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Speaker 1: I don't know who needs to hear this, but hitting

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Speaker 1: my god, it's the Jewel Show is doing that last night?

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Speaker 1: Just got that text in this gives me clear through

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Speaker 1: it is now clear. That's a text. We just got

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Speaker 1: it four one six one, And it's time for America's

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Speaker 1: most popular radio segment according to Americans. And I don't

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Speaker 1: know who needs to hear this? Butts where we say

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Speaker 1: I don't know who needs to hear this butt and

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Speaker 1: then we tell you exactly what we think you should hear.

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Speaker 1: Calls up d A eight three four three one o

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Speaker 1: your into a second, buddy, Alex Frash, that's me, what

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Speaker 1: do you have? I don't know who needs to hear this,

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Speaker 1: but pull to the right for siren and lights? Is

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Speaker 1: that me? Are you looking at me? Say that? You know?

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Speaker 1: I had to say this now because it's like kind

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Speaker 1: There's got to be somebody behind somebody right now that's

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Speaker 1: not pulling to the right right sure, okay, But then

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Speaker 1: that's weird to me because I've always been a I've

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Speaker 1: Here's the thing you do. You just keep driving and

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Speaker 1: keep going. It's just like you wait till the last

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Speaker 1: doing it. I don't know who needs to hear this,

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Speaker 1: But pull to the right for siren and light. When

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Speaker 1: sirens and lights come at you in the opposite direction,

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Speaker 1: when do you pull over? If if there's lights coming

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Speaker 1: from the opposite direction, yeah, I will pull over. I mean,

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Speaker 1: they can't be that far away if you see them,

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Speaker 1: so I'll pull over pretty much immediately when I see them. Wow,

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Speaker 1: that's a good citizen. And for me, I just have

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Speaker 1: I don't know who needs to hear this. But where

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Speaker 1: we say I don't know who needs to hear this,

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Speaker 1: and then we tell you exactly what you need to hear.

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Speaker 1: I don't know who needs to hear this. But if

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Speaker 1: you see that we are walking and our pasts are

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Speaker 1: my name, and it's not spelled the way you think

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Speaker 1: it's spelled. People misspell my name so much gets right

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Speaker 1: on social media. At the Jewel Show, I'm at Jewel Fresh,

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Speaker 1: And other than my name, I don't know who needs

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Speaker 1: to hear this, But if you're constantly saying sorry, I

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Speaker 1: What are your I don't know who needs to hear this,

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Speaker 1: Have a show coming up this Saturday at the snow

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Speaker 1: Kwamy Casino in Snowquamy, Washington. Yeah. I'm working on a

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Speaker 1: You can see all the dates there when they start

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Speaker 1: to come and hit usup on social media at the

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Speaker 1: Jewels show, let us know what city we should come

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Speaker 1: to if you want us to come to your city

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Speaker 1: and get tickets for this Saturday the Snowkwormy Casino and Snowwamy,

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Speaker 1: Washington snow tickets dot com or just go to backflip

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Speaker 1: tour dot com. The Jebil Show on demand, it's another

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Speaker 1: Jebil phone frame today morning. Hello. Hi, my name is

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Speaker 1: Ted Thiobido and I was looking for Lauren. This is one. Well,

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Speaker 1: hi Lauren, how are you? You don't know me, but

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Speaker 1: my name is tied Thibido, like I say said, I

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Speaker 1: and um you recently and thank you so much. She

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Speaker 1: you're welcome, and you have another question for you, not

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Speaker 1: when you came in contact with my coat, uh huh,

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Speaker 1: and have to say that I think that's a bunch

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Speaker 1: be nice. Yes, I didn't have to do that, and

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Speaker 1: I really don't appreciate you accusing me of stealing your drugs.

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Speaker 1: So you basically took their haul and they're gonna need

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Speaker 1: I didn't take your drugs. I found a coat and

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Speaker 1: so I'm just gonna drop on by your house and

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Speaker 1: out then, all right, How that's how are you gonna?

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Speaker 1: You don't know where I live? Oh? Well, I think

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Speaker 1: I do. Well. I'm looking at this address that I

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what how to have your address. I

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Speaker 1: know I sound just like a reco typical Southern man

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Speaker 1: just bouncing around town, but I'm an international drug dealing

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Speaker 1: and we could pretty much find whatever we want. That's right. Um, Look, please, sir,

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Speaker 1: you don't need to come here. What can I do

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Speaker 1: when I shake people up, right, I just tell them

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Speaker 1: that the frank phone call, and then they get in

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Speaker 1: shooks hopefully hopefully I just shook in now unshook? What

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Speaker 1: hopefully I unshook you today? Did you get unshook? This

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Speaker 1: is not this is faith. Yeah, this is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you.

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Speaker 1: Your boyfriend James say you up? So I think that

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Speaker 1: you guys just found a jacket. I don't think there's

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Speaker 1: any like sweet Southern dude who is in the cartel

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Speaker 1: looking for you. I think you're fine, Well find other jacket.

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Speaker 1: I'm definitely going through the pocket. All right, Well you

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Speaker 1: have a good day. Now, you have a good day.

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Speaker 1: Hey is this Nick? Yeah? This is Nick Nick. This

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Speaker 1: I tested it every couple of years. You wanted to

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Speaker 1: know what his was? You said, you know what yours is?

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Speaker 1: Can you just tell us what yours is? I mean, like,

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Speaker 1: I just don't want to tell you guys that I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I don't want to say it. You see,

427
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Speaker 1: like she won't even tell you what hers is, and

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Speaker 1: then she wants to know what mine is. I said,

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Speaker 1: she's being a hypocrite. And the idea of like taking

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Speaker 1: one every two years, Like so basically, if I got

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Speaker 1: married to this girl, I'd have to take an IQ

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Speaker 1: test every couple years just to make sure that I

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Speaker 1: hadn't gotten dumber. No, you know this is ridiculous. I

434
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Speaker 1: never said you have to take one every two years.

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Speaker 1: I also am not discussing it on the radio because

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Speaker 1: I'm not on a dately. We were just riding and

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Speaker 1: we were talking and we were having a good time

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Speaker 1: when we were laughing, and it's just something that I

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Speaker 1: said and did, like I'm sorry. I thought the rest

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Speaker 1: of the was good. We talked for weeks leading up

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Speaker 1: to it, Like I don't know. I just feel like

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Speaker 1: you're being really sensitive and kind of petty. I mean you, guys,

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Speaker 1: you guys hear what she's talking about. She's talking in

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Speaker 1: circles like I feel like this. I can just see

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Speaker 1: the future with this with Kate, Like it would be

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Speaker 1: an absolute nightmare, you know what, you want to really

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Speaker 1: see the future. Oh how about this? How about you

448
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Speaker 1: on another date with Kate. We will pay for it, bro,

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Speaker 1: We'll send you on another date with Kate. I don't

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Speaker 1: think so, guys. I think I'm all set with it

451
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Speaker 1: because she'll probably have another set of tests ready to

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Speaker 1: take on that date. So no, I'm going to pass

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Speaker 1: on a second date. I mean, there's no reason to

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Speaker 1: test anything. We're clearly not a good match, like I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't even go honest, clearly clearly don't do my god, stop,

