorgeous, right, like a

493
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:16,440
Speaker 3: reclining alabaster status. Exactly.

494
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:21,280
Speaker 4: Time to relax eating this bag of Dorito's. Is that man?

495
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:24,120
Speaker 4: He's eating no detos.

496
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,359
Speaker 3: For me. I. In the last year, my boyfriend has

497
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 3: gone out on tour and it's been an interesting tour.

498
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:36,800
Speaker 3: He's touring with lame is he the Master of the

499
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:40,480
Speaker 3: House and the national tour for this Uh, it was

500
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:43,159
Speaker 3: like it was a difficult decision initially for both of

501
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 3: us because it seemed insane and they're going to begin

502
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 3: this long term thing. But I had forgotten how wonderful

503
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:52,240
Speaker 3: it is to have someone around to just edit your behavior. Yeah,

504
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:55,800
Speaker 3: it's so I immediately went back to like spending two

505
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,280
Speaker 3: hours trying to decide on what I was going to

506
00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:59,600
Speaker 3: eat for dinner or this sort of thing. It's like

507
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 3: if I had if Kim were around my things, they

508
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 3: cut it out. Yes, come on, we have to go somewhere.

509
00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:08,119
Speaker 3: But now it's just like a constant spir Yeah. Have

510
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:12,679
Speaker 3: you found as a newly single man these any difficulty

511
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:16,840
Speaker 3: like that? Or have you found yourself becoming more eccentric

512
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:20,520
Speaker 3: or like or I guess you were in a relationship

513
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:23,480
Speaker 3: long enough that you probably both were so comfortable around

514
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:24,080
Speaker 3: each other.

515
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:26,520
Speaker 4: That, yeah, there were there was a fair amount. Yes, definitely,

516
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 4: there was a fair amount of comfort. And I didn't

517
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:32,159
Speaker 4: feel like I was ever Yeah, I didn't. I didn't

518
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:35,240
Speaker 4: feel particularly like I had to put on airs. Sure,

519
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:38,280
Speaker 4: I was definitely able to be myself, and there was

520
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 4: you know, and we had an appreciation certainly for what

521
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:48,160
Speaker 4: ourselves at our root were. Yes, the only the main

522
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 4: thing for me is just the being alone after so

523
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 4: many years and because we were we were together for

524
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:59,880
Speaker 4: twenty seven years wow, and married for twenty five. It

525
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 4: just being around people and getting up and having your

526
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:07,240
Speaker 4: day being sort of filled with well, first I'm doing

527
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:10,000
Speaker 4: I got to take the kids to there, and then

528
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 4: we have this thing planned and then there's this and now.

529
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 4: It was really tough at the beginning of especially like

530
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 4: on a weekend when because I have, you know, mixed

531
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:25,440
Speaker 4: custody with my daughter, and like a weekend with my daughter,

532
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 4: then it's like we're doing stuff.

533
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:29,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then the other weekend.

534
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 4: Saturday, a Saturday, wake up on a Saturday and realize

535
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,600
Speaker 4: all the way through until I go to bed on

536
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:38,960
Speaker 4: Sunday night is up to me. And that was not

537
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 4: I had to really shift my feeling about that from oh,

538
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 4: I got nothing to do with, nobody to do it

539
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:52,200
Speaker 4: with too. I can do whatever the fuck I want.

540
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 3: I'm the king of the weekend.

541
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 4: I can do whatever I want. And it's still like

542
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 4: it still took it and it and still take work.

543
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 3: Oh of course, to be.

544
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:05,080
Speaker 4: I can do whatever I want. This is a blessing.

545
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 4: This is not this is not a curse, This is

546
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 4: not some sort of sentence that lonely guy needs to,

547
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:13,280
Speaker 4: you know, stumble around and.

548
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:16,560
Speaker 3: Just be miserable. So what are you doing to fill

549
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:20,480
Speaker 3: your time? I got a big dog. That's right, I've

550
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:22,160
Speaker 3: seen the dog is beautiful, thank you.

551
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:26,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's She's very helpful in sort of just there

552
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 4: was definitely when I got her, because it was in

553
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 4: conjunction with my daughter. I told my daughter, you know,

554
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,400
Speaker 4: I think I'm thinking about getting a dog, and literally

555
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:38,080
Speaker 4: thirty seconds later I had a fucking dog. And I

556
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 4: did have a couple only a couple of times like

557
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:46,600
Speaker 4: what the fuck am I doing assuming responsibility for another

558
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:50,480
Speaker 4: living thing when I'm trying to clear the decks, like,

559
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 4: you know, sort of in terms of like who I

560
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:58,760
Speaker 4: owe what and who I you know, who I'm beholden

561
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 4: to in terms of time and concern. And now I

562
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 4: hear I have this goddamn done shitting machine. I mean, granted, yeah,

563
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:09,240
Speaker 4: I get to snuggle her, and she's great and she's funny,

564
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 4: but yeah, but.

565
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 3: Still it's like, oh, another fucking thing I have to

566
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 3: keep alive, let something out three times a day?

567
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, and so but she I mean well, but

568
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:23,480
Speaker 4: also too, she helps just to bring happiness. Of course,

569
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 4: it's just you cannot, I mean, unless you're some kind

570
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 4: of monster, you can't. You cannot like deny just the

571
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 4: happiness that an animal of of course, you know.

572
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 3: My dog is she slept with me last night, and

573
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 3: it's just an incredible feeling. Yeah yeah in my arms.

574
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:41,120
Speaker 3: This yeah, eighty five pound thing that could easily just

575
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:44,320
Speaker 3: sing its jaws into me has decided to be alive

576
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 3: with me.

577
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:48,040
Speaker 4: And I still get struck over, like that thing comes

578
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:52,240
Speaker 4: from wolves and it's rims in my apartment. I still

579
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:55,200
Speaker 4: will say sometimes like hey, animal, how did you get

580
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:55,560
Speaker 4: in here?

581
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:58,720
Speaker 3: What are you doing? You're living with me? Why are

582
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 3: you being civil towards me? And anyway you could be

583
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:03,800
Speaker 3: in the woods when I bend over to get your food,

584
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 3: just jump at me, take care of me and very

585
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:13,240
Speaker 3: soft underbelly. Yeah, So then this apartment is yours until

586
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:16,080
Speaker 3: the fucking cable bill come, of course, So then how

587
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:19,720
Speaker 3: you're going to turn on the t vase? But then

588
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 3: but also to just learning to learning to and it's

589
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:27,000
Speaker 3: in terms of what I'm what I fill my time with.

590
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 3: I have effort.

591
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:30,840
Speaker 4: I have to make an effort.

592
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:33,720
Speaker 3: To go do things I have to You can't rely

593
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:37,320
Speaker 3: on others to yeah yeah, yeah, And that's and that's

594
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:40,920
Speaker 3: actually too, like not, I'm still not really great at it.

595
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:45,320
Speaker 4: I'm still difficult, still very much in a learning in

596
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 4: a learning space about how to do this.

597
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:52,640
Speaker 3: And I also too, for me in particular, it's not

598
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:56,480
Speaker 3: a coincidence that I'm a talk show sidekick. I am.

599
00:32:56,680 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 4: I was designed to be the calm thing sitting next

600
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 4: to the high strung ship needs more. I mean that

601
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 4: was like a pattern from an early point in my

602
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:12,840
Speaker 4: life of being like no, no, honey, you get it,

603
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:13,440
Speaker 4: you need it.

604
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:16,760
Speaker 3: I will get to this vibrating energy. Yeah, I'll be here,

605
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:21,760
Speaker 3: you know. And I have said it before. I'm for

606
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:24,840
Speaker 3: years I've said it, and it's just because it's true.

607
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:29,400
Speaker 3: But there's there's a thing with show horses that when

608
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 3: they transport a show horse, they frequently will send along

609
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 3: a dog.

610
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:39,479
Speaker 4: Present, just a companion to be in the trailer with it.

611
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:40,960
Speaker 4: And like I said, it will be a dog. There's

612
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,920
Speaker 4: also I've heard of a goat, Like there's a goat

613
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:46,680
Speaker 4: that just you know, like a goat and a horse.

614
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:48,560
Speaker 3: Of your house, absolutely adorable.

615
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:51,720
Speaker 4: And that's that's me. That's what I've always kind of been.

616
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:54,680
Speaker 4: There's been sort of like, like I say, the sort.

617
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 3: Of more.

618
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:03,959
Speaker 4: Narcissistic high, you know, like the higher energy creature that

619
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:07,640
Speaker 4: needs the stability of someone who's kind of a little

620
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 4: just more self contained.

621
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,120
Speaker 3: That's right. I'm and I've always been.

622
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:13,280
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm I'm a miserable wreck, but I've always

623
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:14,680
Speaker 4: been able to make my way.

624
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:18,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, you feel yeah, you give a level present, and

625
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:21,440
Speaker 3: I feel like you're kind of radiating. I'm a stable

626
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 3: present you.

627
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:24,280
Speaker 4: And I yeah, And I mean and I do feel

628
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:27,719
Speaker 4: that way. And I noticed it too early for my

629
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 4: earliest days of improvisation, the people that really needed it,

630
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:34,400
Speaker 4: you know, hang upside down, hang upside down from the

631
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:35,640
Speaker 4: flats and things like that.

632
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:37,719
Speaker 3: Huh. And I was always kind of like, if I

633
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,480
Speaker 3: was in a scene with somebody like that, like I'm

634
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:42,480
Speaker 3: not going to fight to compete with this.

635
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 4: There's plenty of this to go around. And well also

636
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:48,399
Speaker 4: too with these people. What I well, I should say,

637
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,799
Speaker 4: what I learned after a while is and I've said

638
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 4: this before on my podcast, is like all right, you

639
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:55,280
Speaker 4: go ahead, go ahead, go out there and be desperate

640
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 4: and beg for it. I'm going to stand back here

641
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:00,160
Speaker 4: and get more anyway, Yes, this is the dream. The

642
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,360
Speaker 4: job going to wait and I'm going to put a

643
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 4: button on this thing, and that's what people are going

644
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 4: to go exactly.

645
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:08,239
Speaker 3: So this for me. Anytime I'm watching a movie and

646
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:10,719
Speaker 3: someone sick, character is sick in a hospital bed, I

647
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 3: just like that actor's got the dream. That's the role

648
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 3: I want to be playing. Just put me in a

649
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:19,120
Speaker 3: stretcher and I'll lie there for hours. Yeah, give you

650
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 3: my lines. Everybody else's dance those beds. Those beds are

651
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:26,480
Speaker 3: never comfortable. That's probably. The sheets are always itchy, sure, yeah, yeah,

652
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 3: you know, like drop sheets.

653
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they don't like put a nice mattress pad

654
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:33,800
Speaker 4: this hundred count oh, kind of wrinkly. And the hospital beds,

655
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 4: like when I've done things in hospital beds, they're that

656
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 4: kind of plat because you know, people pissing ship all

657
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:41,880
Speaker 4: over the shore, so they're like kind of crinkly plastic.

658
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:46,200
Speaker 3: Oh that's right, that's float. Well, you famously played so

659
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:50,400
Speaker 3: many characters lying in hospital that's oh built an empire

660
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 3: yeah off of that.

661
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, for a while they just called the Andy Invalid

662
00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 4: star of shut in fame.

663
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:09,840
Speaker 3: Well, I don't want to derail a conversation. But I

664
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 3: feel like maybe this is your problem. This is a

665
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 3: podcast called I said no gift, right, I invite people

666
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:17,920
Speaker 3: on with it. I feel like things are pretty clear.

667
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 3: You're coming here, I say, I said no gift, right,

668
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:24,920
Speaker 3: you walk in today, you're holding a bag, right, I

669
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:27,399
Speaker 3: mean maybe this is your purse, but no, no, this

670
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:29,400
Speaker 3: is this is a gift. You brought me, a gift

671
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:34,240
Speaker 3: I did out of just out of spike, out of spite.

672
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:36,840
Speaker 3: You just wanted to in my day, right.

673
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:38,839
Speaker 4: I heard, I heard what the I mean, First of all,

674
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:40,960
Speaker 4: I would if it got you know, if you wanted

675
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 4: to if you wanted to talk about you know, equestrian things,

676
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:46,120
Speaker 4: which we already did in a way.

677
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:48,279
Speaker 3: Well we always come back to the equestrian or.

678
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:50,920
Speaker 4: You know, or if you wanted to just talk about

679
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:53,239
Speaker 4: the Wonder Woman trailer, which oh my gosh, we talked

680
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 4: about that too. I mean, I I would have come

681
00:36:58,160 --> 00:36:59,759
Speaker 4: to sit and talk to you about anything. But when

682
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,880
Speaker 4: I heard I said no gifts.

683
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:05,920
Speaker 3: Well immediately as kind of a ruled breaker, yeah exactly,

684
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:08,840
Speaker 3: I'm a real rebel. Yes, you're just I'm causing trouble

685
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 3: all around time.

