Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
Speaker 1: podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3: You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2: And now joined my bad Larry Shayan Irving and Dylan
Speaker 2: the graphics guy.
Speaker 1: I have friends.
Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1: Hey, Larry, Hello, Dan, how doing well? We don't get
Speaker 1: to see Larry.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: No, I've just talked to the guys about, you know,
Speaker 1: the gambling podcast for the next couple of months.
Speaker 3: And danaans to Bermuda to gear up.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, I've always wanted to go to Bermuda.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's an easy flight.
Speaker 5: I knew a guy from Bermuda. We called him Johnny
Speaker 5: Concrete because he was a concrete work I met him rehab.
Speaker 5: He was a crackhead, yeah, and I was like, how'd
Speaker 5: you get cracked in Bermuda like that? That's a pretty
Speaker 5: good score. And he had all the plugs. I guess
Speaker 5: it's pretty easily flown into the island apparently. But Johnny
Speaker 5: Concrete he used to I'll say they were. Probably I
Speaker 5: can get censored anyway if I tell the story. So
Speaker 5: all the censorship they do on this podcast.
Speaker 1: Okay, but you say some stupid things that shouldn't.
Speaker 5: Be stupid is true?
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 5: Concrete I knew early dated. They knew it early dated.
Speaker 5: He would wear rubber concrete boots when he was taking
Speaker 5: her to town so he could get more grip on
Speaker 5: the carpet. He said it was the only way to
Speaker 5: do it.
Speaker 3: Johnny, concrete baby, that's actually a good idea.
Speaker 1: Called in Bermuda, Lou. He was a nut job.
Speaker 5: Really one of my best friends in rehab though, really
Speaker 5: good dude, just you know, don't let him smoke crack.
Speaker 1: He was.
Speaker 5: He was like one of my best friends in rehab.
Speaker 1: How does he become your best friend or one of
Speaker 1: your best friends?
Speaker 5: You know, you do a lot of group sessions there, Danny,
Speaker 5: and you share a lot. You're vulnerable.
Speaker 3: Not a lot of options, not.
Speaker 5: A lot of options. We connected when they let us
Speaker 5: watch wrestling because of Stone Old Steve Austin. Oh yeah,
Speaker 5: we had a mutual love for Stone Cold, and it
Speaker 5: just blossomed from there. Danny.
Speaker 1: Okayd have you stayed in touch.
Speaker 5: No, I think he's back in rehab somewhere.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: He was a runner, Oh he was. Oh yeah, he'd
Speaker 5: run like a gazelle for like a decade and then
Speaker 5: take time off and then okay. Guy would smoke crack
Speaker 5: through a PVC pipe if he could just rocks.
Speaker 3: He was a machine. How do you go from Bermuda
Speaker 3: to wherever you were in rehabit?
Speaker 5: Well, they don't have rehabs in Bermuda. That's the thing is,
Speaker 5: you know, you don't have a rehab. Everybody's happy, go lucky,
Speaker 5: the island, sea breeze coming at you with some mangoes
Speaker 5: in the air. Everybody's happy. But not Bermuda. Lou.
Speaker 1: He was in the kitchen cooking it up. And were
Speaker 1: you in the kitchen with him?
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, no no. I was sober at the time.
Speaker 5: But I mean he was cooking it up in Bermuda
Speaker 5: and he didn't have a choice. So he went to
Speaker 5: rehab in the Midwest with me. You know, facility, a
Speaker 5: great facility, you know, really nice place, good food.
Speaker 1: What's the longest you've been sober?
Speaker 5: Ten years? Decade? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I run the good
Speaker 5: I run too I'll take ten years on, ten years off.
Speaker 1: Where are you now? I'm sober. I'm not doing any
Speaker 1: drugs or nothing, okay yeah? Or drinking drinking? No, no, nothing,
Speaker 1: okay nothing? Uh? Ray and Dylan are they're drinking white
Speaker 1: claw here? What about you bad? Larry? Are you having
Speaker 1: a beer at lunch.
Speaker 4: Again? I'm not a day drinker.
Speaker 1: Dan.
Speaker 4: We had a really nice the rooftop of reef and
Speaker 4: barrel last night for the Nick game.
