WEBVTT - Chocolate vs. Vanilla 0:00:06.840 --> 0:00:10.600 Hello, everybody, it's me and Josh Johnson and me it 0:00:10.640 --> 0:00:13.320 is don't say sloan. I'm not good at doing these intros, 0:00:13.360 --> 0:00:14.840 but I feel like Josh has been doing a lot 0:00:14.880 --> 0:00:17.480 of heavy lifting, and I'm feeling like a crumb bum 0:00:17.640 --> 0:00:21.959 over here, just letting Josh do all the work. A 0:00:22.079 --> 0:00:30.520 crumb bump, A crumb bum. Yeah, it's like we're co hosted, 0:00:30.560 --> 0:00:33.960 but I'm like, we're co hosting, like I gotta do 0:00:34.000 --> 0:00:37.240 some of the work too. I just never heard that before. 0:00:37.400 --> 0:00:42.320 I've never heard crumb bump. Oh yeah, crumb bump. Uh, 0:00:42.440 --> 0:00:44.800 I think I heard crumbum is almost like a yum yum, 0:00:44.840 --> 0:00:46.960 whereas like somebody like every though, somebody that's just always 0:00:47.040 --> 0:00:50.120 like they have the means, but they're always just asking 0:00:50.240 --> 0:00:55.800 you for food. Yeah yeah, yeah, because it's not like 0:00:55.840 --> 0:00:58.360 the girlfriend saying, oh I'm not hungry. It's not the 0:00:58.400 --> 0:01:02.959 same thing this person is eating. Yeah they're eating well, right, 0:01:03.400 --> 0:01:05.000 but it's like it's and it's like, you know, to 0:01:05.080 --> 0:01:06.840 do you want your corn bread? It's kind of like 0:01:07.040 --> 0:01:12.360 crumb bump, crumb bump. We're we're so excited to bring 0:01:12.959 --> 0:01:16.480 this episode to you the public, because it's it's one 0:01:16.520 --> 0:01:19.120 of contention. It's probably going to be the one that 0:01:19.240 --> 0:01:22.000 gets listeners the most fired up out of the ones 0:01:22.080 --> 0:01:25.880 that we've talked about because catch Up being Tomato, sup. Hey, 0:01:27.160 --> 0:01:29.039 let the past be the past. Have you looked at 0:01:29.080 --> 0:01:32.280 the YouTube comments? I will ever look at those of 0:01:32.319 --> 0:01:34.479 YouTube comments. I'm gonna tell you what were the first 0:01:34.520 --> 0:01:38.360 things you learned as a comic is never look at 0:01:38.360 --> 0:01:40.720 the YouTube comics. If you're someone who's on tv YE, 0:01:41.520 --> 0:01:43.720 never look at the YouTube comments. And I can tell 0:01:43.760 --> 0:01:45.200 you the ones that I've looked at. I don't know 0:01:45.200 --> 0:01:47.560 if there's a filter that goes through, because usually if 0:01:47.560 --> 0:01:49.240 you're a woman that looks like me on the internet, 0:01:49.320 --> 0:01:52.560 someone's calling you fat. Someone's taking the time from their 0:01:52.640 --> 0:01:56.320 American heathen day to type into al Gore's Internet that 0:01:56.640 --> 0:02:00.360 I have more than one chin and one. They're not 0:02:00.520 --> 0:02:02.800 doing that unless someone from our team is just going 0:02:02.840 --> 0:02:06.480 through and being like nope, nope, nope, or YouTube finally 0:02:06.520 --> 0:02:08.679 cares about people. But I don't think that's happening. And 0:02:09.200 --> 0:02:15.440 uh wow, wow, people are not feeling because somebody was like, yo, Josh, 0:02:15.560 --> 0:02:17.840 I get it, you were trying to win bro, But 0:02:18.800 --> 0:02:21.640 Tomato Soupy and catch Up, I think you've gone too far. Baby. 0:02:22.000 --> 0:02:25.400 I think you've really affected hearts in mind, Joshua, I mean, 0:02:26.919 --> 0:02:30.799 never mind all the other episode. It's like we're kind 0:02:30.800 --> 0:02:33.919 of deep now, Like there's so many other episodes where 0:02:33.960 --> 0:02:36.359 I make salient points and then this is the one 0:02:36.520 --> 0:02:39.320 that really STI mentioned that. They're like, man, josh has 0:02:39.360 --> 0:02:43.600 made so many other great points. What happened? Yeah, it 0:02:44.280 --> 0:02:46.400 was interesting because they're like, yo, dude, I know you 0:02:46.480 --> 0:02:49.079 were trying to win, but you were too far. You 0:02:49.120 --> 0:02:50.920 were too far to the other directions. You went too 0:02:50.960 --> 0:02:54.359 far to the left, bro left, right, up, down, You 