686
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:13,400
Speaker 4: Honestly, I I have always felt that Dennis Leary stole

687
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:14,359
Speaker 4: my thing.

688
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:17,440
Speaker 3: Well, I heard your motorcycle rumble up outside the studio

689
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:19,800
Speaker 3: and I thought, it's how am I going to handle

690
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:20,600
Speaker 3: this now?

691
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:23,960
Speaker 4: I just have a smart car in a boombox a

692
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:29,480
Speaker 4: motorcycle noise, because that's really hot, it's threatening.

693
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:33,359
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yes, but let's say, I mean, do you want

694
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:34,839
Speaker 3: me to open this? Would I?

695
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:38,279
Speaker 4: Well, they would, I certainly want to witness you. It's

696
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:41,160
Speaker 4: in a coach it's a coach bag I just had

697
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 4: laying around. But I mainly meant that to imply that

698
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:46,480
Speaker 4: I would be teaching you.

699
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, of course you're kind of Hollywood coach rick.

700
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:52,880
Speaker 4: Right exactly, I'm coaching you.

701
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 3: And you've done such a But it's also I mean,

702
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:59,239
Speaker 3: you're underplaying how well wrapped this is. It's not only

703
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 3: in this bag did it myself, but in this gorgeous

704
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 3: kind of plaid wrap. Yeah, it's a little bit of

705
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:07,160
Speaker 3: a Stuart plaid, I would call it. It's just it

706
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 3: was a Stuart Stewart plaid. I believe I'm not familiar

707
00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 3: with the Stewart Well, you know the plaids are in

708
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:17,279
Speaker 3: negative of clans. Oh of course, yeah, so this is

709
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 3: and I believe this. This is a Royal Stewart plai.

710
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:22,840
Speaker 3: Do you know a lot of different plaid names just

711
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:23,760
Speaker 3: that one? Okay?

712
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:27,480
Speaker 4: Well, and I know and I know there's one called

713
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:33,400
Speaker 4: black Watch. But this is probably just from the different

714
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:35,320
Speaker 4: plaids in the ll Bean catalog.

715
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 3: Oh of course, and I have I say haven't. I

716
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 3: haven't worn all of those years.

717
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:42,400
Speaker 4: But like as a I mean as a kid, sure,

718
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:45,080
Speaker 4: if you're a Stewart, Oh my god, lots of l

719
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 4: B stuff.

720
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:47,799
Speaker 3: Well let me open this up. Uh huh, let's see

721
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:50,760
Speaker 3: what's happening here. It feels you will say, a little squishy.

722
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,719
Speaker 3: It is it's not. Yeah, it's not a box. It's

723
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:56,759
Speaker 3: not a box. It could be truly anything. And that

724
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:59,360
Speaker 3: is that also is that is the Christmas paper that

725
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,440
Speaker 3: I walked it? What that could go to? Others?

726
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:05,279
Speaker 4: That could that could us something exactly? Well no, but

727
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:08,239
Speaker 4: I mean it's a Christmas paper. That's not so much

728
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 4: a Christmas paper that I could exactly.

729
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 3: This could be a year round you could give somebody

730
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:16,279
Speaker 3: your Fourth of July gift precisely. I'm always thinking, I'm

731
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:20,960
Speaker 3: very frugal. This is a beautiful You've given me a

732
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:23,880
Speaker 3: denim jacket. Yes, that says Conan on it I have

733
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 3: that was the show gift this year. This is now

734
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 3: let me in a medium. I assumed a medium. Was

735
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:34,280
Speaker 3: this given to you? No, So this isn't a regift.

736
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:39,000
Speaker 3: This is a a gift that was everybody got one, right, Okay,

737
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:42,440
Speaker 3: So here's what's beautiful about this gift. This is and aside,

738
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 3: I mean a cheap denim. It's handsome.

739
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:48,319
Speaker 4: It's a handsome denim jacket with a with a particularly

740
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:50,479
Speaker 4: it's with a nice cone and logo.

741
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:52,359
Speaker 3: It's kind of like a tasteful cone load.

742
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 4: Yes, it's orange and I believe it's the font from

743
00:39:55,560 --> 00:40:00,040
Speaker 4: the old Action comics the Man. I believe familiar and

744
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:02,240
Speaker 4: when we've been using that lately, which I'm very fond

745
00:40:02,239 --> 00:40:05,399
Speaker 4: of that one. But it's just because I'm not sick

746
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:07,839
Speaker 4: of it yet because they use different funds. But what's

747
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:10,440
Speaker 4: the beauty about this gift is that it is quality.

748
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 4: It's exclusive.

749
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:18,240
Speaker 3: It's absolutely it's exclusive, exclusive just to Conan employees. It's desirable.

750
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:22,080
Speaker 3: Of course, it would be like give me that little

751
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 3: particular neighborhoods in this jock.

752
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:27,439
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, you will be Yeah, they would take

753
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:30,120
Speaker 4: your throat and the jacket. Well, they take me, you

754
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:32,879
Speaker 4: take the jacket off and then cut your throat because

755
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:33,880
Speaker 4: they wouldn't want blood up.

756
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:38,400
Speaker 3: But it also too was incredibly easy to obtain, of course,

757
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:42,160
Speaker 3: which is maybe the best attribute for any gift.

758
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:45,040
Speaker 4: The hardest part about getting that was that I did

759
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:49,759
Speaker 4: have to walk into Conan's office. It's his anti were

760
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:50,400
Speaker 4: not into.

761
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 3: His office, per se. And the hardest part was having

762
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:58,200
Speaker 3: to paw through the four xls. There were like six four.

763
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:02,880
Speaker 3: It always plenty of exls and there's I mean, I'm

764
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:05,640
Speaker 3: for who the fuck is and our stab is for

765
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:09,000
Speaker 3: XL and not aware. Yeah, I don't even know what

766
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,600
Speaker 3: that jacket looks like, but it looks more like a

767
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 3: laundry bag. Well, as a very small person, I can

768
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:18,520
Speaker 3: say that we're always making way too many for xls.

769
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:21,240
Speaker 3: I'll go to the clearance rack. There's not a small item.

770
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:25,600
Speaker 3: It's all for medium too big. Medium is probably too big.

771
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:27,239
Speaker 3: But you know what, I'm going to try it on,

772
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:29,480
Speaker 3: try it on, come on, I bet it fits.

773
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 4: But yeah, so that and then I just found an okay,

774
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 4: a medium.

775
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:35,880
Speaker 3: I appreciate it. I'll say this, I appreciate you thinking

776
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:38,279
Speaker 3: that I might be a medium sized person. Oh my,

777
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:43,000
Speaker 3: uh my grandma. For years, every item was a medium

778
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:45,360
Speaker 3: sized gift, I think, in an effort to be like

779
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:48,799
Speaker 3: to boost myself call right right. Eventually I just had

780
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:50,799
Speaker 3: to tell her I'm very look at I think this

781
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:53,960
Speaker 3: fits me perfectly good and you can wear sweater under it,

782
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,400
Speaker 3: you know. And I want to say the Conan on

783
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:59,480
Speaker 3: this could almost be Conan brand. You know, a lot

784
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:04,960
Speaker 3: of TV show uh cast gifts or disorder or gifts

785
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:09,280
Speaker 3: always are just screaming yes with the brand on them.

786
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:13,480
Speaker 3: So it's nice to get one. It's just like a tasteful, understated.

787
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 4: Well, I'm I'm glad.

788
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:18,160
Speaker 3: Are you a big denim jacket wearer?

789
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:23,959
Speaker 4: I do like denim jackets, although my dimensions are so

790
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:27,719
Speaker 4: that I have a long torso okay, so often I

791
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:30,520
Speaker 4: feel like it's like I feel like I'm wearing a

792
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:33,680
Speaker 4: balo jacket. It's not doing it. I like to have

793
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:37,400
Speaker 4: something a little cover up, a little bit more of

794
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:40,439
Speaker 4: my big round ass than.

795
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:46,680
Speaker 3: This little light of mine. I'm going to be embarrassed

796
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,400
Speaker 3: by hiding it under a bushel.

797
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:52,839
Speaker 4: But but no, I thought, you know, it was when

798
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:56,000
Speaker 4: I was like, what what what am I going to

799
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:59,319
Speaker 4: disobey my directive with and I thought, okay, this is I.

800
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:01,880
Speaker 3: Love a denim jacket. I've in the last couple of

801
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 3: years have become a real denim jacket wear and I

802
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:08,880
Speaker 3: feel like people respond in a positive way. But always

803
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,360
Speaker 3: a denim jacket is always something people are gonna comment,

804
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:13,880
Speaker 3: right right. I don't know what it is the denim

805
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:18,160
Speaker 3: that's doing that. I've also learned recently what I Canadian tuxedo.

806
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:20,360
Speaker 3: Have you already familiar with this? I've never heard that.

807
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:24,920
Speaker 3: It's when you're wearing jeans, denim jeans and a denim jacket.

808
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 3: Apparently that's a Canadian tuxedo, which I'm happy to wear.

809
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 3: Right right. My boyfriend's constantly calling me a little denim queen,

810
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:38,399
Speaker 3: and I think that's fine. I think it's a good look.

811
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:41,360
Speaker 3: Why not you know it's I worked for jay Leno,

812
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:44,480
Speaker 3: of course, or still does so. I will say I

813
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 3: do get the jay Leno thing every once in a while.

814
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:50,279
Speaker 3: Jay Leno probably has made a lot of mistakes. Yes,

815
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:53,759
Speaker 3: I'm going to say this is the one thing jay

816
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:56,879
Speaker 3: Leno did, right. He looks sharp in the denim thing.

817
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:59,879
Speaker 3: I mean as sharp as jay Leno can look there,

818
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:05,200
Speaker 3: Although for him it is kind of more. Uh.

819
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:08,920
Speaker 4: His denim look to me always smacks a little bit

820
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:13,680
Speaker 4: of just joyless, well kind of does yeah like and

821
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:16,720
Speaker 4: he wear it because he does famously in his regular

822
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:20,560
Speaker 4: life wears a particular kind of and I think they

823
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:24,759
Speaker 4: come from payless, a complete particular kind of.

824
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 3: Plain shoe, like.

825
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:31,319
Speaker 4: A workshoes for cruise, a work shoe that because of

826
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:32,480
Speaker 4: you know, of his car thing.

827
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:33,719
Speaker 3: It's like a work thing.

828
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:35,880
Speaker 4: And I think then the denim shirt and the denim

829
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:37,719
Speaker 4: pants are just like a thing where he doesn't have to.

830
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:40,640
Speaker 3: Think, yes, and he's not enjoying it.

831
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:43,400
Speaker 4: I heard one to dish a little when he I

832
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 4: heard years ago, I used to hear from people that

833
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:49,400
Speaker 4: he would order the same thing for lunch for months

834
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 4: at a time.

835
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:51,719
Speaker 3: Do you know what it was? It would it would

836
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 3: be like, give.

837
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:54,840
Speaker 4: Me that chicken thing, what if some chicken dish? And

838
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:56,719
Speaker 4: then he would just something that he liked, and then

839
00:44:56,719 --> 00:44:59,160
Speaker 4: he would just eat that literally for months and months

840
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:01,160
Speaker 4: until he grew a little tired of it, and then

841
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 4: he'd find another thing that he would order for months

842
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:04,440
Speaker 4: and months and months.

843
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:07,400
Speaker 3: What Okay, So if he's not thinking about what he's wearing,

844
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:10,239
Speaker 3: he's not thinking about what he's eating. What is occupying

845
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:13,920
Speaker 3: jay Leno's brain? He jokes. I guess, well joke. I

846
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:17,719
Speaker 3: don't want to say jokes. Yeah, maybe it is strictly

847
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:22,200
Speaker 3: like steam powered cars. Yeah, just all that all the time. Yeah,

848
00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:24,799
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I'm going to say, if we

849
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:27,120
Speaker 3: can just let's say one good thing about Jay Leno.

850
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:30,719
Speaker 3: I think the denim it may be the one thing

851
00:45:30,719 --> 00:45:33,239
Speaker 3: he did, right, Yes, yes, I don't know.

852
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:37,640
Speaker 4: I remember David Byrne quoted David Byrne quote from years

853
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 4: and years ago said, and he probably said it was

854
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:44,759
Speaker 4: some sort of artsy artsy soap, you know, but he said,

855
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:47,080
Speaker 4: if you want people to remember you wear the same

856
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:49,160
Speaker 4: thing all the time, Well, that is kind of that,

857
00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 4: and it does make sense. I'm getting to a.

858
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 3: Point in my life where I'm I don't want to

859
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:57,800
Speaker 3: dress like a twenty year old, especially now we're getting

860
00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:01,759
Speaker 3: into this kind of people truly look insane and what

861
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:05,480
Speaker 3: they're wearing. Yes, I want to just outfit. They've got

862
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:07,719
Speaker 3: the outfit people wear like I just saw somebody, the

863
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 3: guy the other day, just and it was like he

864
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:13,480
Speaker 3: just was wearing such a customs so much for my

865
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:17,120
Speaker 3: pants and work boots and a broad brimmed hat and

866
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:21,440
Speaker 3: a weird it's shaved hair, facial facial hair. Yes, I

867
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:23,840
Speaker 3: just want to find something that looks nice enough, yep,

868
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:26,880
Speaker 3: just to look right, and then just hold on to

869
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 3: that till I die. So I don't have to follow trends.