Speaker 1: Oh good packed?
Speaker 4: So all wait till four thirty or five o'clock.
Speaker 1: Okay, Uh, let's see recapping anything. Uh Shay, you didn't
Speaker 1: do anything last week.
Speaker 5: It was pretty good week for me considering.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Dylan, Dylan is minus twenty five. Yeah, like, what
Speaker 1: are you doing? You lost every bet last week?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 6: Like I said, then that's hard to do. It does
Speaker 6: feel like I'm back at home though the week before
Speaker 6: I was up.
Speaker 3: I'm back.
Speaker 1: But am I asking you guys to gamble on things
Speaker 1: that you really aren't any good at and it's not
Speaker 1: fair to you? Like?
Speaker 5: Should we take time? I had a great year last
Speaker 5: year in baseball. That's Ray.
Speaker 7: I was up confirmed he was up pretty big. I
Speaker 7: think like double digit units.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, I had a decent football season.
Speaker 1: Well I know that I'm talking about. Now are we do?
Speaker 1: We need to take a break from one another. We
Speaker 1: can bet on the Palestinian protests. I found a website,
Speaker 1: by the way, what are the like? We can bet
Speaker 1: on if they're moving graduations, if they're canceling graduations. I
Speaker 1: have the whole thing. We can bet on the presidential
Speaker 1: odds VP. I know there's things to bet on. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, should we be stretching it as far as
Speaker 1: we're stretching it, well, like I'm going to mean football
Speaker 1: betting podcasts?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, And then it turned into a conspiracy podcast, did.
Speaker 1: Not It did not?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 1: Truth telling podcasts want to be honest with everybody.
Speaker 2: Yes, so is this the season finale?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: And we come back? I don't know yet, I don't
Speaker 1: I don't know. I want to make sure that we're
Speaker 1: presenting a good product and that everybody is, you know,
Speaker 1: having fun playing to their strengths and like bad Larry
Speaker 1: doesn't know anything about golf.
Speaker 4: Once the NBA basketball season over, then there's really nothing
Speaker 4: to bet on until football again.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, so maybe we wait till the
Speaker 1: NBA finals. How's that yeah, regroup at the finals and
Speaker 1: go from there. Okay, uh so recapping bad Larry won
Speaker 1: three units last week. Now you're up to plus five.
Speaker 4: Well, so you're holding that horse bet against me. Okay.
Speaker 4: I thought those horse bets were gonna be got. I
Speaker 4: got myself four and one and then I lost them.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, one, you hold on, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 1: Let me ask Ray, Ray, did you include Larry's aqueduct pick.
Speaker 7: Yeah, the ponies are included with everyone. That's why Dylan's
Speaker 7: down seven units. His pony bets were included.
Speaker 1: We could take them out, Larry.
Speaker 4: No, I won the aqueduct bet. I lost the derby bet. Okay,
Speaker 4: so that's a push on my thing. But I thought
Speaker 4: I went four and one, mets one, seven, six, and
Speaker 4: eleven innings under the Knicks. First half was a loser.
Speaker 4: First to ten points was the next win over EMBIID
Speaker 4: was a win, and the Knicks to win the game
Speaker 4: plus three.
Speaker 1: They won a game out right, Ray, did you funk
Speaker 1: up again?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I didn't think Rockney or Rotney or whatever won
Speaker 7: that race. When I looked it up today, it didn't
Speaker 7: say he even showed.
Speaker 4: Oh no, it won, And I went off at one
Speaker 4: to one, exactly what I told he was going to do,
Speaker 4: and it won.
Speaker 3: Okay, but that would still make you foreign two.
Speaker 1: But four and two or four and one two, Yeah, it.
Speaker 3: Would have been four and three if the Belmont Race lost?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 1: Wait, so is it four? You won four? You lost one?
Speaker 1: So that means you won three units?
Speaker 5: You won four lost two?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because of the Derby bet, the Derby bet.
Speaker 4: No, well, then I won five. I don't I didn't
Speaker 4: count the horses and my thing. I won a horse
Speaker 4: bet that aquadalk and I lost the Derby bet. I
Speaker 4: don't care about that obviously. But then I was four
Speaker 4: and one in the NBA with the maps.
