WEBVTT - DONKEY: Pee Wee Florida Man Arrested For Exposing Himself & Masturbating In Public

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<v Speaker 1>It's don't give we in the Bronx sucky.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not shutting us down in the craziest people in

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<v Speaker 2>America come from the Bronx and all the pools, Yela.

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<v Speaker 1>Why does the Sunshine States consistently produce such strange news?

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<v Speaker 3>If I catch all, I'm whizz the margin that.

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<v Speaker 1>It is just one of the many wacky news stories

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<v Speaker 1>out of Florida on the breakfast club. Why just caught

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<v Speaker 1>Kodak in there, man coact?

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<v Speaker 2>Then if I catch you out in traffic and women, m

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<v Speaker 2>Jimmy out and y'all gonna suck it.

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<v Speaker 1>Tumble a clue bump of.

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<v Speaker 2>Kodak, black boy Kodak, a wild boy dog here today

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<v Speaker 2>for Friday, June seventh, goes to a Florida man named

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<v Speaker 2>Xavier pee Wee. Hearns Now, what does you Uncle Shalla

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<v Speaker 2>always say about the great state of Florida?

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<v Speaker 1>Say it with me.

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<v Speaker 2>The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and

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<v Speaker 2>all of Florida, and today is no exception.

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<v Speaker 1>Now. Pee Wee is and arrested after he allegedly.

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<v Speaker 2>Was exposing his bald headed gigglestick to multiple shoppers while

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<v Speaker 2>at Target and Walmart. First of all, both of those

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<v Speaker 2>institutions are supposed to be safe spaces. Dropping the clues

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<v Speaker 2>bombs for Walmart and Target two places of peace. Walmart

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<v Speaker 2>in particular, if you read my first book, Black Privilege,

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<v Speaker 2>you read me speak to you read about me speaking

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<v Speaker 2>to how much Walmart means to someone like me. I

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<v Speaker 2>grew up in a small rural area amongst Corner, South

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<v Speaker 2>Carolina eight point three.

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<v Speaker 1>All day, that's all we had, you know, after midnight.

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<v Speaker 2>So the last thing I want when I'm walking around

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<v Speaker 2>Walmart is for someone to be flashing their blue vein

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<v Speaker 2>custod chucker at customers. Okay, now I see accurd In

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<v Speaker 2>the Fox thirty five Orlando little Peewee exposed himself at

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<v Speaker 2>least two times in one week. All Right, deputies met

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<v Speaker 2>with a woman who claimed that Xavier Peewee Hearns had

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<v Speaker 2>been staring at her and touching himself in a neighborhood

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<v Speaker 2>of Walmart. I literally had somebody tell me that yesterday,

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<v Speaker 2>nihlessitting right, Nilo to Nyla, tell what happened yesterday to

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<v Speaker 2>you if I'm making this up.

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<v Speaker 3>Yesterday, I was on a zoom call in Starbucks around

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<v Speaker 3>Fourteenth Street, and a homeless man came in and started

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<v Speaker 3>jacking off and his pants like right behind.

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<v Speaker 1>Me, shaking hands with the milkman and Starbucks.

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<v Speaker 2>To do that in a place like Starbucks where people

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<v Speaker 2>are asking for extra cream is psychopath for havie. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>But back to low pee Wee out here flashing his

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<v Speaker 2>low we we All right, little pee wee, little wee weed.

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<v Speaker 2>Now now, I don't know if it's little or not. Okay, pause.

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<v Speaker 2>All I'm saying is his name is pee Wee, So

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just assuming, all.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, Now, I don't want to trigger one.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to trigger anyone out there who has

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<v Speaker 2>a bite sized baloney pony. In fact, for everyone in

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<v Speaker 2>the petite penis population, here's a little something you can

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<v Speaker 2>say whenever your captain winki is the topic of discussion.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>In fact, let me show some compassion also to women

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<v Speaker 2>out there who are in love with men with cute

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<v Speaker 2>little Chico sticks. Were gonna talk to y'all in just

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<v Speaker 2>one second. But don't refer to it as small. Just

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<v Speaker 2>say it's a rare miniature and in high demand.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Small is insulting. Use words like cute, petit.

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<v Speaker 2>Slugger, Slugger's cool, you know the little bats No, maybe

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<v Speaker 2>millimeter monster, all right, that would give me some confidence.

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<v Speaker 2>All I'm saying is, you know, pee Wee, you clearly

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<v Speaker 2>picked the wrong crime to be committing. With a name

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<v Speaker 2>like pee Wee, I would think that if you are

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<v Speaker 2>a person who likes to go around exposing your sexual

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<v Speaker 2>organs to people, you would be doing it because you

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<v Speaker 2>got something you think the world would like to see.

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<v Speaker 1>You probably should be doing porn.

