WEBVTT - Darius McCrary

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<v Speaker 1>Calgary Audio. What's up? Welcome to mother Sucker with Michael Blacks,

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<v Speaker 1>brought to you by I Heart Radio, Calvary Audio, and

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<v Speaker 1>the Black Effect Podcast Network. Hey man says, welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another episode of you mask Out with me and your

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<v Speaker 1>host Michael Blockson. And of course I have my Chinese

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<v Speaker 1>best friend who's drinking to kill it right now, getting

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<v Speaker 1>drunk and getting ready for the show before when we

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<v Speaker 1>get the show started, I have a special guest, this

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<v Speaker 1>Nick Guys, a very good friend of mine. Uh. He's

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<v Speaker 1>known as the president of the Grouping Committee and also

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<v Speaker 1>the future President of the United States. And you guys

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<v Speaker 1>also known for having the best headline in Hollywood. You

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<v Speaker 1>guys forty four with a tony four year old headline.

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<v Speaker 1>This guy's also a singer and actor. Has been in

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<v Speaker 1>various movies and television, most notable from the hit show

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<v Speaker 1>Family Matters. Isn't my nigue is here? Of course? Said

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<v Speaker 1>Eddie Whistlowary is in the house tonight, my co host,

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<v Speaker 1>Chinese best friend. What's going on? Oh? Nothing much, Mike.

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<v Speaker 1>The clothing you're wearing today in a special podcast, it

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<v Speaker 1>looks very endangered. What kind of animals died for those sweaters.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not cowd It's gotta be some kind of a dear.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks like something smaller, like a squirrel from Africa.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I like best about wearing leather? I

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<v Speaker 1>could never be hungry. If I ever get hungry, I

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<v Speaker 1>just eat this. You're right, man, that's very smart. But fashion.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm a big believer in fashion. I think

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<v Speaker 1>you alwaysh you wear something that nobody else gonna wear.

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<v Speaker 1>I have. I always feel like I have to be

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<v Speaker 1>different than anybody else. You know. I did see a

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<v Speaker 1>new article that you're a fashion icon and living at

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<v Speaker 1>the line again. Might take Shaquille O'Neil trying to steal

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<v Speaker 1>your sweater and Joe Biden try to steal your sweater.

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<v Speaker 1>Those are coats, not sweat. You still my sweater? You

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<v Speaker 1>have to quarantine the fucking sweater for two weeks after.

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<v Speaker 1>But that was before quarantine. It was it was before then.

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<v Speaker 1>But now, but um, I mean, I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>just like to look different and crazy like this. I

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<v Speaker 1>forgot where the funk I know I got this ship

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<v Speaker 1>somewhere on fucking Hollywood somewhere. But it's all about fashion. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate people that just look regular, not to suspect

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<v Speaker 1>to you, man, what the funk are you wearing? I'm

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<v Speaker 1>wearying like fashion Over probably, you know, fucking fashion fashion Over.

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<v Speaker 1>But not make that because Cardi b will be very

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<v Speaker 1>upset if fashion Over wears that. Yeah, where do you

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<v Speaker 1>get all your clothing? Michael Blackson? Different places. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>like to shop in the same place. I like to

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<v Speaker 1>go different places just to throw my audience off. You

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<v Speaker 1>can't let a motherfucker know. If you can stop in

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<v Speaker 1>one place, people are gonna track away you shop. I

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<v Speaker 1>like shopping different places, you know, keep them motherfucking suspicious.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, every time I go with YouTube versacchally,

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<v Speaker 1>you spend like most agents spending a car dealership. One time,

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<v Speaker 1>he spent thousand dollars. Don't try to hype me up.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that one time when you bought that swear,

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<v Speaker 1>at least you brought like I think you spent fourteen thousand.

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<v Speaker 1>I think one time. But the reason why I spent

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<v Speaker 1>forty because I brought thousand dollars worth of stuff of

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<v Speaker 1>fourteen thou Oh yeah, you like discount. I love discount

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<v Speaker 1>out the shopping in places on sale. I don't go

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<v Speaker 1>buying regular price for nothing. Everything I have on either

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<v Speaker 1>going on sale, ben on sale, or will be on

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<v Speaker 1>sale very soon, and they just gave me a pre

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<v Speaker 1>sale price. How's the kid, man, how's your son? He's

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<v Speaker 1>doing good. I think he just turned two and a

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<v Speaker 1>half yesterday, two and a half. So he's born Like

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<v Speaker 1>exactly was he born to lipa? I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>leaper is, but he was born in April eighteen. Yeen,

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<v Speaker 1>you just had him two years. I think like when

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<v Speaker 1>he was six months old. You took that video with

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<v Speaker 1>him over there. Yeah, he's hating your something hating me

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<v Speaker 1>for a very long time. Oh. You know. The funny

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<v Speaker 1>thing is it's true story. I walked him today. I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I walked the dog today. Go daday, I want to

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<v Speaker 1>come with you. And then he saw a guy in

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<v Speaker 1>a roast roys and he goes, Mike, Yeah, I thought

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<v Speaker 1>it was you. I was like, what color rose Royce white?

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<v Speaker 1>But it was a smaller one, so I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>not every black man is Mike. Okay, I think that's

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<v Speaker 1>what he's uh what he sees Mike? What are you wearing? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>I get this fancy limit edition Louis Biton shoes that

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<v Speaker 1>a famous comedian gave me Michael blacks On, that's you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that was Christmas like two years ago, not like

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas before last. Yeah, that first Christmas here, Thanks Mike.

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<v Speaker 1>They said, usually when you buy somebody's shoes, walk out

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<v Speaker 1>your life and you have to still here. So I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't see the ship didn't work. What did you say again,

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<v Speaker 1>when you buy somebody's shoes, they usually walk out of

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<v Speaker 1>your life. Yeah, still ship. That was a You gave

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<v Speaker 1>me shoes for me to walk out, and then you

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<v Speaker 1>gave me another shoe two weeks ago. Yeah. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know you liked me that much to walk away in

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<v Speaker 1>your life. But you never believe you know something. It

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<v Speaker 1>just shows that you're just here forever man. Yeah, thanks,

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<v Speaker 1>you're welcome. Who like, you're a nice guy. What jans wearing?

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<v Speaker 1>This one is jeans from one of your friends. Gave

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<v Speaker 1>me the guy that came here and gave us tackos

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<v Speaker 1>one time. Oh the jeans guy, right, yeah, the jeans guy.

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<v Speaker 1>So you've got a lot of apreciation. You didn't pay

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<v Speaker 1>for none of your Yeah, I said, like probably thousand

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<v Speaker 1>dollars last year with all your friends, and then you

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<v Speaker 1>gave me two African clothes yesterday. But the problem is

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<v Speaker 1>it was a triple X sale between the alcohol and

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<v Speaker 1>the fucking Filipino food. You're gonna fit it soon. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm one of the guys endangered for COVID nineteen. I

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<v Speaker 1>was the risk. Have you talked to test yet for

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<v Speaker 1>COVID fu Yeah, I've took him four tests. I want

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<v Speaker 1>the Tyres house yesterday, Tyrese my homies, and Tyres is

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<v Speaker 1>so scared of COVID. This league gives out COVID tests

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<v Speaker 1>before you enter his house. You know who catches COVID,

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<v Speaker 1>and most of them is too scared of COVID. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a guy that just know always work condom

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<v Speaker 1>and then one day you take that condom off and

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<v Speaker 1>you catch fucking clamdia. You know it's true, but so

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<v Speaker 1>you take the test and then you wait around for

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<v Speaker 1>ten minutes. It's a blood test. It's come like ten

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<v Speaker 1>minutes and then need to tell you what ten minutes? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's pretty fast. I was at his house four days ago.

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<v Speaker 1>I took the test, went yesterday for a meeting. This

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<v Speaker 1>Niga made me take a test again. I'm like, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't get COVID four days motherfucker. I didn't get the

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<v Speaker 1>ship in since COVID started. If anybody should have, Coronavia

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<v Speaker 1>shouldn't have people you performed live on. The conclusion I

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<v Speaker 1>came up with is Corona is scared of me. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I believes so. So yes, I took out. So I've tooken.

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<v Speaker 1>But when I want to Africa, I had to took

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<v Speaker 1>a test before I went, and I took a test

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<v Speaker 1>when I landed. So I've taken four tests in the

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<v Speaker 1>last thirty days. Wow, yeah, this is this test. Get

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<v Speaker 1>out of my funk all this COVID. I think they

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<v Speaker 1>gave you the wrong test. They should test you for

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<v Speaker 1>a bowler. Well, America is not wear by a boiler

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<v Speaker 1>right now, American wumping them at the time. Motherfucker out

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<v Speaker 1>care they didn't got rid of boiler. They don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>They're staring it right in the face right now, motherfucker

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<v Speaker 1>Amy Bowler, Well, you know the moment that Tyrese fucking

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<v Speaker 1>asked you to take a test, you should have told

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<v Speaker 1>them it's like, how are you gonna act like that?

