1 00:00:00,520 --> 00:00:05,040 Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I am on dropbox. Ellen. You got there 2 00:00:05,080 --> 00:00:09,320 Speaker 1: so fast, you'll make me look dumb. So should I 3 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:14,720 Speaker 1: press this red button button? I'm pressing the red button. Okay, 4 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:20,439 Speaker 1: I'm on, I'm on perfect Listen. When you first met me, 5 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:23,560 Speaker 1: I was ninety. Now I'm gonna be ninety two in me, 6 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:31,440 Speaker 1: I'm not getting any smarter. Hi, everyone, one, not good? 7 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:34,000 Speaker 1: Not good? Let's do it again together. You want us 8 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:37,080 Speaker 1: to say Okay, Ellen, I'll say hi everyone, and you 9 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:40,000 Speaker 1: can start with the second season. Okay, how's that? Ellen? 10 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:48,440 Speaker 1: Don't fine? Hi everybody, it's nice to be back. We've 11 00:00:48,479 --> 00:00:51,760 Speaker 1: missed you all. I'm so glad. I am so glad. 12 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:54,680 Speaker 1: We were about to start our second season and we're 13 00:00:54,880 --> 00:01:00,440 Speaker 1: very excited to see everybody here and see In one, 14 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:03,680 Speaker 1: we've focused on Jewish grandmothers, and now we're opening it 15 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:07,560 Speaker 1: up to all grandmothers. It's like Levi's Rye Bread used 16 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:10,120 Speaker 1: to say, you don't have to be Jewish to love leaves, 17 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:12,440 Speaker 1: So you don't have to be Jewish to be I'd 18 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:16,200 Speaker 1: call your grandmother. That's true. Every grandmother and grandcham have 19 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:20,920 Speaker 1: their own unique relationship. I'm very excited about this. We're 20 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:26,360 Speaker 1: happy to be back. We've missed you all. One day 21 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:30,880 Speaker 1: I opened Messenger up. I am very very adept at 22 00:01:30,959 --> 00:01:36,760 Speaker 1: this electronics stuff, so I opened Messenger up. I had 23 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:41,200 Speaker 1: maybe three hundred messages from people I didn't know a 24 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:45,560 Speaker 1: three hundred okay, two hundred reader? Did you open yours up? 25 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:48,320 Speaker 1: I don't know how to open it up? I cannot 26 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:51,280 Speaker 1: tell you. I never even finished going through them. But 27 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:54,560 Speaker 1: when I walk into the supermarket, the manager did, and 28 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:58,000 Speaker 1: all here comes to celebrity, and all the checkout girls 29 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:03,760 Speaker 1: know me. I get checked immediately. They don't. Dr Ruth. Oh, 30 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:06,880 Speaker 1: I'm Dr Ruth. Well, that story you've heard already, so 31 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:10,200 Speaker 1: I'm not going to repeat it, but I'm telling you 32 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:13,079 Speaker 1: in my building, I get into the elevator, oh, the 33 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:16,600 Speaker 1: celebrity because he had a picture in the New York Post, 34 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:20,400 Speaker 1: a full page. That's right, right, right, right right, So 35 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:24,520 Speaker 1: everybody in the building knows me. But whatever, only took 36 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:27,480 Speaker 1: me ninety one years to be in celebrity, So am 37 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:30,640 Speaker 1: I welcome in any time it comes. When I went 38 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:33,680 Speaker 1: for my first shot, the nerve said to me, pull 39 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:37,760 Speaker 1: down your mask please, And I said, why is something wrong? 40 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:40,560 Speaker 1: She says, no, I want to see your face. She says, 41 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:44,480 Speaker 1: I get the grandmother. I said, I am a grandmother. 42 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:47,520 Speaker 1: She says, no, the one that was on television yesterday. 43 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:51,000 Speaker 1: I said, yes I am. She Ah, wait till I 44 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:53,880 Speaker 1: tell everybody. And it was the day after we were 45 00:02:53,919 --> 00:02:57,280 Speaker 1: on Hoda and Jenna. And now that, Oh, didn't you 46 00:02:57,320 --> 00:03:02,040 Speaker 1: see us on Steve? Steve Harvey, Breda Kay and Ellen 47 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:06,840 Speaker 1: Grosky are two sassy grannies who dish out some unfiltered 48 00:03:06,919 --> 00:03:11,000 Speaker 1: grandmotherly advice. Oh my god, what was that? An experienced reader? 49 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:14,919 Speaker 1: He could not have been nicer. Everybody was so receptive. 50 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:20,120 Speaker 1: They really was so welcoming and so kind. How can 51 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:23,080 Speaker 1: I get my husband to romance for me again? Well, 52 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:32,280 Speaker 1: go to a store and buy some porno movies. Some 53 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:35,640 Speaker 1: porno movies, poor no movies. Just a minute. You don't 54 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:38,760 Speaker 1: know who he was? Did it next? At I would 55 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:41,040 Speaker 1: have said, you don't know who you sit next to you. 56 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:44,680 Speaker 1: Did you hear what he said at the end? He 57 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:47,600 Speaker 1: said he really didn't know what to expect, but he 58 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:51,160 Speaker 1: said he got advice that he really respected. When you 59 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:55,240 Speaker 1: hear a man has lost his wife, you make a 60 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:58,680 Speaker 1: tune of noodle cats a role you ring the doorbelly 61 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:01,560 Speaker 1: and say, I feel so sorry. I heard your wife 62 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:06,080 Speaker 1: just in New York. These widows trolled the New York 63 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:12,520 Speaker 1: Times for death's orbits. This is have the honest truth. 