Speaker 1: It's don't give we in the Bronx sucky.
Speaker 2: I'm not shutting us down in the craziest people in
Speaker 2: America come from the Bronx and all the pools, Yela.
Speaker 1: Why does the Sunshine States consistently produce such strange news?
Speaker 3: If I catch all, I'm whizz the margin that.
Speaker 1: It is just one of the many wacky news stories
Speaker 1: out of Florida on the breakfast club. Why just caught
Speaker 1: Kodak in there, man coact?
Speaker 2: Then if I catch you out in traffic and women, m
Speaker 2: Jimmy out and y'all gonna suck it.
Speaker 1: Tumble a clue bump of.
Speaker 2: Kodak, black boy Kodak, a wild boy dog here today
Speaker 2: for Friday, June seventh, goes to a Florida man named
Speaker 2: Xavier pee Wee. Hearns Now, what does you Uncle Shalla
Speaker 2: always say about the great state of Florida?
Speaker 1: Say it with me.
Speaker 2: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
Speaker 2: all of Florida, and today is no exception.
Speaker 1: Now. Pee Wee is and arrested after he allegedly.
Speaker 2: Was exposing his bald headed gigglestick to multiple shoppers while
Speaker 2: at Target and Walmart. First of all, both of those
Speaker 2: institutions are supposed to be safe spaces. Dropping the clues
Speaker 2: bombs for Walmart and Target two places of peace. Walmart
Speaker 2: in particular, if you read my first book, Black Privilege,
Speaker 2: you read me speak to you read about me speaking
Speaker 2: to how much Walmart means to someone like me. I
Speaker 2: grew up in a small rural area amongst Corner, South
Speaker 2: Carolina eight point three.
Speaker 1: All day, that's all we had, you know, after midnight.
Speaker 2: So the last thing I want when I'm walking around
Speaker 2: Walmart is for someone to be flashing their blue vein
Speaker 2: custod chucker at customers. Okay, now I see accurd In
Speaker 2: the Fox thirty five Orlando little Peewee exposed himself at
Speaker 2: least two times in one week. All Right, deputies met
Speaker 2: with a woman who claimed that Xavier Peewee Hearns had
Speaker 2: been staring at her and touching himself in a neighborhood
Speaker 2: of Walmart. I literally had somebody tell me that yesterday,
Speaker 2: nihlessitting right, Nilo to Nyla, tell what happened yesterday to
Speaker 2: you if I'm making this up.
Speaker 3: Yesterday, I was on a zoom call in Starbucks around
Speaker 3: Fourteenth Street, and a homeless man came in and started
Speaker 3: jacking off and his pants like right behind.
Speaker 1: Me, shaking hands with the milkman and Starbucks.
Speaker 2: To do that in a place like Starbucks where people
Speaker 2: are asking for extra cream is psychopath for havie. Okay,
Speaker 2: But back to low pee Wee out here flashing his
Speaker 2: low we we All right, little pee wee, little wee weed.
Speaker 2: Now now, I don't know if it's little or not. Okay, pause.
Speaker 2: All I'm saying is his name is pee Wee, So
Speaker 2: I'm just assuming, all.
Speaker 1: Right, Now, I don't want to trigger one.
Speaker 2: I don't want to trigger anyone out there who has
Speaker 2: a bite sized baloney pony. In fact, for everyone in
Speaker 2: the petite penis population, here's a little something you can
Speaker 2: say whenever your captain winki is the topic of discussion.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: In fact, let me show some compassion also to women
Speaker 2: out there who are in love with men with cute
Speaker 2: little Chico sticks. Were gonna talk to y'all in just
Speaker 2: one second. But don't refer to it as small. Just
Speaker 2: say it's a rare miniature and in high demand.
Speaker 1: Okay. Small is insulting. Use words like cute, petit.
Speaker 2: Slugger, Slugger's cool, you know the little bats No, maybe
Speaker 2: millimeter monster, all right, that would give me some confidence.
Speaker 2: All I'm saying is, you know, pee Wee, you clearly
Speaker 2: picked the wrong crime to be committing. With a name
Speaker 2: like pee Wee, I would think that if you are
Speaker 2: a person who likes to go around exposing your sexual
Speaker 2: organs to people, you would be doing it because you
Speaker 2: got something you think the world would like to see.
Speaker 1: You probably should be doing porn.
Speaker 2: But in case that's not your calling, I would think
Speaker 2: you would flash people something you know they actually want
Speaker 2: to observe. Now, Xavier Peewee hearns, is being held at
Speaker 2: the Charlotte County Jail without bond. Damn he can't get
Speaker 2: no bond, not even a small one, a little something. Listen,
Speaker 2: Anyone who may have been exposed to pee Wee's little
Speaker 2: liquid data is asked to call the Sheriff's office at
Speaker 2: nine four one six one zero one. I'm not making
Speaker 2: this up. If you have been exposed to pee Wee's
Speaker 2: low penis, you are being asked to call the Sheriff's
Speaker 2: office at nine four one six three nine two one
Speaker 2: zero one. Please give Xavier pee Wee Hearns. Damn, I
Speaker 2: want to say the biggest he hull, but that don't
Speaker 2: feel right. Hey, the biggest he hull.