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<v Speaker 1>That's like going on like that? How we be ta?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you gonna act like that? Let's go back.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to go back a little bit, like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I grew up in the nineties to write, like what

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<v Speaker 1>your favorite sit com from the nineties, My favorite city coming?

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<v Speaker 1>It's uh two thousand, early two thousand nineties around, we're

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<v Speaker 1>talking about Corona. I got chicken pox. So when do

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<v Speaker 1>you get a chicken pox? Old? Were you seventeen? I

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<v Speaker 1>think no, No, ninety sixty and sixty seventeen. The same

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<v Speaker 1>ship happened to me. So you know when I got

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<v Speaker 1>sucking chicken pox the week before my fucking prom. So

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<v Speaker 1>I was. I was running for a prom king and

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<v Speaker 1>they reason where I didn't win was because they found

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<v Speaker 1>out I had chicken pots didn't think I was gonna

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<v Speaker 1>come to the prom. I ended up curing like a

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<v Speaker 1>day before the prom. I still went there with a

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<v Speaker 1>fucking bump on my fucking one piece of bump that

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<v Speaker 1>was almost out on my fucking face. That's crazy, he

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<v Speaker 1>said that. But you made it through that to the prom.

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<v Speaker 1>You know that the dours of night I got my

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<v Speaker 1>first pussy. Anyway, there's no difference. That's another show. When

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<v Speaker 1>the last the first of my cot my pussy, that's

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<v Speaker 1>a whole different story. Hm. Oh yeah, I was stuck

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<v Speaker 1>at home with chicken pox. Ititching everywhere, and I couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>go any work. I'n't do anything. And this television that

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<v Speaker 1>we had it was like Family Matters. And then I

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<v Speaker 1>watched like eighty nine. I watched all the episodes because

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<v Speaker 1>of that, you know, coming from Africa, we watched like

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<v Speaker 1>this way before Family Limit Matters, we watched Different Strokes,

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<v Speaker 1>the Jeffersence. Oh my god, what's the other one is

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<v Speaker 1>Different Strokes? Because why no, no, no that I'm talking.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking. I'm going to eighties, don't go to the

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<v Speaker 1>nine eighties. Nineties. Of course, we had like you know,

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<v Speaker 1>Fresh Prince Family Matters, Oh my goodness, that was a

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<v Speaker 1>b of course. And he had one of my favorite one,

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<v Speaker 1>one of my favorite one, the one with the white

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<v Speaker 1>guy with a crazy father and the kids. They had

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<v Speaker 1>a daughter with a big titt that was so stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the shoe guy. He sells shoes with the show

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<v Speaker 1>case with children, marriage, marriage and courage. This I tell you, bro.

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<v Speaker 1>But Family Matters had been one our favorite shows. Urco

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<v Speaker 1>was remind me so much of myself coming from Africa.

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<v Speaker 1>How to just tease me all the time? You know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, they just clowned this kid all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>That was my life. I was an urcle with our glass.

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<v Speaker 1>You are urkle before, but now you are a stay funk.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a ladies man. You're the African Kingdom coming in

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<v Speaker 1>the ladiest man. We're talking about family matters. Yeah, special guests.

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<v Speaker 1>Finally it was Afford a real guest. Yes, Mike, I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to tell you our celebrity guests for tonight. It's

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<v Speaker 1>the real Eddie Winslow. Mr Jared's McCurry. Yes, and he

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<v Speaker 1>still looked like he's still it's the Winslow man. It

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<v Speaker 1>is so good a Winslow look. Shopping as you're my

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<v Speaker 1>Niga man, you know, I mean, Mike, you know you're

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<v Speaker 1>a fashion easter. So I have clothes over. I have

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<v Speaker 1>to have to No, we don't, Mike. I have to

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<v Speaker 1>make sure I'm clean, man, whenever I'm in your presence,

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<v Speaker 1>because you know, you know, you make a nigger step

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<v Speaker 1>their game up. Man. You know damn s. But I

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<v Speaker 1>want some ship like this, Mike. I want you to

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<v Speaker 1>take you back to my African roots. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>kill you want to wear dinner, motherfucker. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>kill for my meal and kill for my loincloth. Like

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<v Speaker 1>this makes me feel like a man, Like you can't

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<v Speaker 1>even be a man, Na, Na, you can't even be

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<v Speaker 1>a man in America. No more, Niga. This makes you

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<v Speaker 1>feel like a real gangster. That then you're like a

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<v Speaker 1>camp Right now, he looks like how many different people

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<v Speaker 1>he looked like? Right now? I say, I've passed it

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<v Speaker 1>without a church. What do you think? He looks like.

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<v Speaker 1>He looks like a multi million dollar least thing. I

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<v Speaker 1>like that. Oh and he said, uh, when I first

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<v Speaker 1>got my first car, Universal city needs some salesman, let me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm running for president in win with Winslow. That's the term.

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<v Speaker 1>That is our that is our slogan. I'm serious, he's running.

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<v Speaker 1>I have some very powerful political people who are going

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<v Speaker 1>to be backing this campaign, and we're going to run

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<v Speaker 1>in four You want to give you more, Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>you know the first thing when it's I mean, I'm happy.

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<v Speaker 1>We need the thing about it? This election was so

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<v Speaker 1>it was just it wasn't great competition, you know, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it was like a bad episode of w w E.

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<v Speaker 1>I just kept waiting for Bernie Sanders to come out

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<v Speaker 1>with a chair and smack Joe over the head. Boy.

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<v Speaker 1>You know that's my friends. We're gonna party next week

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<v Speaker 1>at the White House. I love Joe. You know, his

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<v Speaker 1>son is a good friend of mine, you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>one that lives here right. Yes, Yeah, he's been He's

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<v Speaker 1>real quiet because he has some issues and stuff. And

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<v Speaker 1>when his brother died, man, and that's what people are

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<v Speaker 1>not talking about. He really lost. He was a serious

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<v Speaker 1>law us in that family, you know. And that's why

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<v Speaker 1>Joe doesn't look the same. But you know what, onto

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<v Speaker 1>two greater things, Mike, I want to give you this

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<v Speaker 1>bag and this is half of the Winslow This is

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<v Speaker 1>the parent company of the Winslow brand. This is HRG,

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<v Speaker 1>which which stands for Habits Reflect Greatness man. And Mike,

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to tell you you have reflected greatness

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<v Speaker 1>for for over two decades now, man, because people don't

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<v Speaker 1>understand how how serious it is for you to have

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<v Speaker 1>an opportunity to have lines in the movie. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I was known in Hollywood. Man. I used to give

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<v Speaker 1>cats my lines because I wanted them to get a

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<v Speaker 1>sad card. I would have lines and I say I

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<v Speaker 1>don't need them lines, Man. I have to go to

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<v Speaker 1>the director and I say, can my man had him

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<v Speaker 1>have him because I was, well, you know how hard

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<v Speaker 1>to get him a sack now, so you can't get

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<v Speaker 1>sacty talking in a in a show in the show.

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<v Speaker 1>So we would have hardly is what they would call

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<v Speaker 1>it back then, and you would sign a waiver and

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<v Speaker 1>you get your lines, you know, so to help you out.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the suit of an executive. It's not a

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<v Speaker 1>real estate and it's not a pastor because don't wanna

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<v Speaker 1>have nothing to do religion. Call him nigga um, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not taking the offering. It is strong and long. Even

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<v Speaker 1>though it's long, Oh mama, tumbo game is right on one,

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<v Speaker 1>like I don't give you this. This is for you, brother,

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<v Speaker 1>that's you, you know. Yeah, man, you can run and

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<v Speaker 1>work out in this. It's a Hoodie'm gonna bring you

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<v Speaker 1>one more time. This is my ploy to make sure

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<v Speaker 1>y'all have me back on the show, even though I

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<v Speaker 1>don't tell you that I had a future president on

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<v Speaker 1>the show before. Hey man, we're gonna if I'm in

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<v Speaker 1>the White House, you know you got to be there,

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<v Speaker 1>my niga. So if you did get in, let's say

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<v Speaker 1>the point. Ain't got the start because it's like this

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<v Speaker 1>is c D. It's not t A C C D D. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>c D D D D d D. It's a difference.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a cd D brand. It's called winds Slow,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, and it's fully license. It's got no Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>you can ship cb D, you can't ship c C

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<v Speaker 1>you can ship CBD, and CBD is completely legal. And

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<v Speaker 1>even in the states where th C is not legal,

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<v Speaker 1>they have CBD centers. But what we're doing is we

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<v Speaker 1>have centers that are going to help people. We're working

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<v Speaker 1>on mental health screenings and people find out that the

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<v Speaker 1>health benefits of CBD is so amazing. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>get people office an X. I want to get people

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<v Speaker 1>off of oxy cotton. I want to get people sex addiction.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you get him? I got cb dlube for for

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<v Speaker 1>people in sex addiction. It's okay because they're feeble to

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<v Speaker 1>be it's okay, it's okay. Let me say it out.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me say it's okay. Don't worry about it. It's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been there, brother, I've been there. I've got kid. Brother.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you what I did was I use my cv

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<v Speaker 1>dlube and I made her come more than me. See

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<v Speaker 1>when I when I saw the fact that I made

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<v Speaker 1>her come more than me. I said, I can't, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't do this. I can't. I just I can't continue

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<v Speaker 1>to do this. And when I do this, I have

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<v Speaker 1>to administer it with care, because just to turner motherfucker

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<v Speaker 1>into a into a wild, raging beast, and we can't

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<v Speaker 1>have that. I don't want to have nobody jumping on

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<v Speaker 1>the back of my car like like the YouTube video.