0:02:54.520 --> 0:02:57.840 did too much and so um, I mean this is 0:02:57.880 --> 0:03:02.799 the one that I will will really affect people. Well. 0:03:02.919 --> 0:03:05.239 I think it's interesting because the topic for today is 0:03:05.480 --> 0:03:09.600 chocolate versus vanilla. And first of all, I just want 0:03:09.639 --> 0:03:12.280 to take a second. If you were watching this on YouTube, 0:03:13.000 --> 0:03:16.519 stop the video. After I asked this question, who do 0:03:16.639 --> 0:03:19.359 you think is gonna go for? What? Do you think 0:03:19.520 --> 0:03:22.239 Josh is gonna pick vanilla? Or do you think I'm 0:03:22.240 --> 0:03:25.120 gonna pick vanilla? Do you think Josh is gonna pick chocolate? 0:03:25.360 --> 0:03:27.480 Or I'm gonna track who do you think is gonna pick? What? 0:03:27.520 --> 0:03:36.560 I'm gonna give you a second, So just let you 0:03:36.640 --> 0:03:38.880 know this is chocolate versus vanilla. And guess what, y'all 0:03:39.600 --> 0:03:47.200 your girl Kerry Spicy calderon your girl's team Vanilla? Hide 0:03:47.320 --> 0:03:51.520 that coming? Did you? Did? You? You didn't think? You 0:03:51.680 --> 0:03:57.680 didn't think that me, me, old water Face was gonna 0:03:57.720 --> 0:04:02.280 be picking vanilla? But idea it but I did. Isn't 0:04:02.280 --> 0:04:06.920 it wild? What a twist? So help us out? Help 0:04:07.040 --> 0:04:11.840 help us by explaining why vanilla for you? I think 0:04:11.920 --> 0:04:14.720 vanilla for me? One? It is an ice cream flavor 0:04:14.800 --> 0:04:19.240 that I grew up with because my mom likes to 0:04:19.400 --> 0:04:23.520 add things to ice cream, so we would get the 0:04:24.160 --> 0:04:28.040 pecan sandies who put those in ice cream? Sometimes just 0:04:28.120 --> 0:04:31.920 as simple as you know, throwing in your favorite cereal. Um, 0:04:32.960 --> 0:04:36.320 maybe put in your own little fruits. You know, Vanilla 0:04:36.440 --> 0:04:40.320 was a carrier for flavors, right, some of my favorite 0:04:40.360 --> 0:04:43.920 ice cream flavors, like Moose tracks, the Bass, Vanilla like 0:04:44.600 --> 0:04:48.080 flavored ice creams like them. I never really got into 0:04:48.160 --> 0:04:52.440 Ben and Jerry's, mainly because it was expensive. M But 0:04:52.560 --> 0:04:55.920 if you give me a Bluebell situation, you give me 0:04:56.000 --> 0:04:59.960 a Mayfield situation. I may field moose tracks, I may 0:05:00.000 --> 0:05:04.080 you feel turtle tracks. Okay, if there's tracks, I'm eating them. 0:05:04.440 --> 0:05:07.400 If animals out here putting his imprint on the planet 0:05:08.520 --> 0:05:13.159 with caramel or chocolatas, put it in my face. Okay, 0:05:13.360 --> 0:05:15.560 I like vanilla, basically, I'm but I think of vanilla, 0:05:15.600 --> 0:05:17.839 I think of ice cream, and then's different types of vanillas. 0:05:18.040 --> 0:05:20.000 It's different kind of carry your flavors. One thing I 0:05:20.080 --> 0:05:21.280 used to really love to do is when we go 0:05:21.360 --> 0:05:23.640 to the Chinese buffet, because you grew up in the South, 0:05:23.640 --> 0:05:26.960 they were always Chinese buffet's um. At the end of 0:05:27.000 --> 0:05:28.760 the milk, you go, get you a little soft serve 0:05:28.839 --> 0:05:31.000 ice cream, and then I would add a little lemon, 0:05:31.320 --> 0:05:35.279 like a little first squeeze lemon. That was a nice 0:05:35.320 --> 0:05:38.360 palate cleanser after eating all the variety of things you 0:05:38.480 --> 0:05:42.920 eat Chinese buff Right, I do honestly prefer it over 0:05:43.400 --> 0:05:49.160 like in cakes, I don't prefer like I've never had 0:05:49.160 --> 0:05:51.360 a chocolate birthday cake because I've never wanted a chocolate 0:05:51.400 --> 0:05:55.000 birthday cake. I've made chocolate birthday cakes. I've made chocolate 0:05:55.040 --> 0:05:58.000 cakes for people. I guess this is my thing. This 0:05:58.200 --> 0:06:04.360 is where I feel like you are so misguided. What 0:06:05.320 --> 0:06:10.960 the hell? Good night? This is This is where so 0:06:11.800 --> 0:06:15.840 I look at vanilla as one, right as like, then, 