Speaker 1: Ray, would you clean this up so I don't have
Speaker 1: to every week? Every week there's always an asterisk by
Speaker 1: Larry always.
Speaker 7: And it's just Larry.
Speaker 1: It's nobody, no one else, no one else. It's always
Speaker 1: Larry showing up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, did you fixcept bridget?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 3: No? No, No, it's just not there.
Speaker 1: You're better than that, Larry, You're better than that.
Speaker 5: See.
Speaker 1: This is why I think we need some time.
Speaker 4: Away coming up and I'm not going.
Speaker 1: No, you can come up here.
Speaker 3: Traffic fine, Traffic is fine, is.
Speaker 1: That that wasn't the reason before that you didn't come up.
Speaker 4: No, I'm pretty busy, I know.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. The only time you're busy is when
Speaker 1: you're with your wife and your sister.
Speaker 2: That's it, Larry.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you guys know his Mother's Day weekend.
Speaker 5: You're going to be real.
Speaker 2: You got a lot of mothers to do.
Speaker 1: Split your time where Yeah, he's up there, Uh shay,
Speaker 1: let me see what you did. I don't know, did
Speaker 1: all right?
Speaker 5: I hit mystic Dan off the show, just so everybody knows.
Speaker 5: I hit it like a Northern nineteen point six to one.
Speaker 1: But you didn't let Ray know. Yeah, why didn't you
Speaker 1: let Ray know?
Speaker 5: I was you know, I didn't want to interrupt you, Danny,
Speaker 5: because you were talking and it was a great little monologue.
Speaker 5: I think you were talking about my podcast, which is
Speaker 5: always a great time. Yeah to hear you speak. Yeah,
Speaker 5: by the way, when are you coming on the goddamn show?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: That's not cool.
Speaker 1: I promised I'll come on. I just I think I
Speaker 1: need time away from you guys.
Speaker 5: I don't believe that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm intoxicating, Danny.
Speaker 6: Everybody, you're soberly intoxicating.
Speaker 5: I'm a good time sober.
Speaker 1: I don't know, are you.
Speaker 5: Yeah? My words mean a lot more when I'm sober.
Speaker 5: My thoughts aren't as clear, but my words are.
Speaker 1: Okay, you have impure thoughts, though I have logical thoughts.
Speaker 5: My thoughts are needed for the nation.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you, all right, let me look at
Speaker 1: the You know, there's nothing that Dylan. You were terrible, Yeah,
Speaker 1: like embarrassingly bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Lost.
Speaker 3: I kind of have a tradition of losing all the
Speaker 3: derby bets.
Speaker 1: You know, you're gonna gear up come footballs, all right.
Speaker 6: But you know what, after Friday at the CJ Cup,
Speaker 6: Hayden Buckley was in ninth and then he just didn't
Speaker 6: finish anywhere near top ten. But for a little bit
Speaker 6: then plus thirty five hundred.
Speaker 1: That looked yeah, but it didn't work.
Speaker 3: No, but that was that was the highlight of my bed.
Speaker 1: The people who might be betting off of your picks,
Speaker 1: don't go, hey man, you almost got that one, you
Speaker 1: know what.
Speaker 3: But they did.
Speaker 6: They looked on Friday and they're like, holy shit, he's
Speaker 6: in ninth. So for that little moment in time, and.
Speaker 1: Then they probably doubled up and they lost even more money. Probably, yes, Ray.
Speaker 7: But if Dylan's really bad, you can just fade him
Speaker 7: and then make money you've got.
Speaker 3: You don't want to be in the middle.
Speaker 1: He's just yeah. But see every time you think about
Speaker 1: doing that, then Dylan's all of a sudden, You're gonna
Speaker 1: go and hit six out of seven.
Speaker 3: You got to know when to hop on or off
Speaker 3: the train.
Speaker 5: Dan, You hear that, Larry hopping on and off? You
Speaker 5: like that train.
Speaker 1: That leads us to bets this week, Larry, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: start with you, okay.
Speaker 4: Tonight the Celtics minus to.
Speaker 1: Thirteen and a half, thirteen.