Speaker 1: Now, let's play a game of guess what racing is?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: Xavier peewee Hearns from Florida was arrested for exposing his
Speaker 2: penis and target and Walmart, DJ and B guess what
Speaker 2: racing is?
Speaker 1: Oh man, I'm stuck. Wove you just nasty? Yeah, you
Speaker 1: can just discuss him then, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2: Wait okay, okay, okay, says small peepe Just hilarious. Xavier
Speaker 2: pee wee hearn from Florida was arrested for exposing his
Speaker 2: penis and target and Walmart cuss what race is.
Speaker 1: Asian?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, okay, all right, okay, very very stereotypical
Speaker 2: of you.
Speaker 1: Both. Uh do you want to see his much shot?
Speaker 2: Just hilarious, DJ nvy Both of you are absolutely incorrect.
Speaker 1: Hearns is black Florida black? Two all right?
Speaker 3: Damn because the boy white.
Speaker 1: Out here spreading him false stereotypes of people.
Speaker 2: Shut up.
Speaker 1: And first of all, what Mac at magno want coming here?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: Huh?
Speaker 3: Come in?
Speaker 2: Mac?
Speaker 3: You know I do know one one Asian.
Speaker 1: What's his name, Timothy? I got okay, now you know
Speaker 1: Mac Mac.
Speaker 2: I don't know why, why what I heard?
Speaker 1: You heard about this.
Speaker 3: Just lying, just that I don't do no line. Just more,
Speaker 3: don't do no line. So first of all, if you
Speaker 3: ain't see it, you heard about it, because it was
Speaker 3: it was all around the camp.
Speaker 1: Now you don't know nothing.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: It was he shut.
Speaker 1: Yell, should in jail right now. He exposed himself to you.
Speaker 3: Hey, I had to see it, like I really had
Speaker 3: to see because I said. I was like, because we
Speaker 3: was cool, we ain't never do nothing, but we was cool.
Speaker 3: And I was like, I made a joke about all
Speaker 3: Asians being you know. He was like, yeah, all right,
Speaker 3: not me, and I was like, yeah, yeah, all right,
Speaker 3: let me see. And he showed me and I was.
Speaker 1: Like, damn, and I want to do stuff right now.
Speaker 1: I hadn't. I don't give a damn what what happened.
Speaker 3: Day I sold everybody and nobody could believe it. The
Speaker 3: only people who didn't care was Chico Callos in DC,
Speaker 3: but everybody else cared.
Speaker 1: It was like passage to my house. I don't even
Speaker 1: care what he got. I don't be like yo, whatever,
Speaker 1: drop it off.
Speaker 3: Broy couldn't believe it.
Speaker 2: With pencils because I don't write penn is nowhere, I
Speaker 2: don't damn, I don't don't.
Speaker 3: Add up Paul. No, even Nick couldn't believe it. Nobody
Speaker 3: could believe it.
Speaker 2: Well, let's talk to let's talk to the ladies for
Speaker 2: a second, man, because it is Friday, so you know
Speaker 2: what that means.
Speaker 1: It's freaking, freaky, freaky Friday. Are you a young woman
Speaker 1: out there?
Speaker 2: Are a woman out there that is dating someone from
Speaker 2: the petite penis population? You love them, you love them,
Speaker 2: but he's lacking in that area. You love him, but
Speaker 2: you know that he's lacking in that area. He is
Speaker 2: a part of the petite penis population.
Speaker 1: So what's the question? But you love him, how do
Speaker 1: you tell him?
Speaker 2: Or do you tell him? I just want to know
Speaker 2: how you're coping. I'm just want to be a safe
Speaker 2: space for you this morning. I know that you know
Speaker 2: you don't really have a shoulder to cry on. I
Speaker 2: just want to help them cope with what they're dealing
Speaker 2: with this morning.
Speaker 1: That's all all right, eight don't drink five women ladies
Speaker 1: out there.
Speaker 3: So he's trying to see he So you're trying to
Speaker 3: ex women like, how do you tell a man is
Speaker 3: penis is small?
Speaker 1: How do you just deal with the situation?
Speaker 3: You love him, man, because if you have to tell
Speaker 3: you don't have to tell him. Man, he already know.
Speaker 3: The question is is it too small for you? If
Speaker 3: it's too small for you, how do you tell him
Speaker 3: it's too small for you?
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Speaker 1: one five one. Ladies, if you're dealing with this, you
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