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<v Speaker 1>But the young lady whose name will remain name, listen all,

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<v Speaker 1>I know who she is, but she was jumping on

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<v Speaker 1>the back of my car for a reason. And that

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<v Speaker 1>was before I ain't been in my CBD. This is

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<v Speaker 1>the Mother Tucker Podcast with Michael Blockson. Thank you for

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<v Speaker 1>tuning in. Be sure to subscribe Great Coming Ship whenever

0:16:31.720 --> 0:16:41.760
<v Speaker 1>you listen to the podcasts. Yeah, CDD, have you have

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<v Speaker 1>a question for you? A bit took a took a

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<v Speaker 1>red eye and pop up to my crib way three

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<v Speaker 1>thousand miles And Michael, when you look at that and

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<v Speaker 1>you see what you do to them, you have to

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<v Speaker 1>look at it and you have to make sure that

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<v Speaker 1>you don't unleash the beasts like that. It would help curb.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't give the beast to everybody sometimes you can't

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<v Speaker 1>get the deluxe package. Sometimes you want to cut my

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<v Speaker 1>dick off and leave it at home when I you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to take it with you. I don't know. No,

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<v Speaker 1>don't do that because that's marriage. What you do is

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<v Speaker 1>you make sure you tell them they pussy by the door,

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<v Speaker 1>don't bring the pussy in the house. No, leave that motherfucker.

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<v Speaker 1>She's not bring the pussy I don't want in the house.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why they're going in the more thumbo. That's it.

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<v Speaker 1>They come to see thumb. So this is you, guys

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<v Speaker 1>wanting for president. We're gonna vote. Please, don't fucking lie.

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, if they be president, they're gonna look

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<v Speaker 1>up your background. What's bad on your background? They will

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<v Speaker 1>find that could probably make you lose a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>anything I do. I don't have a problem with it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I have lots of holes. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>love the ladies. I'm a ladies man. That's just what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean. Every president like they build back to JFK.

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<v Speaker 1>Jeff in my row not Brothon brothers had her. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm just gonna keep in the buck. There's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be all types of ladies that are gonna pop out

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<v Speaker 1>from my back house, and it's fine. I'm okay with that.

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<v Speaker 1>We do need Chinese best because we have to make

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<v Speaker 1>sure as we've seen that that race, relations with relations

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<v Speaker 1>period with China stay good. Everybody's worried about North Korea,

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<v Speaker 1>but North Korea didn't do shit. China unleash the beasts

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<v Speaker 1>on Trump. I don't want to be Trump. We gotta

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<v Speaker 1>make sure the Chinese bestias in pocket. Any But there's

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<v Speaker 1>one problem. Yes, Michael me Chines's best friend from I'm

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<v Speaker 1>actually found the Philippines. Don't tell nobody, shut up, don't

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<v Speaker 1>out man, let that out. He don't know what he's

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<v Speaker 1>talking about. It it's alcohol, the China virus, China, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it might you. We gonna ask any Wins though a

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<v Speaker 1>very good question about his family matters years. Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>just want to know, you know, I mean, you was

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<v Speaker 1>like a star from media still as a star. I

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<v Speaker 1>just want to know, like I'm in were saying like

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<v Speaker 1>groupie stories, Man, oh my god, you have a good one,

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<v Speaker 1>like you know what, Mike. Back then, man, groupies were

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<v Speaker 1>not looked at as a negative thing and and groupies

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<v Speaker 1>the way they got the term in the name groupies

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<v Speaker 1>because they were there to support the group which so

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<v Speaker 1>they I mean like rock stars needed the closed the city,

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<v Speaker 1>They needed a home cook meal, they needed they yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they needed somewhere to lounge and chill before the show

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<v Speaker 1>because checking time for the hotels might have been, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>three o'clock. And they really shifted on rock stars. Back

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<v Speaker 1>in the day, they weren't pleased to have these guys

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<v Speaker 1>check into their hotels. So the groupies have allowed them

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<v Speaker 1>to come to their homes. They would do the laundry,

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<v Speaker 1>they would cook group people ruth. Back in the day, man,

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<v Speaker 1>groupies were amazing. I mean the young ladies they used

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<v Speaker 1>to meet us, used to show up with with gifts

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<v Speaker 1>and it was it was it was almost like what

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<v Speaker 1>it was a pleasure for you to see. It was amazing. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>they come to just can we get it's like that

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<v Speaker 1>now listen, that's how we make the bites that come

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<v Speaker 1>to my dishes sucking dirty. Now, that's that's not a groupie.

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<v Speaker 1>That's something else. That's that's that's some free singles. Yeah, ratchet,

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<v Speaker 1>greedy bitch. It was some people. We need to make

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<v Speaker 1>groupies great again. Yeah, grouping organization, and it was gonna

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<v Speaker 1>make you made in Joanna group is great again. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what hold on that that that we gotta

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<v Speaker 1>be king because we win with wins I was just joking.

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<v Speaker 1>That's on the back of the T shirt where with

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<v Speaker 1>Winslow make groupies great again. I don't worry and this

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<v Speaker 1>is just Michael Blacks and nobody can take sis. Just

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<v Speaker 1>noticed you at least have two votes man for president.

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<v Speaker 1>It might be the only might be the only vote

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<v Speaker 1>you have. You kidding? You helped get Joe Biden elected.

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<v Speaker 1>I did have Joe body where I liked the man

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<v Speaker 1>shout out to my homie Joe. But I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what if Trump leaves the White House yet still he's

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<v Speaker 1>still there. Man. If I think I think they should

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<v Speaker 1>get Trump don't want to leave. I think he's homeless, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Trump is gonna be like one of the family member

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<v Speaker 1>that say, hey, can I stay here to get on

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<v Speaker 1>my feet? You know what I mean? And then you

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<v Speaker 1>guy never leave? What job should it give Trump? Just like,

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<v Speaker 1>what job? What job would you? Man? Mike, I've died

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<v Speaker 1>because that's what you said. They should give him a

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<v Speaker 1>thirty five thousand like they don't pay minim and wage

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<v Speaker 1>at the White House. Yeah, Trump like thirty five thousand

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<v Speaker 1>a year. But what should he do? I said, you

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<v Speaker 1>should be the bathroom attendant. You know, you bad the

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<v Speaker 1>bathroom car after I'm no, he's not driving my fun.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't drop trumping. No, make that neigue got a

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<v Speaker 1>fucking bathroom attended. Yet. You know what, since he likes

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<v Speaker 1>tweeting so much, maybe he could be the official social

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<v Speaker 1>media manager for the White House. For the White House,

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<v Speaker 1>but why did you take his tooth pay and just

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<v Speaker 1>watch that that bullshit out? The House is going to

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<v Speaker 1>give him access to his twee account. So I feel

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<v Speaker 1>really bad for him. Man, he was like in like

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<v Speaker 1>something like five million dollars in debt. All the banks

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<v Speaker 1>have canceled him. They said that. Yeah, like I'm saying,

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<v Speaker 1>it's funked up about the fucked up about this. So

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<v Speaker 1>the Simpsons, they're the ones who predicted his presidency. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you know they also predicted his death next year. No,

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<v Speaker 1>they don't want to wish anybody did know, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, just we like him. We don't want him

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<v Speaker 1>to stand down and stand by Yeah right, yeah, we

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<v Speaker 1>wanted forever. I'll be really upset. Don't die from my

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<v Speaker 1>act everybody's gonna lose. The night shows are done. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>talk about make groupies great again. Let's get our female

0:23:08.680 --> 0:23:15.520
<v Speaker 1>guests in here. She's the first one. Is not a

0:23:15.560 --> 0:23:19.239
<v Speaker 1>group She's actually a super duper star. She she um.

0:23:19.440 --> 0:23:21.720
<v Speaker 1>She did a few episodes of General Hospital. She's on

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<v Speaker 1>the she's on the show. Now what network competition. We're

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna gang bang up in here. Today, you show

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<v Speaker 1>Amazon falling falling. Let's get a big Today is titty

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<v Speaker 1>tuesy to me. I'm into It's titty date. Every Tuesday

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<v Speaker 1>for me is titty tusy, and I needed some titties

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<v Speaker 1>in the house. Let's get a big game for I

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<v Speaker 1>beat the tali yet dinies, tis dines, titties. Welcome Michael

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<v Speaker 1>Blocks and show God I love and I have to

0:23:57.440 --> 0:23:58.960
<v Speaker 1>you know, first I got do, I got guests, those

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<v Speaker 1>titty size you know, it's it's titty Tuesday every day

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<v Speaker 1>in my life. Michael, You're welcome, all right. So y'all

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<v Speaker 1>both look like you have the same size backs. I'm

0:24:12.640 --> 0:24:15.560
<v Speaker 1>gonna go with you. See thirty four thirty two, right,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not no thirties, you're thirty two and Michael thirty six. Win.