Speaker 4: And a half, okay, And I want the MAVs money line. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I think the mask got to win the game.
Speaker 1: There some five point underdogs, okay, So.
Speaker 4: MAVs money line over the MAVs at to eighteen and
Speaker 4: a half to eighteen and a half and over Kyrie's points.
Speaker 4: My site doesn't have player props out and a half.
Speaker 4: Twenty three and a half for Kyrie. I'm gonna stay
Speaker 4: with it because I'm gonna be rooting for him tonight
Speaker 4: and then tomorrow. I want under in that Nick game.
Speaker 1: Okay, I got two twenty three and a half for
Speaker 1: the Knick spacers under.
Speaker 4: Okay, I want that under is og playing? Does anyone?
Speaker 4: I haven't seen anything.
Speaker 5: Today I know, but I yeah, I doubt if he's
Speaker 5: gonna play, But I don't have anything official.
Speaker 1: I don't want you to say, well, you said that
Speaker 1: you doubted he was. No.
Speaker 4: Again, I was in a rooftop bar, so I didn't
Speaker 4: get you know the second half of that.
Speaker 1: Nick, Okay, what do you like? Oh my god, you
Speaker 1: were on a rooftop You went a rooftop bar. Why
Speaker 1: are you bragging?
Speaker 4: No, I'm not bragging. I'm just saying I didn't know.
Speaker 1: Why didn't you just say I was at a bar
Speaker 1: onting the Knicks, Like you're on a rooftop.
Speaker 3: Bar in Jersey, so you're probably looking at like a
Speaker 3: water treatment.
Speaker 4: No, because you can be loud and you want to
Speaker 4: watch the game with other people. It's just me and
Speaker 4: my wife here. She's not a big Knick fan or
Speaker 4: an NBA fan, so I go out and watch the
Speaker 4: games and we had a great crab last night. That's
Speaker 4: what I don't know.
Speaker 5: Any WHOA.
Speaker 1: Now all of a sudden, yeah, three you are I
Speaker 1: think that your your side businesses your side Hustle is
Speaker 1: doing pretty well. Thanks for this podcast. You're you're picking
Speaker 1: up friends groups only fans subscribers.
Speaker 3: That's actually what we could do over the summer.
Speaker 4: Oh, what do you mind? Last night had a three?
Speaker 1: Whoa whoa what?
Speaker 4: Three three leg parlay? Call him John McCain, John McLean
Speaker 4: had a little three leg parlay. He had heart. He
Speaker 4: needed twenty points. I think Hard had nineteen, was six
Speaker 4: minutes to go in the game, never scored another point,
Speaker 4: he lost. He was screaming last night.
Speaker 5: He definitely hit a three with less than six minutes
Speaker 5: left in the game.
Speaker 1: You know that probably brought him to nineteen.
Speaker 4: That got him to.
Speaker 5: Wait.
Speaker 3: Your friend's name is John McLean, like from Diehard.
Speaker 4: That's not his name, But can't he might not allow
Speaker 4: in the bar last night, so I can't say who
Speaker 4: it was, but he'll know who it is when he
Speaker 4: hears Sehn McClain.
Speaker 1: Awesome, We thank god, that's great. Our audience is so
Speaker 1: entertained by that. Who could John McCain be your claim
Speaker 1: be down in Jerseys Seagert All right, Dylan, give me
Speaker 1: some bad golf picks.
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 5: Dan?
Speaker 6: Jake Napp top ten plus six hundred at a good
Speaker 6: finish last week.
Speaker 1: He's the former bouncer.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he got he looks he looks like he like
Speaker 6: a bouncer at like an SEC college.
Speaker 1: He swings hard.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, he's got the mullet.
Speaker 1: He can hit it a long way, long way. Of
Speaker 1: course you're not gonna do this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm damn go ahead. I have a sister.
Speaker 1: Here goes sun Jmujm.
Speaker 6: Top ten plus four hundred damn short odds. Actually, but
Speaker 6: you know he's he's getting his game back together. Dan,
Speaker 6: and I'm hedging my son JM top ten with Seawoo
Speaker 6: Kim top ten plus for me.
Speaker 3: That's you got it like one Korean ten.
Speaker 5: That's my Korean.
