1 00:00:00,920 --> 00:00:04,200 Speaker 1: If you get a text from an unknown number, normally 2 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:06,480 Speaker 1: you just reported as junk block and. 3 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:07,800 Speaker 2: Delete it forget about it. 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:12,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, even if I get a text from Brook, I 5 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:16,320 Speaker 1: report it junk block, delete report that one. 6 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:19,639 Speaker 2: Yeah, one of our. 7 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:23,239 Speaker 1: Listeners got a message from a mystery phone number, but 8 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:26,000 Speaker 1: what it said was too juicy to toss away. 9 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:27,680 Speaker 2: In fact, it's. 10 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:30,560 Speaker 1: Very clear that they know each other really, and he 11 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:33,040 Speaker 1: has to get to the bottom of who is sending 12 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:35,320 Speaker 1: them because if he doesn't, he might miss out on 13 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:38,920 Speaker 1: a sweet opportunity. You're gonna hear it in a brand 14 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:41,200 Speaker 1: new textual healing right after this. 15 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:51,400 Speaker 2: Text you will heal then, textual. 16 00:00:52,840 --> 00:00:55,480 Speaker 1: There is one place that we need you to be 17 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:59,720 Speaker 1: touching right now. It is not on each other or 18 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:00,840 Speaker 1: even on yourself. 19 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:05,200 Speaker 2: It's on your phone. Yes, yes, we want you to move. 20 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:08,399 Speaker 1: Those fingers ever so gently and prepared to type out 21 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:11,039 Speaker 1: a message that feels oh so right. 22 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:12,800 Speaker 3: Did I feel like I need to ask for my 23 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:15,640 Speaker 3: phone's consent when you talk about it that way, it's right. 24 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:20,160 Speaker 2: I'll unlock you with my lies. Because it's a brand 25 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:21,360 Speaker 2: new textual healing. 26 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:24,160 Speaker 1: The segment where we help a listener craft the perfect 27 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:27,959 Speaker 1: message to instantly fix any problem they might be facing, 28 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:30,000 Speaker 1: or if not fix it, at least get out of 29 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:33,280 Speaker 1: a weird situation. And an urgent request came in this 30 00:01:33,319 --> 00:01:36,319 Speaker 1: morning from one of our listeners named Joe, who needed 31 00:01:36,319 --> 00:01:38,759 Speaker 1: some textual help. So, Joe, welcome to the show. 32 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:40,920 Speaker 4: Thank you so much for helping me. I am in 33 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,039 Speaker 4: dire need of healing. 34 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:46,960 Speaker 3: Oh wow, you do sound desperate. I don't think that 35 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,000 Speaker 3: was an insult or anything. 36 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:49,320 Speaker 2: I mean, he admits it. 37 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:52,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well let's find out exactly how desperate you are. 38 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:54,720 Speaker 2: What made you reach out to us for help. 39 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:58,440 Speaker 4: Last weekend, I was at a house party with a 40 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:00,440 Speaker 4: bunch of friends and also a lot of people I 41 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:04,400 Speaker 4: didn't know, and we were boozing it up. I met 42 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:08,000 Speaker 4: a few ladies. I had a good time. Next day 43 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:12,240 Speaker 4: I get a message that says, hey, Joe, I had 44 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:14,480 Speaker 4: a great time last night. Winki face. 45 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:19,280 Speaker 1: Oh okay, something happened. 46 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:22,480 Speaker 4: I did hook up with a couple of late but 47 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:26,760 Speaker 4: I don't know who it is, why those. 48 00:02:26,639 --> 00:02:30,600 Speaker 5: Peoples like anything? What does hookup mean to you? 49 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:31,960 Speaker 4: Like? It's second base? 50 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:35,520 Speaker 1: Okay, okay, do you have any idea who the message 51 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:36,160 Speaker 1: is from? 52 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:38,280 Speaker 4: No idea, not at all. 53 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:39,600 Speaker 2: It's just a random number. 