870
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:32,080
Speaker 3: People can just be like, that's his look. Yep, he's

871
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:33,919
Speaker 3: done it for years and it looks good. It may

872
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:35,720
Speaker 3: not be with the times, but who cares.

873
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:38,759
Speaker 4: And it's there's a sweet spot of drawing attention to

874
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:42,880
Speaker 4: yourself and then not drawing attention like you can like

875
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:44,880
Speaker 4: if you don't try too much, Like if you're too

876
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:47,359
Speaker 4: much of a slob, you'll draw attention to yourself. Yes,

877
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:51,400
Speaker 4: if you're too prissy and made up, he'll draw attention

878
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 4: to yourself. Somewhere in the middle, there's this in the

879
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:56,959
Speaker 4: middle there where you're just sort of like you're you're

880
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 4: put together, you look all right, but you know, but

881
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:03,360
Speaker 4: it's just enough to be like, oh, you're registered, and

882
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:05,759
Speaker 4: then people move on perfect. Yes, I don't know if

883
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:07,640
Speaker 4: you don't like to drop attention.

884
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:10,359
Speaker 3: Oh absolutely, unless I'm doing it on purpose and I

885
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:12,799
Speaker 3: you know, I'm screaming in the grocery store. This sort

886
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:14,960
Speaker 3: of thing. I mean, I do like I do like

887
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 3: to wear colors at times. Sure, there's nothing wrong with

888
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:20,600
Speaker 3: a color, right, but I but it knows like like

889
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:25,840
Speaker 3: I have, like I have a pair of green jeans

890
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:29,240
Speaker 3: that are that are sort of almost like a Kelly Green. Okay, Sure,

891
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:31,120
Speaker 3: and when I wear them, I know I'm going to

892
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:34,480
Speaker 3: have to have six or seven conversations about my green parents. Sure,

893
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:37,960
Speaker 3: but they'll all be positive conversation. Yeah, they'll be positive,

894
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,319
Speaker 3: and at least it's something to talk about.

895
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:42,640
Speaker 4: Yes, and it were No one thinks about mister green

896
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:44,279
Speaker 4: jeans from Captain Kangaroo and.

897
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:46,719
Speaker 3: He's well, I'm thinking about him right now and I'm

898
00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:52,320
Speaker 3: not going to stop. I see the tattoo. No, I've noticed.

899
00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:54,839
Speaker 3: I don't know if you. You've been in comedy and

900
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:58,359
Speaker 3: entertainment for a much longer both than me, both of them,

901
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:01,560
Speaker 3: but I the last few years have and I think

902
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:04,400
Speaker 3: this is largely due to social media, but like a

903
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:09,360
Speaker 3: new emphasis for comedians to be models essentially, which is

904
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 3: truly my health. Yes, people posing in stupid magamines in

905
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:16,239
Speaker 3: like five hundred dollars t shirts, this sort of thing

906
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:18,480
Speaker 3: that I just it doesn't I don't know what to

907
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:20,840
Speaker 3: do with it. Yeah, do you feel like this is

908
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:22,640
Speaker 3: a new trend or is it something that I'm just

909
00:48:22,719 --> 00:48:25,720
Speaker 3: picking up on? Uh?

910
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,120
Speaker 4: No, I think it is. I think it is kind

911
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:30,880
Speaker 4: of a newer thing. And although you know, you go

912
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,960
Speaker 4: back to like a Joe Episcopo sure who all of

913
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:40,120
Speaker 4: a sudden had to be incredibly buffed, like he had

914
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:42,880
Speaker 4: to get like big muscles. And there are different comedians

915
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:46,160
Speaker 4: that have to get big muscles. Yes, you know, like

916
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:50,720
Speaker 4: for instance, like Kumeil Nanjianni just famously a sex symbol.

917
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:53,319
Speaker 3: Yes, but like but what he but that was for

918
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:57,239
Speaker 3: a movie somebody, And he was very open about the

919
00:48:57,280 --> 00:49:00,560
Speaker 3: fact that, like, I look like this because there was

920
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:02,840
Speaker 3: a movie studio that threw a bunch of money on

921
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:07,600
Speaker 3: egg whites. When Disney demands that you become shredded, you

922
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:08,920
Speaker 3: become become shredded.

923
00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:14,600
Speaker 4: But that shreddedness too, is it's it's it, only it

924
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:18,160
Speaker 4: has a very short window. In the minute the trainer

925
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:21,400
Speaker 4: stops feeding you egg whites, it's going on tuna, It

926
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 4: goes away and you become like a normal sort of

927
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:26,120
Speaker 4: you know, human with a little bit of thickness.

928
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:29,880
Speaker 3: Yes, I've long been a proponent of exercise should be

929
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 3: a six week project you do then you just get

930
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:34,520
Speaker 3: to keep the body at the end of it. Yeah,

931
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:38,960
Speaker 3: what the fly? The maintenance aspect is truly unbelievable. Yes,

932
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:40,840
Speaker 3: you just have to keep doing it. I don't think so.

933
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 3: I don't for me now I'm in my fifties, and

934
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:49,759
Speaker 3: the notion of like the cardiovascular exercise, Oh, I feel like,

935
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:55,120
Speaker 3: come on, cardio for me leaves me so deeply nauseous.

936
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:56,680
Speaker 3: Just I do it once and then I can't do

937
00:49:56,719 --> 00:49:57,720
Speaker 3: it again for eight weeks.

938
00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:01,560
Speaker 4: I did a live version of my podcast UH in

939
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:06,040
Speaker 4: San Francisco with Rachel Trash and we open it up

940
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:09,799
Speaker 4: for questions from the audience, and somebody asked, like, what

941
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:12,160
Speaker 4: would you tell your younger self? And I was not

942
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:15,239
Speaker 4: even really kidding. I said I would tell myself like

943
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:17,520
Speaker 4: me like back in my teens or something. I would say,

944
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:21,680
Speaker 4: learn to deal with cardio, like learn to sort of

945
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:24,320
Speaker 4: don't just don't train your body.

946
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:28,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't cultivate this distaste for it, which I sort

947
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:31,080
Speaker 3: of did, because it's just it's so hard.

948
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:35,000
Speaker 4: Now it's and I envy people who feel like I.

949
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:37,799
Speaker 4: Just I haven't run for a few days. I got

950
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:40,840
Speaker 4: to hit the street day what. Yeah, No, these people

951
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:42,480
Speaker 4: that are like that. You know, when I.

952
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:45,399
Speaker 3: See someone running around around town, I just think there's

953
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 3: just got to be a better option or just stay home. Yeah. Yeah,

954
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 3: I mean I will say, you look really good. Have

955
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:53,279
Speaker 3: you been working out? Oh? I well I do, I

956
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:55,759
Speaker 3: do go. I have gone to the gym for a

957
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:56,160
Speaker 3: long time.

958
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:58,400
Speaker 4: Cardio I'm not good with, but I do kind of

959
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:03,440
Speaker 4: circuit training and okay, weightlifting, but that's mainly uh and

960
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:07,480
Speaker 4: I am that's mainly to keep up my spine from collapse.

961
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:09,719
Speaker 4: Of course, I don't care about like I don't really

962
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:14,080
Speaker 4: care about, you know, having a big shoulder. Well, first

963
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:19,000
Speaker 4: of all, I am like from Swedish German plow horses,

964
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:24,279
Speaker 4: So I always was thick, sure, And I mean and

965
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:29,520
Speaker 4: I've always had just like ridiculously big mustard muscly legs.

966
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:33,480
Speaker 3: Sure. Sure, and it just that's that's something Viking stuff

967
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:36,200
Speaker 3: for what but it probably is. Yeah, but I just

968
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:37,520
Speaker 3: stand out still on a ship.

969
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:40,879
Speaker 4: Yeah, So I mean, so it's there's I've never I've

970
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:43,200
Speaker 4: always been naturally strong.

971
00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:48,040
Speaker 3: Sure, So just bragging the podcast, but no.

972
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:50,160
Speaker 4: I do over the last over the last number of

973
00:51:50,239 --> 00:51:53,239
Speaker 4: years too, from from keeping up with it and I

974
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:55,239
Speaker 4: have a trainer, which I need to have. Here's my

975
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:58,240
Speaker 4: other ness. I need to hire somebody to be waiting

976
00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:00,680
Speaker 4: for me in the gym. You have someone to be responsible.

977
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:04,520
Speaker 4: Somebody's waiting for me, not like not like I'm waiting

978
00:52:04,560 --> 00:52:07,600
Speaker 4: for my own healthiness. I'm waiting for me to be

979
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:12,319
Speaker 4: a better long line. No, no, no, I'm waiting because this

980
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:13,200
Speaker 4: guy'd be mad.

981
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:16,279
Speaker 3: Do you do you have like an eating vice is

982
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:19,240
Speaker 3: or something that you have a hard time controlling yourself

983
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:22,040
Speaker 3: from eating. For me, it's cookies or sweets. But I

984
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:23,640
Speaker 3: feel like you cook a lot. I do.

985
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:26,360
Speaker 4: I'm a I do like cooking a lot, and I

986
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:29,839
Speaker 4: eat much more healthfully than I used to. I will

987
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 4: tell you, uh uh. A good regulator for me these days.

988
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:38,360
Speaker 4: It is not smoking marijuana, oh of course.

989
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:44,959
Speaker 3: Not not getting high is just living immediately, and I don't.

990
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:47,920
Speaker 3: And people will say, like everybody all these there's so

991
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:50,719
Speaker 3: many sort of professional weed smokers that are like, well

992
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:54,959
Speaker 3: you need to try this strain of indoca. Sure, no, no, no,

993
00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:55,880
Speaker 3: you don't understand.

994
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:58,560
Speaker 4: If it's weed and I smoke it, I go and

995
00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:00,960
Speaker 4: I pick the pantry up and tip it into my

996
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:04,960
Speaker 4: mouth after ten pm, Like there's just no getting around that.

997
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:08,440
Speaker 4: So no, So I just I mean, for many reasons,

998
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:08,960
Speaker 4: I have.

999
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:13,439
Speaker 3: To be I have to I have to regulate my sure,

1000
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:16,680
Speaker 3: just find the things that lead to eating overeating and

1001
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:18,399
Speaker 3: stop and stop doing them.

1002
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:21,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, sure, sure, but yeah no, I I eat pretty

1003
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:26,360
Speaker 4: healthfully and I like eating healthfully. I still eat everything.

1004
00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:30,719
Speaker 4: You know, I eat red meat. I just try and

1005
00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:35,319
Speaker 4: be judicious, you know, with eating red meat, and I

1006
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:38,920
Speaker 4: and I will continue. And I know, like for the

1007
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,279
Speaker 4: planet it would be better to not eat meat, but

1008
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:42,440
Speaker 4: I don't.

1009
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:44,600
Speaker 3: Actually, I feel like I'm always just waiting for the

1010
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:46,400
Speaker 3: next thing to find out that I'm doing that's just

1011
00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:50,480
Speaker 3: going to destroy earth every It's just it is. It

1012
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:51,160
Speaker 3: does get.

1013
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:54,960
Speaker 4: Sort of difficult. It's very diff and I do. I mean,

1014
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:57,000
Speaker 4: and this is such an adolescent way to think about it.

1015
00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 4: But they're just like, well, if we all stop eating cows,

1016
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:00,799
Speaker 4: what are we gonna do with the cow? For at

1017
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:02,480
Speaker 4: least cows we got to take care.

1018
00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:04,359
Speaker 3: Of, Like, well, we're going to adopt them and bring

1019
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:05,160
Speaker 3: them into our homes.

1020
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:08,680
Speaker 4: But for what, I don't you know, especially if you're vegan,

1021
00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:11,959
Speaker 4: you got all these cows making milk, that that's true,

1022
00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:12,520
Speaker 4: you know.

1023
00:54:12,719 --> 00:54:15,759
Speaker 3: Look I need. I need milk with my cookies. So

1024
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:19,040
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding. I know I'm an adult man, but

1025
00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:21,600
Speaker 3: I like milk and cookies.

1026
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:25,120
Speaker 4: This is a sore spot with me, though, because in

1027
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:28,239
Speaker 4: the last year, my body has decided I can no

1028
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:29,080
Speaker 4: longer process.

1029
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:31,240
Speaker 3: Damn. Oh I apologize.

1030
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:36,280
Speaker 4: Rough, it is really rough. No ice cream, no ice cream?

1031
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:39,800
Speaker 4: Oh no, I mean and even lacked aid doesn't.

1032
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:42,920
Speaker 3: So you're just doing oat milk at this point. Yeah,

1033
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:43,960
Speaker 3: almond milk.