Speaker 3: Yeah, welly borrowing him for this week.
Speaker 5: That's not fair. Not a lot of bar Koreans.
Speaker 1: Everybody knows that I should have asked you first, racist
Speaker 1: anything else?
Speaker 6: Dialing, yep, I got a parlay the four NBA games
Speaker 6: tonight and tomorrow. Calves plus thirteen and a half against
Speaker 6: the Celtics, Thunder minus five against the MAVs, Pacers, minus
Speaker 6: seven against the Knicks and Nuggets, plus four and a
Speaker 6: half against the t Wolves plus twelve hundred and then
Speaker 6: a few NHL picks. I actually I do have my
Speaker 6: Rangers series bet that is very much alive. Great game, Yeah,
Speaker 6: that was awesome. Rangers canes under five and a half.
Speaker 6: They've been lighting up the scoreboard. So I'm fading that
Speaker 6: Avalanche money line against the Stars plus one hundred and
Speaker 6: Panthers money line against the Bruins tomorrow minus one twenty five.
Speaker 1: That brings us to Shane Irving.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Baseball America's finance. I got the Twinkies laying one
Speaker 5: twenty should be I got the Cheaters plus one thirty five,
Speaker 5: and I got the Angels plus one twenties. Today the
Speaker 5: Twinkies game is Finn pop off here probably before momentarily
Speaker 5: was that the Astros the cheers? Yeah, okay, sorry cheers Basketball.
Speaker 5: I got not just one parlay. I also have a
Speaker 5: single bet MAVs plus five, and then I have a
Speaker 5: MAVs h plus five and then Indie money line parlay.
Speaker 5: I don't have the odds in front of me because
Speaker 5: I've been I would running late. Danny had a busy day.
Speaker 1: Oh, I know, we waited for you, waiting for you
Speaker 1: for you know, twenty minutes late came in with his
Speaker 1: sunglasses on.
Speaker 5: You know what's funny is every time I came in
Speaker 5: here drunk, I was on time, and then I come
Speaker 5: in sober.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, It just seems like I
Speaker 1: should be back to drinks.
Speaker 3: You're saying it might be derailing your life.
Speaker 5: It is. It is. My life has become unmanageable sober.
Speaker 5: When I was drunk all the time, it was very manageable.
Speaker 5: I was probably better on the podcast too. But here
Speaker 5: we are, come three hours early, here all day.
Speaker 1: I haven't done the radio show yet, Shay. I just
Speaker 1: remember coming in and you guys would be surrounded by
Speaker 1: white claws. Yeah, and I go, oh my god, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that was great.
Speaker 5: You know that everybody says you feel better when you
Speaker 5: quit drinking. That's a fucking lie. You don't. I don't
Speaker 5: feel better at all, physically, not one bit smarter. No, No,
Speaker 5: it's bullshit. If anybody's thinking about stopping to drink, don't.
Speaker 5: And then I got my Korean god Zira plus plus
Speaker 5: three twenty for the top ten. That's my Korean. He's
Speaker 5: gonna beat Dylan's Korean. And then the North will never
Speaker 5: rain again.
Speaker 7: Yes, Ray, this is a risk, but who is that
Speaker 7: is that?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: Anybody see Shogun. No, yes, fucking awesome. I heard about
Speaker 5: sam Or you got to see it, Danny. It's worth
Speaker 5: you see the original one? Yeah you did.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I rented the original one from a library when I
Speaker 5: was stoned. I was probably like twelve, and I rented
Speaker 5: the whole series and I watched them, just got ripped
Speaker 5: and watched them and then you know, there was like
Speaker 5: seven tapes, and I watched number seven before number six,
Speaker 5: and so I fucked up the ending. It was the
Speaker 5: worst day of my life, like I just it ruined
Speaker 5: everything because of marijuana. It was bad. Twelve was twelve? Yeah,
Speaker 5: twelve or thirteen? Yeah, I started ripping it young, Danny.
Speaker 5: I know, you gotta deal with my parents. He ain't
Speaker 5: met him.
Speaker 1: I feel for them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, my mama, she's insane. I'm gonna see her in July.
Speaker 1: Maybe ever stopped by.