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<v Speaker 1>He left your back outside, Michael, I know you're professional.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I make a suggestion? Go ahead? I think it

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<v Speaker 1>will help you if they put their titties on your forehead,

0:24:30.640 --> 0:24:33.440
<v Speaker 1>that will help you guess the size better. On my forehead. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they had to put their titties on your forehead. That's

0:24:35.280 --> 0:24:40.520
<v Speaker 1>gonna help you because you get closer to the very small.

0:24:41.160 --> 0:24:44.520
<v Speaker 1>It's gonna help. He needed you have to put it

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<v Speaker 1>on your forehead. I put it put it on forehead.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah, see see dirty sex. You are dirty

0:25:07.240 --> 0:25:33.800
<v Speaker 1>four dangerous? Yeah, yes, just one right they do? Yeah, ladies,

0:25:34.520 --> 0:25:37.320
<v Speaker 1>titty dance. I know like you you know you guys

0:25:37.400 --> 0:25:39.440
<v Speaker 1>that you probably not work us basically like a titty

0:25:39.520 --> 0:25:47.520
<v Speaker 1>dance that happens when you get that. All right, I

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<v Speaker 1>have one question for the ladies, so I know I

0:25:52.040 --> 0:25:54.680
<v Speaker 1>want to know what happened you guys. Your d M

0:25:54.840 --> 0:25:57.919
<v Speaker 1>is probably going crazy right when man hit you up

0:25:57.960 --> 0:25:59.600
<v Speaker 1>all the time. I know that because I'll be in

0:25:59.640 --> 0:26:03.639
<v Speaker 1>your d I'm too, motherfucker. Were you unread yet? Unread?

0:26:04.000 --> 0:26:09.679
<v Speaker 1>I've been alread. They don't read mind. Yeah, but all right,

0:26:10.040 --> 0:26:12.800
<v Speaker 1>what's the craziest DM you ever got from from a guy?

0:26:12.920 --> 0:26:19.080
<v Speaker 1>Like there's some guys, they said, shot off there penis Wow,

0:26:19.400 --> 0:26:20.920
<v Speaker 1>he said. The first thing to just send a dick,

0:26:21.000 --> 0:26:25.600
<v Speaker 1>and then sometimes you have to do whatever it takes

0:26:25.720 --> 0:26:27.800
<v Speaker 1>for you want how to open up that message. So

0:26:27.840 --> 0:26:32.560
<v Speaker 1>maybe you just send a dick. Just are not getting

0:26:32.600 --> 0:26:36.320
<v Speaker 1>responded to because I'm not saying the morning, he's not

0:26:36.400 --> 0:26:40.480
<v Speaker 1>gonna work. I gotta work. I'm Eddie Winslow. They're not

0:26:40.520 --> 0:26:46.439
<v Speaker 1>gonna work. Just be like, here's my dick, and then

0:26:46.520 --> 0:26:50.080
<v Speaker 1>they light the dig. Respond Oh my god, so you

0:26:50.119 --> 0:26:52.920
<v Speaker 1>gotta dig? What did you get? One I get it's

0:26:52.960 --> 0:26:55.800
<v Speaker 1>like this guy asked me to basically he was looking

0:26:55.840 --> 0:26:58.400
<v Speaker 1>for someone he wants to be my slave. So it's

0:26:58.440 --> 0:27:00.200
<v Speaker 1>this white guy from well Shit and he to me

0:27:00.280 --> 0:27:02.600
<v Speaker 1>to basically like he want to piss on him and

0:27:02.680 --> 0:27:08.200
<v Speaker 1>degrade him. And he was gonna pay me, he said.

0:27:08.760 --> 0:27:11.119
<v Speaker 1>I never asked how much. Like it's just an email

0:27:11.200 --> 0:27:13.399
<v Speaker 1>I saved. But every day I get dick picks, and

0:27:14.119 --> 0:27:15.760
<v Speaker 1>I mean the craziest one I've ever got was like

0:27:15.840 --> 0:27:17.879
<v Speaker 1>somebody told me, I wish Hitler would have killed you

0:27:18.000 --> 0:27:20.359
<v Speaker 1>with the rest of the Jews. But in general, I

0:27:20.400 --> 0:27:22.359
<v Speaker 1>don't really get a lot of those. It's mostly just

0:27:22.600 --> 0:27:25.560
<v Speaker 1>dicks and just begging me to like just piss on them.

0:27:25.600 --> 0:27:31.280
<v Speaker 1>A lot of people wanted to get just hit the

0:27:31.920 --> 0:27:37.040
<v Speaker 1>shell her. You what the sexy. I don't know what

0:27:37.160 --> 0:27:39.359
<v Speaker 1>it is, but I understand. I'm gonna go say some

0:27:39.440 --> 0:27:42.200
<v Speaker 1>dick picksticks. I got the whole list of my business

0:27:42.240 --> 0:27:44.680
<v Speaker 1>that I'm sorry. I love the young ladies. I'm ready

0:27:44.680 --> 0:27:50.320
<v Speaker 1>for president. Learned though that the only guys I don't

0:27:50.320 --> 0:27:52.560
<v Speaker 1>send dick picks are the ones that are uncircumcised. I

0:27:52.600 --> 0:27:55.800
<v Speaker 1>don't know why. There's no one gets to see this ship.

0:27:55.880 --> 0:28:00.960
<v Speaker 1>Nobody wants to see it anyway, like you. But the wait, wait,

0:28:01.400 --> 0:28:04.000
<v Speaker 1>wait where is she from? You've been in Szuelans, even Inezuelan.

0:28:06.080 --> 0:28:13.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm actually I'm from Germany. Ship she wasn't she wasn't

0:28:13.680 --> 0:28:16.640
<v Speaker 1>one to stand a d M kills you. It wasn't

0:28:16.640 --> 0:28:22.680
<v Speaker 1>from her anyway. Just so you like you from Frankfurt

0:28:22.760 --> 0:28:26.399
<v Speaker 1>or you more like Munich. Well, I was born actually

0:28:26.480 --> 0:28:31.560
<v Speaker 1>near Frankfort and then I moved to Berlin. Yeah, but

0:28:31.600 --> 0:28:34.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm actually I'm mixed. I'm have Tunisian. So I have Tunisian.

0:28:34.840 --> 0:28:38.520
<v Speaker 1>That's that's that's not that Yeah, so you got you

0:28:38.600 --> 0:28:52.720
<v Speaker 1>have some black in you the night speaking ladies and gentlemen. Wait, okay, wait,

0:28:53.040 --> 0:28:55.320
<v Speaker 1>where are you wish your nationality? I just sid you

0:28:55.440 --> 0:28:57.920
<v Speaker 1>say Russian. I was born in Moscow. I came here

0:28:57.960 --> 0:29:00.880
<v Speaker 1>when I was nine from Ship and I grew up

0:29:00.920 --> 0:29:03.720
<v Speaker 1>in Brooklyn, Coney Island. Okay, wow, you know my favorite

0:29:03.760 --> 0:29:08.200
<v Speaker 1>drink is mush. Yeah, I'll do it. I went to

0:29:08.280 --> 0:29:09.680
<v Speaker 1>the bar one time and I was like, can I

0:29:09.880 --> 0:29:11.520
<v Speaker 1>forgot the name of the drink. I said, can I

0:29:11.600 --> 0:29:16.400
<v Speaker 1>get that Russian drink? It's like white Russian. I said, no,

0:29:16.560 --> 0:29:22.240
<v Speaker 1>it's not it. Yeah, Russia, he said. I would have

0:29:22.320 --> 0:29:24.720
<v Speaker 1>just gave you vodka and been like like a full

0:29:24.760 --> 0:29:27.080
<v Speaker 1>glass of vodka. But you go to Russia, what do

0:29:27.120 --> 0:29:31.400
<v Speaker 1>you get? Vacca pretty much beer, But their beer is

0:29:31.480 --> 0:29:33.719
<v Speaker 1>mad fucking strong, like I had, like here, I can

0:29:33.800 --> 0:29:36.640
<v Speaker 1>handle three beers out there. I think one beer had

0:29:36.720 --> 0:29:39.160
<v Speaker 1>me on my fucking ass. So I don't try to

0:29:39.240 --> 0:29:41.840
<v Speaker 1>drink out there. Back home often, once a year I

0:29:41.880 --> 0:29:45.960
<v Speaker 1>go for New Year's Yeah, so I always try to

0:29:46.000 --> 0:29:48.320
<v Speaker 1>go to the Red Square. I don't know why. I

0:29:48.400 --> 0:29:50.080
<v Speaker 1>never get bored of it. And I go to the

0:29:50.200 --> 0:29:52.560
<v Speaker 1>museum and I try to go to the ballet out

0:29:52.600 --> 0:30:04.080
<v Speaker 1>there present Na. But he didn't good. Yeah, that's what

0:30:04.400 --> 0:30:10.120
<v Speaker 1>he's retiring this year because his partner gone. Yeah, partner gone.