54 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:42,560 Speaker 4: I sat on it, I didn't send anything back, and 55 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:44,320 Speaker 4: then they sent me a second text. 56 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:45,440 Speaker 5: What is the second one? 57 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:45,720 Speaker 1: Say? 58 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:49,079 Speaker 4: They're like, I'm up for round two if you are? 59 00:02:50,639 --> 00:02:53,040 Speaker 5: Waa? And how does that make you feel? Joe? 60 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:55,360 Speaker 4: I mean, I feel like it's a slam dunk, but 61 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:57,480 Speaker 4: I want to make sure I know what I'm getting into. 62 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:03,000 Speaker 4: You're like skilled while you're blacked out, Like, dude, good 63 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:03,320 Speaker 4: for you. 64 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:05,920 Speaker 5: So, like, what are your options right now? 65 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:07,800 Speaker 3: You either show up to a place and just hope 66 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:08,919 Speaker 3: you recognize a person. 67 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:13,280 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's the best case scenario. Worst case scenario. 68 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:14,680 Speaker 4: Who knows how bad it gets? 69 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:16,679 Speaker 5: So have you responded at all? 70 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:19,360 Speaker 4: Not at all? Because I want to figure out what 71 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:20,440 Speaker 4: the perfect thing to send is. 72 00:03:20,639 --> 00:03:23,120 Speaker 2: Okay, well, let's start off with what we know. 73 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:26,240 Speaker 1: You said you think you made out with multiple women, 74 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:26,920 Speaker 1: at least two. 75 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:29,160 Speaker 2: Do you remember either of their names? 76 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:31,040 Speaker 4: No? 77 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:33,040 Speaker 2: Oh, you don't remember that even Hey, I. 78 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:33,720 Speaker 5: Feel you, Joe. 79 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:36,600 Speaker 4: Okay, there's there's backyard and there's bathroom. 80 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:41,320 Speaker 2: Okay, back girl and bathroom girl. Do you have a 81 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:42,480 Speaker 2: preference between the two? 82 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:45,240 Speaker 4: I like the bathroom one better. 83 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:48,880 Speaker 2: Okay, but you're not saying no. 84 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:52,400 Speaker 3: Back girl says this is guys talk about me after 85 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:52,920 Speaker 3: a party. 86 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:56,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, Now this is tricky because you're trying to figure 87 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:58,200 Speaker 1: it out. You can't say, hey, yeah, that was fun 88 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:01,640 Speaker 1: in the backyard, or never enter a bathroom the same 89 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:05,200 Speaker 1: way again. So what can we What can we say 90 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:07,800 Speaker 1: that's right in the middle, that doesn't give away he 91 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:09,600 Speaker 1: isn't sure who this person. 92 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:11,600 Speaker 3: Is, but we do want to still get some information 93 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:13,160 Speaker 3: from them to try to figure it out. 94 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:16,040 Speaker 2: Yes, I think we make a statement. We just say, oh, 95 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:18,920 Speaker 2: I think I'm still hungover and send a photo. 96 00:04:20,279 --> 00:04:20,920 Speaker 4: What about you? 97 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:24,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's smart. 98 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:25,560 Speaker 5: I don't know if he's going to remember what they 99 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:25,880 Speaker 5: look like. 100 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:28,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, well maybe that's a good opportunity. Here's a picture 101 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:31,960 Speaker 1: of my face hungover. Let's see a picture of yours hungover. 102 00:04:32,279 --> 00:04:35,679 Speaker 3: Or that's an instant turnoff hungover. 103 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:39,919 Speaker 2: Actually that's a good point. We're back at zero again. 104 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:43,520 Speaker 1: So what is something that's kind of flirtatious because we're 105 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:46,680 Speaker 1: trying to keep the door open for another connection to happen, 106 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:49,919 Speaker 1: but is also like who are you? 107 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:51,240 Speaker 5: What's the second text she said? 108 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:52,560 Speaker 4: Or it was just the one up? 109 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:55,760 Speaker 2: If you are okay, this person wants a round two? 110 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:58,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, what if you say where do you want round 111 00:04:58,839 --> 00:04:59,960 Speaker 3: two to happen this time? 112 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:01,480 Speaker 2: Yeah? 113 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:05,320 Speaker 5: And then cross our fingers that they say not the backyard. 