64 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:16,760 Speaker 1: And he was very keys with us, and he gave us. 65 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:20,560 Speaker 1: I was sitting next to him and she started in 66 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:25,480 Speaker 1: with the pawn and he said, did she say, pawn? Well, 67 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:29,000 Speaker 1: I tell you what they told us. The more outrageous 68 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:31,880 Speaker 1: you are, the better. He liked it. So that's all 69 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:35,520 Speaker 1: I had to hear. You could be outrageous. So I think, 70 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:38,480 Speaker 1: what could happen If he didn't like it, He'll cut 71 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:40,839 Speaker 1: it out. But he liked it, so what can I 72 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:48,200 Speaker 1: tell you? As we were walking out, one of the 73 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:50,960 Speaker 1: producers took my hand and he said, this was one 74 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,480 Speaker 1: of the best ones we ever did, and we'd have 75 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:57,360 Speaker 1: got full syelashes. They put on full silations. Always said 76 00:04:57,440 --> 00:04:59,680 Speaker 1: let me take them home. I could never do it 77 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:04,000 Speaker 1: million years, Are you kidding? I bought I blind myself 78 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:12,880 Speaker 1: with the glue. I guess the highlight of my year 79 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:17,479 Speaker 1: was that we're all still alive. But I'm not going 80 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:21,520 Speaker 1: into anything yet personal. But it was a hard year. 81 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:26,080 Speaker 1: To be funny. It was a terrible sex in the 82 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:29,960 Speaker 1: city stopped being something that interested me at all. The 83 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:33,279 Speaker 1: first one was enough. I'm not going to watch Bridgeton anymore. 84 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:36,800 Speaker 1: They took away my favorite going Yeah, me too. The 85 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:39,960 Speaker 1: other brother doesn't do it for me. Oh, I got 86 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:43,239 Speaker 1: hooked on something. I'm embarrassed to tell you. Why married 87 00:05:43,279 --> 00:05:47,279 Speaker 1: at first sight. There's a dumbing down of America right now. 88 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:50,919 Speaker 1: There's one show that these women only want to marry 89 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:54,480 Speaker 1: men who are in jail, which is something every mother 90 00:05:54,560 --> 00:06:00,320 Speaker 1: wants her daughter to aspire to, right right. Devin Creo, 91 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:04,679 Speaker 1: did you ever hear of him? He's a wonderful singer. 92 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,919 Speaker 1: He does this show for an hour and a half, 93 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:12,280 Speaker 1: Try to get it on. He is fabulous, He's stunning 94 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:16,080 Speaker 1: and he's charming. I could have a question him and 95 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:18,479 Speaker 1: maybe a little too old for him, but you never know. 96 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:23,560 Speaker 1: That's good. I'm not opening my mouth. It's not your 97 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:35,560 Speaker 1: mouth that you have to open. It seems that that 98 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:39,479 Speaker 1: we cross a lot of lines when we speak to 99 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:45,120 Speaker 1: to just being grandmother's and a lot of people really 100 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:48,880 Speaker 1: and truly have this this grandmother feeling. Well. You know, 101 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:51,960 Speaker 1: the funniest thing that I love is when my grandson's 102 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:55,400 Speaker 1: put it on their Facebook and they all know me, 103 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:59,080 Speaker 1: I get little emailed from an awesome reader. Keep going. 104 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:03,440 Speaker 1: It's a cutey think that the kids appreciate the grandmother relationship. 105 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:06,599 Speaker 1: You know, they want to meet me in person. Absolutely. 106 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:10,480 Speaker 1: I love doing it. I loved participating in it. I 107 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:13,760 Speaker 1: loved all the side things that came from it, all 108 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:18,640 Speaker 1: the all the lovely relationships. I'm very anxious to get 109 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:22,040 Speaker 1: started again because this has been one of the most 110 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:26,000 Speaker 1: wonderful experiences of my life. Truthfully, it's a road I 111 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:29,120 Speaker 1: never thought i'd traveled. Who thought about who? We even 112 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:32,160 Speaker 1: know about how podcasts? No less doing one? Oh I 113 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:39,080 Speaker 1: knew what a podcast was barely I barely knew. Let 114 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:42,000 Speaker 1: me tell y'all something. Y'all have been a complete joy man, 115 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:45,760 Speaker 1: I really because you know what, I love to see people, 116 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:51,560 Speaker 1: especially two and still doing something. We're lucky, we're doing it. 117 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:56,520 Speaker 1: We are lucky. We're very lucky. And I'm going to 118 00:07:56,680 --> 00:08:00,360 Speaker 1: say to all of you, nobody knows what tomorrow rings 119 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:05,280 Speaker 1: for anybody. Whatever you could do, don't say no, do anything, 120 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:07,440 Speaker 1: don't die and say I wish I did this, I 121 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:10,440 Speaker 1: wish I did that. There's no coming back. Do everything 122 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:14,840 Speaker 1: now do it? Now call it? Do it? Now don't go. 123 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:20,960 Speaker 1: Make sure you check out. They Call Your Grandmother podcast 124 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:24,360 Speaker 1: is on the I Heart Radio app two in House 125 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:31,120 Speaker 1: and Fun with him. Do what Steve Harvey said and 126 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:35,120 Speaker 1: listen to Call Your Grandmother on the I Heart Radio app, 127 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:38,760 Speaker 1: Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.