0:30:10.840 --> 0:30:14.680
<v Speaker 1>He has a Parkinson's disease. No, man, ain't no parkinson.

0:30:17.320 --> 0:30:19.680
<v Speaker 1>He'll be president and then he'll be like, no, never mind,

0:30:19.760 --> 0:30:25.480
<v Speaker 1>it's partner going disease. Partnering disease. It's actually it's about change.

0:30:25.760 --> 0:30:29.920
<v Speaker 1>People don't really catch diseases like that. We just but listen,

0:30:30.080 --> 0:30:32.920
<v Speaker 1>listen as me ready for president four. I think it

0:30:32.920 --> 0:30:36.280
<v Speaker 1>would be good to have a Russian first lady. So

0:30:36.360 --> 0:30:39.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to take that into consideration. So you need

0:30:39.560 --> 0:30:43.600
<v Speaker 1>a wife. It's not been a single president. I'm gonna

0:30:43.600 --> 0:30:45.240
<v Speaker 1>turn the white out into a motherfucking club if I

0:30:45.280 --> 0:30:51.240
<v Speaker 1>ain't got a wife from me. Admission is a sign

0:30:51.440 --> 0:30:57.239
<v Speaker 1>president the first DC to shoot the motherfucker back into

0:30:57.280 --> 0:31:05.400
<v Speaker 1>choking city. Speak up. I'd be tues to Hooters being

0:31:05.480 --> 0:31:11.040
<v Speaker 1>outside when I'm an ask guy. Never a nice ask

0:31:11.080 --> 0:31:13.040
<v Speaker 1>to you guys. Nice? Can we see that? Can you

0:31:13.160 --> 0:31:15.480
<v Speaker 1>shake that? Can you stand up? I want to see

0:31:15.520 --> 0:31:17.239
<v Speaker 1>your ya, both of you. I want to see your

0:31:17.400 --> 0:31:19.600
<v Speaker 1>name of Rick Jane. My thing usually women with titties.

0:31:19.640 --> 0:31:21.880
<v Speaker 1>Don't you really have asked? But you have both balance.

0:31:22.280 --> 0:31:24.360
<v Speaker 1>That's why I think they walk so well at work

0:31:24.400 --> 0:31:31.200
<v Speaker 1>out a lot? Is that what it is? Okay? She said.

0:31:31.240 --> 0:31:33.440
<v Speaker 1>When she says to work out, that means she saw

0:31:33.680 --> 0:31:41.000
<v Speaker 1>doctor Miami or Dr Bronx. Dr Bronx. Is I actually

0:31:41.040 --> 0:31:44.560
<v Speaker 1>I work really hard. I go to the gym. Everything

0:31:44.680 --> 0:31:46.880
<v Speaker 1>do you do? Is that squat? Is that working out?

0:31:47.160 --> 0:31:53.920
<v Speaker 1>What does that help? I never done that? Asking if

0:31:53.960 --> 0:31:56.760
<v Speaker 1>you get heard women get sucking the eyes about as

0:31:56.760 --> 0:32:00.680
<v Speaker 1>get fatter? Is that you don't know? But that position?

0:32:00.800 --> 0:32:04.320
<v Speaker 1>You've never been asked yet? No, it sounds very painful,

0:32:05.120 --> 0:32:09.000
<v Speaker 1>especially we're dealing this big as dick. Yes, how about

0:32:09.040 --> 0:32:11.080
<v Speaker 1>she know she's been quiet, she's been sucking the ass.

0:32:11.120 --> 0:32:14.880
<v Speaker 1>Tell us what happened. I have never my life been

0:32:15.200 --> 0:32:20.640
<v Speaker 1>as not even nah, never like a vibrate in your ass,

0:32:20.680 --> 0:32:23.240
<v Speaker 1>You have a stuck a vibrating nothings went in my ass.

0:32:23.320 --> 0:32:25.080
<v Speaker 1>I feel like that's somewhere that things need to like

0:32:25.240 --> 0:32:27.840
<v Speaker 1>not go up there. Okay, I feel you that's what? Yeah,

0:32:28.800 --> 0:32:30.760
<v Speaker 1>because I don't know for me, For me to do that,

0:32:30.840 --> 0:32:34.920
<v Speaker 1>the guy, they would have to be super small. I

0:32:35.160 --> 0:32:38.160
<v Speaker 1>trying to die picks. You got none more smart enough

0:32:38.160 --> 0:32:40.840
<v Speaker 1>to go in your ass? Well, I wasn't really looking

0:32:40.960 --> 0:32:45.520
<v Speaker 1>at it. It was just like kick away. I wasn't.

0:32:45.520 --> 0:32:53.280
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't like maybe it is away. How can a

0:32:53.360 --> 0:32:55.400
<v Speaker 1>man get to you in your dam like she would

0:32:55.440 --> 0:32:57.640
<v Speaker 1>be like praised the lord, Like what how we stop?

0:32:58.600 --> 0:33:00.560
<v Speaker 1>How can you get a woman's attention? I mean I

0:33:00.760 --> 0:33:03.600
<v Speaker 1>do read my d ms. I mean like what we

0:33:03.640 --> 0:33:05.120
<v Speaker 1>want like a new way black eye? You know what

0:33:05.200 --> 0:33:08.200
<v Speaker 1>this is interesting? Well, you don't have to tell us

0:33:08.240 --> 0:33:14.960
<v Speaker 1>his name? No, I mean, what's up, mother suck as

0:33:15.480 --> 0:33:17.800
<v Speaker 1>this is your African king up coming Michael Blacks. I'm

0:33:17.840 --> 0:33:21.440
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0:33:21.760 --> 0:33:24.520
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0:33:24.840 --> 0:33:27.720
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0:33:27.920 --> 0:33:31.400
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0:33:31.560 --> 0:33:35.200
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0:33:35.600 --> 0:33:38.080
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0:33:41.000 --> 0:33:44.520
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0:33:44.880 --> 0:33:48.000
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0:33:50.800 --> 0:33:56.080
<v Speaker 1>episode every Tuesday. I mean I do read my d

0:33:56.320 --> 0:33:58.840
<v Speaker 1>m s and sometimes sometimes I click on the profile

0:33:58.920 --> 0:34:01.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh, look at the picture. That's it. If

0:34:01.200 --> 0:34:11.440
<v Speaker 1>you look like this, Jack, delete this motherfucker's You know

0:34:11.560 --> 0:34:14.759
<v Speaker 1>what for men? Have you? You've had women your DM

0:34:14.840 --> 0:34:18.320
<v Speaker 1>Chinese befrooms. She save me a pussy picture, Michael Blacks

0:34:18.920 --> 0:34:21.160
<v Speaker 1>since he became Chinese best friend, you've got some DM,

0:34:21.280 --> 0:34:23.640
<v Speaker 1>so womeny been wanting you. The only d MS I've

0:34:23.680 --> 0:34:29.480
<v Speaker 1>been getting is like, where has Michael Blackson been posting?

0:34:29.600 --> 0:34:34.720
<v Speaker 1>Likely to get that pussy? Because my homeboys get pussy

0:34:34.760 --> 0:34:36.960
<v Speaker 1>and I'm not even close to you know what I

0:34:37.040 --> 0:34:40.480
<v Speaker 1>mean Michael Blacks And you know he turned at the

0:34:40.520 --> 0:34:45.120
<v Speaker 1>pussy down lady. You want to have a slow bunny relapse,

0:34:45.680 --> 0:34:48.959
<v Speaker 1>slow wanting snow bunny, snow bunny. I think he said

0:34:48.960 --> 0:34:56.080
<v Speaker 1>slow bunny snowy sorry for like a man that's successful.

0:34:57.160 --> 0:35:00.200
<v Speaker 1>I think what would turn me on the DM. It's

0:35:00.239 --> 0:35:03.399
<v Speaker 1>not about it. I won't be like, hey, I don't

0:35:03.400 --> 0:35:05.000
<v Speaker 1>want you for your money. I got my own money.