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Speaker 1: it does hold off on any of the tests going

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Speaker 1: forward on dates, you know, STD or compatibility. Okay, Hi,

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Speaker 1: no more tasks. I mean that sp one kind of

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Speaker 1: sound like a good idea. But other than that, IONE

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Speaker 1: is important, just not on the first date. Well, it

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Speaker 1: depends what you want to do on a first eight Yes, okay,

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Speaker 1: that's true. Situationally, the SCD. What is important The Jewels

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Speaker 1: Show on demand Jebils dirty little Secret. Remember, if you

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Speaker 1: one and you can tell us any kind of secret

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Speaker 1: that you want. We'll always keep you anonymous. We don't

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Speaker 1: even ask what your name is, right, That's why everybody

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Speaker 1: wants to tell a dirty little secret on the show

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Speaker 1: gets a fake anonymous name. That's why. On the phone

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Speaker 1: right now, it's a pleasure to talk to Solange Knowles,

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Speaker 1: Beyonce's Yes, what's how are you? Yeah? Me too? Be

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Speaker 1: Rich Yeah, Queen Bay Yeah, Solange Nls. Who's not really

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Speaker 1: Solange Lane? What's your dirty little secret? Um? So, I've

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Speaker 1: been dating this guy for a few weeks now, and

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Speaker 1: I think, like this could be something super serious. I

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Speaker 1: really like him, but I just found out some pretty

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Speaker 1: big new did what he's married? Oh God, No, it's

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Speaker 1: not that he's married. I actually wish he was married.

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Speaker 1: That would actually be easier than than my What could Okay,

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Speaker 1: if you just started dating someone and you like them

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Speaker 1: a lot, how could them being finding out they're married

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Speaker 1: be easier than what you have? What is it you're

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Speaker 1: married and you just found out no one thing and

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Speaker 1: I wish, but but yeah, this is kind of a

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Speaker 1: huge thing. So I actually took a pregnancy test and

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Speaker 1: I'm pregnant. Why wait what um? I said, I'm pregnant

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Speaker 1: and it's not his. Oh okay, I thought maybe you

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Speaker 1: guys had just started dating and he accidentally got you pregnant,

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Speaker 1: or he's pregnant or yeah when you guys, but oh no,

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Speaker 1: So do you know you know whose it is? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I know whose it is at least, but yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: just I don't know how to tell him or what

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Speaker 1: to do. Now. So are you are you going to

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Speaker 1: keep the baby? Yeah? Okay, so you obviously have to

496
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Speaker 1: tell him, yeah, that you don't want to see him anymore,

497
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Speaker 1: or you could just be like, I need a lot

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Speaker 1: of space for ten eleven months. We can still talk

499
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Speaker 1: though on zoom you'll just only see my face and then, yeah,

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Speaker 1: so what are you going to do? Well, obviously I

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Speaker 1: have to tell him, but I might wait until I

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Speaker 1: have to tell him until you're showing. Yeah. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if that's terrible to do, but I just I

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Speaker 1: want to get to know him and him to get

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Speaker 1: to know me before he I just I feel I

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Speaker 1: see this going somewhere actually furious, and I just don't

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Speaker 1: want a scare him off yet. Okay, you're hoping that

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Speaker 1: you have a personality that is amazing enough that he'll

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Speaker 1: overcome the fact that you just started dating and then

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Speaker 1: he finds out that you're actually pregnant from another guy.

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Speaker 1: It's possible could happen liked him, right, Okay, So are

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Speaker 1: you not planning on being with the father of this child? No? Okay, no?

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Speaker 1: And are you going to tell the father of this child? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I actually did tell the other guy, and he doesn't

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Speaker 1: really want to be a part of the baby's place.

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Speaker 1: And that's fine. That's sad though. I mean, you could

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Speaker 1: tell the other guy, it says, just kidding? Do well?

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Speaker 1: Actually that one work because we haven't slept together yet.

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Speaker 1: But I could wait until him in another couple of

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Speaker 1: months and call back in and have another little thirty secret. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The only trouble with waiting until the baby pops out

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Speaker 1: is that if it comes out a different color to

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Speaker 1: one of the men, they might know that something fishy

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Speaker 1: went on. Yeah, would they be able to would you

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Speaker 1: be able to convince the other guy that the baby's his,

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Speaker 1: or it would look completely different. Well, one guy's really

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Speaker 1: tall and the other guy's not so tall, So what

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Speaker 1: do they look at You can tell them their babies. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they don't look like you know. Yeah, usually people have

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Speaker 1: sat like similar type. So yeah, they got a mouth right, right, right,

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Speaker 1: So maybe you could do that. Well, good luck. Hopefully

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Speaker 1: you can get the guy to like you enough before

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Speaker 1: he finds out that you're pregnant with another dude's baby

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Speaker 1: that he stings around. Yeah, thank you for telling us,

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Speaker 1: your dear little seker, appreciate it. Bye bye. What's your

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Speaker 1: dirty Little Secret? The Jewel Show on Demand? Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the i n N, The Idiot News Network where idiots

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Speaker 1: aren't just in the news. For Tuesday, July twenty, twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty one, I'm Jewel Fresh and hide your kids, hide

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Speaker 1: your wife, but most importantly, hide your cookies. More on

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Speaker 1: that story in just a second, but first let's meet

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Speaker 1: the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and a woman walked into

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Speaker 1: a dentist office and did for real, you guys an,

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Speaker 1: I'm Englishevan and Joe O'Steen has been trending on Twitter

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Speaker 1: recently for doing God's work. However, it doesn't involve any religion.

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Speaker 1: We'll get those stories in just a second before your

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Speaker 1: first story of the day from the ants they report

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Speaker 1: the news, Oreo now has discrete packaging so you can

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Speaker 1: hide your oreos from your kids. I thought they're gonna

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Speaker 1: say from being judged. Well, that's too Probably Well, they

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Speaker 1: just announced a new protection program designed to hide oreo

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Speaker 1: thins from your family using camouflage packaging. They still say

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Speaker 1: oreo thins on the front, but the sides look different,

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Speaker 1: so you can stack them wherever you want and hide them.

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Speaker 1: The sides look like a cookbook, a package of frozen vegetables,

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Speaker 1: a pack of T shirts in owner to a car's

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Speaker 1: manual on the side. That's what it looks like, but

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Speaker 1: really it's oreos. This is the i n N, the

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Speaker 1: Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: For our next story of the day, was sitting here already,

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Speaker 1: Alex Free. She was on location at your local dentist's office,

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Speaker 1: where a woman walked into a dentist's office still twenty

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Speaker 1: two thousand dollars and pulled thirteen teeth out of hope

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Speaker 1: out of a patient's mouth. What yeah, And she got

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Speaker 1: away with it until she didn't got away with it,

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Speaker 1: that's crazy, until she got got so so way, she's

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Speaker 1: still twenty two thousand dollars yeah, in cash and checks,

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Speaker 1: all twenty two grand, just at the dentist's office. Well,

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Speaker 1: probably not that much cash. Book. Probably wrote checks and

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Speaker 1: then extracted thirteen teeth from a single patient. It was

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Speaker 1: like under anesthesia, Like I don't even it doesn't give

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Speaker 1: like a ton of details. But she probably dressed up

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Speaker 1: as a dentist, walked in and like I don't even know.