0:06:16.160 --> 0:06:20.240 if we're talking flavors, vanilla is the number one as 0:06:20.320 --> 0:06:25.080 far as units of flavor and taste. Okay, it's where 0:06:25.120 --> 0:06:27.800 you start. It's a good place to start a scale 0:06:27.880 --> 0:06:31.039 from one to ten, from one to ten. And I'll 0:06:31.080 --> 0:06:35.000 even say this, people give vanilla zero. It's a one 0:06:35.080 --> 0:06:39.320 because it is a flavor. It's not playing it's vanilla, right, 0:06:40.839 --> 0:06:45.480 But you can't really enhance it. Like you said, it's 0:06:45.520 --> 0:06:50.640 a character. It's it's just carrier. Oh okay, it's a carrier. 0:06:51.040 --> 0:06:56.200 So then it it's a platform for their flavors. It's 0:06:56.279 --> 0:07:00.440 not a real flavor that's out here striking joy into 0:07:00.560 --> 0:07:04.640 hearts and minds. It's just out here helping cherries and 0:07:04.760 --> 0:07:08.080 sprinkles get along. But it's also did you think about 0:07:08.080 --> 0:07:12.360 it as a collaborator, a peacekeeper, helping hand to bring 0:07:12.440 --> 0:07:17.640 different flavors together. How about this I've seen, I've had, 0:07:18.320 --> 0:07:22.840 I've enjoyed a triple chocolate cake. You can't have a 0:07:22.920 --> 0:07:27.240 triple vanilla anything because vanilla's vanilla. It's one, and you 0:07:27.400 --> 0:07:32.559 can't multiply one times one. You could have a vanilla 0:07:32.640 --> 0:07:34.360 what means that triple, But you can have a vanilla 0:07:34.400 --> 0:07:37.080 cape of vanilla crossing. That's the thing that exists. It's 0:07:37.120 --> 0:07:40.280 the thing that exists that all types of saying, it's 0:07:40.320 --> 0:07:44.200 just it's just a steady attack on your taste buzz 0:07:44.240 --> 0:07:47.880 where you're getting overwhelmed with the vanilla. Listen. I presented 0:07:48.000 --> 0:07:55.640 my case. Now you present your case. You're very predictable 0:07:55.760 --> 0:08:09.520 case being deemed chocolate my very Okay, all right, chocolate 0:08:09.640 --> 0:08:14.720 came to us, blessed us. Was discovered in multiple countries. 0:08:15.520 --> 0:08:18.960 Al right, it came. Yeah, it came to us from 0:08:19.080 --> 0:08:23.160 multiple parts of the earth. You know, the cow world. 0:08:24.520 --> 0:08:30.120 What new world we're talking about new world, sir. It's 0:08:30.120 --> 0:08:34.600 all been one world the entire time. It's all been 0:08:35.240 --> 0:08:39.120 one planet. I'm not no, no, no, don't don't pull 0:08:39.880 --> 0:08:43.440 from that colonial history. The whole world's been the whole 0:08:43.559 --> 0:08:46.440 world has been the whole world the entire time. Yes, 0:08:46.800 --> 0:08:50.600 in God's eyes, he built one planet. Again. It's white 0:08:50.640 --> 0:08:55.040 bok with books that made it new and old. So 0:08:55.200 --> 0:08:58.199 they ain't knowing about chocolate. Are we trying to we 0:08:58.240 --> 0:09:00.760 trying to say anything about chocolate, trying said that chocolate 0:09:00.880 --> 0:09:04.360 was not in the America, is in the conquered country, 0:09:04.600 --> 0:09:08.839 conquered continent. Mm hmm. I mean, all I'm saying is 0:09:08.960 --> 0:09:11.200 what they called the New World was really the old 0:09:11.280 --> 0:09:16.040 World because they just hadn't discovered it yet, but because 0:09:16.040 --> 0:09:18.040 somebody didn't know what there was at I hear you, 0:09:18.960 --> 0:09:23.480 I got you. I'm just saying that chocolate doesn't come 0:09:23.520 --> 0:09:28.680 from one specific area or country in all of the world. 