1034
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:45,880
Speaker 4: I mean O milk and almond milk, and it's okay,

1035
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:46,759
Speaker 4: and it's not bad.

1036
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:47,040
Speaker 2: You know.

1037
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:50,240
Speaker 3: There's some like yeah, there are like fake ice creams

1038
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:53,040
Speaker 3: and somebody like they've done a pretty good job. I

1039
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:56,760
Speaker 3: feel like the science is evolving, yes, rapidly with these things,

1040
00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:59,040
Speaker 3: but it's still not quite. It's just it's a pain

1041
00:54:59,080 --> 00:54:59,560
Speaker 3: in the ass.

1042
00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:03,640
Speaker 4: There's so many little things that have like, you know,

1043
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:06,000
Speaker 4: like a little bit of cheese and them of course,

1044
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:09,120
Speaker 4: you know, or that salad dressing has buttermilk in it,

1045
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:09,879
Speaker 4: and then just.

1046
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:14,040
Speaker 3: Like and just and I just that little bit. It's

1047
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:16,239
Speaker 3: I really I've had to I think I was in

1048
00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:18,839
Speaker 3: denial for a while, of course, and but now it

1049
00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:20,880
Speaker 3: is like because just the other night I went and

1050
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:23,439
Speaker 3: had a meal and the salad dressing must have had

1051
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:25,720
Speaker 3: some kind of dairy in it, and I paid the price,

1052
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:30,920
Speaker 3: which worst intestinal distress of course, you know, and with food,

1053
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,480
Speaker 3: if it tastes good to me, I'm I'm really willing

1054
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:37,520
Speaker 3: to just go through hell. So it's a that's a

1055
00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:41,279
Speaker 3: difficult thing to say no too. I don't know. I

1056
00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:43,359
Speaker 3: feel like we've reached a point in the podcast where

1057
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:45,560
Speaker 3: we're going to play a game. Oh I like games,

1058
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:48,400
Speaker 3: a little game called I think we're going to play.

1059
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:52,520
Speaker 3: It's called Gift or a Curse. Okay, So basically what

1060
00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:54,279
Speaker 3: I'm going to do is, I'm going to tell you.

1061
00:55:54,719 --> 00:55:57,560
Speaker 3: I'm going to name three things, and you're going to

1062
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,560
Speaker 3: tell me why they're a gift or they are a

1063
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:03,640
Speaker 3: curse and why. Okay, but from you, I need a

1064
00:56:03,719 --> 00:56:07,719
Speaker 3: number between one and ten eight Okay, So I'm going

1065
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:09,360
Speaker 3: to use this number. I'm going to go into my

1066
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:12,800
Speaker 3: calculation cave. Okay, I'm going to figure out the three items.

1067
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:15,600
Speaker 3: While I'm doing this, I just want you to maybe

1068
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:18,960
Speaker 3: tell people something something about yourself that maybe they don't know,

1069
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:21,279
Speaker 3: or you can just talk about whatever. It's going to

1070
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:27,200
Speaker 3: take probably thirty seconds. All right, gosh, something people don't know. Well,

1071
00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:29,960
Speaker 3: most people know I'm a scorpio. I mean it's pretty

1072
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:35,320
Speaker 3: obvious because you could just tell the sexual energy mainly.

1073
00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:38,719
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm definitely obviously a water sign. I mean

1074
00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:43,160
Speaker 3: I am juicy. So yeah, the scorpio thing.

1075
00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:47,759
Speaker 4: I think people are pretty aware of that. They know

1076
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:51,040
Speaker 4: I'm not a libertarian, and oh you're back.

1077
00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:54,880
Speaker 3: I'm back. I'm back by a cave. I've got three things. Okay,

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00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:58,759
Speaker 3: we're going to start. Andy, I want you to tell

1079
00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:02,480
Speaker 3: me if you think video tutorials are a gift or

1080
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:06,520
Speaker 3: a curse. Video tutorials, for example, a YouTube video telling

1081
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:12,239
Speaker 3: you how to build a birdhouse, I honestly think that

1082
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:15,040
Speaker 3: those are a gift. Why do you think that they

1083
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:20,680
Speaker 3: absolve you of the drudgery of reading? Sure, sure, and

1084
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:21,880
Speaker 3: there's and there's.

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00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:24,720
Speaker 4: And also well for me too, especially as someone who

1086
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:27,920
Speaker 4: cooks something. Oh of course you get to see. They

1087
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:32,440
Speaker 4: can say, you know, cook the onions, and you know,

1088
00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:34,320
Speaker 4: until they're particular color.

1089
00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:38,000
Speaker 3: But on a video you can really see are you color?

1090
00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:40,480
Speaker 3: Are you watching a decent amount of cooking the tutorial?

1091
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:43,040
Speaker 4: I mean, but occasionally I will occasionally I will for

1092
00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:47,480
Speaker 4: a recipe that I'm not. Like just recently I made

1093
00:57:48,440 --> 00:57:52,720
Speaker 4: a kind of like a Pakistani spinach and chicken curry.

1094
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:55,400
Speaker 3: What is happening in your home? This is I mean,

1095
00:57:55,480 --> 00:57:57,920
Speaker 3: I don't own a pot. I die cook.

1096
00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:00,919
Speaker 4: I like, this is beautiful, it's and it's and there

1097
00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:04,040
Speaker 4: again that's like something where being alone and even though

1098
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:06,800
Speaker 4: I am alone, like I will make something like that.

1099
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,160
Speaker 4: And when I made that, I was home alone. But

1100
00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:10,440
Speaker 4: I'll take it.

1101
00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:11,000
Speaker 3: To work and.

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00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:15,960
Speaker 4: Or my daughter's coming the next night, and you know,

1103
00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:18,280
Speaker 4: so it'll be I can make something, it will last

1104
00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:18,800
Speaker 4: a little bit.

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00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,800
Speaker 3: And let me ask you, did you have all the

1106
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,520
Speaker 3: ingredients on hand? Or was this a trip to the grocery.

1107
00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:27,480
Speaker 3: So that's for me, the most intimidating aspect of cooking

1108
00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:30,440
Speaker 3: is like I'm going to find a recipe that I'm

1109
00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:34,160
Speaker 3: going to need to buy seventy percent of thought, I, well,

1110
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:38,200
Speaker 3: I have a I have a fairly well stocked kitchen, okay,

1111
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:43,320
Speaker 3: and but yeah, like this I had to go. I

1112
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:46,720
Speaker 3: mean I had to buy chicken, you know, whole chicken

1113
00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:50,800
Speaker 3: legs and spinach. But like I had the term rick

1114
00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:54,640
Speaker 3: oh beautiful, and I had the chili powder and and

1115
00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:56,000
Speaker 3: I did have to buy.

1116
00:58:55,920 --> 00:59:02,400
Speaker 4: Coriander ground ground coriander. H But you know, I had cilantro,

1117
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:06,200
Speaker 4: but that's different than your sure tried version.

1118
00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:09,600
Speaker 3: But no, And I looked at that online to kind

1119
00:59:09,600 --> 00:59:12,040
Speaker 3: of get a picture, get an idea what it looks like.

1120
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:15,040
Speaker 3: Just watch another human accomplish it, just so you know

1121
00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:16,320
Speaker 3: that it is possible.

1122
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:18,160
Speaker 4: And I am and I am, as they say, a

1123
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:20,880
Speaker 4: visual learner, which is usually a way to say you don't.

1124
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:23,640
Speaker 3: Like to read. Sure that I would say is a if.

1125
00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:26,920
Speaker 3: I absolutely agree. Yeah. And it also gives me a

1126
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:29,400
Speaker 3: little hope for teens because I feel like ninety percent

1127
00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:32,800
Speaker 3: of them are produced by teenagers. Yes, and it's wonderful

1128
00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:34,960
Speaker 3: to have a teen just teaching me a new skill,

1129
00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:39,040
Speaker 3: right team in my home, teaching grandma how to you know,

1130
00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:41,160
Speaker 3: turn on the TV right, the sort of thing.

1131
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:43,040
Speaker 4: And I think it's how most teens these days are

1132
00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:44,760
Speaker 4: learning sexual techniques of.

1133
00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:48,400
Speaker 3: Course something those are out on, Yeah, yes, those are

1134
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:53,400
Speaker 3: top us. Corn Hub is just big, how too, it's

1135
00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:58,000
Speaker 3: a huge hoow too. Yeah, Okay, moving on the next

1136
00:59:58,040 --> 01:00:00,920
Speaker 3: thing we have here. Do you think no novelty mugs

1137
01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:05,680
Speaker 3: or a gift or a curse, A curse, A curse?

1138
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:10,640
Speaker 3: I would think, yeah, Okay, I need you to justify this. Um,

1139
01:00:15,440 --> 01:00:17,360
Speaker 3: I'm going to sound like such a dick here, but

1140
01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:20,440
Speaker 3: it just we're gonna have to deal with it. It

1141
01:00:20,560 --> 01:00:29,720
Speaker 3: gives uh, I do get I am proprietary about being funny,

1142
01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:32,760
Speaker 3: of course, of course, And so you got.

1143
01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:34,520
Speaker 4: A guy in an office, and who do I care?

1144
01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:36,480
Speaker 3: I listen. I know I'm being petty. I know I'm

1145
01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:40,400
Speaker 3: being small about this. But some guy with the funny mug, like,

1146
01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:43,680
Speaker 3: you know, but you're not funny. You purchased us, got

1147
01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:47,320
Speaker 3: a fucking mug. You purchased an item somebody else like,

1148
01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:49,760
Speaker 3: Oh that guy's crazy. Look at that mug, you know?

1149
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:59,880
Speaker 3: Uh uh Todd Levant who's a writer at Codin Sure, Yes,

1150
01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:03,400
Speaker 3: a mug. Yeah. And this one I actually here we go,

1151
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:06,640
Speaker 3: I do. But this one that was that just said

1152
01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:14,200
Speaker 3: you fucking pig. That's a beautiful white mug, big block letters.

1153
01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:16,080
Speaker 3: And I said like, and I said to him, I

1154
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:20,000
Speaker 3: was like, oh Father's Day present. Huh oh yeah. The

1155
01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:23,760
Speaker 3: kids they just say love it, just like so tired

1156
01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:26,960
Speaker 3: of being such a fucking pig. Well, now you've just

1157
01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:30,800
Speaker 3: proven yourself completely. I guess I have. But that's a

1158
01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:33,880
Speaker 3: novelty on a novelty. Sure you know that is not

1159
01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:36,800
Speaker 3: as that's not what one would call a novel one

1160
01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:41,960
Speaker 3: your average novelty mug consumer that would be like, oh

1161
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:49,560
Speaker 3: that I'm not funny, that's a novelty. That's aggression. Goddamn

1162
01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:50,040
Speaker 3: right it is.

1163
01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:54,600
Speaker 4: And I you know, I just uh, I also remember

1164
01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:59,360
Speaker 4: maybe two, I was you know, uh, affected by in

1165
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:02,640
Speaker 4: my youth. In my youth my father, my father, my

1166
01:02:02,720 --> 01:02:06,560
Speaker 4: dad is gay, and and you know I was open

1167
01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:09,560
Speaker 4: and out. I mean that's why my parents divorced when

1168
01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:15,000
Speaker 4: I was four. But he and his friends they had

1169
01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:19,120
Speaker 4: and this is in Bloomington, Indiana, but in his circle

1170
01:02:19,120 --> 01:02:20,240
Speaker 4: of friends who were all gay.

1171
01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:21,800
Speaker 3: Uh, there was.

1172
01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:26,280
Speaker 4: A mug that had as its handle a huge dick

1173
01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:29,240
Speaker 4: and ball like a curving like.

1174
01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:32,640
Speaker 3: A curving erection with ball at the bottom. And it

1175
01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:36,560
Speaker 3: was it was particularly it was gruesome. Yes, it's something

1176
01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:38,800
Speaker 3: I want to be drinking milk out of right exactly

1177
01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:41,120
Speaker 3: or anything, but it is, like you know, and I

1178
01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:45,800
Speaker 3: mean there's certainly it's definitely possible that a cock and

1179
01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:49,280
Speaker 3: ball's mug could have an appeal. Sure you know, I

1180
01:02:49,320 --> 01:02:53,880
Speaker 3: mean sure, you know everybody like everybody, yeah, I mean cooks,

1181
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:58,200
Speaker 3: you know, we're we based, you know, you know Citadel,

1182
01:02:58,240 --> 01:03:00,400
Speaker 3: they're attached to a large part of the part. You know,

1183
01:03:00,480 --> 01:03:04,800
Speaker 3: every company lea is really just a dick. Uh and

1184
01:03:05,040 --> 01:03:07,080
Speaker 3: uh is it company? Is that right? Is that what

1185
01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:10,560
Speaker 3: the towers are called in Italy? You're asking the wrong anyway,

1186
01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:15,760
Speaker 3: but anyway, so, yes, the phallus exists and it can

1187
01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:20,600
Speaker 3: be desirable. This mug was disgusting, amazing, not like erect

1188
01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:25,040
Speaker 3: cocon ball. Yeah, I mean wow. Uh. But they would

1189
01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:28,120
Speaker 3: pass it around to each other like, oh, I brought

1190
01:03:28,120 --> 01:03:30,439
Speaker 3: you a gift, and it's like, oh, it's the cock

1191
01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:34,720
Speaker 3: and ball mine. I was picturing a group of gay

1192
01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:38,520
Speaker 3: men sitting in a circle just passing. This is a

1193
01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:42,640
Speaker 3: weekend activity. This is no. This was like a prank

1194
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:47,360
Speaker 3: and I thought potato. Yeah. So I'd go to different you.