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Speaker 1: I can only imagine she pulled thirteen teeth. Okay, that

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Speaker 1: pulled well. I do think that she didn't necessarily still

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Speaker 1: that money, though she did do some work, like she

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Speaker 1: pulled a lot of tea twenty two grand where, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she probably calculated it exactly. She's like, I will be owed.

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Speaker 1: She owes that patient that plus a lot more. If

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Speaker 1: that guy's gonna held, that person's gonna have to get

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Speaker 1: veneers now I mean something. Oh well, maybe she can

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Speaker 1: come back in do the veneers steal some more money.

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Speaker 1: So now facing felony accounts of performing surgery without a license,

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Speaker 1: burglary of a business, second offense, grand larcency, greater than

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Speaker 1: five thousand below some twenty five thousand in violation inprobation.

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Speaker 1: She was also arrested on one gross mistmeanor account of

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Speaker 1: conspiracy to commit burglary. The dentist though, where was the dentist?

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Speaker 1: Where is there anyone in that office? Actual dentist? Like,

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Speaker 1: how lucky do you get? That was your plan? You

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Speaker 1: just walk in, You just pull some teeth and then

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Speaker 1: grab some checks and some cash and dip out of there.

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Speaker 1: What do you think she wanted the teeth? I think

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Speaker 1: she's making a necklace. I hope nothing strange put in

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Speaker 1: her garden sending it back to you. Hey, you very much.

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Speaker 1: This is the i n N, the idiot News Network,

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Speaker 1: where ideas aren't just in the news for our next

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Speaker 1: story the day, let's send it on over to English.

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Speaker 1: Even who's on location in Joel Osteen's private jet Private

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Speaker 1: number four? I think, yeah, that's a dangerous place to be.

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Speaker 1: But Joel ostein the famous TV pastor, is that what

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Speaker 1: he is? He's a TV he's a televangelist. Yeah, okay, cool, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's trending on Twitter at the moment because he does

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Speaker 1: own a three hundred and twenty five thousand dollars ferrari

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Speaker 1: and he also has four point four million dollars in

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Speaker 1: PPP lows. Yes he does. So. Yeah, I love those guys,

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Speaker 1: the Joel Ostein's and the church, the televangelist duds like

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Speaker 1: they have so much money, Yeah, so much money. And

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Speaker 1: really though his logic is right, like he what did

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Speaker 1: he say? Again? The scripture says every good gift comes

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Speaker 1: from your father in heaven above. Yeah, so our father

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Speaker 1: in heaven above likes Joel Ostein more than all of

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Speaker 1: us in this room because he's given him ferraris and

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Speaker 1: huge mansions, all that stuff and a great smile, yea,

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Speaker 1: a great smile the name of the Father and Son

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Speaker 1: of the Holy Spirit. Have you seen the one of

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Speaker 1: the old guys talking on that show about their private jets? Oh? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I love that, Cliff incredible. Just everybody gets on our

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Speaker 1: case about flying private, and I'm just like, well, we're

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Speaker 1: doing God's work and we need private jets. I just

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Speaker 1: got a new jet, yes I did. But I need

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Speaker 1: that jet because God came to me and said that

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Speaker 1: I shouldn't be flying commercial next to those sinners. I

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Speaker 1: need to be focused for when I get to town

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Speaker 1: and make my sermon. And I can't do that on

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Speaker 1: a regular private jet. I need a jumbo private. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you are about the jew. You're about to lose job. Lady,

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Speaker 1: you might be about to lose it, but those guys

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Speaker 1: are not going to be case something comes down about

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Speaker 1: what they've done. Exactly, Yo job, You're about to lose

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Speaker 1: yo job. You're about to lose yo jobs. You're flying

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Speaker 1: private jets or nothing? All right? This is the i

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Speaker 1: n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just

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Speaker 1: in the news, they report the news in tomorrow same time.

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Speaker 1: For another that is a very hard one, wasn't it?

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Speaker 1: Hitting reports from the I n N News News The

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Speaker 1: Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame morning.

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Speaker 1: So that's one. Hello. Hello, this is Sergeant Darvin Banks

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Speaker 1: calling from the US Marine Corps. I was looking for Patrick. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: speaking Patrick calor you today, sir. We're doing well, Thank you?

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Speaker 1: What can I help you with? I'm calling in regards

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Speaker 1: to your son Ethan okay, and I would like to

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Speaker 1: speak with you just for a moment, because he joined

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Speaker 1: up with us the other day and I like to

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Speaker 1: make to the did you say he's signed up. Did

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Speaker 1: you just whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa me, Maggott? First

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Speaker 1: of all, who do you think you're targeted to? I

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Speaker 1: think I'm talking to Ethan's father, Patrick. My name is

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Speaker 1: Lieutenant Darvin Banks from the US Marine Corps, and I

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Speaker 1: will not be whoa whoa whoa whoa? You got that, maggott? Yerry, Well,

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Speaker 1: you're not gonna call me a maggot. First wall, I'll

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Speaker 1: call you whatever I want. I'll call you from sea

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Speaker 1: to sign his Shining Sea. I'll call you wake up

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Speaker 1: for breakfast, I'll call you, put you to bed at night.

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Speaker 1: I'll call you anytime I want you. Got that? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not your private all right. So, first

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Speaker 1: of all, back to my son's signing up. So you

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Speaker 1: had him signed paperwork. I will have you know that

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Speaker 1: I didn't do seven tours in Nam to be spoken

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Speaker 1: to like that by some civilians. Father, you will address

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Speaker 1: me with respect. First of all, you just recruited my son.

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Speaker 1: You would have talked to me with respect. Again, you

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Speaker 1: haven't answered my question. Did he signed paperwork? Did you

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Speaker 1: he signed something? Okay, you want to play ball, I'll

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Speaker 1: play ball with you all day long. I'll play ball

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Speaker 1: with you. At night, I'll play ball with THEI in

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Speaker 1: the morning, I'll play ball with you right before bed.

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Speaker 1: You want to play ball with me, I'll play ball, Yes,

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Speaker 1: he did. How's that for playing ball? You said you

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Speaker 1: were hey eight. You need to stop yelling at me,

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Speaker 1: all right. You never have a stiff you to call me.

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Speaker 1: You're gonnaell what the civilized noted? Noted, I'm sorry about that.

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Speaker 1: Every once in a while you snap back into basic training.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that, sir. It's not directed at you.

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Speaker 1: It was a reaction, and I apologize. I was not

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Speaker 1: managing myself appropriately, and I will do that from this

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Speaker 1: point on. I apologize. Okay, Now, when when did he

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Speaker 1: sign up? Your son, Ethan signed up with us two

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Speaker 1: days ago. He is to report for duty in a

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Speaker 1: week and a half. We talked about this a week

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Speaker 1: ago and he told him. He said that you guys

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Speaker 1: were trying to get in his end recruit him. I

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Speaker 1: told his mother, he's not gonna get signed up with

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Speaker 1: the Marines. Okay, well, I believe So when did you?

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Speaker 1: When did you call him? Unless I'm mistaken, sir, Unless

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Speaker 1: I'm mistaken, sir, and I'm trying to keep my cool here.