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<v Speaker 2>But in case that's not your calling, I would think

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<v Speaker 2>you would flash people something you know they actually want

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<v Speaker 2>to observe. Now, Xavier Peewee hearns, is being held at

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<v Speaker 2>the Charlotte County Jail without bond. Damn he can't get

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<v Speaker 2>no bond, not even a small one, a little something. Listen,

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<v Speaker 2>Anyone who may have been exposed to pee Wee's little

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<v Speaker 2>liquid data is asked to call the Sheriff's office at

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<v Speaker 2>nine four one six one zero one. I'm not making

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<v Speaker 2>this up. If you have been exposed to pee Wee's

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<v Speaker 2>low penis, you are being asked to call the Sheriff's

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<v Speaker 2>office at nine four one six three nine two one

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<v Speaker 2>zero one. Please give Xavier pee Wee Hearns. Damn, I

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<v Speaker 2>want to say the biggest he hull, but that don't

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<v Speaker 2>feel right. Hey, the biggest he hull.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, let's play a game of guess what racing is?

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<v Speaker 3>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Xavier peewee Hearns from Florida was arrested for exposing his

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<v Speaker 2>penis and target and Walmart, DJ and B guess what

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<v Speaker 2>racing is?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, I'm stuck. Wove you just nasty? Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>can just discuss him then, I'm gonna go.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait okay, okay, okay, says small peepe Just hilarious. Xavier

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<v Speaker 2>pee wee hearn from Florida was arrested for exposing his

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<v Speaker 2>penis and target and Walmart cuss what race is.

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<v Speaker 1>Asian?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, okay, okay, all right, okay, very very stereotypical

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<v Speaker 2>of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Both. Uh do you want to see his much shot?

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<v Speaker 2>Just hilarious, DJ nvy Both of you are absolutely incorrect.

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<v Speaker 1>Hearns is black Florida black? Two all right?

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<v Speaker 3>Damn because the boy white.

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<v Speaker 1>Out here spreading him false stereotypes of people.

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<v Speaker 2>Shut up.

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<v Speaker 1>And first of all, what Mac at magno want coming here?

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<v Speaker 2>Now?

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<v Speaker 1>Huh?

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<v Speaker 3>Come in?

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<v Speaker 2>Mac?

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<v Speaker 3>You know I do know one one Asian.

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<v Speaker 1>What's his name, Timothy? I got okay, now you know

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<v Speaker 1>Mac Mac.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why, why what I heard?

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<v Speaker 1>You heard about this.

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<v Speaker 3>Just lying, just that I don't do no line. Just more,

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<v Speaker 3>don't do no line. So first of all, if you

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<v Speaker 3>ain't see it, you heard about it, because it was

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<v Speaker 3>it was all around the camp.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you don't know nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>It was he shut.

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<v Speaker 1>Yell, should in jail right now. He exposed himself to you.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, I had to see it, like I really had

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<v Speaker 3>to see because I said. I was like, because we

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<v Speaker 3>was cool, we ain't never do nothing, but we was cool.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was like, I made a joke about all

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<v Speaker 3>Asians being you know. He was like, yeah, all right,

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<v Speaker 3>not me, and I was like, yeah, yeah, all right,

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<v Speaker 3>let me see. And he showed me and I was.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, damn, and I want to do stuff right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I hadn't. I don't give a damn what what happened.

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<v Speaker 3>Day I sold everybody and nobody could believe it. The

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<v Speaker 3>only people who didn't care was Chico Callos in DC,

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<v Speaker 3>but everybody else cared.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like passage to my house. I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>care what he got. I don't be like yo, whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>drop it off.

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<v Speaker 3>Broy couldn't believe it.

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<v Speaker 2>With pencils because I don't write penn is nowhere, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't damn, I don't don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Add up Paul. No, even Nick couldn't believe it. Nobody

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<v Speaker 3>could believe it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, let's talk to let's talk to the ladies for

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<v Speaker 2>a second, man, because it is Friday, so you know

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<v Speaker 2>what that means.

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<v Speaker 1>It's freaking, freaky, freaky Friday. Are you a young woman

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<v Speaker 1>out there?

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<v Speaker 2>Are a woman out there that is dating someone from

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<v Speaker 2>the petite penis population? You love them, you love them,

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<v Speaker 2>but he's lacking in that area. You love him, but

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<v Speaker 2>you know that he's lacking in that area. He is

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<v Speaker 2>a part of the petite penis population.

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<v Speaker 1>So what's the question? But you love him, how do

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<v Speaker 1>you tell him?

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<v Speaker 2>Or do you tell him? I just want to know

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<v Speaker 2>how you're coping. I'm just want to be a safe

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<v Speaker 2>space for you this morning. I know that you know

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<v Speaker 2>you don't really have a shoulder to cry on. I

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<v Speaker 2>just want to help them cope with what they're dealing

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<v Speaker 2>with this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all all right, eight don't drink five women ladies

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<v Speaker 1>out there.

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<v Speaker 3>So he's trying to see he So you're trying to

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<v Speaker 3>ex women like, how do you tell a man is

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<v Speaker 3>penis is small?

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<v Speaker 1>How do you just deal with the situation?

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<v Speaker 3>You love him, man, because if you have to tell

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<v Speaker 3>you don't have to tell him. Man, he already know.

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<v Speaker 3>The question is is it too small for you? If

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<v Speaker 3>it's too small for you, how do you tell him

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<v Speaker 3>it's too small for you?

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<v Speaker 1>I like that. Damn he doesn't drink five eight five

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<v Speaker 1>one five one. Ladies, if you're dealing with this, you

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<v Speaker 1>want to vent a little bit to safe space. This

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<v Speaker 1>is a safe space. That's right. You might be entitled

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