0:35:05.080 --> 0:35:07.480
<v Speaker 1>But yes, bitch, let's go. You know what, that's some

0:35:07.600 --> 0:35:09.400
<v Speaker 1>real ship. That is if I got a d M

0:35:09.480 --> 0:35:12.200
<v Speaker 1>from a bit. I'm sorry. I'm running for president for

0:35:12.320 --> 0:35:16.440
<v Speaker 1>a lovely young lady. I have a seven score. I'm

0:35:16.480 --> 0:35:24.279
<v Speaker 1>gonna Yeah, that's good because they have to we need

0:35:24.440 --> 0:35:28.600
<v Speaker 1>something different. I actually I don't care about money, Like

0:35:31.000 --> 0:35:36.600
<v Speaker 1>please get DM me and say, don't care about people

0:35:36.800 --> 0:35:43.600
<v Speaker 1>waiting in his DM. You one of a motherfuckers. I'll

0:35:43.640 --> 0:35:45.520
<v Speaker 1>never understand how like a lot of women do this

0:35:45.640 --> 0:35:47.960
<v Speaker 1>thing where they pretend like oh um, you know, like

0:35:48.080 --> 0:35:50.560
<v Speaker 1>just because a man has money, like they'll they'll basically

0:35:50.840 --> 0:35:53.480
<v Speaker 1>a reg gun but not even get the money out

0:35:53.520 --> 0:35:56.200
<v Speaker 1>of him instead of just sucking a bro gun. I'm

0:35:56.239 --> 0:35:59.520
<v Speaker 1>not getting what's the difference, Like, you know what Louis

0:36:00.080 --> 0:36:04.759
<v Speaker 1>hues and who I didn't sunk dick for them, like

0:36:04.880 --> 0:36:08.320
<v Speaker 1>I worked my asshole and she's a very successful independent

0:36:08.440 --> 0:36:13.080
<v Speaker 1>women independent Okay, I love it. Yeah she's when I'm

0:36:13.120 --> 0:36:15.920
<v Speaker 1>taking applications, I want to say, hey, by the way,

0:36:15.920 --> 0:36:17.759
<v Speaker 1>I don't want ship from you, but Dick, like, no,

0:36:18.000 --> 0:36:19.880
<v Speaker 1>you you still got to be a gentleman and stuff.

0:36:20.239 --> 0:36:23.919
<v Speaker 1>Absolutely and indubitably. Yeah. The problem with man with money

0:36:24.040 --> 0:36:27.600
<v Speaker 1>is they lead with money, lead with other ship like head.

0:36:30.239 --> 0:36:34.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm actually a professional head giver. I mean I pride myself.

0:36:34.239 --> 0:36:36.080
<v Speaker 1>I mean I'm so good at the ship. I like

0:36:36.200 --> 0:36:37.759
<v Speaker 1>to give a bit. I'm sorry. I love the young

0:36:37.880 --> 0:36:41.239
<v Speaker 1>lady scoleiosis from eating pussy. You know, I want to

0:36:41.280 --> 0:36:43.360
<v Speaker 1>crack a bit back, you know what I'm saying. You know,

0:36:43.480 --> 0:36:45.279
<v Speaker 1>I want to you know what I'm saying, so that

0:36:45.760 --> 0:36:54.560
<v Speaker 1>that's my ship. You know. Anyways, child game with my

0:36:54.760 --> 0:36:57.120
<v Speaker 1>child the way I used to me. Come on, man,

0:36:57.160 --> 0:36:59.640
<v Speaker 1>I mean, look, man, Superhad was my wife. You know

0:36:59.680 --> 0:37:03.200
<v Speaker 1>what I'm at one point, man, but I showed her

0:37:03.239 --> 0:37:09.320
<v Speaker 1>who the real super Hare was. We don't know. You

0:37:09.400 --> 0:37:11.719
<v Speaker 1>have to keep up with Black Lives. Man. You have

0:37:11.800 --> 0:37:13.440
<v Speaker 1>no idea what's going on Blackbird. How you got you

0:37:14.080 --> 0:37:16.120
<v Speaker 1>had with the blackest man on earth and you don't

0:37:16.120 --> 0:37:18.440
<v Speaker 1>know what's going on in black I should have known that.

0:37:20.160 --> 0:37:22.719
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I've seen everything. Hanging out with Michael blocks On,

0:37:23.640 --> 0:37:25.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying I don't like to bring that name

0:37:25.560 --> 0:37:27.120
<v Speaker 1>up or anything. You know, I do him Ariad Carry.

0:37:27.160 --> 0:37:29.920
<v Speaker 1>When the other interviewers asked me, I said, who I

0:37:30.000 --> 0:37:31.719
<v Speaker 1>do not know this person? But I mean I'm hanging

0:37:31.760 --> 0:37:34.160
<v Speaker 1>with Mike. This is my brother, Chinese bestie, you know.

0:37:34.480 --> 0:37:36.360
<v Speaker 1>I mean, so we can talk about anything on this

0:37:37.239 --> 0:37:40.880
<v Speaker 1>Your ladies do um you're like getting titty fun. I'm curious, actually,

0:37:41.280 --> 0:37:46.800
<v Speaker 1>I remember, I mean general hospital in a soap opera

0:37:49.640 --> 0:37:53.080
<v Speaker 1>that r that's not good from general hospital. You gotta

0:37:53.080 --> 0:38:02.560
<v Speaker 1>be very careful, like you that you cannot to get titty.

0:38:02.640 --> 0:38:05.040
<v Speaker 1>Fuck you need big titty. If you try titty bitch

0:38:05.040 --> 0:38:07.920
<v Speaker 1>with a little titties, you can's how big your dick is?

0:38:08.160 --> 0:38:10.960
<v Speaker 1>You get rug burn from sucking little titty? Yeah, but

0:38:11.000 --> 0:38:12.560
<v Speaker 1>you ever seen a guy with a really small dick

0:38:12.640 --> 0:38:15.480
<v Speaker 1>with like huge tits And it's like, that's sad. It is.

0:38:15.719 --> 0:38:21.160
<v Speaker 1>That's sad too. I have, but is it my thing?

0:38:21.360 --> 0:38:23.080
<v Speaker 1>Like I would prefer not to do that. There's so

0:38:23.080 --> 0:38:25.920
<v Speaker 1>many other ship we could do, like excitement to you.

0:38:25.920 --> 0:38:28.160
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't mind getting titty, but just don't like, don't

0:38:28.200 --> 0:38:31.760
<v Speaker 1>come on my chin, you know, like, yeah, I respect,

0:38:32.160 --> 0:38:35.400
<v Speaker 1>what is the sensation? I don't understand the titty fucking thing? Like,

0:38:35.520 --> 0:38:40.240
<v Speaker 1>what is the sensation about titty? That's a little woman

0:38:40.280 --> 0:38:44.279
<v Speaker 1>has never been like, oh can you please? What can

0:38:44.320 --> 0:38:45.960
<v Speaker 1>I get away with? Like y'all funk a bit in

0:38:46.000 --> 0:38:51.759
<v Speaker 1>the ear if she likes yeah, that's like like you

0:38:51.880 --> 0:38:54.719
<v Speaker 1>know whatever, she could hear me. I can show you

0:38:56.920 --> 0:38:59.320
<v Speaker 1>what are you gonna show me? Anyone? Anyway? So you

0:38:59.360 --> 0:39:05.160
<v Speaker 1>can run from presidential election? Right? No, Schwarz didn't even

0:39:05.200 --> 0:39:07.440
<v Speaker 1>talk like this before. But no, because my thing is

0:39:08.560 --> 0:39:12.160
<v Speaker 1>let me give you more. That's it, let me give

0:39:12.160 --> 0:39:15.520
<v Speaker 1>you more when winslow, that's the slogan. Random question. So

0:39:15.560 --> 0:39:17.680
<v Speaker 1>after Superhead, how long did it take for the next

0:39:17.760 --> 0:39:20.479
<v Speaker 1>bitch to like out do her? Oh? That was nothing.

0:39:20.560 --> 0:39:22.920
<v Speaker 1>I had a bit in Inglewood that was sucking thing

0:39:23.000 --> 0:39:26.080
<v Speaker 1>better than her before I met her. No, no, no, no, no,

0:39:26.120 --> 0:39:30.280
<v Speaker 1>she wouldn't fed it up. You don't think is amazing?

0:39:30.800 --> 0:39:34.640
<v Speaker 1>I love and then I just they are plus size women.

0:39:35.239 --> 0:39:36.960
<v Speaker 1>I hang out in the parking NT. I've known the

0:39:37.080 --> 0:39:42.520
<v Speaker 1>frequent lane Brian. I've been known to actually brand hang out,

0:39:42.560 --> 0:39:45.560
<v Speaker 1>you know, just to help, Like what is he doing?