0:09:29.280 --> 0:09:31.560 Lots of countries bring us chocolate, and they bring us 0:09:31.559 --> 0:09:34.760 their spins on chocolate and they bring us Yeah. Have 0:09:34.960 --> 0:09:38.439 you seen that Ghana has told these white folks that 0:09:38.559 --> 0:09:40.160 you were no longer going to take a raw being 0:09:40.200 --> 0:09:42.480 out of here and then process it on your own. 0:09:43.040 --> 0:09:45.360 We've been process this ship and you're gonna have to pay. 0:09:45.480 --> 0:09:49.840 USA is not playing with these hopes. God the president, Donna, 0:09:50.200 --> 0:09:52.199 he is not playing with these white folks no more. 0:09:52.320 --> 0:09:55.160 You understand. He's like y'a coming up in our country 0:09:55.200 --> 0:09:59.319 and taking ship. If you want this cacao, you have 0:09:59.400 --> 0:10:01.079 to come to us do and getting raw beans. We're 0:10:01.080 --> 0:10:04.600 gonna process it and then give you that ship because 0:10:04.600 --> 0:10:08.800 you beg in here getting you're getting uncut the raw okay, 0:10:10.600 --> 0:10:12.360 and don't want us to have no process of plants. 0:10:12.600 --> 0:10:15.240 Oh boys, that funk y'all keep praying for my mor 0:10:15.240 --> 0:10:19.640 anybody's safety, because these white folks are a problem. So 0:10:20.800 --> 0:10:23.960 all I'm saying is chocolate comes to us at different 0:10:24.040 --> 0:10:27.320 degrees as well, so you can see the percentages they 0:10:27.360 --> 0:10:33.640 tell us the percentages now of cacao in the chocolate. Absolutely, 0:10:33.679 --> 0:10:35.120 and I just let you know how stepped on it is. 0:10:36.600 --> 0:10:40.360 I I understand, but that pure, pure, right. So those 0:10:40.440 --> 0:10:45.600 bitter Sweets, those seventy those and those Hershey's, they all 0:10:45.640 --> 0:10:48.120 have different flavors. They're all coming from a different place. 0:10:48.600 --> 0:10:51.760 Vanilla it can't get stepped on because it comes out 0:10:51.840 --> 0:10:55.840 stepped on. Have you ever seen a vanilla bean. Yeah, 0:10:55.840 --> 0:10:58.040 I've seen a vanilla bean, But that's a that's an 0:10:58.040 --> 0:10:59.640 old world plant. So you have to remember, like at 0:10:59.679 --> 0:11:01.880 one point, you know, we think of it as very 0:11:01.960 --> 0:11:07.439 generic because we have all the things here, but at 0:11:07.480 --> 0:11:11.600 one time, sugar was exotic because my fuckers didn't have sugar. 0:11:13.160 --> 0:11:14.960 I mean, if we have to go in the past 0:11:15.360 --> 0:11:17.719 for vanilla to have a leg up, So we just 0:11:17.800 --> 0:11:19.920 went to the past about chocolate, We just went to 0:11:19.960 --> 0:11:22.600 the past. Abou chocolate. I'm not saying at one point 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:27.440 all of these things were exotic. Italy didn't have noodles 0:11:27.520 --> 0:11:29.640 until Marco Polo came back from China. If it wasn't 0:11:29.679 --> 0:11:32.160 for the Chinese, Italians, what would they be making? What 0:11:32.280 --> 0:11:34.880 are they cooking? What are they famous for? Real good 0:11:34.960 --> 0:11:44.760 meat balls and like as far as meatballs, fire side, 0:11:44.800 --> 0:11:52.280 I checked this out, tomatoes New World plant noodles came 0:11:52.320 --> 0:11:55.920 from China. If it was not for somebody leaving Italy, 0:11:57.240 --> 0:12:06.040 what would they eat? Bro real good meatballs, all olive 0:12:06.080 --> 0:12:11.360 oil everything. See, I'm just saying fire meatballs, this bread, 0:12:11.760 --> 0:12:16.160 this bread though, So I'm just throwing it out there. Yeah, 0:12:16.200 --> 0:12:18.480 I'm just throwing it out there that their different degrees 0:12:18.520 --> 0:12:21.000 are different levels of chocolate. And we're just even gonna 0:12:21.080 --> 0:12:24.439 keep it to bars, right bars, these bars of vanilla 0:12:24.559 --> 0:12:30.480 bar that's fine, hard and a chocolate bar. That's how 0:12:30.559 --> 0:12:32.200 we want them. That's how we take them. That's how 0:12:32.280 --> 0:12:35.679 we love them. Chocolate bar. And how many types of 0:12:35.800 --> 0:12:39.160 chocolate bars are there? The most you're gonna get out 0:12:39.200 --> 0:12:41.600 of vanilla bars is cookies and cream, which is still 0:12:41.600 --> 0:12:43.760 getting a little chocolate in it to help it along 0:12:43.800 --> 0:12:48.160 because it's struggling. Vanilla is a bean, So you can't 0:12:48.240 --> 0:12:52.800 turn vanilla into a bar because it doesn't even have 0:12:53.520 --> 0:12:56.280 It's like if you think of all the things we 0:12:56.400 --> 0:12:59.800 do with like different beans like Sway beans and stuff 0:12:59.840 --> 0:13:02.640 like vanilla, it's like it's dried and you're just taking 0:13:02.640 --> 0:13:05.120 the seeds out, and it's very much like an extraction process. 