1195
01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:51,720
Speaker 4: Know, gatherings and see like, h now it's yours. As

1196
01:03:51,760 --> 01:03:53,960
Speaker 4: if it was some sort of burden that we had

1197
01:03:54,040 --> 01:03:57,080
Speaker 4: to carry. But you couldn't destroy, You couldn't just put

1198
01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:58,680
Speaker 4: it on a shelf. You had to go to someone

1199
01:03:58,880 --> 01:04:00,680
Speaker 4: throw it away or give it to you know, give

1200
01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:01,600
Speaker 4: it to goodwill.

1201
01:04:02,680 --> 01:04:04,760
Speaker 3: Good Will is not taking that as well. It is

1202
01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:07,840
Speaker 3: a gesture. Usually a cook is a good will gesture

1203
01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:09,000
Speaker 3: right back.

1204
01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:14,600
Speaker 4: But so maybe that affected me because that always was

1205
01:04:14,680 --> 01:04:19,120
Speaker 4: it was it doesn't sound yeah, and then the passing

1206
01:04:19,120 --> 01:04:21,120
Speaker 4: it around and making a big fuss about it. It

1207
01:04:21,240 --> 01:04:24,479
Speaker 4: just was like, bus on a mug, this isn't fun.

1208
01:04:24,480 --> 01:04:25,960
Speaker 4: We could be spending our time better.

1209
01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:30,480
Speaker 3: Okay, so you're saying, curse, I'm fully disagreeing. Gift. I

1210
01:04:30,560 --> 01:04:32,800
Speaker 3: recently came around on them. Actually, I had a very

1211
01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:35,160
Speaker 3: similar feeling where it was like the forced humor, this

1212
01:04:35,240 --> 01:04:37,400
Speaker 3: sort of thing. But now I've kind of accepted just

1213
01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:40,240
Speaker 3: how horrible the forced humor of that is. I see.

1214
01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:43,200
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not I'm not seeking out funny mugs,

1215
01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:45,720
Speaker 3: but yeah, I'll go to goodwill and find you know,

1216
01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:48,000
Speaker 3: like I recently bought a Wyoming mugget, which is just

1217
01:04:48,040 --> 01:04:51,400
Speaker 3: a pleasant thing to look at. Sure, yeah, I guess

1218
01:04:51,880 --> 01:04:55,800
Speaker 3: maybe novelty mugs I'm looking for are more tasteful. Yes,

1219
01:04:56,040 --> 01:04:59,120
Speaker 3: but you know I've got I bought one that says

1220
01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:03,160
Speaker 3: this Grandma is fantastic, and it's it's a wonderful mut

1221
01:05:03,680 --> 01:05:06,000
Speaker 3: that is good. I got a snoopy mug, you know.

1222
01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:08,920
Speaker 4: And I have fun the way that I mean that

1223
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:12,400
Speaker 4: I'm a hippocrite too. Is that a T shirt novelty

1224
01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:13,520
Speaker 4: T shirt? Oh?

1225
01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:15,800
Speaker 3: Sure, like I would like like I had a.

1226
01:05:15,720 --> 01:05:19,520
Speaker 4: T shirt for a long long time that was a

1227
01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:21,680
Speaker 4: pink T shirt with tinker Bell on it.

1228
01:05:21,760 --> 01:05:23,960
Speaker 3: Oh, gorgeous. In order to fit me.

1229
01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:27,600
Speaker 4: It was like a four XL women's that I think

1230
01:05:27,680 --> 01:05:30,040
Speaker 4: was meant to almost be like a night shirt. Okay,

1231
01:05:30,160 --> 01:05:32,760
Speaker 4: but like I would, I would wear that, and I

1232
01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:37,880
Speaker 4: you know the it's it was not its intended purpose,

1233
01:05:37,960 --> 01:05:40,120
Speaker 4: of course, but it worked for you. And yeah, and

1234
01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:43,600
Speaker 4: certainly a T shirt that said, you know, sexy grandma.

1235
01:05:43,920 --> 01:05:46,040
Speaker 4: I would wear that all day, of course. But a

1236
01:05:46,160 --> 01:05:49,280
Speaker 4: mug that said sexy grandma, I don't know why. I

1237
01:05:49,360 --> 01:05:51,600
Speaker 4: just would be less likely to like that. And you

1238
01:05:51,680 --> 01:05:54,080
Speaker 4: wonder who that mug would be for. Yeah, and it's

1239
01:05:54,120 --> 01:05:57,880
Speaker 4: the I think the mug too awful also has a

1240
01:05:57,920 --> 01:06:01,360
Speaker 4: connotation with office culture, course, and i's just.

1241
01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:08,480
Speaker 3: Exhausted, horrible yeah, people personality fore or trying to demonstrate exactly. Okay,

1242
01:06:08,520 --> 01:06:11,760
Speaker 3: well whatever, let's move on to the next. The final thing.

1243
01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:14,640
Speaker 3: Gift her a curse piano lessons.

1244
01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:22,320
Speaker 4: Piano lessons. Oh, it's so dependent upon the person that

1245
01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:25,640
Speaker 4: I have to pick one or the other. So I

1246
01:06:25,640 --> 01:06:26,560
Speaker 4: would say.

1247
01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:29,680
Speaker 3: A gift, did you take piano lessons? I did not.

1248
01:06:30,160 --> 01:06:34,880
Speaker 4: My daughter did, and my daughter took various She went

1249
01:06:34,920 --> 01:06:38,360
Speaker 4: from piano lessons to she took accordion lessons.

1250
01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:39,000
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

1251
01:06:39,160 --> 01:06:43,800
Speaker 4: She she was inspired and she and she was inspired

1252
01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:47,800
Speaker 4: primarily initially by weird Al Yankovic.

1253
01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:51,040
Speaker 3: Oh of course, not the one. The one, yeah, the

1254
01:06:51,080 --> 01:06:54,520
Speaker 3: one made an accordion.

1255
01:06:54,680 --> 01:06:58,439
Speaker 4: Uh well, I mean it's in recent times sure, very

1256
01:06:58,480 --> 01:07:02,880
Speaker 4: Oh of course, you know, very famous in fact like

1257
01:07:03,080 --> 01:07:05,400
Speaker 4: that his I can't.

1258
01:07:05,240 --> 01:07:09,080
Speaker 3: Remember it, but there was, he was there, there was

1259
01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:12,680
Speaker 3: Maybe it wasn't. Al Yankovic was a big polka band,

1260
01:07:12,760 --> 01:07:15,960
Speaker 3: like a very famous poke band leader and it was

1261
01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:19,240
Speaker 3: Al Yankovic or and people always think that he's related,

1262
01:07:19,240 --> 01:07:22,880
Speaker 3: but he's separate, absolutely, But I don't think it's an now.

1263
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:26,040
Speaker 3: I don't think that the Frankie Yankovic. Maybe that was,

1264
01:07:26,480 --> 01:07:29,160
Speaker 3: but he had a very famous polka band, especially being

1265
01:07:29,320 --> 01:07:33,240
Speaker 3: from Chicago. When I was a kid, there's polka was

1266
01:07:33,280 --> 01:07:37,440
Speaker 3: still a big I mean it was on the Wayne, sure,

1267
01:07:37,640 --> 01:07:42,400
Speaker 3: but there were still advertisements for polka albums on TV.

1268
01:07:42,920 --> 01:07:46,680
Speaker 3: And there were polka clubs, you know, within the city.

1269
01:07:46,560 --> 01:07:51,080
Speaker 4: And h and so there was Polka still existed.

1270
01:07:51,280 --> 01:07:52,200
Speaker 3: That's incredible, But that.

1271
01:07:52,240 --> 01:07:54,320
Speaker 4: Was you know that, that was, like I said, that

1272
01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:57,800
Speaker 4: was at the end of its run in the seventies. Yes,

1273
01:07:59,360 --> 01:08:02,800
Speaker 4: but piano lessons, I think would be like I wish

1274
01:08:02,800 --> 01:08:04,440
Speaker 4: I could sit down, Like it would be a lovely

1275
01:08:04,480 --> 01:08:06,640
Speaker 4: thing to be able to sit down and just play

1276
01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:08,160
Speaker 4: something simple on the piano.

1277
01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:11,000
Speaker 3: Wouldn't that be a yes? Yeah, did you take piana?

1278
01:08:11,160 --> 01:08:13,840
Speaker 3: I took. Yeah, I did take piano lessons for from

1279
01:08:13,920 --> 01:08:18,840
Speaker 3: kindergarten until ninth grade. Yeah. Just hated them. Yeah, absolutely

1280
01:08:18,880 --> 01:08:22,479
Speaker 3: hated them. It was torture and it's a shame. I

1281
01:08:22,760 --> 01:08:27,160
Speaker 3: my piano teacher obviously, was just not a good piano teacher. Also,

1282
01:08:27,160 --> 01:08:28,920
Speaker 3: there's the element of being a child and not wanting

1283
01:08:28,960 --> 01:08:33,520
Speaker 3: to learn anything. But ten years of my life essentially wasted.

1284
01:08:33,920 --> 01:08:36,800
Speaker 3: I could be I could be able to play the

1285
01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:40,639
Speaker 3: piano right right, But I think as a parent you've

1286
01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:42,679
Speaker 3: got to find that sweet spot where the kid actually

1287
01:08:42,720 --> 01:08:45,280
Speaker 3: cares about it. Then you get them into a lesson

1288
01:08:45,360 --> 01:08:49,080
Speaker 3: rather than forcing otherwise you begin to resent it. Then

1289
01:08:49,120 --> 01:08:53,559
Speaker 3: I get to adulthood and I wish I had, which

1290
01:08:53,640 --> 01:08:55,760
Speaker 3: my parents told me at the time, you're going when

1291
01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:57,840
Speaker 3: you grow up you're going to wish you learned to

1292
01:08:57,840 --> 01:09:01,000
Speaker 3: play the piano. Yeah, you refuse to believe that. And

1293
01:09:01,080 --> 01:09:05,200
Speaker 3: now here I am piano free. Yeah. So it's it

1294
01:09:05,320 --> 01:09:10,680
Speaker 3: is a difficult thing. Uh. And I don't think I

1295
01:09:10,720 --> 01:09:12,080
Speaker 3: think that parents used.

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01:09:11,840 --> 01:09:14,160
Speaker 4: To just like there was sort of a rote sort

1297
01:09:14,200 --> 01:09:15,800
Speaker 4: of this is what I'm supposed to do.

1298
01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:17,720
Speaker 3: Yes, this is the lesson a child take.

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01:09:17,760 --> 01:09:20,599
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm supposed to inflict this on my child because

1300
01:09:20,720 --> 01:09:23,120
Speaker 4: and I don't think it was really questioned, like you're

1301
01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:25,360
Speaker 4: gonna take piano lessons and you're going to do it,

1302
01:09:25,760 --> 01:09:28,280
Speaker 4: and of course you don't like it, and of course,

1303
01:09:28,320 --> 01:09:33,519
Speaker 4: but it's teaching you something, it's teaching you sticktuitiveness. Yes,

1304
01:09:34,520 --> 01:09:37,439
Speaker 4: but I and I did take I took guitar lessons

1305
01:09:37,439 --> 01:09:41,320
Speaker 4: and I took Uh. I played the cornet. Oh, you're

1306
01:09:41,400 --> 01:09:44,519
Speaker 4: kidding in grade school, but I I was. I was

1307
01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:47,200
Speaker 4: terrible at it. I didn't like practicing and eventually and

1308
01:09:47,200 --> 01:09:51,240
Speaker 4: my my mother would sort of she did take input

1309
01:09:51,320 --> 01:09:54,040
Speaker 4: from me in terms of what I wanted to do

1310
01:09:54,120 --> 01:09:56,040
Speaker 4: and what I did fresh I do, but I do.