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Speaker 1: What I was saying was, we talked to him the

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Speaker 1: other day, and for your information, he's signed up the

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Speaker 1: other day. He's eighteen years old, he's an adult, and

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Speaker 1: he's ours now. So that's why you might be his

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Speaker 1: father biologically, but now the US military and the US

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Speaker 1: Marine Corps is his father. Who. Oh my god, he's

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Speaker 1: got a new papa now. Would you say I said

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Speaker 1: he's got a new papa now. He's got a new

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Speaker 1: papana popa now, a new papa now, and that papa's

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Speaker 1: name is uncle Sam. Oh god, why are you calling me?

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Speaker 1: I'm calling you because your son Ethan did not want

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Speaker 1: to make the phone call himself, because he still hasn't

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Speaker 1: made it through the corps. He hasn't made it through

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Speaker 1: and he's kind of frankly, well, that's why I joined.

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Speaker 1: The other reason why his mother didn'tant him to join

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Speaker 1: in the first place. Exactly. Well, we'll shake that out

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Speaker 1: of him by the time I got him. I mean,

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Speaker 1: he'll come back and here we solid as a rock.

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Speaker 1: That's my word and my promise to you. No, he's

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Speaker 1: not he's not going. He's not thinking clear head, he's

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Speaker 1: not the smartest eighteen years. It's not as smart as

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Speaker 1: eighteen You're only as dumb as a brick. Your son

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Speaker 1: is dumb as a brick. And I told him that,

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Speaker 1: I said, your dumb as a brick. But as soon

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Speaker 1: as I'm done with the smartest attack butts, the tacks

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Speaker 1: aren't very smart. But you know what I mean. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: you're not. You're not making any sense to me at all.

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Speaker 1: And no, he will not be joining the military. I

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Speaker 1: can tell you that right now. All right, you're not.

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Speaker 1: He's not his popping now got his parents. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: that's what I said to new recruits. I said, you

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Speaker 1: got a new popping an owl, and then I make

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Speaker 1: him run for twenty seven hundred miles through deep water

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Speaker 1: and with all kinds of nasty stuff in it. I

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Speaker 1: got a real mean streak in me. I'll punch him

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Speaker 1: right in the stomach and kiss him on the mouth,

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Speaker 1: teach him how to be a man. Yeah, no, no,

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Speaker 1: there's there's no way that nobody talks like this in

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Speaker 1: real life. Dude like this has got to be a

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Speaker 1: he has it his This is actually Jewel from the

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Speaker 1: Jewil Show doing a phone prank on you. Your son

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Speaker 1: Ethan set you up. He said, you've been worried about

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Speaker 1: him being recruited in the military. Yeah, I should have

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Speaker 1: known right away when you call me a maggot. Wake

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Speaker 1: up every morning with Jubil phone pranks the Jewbil Show

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Speaker 1: on demand. He gets time four of the Roses only

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Speaker 1: on the Jewbil Show. Is on the phone today for

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Speaker 1: a War of the Roses to catch a cheater. Apparently

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Speaker 1: he thinks that his wife of two years, Lily, might

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Speaker 1: be cheating on him. And either he's right and if

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Speaker 1: he's not right. The reason that he thinks so he

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Speaker 1: might be watching too much like CSI because he's it

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Speaker 1: looks like it's kind of a stretch as so why

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Speaker 1: he thinks she might be cheating. But we'll talk to

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Speaker 1: him some more about it. Based on his email, I

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Speaker 1: thought it was kind of a stretch. But anyway, Hunter

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Speaker 1: was up. How are you, hey, man, I'm all right. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm not trying to make light of why you think

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Speaker 1: that your wife might be cheating on you. I'll just

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Speaker 1: let you tell it. Like I said, it's like you're

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Speaker 1: a CSI person, like a crime scene investigation, like very

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Speaker 1: very observant of you. The reason that you think she's cheating.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, Um, you know, I'm like, sure,

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Speaker 1: loock holmeson it comes to this, man. I come home

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Speaker 1: and you know I thought things like the hawk and

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Speaker 1: I went to use the restaurant when the toilet seat

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Speaker 1: was up. All right, I have eleven ever shift. How

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Speaker 1: is the toilet seat still up? Either? And she was

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Speaker 1: home all day? So either a she you know, didn't

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Speaker 1: use the restume all day, or she now having new

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Speaker 1: talent and can be standing up, or somebody was in there.

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Speaker 1: What if she was just like cleaning the toilet and

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Speaker 1: she forgot to put it down. Oh that's that's I

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Speaker 1: mean a gate. That could be a possible theory. But

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Speaker 1: she doesn't clean the toilet. I do, Oh, she doesn't

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Speaker 1: clean the toilet. I mean, there's no other way though

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Speaker 1: that the toilet seat could have gotten up in your

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Speaker 1: house other than some other guy being in there. It

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Speaker 1: has to be. It has to be. Look, I know,

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Speaker 1: I know it may sound crazy, but this is my hunchman,

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Speaker 1: I have a feeling about this. Yeah, when do you

767
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Speaker 1: think that she's cheating on you, like when you're at work? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it has to be. I mean, does she have a

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Speaker 1: job when I'm at home. She does. She works, she

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Speaker 1: works from home. Okay, she works from home. You work

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Speaker 1: eleven hour shifts, and the other day you left, you

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Speaker 1: came back and the toilet seat was up, and so

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Speaker 1: you're assuming that somebody else was there, another guy, Right,

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Speaker 1: that's the only reason you think she's cheating. That's correct. Okay,

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Speaker 1: But that and your gut. A lot of times you

776
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Speaker 1: go though. You gotta trust your guts. So like, she

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Speaker 1: hasn't been acting different, Well, she has been acting a

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Speaker 1: little different because I had confronted her about the toilet seat.

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Speaker 1: She said, she was like, oh nah, I mean I

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Speaker 1: just haven't drinking any water. Now, you don't drink water

781
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Speaker 1: for eleven hours, you'd be high, right, Okay, So you

782
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Speaker 1: think biologically it's not possible. It's not possible, Okay, all right, Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean it sounds like gets uh, sounds like it's

784
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Speaker 1: kind of a stretch. But we'll still try to see

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Speaker 1: if we can catch her. Have you thought of a

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Speaker 1: way to call her that wouldn't be suspect? You know,

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Speaker 1: I was thinking about that, And do y'all still do

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Speaker 1: Star sixty nine or you know what y'all be even

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Speaker 1: calling in as if? Yeah, just dropped the number number

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Speaker 1: well for sure, Yeah, but like who could call her?

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Speaker 1: That wouldn't be weird to try to maybe send her

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Speaker 1: some flowers or something to see his name, She gives us, um, yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: if anything there was. There was actually just one time

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Speaker 1: where she was at Target and this kid threw a

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Speaker 1: bar her face and she was a big problem and whatnot.

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Speaker 1: But I guess you guys can act like you know,

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Speaker 1: you're doing an into the report or something. You know

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Speaker 1: this one time, like how long ago was it, because

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Speaker 1: I mean you think Targets is gonna pop back up

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Speaker 1: and be like, hey, that one time back in the day,

801
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Speaker 1: Well it happened like two days ago. Oh it's one time.

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Speaker 1: So it's like it sounds like it was a while back.

