Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I am on dropbox. Ellen. You got there
Speaker 1: so fast, you'll make me look dumb. So should I
Speaker 1: press this red button button? I'm pressing the red button. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm on, I'm on perfect Listen. When you first met me,
Speaker 1: I was ninety. Now I'm gonna be ninety two in me,
Speaker 1: I'm not getting any smarter. Hi, everyone, one, not good?
Speaker 1: Not good? Let's do it again together. You want us
Speaker 1: to say Okay, Ellen, I'll say hi everyone, and you
Speaker 1: can start with the second season. Okay, how's that? Ellen?
Speaker 1: Don't fine? Hi everybody, it's nice to be back. We've
Speaker 1: missed you all. I'm so glad. I am so glad.
Speaker 1: We were about to start our second season and we're
Speaker 1: very excited to see everybody here and see In one,
Speaker 1: we've focused on Jewish grandmothers, and now we're opening it
Speaker 1: up to all grandmothers. It's like Levi's Rye Bread used
Speaker 1: to say, you don't have to be Jewish to love leaves,
Speaker 1: So you don't have to be Jewish to be I'd
Speaker 1: call your grandmother. That's true. Every grandmother and grandcham have
Speaker 1: their own unique relationship. I'm very excited about this. We're
Speaker 1: happy to be back. We've missed you all. One day
Speaker 1: I opened Messenger up. I am very very adept at
Speaker 1: this electronics stuff, so I opened Messenger up. I had
Speaker 1: maybe three hundred messages from people I didn't know a
Speaker 1: three hundred okay, two hundred reader? Did you open yours up?
Speaker 1: I don't know how to open it up? I cannot
Speaker 1: tell you. I never even finished going through them. But
Speaker 1: when I walk into the supermarket, the manager did, and
Speaker 1: all here comes to celebrity, and all the checkout girls
Speaker 1: know me. I get checked immediately. They don't. Dr Ruth. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm Dr Ruth. Well, that story you've heard already, so
Speaker 1: I'm not going to repeat it, but I'm telling you
Speaker 1: in my building, I get into the elevator, oh, the
Speaker 1: celebrity because he had a picture in the New York Post,
Speaker 1: a full page. That's right, right, right, right right, So
Speaker 1: everybody in the building knows me. But whatever, only took
Speaker 1: me ninety one years to be in celebrity, So am
Speaker 1: I welcome in any time it comes. When I went
Speaker 1: for my first shot, the nerve said to me, pull
Speaker 1: down your mask please, And I said, why is something wrong?
Speaker 1: She says, no, I want to see your face. She says,
Speaker 1: I get the grandmother. I said, I am a grandmother.
Speaker 1: She says, no, the one that was on television yesterday.
Speaker 1: I said, yes I am. She Ah, wait till I
Speaker 1: tell everybody. And it was the day after we were
Speaker 1: on Hoda and Jenna. And now that, Oh, didn't you
Speaker 1: see us on Steve? Steve Harvey, Breda Kay and Ellen
Speaker 1: Grosky are two sassy grannies who dish out some unfiltered
Speaker 1: grandmotherly advice. Oh my god, what was that? An experienced reader?
Speaker 1: He could not have been nicer. Everybody was so receptive.
Speaker 1: They really was so welcoming and so kind. How can
Speaker 1: I get my husband to romance for me again? Well,
Speaker 1: go to a store and buy some porno movies. Some
Speaker 1: porno movies, poor no movies. Just a minute. You don't
Speaker 1: know who he was? Did it next? At I would
Speaker 1: have said, you don't know who you sit next to you.
Speaker 1: Did you hear what he said at the end? He
Speaker 1: said he really didn't know what to expect, but he
Speaker 1: said he got advice that he really respected. When you
Speaker 1: hear a man has lost his wife, you make a
Speaker 1: tune of noodle cats a role you ring the doorbelly
Speaker 1: and say, I feel so sorry. I heard your wife
Speaker 1: just in New York. These widows trolled the New York
Speaker 1: Times for death's orbits. This is have the honest truth.