0:13:05.840 --> 0:13:09.920 But there's no Like I did not know, probably until 0:13:09.960 --> 0:13:16.800 I was almost in college, that cocoa butter comes from 0:13:18.360 --> 0:13:21.160 chocolate plant. I didn't know what cocoa butter came from. 0:13:22.760 --> 0:13:26.600 Like like you remember had like white chocolate. M hm, 0:13:27.480 --> 0:13:30.160 white chocolate is basically a stick of cocoa butter from 0:13:30.200 --> 0:13:33.000 what I from what I've heard, I mean that I 0:13:33.360 --> 0:13:35.599 don't know enough to correct you. But the fact that 0:13:36.280 --> 0:13:38.839 you don't get any dark vanilla but you can get 0:13:38.920 --> 0:13:41.920 white chocolate just another way that chocolate is being more 0:13:42.080 --> 0:13:46.080 versatile in these streets. It's just another way that chocolate 0:13:46.520 --> 0:13:49.079 is coming at you in different colors and different flavors. 0:13:50.320 --> 0:13:54.320 I just think chocolate can go places vanilla camp that's 0:13:54.320 --> 0:13:58.120 an apple and orange situation. We're talking about flavors, right. 0:13:58.480 --> 0:14:01.520 I think for me, I don't like white chocolate. I 0:14:01.600 --> 0:14:03.640 like milk chocolate. But I have found out that about 0:14:03.640 --> 0:14:06.440 going over, you know, going to Canada, going to Europe, 0:14:06.480 --> 0:14:09.679 going to Mexico. The rest of the world hates our chocolate. 0:14:09.760 --> 0:14:13.440 Apparently it's disgusting. No, we're not doing well. I did 0:14:13.520 --> 0:14:15.400 not know that our chocolates trash. I did not know. 0:14:16.360 --> 0:14:19.880 I've known for a long time, but I can't say 0:14:20.080 --> 0:14:25.200 I've never I've never been a huge fan of our chocolate. 0:14:25.920 --> 0:14:28.760 Like a Hershey bar. No, I don't want that. I 0:14:28.800 --> 0:14:31.360 don't want to eat a whole bar for it's all 0:14:31.400 --> 0:14:33.840 a ball of chocolate always seemed like way too much. 0:14:34.800 --> 0:14:37.800 But that's why they have the little divots for you 0:14:37.920 --> 0:14:39.640 to break it off, for you to have as much 0:14:39.680 --> 0:14:41.880 as you want to have while you're having it, because 0:14:41.880 --> 0:14:44.120 they know the whole thing is just ridiculous. The whole 0:14:44.200 --> 0:14:46.960 thing is too much. Yet the whole thing like you 0:14:47.200 --> 0:14:50.680 break it per serving size, and even a Hershey bar 0:14:51.440 --> 0:14:55.120 break four those little things have that say that too 0:14:55.280 --> 0:14:57.520 is my max. And then eventually I'll wrap it up 0:14:57.520 --> 0:14:59.880 and set it somewhere and go Either isn't the fridge 0:14:59.880 --> 0:15:16.880 for the rest of my life. White chocolate isn't even 0:15:16.960 --> 0:15:19.840 really chocolate. It's chocolate that they're taking the cocoa out 0:15:19.880 --> 0:15:23.360 of because there's no cocoa. It's just fat m hm, 0:15:23.920 --> 0:15:31.400 and then they injected chocolate flavor. Mm hmmm. I see, no, no, no, 0:15:31.560 --> 0:15:34.120 I see the point that you're trying to make. But 0:15:34.320 --> 0:15:38.120 what I still see is vanilla struggling so hard that 0:15:38.360 --> 0:15:43.280 chocolate had to do a plasma donation. Of plasma donation, 0:15:44.320 --> 0:15:49.480 or maybe on behalf of the white colored candies, or 0:15:49.960 --> 0:15:56.680 maybe vanilla doesn't have to go with Sammy Sosa. Okay, 0:15:59.000 --> 0:16:01.200 it doesn't have to be the last narration of Michael 0:16:01.280 --> 0:16:04.800 Jackson to be out here doing his job. Okay, I 0:16:04.800 --> 0:16:07.040 don't want to bring Michael into this. Sammy Sosa, we 0:16:07.040 --> 0:16:09.120 all know looks like a thumb, doesn't make any sense. 