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Speaker 1: A kid just threw a ball at her face. The

804
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Speaker 1: kid just threw the ball right at her face, and

805
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Speaker 1: Target police came out and you know, got her information

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Speaker 1: and wanted to take a report. So I haven't heard

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Speaker 1: anything from that yet. You guys could act like that, Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I would love to be I've always wanted to be

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Speaker 1: a Target cop, you know. So Okay likes yeah, well

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Speaker 1: we'll call her from there then maybe off for a

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Speaker 1: gift card for getting hit in the face of the ball,

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Speaker 1: and then some flowers that she can send to someone

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Speaker 1: and see if she gives us your name where somebody

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Speaker 1: else is Okay? That works all right? Play a song,

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Speaker 1: come back, and then see if she is cheating with

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Speaker 1: Ward the Roses to catch Cheater. Next in the middle

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Speaker 1: of War the Roses to Catch a Cheater, and Hunter

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Speaker 1: is on the phone. He thinks that his wife, Lily

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Speaker 1: of two years, might be seeing someone else all because

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Speaker 1: he left for work the other day, came home and

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Speaker 1: the toilet seat was still up. That's the only reason.

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Speaker 1: That's the only reason. He also says he has a

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Speaker 1: gut feeling that something's going on, but apparently he works

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Speaker 1: eleven hours shifts. She works from home, and it's very

825
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Speaker 1: strange to him that the toilet seat was up, like

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Speaker 1: maybe she didn't go to the bathroom all day, or

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Speaker 1: there was another man in and there peeing in his toilet. Hunter,

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Speaker 1: I'm are you ready to see if she's cheating or not? Already?

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Speaker 1: More than ever man Okay, and Lily, his wife got

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Speaker 1: hit in the face the other day at Target by

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Speaker 1: a kid who threw a ball at her face. And

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Speaker 1: there was an incident where they took down her information

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Speaker 1: and stuff like that. So Hunter wants us to call

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Speaker 1: from Target and uh, you know, say that we're dealing

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Speaker 1: with that situation. Maybe give her I'll offer you know what,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna offer a two hundred dollars gift card. I mean,

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Speaker 1: you get hit in the face with a ball, A

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Speaker 1: kid throws a ball in your face. It's a pretty

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Speaker 1: trauatic thing. If she's cheating, she deserves it. Yeah, I'll

840
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:35,839
Speaker 1: offer a two hundred dollars gift card and then offer

841
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:38,640
Speaker 1: a dozen roses to send to somebody and see if

842
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,880
Speaker 1: she sends them to Hunter or someone else. All right, man,

843
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:43,879
Speaker 1: you're ready, ready, all right, I'm gonna tell her from

844
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:56,720
Speaker 1: him right now. You go. Hello, Hi, this is security

845
00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:59,280
Speaker 1: Officer Waddles calling from Target. I was looking for Lily.

846
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:03,879
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this is she. I'm following up on an

847
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:07,960
Speaker 1: incident that happened here the other day. Yes, thank you.

848
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:10,319
Speaker 1: Talked to a few of my colleagues here and they

849
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:13,160
Speaker 1: took that information. And you were assaulted basically by a

850
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:17,520
Speaker 1: child who threw a ball in your face. Yeah, yeah, okay,

851
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:22,800
Speaker 1: any injuries at all? Right now? Yeah, I mean there's

852
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:26,440
Speaker 1: well there's a little bit of like um, like bruising

853
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:29,960
Speaker 1: on the left side, like under like I told the

854
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:34,240
Speaker 1: other officers, like under my cheek bone, okay um. And

855
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:38,359
Speaker 1: it was just like I don't know if the kid

856
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:40,440
Speaker 1: was on something. I mean, it was just so weird

857
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:43,520
Speaker 1: and it was and it like scared the crap out

858
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 1: of me. I am so sorry that that happened in

859
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 1: our establishment. And I luckily and if I would have

860
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,400
Speaker 1: been there or would have never happened, because not on

861
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:55,280
Speaker 1: my watch, everything else is fine, no trouble, urinating, no

862
00:42:55,280 --> 00:43:00,480
Speaker 1: no headaches, no. But I but I did have like

863
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:02,200
Speaker 1: a weird dream about it. Last thing. I kind of

864
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:04,319
Speaker 1: woke up like sweating. I don't know what that is.

865
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:08,960
Speaker 1: But ick, gonna make sure you're not a concoused you know, No,

866
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 1: I'm not concoused. I don't think that's good news. And

867
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:17,440
Speaker 1: I also wanted to extend and offer from the management

868
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:19,759
Speaker 1: here who have proved me, to offer you a two

869
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,280
Speaker 1: hundred dollars gift card to our store and then also

870
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:26,360
Speaker 1: a dozen red roses from our floral department that you

871
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 1: can send to somebody. Oh wow, that's that's awesome. Yeah,

872
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:33,399
Speaker 1: I was. I was kind of hoping that something would

873
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:35,880
Speaker 1: be done about it. So thank you. I appreciate that

874
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:38,239
Speaker 1: two hundred dollars. We'll send that to your house. As

875
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:39,920
Speaker 1: far as the flowers go, is there anybody who like

876
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:41,800
Speaker 1: to send a dozen roses to? You? Can just also

877
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:47,600
Speaker 1: send them to yourself if you'd like. Um, Actually, I think,

878
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:51,320
Speaker 1: let's see, I think I will send them to somebody. U.

879
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:55,600
Speaker 1: Do you just need their name and name an address. Yeah,

880
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 1: I'll need the name address and you can also put

881
00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 1: them on a card if you want to. Okay, yeah, Um,

882
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:06,319
Speaker 1: so his name is Derek and you have a last

883
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:13,239
Speaker 1: name for Derek, Yeah it is Um. Would you like

884
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 1: to put anything on a card for Derek before I

885
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:19,400
Speaker 1: get the address and finish this all? Um? Yeah, maybe

886
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:25,560
Speaker 1: just put um thinking of you? M yeah, just thinking

887
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:28,319
Speaker 1: of you with like, um, maybe like a little one

888
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:33,400
Speaker 1: of those little wink faces. You know what's interesting to

889
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:37,600
Speaker 1: me about this whole situation? What is that you wouldn't

890
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:44,880
Speaker 1: be thinking of your husband hunter? What? Yeah? Yeah, because

891
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:48,279
Speaker 1: this is actually the Jewel Show. My name is Jewel Franks,

892
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:54,600
Speaker 1: Alex fresh Mind's English Heaven and who yeah, who's Derek?

893
00:44:55,719 --> 00:44:59,400
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Wait? What so what what is happening

894
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:03,160
Speaker 1: right now. You just got caught. That's what just got happened,

895
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,799
Speaker 1: right now, that's you just got caught. I was right.