114 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:05,280 Speaker 4: Or not. 115 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:09,400 Speaker 2: I want to be on the toilet again. We'll see. 116 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:11,360 Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, maybe what do you think 117 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:11,560 Speaker 1: of that? 118 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:12,240 Speaker 2: Joe? 119 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:14,760 Speaker 4: I don't know. I feel like I'm still leaving myself 120 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:17,360 Speaker 4: open to get screwed over if I said the wrong thing. Hmmm. 121 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:21,840 Speaker 3: Yeah, what's your idea? 122 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:23,320 Speaker 2: You could play completely dumb. 123 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:25,680 Speaker 4: Actually you're not playing dumb and just say, oh my god, 124 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:27,320 Speaker 4: I don't think I saved your number? 125 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:27,960 Speaker 2: Who is this? 126 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,839 Speaker 1: I mean, that might be a risky one because if 127 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:32,880 Speaker 1: you're the other person receiving that text, they might be 128 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:35,880 Speaker 1: offended thinking like, oh, you don't even remember me, you 129 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:40,000 Speaker 1: got multi. I mean, honestly, I hate to say this, 130 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:42,240 Speaker 1: but I kind of like I still like brooks first idea. 131 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:46,839 Speaker 3: Actually anyone said anything about it was like round two 132 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,280 Speaker 3: going down in the same spot, same spot. 133 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:49,800 Speaker 2: As last time. 134 00:05:49,839 --> 00:05:52,039 Speaker 1: And then you probably want to be suggestive with like 135 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:55,599 Speaker 1: a winkie face, maybe even the tongue out emoji with 136 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:56,479 Speaker 1: the one winking eye. 137 00:05:57,600 --> 00:05:59,440 Speaker 4: All right, you want to go with that one. 138 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:02,200 Speaker 1: Sure, or you can go with is round two going down? 139 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:08,400 Speaker 1: For real in flo Rida. Oh no, he's still big. 140 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:08,880 Speaker 3: Yeah. 141 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:11,640 Speaker 5: At state fairs all across the country's. 142 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:13,760 Speaker 2: Down place state fairs. Why don't we say we should 143 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:17,039 Speaker 2: go to a flow ride of concerts? Sometimes I think 144 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:18,280 Speaker 2: Brooke had the best idea. 145 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:20,560 Speaker 5: God, I love when Jeff says that, can you say 146 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:20,960 Speaker 5: it again? 147 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:24,960 Speaker 1: I'm saying it with extreme disappointment in his arms. 148 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:28,320 Speaker 3: Did cross it across his chest and he's slunk down 149 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:28,880 Speaker 3: in his chair? 150 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,600 Speaker 2: But what do you think about typing that? 151 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:31,360 Speaker 3: All? Right? 152 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:34,520 Speaker 4: So if I do a tongue out single ee emoji 153 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:37,479 Speaker 4: sounds great, same spot as last time, question mark and 154 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:38,760 Speaker 4: then the same emoji again? 155 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:40,719 Speaker 5: Why are the moojis first? 156 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:44,119 Speaker 2: I like, I like more emojis. 157 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:46,479 Speaker 4: It's like Spanish where you put the question marks on 158 00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:47,000 Speaker 4: both sides. 159 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:49,120 Speaker 3: I think you need to do like a haha after 160 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,799 Speaker 3: same spot as last time, because it's feeling really serious 161 00:06:51,839 --> 00:06:55,200 Speaker 3: the way you're responding instead of cute flirty. 162 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:57,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that's a good point, Brooke. 163 00:06:57,680 --> 00:06:59,400 Speaker 1: I mean maybe you can even toss in a toilet 164 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:02,280 Speaker 1: a toilet emoji. What if you're wrong, Well then they'll 165 00:07:02,279 --> 00:07:03,839 Speaker 1: be like what do you what does that mean? And 166 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:05,800 Speaker 1: you can say, oh sorry, my finger slipped. 167 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:07,560 Speaker 3: That's not bad because then you put the toilet and 168 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:09,280 Speaker 3: he's right, and then you'd be like, oh, sorry, my. 169 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:12,000 Speaker 5: Bad, I meant this one. And you send set. 170 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:13,200 Speaker 2: People mistake their text all the time. 171 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:16,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, all the people send me accidental toilet emoji all 172 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:17,480 Speaker 3: the time. 173 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:19,880 Speaker 5: You can always say the toilet represented my hangover. 