Speaker 5: No, I'm not doing that. They're coming, yeah, absolutely, no,
Speaker 5: they're coming to the States. Yeah. Yeah, they're gonna be
Speaker 5: in Texas.
Speaker 1: Were are you allowed back to where they lived?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: It might. Wow, they roll out the red carpet for me.
Speaker 5: It was like a returning citizen. They loved me in Germany. No,
Speaker 5: you were asked to leave by your family.
Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you met the government.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, the government loved yeah retreated. I thought you
Speaker 5: meant like the government. No, they love me. There my parents.
Speaker 5: They have not invited me back. No, okay, they have not.
Speaker 1: Shay a Irving podcast, By the way, It's available wherever
Speaker 1: you get your podcast. I'm gonna be on it one
Speaker 1: of these days. I'll give you a heads up because
Speaker 1: I might just show up. That's cool one day. The
Speaker 1: roommate's been cooking really well. Marriage is good, she's very
Speaker 1: happy with my sobriety obviously, but you're not. No, it's
Speaker 1: lame as hell, but you gotta do.
Speaker 5: What you gotta do. Danny and your daughters, they don't notice.
Speaker 5: They never knew when I was drinking. Oh, they didn't know, Danny.
Speaker 5: I'm such a good drinker, Like you wouldn't know. I'd
Speaker 5: drink all day. Ask Ray and Dill, and I'll drink
Speaker 5: fucking twenty twenty five drinks and just be fine. Start
Speaker 5: doing math and shit, I'm good to go.
Speaker 2: I'm great.
Speaker 1: I'll do the alphabet backwards like I'll fucking do a cartwheel.
Speaker 5: I'm good to go.
Speaker 1: Okay, but what would I notice? When you started to
Speaker 1: go off the reservation there a cocaine.
Speaker 5: Everybody would notice. That would be obvious because that would
Speaker 5: just I would over up real quick and just start,
Speaker 5: you know, talking. You know, I used to read the
Speaker 5: Dictionary when I would smoke crack. I would just open
Speaker 5: it and just read word after word after word for days. Why,
Speaker 5: I don't know. You know, crack does a hell of
Speaker 5: a thing to you, Danny. It's the best drug in
Speaker 5: the world.
Speaker 1: Those are some motivating people right there.
Speaker 3: They don't have any money, but that's not going to
Speaker 3: stop them from you never.
Speaker 5: Stop that hostle.
Speaker 2: Every day's the super Bowl and a crackhead is not
Speaker 2: going to outwork me. No, Nope.
Speaker 3: You could have been like the spelling bee.
Speaker 5: I could have done well, I'm not You could.
Speaker 9: Have finally dethroned possible. Yeah, we have one, stupid that's
Speaker 9: colonial revenge. They will never give up that crowd. Some
Speaker 9: Patel jokes on you white.
Speaker 3: He's like he's like six years old. Jaesus cracks.
Speaker 5: They have completely ex communicated white people from spelling bees.
Speaker 5: That is one thing. That and like one hundred meters
Speaker 5: dash that white people are not allowed to participate.
Speaker 3: That might be the dynasty of like sports.
Speaker 1: Slash using the Pultzer. I mean they're on a run.
Speaker 3: That's true, that won't stop.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 1: The movie what is it? Bad Words with Jason Bateman. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that statements. There's some laugh out loud moments in that.
Speaker 5: I don't think you could remake that money.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you could. I don't think I
Speaker 1: don't know if you can.
Speaker 3: There's a number of those from not all that long ago.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Oh, the whole world turned on his fucking head in
Speaker 5: twenty fourteen before that shit got funny? Did you see
Speaker 5: Seinfeld his appearance? First off, the movie was supposed to
Speaker 5: be awful, but he had an appearance on a podcast
Speaker 5: where he was saying why TV sucks today versus you know,
Speaker 5: when he was doing his shit, Because when TV, when
Speaker 5: you ride an episode, it has got to go to
Speaker 5: the whole writer's room, who are all you know, Columbia graduates,
Speaker 5: and then it's got to go to a committee after
Speaker 5: that of producers that are scared of getting censored or
Speaker 5: canceled or whatever the fuck. So everything's just lame and
Speaker 5: corny now right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but Seinfeld was kind of lame in corny.