1311
01:09:56,240 --> 01:09:58,519
Speaker 4: But it is a difficult thing as a parent to know,

1312
01:09:59,360 --> 01:10:03,280
Speaker 4: and it's one of the most challenging things when you

1313
01:10:04,720 --> 01:10:11,800
Speaker 4: when you disregard your child's stated preference for an activity

1314
01:10:12,520 --> 01:10:17,760
Speaker 4: or a club or a hobby or something, and you're like, no,

1315
01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:21,240
Speaker 4: I stop it. This is better for you if you

1316
01:10:21,320 --> 01:10:25,800
Speaker 4: continue doing this, because you don't want your child to

1317
01:10:25,840 --> 01:10:29,479
Speaker 4: be miserable, but you also want to make sure they're

1318
01:10:29,479 --> 01:10:31,760
Speaker 4: not just taking the easy way out and saying no

1319
01:10:31,840 --> 01:10:35,559
Speaker 4: to everything. Yeah, And I, you know, and I could

1320
01:10:35,560 --> 01:10:39,439
Speaker 4: project my own sort of slovenliness on my own sloving

1321
01:10:39,479 --> 01:10:42,160
Speaker 4: liss as a child, being like no, I don't want

1322
01:10:42,160 --> 01:10:44,200
Speaker 4: to I just want to watch TV.

1323
01:10:44,160 --> 01:10:46,519
Speaker 3: Of course. Yeah, because that's all any of us actually

1324
01:10:46,520 --> 01:10:51,000
Speaker 3: wants to do. Yeah, Putting any effort forth is a challenge, yep.

1325
01:10:51,439 --> 01:10:52,200
Speaker 3: And it goes to.

1326
01:10:52,160 --> 01:10:54,799
Speaker 4: Big things too, Like my son is probably gonna he's

1327
01:10:54,840 --> 01:10:57,519
Speaker 4: he just you know, went back to his second semester

1328
01:10:57,600 --> 01:11:01,240
Speaker 4: of his freshman year of college and not very happy

1329
01:11:01,280 --> 01:11:03,679
Speaker 4: with where he is. And it's hard to know whether

1330
01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:06,840
Speaker 4: to say stick it out or pull the plug and

1331
01:11:06,880 --> 01:11:07,599
Speaker 4: do something else.

1332
01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:12,600
Speaker 3: Yes, it's probably still learning it the pain of difficulty

1333
01:11:12,760 --> 01:11:15,559
Speaker 3: or I don't actually like yes, which is a hard

1334
01:11:15,640 --> 01:11:16,240
Speaker 3: lesson to learn.

1335
01:11:16,240 --> 01:11:18,439
Speaker 4: And you, and as as a parent, you will hear

1336
01:11:18,560 --> 01:11:20,559
Speaker 4: one time, you will hear him say this thing, and

1337
01:11:20,600 --> 01:11:25,760
Speaker 4: you will think, oh, he's just a adjusting to being

1338
01:11:25,760 --> 01:11:28,799
Speaker 4: away from home and that and that this is freshman

1339
01:11:28,880 --> 01:11:32,759
Speaker 4: year for everybody, and that, you know, there's a certain

1340
01:11:32,760 --> 01:11:36,439
Speaker 4: amount of drudgery to to this to freshman year and

1341
01:11:36,880 --> 01:11:39,880
Speaker 4: early to the early stages of any kind of educational

1342
01:11:39,880 --> 01:11:40,879
Speaker 4: progress being.

1343
01:11:40,720 --> 01:11:43,240
Speaker 3: In a new city. I mean, it's just takes a

1344
01:11:43,360 --> 01:11:45,160
Speaker 3: long time to learn that. Oh, just being in a

1345
01:11:45,240 --> 01:11:46,679
Speaker 3: place that's not home, it is horrible.

1346
01:11:47,439 --> 01:11:49,120
Speaker 4: Get used to and you get used to it and

1347
01:11:49,160 --> 01:11:51,519
Speaker 4: you and it's and it becomes an enriching thing. And

1348
01:11:51,560 --> 01:11:54,120
Speaker 4: then on the other side there also is just you

1349
01:11:54,520 --> 01:11:57,040
Speaker 4: can be sort of skeptical, but then you can also

1350
01:11:57,080 --> 01:11:59,960
Speaker 4: be like, my baby is miserable.

1351
01:12:00,040 --> 01:12:02,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe there's something valid about what he's saying.

1352
01:12:02,360 --> 01:12:07,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, so it's that And it's a tough judgment

1353
01:12:07,080 --> 01:12:10,559
Speaker 4: call that you cannot there's no one to consult other

1354
01:12:10,640 --> 01:12:11,880
Speaker 4: than your own instinct in.

1355
01:12:12,640 --> 01:12:17,320
Speaker 3: Your history will make a missay, yeah yeah whatever, Yeah, Okay,

1356
01:12:17,400 --> 01:12:19,559
Speaker 3: well I think we both agree. Then a piano lesson

1357
01:12:19,640 --> 01:12:21,600
Speaker 3: is a gift, I think so. I mean, this is

1358
01:12:21,640 --> 01:12:23,560
Speaker 3: the one piece of common ground we've been able to

1359
01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:27,000
Speaker 3: find it something for you math wise, Oh yeah, you

1360
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:28,960
Speaker 3: know your brain is doing things that it doesn't do

1361
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:32,120
Speaker 3: in any other situation, and then occasion, then you might

1362
01:12:32,120 --> 01:12:36,280
Speaker 3: be able to entertain people at a party at that point. Absolutely, Okay,

1363
01:12:36,320 --> 01:12:42,280
Speaker 3: Well you got two out of three. Not bad. That's

1364
01:12:42,320 --> 01:12:44,639
Speaker 3: like a C. That's like a that's a Yeah, it's

1365
01:12:44,680 --> 01:12:48,320
Speaker 3: a solid CIT. If it's sixty six, then it's more

1366
01:12:48,360 --> 01:12:51,800
Speaker 3: like a D. Is it there? Was it a C minus? No?

1367
01:12:51,880 --> 01:12:54,439
Speaker 3: I think it's like a solid say C minus C minus.

1368
01:12:54,680 --> 01:12:56,600
Speaker 3: You can get out of high school with the C minus.

1369
01:12:56,640 --> 01:12:59,600
Speaker 3: I did it. Final part of the podcast, Yes, this

1370
01:12:59,720 --> 01:13:02,800
Speaker 3: is called I Said No Questions. People are writing in

1371
01:13:03,360 --> 01:13:08,120
Speaker 3: asking for advice on what gifts to give people people

1372
01:13:08,120 --> 01:13:10,640
Speaker 3: in their own lives. They write into I Said No

1373
01:13:10,680 --> 01:13:13,880
Speaker 3: Gifts at gmail dot com. If you're listening, you need help.

1374
01:13:14,120 --> 01:13:17,400
Speaker 3: Is gifting a particular issue with you? For me, it

1375
01:13:17,520 --> 01:13:21,160
Speaker 3: is because I want to give people things that will

1376
01:13:21,520 --> 01:13:24,680
Speaker 3: enrich their lives, things that they'll be that won't be

1377
01:13:24,720 --> 01:13:29,640
Speaker 3: a burden. But it's always truly, I feel like it

1378
01:13:29,680 --> 01:13:34,200
Speaker 3: really finds like the perfect anxiety in my brain where

1379
01:13:34,240 --> 01:13:38,599
Speaker 3: it's like I'm very conscious about spending money, but I'm

1380
01:13:38,600 --> 01:13:41,200
Speaker 3: also very conscious about wanting the people in my life.

1381
01:13:41,320 --> 01:13:43,080
Speaker 3: To be happy. So it's like these two things at

1382
01:13:43,080 --> 01:13:44,760
Speaker 3: war with each other where I want to spend as

1383
01:13:44,840 --> 01:13:46,800
Speaker 3: much money out as possible on them, but I also

1384
01:13:46,840 --> 01:13:48,320
Speaker 3: don't want to spend any money at all, so that

1385
01:13:48,560 --> 01:13:51,800
Speaker 3: immediately is trouble. But I also want them to know

1386
01:13:52,280 --> 01:13:54,960
Speaker 3: that I think about them and that there are parts

1387
01:13:54,960 --> 01:13:57,840
Speaker 3: of their personality I've noticed, or that I want their

1388
01:13:57,880 --> 01:14:00,439
Speaker 3: life to be better. So yeah, does that answer question?

1389
01:14:00,479 --> 01:14:00,679
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1390
01:14:00,680 --> 01:14:01,040
Speaker 4: I think so.

1391
01:14:02,120 --> 01:14:06,160
Speaker 3: Is gifting for you a difficult thing? Is a joyous thing?

1392
01:14:07,680 --> 01:14:07,840
Speaker 5: No?

1393
01:14:07,920 --> 01:14:11,000
Speaker 4: I like, I like giving gifts. I like giving people

1394
01:14:11,040 --> 01:14:17,679
Speaker 4: gifts and I and sometimes it's it can be sometimes

1395
01:14:17,680 --> 01:14:19,720
Speaker 4: I feel like I give a gift, I want to

1396
01:14:19,720 --> 01:14:22,280
Speaker 4: give somebody a nice gift, and then it feels like

1397
01:14:22,400 --> 01:14:25,320
Speaker 4: it can't just be a self contained act of niceness.

1398
01:14:25,400 --> 01:14:31,080
Speaker 3: If there's some sort of that somehow I expect something

1399
01:14:31,160 --> 01:14:34,240
Speaker 3: back out of it, or that it or that it

1400
01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:40,760
Speaker 3: shows a desire on my part for a bigger relationship

1401
01:14:40,920 --> 01:14:44,280
Speaker 3: or something. You know, you worked for Jimmy Kimmel, right,

1402
01:14:44,360 --> 01:14:46,640
Speaker 3: I did. He is a He is one of the

1403
01:14:46,760 --> 01:14:51,400
Speaker 3: gift masks. It's insane the level he'll go to to

1404
01:14:51,439 --> 01:14:54,880
Speaker 3: buy people gifts. Yes, and he cares so much about it.

1405
01:14:55,120 --> 01:14:57,680
Speaker 3: I mean, it speaks to him just being an incredible

1406
01:14:57,840 --> 01:14:58,479
Speaker 3: He is.

1407
01:14:58,680 --> 01:15:03,559
Speaker 4: One of the part like I've always his generosity. I

1408
01:15:03,560 --> 01:15:06,519
Speaker 4: feel like he must be murdering people on the side.

1409
01:15:06,520 --> 01:15:08,559
Speaker 3: There's something going on that he's making up.

1410
01:15:08,439 --> 01:15:11,920
Speaker 4: For killing drifters because he's just so he has such

1411
01:15:11,960 --> 01:15:15,200
Speaker 4: a nurturing, caring energy about him.

1412
01:15:15,320 --> 01:15:18,160
Speaker 3: Well he has. I mean, I've worked in various late

1413
01:15:18,280 --> 01:15:22,400
Speaker 3: night formats for various people, and Jimmy has every excuse

1414
01:15:22,439 --> 01:15:24,200
Speaker 3: to just be a shithead, yeah, an asshole, like a

1415
01:15:24,200 --> 01:15:27,280
Speaker 3: lot of these people are. And by the time I

1416
01:15:27,320 --> 01:15:29,080
Speaker 3: made it to him to he it was my first

1417
01:15:29,120 --> 01:15:31,519
Speaker 3: writing job, I just assumed, Oh, this guy's going to

1418
01:15:31,520 --> 01:15:34,840
Speaker 3: be a psychopath yea, and a selfish monster. Yeah, working

1419
01:15:34,840 --> 01:15:37,400
Speaker 3: for him will be hell yeah. And it was so

1420
01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:41,000
Speaker 3: it was so immediately untrue. It was like, Oh, I'm

1421
01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:43,840
Speaker 3: working for my uncle's business yea, and he cares about me,

1422
01:15:43,880 --> 01:15:47,479
Speaker 3: and he cares about everybody here. Yeah. And yeah. So

1423
01:15:47,680 --> 01:15:50,600
Speaker 3: as far as giving gifts, he does it for everybody,

1424
01:15:50,640 --> 01:15:54,320
Speaker 3: and he's very thoughtful. It's almost a superpower.

1425
01:15:54,400 --> 01:15:57,120
Speaker 4: It was maybe his manager somebody or somebody that he's

1426
01:15:57,120 --> 01:15:59,760
Speaker 4: worked with for years, one of his producers and making

1427
01:15:59,840 --> 01:16:01,960
Speaker 4: some where Where, And he was talking about how that

1428
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:04,599
Speaker 4: person said, I don't give me a gifts I don't

1429
01:16:04,640 --> 01:16:06,720
Speaker 4: want like I don't want gifts. I don't want to

1430
01:16:06,760 --> 01:16:08,560
Speaker 4: give you gifts. I don't want to get gifts.

1431
01:16:08,280 --> 01:16:12,400
Speaker 3: Like very and Jimmy said, fuck you, I'm gonna give

1432
01:16:12,439 --> 01:16:13,080
Speaker 3: you gifts.

1433
01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:15,960
Speaker 4: I like giving you like, I'm not doing this for you,

1434
01:16:15,960 --> 01:16:19,160
Speaker 4: doing this for me. I enjoy by and I'm gonna

1435
01:16:19,160 --> 01:16:21,679
Speaker 4: go buy you nice things and you're gonna take it.