174 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good, I actually like it. 175 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:25,600 Speaker 1: Okay, there's a lot of way we're still backpedal out 176 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:27,320 Speaker 1: of it if it goes wrong, but let's just toss 177 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:29,680 Speaker 1: one out there, so you you send. 178 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:30,800 Speaker 4: That, Okay. 179 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:37,760 Speaker 1: Maybe one of the sexiest text messages is we've ever 180 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:39,320 Speaker 1: crafted on this show, the. 181 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:42,840 Speaker 4: First time we've worked a toilet into the text. 182 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:44,800 Speaker 2: We're gonna come back. 183 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:48,160 Speaker 1: Hopefully this person, this mystery person, will respond to you 184 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:52,240 Speaker 1: and we can keep the momentum going with more textual healing. 185 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:57,080 Speaker 1: Right after this, we're in the middle of textual healing 186 00:07:57,160 --> 00:08:00,280 Speaker 1: with our listener Joe, who reached out because he needs 187 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:03,480 Speaker 1: our help figuring out who texted him the day after 188 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:05,320 Speaker 1: a big house party. 189 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:06,360 Speaker 2: Maybe was it the. 190 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:09,880 Speaker 1: Girl he made out with in the backyard or the 191 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:13,440 Speaker 1: girl he made out with in the bathroom, or is there. 192 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:15,800 Speaker 2: A mysterious other girl that we didn't need to bring 193 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:18,960 Speaker 2: up that. Yeah, he's like, I forgot about the kitchen girl. 194 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:22,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, he doesn't know because there's no name attached to 195 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:25,040 Speaker 1: the phone number. It's just a few messages saying had 196 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:27,640 Speaker 1: fun with you last night, up for around too soon. 197 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:30,040 Speaker 5: Even if there was a name, he doesn't remember the 198 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:31,120 Speaker 5: girl's name, it. 199 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,920 Speaker 2: Doesn't matter, It wouldn't be very clear. 200 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,439 Speaker 1: He doesn't want to give that away though, that he 201 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:39,000 Speaker 1: doesn't know who is texting and asked for our help 202 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,959 Speaker 1: and what to respond with the best thing we came 203 00:08:41,040 --> 00:08:44,120 Speaker 1: up with, And best is in quotations when I say 204 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:46,839 Speaker 1: this was for him to say, I'm down same place 205 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:51,079 Speaker 1: as last time. Wink emoji toilet emoji. Yes, yes, because 206 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:53,520 Speaker 1: you can always backtrack and say, oh oops that was 207 00:08:53,559 --> 00:08:54,000 Speaker 1: a mistake. 208 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:54,520 Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. 209 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:58,439 Speaker 1: So the question Joe is, has this mystery texture responded 210 00:08:58,480 --> 00:08:59,120 Speaker 1: to our message? 211 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:01,000 Speaker 4: Yeah, and it hasn't gotten better? 212 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,760 Speaker 5: Oh no, what do you mean? What did they say? 213 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:09,760 Speaker 4: Let's say no comprende laugh emoji? What does that mean? 214 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:12,280 Speaker 2: Oh so it must be the backyard girl. 215 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:15,880 Speaker 5: Yeah, right, isn't that better? Doesn't mean she didn't understand 216 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:16,640 Speaker 5: the toilet. 217 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:18,960 Speaker 1: Okay, So if I'm looking at the percentages right now, 218 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:22,360 Speaker 1: the bathroom girl went down to you about twenty percent. Yeah, 219 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:26,280 Speaker 1: backyard girl has gone up to sixty percent, and we 220 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:28,920 Speaker 1: still have about twenty percent left for mystery person. 221 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:31,560 Speaker 2: So now how do we clear this up? 222 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:34,000 Speaker 1: Because we can always say, sorry, my fingers slipped, I 223 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:35,120 Speaker 1: meant to hit hard emoji. 224 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:37,160 Speaker 4: Yeah. Do you have to say heart? 225 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:39,280 Speaker 5: Yeah? 226 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:41,160 Speaker 2: Okay, yellow heart emoji? 227 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:42,840 Speaker 5: My friendship her? 228 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:47,800 Speaker 1: I say yeah, sure, that's just backtracking. It doesn't get 229 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:50,320 Speaker 1: us any closer to the answer of this person. 230 00:09:50,559 --> 00:09:53,360 Speaker 5: So wait, wait, wait, she said, what again? No comprende. 231 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:56,959 Speaker 4: He said, no comprende. Then she put a laugh emoji, 232 00:09:57,280 --> 00:09:58,800 Speaker 4: and then she goes, what does that mean? 233 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:01,360 Speaker 2: Oh, actually translated herself. 