0:16:09.480 --> 0:16:11.880 Don't don't act like I'm making you do these things 0:16:14.040 --> 0:16:17.600 I didn't want to have to. Like you're pulling out 0:16:17.640 --> 0:16:23.640 all the stops now because of vanilla. Is Vanilla is 0:16:23.680 --> 0:16:28.440 like listen, I'm flavoring things. Okay, I'm giving you because 0:16:28.560 --> 0:16:32.160 look at this, the nature of the flavors. Okay, chocolate 0:16:32.360 --> 0:16:35.840 is heavy, Okay, it's gonna sit on the tongue, but 0:16:36.080 --> 0:16:39.200 there's a fat content, there's oils behind it. There's a 0:16:39.280 --> 0:16:44.160 lot of things that chocolate is doing because there are 0:16:44.440 --> 0:16:49.240 different aspects to it. Right, like, But Vanilla, on the 0:16:49.320 --> 0:16:51.880 other hand, Hey, baby, I'm a bean and you put 0:16:51.920 --> 0:16:56.200 me in ship. Okay, I'm doing cakes, I'm doing creams, 0:16:56.960 --> 0:17:00.760 all right, I'm giving you it's it's a whole different 0:17:01.600 --> 0:17:04.760 it's a whole different campaign. There's way less processing when 0:17:04.760 --> 0:17:06.960 you're dealing with vanilla. No, no, there's no vanilla bars 0:17:07.280 --> 0:17:09.240 because if you try to make a vanilla bar, you'd 0:17:09.280 --> 0:17:11.600 be like a white chocolate situation. We need some type 0:17:11.640 --> 0:17:13.879 of base and then you're injecting flavor. But let's not 0:17:13.960 --> 0:17:17.760 have vanilla works. Vanilla is giving you a lateness. Okay. 0:17:18.119 --> 0:17:21.320 Chocolate came in to be heavy. Chocolate came in to 0:17:21.400 --> 0:17:23.920 step on your feet and be like, hey, what's going 0:17:24.000 --> 0:17:27.560 on what you're doing? But the funk up your teeth? Okay, 0:17:27.920 --> 0:17:32.679 no kids going to the dentist, the order the dentist. Okay. 0:17:33.920 --> 0:17:36.639 Ain't nobody sitting up getting caught with vanilla all on 0:17:36.760 --> 0:17:40.040 their face. It's not happening. They have better Vanilla has 0:17:40.040 --> 0:17:43.600 better pressed because Vanilla is a more refined situation. Vanilla's 0:17:43.600 --> 0:17:48.639 are out there in your whole Halloween. That's what Vanilla 0:17:48.720 --> 0:17:54.880 is doing. Vanilla is a classy bitch, alright. Va like, hey, yeah, 0:17:55.000 --> 0:17:59.440 vanilla ca be in everything. Okay, you got triple chocolate cakes, 0:17:59.600 --> 0:18:03.760 you got tacolateo, chacoling on tacolo chocolate, Vanilla comes in boom, 0:18:04.080 --> 0:18:07.480 that's the flavor. There's vanilla and then there's a little vanilla. Me. Chocolate, 0:18:07.560 --> 0:18:09.440 on the other hand, is letting you know it is 0:18:09.520 --> 0:18:12.760 stepped on like a motherfucker. Chocolate is then you know, hey, 0:18:12.880 --> 0:18:15.080 I could be better, I could be sweet, I could 0:18:15.080 --> 0:18:17.919 be stepped on. All it is is stepped on. Okay, 0:18:18.480 --> 0:18:20.639 we know American chocolate. Okay. Sidebar. Also, we have to 0:18:20.640 --> 0:18:25.359 mention this one thing. Have you ever had a chocolate orange? Yeah? 0:18:26.320 --> 0:18:29.840 What do you think about it? That was fine. I 0:18:29.880 --> 0:18:32.680 think that's a flavor you have to grow up with. No. 0:18:32.840 --> 0:18:34.520 I can see that because the people who love it 0:18:34.640 --> 0:18:37.400 have always been eating it. That's very fair, and they're 0:18:37.440 --> 0:18:41.200 not American at all. They also love to crack it 0:18:41.400 --> 0:18:43.600 to like open it. It's like an event like That's 0:18:43.640 --> 0:18:45.280 how you can tell that they grew up with it 0:18:45.320 --> 0:18:47.720 because they love to press down, which opens up all 0:18:47.760 --> 0:18:50.840 the slices and then they yeah, I mean as things, 0:18:51.520 --> 0:18:53.560 but I was annoyed. One when you bite into it, 0:18:53.640 --> 0:18:56.920 that is hollow. Yeah, because there's nothing. I'm like. I 0:18:56.960 --> 0:18:59.200 thought there was gonna be an orange cream situation. I 0:18:59.240 --> 0:19:01.880 think this might have been a Candbury situation. I thought 0:19:01.920 --> 0:19:06.360 they were going to give me more. Right, it's orange 0:19:07.000 --> 0:19:10.000 chocolate orange. I thought that it was going to be 0:19:10.040 --> 0:19:12.320 more than just the shape of a fucking orange. Um. 0:19:12.720 --> 0:19:14.320 But it's kind of cool that it's some slices. You 0:19:14.359 --> 0:19:17.920 can distribute it to your friends children, right, It's cool. 0:19:18.000 --> 0:19:21.640 It's whatever. I'm just saying. I've had a whole type 0:19:21.640 --> 0:19:25.520 of chocolate. Listen, what you're not gonna do? Because I 0:19:25.600 --> 0:19:32.640 know you're closing, I've met you. I know what I'm 0:19:32.680 --> 0:19:36.080 not gonna do. Just for the record, this is unedited. 