896
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:09,799
Speaker 1: Wait it was Target. Wait so is the cot from

897
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:13,520
Speaker 1: Target on the show as well? Or what? No, that

898
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:15,200
Speaker 1: was all made up? You will to try to see

899
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:16,680
Speaker 1: if we can get a name out of you because

900
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:22,719
Speaker 1: your wow. So so let me get this straight. The

901
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:25,000
Speaker 1: woman of my life, well I've been married to for

902
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:28,640
Speaker 1: two years. You don't care I'm on the phone. You

903
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:31,319
Speaker 1: just care that if you got to two hundred dollars,

904
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:33,239
Speaker 1: and now you don't care if we've been married for

905
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:35,600
Speaker 1: two years, and then you just know I hear I

906
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:38,919
Speaker 1: hear you barking at me. Yes, but I'm more concerned about,

907
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 1: like like the Target situation because like, wow, literally, and

908
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:47,120
Speaker 1: I want the two hundred dollars, Like I may have

909
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:49,920
Speaker 1: to a therapy for that, Like I'm having dreams about it.

910
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:55,040
Speaker 1: So you're you're victimizing yourself what you're doing? Okay, you

911
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:57,800
Speaker 1: know what, guys, go ahead and senator two hundred dollars

912
00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:01,000
Speaker 1: because she's gonna need a whole new wardrobe because you

913
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,919
Speaker 1: ain't gonna get nothing. You can't come back to the house.

914
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 1: You realize, Lily, that your husband caught you cheating or

915
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 1: that you've been seeing another guy named Derek. Yeah, I

916
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:13,360
Speaker 1: realize that, and I realize you just pretended to be

917
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:17,880
Speaker 1: an officer, which seems questionable, and you just lied to

918
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 1: me to try and like mess up my marriage. Like

919
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:23,320
Speaker 1: what the no. I think you lied to your husband

920
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:25,520
Speaker 1: by cheating with someone else to mess up your marriage.

921
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:27,399
Speaker 1: But your husband asked us to see if we could

922
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 1: figure out if you were seeing someone else based on

923
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:30,640
Speaker 1: the fact that, yeah, he came home the other day

924
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:32,000
Speaker 1: and told that seat was up. But it sounds like

925
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:33,680
Speaker 1: you don't even care that you've been caught. You're more

926
00:46:33,719 --> 00:46:36,360
Speaker 1: worried about if I was a Target employer or not,

927
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:39,399
Speaker 1: because I've been waiting for them to call me back

928
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 1: and they haven't called me, and like I was aspaulted

929
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 1: by this kid. Do you care about Hunter at all

930
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 1: in your relationship or not? I mean, wow, I don't know.

931
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:56,000
Speaker 1: That is so fun. That's ridiculous, dude, because we've been

932
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:59,520
Speaker 1: married for two years and it sounds like you don't

933
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:03,799
Speaker 1: even care at all. I uh, I don't, I don't know.

934
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:05,520
Speaker 1: I don't know what to say, Hunter, I don't know

935
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:08,640
Speaker 1: what to say, I mean, like you really want to

936
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:14,920
Speaker 1: hash this out on a radio station? Yeah? Yeah, managing

937
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 1: my house and beating my bonnet and everybody wasn't I

938
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:27,440
Speaker 1: was right, okay, See I don't have time for this,

939
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:30,160
Speaker 1: Like I can't. I can't with that dude, She's clearly

940
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:33,880
Speaker 1: over and you don't care at all? Do you? Well?

941
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 1: Are you? Are you listening to him? He feels like

942
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:39,440
Speaker 1: a five year old. But because he just found out

943
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:42,279
Speaker 1: that his wife is cheating on him, did he give

944
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:49,320
Speaker 1: you permission to fall on someone else's not? Technically no,

945
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:53,000
Speaker 1: So that's probably why he's kind of freaking out. Yeah,

946
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:56,719
Speaker 1: but he's is he like full on weeping right now? Yes?

947
00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:02,160
Speaker 1: Heart broken? My heart? Um, everything I did for you?

948
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:06,120
Speaker 1: See this is what Okay, you guys are hearing what's

949
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:08,759
Speaker 1: going on right now. You're getting a glimpse. Yeah, the

950
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:13,319
Speaker 1: dude's upset. Hunter is upset because he just found out

951
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:16,520
Speaker 1: his wife is cheating on him. I might be kind

952
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:18,719
Speaker 1: of the same boat if I found that out, I'd

953
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:22,719
Speaker 1: be exactly the same. Yeah, I mean, I I just

954
00:48:22,719 --> 00:48:25,759
Speaker 1: think maybe everything happens for a reason. He's weeping like

955
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:28,719
Speaker 1: a child over there. I mean, I really don't like

956
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:34,400
Speaker 1: I don't want any part of this. I'm sorry, all right,

957
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:39,240
Speaker 1: She's she's gone. I'm sorry Hunter not see that coming.

958
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 1: I mean I did. I told you. My gutler tells

959
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:48,080
Speaker 1: me man and I told you has a small Derek

960
00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:50,359
Speaker 1: is like, we really didn't even get to that. I know,

961
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 1: I don't even know who Derek is. She sounds completely insensitive,

962
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:58,080
Speaker 1: though I knew mom was right. She's a never dad,

963
00:48:58,160 --> 00:49:03,560
Speaker 1: a hot girl. The Jewbil shows were of the roses.

964
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:10,959
Speaker 1: The Jewbils Show on demand Jubils Dirty Little Secret. Time

965
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:13,200
Speaker 1: for your dirty little secret. Text in four one oh

966
00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:16,960
Speaker 1: six one. If you have a dirty, dirty, dirty secret,

967
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:19,240
Speaker 1: or if it's a clean secret, any kind of secret,

968
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:21,600
Speaker 1: calls up eight three three one six one text and

969
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:24,000
Speaker 1: four on six one. We'll let you tell whatever secret

970
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:25,839
Speaker 1: it is on the air end. Nobody will know who

971
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:27,560
Speaker 1: you are, so you're safe to say whatever because we

972
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:29,640
Speaker 1: don't even ask what your name is. Everybody gets a

973
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:32,920
Speaker 1: fake anonymous nickname. And I don't have any reference for

974
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:34,720
Speaker 1: a celebrity or anything right now, So I'm just gonna

975
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:37,120
Speaker 1: say a word, and Alex free Ash will say a word,

976
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 1: and the Englishemin will say a word, and that'll be

977
00:49:38,719 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 1: the name of the caller on the phone. All right,

978
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:41,440
Speaker 1: here we go on the phone right now to tell

979
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 1: us a dirty little secret. Is potato essence me, Potato

980
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 1: essence me. Potato essence is actually kind of a cool name.

981
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:51,960
Speaker 1: That is cool. What's up, potato essence me? How are you?

982
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:56,240
Speaker 1: I'm great, man, I'm great. I love their name. Potato

983
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:58,960
Speaker 1: Essence is a name that a celebrity would give their kid,

984
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:02,480
Speaker 1: like Angelina Joe. I could totally see your kid potato essen. Well,

985
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:06,200
Speaker 1: like a punk rock band, Potato Essence. We are potatoes.

986
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:12,799
Speaker 1: So you have a dirty little secret, Potato Essence, I do, man.