234 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:03,280 Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't. 235 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:06,319 Speaker 2: Okay, well, we're trying to figure out her name or 236 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:06,959 Speaker 2: what she looks like. 237 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,480 Speaker 5: Like, what are we trying to find out about it? 238 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:09,720 Speaker 2: That's room or backyard? 239 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:12,600 Speaker 4: Okay, a name would jog my memory? 240 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:14,160 Speaker 5: Okay, what about this? What about this? 241 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:17,400 Speaker 3: You just say okay, fine, you pick the spot and 242 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:21,719 Speaker 3: then you leave her making the move on where to go. 243 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:22,520 Speaker 4: I like that. 244 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:24,559 Speaker 2: I like that a lot. You picked the spot and 245 00:10:24,679 --> 00:10:26,960 Speaker 2: I'll meet you there. But we still don't know who 246 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:29,480 Speaker 2: this person is exactly sure, but it might get us 247 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:31,800 Speaker 2: a little bit closer with her response. 248 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:35,000 Speaker 5: Yeah, so were ignoring her asking what he meant by 249 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:38,880 Speaker 5: the toilet? Ye, we just ignoring it. Okay, we're going 250 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:40,559 Speaker 5: to pretend like we don't know what that what she's 251 00:10:40,559 --> 00:10:41,120 Speaker 5: talking Okay. 252 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:43,000 Speaker 2: In fact, you could start with a laugh emoji like, ha, 253 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:45,679 Speaker 2: I'm not listening. Yeah, you should just react. You have 254 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:50,280 Speaker 2: an iPhone, you can laugh at their comment. That's right, okay, yeah, okay, 255 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:53,080 Speaker 2: ha ha, that's good, haha. 256 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:54,840 Speaker 5: That okay, Fine, you pick the spot? 257 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:55,440 Speaker 4: All right. 258 00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:58,400 Speaker 1: It's interesting advice from the only Samsung Galaxy owner in 259 00:10:58,520 --> 00:10:58,840 Speaker 1: the room. 260 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:01,040 Speaker 2: But I get crap from enough iPhone people. I know 261 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:05,000 Speaker 2: how to use. One idea of using this is coming 262 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:07,600 Speaker 2: in handy, So go ahead. Have you typed that out, Joe? 263 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:10,760 Speaker 4: Yeah, I did the laugh emoji and I just sent 264 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:12,720 Speaker 4: the okay, fine, you picked the spot. 265 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:17,240 Speaker 2: Okay, all right. That was so stressful just to say 266 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:23,760 Speaker 2: something so normous. It's so hard. It's not even our texts. 267 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:25,480 Speaker 2: We have nothing on the line here. 268 00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:28,040 Speaker 3: Oh my god, I would overanalyze this so bad after 269 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:29,560 Speaker 3: a party in making out with dudes. 270 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:31,520 Speaker 2: She's got to give us something after this. 271 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:32,920 Speaker 4: I just got an answer. 272 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:36,520 Speaker 2: This girl's invested in you. This is a good side. 273 00:11:36,559 --> 00:11:39,040 Speaker 5: What did she say, decision making good for us? 274 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:41,760 Speaker 4: She said, not sure what you're on? 275 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:44,959 Speaker 3: What that's it? That's it? 276 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:47,600 Speaker 4: And then she said, Alyssa said, you're coming to her 277 00:11:47,679 --> 00:11:51,840 Speaker 4: thing on Friday. So let's rewind last weekend over there. Hey, 278 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:53,680 Speaker 4: you're going to. 279 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:55,400 Speaker 5: Another house party and you're going to make out with 280 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:56,439 Speaker 5: another girl that you don't know. 281 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:58,280 Speaker 2: Do you know, Alissa? 282 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:00,760 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, she's in our friend been. She's throwing a 283 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:01,640 Speaker 4: rager this weekend. 284 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,679 Speaker 5: Okay, so does that give you a clue of who 285 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:06,400 Speaker 5: this woman is it's texting you? 286 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:08,959 Speaker 4: Well, yeah, but the thing is, now that I know 287 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,280 Speaker 4: if she's in our friend group, that just is even weirder. 288 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:14,480 Speaker 2: Does it give you any clue to being backyard girl? 289 00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:15,240 Speaker 2: Bathroom girl? 290 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:15,640 Speaker 1: Do you know? 291 00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:18,240 Speaker 4: No, it's not pointing either way. 292 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:21,240 Speaker 5: You're starting to feel useless to me. 293 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:22,679 Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. 