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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand. I don't know who needs

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Speaker 1: to hear this, but my brother Hifie has court today free.

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Speaker 1: It's a jewel show and it's time for I don't

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Speaker 1: know who needs to hear this. That's a text we

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Speaker 1: just got in at four one oh six one. One

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Speaker 1: more time for hif Man texting four one oh six

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Speaker 1: one to call us up eight to eight three four

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Speaker 1: three one oh six one. It's I don't know who

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Speaker 1: needs to hear this? The segment where we say I

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Speaker 1: don't know who needs to hear this, and then we

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Speaker 1: put a huge butt on it and tell people exactly

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Speaker 1: what we think they should hear. Alex, what do you

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Speaker 1: think the world should here today? Well, I don't know

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Speaker 1: who needs to hear this, but don't put straight razors

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Speaker 1: in the garbage, putting toilet paper something around them first.

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Speaker 1: I know who needs to hear that. Almost my entire

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Speaker 1: finger off, Thank you, Jewel. My husband, oh, we share

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Speaker 1: our bathroom and he likes to shave with straight razors

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Speaker 1: and then throw them in my garbage and then try

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Speaker 1: to cut my finger off. I mean I should have

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Speaker 1: probably gotten stitches. I felt so bad. Actually, I was

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Speaker 1: outside working out and then Jack's Alex's son, My stepson

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Speaker 1: comes out and he's like, hey, mom needs you upstairs

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Speaker 1: real quick. And I'm like, oh, grab everything okay. He's like, yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: she's fine. She just cut her hand off, and I'm

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Speaker 1: like what. I actually tried to be really calm in

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Speaker 1: front of him, because I screamed really loud because when

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Speaker 1: I went to go grab stuff out of it, it

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Speaker 1: felt like an animal bit me, but it was a razorblade.

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Speaker 1: And then I was like, oh and when I grabbed

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Speaker 1: my hand back, I grabbed it back so fast was

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Speaker 1: blood all the way over, like it was squirting. It

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Speaker 1: was squirting, squirting, and so I looked down and I

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Speaker 1: held my finger and I'm like, oh no. And then

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh no, I don't do well. I

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Speaker 1: would pass out. I don't do well no time situations.

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Speaker 1: So I'm like, Jess, can you cooking jewels? And I'm

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Speaker 1: like trying to smile, like I don't want him to

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Speaker 1: know at all. And I always wanted to be married

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Speaker 1: to a squirt or oh my god, do you think

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Speaker 1: it's funny? Is funny? I just thought I took care

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Speaker 1: of it. It It took like three weeks to heal, but

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Speaker 1: it's good. I finally am now ranting about it. Call

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Speaker 1: us up eight at eight three board three one oh

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Speaker 1: six one. It's I don't know who needs to hear this.

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Speaker 1: But the segment where we say I don't know who

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Speaker 1: needs to hear this, and then put a big butt

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Speaker 1: on it and tell the universe what we think it

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Speaker 1: should hear. I don't know who needs to hear this,

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Speaker 1: Christian Gray snow here. But airports need to get rid

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Speaker 1: of carpets. Okay, oh yes, because it's hard to will

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Speaker 1: around your suitcase carpet and then if you add in

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Speaker 1: a chunky, maybe possibly overweight manager Doc sent on top

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Speaker 1: in her bag like me, it's really hard to push

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Speaker 1: your back carpet. And I was flying recently and there

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Speaker 1: were some airports where it's just like hard whip, you know,

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Speaker 1: like hard floors. You will ride along no problems. You

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Speaker 1: hit that carpet, it's like pulling fifty five pounds behind

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Speaker 1: the sixties anymore. Yeah. It also it's dirty. And the

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Speaker 1: Portland Airport they have a thing with the carpet that

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Speaker 1: they take a picture of whenever they travel from the

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Speaker 1: that's the thing at the Portland Airport. Yeah. Interesting, if

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Speaker 1: you saw it movie because there's a lot of pictures

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Speaker 1: that gone back there. Yeah, there are a lot, but

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Speaker 1: it looks like most airports. Carpet to me like different

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Speaker 1: and carpet is disgusting, and airports are basically bus stations now,

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Speaker 1: so it's like, get rid of carpet altogether everywhere. Yah.

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Speaker 1: I think I don't know who he's here, but carpet

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Speaker 1: needs to go away. I got a text in at

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Speaker 1: four one oh six one that says, I don't know

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Speaker 1: who needs to hear this, but yes, they can smell it.

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Speaker 1: They can. They definitely can if you're out in public

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Speaker 1: and you try to fart, and that's the best thing

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Speaker 1: to do. I mean, I'm assuming, I'm not sure what Bennett,

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Speaker 1: what do you think the world needs? Bennett, I don't

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Speaker 1: know who needs to hear it, but whether it's Netflix,

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Speaker 1: Hello Fresh, a new app, it's time to cancel that

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Speaker 1: thirty day free trial reminder canceling now. I don't have

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Speaker 1: to do this because I dropped our credit card or

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Speaker 1: whatever defit card down the storm drain and I had

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Speaker 1: to get a new card. So I or lose your

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Speaker 1: credit card. Every quarter, I call in and cancel my

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Speaker 1: card and then just decide what I want to continue.

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Speaker 1: What are all these charges for him? Papal and Apple?

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Speaker 1: How many times Alex gonna have that conversation. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I thought I canceled all of the subscribe.

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Speaker 1: You got a text in at four one oh six

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Speaker 1: one says, I don't know who needs to hear this,

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Speaker 1: but Sharky. Oh, one of our producers. Sharky was sitting

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Speaker 1: in the corner right now but being very quiet. This

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Speaker 1: is the hottest producer ever. I didn't know he could blush.

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Speaker 1: It's precious. That was the cutest not I've ever seen

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Speaker 1: you do. He never smiled on him. I literally never

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Speaker 1: seen him smile that bit. And you know what they

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Speaker 1: were right? Whoever texted that it's difficult to come into

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Speaker 1: work every day with Sharky, isn't it been good? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I I have to say too. Yeah. Maybe that was

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Speaker 1: the text. Maybe that was the text that came in

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Speaker 1: said I don't know who needs ears, but they can

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Speaker 1: smell it. And they were talking about our producer, Sharks

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Speaker 1: and it was like they can smell how good it is.

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Speaker 1: So he was like, ain't saying a word. He's just

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Speaker 1: over this. Please move on. Another text in at four

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Speaker 1: needs to hear this, but if you aren't willing to

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Speaker 1: go ten miles over the speed limit, you should not

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Speaker 1: be in the left lane. Yes, I would take that

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Speaker 1: a step further and say you should just not be driving.

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Speaker 1: Drive keep texting in four one O six one, What

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Speaker 1: do you think the world needs to hear? Your phone prank?

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