987
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:17,360
Speaker 1: So um, you know, I like to think of myself

988
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:22,839
Speaker 1: as your typical like good guy. Uh. I do have

989
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:26,360
Speaker 1: a wife. We've been married for eight years now, almost

990
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:30,359
Speaker 1: you should know. I know i'd actually had to think

991
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:34,759
Speaker 1: about that, but I kind of consider myself like a

992
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:37,719
Speaker 1: you know, all American type of guy. I uh, I

993
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 1: work on my house uh and updated and have sounds

994
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:47,279
Speaker 1: terrible dragging. Hey, yeah, you sound like a strong, big

995
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:49,919
Speaker 1: strung man. You got hammers and stuff laying around the house,

996
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:51,720
Speaker 1: and you nail hammers and the things, and you screw

997
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:57,080
Speaker 1: things into wood. I kind of do man. You know, well,

998
00:50:57,160 --> 00:50:59,239
Speaker 1: tell us your dirty little secret. I'm dying to know

999
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:04,759
Speaker 1: you give it to this manly man. Well yeah, uh yeah,

1000
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:08,560
Speaker 1: well you know, I, um, I watched The Bachelor. I'm

1001
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:11,680
Speaker 1: obsessed with it. Oh you're obsessed with it? Huh. I

1002
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:13,600
Speaker 1: mean it's okay to watch it, but ibs, that's what

1003
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:16,319
Speaker 1: does that mean? Like? How well, you know, I just

1004
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:17,719
Speaker 1: kind of well, I just kind of turn it on.

1005
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:20,840
Speaker 1: Was like nothing on, was like watching it. Started watching

1006
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:23,400
Speaker 1: it just as like probably just looking at the people,

1007
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:26,680
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, I I'm like full

1008
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:28,880
Speaker 1: looking at the people. I like, try to play it

1009
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:30,600
Speaker 1: off because you're a man. Yeah, I was looking at

1010
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:33,480
Speaker 1: the hot chicks, you know, and they're bands it up

1011
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:36,400
Speaker 1: and down. Really You're like, I just hope he finds love.

1012
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:41,719
Speaker 1: I'm fully in it now, man, I'm I'm fully in it.

1013
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 1: But like, this is the thing. I would never let

1014
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:49,560
Speaker 1: any of my friends ever know of that. My wife,

1015
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:53,640
Speaker 1: you know, she she knows obviously, but um, I'm kind

1016
00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:55,440
Speaker 1: of you know, I had to. I had to get

1017
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:58,239
Speaker 1: off my chest because honestly, if if they ever found

1018
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:00,640
Speaker 1: out I kind of lose my man card, they're gonna

1019
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:04,040
Speaker 1: kick you out. Of the group or something. Yeah, that's

1020
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:06,560
Speaker 1: exactly what they'll do. I mean, I would never hear

1021
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 1: the end of it. So basically I'll complain about what

1022
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:12,880
Speaker 1: their wives like watch and you know this is something

1023
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,840
Speaker 1: I request to my wife now to watch. So basically,

1024
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:18,239
Speaker 1: you're a manly man. It carries around a hammer all

1025
00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:22,279
Speaker 1: around his house, drinks beers, and then a Bachelor. Yeah,

1026
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:24,680
Speaker 1: in the background, you watch The Bachelor and your buddies

1027
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:27,240
Speaker 1: are like, dude, it's March Madness. Fell out a bracket

1028
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:29,000
Speaker 1: and You're like, no, the only bracket I filled out

1029
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:30,839
Speaker 1: was to see who wins a Bachelor, and I'm really

1030
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:34,880
Speaker 1: hoping that Katie wins, right, And I will cry for

1031
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:40,800
Speaker 1: the Bachelor. Cry I do. I cry at the finale.

1032
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:43,040
Speaker 1: I get into it. Okay, I cry at a lot

1033
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:45,200
Speaker 1: of things. I cry it a lot of you at

1034
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:50,080
Speaker 1: least once today. I do. I cry constantly. I wouldn't

1035
00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:52,319
Speaker 1: cry at the Bachelor, though, because I know it's fake.

1036
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:57,000
Speaker 1: It might be a step too far. Yeah, probably. Yeah,

1037
00:52:57,080 --> 00:53:00,160
Speaker 1: there's a potential. There's a potential, you guys, that they

1038
00:53:00,239 --> 00:53:03,359
Speaker 1: actually might be in love. There's something. Yeah, true. Yeah,

1039
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:06,200
Speaker 1: there's a few that have stayed together. I think there

1040
00:53:06,239 --> 00:53:09,240
Speaker 1: are a couple of couples like two out of nine hundred.

1041
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:14,120
Speaker 1: Well keep loving love, man, there you do. And and honestly,

1042
00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:16,800
Speaker 1: it's it's just fun to watch the whole thing. Just

1043
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:19,960
Speaker 1: so it's gone from now. It's gone from you telling

1044
00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:22,520
Speaker 1: us your dirty little secret being embarrassed of watching the Bachelor.

1045
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:25,680
Speaker 1: Now you're just raving about the Bachelor. You're out of time.

1046
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:31,880
Speaker 1: The only people that I can tell tell this my wife,

1047
00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:35,080
Speaker 1: Thank you for telling us. God, thanks for letting get

1048
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:36,839
Speaker 1: off my check. Yeah. Man, And if you ever want

1049
00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:39,080
Speaker 1: to call back with the Bachelor update, we're here for you. Okay,

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00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:43,440
Speaker 1: oh please, I'll get to start my blog up. What's

1051
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:48,880
Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? The Jewel Show on demand? What

1052
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:51,560
Speaker 1: do you look at the hand? It's time to do

1053
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:53,879
Speaker 1: it again. Yeah, it's time to play a little game.

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00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:57,680
Speaker 1: All right, all right, let's do it. Yeah you can

1055
00:53:57,719 --> 00:54:03,200
Speaker 1: do it. Least, have you ever made somebody so dumb?

1056
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:06,719
Speaker 1: He is just the dumbest box of rocks on the plane.

1057
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:10,440
Speaker 1: It is, and he's for being stupid. I can take it.

1058
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:13,080
Speaker 1: It's time to play Beat the brit the only American

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00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:16,040
Speaker 1: game show with a weird German dance intro. It's an

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00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:18,759
Speaker 1: English guy answering trivia questions and on the phone to

1061
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:21,399
Speaker 1: play English Evan at trivia? Right now is Michael? He's

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00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:23,680
Speaker 1: on line three. That's the most important part of the story.

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00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:25,319
Speaker 1: What's up Michael on line three? How you doing, man?

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00:54:26,239 --> 00:54:29,080
Speaker 1: Good man? How are you doing today? Not too bad? Michael?

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00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:31,360
Speaker 1: How often do you listen to the show and do

1066
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:34,720
Speaker 1: you play Beat the brit in the car? I listened

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00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:37,840
Speaker 1: daily and I play a little bit, but I'm not

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00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:40,560
Speaker 1: very good at trivia. Okay, Well, this is the game

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00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:42,960
Speaker 1: for you, all right. English Evan is leaving the studio.

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00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:45,359
Speaker 1: The game's this. You got thirty seconds. Answer as many

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00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:47,200
Speaker 1: questions as possible. If you don't know when, just say passed,

1072
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:48,839
Speaker 1: and you have to beat the English Evan outright to win.

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00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:51,560
Speaker 1: Are you ready to go? Michael? Line three? Let's go.

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00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:56,920
Speaker 1: Here we go your time. It starts right now. What

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00:54:57,080 --> 00:55:00,720
Speaker 1: state is the Mall of America? In Minnesota? In Tennis?