0:19:36.240 --> 0:19:39.680 I was big quiet, I was listening, and then out 0:19:39.720 --> 0:19:43.440 of nowhere, what you're not gonna do? I know the wheels, nigga, 0:19:43.600 --> 0:19:48.639 I know the wheels and the wheels. The wheels on 0:19:48.920 --> 0:19:52.920 this bus were eventually going to get us to the 0:19:53.040 --> 0:19:56.680 chocolate room at Harrod's. That's where these wheels were gonna go. 0:19:57.040 --> 0:20:00.320 Because I wasn't even thinking about it. What you don't 0:20:00.359 --> 0:20:02.399 know how to do this? Right? No? No, no, I 0:20:02.560 --> 0:20:05.119 wasn't even thinking about it. I'll tell you why, because 0:20:05.160 --> 0:20:08.639 I was gonna let you punch yourself out because in 0:20:08.800 --> 0:20:12.080 my mind, yes, there are some situations where we're talking 0:20:12.119 --> 0:20:16.720 apples to oranges, but it's apples to oranges because chocolate 0:20:16.760 --> 0:20:19.000 can go so many places that vanilla can't. All right, 0:20:19.240 --> 0:20:23.080 you're talking about not all up in people's Halloween. Let's 0:20:23.119 --> 0:20:25.160 talk about the fact that really a lot of people 0:20:25.160 --> 0:20:28.199 don't even want vanilla like that. So vanilla could call 0:20:28.240 --> 0:20:31.480 itself classy, it could call itself sophisticated, it can call 0:20:31.560 --> 0:20:38.320 itself particular and choosing, but nobody is choosing vanilla. When 0:20:38.440 --> 0:20:41.080 was the last time you saw vanilla fountainetta party? Help 0:20:41.160 --> 0:20:45.159 me you can because vanilla doesn't come because vanilla doesn't 0:20:45.200 --> 0:20:48.160 come in a liquid form like that. Okay, that's not happening. 0:20:48.320 --> 0:20:52.000 Sounds like it's not versatile, it's not versatilzed that the 0:20:52.000 --> 0:20:53.680 best you've heard in a while. What I'm saying is 0:20:54.480 --> 0:21:01.000 is that getting that reference, I theres a child. I'll 0:21:01.040 --> 0:21:04.560 just shake it record style. Um. What I'm saying is 0:21:04.640 --> 0:21:11.240 that because of what vanilla is. Also, you know that 0:21:11.400 --> 0:21:15.360 chocolate in the damn chocolate fountains, it's never high quality. 0:21:16.440 --> 0:21:20.320 It's never it's never great, it's never good. Come on, 0:21:20.920 --> 0:21:24.040 come on, don't meet us. The chocolate fountains got nacho 0:21:24.119 --> 0:21:28.920 cheese fountains too. Okay. I don't know if you ever 0:21:29.240 --> 0:21:31.240 can see this clip from TLC which I want to 0:21:31.240 --> 0:21:33.399 talk about her wedding and she wanted a ranch fountain. 0:21:33.680 --> 0:21:36.920 She wanted to ranch fountain. Josh, Honestly, I want to 0:21:36.960 --> 0:21:39.000 see it. I want to see it. I want to 0:21:39.040 --> 0:21:41.119 see a ranch fountain. Okay, I'm sure they have a 0:21:41.160 --> 0:21:45.080 Marinara sauce fountain. We out here putting anything liquid and 0:21:45.200 --> 0:21:49.480 a fountain. Honestly, think a Marinara sauce fountain can't happen 0:21:49.480 --> 0:21:53.040 because it would be far too splashy. Like you, you 0:21:53.119 --> 0:21:56.119 can't even approach that thing without messing up your whole shirt. 0:21:57.160 --> 0:21:59.879 It is splashy. You need something that's kind of you 0:22:00.160 --> 0:22:02.960 need that makes me think that a ranch that a 0:22:03.080 --> 0:22:06.560 ranch fountain would be splashy too. It might be, yeah, 0:22:06.960 --> 0:22:08.840 because you need something that will come down in a ribbon. 