Speaker 5: Totally totally agree That's just his point, and his further
Speaker 5: point was the reason comics are making such a big
Speaker 5: comeback right now because they're all fucking getting paid right now.
Speaker 5: They're selling out stadiums everywhere. It's because there's no committees
Speaker 5: and they're saying the craziest ship like Shane Gillis and
Speaker 5: dudes like that are saying the craziest ship that you'd
Speaker 5: never heard in the last ten years. But we all
Speaker 5: grew up here, so it was just an.
Speaker 3: Exposure renaissance of sorry, correct exactly.
Speaker 1: Thank god Larry's still there.
Speaker 4: I'm there. I'm just thinking, how are we not talked
Speaker 4: about the Tom Brady roast. They kind of put the
Speaker 4: wheels off that.
Speaker 1: That's true, that was good. I didn't think it was great.
Speaker 5: I like the dude with the belt buckle, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: he was, he was. I don't know why Kardashian was
Speaker 5: there at all.
Speaker 6: And did you see I saw something It was like
Speaker 6: on TMZ that they were like they like edited out booze.
Speaker 5: They did, they did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you're Tom and you reportedly got paid
Speaker 1: five million dollars he did.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: I figure roast me, motherfucker. Oh no, of course he
Speaker 1: had to get paid. Why would you sit down? He
Speaker 1: didn't need the publicity.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's kind of this is his attempt at
Speaker 3: being like, I'm human, I.
Speaker 5: Swear right, not a robot.
Speaker 1: He doesn't look like.
Speaker 3: Dollars either.
Speaker 5: He was not good on camera.
Speaker 1: No, weird. No, how about getting left for your wife's
Speaker 1: jiu jitsu trainer, like your jiu jitsu train your wife
Speaker 1: to another woman, or to your jiu jitsu woman all day.
Speaker 5: This has happened to me, Danny, this has happened. You've
Speaker 5: lost two different women, but not you weren't married to No,
Speaker 5: we were banging, but hanging hanging out like like like
Speaker 5: Larry were taking road trips in national parks to tell
Speaker 5: you that. And they never invited a woman to the
Speaker 5: bedroom or nothing. But like right after we broke up,
Speaker 5: they would full lesbian and everybody was like, oh, man,
Speaker 5: you turned her gay.
Speaker 1: The way I looked at it. The way I looked
Speaker 1: at it.
Speaker 5: Was she got the pinnacle of men, and there was
Speaker 5: no greater man than me, so the only other option
Speaker 5: she had was the opposite sex. Therefore, I went, yeah,
Speaker 5: happened twice.
Speaker 6: I think it's because if you wear a jean jacket
Speaker 6: from behind, you could kind of look.
Speaker 8: Like, all right, okay, that's fair a tall ros o Donald.
Speaker 5: From the back.
Speaker 3: A gun.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she probably does for a spatula once again, Cucumber,
Speaker 5: do we need to separate for a little while?
Speaker 1: We wait until after the NBA Final.
Speaker 5: I don't know how you stopped this magic, Daniel.
Speaker 1: I know I haven't gone right now, but okay, bad Larry.
Speaker 1: Are you still okay with doing this for a little.
Speaker 4: While until the end of the NBA? But then after that,
Speaker 4: I think we lose. I don't know.
Speaker 1: There's nothing to bet on, Okay, so we'll do it
Speaker 1: without Larry.
Speaker 4: I enjoy talking to you guys, but I need gambling.
Speaker 1: Okay, I need but you know what I'm gonna get.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give this some thought. Okay, I'm gonna give this.
Speaker 3: Some thought and backup plan only fans for the summer.
Speaker 5: Yes, like and subscribe.
Speaker 1: Uh it's a Shanan Irving wherever you get your pot podcast. Uh,
Speaker 1: it's Dylan the graphics guy. It's bad Larry joining us
Speaker 1: from Jersey and uh. Also Marvin is here and Ray
Speaker 1: the producer. So that's it for this week and uh
Speaker 1: and good luck with whatever or whoever you wager ard,
Speaker 1: may God bless mm hmmmmmm