0:39:46.000 --> 0:39:51.640
<v Speaker 1>I just want to help what color? Listen, let me

0:39:51.680 --> 0:39:54.960
<v Speaker 1>explain to you. This is the thing, this thing what

0:39:54.960 --> 0:39:58.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying. In the wintertime, you know that they provide

0:39:58.040 --> 0:40:00.520
<v Speaker 1>you a little more heat in the of time. They

0:40:00.560 --> 0:40:01.920
<v Speaker 1>give you a little more shit. And they got the

0:40:02.200 --> 0:40:05.600
<v Speaker 1>best pussy, the best pussy. They always smell good. They

0:40:05.600 --> 0:40:08.000
<v Speaker 1>don't have no problem cooking for you. After a pretty bit,

0:40:08.200 --> 0:40:15.440
<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm pretty lucky was the best person. Practice

0:40:16.960 --> 0:40:19.320
<v Speaker 1>is good because you got the little good in the

0:40:19.400 --> 0:40:25.360
<v Speaker 1>hand is grab you like daddy, come on home. The

0:40:25.480 --> 0:40:28.480
<v Speaker 1>question I have is that is it pregnant by your

0:40:28.560 --> 0:40:34.279
<v Speaker 1>child or pregnant somebody about your baby? Like what's wrong

0:40:34.320 --> 0:40:36.279
<v Speaker 1>with you? I would I want to traumatize my son

0:40:36.440 --> 0:40:44.160
<v Speaker 1>like that. Maybe come my nine months sucking dent on

0:40:44.239 --> 0:40:48.640
<v Speaker 1>his fucking head when the dent came from mom? Been

0:40:48.719 --> 0:40:54.040
<v Speaker 1>fucking sexual abtraction? You have a Michael Blacks with somebody

0:40:54.120 --> 0:41:00.520
<v Speaker 1>else's child, I mean eighty minutes. We should do a

0:41:01.400 --> 0:41:07.680
<v Speaker 1>podcast special netlix uh podcast special ninety minute podcasts. Are

0:41:07.719 --> 0:41:15.759
<v Speaker 1>you on drugs? Have you smoked the winds alow? Like?

0:41:16.080 --> 0:41:18.520
<v Speaker 1>Titty fucking is good if your girls are a period

0:41:20.960 --> 0:41:22.719
<v Speaker 1>when you're in your period, like your mouth isn't on

0:41:22.800 --> 0:41:28.160
<v Speaker 1>its period. So like her? I like her. It's like, yeah, teddy,

0:41:28.200 --> 0:41:31.600
<v Speaker 1>fuck me a sword, like leave me alone when you're

0:41:31.600 --> 0:41:34.960
<v Speaker 1>appearing on your titties sword too. Yeah. Yeah, so you're

0:41:34.960 --> 0:41:39.600
<v Speaker 1>pussy is out of commission. Common Actually that's a sponge,

0:41:40.400 --> 0:41:44.600
<v Speaker 1>like a soft sponge. Remember in Germany there has some sponges.

0:41:44.640 --> 0:41:46.680
<v Speaker 1>You can have sex during the period. We don't have

0:41:46.719 --> 0:41:51.600
<v Speaker 1>it in America. Where does sponge go? It goes tid

0:41:51.640 --> 0:41:54.560
<v Speaker 1>the private part, but like the guy won't feel it's

0:41:54.560 --> 0:42:00.839
<v Speaker 1>like a soft blood. That's that's what You go down

0:42:00.920 --> 0:42:03.200
<v Speaker 1>and eat that ship because you because you sponged and

0:42:03.320 --> 0:42:05.759
<v Speaker 1>stopped it up. That's that's not cool. My ex wife

0:42:05.840 --> 0:42:10.080
<v Speaker 1>used to put down a red eating a sponge, no

0:42:10.320 --> 0:42:12.600
<v Speaker 1>Chinese best. My ex wife used to put down a

0:42:12.680 --> 0:42:20.680
<v Speaker 1>red blanket. She would be like, this is second potential debate.

0:42:22.040 --> 0:42:24.759
<v Speaker 1>This reminds me of the presidential you got, Joe Biden.

0:42:24.760 --> 0:42:26.640
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to say about it, what your wife did.

0:42:26.960 --> 0:42:28.880
<v Speaker 1>My ex wife used to put down this red blanket.

0:42:29.000 --> 0:42:31.439
<v Speaker 1>That's fine, and I'm still trying to blanket. Yeah, she'd

0:42:31.480 --> 0:42:33.319
<v Speaker 1>be like, nigger, you a man, nigger man, put down

0:42:33.360 --> 0:42:36.239
<v Speaker 1>the red blanket. Anything, anything, come down, it's coming on

0:42:36.320 --> 0:42:42.360
<v Speaker 1>the red blanket. Man up in handle this. And so

0:42:42.480 --> 0:42:47.200
<v Speaker 1>that sponge that's spun, Yeah, specially sponge like a like

0:42:47.320 --> 0:42:50.560
<v Speaker 1>sex sponge. It's like a tough sponge. And then tell

0:42:50.640 --> 0:42:53.400
<v Speaker 1>us a sex shops in Europe? Did they sell Amazon?

0:42:54.120 --> 0:43:00.040
<v Speaker 1>I ordered through eBay and amazide from Europe. Yeah, the

0:43:00.200 --> 0:43:05.160
<v Speaker 1>more tams on the blacks, the plethorum. I got my

0:43:06.160 --> 0:43:10.800
<v Speaker 1>sponge like a sponge to make that I'm happy happen

0:43:10.960 --> 0:43:13.719
<v Speaker 1>this ship. That's sucked up. Man, she might suck the

0:43:13.800 --> 0:43:18.239
<v Speaker 1>sponge up and somebody go to eat and then now

0:43:18.320 --> 0:43:22.319
<v Speaker 1>you eat the bloody were steak. No, this deep push

0:43:22.360 --> 0:43:24.799
<v Speaker 1>it in very here's my goal. How do you get

0:43:24.840 --> 0:43:28.400
<v Speaker 1>that sponge? Would? Yeah, it took some It took some practice.

0:43:28.440 --> 0:43:30.880
<v Speaker 1>Like when I first used to I had to go.

0:43:32.280 --> 0:43:34.759
<v Speaker 1>You might be a great candidate able to pull it out.

0:43:34.880 --> 0:43:37.000
<v Speaker 1>She's a great candid and you have to just lay

0:43:37.120 --> 0:43:40.600
<v Speaker 1>down and correct, you know. And we're dealing with alone,

0:43:40.680 --> 0:43:44.439
<v Speaker 1>dick like mans, I might put your sponge for the baby.

0:43:44.520 --> 0:43:48.400
<v Speaker 1>Canna come out with a sponge in the forehead like mega,

0:43:50.480 --> 0:43:56.240
<v Speaker 1>come about your ass? I've never heard of a sponge.

0:43:56.320 --> 0:44:00.160
<v Speaker 1>The only sponge is this washing sponge, just washing. You're

0:44:00.200 --> 0:44:04.479
<v Speaker 1>talking about what you're it's a sex like a paint

0:44:04.520 --> 0:44:08.360
<v Speaker 1>ground sponge that's telling sex shops in Europe. So this

0:44:08.600 --> 0:44:11.320
<v Speaker 1>is still out. They still have this space. Do you

0:44:11.440 --> 0:44:12.799
<v Speaker 1>know how much money you can make if you sell

0:44:12.800 --> 0:44:14.440
<v Speaker 1>the sponge in America? We don't have this in America.

0:44:15.960 --> 0:44:20.120
<v Speaker 1>In American man, And don't maybe realized that we got

0:44:20.160 --> 0:44:23.280
<v Speaker 1>a motherfucking thing in America. So is it called period?

0:44:24.560 --> 0:44:27.560
<v Speaker 1>It's like it's called a soft sponge. It's like, yeah,

0:44:28.080 --> 0:44:31.160
<v Speaker 1>sex storing period. Okay, so you can just use any

0:44:31.200 --> 0:44:33.600
<v Speaker 1>sponge you can go take like a No, it has

0:44:33.600 --> 0:44:38.400
<v Speaker 1>to be specials specific for the vagina. So can you

0:44:38.440 --> 0:44:41.680
<v Speaker 1>still have an orgasm ladies with a sponge? Yes? I

0:44:41.760 --> 0:44:45.160
<v Speaker 1>mean I I used to. You don't feel like or

0:44:45.200 --> 0:44:48.520
<v Speaker 1>you're on your period right now? Or no I'm not

0:44:49.400 --> 0:44:51.200
<v Speaker 1>because I was gonna say, let's try to sponge out.

0:44:51.239 --> 0:44:58.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm really curious here just in case, right, just in

0:44:58.760 --> 0:45:01.919
<v Speaker 1>case I have it at home. I'm just saying I've

0:45:01.960 --> 0:45:08.000
<v Speaker 1>heard of women I lift in Hollywood. Why because it's

0:45:08.040 --> 0:45:09.920
<v Speaker 1>a hundred percent you're gonna catch a period. It's not

0:45:09.960 --> 0:45:11.800
<v Speaker 1>a hundred percent I'm gonna let my man smash on

0:45:11.840 --> 0:45:16.680
<v Speaker 1>my period. Like that's why would you probably pussed me

0:45:16.719 --> 0:45:18.400
<v Speaker 1>off that week anyway? But that's why she used to

0:45:18.440 --> 0:45:20.920
<v Speaker 1>make me live on a blanket. I didn't have a blanket.

0:45:21.040 --> 0:45:23.839
<v Speaker 1>We're laying down a towel and you're wearing a problem.

