WEBVTT - Rita + Ellin are Back!

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, I am on dropbox. Ellen. You got there

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<v Speaker 1>so fast, you'll make me look dumb. So should I

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<v Speaker 1>press this red button button? I'm pressing the red button. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on, I'm on perfect Listen. When you first met me,

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<v Speaker 1>I was ninety. Now I'm gonna be ninety two in me,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not getting any smarter. Hi, everyone, one, not good?

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<v Speaker 1>Not good? Let's do it again together. You want us

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<v Speaker 1>to say Okay, Ellen, I'll say hi everyone, and you

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<v Speaker 1>can start with the second season. Okay, how's that? Ellen?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't fine? Hi everybody, it's nice to be back. We've

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<v Speaker 1>missed you all. I'm so glad. I am so glad.

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<v Speaker 1>We were about to start our second season and we're

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<v Speaker 1>very excited to see everybody here and see In one,

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<v Speaker 1>we've focused on Jewish grandmothers, and now we're opening it

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<v Speaker 1>up to all grandmothers. It's like Levi's Rye Bread used

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<v Speaker 1>to say, you don't have to be Jewish to love leaves,

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<v Speaker 1>So you don't have to be Jewish to be I'd

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<v Speaker 1>call your grandmother. That's true. Every grandmother and grandcham have

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<v Speaker 1>their own unique relationship. I'm very excited about this. We're

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<v Speaker 1>happy to be back. We've missed you all. One day

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<v Speaker 1>I opened Messenger up. I am very very adept at

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<v Speaker 1>this electronics stuff, so I opened Messenger up. I had

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<v Speaker 1>maybe three hundred messages from people I didn't know a

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<v Speaker 1>three hundred okay, two hundred reader? Did you open yours up?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how to open it up? I cannot

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<v Speaker 1>tell you. I never even finished going through them. But

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<v Speaker 1>when I walk into the supermarket, the manager did, and

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<v Speaker 1>all here comes to celebrity, and all the checkout girls

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<v Speaker 1>know me. I get checked immediately. They don't. Dr Ruth. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Dr Ruth. Well, that story you've heard already, so

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to repeat it, but I'm telling you

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<v Speaker 1>in my building, I get into the elevator, oh, the

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<v Speaker 1>celebrity because he had a picture in the New York Post,

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<v Speaker 1>a full page. That's right, right, right, right right, So

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<v Speaker 1>everybody in the building knows me. But whatever, only took

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<v Speaker 1>me ninety one years to be in celebrity, So am

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<v Speaker 1>I welcome in any time it comes. When I went

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<v Speaker 1>for my first shot, the nerve said to me, pull

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<v Speaker 1>down your mask please, And I said, why is something wrong?

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<v Speaker 1>She says, no, I want to see your face. She says,

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<v Speaker 1>I get the grandmother. I said, I am a grandmother.

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<v Speaker 1>She says, no, the one that was on television yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, yes I am. She Ah, wait till I

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<v Speaker 1>tell everybody. And it was the day after we were

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<v Speaker 1>on Hoda and Jenna. And now that, Oh, didn't you

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<v Speaker 1>see us on Steve? Steve Harvey, Breda Kay and Ellen

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<v Speaker 1>Grosky are two sassy grannies who dish out some unfiltered

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<v Speaker 1>grandmotherly advice. Oh my god, what was that? An experienced reader?

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<v Speaker 1>He could not have been nicer. Everybody was so receptive.

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<v Speaker 1>They really was so welcoming and so kind. How can

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<v Speaker 1>I get my husband to romance for me again? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>go to a store and buy some porno movies. Some

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<v Speaker 1>porno movies, poor no movies. Just a minute. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>know who he was? Did it next? At I would

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<v Speaker 1>have said, you don't know who you sit next to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you hear what he said at the end? He

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<v Speaker 1>said he really didn't know what to expect, but he

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<v Speaker 1>said he got advice that he really respected. When you

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<v Speaker 1>hear a man has lost his wife, you make a

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<v Speaker 1>tune of noodle cats a role you ring the doorbelly

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<v Speaker 1>and say, I feel so sorry. I heard your wife

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<v Speaker 1>just in New York. These widows trolled the New York

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<v Speaker 1>Times for death's orbits. This is have the honest truth.