294 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:24,720 Speaker 1: If you know if you belong in this friend group, 295 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,880 Speaker 1: what if you kissed somebody else who also has like 296 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:29,960 Speaker 1: a boyfriend or girlfriend Like yeah, actually, Jose, maybe that's 297 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,200 Speaker 1: the reason why they're texting from a brand new number, 298 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:35,600 Speaker 1: because they're hiding it from their significant other Bird Joe, 299 00:12:35,679 --> 00:12:36,960 Speaker 1: you're the secret third piece. 300 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:38,640 Speaker 5: We're at a party with all their friends and cheated 301 00:12:38,679 --> 00:12:43,920 Speaker 5: in front of everybody. Yeah, inside a bathroom. Elect were bad. 302 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:45,719 Speaker 2: Yeah, it makes it kind of naughty and fun. 303 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:46,280 Speaker 4: But is it? 304 00:12:46,679 --> 00:12:47,839 Speaker 2: I mean, at this point, do we need to be 305 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:50,000 Speaker 2: more direct and like start asking for a name. I 306 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:52,120 Speaker 2: really think we just go who is this? 307 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:53,280 Speaker 4: Yeah? 308 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:54,760 Speaker 2: I mean I mean something like that. 309 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:56,840 Speaker 1: But it's a little on the edge because you still 310 00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:59,400 Speaker 1: are risking offending them by saying I don't remember your name. 311 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:01,920 Speaker 3: They're talking about round two of a party then, right, 312 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:03,120 Speaker 3: they're not talking about hooking up. 313 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:04,360 Speaker 5: They're just saying run it back, Like. 314 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:07,000 Speaker 4: Run it back is fine, but round two means something 315 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:07,480 Speaker 4: else to me. 316 00:13:08,679 --> 00:13:13,520 Speaker 5: Maybe they just need round two like drinking. Yeah, maybe 317 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,760 Speaker 5: they did it. Maybe this isn't a person you made 318 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:16,360 Speaker 5: out with at all. 319 00:13:16,559 --> 00:13:18,160 Speaker 2: This could be one of your like anybody. 320 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:21,079 Speaker 4: Yes, I made out with a lot of people, so 321 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:21,640 Speaker 4: I doubt it. 322 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:25,079 Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I don't know. 323 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:27,040 Speaker 3: I feel like this whole thing has just been some 324 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:29,880 Speaker 3: humble brag to tell us everybody on the radio, how 325 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:31,480 Speaker 3: many people you make out with at parties? 326 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:31,800 Speaker 2: Yeah? 327 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:35,160 Speaker 1: I am jealous for sure of you so it's working, 328 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:37,160 Speaker 1: but we still need to figure it this person out. 329 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:39,600 Speaker 1: Would it be a good hint to ask, like, who 330 00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:42,640 Speaker 1: are you coming with to Alyssa's event? That give a 331 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:45,360 Speaker 1: clue which particular friend they hang out with them? 332 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:47,000 Speaker 5: I like that, Jess. 333 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,480 Speaker 2: Okay, they could just say my wife. 334 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:51,559 Speaker 1: That's a fun fun Okay, Well, that would give you 335 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:52,600 Speaker 1: a little bit of a clue. 336 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:55,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's the best idea we have right now. 337 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:56,520 Speaker 2: How do you feel about texting it? 338 00:13:57,559 --> 00:13:58,679 Speaker 4: I'm down. Let's go for it. 339 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:03,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the probably riskiest one we've said for real. 340 00:14:03,559 --> 00:14:03,960 Speaker 2: Let's see. 341 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:05,680 Speaker 3: Well, I mean I think it's going to give us 342 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:09,319 Speaker 3: the most information. Yeah, probably just started with this to 343 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:09,880 Speaker 3: be honest. 344 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:13,319 Speaker 1: Okay, he sent it, but yeah, at the time, we 345 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,480 Speaker 1: didn't know that this person was also going to Alyssa's 346 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:18,920 Speaker 1: house party. And it's someone that's in the tight social groups. 347 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:20,600 Speaker 5: So been in a house party in so long? 348 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:27,400 Speaker 3: I want to go to Alyssa's hot. 349 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:26,040 Speaker 2: You would be a good backyard girl. 350 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:30,080 Speaker 5: Oh dude, I can guarantee, I mean out with more people. 351 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:39,440 Speaker 4: Than this guy. I love making out. I got an answer. 