0:45:23.880 --> 0:45:25.640
<v Speaker 1>Now she wanted I had a red blanket. She would

0:45:25.760 --> 0:45:27.440
<v Speaker 1>land down the towel. That was like she was like,

0:45:27.960 --> 0:45:30.040
<v Speaker 1>or you could just wait away. You know, she wasn't

0:45:30.040 --> 0:45:32.960
<v Speaker 1>doing that. She had to have it. She wasn't doing that. No,

0:45:33.560 --> 0:45:37.799
<v Speaker 1>I'll find an argument. She tell me it's always been

0:45:37.880 --> 0:45:39.839
<v Speaker 1>somewhere ready to catch your nuting and give a hungry

0:45:39.880 --> 0:45:44.920
<v Speaker 1>nigga a sandwich. So she wouldn't let me have to

0:45:44.960 --> 0:45:47.120
<v Speaker 1>have That's why I said, it's not hard to keep

0:45:47.160 --> 0:45:49.520
<v Speaker 1>them happy. It's like they just want sex, food and

0:45:49.640 --> 0:45:52.560
<v Speaker 1>just don't pitch with them. Leave them right to men's

0:45:52.600 --> 0:45:54.840
<v Speaker 1>hearts through their stomach. You see there, you're stubbleing with

0:45:54.920 --> 0:45:57.279
<v Speaker 1>a thirteen inch night from the stomach to the heart,

0:45:58.280 --> 0:46:01.080
<v Speaker 1>or you just feed them through the mouth. And if

0:46:01.080 --> 0:46:05.120
<v Speaker 1>you're dating a Venezuelan woman, it's a hot knife. I'm sorry. Well,

0:46:05.440 --> 0:46:08.680
<v Speaker 1>we learned a lot today. We learned about the sponge.

0:46:09.840 --> 0:46:13.440
<v Speaker 1>Of course I will partner. Our buddy is running for president,

0:46:18.320 --> 0:46:21.360
<v Speaker 1>win with Winslow with Winslow Man. Listen, we're all going

0:46:21.400 --> 0:46:23.440
<v Speaker 1>to vote for you ladies, vote for him if you

0:46:23.480 --> 0:46:28.040
<v Speaker 1>were for president. Yeah, thank you from that, I don't recognize.

0:46:28.080 --> 0:46:32.440
<v Speaker 1>I mean, well, you know I also did Wrestless with

0:46:32.520 --> 0:46:36.880
<v Speaker 1>Christopher St. John rest in Peace. Well, you know you

0:46:37.000 --> 0:46:39.439
<v Speaker 1>did General Hospital. You know. We was gangbanging on y'all.

0:46:39.560 --> 0:46:41.919
<v Speaker 1>You know, like you know y'all, we was like blow

0:46:42.000 --> 0:46:44.680
<v Speaker 1>us y'all crips. You know I'm a crip. Y'all. Young

0:46:44.719 --> 0:46:50.400
<v Speaker 1>investments was read you know, No, I didn't. Oh no,

0:46:50.840 --> 0:46:54.880
<v Speaker 1>it's a term. It's like it's like two against like

0:46:55.040 --> 0:46:59.840
<v Speaker 1>biggie Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, CVS against ABC, you know,

0:47:00.200 --> 0:47:03.000
<v Speaker 1>not the four virgin game. But if you get that's

0:47:03.040 --> 0:47:04.400
<v Speaker 1>what you like. I mean, I'm sure I can talk

0:47:04.440 --> 0:47:13.279
<v Speaker 1>to me. You can work something out. We are gonna

0:47:13.280 --> 0:47:18.200
<v Speaker 1>be rooting for Winslow. Yes, man, I appreciate you coming

0:47:18.239 --> 0:47:21.160
<v Speaker 1>on this show. We love you, and come on. You

0:47:21.239 --> 0:47:23.880
<v Speaker 1>gotta come back again, man, be my pleasure. Anything now

0:47:24.040 --> 0:47:25.560
<v Speaker 1>you have to come back. I know you got plenty

0:47:25.600 --> 0:47:28.440
<v Speaker 1>of those suits. I want to see all your suits. Yeah, man,

0:47:28.520 --> 0:47:30.200
<v Speaker 1>you know I'm always keep it clean. I got you,

0:47:30.360 --> 0:47:34.279
<v Speaker 1>brother Man. You inspired brother man. I'm telling you, I'm

0:47:34.320 --> 0:47:36.960
<v Speaker 1>so proud of Michael Man. Like it's amazing how he

0:47:37.120 --> 0:47:40.160
<v Speaker 1>took an appetizer and made a meal out of it. Man,

0:47:40.400 --> 0:47:43.759
<v Speaker 1>Jesus turned water into wine, right man, Black Jesus, Man

0:47:44.840 --> 0:47:47.319
<v Speaker 1>Jesus and black Jesus, because what is that Jesus comes

0:47:47.360 --> 0:47:52.360
<v Speaker 1>to thief of night. That's how I knew he was black. Now,

0:47:52.480 --> 0:47:54.680
<v Speaker 1>if you wants to become president, what what job would

0:47:54.680 --> 0:47:56.680
<v Speaker 1>you give me the White House? If the job, man,

0:47:57.160 --> 0:47:59.600
<v Speaker 1>you would definitely have to be the Minister of Prime

0:47:59.640 --> 0:48:08.440
<v Speaker 1>Minister of Defense Defense. Go motherfucker's laughing so hard was

0:48:08.480 --> 0:48:11.120
<v Speaker 1>gonna do that? They would be laughing so hard. We're

0:48:11.120 --> 0:48:14.000
<v Speaker 1>gonna press the puss the wrong ship. And by the

0:48:14.080 --> 0:48:16.680
<v Speaker 1>time they put himself together from laughing, we're in there

0:48:16.760 --> 0:48:21.560
<v Speaker 1>right on their I'm telling you, this guy is intelligent.

0:48:21.640 --> 0:48:25.080
<v Speaker 1>We're voting for him. Yeah, and we found out about

0:48:25.080 --> 0:48:28.320
<v Speaker 1>the sponge sponge. Yes, yes, you guys need that. You

0:48:28.400 --> 0:48:31.640
<v Speaker 1>in America, you always have to order it from Europe. Mike,

0:48:31.719 --> 0:48:33.719
<v Speaker 1>I think you're looking at the sponges right in front

0:48:33.719 --> 0:48:37.520
<v Speaker 1>of your face. Right here. This is a fucking sponge.

0:48:39.000 --> 0:48:46.080
<v Speaker 1>It looked like this or yes it's pink. Yes, our

0:48:46.200 --> 0:48:50.400
<v Speaker 1>guest tonight Instagram tell him your man at Darius mccuarry.

0:48:50.400 --> 0:48:52.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm a simple man with complicated dreams. It's everywhere across

0:48:52.960 --> 0:48:56.319
<v Speaker 1>the board, real Dearius McQuary on Facebook and yeah, yeah,

0:48:56.360 --> 0:48:58.520
<v Speaker 1>that's it. One of my favorite things to do now, Mike,

0:48:58.520 --> 0:49:00.239
<v Speaker 1>when I'm in first class. I learned this from you.

0:49:00.640 --> 0:49:02.600
<v Speaker 1>Is I love to watch my haters pass music. Go

0:49:02.640 --> 0:49:06.239
<v Speaker 1>to coach but the HA doesn't coach. He just go

0:49:06.440 --> 0:49:13.560
<v Speaker 1>to coach. Ladies, give me I G yes, okay, my

0:49:15.760 --> 0:49:21.640
<v Speaker 1>it's Idalia official, I B y and A T A

0:49:21.960 --> 0:49:26.440
<v Speaker 1>L I A official. Okay follow her and then um

0:49:27.080 --> 0:49:31.839
<v Speaker 1>damn homie the famous, don't follow me. There's no point.

0:49:32.160 --> 0:49:41.919
<v Speaker 1>Leave me alone away Chinese first friend, that's right. Yeah,

0:49:41.960 --> 0:49:45.920
<v Speaker 1>that's my ig. You made it like, yes, I had

0:49:45.960 --> 0:49:51.680
<v Speaker 1>a name before this controversial Chinese best round. Yeah. Don't

0:49:51.719 --> 0:49:54.120
<v Speaker 1>ever tell anyone ever again that you're not sure. I

0:49:54.239 --> 0:49:57.840
<v Speaker 1>just found out there's only forty people that are Chinese

0:49:57.920 --> 0:50:00.800
<v Speaker 1>that have Instagram. So that's why I have forty thousand followers.

0:50:00.920 --> 0:50:03.080
<v Speaker 1>And we need you when I run for president, Okay,

0:50:03.080 --> 0:50:04.840
<v Speaker 1>because we gotta keep the same ship in place in

0:50:04.880 --> 0:50:08.719
<v Speaker 1>biden as Okay, absolutely, Eddie, each gay is intelligent. And now,

0:50:08.800 --> 0:50:18.600
<v Speaker 1>Michael black thank you all for joining us. And our

0:50:18.680 --> 0:50:27.960
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