1436
01:16:21,800 --> 01:16:23,400
Speaker 3: You don't have to give me anything back. But that's

1437
01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:26,479
Speaker 3: the way it's gonna be. That's an incredible skillet. Yeah, yeah,

1438
01:16:26,800 --> 01:16:29,000
Speaker 3: and I and I relate to it. I do, like

1439
01:16:29,680 --> 01:16:31,320
Speaker 3: I mean, there are there are.

1440
01:16:31,240 --> 01:16:36,840
Speaker 4: Some times where there's people like like Conan has always

1441
01:16:36,880 --> 01:16:40,800
Speaker 4: been very complimentary towards gifts that I've given him. Sure,

1442
01:16:40,840 --> 01:16:43,000
Speaker 4: because we get like for his birthday, I'll get him

1443
01:16:43,080 --> 01:16:44,840
Speaker 4: a gift for his birthday. I don't really get him

1444
01:16:44,840 --> 01:16:47,600
Speaker 4: anything for Christmas because there also is like like he

1445
01:16:47,640 --> 01:16:49,760
Speaker 4: has a Christmas party every year, and a couple of

1446
01:16:49,840 --> 01:16:52,680
Speaker 4: years ago, I bought like about a one hundred dollars.

1447
01:16:52,400 --> 01:16:54,960
Speaker 3: Bottle of wine and brought it to him and I

1448
01:16:55,080 --> 01:16:57,200
Speaker 3: just kind of gave it to someone you're just like

1449
01:16:57,240 --> 01:16:59,080
Speaker 3: a cane clutter for his home.

1450
01:16:59,040 --> 01:17:02,479
Speaker 4: Right, And it's like and that wine, especially with wine,

1451
01:17:02,479 --> 01:17:05,400
Speaker 4: I feel like if I'm buying you like I and

1452
01:17:05,439 --> 01:17:07,400
Speaker 4: I will do this when I go to people's houses

1453
01:17:07,439 --> 01:17:09,799
Speaker 4: and they're having a party. If I spend some money

1454
01:17:09,840 --> 01:17:11,920
Speaker 4: and it's a nice bottle of wine, I'll be like,

1455
01:17:13,040 --> 01:17:15,080
Speaker 4: here it is, I'm gonna put this in the cupboard

1456
01:17:15,120 --> 01:17:17,840
Speaker 4: because you need to drink this later. Don't let these

1457
01:17:17,920 --> 01:17:20,040
Speaker 4: lushes open this up and waste it.

1458
01:17:20,680 --> 01:17:23,480
Speaker 3: Is No, that's an actual thing. You cared about.

1459
01:17:23,240 --> 01:17:25,840
Speaker 4: Wine, you and your loved ones. This is a nice one,

1460
01:17:25,880 --> 01:17:28,200
Speaker 4: so keep it separate. But like I just now, when

1461
01:17:28,240 --> 01:17:30,120
Speaker 4: I go to Siss's party, I don't take anything.

1462
01:17:30,240 --> 01:17:32,760
Speaker 3: Why would you like why he's probably not even aware

1463
01:17:32,760 --> 01:17:35,040
Speaker 3: of that bottle of wine, and then it's probably not

1464
01:17:35,240 --> 01:17:40,720
Speaker 3: absolutely cleaning person probably drink and then heaven forbid. But

1465
01:17:40,880 --> 01:17:42,360
Speaker 3: in the notion of you know, but there is that

1466
01:17:42,439 --> 01:17:44,519
Speaker 3: like I don't want to go empty handed, of course,

1467
01:17:44,600 --> 01:17:47,599
Speaker 3: but there are people where it's like, yeah, I think

1468
01:17:47,640 --> 01:17:50,320
Speaker 3: there is a level that you reach that very few

1469
01:17:50,320 --> 01:17:52,960
Speaker 3: of us reach. When people are buying you gifts. It's

1470
01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:55,760
Speaker 3: just like a silly this is an inconvenient for both

1471
01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:56,599
Speaker 3: of us at this point.

1472
01:17:56,720 --> 01:17:59,080
Speaker 4: But I do try very hard to get him nice things,

1473
01:17:59,120 --> 01:18:00,840
Speaker 4: like I bought him, you know, over the year. Like

1474
01:18:00,880 --> 01:18:03,320
Speaker 4: one of his favorite things I ever bought him was

1475
01:18:03,360 --> 01:18:09,040
Speaker 4: a refurbished old bake like phone oh wow in his

1476
01:18:09,120 --> 01:18:12,040
Speaker 4: home office. And he says he always like like he'll

1477
01:18:12,040 --> 01:18:13,719
Speaker 4: have phone calls that he wants to make that he'll

1478
01:18:13,720 --> 01:18:18,040
Speaker 4: go purposely use that phone because it feels incredible talking

1479
01:18:18,120 --> 01:18:19,920
Speaker 4: to the past or what is it?

1480
01:18:20,200 --> 01:18:22,120
Speaker 3: What color of phone is? It's black? Oh, I bet

1481
01:18:22,200 --> 01:18:25,559
Speaker 3: it's like an old detective exactly. It looks like.

1482
01:18:25,520 --> 01:18:28,400
Speaker 4: It's from a noir film and it was just there

1483
01:18:28,479 --> 01:18:32,280
Speaker 4: was this place that was taking the old guts out

1484
01:18:32,320 --> 01:18:34,439
Speaker 4: and putting new guts in. But it's still is a

1485
01:18:34,520 --> 01:18:37,080
Speaker 4: rotary and it still has that big that's beautiful.

1486
01:18:37,240 --> 01:18:37,639
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1487
01:18:37,920 --> 01:18:41,679
Speaker 4: But like I bought him a Civil War sword and

1488
01:18:41,880 --> 01:18:43,640
Speaker 4: you know, just try to.

1489
01:18:43,880 --> 01:18:45,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, these are actually right up his alley.

1490
01:18:46,520 --> 01:18:48,160
Speaker 4: This is a sculpture and things, you know.

1491
01:18:48,560 --> 01:18:53,000
Speaker 3: So, but do you like getting receiving gifts. I'm very

1492
01:18:53,120 --> 01:18:56,479
Speaker 3: uncomfortable receiving gifts because I mean, despite the fact that

1493
01:18:56,479 --> 01:18:59,360
Speaker 3: I'm now running a podcast where I'm asking people, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1494
01:18:59,680 --> 01:19:02,360
Speaker 3: Like I feel like people. I don't like that people

1495
01:19:02,400 --> 01:19:04,160
Speaker 3: have gone out of their way. Yeah, I don't like

1496
01:19:04,200 --> 01:19:06,439
Speaker 3: that they didn't spend the money on themselves. Yeah. I

1497
01:19:06,439 --> 01:19:08,320
Speaker 3: mean this is like a point of contention with my

1498
01:19:08,360 --> 01:19:10,000
Speaker 3: boyfriend and I every year is like, what do you

1499
01:19:10,040 --> 01:19:11,880
Speaker 3: want for Christmas? And I try to push him off

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01:19:11,920 --> 01:19:13,800
Speaker 3: as far as I can. He's like, you have to

1501
01:19:13,840 --> 01:19:16,120
Speaker 3: tell me I am going to buy you something, so

1502
01:19:16,240 --> 01:19:19,240
Speaker 3: stop it. But it's just it makes me feel guilty

1503
01:19:19,360 --> 01:19:22,559
Speaker 3: or something. Yeah, I'm not. I'm way better giving them

1504
01:19:22,560 --> 01:19:24,719
Speaker 3: than getting them. Yeah, I think it is an easier

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01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:26,800
Speaker 3: thing to do. And I think I also I'm like

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01:19:26,800 --> 01:19:30,920
Speaker 3: one of those people that just buy what I want. Sure, yeah, no, Rachel,

1507
01:19:30,960 --> 01:19:33,719
Speaker 3: don't and you buy the things you're and I'll tell

1508
01:19:33,760 --> 01:19:36,200
Speaker 3: my kids, like because it just seems silly that I'll

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01:19:36,400 --> 01:19:38,840
Speaker 3: like to tell my kids, you know, like I want

1510
01:19:38,920 --> 01:19:41,680
Speaker 3: those headphones. Oh yeah, of course. It's just like and

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01:19:41,720 --> 01:19:44,600
Speaker 3: someone I can just go to Best Buy and get myselm.

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01:19:44,200 --> 01:19:45,960
Speaker 4: And then I tell my kids, hey, you bought me

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01:19:46,040 --> 01:19:46,639
Speaker 4: these headphones.

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01:19:46,680 --> 01:19:49,160
Speaker 3: Sure write me a car, yeah, because I say something

1515
01:19:48,840 --> 01:19:55,000
Speaker 3: like my fucking money anyway. So but yeah, I don't.

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01:19:54,840 --> 01:19:58,040
Speaker 4: And I and there are times when somebody will give

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01:19:58,040 --> 01:20:01,360
Speaker 4: me something, and I also to It's odd because I

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01:20:01,520 --> 01:20:05,800
Speaker 4: like giving things, but I also am unsible unsentimental about

1519
01:20:05,800 --> 01:20:09,360
Speaker 4: my own belongings. Sure, like, somebody gives me something nice,

1520
01:20:09,360 --> 01:20:12,320
Speaker 4: and I'm kind of like, Eh, it's just a thing,

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01:20:13,080 --> 01:20:16,080
Speaker 4: and if it gets ruined or broken or lost, it's

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01:20:16,160 --> 01:20:17,760
Speaker 4: just it was going to happen at some point.

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01:20:17,840 --> 01:20:20,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just a thing. It doesn't you know. And

1524
01:20:20,040 --> 01:20:22,320
Speaker 3: that person's still in my life. Yeah, I still care

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01:20:22,360 --> 01:20:26,479
Speaker 3: about each other. Yeah. Okay, Well, with all that in mind,

1526
01:20:26,560 --> 01:20:30,120
Speaker 3: let's answer a couple of questions here. Okay, this person says,

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01:20:30,200 --> 01:20:32,559
Speaker 3: Hi Bridger, the other day, I accidentally ended a phone

1528
01:20:32,560 --> 01:20:35,240
Speaker 3: call to my girlfriend saying I love you. It's been

1529
01:20:35,280 --> 01:20:38,200
Speaker 3: a little awkward between us, and her birthday is next week.

1530
01:20:38,520 --> 01:20:42,240
Speaker 3: What's a nice, nice gift that says happy birthday. Hey,

1531
01:20:42,400 --> 01:20:44,360
Speaker 3: I'm sorry I said I love you too soon into

1532
01:20:44,360 --> 01:20:50,800
Speaker 3: the relationship. That's from Eli in Boulder, Colorado. Hmm, so

1533
01:20:50,880 --> 01:20:56,000
Speaker 3: he's accidentally said he loves her. Yeah, he wants to

1534
01:20:56,000 --> 01:21:00,960
Speaker 3: give her something. It steps it back slightly. Yes, you're

1535
01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:05,240
Speaker 3: now in just a horrible position. I would say, uh, jewelry.

1536
01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:08,080
Speaker 4: No, No, it's easier to say yeah, I would say

1537
01:21:08,120 --> 01:21:10,360
Speaker 4: it's easier to get things, it's easier to say no

1538
01:21:10,520 --> 01:21:12,280
Speaker 4: to things. So things that are sort of more your

1539
01:21:12,320 --> 01:21:15,920
Speaker 4: traditional romantic gifts, I would say no to that.

1540
01:21:16,160 --> 01:21:18,920
Speaker 3: Do not shower her with roses. Yes, although if she

1541
01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:23,479
Speaker 3: does have like a particular sort of like this is,

1542
01:21:23,560 --> 01:21:24,080
Speaker 3: this would be.

1543
01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:30,439
Speaker 4: A perfect example of like you could and you have

1544
01:21:30,520 --> 01:21:34,280
Speaker 4: to think about it. You have to tailor it to her.

1545
01:21:34,800 --> 01:21:38,120
Speaker 4: But like some kind of electronic thing, okay, like if

1546
01:21:38,160 --> 01:21:39,960
Speaker 4: she yeah, like if she you know, like I said,

1547
01:21:39,960 --> 01:21:42,320
Speaker 4: it's a pair of like really nice headphones.