352 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:43,560 Speaker 2: Okay, are we any closer to knowing who this person is? 353 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:48,480 Speaker 4: You know, I mean not Yeah, yes, I mean there's 354 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:51,440 Speaker 4: a nickname. But that's as close as I can get closer. 355 00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:52,680 Speaker 2: What does it say? 356 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:56,320 Speaker 4: It said, if we play Angus and his girlfriend again, 357 00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:58,400 Speaker 4: let me shoot first, we'll dominate them. 358 00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:02,080 Speaker 5: Like beer play what or basketball? 359 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:05,120 Speaker 4: It's beer pong parties. 360 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,560 Speaker 5: Did you play beer pong with the girl that you 361 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:08,120 Speaker 5: made out with? 362 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:11,000 Speaker 4: I didn't make out with her. We just played beer pong. 363 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:14,760 Speaker 1: Oh okay, so it sounds like it's not the backyard 364 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:17,840 Speaker 1: girl and it's not the bathroom girl. It's mystery girl 365 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:20,280 Speaker 1: number three, beer Pong girl, beer Pong girl. 366 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:25,960 Speaker 4: Yeah, we didn't make out with No, not really my type. 367 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:27,800 Speaker 2: Wait, what do you mean she's not your type? You 368 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:28,960 Speaker 2: said everybody's your type. 369 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:32,560 Speaker 4: Well, if I had to rank them, toilet girl goes first, 370 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:35,040 Speaker 4: then backyard girl break beer Pong's not even in the game. 371 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:41,320 Speaker 5: You're seeing really ungrateful right now. We're helping you out 372 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:42,480 Speaker 5: for next weekend. 373 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:43,720 Speaker 4: Drunk you game were your number? 374 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:46,000 Speaker 2: You called this on yourself. Yeah, so are you gonna 375 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:47,800 Speaker 2: actually meet up with beer Pong Girl? 376 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:51,120 Speaker 4: Yeah? I guess, But I'm more disappointed that backyard Girl 377 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:52,880 Speaker 4: and toilet Girl don't want to do Round two with me. 378 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:55,760 Speaker 3: Wow, Okay, I'm sure you'll a new bathroom and backyard 379 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:56,960 Speaker 3: girl at the next party. Yeah. 380 00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,840 Speaker 1: If you text us the address, brookell show up. She 381 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:01,680 Speaker 1: can be all three for you at the It's a triple. 382 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,240 Speaker 5: Don't worry. I'll bring my husband to. 383 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,480 Speaker 4: Faking Jeffrey in the morning. 384 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,160 Speaker 1: Well, you know what they say, beggars can't be choosers, 385 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:16,440 Speaker 1: and unfortunately for Joe, he's kind of trying to be 386 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:17,000 Speaker 1: too beggy. 387 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:20,920 Speaker 5: Yes, to choose, you choosey, whatever it was does a 388 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:24,360 Speaker 5: begging down. He doesn't care of your name. 389 00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:27,840 Speaker 1: No, he was really disappointed that it wasn't bathroom Girl 390 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:31,720 Speaker 1: his top choice. It wasn't even his backup choice backyard Girl. 391 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:34,120 Speaker 1: Now he's stuck with beer Pong. 392 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:37,040 Speaker 5: Lady, which she could be the cutest and the best 393 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:39,480 Speaker 5: out of all of them. He just doesn't remember drinking 394 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:40,000 Speaker 5: too much. 395 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:42,480 Speaker 2: I just hope she never finds out that she's ranked 396 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:43,560 Speaker 2: lower than toilet girls. 397 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,480 Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that is messed up. 398 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:46,080 Speaker 4: I don't know why. 399 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:47,040 Speaker 2: It just rubs me the wrong. 400 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:48,920 Speaker 5: Well, it's not a great nickname totally. 401 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:51,920 Speaker 1: It's weird that he suddenly had standards out of the blue. 402 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:54,880 Speaker 1: The thing is, we don't have any standards on this show, 403 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:58,000 Speaker 1: not for our listeners, not for ourselves. We love you 404 00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:59,840 Speaker 1: no matter where we may have hooked up with you. 405 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:03,520 Speaker 2: That's right, That is right, jeff You know we probably have. Yes, 406 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:05,080 Speaker 2: and so hey follow our. 407 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:07,760 Speaker 3: Socials at Brook and Jeffrey and shoot us a d M. 408 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,359 Speaker 3: Remind us where it happened.