1076
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:04,040
Speaker 1: What is a soft shot that drops just over the net? Yes,

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00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:06,680
Speaker 1: Lorna Bob It was acquitted from going to prison for

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00:55:06,719 --> 00:55:11,759
Speaker 1: cutting off her husbands? What scientists have classified? How many

1079
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:16,799
Speaker 1: main eye colors? Five? In text link? What does fomo mean?

1080
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:22,360
Speaker 1: Fomo have no idea. What do you call it? What

1081
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:26,000
Speaker 1: do you call a baby goat? Oh? He got it,

1082
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:28,000
Speaker 1: got that one in on time. Well, I think he

1083
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:29,680
Speaker 1: did a pretty good job. Michael Wild, bring English Evan

1084
00:55:29,719 --> 00:55:31,520
Speaker 1: back into the studio, and this is the point in

1085
00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:34,080
Speaker 1: the game where we learned something about the contestants. So, Michael,

1086
00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:35,880
Speaker 1: you got a little tidbit that we can chew on,

1087
00:55:36,239 --> 00:55:37,960
Speaker 1: some sort of in meat or something you got lying

1088
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,880
Speaker 1: around a boy yourself that you would like the world too,

1089
00:55:40,719 --> 00:55:45,560
Speaker 1: little bit. I love the bass fish relaxing. Yeah, so

1090
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:51,239
Speaker 1: you just sit out there for hours, drive my boat around. Okay,

1091
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:54,880
Speaker 1: what's the biggest bass you ever caught? About? A seven pounder?

1092
00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:58,680
Speaker 1: Have you ever thrown one back? I throw them all back.

1093
00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:01,880
Speaker 1: Oh see, that's the thing humanitarian. I can't do that

1094
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:04,880
Speaker 1: with fishing and frustrates me. Anytime I go with anybody fishing,

1095
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:07,000
Speaker 1: which has been very few times, I I get so

1096
00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:09,080
Speaker 1: frustrated when we have to throw it back. You just

1097
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:11,080
Speaker 1: feel compelling. You like punching it in the head and

1098
00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:14,239
Speaker 1: you're like, I caught this thing, Like I win. I

1099
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:16,560
Speaker 1: won the battle of life with this fish right here,

1100
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:18,000
Speaker 1: and I have to throw it back, and now it

1101
00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:23,520
Speaker 1: beats me. Well, all right, Michael, you did a good job. English.

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Speaker 1: Are you ready? I'm ready? Your time? Oh? Here we go? Sorry,

1103
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:31,960
Speaker 1: your time starts? Now? What state is the Mall of America?

1104
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:36,200
Speaker 1: In oh Michigan? In tennis? What is a soft shot

1105
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:39,440
Speaker 1: that drops right over the net? Drop shot? Lurana Bobbitt

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00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:41,759
Speaker 1: was acquitted from going to prison for cutting off her

1107
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:47,160
Speaker 1: husband's what weena? Scientists have classified how many main eye colors?

1108
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:50,200
Speaker 1: Say that? Again? Scientists have classified how many main eye

1109
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:54,040
Speaker 1: colors three? In text laying? What does fomo mean fear

1110
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:56,240
Speaker 1: of missing out? What do you call a baby goat

1111
00:56:57,120 --> 00:57:01,040
Speaker 1: a fool? What is a hockey punk made out of plastic?

1112
00:57:01,239 --> 00:57:04,600
Speaker 1: And your time is up? English? Evan, Hey, of course

1113
00:57:04,719 --> 00:57:06,920
Speaker 1: you would have an answer for the tennis one I

1114
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:10,840
Speaker 1: mean is people you know. Let's send it over to

1115
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:12,560
Speaker 1: the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our

1116
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:19,640
Speaker 1: executive producer Brad smile On. All right, Michael, really good

1117
00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:23,960
Speaker 1: job and insanely good job. You got three? Correct? Yea three?

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00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:30,400
Speaker 1: Pretty good? But so did Evan. Let's go is it? Tie?

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00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:32,840
Speaker 1: I go to the Unfortunately Tie goes to the house, Michael,

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00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:35,160
Speaker 1: But you still have hope. Okay, never give up. Hope

1121
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:37,920
Speaker 1: because English Evan could say something to piss Alex off,

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00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:39,680
Speaker 1: and she might take points away from him when she

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00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:41,800
Speaker 1: goes over the answers. But on purpose, I feel like

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00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:45,480
Speaker 1: just my voice. I think, let's find out the answers

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Speaker 1: where he got talk back? What state is the mall? American? Minnesota?

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00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:52,240
Speaker 1: And tennis? What is a soft shot that drops right

1127
00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:54,720
Speaker 1: over the net? A drop shot? Lauren and Bobbitt was

1128
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:57,080
Speaker 1: acquitted from going to prison for cutting off her husband's

1129
00:57:57,080 --> 00:58:03,160
Speaker 1: what his pep scientists have classified? How many mean eye colors? Six?

1130
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,560
Speaker 1: In textling? What does fomo mean fear of missing out?

1131
00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:08,800
Speaker 1: What do you call a baby goat? A kid? He

1132
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:11,160
Speaker 1: got that a kid because you didn't get that. No,

1133
00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:14,439
Speaker 1: he's smarter than youws, so please he wins hockey? Fuck

1134
00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:18,880
Speaker 1: me out of what is the rubber? All right, well, congratulation,

1135
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:22,320
Speaker 1: congratulations Michael, you won because you know what a baby

1136
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:25,280
Speaker 1: goat was called? And all you needed to seal the

1137
00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:28,440
Speaker 1: victory you really did not for beating the brit All.

1138
00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:30,600
Speaker 1: Send you some some jewels show swag? Do you guys

1139
00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:32,240
Speaker 1: haven't know how hard that is to say? Say it?

1140
00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:35,160
Speaker 1: Send you some jewels show swag? No, say it fast?

1141
00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:37,479
Speaker 1: Like how I do for sure today? For beating Evan,

1142
00:58:37,840 --> 00:58:40,560
Speaker 1: that's what we always say, I'll send you some Jewbil

1143
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:43,120
Speaker 1: Show swag. Are you ready for beating Evan and playing today,

1144
00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:45,320
Speaker 1: I'll send you some Jewil Show swag. Oh my gosh. Okay,

1145
00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:47,680
Speaker 1: well it's not as hard for you English accent. Hang

1146
00:58:47,680 --> 00:58:49,520
Speaker 1: on the line. I'll get Trump out tried in the saccent.

1147
00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:56,439
Speaker 1: Hold on, uh, Michael, Yes, thanks for playing the Jubil Show.

1148
00:58:57,160 --> 00:59:04,080
Speaker 1: Beat the Bread. I can't even do it. I can't

1149
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:06,520
Speaker 1: even do it. Fine, fine, okay, I don't know. I'm done.

1150
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:09,440
Speaker 1: Good bye. All right, Michael. Well, congratulations, you beat the Brit.

1151
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:11,560
Speaker 1: We'll send you some stuff. Thank you, dude, Thank you

1152
00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:13,800
Speaker 1: all right, and we'll play Beat the Britt every single

1153
00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:15,800
Speaker 1: Tuesday and Thursday at this time. So tune in next

1154
00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:19,920
Speaker 1: time when we the Jibbil Show on demand