1548
01:21:41,880 --> 01:21:45,479
Speaker 3: An e reader, it's not what that's called. It's not

1549
01:21:45,520 --> 01:21:50,040
Speaker 3: an electronic like a Kindle. Oh I thought you. I

1550
01:21:50,040 --> 01:21:53,280
Speaker 3: thought you meant e meeter like the Scientology. Okay, so

1551
01:21:53,280 --> 01:21:55,680
Speaker 3: what you need to do with this woman Take her

1552
01:21:55,720 --> 01:21:59,400
Speaker 3: to your local Scientology chapter and introduce her to Yeah,

1553
01:21:59,439 --> 01:22:01,280
Speaker 3: I mean you've said I love you now eat the

1554
01:22:01,320 --> 01:22:03,519
Speaker 3: rest of your life? What gift? What says I love

1555
01:22:03,560 --> 01:22:06,360
Speaker 3: you more than Dianette? Yes? Just get her into something

1556
01:22:06,360 --> 01:22:08,240
Speaker 3: where she's going to be buying a lot of books

1557
01:22:08,640 --> 01:22:12,840
Speaker 3: and paying for various sessions, right right, and just kind

1558
01:22:12,840 --> 01:22:18,160
Speaker 3: of separating herself from her family and friends. That and

1559
01:22:18,200 --> 01:22:20,759
Speaker 3: then you've really got her because she knows you. It'll

1560
01:22:20,800 --> 01:22:24,559
Speaker 3: just be you and her and David misskevitch A. It's

1561
01:22:24,600 --> 01:22:26,720
Speaker 3: and this is easier. Well, but back to this guy,

1562
01:22:26,880 --> 01:22:29,599
Speaker 3: it would be easier. It's easy for me to say,

1563
01:22:29,840 --> 01:22:32,519
Speaker 3: like a nice piece of clothing. Oh sure, like a

1564
01:22:32,560 --> 01:22:35,439
Speaker 3: cool sweater, Yeah, or a cool sweater because it's it's

1565
01:22:35,720 --> 01:22:38,400
Speaker 3: it has a kind of a personal thing you can

1566
01:22:38,439 --> 01:22:41,000
Speaker 3: wrap she can wrap herself in it. But it's not

1567
01:22:41,400 --> 01:22:45,479
Speaker 3: so it's not a necklace. Yeah, it's a ring, it's

1568
01:22:45,560 --> 01:22:47,880
Speaker 3: not you know, I was going to say this is

1569
01:22:47,920 --> 01:22:50,080
Speaker 3: some sort of experience, but then I immediately is like, no,

1570
01:22:50,160 --> 01:22:51,920
Speaker 3: you don't want to give her something that's like now

1571
01:22:51,920 --> 01:22:54,519
Speaker 3: we're gonna even spend even more time to get She

1572
01:22:54,600 --> 01:22:56,799
Speaker 3: needs something that she can run from you with. Yes,

1573
01:22:56,880 --> 01:23:00,000
Speaker 3: because maybe she's weirded out at this point. Yeah. Yeah,

1574
01:23:00,160 --> 01:23:04,479
Speaker 3: so like a nice luxury, cool item that she might

1575
01:23:04,760 --> 01:23:07,559
Speaker 3: buy on her own, has not really nothing to do

1576
01:23:07,680 --> 01:23:11,240
Speaker 3: with him. Yes, I think that's smart advice.

1577
01:23:11,400 --> 01:23:15,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, exactly, something that isn't not too sentinal, but

1578
01:23:15,200 --> 01:23:17,439
Speaker 4: it's nice, yeah, thoughtful, but not.

1579
01:23:17,360 --> 01:23:20,360
Speaker 3: Too which like when you break up, she could still

1580
01:23:20,400 --> 01:23:23,200
Speaker 3: weary and without thinking about that, yeah, yeah, or she

1581
01:23:23,280 --> 01:23:28,160
Speaker 3: can wear on your fiftieth anniverse, right, right, solve the problem.

1582
01:23:29,200 --> 01:23:33,720
Speaker 3: Next person, hybridger. My husband's birthday is coming up. He

1583
01:23:33,800 --> 01:23:37,160
Speaker 3: loves plants, but we have plenty of those. He also

1584
01:23:37,280 --> 01:23:39,639
Speaker 3: likes bikes, but that's out of my budget. What would

1585
01:23:39,640 --> 01:23:46,120
Speaker 3: you recommend lydia in San Diego plants? I could not advise.

1586
01:23:46,400 --> 01:23:49,599
Speaker 3: There's one plant that I keep trying to remember to

1587
01:23:49,760 --> 01:23:51,719
Speaker 3: recommend people buy because it's the one thing that won't

1588
01:23:51,720 --> 01:23:55,320
Speaker 3: die in your home. But I obviously she's not buying

1589
01:23:55,320 --> 01:23:57,960
Speaker 3: in plants anyway. But next podcast, I'm going to know

1590
01:23:58,320 --> 01:24:01,160
Speaker 3: this the name of this plant because it's incredible. It

1591
01:24:01,200 --> 01:24:04,800
Speaker 3: requires no watering or some that's a separate issue. Let's

1592
01:24:04,800 --> 01:24:07,120
Speaker 3: talk about this man. He obviously enjoys things that are

1593
01:24:07,160 --> 01:24:11,000
Speaker 3: kind of outdoors. They have plenty of plants. She's not

1594
01:24:11,040 --> 01:24:11,920
Speaker 3: buying him of a bike?

1595
01:24:12,160 --> 01:24:18,639
Speaker 4: Sure, well, if are they? If they're just indoor plants,

1596
01:24:18,640 --> 01:24:22,559
Speaker 4: that's kind of tough. If it's outdoor plants, and you

1597
01:24:22,600 --> 01:24:25,799
Speaker 4: know there's there's garden y kind.

1598
01:24:25,600 --> 01:24:30,680
Speaker 3: Of accessory tools. Yeah, sort of gloves a little or yeah,

1599
01:24:30,720 --> 01:24:33,559
Speaker 3: a nice sort of spade or something. But you know,

1600
01:24:33,600 --> 01:24:35,120
Speaker 3: I don't know that they make these, but maybe they

1601
01:24:35,200 --> 01:24:38,000
Speaker 3: should a spade with his name on it. Hang that

1602
01:24:38,080 --> 01:24:40,479
Speaker 3: in the garden shade. Take it to an engraver. Yeah

1603
01:24:40,479 --> 01:24:43,320
Speaker 3: there go, that could be a nice or I would

1604
01:24:43,360 --> 01:24:49,599
Speaker 3: think a nice uh an art book of old, beautiful

1605
01:24:49,600 --> 01:24:51,759
Speaker 3: illustrated plants like yeah.

1606
01:24:51,640 --> 01:24:56,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, sort of liqued whatever you know autumn

1607
01:24:56,479 --> 01:24:58,160
Speaker 4: was to birds. Maybe there's some.

1608
01:24:58,520 --> 01:25:03,680
Speaker 3: Guarantee hes out there somewhere, Yeah, some beautiful uh historical

1609
01:25:03,760 --> 01:25:07,639
Speaker 3: guide to the plant world. What about a damn watering can?

1610
01:25:08,160 --> 01:25:11,760
Speaker 3: There you go. Everybody can use a watering can, absolutely

1611
01:25:11,760 --> 01:25:14,479
Speaker 3: mind a real nice one. I bet there's a nice

1612
01:25:14,479 --> 01:25:21,280
Speaker 3: decorative can that sure? Please? Lydia's husband plants and bicycling too,

1613
01:25:21,360 --> 01:25:24,960
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, who is bike helmet? Bike helmet? Well

1614
01:25:25,640 --> 01:25:28,280
Speaker 3: dy owns you know, hopefully he already owns one, but

1615
01:25:28,320 --> 01:25:30,840
Speaker 3: if not, get the man a bike bike helmet, a

1616
01:25:30,880 --> 01:25:35,160
Speaker 3: bike lights, some bike headed back to gloves? Why not

1617
01:25:35,200 --> 01:25:37,439
Speaker 3: a pair of gardening gloves. Yeah, and a pair of

1618
01:25:37,479 --> 01:25:38,280
Speaker 3: biking gloves.

1619
01:25:38,400 --> 01:25:42,120
Speaker 4: Or you know, they make these beautiful uh old leather

1620
01:25:43,240 --> 01:25:47,720
Speaker 4: bike seat oh, to replace your your regular seat. And

1621
01:25:47,800 --> 01:25:50,400
Speaker 4: then what's nice about them is that they actually do

1622
01:25:50,560 --> 01:25:53,759
Speaker 4: become a contoured to your nethers.

1623
01:25:53,960 --> 01:25:56,959
Speaker 3: Oh interesting, much like a pair of leather pants exactly.

1624
01:25:57,640 --> 01:25:59,440
Speaker 3: Oh okay Brooks.

1625
01:25:59,680 --> 01:26:03,360
Speaker 4: Brook saddles the old and it's the same company as

1626
01:26:03,439 --> 01:26:05,360
Speaker 4: English Comedy that has been making them forever.

1627
01:26:05,439 --> 01:26:06,920
Speaker 3: How do you know about these bike seats?

1628
01:26:07,160 --> 01:26:08,800
Speaker 4: I know a lot of shit about a lot of

1629
01:26:08,880 --> 01:26:09,439
Speaker 4: dumb stuff.

1630
01:26:09,560 --> 01:26:14,840
Speaker 3: Okay, sure, I think accessorizing is the way to go.

1631
01:26:15,240 --> 01:26:17,920
Speaker 3: I think, just in general gift giving, you just find

1632
01:26:17,920 --> 01:26:21,280
Speaker 3: out the person's main interest and then just do the

1633
01:26:21,320 --> 01:26:24,479
Speaker 3: smaller aspect of it, something that will aid the an

1634
01:26:24,479 --> 01:26:28,760
Speaker 3: accessory to it. Okay, Well, you know, I think we've

1635
01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:32,920
Speaker 3: we've done enough here. I should say we've helped people

1636
01:26:33,360 --> 01:26:36,040
Speaker 3: rob much more than they probably deserve.

1637
01:26:36,200 --> 01:26:36,360
Speaker 2: Oh.

1638
01:26:36,479 --> 01:26:40,320
Speaker 3: Absolutely, And this was free advice from none other than

1639
01:26:40,360 --> 01:26:44,679
Speaker 3: Andy Richter. Precisely, he's wearing a beautiful Dolly Parton shirt,

1640
01:26:44,760 --> 01:26:49,679
Speaker 3: so we know that he's on the right side. Well,

1641
01:26:49,760 --> 01:26:51,760
Speaker 3: I think that that's the end of the podcast. Andy, Well,

1642
01:26:51,760 --> 01:26:53,679
Speaker 3: thank you for having had you. And I'm so thrilled

1643
01:26:53,680 --> 01:26:56,639
Speaker 3: about this Stanham jacket that I'm glad storming around town.

1644
01:26:56,760 --> 01:26:57,760
Speaker 3: It's also too I just.

1645
01:26:57,720 --> 01:27:00,800
Speaker 4: And I didn't even think about it until I but

1646
01:27:00,880 --> 01:27:04,040
Speaker 4: as a ginger wearing a cone and denim jacket.

1647
01:27:03,760 --> 01:27:06,519
Speaker 3: Oh, this could be very confusing paper. Yeah, they might

1648
01:27:06,560 --> 01:27:11,320
Speaker 3: think like, what is this? Yeah, yes, some sort of

1649
01:27:11,960 --> 01:27:15,120
Speaker 3: little club ginger core, Yes, or I could you know,

1650
01:27:15,200 --> 01:27:18,280
Speaker 3: maybe sneak on stage. Yeah, you know, this could lead

1651
01:27:18,360 --> 01:27:21,960
Speaker 3: to something that would be really difficult, sneak on our

1652
01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:23,839
Speaker 3: stage high security.

1653
01:27:23,920 --> 01:27:24,120
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1654
01:27:24,200 --> 01:27:27,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, Well, Andy, God bless thank you for having me.

1655
01:27:27,800 --> 01:27:30,920
Speaker 3: Truly wonderful and uh yeah, that's the end of the show,

1656
01:27:31,080 --> 01:27:34,040
Speaker 3: all right. I said no gifts isn't exactly right production.

1657
01:27:34,320 --> 01:27:38,000
Speaker 3: It's engineered by Earth Angel Stephen Ray Morris. The theme

1658
01:27:38,080 --> 01:27:41,240
Speaker 3: song is by Miracle Worker Amy Mann. You can follow

1659
01:27:41,280 --> 01:27:44,360
Speaker 3: the show on Instagram and Twitter. At I said no gifts,

1660
01:27:44,640 --> 01:27:47,639
Speaker 3: And if you have a question or need help getting

1661
01:27:47,640 --> 01:27:50,360
Speaker 3: a gift for someone in your life, email me at

1662
01:27:50,560 --> 01:27:53,600
Speaker 3: I said no gifts at gmail dot com. Listen and

1663
01:27:53,680 --> 01:27:57,479
Speaker 3: subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher or wherever you found me,

1664
01:27:57,720 --> 01:27:59,840
Speaker 3: and why not leave a review while you're at it.

1665
01:28:01,920 --> 01:28:08,920
Speaker 2: But I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.

1666
01:28:10,200 --> 01:28:15,320
Speaker 2: When you're I guess to my home, you gotta come

1667
01:28:15,360 --> 01:28:16,720
Speaker 2: to me empty.

1668
01:28:17,120 --> 01:28:23,320
Speaker 1: And I said, no, guess, your own presence is presence enough.

1669
01:28:24,520 --> 01:28:29,120
Speaker 2: I already had too much stuff. So how did you

1670
01:28:29,400 --> 01:28:31,400
Speaker 2: dare to surbey me,