Speaker 1: And he was very keys with us, and he gave us.
Speaker 1: I was sitting next to him and she started in
Speaker 1: with the pawn and he said, did she say, pawn? Well,
Speaker 1: I tell you what they told us. The more outrageous
Speaker 1: you are, the better. He liked it. So that's all
Speaker 1: I had to hear. You could be outrageous. So I think,
Speaker 1: what could happen If he didn't like it, He'll cut
Speaker 1: it out. But he liked it, so what can I
Speaker 1: tell you? As we were walking out, one of the
Speaker 1: producers took my hand and he said, this was one
Speaker 1: of the best ones we ever did, and we'd have
Speaker 1: got full syelashes. They put on full silations. Always said
Speaker 1: let me take them home. I could never do it
Speaker 1: million years, Are you kidding? I bought I blind myself
Speaker 1: with the glue. I guess the highlight of my year
Speaker 1: was that we're all still alive. But I'm not going
Speaker 1: into anything yet personal. But it was a hard year.
Speaker 1: To be funny. It was a terrible sex in the
Speaker 1: city stopped being something that interested me at all. The
Speaker 1: first one was enough. I'm not going to watch Bridgeton anymore.
Speaker 1: They took away my favorite going Yeah, me too. The
Speaker 1: other brother doesn't do it for me. Oh, I got
Speaker 1: hooked on something. I'm embarrassed to tell you. Why married
Speaker 1: at first sight. There's a dumbing down of America right now.
Speaker 1: There's one show that these women only want to marry
Speaker 1: men who are in jail, which is something every mother
Speaker 1: wants her daughter to aspire to, right right. Devin Creo,
Speaker 1: did you ever hear of him? He's a wonderful singer.
Speaker 1: He does this show for an hour and a half,
Speaker 1: Try to get it on. He is fabulous, He's stunning
Speaker 1: and he's charming. I could have a question him and
Speaker 1: maybe a little too old for him, but you never know.
Speaker 1: That's good. I'm not opening my mouth. It's not your
Speaker 1: mouth that you have to open. It seems that that
Speaker 1: we cross a lot of lines when we speak to
Speaker 1: to just being grandmother's and a lot of people really
Speaker 1: and truly have this this grandmother feeling. Well. You know,
Speaker 1: the funniest thing that I love is when my grandson's
Speaker 1: put it on their Facebook and they all know me,
Speaker 1: I get little emailed from an awesome reader. Keep going.
Speaker 1: It's a cutey think that the kids appreciate the grandmother relationship.
Speaker 1: You know, they want to meet me in person. Absolutely.
Speaker 1: I love doing it. I loved participating in it. I
Speaker 1: loved all the side things that came from it, all
Speaker 1: the all the lovely relationships. I'm very anxious to get
Speaker 1: started again because this has been one of the most
Speaker 1: wonderful experiences of my life. Truthfully, it's a road I
Speaker 1: never thought i'd traveled. Who thought about who? We even
Speaker 1: know about how podcasts? No less doing one? Oh I
Speaker 1: knew what a podcast was barely I barely knew. Let
Speaker 1: me tell y'all something. Y'all have been a complete joy man,
Speaker 1: I really because you know what, I love to see people,
Speaker 1: especially two and still doing something. We're lucky, we're doing it.
Speaker 1: We are lucky. We're very lucky. And I'm going to
Speaker 1: say to all of you, nobody knows what tomorrow rings
Speaker 1: for anybody. Whatever you could do, don't say no, do anything,
Speaker 1: don't die and say I wish I did this, I
Speaker 1: wish I did that. There's no coming back. Do everything
Speaker 1: now do it? Now call it? Do it? Now don't go.
Speaker 1: Make sure you check out. They Call Your Grandmother podcast
Speaker 1: is on the I Heart Radio app two in House
Speaker 1: and Fun with him. Do what Steve Harvey said and
Speaker 1: listen to Call Your Grandmother on the I Heart Radio app,
Speaker 1: Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.