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<v Speaker 1>And he was very keys with us, and he gave us.

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<v Speaker 1>I was sitting next to him and she started in

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<v Speaker 1>with the pawn and he said, did she say, pawn? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I tell you what they told us. The more outrageous

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<v Speaker 1>you are, the better. He liked it. So that's all

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<v Speaker 1>I had to hear. You could be outrageous. So I think,

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<v Speaker 1>what could happen If he didn't like it, He'll cut

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<v Speaker 1>it out. But he liked it, so what can I

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<v Speaker 1>tell you? As we were walking out, one of the

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<v Speaker 1>producers took my hand and he said, this was one

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<v Speaker 1>of the best ones we ever did, and we'd have

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<v Speaker 1>got full syelashes. They put on full silations. Always said

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<v Speaker 1>let me take them home. I could never do it

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<v Speaker 1>million years, Are you kidding? I bought I blind myself

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<v Speaker 1>with the glue. I guess the highlight of my year

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<v Speaker 1>was that we're all still alive. But I'm not going

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<v Speaker 1>into anything yet personal. But it was a hard year.

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<v Speaker 1>To be funny. It was a terrible sex in the

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<v Speaker 1>city stopped being something that interested me at all. The

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<v Speaker 1>first one was enough. I'm not going to watch Bridgeton anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>They took away my favorite going Yeah, me too. The

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<v Speaker 1>other brother doesn't do it for me. Oh, I got

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<v Speaker 1>hooked on something. I'm embarrassed to tell you. Why married

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<v Speaker 1>at first sight. There's a dumbing down of America right now.

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<v Speaker 1>There's one show that these women only want to marry

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<v Speaker 1>men who are in jail, which is something every mother

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<v Speaker 1>wants her daughter to aspire to, right right. Devin Creo,

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<v Speaker 1>did you ever hear of him? He's a wonderful singer.

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<v Speaker 1>He does this show for an hour and a half,

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<v Speaker 1>Try to get it on. He is fabulous, He's stunning

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<v Speaker 1>and he's charming. I could have a question him and

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<v Speaker 1>maybe a little too old for him, but you never know.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good. I'm not opening my mouth. It's not your

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<v Speaker 1>mouth that you have to open. It seems that that

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<v Speaker 1>we cross a lot of lines when we speak to

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<v Speaker 1>to just being grandmother's and a lot of people really

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<v Speaker 1>and truly have this this grandmother feeling. Well. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>the funniest thing that I love is when my grandson's

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<v Speaker 1>put it on their Facebook and they all know me,

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<v Speaker 1>I get little emailed from an awesome reader. Keep going.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a cutey think that the kids appreciate the grandmother relationship.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, they want to meet me in person. Absolutely.

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<v Speaker 1>I love doing it. I loved participating in it. I

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<v Speaker 1>loved all the side things that came from it, all

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<v Speaker 1>the all the lovely relationships. I'm very anxious to get

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<v Speaker 1>started again because this has been one of the most

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<v Speaker 1>wonderful experiences of my life. Truthfully, it's a road I

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<v Speaker 1>never thought i'd traveled. Who thought about who? We even

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<v Speaker 1>know about how podcasts? No less doing one? Oh I

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<v Speaker 1>knew what a podcast was barely I barely knew. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me tell y'all something. Y'all have been a complete joy man,

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<v Speaker 1>I really because you know what, I love to see people,

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<v Speaker 1>especially two and still doing something. We're lucky, we're doing it.

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<v Speaker 1>We are lucky. We're very lucky. And I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>say to all of you, nobody knows what tomorrow rings

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<v Speaker 1>for anybody. Whatever you could do, don't say no, do anything,

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<v Speaker 1>don't die and say I wish I did this, I

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<v Speaker 1>wish I did that. There's no coming back. Do everything

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<v Speaker 1>now do it? Now call it? Do it? Now don't go.

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<v Speaker 1>Make sure you check out. They Call Your Grandmother podcast

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<v Speaker 1>is on the I Heart Radio app two in House

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<v Speaker 1>and Fun with him. Do what Steve Harvey said and

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<v Speaker 1>listen to Call Your Grandmother on the I Heart Radio app,

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<v Speaker 1>Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.