0:22:08.880 --> 0:22:12.000 You need something that will hold it shape, something beautiful 0:22:12.040 --> 0:22:15.760 and smooth, like chocolate. I'm with you. I'm n cheese, 0:22:16.320 --> 0:22:21.439 nacho cheese, something that and when it's room temperature is solid. 0:22:21.920 --> 0:22:29.240 That's what I'm talking about you know, you know this 0:22:29.520 --> 0:22:35.200 is dandum out to terrorism, all right, because terrorism is 0:22:35.280 --> 0:22:41.480 catch up his tomato soup sauca. Ben Loden, you are 0:22:41.600 --> 0:22:45.159 his predecessor. You are as great as student. When you 0:22:45.320 --> 0:22:50.520 sat up and look me at my Christian face, told 0:22:50.640 --> 0:22:59.600 me that's also sucking savage. Look look all I'm saying. 0:23:00.160 --> 0:23:04.280 All I am getting at. All I am approaching you 0:23:04.480 --> 0:23:15.320 with is the fact the on like like on adulterated no. No, no, no, 0:23:15.640 --> 0:23:21.119 no no, the unquestionable fact, not questionable, bro, that chocolate 0:23:21.640 --> 0:23:26.479 is going places and doing things that vanilla is too 0:23:26.560 --> 0:23:29.560 limited to do. I think about this. You know how 0:23:29.600 --> 0:23:34.360 we're all into all these nut milks. Some of us are, Yeah, 0:23:34.800 --> 0:23:38.320 some of us know what a lie is. It's just 0:23:39.280 --> 0:23:42.239 it's juice. I wanted to stop doing this. You had 0:23:42.280 --> 0:23:48.480 to blend up these cash shows and squeeze them juice juice. Yeah. Also, 0:23:48.480 --> 0:23:50.960 why is there no peanut milk? Why we picked these 0:23:51.080 --> 0:23:55.640 very specific nuts? Yeah, we need some peanut juice out here. 0:23:56.160 --> 0:23:58.159 Peanut juice? Is there? Pistachio milk? You know what I 0:23:58.280 --> 0:24:01.440 want to like? I think so? Is it that sounds expensive? 0:24:02.080 --> 0:24:05.080 It sounds yeah, it sounds very expensive because if you've 0:24:05.200 --> 0:24:14.120 even held eight pistachios, you've held six dollars. So there's 0:24:14.160 --> 0:24:16.040 never gonna be macadamia milk because that's gonna be a 0:24:16.080 --> 0:24:20.240 hundred fifty dollars a gallon. That Honestly, macadamia milk is 0:24:20.400 --> 0:24:23.800 what I feel like rich kids get with their babies 0:24:26.960 --> 0:24:31.200 back in just a buttery buttery milk. All I'm saying 0:24:31.280 --> 0:24:35.639 is that because there is no yes, chocolate can do 0:24:35.840 --> 0:24:38.159 different things than vanilla can do because of just the 0:24:38.359 --> 0:24:43.520 nature of the plant, right, Like orange tree can do 0:24:43.720 --> 0:24:46.800 more than an oak tree. Oak tree just standing there 0:24:47.560 --> 0:24:54.200 putting shading a yard. Yeah, yeah, trees fruits, oh I have. 0:24:54.280 --> 0:24:57.960 Somebody was like I found out that some cities, you know, 0:24:58.080 --> 0:24:59.800 people do like like try to say that, like the 0:25:00.000 --> 0:25:04.679 trees that are in cities should be like food bearing 0:25:04.800 --> 0:25:08.560 trees for like people in the population who are having 0:25:08.600 --> 0:25:11.520 like you know, food issues like food scarcity or whatever, 0:25:11.800 --> 0:25:13.920 or people who are in housed. There are a lot 0:25:13.960 --> 0:25:18.000 of cities that don't allow you to have fruit bearing 0:25:18.080 --> 0:25:22.800 trees in the city because for that reason, they're like, no, 0:25:22.960 --> 0:25:27.080 we don't want people to be able to that's wild. 0:25:27.160 --> 0:25:31.119 Like every tree, Like I get if you're an Oklahoma 0:25:31.320 --> 0:25:33.280 or like Colorado trying to grow an orange tree that 0:25:33.400 --> 0:25:36.960 makes no sense, but just have it like appropriate to 0:25:37.000 --> 0:25:40.400 where your climate is. People evil anyway, for the same 0:25:40.400 --> 0:25:42.119 way the oak tree can't do an orange tree that 0:25:42.200 --> 0:25:47.400 it does because of the nature of said plants. Vanilla 0:25:47.520 --> 0:25:52.000 is not going to do what chocolate does and vice. First, 0:25:52.200 --> 0:25:54.560 you see what I'm saying. I do see what you're saying. 0:25:54.840 --> 0:25:58.720 The reason I've never been a huge chocolate fan because, um, 0:25:59.440 --> 0:26:01.320